# Fires, Oregon Trail, Babies, and Family Fued.

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2016-12-22  
**Duration:** 137m 24s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaRI-NnWRj8

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## Analysis

Dead Flip streams a casual, chaotic gameplay session featuring technical difficulties with Pinball Arcade (requiring reinstall), a kitchen fire incident while cooking, and extended playthrough of classic DOS games Oregon Trail and Family Feud. The stream is heavily focused on home life with family members (Laura, Charlie, and pets) rather than pinball content.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] Pinball Arcade tables were locked and required reinstall after login issues — _Direct technical problem occurring during stream setup_
- [HIGH] Comcast internet outage caused technician delay until next day — _Repeated mention of technician arrival timing; used to justify game selection pivot_
- [HIGH] Oregon Trail Deluxe is available free on Play DOS games Online website — _Successfully accessed and played during stream_
- [HIGH] Pinball FX contains Doom and Bethesda pinball tables — _Mentioned as available game option on streamer's system_

### Notable Quotes

> "The internet, the technician isn't coming until tomorrow, so that's where we're at right now."
> — **Dead Flip (Jack Danger)**, Early in stream
> _Explains pivot away from pinball content due to infrastructure failure_

> "Comcast did this to me. They are the Batman to my Joker. They are creating their worst enemy right now."
> — **Dead Flip (Jack Danger)**, Mid-stream
> _Humorous but pointed criticism of ISP outage impact on stream_

> "Quality streaming right here, folks. All the while, this goofy-ass music's playing."
> — **Dead Flip (Jack Danger)**, During kitchen fire incident
> _Self-aware humor about stream quality degradation during emergency_

> "If you have a near oil fire you should get out of the house. Why should I get out of the house?"
> — **Chat / Dead Flip (Jack Danger)**, Kitchen fire incident
> _Demonstrates streamer prioritizing content over safety (jokingly)_

> "Stream is on fire. Ladies and gentlemen, flip of the butts up."
> — **Dead Flip (Jack Danger)**, Post-fire, during recovery
> _Playing on literal fire incident for comedic effect_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Dead Flip | person | Twitch streamer and content creator hosting the broadcast; also known as Jack Danger; operates Deadflip channel |
| Laura | person | Dead Flip's partner; cooking during stream when kitchen fire occurred |
| Charlie | person | Baby/infant present during stream; mentioned as being fed and held; described as 99.7th percentile height |
| Chuck | person | Cat (described as fat); one of three cats in household (alongside Mildred and Smokey) |
| Penelope | person | Cat in Dead Flip's household; described as the fattest |
| Mildred | person | Cat in household; described as Shane Black one (dark colored) |
| Smokey | person | Cat in household; described as light gray |
| Pinball Arcade | product | Digital pinball simulation platform; tables were locked on stream, required reinstall on Steam |
| Pinball FX | product | Alternative pinball gaming software mentioned as backup option; contains Doom and Bethesda tables |
| Oregon Trail Deluxe | game | Classic DOS game played extensively on stream via Play DOS games Online website |
| Family Feud | game | SNES game mentioned as option and played with Laura |
| Comcast | company | Internet service provider; caused outage that prevented pinball gaming; jokingly blamed for stream content pivot |
| Play DOS games Online | product | Website accessed during stream for playing retro DOS games |
| Deadflip | organization | Twitch streaming channel operated by Jack Danger/Dead Flip |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Technical infrastructure and platform issues, Pinball Arcade software and licensing, Stream pivoting and content adaptation, Retro gaming (DOS games, Oregon Trail), Home streaming setup and personal life
- **Secondary:** Kitchen safety and fire incidents, Twitch community interaction and chat participation

### Sentiment

**Mixed** (0.55) — Stream maintains humorous, self-deprecating tone despite multiple frustrations: ISP outage, Pinball Arcade login failure, kitchen fire. Streamer's comedic framing prevents tone from becoming negative, but underlying technical and safety issues create friction with intended pinball content. Community engagement is positive; chat appears supportive.

