# World Cup Soccer '94 (Bally 1994) 06/22/15

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-07-02  
**Duration:** 156m 24s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T54lV2WvBgE

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## Analysis

Dead Flip streamed gameplay of World Cup Soccer '94 (Bally 1994) on June 22, 2015, featuring the host and guests playing casually while discussing the game's design, mechanics, and themes. The stream included practice games, commentary on the machine's magnet, ramp shots, and multiball features, interspersed with chat interaction and tangential conversation about pinball venues and personal anecdotes.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] World Cup Soccer '94 was designed by John Papaduke — _Dead Flip explicitly states: 'This is a game from Bally Midway. It's a fun freaking game designed by John Papaduke.'_
- [HIGH] World Cup Soccer has a magnet feature (goalkeeper magnet) that is rarely used effectively — _Dead Flip and guests discuss the magnet repeatedly: 'This game features the most non-used magnet of all The Games. The goalkeeper magnet above the left.' Guests confirm they rarely use it to save balls._
- [HIGH] The game has no ball saver — _Dead Flip states: 'You get a bonus point if you Jean-Paul de Win the final draw. Or Wind Nug, Wind Nug, Wind Nug top. There are no free points at Deadflip.'_
- [MEDIUM] A friend (Chris Newsome) achieved a 40 billion point score on World Cup Soccer — _Dead Flip mentions: 'A friend of mine that Roy knows, Chris Newsome, recently put up $40 billion on this game.' The exact figure (40 billion vs 40 million) is debated in the stream._
- [HIGH] World Cup Soccer is a game where you should avoid tilting because bonus becomes enormous — _Dead Flip: 'This is why you don't shake this game... This game is also a game you do not want to tilt because your bonus becomes enormous. You will lose your enormous bonus.'_

### Notable Quotes

> "This is a game from Bally Midway. It's a fun freaking game designed by John Papaduke. You may remember John Papaduke from such stories as The Magic Girl Incident but he is an amazing designer and this game is too damn fun regardless of the theme."
> — **Dead Flip (host)**, ~05:00
> _Introduces the game's designer and establishes the host's respect for Papaduke's design work._

> "This game features the most non-used magnet of all The Games. The goalkeeper magnet above the left."
> — **Dead Flip**, ~60:00
> _Identifies a signature but underutilized mechanical feature of World Cup Soccer._

> "There are no free points at Deadflip."
> — **Dead Flip**, ~08:00
> _Establishes the house rules and difficulty philosophy of the arcade/streaming venue._

> "You get your gulp. So you happy? I love the tape."
> — **Joe (guest)**, ~55:00
> _Casual banter during gameplay about enjoying the machine._

> "Full Tilt is probably the best place, that's what I would say."
> — **Dead Flip**, ~48:00
> _References a quality pinball venue in the Seattle area; relevant to discussion of venue conditions._

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| World Cup Soccer | game | 1994 Bally Midway pinball machine designed by John Papaduke; features soccer/goalkeeper theming, magnet saves, ramp shots, multiball, and significant bonuses. |
| John Papaduke | person | Designer of World Cup Soccer '94, described as an amazing designer by Dead Flip; previously known for 'The Magic Girl Incident.' |
| Dead Flip | person | Content creator and streamer hosting the gameplay session; runs a pinball arcade/venue and streams regularly. |
| Joe | person | Guest player at Dead Flip's venue; skilled pinball player who achieved strong scores during the stream. |
| Crystal | person | Guest at Dead Flip's venue; described as 'Vanna White' for button-hitting; works in candy shredding and coffee management; also plays pinball. |
| Chris Newsome | person | Friend of Roy who achieved a high score (40 billion or 40 million) on World Cup Soccer; mentioned as a recent accomplishment. |
| Bally | company | Manufacturer of World Cup Soccer '94; also referenced as 'Bally Midway.' |
| Dead Flip | company | Pinball arcade/venue and streaming operation run by the host; located in an area with access to Seattle, Redmond, and other Pacific Northwest venues. |
| Full Tilt | company | Pinball venue in the Pacific Northwest (possibly Seattle area); described as having well-maintained machines and being the best venue in the area. |
| Shorty's | company | Pinball venue mentioned as having many Limited Edition machines but machines in rough shape; bar with kitchen. |
| Modern Pinball | company | Pinball venue in New York mentioned by Dead Flip; not yet visited by the host. |
| The Pinball Circus | game | Python and Zillow pinball game with multi-layer playfield, coins, and elephant theme; mentioned as existing in limited quantities globally and in Atlanta. |
| Northplex | company | Pinball venue in the Pacific Northwest; mentioned as location where 'The Magic Girl' pinball machine may be located. |
| Johnny Pinball | person | Content creator or personality mentioned in context of potentially appearing on Dead Flip's show to demonstrate 'The Magic Girl' machine. |

### Topics

- **Primary:** World Cup Soccer '94 design and mechanics, Pinball gameplay strategy and technique, Magnet save mechanics and underutilization, Ramp shots and ball routing, Multiball and jackpots
- **Secondary:** Pinball venue conditions and locations in Pacific Northwest, Tilt sensitivity and bonus mechanics, High score records and achievement

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.78) — Dead Flip expresses genuine affection for World Cup Soccer, calling it 'too damn fun' and praising John Papaduke's design. The stream maintains a celebratory, casual tone with guests enjoying the machine. Some frustration during gameplay misses is expressed but in good humor. Overall enthusiasm for the game and community is evident.

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** Dead Flip maintains active Twitch chat interaction with subscribers, emote system, donations, and audience participation during gameplay (confidence: high) — Multiple references to chat subscribers, emotes being global, donation recognition, audience questions answered during stream
- **[community_signal]** Dead Flip operates an active pinball arcade/venue in Pacific Northwest with regular streaming, tournaments, and community engagement; references multiple regional venues indicating established competitive/casual pinball scene (confidence: high) — Stream shows organized tournament-style play (Pinburgh-esque scoring), regular venue operations, multiple regional venue references (Full Tilt, Shorty's, Northplex, Modern Pinball)
- **[design_philosophy]** John Papaduke's World Cup Soccer demonstrates approachable game design with clear goals (shoot goalies when lit) balanced with depth (travel country, magnet saves, multiball) and secrets that reward exploration (confidence: high) — Dead Flip: 'It's full of secrets which I will divulge to you shortly' and describes progression structure; game appeals to both casual and experienced players

