# Whirlwind (06/13/17)

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2017-06-15  
**Duration:** 245m 3s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzmUFR5TBjg

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## Analysis

Jack Danger streams gameplay on a newly acquired Williams Whirlwind pinball machine on June 13, 2017. He discusses the machine's condition, plays multiple games while providing rule explanations and strategy commentary, and mentions the closure of Blind Robin bar and acquisition of three new machines (Whirlwind, Monster Bash, and Ghostbusters Premium). The stream features casual banter with chat, subscriber acknowledgments, and candid discussion about pinball mechanics and gameplay challenges.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] Blind Robin bar closed due to building sale; owners gave staff notice they had to leave by Friday — _Jack Danger explaining why he now has Whirlwind, Monster Bash, and Ghostbusters Premium machines from Blind Robin_
- [HIGH] Three new machines arrived at Dead Flip studio: Williams Whirlwind, Williams Monster Bash, and Ghostbusters Premium Edition — _Jack Danger introducing machines at start of stream_
- [HIGH] Whirlwind has no ball save on this specific machine — _Jack Danger repeatedly mentions no ball save during gameplay explanation and strategy discussion_
- [MEDIUM] Someone created a leaf blower mod for Whirlwind that made the game unplayable and required goggles — _Jack Danger anecdote about custom mods_
- [MEDIUM] Star Wars pinball stream is scheduled for approximately 10 days from the broadcast date — _Chat question about Star Wars stream timing; Jack confirms date moved and estimates 10 days_
- [HIGH] Whirlwind's grip tape on spinning discs can be problematic if grippy, affecting gameplay — _Jack Danger discussing machine condition and challenges during gameplay_
- [HIGH] Jack Danger is 6'7" tall, 220 lbs, with a 36-inch inseam — _Jack providing specific measurements in response to chat request for Han Solo costume_
- [HIGH] Jack achieved a game-over early in first play, attributing it to triggering a 'fake ass slingshot' — _Jack's commentary during gameplay: 'if I wouldn't have triggered that freaking uh fake ass slingshot we would have been good to keep flipping'_

### Notable Quotes

> "with its passing comes three new additions to the studio Williams Whirlwind Williams Monster Bash and a Premium Edition of Ghostbusters"
> — **Jack Danger**, early stream
> _Announces major acquisition of machines to replace Blind Robin bar closure_

> "the thing is like brand new everything about it the the topper the backlist the [] Playfield everything is like perfect it's nuts thing is gorgeous"
> — **Jack Danger**, mid-stream
> _Describes condition of newly acquired Whirlwind machine_

> "there is no ball save on this game so essentially if you hit it just right it'll want to come straight down there is a Center Post but it's got to nail it just right"
> — **Jack Danger**, gameplay explanation
> _Key rule explanation affecting gameplay strategy_

> "this is my second time ever playing this physical machine I played once before we went live to make sure it worked I think we just got GC on the game"
> — **Jack Danger**, during gameplay
> _Indicates limited familiarity with machine despite achieving high score early_

> "you play so ridiculously well sober"
> — **Double Danger / chat participant**, mid-stream
> _Humorous observation about Jack's gameplay degrading as he drinks_

> "what the building owners sold the building so they essentially just contacted everyone said uh you're done um we're changing the locks on Friday that's the end of it"
> — **Jack Danger**, explaining Blind Robin closure
> _Explains sudden closure and acquisition of machines_

> "I'm sweating my biscuits off here"
> — **Jack Danger**, late stream
> _Recurring comment about physical reaction to intense pinball play_

> "I made I was making that shot like I invented that shot and now it's like gone to the cool later you sack a"
> — **Jack Danger**, mid-gameplay
> _Self-commentary on degrading performance as alcohol consumption increases_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Host of Dead Flip streaming channel, pinball enthusiast and player streaming Whirlwind gameplay |
| Dead Flip | organization | Twitch streaming channel for pinball content, operated by Jack Danger |
| Blind Robin | venue | Bar venue that closed due to building sale; source of three pinball machines acquired for Dead Flip studio |
| Williams Whirlwind | game | Classic pinball machine just acquired; newly restored with new topper, backglass, and playfield; no ball save version |
| Williams Monster Bash | game | Pinball machine acquired from Blind Robin; scheduled to be played on stream the next day |
| Ghostbusters (Premium Edition) | game | Premium pinball machine acquired from Blind Robin, stored at Dead Flip studio |
| Gavin | person | Delivered Whirlwind machine to Jack Danger; instructed him to examine its condition |
| Double Danger | person | Chat participant and co-host/friend providing commentary during stream |
| Dune Monkey | person | Stream subscriber and chat participant (Moon Ducky alias) |
| Richie Townsend | person | Mentioned as person who used to hurt his wrist playing pinball and recommended wrist support |
| Zack Sharpe | person | Jokingly blamed by Jack for teaching him how to play pinball poorly; likely 'Flip It Out' personality |
| Jody | person | Referenced in context of Stern walkthrough and Star Wars costume discussion with Jack |
| Southern Fried | event | Pinball event that Jack Danger mentions colleagues attended |
| Star Wars (Stern) | game | Upcoming pinball stream planned for approximately 10 days from broadcast date; requires Han Solo costume |
| Twin Peaks | game | Discussed in stream as hypothetical pinball machine that 'would have happened' if it existed |
| Twilight Zone | game | Mentioned as Jack's favorite Lawlor pinball machine |
| Funhouse | game | Lawlor-designed pinball machine mentioned in discussion; Jack notes it was played on stream previously |
| Road Show | game | Lawlor pinball machine discussed; Jack questions if Lawlor designed it |
| Banzai Run | game | Pinball game mentioned in casual discussion as 'wacky' |
| Ripley's Believe It or Not! | game | Lawlor pinball machine mentioned; Jack notes surprise at Lawlor's design |
| Mario Brothers | game | Referenced in discussion about game mechanics and button-holding physics |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Machine acquisition and venue closure, Whirlwind gameplay, rules, and strategy
- **Secondary:** Stream content and technical setup (flipper cam), Subscriber engagement and community interaction, Pinball machine restoration and condition assessment
- **Mentioned:** Performance degradation with alcohol consumption, Lawlor pinball design legacy, Upcoming Star Wars pinball stream

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.75) — Jack is enthusiastic about the new machines and excited to stream Whirlwind gameplay, though frustrated with his own performance degradation as the stream progresses. There is sadness about Blind Robin's closure but optimism about the acquisition. Overall tone is upbeat and celebratory despite individual gameplay frustrations.

### Signals

- **[product_launch]** Dead Flip studio acquires three pinball machines from Blind Robin: Williams Whirlwind, Williams Monster Bash, and Ghostbusters Premium Edition following venue closure (confidence: high) — Jack Danger announces: 'with its passing comes three new additions to the studio Williams Whirlwind Williams Monster Bash and a Premium Edition of Ghostbusters'
- **[venue_signal]** Blind Robin bar closes due to building sale; owners sold building and gave staff immediate notice to vacate (confidence: high) — Jack explains: 'the bar owners or I'm sorry the building owners sold the building so they essentially just contacted everyone said uh you're done um we're changing the locks on Friday'
- **[content_signal]** Dead Flip introduces flipper camera at different angle to show nudging and plunging technique; experimenting with camera positioning for gameplay visibility (confidence: high) — Jack discusses: 'we're going to try the uh flipper cam again today but we're going to do it at a different angle so that we can get more of like a nudge cam going on'
- **[gameplay_signal]** Whirlwind identified as challenging due to lack of ball save, tight ramp shots, weak flipper strength at certain angles, and problematic grip tape on spinning discs (confidence: high) — Jack notes repeatedly: 'there is no ball save on this game', discusses grip tape issues, flipper strength limitations on ramp shots, and ball control challenges throughout gameplay
- **[product_concern]** Despite new appearance, Whirlwind exhibits specific challenges: spinning disc grip tape too grippy, certain flipper shots unreliable, ramp feeds unpredictable (confidence: medium) — Jack discusses these issues during gameplay: 'if the uh the grip paper on the spinning discs here if that is even mildly grippy it's going to screw you' and notes flipper strength limitations
- **[design_innovation]** Anecdotal reference to creative mod: leaf blower modification added to Whirlwind that activated actual leaf blower, making game unplayable and requiring goggles for eye protection (confidence: low) — Jack recounts: 'someone made a leaf blower mod for this game once where uh it actually activated a leaf blower that sat on top of it and made it impossible to play you had to wear goggles'
- **[event_signal]** Star Wars pinball stream scheduled for approximately 10 days from June 13, 2017 broadcast; requires special Han Solo costume per Jody's request (confidence: medium) — Jack confirms date moved and states: 'soon soon 10 days or so yeah 10 days sounds about right'
- **[community_signal]** Dead Flip stream features active chat participation, subscriber engagement with custom sub emotes and inside jokes, and friendly banter suggesting established community culture (confidence: high) — Multiple subscriber acknowledgments, running gags (PBR beer, 'flippers and butts up' salute), and chat participants like Double Danger providing live commentary
- **[historical_signal]** Discussion of Lawlor (Barry Oursler) pinball designs including Twilight Zone, Funhouse, Road Show, and Ripley's Believe It or Not; establishes Lawlor as respected designer in community memory (confidence: medium) — Jack discusses Lawlor designs favorably and notes surprise at portfolio breadth, indicating Lawlor's respected position in pinball history
- **[restoration_signal]** Whirlwind arrives fully restored with new topper, backglass, and playfield; described as 'brand new everything' and in pristine condition despite mechanical quirks (confidence: high) — Jack states: 'the thing is like brand new everything about it the the topper the backlist the [] Playfield everything is like perfect it's nuts'
- **[operational_signal]** Closing of Blind Robin removes established pinball venue from regional landscape; sudden closure model (building sale, immediate notice) impacts operator planning and community access (confidence: high) — Jack notes: 'if you don't have a place to keep your bar not enough Lawler games on this stream' and mourns loss of long-established venue
- **[content_signal]** Jack provides detailed rules explanation and strategy walkthrough during Whirlwind gameplay, demonstrating skill shot mechanics, multiball strategy, and shot sequences for viewer education (confidence: high) — Extended gameplay commentary explaining super skill shots, compass targets, lock mechanics, and ramp strategies throughout stream

