# Episode 93: Pinball Prices Bother Drew.... He can't afford to buy them all.

**Source:** Poor Man's Pinball Podcast  
**Type:** podcast_episode  
**Published:** 2021-03-23  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://poormanspinballpodcast.libsyn.com/episode-93-pinball-prices-bother-drew-he-cant-afford-to-buy-them-all

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## Analysis

Poor Man's Pinball Podcast Episode 93 features hosts Drew and Scott Ian discussing Drew's Florida vacation, their recent pinball experiences, and pinball pricing concerns. The episode includes casual banter about delivery logistics, classic System 11 machines vs. modern Stern games, silly/guilty pleasure pinball machines, and news about Jack Danger beating Deadpool. The hosts emphasize value, nostalgia, and affordability in pinball gaming.

### Key Claims

- [MEDIUM] Modern System 11 games like Meteor offer better value for money than current Stern machines despite being older. — _Scott Ian and Drew discuss Meteor gameplay and value proposition compared to contemporary Stern games, noting cheesy sound effects and fun factor._
- [HIGH] A delivery company charged an extra $170 plus $32 liftgate fee for what was previously a standard service for multiple pinball machine deliveries. — _Drew describes receiving a Deadpool delivery where a brief push into the house was suddenly charged as 'inside delivery' by the same company that had delivered 6-7 machines without charging previously._
- [HIGH] Jack Danger beat Deadpool pinball game, reaching the kill screen/memory limit with approximately 4+ billion points. — _Scott Ian confirms: 'he beat the game... he beat monster bash's ass... four plus billion... he reached the kill screen not enough memory.'_
- [MEDIUM] Star Wars Comic Edition (Premium Edition) pinball machines are no longer being produced by Stern. — _Scott Ian mentions his Star Wars Comic Premium Edition delivery and notes 'if something happens to it guess what there are no more of these around... they're not making them new anymore.'_
- [MEDIUM] Key West has multiple pinball machines at various bars and venues throughout the area. — _Drew describes finding Medieval Madness in Key West and notes 'Key West was loaded' with pinball machines at multiple locations._

### Notable Quotes

> "You can't beat the value, especially in today's market that it keeps going up."
> — **Scott Ian**, ~47:30
> _Core thesis about System 11 machine value vs. modern Stern pricing in an inflationary market._

> "I have not damaged any pinball machines coming in here... I take it to Elliott, get it into my kitchen, open the door, and then I just push the fucker down the stairs."
> — **Scott Ian**, ~34:15
> _Humorous description of unconventional delivery method using carpeted stairs, establishes DIY ethos of the show._

> "he reached the kill screen not enough memory ladies and gentlemen congratulations Jack Danger for beating Deadpool"
> — **Scott Ian**, ~81:30
> _Announces rare achievement of beating/exhausting a pinball machine's memory capacity._

> "You gotta have that little bit of, it makes you smile. Yes. Blinding Flashers."
> — **Drew**, ~50:45
> _Articulates the emotional/nostalgia value of classic pinball machines beyond competitive scoring._

> "if you're not drinking to tell stories then you're not drinking you gotta you gotta get to the point where stories are created"
> — **Scott Ian**, ~30:20
> _Encapsulates the show's philosophy about community, storytelling, and camaraderie over serious competition._

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Drew | person | Co-host of Poor Man's Pinball Podcast; recently returned from Florida vacation; purchasing pinball machines including Deadpool. |
| Scott Ian | person | Co-host of Poor Man's Pinball Podcast; System 11 pinball enthusiast; recently received Deadpool delivery and has Star Wars Comic Premium Edition on order. |
| Jeremy Schmitz | person | Guest fill-in host from previous episode; described as knowledgeable pinball player; played pinball with Scott Ian. |
| Jack Danger | person | Pinball player who achieved rare feat of beating/reaching kill screen on Deadpool pinball with 4+ billion points. |
| Rachel | person | Chat participant and pinball enthusiast; owns Meteor machine; contributed to silly/guilty pleasure pinball machine discussion. |
| Zach Sharpe | person | Operator at Flippin' Out Pinball; referenced for escalera delivery equipment. |
| Dustin Soto | person | Powder coater at Mirror Image Coatings and Racine; performed cosmetic work on Scott Ian's Meteor cabinet. |
| Poor Man's Pinball Podcast | organization | Long-running podcast featuring casual, humorous discussion of pinball; hosted by Drew and Scott Ian. |
| Flippin' Out Pinball | company | Pinball distributor/retailer; supplies escalera delivery equipment mentioned by hosts. |
| Stern Pinball | company | Modern pinball manufacturer; Deadpool and Star Wars Comic Edition discussed as recent acquisitions by hosts. |
| Deadpool | game | Stern Pinball machine; Scott Ian receiving delivery Friday; subject of Jack Danger's achievement of beating game. |
| Star Wars Comic Edition (Premium Edition) | game | Stern Pinball game; currently being delivered to Scott Ian; described as out of production with no more units being manufactured. |
| Meteor | game | System 11 classic pinball machine; Scott Ian recently restored; serves as example of value proposition vs. modern games. |
| Medieval Madness | game | Classic Williams game; Drew played one game in Key West during Florida vacation. |
| Guardians of the Galaxy | game | Stern machine located in tri-level bar in Key West where Drew visited. |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Pinball machine pricing and value proposition, Classic System 11 vs. modern Stern machines
- **Secondary:** Delivery logistics and installation challenges, Silly/casual pinball machine preferences, Pinball community events and socializing, Competitive pinball achievements
- **Mentioned:** Cosmetic restoration and customization, Florida pinball venues

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.75) — Hosts express enthusiasm for pinball gaming and camaraderie but express frustration with rising prices and delivery company practices. Strong nostalgia for classic machines tempers concerns about modern pricing.

### Signals

- **[product_strategy]** Stern discontinuing Star Wars Comic Premium Edition production suggests limited/finite runs on specialty variants. (confidence: high) — Scott Ian states: 'if something happens to it guess what there are no more of these around... they're not making them new anymore.'
- **[market_signal]** Hosts emphasize superior value proposition of vintage System 11 machines versus contemporary Stern games at current price points. (confidence: medium) — Extended discussion of Meteor's fun factor and affordability compared to modern Stern machines; Scott Ian: 'you can't beat the value, especially in today's market.'
- **[supply_chain_signal]** Delivery companies implementing new or unexpected inside-delivery charges for standard pinball machine deliveries. (confidence: medium) — Drew describes being charged $170 + $32 liftgate fee by delivery company that had previously provided same service without charge for 6-7 prior deliveries.
- **[venue_signal]** Key West area demonstrates active pinball machine presence across multiple venues and bars. (confidence: medium) — Drew finds Medieval Madness at Key West bar; notes 'Key West was loaded' with pinball; identifies tri-level bar with Guardians of the Galaxy machine.
- **[competitive_signal]** Jack Danger achieves rare technical accomplishment of beating Deadpool pinball, reaching game memory limit at 4+ billion points. (confidence: high) — Scott Ian confirms achievement: 'he beat the game... he reached the kill screen not enough memory.'
- **[community_signal]** Community engagement around silly/casual pinball preferences suggests segment of players prioritize fun factor over competitive depth. (confidence: medium) — Extended discussion of guilty pleasure machines (Taxi, Fish Tales, Monopoly, Bad Cats, Bride of Pinbot) indicates community values nostalgia and accessibility.
- **[product_concern]** Hosts identify and discuss growing pinball pricing concerns relative to perceived value, especially comparing modern to vintage machines. (confidence: high) — Episode title: 'Pinball Prices Bother Drew... He can't afford to buy them all'; extensive discussion of value differential between System 11 and modern Stern.
- **[content_signal]** Poor Man's Pinball Podcast nominated for Twippies Rookie of the Year award, indicating community recognition. (confidence: medium) — Scott Ian mentions audience should 'vote for us on the Twippies Awards. As Rookie of the Year.'

