# METALLICA (Stern 2012) 05/29/15 **Source:** Dead Flip **Type:** video **Published:** 2015-07-20 **Duration:** 157m 51s **Beat:** Pinball **URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8y-7pOQpLo --- ## Analysis DeadFlip streams a four-player casual tournament on Metallica (Stern 2012) with Jack Danger, Laura, Nick from Extra Ballsy, and Jace. The stream covers extensive Metallica strategy including skill shots, Sparky multiball, Seek and Destroy mode, Lady Justice, and playfield mechanics. Discussion touches on machine maintenance, code updates (Walking Dead), streaming growth, emote unlocks, and community personalities. ### Key Claims - [HIGH] DeadFlip machines are kept as hard as possible with wide outlanes, no ball save, no extra balls, and tight tilt — _Jack Danger explaining house rules for DeadFlip stream machines_ - [MEDIUM] The Walking Dead code was recently updated and put into Stern machines — _Discussion about code updates available for download via USB stick_ - [HIGH] DeadFlip channel grew significantly in about a week to a week and a half — _Jack Danger commenting on stream growth trajectory_ - [HIGH] Four more subscriber milestone is needed to unlock two new emotes on the DeadFlip channel — _Multiple references to being four subscribers away from emote rewards_ - [HIGH] Some pinball machine operators purchase machines and place them in locations without proper maintenance understanding — _Jack Danger explaining operator neglect of pinball machines at bowling alleys_ ### Notable Quotes > "DeadFlip machines are kept as hard as we can keep them. So the outlanes are as wide as possible... There's no ball save on our Metallica. There's no extra balls on our Metallica. And the tilt's pretty tight, and good luck." > — **Jack Danger**, early in stream > _Establishes house rules and difficulty philosophy for DeadFlip machines_ > "You gotta take care of your machines, honestly. And some operators don't understand that. They think they can buy a pin and throw it inside a bowling alley and just leave it there." > — **Jack Danger**, mid-stream > _Commentary on operator neglect in the pinball industry_ > "Look how this freaking stream has exploded in the course of a week or a week and a half. It's out of control." > — **Jack Danger**, early in stream > _Reflects on rapid growth of DeadFlip channel_ > "If you don't feel comfortable on a game without a ball save, don't do the super skill shot. But, you know, YOLO, whatever." > — **Jack Danger**, mid-stream > _Safety advice regarding high-risk skill shot attempts_ ### Entities | Name | Type | Context | |------|------|---------| | Jack Danger | person | DeadFlip stream host, pinball player, content creator providing game analysis and commentary | | Laura | person | Guest on DeadFlip stream, participant in four-player Metallica tournament, assists with stream operations | | Nick | person | Guest from Extra Ballsy, four-player tournament participant on Metallica | | Jace | person | Known from DeadFlip chat community, four-player tournament participant, noted as bill-beater | | DeadFlip | organization | Pinball streaming platform and content creator channel hosted by Jack Danger | | Metallica | game | Stern 2012 pinball machine being played on stream, subject of detailed strategy explanation | | Extra Ballsy | organization | Pinball content channel/group that Nick is associated with | | Stern Pinball | company | Manufacturer of Metallica machine and The Walking Dead (mentioned for code updates) | | Blue Continental | person | Pinball community figure promoting all-ladies pinball league (DTF - Down to Flip) in Chicago and Delta and Time in Oakland | | Crystal | person | Community member known as Team Crystal or Nasty Soda, participant in pinball community | | The Walking Dead | game | Stern pinball machine with newly updated code mentioned as recently installed | | Extra Life | organization | Charity organization with donation link promoted during DeadFlip stream for kids | ### Topics - **Primary:** Metallica (Stern 2012) gameplay strategy and modes, DeadFlip streaming growth and community engagement, Four-player tournament format and scoring - **Secondary:** Pinball machine maintenance and operator responsibilities, Pinball code updates and ROM modifications, Women in pinball and all-ladies leagues - **Mentioned:** Twitch streamer emotes and community milestones, Charity streaming and Extra Life donations ### Sentiment **Positive** (0.78) — Jack Danger expresses enthusiasm about stream growth, community engagement, and the quality of guests. Generally supportive and encouraging tone throughout gameplay. Some frustration expressed during difficult shots and technical issues, but overall lighthearted and celebratory atmosphere. ### Signals - **[community_signal]** Women's pinball leagues being organized in multiple cities: DTF (Down to Flip) in Chicago and Delta and Time in Oakland, led by Blue Continental (confidence: high) — Announcement about all-ladies leagues with descriptions: 'DTF, which means down to flip' and 'Delta and Time' league with invitation for interested players to contact Blue Continental - **[community_signal]** DeadFlip channel experienced significant growth in about one week, approaching subscriber milestones for emote unlocks (confidence: high) — Jack Danger: 'Look how this freaking stream has exploded in the course of a week or a week and a half. It's out of control.' Multiple references to being four subscribers away from two new emotes. - **[design_philosophy]** DeadFlip intentionally maintains machines at maximum difficulty with wide outlanes but no ball save, tight tilt, and no extra balls to simulate real-world playing conditions (confidence: high) — Jack Danger explaining house rules: 'DeadFlip machines are kept as hard as we can keep them... We keep it hard so that there aren't as many surprises when you go out in the world.' - **[operational_signal]** Pinball operator neglect identified as industry problem - some operators place machines in locations without understanding maintenance requirements (confidence: high) — Jack Danger: 'Some operators don't understand that. They think they can buy a pin and throw it inside a bowling alley and just leave it there.' - **[code_update]** The Walking Dead pinball code recently updated and made available for home/location installation via USB (confidence: medium) — Discussion about downloading and installing new Walking Dead code with crowbar, drill, and USB stick; Jack Danger states 'I just put the new Walking Dead code in. It's a blast.' --- ## Transcript I have a buddy who works for Twitch. Yeah. And I was going to be like, back off. Yeah. You're awesome. Yeah. No, I showed that to our representative, and he's like, what the hell is this? That's great. Internet, can you hear the words coming out of my mouth? There we go. Hey, nerds. What? It's good? No lag? But no lag. All right, guys. Here we go. Logan, that darn chap, Papa Slav, Jaden, all you guys. Didn't get to hear this really awesome speech I gave earlier. And I'm not going to do it again. So, hey, what's going on? What is going on? Jeff PM. Yeah, we about to step right down. Oh. Jeff, man. We got that found now. All right. You ready? Yeah. Oh, can we? We have beer. Oh, you brought PDR? My man. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yes! Oh, Laura's helping me drive the computer today. Speech, speech. No speeches. You got something. Maybe. I mean... Metallica? You guys like Metallica? Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is the last day of the week of just a very chaotic nonsense of a week, just bouncing around different places, like partnership stuff, freaking front page stuff. It's been out of control. Today, on our last day of this week, is Laura joining us from our house, I guess. We have Nick from Extra Ballsy. You may remember this gentleman from maybe last week. Two weeks ago. Two weeks ago? And Jace, correct? Yep. Jace. You'll remember Jace from the chat, where he just makes fun of all you guys all the time. Over here. A lot of the time, yeah. A lot of the time. And we're here to blow the crap out of Metallica. I know Nick is probably going to be joining us also. If he does, we're going to go into a bit of a tournament situation. But for now, we're just going to do four player. and the old, like, Pinbird rules of three points for first place, two points for second place, one point for third place, and then last place gets nothing. So it's 3-2-1-0, and it's going to be fun. There is no speech. I'm Jack Danger. I love you guys. Honestly, can I just say something really quick? Look how this freaking stream has exploded in the course of a week or a week and a half. It's out of control. And I will also tell you, for those of you chasing the emote thing there, we are four subscribers away from getting two more emotes. And I may try the butt one more time, but only if we hit it. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. So we added the left flipper. That's old news now, right? We got the left and right flipper. We have a Jack Danger face. We have a tilt. We have a tilt. Folks, put up all the emotes because we got to strip those off. I'm clapping. I had a look at the screen while we were there. uh... so everybody man he is really the pieces that is a great president's the united states of america song all right or if you could hit me with a number three it for the giving six uh... Hit number three. Yep. Never last long. Wait, wait. Oh, God. Stop. Yeah, we're good. This computer's being really fickle today, folks. I apologize for that. I'm pretty sure I hit three. For sure. It is like you hit JD. Aw. Not on stream. Not on stream. Oh, the num lock was on, yes. Or off, if you will. So guess what? You guys get to go first. We'll cancel this. I'm going to watch you because I've never played the calendar. Throw us in and kill it. So, okay, just for you guys and the folks playing at home, if you're playing at home, dead flip machines are kept as hard as we can keep them. So the outlanes are as wide as possible. We do leave the rubbers on there because that becomes like a ridiculous, unfun thing that's happening there. But there's no ball save on our Metallica. There's no extra balls on our Metallica. And the tilt's pretty tight, and good luck. They want to know what the new counter is for. A counter? What does a counter do? Oh, that counter is for thubs, because if we can get four thubs today, we have new remotes, and I just wanted to be able to keep track of what was going on there. All right, so... So, a good strategy is to go right through the sporky, right about there. Hit him until he's in the multiball. And then in any multiball, you see these four picks, there's two here and there's two here, they're like white flash picks. You want to hit them all four of those so they're all solid, and while you're in your You make them all solid, but they're right on top of the snake. That is what you want to hear. You can see the paddle ball, and there's two of its playfields. Okay. But yeah, I recommend just shooting for that. All right. Ooh, it's tight. Oh, it's tight. It's tight. It's tight. Folks, thanks so much for coming. The songs are not like ACDC. No, the songs do nothing. They do nothing. Just pick what you want to rock to. All right. Crystal gets to here buddy. Change crystals. Yeah the tilt record is on this machine. The dead foot tilt record. Hold on I think we can pull that up through the box here. Man why does this keyboard feel weird now? Okay I guess we're not going to tell you buddy because because technology sucks. Thanks, Jiggy. Oh my god, my life is over. I have an Italian area, but it's kind of rough state-by-state. Oh, that sucks, dude. Um, yeah, you gotta take care of your games, honestly. And some operators don't understand that. They think they can buy a pin and throw it inside a bowling alley and just leave it there. Yeah. When in reality, you could do that with maybe, like, base invaders or a Pac-Man, but not a pinball machine. This thing needs weekly load. The ones I asked. Whoa. Right? Whoa. I'm going to. She's tender, I'm telling you. So if you can beat the grand champ on this in the current state that it's in, you definitely are in the best spot. Yeah, that's cool. And it's only, like, I think $180 million. The left flipper sticks like one out of every twenty flips. Ah, dude, that stinks. You know what you can do, Kokami, is any machine that's out on location will have a sticker of who's running it somewhere. It's either on the back glass or down in the apron. Call that number and tell them immediately that you can't play the game and you're trying to dump a bunch of money in something that they're hoping will double. Oh, you're in Scotland? Oh. I don't know how that works. So, there are three levels of skill shot on this. Standard, hold the left flipper, power plunge it all the way around, and then do like five seconds. Hold on one second. So, yeah, you have the standard stern skill shot there where you get to go through the flashing lane. So, you're going to plunge. It's going to hit like a pop-up thing and come and roll into one of those lanes. You want to make sure it rolls into the one that's flashing. Then there's the super skill where you hold the left flipper. Oh, you want this one flashing? You want it to go through the one that's flashing at first. Only for the skill shot. Only for the skill shot. Okay. Okay. So your super skill shot is hold the left flipper in, plunge it. It'll shoot all the way around, and you have to shoot any major shot. That is like any lane. Hit the grave marker. Hit the captive ball. Get it in. Mystery anything. Then there's the super duper skill shot, which is the combination of the two. So you want to hold the left flipper in so that it doesn't stop the ball, but you want a short plunge so it just barely goes into that right one when it's flashing. And it's a huge pain in the butt. It's like four times the regular skill shot. Or the skill shot. Song doesn't matter, do you? I just am picking the one I want to hear. Oh, yeah, ride the lightning, obviously. It's very good. Very good. One slip right in time, buddy. All right, let's see if I can show you a... There's also something to be said about... There's a mode on here called Seek and Destroy. And Seek and Destroy is when you light up all the lights in front of a lane and then lock it into place by hitting the captive ball. And what that means is, so right now the right ramp is lit. So if I hit, you see it's got like a little electric switch thing here, a snake face and a cross. So while that's lit, if I hit Sparky, it'll light the power thing there. If I hit a snake, it'll light the snake there. And if