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## Transcript

hello stay away from my studio oh hey my door's open my door is open let me know if I'm live tonight I gotta know cuz twitch has had some problems that's right they had a issue with vies and mods going live did you know that dead flip just live oh [ __ ] everyone go watch him right now this Channel's garbage how you doing wolf I need a chair for my I'm great buddy I'm great feeling great looking great drinking great everything's great double danger dude double danger looked like you guys had a lot of fun at uh Southern Fried I'm sad I didn't go we're going to listen to this hot beat for a little bit come on yeah what up yeah it was fun cool are you drinking today absolutely I'm drinking kind of question is that I mean sometimes I take a off here and there but yeah we're going to drink a little boozy booze today Ghostbusters will suck all the joy out of the room hey well you know what's funny we have two of them here we got a premium behind me and we got a pro down at the end there good evening pinets and welome welcome back to dead flip pimble today is Tuesday and it is with a heavy heart that I say goodbye to Blind Robin an awesome awesome bar but with its passing comes three new additions to the studio Williams Whirlwind Williams Monster Bash and a Premium Edition of Ghostbusters there so out Tacoma next year dude Tacoma Dune monkey good to see you baby red with the freaking bits thanks Doge let's go to Tacoma next year Jack dude double danger I'm ready man let's party you know what you need double dangers you need like a live mannequin just standing there like me just in all your clothes all of them at one time and then when someone's like I want to buy the uh danger danger tilt shirt you can go um you know jck you can get the uh special Jack one you know uh that he's wearing it just costs more money yeah I got to fix the mic hold on well yeah of course double danger do you make pants no then there wouldn't be any pants I would be you know swag I'm thinking about giving you my monthly twitch Prime sub but I want you to promise me you will spend that money on beer Dune monkey that is that is a pinky swear I have no Pro no problem making you think any of this money goes towards diapers you were mistaken wh wins a good game to play on a hot day speaking of which I should turn the AC on what's funny about this game is someone made a leaf blower mod for this game once where uh it actually activated a leaf blower that sat on top of it and made it impossible to play you had to wear goggles though because if anything got in front of that you got your eyes pelted where's your Han Solo costume yeah Mac Jedi right you like Jody during the stern walkthrough he's like Jack you can come stream Star Wars as soon as you get that Han Solo costume worked out well listen internet you want to see it send me a Han Solo costume I'm 6' 7 220 lb my inseam is about 36 you know my uh I have like a a twoot long Brave all for an entire year dude thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up and moon ducky 78 or dun monkey as he prefers to be called Welcome to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen show us some love in chat for that new freaking sub Moon ducky thank you for the support I love you Brave wall one effing Year Bud you're amazing folks all the flippers butts Hearts you name it put them all up there uh we're going to try yo DFS what's up we're going to try the uh flipper cam again today but we're going to do it at a different angle so that we can get more of like a nudge cam going on no man you are amazing ah bra wall stop I love you bud you got your multiball there man what's up dude flip a can yeah check the [ __ ] out so flipper Cam's back but it's so you can see my my nudging and plunging welcome [ __ ] [ __ ] yo DSL for three months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up show some love and chat for DS l Hearts serious heart hands ladies and gentlemen DSL I love you bud holy moly you're dope all theug holy hell Chugga PBR for me waspinator for three months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up show us some love in chat for waspinator uh another awesome pinball personality uh he plays some pinball arcade you're not helping the finger cam with that dance move what it's a finger cam it's a finger cam sorry hard hands Chugga PBR let me finish this Fist City first this is the last fancier beer I have left and then uh we'll go hard on the PBR man what a freaking Keel I was just about to say that what a freaking amazing Whirlwind Gavin uh told me to examine this when he dropped it off he's like go look at that Whirlwind I'm like yeah man it's a [ __ ] Whirlwind who cares no the thing is like brand new everything about it the the topper the backlist the [ __ ] Playfield everything is like perfect it's nuts thing is gorgeous and sitting just to the left of the game ladies and gentlemen is also a gorgeous gorgeous Monster Bash that we're going to be playing tomorrow tomorrow oh my God I am so excited I love Whirlwind um depending on the Whirlwind I can suck pretty hard at this game I played a practice game on this and we almost got on the board just with my first game so I think we should be good to go yeah wolf when Gavin comes to pick it up it's going to be in uh pieces right cuz we are going to destroy let's lift this camera up just a little bit yeah there you go flip mode right Monster Bash dude from page today I don't think that happens I think our uh our scheduling on the front page has ended um but I've already put in for it to happen again so uh they're they're going to be hooking it up crafty what's up oh cool I like roll the we pinball Hol Fame heck yeah dude crafty hell yeah yeah this game can be a bit of a pain in the ass this especially if the uh the grip paper on the spinning discs here if that is even mildly grippy it's going to screw you and these are like brand new so yes it's going to blow us away it's going to kick my butt it was all kinds of dickered up pinball can do that pinball can do that so yeah so this camera here The Flipper cam I'm trying to think of a good place to put that uh cuz half of playing pinball like people are asking like I'm saying that I'm nudging stuff and [ __ ] like that but they can't see it and that's why I had the flipper cam to sort of like show tap passing and stuff but I wanted to show more so you can see like how I'm plunging and how I'm nudging so you know let me know if this works for you you never seen a whir when all led up like that it's nice and bright did you get my message on YouTube penis is there such a thing as messaging on YouTube can you private message someone on YouTube cuz if you can I have no idea how to find that hey Jack I'm back been busy yo JP it's good to see you bud with my witty commentary it's in your YouTube notifications really all right I'll go check that out I didn't know that that was a thing um so do y'all know how to play this game do you know how to play let's just play a [ __ ] game first AB muck around a little bit and then uh we'll get back to it yo JP for 20 effing months in a row dude holy hell thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up show some love and chat for JP I love you buddy yeah get ready DF these uh discs are about to crap crap my pants okay here we go so you can go for a super skill shot by short plunging and trying to knock down these uh drop targets here it's a little dangerous because there is no ball save on this game so essentially if you hit it just right it'll want to come straight down there is a Center Post but it's got to nail it just right dude just right but if you don't trigger anything never mind high pressure Jets so you can see what you're going to get by uh the the display readout up there okay we're just trying to get all the fronts all the fronts so we got low now the next thing we're going to get is light the million shot if we can uh light the thing back up so one strategy even though it might not be lit is to shoot that ramp all day because those uh those tolls start paying out pretty well so the million shot is up the side ramp there and the best way to feed that is to shoot under the ramp and then nail the shot like that there's a million a million dollars and we got an extra ball okay now our lock shots already because we hit all of our uh Compass so you'll see the right ramp is blinking now now we got to knock it up got to knock it up so the Fan's blowing you know I'm feeling good uh the game is ball searching I'm not sure why it was but that's all right but now we've already lost control of the ball so there's our first lock fan turns off then we got to do it again okay so uh now we get a chance to Super skill shot again you got to hit your Northeast your Southeast uh so Northeast here easier than Northeast here cuz you can't trust the inlanes in this game to freaking save your life right so let's see if we can get the super skill up now remember there is no ball save on this game okay so that's going to give us extra ball lit yeah there are no inlanes on this game exactly you can't trust this game to hook you up with anything so there's the extra ball we got we got the stinky dog leg shot so remember there is a Center Post on this game all right there's Southeast oh you do have to hit both of them okay so now we got to nail that uh Northeast right there so we're going to try to do I think we're going to post pass here okay and now we're going to try to nail that Target got it that save though internet that emping save did you see that [ __ ] wipe those drops oh I big big mistake so where is South where's the other Southeast Target I can't remember oh there it is got it oh my God the grip tape okay so now we got to shoot up the ramp again and if your flippers are strong enough on this game sometimes you could back backand that shot but your flippers got to be real strong Jack you play so ridiculously well sober I know [Laughter] dude uh it's embarrassing okay so now we're going to try to Super skill shot get control shoot the lock and shoot the million and I believe it starts million plus which mean I think me means you can keep rocking that ramp all day so let's see what we can do weird okay now we just got to shoot under the ramp there not the now that the ramp is up oh I hold on I looked away I looked away internet shouldn't have done it okay this is easier backhanded but we're going to oh okay I haven't tried to backhand that just yet so so there it is so now that we're in multiball we're going to try to shoot up this side ramp going perfect so far yeah we'll see don't jinx it oh who jinxed it who was that oh [ __ ] I looked away again so now we got to feed it into oh please okay we got to feed it under the ramp like that and then try to shoot it up that a that's where we're going to have some problems I don't think that flipper is strong enough to make that ramp every single time yeah I don't think that ramp is strong enough to keep making that shot I [ __ ] shot that got it here it all right we relit it so again back underneath no that wasn't it back underneath ah see we're making it halfway up that [ __ ] ramp that is unfortunate ladies and gentlemen that is unfortunate so let's try this we're going to Stage flip all right we made it [ __ ] yeah so we stage flipped that uh you might be wondering how I was able to control that other flipper while holding this one up it's a process called stage flipping where you hold the flipper button most of the way in and then let out just a little bit all right so this is going to be a tough separation go ah man I wanted that to fall in there so bad okay here we go last minute here we go last minute go go go oh you frecked me dude it's got to be like nasty perfect nasty perfect okay so we're almost all the way through here so the next seller shot is going to be um light quick multiball so let's get through our uh [ __ ] here our Compass um through the pop uper shots are never good uh also you can start rocking the toll thing if you want to just start getting those cuz those are bonus I should have let that bounce [ __ ] I should have let that bounce sorry guys sure to let that bounce okay so we're going to go for the super skill shot here yo what's up Lucy all right we missed it but if it doesn't touch anything never mind the spinner was 3,000 a spin with some more tolls some more spins oh [ __ ] I wanted that there it is so we need these green targets so I need to go through the pops on the left [ __ ] that was just a bad bounce we got to go through those pops and that'll start locking our lights our light in our locks again but it also so shooting in the Celler will give us whatever's lit here so three Bank targets 100K you could do oh for shooting a four times I did not know that cool thanks I actually did not know that okay so here's drop targets maximum so the last one is like quick multiball so if we can get that Lit fam that's the last thing you want is this game to be out of control because this game will F you so freaking hard so our locks are lit oh the creep up freak yeahoo over all C so that was the creep all right we need a Northeast here here we go little super skill shot action and we almost died holy [ __ ] that was close that was a terrible feed it like touched the top of the slingshot there Frick we're okay I think we still got one more ball oh yeah we're only on ball two let's take a drink of beer everyone Thanks for tuning in tonight I love you and I missed you last night was like freaking Christmas getting these games wanted there we go tolls tolls tolls TOS [ __ ] I missed a [ __ ] a orbit okay now we need to shoot oh God you're making me dance buddy we got to shoot this crappy Target right here actually we can hold on we can do that but also our seller's ready for a quick multiball start if we can get it in there now I'm not very good at shooting the Sellar on purpose but backhanding it I think goes pretty well okay so quick multiball is is that drop Target right there oh no actually never mind it's actually underneath the uh the ramp oh god I've lost control completely it fell out [ __ ] it fell out booah suck my butt that leg move yeah did all right unlimited million is lit so if we can get this going man ramp ramp ramp this is where we take GC if we can all right here we sucked well our regular locks are lit so our regular locks are lit now you said four ramps gives you potential quick multiball at the extra ball Target okay so let's check that out that was also a lock I think that was lock too oh damn okay those inlanes love you you just got to shake it you got to give it a little are you watching my hands internet I'm a magician all right here we go just kiss you just want it yeah where's that in Lane love now so there's two ways to release this you know we're going to try we're going to try something