# DAY 2 : DARK KNIGHT BATTLE!

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2014-10-29  
**Duration:** 95m 36s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oiGtNoPuGo

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## Analysis

Jack Danger hosts a Dead Flip pinball tournament streaming event featuring matches on The Dark Knight Rises machine with guests Brad Stark, Richie Townsend, and Crystal Gemnich. The stream covers gameplay commentary, rule explanations, machine mechanics discussion, and tournament banter interspersed with discussions about pinball culture, theme appeal on location machines, and Batman IP references.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] The Dark Knight machine has a secret method to earn a billion points involving hitting the right loop 35 times repeatedly and doubling the value — _Jack Danger explaining the Batmobile mode mechanic: 'the rightmost loop is lit, and that's a hurry-up. You have to keep hitting it and hitting it and hitting it over and over again, I think 35 times in a row. And if you hit it row, catch it, shoot it up the left lane, that'll double it. When it comes back down to your flipper, shoot it up the middle, collect it, it'll be 500 million times two, which is a billion.'_
- [HIGH] The Dark Knight prototype being used has a malfunction where the left loop does not feed back to the back saucer from multiball — _Brad Stark discussing machine condition: 'This one already has a problem since it's a prototype. The left loop does not go back to the back saucer from your multi-ball.'_
- [HIGH] The Dark Knight machine earned approximately $70 on location at a bar over two weeks when newly placed — _Host noting revenue: 'It made about $70 in a new location just about over two weeks.'_
- [MEDIUM] Non-pinball enthusiasts are more attracted to Dark Knight based on the Batman theme and toy features rather than game mechanics — _Host explaining location appeal: 'The theme is great for an on-location game, because people that don't necessarily know pinball that well are attracted to the theme. They're attracted to the theme. The toys.'_
- [MEDIUM] The bridge on Dark Knight is easy to remove and reinstall for maintenance — _Host confirming maintenance accessibility: 'The bridge is easy-peasy to take apart, remove, reinstall, etc.'_

### Notable Quotes

> "There's nothing to fear but me."
> — **Batman (machine voice line)**, mid-stream
> _Recurring Batman character quote referenced during gameplay_

> "I'm the scary crow."
> — **Jack Danger**, early match
> _Self-referential comment during Scarecrow mode play_

> "I only sign man boots."
> — **Jack Danger**, tournament setup
> _Humorous aside about signing autographs at tournament_

> "Brad is undefeated."
> — **Host**, tournament conclusion
> _Brad Stark wins the streamed tournament matches_

> "The game just has a gimmicky two shots to me...there's too many moving parts. I can see that crane breaking, that bridge breaking."
> — **Tournament participant**, machine assessment
> _Expressed concern about Dark Knight's maintenance and longevity_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Host of Dead Flip tournament stream, Stern pinball designer, plays against guests in Dark Knight matches |
| Brad Stark | person | Dead Flip founding member, tournament competitor, wins matches against other participants |
| Richie Townsend | person | Guest from Pinsane Clown Posse team, competed in Walking Dead launch party prep with ~32 average score |
| Crystal Gemnich | person | Guest from Hell's Bells Trudy, tournament competitor on Dark Knight |
| The Dark Knight Rises | game | Stern pinball machine used for tournament, features Batman theme, crane mechanic, Scarecrow/Joker modes |
| Dead Flip | organization | Pinball streaming platform hosting tournament event for Extra Life charity fundraiser |
| Extra Life | organization | Charity beneficiary for Dead Flip tournament stream to raise awareness and funds for sick children |
| Emporium Wicker Park | event | Chicago-area arcade venue hosting IFPA-sanctioned tournament during stream day, starting at 7:00 PM |
| Pinsane Clown Posse | organization | Pinball team that Richie Townsend competes with |
| Hell's Bells Trudy | organization | Pinball team that Crystal Gemnich competes with |
| Walking Dead | game | Stern pinball game that Richie Townsend was prepping for launch party, achieved ~32 average score |
| Geek Knights | organization | Pinball team mentioned in tournament context |
| The Hooligans | organization | Pinball team mentioned in tournament context |
| Blind Robin | venue | Chicago-area bar with pinball machines on 50 cent to dollar play |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Dark Knight Rises machine mechanics and rules, Pinball tournament organization and gameplay
- **Secondary:** Location machine appeal and operator revenue, Machine maintenance concerns and durability, Pinball streaming and community engagement, Charity fundraising through pinball events
- **Mentioned:** Batman IP and theme licensing, Walking Dead launch party competition

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.75) — Stream maintains enthusiastic, celebratory tone focused on gameplay enjoyment and community engagement. Some minor concerns expressed about machine durability and maintenance, but overall commentary is upbeat and encouraging toward both the game and participating players.

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** Pinball community participation in tournament play and streaming, team-based league competition ongoing (confidence: high) — Multiple pinball teams (Pinsane Clown Posse, Hell's Bells Trudy, Geek Knights, Hooligans) competing; participants discussing league results and tournament schedules
- **[community_signal]** Charitable streaming format integrating pinball tournament with fundraising goals for children's health (confidence: high) — Stream explicitly dedicated to Extra Life charity, multiple calls for donations during gameplay
- **[competitive_signal]** Dark Knight theme appeal to casual/location players despite mechanical complexity; Batman IP drives non-enthusiast play (confidence: medium) — Host discussing location operator experience: 'The theme is great for an on-location game, because people that don't necessarily know pinball that well are attracted to the theme...it made about $70 in a new location just about over two weeks.'
- **[event_signal]** Dead Flip hosting charity tournament stream benefiting Extra Life for sick children awareness and fundraising (confidence: high) — Host: 'Thanks for coming, folks. We're streaming to Extra Life's charity channel to help raise awareness and some mate/man for some sick kids. So donate. That would be awesome.'
- **[product_concern]** Durability concerns expressed about Dark Knight's multiple moving parts including crane and bridge mechanics (confidence: medium) — Participant: 'there's too many moving parts. I can see that crane breaking, that bridge breaking. I can see that Joker toy not spinning anymore.'
- **[technology_signal]** Dark Knight prototype exhibits mechanical failure in left loop feed mechanism from multiball (confidence: high) — Brad Stark: 'This one already has a problem since it's a prototype. The left loop does not go back to the back saucer from your multi-ball.'