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## Transcript

 Oh yeah, it's time. You've waited a week or more, and now it's finally here. The time has come for the sloppiest show on the internet. This week's episode of Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Starring Drew and Ian. That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over. That's good, baby. I'm gonna need someone to help me. I'm gonna need somebody's help. Son of a bitch! Give me a drink. One more night. I can't be free. Son of a bitch! If I drink and breathe, I'm gonna drink my way. What was his score to the day? Is Drew back from Florida and rested and tanned? Or is he just sunburned? And how can you tell anyways? This is all true. Very true. Very true. So, Drew. We're here, man. Before we get started, special thanks to Jeremy Schmitz last week for filling in my seat. It was probably still warm from my fat ass the week before. Yep. Jeremy was fantastic, like usual. I'll get the audio up one of these weeks. We'll get there. Hey, new chair. Yeah, so Jeremy Schmitz. Thanks for the bits, Kaz. Cavalier 88. He did an awesome job at the end last week. The man knows pinball. And why don't we just kick it off because everyone wants to. It's so nice. I know. It's very rare I have a co-host that knows pinball. It's been so, it was, whoo, he knew it all. Drew's just like, rocks. I got rocks. Red in the face. Can I just slap you right there and just laugh at your newest video on Facebook when you were showing off Meteor? Or no, what were you showing off? Yeah, Meteor. Meteor. He zooms up on the most cracked-ass cabinet I've ever seen to reveal the beautiful powder coat. Hey, I was very upfront and honest in that ad, so shove it. I just got new chrome trim around my windows on my 1994 Cavalier. I know, but here's the thing. I wanted to do the cabinet, but then I would have had to get the stencils. It would have been a whole thing. I didn't use stencils on that. Look at that. That looks beautiful. The laser war looks great. Well, that's in better shape than my Meteor cabinet was in. so no I can say I thought about it a lot but I already sunk so much money into it that would have been another more time that would have been another like $300 to $400 plus with me that would have took another year you're right Glenn that powder coat was beautiful our powder coater is skilled and guys you know how it's the cliche that they say like oh the pictures don't do it justice that thing the flake in there it looks so good and it looks blue in there but it is this purple that is like, oh, man, it's so good. I'm trying to think of a game that has that purple on it. I don't know, but it is. Dustin Soto and Mirror Image Coatings and Racine Ian turned me on to them. Dustin. I'm sure he's not here tonight. Are you listening, Dustin? Dustin, are you here? No, I do send him all the pictures, and actually he's always like, oh, can you send those to me? I want to put them on my site. He never does because he's already putting on really nice parts of cars and stuff. Sure. One's that really pop. I know. I know. I sent it to him. But did you see my guardrail, dude? Did you see my lockdown bar? It's a lockdown bar. Did you see my legs? Nothing. But, you know, the wire forms in Laser Ward, I mean, they just pop. They have that blue. Yeah. Yeah. No. Powder coating is so much fun. It is. It is. It just adds such a dimension to the game. Yes, it does. Super cool. Rachel's here. Hey, Rachel. Tony Scoots. Jeremy Schmitz in chat. All right. We got all sorts. Glenno. Tim, this is the Canada show? No, sorry, buddy. Maybe next time. There's two idiots talking on this show. Kaz, again, thank you very much for the bits. Okay. Nope. I'm listening. All right, so. Drew sucks at pinball. There it is. There it is. You know what? From now on, we will just not start the show until we get that. We'll just sit here and drink quietly. And then we get that, and we're like, okay, we can start. Drew sucks at Tim Lee. It's about time. Thanks, Tim Lee. Appreciate you. It's going to be that really awkward show where he's not on. You know what? It's so funny. Like, all day long on this show, Tim's like, yeah, Drew, you suck, fuck you, whatever. And then the next day. I don't think he's ever said that. Yeah, he has, many times. Oh, okay. The next day, I call Tim Lee, and he's like, oh, hey, how's it going, buddy? Mm-hmm. And then I just say, fuck you, and I hang up. Every time. He never gets old. You're right about that. It doesn't. It doesn't. You're right about that, Dr. Horror Brew. All right. We love it. We love it. So, Drew, you want to talk about Florida? I do. Talk about Florida. Man, we went to the Keys. It was great. Should we open up the bar first? Yeah, let's do that. All right. We're talking outside the bar right now. Yeah. Come in. Grab a seat. The bar is open. All right. So, welcome to the bar. Drew, what you drinking, buddy? Today, it appears that I'm drinking Schlitzmalt liquor. It's a great glass. It is. It is pretty cool. I got that at Goodwill the other day. It's got the awesome bowl on the front, the little switch lit. I don't know why it's in a cocktail glass. Yeah. I love those. But I am not. Do you guys see it up front here maybe? No. Did you move it? No. I didn't move it. It's just Gentleman Jack. Good old Gentleman Jack. So just having a little Gentleman Jack. Ian's feeling a little green today, so he is. Oh, look at that. Little St. Paddy's Day. What? Happy St. Paddy's Day, all y'all. You look like a bad whore. I'm going to have, sorry about that, everybody. I am drinking the black gold, a little bit of Guinness. Out of the Guinness glass. That Drew lovingly bought for me, so thank you, Drew. Give him a round of applause, everybody. You know what? We love Drew, and we're glad that he's back. So. That's one. All right, I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. I'll stop. Okay. What were we going to talk about? So we're in the Florida Keys. It's awesome. Kathleen's 40th birthday. We celebrated in style. We had an awesome time. There was one time where... They did the sexual position the 40. 40 times, too. It's not quite the 69, but you'll get it. I didn't. You can imagine. We're walking through Key West, and my wife, she says, look, there's pinball machines. And I'm like, oh, awesome. So she excitedly tells me there's pinball machines. I stick a dollar in, and she goes, you get one game. What a tease. And I'm like, really? So I played my one game, and that was it. So only one game. What game was it? Medieval Madness. It was there. It was in this place. In Key West, there's actually quite a bit of pinball everywhere. There you go. A lot of money there. Yeah. Yeah, Key West was loaded. But I am going to share the story of the tri-level bar. I assume you didn't go to the Silver Ball Museum. Glad my honor didn't know. Is it in Key West? I don't know. Because I looked on Pinball Map, and every place I found only had, like, two machines. I mean, there wasn't anything that stood out, but I could be wrong. Michael Williams. Oh, come on. You should be drinking Jameson. I played that game. Remember, guys? Yeah. You know, he had some. we'll tell that story in a minute um that was last week's fucking friday by the way if you want to learn that story yeah a lot of people have been asking ian's gonna put up the audio hopefully tomorrow maybe this week sometime whatever i'm a busy man yeah totally um so we we go to this bar and we knew what it was going in um but for the sake of the story we're gonna pretend we don't okay so it's on the main drag in key west and it's it's a big bar there's three levels and the bottom place it's open air like a lot of places obviously in florida there's people eating there's people drinking there's a bar it's it's like two in the afternoon and we go in and then we go up the first flight of stairs to the second level and there's another bar there's a guardians of the galaxy pro which i didn't play jackrabbit is it a gay bar and pivote access don't go to the top i'm getting there everybody knows this bar yeah so so on the second level then you start seeing these signs that are posted by the stairs for the third level and it says uh no sex on premises and no cameras no photography you know yada yada yada so we go up to the third level yeah it's a it's a garden of eat yeah it's a rooftop exactly yep and it's clothing optional there's so many people that know this place and uh we go up there and there's five people sitting in the bar stools. There's some other people milling around. Most of the people have their clothes on. But of those six people at the bar, there's one dude in his 50s, butt-ass naked, sitting on a towel, bald head, just drinking, having a great old time. Hey, little buddy! Come over here and pull up his chair! Pull up his chair! And there's two women in the back. Two women in the back sitting on a bench. They were topless. One looked really good. Good to know. My wife did one of these to me. Ah! And I'm like... No chill, Kathleen. No, no chill, Kathleen. No, that's exactly it. So, no, it was great. So these people started talking to us. They were from the Midwest, too, and they're like, did you know what this was when we came up? And we did because my wife's friend already told her about it, so we knew what we were walking into. But it was a cool place. We couldn't stay any longer because we had to drive back, and we were like an hour and a half away. So that's what it was. But we were staying at Marathon, which is like dead center in the Keys. It's like an hour to Miami and an hour to Key West, give or take, hour and a half, something like that. Yeah, Glenn's Silver Ball was just north of Miami. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we flew into Miami and then drove right to the Keys. Got it. But awesome time. I recommend anyone who hasn't been there, go there and have some drinks. My wife had. Tim Lee, Drew's pants immediately came off. Oh, Tim, if we were staying any longer, I would have took pictures for you guys, even though he told me not to. And I would have sent them right to... Kaz, the Drew let the nips slip. I'm doing this for the poor man. That's because it's what Kaz would have wanted. Yeah. Kaz told me to do it. I'm doing this for the Kaz. Good time, though. Kaz, I love you, man. Yeah. You know what? We should take a poor man's tribe or poor man's fan trip to the Keys. I'll just go down there. Make a week of it. It'll be awesome. Tomorrow? We leaving? Everyone? You don't care? Let's do it. Kids, jobs, whatever. Just leave them and go. I'm going to be busy anyway, so let's just do it. There's going to be mad people. You're going to come back, and guess what? All the same shit's going to be here. You talk calling my wife and my daughter. Let's move on. Moving on. so yeah that was florida cool i'm back cool man back and enjoying my new job and uh yeah here we are how about you man well i was out with jeremy schmidt and uh we had fun doing that and we talked about it last week's fucking friday but we played some pinball uh they had deadpool pro there they had did you play anything that you haven't played before oh let's see here no because everything there i've played yeah unfortunately there wasn't anything too new there um but good games though it was a good lineup it's always nice reconnecting with like the walking dead yes yes um there's certain games out there that's nice to just see and to play again like even deadpool is nice to catch up on um and uh what was some other ones we played we played a few they had a drastic park i didn't play that one but uh um no good game selection had a lot of fun had a lot of fun It's been a while since I played