stupid here okay we're going to try to plunge all the way around and maybe shoot up the side ramp there we have played a funh house on stream actually yeah all right that did not work [ __ ] I did not want that to activate well make a door bonus 2 million specialist lit high pressure super Ball's lit drop Target freaking quick multi everything is effing lit anything oh put drop your target Drop The Flipper idiot there's EB that was a warning I heard a warning I did hear a warning don't worry the the Tilt works in the game okayo she's lit all right let's get up that ramp baby come on don't let me down I love W I hear you girl I hear you that's save though a come on live get in there oh you're cucking each other you screwed each other all right we're going to try to shoot for the seller here [ __ ] damn it oh we got an Eevee damn Now ladies and gentlemen let me tell you something this is my second time ever playing this physical machine I played once before we went live to make sure it worked I think we just got GC on the game why did I do that oh my God game over boys if I wouldn't have triggered that freaking uh fake ass slingshot we would have been good to keep flipping oh the blinking no that was that was my fault damn damn man dude freak yes all right throw this on out until G to bring something new hey we already broke this one well now we have to get uh 20 oh man the zombie fever what's up buddy good to see you man all right let's uh get back into it stream's over we can all go home wouldn't that be the way okay so now that I talked you all through how to play this game uh now we're just going to you know what let's just keep doing it you know that seemed to go pretty well that seemed to go pretty well I need the air conditioning to start blasting me right now cuz I'm already sweating like a hog freaking uh okay all right we're just trying it we're just trying it I didn't I haven't tried to go up that ramp from a cradle yet that was a throwaway game remember yeah man we got to figure out how to get up that freaking side ramp on purpose every time this that feed though oh that is such a dirty feed drop catching super important what's up Barry man good to see you dude we just got GC on this game first game so we're going to post pass we're going to hit NW oh wait we already got that one we needed the uh NE I'm sorry you're fine double danger baby double danger okay that's all right we missed but we missed correctly oh that that almost crept up there didn't it all right there you go locks are lit fam new higher GC this time absolutely just got to keep keep going higher and higher we should just try to do that like first game GC before I start drinking really and then uh you know go ham after that so I think your skill shot your super skill shots worth more uh the more targets that you hit I nudged that incorrectly actually threw that ball into the go actually did the same stupid nudge again I don't know what the hell I'm thinking yeah see you probably can't see it but like I'm I'm I'm driving it but I keep driving it in the wrong direction uh from the slingshot I don't know why I keep doing me dude the oh I tried I tried something stupid didn't work where are all those saves from earlier man on internet this was the throwaway game remember um internet I had a kale salad for lunch feels Kale man he refills his beer cans with water then how do you get that illustrious cracking noise every time a keel salad yes activate so uh what do we at three Banks 100K doesn't matter all right so let's just start knocking them dead you can't backhand that Northeast so we're going to switch over and smack it but missing is okay missing is completely okay cuz tolls are worth Buu bucks too extra Ball's already lit so it's quick multiball try to backhand it oh wait that was not what am I doing what the [ __ ] are you doing idiot stop oh my God oh my God where who taught who taught this idiot how to play Pinball you're fired Zach Sharpe I'm hitting the same [ __ ] it oh my god look look at what's happening well quick multiball is gone so let's get right back to our locks I was supposed to borrow a whirlwind thanks buddy wait my Whirlwind ow were you really supposed to get this Whirlwind from Gavin somehow I shaved for you a keel thanks buddy kiss kiss that Target so that Target up there that's for uh extra balls it's also it awards every time you knock it down it Awards whatever lit up value is there so it's up to 75k I don't know if that gives you 75k plus 50k or if it just gives you 75k [ __ ] that was my bad I shot early my bad again go white Indie what's up player oh he didn't need that but it gave me a sky toll which is great God maybe PBR ruined my ability to play Pinball I I made I was making that shot like I invented that shot and now it's like gone to the cool later you sack a okay tip of the flipper ready that was too late oh my God have you seen this much recovery before in a game of [ __ ] Whirlwind oh my God one PBR and it's gone that's all right we got an EB out of [ __ ] hang it up boys 20 attempts to hit the ramp did you count thanks arcade first game we were like the golden god of pinball now we have essentially used all of our pinball juice we are fresh out of pinball okay we need 10 times our score on this one ball we can do this so what did that give did that give 75 or 50 yo scary what's up buddy yeah right I love this game also being a dude that seems to sweat a lot when he plays pinball for some reason uh it's nice to have that fan squish fell off my bike today and busted your wrist oh dude Indy that sucks with your penis okay or your feet your feet okay go home check God damn so I think that gave me did that only give me 100k I see I don't know the logistics of I know the logistics of Slam tilt in this [ __ ] uh dude Indie bro that sucks man I've The Only Bone I've ever broken in my body was my elbow and it was because I got car doored and uh it wasn't the the hit but it was the landing when I caught myself that I like rammed my [ __ ] up into my other [ __ ] and there's just like [ __ ] everywhere yeah those outlanes they woke up man idea yeah you'll be all right Indy I mean did you go to the doctor man okay here we go C first skill what happens if you knock down all three during this skill shot do you get like a Frei freck load of points oh we almost nailed it oh that got a that came out real oh I dropped it sorry anyone know when Star Wars stream is happening sorry just got here flat dad but soon soon 10 days or so yeah 10 days sounds about right like yeah I we had a date and then the date out moved so uh just just hold tight I promise it's just painful dang dude sorry man that sucks I'm glad it's not busted a broken wrist would be uh a lot worse now see if we can shoot this ramp 20 times we got 20 million points right but good effing luck so we're Che it a little bit here hold you just drain just drain I don't even give a [ __ ] just [ __ ] drain I can't believe that happened this game went from here's everything to you ain't getting [ __ ] idiot say my name one more time I swear to God oh that was like some freaking Lucas art [ __ ] right there pimp got it extra Ball's lit well just wrap it up my buddy uh Richie used to hurt his wrist all the time just you know go to like Walgreens and get one of those like bowling wrist things and lock your wrist up for a little bit so a lot of ibuprofen and [ __ ] you'll be gotcha holy that shouldn't have happened um hello that shouldn't happened hello Gavin your game Gavin hello your game ball over and it thinks oh my God that was still ball one lock I this game this game this game woke up this game woke the [ __ ] up like did he just get GC ball one no [ __ ] that my teach people how to postp see do this and drain yeah 50 Shades Darker any good uh haven't seen I'm in it I I mean I don't want to blame chat but it's it's a chat one welcome aboard kid it's but a yo Indie bro for two months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen hold on let me get control of this flippers and butts up if you could show some love in chat I love you Andie zombie how you doing buddy [ __ ] farts extra ball turn turns okay not every but you suck of [ __ ] I'm shooting for the eping cellar score all right here we go I just remember blind Robin clothes which is why you're playing this now yeah I know kasm that sucks dude I've also got their Monster Bash you know it's like a the freak dude we put up like 18 million on this game one and now I can't break five cuz I'm doing [ __ ] like this like what the hell was that half flip I'm inventing new ways of screwing up a game of pinball you could shoot either scoop oh oh that I did not know yeah no ball save is actually kind of nice tried to catch that way late a turds yeah touch it that's what's up I mean replays could probably be turned off the game so bright and flashy I want it get one man it's a fun game it's a really fun game [ __ ] dips and chips and blips blips and chips can you hear we're like so close to the door can you hear people talking as I go by can you hear it well that was free what the heck happened I was just say recently L place so what happened was the uh the bar owners or I'm sorry the building owners sold the building so they essentially just contacted everyone said uh you're done um we're changing the locks on Friday that's the end of it you know and just like that there's really not much you can do if you don't have a place to keep your bar not enough Lawler games on this stream hell yeah yeah I know dude that super sucks yeah we need more Lawler machines in our life right did you see that trust M delicious trust worth yeah we had it both yeah dude building building managers okay can be pretty shitty sometimes dude like a bar that's been there for that effing long you know is now gone because my dick um just because they wanted to make a profit you know whatever it sucks dude it [ __ ] sucks uhoh the the like Shaq save favorite Lawler pin uh it would have to be Twilight Zone for me in fact well you know what I don't know I don't know that would wait am I having a brain fart that's Lawler right um did Lawler also do roach show because I'm not going to lie I kind of really like that game should play some of my dick songs again I would need to wait just I think two more weeks it Monopoly he did roacho in fun house yeah I know Funhouse awesome that was an accidental flip I don't know if you guys saw that oh that was it oh that was it too that was not it Frick my turd frecks well we had quick multiball we did we saw it nailed it okay now we need that holy [ __ ] number two Banzai Run is great Bon runs wacky as freak though dude roacho barf you don't like Road show man I think that game's that and then I throw away all the chances that I got oh that would have been perfect the the restart from shooting the million ramp that's what's up the super nudge all right and need to stop shooting these balls up oh [ __ ] hit that extra ball you turn yeah go go go oh yeah all right we're going to try to backhand this here we go that was way too early that flipper is is not strong he's not early I'm going to milk milk myself slide nudge we're going to put this back we have to put rubber feet on this folks or I'm going to be driving this thing around around around the room what the hell am I reading riple is great dude I didn't realize that Lawler did riple that's ah bounce extra ball drop catch put it in the thing TZ is pretty epic though it is get the Fring FL fman I have such a problem with leaving flippers up guys God such a problem leaving a flip up like this a Mario Brothers the ball doesn't go faster and further because you held the button down am I am I allowed to shoot God is wler making another pin is that confirmed wait the why is the ramp up why would you do this I mean why is it ramp down drop that freaking ramp dog how the hell do you expect me to all right he wants me to go around the the hard two in the box ready to go wee be fast and may be slow oh that was that was the game saying here I feel bad for you right and I still effed it go I'm trying to find a way to get the ball to that upper flipper up there that ain't going to do it popped to Molly he's sweating dude I am sweating holy crap I'm sweating my buns off right now why do I sweat so much when I play doing is over sweating kids he not drinking beer I got the shakes cuz I'm not drinking enough that was a super skill shot um R what oh that is such a tight shot that extra ball shot right there that I just nailed the first try oh I see why the ramp's giving you quick multiball because you're you're growing that value at the at the drop Target I get it I get it now I get it still so much I don't understand about this game right there oh that was perfect oh Gavin put a fat yellow rubber there what a dill be deficiency I'm feeling it not enough booze boobs did you say boobs Master does it please you to see me suffer like please you piece of [ __ ] should be a Twin Peaks pinball you think so I don't know if that I mean it's a weird I think if Twin Peaks was going to be a pinball machine it had to have happened it freak yeah oh man I might just cradle this ball and leave the fan on for a little bit [Music] needs more boobs what oh freaking blow me Daddy let's go oh that feels so good holy hell that feels good all right here we go well we got one you piece of you piece of crap oh my oh my ready get it that is such a sketch shot to make when it doesn't pay out out to be like a multiball or something shooting up that side ramp I mean it gives you a a toll but it just drops it right onto an effing spinner F thanks for the host man looks like you're diffusing a bomb I'm trying mave how are you okay we're at least on the board here no we're not cuz I [ __ ] up are you [ __ ] me that it was the most boo thanks buddy I love you check it's really quiet when you're doing intense [ __ ] too cuz I could tell if I could see the chat moving I'm looking at it we need to make some fidget spinner decals for this game DG 128k welcome to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers some butts up show some love in chat DG how the crap are you buddy I love you and I'm in love with you ask my wife really um I can't show it on stream but I have uh DG full life like tattooed on my inner thigh dude thank you so much man I appreciate it or Madam I don't want to assume uh you might be like a furry female cat sitting at your owner's computer who accidentally subscribed for them and I do appreciate it all right let's get back to it oh frick I might have to turn that AC up to like -2 degre no problem thanks DG I appreciate it man seriously all right put it away I'm good thanks flip yo I'm uh I'm great I'm just sweating my biscuits off here I'm just a fat hairy get my man yo Own It own it dude Own It own that [ __ ] if it means anything I just shaved my stomach go ah Feed The Flipper