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## Transcript

 I wanted to at least beat him once, but... It was on knockout. The first game was on... Total knockout. Total Nuclear Annihilation. I thought... I thought Werdrick was in it, too. I knew he was going to survive, man. Total knockout. His games against Stan were intense to watch. I know you didn't get to watch them at all. That was... It was a pretty intense battle, watching Stan do his magic, and then the Werdrick comeback, which was so good, and he just got thrown off. Ooh, I got... You got a chill just thinking about that? Yeah, don't stand under the AC, buddy. All right, double knockout. Players. Folks, we're just getting this set up. Give us one second. Are you on a bike? No, you didn't get up for it. K-R-Y-S-T-L-E. All right. Nightbot, where the hell are you, you ding-dong? There you are. Nightbot is never on time. Full house tonight. Air catastrophe, you bet. We got five kids in here today. I'm going to try to use my adult voice this whole stream. This whole stream. You've been listening to yourself on that. I hate it. Too much? I'm just like, I think that's what I was going for. I like your high voice. I don't. You might have just deafened some people. Right. It doesn't sound sexy enough. Are we on? Arenas are Batman, Batman, and Batman. We got a double knockout. Today we're going to run, since we have five people, we're going to run a double knockout. Double knockout. Using Brackalope. Brackalope software. Thanks, Brackalope. We need to post the link. We can post the link. We can share the Brackalope live link. and if you go to Brackalope live.brackalope.com will probably be the top one right now. Right, right. Connect. It'll be called Dead Flip Live. Oh, look at you. I mean, oh, look at you, buddy. Oh, look at you. All right. So we're going to do a double knockout which means you've got to get knocked out twice. I guess it's self-explanatory. It's going to pull a random two people together. We're just going to battle on Batman until there's somebody left. It's true. We're not even going to practice. We're going to jump right into this. Straight in? All right, here we go, folks. We got five people. Have you played Dark Knight? Of course. Of course. Jack-o'-Lantern. Is it single elimination? Double. Okay, good. And I call the Batman masses. Thank you, Redwood, because that's always us. That's always us, too. I call the Batman mass today. You see what, Chris, I get the first buy, which is great, because I got to go render something. It gave you too much power. Come grab me something. Hold on. Come grab me when you're ready. Folks, thanks for coming back to another Deadflip Pinball live tournament thing, whatever we want to call this. I don't know. Today's guests are Brad Zac Stark from Dead Flip, founding member. We have Richie Townsend from the Pinsane Clown Posse, and Crystal Gemnich from Hell's Bells Trudy. And I'm your host, Jack Danger. With the new Batman. You just said Batman. Batman. I'm Jack Danger. All right, here we go. It's me versus Brad Zac Stark. You want to flip? See who goes first? All right, guys. Emporium side or token side? All right. Token. It is Emporium side. You will go first. Great. I love going first. I love it. I love it. Thanks for coming, folks. We're streaming to Extra Life's charity channel to help raise awareness and some money for some sick kids. So donate. That would be awesome. Here we go. Here we go. Scarecrow skill shot. Are you the scary crow? I'm the scary crow. Go for some jokers. Can I ask you a question? Yeah, what do you got, bud? How is the hitting the bat signal shot in the back? It's bad, but it hasn't been super terrible. Not like it was? Right. Also, you can catch this ball really well. How's that going, bud? Where are the other cameras? Yeah. Yep, I was just about to fix that. That's why people aren't caring, Jack. So here's what happened, folks. I allowed you not to see me drain. That's all that matters. You're welcome. What matters is that Jack didn't drain. That's all that matters. Yep. Are we up now? This hurts my face. Yeah, go for it, bud. Yes. I need a beer. I'm going to turn my mic off and go get a beer. DT. Two steps ahead of you, buddy. Down two. Oh, that was lucky. Come on, skit. Nope, that's two. That's what I wanted. I got to put out now. I got to shoot this. Zac Stark is back. I love when I play this at Mind Rabbit. I could never hear. Table camera needs turning on. There's nothing to fear but me. There's nothing to fear but me. Thanks again for coming, everybody. Yeah, it's okay. I really just want this multiball. God, I need to practice talking lower. I can bet on you. So, Richie, what have you been doing lately pinball-wise? I was just playing Walking Dead. We were prepping for the Walking Dead lunch party. On Thursday. Right on, man. And how'd you do? I averaged about 10. My best was about 32. Right on. From the launch parties that I'm hearing, if you can get a 30, you're killing everyone. You're doing it. Yeah. Indeed. Why didn't you get what I wanted out of that? I have to work that night. They're allowing me to take off for a couple hours. Oh, baby, do it. So I get to leave and come back. I have a industry Halloween party I should be going to. Yeah, that's where I am going. And I'm trying to figure out if I'm going to the launch party or the Halloween party. What are you doing, Zac Stark? I'm probably going to go to the Halloween party. Halloween? I mean... Yeah, well, it's like, do you want to go to state or do you want to go to Halloween parties? Well... Is it worth points? Yes. Launch parties are always worth some boo-hoo points. Well, that's the thing is, I wonder if I could just go and play right away and then fail. Like, be the first one to get in? Yeah. I mean, as long as you buy in right away, you're good. Oh, he's got ball two locked up. He just needs one more lock, and he's got... I need that Batmobile. He's got two of them. Um, yeah. Starts killing it right now. Some Batmobile loops. Ooh. So there's a secret way to get a billion points on this game. Yeah, and I was just trying to do it. Yeah. The one explained in the Bowen video? We were tasked with that yesterday and could not even come close. It is very hard to hit that right loop. That right loop is freaking impossible. Starkman taking it home. By the way, this game is punishing me. Yesterday I couldn't do anything with it. What did you get out of it? Nothing. Every single game I lost. Erica was destroying both of us. Who won all of them? Nick won and then Erica took second and I was the last the last place Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot Jeez Louise. Super J's lit. I know. Got it. Oh, there it is. My man. So your super jackpot for Joker is beating the crap out of the Joker target when it stays down. And with Scarecrow, it's hitting all the lights while your multiball's going. And when they're all lit up, the scoop for Scarecrow becomes a super jackpot. I did not know that one. If it counts to zero. Oh, my God. Jackpot. Oh, we look good. I can't believe I just did that. That was crazy. Starkman, you have 25 mil already. That's it? I'll screw you. Trying to let him up? I don't think I'm going to be able to hit that. That's not an easy shot. Especially on this machine. Yeah. Well, Zac Stark, I think your stroke of bad luck is about to change because you're putting up a solid, solid lead. I think my luck changed Sunday. Your luck changed on Sunday. Did it? Because we played Hurricane and I smoked you on ball three. On Saturday. Oh, wait. Did we play it all together? I guess I meant the luck between us. Our personal chemistry. Our little personal chemistry. Alright, folks, I'm going to go for Joker here. So now that the gate's down, I can lock the ball up. That'll be my second lock. That was Batmobile. You know, let's try it. Let's get those right loops. Yes I am. No I'm not. Here's the problem with this. For some reason I cannot drop catch on this machine. There's something about the angles or something here. I need to... I don't want to have to change up how I play for this fucking game. Donate for kids! Love you! No swearing is terrible Curse words Like you flippin piece of flip Flappin ding dong lickin I don't know about the ding dong Yeah actually ding dong lickin I don't think that's good Holy buckets Yeah it fucking starts murdering me Flippin Flippin stuck Why don't you tell us what you're shooting for here, buddy? Scarecrow. Right on. Because I want Scarecrow to start again, although it's a little bit harder the second time for multiball. Yeah, because it starts droozin' around. Oh! That was dirty. Beautiful. Masterfully done. You're becoming an annoyance. Sorry, that was a little wild. Jaded, thanks for coming, buddy. God, that was... All right. We're trying a different mic setup every day, and I think today's might be the best so far. Thank you. You got a job? All right. So backhands are usually what's safest when you're hitting the scarecrow. Are you going to post pass? No, I was trying to time it so I could backhand that. I've got two left. Need control. All right. So I'm going to go for that one now. Beautiful. You're not getting sound. They're not hearing me? Bomb camp. Bomb camp. No, there's sound, buddy. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it. Oh, I know. That sucks. Red, start. Is there no sound? There's sound. Oh, thanks. There's no sound. There's sound going. Can someone else verify that you can hear us talking? Thank you. Verify. All right, so Zac Stark is penielating me. Penielation. Total penielation. I'm getting pingered. I'm getting pingered. Suffering from a pinger. I guess you could say I've met your balls in a vice. Oh, my goodness. Fred Zac Stark. My man. Don't eat the children. You can hear me, right? Are you shooting for Jack? Well, I'm shooting for Joker, but I can't seem to be making a shot. Jack, slap him clear. Thanks, pizza fan. You're the best. Pizza. Still the pizza. Yeah. You want the Joker. You know what? When we get pizza, we'll rub it all over the screen camera. Gotcha. I think it's the world's favorite. What? Pepperoni and cheese. I don't know. Why is it so great? I don't know. I'm about garbage. Starkman takes it. Starkman takes it. Write it out, buddy. Victory left it. Stuff. What are the things that Batman's got on his machine? Everything. Yeah, sorry, Jaden. We also have a new mic hanging around the pinball machine so that the people playing can be heard loud and clear as well. I got it in there. Just keep saying that. Wow, you actually got that signal challenge. Yeah. What is that? Watching you guys in traffic. Rock near. Don't get in an accident. But thank you. So I got to get all these flashing shots? Yeah. And then start the multiple. Yep. Yep. Because it's going to start like a jackpot. How do you start that? By hitting the far left loop up into the scoop up there after you've completed all three major mode multiball things there. Come on, go in there. Go to your home. That's one. All right. Get it up that ramp. That's two. Yeah. Get it up that ramp, dog, and then send it right back to the saucer. Ooh. Ramp dog. Ramp dog. They call me Ramp Dog. Just need to hit this. Yeah. Yes. Love it. All right. Now you can send it to the back again to start your multiball. Your jackpot's only going to be worth 150k, but you'll have a multiball to play with. It's got to go in the hole again. It's got to go back into the sausage. And that sucks on this machine. A scoop is where the ball fully submerges. A saucer is just where it rests on a little... Terminology. Just a little terminology there for you. Come on, control. Control. Rock near. You need to flip off the next person that cuts you off for me and tell me all about it. Will I get it to flip off? That's what I meant. Like, show them your flipper fingers. Oh, Starkman with the 50. Oh, man. All right. Crystal and Richie. Oh, of course, Nick got a buy. Yeah. Nick gets a buy. He programmed that. All right. Start match. You guys are on. Batman. All right. Me and Richie? No. Yeah. Emporium. Empyrean. Empyrean. Empyrean. Oh, it's Emporium. I mean, always make them go first. Always make them go first. I just want to get it over with. Screw this. I'm Batman. Suck it. So I have to be, what are some of the things that Batman says on this machine? I'm cool. Like if the game is off, you'll hear him go, okay, you know when a game's off for the newer sterns, if you touch a button. It's in a track. No, I'm sorry, not being off, but if there's no credits in, you hit it. It's an attract thing where if you accidentally touch it, it'll start saying something. Right. Batman will say, touch the other flipper. I dare you. Touch it. Love it. Then there's a lot of Joker quotes. I heard somebody say, I hate something. I hate pizza. I don't know. Oh, that's going to be controversial. A pizza fan is going to have a problem with this. He says something like, something that sounds or rhymes with the word banh mi. Banh mi? I hate it. I thought I heard you say, I hate tall people. Wait, what? Yeah, right? I hate tall people. Is Batman short? How tall is Batman? He's about 5'4". I don't know. You know, traditionally, Wolverine's like super short. like 4'9". Right. He's like super tiny. And he's Canadian. He's supposed to be like a little green. That's why he's Canadian. But then Hugh Jackman gets the role and suddenly everyone thinks he's like 6'5". Huge Ackman. Hugh Jackerman. Hugh Jackerman. Hugh Jackerman. I am Hugh Jackerman. Beat the crap out of that crane. Yeah, P.I. Hugh Jackerman. P.I. Nope, I didn't want to do that. One, two, three. So you can stop that ball as it's coming down that lane. All right, you also have Batmobile going. I'm not getting away. So you want to send it right down the middle? Send it straight up the middle. Well, not down the middle, up the middle. To the middle. Around the two. One of the two. Folks, if you're in the Chicagoland area, and I mean Chicago proper, If you go to Emporium Wicker Park tonight, there is an IFPA-sponsored tournament going on. Starts at 7-ish. Probably won't get started until 7.30 because everything starts late around here. But come on by, get your IFPA points, and talk to us. I'll be signing underwear. I only sign underwear. And man boots. Oh, boobs. Boots. Man boots. Like on your feet. Right. Yeah, I only sign man boots. Batman is 6'3". Trust me, I know this shit. Nolan, thanks for coming. How tall is Michael Keaton? Well, when he's wearing creepers and looking like Batman, he's 6'3". Michael Keaton's a little guy, I thought. I saw a ridiculous fan art thing the other day. It was the idea that it was Bruce Wayne that had died. His parents, his dad became Batman. That was actually a cartoon that they did. Really? Yeah. When his mom went crazy. Yep. Yeah, that was, so they gave the Flash his own little animated movie, and the Flash, like, traveled back in time. Flash point. Yeah, traveled back in time, adjusted something, and it ended up just the son dying, and the mother is, like, crying with her dead son, just starts laughing, and her lipstick smears to give her a Joker face. So intense. And it's just, now the Batman and Joker are husband and wife trying to kill each other, and it's remarkable. I watched that. Dude, it's really cool. It's really cool. Check it out. Do your best. Richie Townsend. Do your best and have fun. Do your best. I've got to go for my joke call now. Richie Townsend steps up to the plate. I did. I did. I shit the bed on him. Oh, yeah, that was dumb. Oh, shoot again. Why is that? How did you get a ball save? What a crack. Is this a tournament machine? Yeah, I didn't deserve that. This ain't no tournament machine. Oh, you got bricked out of the Joker? I did. That's always fun. Crystal. Yeah. $10 million is not hard to get on this machine. you can do this I can't play this machine because I'm trying to my flipper skills don't work on this dude yeah I was bringing this up yesterday and like what's with this like industrial like Trent Reznor shit going on PCP represent Richard Erica Erica catastrophe welcome to the PCP show dead flip here is as a guest you freaking guys are on every single day gotta warn me ahead of time I don't take surprise guess jaded sorry brother I'm just wondering why you guys aren't doing better. Yeah, and your team isn't going to get split up this season. We had some bad games. Our good games were against good teams, and our bad games were against bad teams. So, unfortunately, we lost. So, Crystal's going for her scarecrow shots here. I'd say that anyone's a bad team. Everyone's great and everyone should do it, right? Yes, exactly. Everybody should have a good time. There are bad teams, like Pins and Clown Posse, or the Geek Knights, or the Hooligans, or the... All those... If the Geek Knights didn't show up. All those ding-dong... Just kidding, everybody. Everyone's great. We love everybody. That was a beautiful save, Crystal. I'm like your parents. I love you all equally. You got this. Focus. Yep. Hold it. Oh, you could have cradled that. You're fine. Yeah, Jaded, you can hear us now. Welcome to the party. We're done talking shit about you. All right, backhand it. No. A little anxious. Why? You spilled Batman. Batman mission is lit. Hell yes. Hell yes. Hold it. All right, one more hit and it's going to stay right where it's at. That was a multiball. You're fine. Now, keep hitting that damn ball. All right when all those lights are lit shoot it in the scoop that started Scarecrow to begin with But make sure you hit it Do not push the game anymore You're killing me. No! You had this! You seriously, seriously had that. I got control though, which is good. Apparently, Chris's weakness is going to be the old beef. All right, Richie Townsend takes the win. I feel like you guys were walking me through surgery. Is there any, like, okay. Brad Zac Stark versus Richie Townsend. Did you program in the beef? No, not yet. Brad Zac Stark and Richie. I was so close. You and I are next. Yeah. She probably flipped. Yeah, baby. No, yeah. Hey, are you excited about the tournament tonight? Yeah, I am. Are you going to win? I'm feeling good. I played well yesterday. I played