I hit the grave marker, it'll light the grave marker. Then you have to hit that shot once when they're all lit and then hit the coffin to lock it in. And that will stay lit for the rest of the game. And what that does also is every time you hit that, once it's locked in, is it gives you an advancement towards Sparky, Snake, and Cross to crank it up faster, which is like the mini-wizard mode in this game. And when you super skill shot by holding left flipper and shoot all the way around, it will light the left lane up as if you nailed all those shots, and you just got to hit it once and then collect it. And if you collect that, then it moves down the line. and the next time you do it, it's the grave marker, and it's not easy to do. It requires either a really nice live catch or a loop pass, which is not fun to try on a game without a ball save. So let's see if we can do a loop pass on this. So let's do it. First of all, I could have given Master a buzzer. Start. Enter scan, man. No, I missed it. Oh, well. Because I heard that all night. Yeah, I think that was like the last thing in my life that was a big thing. That was like the only Danzig song you know as Mother. Like it's Enter Sandman was the only Metallica song you heard if you weren't a Metallica fan. Dad bods lip. Don't talk about my dad bod. I'm rocking that dad bod though, I'm just saying. Alright, I'm missing all this. I'm shooting for the grave marker multiball because it is a big pain in the butt to get. The grade marker is real brutal. You have to knock out all three of the grade markers and hit it into the grade marker twice. It is not continuous. So it resets every time. So if you hit three and you hit one, two, three, it's a little easier to hit it if you backhand it. Jaded, Gavin has been in Africa or something. I haven't been able to talk to him yet, but he's a deep-dive board. Or South Africa, I'm sorry. I need to steal one of your notes, or I'm lying to the internet. Is it after? Mopar, what was that? Did you read that? No, I'm sorry. Thanks for the follow, you, Mopar. I think it's No! Thanks for the follow Bernie Mintz South Africa Exactly Thank you all for having us Oh I didn't know that Bernie Mintz I didn't know that Please why is the pinball machine there? Is that enough? People do crazy shit at Bernie Mintz Yeah They're only if you do Get that Laura has a look on her face that says, I could get a fish concert right now. Gross. Ideas console. I'm a pinball noob, and I love these explanations. It helps me to actually follow what's happening and what the player is trying to do. Okay, here's what happens on a deadfoot stream, folks. It's early on, we explain everything. Then towards the end of the stream, it's a drunkenly spurring that's spitting on the glass. Jason White, you're noticing that you've got Sparky roving right now? I think it's one or two to him right now. There we go. If it's flashing like crazy and roving, one shot left. That's good pinball advice. If it's flashing like crazy, hit it. Kokami, Chiss was fun. It was a lot of fun, actually. The spinning disc underneath June's head is the gap between you and locking your ball, so it is fighting you as you're trying to lock your ball. All anonymous, out of the box code for the Saladman? Sorry guys. What's the difference? A lot of things. A lot of things were put on the game, not the box. Like, before out of the box, the game was Zone. Now it's one of my favorite promotions ever, famous for Saladman. And honestly, Mustang is not an awesome thing, but with the newest code, it's pretty legit. I just put the new Walking Dead code in. It's a blast. Did you notice the Walking Dead? Yeah. It's the highest-pricing thing. Yeah, it's great. I just put that in there. So if you buy a Pumal with me, and I buy it from there, do they get to see someone and tell them? No, you want to save it yourself. If you download the code, put it on the drive, plug it in, it's going to be easy. It's going to work. I heard luck. The old don't take your hands off, because who knows. Oh, you need a crowbar, drill, and a USB stick. Exactly. I'm going to have to pop this reset for my next call. Yep. Unfortunately. That's why that doesn't work at the beginning of the bug. That's not going very well for me. Crack. Sorry, dude. I don't know why you moved off the other end. I think I'm going to tell Mubak to shut the hell up right now. Oh, am I up right now? All right, I'll do that in a second. Crack you to top again, man. Sorry about that. Mubak's being a Nazi. My apologies. All right. I had a hard day. Bad loop pass, but... All right, we're just going to go for Sparky here, folks. That's the toy right back in the middle here. If you just strike him several times, a multiball strikes. There's one, and for some reason the magnet threw it into the... So there's also a magnet in front of that shot, which makes it a really wild, wild shot. That was weird. So the ramp, if you cross the ramp over and over again, you spell Metallica. And once you spell Metallica, you start a loop called Lady Jetson. It's all ramps and... Ramps and the loops. I'm reading these drops wrong. Uba doesn't like us talking about crowbars. All right, yeah, we'll tell Uba to shut up here. All right, Moody. Oh, of course. Nice. We're going to rip it somewhere real quick. I don't get it. Stop it. Never. All the way up? Yep. Not excited about it. No, you can't do anything about that either. You've got enough momentum to come off it. Is that Nick? Yeah, that is Nick. Who's Nick? Hi, Jack. You guys have like five Nicks in place. No, I'm a different... I'm also Nick, but... I'm a different Nick. But still, that person in the coffee right now knows who you are. Oh, it's getting a little bit... There. real Nick and then me. Oh, I apologize. The other Nick. And yeah, they are paying me to be here. Yeah, it costs Laura a lot of money. It costs me a lot of money to have Laura here. You are the Walking Dead. That wasn't limiting my desire to play some multiple house party. Yeah, AMC, I hear you. We're going to be streaming Walking Dead all next week. Pinball Joe, what's up buddy? Yeah, that is E-F-B-N-I-F. When will you do 50 pinball? We'll probably burn that machine before we screen it on the internet. Good job burning the ball though. Really? Some people out there. Is that fast? Yeah, I can't really play it fast. It's just, it's boring. All you do is... Weapon. What's up, dude? All right, so that's Lady Justice. And then you just pray to God you don't drain. So you can ramp out or you can do the loop. I thought Pimple Joe moved in. He was here for a while, that's for sure. I think you're a 5'10". What's that? Hey, does the ball thing activate on your hotel? Yeah. So you can't turn that on. You can't turn that on. Multiple call. So the time is the same? Yeah, exactly. Okay. Pinball gear is going on a ramp. You have to beat it. Oh, if you have... If it hurts you, you haven't been paying attention to what Jack completely come back from on fall three. I'm telling you, I did not let it happen. You can't let fall one and two do everything to get you down. At all. I don't start sweating at each other mid-fall three. Fall one and two, and then glue it on fall three. I didn't bring something terrible on the scene. Oh! There you go. No! Ow! Okay. Keep it alive, D. Alright. That's not your fault. You did it really deep. That was good. I helped Crystal with the last ring. I didn't hit it. I didn't put that in her way. No ball stays at all. Nobody. Doug learned lazy habits. See, Nick, Crystal, we had like a thing. Nice job. That was a good one. We had an agreement. We had an agreement. The height of that mountain is 4 million. It's really stupid. This is the tough... Oh, now... This machine is a tough machine. It's not fun. It'll be fun. I mean, I'm not in first place, so I don't care anymore. J.D., when are you streaming Happy Man? Who? Oh, I'll not miss the streaming, Pepsi Man. What is Pepsi Man? It was the most ridiculous game I've ever seen streamed in my life. It's like a Japanese Pepsi-based superhero game. It's not fun to do. Okay, one more. One more and we got it. Cards. I thought I just looked at that. Sounds bad. Happy, happy. Trying to get that. You freaking ding dong. Nice. I missed it. So the extra ball on here is not an extra ball. It's actually 2.5 million, I think. Yep. Thanks, Crystal. It's summer soon, so I will be streaming much more often, if Jack likes it or not. What? I said you get a three-stream limit a year. Oh, man. I hate that. Can I live free? But you hit your limit. I'm over. I'm not running for a while. I'm over. Can you just backhand that? Yeah. Yeah. I'm about to tilt. Yes, tonight we're playing football. Patsy, Patsy, Patsy Man. Also, this guy and I, he's here for the week. There you go. Yeah, that was the time. James and I are going to be playing in Chicago this weekend. He's coming from Oakland. Oakland? He's going to be on the Logan Arcade, the Emporium. Yeah, they are. We're getting an Emporium, though. Are you? Dude, that's amazing. You've been in town for one hour. We got food and then beer. Straight to Deadpool. As it should be. Laura reads Twitch. No, you're down Twitch. Laura's doing great reading Twitch for me. Thank you, anonymous. Nice! So, I screwed up my Sparky Multiball pretty bad, but I'm hoping to make it up here with Gravemarker. I'm hoping he does it. So, there's one pick. Actually, I need, like, all the freaking picks. Yes, Weapon Marker. I think that the only reason we were on the front page is because I was here. Oh, get the hell out of here. Laura was the reason we were on the front page. That's not true. Maybe it's true. Maybe. Just a little bit. There's the edible and 2X. So now if I search looking jackpots. Is Jace the biggest bill-beater from last week? Yes. Jace runs that big bill-beater. Yeah. Take all of Jace's money. Call him right now. Unless you have a pinball stream of Tom Antonio Cruz's ball at your game. Aw. All right. Any full Tom Antonio Cruz. Jace, you're too kind, brother. Any proper. Any freaking proper. No, I think you did it. I think that's bonus. Yep. On bonus. Keep on it. See? Oh, wow. You can never. Never surrender. You can never underestimate. All right. So there goes me. We need. Or first to third, just that fast. Doesn't take much. Pinball Joe, this is Jake, and Jake is from Oakland, and he's Nick's friend and our friend now. This is Jack Danger. Come play with Jake tonight. Hello. Oh, it's a robot, ladies and gentlemen. You want to hear? You want to hear? Oh, is it some prison? crap. That's what my mom called me. Jace, then we got Jack, and then we got Laura, and then we got Nick. It's like three companies, but four of us, and three of them are dudes. So I took first, so that's three points. Then Nick took second, and then Jace took third. Point's a point, brother. Point is a point. Let's do this. All right. I like to shoot Great for freaking Sparky. No ifs, ands, or buts. If you don't feel comfortable on a game without a ball save, don't do the super skill shot. But, you know, YOLO, whatever. Whatever the kids say these days. Oh, God. That's why you don't want to do that. Holy crap, that was garbage. Chris, we'll probably be at Logan or HQ River North soon. I think I want to do Blind Robin and Lemmings. Dude, Lemmings has got a beautiful monster bash. What the hell was that? What the hell was all this? I don't like hitting the machines. No, but... Ooh, JD almost screwed that up. Yeah, come on, JD. JD. No, we wouldn't be on the front page again. Wait, are we? We've been getting a lot of front page hype. That is for sure. What? What? Mark, who's... What happened? Who's there? What happened? What's going on, Mark? Who's this market? Because she's ridden? She says that I have an evil twin who's at the moment in our cage. There you go. Wow. Right there. Ba-ba-ba-ba. Internet. You are the best, and I love you. Remember, if you see anything go... Right there. Folks, we are four subscribers away from two new emotes. And honestly, I would like recommendations on what they should be. I'm thinking a Donate to Kids one, obviously. Okay, we need that last one. Pick! What's this? No, unfortunately, because the dancing butt that I made Would have been just... It would have broke quick. It would have broke quick. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Special. It's special. It's really special. If somebody broke the ice, he'd be given a special. Oh, you're special. Well, dreams happen too often. And they're actually super sad. I like a beer can. A pizza. I like a beer can. Like a very 8-bit looking PBR or something. That is a racket. Oh, a jet danger. No! A jet danger. No. What? What'd I do? Oh, mom. Oh, she's critical. Mom, please. Come on. Love you. Please. Butts are dead. You want a Laura emote? Maybe a crystal emote? I don't know. A turkey? Oh, a gobble. I, uh, the tunnel, at least. I was playing that on the, uh, one of the... I think it's the sound of DDR's beat. It's a hard shot that, like... Wait, what's that one? Is that the one through the buffers? Yeah. Anyone know the lyrics to Sandstorm by... Smith? We're going to take the sound off. We've done too good. Love you, Nick. No, we're in the same seat. I would like to draw an angel version of your face, but... It would be like a hot girl with Hulk Hogan's facial hair. Laura, what you drinking? You guys can't see the mustache. Laura is drinking wine in a nice Coke can. Red wine. I open the can, dump the Diet Coke out, pour red wine into it. Come on, dude. Shoot the part left not off the ramp. Yeah, I'm a dinko. You still beat me. Can I really? All right, dude. There's no way I beat you. I didn't do anything. I know. How did I beat you? No way, at least. It's a rake to the bottom, Dave. Oh, sorry, bud. No kill shot for you, but you got a nice parking shot there. I think you missed this guy. Yes, I did. Alright, well, perfect. Perfect. There you go. Oh, god. Early. Stupid early. Well, not as stupid. No. Better than this. than Jace and I. Yeah. Red wine in a can. That's classy. Yo, only the best for my girl. Is that great for walks? White wine is better, though. It's great for walks or sitting in a movie theater. First thing you get is those bourbon. Like, I don't know if that'll, like, be worth their services, just full of wine. I did one time walk with a bottle of white wine and a bottle of red wine. It's like it's wine and a wine. And I was going to a bar. And then when I got there, you threw it out because it was giving me a thermos in the air to keep it with you. That's a little... Toss it. Come the frick on. Love you. Take your shot. Come on. Oh, God, I missed. That shot is so dirty. I'll never learn. I'll never stop. You son of a... All right. Redemption