# Day 5 of METALLICA Battle Week! Dec. 2014 - 1 / 2

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2014-12-29  
**Duration:** 120m 1s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nkd6malsGw

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## Analysis

Jack Danger hosts Day 5 of DeadFlip's Metallica Battle Week stream on a Friday evening following a studio holiday party. The stream features casual Metallica gameplay, discussion of modes and strategies, appearance by Mark Sheridan, and maintenance work on the machine including bulb replacements and playfield cleaning. Community members chat about pinball themes, licensing, and various game references.

### Key Claims

- [MEDIUM] Star Wars pinball license belongs to Stern Pinball — _Jack Danger mentions 'Sam Stern has the Star Wars license?' in conversation about future games_
- [HIGH] X-Files pinball machine exists and features a filing cabinet on the playfield — _Direct discussion: 'X-Files is definitely already a pinball machine' with detailed playfield mechanic description_
- [HIGH] The Sopranos pinball machine exists and was played at Club Foot venue — _Mark Sheridan states 'I played that at Club Foot' in direct conversation about HBO machines_
- [HIGH] Ben Heck attempted to create a Lost pinball machine but gave up on the project — _Jack Danger: 'Ben Heck did try making a lost pinball machine and he gave up on it'_
- [HIGH] Metallica pinball has a 'Crank It Up' mode that must be lit through collecting shots — _Detailed gameplay explanation of mode mechanics during stream play_

### Notable Quotes

> "Life's too short to get sad over stuff."
> — **Jack Danger**, Early in stream
> _Opening philosophy statement setting tone for casual, fun stream_

> "That is so dumb. Like, to hit 5 million on a couple of those modes are like 4 shots."
> — **Jack Danger**, During Metallica gameplay
> _Critical commentary on game balance/design of Metallica mode payouts_

> "This is what Twitch, you know, this is what really brings in... This is behind the scenes here, folks."
> — **Jack Danger**, During bulb replacement segment
> _Meta-commentary on stream content authenticity and audience engagement_

> "Ben Heck did try making a lost pinball machine and he gave up on it."
> — **Jack Danger**, Mid-stream discussion
> _Confirms abandoned homebrew project attempt for Lost IP_

> "I am pinball."
> — **Mark Sheridan**, During gameplay discussion
> _Casual observation about becoming immersed in pinball gameplay_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Host of DeadFlip Twitch stream, pinball content creator, Stern pinball designer, playing Metallica and discussing game design |
| Mark Sheridan | person | Guest on DeadFlip stream, pinball player attending holiday party and stream session, mentioned as visiting from Texas |
| Nick George Campbell | person | DeadFlip co-host/team member, mentioned as being in another room during stream, involved in bathroom cleanup duty from holiday party |
| Metallica | game | Stern pinball machine being played during Battle Week stream series, focus of gameplay and mode discussion |
| DeadFlip | organization | Twitch streaming channel and studio hosting the weekly Friday pinball streams, site of holiday party mentioned in stream |
| X-Files | game | Existing pinball machine featuring filing cabinet mechanic, discussed as example of licensed IP implementation |
| The Sopranos | game | HBO-licensed pinball machine featuring strippers, poles, talking fish, and yacht playfield elements, previously played by Mark Sheridan at Club Foot |
| Ben Heck | person | Pinball enthusiast/designer who attempted to create a Lost-themed pinball machine but abandoned the project |
| Club Foot | organization | Pinball/arcade venue where Mark Sheridan played The Sopranos; venue has since closed (RIP mentioned) |
| Stern Pinball | company | Implied manufacturer of Star Wars pinball license based on conversation context |
| Richie | person | Holiday party attendee who was present at DeadFlip studio and participated in Metallica gameplay during party |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Metallica pinball game modes and rules strategy, DeadFlip stream production and holiday party recap
- **Secondary:** Licensed pinball IP (Star Wars, X-Files, Sopranos, Lost, Breaking Bad, Mad Men), Pinball machine maintenance and repair (bulb replacement, playfield cleaning)
- **Mentioned:** Homebrew/custom pinball projects, Pinball venue culture and history (Club Foot), Twitch partnership and streaming strategy

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.75) — Stream has a relaxed, fun post-party atmosphere. Jack is slightly hungover but maintains enthusiasm for Metallica gameplay and community interaction. Some frustration with game balance (5 million payout) and mechanical issues (snake shot inconsistency), but overall celebratory mood. Community engagement positive. Minor criticism of past game design choices (X-Files filing cabinet).

### Signals

- **[event_signal]** DeadFlip hosted a major holiday party with 50+ guests, free-play machines, and photo booth; deliberately used free play to introduce non-pinball players to the hobby (confidence: high) — Jack: 'we had like maybe 50 people here drinking and screaming... Just set them all on free play and let people run loose. It was a really great time.'
- **[community_signal]** DeadFlip commits to maintaining machines on stream; has previously fixed AC/DC Premium lower playfield issues and Hotshot on stream with audience viewing (confidence: high) — Jack: 'Occasionally when the games break down on stream, we repair them on stream... when we have our friend Gavin in to fix the games, maybe we'll fire up the stream and people can watch'
- **[design_philosophy]** Metallica mode payout balance criticism: 5 million reward requires only 2-4 shots to complete, making it too easy and cheapening score progression (confidence: high) — Jack: 'That seems really dumb... Like, to hit 5 million on a couple of those modes are like 4 shots. If that. On some modes, it's like 2 shots.'
- **[licensing_signal]** Discussion of various potential pinball themes: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Mad Max, wire/HBO shows, all suggesting licensing as key constraint on future releases (confidence: medium) — Conversation: 'What would you folks like to see as the new Sam Stern? I'm sure it's going to be a licensed game...'
- **[community_signal]** Mark Sheridan visiting DeadFlip studio from Texas for gameplay session and tournament preparation (returning Monday) (confidence: high) — Mark: 'I go back to Texas on Monday, so super stoked to get some deadflip time in'
- **[product_concern]** Metallica snake shot mechanical issue: bracket holding scoop is loose, causing inconsistent ball routing to left flipper instead of reliably going to left flipper (confidence: high) — Jack: 'What's wrong with this snake is I think the bracket holding the scoop into place... It's shooting the ball in varying places instead of consistently to the left flipper... shooting as far as straight to the left out lane.'