buddy blonde with the freaking 100 bits thank you stabbing Westford plays in the distance this game just knows blonde bunny thank you so much for the 100 bits last yes zero fire this was the machine from that art film I made so folks if you're new to the chat and I haven't cool story bobbed you with this story yet before I was into pinball I was like 19 years old and I was dating a girl who went to Columbia College as a photography student here in Chicago and in their recck room they had a whirlwind so I went to college for a semester that's it I it wasn't for me but one of my classes was making an art film and uh the night before it was due I was like [ __ ] I got to make this film so what I did is I recorded myself completely naked from different angles playing whirlwind uh made it all monotone uh cobalt blue filter over the whole thing with Stabbing Westward playe in the background there's more to the story but the moral of the story is this is the machine art films are stupid and uh if I could find that video I would show it in heartbeat but I can't dang Anonymous I want a paragon for $200 this is the same world one that was brought over last night yeah oh my God that freaking I don't even want to hit the lock cuz that breeze feels so good I mean not that I'm going to hit the lock LOL I suck LOL oh I didn't even notice the uh the tolls collected thing okay you should make a new version of that video If you get enough money on patreon it's sold in 5 minutes hell yeah dude I think a lot of people would have bought it I mean for 200 bones I probably would have figured out how to get the money by like grifting feel the power of your nips here we drain oh my God games with no ball save ladies and gentlemen holy freaking butts games with no ball save L can I get some L L's in the chat please all caps let's get some LOLs in it quick multi freak yes I am a golden fing me um you need to break flip wait what happened I heard your vgo print hell yeah the lack of ball saver on here is brutal all right let's try this again Mega low ships freak okay what the physical physical games dog they're physical games losing a [ __ ] just a little bit this game has no switch for ball safe no it does not does not have a switch for ball safe you know what you're right maybe I'll leave oh that fan feels so good it's F and I'm going to sing song for you or two we'll have fun now with me and Our Gang flipping with each other while we do out [Music] n n going to have a good time uh how how much did I date myself just ladies and gentlemen and then it goes on the right Island right dude welcome welcome to Welcome to My Life Vu I put up GC on this thing first game and then I can't play it anymore for some reason my body is given up on making all the shots and I was making every shot that I was explaining while I was doing it too it was beautiful oh that would have been fun oh that would have been fun oh that would have been fun oh that would have been fun oh that would have been [Laughter] head God it's so hot can you do Batman too I do them every night oh so skill shot cuz I wiped it without triggering a switch oh dude the disc dated talking about D yourself talking about a different world too dude a different world was a great show man Marissa to was in the first season of a different world did you know that sharks I was going to beat a CHC and the ball got stuck in the right right oh voo that sucks dude damn it this game I swear this game I'm swe I'm sweating all right said we can go from 18 million to three right like here we go we just got to get comfortable shooting that side [Music] ramp well that that triggered so we have to play it now I'm triggered Jack about to multiball all over the floor yeah dude my freaking guts are about to spill out all over the floor every time I play this game I just end up hitting tolls yeah so toll toll spam is a legitimate way to play this game for sure because it it uh it ends up paying off in your bonus all right well that was our one save on this game I swear I cannot find that damn side ramp though okay let's hit that Northwest just kid welcome aboard Junior now now you decide oh my God slingshot Scott for freaking 10 months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up show some love and chat from M slingshot Scott I'm just going to enjoy this fan for a little bit flippers butts Hearts whatever you feel Grandma flip Tim balls what's up baby twitch likes to announce when my friends show up in chat sorry if you're just trying to lurk my man all right so that's number one let's see if all right trust you what is it called what is it called when you trust the center post and then it just hits a slingshot and drains you know what what is that called what is that called Welcome Aboard Tex exclamation Tim balls for 25 months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for my boy Tim to the balls another excellent timball streamer ladies and gentlemen you need to check them out cool cat can I get some cool cats in chat please just Spam some cool cats the failed trust save yeah right that was uh that was pretty but holes man yo goofing how you doing buddy it's called abuse what is it when you start to fall in love with your terminology like something something syndrome uh dirty butthole syndrome all right trust it get up the thing trust it no no Stockholm syndrome my man dude can we just get some Stockholm syndrome spam in chat please that is 100% where I'm at right now I'm falling in love with my captor okay Denis Rodman syndrome woof I don't even know what that means God I swear swear to me swear to me all right you know what screw control we're just going to play hatic just kidding you see are you seeing this internet The Flipper wants nothing to do with enough power to get up there multiball awesome get in there control control control yourself control baby control give me control oh damn I okay that works oh dude flipper no flipping I swear to God this game I'm seeing Jack's poror excuses rude are you the it's not making up up the it's not making it it's not making B you can just eat every portion of my sweaty disgusting body this I swear to God this game is it it woke the [ __ ] up it's like oh Jack just got a GC no he's not going to even put his name on the board [Music] anymore you know what I say to you Stockholm syndrome eat my shorts oh I put my body into that and it didn't go anywhere Camp Onana we hold you in our hearts freaking sniped it well that wasn't sniping I don't like it sure you can please oh my God what are you doing yeah we know you hit that Target like freaking eight times brain oh please pop over get I almost took my hands off the game I took my freaking hands off the game and I couldn't find the button we've had one and a half beers folks there are no excuses no excuses yo T what's up uh the the update prevents you from entering high scores more than once yeah that's what I'm guessing I'm how am I missing this shot how am I missing this all right let's try to life catch us just it my face hurts from like frowning I don't even deserve it I don't deserve it love you mve internet can I get some uh can I get some kona with a getar in chat please I think I earned myself a little celebration there okay Northeast here we go C old memes are old all right here we go that's a tough Target that's not a tough yo love you JP it's fun while I lasted what the hell does that mean are you [Music] dead are we not friends anymore okay now we got to go through the freaking pops here or we can do this [ __ ] overextended my reach our time together today did you go to White Castle yesterday I sure did and I tweeted that I was at White Castle and guess who liked my tweet White Castle how many people do you think are tweeting at White Castle legitimately in like in a positive sort of like you're doing great White Castle cuz that's what I did and uh you know what they liked it and I I appreciate that go oh my God go through the just go through the thing dog go through the back door if you need to man whatever whatever you need pimp you know what we're g seller White Castle hey girl hey man I want White Castle now dude White Castle is so okay it is so okay oh man White Castle man White Castle is so okay it's so okay imagine 90% of people are tweeting at White Castle from their toilet going the [ __ ] dude tried your restaurant not feeling so good all right unlimited Millions let's get control please control all right internet can I get the word control but every letter you got to put a space all caps c space o space n you know how to spell control you know it is what it is any attempt to put JD as your initials oh really damn so we had to do a little air defense there little bit of air defense again dude this game does not want to let me control it control jet Jackson's best done yeah control is out the door ladies and Gentlemen please you son of a person we are a part of the Rhythm Nation okay well let's look at it this way internet what ball are we on if we don't add absolutely [ __ ] the bed our name is on the game again okay but the opportunity to uh pull back the sheets pull your uh your your panties down and just lay waste to your linen um you know there's a very strong chance we could screw this up pretty bad my what okay it's fine we got warmer ball we got warmer ball [ __ ] not like this do not [ __ ] do me like this dude not two balls in a row 50 skyways equals EV great nailed it did that give me the million end start it is that how that works or did it just start it okay it gave me money it gave me [ __ ] welcome aboard no wait desert fox wait so I didn't get hold on desert fox sorry hold on one second buddy I love desert fox for 21 months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers some butts up if you could show some love in chat for Desert I love you dude how are you um oh really skip Natty yeah this game this game internet control on this game is like oh sure the shots are a little difficult whatever oh also guess what the fu the spin the spinning things I got right in the way of that multi desert fox don't you sweat it baby I love you Johnny demonic how you doing buddy sorry for clapping those really loud Gavin no I got to turn this up I hope he didn't take all the keys with mistaken hello okay Gavin keeps a master key for all of his machines all this machines um how do you turn the sound up on this oh yeah dude whiskey Ginger is so [ __ ] this oh someone slammed this lock oh that [Music] sucks oh no all right internet are you ready for some high score action let's put her name on it Master kiso a drill yeah I Love Drilling at games right when Gavin first brought over um a World Cup soccer to our studio we had to drill it out can you hear it now done that's control here we go n NW swamp Okay that was luck that was luck I I will admit that was a luck that was a trust that was a trust fall that went incredibly well all right here we go so much better with the audio coolm is coming to your okay what the is over all clear yeah when a drink when a drink fights you back man you know you made it right that was way too much Gusto away now yeah dude this is a clean AF freaking white uh wh purpose I'm trying to get like a fun bat can going and it's just not working oh that would have been it I was trying to short flip it to like Ram the ball into the target you know what I'm saying short flip it dick yo undertale what is up buddy yo undertale overload did you see that undertale's coming out for PlayStation 4 that means anything to you [ __ ] these are the most sensitive slingshots in human oh W that suck [ __ ] I slap on my tattoo okay oh man that burns C now I will snooch the power of the wind all right read out of the gate control fresh ink yeah uh crafty I got my chest tattooed on the front page of twitch last Tuesday hell oh dude you could have gone the other side there was no control in that oh please come around not both of you really one of y'all better one of y'all better survive it's going around and I'm just not hitting it all right this is it she fcking God okay here we go this is what we're going to do you ready for this backflip into the thing I hate my life yes shoot just give me the jackp please what do you want from me go really really both of you miss woo we're back under control okay here we go yes give me the r give me the poop you [ __ ] you had one every job get up there get up that [ __ ] R internet I'm not angry I'm just how okay well we cleared please actually we dropped the Flipper on time for that but that's not what we wanted we are not making that ramp shot at all all right we got to we got to choke a little bit I am unplugging this game yeah relax use the force close your eyes Luke fun oh let's just get back into multiball oh my God that freaking ball was a rocket sheep about to drink my last m43 I don't even know what that means too many Pops what's up juice Neutron ah Z my man ooh Give Me Shelter yo thanks for the 100 bits there buddy I appreciate it oh God oh [Music] God okay we need that through the pop shot which is not going to be fun oh of course you're not going to let me post pass from the left really dude all right let's go deeper just had to go a little deeper little deeper had to go a little deeper all right woo it's a New Robert Englunds IPA nice skip I have never heard of that fam is over it's impossible last week or so it was 82 but the ayc one was beautiful nice did dude that ramp shot it depend yeah it depends on the machine you're playing on cuz sometimes man you can't make that shot at all this game this game's Hit or Miss uh this this physical manifestation of this yeah okay we mean that boy right there here we go nailed it [ __ ] wait oh I was going to do something sneaky and I [ __ ] up okay best case scenario we're back under control all right here we go it's so late dude I overextended again dude I trust I love to Trust the B bounces One More Bounce more than I should like every single time okay we're good maybe fun house tomorrow zantis n tomorrow we're going to be streaming uh Monster Bash we got it here in the studio that was a freebie holy [ __ ] that did that should not have worked that was luck I'm coming I'm coming yeah yeah we got a Monster Bash here in the studio now too and two Ghostbusters so we got to think of something cool to do with that what oh I it has to be done by the upper ramp oh my God we're never going to get this multiball then oh Jee please o quick multiball don't cross the streams woo nice and easy Clare all 454 the power of the wind even a the stage flip though I hear you girl wow for I think I saw Jack's eyes closed they did for but a moment but a moment yo Rush fan good to see you buddy all right nice and easy baby ah oh please no no come back come back to me you know what it did that screwed my uh quick multiball did you see that that screwed up my quick multiball feel the power all right let's