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## Transcript

 Encoded, frames encoded, 300 and 400, 500 frames encoded folks. How many? I don't know. But the thing I like most about this is it tells you how much information you've used so that I can use that information to better build a mobile hotspot knowing how much I need to stream for two hours. Better build. Jaded, can you hear us? Jaded, Jaded. Jaded. Jaded. Jaded. Oh, Crystal. No, you're doing great. Can you grab me a can of beer? Yes, sir. No, I need coffee. Thank you. One can of alcohol please. There's like MGD or something in there. I'm going to post this. Oh shit. Oh shit. Man my back is broached. Like did you, you went, you had no shirt on. Oh no, no, my lower back is all screwed up. I'm not sure why. You ride your bike like this, right? Yes, sir. He got to, man. Yeah. I mean, that's the way you get a bike. All right. It looks like the video is working. This is working. Lord, squeak. What's up, buddy? The Metallica logo. That is ridiculous. First, ah, sorry, North Star. Which Metallica logo? The flippers, if you reverse them, look like the Metallica. Yeah, that's it. Pretty ridiculous. Oh yeah, audio's working guys. Hopefully. Not muted. 459. We're ready. How's everyone doing? Freaking Monday. Hey, question. Is the emote global? Yes. All my emotes should be global. Yeah, they're global. SFGE Hangover. Southern Pride Game Expo. I'm Spadding Lone Goat. What's up, buddy? What is that? The Southern Pride Game Expo. Oh, a can of beer. First. One can of beer. Because people were saying they couldn't see it yesterday. What? Yeah, man. All emotes are global. All of them. Every single one of them. All of them. The low flips and the high flips. That's adorable nerds. What about the mid flips? What about mid flips guys? Do I have just like a flat flipper? Like those flippers that are in Fireball. Zipper flippers. 5 o'clock. What gives you anxiety? Fireball. Oh. Yeah, it's just, it's too, like, syrupy? Syrupy? It's a little syrupy. The alcohol. No, I'm thinking the pinball machine. Oh, fireball, the pinball machine. The pinball machine. Oh, hey, guys in the grill. Yeah, Jaded, we have Crystal G. pinball Joe, and Jack. It's therapy. Oh, baby. Everyone have a good weekend? A good Father's Day? Yeah, thanks for asking. Yeah, no, dude, obviously. I'm just, I'm talking to the camera so that it bounces to your phone. Do you think that they have, like, special things at Papa on Father's Day? At Papa? That'd be cute. I don't know. Papa? Ah, I get it. Papa. Dada? Papa? Dada? Papa? Clear the pot. There you go, buddy. Yesterday during Father's Day, I drove my motorcycle to the suburbs to buy this totally red vest. And then my motorcycle broke and I was stranded in a very rich suburb for a very long time. And everyone was looking at me like I was going to steal their children and cars and hopes and dreams. Cool story, bro. You misspelled football in the title. Yeah, that'll happen. Womp womp. You're funny. Good evening. Glory hole, what's up, buddy? Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is day one on World Cup Soccer 94. This is a game from Bally Midway. It's a fun freaking game designed by John Papadiuk. you may remember John Papadiuk from such stories as The Magic Girl Incident but he is an amazing designer and this game is too damn fun regardless of the theme, some people might not like soccer or football but he nailed it with this it has so much stuff on it and you can tell his games as he went through an era where they all feed right to the right there you go so if you're in doubt it's got a goalie, it's got secrets which I will divulge to you shortly. It's going to be a blast. Oh, yeah, my favorite game. What's up, Extra Ballsy? My man. Eat them up. There's some LED action. What week are you on? Geez, this, I stopped doing the intro videos. I guess I could do them again. This has to be like week 36 or 37. Yeah. We're getting close to the one year mark, folks. Yeah. Getting real close. Hi, Jack and Crystal. Pinball Joe's here, too, guys. Player one, what's up buddy? Good to see ya. I'm on. Um, alright, so here's what we're gonna do. We are going to get a practice game in, and then we're gonna do the old Pinberg-esque style thing where, depending on how many people are playing, if we're doing three people, how it's gonna work is for first place you get two points, for second place you get one point, for third place you get no freaking points. So do your best, win everything, and at the end the winner wins and the loser loses, and I guess that's how it works. And at the end of the week, the winner gets their name engraved. Yeah, their name engraved in the side of the cabinet. You don't have to clear that with Nick, but he will break your arms. So, okay, Crystal, can you hit number three for me there, buddy? Great. Crystal is our Vanna White today. She will be hitting the buttons. He doesn't have to hit nothing. Joe is live, and he's in chat. He's a witch. Yeah, Joe's sneaky like that. I am lying. It seems very dark in there today. A little dark. Oh, my sunglasses. Yeah, it's a little dark in here. We had to... We're like one machine over, and that sort of changes the light dynamic of what's going on. Here. Table over me. We're a little dark. Whatever. It's just our choice. Titan, it's good to see you, buddy. All right, let's get a practice game in. We'll go in order of height. Oh, we need more audio than that. Holy crap. Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing. This key doesn't go all the way in, just enough to turn it. Oh, you can hear it. Oh yeah. Hear that? These fans never get to call at all. Hello, key, please. That's it. Key, please. Turn the table. Key? Key? Why are you doing this to me, Key? Come on. Okay, we're playing with the key in the door. Don't sign filth. Don't sign filth. You will cut your knee wide open. I think that's more volume. So your goal primarily, get it, goal, is to shoot your goalies when they're lit. But ultimately, you're trying to travel the country and, you know, kill everybody. I believe it's kill, it's called killing. Oh, my goodness. So this game also has a magnet, there's no ball saver. You get a bonus point if you win the final draw. Or Wind Nug, Wind Nug, Wind Nug top. There are no free points at Dead Flip. Go ahead, Chris. Oh, it's a bonus. Oh, it's a bonus. A bonus. Wooo! Turn it up to 101. No thank you. Who's got a monster that? Um, I know we're wondering, but we tried to scream at the end and it was target. We could at least borrow it. Well I think we can go back there. I just need to outspot it. I can just tether it to my phone. You only need like two months, if that. Your phone can do two? Oh, absolutely. My phone can do two. You can download this speed test app. Speed test app? Yeah, here it is. It's just called SpeedTest. And you can test the internet speeds on your phone. That's awesome. That's awesome. Ask Gavin if he can steal one. Actually, David is about to have to talk about his game. Good job, man. It looks like there is a ball, so... I don't know. PSP, what's up, buddy? Thank you for coming, man. Hope everyone had a really radical, awesome holiday last weekend. Some people wanted to like, take a year off of sports programs. There isn't a holiday in Europe? Really? Guys, you guys have dads out there, right? Go, go. Penalty given, 30-0, can he get it? I never go for it. Lone Goat, sub for two months, man. Listen. Oh, man, respect, brother. You're amazing, and thank you for supporting me. I love you and your face and everything you stand for. You're not a lone goat when you're with me. Aww. Aww. I'm putting it on a bumper sticker. Thank you, brother. Mama! Two months. Bye, Mama! Oh my God. Rew with the two months of your amazing thank you for your strategic support. And, you know, just next week, and I love you in your face, and let's make out. Thanks, man. I'll tell you, you have a really great personality. And you have a great personality. I'm not worried about that. As long as you look good, that's all I'm worried about. That's our chance to... I played my performance for her. Two months ago... Wonko keeps saying with the two months, my man! Wonko, please, again! You da man, you're amazing, I love you, you're the sexiest I know The other personality except I don't care about that. I'm just here to protect you sexy Thank you Grab the dice, grab the dice, grab the dice. Cannon says, no! Oh, nice. You came to your real name. Benny, that hurt. You don't like suicide? Sure? Well, restart the game, have it started. Toot, toot. Oh man, all the while, Jav is playing tighty pinball with two months of man tight. Number one, how'd you get those fans? Number two, thank you for your continued support in the league. I love you in your face. Thank you, Jaden. It's really hot today, so... You know what I don't have is a thing to say. Okay. This is sweet, though. Wait, you have to paint my nose again. No, there are amazing people that love us and help us continue to do what we do. Wait, who's in here? I see it. Critical brain thrust for pinball occasion. Titan, again, you the man. Uh, yeah, I love you. Let's make out, see. So what Joe did is he had his multiball and managed to make a few jackpots while he was in it. This game is also a game you do not want to tilt because your bonus becomes enormous. You will lose your enormous bonus. May all your brains be Lazarus's fists. Lazarus it. Lazarus sigh. That's my laugh. Lazarus's teeth. To all my resubs, I love you. Thank you so much. Go buy yourself a donut. Shut up, baby. I know it. Motor Twitter. Oh, God. Out of bounds? All right, I'm going to stop playing pinball with my sunglasses on. How much do you guys shake the table on arcade machines? Is there a proper etiquette? I'm not a game modeler, but I'm a... My brain is having a spasm. How would I say that? Anyway, Ron. Ronner. Ronnationis. You shake the game as much as the game lets you shake it. Every pinball machine has their tilt set up differently. And you'll know from the first hit if, like, sort of where the tilt-op is standing. But yeah, the game will let you know if you're hitting too hard. There is no etiquette. Just don't do any death staves. Because that's bad for the game. It's not a... I'll say. There you go, Ron Nation. Okay, thank you for helping me pronounce your name. I'm a dove. If you wouldn't cut me off all the beef jerky I made over the weekend. So I'll go, yes, I'll take beef jerky, yes. Yes, yes, yes. You know what, I'm not going to hate you so much on BangBang, but they hurt you more than they hurt themselves. Hitting the machine really hard with your hands. Jeff saves your bans- yeah, there you go, awesome. Jeff saves your bans pretty much. I still haven't had a really hard time getting the last base down. Uh, you... let me watch you play it. I want to make sure your hands aren't still coming off the gamepad. News for Dad? So, kids, here's what happens, and Crystal called me out on this a couple weeks ago. My facial hair comes in waves. It's like seasons, okay? There's the super clean baby face, and then there's the stubble, then the full beard, then the mustache because I shaved the beard off and left the mustache. The flavor saver always stays. I've had this thing since I was like 12. Its name is Jerry and he will always be sitting on my face. Wow! Dude, Joe's just tearing it up. I am. As you can see, that bonus, this is why you don't shake this game. Well, you can shake it, you don't want to tilt it. A pound of beef jerky? Holy... Can I have some? Yeah, if you come here, dog. Wonko, are you kidding me, dude? A pound of beef jerky? Wonko, you should make venison soup. I'm sure there's no better choice than making beef jerky. What? I'm here. What is happening right now? Boom, boom, boom. So, as you can see, both ramp shots are lit for the lock. The left ramp is a hell of a lot easier to hit than the right ramp. Not that I can hit anything right now, because I don't seem to be here. Nope. He kept it. We got control of all. Magnus, take it. Oh! What the friggin' parts was that? What's up, bud? Is it better to plunge the ramp, the left ramp? Um, can you backhand the left ramp? I am not, I'm not finding it at all. There you go. So it'll grab it. Um, now your main objective, once you plunge it, is that final drop shot right here. That I just missed completely. Backhand? Nope. Backhand arena? Does this game feel like it's leaning a little bit to you? Okay, so final draw right there is what we need. This you can backhand, by the way. If you're able to backhand it. I'm just saying you're able to. I'll go. There's a hundred of you. Go out into the wilderness. Oh, really? You hunt the deer and then you slaughter it and you... Then it's your own time. Yeah. I need to work on my back hands. Yeah, buddy. I do think