# SDTM Walk Through: Pincinnati Pinball Convention 2018

**Source:** Straight Down the Middle  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2018-12-10  
**Duration:** 19m 39s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wj71iYDlgc

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## Analysis

This is a raw, largely incoherent video transcript from a Straight Down the Middle walkthrough of Pincinnati Pinball Convention 2018. The audio appears heavily corrupted or poorly transcribed, consisting mostly of fragmented dialogue, game sounds, and unclear commentary about playing various pinball machines at the convention. Very little actionable information can be extracted.

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Straight Down the Middle | organization | Pinball podcast/YouTube show that produced this convention walkthrough content |
| Pincinnati Pinball Convention 2018 | event | Pinball convention event in Cincinnati that SDTM covered with a walkthrough video |
| Greg Bone | person | Co-host of SDTM, mentioned as host during the walkthrough |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Convention coverage and venue walkthrough
- **Secondary:** Pinball machine gameplay

### Sentiment

**Neutral** (0) — Transcript is too corrupted to assess meaningful sentiment; appears to be casual, lighthearted gameplay footage but text quality is too poor for reliable analysis

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## Transcript

You hit it off with a bumper, now you're straight down the middle again, middle again. You had a fling with a slingshot, you're rolling out the aisle in a gang. I tried to cradle you with my flipper, it was all in vain. Thank you. Right down the hall. All right Thank you I don't know. Oh no, they're right here. White wins the battle, who's the one me? Crazy. I don't know how to do this. I don't know. Charlie, over one shot and you're coming up another. You're the best, Greg. You got it. Where's this guy anyway? He doesn't seem very good at this. I know he's out here. Oh, nice. I'll win it. You hit the skill shot. I just like that shot. Look at that. There's no ball in this game. Oh, of course. Five shots in a row. Nothing. We want to hit that ball really bad, right? Is it green? Yeah. Oh, miss this. Stay down. Oh, that was good. Hey. Let him in. Charlie, we don't play a war. Yeah. Is that here? Yeah. But uh... Hey, hey, we have algae in the river. Definitely. Yeah? I love it. Yeah. Ooh, let the insects devour the fish. Yeah. That was awesome. That was a really good game. Great. Ooh. Fresh wheat. I love it. You will find sanctuary in the land. Yes. Go to... Yeah, that's badass. I think I'm gonna go get some more. Yeah. Welcome to the pilot, you've got fun and games, looking for my vampire? No, you man, I want to see what you've got, and then I'll try to wait and stand for the spotter, thanks. Hey, man, you're welcome. I'm Dan, by the way. Sean. Nice to meet you, man. All right, so... Time to die. Yes, sir. Yeah, so... You guys are good? Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, come this way. O i stima, stima... I didn't know it was going to be in the new captain's either. I thought it was going to be in the old captain's. All right, brother. Your mom. I can go find a business. All right, man. I can't do this. I'll take it. I knew it. Suck! Thank you Let's go! Let's go! Last time I can't remember. Alright, he's coming in. Oh god, I was like, I was like, I wasn't staring you down, like I was just like, can I talk? STTM Plus. Go ahead. This is STTM Plus One. It's like you're behind the scenes. Go towards this. I am the Green Master. Watch it, watch it. And the judges score. Thank you.

_(Acquisition: youtube_groq_whisper, Enrichment: v3)_

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