just go for effing tolls dude this is ridiculous W I say that but I shot for the freaking red switch oh but my body yo Carrie bakes what's up Carrie I think I followed you on Twitter recently like maybe an hour ago yeah we'll just go for tolls got to pay the troll toll to get to the voice hole nailed it nail nailed it nailed it why am I making dangerous shots nah I think Gavin manipulated the metal a little bit or something for some reason I thought I had quick multiball lit and I shot that on purpose uh I did not have said thing lit why do I keep thinking I have it lit I'm like hearing fun noises and I'm like ah shut the [ __ ] up drop Target it's going to be fun dude it's going to be fun dude kiss it kiss baby can I get some Darude sandstorms in chat like the actual song know the D that'd be great thank youoh look like r internet focus energy time here comes 20 million points [Music] here I tried I failed what why are you open idiot why are you open why is the fing thing open let's try this bam a I tried to do an early Swift no okay whoever's calling me right now I if I drain I'm picking up the phone I'm calling you back and I will scream into your what's up water polo good to see you buddy I am angry you are ising your home the is coming cheers to you internet man that that freaking feels good my man the storm is coming man this game likes talking [ __ ] to me all right here we go that wasn't on purpose cheers to you too Carri all right here we it you sometimes wonder the machines that Roger sharp brought to court to prove that this is a game of skill not a game of chance right what if he brought instead a whirlwind right what if he brought a suck nailed it coming return to your home he would have pulled it off because he's freaking Roger sharp it's true yeah he'd still kick your asses this is very true guys this is very true right Roger's a beast so is Mama sharp she's pretty great too I do have quite the luxury of being able to play with people like that uh I take it for granted sometimes I got to so what if he brought a parur or Sharpshooter for like Mega Inception coming I'm trying to put you back whirlwind are you telling me I only got one warning out of that big move good to know now I got to play on effing eggshells extra [Music] ball Gavin needs the uh original backglass for this the like hard to find one where the kid's hat isn't a Williams sticker it's actually a Cubs uh it's a Cubs hat but they removed the logo for obvious reasons that you know not it's send me my wh send me my way I would like to re this game has such an effing heart on for like shutting me down right now it's unreal thanks boo you know what we're going to do we're going to get this multiball and we're going to get 20 million points just from jackpots you ready take now how many people are like getting ready to LOL in chat right now y [ __ ] just LOL just LOL it's fine I got money TRS he always drains thanks for the 100 bits of salt oh there was a little tear on that one ladies and gentlemen and there's a little tear on that one woo all right who's this mfer that keeps messaging me oh it's [ __ ] Al Anonymous dude calm me all right a little PBR little PBR little PBR [Music] now is coming I have a Google Voice number for you all to call if you want to call in and chat and [ __ ] fudging oh my God send you stream gear [ __ ] oh cool ow thanks man thanks thanks thanks thanks owl I need another GC I cannot you know I don't get upset uh from playing games you know I don't get upset I don't get like what what is it rattling off in there GC like Highlander there could be only one this is Rob Zombie you'd be going for the lowest game of yeah man don't I know it don't I know it shot for quick multi missed it how many times or did we miss man thank you jeez Louise oh just go tolls all day let so boring tolls all day is boring what year this machine 1990 1989 90 something like that this all right here we go oh man that almost worked dude that post catch though post catch was sexy no please let me get the multiball please this game all right our lock is lit our lock is lit we just got to effing shoot it getting all the seller door prizes is pretty lucrative too is over all clear no man leave that fan on I needs it I needs it shipo why did you shoot that that it be stupid yeah there it is there it is oh man climb it climb it baby climb it climb it for me please why did I try to back in that it's like I'm I'm absolutely making shots I have I like I can't figure out why I'm making them that to be save all right your yeah you can still stay stage on these five card you can still stage uh watch this do not panic do not panic he says I feel it I feel the wind boys I feel the wind up and [Music] over woo all right now we have two balls on the left here we buddy that took it out of me that circumstance right there hurt it actually like hurt my feelings right somewhere in here what's that when like when your feelings get hurt this game please [Music] all right here we go 15 million on this one ball let's finish this beer hold [Music] on I see you spider kick him while he's down Whirlwind oh it knows kick them when they're up kick them when they're down dude five card draw World Cup soccer is definitely one of my favorite pinball machines Dong dra is great dude I I I didn't play hook that much so I'm not familiar with the table really holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that oh my God oh my God I need a minute after that holy [ __ ] you know what you're an okay game thanks buddy you uh you saved me there for a minute actually I think that was just Whirlwind playing with its food the defeat is going to be that much sweeter trust what's what light the million shot yeah let's go just kidding H ho [ __ ] why am I thinking about getaway getaway is a fun game that should be super door score [Music] okay oh no the ball had much spin on it too much internet wi you w out dude isn't world yeah worldwind is a fun game dude right there oh that was it all right so the thing is up which means if I shoot it in the cellar doesn't it go back down and then I can start getting tolls again is that how that works let's test that theory just kidding I suck it shooting today right there just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding there you go it went down I I trust I you know what internet you would have done the same thing I saw an opportunity for it shove it shoved something inside of meoh look like me uh I'm getting another beer does anyone need anything I've only got PBR are we good V loving you good on all right I'll be right shot 150k no big deal wipe it wipe the diape water po what's up baby northwest the other Northwest not going to dust save oh F you feel so good okay lock is ready here comes all the flip extra Ball's lit again it's like nothing ever happened how was it in USA wait conversation it's if we talk about temperature it's been stupid Happ what am I reading um anti Dutch arcades huh yeah we don't have a lot of slot machines here just in the storm is coming return to your s is over that a behind the back super Swip there we go feel the powder in the wind I didn't want that bad that was not that was my good all our kids that were around when I was a kid are all gone now yeah there are no arcades left in Chicago there's only barcades um arcades were illegal in Chicago for a very long time then the Barcade scene kicked in wait oh quick multi [ __ ] I've not hit I've not hit a single jackpot in like the please bounce over a it's an old school arcade I found half an hour from me nice yes the trust no double trust though no double trust no triple trust you pretty much hope you live in a major city to have a chance to see barricades yeah well then you should open one dude they like barcades are like printing money right now dude that was that was a that was a brain fumble for sure we're not upset I'm not upset don't take your shirt off I don't want to get banned wait why' I flip shs an idiot super door score all right how many doors have we gone through let's work at let's work on our Sellar because the storm is coming return to your home I mean all listen all you could do is laugh man all you could do is laugh all I had to do was drain all I had to do was drain Imperial girl thanks for the Auto host I love you beautiful thank you all I had to do is drink Areno com okay okay how many doors are we through three we need four more what does one do when one plays one game and one does not do so well as one would like one would break one's machine in half uhoh look like me snooch um I'll try dead flipping the kick out here let's see okay okay man yo scary beard my man thank you bud a there that's a hot tip my friend ising return to your home that was a hot tip let's see I mean it's a little sketchy it's a little sketchy but it's better than trying to capture the ball the way I've been doing it so thanks dude I appreciate it [Music] your is over yeah sometimes it is hitting the top of the sling that is true shiny that is very true that's why it's going to be kind of hard to trust that but we'll see that was my bad hot guacamole what's up BB good to see you bub the hardest quacamole one of my favorite toys dude hwak what's up oh that was that was that was sketch town right there what we're doing okay you know what for just an average Joe from Chicago you know we're doing all right what's up nun chucker good to see you yeah g I don't know what happened the machine just imploded that was a stup that was I knew I [ __ ] that up the second I flipped what's up me Etc good to see control yes Oh I thought that was going to be it okay take C now feel the power of the wind so uh a buddy uh actually I say a buddy but an acquaintance and I can't remember who hooked up a leaf blower to this thing uh not this specific machine but a whirlwind and uh it was effing hilarious you had to wear goggles cuz it would have blown your eyes out see how it hit the top of the sling there no please bar last minute no you weak weak flipper man extra balls lit fam let it bounce I don't know about that I mean it's controlled I guess yo you want to talk about trust that was amazing put one of those industrial fans on top hell yeah so this is low pressure okay we're getting through does the fan unit work on this one yeah only when the lock is is ready that's the only time that uh the fan turns on when you're ready to lock a Primo the back hand nailed it oh my God oh my God oh my God so like the fan is on right now because our lock is miss okay I need more control than this freaking quick multiball dude this is a waste man you don't actually get quick multiball just goes oh never mind I lied to you get her a ring first well there goes that that was fun remember when I had quick so right now the game doesn't know that I've plunged yet so I could shoot great what the freak was that that was my bad that was my bad all right back to the tolls what are we at like 27 how much does a toll give you in bonus what what is it per toll by the way the Skyway is an actual thing here in Chicago ladies and that was fun so we're actually one door away from the uh this crazy door [ __ ] that it all right we got to put this back in the cell to drop that effing ramp all right please I I Believe In You wo that was tricky what you got stuck on something what the freak was that they like got hung up on something I trusted you yeah I heard they wait uh system 11b I can't click that right now what is that bud doing that was the it failed that was the kick cool that was that kickout feeling pretty bad right there return to your home all right so that's the the last seller okay we're going to trust this oh God I'm glad I seller why did I shoot like that but I'm like I'm playing on the Fly and supercell door that if I would have got that and that lock I'm telling you something that would have been that would have been GC again right there kiddo we would have send GC all right so here's what we put in when it's not GC you put n g c not GC doesn't count wh in more like trash B am I right no way dude this game's fun it's fun but it's a huge pain in the [Music] ass jbird what's up uhoh look like R don't touch that yeah that's what's up I screwed [Music] up such a pretty machine hell yeah we're at 312 member I feel like our our subscriber list is so effing volatile it's crazy like you're at 301 now you're at 312 that right there was freaking skill dude I did that on purpose ladies and gentlemen how how unimpressed are you I'm pretty unimpressed back hand it not good not good took your hands off the machine you say to Giant sandwich I'm full of regret dude I would kill for a giant sandwich I had a freaking salad for lunch dude my body hates me right now sick you like us ball I ain't angry at this game man I'm just excited to shut it Hands what that's the second time I plunged that by the way all right Mama give me the it's late baby it's late it's early it's late you sack of [ __ ] I nailed that [Music] are you kidding are you kidding me right now dude jbird congrats dude I hope you get the job I did it too early I I did it too early oh no I didn't all right we're good we're good love you scary we can do this nope no we can't we tried and failed ladies and gentlemen we tried um so let's try let's try this okay let's try draining really quick you you ever wake up one day and you're just like f my life first two interviews were three months ago and I killed it oh [ __ ] dude I hate that when you do an interview but they don't have an effing opening for you oh so stupid game uh yeah it is it is frustrating to play for long periods of time it's a fun game if you're playing it in a tournament or you know trusted that all right check this [ __ ] out we're going to get sneaky on this you sneaky all right I got an idea check this out starting to question some of the top scores on TPA right here trust oh God I could I felt that not wanting to work it's TPA though dude the scores are hold on hold on it didn't do what I wanted it didn't do what I wanted that almost did what I wanted check this works oh that would have been [ __ ] lit B so I'm just trying to blow through the cellar you know and it's hitting both a yo that's some sneaky [ __ ] but it's hard to get control of the ball after that that's some sneaky [ __ ] cuz I'm hitting the lane and then it's rolling back up this Lane which gives me time to shoot that but it's it's not uh it's not working [Music] although I did two successful shots there so I I feel pretty accomplished do all machines allow for that what chatting uh it's jbird let me tell you something that maneuver is uh you could do it on any pinball machine but it is hard watch watch me try from the left side and I'll drain immediately I mean I ain't mad at it why is this game shaing so this I got like a perfect shots on that what the shit's going on you can't imagine do that it's not it is not easy