pinball on location. Fucking probably a year. Yes. So it was cool, man. I brought about 30 ones, and I was beating machines. Sticking them in there. Yeah, yeah. Then we'd stick a dollar in there. We'd play a game. Maybe one of us would play a ball. Then we'd just get drunk and keep drinking and forget about it. And then some guy will come up, and we'll be like, just play it, just play it. So what you're saying is you played pinball. I barely played pinball. I said I drank mostly. But it was nice to reconnect with some of the old loves. Yeah. So pinball is good stuff. That's awesome. And Jeremy's a good pinball player. I love those guys that say, I suck at pinball. Jeremy, you're pretty good. Now, you're not in NHL, but you're pretty good. Yeah, not many people are. Yeah, if you're comparing yourself to the Ian Harrowers of the world or even the Glenns, yeah, maybe not as good. But for an average Joe, you do damn good, buddy. So don't put yourself down. You kicked my ass, but I couldn't see straight. I was waiting for it. I was just waiting for it. That picture has some serious legs. And the best part was, so while we're on this trip in Florida, Jeremy Schmitz texts me at 2.30 a.m. Milwaukee time, which is 3.30 a.m. Florida time. I have my phone on silent. I wake up to pee at like 6 something and I see this I just see that picture and Jeremy says call me so I call of course they're sleeping, they're drunk, they're hungover whatever and it wasn't until about 8 or 9 in the morning that we figured out what the hell happened and Ian was okay I like where Jeremy's holding my arm like just stand still I gotta take a picture of this and that is a best new friend that's a good oh yeah no that's that's awesome close the bowling alley bar who does that and then fall down a ravine fell asleep too and then and then like the very next day or a couple days later a tribe member who i'll keep his name out of it because i don't think he wanted the world to know but he tells us a similar story how he got super drunk and there was some shenanigans and i was like oh my story seems pretty tame now compared to the rest of this it got weird yeah got crazy when you're i'm getting bumped down it's not like the craziest story in the tribe anymore no or the poor man in general yeah the poor man spinball podcast we don't fuck around i know it's awesome it's just good to hear that everyone's having fun everyone's having a good time life's too short like i said if you're not drinking to tell stories then you're not drinking you gotta you gotta get to the point where stories are created. Podcast, surely. Podcast. Yes, we are the podcast for sure. All right, well, what are we going to do? Are we going to talk pinball today? Yeah, we're going to talk some pinball. It's totally up to you, man. What's on tap? Yeah, what's on tap? We got some stuff I've been working on. Ian was speaking at Deadpool. Why don't you tell him what you got going on? Everyone knows you're getting one, but it's in town now, right? Yeah, I got a call today. It's here. It just needs to be, I just had to schedule a time to accept my delivery. Accept the delivery. Are they going to help you bring it down the stairs? Nah, probably not. But I got it down. I can do it myself. I have the stair climbing escalera, which is just carpeted. This is my version. It's just carpet. I just push them down the stairs. It works. Honey, I need some more carpet. I need some more of that expensive escalera carpet. Everyone here is just gasping. But no, it works. I'm actually the other side. I'm pulling it, trying not to get crushed. It is so fits the pinball machine exactly. The pinball machine can't get damaged. It's like tailor-made for the pinball machine. It's like a chute for pinball machines. You can't damage it. I have not damaged any pinball machines coming in here. No, it's been great. Or arcade machines. No, it's a straight shot. You've got to love it. You've got to love it. Yeah, that will be coming this Friday. So I'll have Deadpool unboxing or, yeah, maybe. I don't know. Oh, there you go. That'd be kind of fun. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. Poor man's escalar. Yeah. It's the poor man's. It's called carpeted stairs. You guys should look into it. Call Zach at Flip N Out Pinball if you want an escalera. Call Ian if you don't have money and you want your- Hey, how do you do it, Ian, all by yourself? How do you get these machines on here? Whoosh. I take it to Elliot, get it into my kitchen, open the door, and then I just push the fucker down the stairs. So that kind of segues into... Never broke a thing. No. Just to let everyone know. No. I would never damage the pinball machine doing that, so it works. Just the floor and the wall and the door. I have gotten pinball machines up by pushing them up the carpeted stairs. Oh, yeah, that's... I have almost gotten run over like three times. Monster Bash almost killed me once. Alien... Or no, Space Invaders got down that way. Yeah, Space Invaders is like the biggest machine ever. Guys, if we think about it, we'll take a picture of those stairs. Like I said, it is literally like here's a pinball machine. You got an inch and a half on each side. That is it. It's good stuff. It's good stuff. Oh, man. Speaking of that, so I got my mousing around last week, right? Are you enjoying it? Oh, I'm loving it. Good. But the guy who sent it to me, he sent me a message like a couple days ago, and he goes, they're trying to charge me for an inside delivery now. And this is the same company that I've had deliver like six, seven pinball machines, right? And as far as they know, it was basically a new one box because it was in a stern box. It was strapped to a pallet just like stern pinball machines. Same thing, right? Always the same. My house, they park in the street. They use the lift gate. They put it down. They take the pallet jack, and they just wheel it up to my house, right? It's just a straight shot up the concrete. And then I have one, well, two stairs if you count the stoop. So two stairs. What I do with the boxes is I just lay it down and I just push it into the house, right? Yep. Because my living room is right there and it's just real easy. I've done it 100 times. But sometimes if you're on the other side, you need someone to kind of give it a push when you lift it up over the threshold, right? So the guy, you know, I sign for it. I look at it. There's no damage, whatever. It's sitting there in front of my stoop. I sign for it. I take it off the pallet quickly. you know i set it onto the concrete and then i'm like hey man can you just give me a hand for a second he's like oh what do you need and i was like oh i just need you just give me a push just you know push it inside delivery how much is the charge so uh and like i said i've asked every guy to do it they've all obliged it was it literally took 20 seconds i'm just there he did it he pushed it i said yep you're good he never came in my house whatever they charged like 170 dollars plus like a $32 liftgate charge and I'm like to use the liftgate I guess because normally they'll have a dock and they can just go straight the fact they actually have to use the liftgate but once again I've had the same delivery the same company and I've paid for it myself never had that charge it was just silly and he ships a lot of machines so they're probably good pinball profile Jeff You used to grease them back in the day with free pizzas. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I know. I didn't have my gift certificates with me. Couldn't. No move, no more money. Yep. See? You got to grease the palms a little bit. Hey, man, I'll give you $20. Just give me a 20-second push. Well, I think the one time I did give the guy a little cash, but, yeah, it was just so stupid. Just like, come on. So, anyways. Ooh. So, who's paying that? You're paying that, I hope. No, no, no. Like I said, he works at this company a lot. He told them he's just going to use another shipper if they don't fix it. It was so dumb. Yeah. Mousing around, though, System 11 is fun. We've determined that, right? Mm-hmm. The sound effects alone are worth the price of a mission. When in a pinball machine in today's world are you getting, like, those cheesy sound effects, no pun intended? Oh, today's? Yeah. It won't happen, right? You know, you go around the ramp, the big ramp around the side, it goes whoop, you know, and it just makes like these, these cheesy sounds and it's so much fun. And, and we're going to, we're going to talk about this later. So this is kind of, we'll put a pin in this segue, but about, you know, value for dollars, right. Yep. And how much fun a game is for what you pay for it. You know, the price is a pinball. I said, we're going to talk about all that later. That's on tap today, but just, just so much fucking fun. what you got a thought no i don't i just i'm so excited so yeah i'm excited for you it's awesome and then uh my star wars comic premium is on a truck right now hey you have a deadpool banner right i do i have a star wars i was gonna ask you about a swap yes i do i will swap this guy this guy right here i was looking at that banner like the last week every day i go in there it's like right next i'm playing mouse and around and a game over here's the banner and i'm like i'm gonna ask ian if he wants to swap we should swap i'm gonna get the star wars comic uh you have the star wars comic edition i have the banner for it um so it's it's packaged up it's on its way and uh but now we're fingers crossed because if something happens to it guess what there are no more of these around no more what star wars comic edition really well they're not a lot of them oh you know they're not making them new anymore so anyways he packaged it up good jack rabbit you're right diner and roller games those older games have a lot of those characters that character to it just something about it it like yeah the rule set isn deep i get it like i already done everything in the game but one more game one more game i want to get a better score just oh man just it's fun yes it's it's pinball it's you know so and once again i i have there is a lot of value and fun in the newer sterns and the sterns are deeper and i like playing them a lot of times but just dollar for dollar and what you get for a system 11 or something it's just you You can't beat the value, especially in today's market that it keeps going up. And like I said, we'll talk about that a little later. Man, just so cool. And if I can get rid of the Meteor and get an Earthshaker or a Swords of Fury, I'll be ready to roll. Just like this game right here, right? Cactus Jack. Yes. You're not going to see a game like that anymore. It's got the little animatronics in the back doing their thing. I mean, that's just so cool. No shit. So, yeah. I just, you know, forget scoring, forget rules. It hits a little nostalgic button in everybody, right? Yes. You got to have that little bit of, it makes you smile. Yes. Blinding Flashers. Well, of course, they do that with some of the new games, too. But, yeah, very cool. Yes. And cartoony characters and just, you know, all that good stuff. Lock you up. So, yeah, I'm digging it. And Rachel, talk to me about your Meteor. She's pretty. Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. Tell us, what is your favorite guilty pleasure pinball machine that's just so much fun because you like that silliness, that silly factor in your pinball? You know, a lot of us get serious with, like, our rock and roll pins and, you know, some of these comic book pins. But what's your favorite silly game? Silly game only. And while you guys are doing that, Rachel, you just come to Milwaukee. Just come play. She was just here. I know she was. Come on back. Come play some Meteor. Come over to my house. You didn't even let us know she was in town. Exactly. Oh, really? Okay, Rachel, I will do that. But all jokes aside, you and my wife would get along famously. I am sure of it. All right, here we go, guys. Silly machines, some guilty pleasures. We got roller games. Zingy, zingy, bingy. Bride of Pinbot. Roller Games has got to be one of my top just for silliness factor it's great, it's so much fun and that's got some great shots in it though Bride of Pinbot Bad Cats, Bad Cats is great Ooh, Monopoly that's a good one that's a good, just fun game to play what else let's see here Taxi, can't have a show without mentioning Taxi guys we probably mention that every show Zingy Bingy, Dr. Dude Awesome, Rachel. Awesome. Doctor Dude. That's another one. That's so silly. Super Mario, Monopoly, Deadpool, Rick and Morty. Go for the wall. Ooh, Tales from the Crypt. Raven. Good choice. Michael Williams, Raven. That's a silly game, but it's supposed to be serious. Creature from the Black Lagoon. Yeah. That one. Yeah, it is. It's campy. Yeah, Baywatch. Tales from the Crypt, Campy. Lethal Weapon 3? Yeah. Junkyard. Junkyard's on my list. Raven is awesome. Lee, you would say that. Tony Skritt says monsters. Nobody likes monsters except for mud. Fish Tales. There you go, Glenn. Oh, Fish Tales? Yeah, that's actually a really good one. Hey, Loser Kids in the house, what's up? Oh, loser kids. How you guys doing? Your arms getting all swole from holding that trophy up so long? Oh, Dr. John, Keltz. Keltz is going to be fun. Dr. John, you have a Keltz now, right? Yeah, he got the first one, I believe. How are they doing on production? There hasn't been much of an update. Not much of an update, but maybe Dr. John can fill us in. Oh, he's still waiting for his. Oh, Gilligan's Island. Yes, yes. Oh, Popeye. yes another one on my list uh several people have offered me popeye now apparently next week oh okay all right okay definitely good um but yeah fish tales glenn is is probably yeah that's just fun campy 1812 oh my god yeah no there's funny and silly sound effects and then there's 1812 which is like a game based around... I have never played that. I have never played it, nor do I want to play that game. Really? I thought that would be up your alley. Oh, it sounds ridiculous. The sounds drive me nuts. It's grating. Just grates on me. Just like Diner. Diner is actually another one that I think a lot of people just like to play but necessarily not want to own. But every one of those I loved. Good job, guys. That was a good little thing. And Jokers is worse. Yeah, and you know what, Lee? Outside Edge, with their hard tops, they just released Jokers now. So apparently there's demand for it. I don't quite get... So the hard tops, if you guys don't know, check out a long time ago on a page. I did the Firepower. They sell these. You sand it down. You put this thing on top. Jay Sellers, what's up, buddy? The choices they make are sometimes a little mind-boggling. Yeah. You know, like, I understand. Is it just based on trying to get away from any kind of licensing? Well, I'm sure that's some of it, because the licensing obviously is a big deal. But even, I don't know, like, they haven't done, I can't think of a good example. They've done some good ones, for sure. I mean, Swords of Fury, Space Shuttle, Firepower. But then you see Jokers. Jokers is the worst. I believe. I guess they did do Future Spa. So Future Spa is on there. Rachel, for the record, I didn't say 1812 was a bad game. I just, the noise and the sounds, it was hard to watch the stream sometimes. But that's not you or the boys. It's that game. Pinball Docs has licensing issues. Yeah, maybe that's all it is. I think it is. At the end of the day, licensing. Got to do it free. Hey, thanks for the cheer, Tony. Thanks, guys. Salute. Wait, salute? Selanja. Merry Christmas. All right. What else we got, Drew? What do we want to do today? Let's get moving. I feel like we're getting stale here. Keep going. Let's go. Let's rock this shit. Well, let's just touch on the news. Son of a bitch. Yeah, well, we have to. We have to. Our news is brought to you by Twit. Everybody comes to us for our opinions on news. You know what our opinion is? I don't know. Read Twit. Figure it out. Which is exactly what I'm doing in real time. Loser Kid, thanks for the bits, brother. Oh, thanks, guys. Love you. Well, not so much news this week. New subscriber? Who we got? Loser Kid. Loser Kid. Thank you. Now you're just sucking up. So vote for us on the Twippies. As Rookie of the Year. As Rookie of the Year. 2019. So Jack Danger is so good, he beat Deadpool. so you can beat the game i was gonna say he didn't just blow up the game like he does often he beat the game yeah you got it when do you ever hear that in pinball he beat the game he beat monster bash's ass so man four plus billion my my grand champion never gonna do better score on that game is like one billion yeah four billion he's four times the player oh he's 10 times the player he's probably 100 times the player but he beat it he would have had 10 million if they let him keep going he gave up he was like i'm done he reached the kill screen not enough memory ladies and gentlemen congratulations jack danger for beating deadpool are you best friends with billy mitchell yeah jesus do you and billy hang out much you have all his hot sauces it's awesome though that's so cool that's it's just cool you know we're teasing but yeah everyone knows we that's a crazy thing that's just too much it's too much it is it's something it's so funny that is awesome good for jack yeah god damn very cool that is so cool um so not not really news beat it but uh be a doctor over fest our tribe member who's not here why are you not here are you too busy Christopher Franchi uh Christopher Franchi is too busy that was the whole point see what i did there um and i'm poking them in his ribs this is me poking you don't poke the bear i'm poking that bear i need two two rib pokers he's very very very sensitive you leave that man alone he's busy can i tickle his he's got art he's got so much art i know i know so go ahead so Christopher Franchi released a post that he is working on not one not two but three projects with hang on three different companies you know I want to know which one is the easiest company to work for. Does American PayPal sit back and go, I don't care. Whatever you want to do, just do it. Did you see October Fudge? Yeah. Fuck you. I will defend that game to the death. Yeah, do that. Okay. Nah, pretty lazy. It's fine. It works great. It's blurry. I can't see any glasses. here's my here's my question um so he's we we know he's doing it for cgc at per per chris we know he's doing it per uh for american pinball per Christopher Franchi per chris per chris but and then he also said i'm working for another major the keyword major manufacturer but i can't talk about it right now so do we think that's jersey jack no i think it's stern You think it's staying? Oh, yeah. Okay. Cam and Cal only uses Franchi. That's my goal. That's what I thought. First thing I thought, Cam and Cal. Yeah, and... Cam and Cal is only going to use Franchi, I think, from now on, because they're good friends. Okay. That actually makes sense. Cam and Cal, Franchi, kissing, making something cool like Back to the Future, or... Remember, they're working on that Bond card. Yeah, but I don't think that's... I know. I don't think that's a Cam and Cal. If it was Bond, that'd be amazing. So... I'd sell Oktoberfest for a bond. Here's the question. Only the bond I want. Do you think... I think it's Back to the Future, though, don't you? Oh, yeah. Cam and Cam. That way they can charge $10,000 right out of the box. I hop in my DeLorean, go back to 1985 and get that shit for like $300. Kaz says, Franchi is doing... What is HP? Harry Potter and Back to the Future, etc. for Kapow. Okay. Camelton? That's H.P. Hellett Puker. Tony Scoots, we're having a serious conversation here, and you're going to interject with camel toe? Camel toe? I mean, let's get serious here for a second, okay, people? Yeah, Tony. I mean, really. What show is this? Yeah. Camel toe. All right, let's think of three things that would be in a camel toe game. All right, number one. You know how funny those paw pumpers are going to look? They're going to look great. It's actually going to be two of them. right so that's one thing okay right okay the camel toe also is gonna have um they're gonna be tight skinny jean like ramps but they're too big oh skinny and too big thighs maybe yeah and towards the end yeah okay all right pop bumpers thing the back glass right i think you're close to getting us canceled but keep going the back glass yep you got nothing huh i just don't want to get canceled afraid of cancel culture you know what i'm just gonna say that back class is going to be very representative of all races genders and sexualities thank you very much all right that was good good save good save nice we're canceled um can't cancel me i just said it's a good thing all right So no more silliness. No more tomfoolery, Mr. Scoots. So, okay, so do you think Christopher Franchi would ever work? Do you think they would ask him at Stern, not a Kapow title, but just a Stern title? Or do you think that's? No. I know him and Gary Stern have made up. I think they'll be fine. But do you think they would, though? It's not about being fine. Yeah, I think they would just because they can't have Zombie Eddie. Yeah, I was going to say Jeremy Packer (Zombie Yeti) on every game. It's too much. Yeah, no, it is, because they keep pumping out four games a year. The beauty of what was happening was Zombie Yeti and Franchi have two different art styles, and it really mixes things up. Sure. Yeah, I love seeing Zombie Yeti on everything. But you do need a Franchi, and we miss Franchi. Oh, yeah. We miss Franchi artwork on a pinball machine. Again, if you guys have not seen a Beatles, it's one of the prettiest, sexiest things I've ever seen. Oh, sure. And it's 100% the art package. It's got the three pop bumpers and three flippers. And we're assuming that he's doing Ben Hex's game, which will probably be some sort of sci-fi horror, because that's what they're into. So Franchi's really going to dig into that. Well, I heard, I think it was last week, I think it was Kaz who said science fiction for CGC's original theme. Well, that's been the rumor, yeah. Who said that? It was someone on chat last week. I can't remember. No, I just, Kaz, because Kaz always brings the nuggets. Kaz knows things. Kaz brings the nuggets and Scoots brings the camel toe. The nuggets and camel toe. But yeah, I, I, uh. All these balls bouncing around. Hey, Franchi's back. Hey, boss. Hey, Franchi. Franchi, what do you got to say about that? It's all these balls bouncing around. Hey, Franchi, what do you think about those balls? It's all these balls bouncing around. I thought so, too. All right. We need more jokes for that. Until next time. Franchi soundbites. Franchi, can you record like 20 soundbites for us, please? Otherwise, we're just going to start stealing them. Hey, Franchi, where are you working? It's all these balls bouncing around. Cool. And that's our interview for today. you guys ask for more interviews we're delivering that'd be the whole show us asking like 100 questions and then just oh my god all these balls bouncing around i know that's not the poor man's interview of the pinball world we start on fire and uh who is that earlier that oh so now yeah drew is getting a little sunburned that the show is going on yeah a little red-faced oh it