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** Active Twitch chat participation with memberships and donations during unplanned content pivot (confidence: high) — Multiple viewers maintaining memberships (Murph 20 months, Ventron 18 months, Retrocade 9 months); continued bit donations despite non-pinball content
- **[technology_signal]** Comcast internet outage preventing scheduled pinball content stream (confidence: high) — Technician not arriving until next day; forced pivot to offline/lower-bandwidth gaming alternatives
- **[technology_signal]** Pinball Arcade login/licensing issues requiring complete reinstall on Steam during live broadcast (confidence: high) — Direct technical problem: 'all of our Pinball Arcade tables were locked' requiring uninstall/reinstall cycle

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## Transcript

 Did I log in with the right address within TPA? I'm just in steam. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. re-download TPA. Ooh, I don't want to have to do that. Should I just uninstall and reinstall? No. No. Restart the computer? Yeah. Yo, what's up, Tater Salad? Yeah. I guess I can re-download it real quick. I don't want to have to, but we can try. How's everyone doing? Laura's about to feed Charlie behind me. Jaded Torrent TPA. I don't need to, man. I don't need to. Like, delete local content or something? Uninstalling Temple Arcade. There we go. Okay, let's reinstall it. You should only need to log out and log in. Shit, I just uninstalled it. Guys. Guys, you're too slow. It's a person that runs her house and her parents. I get it. Beer Snobbery USOB Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league for 20 months. 20 2-0 Holy 20 months, dude? Come on. Library Store yeah the technician isn't coming out until tomorrow unfortunately so that's what we're dealing with right now super sucks it's a really big sink it's a giant sink it's a nice big sink boys It's a nice big sink. So we're going to default to this if we can't figure out where the hell my TPA stuff went. Okay? Okay. That's a tub, not a sink. It's a big sink. It really is. It truly is. Let's drop this down a little bit. Like a baby. Like a baby. Like a baby. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. Aww, Murph. I love you, buddy. How you doing, boss? We're going to exit out of this. That music is fine and all. Like a jack-sized person? What's up, Shadda? Okay. Pinball arcade. The Pinball Arcade. It's free! I don't know if you knew that. Download this vige, play now. Next. All of our pinball arcade tables were locked so we're trying to see what's going on. Steam is downloading Pinball Arcade. You can track the progress of your butthole within your mouth. Oh, how long does this take? Cute kid. Thanks, Murph. How long does this game take to download? Hello? Go in my ear, please. Oh, we're dropping frames trying to download this? Okay. Okay. Pause. Pause. Alright, so that's not going to happen. It will take a while. It's a big game. Shit. Guys, come on. Come on. But you guys said, just do it. I got today and tomorrow off in three months. I hope to be moved back to inserting a pinball. Dude, shut up. That's awesome, dude. Congrats, man. That's exciting. Son of a butt. So here's what we're going to do. I guess we're going to play Pinball FX instead. Unless you guys would like to play any of the other games I have. I don't really have anything installed on here. which is stupid. Family Feud. Laura wants to play Family Feud. Family Food. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Yeah, the internet, the technician isn't coming until tomorrow, so that's where we're at right now. Yeah. have Laura play number munchers. Do you want Laura to just play number munchers and for me to go drink this beer that I just found next to my microphone? Shadal, that's great. Oh, should we put it on social baby feeding? How you doing, Chuck? You good? She's great. Yeah, she's good. She's good. Troublesome Owl, how you doing? Um, okay. So we played Battle Block yesterday, that was fun. Uh, Isaac doesn't want to run well. We could play some Pinball Effects 2. Okay. Here are your options. Here's your options, Internet. We can play Pinball Effects. So like the Doom, I got all the Bethesda tables and stuff. Um, we could play Castle Crashers, which is a lot of fun. I personally love that game. We could play some of those weird DOS games that we were playing before. Get Laura up in here. I could go punch Charlie. Nope. Is that cat's name Twitch? No. We have three cats here. The fattest one is Penelope. The other black one is Mildred. The light gray one is Smokey. I mean, she's... We used to have five cats. That's why I get confused. Don't shake the baby. Okay, cool. Will not shake the baby. Laura, you and us play Family Feud. Oh, rude. I'm okay with that. Rude. I mean, we could put