and by God is it not recommended in tournament play you essentially have to let the ball drain off The Flipper see that's what I was talking about trusting that to kick out it nips the top it it nips it nips the top of the slingshot there and it sends it straight down what's it called so uh there's two names for it it's either called The Alley pass or shatting shatting s h a t z iing g look like shatting the Inland AJ what's up stud AJ Gavin said that he talked to Rob about the Genesis so uh boa and you know what's funny I have enough room for a Genesis N I got room for like three more pins dude we're good I'll never say we're at Max Capacity that will never happen [ __ ] on stream uh I mean trans whatever you're into [Music] buddy oh it's so sketchy oh freak it's down we got to get it back I mean it's up we got to get it back down there you go now it's down trust it if I move the game it works pretty well [ __ ] drum no I didn't God damn it drum drum okay internet here do is yo wono are you here God I'm losing my mind wono wono are you here can someone put a sh [ __ ] shopping list together for me I you know I just remembered I don't even have to pay for it I just got to send the list to somebody I need flipper rebuilds I need new posts I need rubbers and I need a wellth thought out themed LED plan the storm is coming return to your home that was sneaky the storm is over all clear that was sneaky o please no you sucker [ __ ] dude jbird this game is this game's hard this game's pretty difficult man this game is pretty difficult especially the collecting the jackpot on this this flipper here I've never played a whirlwind where that can make that ramp 100% of the time that was called too much trust Jack needs rubers so go here how about this internet someone go to pinball life find me The Flipper rebuild kit I need for T2 the posts I need um it's called Fanning your ball [Music] what have I done I tried to shoot the quick multiball and I drank we almost kissed it all right get back up there get back up there idiot I mean that works too your safe what extra ball God the storm is over all clear hey yeah the audio on this game's incredible man so gory Rory I know they have parts for T2 on pinball life I saw like I had a [Music] lit it's it's not fair dude yo raviol what's up buddy baby I will shake the [ __ ] life out of you your you [ __ ] with the wrong [ __ ] here yeah raviol I'm only playing this because of the fan I like that what have I name the St is coming all right so I got listen I got a good feeling about this right I got a great feeling about this Start bad don't panic he says all right insta drain incoming if I called it I get mod [Music] I'm not listen internet I'm out of I'm out of shape I'm out of shape A Drop The Flipper sooner idiot stop shooting stuff idiot wrong way idiot oh come on here that was basically in a man you'll know an inst drain when you see one listen you don't want to be one of my mods I was wondering when the last time you played one-handed was J I could play one-handed after this dude the Drop The Flipper dude it's like it's like getting to me here we go Drop The Flipper also make this a shot please oh gross all right backand time uh forehand time uh backhand time stepping time insert your [ __ ] us into the kind door we're okay yeah you don't want to be one of my mods dude it's a disgusting job that why did I try to save that first and foremost that's number one number two okay um number one why did I TR say that number two okay we're going to absorb watch this [ __ ] take this is the this is a defeated man ladies and not since I was young I played the sil down bright I me this game this game oh yo did you like that I did pretty well for not looking the eye contact is awkward and arousing don't get mad get jackpots all I it can we officially call him no no way all right here we go biggest throw ever right Welcome to My Life Jack throw there's EB there's quick multi if I want it I would like it but we're not going to shoot for just yet cuz we need control there's quick man sometimes trying to post catch just ends up screwing you it nailed it nailed it we're just going to get all the money from just clearing the bank of targets great the million's lit awesome you see how freaking sketchy that was dude put the flipper down dog the amount of things I could have woman I too would like that million storm coming return to your home oh God come on baby come on baby got it does this mean double million is lit take your million and scram see so infuriating it's like there's not a game I'm the master of double Journey dude come at me bro you even double drain all right here we go this is something you cool cool killing it my tum grumbling my Tumby's grumbling all right here come the millions one effing million at a time see this I swear to god dude these slippers aren't strong enough to suck a dick go got him 420 420 boys all right look here when's naked in dude it might happen sooner than later if this game keeps [ __ ] on me like home coming okay we back we back we back we I want to rip my Earls off my stupid head okay we're going to get multiball we're going to hit that million shot 10 times that will be 20 million points on top of the five that we have already internet honestly if war1 didn't have this like super amazing fan on it this game would be uh on fire feel the power of the Wind come on baby come on [ __ ] you I'm sorry I'm sorry okay are did you the B it goes up the thing I don't even want I don't even want this because you trolled me man BS [Music] dog not even worth it NGC ladies and gentlemen listen [Music] NGC NGC uhoh look like [Music] rain sorry I didn't mean to swear uh no D I just don't I just don't like to swear uhoh look [Music] like try to keep it clean for the kids we do have some uh youngins that watch the show from time to time I think I'm going to remove my whoa my sorry it's right here um I had to check one thing oh did you guys know I got the uh I'm in the beta for the new Twitch app and it's effing amazing it is so good it's actually going to blow your minds once you get a chance to like play with it it's so freaking good I didn't leave food out uhoh look like rain uh-oh uhoh look black L just the regular Twitch app yeah regular twitch twitch uh put me in their beta to try their uhoh black R for you dick uh-oh looks like drain that's pretty great dude wowow so twitch's new app is going to allow you to stream directly from the Twitch app and it's [ __ ] D um unfortunately uh I had to write like a service tech email thing because the uh go live function is busted for me right now [Music] which is the only reason I asked for rain that save though quote me oh [Music] the storm is coming to your home feels good man all clear feels good man sizzling bacon looks like we're hearing sizzling bacon today uhoh what happened is the mic freaking out or are you guys just talking [ __ ] [Music] doesn't matter doesn't matter hey remember me what's up dizzy good to see you bub welcome back how you been where you been should forget what twitch was we've had a few of those people regulars that have vanished off the face of the Earth good to see you bu well looky here ships ship Shana cover now break multiball come on though concentrating on work hell yeah dude no work's important man work's got all right check this out SL missed it dude sensitive effing slings man remember the poem I wrote no I do [Music] not now swear to all that is Holy and clear shaped and shiny I'm going to unplug you [Music] um Kevin DDR Kevin thank you for the Auto host you beautiful beautiful man do the three spinning discs in the middle touch the ball are you kidding me they do more than touch the ball they throw the ball around dude it's why the ball has such ridiculous UL Spin and drains because it's grabbing it it's putting a little twist on it and when the ball comes down here it's like I'm just going to I'm just going to leave this your favorite Lawler pin ever Crystal uh what are you doing why don't you come over here right now I need someone to punch in the effing [Music] arm here if it's pin I double flipped host from the tetris grandmas hell yeah npace so nin spaces Uh Kevin DDR is actually a super big uh pinball dude also he's incredibly good at Tetris he's incredibly good at pinball I have never officially seen him play DDR though I guess because it's in his name he's good at that dude the dude is good at stuff mother you know what you could do laundry it's good to see you crystal are we streaming under the positivity Community right now can someone verify that for me yes we are all right we got to change that so I can speak my mind he's going to plump you up pinball positivity xlit cool it's the only way to be yeah I'm part of the xplit stream Team all right Millions lit it's the only Community to stream under fascists have you seen the negativity Channel fascists you're not allowed to be in it unless you're talking [ __ ] it's a it's this is a unique spin on positivity I've been positively draining all day long it's true V love you pinball Wizards team rules I Anonymous my man all right but really check out the negativity channel it's awesome I'm on three different stream teams actually what's the best score tonight the very first one I got dude 18 million very first game put up GC now I can't even touch it welcome aboard cuz that was my sober game this is my life now blue Continental for 5 months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for Crystal if you could show some love in chat yo side piece thanks girl love you you know what I'm saying one love so call Pony uh there are two different Simpsons pinball machines there's a good one and then there's a not so good one uh niik chain what's up the good one is called Simpsons pinball party the other one just don't even worry about it give me a toot hey pep nailed it all right now we just need that we need you kidding I'm choking to death oh we grazed it it's it doesn't it doesn't make sense how is it going up and over does this game tilt no this game only gives warnings uhoh look like R uh eight the other one's just like it's a one trck pony dude you just shoot the ramp until your [ __ ] hand hurts and it makes ridiculous noises all day and it's just whatever it's just something Jack is dizzy the guy you turned around dizzy we don't ban trolls on site we try to get them wait what happened I join your stream I said something like Fu in Actual spelling and then you timed me out and asked me to write a poem oh right dude dizzy [ __ ] yeah man I see the middle right paddle is the middle left one wait I see the middle right paddle is there a middle left one pedal here flipper so there's a flipper here flipper here and a flipper up here uh you use this guy up here to shoot up this really tight ramp it's a super big pain in the [Music] ass you know what else is a pain in the ass I need like a freaking cheek Cleanse This is it look like me hold on let's get ourselves psyched up here you know get it psyched up you know man remember that remember that movie Big Trouble in Little China yeah man man you remember remember the first time you saw uh the first Ninja Turtles movie yeah dog that was great why you ball checking you Pizza all right here we go yeah hell yeah Whirlwind is a great game dude uh playing it for hours on the other hand it's like creature from Black Lagoon great game if you play that game for 5 hour straight you're going to tear every hair out of your effing head that you ever thought you had what happened to the 1 hour games what do you mean V best pinball game Island Steve really you think this game is the best it's a good one a I tried to trick it tried to trick it and it backfired turd remember the movie Weird Science oh one-handed game sorry dude I'll do it after this one my bad remind your what are you doing stupid stupid stupid stupid the storm is over all okay we good fam we good we good we good virtual ball lock oh [Music] no all right all right is this the old Whirlwind it looks different uh no this Whirlwind uh is from Gavin it came from a bar that just shut down recently unfortunately best pinball game is pinball for Microsoft you mean uh space k call kapani how you doing thanks for coming kapon hope I'm saying your name right that the kick save got to use your legs man you got to use your whole eping body when you play pinballs God you know Jacks into it when he does his side kicks space kit Ed is my freaking game nice coming all right here we go here we go yeah blue Continental this game is in such good shape it's crazy all right backand the lock give it to me you suck everything not like this woo power of the wind your hips must get really strong bump in the machine I'm just using my for you can you can see uh there's the the the screen up above that I put there so you can see my my nudging I'm like constantly smacking the loot okay it's all right if we lose that that's okay boom we're back that's how it goes all right shoot it baby come on you suck a ho freaking that was the wrong loop again yeah go up that ramp that ramp is so effing tough to hit obviously some will be more expensive than others oh yeah buying a pinball machine totally Crystal you are you telling me you don't stomp on the floor anymore like a freaking mule trying to tell me yes and no ball and there it is folks first tilt of the night the first effing tilt of the night ah frustration station [Music] once [ __ ] we got to get that back down so we actually got to put the ball back in there that'll drop the ramp now we can shoot the ramp all day Scott Den what's up Scott good to see you sexy good to see you sexy it's good to see that you're sexy okay here we go one do twah multiball I [ __ ] [Music] up W it was the different languages the machine didn't [Music] understand you [ __ ] you [ __ ] man this game yeah SC I wish I could have gone dude wish I could have gone [Music] yep keep hitting that doesn't really do much for me so we have 24 we have 24 Skyway TOS okay classic willame slingshot pants feel the power of the wind all right drop that uping ramp idiot never mind you it's I just W to fly remember that song put your arms around me baby put your arms around me baby so JD guess who has a bag of ketchup chips to share Crystal are you coming here now or not you freaking myself and I don't have any ketchup chips right there right there oh okay um I'm not it's too late next week Crystal Crystal did you know I have a Monster Bash that I'm streaming tomorrow from my studio huh Miss next week freaking get your priorities straight lady pinball flippers before fellas right flippers before fellas okay that was a great save nailed it the spinner actually did me some good right there there's some some hot spinner action did g unload all those blind Robin pins he sure did [ __ ] APM is still yeah Crystal's like an old freaking tury fart um the first person to