was doc oops um so i yeah you're right i want to see franchi on some titles so he's he's gonna be doing cgc probably some horror sci-fi what do you think american pinball do you think it's going to be a original theme or do you think it's going to be a licensed theme for franchi i'm sorry i was playing with our emotes what was the question hey uh tension what was the question American Pinball. Yeah, what about it, dude? Do you think he's going to be doing an original theme for him or a licensed theme for him? Didn't he say? Oh, American Pinball? Licensed. They're going to be licensed from now on. Okay. It will be a license. So we're going to see an unlicensed game. No, Ben Hex's license as well. Rachel flips Wisconsin. It will be a license. She got that out of Dave Jeff Brenner. has fran franchi has not done uh unlicensed pen has he you know he doesn't he you know he wants to do like his own thing oh i know that's what i'm saying like that would be his sure i was just thinking back no he's he's only done license themes oh man franchi i miss that guy franchi where are you man franchi he's been he's been silent but i'm sure he's busy it's it's fine but yeah i sent him a message he ignored me i think he's still so sour with me all right what else we got for news moving on eric minier answered us no he didn't no i didn't sorry eric he's busy too sorry i would love you anyway they're busy making like a million uh guns and roses games um so that's kind of one million okay so as long as we're talking about guns and roses that that kind of segues into what i want to talk about today and that was the pinball market uh the prices of games you know supply and demand it all kind of rolls in together right so ian and i were talking earlier and i i just think that so guns and roses right they have so many orders which is great for jersey jack pinball it's awesome for them but they're making a hold on drew what hold on i just want to make sure everyone understands in the audio format to let everyone in chat's like dave Jeff Brenner would never tell any secrets. Absolutely not. That was a joke. Oh, somebody said that? Well, yeah. I mean, their cause is like, no, Dave Jeff Brenner would never spill the beans. Rachel's like, no, it's just common sense. It's just Hot Wheels. So for the audio listeners and who are not in chat, I just want to throw the record and say Dave Jeff Brenner would never spill anything. Dave Jeff Brenner won't even tell me how to fix a lamp socket. I mean, he's not going to tell me what American Pinball is. He will help you with this. He'll help you with it, but he won't tell me how. Yeah. Well, if it's an American pinball game, he will. Yes. Because that's what he's doing. Yes. But all other games, he's like, nope, I'm going to do this, and I'm going to – For the record, there we go. Okay. Sorry. He didn't ask for any beans. Okay. So – You got to be careful with this show, man. Yeah, I know. We're at Harvard. Got to be on our P's and Q's. Q's and F's. So – Camel toes and camel fingers. So Jersey Jack – it's a giggle fest today people so if you're listening to the audio we're getting through it drew's face is really red ian's is getting redder whatever i look more tan than you do and i don't understand that i was not in florida uh so jersey jack actually a yellow hue i think it's because i have jaundice from destroying my liver falling down a ravine yeah and i just got yellow skin now jersey jack what is going on with jersey jack now well they they have more asshole they they have they have more orders than they can get out in a yes you know whatever time period i'm not saying a reasonable amount of time i mean they're making games are going out the door but you know they only have one line right now uh and i'm sure they're anxious to get on to their next game like any company is. And I just think between that and like CGC not releasing a game and, you know, the demand is way up for pinball. The supply is way down for pinball. I mean, Zach, what did Zach tell us? Elvira's House of Horrors, I think if you order it today, you'll get it in August. You know, and it's like. Yeah, that's crazy. So, yeah, you call up Zach today and go ahead and call him because he's got lots of games in stock. but if you say hey i want an alvira house of horrors um and zach you know forgive me if i'm wrong but i think he said it was around august because that's just the production schedule call zach at 812-457-97 do that he had he had the poor man ball podcast sent you he has lots of games in stock but right now alvira's house of horrors they're uh this month they're running star wars again so this is the last run i believe of star wars so they're doing star wars um they're getting the dead pools out um then they're probably i think they said they're going to do some more turtles and jurassic parks and then they might get back around to elvira later in the year but um but that's what's going on in the world so then what have we seen in the last uh you know i don't know only a couple months you know five six months go ahead yeah no glenn Glenn Waechter says uh i want one company to do nothing but original themes bring back the obscure to pinball and hire me glad yeah you'd knock some original themes out brother for sure i just don't think original things are gonna sell no that and that's the problem is like there there's some very cool stuff there's creative people out there even like uh like cosmic carnival right yeah it's a cool idea but if if i'm gonna buy cosmic carnival or jurassic park you know it's just it just is what it is right and and and that's where we are um so anyways um over the last six months or so these prices have just have you guys been feeling it have you guys been feeling the number crunch that's going on in the pin side marketplace oh go to pin swap rentals.com no i'm joking yeah it is crazy though the amount of money thank you jack rabbit for the bits brother um so here i'm i just opened up the first page of market on pin side just to kind of illustrate this point so there is nothing we'll get to that in a second hang on hang on hang on this no you pulled out the marketplace and i just my jaw hit the ground no search i just pulled up marketplace okay this is what i'm noticing all right there is nothing and when i say nothing There is nothing under $1,500, okay? And what does that mean? And the games that are around 1,000, there is one here, 1,000, 1,400. All those games, I've never heard of them before. Name a couple. Champ. Ooh, good game. I'm joking. Never played it. A lot of these are EMs, right? Yeah. So here we go. Lucky Strike, $1,400. Now, you even go back to last year, you know, all these EMs. pinballprices.com go to go all right okay let's do it yeah um you know king of diamonds uh high hand jumping jack you know all these games now around two thousand dollars and i'm sure they're they're fine games you know they probably work and and whatever but uh you cannot get a simple working game anymore for less than as it appears two thousand dollars so anyways what ian was laughing about monster bash first production run you guys ready for this fourteen thousand five hundred dollars all right what was that first game uh not champ but the other one it was champ champ was the first one lucky strike lucky strike let's okay we are into we are on pinballprices.com our buddy doc lucky strike 1965 there are no Carl Weathers sales There are no sales Nothing Oh he had one 2014 Well, and that was a while ago, we know, but yeah, it sold for $360. $360. In 2014, and this person's asking $1,400 for it. How impressive is this website, though? You know what? Oh, it's awesome. It goes all the way back to 2014. Yeah. Lucky Strike, 316, condition not stated, from liveauctioneers.com. That was when you could get a bunch of games for... How the fuck does Doc do this? This is so crazy. Yeah, Doc, you've got to tell us your secrets here. This site, man, I tell you. All right, what was the other one, Champ? Yeah. I just want to see. Let's go to some newer games that probably have more data. Yeah, that's true. Because that's the problem. It's just there's not going to be a ton of data for this just because there's not... That's weird. That's interesting. Okay, let's go into Price Guide. All right, so what do we got? Monster Bash or what do we want to do? Okay, let's do this because I know a little bit about... Okay, this is a good one. Lord of the Rings. There's a sale pending right now in San Francisco for $7,500. Ellie? Or regular? I think it's the regular because it's usually... Yep. Okay, regular. Stern. Okay. So look at those prices. So they've gone up over $1,000. So the pinball prices, people aren't watching this. So 2018, we're at about $6,000. 2019 went down to $5,000. And then 2020, the average sales were $6,000. Again, 2021, $7,500. Whew. And that was a home use only, though. Sure. Yeah. But look. Look at that. $6,000, 2020. One sold for $5,700 in 2020. It's got a lot of data here. Yeah. Lord of the Rings is a good example. Sure. Exactly, because there's a lot of buying and selling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So $1,000 in one year, and then- Well, let's do our favorite here, Creature. Yes, because I saw a Creature today for $7,200. $7,200 for a Creature? It was a nice Creature, but it wasn't like a high-end restore. $4,800 last year, $6,400 this year. That's based on three sales this year. Yes, already. That's how much they're going for. sold $7,450 in 2021 on eBay. Sold $6,300 fully shopped on Pinside. Here's another one that kind of caused, I don't want to say controversy because I know who this is and they're reputable. Harlem Globetrotters. Type that one in here. So normally Harlem Globetrotters, you know, it's a $2,000, $2,500 game. It's fun. people like it you know it's solid state it's you know it's it's just it's just one of those fun games but um you know here's one for sale for about six thousand dollars and i have seen you know these games start going up as well for the same reason didn't like oh there we go 1978 harlem globetrotters read those prices oh well well it's based on one sale yeah what is he asking for 5900 5,900. His is restored. It's done. It's nice. Yeah. So 2018, 1,148 based on five sales. 2019, 1,134. So it's consistent, four sales. 2020, it went up about $1,000. $2,086 based on four sales. So that's over one year. So 2021, we only have one sale so far on the board, and that's for 1,400 bucks. And that was at liveauctioneers.com. And I haven't looked at this yet, so I'm curious. Go to Earthshaker, because I really want an Earthshaker, and I've been kind of pricing them. No, not you. Yeah, not me. Not a System 11. So Earthshaker have traditionally been around $2,200. 1989. $2,300. And here we go again. What? Yep. The price is okay, though. It is. But look at that jump from 2019 with nine sales. 