well last night. I'm going to play well. I'm going to win today. I'm going to go win that tournament. Damn it. I win, too. Okay. Yeah, you win, too. Yeah, we win. We're all going to win that. You need those points, Crystal. We're all going to win. We're all equally going to win. Yeah. Equal amounts of points for all. Skanking. Yeah, skanking. Pinball skanking. So what are you going to shoot for there, Brad? Scary crow. He's going right for Scary Crow. Scary Crow? Scary Crow. I tried it. It hurt my face. I could do it all day! Batman glasses off. It looks like Batman's looking right at you. It's so dumb. Yo, wait, hold on. Do you want a Sharpie to draw eyes on your forehead? I can't hit that. Yes, you can. Scarecrow, hold it. All right, that's an easy shot. My man. There's nothing to fear but me. But me. There's nothing to fear but me. Who fears but me? It's delicious. I don't know how I got these scores. Delicious. Love it. I mean, some people don't like that tale. Marie Kelly, Nick's going to win. Come on. Favoritism. Doc Helix, yeah, wait. What do you mean, want to know how I got these scores? How did you get them? You mean scars? Aw, it's Crystal. It is so mean. Do you know Marie? Yeah, I do know Marie. Oh, Marie. So Crystal, my Disney show. That's so Crystal. One more hit. Big. Uh, poorly. It's not like a cheap knockoff. It didn't do well. Jackpot. And remember, Alfred there on the far right is your add-a-ball. I did? No, he didn't. It's blinking. Yeah. Well, looks like it's blinking to me. I didn't. Whoa. I guess I didn't get it. Jackpot. Come on, Alfred. Mom? All right, go for them jokes. There you go. Where is the Joker? Where is the Joker? Why is he a professional wrestler now? Where is the Joker? Joker is the... Joker is just to the right of that. That ain't no mystery. Like, you see the three Joker cards on the play field? One is blinking, one is solid. That tells you how many you have locked and how many are you, like, that's your next lock blinking right now. What's the Batmobile Jillian thing about? Buttmobile. So when you start up the Batmobile mode, which is when you first plunge and you get it up the middle ramp, it'll send it to that left thing, drop it down, like this left, like, leaning bridge thing. Okay. So it'll go up there, and once it feeds it to your flipper, So what happens is the rightmost loop is lit, and that's a hurry-up. You have to keep hitting it and hitting it and hitting it over and over and over again, I think 35 times in a row. And if you hit it 35 times in a row, catch it, shoot it up the left lane, that'll double it. When it comes back down to your flipper, shoot it up the middle, collect it, it'll be 500 million times two, which is a billion. Plus, I think you also have to start off with the Batman skill shot. Yeah. Can you explain the yellow crane thing? All right, Rockneer, what that is is that is the scarecrow multiball. So just underneath that crane is a scoop that has a scarecrow light in front of it. When you get the ball in there, that starts the crane moving. And on the play field, there are five yellow circles. And the crane will stop in front of those circles. And what you want to do is hit the crane when it's hovering over one of those circles. And once you've hit all five, that starts your multiball. Then what you want to do is keep hitting the crane to light all those circles back up again, get it back in the scoop that started the multiball in the first place, and that's your super jackpot. Hope that made sense. Doing moves. Doing moves. Just doing some moves, bro. No big deal. He's not over there. Where could he be? You over here, bro? Is he over here? That's not over there. How about maybe he's in the Joker shot? That would have been a lot cooler if you made that shot. He must be in the Joker shot. Gordon says no. Fucking maybe he's up there. Batman giving up. I don't know. Maybe he's up there. Yep. That is the third multiball in this game. The fourth one belongs to the bat signal. Yes, thank you. So, bat thought is everybody ready? Red star, red star. Well, without that. We should switch my finger to the picture of me playing a ball from the party. From which party? Oh, yeah. I'll dig around. I just, I need like a clean head. All right, come on, jerk. I know, it's Halloween. That was a good bow. Welcome to my home. Clean headshot. All right, Rich Taliesin. Richie, Richie, you can do it. You can do it. I hope we all win. It's the worst. I hope we are winning. I gave you your lower thing. Don't worry. Oh, it's incredible. Oh, yeah. The fist. The fist is my favorite. Oh, yeah, how it's done. Yeah. Sean. Should I just do it? Should I just like all the time? The man, the myth, the legend, Brad Stuck. What are you going to shoot for here, bud? Batmobile. Batmobile, OK. Batmobile. Are you actually going for Batmobile? No. I'm not saying. No, I just... If I was Brad, I would start going for Joke Words. Joke Words? I'm really close to another Scarecrow. Oh, also, if you do your Batmobile, then you'll get your Bat Signal nonsense going soon. Yeah. I think I'm going to start Scarecrow again. Oh, man. Second Scarecrow. If you own this game, do you think it would last in the collection? I had a chance to pick one of these up but passed. I don't know. Yeah. I'm a little indifferent, honestly. The game just has a gimmicky two shots to me. I had the opportunity to once. I mean, I guess if you could get one cheap enough. Right. It's a pretty good stern game, but. It is. It's fun. I mean, it's challenging. It's whooping my ass for sure. I just, I don't know. I guess for maintenance reasons and stuff, there's too many moving parts. I can see that crane breaking, that bridge breaking. I can see that Joker toy not spinning anymore. This one already has a problem since it's a prototype. The left loop does not go back to the back saucer from your multiball. Then you're good. Call me Steam. I'm curious, too. Just bought one a couple of weeks ago. immediately put it on location, just brought it home, and it's going back out next week. Call me. This thing was on location at a bar here in Chicago, and it got a lot of play. The theme is great for an on-location game, because people that don't necessarily know pinball that well are attracted to the theme. They're attracted to the theme. The toys. Yeah, and the toys. And apparently this game went over really well. The only reason Gavin pulled it out was because he got a dark, I'm sorry, a walking dead to put in its place. A waking dad to put in its place. Waking dad. I was trying to go for that stupid damage. I'm going to make sure we can see Brad Zac Stark's beautiful face here. The punch. Give him, Brad Zac Stark, his due diligence. Brad is 700, and I can't read that number. It's too tiny. It's something. Definitely starts with a seven. The bridge is easy-peasy to take apart, remove, reinstall, etc. That's cool. That's good to know. Because since Gavin's loaning this to us, I'm sure we're going to beat the crap out of it. This is hard. Yep. Just breathe. Too early. Wait for it to leave its rightmost position and start moving left and then shoot it. Replay! Oh, you got a replay. Wait, you got a replay? Replay. It made about $70 in a new location just about over two weeks. Yeah, man. There's something, like, games that pinball, like, pinheads really love, the theme isn't always the thing that sells it. But for people that don't really know pinball that well, they'll walk right up to an ACDC or a Metallica or a... All right, whatever. Even a frickin' Space Jam. Like, that game is terrible. And everyone wants to play it. But everyone wants to play that stupid game. And Baywatch. Also, another freaking terrible pin that everyone plays. Oh, nice. You nailed it, bud. I don't like Baywatch. No. No one likes Baywatch. Jack Benson. Jack Benson. He doesn't really use it, but that's what I said. Oh, Starkman. One more hit and you got your Super J. So any machine at... Any machine at Emporium Logan. All right, get in that scoop, buddy. You have extra ball there, too. I can't. No, Super Jackpot. Super Jackpot. Super Jackpot. It's blocked. Super Jackpot. It's blocked. Then hit it. Get it out of the way. No, everybody out of the pool. Everybody out of the pool. Everybody out of the pool. I only needed 40 more million. You did it. You did it. Richie, you can't compete with the man. Can't compete with the Zac Stark Punch. Zac Stark Punch. Zac Stark Punch. How is the Zac Stark Punch? Baywatch is excellent. I can't tell if you're lying or not. Space Jam is all right. Space Jam seems like someone just sort of sneezed a bunch of parts on a playfield and they settled into place. Are Sterns on location in Chicago on dollar play? It depends on the place that you go to. So if you go to headquarters, all those games are free. If you go to Emporium, those games are 25 cents or a token. If you go to like random bars like Blind Robin, you're paying 50 cents to a dollar. a dollar. $50. North Down, the World Cup soccer there is a buck and a dollar. What? Yeah, don't you remember? No, that's... Oh, wait. Yes, North Down. That's