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## Transcript

 Thank you. Player one. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go. not going to hurt anybody. I would like to know, though. That'd be great. Did you get partnered with Twitch? Ooh, that'd be nice. He emailed him and asked very nicely. Oh, okay. Uh, crap, I forgot my phone. Give me one second. All right. So, as long as you're alive, that's all that matters. Just enjoy life. Life's too short to get sad over stuff. Jaded, we keep a certain schedule. Absolutely. Five o'clock every day. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip. Today is the last day of our second time around for Metallica. Today is a very quiet day here at the studio because last night we had a raging holiday party. I was dying from allergies. Everyone was drinking too much. It was a lot of fun. But everyone's a little hungover, so we're going to keep it a little quiet and just explain what we're doing nice and easy. Nothing too crazy. We need to... Everyone beg Twitch to partner with us. That'd be rad. Folks, I can't thank you enough for coming. It's awesome that you guys show up here every day to watch us play. It's been a blast doing this. And we're going to just keep cranking along. I think the voting list for next week I will put up later today. And then you can vote throughout the weekend. super bad to know. It wasn't salt allergies, that's for sure. I think it was the suit I was wearing. It might have had something on it. It was like killing me. Is the professor going to make an appearance? Oh, man. Yeah, it was, yesterday was intense. There was the allergy problem. We had like maybe 50 people here drinking and screaming and someone messed up our bathroom. It was interesting. It was interesting. What do we got here? Ooh, okay. Mark Sheridan will be joining us, I think, at 6 o'clock. Nick Campbell's in the other room. He'll be joining us shortly. I'm Jack Danger. Good to see you folks again. And I guess I'm just going to get in and start playing a practice game while we wait for people to show up. So let's get this kicked off. Yeah, okay, let me explain something on that bathroom situation. I was in my suit, dying of allergies, and Nick and I were locked in that bathroom trying to cure someone else's freaking problem that they had in there. And we were in there for like 45 minutes. My hands are still raw from plunging. It was disgusting. And then all morning, or all mid-afternoon, we were just bleaching everything. It was terrible. It was one of the grossest things I've ever seen. Pinball 24-7. Pinball 24-7. Is that you, buddy? Is that a... Hold on. I don't have a computer screwing up. Dallas, thanks for coming. Yeah, pinball is it. Is that Mark? Is that Mark? Are you Mark? Thank you, Mark. Yeah! Yeah, Jeff, it was terrible. But we had an awesome photo booth set up here for everyone to take photos, so I'm going to be posting those on my company's website, but if we find any good ones of Nick and the other guys that play pinball, because Richie was here and stuff, we'll make those available. It was a pretty good time. People that normally don't play pinball were just tearing it up here. Just set them all on free play and let people run loose. It was a really great time. Mark Steinman in the flesh. Thanks for coming, Mark. All right, well, like I said, I'm going to get a practice game in, and then Nick will be joining us shortly, and then Mark Sheridan will be showing up, like I said, at 6 to help kick things off. The big knot. Ah, you son of a gun. Wait, didn't you trick us into thinking you were Bowen the other day, too? I'm so confused. There's an Instagram dance clip? Not found. Jaded, yes, actually I'm glad that that's now taken I think I might grab that and turn that into something that's not a bad idea Hog, thanks for coming it's been a while yeah, I'm sure no one would have played pinball if they were all on pay to play yeah I mean, that's the best way to get people into the sport that don't play pinball is to let them clap at it for a while and discover if there is any interest there. But if you pay and then you start playing really bad, which a lot of beginners do, it sort of takes them out of it for a little bit. All right. Enough yapping, more flapping. Yeah. Dog, do not fail physics, brother. Physics is too important. Are we talking college physics? Because I can see that being pretty difficult. Oh, that's awesome, Jada. You need someone that owns a pinball store? the old up and over never gets old never gets old so I oh wait pinball who the hell is pinball247 you sure knew how to spell Mark Steinman's last name pretty well All right. I'm getting a little fed up with that left out line. You know, that's true. I'm sure the stuff that's being learned in junior high right now is probably the stuff that I was learning in, like, late high school. Because I look at... Laura, that young lady that was here last night, and she's been on the show once or twice. She's a third grade teacher. And when I see the stuff that she's teaching kids in third grade, holy crap. It is hard. Terry, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, man. So, I had two really crappy first balls, and we're just going to see what we can do with this last ball here. Remember, you've got to hit the picks, get it, and sneak. That's your out of ball, and your two-eyed opponent's leg yield. Okay, one more, one more. One more bit. Here we go. Oh man, what is up? That was terrible. Well, since Greg Marker is open, I guess we'll shoot for that. Nice pink drink. Yeah, I'm out of... Like I said, we had a pretty raging party last night, so I'm a little hungover. I'm drinking a... Was it pink lemonade? Taking it a little easy tonight. Two more shots. Back up, baby. Give him more time. Super Panda, we did not fix the snake. Unless Nick fixed it on stream the other day, I don't think the snake was fixed. We could probably fix that today. Who knows? All right. Let's see. I'm tired of doing this. I'm going to work on cough and multiball here. Just something a little different than just shooting for Sparky over and over again. Just saves. It's alright. It's alright. Apologize to the game. Apologize to the game. What's wrong with this snake is I think the bracket holding the scoop into place that launches the ball back out. I think that's a little loose so we have to tighten it up because it's shooting the ball in varying places instead of consistently to the left flipper. Like, it was shooting as far as straight to the left out lane. It was pretty ridiculous. Alright, coughing. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's lock one. That's lock one, alright. That's a dangerous shot. Pinball repair screen. Brad, get over here and work on some stuff, man. You're more than welcome to. we could dedicate a day to you just fixing your pins, hell yeah, not that there's anything wrong with them, I mean, Roto, what do you got to fix, like, the diverter, and, uh, replace the batteries. You got a BSV for $300? Huh. Tom.com. Actually, the snake on... Wait, you can lower the jaw? Oh, interesting. Oh, that was too clean. Too clean. Alright, was that lock too? Oh no, that was just progress towards crank it up. Yeah man, Bram Stoker's Dracula, anyway, BSD is a pretty hot game. It's one of the most played games when we have guests over. When we're done streaming, they all run over to that game and start playing it. Alright, so lock is lit. There's my second lock. Okay. Oh, I'm on ball three. What a waste. I already have to hit this thing like a million times. So what I'm going to do If we Zwerver, what's up buddy? If we light up And get Casket Multiball going Then we can bring Sparky into it I believe 25, wait, are you kidding me? 25 hits? This is a little ridiculous. Actually, hold on, let me, can you see this in the intro? Five gray markers, four electric chair, one coffin hit, lights locked. What? Really? Oh, okay. And Sparky's pretty much ready. And there's Koffin multiball. Alright, cool. Now let's focus on getting Sparky brought in here. There it is. Two multiballs, folks. We have Koffin and Sparky running at the same time. Same thing, get the pick. Alright. Oh come on, get in that snake. There we go. And not only do we have two Mopi Balls going, but we also have two Explosives. Oh, you son of a gun. Live. Oh, cool, that worked out pretty well. Now I know the process. Gosh, meah. Man, I kind of wish this was in ball three. Thanks, bud. Just intrude a stupid butthole form to the left alley. That's not a video of an adult version of the Elvira table on YouTube. What? What? What the hell is that? Just her boobs are out. Okay. Alright, so we did the coffin, which worked out and brought Sparky into that. Let's try the mode where you light up and finish every single shot on the table. That didn't go well. Yeah, that's all booze. That is so weird. This isn't going well. We may have to do this again. Yeah, that closed too, if I'm not mistaken. Come on. Baby flip. Nope, that wasn't such a baby flip. Let it go. That game was doomed from the start. Three million. Your score really changes depending on how you think about where your points are going to come from. Yeah, it's a little cheesy. I'd stick with the original, too. Okay. So, the right ramp is lit, so if we hit Sparky, that'll put a Sparky shot in front of him. Now if we hit the grave marker, it'll give it a grave marker. But also, it will change the shot because the grave marker is also a shot. Oh, I missed. Hmm, do I try to hit that shot again? There we go. Sunbeam biscuit. Sounds like a kid. Again! Sunbeam biscuit, sunbeam biscuit. Okay, so now we need a snake. Not going well. Grab. I like the backhand. Oh my God, this is not going in. Let's make it. Man, truly, if I overthink shots, I just can't hit it. It's crazy. Take some points. Just try to make, like, maybe seven seconds. Where is it? My god. I'm hitting everything but. Wow, that was a little creepy there. Alright, so I collected