2,200, nine sales. Average was 2,200. Jumped $1,000 again. Yeah, and 2020, 3,283. Is this a COVID thing, or what is this? Well, let's go back to chat, and we'll dissect this. Chat's all sitting there. They've been talking the whole time. They're like, no shit, the prices are up. Let's move on. I know, but we want to find out why. All right, Pinball Doc. used pinball prices on average up 600 in 2021 no but jack rabbit nobody been taking the wife and kids on a cruiser to disneyland for a year money has been piling up yeah oh shit no that that is very true but here's the thing so we gotta burn the system we gotta burn it down baby to the ground taxi i gotta do it because we talk taxi every episode we do 1988 uh no sales this year wow okay well taxi's staying pretty decent but everyone i've seen this year so far has been in over 3500 yeah so 2020 uh 2797 ever sale which was 500 over last year based on 12 sales yeah uh 2019 2217 based on six sales so go on this pinballprices.com if you really feel broke because it's really it's really gonna fucking drive it home but but the other thing the other thing to to consider is um you know let's talk about recent stern games okay because last year at the beginning you know before covid really took hold and then 2019 every newer stern game that they stopped making ghostbusters um iron man um you know what whatever all of those games you could find for 4 200 bucks you know four grand sometimes even 3 900 right jeremy schmidt i'm cashing out at 2047 cash out today pay up buy a brand new house man um jeremy schmidt has a beautiful collection he could he could buy a house with this collection no no shit anyways only a fool would pay for that Tim Lee I don't know but still it makes me laugh he keeps buying everything says the kettle the newer Sterns have now gone over retail price for a game that just went out of production a year or two ago so are you saying I should sell my new inbox don't even open it I made this joke to Ian on my way over here. It's a good idea. I said, okay, you have this Deadpool Pro. We got this, you know, you have it sitting in a box. They are making them this month, but, you know, after this month, you probably won't see them again for a while or whatever. So you could probably sell it and make some money on the secondary market. Glenn, original teams can put extra money into mechs. No approval for art, call-outs, music. Are you still on that, Glenn? Amazing. The game isn't the problem. Kelts look good. i enjoyed october when all the license are used up the creativity die uh will rise again glad i disagree wholeheartedly i'm sorry buddy i disagree you are creating everything from scratch it takes twice as long it costs twice as much almost depending on the theme well sure or it might cost the same amount but yeah you're using you're doing everything on it from scratch it takes forever yeah a mech is a mech you can take a mech and turn it into whatever you need for that theme Yeah, Stern does it all the time. They say, this is a pop bumper. No, this is a pop bumper. American Pinball. This is Houdini's chest. Or stage. Oh, wait, never mind. It's a bar. Did you see Stern's new Led Zeppelin? This is a pop bumper. Yeah. This is a spinner. Is that too harsh? Too soon. Too soon. I paid, Leib, I paid $1,800 for taxi and $2,000 for... Keep talking to our people. For ES. I'm going to find this picture. They both needed work. I'm going to find this picture. We just talked about Earthshaker. We did, and I still want one. And I can get one for a pretty decent price. We should have a weekly segment when I discuss market prices and scream, purchase, purchase, purchase. I wonder what that is. Buy, buy, buy, the pinball dock. All right, sorry. Led Zeppelin, this is an empty play field. Yeah, no, it's empty. It is an empty play field. But according to Drew. The premium is great. The premium is fun. I like the premium. I really do. Correct takes. More time. More time. All right. All right. Well, what else do you guys think out there? What did you want to do? Yeah, it's fine. Okay. Moving on. Moving on. So, yeah. So these Stern games, you know, they're getting more expensive. And the secondary, I mean, I've been looking kind of casually at Metallica's again. And people are asking $6,500 for a pro. I know. I mean, that's just crazy. when that game came out it was $4,400 even if you bought it used you might have paid $5 maybe listen to Drew and I these prices are bullshit as we post our laser war for $3,500 I put my meteor out for $2,900 Zach can get like $15,000 for his whirlwind we can get $15,000 for laser war right? yeah camel toe that's my new I have no idea what you're talking about there is something to be said for that all jokes aside I think you're right that you know when I was asking Dave about my Meteor because I was like you know what do you think it's worth he's like well there's a lot of like Meteor is one of the you know largest produced runs you know of all time they made a lot of them so there's a lot of them out there but it's a good game people like it so i'm like okay cool and you know dave kind of gave me a price and i said whatever and you know i said i i took it i took his advice and um you know priced it kind of accordingly i put it up it's on it's on facebook right now twenty nine hundred dollars and once again a year ago people would have been like you're on crack sure absolutely but today you're looking at these other games and you're like well i can get this meteor it's ready to go you know so so glenn where's the laser war topper zach and dennis were talking about today So we talked about this in one of our history lessons about Laser War. Yeah, I remember that one. Yeah, the Laser War topper is very, very cool. It was made by a company that did kind of like those cool laser displays where you can set it to music and they do weird designs. Well, they would set that to the Laser War game, and it looked badass. You can actually see that on YouTube. There are people out there that still have these toppers, but they did not make many of these toppers at all. But cool idea. Too bad there weren't more out there. And that is unobtainium. Nobody's making that. While we're talking about toppers, I still think he has it. The guy I'm buying Star Wars from offered me a new in-box Star Wars topper. What would you guys pay? I think you talked about this last time you were on. Remind us. What would you guys pay for a new in-box Star Wars topper? Because if it's available, I might still get it. $25. Well, that's what you would pay. It's the world's shittiest topper. I would never want one. But it's got the cool sounds. No, it doesn't. It's R2-D2. It's awesome. No, it's not. What is wrong with you? That is such a weak topper. It's interactive with the game. It's such a weak topper. A lot of them are not interactive with the game. It's such a weak topper. Well, here's my thing. Buy a Lego set. Way better. Here's my thing. I almost thought I should just buy it and then just put it up on Pinside new in box call it good you give me a headache sometimes ditto $1,500 $2,500 $2,000 it was $750 retail so that's not happening $250 getting glasses next week yeah we're all over sold for $600 I think it was $750 scoots that was the one everyone got an uproar because it was limited and it was 750 with or without the camel toe without rtd2 doesn't have a camel toe he is the toe he is the camel toe he is the toe 750 new yeah yeah he's asking a little bit more than that so um yes yes cause the stern star wars toppers all right so anyway what is he doing well i don't know i'm deciding if i'm to buy it or not maybe he didn't give you a price no no he gave me a price what's the price 13 50 yeah i'm texting him right now on air live buy it just do it buy it who cares none of our money just do it bye bye bye bye bye bye buy it and sell it to zach hey zach i got this new star 13 000 for it i know hey zach will you give me 1500 for it i'll give you 1400 a banner yeah and then yeah i'll sell it for 10 grand yeah that master will you put it in this mountain of toppers that he likes to lay on uh-huh scrooge mcduck but only instead of the topper instead of the vault of money he swims in it's just toppers no cause i i i didn't bargain with him at all. He just told me the price. Tony Scoot's a good price. Buy it. Gives me shivers just thinking about it. Who cares? We're all going to die one day eventually. It's true. It's not going to be on your tombstone. This idiot once bought a Star Wars topper for $1,500. That's true. And as far as my wife knows, I only spend $1,500 on my games anyways. I'm getting Star Wars today. She's like, how much you spend on that pile of shit? I'm like, yeah, like $1,600. For Drew's Topper. For Drew's Topper. Tony's doing 25 cents. All right, I'm texting him. That's happening. We're getting it live right now on the air. Boom. He's going to tell me he sold it because he had a lot of guys looking for my game that I just bought from him, but we're going to see. Here goes, guys. What's the price? All right, so anyway, your real estate moguls can afford it now. you guys you guys might witness me spending 1300 on paypal live on the air yep that's that's gonna happen that's so weird all right cool man good for you brother all right i'm interactive you are just buying shit while we're all i mean you're waiting for you scoots just gave us like half half the money for the topper i know right thanks scoots scoots you're so good to us all right what do you want to talk about today ian oh man i i got nothing i didn't why don't why don't we talk a little bit about the draft and then go through that yeah because that was fun that was actually that was that was a couple episodes ago so cool and i'm excited for this i want to see the results i want to see what happens with it so well we haven't done anything with it yet exactly so why don't you explain to our lovely people what we did what we're gonna do all right so here's the plan the plan is i post the audio for that episode one of these days plan one post the audio step one step one so what that was two episodes ago episodes i'm two episodes back everything's edited and ready to be released. We're 93 right now, I think. We're live. It's March. Is this episode 93? The 15th. Producer. Mike Williams. Is this episode 93? 93. He said 93. Is Chris Chandler here today or is he still with his family? I didn't see Chris. No, he's still with his family. Anyway, new cheer. Thought 13 bits towards the topper. There's another 13 bits. It's all happening so fast. I don't even know what we're going to do with all this money. Oh, it's for the top, right? I know what we're doing. Our producer just said episode 93. Thanks, producer. Thank you. He did. I love it. I know. So funny. Our producers are awesome. All right. So anyway, regardless, so what we're going to do is we're going to release our teams. Instantly hate my team, so it's fine. We're just going to roll with it. And we'll probably do a poll, and people are going to choose which team they like. Be gentle. Think about where I was at the moment. and then we'll we'll probably read the comments on air and we'll just have yeah comment yeah it'll be fun yeah make some comments have some fun we're gonna wonder what the hell yin was thinking you know we should have done every other you you really got lucky on some of these episode wait hang on hang on scoot says episode 100 has to be mega with special guests thank you hey dr john another 10 bits the topper is covered you are right i'm waiting to hear back he's probably sleeping I'm bothering this poor guy I'm drunk and trying to buy metal gentlemen jack you can't get alright by the topper so Tony Scoots the problem with special guests are there's one problem with special guests they don't want to come on our show we would love to have you know like loser kid Cavalier 7. Thank you for the 7-bit, Cavalier. Thanks, Cavalier. Thank you, Jeremy. So Loser Kid did their awesome 50th show anniversary, right? They had Dwight Sullivan do this intro or whatever for them. And then super awesome pinball show has John Borg come on and Cam Akau, right? Yeah. We asked some of you guys to come on the show, and you're like, yeah, I don't want to come on the show. So, like, really? I mean, so once again, Scoots, I would love it. I would love if we could, you know what, the 100th episode featuring Eric. And then remember, guys, listen to like episode, when we first started talking about Eric Meunier joining Jersey Jack, and I kept calling