come to the door in the next hour can walk out with this game look like rain you have 60 59 I can get that CH don't tempt me I'm not that far away it's just a ploy to get people to hang out you can drive your ass down here to go pick up the game you could come to [ __ ] hang out kids let's go [Music] flipper hop I hate flipper hop the door is locked l h yes the door is locked is up um I don't know if the play Field's diamond plated I'm just going to say yeah I think he got it cleared um I don't know I'm the mother fing man I know girl oh I had that I freaking had it under control n tolls how much Mafia stuff do you think was involved in pinball back in the day like TR truly your home wow that was that was a power Loop my buddy has a whirlwind I'm liking it the more I play it's a fun game dude it's fun um it's just playing this by yourself for this long can get a little grading especially when the game is just constantly steaming the piles on your chest probably a lot arcades had a lot of Mafia involvement yeah dude yeah D someone should talk to Gary CERN about that stop asking them about how how do you think pitball is going to be no I want to hear about them mafioso connections man [Music] okay you know what you got to hit danger make it work you didn't care for this game at first it's if you're new to this game it is a uh it is a [ __ ] storm man this game will F you so hard there we go ising to your not good my when no one is around you say baby I love you pinball just a home I never Panic the power give me the jackpot or I'm unplugging a here ites [Music] here's the thing 5 million and ball one is not bad if we can do that three more times we'll be in a damn good [Music] oh touch it oh I love you please all right was Mafia oh it burn to the ground under mysterious circumstances that's nuts dude I asked you if my little Jimmy could come here and play some pinball for free you making my son put cordas into the machine n man that's not how you do this that's not how you do with the family I'm going to have to show you some respect what am I doing what man oh my [Music] God now [ __ ] oh please please fre there a that was it too why am I missing this shot every effing time now the game's like hooking me up they like but get it [ __ ] can't do it oh he almost made it [ __ ] that the is over all clear it's the be Jack I think it is man Ren claw I think it is I'm a sober player now I'm a sober player I don't want to admit it but I baby all right yes nope okay we got to drop that freaking ramp dog oh jeez to swap out the fan for the leaf lower right I'm trying to remember who did that like who would responsible for that mod cuz it was cool it changes the game just a little bit see I'm trying to get like a timing when I shoot that but there's only a flip or hop on this thing sometimes and it's really freaking distracting if it was a consistent flipper hop we'd be good but for timing purposes it's a massive pain in the butt sounds like a J Brand mod yeah I think it it might be actually okay here we go snooch the storm is coming that was a buttery drop catch right on dizzy good see you buddy wait what it just you know what play it where it lies right play it where it lies if the games wants to screw you you know I think we will stream the pinball Olympics uh Tater or who said that yeah I think we will it won't be like a full a full setup over a machine I think it will just be like a roving thing they call me Jizzy dizzy I like Thin Lizzy if we're hanging out then we better get busy on the floor making out by the door drooling and cooling whatever doesn't matter are you drooling and cooling hold on we're good chilling out Max and relaxing all cool all right I need this I need this I need it I need this this is like when is there going to be a movie where it's like you got to get grand champion on thisly we're going to kill we're going to kill you what like when when is a terrorist ever going to hold me hostage and be like GC or you're getting a knife in the [ __ ] butthole [Music] are you thrusting busting yeah man what the hell was that noise it tried to play two different quasi similar sounds that did not go [Music] together oh so shooting that side R actually gives you one of the shots that I did not know your you wouldn't be drinking if that were the K that's true new indie film idea don't steal my pinball butthole idea you got to do it while drinking the P where's the pinball Olympics it's usually just held in J br's house Jay lives in the woods in the uh middle of nowhere suburban sprawl of somewhere Illinois I streamed the uh the state finals from there once if you guys remember that that was my first exposure to streaming while Jay was around and he showed up shirtless on my show wearing a Viking hat and I was like this is not going to go [Music] dude okay I'm lean I'm leaning on my wrists too much internet I'm sort of hurt myself here a little bit okay check this [ __ ] out nailed it nailed it nailed it let a bounce perfect execution yeah Jay's nuts dude that's why we love him he's a super super super nice dude he just likes to get naked on the internet I just can't let it happen on my show the right flipper starting to fail too it's getting a little tired it's getting a little tired that's okay we're fine oh I'm angry [Music] tater salad no I love this game don't let frustration from playing different like there's a difference like Fish Tales I love fishtails I would rather gouge my eyes out than play that game again but I love that game okay we got to think of something here um how are we going to do this cuz I'm trying to feed that uh upper it but that's not repeatable I couldn't do that on purpose I mean that worked but I couldn't do that on purpose if we didn't have lock slit uh that would have been a fre play off of bonus oh the million's gone yeah [ __ ] okay doesn't stick around between good to know that's okay okay keep that fan rolling baby let's go the power of the wind all right 2 million for the first angry this game please oh now you make that shot you pil of pil of [Music] donk teach us how to drop catch JD we'll do buddy drop catching is the most useful iing skill in pinball I think I need to find that [ __ ] shot go away SL I'm a salty boy don't sorry if I yelled all right quick multi oh that fan feels so good on the Fly what is that like mental illness where you you look at your arm and you're like that shouldn't be there and then you chop your arm off play one-handed all right Vu uhoh look like [Music] rain I'm not angry you're angry exactly one-handed shake shake shake your CES out shake shake shake your CES out wiggle your Waggles away you got to poop poop poop your poopies out poop poop poop your poopies out you know what it is like the lock bar on this is sort of sticking up a little bit and it's like cutting my finger uhoh that let's do this um nine I that doesn't sound familiar it has like a very like I would know I would know the name if I saw it yeah body dysmorphia I guess that sounds about right the storm is coming return to your home take cover now oh sorry eight the St is over all clear no it's all good hey don't worry about it bud if you want to post a link that isn't a troll troll link you just uh ask the mods to permit you here shouldn't have flipped that should have let it bounce we're getting two-handed scores with one hand all right here we go the storm is coming return to your home D the storm don't do me like this [Applause] that two ising see if we can get multiball one-handed nope this ball is gone all right back in take cover now feel the power of the wind all right here it see if we can do [ __ ] welcome aboard kid another month another meal for the baby danger cheers JD wolf strike for 23 months in a row thank you for maintaining your m to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers whats up dude you are one effing month away from that twoe sub badge dude one one one one one can I get some one spam in chat please also can you just Spam the word one really one all right uhoh look like [Music] rain this game isn't going to know what hit it feel better Jack I don't know dude I don't know how I feel I feel better if I could make that damn one one double danger what's up baby all right come on baby you got to shake shake shake your sillies out wiggle your Waggles away you oh okay have you ever seen the modded Whirlwind with the leaf yes I have wolf strike it's pretty legit I hear you girl please where you going all right cross your fingers internet say cross your fingers what the [ __ ] are you doing all right my back hand is not working all of a sudden all of a sudden I cannot find that stupid shot fight can't find that stupid it are you seeing what I'm dealing with internet that was a perfect stage flip up that ramp flip I am losing my mind up happy when you're the big raging [ __ ] in the room playing Angry then that's what makes people uncomfortable got to just be happy to your you need to stop saying my name though dog that was on purpose that was on purpose I did it over all CLE iPad battery are the Spinners like the power yeah except for this is just like grip tape instead of a magnet right I should bring some Snickers to the next competition Jack have a Snickers why you you play like [ __ ] when you play Angry wait you're hungry wait what hold on what what's the gimmick for that you turn into you turn into a real turn into a real sag internet I'm sorry if I'm being an sag I'm angry I am actually you know you know what that might be something there cuz I'm like starving I had an effing kale salad for lunch you know what's in kale salads kale that's it think it had some craisins in it member crains yo uie what's up kale yuckers it um I mean okay it in full disclosure full transparency the salad was freaking delicious all right but what wasn't delicious was my appetite I'm starving do we have to have another late night White Castle walk I mean White Castle liked my tweet last time I was there double danger how long of a drive was that for you buddy welcome aboard Junior the St is coming flynns bit welcome back to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up if you could show some love in chat for that new freaking sub the Eggman that's awesome dude yo Flynn's bit I'm almost certain you used to be a sub or I might be having a brain fart there right I can't remember Flynn love you and I'm in love with you look at this think I do this think I do this all the time no this is only for you low blood sugar is probably not the best for pinball yeah I'm guessing I've got a l blood sugar my glycose levels are through the roof the power of my um sorry love you buddy that was my chance that was also my chance that was two full chances for me to have some romances not all of you not all of you FL how you doing buddy reaction times are down 12 and a half hours [ __ ] have you gotten a chance to play dialed in yet yeah man the first time I played it I got 2 million points and if you know that game you know that's a damn F going 2 million I think it's was like 2 million uh like 10,000 something like some something something crazy [Music] look at this we got love connections happening all over the place in the dead flip chat Scott Scott Danesi's here Scott let me ask you something right and I'm not I won't be upset I won't be upset right but did you leave the dead flip logo on Total Nuclear Annihilation when you brought it to uh Southern here got 100K after three games yeah dude Eggman this game is a butt buster dude I did not I changed it for sfge my dude okay Scott second question is there going to be an Easter egg flipper thing set up at all I'm just saying I got a real hard on for having my [ __ ] logo in pinball machines oh crap I got to talk to Chuck uh about um the Jetson you got 10 million on dialed in when I plugged it in uh what Easter eggs will be in there baby they call me Easter eggs how I'm there's okay so if I was to Delight this game on fire where would the optimal optim [Music] optim like rain okay what other tables you got well funny you asked Jamon cuz just yesterday we got three new tables um we have Whirlwind Monster Bash William space mission Stern flight 2000 Stern Stargazer Stern Galaxy Stern Spider-Man Vault Edition Stern Ghostbusters Pro Stern Ghostbusters premium uh Williams Terminator 2 Bal I'm sorry Capcom breakshot Bal skateball I think it's B and A Williams Cabaret uh and there is a [Music] uh wait yeah that's all of them and we have a got Le Genesis on the way got Le Genesis on the way I'll give you do you want a quick room shot I can show you real quick check this [ __ ] out isn't that impressive look at that can you believe that look how cool that is look at that shot game game and then there's like some two way back in there oh I can fit I can fit a couple more this isn't an apartment it's actually a uh storefront in the west side of Chicago We're deep in the city boys deep in the city some and a de Simpsons as a toilet yes in the back what am I doing why did you hit that you guys want to see the coolest shot ever boom quick multiball check this [ __ ] out ready Co um can I get some kobe spam in chat all right here we go [ __ ] it's not fair what is this well that g don't work storm is coming you know Leroy Brown yeah he's the baddest he's the baddest man in the whole damn town I think he's better than a Old King Kong and meaner than a junkyard dog that used to be my favorite song as a child because it meant I could swear in the car in front of my parents and they'd be like Jack i' be like Mom it's in the song on the radio you guys want to know you guys want to know why I am like I am you ready for this here was my mom's version of uh uhoh I'll give you a couple couple examples I'll save the best for last um she used to put bar soap in my mouth I got so used to it she started making me drink dish soap but the the worst ladies and gentlemen the worst of all this was psychological are you ready for this my mom used to if I was acting up and I was small very small like I remember not being able to see over the dashboard of the car okay my mom if I was acting up my mom would put me in the car Buckle me in you know Buckle me in you know I would do something bad but I wouldn't I I wouldn't get yelled at yet I'd get buckled in you know we drive down the road a little bit she'd be like Jack you know what you did with the thing blah blah blah you know when you cut the uh the naked lady out of my Health Magazine like yeah like well you [ __ ] up so now I'm taking you to hell and my mother would drive through um unfamiliar parts of my hometown be like you're going to hell I'm taking you to hell right now sorry you [ __ ] up I'm taking you to Hell i' be like no Mom please nope you're going to hell sorry I'm driving you to hell thanks Mom thanks Mom we're going to hell what no I cut a [ __ ] naked lady out of it I'm I'm taking you to Hell sorry