right. Remember we had to go and get the high score so we never had to pay for it. We got $40 million on it. Gross. Alright, Starkman taking it home. Can someone run and get Nick Campbell for me? Oh, is he involved in this? Yes. Brad Zac Stark wins. God. Brad is undefeated. Undefeatist, is that a thing? I do like Baywatch only for the bonus animation. Oh, Pamela Anderson's three-frame animation of her... Who knows what she's doing? Oh, geez. She's digging a hole. She's digging a hole. Digging a hole. I like Baywatch because Sonic shows up in the credits. Yeah, he sure does. no lie Baywatch is all kinds of badass dumb theme but fun layout okay bat wait no battle say battle me and you bat high five wait who goes first token or emporium call it emporium it's emporium you're going first. Come on, Bad Dad. I don't know. Yeah. Okay, folks. Okay, folks. Let's give it some higher scores. Nick Campbell is full of NRG. Let's go, baby! You too, Crystal. I like the way I do. This isn't Jack talking, by the way. This is Richie Townsend. Barbara. Barbara Beef. You got a Spangberg on your hands, friend. Oh, Barbara. Yeah. The dad beers are good. Can you smash me one of those, too? Also, I mean, you don't have to, but there's a bunch next to the fridge if you want to throw some in the fridge, too. A lot. Okay. Oh, there is? Okay, we're good. So Nick's juggling. So rough. Are we talking about how rough Nick is during this match? Yeah. Rough Nick. Whoa, you made it. Light. I saw some bats on one side. Real bats? Dead ones at the museum. Dad bats? Dead. Way to bring this down. I saw some dead bats on one side. At the field museum, it was cool. Stop. Stop. Oh, you want me to stop talking about Dead Bad? Nick doesn't like this. He's wearing the Batman mask. Dead Bad's great. Dead Bad's great. Stop it. Thanks, Jack. Beth creeped me out. Stop talking about that. Why don't everything turn to her choice? Keep your eye on me. I'm a boy. Hello. Hello. Is he British? Why is he bald? I'm like, oh. Nick Campbell kissing his flipper fingers. He just voodoo cursed the game for me. All right, here we go. Good luck. Fred, are you out? No, I'm doing so well. Oh, okay. I thought you said you got knocked out. You're destroying everybody. Yeah, Brad's undefeated. Come back. Don't drain. Alright, my flipper skills don't work on this game anymore, so... I just got Viagra targeted. We're not going to go for the billion. Thanks, buddy. Lucius Fox here. My luck has changed. Mystery. Nope. Why are you talking like me? I'm out of breath. It's hard to talk like this all the time. I need my Bat-Nailer. Boop! Does someone have a lozenge? One more lock, ladies. Me! Kolob! Kelgon, take me away. What was that called? Bat Dude? Bat Dude? He's like Super Chill Batman. No worries, bruh. I'm like the Bat Dude, you know, man? What up, bruh? Do a little Batman. Oh, I was told to do Batman. Jackpot. Jackpot. Jackpot! Like, jackpot, bro, you know? It's fine. Super Jackpot. Thank you. Aren't you in a band? Can't you do a metal voice? Hey, I hit Alfred. Dude, I hit Alfred and it didn't do anything. I actually hit him yesterday and I didn't get to do it. I think the guy in Styx is the drummer. I purposefully hit him and saw his face pop up. Oh. Are you sure the sticks guy wasn't in the drama? Maybe you already got one. Do a little bit of dance. He does. Okay. Good ball, good ball, good ball, good ball, good ball. Oh. Good ball, good ball. We're just doing backup. We're talking Batman. We're here talking Batman. What is the metal band? What is the metal band? I'm thinking of that. I know the drummer. That's one of the lead singers. That's Mastodon. No, there's another one. Oh, get to it. Come on, that one, folks. Mastodon. Mastodon. Something. That's it. Oh, yeah. What are you shooting for here, buddy? What are you shooting for here, buddy? What's Gwar's favorite airport? LaGuardia. That's done. That's done. Nick's going for his third lock. Oh, get out of the way there. Thank you, Scarecrow, for getting in the way. Skirky deer. No, come back. Now, I haven't watched the Batman movies in a while. Does Scarecrow normally control a crane? Like, is that, like, why? It's just his name. Right, well, he doesn't have to hit his name, but he is like a Scarecrow. But why does the crane have to do it? Ichabod Crane. Right, in that manner. Why is the crane associated with Scarecrow? I can't remember. Does he drive a crane at some point in the movie? No, I don't think so. Maybe we should ask... Dream, what do you know about cranes and Scarecrow from Batman? Why does he even have a crane? Well, Nick's coming hard for me. What's that? He's mixing his multiples. He's coming hard for me. Keep it clean, folks. Keep it clean. Here we go. Donate to the kids. We're putting out a swear jar, folks. I like swearing, though. Right. Sick kids need money. I love you. I never move. Jack Walks! The guy's better. I feel like they could have got a better dude to do the voice. Like, I could have done it better. Six Million Super J. You hear that, sir? If you need someone to do Batman voices ever again, I will do it, and it will be better. When the next Batman pinball machine comes out. Yep. It'll be a Bane voice. That'd be great. Walter, you're a firetrucker. I really hope you don't. You're going to die, Batman. Yeah, but muffled. This isn't over, Batman. Yeah. Look at this number. Holy smokes. Yeah, that's pretty good. Oh, he rescued Rachel. Rachel's a B.I. She was best in the first movie. Raffle? Oh, wait, she was a different actress. She was still best in the first movie. I'm not a Maggie Dillon old man. No. I'm not much of a Katie Holmes fan either, but... My man! Dude, look at that. That's 59. Ooh. Whoa. Good, whoa. That's a good ball. That's the best ball of the day. Holy farts. What are you doing to me? The power of the Batman! It's the mask! It's the mask! It truly is the mask. He was doing okay until he put that thing on yesterday. Yeah, you can play it as long as I don't play you. Because I need the back power. I need the butt power. It feels like you're shimmy, the mask. Oh, God. Yeah, was that a pinball machine? It's just my name is Jupiter. I feel like I've been hurt. Like the bad 90s. I'm sorry, Nick, were you just singing, you remember that song? My name is Cuban Pete Downs I seen people all upstate Oh he awesome What makes you think you winning I gonna be the hottest man in the world I'm a man. There's nothing to fear. Bon me. I've been carrying for a couple of years now. You kind of loved him? Yeah, I frankly did. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. He had some good flicks. What about Cuban Pete? Bumblebee Tuna. Yum, yum, bumblebee, bumblebee tuna. Oh, that was great when he did the Lincoln ads. He's rolling the booger in his fingers. Remember when he was trying to be like a super serious actor for a while? No. No. Sunshine of the Spot was mine or something? Come on, Alfred. Nope. All right, we'll give up on that. One more point. Scarecrow's name is Jonathan Crane. Oh. Tony. Right, like Ichabod Crane. That's so dumb! Oh, and Gomez was inspired by that. Okay. Good. Whoa, I did not get that. That happened to me every time I plunged yesterday, by the way. Is this a new stream? We've had a lot of new people join, for sure. Well, this person is cool. Call me Steam. I'm a little madman. Nick's name is Cuban Pete. That's a beat. He's the king of the making beef. Making beef. Jamaican beef. What do we have here? Replay at 69. It was lower, but I didn't care that. I didn't care that. So you didn't take it up to 69, right? Oh, God. That's a multiball. I don't think it has to go all the way around. I think there's a target in the back by the... Yeah. You're also five hits on Gordon from starting your doubler. I'm sorry? The character, getting all the characters lit. So Commissioner Gordon is that old guy, Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman. How many Gary Oldman games do we have now? Two? Yes, we have Dracula. Welcome to my home. It's a Harry Potter machine. She's expressed her hatred of pinball. Or a Sixth Sense pinball machine. She was definitely approached, and she even said, like, in a thing that, like, merchandising things. Doc Helix, I don't know how the Bumblebee tuna theme got started, but I approve. Yum, yum, bumblebee, bumblebee tuna. I love bumblebee, bumblebee tuna. Point four. Love a sandwich made with bumblebees. That's a bummer, man. Legos. Harry Potter Legos. That's fine. What about Lego Movie? Lego Movie would be good. That had Dumbledore in it. Oh, God. Oh, God. Dungledork. Just lower business, looking down at the playing field, right? And it's all Legos down there? I'd play the F out of that. I'd play the S out of that. Nick Campbell, stop it. Call me Steam. What we're doing is we set up a Brackalobe tournament so that we're just pairing two people off at a time to see who's going to win because we have five people here. And you can only max out a fourth. I don't post links. Go live.brackalope.com and it's up at the top. That's dope. No. Hopefully not. That was bad. Okay, there you go. 82. Dang. He just walks