him Manure. Yes. Because I knew it was like a French name, and I'm looking at it, and I'm like, yeah, this Manure guy. And you're like, I'm sure it's not Manure. And we did this for like, I don't know, it was like 10 episodes before I learned how to say his name. It was one of those things I could have just asked somebody, but instead, every time it came out of my mouth, it was like manure. I was like, holy shit. So Eric Minier, I'm very sorry. Do you want to come on our show? Please. and you know the first thing he said to him when we met him was like i'm sorry i butchered your name see just please don't this is this is drew being polite yeah i'm like i'm sorry you know i got a name that no one can pronounce either you know so i was trying to bond with him so that was too funny so we're over the next so we have we have like two months before we get to episode 100 so i'm just going to send out like 100 messages to 100 people in the pinball world. And, okay, this is what I'm going to do. This is a true story that hasn't happened yet. Pins and needles. I'm sitting here. I'm going to, and yes, maybe the Puppet Pals can't be a guest. You guys need a talent agent? We do. I'm going to send out. We have Glenno. We do have Glenno. I'm going to commit to sending out 50 invitations, okay? I can easily find 50 people in the industry. Hold on. Before you get all sad. I want you to read this. Sad. Yeah, because you're talking about how nobody comes on our show. No, people come on our show, but just... What? You can read that on air. Okay. Not my thing, but you can... This is from Zach Sharp of Stern Pinball. LOL. Thanks, Ian. You and Drew keep up the great stuff with poor mans. Easily my favorite podcast on the planet. He listens. Do you feel better now, Drew? Yeah, and he's feeling my heartbeat. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom. Okay. It stopped because I drank too much whiskey. Give me that. I'm back. No, we... They love us. They do. Everyone loves us. They do, but their companies won't let them come on. Well, there's a thing. They're like, eh, we're a little risky. It's okay, though. How many times do they say cunt? Three times an episode. We limit it to three. After that. After we say cunt... I want nothing to do with it. It's two. After we say cunt three times... It's just like four times. You just can't say cunt on this show. And we're done. And we're done. Good night, everybody. Twippy nips. Anyway, so we'll figure it out, right? Oh, totally. All right, you're going to send out 1,000 messages to all these pinball personalities and see who responds best? Yes, I'm going to send, like, you know, each company, I'm sure I can get to, like, you know, 10, 12, 15 people, whatever. So, yeah, 50, 60 messages. and uh you know john all the all the usual suspects john borg dwight sullivan um george gomez gary stern um Joe Balcer um eric mignure mignure mignure um you know everybody twippy for the best nips of 2020 there you go that's everyone that wants to give us an award has to make up a fucking category that's where we're at now yeah we got we got the best friend award from the nerdies that was good yeah he he's really excited about this uh we're we're talking about potentially doing like a little red carpet thing with him yeah um and he did a whole not a whole episode but the title of the episode was red carpet with ian and drew or something and i was listening to it today and it is awesome so yeah we're gonna do it go listen to orby not for us but just we love it was awesome i'm in love with that man yeah i love how he do you know he used to work in financial services yes that shocked me i did not know that nope and i could tell why he just decided to fucking homestead instead oh yeah he's like fuck this corporate shit i'm just gonna be a homesteader and yeah good for him man it's awesome but yeah need some orby in your life yeah definitely all right so are we done with the show oh we're done with that section all right we're done with that section of the show we got something else right we do we don't glenn has a beautiful song that he made for us so everybody sit back grab a cocktail and listen to glenn's beautiful fucking voice again it's amazing i only listened to the first like five seconds and i was like fuck he's talented every time all right and i just played the music so whatever the slideshow is that was just from the last song so whatever go for it but the song is beautiful glenn you did Good man Here we go Glenn song For all the times you laid your pain on my best game Because your ball can stay down in the in lane You think you broke my heart with super jacks that lack In the space for a five-mac truck flipper gap And I didn't want to sell you now Cause I didn't want anything in your space that's not a ten Cause you look good with your lights on So I guess I won't be moving on And I think that Dwight just made new code And I won't hold back But he should just know that Tim Lee don't like you And he likes the black knight And I never wanted expensive night lights But I've been so caught up in your art And didn't see all of these flaws Cause I was wrong All I'll ever do is turn you on Cause if you like the way you look that much Ghostbusters, go ahead and flip yourself And if you think that I still wanna play Ghostbusters, go ahead and flip yourself And when you told me you were an old-fashioned theme And your lower playfield used to be bees And every time you told me push that blue button And try to make me forget this game's just not fun And I didn't want to play again Cause I didn't want to fall asleep This game just ain't too deep But I like you with your lights on So maybe I'll be holding on And I think Dwight should write something That makes this game not crap He ain't French, you know that Pince, I don't like you They hate everything And I never play you And I'd get to the end But I've been so caught up in your art Drawn with such detail in heart But now I know This game won't sell in a Kmart So if you like the way You look that much Then monsters go ahead and flip yourself And if you think 6X all day in grandpa's lab Don't stink, then go ahead and flip yourself Pete Quint on the horn, everybody Yeah, Pete It's awesome Yeah For all the times I said your shots were way too small Steven Bowden says that they're tight but findable I never scored so low, my bricks were vulnerable Was I a fool to think this game was valuable? Cause if you like the way you look that much Houdini, you can go and flip yourself And if you think that I will play you now Houdini, you can go and flip yourself And if you think I'll try, I'll just brick and die Houdini, you should go and flip yourself And if you think I'll try, I'll brick and die You should go and brick yourself Whoa. Wow. Hey. Glenno. My eyes are tearing up. That was a beautiful. That was awesome, man. You had the perfect amount of humor and just sweet melody. Oh, so good, man. So good. I think we need some cheese slices, everybody. Cheese slices for Glen. Maybe he gets some cheese slices. God damn, Glenn. Man, there's just not enough. Where are they all? Glenn, that was awesome. Oh, man, Glenn. Again, a talented guy that could go any podcast, but he wastes all of his talents on us. Thanks, Glenn. We appreciate it. Oh, man, I love you. Forget what I said about special guests. You are our special guest. I know. Well, you know, we had some chat here that talked about some good ideas. Scoot said it, too. We need the two old guys from the Muppet shows. Yeah, that would be awesome. But no, Scoot said the tribe members are the special guest celebrities. Yeah, we'd love that. Yeah. Yeah, we'll be contacting people before we get there. Yeah, get a happy 100-episode call-out from everyone. That would be cool. Everyone. We have about two months. Michael Williams, we're not worthy. We're not worthy. We're not. Glenn, we're not, dude. Yeah, unbelievable writing. Absolutely. I'm right now because I'm just loving your song, Glenn. that one's going to be on the rotation I'm going to actually listen to that one a lot that was a really really beautiful song and you cracked me up man you lost me a couple times I was cracking up because you don't expect it and then yeah once you start paying attention to everything you'll get lost in the melody it's just some pretty good stuff so thank you Glenn I appreciate it man again let's give Glenn a round of applause I know him It was like a riddle, says Glenn. If I had a bra to throw at you, I would. I don't know what to say after that. All right, so you got our notes up, right? Where are we at? How are we feeling? Yep. So next week, like I said, to recap, we're going to be doing the... We didn't go over the damn teams. The draft, which I just thought to bring up again. We'll go over that in a second. Oh, yeah. Oops. We will be inducting another tribe member Next week We have a very very short short list We might have to induct two I don't know But we're going to induct a couple We're probably going to have tribe members Start to select Their own Yes tribe members are going to start to We're going to get more democratic with it So I think it's a good idea Well there's enough now We're almost 40 strong Yeah, so we're going to do that. And then, but yeah, the other thing we're working, we're working on a lot of fun stuff behind the scenes, guys, with our tribe members. So hopefully in the future you'll have more amazing content from us. Lee has a nomination. Cam E. Leto. you know it never ceases to amaze me every episode we can come up with something terrible so camel toe this is the camel toe episode yeah i'm gonna write that down that'll be our camel toe uh that'll be our title camel toe and uh a little uh shout out to uh uh the trumpet player himself Mr. Pete Quint. Do we have his picture up there? Yeah, it's right around there. Why don't you show the lovely folks Pete Quint. This is Pete Quint. If you guys don't know, he's the lovely man right there. Pete Quint is a big part of the show and plays a mean trumpet. So here are the two teams. We're just going to go right into the draft thing. It's Drew's team versus my team. Drew's team has Jurassic Park, Taxi, Radical. You already got me, man. Keep going. Last Action Hero, Future Spa, Popeye, Hard Body, Attack from Mars, and Sing Along. All right, I got Deadpool, Getaway High Speed, Banzai Run, Roller Games, Godzilla, Cactus Jacks, Black Belt, Indiana Jones, and Gulfstream. You still feel good about your picks? You know, I have a better beef in the middle. I got good stuff in the middle. You do. There's a lot of stuff I don't like on your list that I like on my list. I think. I whiffed into the first pick. The pressure got to me. I will say this, though. I think mine has more broad appeal overall. I mean, Jurassic Park easily beats Deadpool. Getaway beats Taxi. Well, remember, guys, it's an overall thing. I get it, but Banzai Run and Radical, you know. That's close. Roller Games beats Last Action Hero all day. Godzilla beats Future Spa all day. Cactus Jackson beats Popeye all day. Black Belt beats Hardbody all day. Indiana Jones beats Attack from Mars all day and Gulf Street beats... I don't know why I'm so nervous. Jack Rabbit says, I'm leaning in. Thank you, Jack Rabbit. I think I have an overall stronger team. You lose me from last action hero all the way to Attack from Mars. I like Attack from Mars, but I'm talking future spot Popeye hard body. They're good games, but they're not. We'll see. You really fucked the pooch on this one, Drew. Oh, did I? Did I? Did I fuck that pooch? All right, so let's do a little, let's thank our sponsors one more time. We'd like to thank Flip N Out Pinball for being such an amazing