all shots of that shot, and if I hit it again, it lights up the coffin to lock it into place. You know, occasionally when the games break down on stream, we repair them on stream. We haven't had that problem lately. When we streamed ACDC, we were having a lower playfield problem that we fixed. One of the targets was pinned up against a plastic... I don't even know what it was, but we tried it back into place and fixed a bulb or two, I think. What else did we fix? I think we did some work on Hotshot, too. Um, but, uh, when we have our friend Gavin in to, like, fix the games, maybe we'll fire up the stream and people can watch and fix it. That might be cool. That might be pretty cool. The service that we do on the games, um, is minimal, like, rubbers and stuff like that. Oh, God, I just wasted all that work. Yeah, we fixed it. Yeah. Ms. Pinball 247. Not Mrs. It's Ms. Good enough. Hell yeah. Okay, now we need to hit the ramp again to light it back up. I'm not going to backhand it. Osric1847, thanks for coming. Instead of trying to load this up right now, I'm just shooting for stuff I don't normally play with. And it wasn't panning out so high. Higgy, higgy, higgy. There we go. I smell trouble. Someone's counting down their bonus. Um, I did a, oh, they just spilled beer all over the floor. Miz misses all the same. Oh, there's a difference. Alright, Sparky? So Sparky's shot should get that ramp glowing. Oh, Sparky's ready too. So we're going to hit that ramp again, then hit the coffin. Beautiful. Now, what has the progress so far. We'll try the right ramp this time. Wait, I think you can build progress to these shots during a multiball, so we're going to bring Sparky in first. Oh, I didn't say miss, I said miz. Miz. Alright, cool, so that's it. Mars is lit. I'm sure they're saying Mars, but I like to think... ...to the sky. Alright, there it was. Alright, there it was. So it's about, it feels like it's 75% down the clipper while it's going. Let's get all the snakes I need. Get a graze marker. Oh, I love you, I love you. Stay. Yep. Huh? What light? It's brightening up the D&D and stuff. But yeah, right now it's just on, it's not touching the face, that's for sure. All right, so that light is done. The right loop is finished. Let's go for a grade marker. Fraulein. Oh, Frau means married and Fraulein means... Okay. Yo, German, right? Oh I like that noise Yep but that not what I shooting for Let me retire. Let me retire. So let me retire. Okay, it's deflect. So now the right loop is ready Oh lady justice was lit everything's going right please Does it could be good good go that was a solid burst You're supposed to feel that? It like, shook the game. That's awesome. Prowl is married and at the same time needs... it's just a woman. Oh, interesting. Do you know that? Prowl, can I? I didn't know that. Prowl, here. That's it. Now actually, that was a moderate amount of points for not actually trying to shoot for anything important. What I was doing was trying to light up all the shots. Oh, each one? Yeah, because what mode is that? Fade to black, maybe? Look at it. Nope. It might be seek and destroy. It might be seek and destroy. Yeah. Because it's like a cannonball. It's like a cannonball and stuff. Yeah. Well, let's try seek. All right, I'll try it with it. What does it mean? Pinball 247 2.0. What does it mean? I'll go for seek with it. Yeah? All right. We're just going to try for seek and destroy on this, folks. That's just lighting up all the shots for each of these main shots here, as in getting the Sparky, the Snake, and the Grave Marker locked in for that shot. Once you do that for every single shot, it starts a mode. That means you can go for that super skill. Yep. The bounce over and then get it. Yeah. And there is a way to completely light one shot right away. It's with the super skill shot. When you shoot it, the left lane will be blinking as if you collected everything. And if you can properly loop past the ball over and then shoot it, it's as if you hit every one of those shots. So you just hit the coffin and you've collected that entire shot. Works out pretty well. I'm saying the word shot a lot. Shot. Take a shot. Shot. Every time you say shot, take a shot. Take a shot. Uh, payment plan. Yeah, there is a struck pinball machine, and that machine is also an exact replica of Family Guy. So you've also played Family Guy pinball. Ooh, light. Light. I'm going to play Sad But True, because I'm sad. Sad But True! Well, I missed it. Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeah! You're good at that. Uh oh. I already had a few shots. Have more. I will drink whatever's here. Sir Meow's a lot. I'm drinking ice cubes. Is that a plus? No, God, there is no alcohol in my body right now. Actually, I'm sure there is. It's just leftover from yesterday. That was a lot of drinking. That was a lot of drinking. I think the point is Lower alcohol, it had a little bit of juice in it. Okay, now I need a snake. It's sort of, like, in my eyeball. Yeah. Oh, well, I shouldn't have looked at it. I'm an asshole. Oh man, Taxi. We played Taxi the other day at Brixie's. It's a bar in Brookfield, Nancy Park. Shit, I looked at that floodlight and now I can't see anything. Sad Patrol! Sad Patrol! Oh, he is Sad Patrol. Yeah, isn't that what he sings? Pinball! Alright. Let's go, uh, let's get the, um, super skill. Let's light them all up. Oh, yeah. Oh, he nails it. That's exactly what you want to do. That was perfect. So it's lit now. If I just do one more shot, I can do it. So now that red arrow means that one's lit. So before I hit any of my major shots, I want to light another one to start going. So I'm going to try the ramp. Oh, what's going on in D? I don't know. I got one. There's definitely elk... Yeah, don't catch my allergies, holy crap. That was terrible. Alright, let's try the elk with calves again. I am shooting early? Yeah, I'm shooting early. Alright, well, we're going to do this over the school. Alright, now I need a snake and a sparky. There's a sparky. There's a top one. Right? They're called top ones? Top ones. Snake, can you backhand the snake? God, not clean. Well, the good thing about snake is it's a little random when it gives it to you. It lights up a couple of shots instead of just one. It will light up usually the one that you have lit and then the two next to it. There's, I think, now a two. Dude, I found another shot I'm not good at. Snake? Yes. So you can see it gave him the one that was lit plus the two next to it. Now, to actually lock that shot in, I have to hit grave marker one more time, but that's also going to light my multiball up. Mark, you also get progress to all of these during multiball. During multiball, yeah. Probably three minutes. I think the best strategy, yes, and then hit the coffin to lock that shot in. Yo, I love nachos. multiball. Typically at a tournament, Nick and I will go have nachos in a sand cooler. Alright, so I need, we'll get that pig while we're goofing around here. Or I'm just gonna keep, there we go. Remember when he swore at me the other day? What? He said Jack effing Pot. Remember that shit? Oh, I did that when you get back to work. Before I could do that. Cool! Cool! Yeah. Wasn't so cool. Clean. I tried. I tried. Didn't work. Okay, so we didn't really do anything. I spent a lot of time trying to get that pick in the snake. So let's work on some harder stuff here. There's that. We need his party. Alright, then we gotta hit the shot. A-hoo! You know that was great. Okay, that's all good. That was like, magma flip. Oh god, that is the dirtiest beat dude. So that's my two left shots. It looks like my right loop, if I hit that and hit a grave marker, that shot will be ready. So let's try to shoot for that. Alright, so you got three of them? I think I only got two. I got one from that skill shot. Good news is, now my skill shot is lacrosse, which is easier. across. So, let's see if we can do that one. Got it. Whoa. Just got to hit the cross again. And then, didn't get it. Listen, we'll get there. Didn't get it, bud. That was, that That's smart. Wait, was that cup on there? There was a cup on there? I have like a key on the cup. Yo, don't put cups on pinball machines, man. That's a big one. No, no, no. We have a couple of them, but I think that's pretty tough. That was weird. The magnet just sort of gave up on him. Alright, I don't know what ones I need, but there could be two of them there. I hope I didn't just do that right out of the gate. Oh, looks like you guys are too on the ready. One more. We can do it. Got it. Got it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh, there you go. Oh, you gotta crank it up! Well cranking up comes easier once you start finishing the shot like that. So if I get a sparky now... crap, I think I screwed my shot order. So we need a sparky. Uh, my hand slipped. That's fine. So now the right ramp is ready. Oh, boy. So that's the right ramp. You need that right one. The right loop? Yeah. Shit. Please just love each other. Everyone. Everyone. Everyone. Well, it's me going in. Is there a smell subject over there? There we go. You think he said what that smell like if the electric was in? I didn't want that. Now look at this. You can select five million, too. Oh, I didn't know that. You want to see what it does? I don't know. I mean, it'll probably just give you five million. Are you sure? I don't know. Oh, it just gave me five million. Even 5 million? That's so dumb. Like, to hit 5 million on a couple of those modes are like 4 shots. If that. If that. On some modes, it's like 2 shots. Well, I can't tell what shots... I can't tell what the ball takes. Like, it takes 5 million. Unless all you need is 5 million to win it. But even then, even then, unless you're afraid of stilting or something... Wow, that seems pretty dumb. So all I need is the left ramp and I'm ready. Yeah. Cool, light it up. Motherfucker. The old explain away. Was that Paul P? We all know what you're doing. Was that Paul P? Might be. Oh my god, so dumb. Alright, gotta get my crosses. Oh no. Oh no. Disaster. Gotta go the old fashioned way, folks. Oh, no. Oh no. Oh no. Disaster. Gotta go the old fashioned way, folks. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Disaster. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Man, that was one shot. That's dirty. Dirty. Do you want to tighten that up real quick? It's actually needfully loose. Oh, it does? Yeah. It's not a tightened thing, I guess. Oh. Yo. What? That's on the inside. What? That tight. Oh, is that like the inside of the... Oh, is that like weird... Slushing mud? What is that? Alright, I'm going to try again, folks. Pinball 24-7. Metallica is the... I'm finding if you just change the way you play the game, you'll learn that there's a lot of ways to make points on this game, instead of your typical just shooting through the multiballs. all. Because if you can really dial in those ramps, you know, ranks, ranks combos back and forth all day including the end of the line shot, that's like three million every time you combo. Maybe, maybe two million. Shit. Shit. Oh, bullshit. What? Bullshit. Yeah, the rules are interesting on this. So if you shoot all the major shots, the grave markers, Sparky, the coffin, and Snake, enough to light all four of these little lights here, crank it up, lights up, shoot it and crank it up. You pick one of the modes. It'll tell you what to shoot for. You get a little ball save at the beginning. Yeah, hey, why don't we, after the game, replace that GI? Okay. They're asking if it's a ball save. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know what folks, we'll replace some of the lights really quick because there's a lot of GI out right here. There's three out at least I can see. One, two, yep, three. I don't know if there's another one. There's a bulb actually not even standing. Oh, there's not one in there. There's a hole there. Okay, well we'll fix those. Yeah, we'll put some new lights in. You fridge. Okay, what are we shooting for here? Hey, Michael. I saw what you did. All right. Oh, shit. That was a high dive. Yeah, no kidding. That was it. A little high dive action. Okay, now I've got to hit that shot one more time, then to the car. It just saves the trouble of having to hit all those shots. All right. Actually hit the coffin a little bit. Let's see if I can basically flip this over. Nope. Alright, now we want to hit the coffin. Cute fucking chick head. Tell me about kids. Alright, we're doing really good here. There is no announcement of what the next turn is after Walking Dead. I heard it's Michael Jackson. Thriller pinball. It's all flippers. Yo, are these scores up? Yo, my man. We are really good right now. Life in catch-ups, John. Snake. Snake one. The copper is very very... Please! Oh! Wait, we have to hit the grave marker one more time and they collect the copper. Oh! Oh God. Whoa! Let's go! Let's go! Well, the remake of Medieval Madness isn't Stern. It's only being produced as Stern. They're just using Stern's facility to create games. Quit that. Okay, well, go get some bowls. What would you folks like to see as the new Stern? I'm sure it's going to be a licensed game, but I wonder what that would be. Alright, now to officially lock the shot in if I can get the ball. There we go. So now the shot bars. Hell yeah! Thank you Monopoly! That was a kick ass shot! So there's the sparky shot for... Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Dude I thought that was out and that's when I looked at it and then I turned around... I just shook the life out of that dude. And it's back! Master... Lightbulbs! Lightbulbs everybody. So now we need to drain... Perfect, exactly what I needed, because Nick here... Uh, do you have a T-shirt? Uh... GI bulbs, folks. For incandescent bulbs. We're not going to put LEDs for the GI. Stern has the Star Wars license? taste in you. No one wants a Star Wars. You know Mad Max would make a cool pinball machine. Should we straighten this out? No, it's straight. Well, I mean, we could slide it into a place and I'll adjust the cameras accordingly. It looks like we can find out which way we shake you. X-Files is definitely already a pinball machine. X-Files? Oh, yeah. It's got a big filing cabinet on the play field. Is a filing cabinet a major part of the show? It's X-Files. But is it? Well, it's like the crane in Batman. That means nothing. They just made it up. They didn't actually watch the show. They just thought X-Files was a filing cabinet and it just kind of stopped there. Well, I bet that there is a filing cabinet somewhere in the show. Do you have glass clear? I don't know. Maybe. Flame and happily. Flame and happily. Can you see if there's a glass clear? Yep. We're going to clean that up. Alright we got some GI. It's kind of hard to see. They're under here but there's the bulb. And it's just kind of a clear bulb. It's got the little wires on it. And you find And you find a mapping one. And you see how dark it is down here. And then we'll compare it once we get this going here. There we go. Alright, there's one. There's one. I'm looking, I don't see any. You like an all purpose cleaner will work too. Like a Snorlax wipe? No. You don't know? Just like an all purpose. We literally have nothing that's free. Two more here. On the right. There we go. Get a little brighter so you can see it. A little hard to get in here but... That's alright. Is there bulb replacement going on? Yeah we got some GI. These three GI we're out. I just had to put it back together. Pretty easy fix there. Just checking to see if there's any other ones while we're in. Good ski buddy. There is one. Motherfucker. Ice dream. I'm going to see if I can get in here. It might be a little tough with all this stuff going on, but there's one more out. Now, these are incandescent balls. A lot of the new games are all LED now. Did I say nothing? We have everything. What do got. Windex. That's what I need. Yo, would you mind spraying and wiping that down? Spraying it in, wiping it in. I found another one. I found another one that took six. Another one that helped. This one raps. Yeah, oh my man. Oh my man. I personally can't see. That's Mark Sheridan, everybody. Hey Mark. Hey Mark, what's going on Mark? Glad to be here, y'all. Seriously. I go back to Texas on Monday, so super stoked to get some death foot time in. I probably could just take this plastic off the internet and it would be a little easier. And you would be able to see what you would make of it. You know what, you only live once man. I won't say what that anagram is, but... What? You only live once man. Yeah, playing last night I lit, what's the... Crank it up? Crank it up. Yeah. Never done that before. Oh hell yeah. Then I drank it. That's usually how your first crank it up goes. Yeah. Just sort of where the hell did this come from scenario. I love it. How did your porch collapse? Oh, that's Richie. Oh, hi Richie. I mean, not to give away his secret identity. Yeah, well, I was fine. He was the one who was like, yo, you got it lit up. And I was like, holy Toledo, holy Toledo. And then you played it like dust in the wind. That's when you knew. Yeah. Pinball is your life. I am pinball. Yeah, when you're almost there and then you screw it up. That's when you know. And then you play another game. Shit, that looks good. I guess they do. What are you even looking at? Glass cleaner, ladies. The wire pinball would be amazing. Oh, yeah, wire would be interesting. HBO, I could see you being down for that. Are there any HBO machines out there? Yeah, Sopranos. Right. I played that at Club Foot. Yep. Rest in peace. RIP clubfoot. Man, that sucks. Yeah. But it was really fun. I like the strippers on the pole. It's got the talking fish. You got the space that you got to crack open. There's the yacht that you're having sex on. Yeah. Well, because I was at clubfoot, I was wasted. So I was just hitting balls at strippers. Just hitting balls at strippers. Yep. Strippers and boats. What's up, internet? People at it up? Strippers and boats. Oh Nick, where are the G's at? All right. I can clean all these. Okay. Oh, God. Riveting stuff. Listen, man. This is good internet right here. Yeah. This is good internet. The one in this, this is what Twitch, you know, this is what really brings in the... This is behind the scenes here, folks. This is really what Breaking Bad affords, yeah. Breaking Bad would be pretty rad, that's cool. For pinball machines for all the AMC shows. Yeah, no shit. Mad Men. Mad Men. Oh, Mad Men? Yeah, Mad Men's still on, that's a possibility. I wouldn't see them doing a Breaking Bad one just because that's off the air now. Yeah. Not that they haven't made games for shows that have been off the air, but, you know, like a lost pinball machine would have been incredible. Who was doing the lost? The dude who did Bill Paxton's machine. He was making the lost. Yeah, so Ben Heck did try making a lost pinball machine and he gave up on it. Wow. What about the Edison versus Tesla? You ever heard of that? No. That was in the interview. It was in that little zine. Drop Target Zine. Oh, dude, Drop Target Zine. Get it online. Yep. Something. Still looking for balls, folks. Uh, Flasher is back there, that looks good. Alright, I think we're good. Drop the target, Zane! Drop the target, Zane! While we're in here, we're making games. Even harder, I think. Wait, just so you know, didn't we have songs for these songs, like, Lock, Drill, and the Bucket, or some shit like that, that we were geeking out about? Lock, Drill! Lock, Drill! Dude, was Dean Nerd at the release party for this? Alright, I don't need to clean the door. Why don't you take the... I like the privacy screen. But you could get a frosted piece of glass. Com.com, I have in fact heard that before and I will hear it until I cut my hair. And then when I grow my hair out, you know, I'll hear it again. But, uh, yeah. Over you the dogo, I am he. I am that guy. Actually at a really horrible bar in