Desmond should get a PO box for that sort of thing. Ah, yeah, that makes sense. Quicken pan. Oh! I thought you... Uh, yeah, a PO box. I just heard something. Ragnarino. Thanks for the follow, Ragnarino. So, do you happen to be a fan of World of Warcraft or Hearthstone? The molestant is gone. Sorry, guys. Here's what happens. It's coming back. I just... You know what happens is when I try to trim it myself, it gets way too molesty, and I have to get rid of it. Molesty? Your bite starts growing into a bear. Why did you say free ice cream on the back? I will not miss with too much in a row. You're my favorite, and I love you. You're amazing. You're faced, and then let's make out, and give me a call, and, you know, dinner. And I love you. Thank you. Thank you for supporting the league. Thank you. I'll anonymous it. Alright, so there's a secret here. Yeah. Oh well. Nope! You cut, you cut. Let's leave our halls on the playfield. Aww, no make-outs. Do you like them? I like them. Lift them, man. I got too much love to give. Three suits. Hell yeah, dude. You've got to left spinner. Nice save. You pinned that candle, isn't it? It's late. That gold is so deterring. You've got control of this gold. Are extra balls off? Are you sure? They really should be. Honestly, I've been confused I'm confused at some of the things that have been left on that might have been turned on for the tournament, but all the multiballs should be on. Here you go. Here you go. Thank you. So, folks, the whole concept of the multiball is this. You shoot the goalie, then you shoot a ramp to re-light the goalie. You just rinse repeat that whole process. But on your very first, the second you start your multiball, there's a secret that you can reactivate the goalie instead of needing to hit the ramp. Just one time. So if you shoot the goalie and you collect your jetpots, the goalie cannot move and you need to shoot the ramp. Beer snobbery, two months! May all your bear wishes come true, my friend. I love you and your fans. Thanks for supporting the league and all that other stuff. But, you know, let's hang out sometime, dude. What's going on? Yeah. Um, so you can relight the goalie by hitting the extra ball coin toss button underneath the plunger just one time. So that saved you from having to shoot the ramp once. See, he just did that and got it two goals in a row. Here, Charlie. That's it. Um, okay. So, you just started walking. The goalie's going back and forth. You shoot the goldie and you collect this bad guy. Now you need a superman to light it, but instead of patting it to the lamp, you get this one time, you can hit that X-Ball button here. And it will be like this. So you only need that close to the end. And you die. Is there a final cross group connector? There sure is not. I thought we had a flippy on that. I guess not. Hi folks, what's up? I'm Skippy. I'm a multiball finally. Ah, get out of here. You just bought me a PBR. Yeah, there you go. Here's a copy. right fares he ransomsелей Almanomicon? Almanomicon. Almanomicon. Pokey, pokey, pokey, yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, Jaden, ACDC is out in the main area. We just needed to make room. Just move some stuff around. It's not a big deal. Yep, yep. Alright. Yep, yep. I like ghost maps, I think, because it looks like some dude's brown skin. Like, I need to put a clink on him because he's so soft. He almost takes a knee in his hand from behind him. Dammit. Just got to Grown Perfect Stash in, uh, Huey, it'll be back, right? Listen, it's not just about me. I do have, uh, ladies who don't like making out with mustaches, by the way. Anyway, Eddie Brown says they love big mustaches and beards, only visually love them. They don't like to kiss them. I don't know. Crystal, thoughts? Generalizing? Every man has one. They're alright. You kind of get used to them. Did you build up like a tolerance? Like you're a faggot? Like a faggot. Like a college college? That's so funny. Pull it out, college. My eyes are like, beard. Oh, here we go. Yolo car. So folks, this is a trick during the wizard mode here, is to only use the right flipper and keep plunging the ball. Because it just keeps feeding the ball. So Germany is scoring against you while this is happening. We just need to keep taking some of that power. Sorry, Ron, only my bad, dude. I'm not going to get the food for you. He completed all the stages. Alright. Yeah. Yeah, I got the lady to talk to. Thank you. I mean, whatever. I don't discriminate. I just love making out. Made it to see. Oh, nice dude. I'm so proud of you. Uncle Garby, I'm so proud of you. You're fine. So, for every goal that he made, I believe, was it $750 million? Oh, I don't know. And then when you defeat it, maybe it's not $750. It's $500. Maybe it's $75. I think it may be $50. It's like $50 or $75. It's something like that for everyone that you make, and then I think they give you a solid bill for winning. It's either a bill or half a bill. Yeah. It's like a half for beating and half for trying. Oh, that could be like a game. Yeah. Once Pinball Joe beats the game, we get a different one that we beat, right? Yeah. When he can get to the point where the game turns off and says, You beat the Pinball machine, Joe, then we will switch it out. Yo, what's up, Roy? My man. Hi. Shannon Stafford! Yo, Roy, what's up? Hacking Wood! What's up, buddy? Shannon Stafford, I'm here for you. You were playing Sterling? I'm not. You get really easy to watch when you play more closely. Are you talking to us, Charlotte? It was 75 million. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, tell the old man, this game is the business. I love this machine. That was dope. Um, okay. That was practice, but if you want me to write it down, I can. Yay! Thanks for the follow, Shannon Stafford! What? Shannon Stafford? My man. Or woman. Person. I remember saying my person. That's ridiculous. I'm a jewel. We got a lot of cool tables. Yeah, dude, we have a lot of machines here. Uh, did you see my post about X-Men, I did not. Oh, wait, yes, I did. You, um, Dark Phoenix, right? Dude, that was insane. Free Bill on the first day. Uh, we're just going to go for points. So, Joe, then Crystal, then me. You know what? Take your point. Stop complaining. I'm not complaining. All right, Joe, you're up, buddy. I'm like the kid who's like, wait, you forgot to give us homework. Dude, Roy, that is awesome, man. Get it, I am a man. Oh yeah, I saw that. I never doubted you once, Shannon. Barker, Barker. Wow, Joe, he knows his cue. Barker, Barker, Barker. Is it back and back and back? Oh, yeah. Barker, Barker, Barker. There you go. I'm pretty good at this. Yeah, Roy, I don't doubt that that was hard, man. I've never seen it done before. What do you have to do? Yeah, what is it? I don't even know the game going on. Yeah, what's that entail? I watched the whole Southern Pride event. Oh, right on, man. What was the God-meaning one? Oh, that was Striker. Striker. Man, I'm sad I couldn't go to Southern Pride. I just need... I need to be more rich. Just whatever rich I have now, I need more of it. JD, you know someone? You know someone that doesn't really need to be in the theft union? Uh, maybe. Why? Did they look like me? And was it me? Oh, every villain. Oh, wow. That's that hard? That's the sound of it. The multibus started and they say, wow. They mentioned Death Letter and said they've been to the studio. Oh, really? I did not recognize them from the screen. Play...Modern Facts. Play Modern Facts. I don't know, man. Maybe. We get a lot of people on the screen. Alright, Crystal. It's a James Brown movie. Yeah, dude. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. I need to stop doing the philosopher. That's not what I'm doing. You're gonna make a lot of money doing that. I'd rather have a ball, though. Yeah, that's true. Come on! It's the night you have to save the ball, Joe. I love... Here you go, free kick! Um, you mean... This individual! Nope. There you go, Joe. You got the first tilt of the week. My man. Oh, yeah! She can't seem to get control of the ball! Ultra Spinner! Spinner! Do I have Ultra Pops also? Nope. So what you're trying to do, the way you lock up, the way you light your locks is There's a soccer ball in the middle here. Shut your mouth. There's a soccer ball in the middle that has all these S words here. You've got stamina, skill, spirit, speed, and strength. And you see these flashing, like, geometric shapes? Those build up the S words that you're trying to get. Once you get all of them, that lights your lock. And then once you light your lock, you have to shoot one of the ramps to lock it up, and then you need to shoot final draw to start your multiball. Nailed it. Mom? Please? God, Mom, you're such a... I looked away. I looked away. You did. You looked away. I thought I had a cradle. I really feel like this thing is leaning in such a direction. That's how I like to play. Oi lads we played a bit of footy. Oh that's a thing? You can watch me drain my adingos. The Deuce song is split as fuzzies. It's possible we're just playing a sort of super-hit which seemed wrong. Oh. For kids what I found was, uh, Lick It Up with a multiball All speed out, big time. Lick it up. What? Did you break that in off the slingshot? Break what in? The multiball. Actually I didn't off the slingshot. It was off of the... It was off of missing into that Stand-up target and then, you know, slightly more skillful than that. Everyone was looking it up over the weekend. Yeah, that's the mode that was paying off the most on kids. I should tell them that Joe is playing together in here. I'm playing with my computer. North Bear says that sometimes I get sweaty hands and slip off the machine with friends. Sweaty boy. That's gross. But I actually have it in there. If I'm playing a long ass game on a machine during a tournament, I will definitely have that problem. I'll probably. Yeah, don't put on lotion. Are you putting lotion on? Ladies, gentlemen, no lotion please. Let's discuss. No lotion, though. Use gloves. I haven't watched soccer in a long time, but does the net get newt after every call? Like the P.O.B. said? Yeah. The ball actually catches fire and blazes right through the net, igniting it into a demonstrative inferno for all to enjoy. That's why people scream so loud and so long when there is a goal, because they're warning people that there is a problem. soccer stuff, you know, you would know. Football. Oh, K-E to the K-E. Urban County Stroud is the business. Uh, actually, Bruce Island is three blocks that way. And we have a buddy that works there, so yes, we... It's accessible, but we don't want to get stupid wasted ever since. There we go. It's just like a thick, amazing beer that is put into a whiskey barrel. Yes, maybe Laura was talking about this. There we go. That was quick. Yeah, it was so good, dude. This talker sure is scary. Yeah. I think it was all the way back when we were at the recording. Oh, yeah. No, I was drinking that. That was good. Was that Musk that you were next to? I don't know. I was really digging it. Oh, was it when you were first on the team? Yeah, yeah. It's like Anderson... Was it a Faison house? Like a farmhouse? What did you call me? Oh! Crystal just yelling. Buckwheat, what's up buddy? Nice. Barely stepped. So damn good. You know, so when you hit the ramp, you hit the shot, and then a ramp, and it will flash, this red will flash. That's when you... Pain, totally man. Get to Chicago. Let's drink all the beers. Yeah. That should go jackpot. Yeah. The final draw. Absolutely. Should do something. There we go. Hit the button. Oh! Fuck! Yeah. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. I got it? I don't know where it is. You actually hit it. Oh, I did? But you know where it is now. And you have a monster story right now. All the stars. It's coming back to you. Throw it up the ramp. It's coming back to you. Get in there, buddy. Jonatakids, guys, who swore? Son of a... Was it Crystal? It was Crystal, right? You're nuts. I can get the flip after you use the easy button. Grind and shine? Is that really dirty? Come on in! Is that what you did? That is hilarious. I think it was the same speed and everything. That is freaking hilarious. I don't know where it is. Granada! Oh, get up, Dan. What happened? I apparently ended the F word in the S word. The F and the S word? Don't eat the kids. Crystal. Gee. I didn't even realize you could do it. Bam! Yes Sharks Sharks Oh yes Advance it for next one Oh, I shouldn't have done that. There we go. A friend of mine... Ah, sharks! Take the lead! That was a... darn boat. A friend of mine that Roy knows, Chris Newsome, recently put up $40 billion on this game. Thank you, Roy. Thank you. It's okay. I like to eat cake. Two balls. Yeah, if you don't already have a ball locked up, your multiball is for sale. Rip-off multiball. Yeah. 40 million. Oh my goodness! 