sponsor. Getaway beats taxi. Shut your whore mouth. I'm coming to her, bro. Here we go. thank you zach and nicole for that awesome new commercial we love it yeah especially especially with the uh the added touch the the butthole touch just a little butthole just a little touch of the little butthole we're all good there with that butthole um but yeah mind blown cavalier come on no raven heart body is a win all right you know yeah this is gonna be good guys i think well and here's here's the best part because right now in chat we mostly have tribe members but when we put this on a poor man's fan page i think there's gonna be some some some real some people are gonna really say how stupid we are well they're gonna say that regardless regardless but they're gonna look at these lists and i think there's gonna be some strong camps for both sides all right well i do all right well i can't change any of my games if i could i'd change deadpool but other than that deadpool is over or underrated and i think i think i think it'll hold up but not against jurassic park that's that's the big win you have over me i like indiana jones over attack from well yeah but here's the thing i mean if we were i know we're not going tit for tat if we were going if we were going tit for tat it would be really close but if we're just going it's i mean it's gonna be close all right whatever i'm not i'm not worried about it you should be super worried about it so i also want to thank our sponsors pinballprices.com with doc i also want to thank um pin stadium scott does amazing work i want to thank those sexy guys over at pin swap um also want to thank jockton over there at pin shades and of course jeff over at this week in pinball for all being such amazing sponsors oh and the zen studio guys i don't know them anymore um but other than that we love them um so drew what did you learn today bud um i learned that my team is way better than your team and i learned you're an asshole and you like to hang out at gay bars but there's nothing wrong with that nothing wrong with that but no i i learned that glenn is an angel and he sings like an angel he does i talked to him themes i talked to him earlier today and i said your voice doesn't sound quite as angelic when i'm talking to you on the phone it's not really what i said but yeah his great voice feeling great great voice yeah so glenn you're amazing dude um story of the face Glenn, you want the story of the face? Yes. I'll do it again. Do the story of the face. It was in the fucking Friday last episode, but we'll do it again. So I went out with Jeremy Schmidt, Cavalier, over here in chat, and we had a great time. We went to a bowling alley about 40 minutes from where I live, so it was a bit of a drive. See you, Cavalier. Cavalier's out when you're telling the story. Yeah, see you later, Cavalier. He's heard this. He's seen this. So anyway, I went hard. I haven't been out in a long time drinking, so it was kind of nice to get out. And we got crazy. Thanks, Jay Sellers. Appreciate it. And when I say we get crazy, it was mostly I got crazy. I was drinking a lot. I was drinking mostly all Jameson. It was all JMO ginger ales. And I was drinking JMO shots. I bought shots for Jeremy and I. So we're doing shots with JMO. Did you do the shots song? Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. Every time. I did. I did. Every time Ian does the shot song, somebody's going to end badly. And it was a 50-50 chance with Jeremy and I. So anyway, we're doing shots. He's drinking beer. He's being kind of responsible. He's more responsible than I because I was just planning on starting strong and weaning myself off. But what ended up happening was I started strong and I finished strong. I was drinking crazy the entire night. I think I probably had about 10 cocktails. It was rough. And I couldn't see my phone to call a Lyft, but I was trying. And Jeremy got all possessive. He's like, Ian, I'm taking you home. I said, Jeremy's a big dude. I was like, fuck, I'll go home with you, Jeremy. I'll go home with you, brother. No, Jeremy is like. J-Mo on top of J-Mo. Yes, sir. He is. He's like a big teddy bear. I'm taking you home I was like I'll go home but now he was a sweetheart Jerry says Jameson on top of Jameson we closed the bar at the pool which to Jeremy's point last week who the fuck does that nobody does that Rick Astley what is that about Rick Astley well we closed there was a lot of people then we started playing Rick Astley and there was nobody at the bar you're trying to Rick roll the bar we Rick rolled the bar I think he played it too So anyway, I haven't heard this story, guys. I was in Florida. It was super rough. So we were doing that. We were having a great time. I took it to an 11. Ooh, Jameson on top of Jenna Jameson? I can get on that. And so we ended up, he probably tells this story better, because he was really blurry for me. So anyway, I remember all of a sudden he pulls up in front, and he's like, hey, we got to go. And I was like, yep, I'm ready to go. Well, my tab was still open. I didn't realize that until the next day. But get in the dude's car, and he starts to drive. And I tell him I got to puke. And he goes, oh, all right, good thing you told me because we're almost on the freeway. So I was like, great. Pulls over. I get out. I go to puke. Some things happen. I think I fell. I rolled. Or I fell and rolled. It was probably all face. What did you say? You rickrolled? I rickrolled right down that fucking hill. and i just remember laying there and being so incredibly comfortable and i just started to fall asleep and i puked a lot and then i i i was nodded to sleep and all of a sudden i hear what the fuck are you doing now his version of this is funny because i said i gotta puke he pulls over i get out of the car he's waiting he's waiting he's waiting he's waiting he's waiting he's like where the fuck is he had to get out of the car looks around doesn't see me looks at the bottom of the hill and there i am just laying there so he had to literally like ian what the fuck are we doing let's go and he grabbed me and then he had to like get me up the hill now my event was my my version what i remember is he scooped me up like a little baby and he i i curled up i curled up into jeremy's arms i said oh jeremy you're so nice and warm and he's like i got you buddy but no in reality i think he just grabbed me by my neck it was like you got your scruff like Yep, yep. He's like, you're dumb. And then he threw me in his car. But the gas station story was the best. Yeah, and we're driving down the freeway, and apparently I had to – I was knocking on his window. Sorry, I'm just – I'm adding in what Jeremy's saying here. Nowhere to be seen, he says. Okay, moving on. I'm narrating. So I'm puking out his window on the freeway. So he had to – poor guy had to get a car wash. Like a fucking dog. Yeah. It was bad. And then we're driving, and I look down, and my hands are all red. And I'm like, what happened? I'm not driving. He's driving. But I'm looking at my hands, and they're all red. I'm like, what? Am I bleeding? And then Jimmy's like, holy shit, dude, what happened to you? So he turns on the dome light. That's one of the pictures that I sent you or whatever Laura has. But it's a pretty ugly picture of me with mud on my face and blood. Get in the vehicle, he says. Yeah, that wasn't a nice, sweet. Get the fuck in here. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I remember him caressing me and holding me tightly. Thank you, Jeremy, by the way. But no, he was a sweetheart. He was like, I am not taking you home. Your wife's going to think you got beat up or something by me. So he went to the BP over on Ross and so close to my house. It's open 24 hours. And we get in. The guy at the counter sees us. And Jeremy's like, where's the bathroom? And the guy shows him. And we're like, OK. I'm sure I was a sight to be seen because I was bloody as shit. And, uh, but I'll be smiling because I had a great time, man. I had so much fun. So anyway, we're in the bathroom. I'm getting cleaned up, but he's taking pictures of me because it's hilarious. You know? And, uh, I don't know when this Jeremy, is that your mask? That's not my mask. I don't know. Jeremy must've gave me a mask. That's sweetheart. Um, but yeah, no, the, uh, so yeah, long story short, got cleaned up. drop me off we only have 15 cents no you missed yeah go ahead we only had 15 cents to pay the god they had no cash we had no cash to pay the guy over at the uh the the counter so we were he was like do you have any money and i was like jeremy i got no money and he's like fuck and then we jeremy like long arm through 15 cents at that counter and we were out and he goes sorry dude yeah as jeremy told it he reached in their pocket just imagine pulling out their empty pockets and I got no money. In fact, I don't even have my credit card because it's still at the bar. And they give it to the guy, and they're like, sorry, dude, and they walk out. We're out. What? And then he drops me off. And while we came down here. That was after we cleaned him, says Jeremy. I showed him the basement, and we hung out a little bit. But I don't remember much of that. Oh, my God. But he made it home safe and sound, and that's important. And he made sure I was safe and sound, which was important, and I appreciate that, Jeremy. And my wife appreciates that. My wife was so grateful when he came on the podcast on Monday so she could thank him personally for saving her husband's life. Here's the PSA of the week. Drink hard. Well, there's that. Drink often. It's good for you. For you guys and gals that are coming to MGC, you will either end up puking in a urinal or falling down a ravine and puking in a ravine. You hang out with us. Those are your choices. if you go hard we have we have we have package A yeah and we have package B and that's the last time I'm going to tell this story so enjoy it there's a fucking Friday now this is catalog my wife is like where are people getting this picture I was like or I shared it on the podcast Mike Williams adds or puking in a tub yeah that might happen too that happens yeah that happens we played that game too your laundry sink yeah Rachel I don't want to puke lol it's good for ya it clears up the sign it does drew you're next yeah i've been next for many years yeah i'm always we take turns we do always on deck yeah we there's only a couple times where we've been bad together oh yeah usually one of us straightens out real quick when they see the other one yeah yeah we kind of get that we're like it's a it's a spider sense we're like i don't think i don't think i don't think drew's gonna make it all right well that's the story we love you guys Thanks, guys. Drew, thank you. Yes, thank you. And I'm glad you're back safe. Yeah, thank you, guys. This was fun. Once again, Jeremy, thank you for taking care of the love of my life. Jeremy, I'm in. Yeah, Jeremy's always in. And thank you for filling in last week. You did a great job. Yes, thank you, Jeremy. And I'll be calling you this week. We'll chat. We'll go play some pinball again. But not like that. I don't want to fall down a ravine. Pussy. We'll see you guys next week. All right. Thank you, guys. Later. I wonder what the cider will call Maybe there is question of taking their billion all inside their bottle What's inside your buckle? I always wonder I wonder what's inside your buckle What's inside your buckle? I always wonder What's inside your buckle? I always wonder I wonder what's inside your buckle Maybe they're윈 Oh! Inside your buckle I wonder what's inside your buckle What's inside your buckle? 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