her on some of the Feud. I wish there was a better Family Feud game. I liked how ridiculous that one was, though. Yeah. I mean, we didn't see any repeat questions, did we? Yeah. All right. Shit, we might play Family Feud then. Yeah, let's do it. We'll get Charlie involved. The dead book menagerie. I think I'm deaf in my right ear. Is that a thing? All right, screw it. Let's do it up. Feud it up. The FNES Family Feud is awesome. never played the DOS one. So, is there a place I can emulate the SNES one? Or is that illegal? It's probably illegal. I wanna wish you... Oh, guys, I discovered a new breed of troll today. Apparently, being verified on Facebook, if I make a comment on something that's big and poppin' and huge, there's a small subset of asshats that are like, oh, look at this, what do they call it? Hold on, let me show you this picture. They post this image and it's freaking hilarious. The gray area, you might... No. It's this. They call you a blue tick wanker. Oh, yeah? Yeah. But it's not a tick. I don't think it's a tick. Tick should be Italian. Blue tick wanker. One bit for charity. Thanks, Shaddaa. I love you, buddy. Appreciate it. All right. So I'm the blue tick wanker. Moving on. Let's get this thing. What does it all mean? But what does it mean, though? you know what I'm saying okay so what was that website called like DOS my DOS my DOS memes games oh don't you dare that's why I have a clip what did she find a knife no she was trying to hold this off the edge just to drop it oh yeah she's a shit ah don't bite me um No, my DOS games is not it. Wanker on Facebook who has an official account... Wait, hold on. Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him or her to reach the top of the comments even if he or she comments something unoriginal and stupid. Ah, that's you. I just complimented somebody on their freaking thing and I got called out. Thanks, Wolf. I appreciate it, man. No, not Commander Keen. It was like a website for all these DOS games. Free DOS games. Was it called DOS Games Archive? Play DOS Games Online? I remember what the website looks like. Found it! It was called Play DOS Games Online. Enter the name Zork. Okay, we'll switch to this. Window capture. Nailed it. Nailed it. We'll do this. You guys don't need to be seeing that. I wish it didn't show the freaking scroll bar. Quick, please work. Wow. Kid Flip in the house. It's Baby Flip. And yes, she's here. Alright. Scroll bar gone. Chuck D has the master plan. Alright. What was it? Wheel of Fortune? Was it Wheel of Fortune? okay Chuck you stay over there don't get near me yeah cause there was there was three of these and one of them was like super terrible watch free TV watch something so I think this is safe to do never would have thought it would be playing DOS games online yeah Google watch porn on the internet dot com. Not a thing. So, it was the Onion. You're cutting a chicken. You're cutting a chicken that is not an onion. Oh, I just cut the onion. Ooh. Ow. Yes, it has Oregon Trail also. You know, let's play a quick game of Oregon Trail while Laura's cooking. Did I spell Oregon right? Yo, Big Baller, what's going on, boss? Holy crap, look at these. They got elaborate. I love what your streams become, Deadflip. Uh-oh, Murph Burfle, what has it become? What has it become, sir? Trash? Garbage? Non-pinball related? Comcast did this to me. They are the Batman to my Joker. They are creating their worst enemy right now. Why is this chicken making me cry? Oh, that's an onion. So do you guys want Oregon Trail? Oregon Trail? Oregon Trail Deluxe? Even if you're from Oregon, you have to pronounce it Oregon Trail. Oregon Trail? Oregon Trail? We'll do Deluxe. I think the Lux sounds pretty good. We'll do the Deluxe. Nothing but the best for you guys here on Deadflip. Nothing but the mother-flubbing hibs. Click. Okay. There is no way that this is a real chicken. This is the most fluffed up, antibiotic-filled chicken ever. Put the Lux in it, it's instantly better. So, how do I... Alright, downloading game data. I would like to make this window bigger I would rather it not be full screen I like how Jack's target ad is Batman costumes guys shut up yeah Uh-huh. That's great. Batman ladder dance, never forget. Okay, here's what we're going to do. Window capture. What is that smell? Why don't you open the... I have chicken on my hand. I'm going to take this baby out of here. You're going to watch the house break down, aren't you? Just watch? Yeah. Alright. That is smoke you're seeing, folks. Uh, let me mute. And we're back. Sorry about that. Chuck, you like carcinogen? She's not in here. I know. Don't die online. Do that on your own time. We're here to watch Oregon Trail. Charlie, stop bitching. You'll come in here in a second. I guess it doesn't matter what qual... When the smoke alarm goes off, I just order pizza. There you