40 million? Billions. Billions! 40! I can't even imagine. 40 billion. We had a bunch of theories of course. We got more theories. We got 9 billion on, and then we got 2 in a row, Oh, conventional. Yeah, and it does though. Holy shards! Not what I wanted. Sir! Holy bugger, sir! Here's my vote. Oh, yes. Ooh, swing shot's a no. Nicely done, nicely done. Swing shot's a what? Crystal Dog getting it on. Alright, big money here. Big money, no whammies. Stop. Aww. No cash. Big money, no whammies. Stop. Ah. Walk on victory here. What do you mean? What do you mean? Give me that half a bill. Nailed it. I am not finding... Penalty? $30 million. Here we go. Nailed it. Okay, if I could get actually money for all these freaking touch targets I'm hitting... You're relighting your mysteries. I hate mysteries. Please. Grrrr! Oh my god. Stop hitting that! You're pissing me off. Yeah, the wood. Can you hear it? The Eggman, what's up buddy? I've always missed you. I've always missed you. You were always the one. Pew! Alright, we're going to backhand this center. Wow! It's a good backhand too, so you can do the roll low. And if you don't do it, if the backhand isn't strong enough to go all the way around, what happens is you'll get the city going up and then you'll get the city coming down so you can get two cities out of that. I'm now officially moved to Seattle. Oh damn dude, Seattle, congrats. Nice. It's FIETL... FIETL. FIETL. Have you gone to Shorty's? Shorty's. It's pretty cool. Have you been there? I went there, yeah. I went to the kitchen. The bar center was a little bit bulky. I'm not the biggest fan of the people that go there. Yeah. But the place is pretty rad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Floor. Breakthrough. Yeah! Okay. Whoop indeed. Nice. Indeed. Who gets the second one? Who's on first? Joe. All right. Here we go. Here we go, Joe. Loop. Loop. Yeah, you got your gulp. So you happy? I love the tape. What's one of the Chris Newsom's awesomeness? The eggman says, No, I haven't. Is there pinball there or is it just a bar? There's a whip. No, there's pinball there. It's probably one of the more full venues. That's awesome. All of the turns are LEs. All of the turns are LEs? Holy crap. You were there recently. I was there like three years ago. It was hard to keep the stand-up games going. Sir and LE. And that would be even better. Bullseye! Ooh, Senpai! Yeah, Full Tilt is probably the best place, that's what I would say. You have a week off before starting your new job? Go spend all your money on pinball. And then get Crystal a job in Seattle. I guess. Yeah, get her the hell out of here. I heard her crash in the stream, man. Good job. Wonka says the machines are in rough shape at Shorty's, but they have a lot of them. Yeah, they're not in the best state, but... Alright Lone Goat, good luck man! Kick everyone's ass! Donate to kids! Just every dude that you play just wanna find me a cool butt. And I bet you win everything they make. Hey, you ready to go man? Oh, that's a butt dude! They would assume it's that rough, and they would be so uncomfortable, leaning over the pinball machine while you're back here, just going, That they're not going to be able to approach it. Dada! No, you said Dada. Dada. Dada. Modern pinball games are in great shape. Yeah, they should be. I still haven't been to modern pinball, and I'm kind of sad about that. Although I've only been to New York once and it's for like five minutes. So I didn't get to do anything. YOLO card. Get the hell out of here. What does Crystal do for a living? She's a candy shredder. Oh, great! I'm a friend of mine! He makes it to coffees, and manages coffees, and does a lot of coffees. Uh, rejection. You're all about these coffees. Crunch! Two milk, please. I don't know which way to go. Good guess. Oh, God, Juanjo, that marriage is amazing and intimate. Alright, skill shot that guy. I don't know if this is the last one. Last one? Last one! It says something weird up here. It says dangerous play. Um... Whatever a header is. Oh, here you go. Trap. Wait, there was one other one that was weird. Maybe not. Yo, last one real quick. Alright, let's try and hit the goal today, ladies and gentlemen. So we have here the Elksville Cripes. They are a new thing. My new favorite is Redmond, your town spinner. What's that? I haven't had a lot of time in Seattle, either. Wait, is that what we're talking about? Seattle? Yeah, Redmond. Yeah! Not a lot of good pinball on the east side. Not what I like. You're on the wrong side of the track. I'm trying to go to the Northplex. Um, so, I'm talking to Cuffin. Trying to get him to come on the show with the magic girl. And, uh, he's not a ghost. It's just the magic girl was at the Northplex. Yeah, simple thing. Uh, and over there. So, um, hopefully we can get our hands on it. And get old Johnny on here. Show you guys how it's done. We could sell it for a million dollars. I bet, you know, that's going to be the rarest. Pimple, pimple, pimple. Also, I wish I had enough money to just give him to finish the damn game. What are you doing here, buddy? What the flippin' frick flips? This is called, this is called doinking. This is why you make none of the shots. I'm thinking about the shots, but I'm not making them. I know who you feel. I call the fields. Tickle team. What do you got? 30 million. Sharks. Yeah, it's a lot better. A lot better than 30 million. 30 mil. Flailfish? That's cute. Oh, I thought that was going to be sexy. Ho ho! Yeah! We are, we're just a couple of kids hanging out here, folks. Yeah! That shot is actually a lot earlier on the flipper than I want it to be. Hey, you go! Bam! Bam! Yes! Incredible job! Incredible job! Incredible job! I think the strategy is to use the ball because it will come back to you. Yeah, that too. Because sometimes it lands on your football. Shark. Oh, that was sexy. Oh, that was sexy. Oh, that was sexy. Sharks. Oh, sharks. That doesn't count. Nope, stop. Get. The boogers suck. Damn it, Zeus. Internet, what do you have to say for yourself? It's being featured in the internet. It's being featured in the internet. It's being featured in the internet. It's being featured in the internet. It's being featured in the internet. This game features the most non-used magnet of all games. The goalkeeper magnet above the left. Yeah, Jaded, you could consider taking an inventory of how many Magna Saves actually go off, but actually are made. I only use it when I'm bored and I just feel like using it. It's never actually been used to save the ball for me. Yeah, I may have to use it. Wanting to get it to see it happen. I like to use it to like line up the shot, like if the ball is rolling up the flipper. And even though it's not going to fall, I'll just like pause it. Really? I never got that. Here comes the end of the ball! Oh, I see. Yay! Open new game at 2 p.m. in the event of our weekly is on Saturday. Oh, it's off in a while, guys. Nope. Great! 161! Thank you for the follow! Um, you know, call me sometime, dude, because I just get voicemail every time I blow your phone up. Appreciate it, though. Thank you! Oh, these are wise. My man. Uncle Carly is in town this week. He's going to be stopping into another castle. Another castle? Jake, it's the miner. Not mine. Hello, Jake the miner. How are you, sir? Are you of age? Are you? Or do you mind? I'm not minor. He goes and he digs for oil. That's the underage person on Twitch. Oh, ho. Very good. Big four. One point. Very wild. What are you shooting here for, organic? Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Hi! Jake the Miner. Oh, Jake, welcome! Alright, let's not join you. May all your notes be... plentiful. Your notes, that'll be... My face! My face! Come on, man. Final thought. Much important. Very important. Much important. Such too. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hey. Actu liba. It's attention. Wait, what did I say? The attention love. Actu liba. Look at that. Yo, that's a tight score. Oh, wow. Tight. Yo, that's tight. You play tight dude. Cool. Do people still say tight on the internet? That's a good one. It's not real. It's a real what? S.O.B? Real team in the Turkish. In the Turkish? Oh, thank you for the money. Love you. Thank you for the money. The shot is cool! Yeah! Ultra Train! Mom! The game's not treating me right. Maybe you're not treating him the game right. I will treat this game. Um... We got a cat, Pete. Is that the Woodstock 99? No. That's really heavy. Ultra DPK. Oh crap, sorry guys. I'm going to be leaving here in a few, but I will keep the script up and running, and I will turn the timer off so you don't get annoyed. I'm annoyed. Jaden, my man. How fun is dinner? Jaden, go eat all the things. Eat all the things. I've not been able to find the forehand of that string. I think that Joe's battle is beginning to rival Gavin's. He's trying to use some of my first-team all-nighters. What does he do? What does Gavin do? He's very aggressive. Gavin? Yeah. The forehand is the best thing. I think that Joe's side is beginning to rival Gavin's. What does he do? What does Gavin do? He's very aggressive. Oh yeah, that's like the... yeah, yeah. Two multiballs, no jackpots. Dude, Goldie's doing his job. Whoa, baby. So there is a relight. If he can get it back into the TV. Or is it going to toss it? Oh, I already played. Yeah, did you? Yeah, thank you. Man, this game went on for a minute. Very clean. First time I watched this stream, they were doing this table. Also, I had played this once as a kid, and I had no idea what I was doing. Oh, awesome! That's awesome! That was weird. Bringing it full circle, man. And you're also a sub, which makes me want to just send you pictures of Crystal's feet. It's cheesy. Sir, not that great. Is that a thing people like? My feet? Probably not. Any last winter tips for you guys? What? I got hippie feet, okay. Wait, who needs tips on what now? What are we doing? Are we going to attempt to blow up with Spiderman or Medieval Madness? Ooh. My approach on Medieval is to just rock the crap out of the cactus. That's honestly all I do. Don't eat the cactus. I keep attacking the cat place. Oh, god. Seems to work out pretty well. Crystal, wait, look at this bonus. What'd I do? Oh, god, you almost... Oh. Oh. I'm gonna get that Slapton down, man. Yo, get the Slapton down. You want to turn him on, girl? Wait, Quince is here and Tito watches this stream? Oh, yeah. He... that... Me and Quince go way back. We went to grade schools together. Let's see if you guys get that reference. Maybe not. Grade schools. So it's going to go me, Joe, Chris. Crystal down. Crystal should break it down. Nailed it. Oh, my back hurts so much. Why am I missing that every single time? The flipper stopped working. Call the tech. Jada, don't quit it, buddy. Go have fun, man. Oh, I need to set up that food donation thing. What the hell does that mean? Food donation, that's to buy a pizza. There is a thing where people can just buy a pizza for you. They don't have to put in your address, it's just linked to your quick press. Yeah. What the hell? Flip tilt? I think Jaden deserves the hoodie. Jaden deserves a lot of things, man. He's too... We don't deserve Jaden. Jaden, you need to come here so I can buy you all the Scoochie. Have fun, Jaden. Love you, Missy. Alright, we'll see what we can do. Keep the stream. Yes! One more time! What a proud little boy! Alright, penalty kick. Oh, three goals. We already had this play. I will qualify. He's doing the old bump and push. Bump, push, miss. Bump, push, miss. I'm back. Is this the future of... Great Scott, it's pinball.ground. Welcome to 1994. America does not win. The World Cup. Wait, did we win the World Cup? No. Someday. The, the event? The future of events. I'm going up for Stoopy tonight, the Eggman, I'm jealous man. Oh, Stoopy. I want some Stoopy. Stoopy. Why are you guys streaming Pinball Circus? Um, that's a great question, let's email that gentleman right now. Aren't there only like, duals in the whole entire world? What is Pinball Circus? Uh, it's the Python and Zillow game that's like, huge with all the coins and it's super crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, with the multi-layer. Yep. It's got like a elephant. Oh, there's a guy in the area. Not around here. But nothing's out of our reach. What did I miss? I was fixing my atom. Uh, crystal eight lightbulb, which I've never seen anyone do in person before. It hurts. It's like some sort of circus trick. No! But that is, that is a do it! Um, Joe Pierce's tongue live on screen, I think. That won't do. It's off. Oh, hell yeah, man. Damn it. They have a pinball circus of sorts in Atlanta. All right, I need some points, guys. guys I did you find your friend