LA, I had an older dude go, not you look like the guy from Dazed and Confused, but are you the guy? Are you? And I was like, yeah. And he's like, dude, you look really great when you're in it. And I'm like, well, you know, I'm gluten-free. You know, I don't drink. Smoke every day, man. It preserves you. Oh, is he going to wax this thing, too? Is that a... He's going to clean it. Which means this game is going to be 900 times faster. Cool. You're going to wax it? A little bit. Oh, baby. I just see how gross it is in there. This looks grody, unless that's the design. That might be the design. I'm not quite sure yet would. But ever since Gavin said I could use a little bit of number two on here first. I'm getting real excited about that. That volley is going to just freaking explode. Yeah, well this is where it gets the dirtiest, obviously. Oh, it wasn't part of the design. Holy shit. Look at that shine. Wow, look at that. Look at the difference on that, folks. I'm sorry we don't have an HD camera on this thing. It is crazy. Oh, wow. Right there. Just pitch black. That's all a machine does. You could see it. This all comes from rubber, from the electric, from the wires. Just dust and grime and bullshit. That's crazy. Wow. Watch the coffin, actually. If you guys could see the coffin, the big coffin light right there, how kind of nasty it is. Just do half of it. Do the bottom half to show the kids. I will. That's a good idea. Before and after. Oh my god, dude, this game is brand new again. Wow, dude. Right there, just that little bit. Holy moly! Call now and we'll supply you with two bottles of Novus No. 2. Holy barb. That's not all. That's gross, y'all. You get a sham while with that? Yeah, right? Alright let me just do the bottom half of the box Oh my gosh That crazy Can you see that line Hold on Can you guys see that on the internet Yeah dude look at this Look over here man this is ridiculous Well, this might make the game a little harder for us for the rest of it. This is gonna make the game ridiculously fast, folks, because we're just straight up waxing the table. Yeah, man, look at the feed for the coffin here. Let's see. That is gross. So disgusting. I'm going to leave that there. So you get this stuff Novus. I guess it's a plastic cleaner. And there's different flavors of it. There's three, two, and one. Three is very coarse, I guess it's more sand papery. Actually they all kind of go in order. Then two is a little bit cleaner, you could use it on the board itself, on the plate peels. And then one is really, really mild, it's been explained to me like more like Windex or something like that. Just like a basic cleanup. The number two has a little bit of grit. Yeah, the two has got enough grit to really pull this junk up and out. But not enough to rip up the art. Right, so the less black everything is, I'm going to finally clear that. The faster the ball is going to be. Like up around Sparky is going to be gnarly. Yeah, Sparky gets a lot of action. even his little converse again. That's how you know he's really cool. If he has really good little songs. Marie Kelly, seeing Nick clean is so hot. Oh, man. Yeah, I know. I should probably put this much effort into cleaning the apartment. Into the dishes. Blah, blah. Pay no attention. Yo, you just got called out. Pay no attention. Getting a little nasty. So these little micro, I don't know if they're microfiber. They're like little mesh things. Everything I know about pinball, I'm learning from just copying other people that show me how to do stuff. Gavin, well, Roper at Emporium uses a rag. But I think Gavin uses a rag too, doesn't he? Well, bar games I think you could be a little bit rougher on. These are for playing and collecting and swapping and swipping. I used to be very scared to open up and play with this stuff, but you got to remember this whole thing Interior wise is built for a heavy pretty heavy ball to get flung around a big steel ball Cruising at high speed at all this so it's pretty on Robust you know you can kind of hit stuff and maybe yeah I mean the size of the rails and stuff like that and you're not gonna really mess too much up although it is kind of scary to get in here and do all this stuff. Yeah, because you don't know what's going to happen. But the more you do it, the less you're messed up, the more you get a little kind of... Oh, man, pinball 247, eating nachos. All right. Killing me. All right. I'm going to eat a little bit more here. I got the inlanes. I got the inlanes. I got the outlanes. No, leave the outlanes, Jerry. Speed out lane. Speed out lane, baby. And I can actually feel there's like a little dust kind of thing happening to a lot of this grit. It's kind of getting kind of dusty, which I think is what that last, the Novus one really cleans up. Yeah. Oh, and you're going to apply that on next. Yeah, just a little bit. Yeah, like the tops of the plastics and stuff, I mean, or I think you're supposed to keep Novus off the plastics, I think. Novus is, from what I understand, it's all plastic. It's all made for that. This is anti-fog, anti-static, dust-repellent for all plastic surfacers. All right, last bit. Now, when I do the Novus One, it should be less dirty because we're supposed to pick it up for all the, for the last one. Look at that shine. Look at that shine. $12.99, folks. Buy it now. You can see it clean. Nothing on this side. Nothing on this side. All of a sudden, you're back in business. You want to play pinball? Fine. Everybody can do that. You want to play fast pinball? You want to play good pinball? You want to be an expert? Get the Nova system now. Call now. We've got operators standing by. We're going to take your orders here until we're out. And that's going to be at any time. So if you're thinking about it, might as well start to call now. As soon as this order is done, we're not going to be able to ship it. We're not going to be able to do it. We're not going to be able to shine like this. Does your pinball cleaner do this? I didn't think so. Your pinball cleaner? How about Christmas orders? Christmas orders? You're too fucking late. Get your shopping done. Donate to kids. Get you shopping done earlier, folks. Oh, man. Dude, like, there's no... What do you expect me to do? Clean, like, ship it to your house? There's a legit reflection on that play field. Man, this looks... Oh! Oh, open the coin door. You're going to break your finger. All right. Good. I didn't get almost any from all that. I do see a little bit right there. Obviously. That can hear a little. The spell out. hey you know you gotta practice my pitching if I if I lose my day job I gotta have something to do on the zombie apocalypse I mean go back to the Stully Stereo it's not it's not gonna be it's not gonna be fighting zombies I'll tell you that much I gotta get my my pitching process together still needs a little work alright folks cool okay goodnight thanks for coming yeah thanks for coming I appreciate it yeah that was I learned so much No sponsorship incoming This looks great Dude it looks beautiful honestly Okay Sorry about that I got a little carried away Sometimes when I pull off the glass I get a little carried away Cause I feel like While we're in here Let's do it you know I gotta say I thought that was part of the fucking design Because if you look at the Metallica The way that is Was the look that was on the coffin Nope It was just dirty You can put that on a glass Yeah I'll put it back Can I look over here Yeah Oh. Play Monopoly! Monopoly for free! Bleep bleep bop boop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop! Alright, don't touch either side of the glass. I just cleaned it. Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Yo. How does it look? Cleanest. Enest. Cleanest cleanest? Ding dong. Oh, this is the snap lock system? Yeah, I forgot you were- I hate these, man. I'm afraid I'm going to pinch my finger. Let's know if it's more pinball. Oh! We're ready. Holy farts. It's a brand new game. This ball is going to be lightning fast. It's going to be a little fast here. I'll test it. Here we go. Good luck. Just right into it. Let's get a fast one going. Oh, gosh, he's clean. Oh, man, it's too clean. Yeah, it's definitely too clean right now. I should get new balls. Oh, yeah. I heard that you don't want to leave the Stern Factory balls in because of, like, hidden garbage balls. Dude. Garbage balls? Yeah, you know, like, balls of garbage. That went so fast up there, it didn't rest through. The speed is real, folks. Yeah, that might clean up our stink issue. I'm not sure. Whoa! Too clean. Did you wax the flippers? That's not a thing, you ding-dong! I didn't wax a flipper. Who do you think I am? A flipper waxer? A dirty flipper waxer? Listen, you dirty flipper waxer. You can call me a flipper waxer. Here, no good dirty flipper whacking. Alright. Holy. I'm starting to play fast. No, the Monopoly pinball machine is kind of whatever. Hey, Monopoly! Uh, yeah, Monopoly's pretty fun. I don't know. I never really had a good game on it. I haven't heard... Nah, it's just kind of a game. Just sort of whatever. Some people really like it. Wheel of Fortune is a game that just started whatever, but Toy Morris considers it to be his favorite. Oh boy. Wow. I think I need to play that game more. You know what's fun? Playing clean-ass pinball. That is fun. Look at that. Woo! Right on. Thanks for coming. Whoa, the feed! Cool. These are a little scary, so... I've been whacking my flippers wrong this whole time. A real pro takes their flippers off and dumps it in lubricant. All right. Good start, fellas. Flipper whack. Boom. Boom. Whoa. That was a proper break. That was a super break. I hit that target at real hard. Real hard. Also while the ball is rolling around on me it's also taking up some of that wax. Oh baby. Did I wax the toe pop? No. We're clear. Yeah, it might be a little too clean. It's like leaping over and stuff. Yeah, it's kind of popping around. But like any pinball machine it'll