go. Wonka? Just kidding. What do you mean pull it? Make the fan turn on. It's on! We'll get this figured out. You okay, Chuck? We'll get this figured out. You okay, Chuck? You're fine. What in the world am I watching? There's no way to escape this. Okay. This isn't doing anything. So what did you do? It's just the oil's too hot. Okay. We're getting there, folks. We'll be streaming in no time. Don't worry about nothing. Don't worry about anything. I want that snake. Dude, isn't that great? She's not ready to come in here. Yeah. Oh! Yeah, move her far away. Alright. Whew! What did you want? Get on that vacuum and take it out of the air. What the hell is going on? Cold November drain. Laura had the skillet on too high. And it almost started a fire. Make it hot. What's up, Brody? Sorry, guys. What a boss. It's real bad. It's hard to breathe. Quality streaming right here, folks. All the while, this goofy-ass music's playing. Can you hear that? Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Aw, Zentron, stop hitting on my wife. Just kidding. Go to town. Double danger pinball, what's going on? You see this haze? That darn fire. We got all the windows and fans going here. If you have a near oil fire you should get out of the house. Why should I get out of the house? Because I'm breathing um... Oh, my throat hurts now. Whoo! That's rough. That haze is where you guys play location pinball. Okay, so... No, we don't have an exhaust hood, man. What, you think we're rich? Got that partnered streamer money, boys. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Need to buy an event for Christmas. Don't look up the word hood. Okay. Video capture device. Box fan duct tape. Okay. Amazon sells everything. You know what would be cool is if Twitch Partners got like a discount on Amazon. Oh. There you go. This isn't awkward looking at all, is it? Ventron for 18 months in a row, buddy. Thank you for making a membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen. Thanks, Justin. Zentron, thanks, buddy, for that 18 months. Stream is on fire. Ladies and gentlemen, flip of the butts up. Turn off the overhead fan to clear air faster. I don't know. I don't know because we're just mixing it or something yo pinball live what's going on dude pinball live did you do your swap today jacket's on fire Berryman for nine months in a row thank you for maintaining a membership to the league we've now got a baby on our hands ladies and gentlemen slippers and butts up for Berryman that nine months of love, dude. Okay, so we're going to play some Oregon Trail until Laura's done burning the house down. Then she's going to come over. We're going to play some Family Feud. It's going to be fun. I love you. Overhead fan circulates the air. Not good for clearing smoke. Cool. I did not know this. Alright. Here we go. Jackpot! So let's travel the trail. Let's, uh, let's travel the trail. You're about to begin a great adventure, traveling the Oregon Trail across the rugged landscapes of North America. Critics agree, your covered wagon, pulled by a team of oxen, will travel from Independence, Missouri, to the fertile Willamette Valley. Willamette? Willamette Valley of the Oregon Territory. a journey of approximately 2,000 miles. You don't know the first time a woman tried to kill you. Yeah, right? Before you set off on the trail, register your name, the names of the members of your wagon party, and your occupation. After that, you'll need to buy supplies to make other and make the other. All right, new game. So you always want to be the banker from Illinois, right? Look out for that damn dysentery. Oh, my chest hurts, B. Names. Poop butt. Alright. My name... My name is... Cram Jam. I like poop butt. Poop butt. While I chick behind you is hot. Thanks, Steve Nick. That's my mom. Poop butt. We got hard fart. Everyone's names are going to be able to fit on a knuckles. I don't know what my name is yet. Don't forget her name. Name you make name face. Oh, don't pull her in here yet. It's still hazy. No, it's not my mom. Ding dong. Wet poon. Okay. Wet poon with two Ts. Large insurance Ryan Policky, you know what I mean? Yeah, right? Uh... My name's Barbsack. Okay, here we go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. We need a random number. You know what? We're just going to do... We need a random number. I need like a random number generator. Can I do slash roll? Unrecognized command. ignore okay here we go six now let's see you know what you know what they are random number and I'm dot org 31 got it one let's see one two three four five six of eight one out of eight generate the number is three we are going to be a carpenter barf sack is a carpenter where's the music though is there no music outside of the like opening sequence music guys just make sure that you're watching behind me and she's not trying to poison me that's great