away like it's your business. It's your turn. What is GC on this one? You're a ding-dong. I guarantee the best one, too. Is it? It's your turn. Because I saw three with seven. Soured it? What the? Did you see that? Yeah, I was like all the way in. No. Oh, that went in and out the top of Joker. Did you see that? It went in Joker, bounced, and went out Joker. There you go. You got one. Call my mom. I need a ride home. Going. I need a ride home. I'm not going to win. Going. All right, bat stuff. Yeah. Yes, that's what you needed. You got it. Oh, you got the mode started. You got multipliers. You got the bad stuff. So which multiplier are you going to pick? So I'm probably going to choose Joker since I started working on that. So that'll give you, plus Joker multiple is coming soon. Yes. And that'll give you a huge super jack. Mom? Why don't you just pick it loud? Mom? Who is loud? Nope. Nope. Oh, wait. Was that that? Yeah, it looks like your Batmobile is going to be here. Come on, fly. You do the liar. Do the liar. Don't mind if I do the liar. Do the liar. Nice. Shake him up. I like that. That was a good JD style. I'm a ghost. Get in there. You're laughing. Why is it doing that? Why is it doing that? That's a very good question. It feels pretty wizardy. You got all three wizard thingies. That's it? So what's the goal of this? Oh! Whoa! That's a beef thing we're going to have, and it meant nothing. You're welcome. Oh, wait. Oh, that's a way. Wait. Stop wearing the mask, dummy. Oh, duh. Makes sense. All right. Nick, Scramble, Nox, Jackdames, you're out of the tournament. I'm done, guys. I'm out. You're out of the tournament? Yeah. First me and then Nick, and you're out? So what's going to happen? Look at this. You need to work this room up. We know what's going to happen. It's going to be risky. Who's next? Why would you do that to me? I'm sorry. That's okay. I love you. I love you too, brother. You want to make out? Yeah. Okay. And then they play you, of course. Number two. Oh, shit. All right. Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. Hey, who's... Is this mine? Yeah. Yeah. I saw it. No, no. No. Dad beers. Pardon the dad noises from the dad beers. Like a hat. Like a hat. Like a hat, not like a mask. That bounce out of Joker there was unbelievable. I had never seen that before. What did it do? I missed it. I shot it so hard and so fast that it went into Joker, came down, bounced, and shot right out the top without registering anything. Yeah. What was that? Well, what was that? She's just trying to shake it. Nope. I don't want that. I want that. You know what helps? Deciding what you stretch. Yeah, pick your shot first. Decide that you're going to go for all the jokers first or knocking out the scarecrow. Because that shot right there, the scoot, is backhandable. Yeah, yeah. So Brad, what are you going for? I'm going for scarecrow. I always go for scarecrow away, so I'll wait for a scarecrow skill shot. Bear a child? What did he say? I'm gonna bear a child. A better bear a child. I'm gonna get burned. It's bad baby. That's stupid. A better bear a child. Boom, boom, boom. Solid work, man. Yes. Send it up there. Awesome. Skloop. Nice kicks. Thanks, bud. All the better to kick you with. No. Oh, that was bad. We're going to go back to regular voting for a game. Yep. We're only playing this because we don't know how long we have this game. So we're going to get it in, then we're going to put the votes back up. And then you should tell Gavin to bring Walking Dead over here next week. Well, we'll talk to somebody about trying to figure that out. Let's go over there. Yeah, we'll talk to somebody. You're not getting away. It'll be fun when you do Walking Dead, like now, and then do it again a year from now. When the rules have changed and, yeah, compare and contrast. Software updates. No, it's not quite a delay. What it is... Here, I'll show you. I'll show you something. So you picked a shot? Yeah. So we're going to lose all this. Now that I've already got Scarecrow there, I want to pick one of these other ones. It's because I started that. Joker's good. Batman's... I'm going to go with that. I started the stream while that was on that page already. So it automatically takes like a fucking forever... Flipping forever amount of time. Two more shots. Love everybody. We turned off the notifications for followers, but thanks for everyone that's clicking follow. You guys are awesome. Yeah, it got really annoying real quick. Was it the one guy with the inappropriate name last week? Wait, what was his name? Dr. Hugh. Yeah, sure. We'll just leave it at that. No. That wasn't a problem. That was not a good multiball. multiball? Yeah. But now I'll go for the Joker. Huge Joker. Yeah, see, Crystal's just now walking away. That was about half an hour ago. That's okay. Oh, we're also unable to connect our chat, apparently. Our download speeds must be getting gobbled up by somebody yeah oh so my let's quit drop quit drop Oh which means whatever shot I hit next will become for the rest of it hit all All the cameras have focus on it. So I'm going to try to do the Joker, because that's what I'm going for, multi-model. That's a great question. Yep. So what'll happen is it'll, everyone's going to go, wow, autofocus. Sorry about that, folks. The camera's been trying to focus on everything. I turned it the F off. Go fuck asleep. Again, thanks for everyone who's watching today. We're streaming into Extra Life's Twitch channel to raise awareness to sick kids, try to raise some money all that fun stuff we have a link down below click it donate dollar ten dollars whatever you feel like it all of it works thank you makes Brad scream Barbara's Barbara's beef Spangberg and Barbara's Sprangler yeah the doubler doesn't stick around can I eat one of these cookies these aren't are these regular cookies okay I just don't want to eat anything. I just don't want to eat anything. I just don't want to eat anything. I'm a choker. You don't have to. That's right. You haven't done Scarecrow yet. Scarecrow is pretty. And I said, why can't I go as Dozer? Dozer. Gozer the Gozerian. You look like Dozer. I know. All right. You look like him. Gozer. Wait. Who's the black Dozer? Winston. Winston, that's right. Racist. Well, it's not racist. I was just making sure he wasn't being racist. How else do you describe him? Like, what's about the black Ghostbuster? He's got a beard, right? Does he have a beard? I don't know. Or a mustache. He's got facial hair at some time. Doesn't, uh... What about the Ghostbuster with the least amount of screen? Right, right. He's in it for, like, ten years. No, Chris, you'll be coming to the door next. I think that's fair. I think that's the best way to explain it. Yeah. or what about the Ghostbuster? He's not a scientist. Remember he responded to a for work-in. He's a part-timer. I don't know that much about the movie. Oh, there's the secretary. She rules. John was 75. Yeah, sorry about the deep voices, brother. Sorry. Sorry for the deep voices. I'm a little angry about the remake. What? Why? It sounds like a Ghostbusters movie I don't want. It's a Ghostbusters movie that's not Ghostbusters. Is it the one where they're remaking it, the one where it's all women, or the one where they're doing the future stuff? Yes to the first one. They're remaking it. It's all women. There are no Spanglers. There's no Bankmans. There's no... Oh, you know what it is? If they remade it and it was all women and they all had the same name, they were like the gender swap version. Yes. That would be great. That would be great. I would do too, actually, honestly. Yeah. It's a name problem for sure. Is this going to be a hot version? There's Beef Spangler. Beef Spangler. Barber Spangler. Barber Beef. Bang Man. Nope. Bang Man. Wait a second. Roberta Bang Man. Mm-hmm. Ray? Ray what? Ray Cologne? Rayna? They would call her Rayna? No! Yes, those other two movies happened, but we're like 25 years further. Like the interns have taken over. Right, we're like, this is just a new generation, and the old one was supposed to go through. Ignore me when I play kiddo. Apparently that's when I do my best. You put up some points there, darling. I feel better. He's going to do a victory lap. Victory lap. A jerk and a lap. Start match. Swip. You got greasy fingers, son. Cookies. Cookies. Oh, that's going to be a fun match. All right. You know what you do? Hide the mask so Nick Campbell can't wear it. Where's the mask? It's right here. Wow. I bet you'll never guess. You can wear it, my man. We're hiding the mask. Should I just wear it? Just wear it. Absorb its power. Yep. I tried doing that. I'm not getting anything by doing this. I'm trying to hit the Joker shot. Swip. Swip. Swip. So this is what's happening right now. It's really delayed. There you go. It's a little delayed. That's fine. I like that you can see me doing that. It's pretty cool. sometimes Twitch is a little slower at putting it out than usual today is a little slower you look great in that thing well it's for a child it hurts everyone's face now donate to children I like the