dirty itself. Ah, diggy diggy dang. I want a beer that tastes like a La Croix. Is that... Is that... Radler. Yeah. Spiegel Radler? Spiegel. Wait for the... Oh, give me a break. I did that. Oh, thank you. Oh my lord. I thought you were going to jump over the graveyard and start again. I've just been really hopping around. Look at this. It's really flippy-dippy. It's really flippy-dippy. It's really flippy-dippy. It's really flippy-dippy. It's really flippy-dippy. It's really flippy-dippy. It's really flippy-dippy. Oh, you saved it! I saved it and I forgot to push in the other flipper. Oh, that bounce bounce. That bounce all day. Yeah, the speed is fun, it's just... It's going to take a minute to readjust. Yeah, we did this APD 2 maybe six months ago. Yeah, that moved shots for us. It was a big change. Uh-oh. That one moved it. That was a dream go. We'll see that one coming. That looked like five years between that hit. Oh, man. Whoa! Did you see that? You hit it too clean. I don't know man. I... You Viagra'd that shit. There's something hanging off of it. Oh there is. Did you break it? Maybe. Why would you use my young child eyes? Will you hit it? Will you like... Cause that's the second brick I've had. You like fractured the plastic. Or the sticker came off. Maybe, it's probably... Nailed it. Alright, let's smack it. Oh, my man! You mother... You just became two times harder. Alright. Alright, now that it bloomed, let's go for Seek and Destroy. Okay. Oh! Mark, you ready to turn the screen? Yeah, what is that? Wait, wait, you explained it. I cut a little bit in my cat, and you're cutting it out. Oh! Thank you everyone. You don't care. See how every maker's chop has the lights in front of them? Right. So, right now, his left ram is lit because he just hit it. Okay? Now what he wants to do is hit all the maker's chops, go light all the lights underneath that chop. the lights underneath that shot. So he hit cross already, so cross, now he wants to hit Sparky to get the Sparky to hit, and then the Snake. Then he needs to hit the shot one more time, and then hit the Coss in the steel. So he hits Sparky, a little weird, yeah. Sparky, I hit it. That's just for one. Right, that's just for one. Sparky, now he has to hit the Snake. Oh, you. And then after he hits the Snake, he has to hit the ramp one more time. Now I have to hit the actual shot. And then once he hits the ramp, the caution will start flashing if you hit it. That ramp is done, you don't ever have to do that for that ramp for any more of your boxes. And what you wanna do is do that for every single shot on the table. Here we go. Oh, good, that was cute. Got it. So now that shot is triple lit, and we're in. But also, now that that's lit, whenever he hits that, it's gonna give him credit for one spark shot, one sneak shot, one graveyard shot for advancing to the president. Oh, that seems like a good strategy. Yeah, to get the crank up a little bit faster. And because, like, if you get the crank it up, and then you're done with crank it up, you steal your ball, just keep murdering that shot, and you get the crank it up faster. Like, because it's there for you. Instead of trying to individually hit Sparky most times. The coffin is the only thing you have to hit to get it. Gotcha. Seek and destroy. Thank you, payment plan. I could surfing destroy it? Surfing destroy it? What the... hold on, what the fuck was that? I don't see nothing. Probably an airball. So he's trying to hit the cross? Yeah, cause that's lit and ready. He hit all the appropriate cross to get that one. Come on. Yeah, pinball 24 seconds. I'll explain that in just a moment. I'm going to let him try to get his shot here. There you go, now he wants to talk. Crush that ball! Oh, he took the multiball too. Oh, I love the... But you know what, I think this... Okay. I remember that freezing for me before. Yeah, it's a weird... It's an expensive to do one thing, but you can do more. So if he prints that coffin, then his framework is probably done. It doesn't have to work on that one. Or, uh, some of the stuff. Now he needs that right pick, and then get it with his stick mouth. He did his anabolic durox. Ooh, that was convenient. Oh my god. Nevermind. Cover. Back to speed and destroy. Oh god, love it. Oh god, you got 30 shots. So what's that shot for next? The right? I'm gonna go for the right ramp, because I hit that a lot. It's all crap and Fangberg, my friend. Full Fangberg, folks. Fangberg! What the crap? Dude, the wax. The wax is real. So just a quick way of explaining how to crank it up. There's the four lights down here. You have your grave marker, your sparky, your cough, and your snake. What you have to do is hit each of these targets. Hit the grave marker enough times. Hit sparky enough times. Hit the coffin and the snake enough times and these lights will start lighting up. Once you have all four lit, it's like a certain number of shots for each one, then crank it up right here. This scoop, this mystery scoop, has a blue light above it. You'll hear, wah, wah. That means crank it up's ready. Get the ball in there. Choose the mode you want to play. When you select the mode, it'll tell you what to hit. Start collecting all your points. You make a lot of money during crank it up, and what you want to do is hit every major shot one more time. Hit the graveyard, hit sparky, hit coffin, hit snake. and then that lights crank it up again like you'll see the light turn back on then while you're in crank it up whenever you feel like you've made enough points in crank it up get the ball back into the scoop and then you get to collect double all the money you just made so if you made 13 million during crank it up and get it in there it'll be like do you want to take 13 million or do you want to keep playing and crank it up only lasts for as long as the song that you chose so if you did fade to black I think it's like an 8 minute long song So you get to be in Crank It Up for eight minutes, as long as you don't drain. If you drain, do you lose that right then? You only get the money that you made on the playfield, not the collected money. But 2Xs do work for collecting that. So if you made, say, $20 million here, and then you hit a 2X shot to 2X the playfield, and then you go to collect, that $20 that you're going to collect, as soon as you collect it, will be $40. Yes. And if you can do the quadruple, which is the... Anyway, it gets crazy. Anywho Why does your flipper look like a CM Punk logo? Is that what? CM Punk? Yeah It's a flipper Alright, here we go Siri CM Punk That saved the world Holy But since we're friends... Wait, what did you call me? Why didn't that give me a great marker for that shot? I'm confused. Oh, okay, I see what I did. You... why did the flea pack go off? I don't understand. It kicked it. Alright, pro gamers don't tilt. It all depends on how you move it. If your movement is too jerky, you'll tilt. But if you sort of get a good hold on the machine and pull it and If you can get it back, there's a good chance you'll win one or two days here. Oh, CM Punk from the WWE. Can you backhand the Snakeshot? You can, but it's just an artwork. I always recommend Toad Fasten. Oh, there you go, you just cleared the way up to the grave marker. You can backhand that shot though. Early as crap. Oh, okay, so wait, I was going for that, but now I've went that. Yeah, so now... So I gotta hit Sparky. If you hit Sparky, you'll get a Sparky. You can hit a Snake, and it'll give you a Snake. There you go. But for some reason it gave it to you over there. I'm not sure why. Well, this one was flashing. Okay, alright. But then I guess I started whaling on that. That doesn't make sense, but... Anyway, hit a Snake. Good job, good job. Good job, good job. Hold it. I'm in. Perfect. Okay, see it did give you the snake for that one there. Now hit Sparky again, it'll give you the Sparky over there. I think it's got Confused. Yep, there you go. Now, get it in there. Now here's the shitty thing. Is that I lose all that? It's gone. Frack. Frack. Frack. Uh, we need Nidda. We need Nidda. I'm learning so much. Hello. Oh. Well, I guess our logo looks like the CM Punk logo. Well, here's what our logo is. Flipper. But this is exactly what the Chicago flag looks like just in Flipper form. And CM Punk's logo is sort of the same thing. He's got, like, the red stars and stuff like that. Nick's not happy. Oh shit, I didn't do anything either. Alright, let's try to do the secret one. Right? And so you got that. Well, I have to hit it one more time. And then hit the coffin. Right, I think you gotta like plug it in like this. And I just have to hit the coffin. And... Now it's mine. And that's mine forever. Okay, so that's that. I got props. There's a 2% varying degree where the flipper and the metal and plastic meet that you really need to know that it's going to hit the rubber. Because if it doesn't, and you try the jet flip or the bounce pass, it's just going to hit that and roll right down the center. That happened to me last time. Deathmatch. Thanks for coming, buddy. It's good seeing you, man. I'm going to use flipper waxer. So what do you want to take? Okay, so my flash you guys keep switching. Yeah. Is that just based on what I'm doing? It's the shot that you made last. So if you shoot... No, you did it. I mean, that's what you wanted. You got Sparky, but that progress is gone. Okay, this is going to take me a couple games to lock them up. It takes a few days to get it, but once you get all of them lit at the same time, it's a beautiful, beautiful move. It's a great move. Animation is fucking incredible. It's like bombs flying everywhere and stuff. It's pretty rad. Speak and destroy it. Don't mind if I... Got three more left. You got this one? Nope. Snopes. That's for sure. That's one of the hardest ones to... Yeah, it's dirty. Oh, good. Oh! The truck. What are you lighting shop for right now? Oh, right? Nice. You're ready. Brightloop is ready to hit and then collect with the coffee. No! I hit the... I hit the... Well, you know what's funny is I got crotched earlier trying to trust his head bounce. It just went, PINK! And like just rolled high speed down the sliver. Oh hell yeah, I got the secret one. Oh you! Take a knee folks. I'll let that sit for a minute. If I see that on the videos online, it just kind of lets go. So you're, take out your phone, turn on your timer, and just leave it on the game. When that says 30 seconds to a minute, you know the tilt is done. You're going to take that. Some formality. Honestly, people... That was not the first tilt. You're kidding me. I didn't want to be the first. I didn't want to be your first. One tilt, zero ball, and stuff. Yeah, we had a lot of ball seconds. That magnet up here at the grade marker? Yeah. The super jackpot is you hit it and it holds a ball, and you have to hit it with another ball. But I got a ball up there, and I didn't hit it hard enough, so the magnet grabbed that. Then I shot another ball at it, didn't hit it hard enough, so all three of my balls were just sort of chilling there. Wow. All right, that's 30 seconds to a million. 