ball. Come to fourth floor. One hand just stopped double-clipping. Yeah, we'll get there. Keep moving progress. I've seen you lean in like in the five minutes I've been here. Of all the people that have like, grilled about playing pinball, I haven't done that to Laura really yet. You can see the force of me fighting someone, flapping hands, spitting in their face trying to make them play pinball for everybody. You'll be like, I'll slap your hand and you'll be like, No dinner, bye dude. You can keep it outside, son of a bitch. Here I go. You're taking your time. Oh, not a bit. You cheated. And I like it. No, no, I didn't. I'm sorry. We need a brandy mode. Oh, wait, we already have that. I love the Kappa, man. It looks like Fred Starr's head. Yes. Fred Starr's head. The Who. Yeah, Noah Boa. The Who is a good band. Pinball Wizard is not a good song. You get pretty sick of that. Yep. You know, you walk into a party, your mom's there, and you're like, Oh, Jack, you're a place pinball. What does any person you've talked to say? Oh, you're a pinball wizard. And then I just smash a beer bottle in everyone's head. Yeah, we need a dummy for pinball, for sure. Gotta get a good look, man. Pinball wizard. Okay, that works, too. Oh, hey, all right, thank you. We have some pinball songs coming from the Very Naked Ladies, which we have, we're playing pinball with them, so you just sort of add to the conversation. They're just, they're like romantic songs. Laura, don't put your fingers too close to the computer. Laura broke things. Guys, we can't talk to you anymore. Laura broke the computer. She's even here. I look like Dr. Grant touching it and bringing it to the table. If you are a professional pinball player, Blue Continental. I'm glad you're getting some use out of that. I did not put that on my desk because I wanted to... No! That was messed up. I've been told not to swear as much. Yeah, wait, since I make money doing this, am I a professional pinball player now? Yeah, I think you are. Booyah! I'm not high ranked, but I am a professional. I can't look professional. You can go for a good one. I stuttered and said, inspiring. Wow. I stuttered. Did you go bleep, bleep, bleep? Aspiring. Is this Laura now? Yeah. Laura. I'm black. Yeah. Beat up Sparky. You're on your way. Got you. Ladies of the Internet, specifically Chicago Internet, that Blue Continental is working on starting an all-ladies league. Talk to Blue Continental immediately. Everybody check out her thing and keep an eye out for that because it's going to be very much so teaching and helpful. I guess he'd like to make it. Yeah. It's an all-ladies league in Oakland. It's called Delta and Time. Yeah, I love it. The one here in Chicago is called DTF, which means down to flip. What were you thinking? What were you thinking? Blue Continental Nasty Soda is Crystal, or hashtag Team Crystal, the young woman that you see on the stream every now and then. Stay. Oh, I love you. Stay up there. All right, let's get a million points real quick. You already have a million points. Two million points! All right, so now he's doing Lady Justice. The safest way to do this is to go loops because the ramps are super dangerous. Yeah. It doesn't matter if you do... It's loops or ramps. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They just want something loopable, and I'm hitting nothing. I'm hitting nothing. I'm hitting absolutely nothing. Yeah. You son of a... You can donate to kids by clicking the link to Extra Life. Is that correct? Yeah, we have an Extra Life link down below for you to donate to kids. And it actually does grow to kids. Yeah, we're not bullshitting. I will swear. We're not bullshitting when we say donate to kids. There's an actual link down there for Extra Life. Yeah. If you do not want to donate to kids, you can donate directly to... Nice. Yes, let's four. I'm not going to do it. You deserve that. Because we are four away from getting two new emails. So you could be getting us on our way to having that for you. I donate these. No, put that in. The kids. Look at the kids. Is it? Look at the kids. That's random. You're doing your job. Yeah, I got one. Okay. What? That's not a good answer, Maura. Do you try a lot of stimulus in general? Yeah. So what do you wear in Oakland? There's a bar right around the corner from my house called Highlight Pizza. We've got a really good source of security. They've got a good temper, they've got a good magnet, they have a good... They've got a bunch of good stuff. You've got to roll one, buddy. Smart. Does it have the teeth? The teeth is... okay. I grew up with him playing pinball. Yeah, we were on Reno and we played a lot out there for the... Gay things. ...the arcade industry. There were a lot of casinos where parents picked up their kids. It's really popular. The whole idea of the psychology of it is they want you to visit the city and never leave. So there's full service spas and movie theaters and bowling alleys and tent restaurants. And the whole idea is if they get you to stay there, you're not going to sell your money. So, the arcades in Reno were magnificent for many, many years. Ten dollars from Nasty Soda. Yay! And so, there was like, where we grew up, there was probably a dozen arcades with like, Henry C. Beach and... Thank you for the help, buddy. And Nasty Soda. Nasty Soda says, well, I might not read that on stream, but I get you. I get you. Thank you brother. Thanks for the support. I appreciate it. And thanks regardless. Natsy Soda. That was beautiful. B? Kill it? I'm A. Player four. Yeah, this is a team, when you don't hit, it punishes you. It does. Yeah. This game, the reason we play like this is... That's not her fault, but when you miss a ramp, it's just like right down the middle. We keep it hard so that there aren't as many surprises when we go out in the world. You will never play Metallica this ball-busting out in the world. Wait, wait, wait. This is really close for a third and fourth. So it goes Jack. Oh. One, two, three. Who got second? I did. My man. One, two. Who got third? Oh man, those doors. Beast with the one point Can I get a break Yeah Nicely done Weapon marks in a 15 Hello Weapon is 16 man Stop freaking lying dude So it's going to go me, Nick, Laura, Jace. Don't think of it as last. Honestly, it's all full pieces. Like you... Yeah, I'm on the book. You're... You have like the best chance of destroying this because you get to watch what our scores are and figure it out. That's why we do, like, the winner goes first, because it's not fair for the winner to keep going last. Daspakans was in Seattle. Seattle's great for pinball. Daspakans. 40 is great. There's a bunch of good pinball places in Seattle. Diamond and Vikings. That's where Craig keeps his fingers in. CFF, baby. I remember playing in a tournament with them. The first time I met CFF, ooh, that was cute. Was that? Yeah. That's the guy? Yeah. We used to run a stupid, we used to make a flat cap with our friend Alex of all the pinball machines. Is Alex Slamp Hill from CFF? No, he's just on view. One time the guys from CFF found us and wanted to come play. And it turns out he was like the roadie for Modest Mouse. And we went bowling with Modest Mouse. Yeah, the big figure of Modest Mouse was the first person to ever buy me a beer. That's hilarious. They were so mean to Reno, though. All right, so folks, we have about a couple more shots of Sparky. I believe breaking the laser beam or the opto in front of his legs counts as one hit, but if you can hit the target between his feet, that counts as two hits. So I'm like one or two hits away from starting that multiball. Also, I'm not really comfortable with shooting that shot from the right flipper, so I'm going to do something called a post pass where I flip really quick the ball up into the bottom of the swing shot. It's this little triangle thing here, and it bounces the ball over to this flipper where I can cradle it, hold it, and then I get to pick my shot from there. Let's see if I can do it while I'm explaining. You do it great when you do it. Yep. Well, I caught it incorrectly, but that was it. Close enough. That's a bounce pass where you don't actually flip. You let it bounce off the flipper and come to the other one. The flipper eats most of the momentum, hops over here, cradle it, pick your shot. How do I make the game work? Type lowercase flip, capital Z for deal. Flip on Sparky. Or here, just click. From a move on this, you can set up three element forecasts before you start your multiball. Because once you light the last pick, it starts all over. Yes, it is. It's a crazy thing to shoot. That's a tilt. That's a tilt. Call your mom. You just hit a leg off the ground on that one. Yeah. I got a little overzealous with that. Vernon Warren, don't try me though, it's uh... I bet you have more than you can afford. Let's go with Scott Wooden. We have our 11 or 12 pins here. Chicago is the best pinball city I've been to by far. Well, it's... We love Chicago. Yeah, Chicago needs pinball. Yeah, Williams was here, Allie was here, Vernon was here. There are other companies opening up that aren't in Chicago like Highway Pinball. Don't pull Jersey Jacks here. Well, there are because we had meetings with them. We actually animated the Wicked Witch on Bozz and designed the backend for all the scenes. We did that all literally right here. That's great. I'm just going to put the whip to the brink where you're standing. Yeah, you're going to have to hop. As we actually walk, the hoppers can spill right on this wall. I'm super pumped about hoppers. Mm-hmm. That's going to be fun. I cannot wait to get my hands on a freaking Kitsch out of this. Because I got to play that briefly when I want to go pick up Walking Dead. Go away. Chicago's just fighting Portland, but I'm all for it. Oh, nice save! I hit them both. I shouldn't have done that though. Sometimes you need to a little... You gotta get more into bounce passing. Nice. Good patience though. I'm trying to be patient. A lot of this is about patience and control and pretending that the ball will do... My nickname is Slow-Eyes though. Your reaction time is like milliseconds slower than most people. But you're doing great. You're doing great. See, I should have let it. Do you want to know if you've got credit for the Wizard of Oz animation? I know Nick Campbell's signature is on the apron of Wizard of Oz. That's fantastic. Yep. Thanks. We're having a tournament soon. We're trying to keep this in charity so we're not putting it on until... Gavin's going to come through, whirlwind, take care of everything, and then we're ready to go. Josh Sharpe, the president of the IFPA, will be here and he asked to be on Tuesday instead of Thursday because he's busy Thursday. I don't think he can't skip a word now. He's so good. And I was like, yeah, totally, but what that means is he's probably going to be playing all of our games on stream. Nice. I would like to watch that. I would like to go to that. Yeah, Nasty Soda. So the Wicked Witch was shot here in this room we're standing in. And then we tracked the original Wicked Witch's face to the actress's body. So the actress was painted green with a whole body costume. And then just tracked the Wicked Witch's face to it because it's very like Monty Python sort of like the way it's moving. And then the back end, the look of the back end of all Jersey Jack machines right now is just something I designed and photoshopped. That's awesome. Yeah, the animations are super smooth and I was actually really curious about that because they look really modern and they're obviously not just lifted from the movie. Yep. And Greg Freres, the guy who is like a huge pinball artist, and he is also responsible for helping create, or was one of the creators of Woe Nelly, but he did like all sorts of games. He's like famous for all his art that he does in pinball machines. He was the guy that was here shooting Forger the Jack at the time. Oh, the guy that I met? Did you make Greg Freres? We played with one of the engineers. Did Greg Freres do the art on this? I don't know anyway maybe oh when we were playing what's his name I'm having a break right now he was in the chat other person hey internet let's play some pinball because I'm being an idiot here Dennis Nordman Son of a... That's what it is. Dennis Nordman was a guy in chat naming, like, songs and bands that he made up that he couldn't put in. That's right. Yeah, I forgot that you were here for Wonelli. No, I was not here for that. I was here... We played WWE. Oh, WWE. That's right. With another Disney. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, that wasn't it. That wasn't it. I don't think Hobbit is available to play yet. Yes. Absolutely. I'd like to get my hands on a few machines. I think we have a secret machine that we're going to stream on Sunday here coming up pretty soon. Are you kidding me, dude? Oh, my God. My life's over. Why on a Sunday? Because it's only available for us on a Sunday. Why? Like, that's the only one? I don't know what that means. You youngsters in here, Jimmy's in here. Your world's at stake. I'm joking. I'm on the radio. She's like 15 years ago. Like I remember, no, yeah, they changed the name of the album to be American because it happened right after 9-11. I'm trying to hit this... Oh, God, I cannot hit it. So, Fuel, if you can hit Fuel enough times, it becomes a fast-scoring mode, where everything gives you money. But I'm trying to do a combo of a ramp into the blown piston shot, which is this end-of-the-line thing here. Am I reading that right? Llama skip-tie? Llama skip-tie? Llama skip-tie. I don't know. That's my fault Jack, because I was watching your stream and you almost lost your balls in multiple balls. Sorry, dude, all your fault. How could you? How could you? Um... Uh, kids, don't talk about it. Don't blow it for us. Is the secret Shia LaBeouf pinball? He's super weird about his like, artistic stuff. He's also just super weird. It's the, it's the cancer musical. Shia LaBeouf also is my dad. my dad. He looks really, really good for his age. I'm only like seven years old. Like growth hormones and stuff like that. We went to see that a few years ago and it was excellent. Juanco, go to St. Penn and tell her it's gonna blow your mind. It's so great. I saw them in high school. I am an amateur magician and it was one of my lifelong dreams to finally see this few in action. I didn't know that. I want your part of the Madness. Yeah, they're really cool. Yeah, I love that. Keller's head is shockingly large on the person. If it gets large on the human, and you see him in person, you're like, oh my gosh. That's a big one. You've been around for a long time. Hey, they all hate me. They all hate me. I don't hate you. Love it. Oh, sure. You can take a brochure to Ben Hecht to play Zilpac and King Ball. You know, actually, I do message Ben Hecht back and forth about touches and stuff and shows and stuff like that. I'm trying to develop with him... well, I contacted him for this, because it's a portable streaming set that can all be contained in a little box. What?! No! I was not even... I think it was like trying to break the music and be like I feel like it didn't make, I want to go back to the tape on that one. I feel like I got shenanigans on that. Is it Laura now? I'm great. Internet, can I tilt that? I mean obviously Yes you did. We can check the tape. Tilt that down. I was ready for you to give me your contact with... What do I do? Oh, God, no. About stuff? God, no. Is it the Big Love Machine? Okay, Beeston. I'm going to just keep naming Bill Paxson stuff. I think that's all I know. Is he in that? Yeah, he's like... I think he's Igby's crazy dad. No, no, he's not. No, that's... Bill Coleman? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because Paxton's game over, right? Yeah. I got you. I got you, baby. Hushed? Three. Hitched? Something? No, Dutch was... That's not... No, Will... Will Smith? Will Smith. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Why do you know has color D&D? They all hate me. That's a good question. That's a good question. Woo! Squirrely! Squirrely! What's up, buddy? They really abuse Metallica. I don't think it's abuse when the tilts get really tight. The game is just yelling at you for breathing on it. I'm good. Two feet. Good. Absolutely I will try my best. Right. Teach me not to... Just one, just two extra balls. So I will say in the dead foot clip here, Brad Zac Stark doesn't hit the game at all. And he's really good at just trusting the bounce back, but he doesn't do wide catches or drop catches. Nick Campbell is a wide catch machine. I drop catch every ball. It's all whatever you feel comfortable with. I can only live catch. And that's like gotten me... Live catch is perfect because it stops the ball. Whereas a drop catch stops the ball dead. You can do it right 89, 90% of the time. Or else you're just deadening the ball and it's still like, sort of middle of the court. Then you gotta figure out what to do. Yeah. Get that extra ball. What do you got going on after the stream, Jeff? Are you in Chicago? Because I'm hanging out with you. Oh, come on. Okay, I got one back. Wait, sushi's expensive. Yay! Yeah, I don't know where these are coming from, but I'll take them. Oh, they all hate me! That is a freaking marvelous idea that I didn't even think of. Get that color DMD. That's a great idea. Alright. They all hate me, I'm going to give you a shout out. No! Did that captain fall? I'm missing the game. Message, buddy. Oh, don't fake it. There's always pinball, man. That was floppy. How do I... Um... So I guess coffin now? Yeah, if you want, I would say you can cradle it on your left and then backhand it up there. Because if you miss on that right flipper, it'll just come back with a bend. What a great idea. Holy crap. They all hate me. I freaking love you. There it is. I mean, I hate you. I mean, yes, I hate you. Yeah, it gives you a little more control. Oh, there it goes. You know what? It's going to get really hot in here, so I'm going to do one less. We got it. I got one. I got one with the left flipper. I couldn't close it out, though. I haven't gotten that yet. And what's brutal about it is it's only a two-ball multiball. And so it really isn't worth the two-day you want for as hard as it is. Internet, thanks for coming. This is Metallica, and we're just only playing it today. because all next week, starting Monday, is Stern's The Walking Dead with the new code, and it's going to be bonkers. Nick already got freaking half a billion on the first game that we played. It actually made me really sad. Half a freaking billion. Half a billion, Internet. Billion. That's for sure. Oh, get in there, dummy. Get in there, dummy. You. This makes no sense. All right. All right. Coming for you, son. Yeah. Yeah. Is there a weird scene behind the scene with the fit look? I can't tell you. No, it's just a... There is a great thing. I'm sure you can tell that I'm under a pretty extreme there. Uh, remember, remember. Walk off. Well, no, because Laura's going to nominate you. Yeah. You'll be. What the? Use your own. I did. And don't talk about boots in my chat. I was using my own. Laura's mouth is back on the fishtails. That game. Love and hate that game. Yeah. There was, I was, there was a, I don't know if you've heard, Oh, well, well! Instagram Pinball Life had the best fish-tailed Instagram video I've ever seen. Everybody should see this right now. Go find Pinball Life. It's them playing a really beautiful, like, redone fish-tail, and then a dog jumps up on the machine and tries to attack the ball the whole time. Oh, I've seen that. And it's like going, like, Yeah, I've seen that. Wait, Papa Swap, what the hell are you talking about? Who's this? This is Jace. Jace is cracking it. Oh, crap. I don't think we said the N-word. The file sharing word? Oh, Napster. Oh. You said Napster. You're going to get us kicked out of... Metallica is going to have a big problem. Yeah, they're just going to show up. We can line wire. Got one. Got one. Okay. Two of them? So let's see. 1,000 megabytes. Is that a gig? Yeah, it's a gig. Okay. So we... Okay. It's one gig an hour to stream this, so... I'm trying to work it out for when I stream off of my phone. How much your data plan costs? Yeah. It's a bit of the same, because usually you get about five gigs a month for like $40 or something. I want to use this as my, if I want to hook a pinball machine up to a boat battery out in the woods and scream with my skull. No! No! Bad pinball. Nicely done, buddy. Nicely done, brother. Now I'm like chasing that coffin thing because I can't close it, so now I'm going crazy and not playing well because I'm just chasing it. Who got second? Nick? My man. One, two, and I got third. So Nick is one point behind me. Nick has six, I have seven, Jake has four. Laura's got some catching up to do, but I know you can do it. That wasn't a compliment. That was a demo. Start us off, buddy. So, me. Good. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up. Oh. Oh. Don't let you re-theme a Metallica into an after-table. I think that's a super good idea. That's a frickin' hilarious idea. Great. There's one hack where you just like, you rate it. So it's like, you just steal the songs. When it's playing a Metallica song, it's actually illegally downloading it. If you just hit it. Oh, my. Ah, fine. I can do it. Donate kids. Donate to kids. There you go. Porch Collapse. Richie, aren't you in New Orleans right now, buddy? I'm in New Orleans for pinball. I could see that. There's a pin trick out there. I would like to thank Richie, because he taught me how to play this at Lemmings last weekend, and he was awesome. Richie taught you how to do something? Yeah, he taught me. Pinball? Yeah. No. I don't think that was Ricky. Your friend bought all the albums from Metallica? That's a lot of albums. That is a lot of albums. Yeah, first of all, we figured it out. I gotcha, bud. I don't sweat it. I don't know which house I was in. In Charlotte, played a family guy earlier today. Oh, right. Charlie North Carolina? Family guy is a lot of fun, too. Have you played Shrugged? Because it's the same game. Really? No, that's Simpsons. That's Simpsons. That is Spence White. That is Spence White. Spence White. Spence White. Spence White. Spence White. Spence White. Spence White. That is Spence-Juan's pinball party. That's why I've never played it. I already got it. Well, okay. That is why I've never played it. What happened? Which one? Yeah, I don't think I have it. Man, I... In two years, Internet, a friend of mine got me a password to FX now, so I can watch it every since December. And I'm like a whole new person. I'm going here. I'm going here. I don't know what the purpose of the game is. Hey Laura, what's your favorite two tables? Theater of Madness and Monster Bash. Oh, right on man, those are two great tables. Those are two very incredible tables. I think so, yeah. Monster Bash is an amazing game, especially if you can find one in great condition. Bye Mama! See you tomorrow! Anything you guys have here in Chicago is just like, kicking the mud. Yeah. Anything operated by Gavin, of Gavin's game service, is a game that you need to play because it's better than new and balanced. Yep. No matter how freaking old the game is. I would like to say that he did the best mod I've ever seen. He put a little tiny piece of rubber on the new Walking Dead machine at Blind Robin. For the feet? So you can actually play it. It doesn't just walk right down the center. Dirk Voltaire, also a good game. Napster of Puppets. Napster of Puppets is pretty good. Napster of Puppets. You need to play and play other things. No, leave Richie in New Orleans. I mean, I love you, Richie. I really do. I give you shit, but it's because I love you. And I fucking hate you. And I love you so much. And I really hate you. But I love you. I'm just kidding. Yeah, Uncle Carmen, I feel like that was a long time coming. Like, when you saw how slowly they were putting them out, they were like, Come back, Richard. Laura, can you click that empty box right there for me? Yep. Just click it once. I'm in. What? Richard's basically the worst. Richard's basically the worst. Oh, come on. Oh, no face danger, no face danger. No face danger kick. Oh, wait. Wait, how many danger chases were there? Oh, no. I'm sorry, dude. I didn't mean to piss you off. I crossed the line. Too much. Too much. Okay, now that the snake's head is flashing, I need to get it in its mouth, and we get an add-a-ball and 2x playfield for 30 seconds. Just like that. So now it's going to bring all the balls back into place, and we just want to hit everything. So, uh... Sopranos is pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. It's very much like what they were doing in the 90s, where they made the drums. It's very good. No fortunate son. What are you reading, Dave? With Trano and Dark Knight are guilty of plundering. You know what, we had a Dark Knight on stream for a while. That game was buuuuut fun. You got late justice with your marketing when you do it. Well, not anymore. The Dark Knight we had was a prototype that I don't think was supposed to leave the Stern factory. And we played the crap out of that thing on the internet. That was one of our... What the frick are you freaking doing? Thank you. Mom, please. That little bat lady was in Street Fighter 2. Oh, that should have got... Oh, Street Fighter 2 is the most garbage game of all. Street Fighter 2, everything aside from Street Fighter 2, is the worst thing. Yeah. The movie they made... The movie? Any backpack that you bought in the 80s? You know, the Lunchables. I remember the anime was pretty good. That's like the one thing I have to say. I wrote everything off. I was like, well, I'm not doing anything. I remember it had corn on the soundtrack. What? Yeah. When I was like 12. Wow, good call on the age, gentlemen. Wait, how old are you guys? 30. Oh. I prefer not to say I'm 30. Guys, you wouldn't even, trust me, you're not older than me. nobody's older than me. I'm the oldest dude on the INTERNET! Nice ball. Internet, I love you, Internet. Oh, Crank It Up's ready, that better not be ball three. Ball one. Ball one, it turns out that was ball one. I've been playing for a while. Yeah. That was ball one. That's what happened to me in Pinnagogo, like last weekend when I played Lord of the Rings. There were two other people playing with me. I'm the evil one. I started my song and when I looked back like 20 minutes later, it was hot because they just gave up. Jack is 260 years old. He predates pinball. Yes, I am Dorian Gray, the gentleman who has a painting of himself aging somewhere in a vault so that I do not get older. Death becomes me. Death becomes me. I'm not Jack Nicholson or Frickin' Cher. That's not, no, it's Pfeiffer. No, what's her name? Death becomes her. Here's the one with Brandon. Streets? No. No. Jared was in that movie. Was he? No. No, you're thinking about the movie about the witches. Yeah. Different. Oh, that's the one with... I'll take it with the beast witch. No. It's... Who's the dude in that movie? Goldie Hawn. Yeah, Goldie Hawn. Check social security number is... Hey, hit that... Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Best earlier spurn of Spider-Man. Spider-Man is good, man. And we were streaming that earlier this week, in fact. But Stern's been nailing it with their most recent game. Has Lord of the Rings considered an early Stern? Probably. It's up there with Spider-Man. That's maybe my attitude. That game just is a miracle. What the fuck are you doing? Guys, can we get the flippers up for Laura there? She got a friggin' multiball. I mean, not that that's a surprise. She's a pro. Also, Jack would only need to be about 80 to predate pinball. Yeah, right. Right. Yeah, no, of course it's done. That's what we're trying to do. That's why Squidward's hooking us up. They've been putting up on the front page and stuff like that because we're trying to get pinball back out there. That's small. Oh, wow! Oh yeah, folks, if you looked on Instagram and saw me with my finger on the mouth of Viggo the Carpathian, the painting from Ghostbusters 2, that is in my bathroom above my toilet. Viggo. Ah! Man, that is just dizzying. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Asky Art. Crazy. All right. I'm going to use this. Okay. It breaks my brain to the left. 41. Good ball. Thanks. Wait, was that me? That was you. No, no. No, not the 41. You got it. Of the people who aren't that guy, you're killing it. I gave my own score. All right. Let's do a thing. Jay, it's not common enough that you need to see a doctor, but pretty frequently. I have no idea what the context is for that, and that makes it straight. Nope. Wow. Alright buddy, go. Yeah, no. One ball save and super tilt. Nice. That's a thing. Well, you almost hit it. There you go. That was a perfect post pass for all the kids watching at home. You're a little aggressive with the machine. What? I'm telling you so you don't freak out the last time. Your mama. Ah. See how you got me with my hat on? DSB people. Disagree. Internet. I love you guys. Thank you for coming. I have 41 million, and I was actually working for something, and now I can't forget it. They're criticizing your balance skills, yo. My balance skills? Your self-discipline is not balanced correctly. Yo, you ain't balanced correctly, dog. I do what I want. Give me your money. Just kidding guys, please don't unfriend me on Facebook. We should just play better. Chris, I will say this, I like to post pass, but I would much prefer just being able to hit that left ramp comfortably and have it deliver back to my other flipper than just take a post pass. I feel like most of the time the machine will give you the opportunity to get a few other Clipper rooms. The post pass is only the little tiny bit risky. No point in its done. I have played a Junkyard. There was actually one located at a bar pretty close to here. And that game was a, it belonged in a Junkyard. Also the post pass doesn't give you any points. My man. Yeah. The post pass? Yeah. It affords you... it's definitely an advanced control maneuver. So, you know, if you know you need to make a shot from your left flipper, but you're not comfortable doing it, then you'll do it from your right. I remember the first time that I used the post-pass in a tournament, I was like, I gotta hit this right ring, but I can't do it from my right flipper, and I was just sleeping all night. And I finally did it, and I'm like, okay, and that was like the first hold of the break. Once you do something like that in a tournament, you know you're ready to use that one. It comes to you from just trying to stay alive and just trying to keep the ball in play. Actually saying, oh I need to hit the left thing, put it on my right foot, oh I need to hit the right thing. It's something you need in your tool belt. You just have to be comfortable doing that. Yeah. Something I'm still trying to get a grasp on is the loop pass, which is a cute paint-and-butt. Which is sending it through a loop? It's so, uh, yo, do this phone, do your phone, big dog. I'm not, I don't... I want the hug. What do you guys give me a hug? Oh, I'm sorry, man, you're right. Laura, Laura done good. There's your hug. One of these. One of these. Code transfer is incredibly safe compared to the other skill that it gives. Yeah, like a loop pass. So a loop pass is, if you shout this thing all the way up, and you swing it around, what you do is, as it's coming around the orbit and down towards the left flipper, you hold the flipper, and you drop it just in front of it, and you feel the momentum, and it sort of bounces over to the right, And if you do it wrong at all, you drain right down the wall. That's gnarly. No Fortunate Son, my favorite table of all time. That's the hardest thing, but I will say that ACDC is up in maybe my top five. Stern's Jar Gazers, an amazing game that if you could ever find it, play it until the game breaks. I think I already got the edible. But if you get in the snake you can keep getting the 2x. Nope. Or you can just die. So let me retire! Hey, what's up? Your shoes hurt. How do you know what your shoes are feeling? Thank you. You all come to Logan. You're going to Logan? You nerd! Crystal, you're right. I am a jerk. Oh wait, you didn't say that yet. In before Crystal calls signature. Thank you. Fishtails confirm Jaden's favorite. Yeah. Guys, I can go grab you the button from fishtails that I ripped off because it pissed me off so bad. Oh, there you go. The fact that Bowen avoids the loop pads pretty much says it all. Dude, this is wild. Are you a little mic drop? No, it's when you leave as a blackjack, your hands are clean. I'm out. That's when you go on break. Sorry, both of my parents were dealers. I'm from Reno. Nick going hog wild in justice mode. Yeah, he tore it up. Holy crap. Good argument to do, Terry. Terry? Oh, good question. Terry! What? What? Mom? Ooh. What? We can leave you a message. Laura, do you even know what you're saying right now? Um, this show? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you're just making fun of me. I'll destroy you. Drop catcher Reno. All right, actually, so crank it up. I only need grave markers. How many do I need? 7. Okay. Well, we could try hitting the actual grave markers. That's what we're going to do. I'm going to post-transfer and start backhanding the crap out of the grave markers here. And hopefully we can get him to crank it up. Or at least the multiball. Call Ridley, brothers. They're missing a juggler right now. There we go. That's one. Oh! You deserve that. You got robbed. That was actually a lot of bull. Mom? Please! Oh, you got it again. Okay. It was owed to me, and I took it. All right. That is a lot of bull. Okay. Just a few more hits to that. Youth. Son of a... This is like Castle. So you're basically just watching the surgeon work right now. Mom! Oh god, it's over. Just clean. Clean yourself. Clean yourself off. Oh! Nice! Wake it up! And the multiball. Laura is adorable. I completely disagree. I think Laura is adorable. Have you ever seen Small Wonder? I built Laura from a bunch of old computer parts that I had laying around. Only to teach her to play pinball and it's not listening to me. No. Too much AI in me. AI! Alright. So we're going to do a cradle separation, try to get a ball into the snake's mouth to get our add a ball and our 2x. Ah ha ha! That was beautiful! So now, I guess just fiddle around for a bit. Some poppins would be nice too because I can mix poppin multiball with the multiball I'm currently in. Please stay alive. Please? Mom? Nope? No? Lauren, tweet any bigger hair from your side. Bigger hair. He said weird size. Nice! You got that snake again. I got my 2x again from the snake? Oh, please. Man, that stuff's gross. You have four markers left in the grave. I'm working on my coffin multiball right now. So, coffin multiple takes... Oh, I couldn't deflect it in time. Son of a... Okay, that's fine. So these lanes are flashing because I've completed them. So if I hit them once and then hit the coffin it lock them in place and that progress towards seek and destroy Beautiful buddy No please Oh wait what am I doing Seek and destroy is ready. I mean, crank it up. You sad, sad, sad. Stay alive. Yeah. Okay, so this is the first time I've done this. I've done this before. I've done this before. Okay, so this is a mini wizard mode. So there's four different modes you can play and they all change where your points come from. I like to do for whom the bell tolls. People don't trust me on this, but I promise you, it's the business. You get a tiny ball saver during this too. Bless you. Now stop interrupting me. We'll see. Well, you get two million for each job, so. I'm also hitting nothing. Woo-hoo! We're in danger. Got to take them chances, folks. We got this. Take a chance, do the dance. It's all about risk and reward. Take a chance on me. Oh, that was. Very fast. Hold on, I need a minute. That was way too quick. So you have the, so you're filling up the five minutes. You have five minutes total. I have five minutes to play. Also, in order to end the mode and collect the money that I've made, I have to hit all four major shots again. So I have to hit the snake, coffin, sparky, and grave marker. That's neat that it's not like a hurry, it's a reverse hurry. Yeah. So now I need to hit the snake, which is not going to be easy, so I'm going to try to make a little money while I'm doing this. Ooh, four million. That. That noise. That noise is my life. There's nothing you can do about it. It's like you're being mist by the teetiest hair in the machine. You're just like, you're not impressed. It's a me. The mode is at one side. It's a me. Come on, B. You got this. Don't let me down. I programmed you better than that. Oh god, my life. Yes. I think I like Loreegy more than... Waluigi? Waluigi? Oh, I like Loreegy. Loreegy! She doesn't look that tall. I've been, uh, I've been compared to Waluigi. Waluigi. Um, many, many times in my life. Oh, it's Granario. Genario! It's a me! Genario! You got a cheering section, Laura. Alright, thank you. Play all there. Yes, all there. Nice, nice. Beautiful! You monster! Keep it alive. Oh my god! With the freaking dead flip! Look at this kid. Bounce pass is also called a dead clip. That is where we got the name from there, folks. Ah, he let it go. You sort of opened the gate there for it, but that was good. That was monstrous. Is that only ball two? Yeah. Oh, that's the ball three. Oh, what? I love the ball three as well. The German three. The German three. That was terrible. Three? All right, who got second? Nick? I did. And Laura got third? Beast. Beast! I like when people try to describe wizard modes now. It blurs them out. You do not get to say wizard in my freaking chat. I assume the worst words. Figure out a more creative way to explain. Do not ever mention who runs the Cluplex. The grand expletive. Here we go. Thank you for opening. Oh, you're right. 404. Oh, sure. Sorry, whatever the second song is from the left. All right, here we go, kids. What time is it? Oh, we're doing just fine. Hold on. Can you hit number two for me? I love you, Internet. I do. I do. Hold on. I love you, Internet. All right. Hello! Can you hit... Can you hit... Oh, man. Zero. No, not there. Get out of the chat, get out of the chat. No, oh my god. I think you just moved, I think you literally just moved the overlay screen of this. Yeah, you did. That's okay. We'll figure this out, guys. We'll figure it out. So if I hit zero... 16 tilts, yeah. Wow. Okay, we're good. Trench Tilted Turtles. Are you swearing or are you trying to say a very stupid word associated with pinball? Here we go. Um, here is the dreaded... oh, can you hit number three? So good. Folks, by the way, we're four subscribers away from our next two emotes. And I promise you, if you're going to watch any other stream, you're going to want to put these things in their freaking stream. So, four more subscribers. I'm not begging. I'm kind of begging. I'm not begging. But, you know, do you. Yeah. Do you. Oh, yo. Laura, for a minute, I thought you were actually ESL interpreting. It got big enough where it was just like, can we just four? Please, four. It's Friday and no one has a drink in their hand. All right, I'll play one-handed. Oh. Yeah. You all right here? I'm arriving. I'm good. All right. You don't have to, sir. Jack, if you play one-handed, it will deeply hurt me. Agreed. It will deeply hurt me. It will deeply hurt me. I'm telling you, you need to learn to play one-handed. It will change your life on how that ball moves. Subscribe just to put a chill in the pop screen. Oh, come on. So can you take the notes that you... Oh, that's a boogie game. So I like to go into other people's chats and just spam my face, and they'll be like, what the hell is that? Like, oh, it's me looking like a freaking porn star. Jack Gatner's a pretty corny name. Yeah, I know. That's not necessarily a bad thing. It is what it is. It's my business. Good night, folks. All right, I am. Have a good night, brother. We'll see you hopefully Monday. And if I miraculously dream over the weekend, you'll be alerted if you're following. I thought you said you were streaming on Sunday. Wait, hold on. We do have a subscriber. What? Who freaking subscribed that I missed? That doesn't happen. Guys, come on. Guys, come on. Guys, come on. Guys? Guys? Guys? Hello? Internet? Guys, hold on. Guys, hold on. Negative 404. I've got a fan. Guys, hold on. If I do this, and I type this, and this, and then this pops up, and I hit close, and I go, RC Smith? Hold on. It's him. RC, tell me something. Tell me something. Did you see your name pop up right here? Because it says nowhere in the stream that you subscribe. You should have gotten a little chyron. A lot of things would have happened. But welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing. Holy farts. What happened? I tilted the screen. No, it should have showed up for everybody in chat. I think Twitch is being Twitchy right now, guys. Because it should have showed up in chat. You like snuck a sub in. How the farts did you do that? Yeah, I didn't get a notification in chat either. Yeah, everyone should have had a notification that you subscribed. That's infuriating. RC, I love you, man. What happens if you type slash commercial? Let's hang out. Let's hang out, right? I'm not being creepy. Oh, I don't... I dare you to type slash commercial. I'm not doing a commercial. Also, no one's going to see it because literally everyone here is a subscriber. Also, like it noted for the record, that Jack's one-handed score did beat Chris's one-handed score. I'm not going to lie. It doesn't matter. Jack is better with a beer in his hand. No, no. If I can get multiball, you're going to see some shit going on. Donate to kids. Having the camera here right now, because usually we have the camera here. We're moving it here because it just looks more dramatic. But now I just want to look at the freaking microphone and yell at the microphone because this light is so bright. It just grabs... Alright, B, get in there. Welcome to the Twitchy Glicky Friday Bananas. And the... I think I might actually have to. Jay, did it show up for you? No way. I'm going to refresh the chat, kids. Hold tight. No, it should have showed up in my thing. Screw all this. I'm serious. Did Metallica's speakers go out? No, it's just Laura wasn't doing anything. Brody 81, welcome to the league. You're amazing. and for some reason your sub works and other people's are not. I don't know what the hell is going on. Two left. Can we get two more freaking emotes? Are you kidding me? I'm going to try to put the butt through again. I have an idea on how to make it work. It's going to be good. Chase, kill it, buddy. I don't know if I can do anything this time. Put emote here. Get the flip-a-flop. Flip-a-flop, flip-a-flop. Me and my Washington. Dude, dances. Love you, man. My beard brother, love you. Dances. Why isn't your lady in chat? Tell her to get her own account so that she can also write the word fart over and over again in chat. Jack, I just discovered that Twitter app on my Apple TV was at home all day. You can watch the stream on your full screen. Oh yeah. I was like, that is a video game in itself. You're like, look I'm playing Jack. I'm telling you. Look at me. We did this. You're in danger. There you go. Look, I got my other cat too. Laura, by the way, folks, is that darn cat. She's going to be screaming her own stutter. The new term is not fart, it's crop dusting. Well, here in pinball, farting is also considered bioterrorism. Because what you do is when you're playing against somebody, when you drain, you just fart immediately when you drain and walk away. And the next person comes up and they just have to deal with whatever's happening right there. And it is terrible. League advantage. Oh, she has boots and hammer? That is Kusenhammer! What do you mean? Alright, kill it. I'm number one? There's no way I'm number one. Oh yeah, I am number one. Alright guys, here's the deal. I'm playing one-handed this game so let's see what goes down here. Uh, Beeson, I may need to steal another... Yay! Thanks for following, 404! 