cool thanks Mom there no lasting psychological damage there did it work yeah man you wouldn't believe how many times I've been to Hell this eping G sounds like a sweet field triip that's [ __ ] up yeah right taking you to hell uhoh she clearly did something right look at you now yeah man I am a [ __ ] pillar I am a pillar of upstanding citizenship and mental Indiana maybe I mean Indiana's something right the is coming return to your home the storm is over all clear mother of the year my brother used to tell me that my family found me on the side of the road and my parents oh my God Welcome to Hell Michigan dude being found on the side of the road sounds like the [ __ ] there's so many of these like hipster blogs that are like take a bunch of pictures of your child wrapped in a weird blanket in a bunch of rubble like State like dig a big hole in your backyard and put rocks and [ __ ] everywhere and just put a bunch of metal in there and put your baby in and take photos like use some uh dry ice so there's like fog everywhere and then hide the rubble and the photographs in the blanket somewhere deep in the house so when the kids older they find it and think they're an alien from outer [Music] Millennials to your home oh please you just borrowed the neighbor's baby can I uh can I borrow this fidget Spinners dog are you freaking high right now what the hell was that listen man do you even you know what i' I still have yet to hold a fidget spinner I think I picked one up briefly when I went to stream um when I went to stream uh Rob Zombie but I didn't [ __ ] spin it dude I want to spin a spinner uhoh [Music] like who's excited for the Star Wars stream I am I'll let you hold one at pimber can everyone bring a fidget spinner to pimber please can we have a a a fidget spin-off did you know a bunch of YouTubers for [ __ ] content did 24-hour fidget spinner marathons spinning a fidget spinner for 24 hours content baby when you run out of content you know you know what I do when I run out of content I get drunk karate kick fidget Spinners and magnets oh so it made like a Perpetual fidget away is there a slam tilt I'm excited for Star Wars hell yeah man when is it yeah Star Wars release party just announced for Mid August here in Michigan [ __ ] yeah dude um so the Star Wars stream was supposed to be this week but Stern had some stuff happen so it's probably not going to be until next week maybe what about [ __ ] Spinners I don't think that's the appropriate terminology my friend I was watching E3 with all of twitch chat and some uh game developer kept just kept saying the word [ __ ] over and over again and you just saw the twitch chat go like I've never been more triggered in my life it's a it's an outdated term ladies and gentlemen is an outdated term I like you know what's funnier that midgets on stils right I was like so you're going down this hallway and there's another [ __ ] and everyone's like oh to by the way so Jack is Laura going to make an appearance for Monster B stream um she was here earlier today I think Laura could make an appearance if we stream earlier over if we stream earlier internet you have 16 oh you suck you 16 minutes to take this game here take take take a wait hold on someone mentioned me [Music] wait what's going on hold S I would wait one of you monster bashing Lord do you want to stream tomorrow no oo should we pick it Wizard of Oz what do what does that mean pick it Wizard of Oz uhoh look like rain Laura do you want to come over now what time is it 8:41 I mean Charlie's in bed you know she's not going to go anywhere she's in a crib you know just bring the uh thing with you that says when she's crying I'm trying to be funny you piece of [ __ ] it's not working I think that was the game saying it's not working please return to your homes parenting 101 presented by Mr danger the swish all clear just leave the baby and play some pinball right it's that listen there's no skill doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter right as long as you got the baby monitor you're dookie booties internet I don't listen uh I don't know who just posted that on fun with bonuses thing folks but let's uh let's be nice let's be let's be nice imitation is a great form of flattery ladies and gentlemen as long as you have the baby so did we have a baby monitor that um we have a baby monitor that also tells like the temperature in the room and all sorts of weird [ __ ] like that uh someone so a lot of people have been messaging me that there's like a new twitch stream that looks almost exactly like mine in layout if we go with like the original layout here and uh fun with bonus posted something about them and someone chimed in saying that they're ripping me off I got a lot of messages about their layout it's not the layout it's like color and stuff like that was like identical font Choice like all that stuff and uh I privately messaged one of them to tell them that I was getting messages and that maybe they would want to look into that cuz I don't want people doing what actually just happened on fun with bonuses uh post is people are saying like stop bu it's stupid guys there there's no biting it's fine everything's fine everyone's good everything's fine okay snooch okay ready where is that when I need checkpoint One Secured just leave the baby so Charlie had the high score on what was it Iron Man before it left Chuck took the high score on Iron Man I think return to your home brace the storm is coming my layout is a couch hell yeah dude dude Steve Bowen is the freaking best man Charlie had a doctor's appointment today and killed it [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah oh F14 that's right so she's oh she killed the doctor see my little baby already murdering people I mean you can't I'm just kidding uhoh look like [Music] rain hey dead Philip have you seen the Nintendo E3 video yeah dude listen let me tell you something I don't get excited for video games all that often but I got to tell you that new game with uh the Mario World with the rabbits from uh is it UB Ubisoft like the Tactical gun ship dude that looks fun man that looks like a lot of fun I've been watching the crap out of some [Music] E3 I'm going to milk myself I'm not going to milk myself now my beer is really far away Metro Prime yeah tactical RPG with Mario amen I love it yeah right I'm such an idiot for the last I don't know week I thought you were only in talk show until I expanded chat effing it wait zoomi what do you mean you're doing great buddy I am a talk show what are you talking about yeah it's like XCOM but for Mario dude it's going to be so effing good are you kidding me there's no way rocket League's coming to the switch is it oh man yo duck boy I love safe cracker man I don't like timed pinball machines but that game has my heart that game has my heart I put up some uh big scores on the virtual version of that game wait rocket league is going to the switch that is the dumbest [ __ ] one of the coolest things I thought that wasn't even an E3 thing is um blizzard is going to be selling and launching Destiny 2 on the battl net app freaking I love all these companies are starting to work together you know I love it I love it it's huge now we got to get Stern to work with these companies how do we get a destiny pinball machine it won't work but you know it will work a blizzard IP yo Mr crunchberry how you doing sexy Monopoly suck absotively Anthem looks sick dude did you guys see the game uh what was it called the last night is that what it was called holy [ __ ] it looks so beautiful the last night and there was another one called um it was the one it was like sort of weird looking gorgeous Graphics but it was like a dude that was like wailing on a magical white guitar made out of light do you see that game I forget what it was called lot of neat games coming out internet for shame we're pinball stream JK the storm is coming Return To Your Homes the storm is that was the Xbox conference nice Google's light guitar what the [ __ ] was that game called it had a really strange name it was two words but they were some pretty big words Guitar Hero Jus Ed no man it looked it was like a platformer but uh I don't even know dude I don't even know dude they have a new Assassin's Creed based in Egypt um escape art was it called escape artist I don't know if it was called escape artist maybe it was called escape artist I can't honestly you could say any name I wouldn't [ __ ] know all the way around oh you butthole my leg goes up rocket League just doesn't seem like you would be fun to play on the switch that's why I'm saying that Jaden also rocket League's like way too competitive to be on a a handheld I feel I don't know I don't know I'm just a dumb old pinball Strummer return to your home oh please give me the money the name sounds familiar actually cool I mean it it looked really freaking cool uh what else looks good there I saw some bad games too I can't remember any oh please can't remember any of forgettable the power here's the thing though did flip rocket league on the switch can be played with eight people wirelessly this game needs a freaking butt chug dude wow FL you damn right Wolfenstein looks too actionyoutube there's a Wolfenstein a new Wolfenstein I want to see oh there was a new Sonic game oh yo okay the Nintendo the Mario Brothers game with the hat what the [ __ ] was that all about Cappy that looked really weird oh dude Jack if you haven't played Wolfenstein the New Order you got to check it out it's awesome listen man I shoot Nazis on a daily basis I don't got to do in a video game we're just sprinkling it with video games yeah I I mean I'm not going to lie to you guys when Destiny 2 drops we're going to find time to play that game on stream I don't give a Fu I don't give a I don't give a [ __ ] we're going to play that game I stream with other streamers uh B thanks for the base trust no there was still that was still a single trust dude trivia trivia murder party was super fun now that I've updated my computer here at work we can uh easily do more stuff like that I didn't actually update my computer I'm just working off a different machine you suck my did you know Al anonymous's birthday is uh I think it's tomorrow you got to wish him a happy birthday everybody it's either tomorrow or it's today I think it's tomorrow regardless if you see that little dingdong wish him a happy bday the storm is the St is over all clear ow dude microtransactions are how you make money these days right micro transact at all let's go I don't give a Frick how many of you actually buy stuff with microtransactions cuz here's the deal I'm going to say I don't buy anything with microtransactions on mobile but I have on Console games I have absolutely I have microtrans acted micros don't bug me as long as it's cosmetic only yeah exactly well that's a weird shots this game does not know that it should be kicking out that next ball hello you got another ball of mine idiot let's go positivity your positiv ruining my game oh timer's up no one showed up to steal the game sorry guys y stranger thanks buddy vgo the Carpathian man he's such a such a great fat guy I just hate my life wait is it going to be confused the whole time oh no wait was that was that a was that a quick multiball oh ow hehw so owl you going to tell us how old you are buddy how old is that beautiful boy how's that beautiful boy iocc 12 today haha 12 by the way see my name one more time tomorrow my mom birthed me gross I'm old AF we're the same age oh oh we're the same age ah dude sorry man must be tough must be tough you know so you you have a problem getting like full erections too and all stuff yeah man sucks dude of fall erections don't they're few in part between I'm all I'm all happy reck all day baby tomorrow's the anniversary of being expelled from your M's baby we're almost at 10 million on ball freaking one we can get some more uh if we can get some better feeds they call me half chub cuz I got a half chub good I [Music] tried dude the ball control right now is gone why' you have to open your mouth dude why' you have to open yourth all around the world St you come me man we are doing this thing right now that's where that shot is what have I done oh yeah man I am leaning on my wrists way too much is over all clear are we up to 10 million yet 10 million balls there I believed in you Center Post and you joined me yo holy [ __ ] Mr crunchberry I'm still flying high with the Metroid Prime 4 teaser thanks Mr crunchberry love you buddy thanks for the bits dude can I get a heart in chat for a Mr crunchberry is Jack going to get car pinb tunnel that's cute I saved you man it's only ball one we need 8 million points that is not how you get 8 million points that actually almost effing scrunched us yes extra [Music] ball [ __ ] [ __ ] the word [ __ ] Carrie holy [ __ ] got a bounce but thanks for the great stream see you cats tomorrow Carrie thank you for the 1,000 bits ladies and gentlemen can I get some hearts in chat for Carrie darling thank you so much that means a lot to me thank you for the support you're a beast you're a sexy baking until it [ __ ] locks don't take your hands off the game I got Rob I got robbed dude that went in it went pop right back out dude uh vgo's typically um in the GC damn it dude that was the game too that was the game that was going to take us that was the game that was going to take us all right internet I got to call it I got to get out of here I am freaking frustrated what the hell am I clicking this is what we're streaming tomorrow ladies and gentlemen Monster Bash monster [ __ ] all right ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for coming I love you and I'm in love with you you're all beautiful thank you for all the follows the subscriptions the reubs the donations everything you're all just being here is phenomenal and I can't thank you enough for being here I love you um I have noticed that our viewership has been up uh a little bit these past couple times we've been streaming so I can't thank you folks enough for being here and just watching I love you you're all incredible all right be good and be good to each other I'll check you out tomorrow we are playing definitely one of a uh fan favorite pinball Machine by a lot of standards of people in this hobby Monster Bash is freaking incredible um tune in let's have some fun all right folks have a good night I love you you're all incredible good buttery bye Bingo BB bing bang bong I'd stream later but I'm out of beer feels beer man thanks for bad pinball I swear to God Boris I will bang your ass so [ __ ] quick positivity posit can I get some positivity spam before we go thanks guys um you're beautiful and your new haircut looks great that shirt your that one shirt fits you really well it's like long enough it's pretty great

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