crystal crystal dawn believe in yourself You are! 30 million. And lost it. I can nail this, come on. That's bad man. Please, come! Okay, we're done with this. Time to get up the ramp-a-rino! A car trying to turn up? Earlier, ya ding-dong! Is the ramp back handle-able? I haven't tried. Pew! Not gonna do that again. Wouldn't be for me. Yes! Oh! No! God, that sucks so much. Oh, Crystal, always yelling. Too loud. JD, you just got IV'd at the bar now with a beard? Oh, crap. Oh, fall in, I love you! Oh, why did I hit that too hard? Oh, why did I? Oh, God. This isn't going well, Internet. I'm just trying to get on the frickin' ball. Thank you. Jeez Louise. All I ever wanted. Out of lights. I just cheated. I can die now. Oh, frill! I just blasted one. I love the string goal. Oh, you... No, the magnet screwed me up! I magnet saved in it. Screwed the trajectory of the ball. The Spermineer! Yep, was that two cities? Was that two cities? Oh goalie, get off of my D man. Defense is what I'm talking about. You can also do the D. Sorry, I don't want to kick anybody. Three goals? My man. Oh, you fart! So we need the kids. Paul II, what's your name? What's your name? Oh man. The goalie moves like a wiper. He has any questions and he does his job. Uh, Jamie, when are you going to link it up again with the kids? I'm trying, you know what, I tried to get the kids from the lunch party, but they wouldn't let me have it. I don't know. I don't know. We'll get kids soon guys, just not soon enough. I want it like yesterday. I would love to be able to share the games, you know, the week before a launch party. So people could see what we do. Yes. Nooooo! That's his hand. That was awesome. Oh god, you did it! Of course I did. This game is really cool. I wish I could take the playfield and re-theme it to a better band. Aww, Ryu. Well, you can do that. I want to re-theme it. There's nothing stopping it. Dip it in acetone? Yep. Re-theme it. Turn it into a rock and roll. Are you like really into tooling now? Or like Samira-wise? Samira's probably the one that's going to be cool. It looks like I'll move his furniture across the playfield. Oh, hell yeah. Can I do it? Yup. Now I'm ready. Fudge! There you go, Crystal. The fudge. Woo-hoo! Sweating. How about a pinball wizard pinball game? How about Meowth? How about Meowth? How about... Oh, you almost said that. Future made out of virtue... Yo, Jamiroquai Pinball Machine, give me a break. That'd be incredible. Nailed it. If you want to be my lover, multiball. Nailed it. What do you got? What do you got? What do you got? Oh, goalie. Goalie? It's pretty gold! Snuck it! Wow! Hope you love your show! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What do you got for me? Fitties? Sharks! Sharks! Stop, stop, stop, stop. Clean. Yes, this is all we ever wanted right here, kids. That is so annoying I can't stand it. Yeah. Okay. And point. Searching for an eternity. Alright, see if we can't do this on the fly. That didn't work. I got nervous. Double nervous. I got double, triple nervous. Shipwreck airball. Is there a queen machine? Nope. No queens. Still enough. That remains the Big Paws, L. Yet, Al-Anon list. Man, listen. Why don't you live in Chicago, dude? It'd be BFFs for ever. Best friends forever, forever. They said best friends forever for Friday. For Friday. BFFs, TTIA. Best friends forever. Yep. Mom gets to do it. What? That is good. It's like 51-56. It's a red card. It's a red card. All right, Crystal. You shake my head to Jack. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. I'm afraid. I wonder what Stern's next game will be. I bet that it's going to be... a weird Al Yankovic machine. Or, uh, Barbie and the Rockers. Oh, that's who's going to be defined by Steve Richards. Or, uh, Jim and the Holograms. Or, Rock Lords. Google that and tell me that wasn't a fun toy. Rock Lords. I had like nine of those things. It was a transformer. It was a robot that transformed into a robot. It was the dumbest thing in the world. And I love them. Okay. If I can shoot them all at all. I think Richie with Star Wars. Maybe... Dare to be few. Yeah. Chill, dog. Chill. Come on! Wait, you're streaming the holograms movie coming out? Yep, it looks like garbage. Does he have like power? No. With liarnies? It's quite action, it's like a teenager. Oh, that is trash. Guys, that is trash. I'm very upset with my score. Crystal won't be upset. Jurassic Park, because we need more Jurassic Park. When I was in Seattle, we ended up playing with Doman, where he was teaching us. It was terrible. Were you just there? Yeah. You could do on-screen tech for keeping score? You know what, I used to do that. I used to do that. I used to do that, but it's pretty labor intensive with all the people moving around. Is that a type of dinosaur? It's like a water dinosaur. Is it real? Is it real? Is there a water dinosaur? There was. I didn't know that. It's a platypus. They're a Pesiosaurus. Pesiosaurus? Scratching Joe with back of a clock. Straight down. Now I know how to get jokes. Talk about gyros in here. Oh, what's up ZZ Top? ZZ Top. ZZ Top. Crystal's favorite Canadian band. Not Canadian. Well, no, you're Canadian. Um, is Bare Naked Ladies Canadian? Yep, they is. I believe they is. They did an Alphabet song that was great, and they make that joke about ZZ Top. Oh, really? That's cute. at the end of the song? mm-hmm okay, what am I doing? you're dead top but probably way better than the first time thank you oh I love it I can't finish the entire song and all of the beat on the game like all over the place like all over the place there's a rubber band oh yeah around and like, just finish it. Yeah, save it. Yeah. And that's like, uh. Chase needs to get control of the ball. Oh man. Whoa, Zach, you got 26 out of, uh, in a seven strike. That's awesome, dude. Congratulations. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Let's just hit something, Gemnik. There you go. Oh, now I want CC. Yeah, I really like that idea. You take in everybody else. Yeah! After all, it is 50 bucks. Yeah, here's a little bit of a little bit of a high five confirmed. CC, CC incoming. Oh, come on! Oh, nice. Take it, whatever. I love that we got to walk. We get that wrong. It's not on the fly. All the sneak in needs to give me space to come out of the new bird in the post. Look! Do it. All right. Boop boop. Boop boop. Crystal takes the lead. Aw, come on, goalie. We're in sling hell here, kids. Gotta trust the bounce pass. Did I hear something? No? We're good. Sharks. Yes! No! Yes! No! Climb up there, you ding dong. Trust this. This is a good trust to trust. The timing is perfect. The timing is perfect. Yep. It fed it perfectly to me. Terminator. Terminator. Oh, get in there. That would have been nice. Sharks. Oh, yeah. What you got, Goldie? Goldie. What you got, Goldie? Yep. You're only Goldie. Never mind. I'm going to go with Goldie. Goldie. Goldie. Goldie. Goldie. Goldie. Goldie. You ever realize how goofy the call-outs are in this game? This game is incredible, dude. This game calls you out, like, really calls you out. I can't see the game control! Oh my god, my life. Before my ass. Whoa! Stop! I love you! Oh my god! Hello! Oh my god, Jim, what's up? Jim Payne. Payne? Payne? Payne? Crystal said it, not me. Payne? I'm going to say it again. For a figure in America Jim Butts Hola mi nombre es Jim Bucks Okay Thank you that all I wanted Where is this shot? Ugh, a little later. A little earlier. Oh God, my life. Backhand. Whoo! How was that not a tilt? Stop, I love you. Oh, I love you! Ah, Joe. Please? Vitaly! Master Pledon, some might say. He's slam-blading in! Oh my god. Yo guys, I'm trying to blast one real quick. Can you just keep it down? Oh my life. Thank you. Get up there. Yes, thank you. Yes, thank you. Two rips does not make a goal. Two! Rich! Rich, is that a square word? I'm making it a square word. Except for the drain, that's a step. Wow, wow, wow. That's a hundred. That's a hundred. That's a hundred. That's a hundred. That's a hundred. That's a hundred. That's a hundred. That's a hundred. That's a hundred. 16. Boom! I did it myself! Yay! The announcer sounds like the NBA Jam announcer. It IS the NBA Jam announcer, guys. He actually sounded like the actual Jamey Jam announcer. Peckinwood! What?! It actually is the same person. It's the same guy. Google it. Too hard. There it is. Yeah, Joe did. Oh. He played it? I have a nice day job. Crap, I still have to beat this so I can hear this one better. As long as I don't miss any sub-coordinations. You could just leave the light on. You know what, I can Arduino that up. What does that mean? To Arduino something is to take an Arduino and make it do something. Arduino is like a little circuit board computer processing thing that you can program to do all sorts of stuff. He said the name of our espresso machine is Victoria Arduino. What? Your espresso machine? Because when you go to connect to the Wi-Fi, our espresso machine is looking through the Wi-Fi connection. I'm sorry, what? Yeah. That's insane. Can you just log into the Expressor Machine real quick and give me a... Why am I doing this? Please! That was embarrassing. Holy crap. I give it a little, I give it a little like, hey, I could have done that. Definitely. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. John Tartto is dead. I know. RIP. Crystal, you got... Let's pick a save, buddy. Just about free. Take it out. Get a bill. Penalty. Alright, get that gold for 30 million. Penalty. Penalty. Penalty. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You want to screw that. Oh yeah. No. I want the lock. Nice job. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Nice job! That was beautiful. Nice! You lit and got the ball to the... Come on! Woo! Amazing! Three of them. Sandwich. Thank you. What the heck? Dude, nice! Come on! Just get up the rim, man! Alright. Okay, this one's getting it. You know what? You're doing great. Calm down. Yeah, I'm keeping the ball alive. Stop self-loathing under your voice. You're killing it right now. You know what? It's points. It is points. Trust the bounce. I'm aiming. Alright, well that's good for a point buddy. How did I get that point? Um, because... And I'm serious about the jerky. If you have some place to send it, I'll mail you a pound tomorrow. Uh, Wonko, private message me on Twitch and I'll give you some info. And we'll eat it on stream for you. And then if we get food poisoning, we'll all have diarrhea on stream for you too. That'd be great. Much love. Much poop. Very sad. Meow. There's the spinner. I've been looking for that. Oh, yes. No. Please? Can you folks hear the wood being dropped on the floor? On that wood. Penalty. Penalty. Oh, I thought I had that. Crystal, are you okay? Too late. Tweeter? Tweeter? We have one vote against diarrhea. Oh, no. You guys don't want diarrhea on the stream? What kind of internet chat room are you? There is one thing that should not broadcast. Poop! That shot is so sad. I love that shot. Ba ba ba! Oh. Oh. It's so much later. Oh. Please go in. Depressing. So much later! I can't believe how late that is! Like, redonkly! DULTY! I don't know if there's a possible attack that's slipping the other slipper, I don't know. I don't know that it does anything, but I like the theme. I think K. Lee did it on screen in the final scenes, like two or three years ago. And ever since then, everybody walks together. All the way to each other. You can't go in there. You can do it. You can do it. Yeah, but it's supposed to like, rattle the machine. I'll hit the other side. I'm thinking it's just whopping air at the ball. That's better. That's better. I wonder how many Euro people think that's better. You know, that is the best. I love the gals. Just by bringing them the... Yeah, like, you know, when the flipper moves in, they think our life's a walk. And you can put your hand next to it and you can feel it. Guys, some science. Ooh, nice. Put a little bit of air conditioning on that ball. Why can't I get this round today? There it is. Now that E3 has done taking all of our frickin' stuff, once we hit the homepage on Wednesday, we're gonna see a whole lot of newbies. Nope. Kill. Kill. Internet, I would be saving him all my full-time job if I was able to make the money doing it. No! It's a good-looking musical. I like it. There's people in elaborate TBR and butt costumes. I think it'd be great. Okay. Got a lot lit. Pretty good. Yeah, Warhead, exactly. It was in a freak motorcycle accident. It blew off the one in the face. Take a look at that. Well, that ain't really... What, playing pinball? ...a motorcycle accident. I think they just tried to destroy it. Yeah, I think a lot of guys... Oh, you know what you need, Sue? No! What do you mean? The new flippers. Guys, the Deathfoot musical. I could have trusted the