404! Oh, Chemical Warfare also is another name for it. I just know you're cheering for 404. It's like I'm cheering for a... An error. I'm cheering for a problem with the internet. Whenever you've got in touch with four horns, not found. Oh. Where's four horns? Nice. Fudge! I miss the old daddy's springy noise tilt warning. I agree, Sean. It'll never, never be easier. It'll never, never be easier. So, Nick's catching up, folks. We're going to have to go hard on the multiball here. The one handed multiball. Alright, so here we go. So if you'll notice right here, folks, when that was flashing, that means that the multiball was ready. ready. Now he's going to want to hit this pick, this pick, this pick, and this pick. This light is going to light up and then he wants to get it into the snake from out there for two and an edible. I'll try for you, Dick. I'll do my best. Wait, I just need the cue on the left though, I think. Twenty more minutes of the playtime, then hit the bar and play That's going to be great, man. Duff Bacon's, do you literally only watch this when you're at work? I kind of love that. That's the one I watch. Really? Yeah. Phenomenal. Because it hits at like 3 in the afternoon for me. Yeah. It's like, oh, I'm still here, but I did all my work. Yeah, we're done. I'm just going to kill the time at this point. There's probably people watching me from here. I can't keep you doing anything. Ha ha ha, work, screw you guys. All right, so going for the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I think you're PTOing it. Ha ha ha! Screw you guys! Alright, so going for those picks. Pickaritos. We just got the question mark. Pickaritos. No! I failed in World... I think I'm gonna get a point right now. Internet, if the girl with the throat tattoo hits on you, be wary. What? Guelph 23 just subscribed! Welcome to the League! You're amazing! Welcome! Hopefully this shows up. Did it not show up? This thing? If you get the little thingy. I got to see the... If you hear... Spell, face to the sun! Holy farts! Welcome to DeadSplit! No welcome splash. Honestly folks, I think Twitch is freaking out right now. Because some of these subs aren't even showing up in chat, which is nonsense. Well I have to have. Alright, let's go. No! I'm sorry! Be gentle. Lady, if you're a good gamer, grab that great girl and run. Lady Justice, why won't you be my bride? Hurry, get your shot. Hurry, Nick. I'm trying. I did poorly. Still 23 is my GF, you have me to thank. PFT Gamer? Great job having a girlfriend! There's her name. Because for some reason it didn't show up. Lore? That was not easy to draw. Yeah, that should be it. Stop eating all my chocolate! Get the hell out of here! Oh, it's the Splatoon Global Catfighter. Internet, you see this number? this number, that has to be a four. And we will have two more emotes that I get to design. Nice! Let's hit it. Yo, Laura's on point right now. There's a lot of people watching this greeting on my phone. Oh, gross. Just getting real meta? Yeah, I mean, you just Keep it alive. So you have like maybe four or five more... We'll talk later, Internet. I'm having beer issues. I'm having beer issues. Beer crepes. Nice Dave. There was a shoot happening here in this back room for a commercial and they left this. Is it chrome? No, it's fake CFX spray. So it makes her look like hairspray. Or if you spray it in a light it makes like a fog. Uh huh. Uh, but it is the worst in like, story forever I've ever experienced in my life. But it's- Huffing then. It's drinking odorless... ...pain spray. This- what is wrong with this beer? It's kinda airy. It's a fricking Vector. Still 23! Yo, get them flippers up! All right, James, you got this. Is that you? Yeah. All right. Oh, cute. Cute story. Oh, yeah. Talented. It's a dream. It's a dream. You're dreaming. You're dreaming. Hold on. Let's see if you can make this into a dream. Is it working? I can't tell. Yeah. It's working. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is great. This is the best I've ever looked. Oh, God. Wait. Okay, sorry. We're done. No, it's too much. Okay, don't breathe. Shoot it in again. Shoot it in again. Shoot it away. And my multiball is like, oh, God, that's foul. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Whatever, it's worth it. It's worth it for the mistake. Yeah, no, we need a fog machine. Go, multiball. I just want to go. Jack's mad with power. Nick, where are my picks? You do the two in the middle. So close to the snake and on the right. Yep. So that's your third pick. No, the internet's fine, they're not in here. No, that ball. Nice buddy. No. I'll throw a ball, yeah, but I want to keep going. I want you to hit, when you get on your left over, if you're feeling it, you can... It's like running for a DQ, yeah. 100% it and get that extra two and a half million. It's a pretty good shot. Nope, not quite. That was a floppy post pass and then I fucked up the shot. Sorry. We'll try it again. Also sloppy. Nice, Jake is chasing it. Nope. Nope. Map checkered. Just a little bit not far enough on my flipper to hit the mystery. It's fitting it a little bit weird. Do you notice that? It moves around a lot. Your left ramp is asking for a shot, and then you can lock it in with the coffin. What am I gunning for on mystery? There you go. Now hit the coffin. The captain's ball. The captain's ball? Yep. Oh, fuck. I'm going to lock it in. Donate, kids. I swore. I apologize. How'd I do? Solid in there. Well, it is actually still dreaming in here, so I guess. Deepen. Deepen it real. I will say deepen. All right, Internet. It's time for a high score. I missed it. Yep, I missed there. No. Yep. I'm out! I'm out! I'm not dealing with that. I apologize, dude. I didn't realize you were next to me. I didn't know it lingered like that. It's really not that big of a deal. It's mostly... Yup! Alright. Nicely done. Oh, whatever. Why are you so dreamy in here? Oh, I can bring it back. I can... Is that alright? I can do you all none. When are you streaming the new Kiss Machine? Um, yeah. Never. I would love to if Stern would drop one off. Wink, wink, Stern. Are you watching? Joey. What's up, buddy? Gary. Gary Stern. Are you there? Gary. Gary, if you're there, I'm real quiet. Well, I'll tell you. Oh, Laura, one more hit to Sparky and you have a multiple. Gary Stern actually, him and I email back and forth and geek out over Harley Davidson motorcycles. Nice. Because he rides and he also waves, like, within walking distance of here. Let Joe hang out with him. Gary? He didn't like to walk. Sure. All right. All I have to do is be mad. That's all I got to do. Guys, we need one more stub. Just one. Just steal $4.99 out of your mom's purse. I'm just kidding. Do you have taxes on that? Nope. I pay taxes on everything. That'll do it. Oh, that'll do it! He wins! What did that get me? Two and a half mils for the extra pound. That's cool. I'll take it. Nicely done, brother. Feel free to raise the tilt if you want this one. So, Coffins. No, I don't want to do that. You can do a walk-on. Nick knows me, though. I do that. Yeah, he's a controller thrower. Yeah, I'm a controller thrower. Christmas. Alright, so Poppin's like, nope. Should have put a gift... Oh, dude. Jaden, let me tell you something, man. I was thinking about that. I was walking around and I'm like, who do I talk to that works on the floors that I can just say, oh, hey, Spoon said I can take one of these kiss machines with me. Take any rug in the house. Yeah, right. There's like a little cup holder that pops out on the machine. Hit the button on your computer, put $90 in there, and then close it. And then, yeah. Thanks, buddy. One, two, three. Just one. Just one on it. Who got second on that? Me. All right. What? Chicago Hobbs, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Also, Hobbs, what's up, buddy? Good to see you, man. Also, thanks for being the guy that knocked us over the edge to get our remote. Can you move this over, if you will? You knocked us up. to the part where we got all the stuff. Expecting soon will be a couple new emotes. Some little baby houses. We'll have a donation and a sub. A donation and a sub. Hold on. Dances with Veggies. Guys, we're getting better at this, hopefully. Hi! $2 from Dances with Veggies says, CootsHammer and I love watching your stream just about every night. Keep up the good work. Soon the Wisconsinites will show you how to drink. All the good vibes to you and yours. Dancers with veggies. That $2 is going right into the slot machine. Thank you very much. Just kidding. Like, you know, ladies dancing, stuff like that. Um, okay. Well. You, you, me, you. No, you beat me, actually. You get a special buddy mode. Hold on. Let me just double check that that actually hit what we were trying to hit here. I don't want to freak out over nothing. No, hit something. No, you're bad. Switch. You're super bad. Wow. All right, Nick, take it home, buddy. Have fun, Nick. I'm going to play both-handed. Sometimes that happens, and you can't do anything about it if you're not super good. So let's see. We hit a Motocon. Yep! Holy crap, we're ready. We're ready. Two more emotes. There's a Monday here. Do you have that for me without touching next hand? Veggies donate for two bucks. Please acknowledge. You know what? I need external speakers so that my notifications are better. I'm sorry. I had to. It's important. Two days. Stand up, Brad. Stand up. Stealth 23 with a follow, my man. What is up? Wait. Didn't you get also... Sorry? I thought stealth was spelled with a three. A three. It was. So it's a different stealth 23? We need to... Okay, I need some external speakers. You guys, you're playing it for me right now. Polly B? Polly B! I was watching Pauly B do some stuff earlier. Nice. There better be a Laura emote. Yeah, the butt emote. That's what I'm trying to make. It's Laura's butt. It's like two tiny little hands. I can show you what it looks like. They won't let me have it. Don't let me be mean to it. Don't be mean to it. Be gentle. I love this. So this internet, that's the emote, but I animated it. But just the butt standing there is what I'm trying to get through. I've been watching you via PSP Gaming. What up, girl? Ice-creamer. You doing alright? I'm trying to stay in cool. I don't know what to do. So I animated the butt emote, clapping his hands together. Still got mine? The butt's been turned down twice so far, but we'll get there. You just have to find an acceptable version of the butt. Look at this. Look at this butt play. So, amongst all the nonsense going on, Nick is just freaking playing it right now. He's alive. No, no, no, no, no. That butt. We had that. Good job. I was just trying to not... It screwed you at the end there. So, shiz, I actually drew pants on it that were skin tight and it still got turned down. So I'm going to have to think of something else. Which is surprisingly family friendly. Because we've got a lot of young people watching. Well, also, I feel like if we were able to make a Brighton emote, people would subscribe to us just for that emote. I'm beating down your door to get a butt. Just wake up with like... I'm told there were butts here? 9 grand a month. They're not letting you do it. It's not because of the context. They're like, you're not allowed to get rich off of this. This butt that I designed. Let me see what you're trying to do here. No one can have the butt. It's a fine demand. People like butts. I gave them a butt. Are we still on the too dangerous guy? No, that's this guy. I'll let it go. Alright guys. I do not want to be known as the two dangerous. Is that good? You're Nick two dangerous. Clap them hands. How does that even count? Twice as dangerous. Twice as dangerous. You mean the Nick two warnings don't even ring a bell bell. That was too dangerous. There is a high demand for butts. The supply is not meeting it. Oh, man. Was that your drop catch? Yeah. That's hand stuff. Oh. really nice close pass. It's a sharky guy or whatever his name is. Sparky! I'm not a good metallic. Neither am I. I don't think it has anything to do with Metallica. You piece of crap. Oh! Three dangerous dangers. What I did was I got a danger and another danger and then I think there might have been some sort of like fear boner thing happening where I like finished the tilt off. Fear boner. Mulatto Bugs! Okay, okay If I don't get the button now I am going to the Twitch con which is the conference for which where's that happening? in San Francisco. Yay! And it happens in September, or mid-September. And I'm going to shake the hand of the person that lets me put a freaking butt in the chat. No! I didn't want to mess around with it. Well, you have a fear boner next to you. I don't know if that one will make it. The fear boner will not make it. Yeah, if I'm still in Oakland when it happens. We had a joke that some of them do have magnets in their crotch. Right. He had pants with a magnet there, and so when someone said her name, he was like, he's got the magnet right there. Just sits there. Yeah, that's my thing overall. Kill it, brother. Oh, God. Beer boner. You just look, you're so pinched, you just walk in and you're like, do it! No, that's me? No, that's you. What was my D-Hash? When did it switch on? September... I want to say 12 maybe? Something like that? I like to book events and then figure out where the hell you want to sleep the day of the event. Like when I went to Papa this year, I just flew out there, got there and I'm like, Hey guys, let's play pinball! And then nighttime came and I'm like, I just found a damn good new word to sleep. There's a couple really good pinball places in San Francisco. Oh, right on. Um, I'm trying to let them, uh, let me do a panel. Yeah. But I think there's too many people doing panels, so there needs to be some panels. I've done this with people who play pinball. It was a delicate time. I hope you saw that, Internet. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. We play like a bunch of games, and she's like, When you can get the finesse, like, great. Ballerina grace. Yes. Beautiful. The ballerina grace. I don't like that butt. You don't like the flat butt? No. The butt sitting on a. No, it's like a bunny butt. That's like a butt sitting on a freaking, like, two by four. Deep country style. Does that mean anything to anyone? Yeah. Please, mom, I'm done. I'll take the danger. Laura 2? Laura 2? Laura 2. Oh, gross. Laura 2! Is that you sneezing? Someone's already using my emote. Can I click that? Someone's using my emote. I don't know. I have no idea actually what I was doing there. I just sort of gave up on it. Um, what are you doing? What? There is no Ches... What? How does that flippin' exist? Well, it's cause it looks like a mom butt. It does, yeah. Very much so. Over 2,000 years. Okay, you know what? Shut it down. If not, we're not. Yeah, that's what I want. Now, multiball thing. Clap that hand. Oh, you've got to get rid of my hands. Whoa, whoa there. Whoa, calm down. Clap that hand. Clap that hand. Stop it, Sparky. Sparky? Sparky? Hey, boy. Constantly cuteness. Bye, Bacon. break it up in that brother love you love your show yeah coast it up on in there you know casual like I'm not sure if this is a good thing to do. Chuck only contacts me to come on when big things are happening. Hopefully he just calls me to go off on a random day. Oh, you have to have the... Oh! Toxic rat man, thanks for the follow! I noticed it. Hey, I noticed you. Look at this. Hold up. Oh, damn, that's a toughie. Is it perfect? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm gonna get that snake now for your animal. Yeah, that emote is actually BS and you have to have a plug-in to make it work. I saw that. Give it back to me, give it back to me, give it back to me. You get it? Yes! Did you get it? Oh no! That sucks. I thought for sure you got that. I thought I had it too. I thought for sure you got that. That's mean. Sadness. Two more ramps for me. He has a joke. He shoots, he says, oh! Donate to kids. Oh, that's mean. That's mean. That's mean. That's mean. That's mean. I hope you're able to drive because I've been drinking. Watermelon. In the words of Beyonce, surfboard. Lockbox. Lockbox. What do I want right now? Mystery? We all saw the DuckTales Beyonce video. Yeah, okay. What does that do? Nothing. Nothing? Mystery. This is the biggest bus. It gives you nothing. Yeah, mystery. For how hard that shot is to hit. That shot is painful. Sorry, that's good. Especially for, uh, for, um, Crank It Up. The worst though, the right orbit is blinking red. Yeah, I hit that a couple times. Whatever shot that you hit, a red light or a red arrow will be over that shot. And that means you're working on that shot to build up all the things associated with that. So if you want to light that shot up, for seek and destroy you want to shoot it, the red arrow will be there, and you want to hit Sparky, the snake, and the grapefarker, and then you can lock it in. There it is, all right, you're on Lady Justice. Rampant. Duck tail, woo! My fear's like a hurricane. I thought you were doing good on that snake shot too. I felt so good about it, I had it. Whoa! Nope, not me. Not me. Wait, no. Almost kicked the buddy. I'm playing like a pretty big dog right now. I hate that bird. You hate my bird? Yep. We're so in love. Yeah, there was no break period on that snake. I thought I nailed it. The snake has like zero... I thought I got it. I threw it right into the buzzer. I felt so good about it. And I hit it, and I hit it once, and it bounced out. Zero grace period on the snaker, you know. And well, there's what it is. Every machine is different. You just gotta take it. Murmur. Of course. That makes no freaking sense how that is even possible. Yeah, right. How like it just rolls cleanly over this or it will hit this like divider here and just whoop down the side which doesn work It feels like it should do that less being a piece of metal Right Do you have any pro tips on that Just pray Well okay A little pop on it? Whenever the ball is anywhere near the top of the slingshot at all, anywhere near the in lane, out lane, all that stuff, drive a piece of the play field into that ball to get the fuck out of there. Yep. Do not rely on that ball going down the in lane by itself. You don't want it anywhere near that. Just get it to help out. I've gotten into the habit of hitting the machine kind of rapidly just to cause a little bit of vibration just to kind of set it down. I need some pointers. Ready? It's starting to rip. Don't rip the skin. Okay, here we go. So what do we need? North of the... What do we need? Okay, we need some sparky shots. Okay, sparky. Okay. Alright, we're getting some inlanes here. I'm looking at the chat. You want to go up the left ramp. There you go. What's next? You're like a coxswain. In the big mouth. That's not good. What happened? Aww. The flipper stopped working. You didn't direct me. Alright guys, we're good for one more game. The marker is gone. So that was Nick, Jace, and then Beeston. Nice. Nick. Jace. Beeston. Ducktail. All right, now. Here we go. Let's do it. Slam. Slam it. And start the song. Let's do it. There's an awe moment for you. Oh, Laura on my back. She's a terrible, terrible coach. Looks like we're in a warm bath. How even pelted is anyone's desk? Mushy mushy dog dress! Wait, Laura Pan? Are you freaking kidding me? Is that the only Laura Pan right now? Laura Pan! Thanks for the freaking follow! Woohoo! Hey, Laura Pan! You gotta, like, do the peace signs. Laura Pan! Kawaii! Kawaii, Laura Pan! Oh my god. It's over. Neither of us is broken. We all like Laura. Oh! I would have given that to Laura. Laura's taking over. It's gnarly, man. You can't mess around with it. Brother, shut up. This is what it's about. We've got to get people out here. Show the internet. Hello players. Hello chat. Hello! Hello! Sir or madam, welcome! In front of my GF, Laura, we love you. We like her too. She's a good hammer. She's a good hammer. She wants a mustache ride. She does. Zing zing! Hey! Ah ha! Sorry, I didn't mean to hit a parallel ball. Yep. That was exactly what I did. Cool. You didn't come up. But I got twice the magic. Uh huh. Dangerous. I thought it was like a super skill. What's that? Lisa. Get put! The super skill card feels so good. Yeah. It feels like, hey, the attack from Mars. Like some pro level nonsense happening there. Yeah. Okay, so we've got a lot of stuff. Okay. I've got a lot of stuff. You've got a lot of stuff. I've got a lot of stuff. Okay. You've got a lot of stuff. You guys don't know how great you are. Great you. JD gets the money and Laura gets to host. That's highly made. $25. I will come in on Monday. No, Laura, you gotta be here now or you have to be here all the time. Okay. You got me maybe the most robbed I've ever been. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. I've seen in a while. It even like teared on the edge. It wanted you to know that it thought about it. By the way, so Laura, you want to make sure like those lanes are empty now when they go through there. Oh, they, okay. Thank you. You got it, buddy. You got that door time. Oh. She's just smashing right at my love right now. Yeah. Killer. Honestly, if you play all night, you're good to go. Yes. Yes. Oh, you didn't have to say that earlier. There you go. You're annihilating me. Oh, my God. Get ready. Left flipper. Just hold it up. Hold up the left flipper. Beautiful. That was scary. Freaking beautiful. It's super scary when you don't... Oh, no. If you did not lift up both flippers, you would have saved that. We are drunk and drunks fly together. Dan says you are correct. I'm pretty smashed right now. I can't see a mug and think there's alcohol in there. I feel like we're just drinking coffee. That's my whole point. I know, but... You want to know a secret about this mug? Oh. It's my ex-boyfriend's mug. What? Oh! I know. I got a skinny little crack. I'm not worried about it. That was me? All right. That was a nice little... I have never even... Soon, even Laura will tell us four times a day. It's 2 a.m. and I watch how you play pinball. Is something wrong with me? No, nothing's wrong. No, dude. Although most of our viewership is overseas. Really? Yeah. And, listen. No, no. Lay in bed, cry into your pillow. whisper into your pillow. Just say dead trip over and over again. And when you fall asleep, you're just going to be high-fiving me naked on a beach for like two hours. Clap in hand. Clap in hand. We're going for a record now. We're going for a record. Get in there. All right. 30 is the number to beat. I might kill you. But you know what's funny? It was like 30 for playing a week of Metallica. He's counting tilts on something else. Whoa! Dude, this is fun. Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here. Laura's leading by quite a margin at this point. Laura's slaying right now. Holy crap. All right, here we go. We're on tilt as a group right now, except Laura. We're like, ah! What's happening? I think it's at half tilt. It might have gone out in one hour. All right. You mother... Alright, we're all... No, it's you, sir. No, it's you. Internet, we're playing maybe the worst game on Metallica that has ever been played. Yeah, it's bad. Alright! It's real bad. Let's do it! Oh, slink out. Oh, sling out. Whoa! Beastman by the way, Laura, Laura, Laura, you're in first place. Say it again! With four freaking million points. Alright. You're in first place. That's a shock once you get this game going. go. The worst game ever. Yeah, we're playing another game now. Please. You can't leave this. I'm not going to be like this. I'm going to go down like this. Get up there. Thank you. No. No. It's like beating, um... Okay, alright. This is fine. I mean, give them a break. We're playing at 141.3 million, exactly. Those are huge on this. That's percentage. That's percentage. Play Monopoly. That's all drained down there. We fall way in here. Yes! Sing! So he hasn't had a ball, which means his ball saver came back to life. It drew another ball into play. Now he's going to want to hit the coffin here to lock in one of his shots. He's got Lady Justice running too, which is this shot, this shot, this shot, and this shot. You got your 2x score and go nuts buddy. Hit that snake to get your edible. No, edible already hit that snake. I saw the snake flashing. Ah shit. The snake will keep flashing until you get your 2x again, but not the edible. Go end the week on the nice door. I completely agree. Although, Jace is like... Well, it's over now. Alright, B. Okay, that was okay. The Beast! The Beast! Laura, stand where you're gonna stand, and stand how you're gonna play. Alright? Is that how you're gonna be? I think so. Alright. We're gonna make you just like, tough as fuuuuuck. The Beast! Kill it. Yeah? Yeah. from her body. Hey. Hey, Steve. Oh, no! Reno, Reno. You're still in second there, buddy. All right. I'm in second place so far. Okay, so. Oh, it's a walk-up. Laura is slaying it right now. Oh, man. Jace is just absolutely murdering her. Mom, please. There's a little bounce pass. I heard that. What are you touching? Nothing. Decent. Oh, my God. Just trying to throw you off. It's working. You good? Jack, you're having a mustache on you. Get out of here. I did not draw a mustache. Uh, what? What the hell? Oh! I wanted to grab something, I don't know how. You never did this before. Here's what you need. You put them up here and go stand against the door. Alright, we'll see if we can hook them up to all the guns. I'm about to have some crisis right womp womp noises happen in here. Because I'm a little intoxicated. Alright, I just need the far right crap. Crap. Alright, we've got to keep one of these alive here, kids. Nice. Nice. That's two mil. Yep. Yep. Nice. You son of a... Oh, no way. No way. There is no God. There is no God. That's harsh. There is no Jack, only Zool. So we're going to climb that hill again, folks. We're going to chop some wood. I need snake and grave marker, actually, if I want to do that. Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. That is a great song. That is a great strength. Uh, blah, man, yeah, I'm drunk. Yep. Yep, I'm drunk. Nice. Thank you, shop, please. You're great. You should create your weekend. Oh, I hate you. I hate you so much. It's not even real. Have fun, Almanameth. Pepsi Man. See ya, Owl. Enjoy your Pepsi-man. I mean, Pepsi Man. Metallica, I hope when you go to a restaurant, you order a milk tea. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. you order a milkshake, they give you a glass that just came out of the washing dishwasher, and it's all hot, and then it melts your milkshake. Oh, what are we talking about here? Yes, so that's double scoring also. Hold on. By Uncle Carmy. Uncle Carmy, Tony refused to answer. Uncle Carmy, oh, the refused dude. Uncle Carmy, that's why I'm here. I got tickets for the Dumbledore show. Nice. Dude, that's awesome, Uncle Carmy. See you later, bud. Oh! Nice. And no danger. I can't danger. I will tilt. I will tilt if I get a danger right now. So one shot to Grave Marker and I have a multiball. Alright. Yeah, making it very interesting. Love you guys. Thanks for watching. You dinosaur dump freaking monster. And crank it up Slick. Boo your shotgun. It's tough. We'll see if Slick and Jack get it. We'll see if Jack gets three balls. Booyah! Everyone gets three balls, but it's really hard for Jack having three. If everyone gets three balls, the internet. Dot, dot, dot. Profit. With your hand, Slappy. Don't use your hips. Okay. Get in the freaking snake, dummy. For me, it's hands because if I try with my hips, I eat my gut. Oh, tell me. Oh my flipping fricking flip-frick. There's no G! But this is what that is about. Your face is about. Or your D. What are you talking about possibly talking about? What is happening right now? Do not slap anything with your D. Alright, we have one more game to play. That one's a G. Wait, who said that? Jase? 12? One, two, three. Yeah, you're at 12. Then I have a second? One, two, three. The lady? Yeah, it's when you put your hand like that and then smack it really hard. A terrible. Alright, James, look. The premiere game, the last game. Do not use your D to hit the machine. We're going to encounter some problems. Get this crap out of here. Okay, I'm on Team War now. You don't know where that game has been. Lord Slappy. Lord Slappy. So what's the best way to bump the machine? I like it. I use my hands to hit the machine. I know people that, uh, no generalization, but the ladies that I know... Oh, God! They like to use, um, kicking the legs. I've heard that. It's fine. I'm not gonna play your ball, but some people, like, I like to hit the game, but I know a lot of ladies like to use their feet, obviously you can't see my clip, but they'll kick the leg of the machine to, like, move the machine in the right direction. Um, actually, this is me. Oh. Yeah, it's good. Lady. I find, like, you can kick the leg, and that's good if you need, like, a drastic, like, like, okay, I need to make it in the thing. Johnny. But just for the really precise nudges, the lots of little nudges and stuff like that, you're going to want to use your hands. The struggle is real, Internet. The struggle is real. We