Batman imitations we try We try. My multiballs are not going well. I'm meeting a gentleman named Rex Goldstar. That's a real name? At the Emporium Tournament because I was told to be friends with this guy by, say his name, Emily Miller's friend, the guy. Which one? Rich. Rich. Rich is like, Jack Danger, you need to meet Rex Goldstar. And they're like, Rex Goldstar, meet Jack Danger. And some girl chimed in. She's like, yeah, those are totally real names. Like, that's not possibly. A superhero and a psychic. Jack Danger and Rex Goldstar in Batman. Can somebody page Nick Campbell? Paging Nick Campbell. He's got asses today. Yeah, but he can because he's scoring so big. Folks, I'm walking to get some beer. I mean root beer. Oh. We got so many dad beers. It's good. Roller coaster of love. You guys left me alone on the internet. You don't know what I'll do with it. You can talk. That's fine. Holy delay. Yeah, I told you. Yeah, so did I. Well, our stream quality, it's saying it's acceptable, not excellent right now. But we're also... I was streaming the other day on my phone at Emporium. It was a minute and a half. Yesterday, our stuff was fine. Oh, you know what we are doing, though, is we're trying to test the limitations of Wi-Fi versus hard wiring in. And this is Wi-Fi, not hard wire. Whereas before we were using this contraption, we're now using this contraption. I mean, people still get the feed, but all it does is it delays our response. No, you're not. No, that's my power. Nope. Wow, who said? Vito. Everyone. We asked the chat room. I can't use my secret weapon? The chat room. Well, then let's see who goes first. You better get this right. Do you want Emporium or Cheater? Go ahead, you call it. Cheater. Token. Cheater, token. Emporium. No. No. Batman goes first. You go first, cowboy Batman. Cow Batman. Woo, woo, woo. Pew. Oh, I think that was a comic. Y'all get around for the pew, pew, pew. I think that was a comic. Oh, dude, there has to be like a Wild West Batman. Pew, pew, pew, pew. Except for Batman doesn't carry a gun. He doesn't shoot people. He's like. He has friendly hooks. Well, he could just do the big photo. Then he'd probably have, like, Native American. Oh, yeah. He'd probably have, like, tomahawks and stuff. Wait, what if he was a Native American, and then they killed his parents because of the Native American genocide? Wow, that's a, you should write that. I should. NDA. Guys, thanks for, oh, god, putting beer on my penis. That was me asking about that. Hm? What? Why? Where do you think you are? Throw that harder next time. They're chocolate. I'll save it for my victory cookie. Undefeated. Zac Stark, did I ever show you how to operate this over here? The only thing is you have to be careful because if you do it wrong, you kill the strength. That ball's in my way. Move. Yep. Leave it there for a minute. Then you're going to want to click his name again. And then, perfect. Because if you don't click the name again, you just hit dissolve, everything just jumps out. How would it do that? Because it just does. All right. Good start there, Fake Richie. Fake Richie. Nick will be done in a minute. I like this. This is one of the first games we've had on the stream that just doesn't let me play. Nick's doing a lot of live catching. Don't hurt your voice. Karma the frog. Oh, beef. Beef, beef, beef. Solid. Whoa. I'll throw that shit away. He's still shaking it. He doesn't care. Fuck your beef. Fuck your beef I mean F your beef Donate to kids Richie talks silently to the camera What? That shouldn't be silent. Richie talks silently to the camera, like telling secrets. Like funny, funny. Richie Townsend show. Oh, Richie's in the head after ball one. Richie's in the head. I think I had $8 or $20 million instead of $1. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, you're doing it. Did not quite do that. That's a risk of lower thing. I'm going to mute my mic. Goodbye. Goodbye. And we're back And we're back Jack Danger, Smokey Crack Just kidding Just kidding Crystal gotta buy Crystal gotta buy Bye bye Crystal Going Going Which one do I have to start first? Crystal Gurmurch Wait Richie were you talking to that? Yeah That wasn't silent freaking Nerd It works It makes noise Going Which one do you have to go for first if you're going to combo the Pulse Pulse? Scarecrow first. Scarecrow first. I would like that. Right next, Scarecrow first? Yeah. You got to at least get the Scarecrow crane out. Yeah, get the crane out. There you go. Which I already got. And then you got to do Joker first? It doesn't matter though. After that it doesn't matter. Now once the crane actually starts hitting it, you can go for Joker. Get your cranes out. Yep. Get your donkeys. Whoa! You almost got it. I'm going to go for Joker. I'm going to go for Joker. I'm going to go for Joker. I'm going to go for Joker. I'm going to go for Joker. raise your cranes yo cranes up well in the India in the NES game he had a gun did he shoot people Batman are you sure it wasn't a grappling hook that didn't have a rope attached to the grapple yeah just knocking people out with a hook With a very small grappling hook. Technically, this is not a gun. Technically, it's not a gun. You shot me. Well, technically. Look it up in the dictionary. A grappling hook on a gunpowder-propelled... Disposal advice. This uses compressed air. No! Oh, no, no! All right, Richie. Richie, here's the deal You are in the lead I am But I had both ready to go Oh, multi-bowls? Oh, you fucked up Yeah, that's what I'm saying Nick's playing his Trent Reznor Oh, minimize this Perfect There you go Okay, folks Nick Campbell This guy sucks at pinball Don't tilt, brother Don't Wait Stay there, brother Don't tilt, brother Don't you tilt, brother Oh, he might actually tilt He got Spangberg Spangberg Uh-oh All right, it's time to make some crazy money Are you ready? Here we go And we're back. Sorry, folks. Is that an Elvis dance by Mr. Campbell? Come on. Sorry, Red Team. I'm going to need that mask back. Oh, undefeated Nick to undefeated Brad. You guys want to leave? You want to go somewhere? Yeah, let's go. It's going to be a while. It's going to be a while. So you guys are most undefeated. We're going to go. Okay. We're getting ahead of you for anything. Go get some food. Go hang out somewhere else. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want a lot of pasta to eat. Walking. Authentico. Authentico. Authentico. Well, it's Authentico. It should be Authentico. I guess it's both. It's Authentico. I'm going to keep calling it Authentico. Authentico sounds like Awesome Taco. You ever been to Often Taco? That's a really awesome taco. Like it's authentic. It's a taco. Where's Authentico? It's next to all the other La Pasaditas. Why would I go to a place that's not La Pasadita? Because this is fancy. It's fancy and the La Pasadita is crazy huge. Oh, you've eaten there. Is there an Ultimate Burrito? Authentico, Ashlyn. And then Damon, Division. I don't need to pick a game. That's that crotch right there. The ultimate burritos. They're not working, sir. Anyways, back to pinball. Oh, the stream delay is out of control. It's close to like two minutes. Yeah, it's getting bad. We'll have to figure something out. I think I just, whenever we stream on Wi-Fi, I got to drop our bit rate a little bit so that it's not so bad. but we're not gonna stop on you folks it's just you ding-dong all right call it you wanna you wanna fling it drop it you got drop it yeah cuz Jack does magic yeah so it's that what did you call I'm an amateur magician yes yeah that's how I've made out with every girl in Chicago. I mean, Laura, I'm sorry. Well, that's also how I met my current girlfriend. Magic? Whose birthday it was yesterday. Yep. Come on, Zac Stark. All right, mystery. Let's... I can't. I don't care. I'm here. How about the basic jungle then? What? He's not dead. No, he has an ear left to live. He has an ear infection? He has a year left to live. Why? He's got like a heart. He's got like a heart. Oh, no. What is this? Another town. Be amazing, Jonathan. I got to play this NES Batman game you guys are talking about. I haven't seen that before. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Okay. Now, I play my invention, Batman. Oh, Batman. Bartman. Twitch is telling me that other people are going live. What is that shit? What is that shit? What is that shit? Let's talk. Oh. Yo, girl, check this out. Hold on. I'm going to show you something. Liz? It's called jump. Yeah, it's a jump. I used to have it. It's not that much. I mean, look at this. I'm controlling the mouse on here. Any more cookie? Any more cookie? Are you eating cookie before you won? I already won. In my heart. I'm the worst. No, I'm controlling this, but you didn't. You know what? Okay, new rule. Put your fucking phones away. Yeah. I'm in the chat room. I don't care. Oh, okay. I guess that works. Keeping the chat alive. Fuck balls. All right. Well, we're doing real well. Fuck balls. I said fuck balls, but that's okay. Fuck balls. Fuck balls. We're going to go for the Joker this time. The Joker here. Here we go. And the Joker. Clone of the Dark buttons are so cool. Oh, sorry for yelling, folks. Shorty want it. Shorty want a Joker. Should I do the same thing? Shorty want a Joker. We don't hang out with each other enough. Shorty want a Joker. Yeah, we both want it. You guys are killing it. Yo, this a burner. Our pitbull's not great right now, but our dance moves are incredible. I'm glad that the championship game will come down to this. Three million. Burning worms, burning worms. When the game's too close, that's called your burning worms. Why do you call that? Well, I guess there's no real explanation. So a worm burner, in technical golfing sense, is when you hit a shot that just hugs the grass and starts cruising down. And if it rolled over a worm, it would burn it because it's going so fast. But in pinball terms, it means you have a really close game. And that is not a terminology for anyone except for us. Where did it come from, then? Probably Dave Kiss. Yeah, Dave Kiss. I said worm burner for golf reasons, and then Dave just ascribed it to... We assimilated it for pinballs. Oh, we got a worm burner here. And then it's been that ever since. Hell's Gulls, we only have one. One ball game. One ball game. One ball game. One ball game. Un volgame. That's called a Lance Armstrong. Oh, yeah, that's a Lance Armstrong. I prefer that one. Yeah. There we go. Zac Stark lights up his Joker multiball. He's got 12 million in ball three, putting a pretty solid lead up against Mr. Campbell here. Oh, is he? Oh, really? But how is he doing against Batman? But against Batman. Against Nick, he might be winning. But against me, I guess he's still winning. Technically, he's still in the lead. You base it on the scores. Technically winning. Back quotation marks. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Shoot for them Super J's. I'm trying. There you go. Oh, no. That was a 10. How did he? I have the. He got a doubler and a doubler. You got two doublers on you. Oh. Doubler on you. You got a double-double? 10 million super jackpot, folks. Ah, ding dong. Call your mama. Uh-oh. Want me to call your mom, brother? Do you need her at home? Yo, I need her at home. You done? I need to start tricking, folks. You done at the sleepover here? I'm getting sad. Do you have anything to drink, Nick? No, Nick doesn't like to play pinball while drinking. I've been doing some experiments since I play every day. I wonder how I would do. I think you have learned to drink, so you have to play. Like, I wouldn't know how to play pinball otherwise. Honestly, I wouldn't understand how to start a game. I have, like, a shot. Usually, if I have a shot or something, and I step up. Like, when I get here in the morning, I'm like, what is all this weird furniture? But I don't question it. Then when I start drinking, I'm like, let's play some pinball. What are we doing? Pinball magic. I don't even care. Flip it a flip-flap. Flip it a flip-flap. Starkman puts up more than ten times. More than ten times next score. We can leave in the next 15, 20 minutes. Yeah, we are. Comite. Are you mad? Mad. Well, I am. I'm on my motorcycle. I'm on a bicycle. Good thing I'm drinking all this root beer. Call my mama. I hit you, Target. I just want to ride my motorbike. The boy for his gun didn't have a chain attaching it. Well, no, he said that forever ago. I'm just looking for shit to sing. folks again if you're in the chicagoland area go to wicker park go to emporium there's an ifpa sponsored tournament in half an hour get your points become a world-ranked pinball player come say hi to us if you show up give me a high five i'll buy you a freaking drink how about that i'll buy you an alcoholic beverage or a soda whatever you want there's also free water There's pinball. There's also pinball. Oh, I want to mark it down. And there's a freaking Harold's Chicken that I'm not buying you. Wait. Just to be clear, you're buying everyone's Harold's Chicken and shots and drinks. For every person at the bar, regardless. For everyone. For anyone that mentions burning worms. Death Mask 34, welcome to the stream, brother. How do we figure out? If you're in Chicago, I'm buying drinks for people. Get it. It says in token size. You didn't learn your lesson? All right. Here we go. This is it. This could be it. This is it, folks. This could be it. Could be it. If Brad Zac Stark wins this, he wins it all. He would be the champion. The champion of the night. Oh, boy. And he would have gone undefeated. Woo! Un tafides. Huh? Un tafides. Un tafides. It's going well. Well, super well. Is that a hand? Super well. That's actually an emoji for a different streamer. What does it mean? It's just that guy's gimmick thing. Does he need it? Is his thumb down? Yeah. He says something about having a little hand or something. Okay. We need things. We need to get a gimmick. Well, we can't have emojis until we have thousands of followers that want to give money. Why don't you step it up, dude? Yeah. Is it followers or subscribers? Deathmask, thank you for being here. Wow, this is a little delayed. That's a little delayed. Let me see if I can help you again. Are you? Nick keeps ruining the internet. I'm sorry, are you ruining the internet again? Can you pinch me when I use a really dumb, high, annoying voice? Super jackpot. Me too. Yep. I was doing it before. Jackpot. I want you, Alfred. I'm not hitting him. I want you, Alfred. Say, uh, what do you really feel? Super jackpot. I can't get... Zac Stark puts up a freaking 22 on ball one. I think something's wrong with that Alfred target because I was hitting the crack button. Well, there's also maybe we rewind you the whole time. That's the edible. It is. It's definitely the edible. According to Bowen. I was hitting the crack. Maybe it's not. Chugga-chugga-chugga. Chugga-chugga-chugga. According to Bowen, that's the edible. Nick Campbell steps up to bat, gets his whole boners, and. Whole boners. My whole boners. Hold them. It bounced into the mystery hole when he plunged it. Oh, boy. The mystery hole. It's real playful over here. Brad Zac Stark, everybody. The mystery hole. I think I see one of those on the truck stop. What are you speaking about? Are you talking about the glory? Yeah. Okay. At least the lady said it. Mystery. I was still trying to keep it a mystery. Going around twice. Beautiful. You can't do this all day. Three times. So he's building up that hurry up in Greece. Up. Up. That means he's done trying, and I think he's kind of getting double. That sounds too. It's a milk shot. That's a milk shot. Which is the milk shot? The bad one. The black one. Yep, that's a beef. A billy, a billy, a billy, a billy. It's running down now. Four million. It's good though. Yeah, something's up with our download too because our video keeps cutting out here. So, Zac Stark, you're going to be blowing up the charts here pretty soon, huh? Well, I feel like I'm on a roll right now. Yeah. I did really well on Sunday at the charity tournament. The charity tournament. And I think I'm doing pretty good today. Yeah. Well, hopefully you carry that through to tonight for the actual IFBA tournament. We'll see. I generally do really bad notes. And hopefully we don't get pinned against each other like we always do. Always. Every time. Never fails. You owe me a Coke. You owe me a Harold's. Jinx, you owe me a herald. I should have done one more loop. The stream is lagging for me. Yeah, it's lagging for me too, bud. Oh, see. I thought I had 10, which would have been number 20. Oh, you already had it? Yeah, I had to get it even longer. Yeah, it's not better. You hit it three times. So that's the capital monster. Four. Okay. That's it. Will that be all set? Yeah. Will that be all set? Yeah. This is mine. Michael Kine. This is mine. Oh, man. Good shot. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. You don't miss that. Yeah, it never says that. Al Roker? Al Roker. Al Roker is a pinball tech here in Chicago. aside from being the weatherman on whatever freaking show he's on. The Today Show? What show is it today? Jackpot. Jackpot. Jackpot. Jackpot. Jackpot. I just won Alfred. I can't, no, you can't hit him. See what I mean? He's hittable from the left flipper. Yeah. I am hittable. Good second ball, good second ball! Picking my butt! I think it takes a really solid hit. Yeah, I tell you, it doesn't quite stir with the two plants. Is that a plus shift? I want that shot. You got the grand- No, I don't want that shot neither. I want... that one. We can play the, uh, useful math test. So, I got a point. Come on! Isn't the original one a little late? It's one of their in-game. That's because of the... Yeah, right? Whoops! It's an original. You think this will keep that game to you? I don't know for certain. I'll just pass it to this. They got three in the next hole. Really? Well, the download speed looks incredible. The upload speed... Also really good. I don't know what the hell's going on. Wow, we're getting actually... That's some really good internet connection. Why is it being such a jerk? Wow.

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