vows! Yeah, I think we're on the same page. I'm coming up... The owner? Ah, yes, come on up there, write the musical, I will sing every single thing you write. As long as I can say it on quick, without getting big. Also, guys, where's all my family? I want drawings of Deadpool stuff. When I first got into Twit, I was at a separate town where I was streaming the first show, because I got a baby. Within the first week of streaming, and I was streaming for a week, I had like five people draw pictures of me. It was the coolest thing I've ever experienced in my life. I'm sitting there, doing the worst stuff in the world to these nerds, I don't know what I'm playing, it's some stupid card game. And they're drawing pictures of me as a robot, I believe I played a game called Robot Cat, which was incredible. It's one where I like, tentacles and... Is that what Hearthstone is? It's a stupid card game? It's a card game, yeah. Stupid, stupid, yeah, stupid. To this day I'm still watching the game. It's super chill. And I'm in the middle. I can't believe it, we did it! I can try to figure out a notification device to donate some subs to the vibrating wrist device or a UV... Oh yeah, a USB light device. I wonder if I'd be able to feed something to my Pebble that I have. That would be awesome. Pebble? Pebble? People who play pinball are playing pinball and not drawing pictures. Yeah, I get you. Jackpot, pictures! Guys, I draw pictures for a living. Yes, I would love you. Absolutely. Um... You're gonna hear the car. I'm gonna hear you. Uh, I'll let him in. We have, um, access to... I can play an Arduino with a Wi-Fi sealed and set up like a... just a cigar box with a light in it that goes off every time someone does. There's a lot of things I want to do, and I also have to do my day job, which, you know. When streaming pinball can make me shitloads of money, then it's off. Alright, I need, so if I want a crappy multiball, I get it into final draw right now. If I want a multiball with three balls, I need to lock a ball up first. Pitbull Wizard with deadflip lyrics. I'm on it. Thank you, ABC. I appreciate it, man. Jeez. So, now if I lock it up, I will have a three-ball multiball instead of a two-ball. Ain't nobody got time for that two-ball. Oh, they're almost crept in. Alright, see if we can back near them again. I have more chances of colliding. Yeah, exactly. I think I just screwed myself. Mom? Please? Mom, please! Oh, you sad, sad... Whew! That last minute JP though. That was awesome! What the? Mom, please! Get up there. Nope. Stay left. Can you read that? $5 donation. $9. What? What does it say up top? It should say a sentence next to it and a different window. Spadhorses, take the money I would have spent on real machines if there were any. Thank you for a great stream. Spadhors, I freaking love you, buddy. Thanks, man. Holy crap, you're too kind. You would have spent five U.S. dollars playing a game. Come here. Spadhors, why are you my favorite, man? I can't even get over it. I want to say Fathorst, but that's not a thing. Ooh. Pothorn. I don't want that. Wait, is that how you say it again? I'm guessing it's Fathorst. Pothorn? It's like Polish. Thanks for the tip, buddy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Why are you the coolest dude that I ever, ever met in my life? Oh! Whoa. Excuse me. That just floated in there, didn't it? There you go. For $5 you can get Chris to give you the microphone. Boop-a-boop! Hey! Yeah! You don't try. You're too kind, man. Thank you. What? Alright. E period, the electronic period. Poor boys. Why? E period, thank you for the follow. You're the best. Let's hang out. Come to Chicago. Again, I'm like eating sushi with all these people. Donate the earplugs. I didn't say anything. No, but you said... Mmmmm. Sorry. Here's the notes. For the CPL and the African-American team, my buddy did a hardcore rendition of the song. Oh, yeah. That's all Brenna Zac Stark does. What's Zac Stark? And then the karaoke DJ, Barry, and the rest of the movie was like, the same live mic. I'm in New Hampshire next to Pinball Wizard. You come here. E period. Perhaps you don't understand how the internet works. You put your body inside of the CD drive and just throw it here. I can't subscribe. Country restrictions? No! I'm a skid fee. That sucks, man. Play the Blackwater for me. Sorry, I yelled, you guys. E period. Okay. Is there anything... Wait, so you have Pinball Wizard out in New Hampshire. Is there any other place you play pinball out there? Pinball? Do you like Pimble? In Wilhelmshire, I play Pimble. I get that back, right? I love you, Pimble. Nailed it. Yes, double city. Oh, frick, that hurt my hand. If you could do it quick, it looks like you're flipping them off. Flip flippers, folks, not birds. Oh, like for dishes and stuff, yeah. The funhouse room, yeah, no mouse. Oh, good. Oh! Oh! What's the upkeep like on some of these golden machines? Heckin' what, it really depends on the game and it depends on how much you play it, really. And because it's a physical machine, that is a very random variable because... Like, Stargazer could... Okay, the Twilight Zone you have here first. That was the first game that our buddy Nick here bought. The time is not needed for any maintenance really at all. Versus like, you know, our AT-DC which was new in box when Nick bought that thing, we've had to fix a bunch of targets on that thing plenty of times. It all just depends on the... I don't know. Google stuff and then tell me what you find. The Boxster Games. it's a thing and whatever to play with the willハッ but I don't wanna But I don't want to. Dot, dot, dot. So I think the way this is going, Joe got the high score of the night. With his free billion up front. So is that me, Crystal, you? Perfect. Perfect. One, two, one. Same order. It ain't broke, don't fix it. Well, yeah. Or if you look at it, it's like, it's gonna be broke, you should fix it. Uh, that's a big thing with rubbers. You will see rubbers like start to fray and tear and stuff like that, and you want to get those fixed as soon as possible. Aw, shuck. Is Crystal going... Aw, shuck. ...committed? You are a player, my friend. You fartin'. I'm a flirt. Oh, you say flirt? Flirt. You're flirting. Gilligan, play that newer Wizard of Oz. The visuals are wild, but not a great game overall. Gilligan, funny story. I actually, myself and one of the other guys here, we did the Wicked Witch animations on the game, and we also designed the back end for all the future games. Animations for that game. Training for the game. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, when I finally get the animated lower thirds running, There's a video of me eating Chinese food pretending to be the Wicked Witch. What? Yeah, what are you going to do? You mother... I love Chinese food. What? Mom? You can do that. The animated Laura Heard. Okay, guys. There's a lot of stuff I got to do. There's a lot of stuff I want to do. I have zero free time. You were talking about how you got a job. I have zero free time. Yeah. And I need to spend that time finding... That was short. Guys. Don't need to get under this. Don't need to crib. Clamp. Donate two kids. That's a good one. That's a good one. This vest should have been $80. Drove to an outdoor ball. Miss Levi got it for $30. Food and chocolate. Food and chocolate. Yeah, and guess who got the other one? Yeah, and guess who wore it? Me. Because I was like, I'm tired of this. You know that. Oh, I have a patch running for my battle package. I have to say. It's a big, big... Big... Big... Big... Big... Big... Big... This is good kid done? Oh, donate to kids! My favorite patch that a lot of World Presenter bikers have is Dilla Gap. D-A-L, D-A-M, whatever. It's where I look like I give a what? You're gonna get, uh, karate kick. Dude, you got jibbed! John, you don't want to tie it. Exactly. Thank you. Pinball in my area for 8.50? Yo, pinball legs! Pinball is fun. I prefer jackpot over pinball, but... Pinball is fun. Woo! I'm on my way! How would you feel if I was in your car for a little bit of a reason? You want to be in the car with me? Have you? Have you? Have you? I'm playing Halloween. Oh wait, NGC! That's right! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, with strong flippers and music and all that. Burn! Burn! You might have pushed for a few games and then you just quit without a jackpot. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. The guy in the wall. He's going over. You know, I didn't have those in the ball. No, you didn't play the video. I'm not going to play the video. Here's the one. One. I'm going to play the video. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. I got something better than a fruit and a couple mugs. Okay, so, uh, this is the one from the United and I have it in two stomachs. And I have a dozen of coffee and a couple of beers. Yo, this is the best one. I've got two of them. Yeah, you can keep any, any, whatever you want. We'll figure it out. They have to do some quads so they can get some veins. Yo, get some veins, though. It's a baby needle. Baby needle. So, there's a bit of a deficit here. Joe, with his 440. I wonder what he does with it. I wonder what a theme he likes. On ball one, even. Good grief. Are you looking for a new podcast? Ish? Ish? You used to love Toronto. I used to love the 90s. Yo, 90's called. They want their Joe back. I would not. I would not. Internet, I just want to say I love you and thank you for everyone that has followed. Thank you to everyone that has subscribed, especially those that have subscribed for multiple months in a row. Thank you for the donations. I freaking love you guys. Honestly, I couldn't do this without you. Thank you. I love you. The internet. It's that internet of your swim shorts that keeps you drunk. The internet? Yeah, the internet. Thanks, internet. Guys, make sure. Now I'm nervous. Oh, Crystal, keep rocking it. You just keep my steps, dude. Yo keep it up safe. Oh they're doing construct skills. Construct skills. The carom. Nick just came back from the future. Nick is wearing a future skirt. It was the Jimi Comerford's logo in 2017. It's not here. But the, uh... What? It's still in work. Yeah. But it's very like mechanical sounds. It's like ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da. Once they see there's a theme song, you really see... Wow. You get the rhythm, man. Dude, Jimi... That's a power thing. I might be in if you still want to play with me after this. I might be in. Baseline Raver? Oh yeah, dude, you're in. That's him. Baseline Raver, thanks for coming. You get to watch the pinball. You get to watch me take off my clothes. Bring it in, dude. Thanks for coming. Um, we're... Yeah, I'm over it. I'm over it. I'll never take my clothes off for you, Liz. Hit that. Yeah, I thought you had it. Oh no. That didn't work. Oh no. That failed and then that. I guessed it. It's some fucking genius. Wait, the kickback didn't work? The kickback wasn't lit, but it went to the other side. It must not. Wait, it's my turn. Wait, I'm first. Oh, can you fudge? Uh, yo, this is Jack Danger. Ladies and gentlemen. I'm Crystal Dawn. We're here Monday through Friday 5 p.m. Central. Um, that's it. What? I've never said paired up in my life. I've never said paired up. That's like your kiss phrase. Last one. Oh, paired up! Paired up! I followed when I saw you guys on the front page. So glad I did. Oh, dude, thanks. We're going to be on the front page every Wednesday and Thursday for like the next two or three months. I love you. Your name's great. I can see... Dude, that shirt is looking baller on you too, man. Is that Chinese food? You son of a... Man, I'm... Ah! Ship us some. Ship us that Chinese food. Mom? Wait, are you tracking the internet? I'll call my mom. Call my mom. She's good at these kids. She'll pick you up. She'll pick you up. That's a lot, JV. Jack, your clothes. Give them to me now. Has anyone hit the billy-billy yet today? He got free bill in Chicago. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He got three billies first game. Three? But we haven't really done much beyond that. Are you crazy? Are you a wimp? Yeah. Whoa! So this is stupid late. Oh, you almost had it, Doug. Almost had it. You cursed the tape. You ever wanted to be... Yeah, I've been sick. Talk to Bretman, what's up buddy? What's up guys? We're all together, I'm water polo, I love you and your face and your jade and I want your babies. Oh here we go. I don't want to have babies with you, I just want the babies you have. You want a cake or something? I don't want a cake anymore. Go grow a little on it, it'll take your pictures. Hello? Hello? Mom? Siri? Text mom. Text mom. Siri. Text mom about internet. How many gigs is the internet? Oh, I thought I handed that. Oh man. Yo, get that. Woo! Keep smashing. Oh boy, four kicks. Yeah, Water Polo, the three billion game was game number one. So, we're going to go with the three billion game. Yo, keep smashing. Oh, I have a water polo. Yeah, Water Polo, the 3 billion game was game number one. So when you go to watch that, just keep them out of it. That was nice. Oh, good! I'll do whatever you say. Jeff, what do you think? Should I make a second Terminator pinball? Nah. T2 was their peak for pinball. And that wasn't the start, obviously. But T2 was pretty good. The Terminator franchise. T3 was an okay game. It's alright. Just play, just keep going. What am I doing? The next game should be Harry and the Hendersons. for maybe like a weekend at Bernie's 2 pinball machine. There is actually a third Bill and Ted movie coming out that they need to do. Bill and Ted, Bill and Ted are playing a card. First row, what was that? You know when I was a little kid? Where'd you learn that from? From my parents. Did you do this? No, they put it on the ground like this. And you laid it on there? I guess so. I was a little numb. Good job, good job, good afternoon. My friend won't be in my second creed so... Was that it? Yeah. Oh my god, who won, Joe? Joe? Joe and then who? Joe then... Crystal? No, Jack. Jack, we were close though. Oh, gross. Close though. Close though. Yeah, we're close though. Oh, gross. Close though. Close though. Alright, Nick. Are you in? Yeah, dog. You get to go first. Woohoo! I can't wait. Just hit it a bunch of times. Pew, pew, pew! And we're gonna go... No, Connor! Is that an excuse or...? Let's go! Most triumphant. The internet was somewhat estimated at 5 million terabytes I think. I'm going to download that real quick. Really? I'm going to download that. I feel like I have... You've estimated that. That's really under... That seems like way too low. 500 terabytes? Joe? How many? 5 million? 5 million terabytes. I don't know, that might be right. That's a lot of terabytes. How many terabytes do you have here, you personally? Yeah, I have at least... I have at least... I have at least... I have at least... I have at least... Yeah, I have at least five terabyte drives. So you're one for that. I'm a Wilson Senator, folks. Pull up in the internet. It's probably like five million terabyte terabytes. Tera-terabytes. And Nick is guilty of it. I know. I started too. We've been talking about sushi this whole time, and it's incredibly mad. God damn. We're going to download the internet. Uh-oh. Contact me at internet.internet.internet. Yeah. Yo, but these doors are amazing. One goal. One goal, guys. One goal. Look at that. Leave. Look at that leave. and it got it. And it got it. Yeah, and it got it. And another one. No way. My roller games. Rock, rock, rock, roller games. Roller games. Yeah. It's sweet. It's cute. It's cute. Yeah, that's a cool trick. It is a cool trick. Go for the wall, sudden death. If you just do it again, it goes sick there. Do it again. Oh, shim! Shim shams. You have to get sudden death. Shim shams. The reason you missed is like they never get it. Shim shams. Guys, stop making me yell. Yeah, stop. You just lost. That was the first machine that I ever played. Oh, really? Yeah. Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock. Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock. Are you effing my biscuit right now dude? Get off of my G man! . I didn't believe that I was going to get a point, but I did. Yeah, I was about to get a point. I didn't know I was going to get a point. I bought this guy, and then I offered him a point. And then I offered him a point. And then I bought him a point. And then I bought him a point. All skill, no fill. All skiller, no filler. All skiller, no filler. The bank is open. Call your mama. Sleepover's over. Jack to the barrel roll. Hey, do a barrel roll. Let's burn the world! Not to be undone, Jack Danger gets the big goal. Ouch Ouch You think I a pleb Oh, shirt. Shirt, shirt, shirt. Where's butt shirt? Please calm down. I hate you. I love you. Oh, God. Oh, God. Fall in. Yeah, no kidding. Three goals. Three spitties, my man. So we're not doing that on the fly. Rock, rock, rock, roll the game! Chabotable Drifburs! Oh, that was a shardy multiball though, dude. Wait, how long did I ball for too long? You... Hey, Flake, how long did I ball for too long? You son of a... SON OF A BAAAAAAAAR! That would have been an awesome slap stage. Like, Magnus stage. Yep, slap and then Magnus slap. Do the ball work. You're only like two or three city boys. Jack Showboat Danger. You're the airman girl. Oh, I got two. Yeah, that's good. Okay, let's try this again. Thank you! Woo! Woo! Hurry up! Knock! Knock! Free shaker! For free! Woo! Yahoo! Come on! Oh, got him! There we go, big money, two pounds. Woo! No! Oh god. Ayyyy. No! Alright, that'll work. Get it. Get it. Oh! Whoa, back up. Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy. Oh man my score is great. We need to go for the cities because if you can start the mode and beat Germany you can actually beat Joe's record from earlier. Exactly. Not a good... You could. You could. You could. You might. It's a thing. I think like Germany like just doing that is like... Yo, let's go. Get it in. Yeah. That might be the cleanest soccer ball I've ever seen on one of these machines. It is the cleaning sucker ball here, we're gonna see. GERMANY EATERS! I still want to paint it like a flesh cone with a... No, what did I want to do? Oh, I wanted to make a Zotrop out of it, but that can't. I was thinking about it. Yeah. You need a Zotrop, yeah. You want to line up for a heavily kicked... A Zoutro. Zoutro? Zoutro. Yo, my daughter's so drunk. So drunk. Keep the flash down. Oh, baby. That's not your joke. It's in-con. Oh! I thought you had it. It was a good one. Red card. It's too much. It's too much. It's not even that much. But I do need to get those tilts up. Internet, can I say something? Today has been the very first stream I think we've ever had where we have zero, absolute zero drop frames. Really? Yeah. That's fucking good. I don't know. You're all sexy, though. That's the best-looking World Cup I've ever seen. It's a little anemic. I've got to get the... The contrast? It's the white balance going. But the entire setup is now underneath Metallica so that the kids don't have to keep moving shit all over the place. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's a good idea. They are definitely listening to some S&M stuff upstairs. Or EDM. T-Yelp. All right, guys. All right, don't mess this up. You need a billion points. Is that a billion? That's a billion. I did it. Thanks, Mom. Is that a billion? Is that a billion? Oh, my God. Oh, not good. Wait, fall back. Fall back. Dude, half ramps are not good on this game. Oh, do that handstand rep? That's not medium. That's an MEDM suit, by the way. Awww! Yo, can you do a concert while listening to electronic dance music? I feel like you'd lose all your fingers. I hate the pilot. Come on, Internet. Here we go. Studo! What's up buddies? Gotta beat a billion. Welcome to the stream, chums. Scram your little streams in a tram. Take your shoes, scram. Take your shoes, scram ball. Call your stramas. Can you introduce a different tone for that? Try and get that skill start, internet. There you go. Why am I missing all the rams? That's your free time on it though? Yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Oh my god, I'm really hard right now! Oh, terrifying. Okay, here we go. Not doing well, folks. I've hit nothing! Oh my god! You hit nothing! No... Joe, don't eat me. You're making a real mess! Oh wow, this is terrible. Alright, this is the battle for last here. Battle for last. Call your mama. This is a battle for firsts. That's great. You're just not in it. I'm just not in it. You're just not in it. Show me up. You guys need to billy. Careful puppy. Good day to... Thank you E. My man. Bye E. Well, he's not leaving. He was just continuing my Willy Wonka... Bye E. See you later. Have a good one. I'm gonna go with the yellow. Woo! Pretty good. Yeah. My bad. He has a slight bit of... Uh oh! That is the most polite walkway I've seen you do. Uh oh! Woo! Yeah. Yeah, he's a baller. We're not in the first battle, so let's do it, Crystal. Why did I think hitting it more was going to help do anything? How many smilks do we have? Put a GoPro on the soccer ball. I can just zoom in on the soccer ball if you guys are freaking out about it. Let's go! Uh oh. Oh baby. Oh mama. Oh! Oh, the track. Uh oh, get that soccer ball. There you go guys, soccer ball. That's what you get for Sierra. That was embarrassing. What happened? I got sleepy eyes. Sleepy eyes. Foxy Grandpa? Dude, I honestly have been asking my friends where the hell you've been and no one knew. Who's Foxy Grandpa? My mom's friend from Saginaw, Michigan. Nova Scotia. Foxy Grandpa? Come on, Foxy. All right, so it goes Jack. Who was last place? I mean, who was fourth player? Me. You were fourth player? No, I was second. Crystal was second. Second is Crystal? No, hold on. Who was fourth player? Crystal. Okay, so it goes me, Crystal, Nick, Joe. Yeah. Crystal, you have five points, my man. All right, Jay. Start it up. Is it five more today? Um, yeah, I guess so since it is 7 o'clock. Um, folks, this is for all the marbles. All the marbles? Just imagine all the marbles in the world. All the marbles. Like, how many marbles do you think there are? This is like a guess in the jar thing. This marble. Look at this marble. This marble. There's this marble. More. We can play Post-It Note, um, with dollars. Ooh, I didn't think about that. Put a Post-It Note down somewhere? Okay, everybody do it. Guys, we're playing Tommy Post-It Notes. Thank you. Who put this here? Nobody. Was this you? Yeah, I had to. Oh, God, you made me nervous that I did this. Aw. No, this is for dummies. No, that's dumb. You don't want that. That's for dummies. Wait, I have to look at the Jack for them. Yeah, you gotta get the Jack. I don't want this to end. Oh, it's not a great man. They come here and we can play all night. See what happens is when we turn the cameras off, that's when the shirts come off. Oh yeah. Are we quick? Yeah. Awesome. Sticky notes for everyone, everyone. I have no idea what I'm going to be doing, but I rely entirely on flashing lights to light up all. Fetching bright. I just need a dumb flaker. We do, but since Nick owes me a house, we don't really gamble anymore. Nick owes you a house? Or a car, we haven't decided. It's either in the car or the house range. Yeah. Or a boat, which I believe is right in the middle there. Like a house though. We took a one dollar bet to the point of maybe me being super rich. I think I might owe him thousands of dollars. Where are we? Did Jack run? Where did Jack run? Ran away. I didn't put one on yet. Okay. Someone has to throw that on a goal. Ooh, yeah. Alright, here you go. But you also have to keep in mind who you're playing against. So, like, my view, I can see the final draw. Okay, but I need to think about it. No, you can't. You put it. Did I flip burglary? burglary what was that noise there's someone upstairs like making dough or something yeah but that's that's that's their day Alright, put your post-its. This is how we're playing? Yeah, this is how we're playing. Tommy Dollars, but with post-its on it. Tommy Post-its. And then if I'm Jack... Yeah, exactly. That's what you have to keep in mind. Alright, keep for Joe's... Wait, where's the sticky part of your post-it? There you go. You're good. You're good. Stop rubbing these on your forehead. Oh, God. All right. Left, left, left. He said that the best way to work with a guy is when you're like... Oh, yeah, dude. When you're doing this on the other one, Jack is convinced that... So he thought that was a thing where it's vibrating. No, it's like wafting air at the ball. Yeah, but before he said that he said, oh but when you put your hand next to it, you can feel the wind. Oh, that's what I know about. Yeah, a lot of people do it now. Like air conditioning. It's definitely not air. For me, it's just... Guys, this is a huge actual pain in the ass right now. It's definitely not air, but I like the fact that that's the joke. At least I thought it was a joke. If you're saying... I believe it wholeheartedly. There's air, you ding-dong. Move anything with a thing and you're clear. There's air. Not against a metal... There's always air! Look at this. Do you feel it? Do you feel it? No, imagine a mechanical thing. Oh yeah, it must be moving further back. Yeah. Dude. Somewhere in the ethos, there was a micro-centim-micrometer where you just went... Yeah, alright. That prevented you from falling. I don't know if you would have kept it up, though. Hold on, lean toward me. Done. Internet. I always thought that was a joke that you made. Do you believe the