got a lot of people thinking I'm going to take it. Take what? I'm going to take the win. Always. Laura. Yes, all Laura's. Laura's good. Yep. Laura knows what she's doing. Hashtag Team Laura. Hashtag Team Laura. Laura's got a big butt. Smelly Laura fan club. Smells like Laura's spirit. Smells like Laura's spirit. That's pretty good. Please? Oh, F you. I hit that damn target. That didn't make any sense because I think I flipped without trying to flip. Alright, game, it's redemption. I'm sorry for all the things that I said from before. You know, where's the win in the relay? It's Laura. Oh, God. I'm sorry. Gentle, gentle. Double danger for that. Double danger. That is unfortunate When Laura steps up we let her do a little dance for the pinball machine and then It's one of you the children O'Brien you're more than welcome to We still look at all things dances I'm gonna drink you some buzz. Alright, V. Step up to the internet and say hi. Thank you internet for rooting for me. I appreciate it. This is the best I've done in a long time. Because of you. Aww, look at you. Did you freaking wink? I'm gonna beat you up internet, so now you can freaking look at my girl. my girl. Hashtag Jim Jacks facial hair. Thank you. Laura's trying to make me shave it off. The end of the beard is a real DZ! I don't need a shape, I need a, like a trim. You don't mind the monk stache, you just want less beard. Yeah. Oh, I want less of everything. Ardek! Greetings from America, and thank you for greeting us from Poland. Alright. Bye Ardek! Have fun in Poland, doing Polish stuff. Uh, Poland doing Polish stuff. Cheese and sausage. Oh man, I love Polish sausage. Sour Krause. They did the pancake. Yes, the freaking potato pancake. The potato pancake. Could the Beard play the next game? I will freaking try. Oh, man, yeah, we've gone a half an hour over the digital. How you doing? I'm okay, how are you? No, multiball is over. Hashtag let the bird fly. Give me the ball so I can do stuff. Oh, internet. The emotes that are on the way, you have no idea. I'm trying to coerce the PSP gamer into growing face fuzz. Here's the thing, Stelch, is that it looks great, it's disgusting when it's all up on your face. Smooches. Mmm. It's okay, but it's, I don't know. What? Did you hear that? This is just okay. It looks great. Looks great. Layer two. It's a little wiry. When you rub, like, my mustache with another mustache. It's like Velcro. It's like you're in a lock and you get stuck. You can get all intertwined. It's when two mustaches rub together just right that it creates that Velcro effect, and then you can't pull your faces apart. That's how you know it's love. Can you number three me, bro? Booyah. Here we go. Man, I love the new setup, I have to say. You know what? multiball's a fool. It's all about single ball play. Dance with Veggie. Winston Hammer doesn't like the beer either. Yes, you son of a biscuit! Okay, folks, I stress never to flip both flippers at the same time, but that right there saved my life. We refer to that as chopsticks, for whatever reason. And that danger actually came from me moving too much and kicking the left leg of the pinball. I don't know who that is. Hold on. I'll look. Zigzag, we love you! Oh, Zigzag, we love you, Zigzag. We stayed late for work on a Friday. Me nombre es Zigzag. You love me, no? Alright, who are we looking at here? She is turtle, Lord Slappy. What are you looking at? I literally point out what you're looking at. Um, Surge Tankian. Get the Surge Tankian goatee. You only just have like the freaking, like uh, the, what is that band? Anthrax. Just the Anthrax chin freaking thing. It's like two feet long. Oh! Just first from my chin. It blots out the sun on her face. Uh, cool. It's noty for sunscreen. Yo, get that beard dog. That was a nice drop in. We're doing pretty well, but I'm killing it, so... System of a down, that's right. Serge, use the laser. So did the flipper not go, or did you flip that up? I'm drunk, guys. I meant to flip and I just went like this on the flip. I just went, oh, hey. Sort of just like caressed it. I didn't actually push it. I was on my freaking wave. You want me? Yeah, I mean... I don't know that it matters. Take it. I had like a monumentally evil lead. Was that last? No, I was third. Was you? I was third. Okay. Okay. Three. Wait, Laura, shoot! Go home and get your drunk. Yeah, PSP, you were drunk. Laura gets to deal with me in the car now, just farting and screaming the entire way. I still like to, I think half an hour after the stream's over, address Laura as the Internet. And she likes to scream at me to say I'm not the freaking Internet. Or the best is when he's like, oh, today when I was screaming, blah, blah, blah. Like, yep, I know, I was there. I was there. Okay! Alright. So you're gonna be in the screen if you close it. Okay! Press the button, David! I tried. They get so scared when they're noobs. Scott Ian here. Yeah? Yeah, TickTack, I'm taking a dive now. I feel bad. No. You got this. You got this. Activate beard, powers of love! Wah wah wah wah wah. You got this buddy, hang around. You got it. You wanna play in a rider or is that your line? So we have a... Do you have a beard? Do you need a beard? Do you? Can I come in here, can I come in here? Yeah. I'm just consolidating. Math turns! Sean Quinn, this is the last game of the evening. I would play all night if I didn't have a date job. But if you guys give me enough money, maybe I won't have to have a date job. What, ravioli? Yeah, right, ravioli. None of us were satisfied. I should have quit because I was ahead. I was like, alright, we're all done. There we go. Goodbye, internet. Oh, shoot. Somebody click follow. I need to see this. Hurry up. Follow. Unfollowing and following does not work. If you're lurking, which I appreciate, hit the follow button. It's free to do. And I'll say your name out loud. And everyone wants to hear me talking, obviously. Can I get done again? Oh, get in there. And get the chop? Oh, I've done the chop. No! I've done it all. Dragon Boy 447, thanks for the follow, buddy. You answered my prayers. Get this out of here. What? Selfie 200? Folks, I have all the appreciation in the world for Lurker. Thank you for following. Chatting you for fools. Is this it? Okay, please. 7-Eleven! Thank you for the follow. Man. This is a spree. This is a spree. We got a follow thing going on. Give me another one. Oh, man, that's sad. There you go. Remember, following is free. Subscribing is $4.99. Let's go. Woo! I'm sorry. You got it. You didn't want it, yeah. Those followers are real. I'm gonna follow her screening order because you guys are following me too much. Dragon Boy. Oh, hi. Hey. I'm Jack Danger. I'm here all the time. Currently playing as Jace in from out of town, playing some dragons right now. We have Nick Delaney, Delaney, Delaney, Delaney nodding his head. Chicago local currently. We have Laura the Beast. Just undefeated all night. Nice buddy. JD the next fake twitch streamer that makes a career out of streaming. Guys will never know. And they'll think, okay, realistically, that penis looks on point. Because typically people put the capital D at the end, but that's three. I never even thought of doing that, and that looks incredible. That's a solid penis you put there, buddy. Not high? He means big high, not low high. Because he's like yelling like it's starting to sound like hi. He's like hi Still good Huge, buddy. Make sure you run an extra ball on the... Running the clinic. Excellent, Nick, sir. Hats off to your penis, though. Oh, whoa, what is that? That? Except it's on the wrong side. No, it's perfect. It's perfect. Perfect. But beer, do you drink most of the time? Dicks? Veggies? It varies. So we'll go through like very long spurts of craft beer and then when we run out of it we quickly go out and buy like PBR and stuff. Nick here and Jake brought a soul pack, a half blue ribbon. Pinball is love, pinball is life. So is Shrek. But do not look that up because it's super creepy. Do not look up Shrek is love, Shrek is life. And speaking of PBR, there's a lot of beavers around here. Why do these keyboards bust? Jack make a career out of streaming? Man, it would be nuts. I'm also an animator. uh... Nice. Spotted cow is fantastic. Oh, my God. Spotted cow is on point. And toes are overrated, dude. Dude, Jay's making the world work. Nice work. Nicely done, dude. Strike his love, strike his life. It's the best video ever. Do not look it up. You're fine. Is this me? Yep. Oh, long gone. There you go. That's a reverse V. I am Batman. Wait, Laura. Do you know what happens when you let the chat room run for two hours and 20 minutes? Yeah, it's always going to stop at 10. We typically end at 7 o'clock. It is now 7.36. You've passed the point of, uh, like... Yeah, right. You're in bonus time. We're in Lord of the Clowns. Now is when all the butts and penis jokes come out. Um, please? I had to. Nailed it. So, Sparky, if you'll notice, yeah, he's flashing. This one, so these two solid lights and that one flashing means I have about two or three more shots to Sparky before the multiball starts. So, hopefully, I can nail this. Drop catch, nail it again without any problem. For whom the bell tolls. Oh, you spudger. That flip after dart is pretty good. Mom? That should be a thing. Boom! We did it! Oh! Oh! So, he got it. He got it. I don't know if you guys saw that. He got it up there, and he tilted like he was supposed to, but he did get it up. That's called a death sting. He did get it up there. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. We don't talk about it. We don't talk about it. Dark net. No underground shit. Dead for the death of the dead. We did it last Friday. It was fun. What, Jet Flip after Dark? Yep. Oh yeah, we started streaming at 8 and went until like 10, up there on Star Wars. Oh no, it was a school night. But you guys, make sure you know that it wasn't just a tilt. He got it back up into the play piece. If he wouldn't have actually tilted it, he would have kept going. Bugs and dick jokes are all I know at this point. You know, and it's because it's after 7 o'clock. Yeah, forbidden technique. The lone goat. Forbidden technique. But it was good. You don't tilt, you're not trying. Thank you. Exactly. I think we've all had at least one tilt. Yeah. You're not tilting, you're not trying. You can't not tilt on this. No. Like, if you... Yeah. That was, uh... Did J.D. move to the dark side? He had a flirtation with the dark side. Yeah. The death, they were just throwing lightning bolts and... Like, hey, dude, you can shoot lightning bolts if you want to. and I'm like, oh, this sounds so sweet. Laura, hit all the pigs. Both of the, yep, hit the other one on the far left. Far, far left. You're fine. Keep that one alive. Shoot. Butts. No. Shoot butts. Oh, nice. Nice ball. Nice wall. Beard snobbery, that's probably the best joke I've read on stream. I tried sending my Twitch password to Peanuts, but it said my password was too small. Guys, can we clean up the chat, please? Deadfoot back in time. Man who crashed into Bell with Erection made a very loud song. Okay, I'm done reading the actual chat, because I'm going to get... Guys. Oh god, I love you guys so much. Woo! No! No! No! What happened? I beat Nick, that's what happened. No, and you beat me too. Woo! So Jakes, you had 30, right? Do I get second place? Yeah. Oh, that's sick. Yeah, and that meant that you did. One, two, three. Who had second? Me. Laura? Yeah. Shards, what? I guess I could play. Who had third? Me. Oh my god, I'm the worst at that ball player. Wait, who? Me. Yeah. O'Share Hipster. Okay, folks. Wait, someone followed? Um, that's a Chicago and a Canada. As a Canadian in Chicago, or a Chicago and a Canada, the stream makes me happy. Well, you know what? Welcome to happiness. Tonight, Laura, can you please hit number two for me with your butt? My man. um crap Jace the freaking winner tonight with 15 points ladies and gentlemen get some flippers up for this guy first place he comes to in Chicago comes here whoops our ass donates to kids looking at the mic and now he's going to go leave and do other important stuff second place Nick with 19 14 points because math is easy folks one point behind your boy here won. See, that was why I only needed, like, literally to hit a skill shot to beat her, and we would have tied, which is how I wanted it to go. Because the game was over. You know it. Then it goes Jack and Laura. Laura was really close. She had about six points, seven points, and I had twelve, because I'm drunk. No, play one-handed. Let me tell you something. Laura showed up to work, or my studio here, About an hour and a half to two hours early. And she's like, I hugged her. And she's like, wow, you smell like beer. And I'm like, oh, I'm just testing out this beer that is in the fridge. Because I have actually been drinking for most of the day. That's fine. I will crush you. Internet, thank you so much for coming. I love you. You know, this week has been insane. Twitch put us on the homepage. We got a lot of follows, a lot of subscribers. We now have enough subscribers to put up two more remotes. Which I will design maybe over the weekend. Maybe on Monday we'll figure it out. I haven't really decided what that's going to be. You know what? Laura won. Get over here, Laura. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. Sorry, James. You can stand here because you're shorter than I am. Oh, well, debatable. You know, have a good weekend, Internet. Thank you so much for all the follows, all the donations, all the subscriptions. We could have done this without you guys. And, you know, the bigger this gets, the more incredible pinball is going to be for the world. I am only trying to do this to get this out there for everybody. And like I said, go watch the VODs because the beginning of the video is us explaining properly how to play pinball. And the end of the video is us talking about butts and penises at the end of it. Which, you know, is how it goes every single day. Outside of that, we're going to play Stern's Walking Dead all week. They were kind enough to donate one to us. We have the updated code, which a lot of people haven't seen played. And it's going to be nuts. So outside of that, thanks to Nick, thanks to Jace, Laura over here for freaking killing all of us. I'm Jack Danger. We're here Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. We'll see you Monday, folks. Go play some pinball. Have a good night. Adios. Play real pinball, fellas. How do I? Wait, hold on. Laura, show me your best. _(Acquisition: youtube_groq_whisper, Enrichment: v3)_ --- *Exported from Journalist Tool on 2026-04-13 | Item ID: 5518f1ab-2bd7-4475-9ec7-0b27da791ca0*