30 seconds to a million. Whoa! Oh! You legitimately got fucked by the game just then. Yeah. That was over the flipper. When you try to catch it and it goes... No, it was done. It's because the flippers were waxed. Start us off, buddy. You got this. He had a broken flipper. He like, live caught it and it flipped. Now let's play it too fast, man. To the low. Alright. Zookling, Zookling. I got a... Alright, here we go. We can get back going. Where are we going? For a high score? No, man. We can destroy it. Man. I want it. You don't think we can get it? With this lubed up, waxy flipper action? Ooh, this start. Damn right. Oh God. He was fast enough to hold that up. Tap-a-roo-pa-ta-dum. Slap that ball. Slap that ball. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Nice life catch, dude. Snake one. Now when you hit the snake it doesn't just give you one shot, it gives you the one you wanted plus like one or two more on the field. So you don't have to keep shooting for that dangerous shot. Yeah. I agree. Clean. Too clean. Clean, too clean. Oh, love you. That did not break the octo, frick that. Oh, you hit the target, okay. Yo, I'd stop chattering if I was you. You do what you're doing. I like lock it in, get progress toward other side, and then see how far we can get. Do I get bonus points if I get them in order? Oh, yeah, that'd be a good one. That's how you complete it. There you go. Oh, money. All right, all your snakes are on the computer. Got my 2X running. Okay, there you go. Perfect. So your left ramp is ready for the left kitty-pot. Left ramp? Yep. I like kitty-potties. Whoa. Oh. What? Solification. Oh! No, no, no, no. Oh! Yeah! All right. Going in order, baby. All right. Left ramp just needs cross. You're already lit on it. She said just hit a cross. Yep, now hit the left front. Dude, you're doing this shit in odour. In odour. Oh, Jerry. No! Almost had it in one ball. Dude, you almost got everything in one ball. That was sexy. What do I want to hear? That was fun. I'm warm now. What do I want to hear? That was fun. I'm warm now. What? Yo, 60 points. Nice work. That was a grand loop. The photos are in the DVD. Oh, this one. They're in the postage at Will. You went through a little bit too much. No. You want to take me out? I put water. I can put them all. Oh, yes. and put them off Great Do they look incredible I made them look good I made them look good for you And for me Whoa! I didn't lock it in? No, you missed it. I hit the... No, you absolutely did not. I thought that's why you... I was confused why you weren't more pissed when you trained. Was it flashing? It was flashing. Aw, fuck that. All right, I'm going to go for it. Nope. You can't get that on camera. Okay. Sparky... I thought I got the round, and I just had one to do. You did. It was coughing, though. It was blinking. Oh, shit. Alright, what do I need? You need a grave marker. Oh! Alright, shoot it. Oh, no! The progress to its teleport. Were you on? No. That was not good. Did they pop that shit? I don't know. We do have the swearing for now, though. He does like to use the F-4. Yeah. What other machines swear? I know Medieval Madness. ACDC will swear. What? Yep. Dude. Like if you tilt during Shook Me All Night Long, Steve Ritchie says, Holy shit, you shook me. It's pretty great. Classic Steve. Classic Steve. Why? Why would you do this to me? Love you. How many shots? Oh, one more. It's a multiball. The machine says, donate to kids. So we're going to use this multiball to light up these shots. That's a similar thing. We need one pick, so let's get that pick out of the way. They're tough. Oh, no! That was a mistake, folks. I effed up. Let's just get back to what we came here for. And that's hitting grave markers. And then collecting shots. Right loop is ready. I didn't know South Park's war, huh? South Park has a lot of sexual innuendos, too? Interesting. I don't put it back, do I? That's not what I wanted, but I'll take it. I don't know my life. There's a broken South Park in my building. What do you mean in your building? Some dude at the Tribune bought a South Park football machine and it's just sitting dead next to the camera. Really? Yeah. That's pretty great. If I didn't have so many other resources to play pinball, you know, I'd... Go out of your way to try to fix it. So, it's fun. It's a pretty fun game. I just like to get off work and go downstairs and play some pinball, you know? Just have it there. Well, you should talk to your boss about just buying a pin. No, it's... We had a... I don't know who it's at. Cutters? And apparently they have, like, fish tails and, like, an old... Oh, really? And it should run people. Good knowing who's a little lucky. Like, we have rules in place here at the studio because the first year of pinball was people just pissed at all. Yeah. That's cool, you know, I can... All right, so you're a great marker. You probably wanted to come at that from the left side if you're just lapsing that. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how to... Projection 3. Nick Campbell, Nick Campbell, you better hit that shit. You've got two more lives to live. I've got progress on both of those f***ing things. Man, you're... Ball teleporting is what it is. Wait a second. It's that delayed danger. weird. Yo, don't wax that gun so hard. I waxed it so hard. Oh god. Not good. Catch. Catch. Back turn. Oh, I need that. Oh god. Well, the shot wasn't moving. You completed that shot already. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, cool. It won't go to that shot. So you just let the right move. Cute! Ding dong! And since you only have two shots, Jake is going to light up the ball. Dude! Animation! Oh! Oh, you diggy! So close on ball one! Alright, here we go. What do I have? One? We can do this. I really think the secret is to get a ball, bring it in, and use that to get it. Why'd the blister stop working? I'm ready, dude. I'm doing it. Right. Here's what I'm going to do. Keep doing it. I'm going to go for the super. Yep. The super is important. Beautiful. You got that shot. You gotta hit that again. Oh, you got it because it moved so close. Go for it! Cool, go for it. Got it. Whoops. Oh! Got it! Great! Sorry dude, that sucked. As soon as I missed it, I was like, not only did I say got it, but that ball is fucking gone. Aw, I did that a few seconds too late. Can we fix this up, Alvin? Yeah, just don't go out of here, kid. Just don't go out of here. Oh wait, do I have to hold the left flipper for the skill shot? Yeah. Ah. You know, this thing's moving fast, folks. Alright. Woo! Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Alright. Oh boy. Alright, I'm starting to scratch again folks. Something's too bright. You got four locked in the zone, was that a, uh, are we talking on a physical level, or are we talking on a physical level? I think we're talking on a physical level. Is that a, are we talking on a physical machine or on Pinball Arcade? That was on physical. You, sir, are a god of pinball. What was that? What did I do? That was fun. Need a little sneaky. Oh, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes. Um, it's not going well. Oh, the eyes. Um, that's fine. You know. The eyes, the eyes are slow. It's part... The eyes are... See, I just got Viagra'd on that shit, dude. Yeah, I think it comes up. Okay. Uh, I've gotten four, though. And you've gotten one. One, two, three. Up, maybe one, two. I mean, if I get it right. Yes, right there, bro. Shut up! Don't mess with me. Alright, Nick, one ball. Alright, giving up everything, I'm going for multiball to give us the chance. I'm going to try for the skill. Nevermind. Yes! Nevermind. Good. So after you light them all you have to hit the shot again before hitting the catcher? Yeah. They don't make it easy. Might not be doing much, but... ...out of my comfort zone of this light slamming spark. And that's what you gotta do, especially on a game where it's on free play. Yeah. Play the way you normally would because it doesn't matter. You know, play with more riskier jet clips or bounce passes. Like, trust more shots you'd never normally take. Play, you know, do your post passing more. Try some loop passes like that and, you know, drain immediately. I like Nick's idea. We're going to go for a multiball real quick. Yeah, so then you can just start tossing. What the freaking freaking part was that? I think this game sort of pissed me off. Aww. Just try it, you don't have to play it. Oh, yeah! Let's get through this! Oh, I gotta put it back. Oh, fuck! Alright, look at those doors! We got it! No, wait! Do it again, come on. No, wait! Ready. Oh, God. Bounce. Got it. Got it. Yeah, there's never a reason to shoot through those cops to go to Town Square, or, um, before I was over. Arcade, yeah. I fucking lit it again, Jack. I lit it. Hold on, watch me. Good. See, I wanted that to go slower. Yeah, to get the