meditator in Earth is like climbing the metal wall? Dude, number one, yes. Number two, science. I swear that was gonna be a joke. No, it's science, man. It's not a joke. It's a technical law. Listen, the Earth is flat. I like it because it vibrates the game and it kind of, I think it slows things down if you shake it up. You know what else vibrates the game? Dildos. So like if you hit something too hard and it goes like cross-back you hit it again? Yeah! When you get kicked by a mule, the way you fix that is to get kicked by another mule. Got it. Can you fix that in the video? Welcome to Deadflip Physics 101. I'm Professor Danger. Wow. That was funny. I just went along with the joke because I thought it was a good joke. So whoever wins this gets all of the personal talent. I didn't hear evil, I heard when you get kicked by evil. When you get kicked by evil. You have to get kicked by a mule. That's not bad. Chill. Dude, I bought this the other day. The thin one, not the big one. And the horse was on its way to go by. I was in Tiley Park, which was like, there was nothing but Maseratis and Lamborghinis driving all over the place. I'm like, what neighborhood is this? Yeah, hello. Like, hey, I need five bucks for a... I mean, five hundred bucks for a... for a vest. Yeah. Remember when we all played... Sturmner! And it worked! And it worked. Vest type, man. Yeah, the vest type wasn't real. Now... Everyone wore the Jesu-Cliff biker vest and everyone annihilated everyone else. They were dead. They were prophesied, but we were wrong. Well, we were also really good. Also that machine is completely busted. Woo! That's true. There we go. Bring it over. Oh, no! Oh. Go, get it. You need the locker room. I know. I know you don't. Shut up, Zoff. I like one of my favorite movie franchises. Uh oh, here's the locker room. Uh oh! Go go go! Whoa! There it is. Call your mama. Oh! Whenever you say call your mama, I expect standing here. Call your mama. Thank you. Oh god, you're fine. Oh god, you're fine. Player input lag. Ahhhhh! Woo! Sure. Crystal is, uh, taking home all four boats in this game. Woo! Oh baby. I really am. Oh, when you win, you get to buy everyone sushi. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Are you a robot now? Uh-uh. That's not confused. Trust the bounce pad. I'm loving it. And three. Go, wow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Solid. Three things. Gold. Crystal. Love cap. Crystal G. Love cap. Can I get one of these? Can I get one of these? Sorry. Alright, but I'm gonna need to get one of these. That's your bottom! Get him right in my dude! Excuse me! Crazy what? Alright, here we go internet! Let's see if I can get him these cards. Going straight for it! Yay! Oh, God. I am. Wow. I was making fun of you, too, until just then. Did you dare sell the Simpkins table or just smash it with a sledgehammer? Uh, it's neither. I'll explain in the next... Oh, God. Tudor? Hey, Flur-Dog, where the hell have you been? Yeah, sure, Dog. We're 13 minutes past our stopping goal and you're now showing up? Can I find the ramp today, internet? It's right there! Yeah! It's right there! That's right there. Well Jack, whoever wins the first half gets all of the clothes. Yep! Oh, got him in the back. And the fire. Oh, that was a stupid move. Oh goshy. I thought you saw me. Whoa, that was very effective, Steve. This is your idea of a funny thing. More of the hair on my face. I'll put it off for a month. Oh, you have to put it on your neck? Geez. Step on my genitalia. I'm just kidding. Those are terrible jokes. Yes. Step on my genitalia. Just breathe, breathe, breathe lower back there. I don't know. A little lower. A little lower. A little lower. Yeah. All of it. Okie dokie. Final draw. I'm wondering if you're just going to make me pee my pants right now. It feels so awesome to grab your clothes. I just don't want to make that sissy noise because I don't want you to fall over being drunk. No! Ohh! Fluh, now he can't do anything. Ahh, quarter pass! Oh my god, I feel like a champion. No frame drops, nope, no frame drops here. We have zero dropped frames, zero. Canada! Canada. Relax Canada. We're seeing zero dropped frames here on our site. Folks, I don't know what to tell you. Ugh. Don't forget to add a layer first. One more time! uh Oh, Nick's throwing big. Here it comes. Yo, French. Yo, French. Oh. Hold up. USA versus Columbia right now. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. I'm gonna get him. Oh my god. That was a nice one. You just threw away so much money, like don't do that. Why did you do that? I mean, I got the lower one. I'll say it's not winning any day. Do not throw the ball the right way down. Just keep it in the middle. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna throw it. I'm gonna throw it. You're not going to throw it. I'm gonna throw it. Oh my god. I'm gonna throw it. I will call the reds down to the middle. I will tilt you. I will tilt you! I will tilt the beast. I will lift you. I will lift you. I will kill you. I will tear you. I will tear you. Later, Alexa Panama! Love you, buddy! On the flip-flop. What the fridge! Magneto. Completo. Yes. Playing World Cup while the World Cup is on. That's a thing. Yeah, the thing that went tonight. The World Cup is actually on right now. That's hilarious. I'm in love with that idea. Can you go in the freaking hole, dude? Not that hole. I'll kill you. The crowd is waiting in anticipation. Canada. Jeb... Jeb-a-loonie. Jack, when you were in grade school in Canada, did they make you sing in French? Oh, Canada, our home and native land... Yes, in English, unfortunately. But not in French. They made us sing it in French. What is it in French? Our home is strong and French. Guys, you want to know what my favorite cell dressing is? French dressing. It's red, sometimes orange, and it's freaking delicious. It's sweet. Sweet. Thick and small. Not unlike myself. Oh, my God. Get out of here. Hubba hubba. Hubba hubba. Thick and sweet. Just like my girl here. You got the word. Oh, yeah. Isn't it also called, like, Catalina? Sometimes. Yeah. But, no, Catalina's not as sweet. This has been Salad Dressings with Jack. Thank you. Hold on. What were you guys talking about? Oh, my God! So good. Ooh! It smells like cologne. We have cologne. Woo! Uh-oh! That hurt. Pew, pew, pew, pew! Oh, gee, Doug, look at you. I'm sorry, Dad. There's the last one. Nice. Not good. Catch it, Internet. Catch it, Internet. Because the fourth round that is not a big deal. That is not a big deal. French dressing is not the culture of France. I love French dressing. French dressing is funny and other stuff. It's like sugar. Not in France though. No, French dressing in France is interesting. Oh, yeah, yeah. I play American soccer in America. Canadian bacon in Canada is just can. Canadian bacon in Canada is just can. I love it. Canadian? That thing. My favorite pizza, Canadian bacon and sauerkraut. You'll get it. That or pineapple with sardiniera. I love sardiniera. You can't hate sardiniera. Guys, this is the last game, so I get some fricking slippers up for a pinball, and Monday, Don't freaking, uh, don't, don't Garfield me right now, Internet. Let's go. Mondays are great. Get some fluffers up. Mondays are great because I'm finally the boy you get to go out. I think we got the soapbox stuck somewhere else. Get it, get it back to work, you know what I'm saying? Oh, what has he done? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I think that's the winner of my new favorite daycare parade. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yes, ma'am! Pass your stick. Ooh, wait, I think I heard you. Yes, ma'am, I heard you. Oh, I love you, isn't it? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Take care. Oh, oh, oh, oh! Take care, everybody. Oh, wait! Sticky, icky, icky. Oh, that was lucky. Take it to the basement. Take it to the house. Walls? How many walls do I need to get to the terminal? You mean P? Oh, cities or gold? Gold is not related to anything really. And Germany is the final person in the Maltese. Los Angeles is the final city. Don't the gold count towards the Maltese? No. Crystal is severely unimpressed. Wow! I think this is just hot. But maybe it doesn't bring... Wow! The main phrase is... I think you can get it out there. I think if you get it out there, you can just like... You can just like... Yeah. ...or be a member of that group. Okay. They like... They like to play with it. They like to play with it. They like to play with it. Now he's got a repeating number 4. Get in there! I thought number 4 was just 70 million always. But you can't do that. Number 4 defeated. Nice timing for something that's automatic. Two more. Ostreolio. Ostreolio. Ostreolio. Cute. What, did I fart? Crabs? Did you see crabs? This is great. Oh, you didn't get credits. No! I blame Cornholio. Oh, my God! I got something. The hidden kibble. Hey Weapon, what's up buddy? Hi Weapon! Weapon! Weapon! Weapon! Weapon! Dude, I was saying this could be as weird as I came out with you, it's the furniture moving all over the place. I like a lot of magnets, you got furniture. Woo! Cool! You know, once you like start to get in the zone, you don't even see the furniture. I was just going to say in the last ball... I don't even remember seeing the post-it notes. Don't remember seeing them. They're just part of the game now. Alright, good bonus, good bonus. Mark Stinson. That's a lot. I gotta get my lock instantly locked. I didn't read it. Yeah, you've heard some of my songs. Then I gotta get my multiple balls off the balls. Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! No danger? Huh? No danger. I'm not killed anymore. Yes, danger. No. I'm not killed anymore. No danger. Can I get an eye open up? Can you open up? Smoke it up? Hashtag Team CrystalFan account says, Hey Crystal. Thank you. That is a really long username. Hello friends. I guess we can max it out. Yeah. And, you know, let's go. Let's go. Let's go, Megan. Let's go, Megan. Hello, Megan. I'm going to fight for Raccoon! Raccoon! Raccoon! What the? Raccoon! Raccoon! Raccoon! Raccoon! Raccoon! Alright, so the internet, the, uh, the beat free people screw up in certain lengths five times. They screw it up again? Wrong until, again? So we now have two shirts screwed up? Yep. They pretty much like reprinted the mess up. And I sent them like a detailed infographic of everything that is wrong. Can you hit number two on the ding dong thing there? So who won that jack, then who was third player? That was me. One, two, three. That was me. And one, two. And then who was second player? Crystal? All right, folks. Here are the standings. Crystal gained her first Internet stalker. Yep, it happens. Jack has 5, 10, 15, 17 points. 17? Joe has 7 points. Wow. Crystal has 6. And Nick has three, but he joined late. Not today. I'll take every point you give me. Nick joined late. Internet, thank you so much for coming. I love you. Love you. I'm in love with you. I think of loving you. And I will be loving you. Thanks to Crystal for coming out. Wearing her fancy dress. Shout out to Joe Saeed over here. Just slaying, slaying it. Nick Campbell, who showed up late. My man. Love you. My man. I'm Jack Danger. We do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Come back tomorrow, you know, and bring some beer because we're running out. And fruit snacks. And fruit snacks and cigarettes and bring your wallet because we love you and we can't do this without you. You're the dullest. You're the dullest. Hold on. Uh, guys, my mustache will be back soon. Eh, whatever. Do you have anything you want to say? Good night. Wait! I'm searching! Dear Bugwump, Um, you missed the stream. I'm sorry. Come back tomorrow, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. I won't take my shirt off, But I won't not take my shirt off. Do you hear the music? Oh, they definitely cannot. Yo, Lord Squeak, stop razzing me on that spoon, dog. Bye, Relax. Can you hear them? Talk to us. Can you see us? Talk about us. Talk about us. Can you feel it? They talk about butts. All the butts in I'm looking at butt. Wow. Fresh cut, huh? Yeah, someone's vacuuming upstairs. You can hear that, huh? We're also listening to EDM music. Like, club. Club. Club bangers. All right, guys. Good night. I love you. Bye. Is the box up? Yeah. Happy G'day! Yo! Isn't this a podcast? Yoooo! You're gonna go home and eat a taco? What does buddy mean? Like stretch buddy? If you got it. We don't play buddy without it being a member of the other sex. I have actually discovered this. No, I've never called her buddy. Nope, you've never called her buddy ever in my life. You've never called her buddy ever in my life. I might need to take this buddy and put him in groups because they call him...

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