secret credit. Yeah. Hold on, watch me. Good. See, I wanted that to go slower. Yeah, to get the secret credit. My man. These are your best shots. There you go. Donate to all the freaking kids, buddy. I didn't know what to do. It came up. It threw up in his mouth. It swallowed it. Yeah, it like... It was a bonnet burp. Alright. Can't do it. We may have to play a real game instead of going for all this bullshit. Alright, we're going for a... That's what we want. Pass it over, light it up. What an idiot, don't do it again. You're an idiot. Clean, clean. That's what we want. My, my, my, my, my man. Get that shot. Oh, God. Oh! Shoot him right in the face. Oh, my God. What is happening? Was that ball one? Are you sure I can't take my shirt off? I promise you we're not allowed to take shirts off. I'll get out of here. Well, I screwed that up. Uh, let's try this in order, shall we? Oh my god, my life. Life's hard. Life's hard. Pin harder. Can I please? Backhand. I'm so pissed. Carp's off. Oh my god. That's the pinboy life right there. Pinboy 2015. Pinboy 2015. That's what I'm gunning for. Pinboys. I want to see pinboys all capped with a space between them. With a... Yeah. There you go. Nice, now you want Sparky and Snake. Uh, slow down there. You can try it. I prefer to post it, because it just doesn't feel right. Good job, Swanny. Ooh! So close, man, everyone's getting posed. In brahs. Uh, I think you can do it. Oh, can't I? You didn't tell me that. What happens if you get 100 hitchhikers? Um, when you collect it, you get 2 million per hitchhiker, so it's 200 million. Oh, right, right, right, yeah. Play your warts. Alright, I'm gonna ignore everything I'm trying to do and go for, uh, multiball and snips. I'm not sure that becomes fun at that point. Yeah. I mean, I've been in there. I had Timbaland Arcade on my phone, and I stopped playing Twilight Zone, and I stopped playing Bride of Pinbot because it was trying to do a 45-minute game. Well, there was a Demo-Waker man at Emporium that would mistakenly just give you a ball every time you drank. He would just keep giving you a ball. and 45 minutes into playing made like 60 billion points on this thing. I was on ball two. I just had to walk away. I couldn't play anymore. It got tiring. You know what? It's the problem of being a vampire. Think about it. It's like, listen. If you don't die, life's no fun. Right? Yeah. I don't want to get deep on it, but if you can't lose... But you can die as a vampire, you know what I mean? There's still a little spice, a little spice to life there. Yeah, but barely. A little sprinkle. I mean, not like someone's going to come shoot you and you're like, I really don't care, man. Well, some dude has like a stick that he sharpens. I've never, to my knowledge, been a vampire. I don't know. But I'm saying that's why I don't like pinball arcade, because it's too easy. Are we immune to being killed with sticks through the heart? I think humans are immune to it because vampires are... They're susceptible to it. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think that's what it is. Two tilts so far. I was the first one. You were the second one. Good job. Mark's up next. I'm out of this. Mark, tilt. Mark, you better tilt, buddy. That's a pinball leg. I don't know. I mean... Why is... Oh. No, you hit. I went under the tilt. You never use tilts? Losers don't use tilts. Wait, what? What? Like... Don't use your socket behind the screen. Yeah, users don't get high scores. Alright, there you go. Next one. My life. That was dirty. That was awful dirty. Yo, good show. Really good show. Really good shot, Gale. Uh, left frame. Is what I was shooting for in this. Dude, Viagra again. Oh. There you go. These shots got hard on us, dog. Woo-hoo! Come on. Come on. That shot has become really dirty from the backhand. from the backhand. Yeah, we used it all up. For those of you new to the stream, we waxed this thing about five games ago. Yeah. And instead we... The shots have moved a little bit. So now when you backhand the grave marker, it wants to drain and raise down the center. Whoa, oh, see that? Fucking Viagra bullshit. I'm checking. You got Viagra, too? Yeah. I'm checking. I think Viagra, too. It's coming. Man, don't be ashamed. Aw, puked. Play again. Aw, puked. Play again. Play again. Play again. Play again. Play again. Play again. Play again. Play again. Oh, did it require a lot of beef? Yeah, there was a lot of beef on that. Careful, those are going to come up on your finger, dude. Alright, now touch that lane over there, they'll pop back. Oh, no they won't. No, not until the... It's an easy way. Oh gee, you're so loud! Dude, the glass kills a lot of the sound. When this is all the way off and you're playing this, it's ear shattering. It's definitely not, you know, it's not kissable, but it's still... Smoochy kissies. That sounds like it's about to start a little ice cream jingle. Yeah. Okay. Battery is finally in me. Ooh, ball fave? Wait, what does the ball fave on? What the hell? What's just happened? I don't know. Basketballs are great for... You're asking about basketball. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You're asking about all you know I think we have the coin door ball save on Okay, well Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna play a game in I can't go play Load up That's some stone-hanging shit. Come on, baby. Oh! Clean. Yo, Pinboy Life is all about coming up with new turns and shit. Yo, Pinboy Life. Pinboy? Pinboy's Life. 2015. Pinboy's? All right. I'm on. Find that at all... Come on, Boren. Yeah, right. Pinboy's. You can get a free subscription if you order NovaStage products. Good voice calendars. Good voice calendars. Blackboard! Is that what it's called? What haven't we heard today? Anything other than metallic? I don't think anyone listens to water. Love you. Oh, Sparky, you son of a bitch. It's all quiet, and it's all out of phase. I feel like it was recording. Oh, this is the one that hits your ear? Yeah, it's really weird. Oh god, you can feel it. Can you feel it? Don't! My man! What's going on here? Uh oh! Shall I... Just let one drain. It won't happen that one, it'll just happen. And then, uh, you're good. The old Sternvirus. It loves to hand out more than the ball. Oh! Come on! Alright, good start. Yeah, it works because it's a good game to have extra ball use. But you can't get it with the tie. Hell yeah! Yeah. Have fun, man. Blackpink has to give him a fun song. Say it again with me. Fuck now. You fuck now. My man. Alright, Coco Pelly, let's go. Let's game. They hired a real voice actor. They hired a real voice actor. There it is. Oh, God. Oh God! Oh he's getting dirty folks. He's right dirty. Oh! What's gonna happen? Ooh! Ooh! Oh! Oh you got it! Come on back everyone! It's a party now! You're all invited except for you. Get out of here! I already kicked you out once. Don't make me do it again. This time, top-thumb. I don't even know what I'm talking about. I'm so excited. Ugh! Ooh! Little mutant ball action there. Flip! Flip, homie! Flip! God damn! See it's pretty quick. Ooh! Oh! Oh that's tough. But, Douglas, there you go. Woo! Four more for... Four more for free market. That's the worst one when it's all the way down. I can never remember what they call it. Terminator Storm! Terminator Storm? Wait, what? Wait, what? Terminator Storm! Yo, quit! Oh, there you go. Say that again. You heard it. Whoa! Turnball! That's... Yeah. Turnball! Turnball! Turnball! Turnball! Turnball! Turnball! Turnball! Turnball! Turnball! Turnball! That was fun. Ooh! Cool! Alright, I need a cross and a spark plug. Viagra number two. Not cool. Why is that happening? I don't know. I gotta look in the... I gotta read the instructions. I gotta read the instructions. I wonder if it's a speed thing. Just too fast? Yeah. Macrovation! Uh oh. These are just me crosses for crank it up. Macrovation! Macrovation! Macrovation! Macrovation! Macrovation! Macrovation! I like how we're like really deep. That was really deep. Yeah. That was all just chilling. He got it. Oh! Stand magician! Stand magician! That's good. Fire! Good ball man, good ball. Stand magician! Impressive. Stand magician. Nailed it. Nailed it. Ah. The beef. Single one, single beef. I'll take a single beef, please. Can we have Arby's? Besides Spangler? Can we have Arby's? Oh, man, Arby's milk is stuck. What now? Blackened chicken. Blackened chicken! That's pretty good. Blackened falafel. Blackened chicken! Twinkle, twinkle. Little crazy bastard likes it. Little crazy bastard likes it. Little crazy bastard likes it. Little pig. That's what makes a pig. Viagra. Tuna feral. Tuna feral. It's a feral tuna. Is it all tuna feral? Yeah, that could be. Tina fay-o. Tina fay-rel. It's like if her and Will Ferrell got married. Tina fay-rel. You son of a bitch! I don't even care anymore, man. Just flat face. Did I hit the coffee yet? There you go. Peeping Peeing! This is the worst! Like a Vatacaptor in like a $20 drugstore amplifier? Peeping Peeing! Um, let's go, alright we have... Dum dum dum dum! Let's go right. I just dished that riff so many times. You got the high-chip? But like, that's as far as we ever go. Like once you get to the solo, people are like, I don't know what I'm doing. It would be just ridiculous. Oh, you mean two chords? Old Jimmy, two chords? Mars! Fill the casket. gross yo yo, just feel it oh it wouldn't calm down yo, nice work bro oh you almost did it yeah alright, I gotta get get electric over here sparky time sparky motion Oh man, sometimes I get it. What's that face? It's like a train tunnel. No, it's a train. Yeah, it's a train tunnel. With like billboards on the side. Yeah. No! Oh, fuck! Who's that? Oh, that's my friend. Zach De La Rocha. De La Rocha. Here we go. All right. I got my halfway to my second sparky. I'm going to try that again. Liv. Lucky chicken. I couldn't even get off the bird. All right. Cancelation. Yeah, they're at a fancy restaurant.

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