big baller is in your Your wagon feels bad man. Listen dude, no one's in my wagon right now. I got an idea. Let's go to YouTube. I want to get that. So let's see. What should we Google? Like 8-bit... Korea is insane. Okay. 8-bit instrumental. Instrumental. Six years ago. Okay. 8-bit relaxed chiptune music. This is what we need. Oh my god, shut up. You're the worst. Yeah, we need them chiptunes. Uh, right, I saw that, yeah. Wow, this music actually fits really well. Is it too loud, though? We got a crying baby, ladies and gentlemen. Um, okay. So, here's where we want to go. We can't hear the music. Wait, are you serious? Maybe you're sideways. There you go. All right. So, uh, we have $800. What do we want to buy? So we need... We need food, clothing, an onion, Laura. Nice, Jaded. We're rich, boys. Which way is up? How many oxen do I want? Alright, I'm going to let you guys pick the numbers on this. How many oxen do we need? Pizza, yeah. Hi, Charlie. She's back there. You want to bring Chuck over here real quick and say hi? Look at that, Chuck. 600 oxen. Okay. This is beast off of me. That's one cute little human. Thanks, Ursa. Uh, oxen. So, what, like four oxen? I'd say ten. Ten oxen? How much money do you have left? Is that half your money? Yeah. Oh, no. No, that's not half my money, but it's like a fifth of my money. How many clothes do we want? Ten? Okay, we're spending money. How many boxes of bullets? Ten. No, we'll go a hundred, boys. Wait, I can't do a hundred? Oh, because they don't have a hundred. Thirty. Yeah, what's up RetroKate? How you doing, boss? I'm seeing a friend. Uh oh. So, first, listen, if there's one thing I learned from a lot of other big streamers is, it's not rule number one, but it's up there, never do math on streams. You will always get castrated by your chat. One spare wagon wheel, one spare axle, one spare tongue, 500 pounds. Retrocade for nine months in a row. Brother, thank you for maintaining my particular lead. We are making ladies and gentlemen flippin' about the Retrocade. Nine months of love. Brother. Brother. Retrocade, I gotta come back out there, dude. Uh, we're about to show... Um... Did we... Did we just play Stars? I think we just played Stars, like, two days ago. Love you, boss. Um, is there something to be said about not using all of our money? This is just called... This is just called 8-Bit Relax. I don't know. You know what? We're just going to go with this and see what happens. You want to come up here and stream? No? All right. Here we go. Yeah, it's called 8-Bit Relax. It's pretty good. You're playing Stars during Design Stream Break on Monday? There you go. All right. Starting date. You need to decide when to set off on the trail. If you leave too early, there won't be much grass for your oxen to eat. You may encounter some very cold Carl Weathers and late spring snowstorms. But if you leave too late, you may not get to Oregon before winter, which can be very dangerous if you leave right now. Alright guys, what month should I leave? What month should I leave? Oh hell yeah, Retro Kid. I'm going to have to come back down, dude. Chance it in August? Really? We're going to go hard? March? All right, I got one for March. Okay, two Aprils. December. Jack, look up behind you. Laura's got a knife. May, April. All right, we're doing April. Oh, wait, it's got music now. Alright we got music now I like this It partier sounding It has more of a fart appeal Alright conditions It is April 1st 1848 It is a warm day It sunny Let see I, um... Let's hunt. Hunting is not allowed near independence. Okay. I'm eating on a pony. Pace? You want to go with strenuous pace? That's just... Let's do it. Start hard. Alright, we walk in. Oh, my eyes are burning. Okay, we're coming across a blue hentai tentacle. What do we do? And before death by dysentery. Can we jump it? Are we going to fjord this? You started down the trail with ten oxen. Ten sets of clothing, six hundred bullets, one wagon wheel, one wing and a hook. You decide to change the pace of the strenuous. You have reached Kansas River crossing. Ford the river. Yo, cock it, boys. Should we hunt? Is this an exclusively mouse game, or what are the controls? Oh, how to play. Most mouse games use the arrow keyboards. Keyboard hands? Arrow keyboards, please. Always be hunting. Alright, we going dog wheel hunt. I don't think it's not allowed. Give me... Chat? Continue. We're going to Ford it. Wait, cock the wagon? Okay. Let me get a yay for Ford. Let me get a nay for cock. Go. I'm going to pull this window off. Alright, we got Ford. We got a lot of caulking. Take the ferry for $5? Oh, there's a ferry. Alright, we're going to ferry it. We got the money. You started down the trail. Yes. We chose the ferry. I apologize. We got a lot of fairies in chat. Alright. Here's another hentai tentacle. Can I just hunt right now? Oh, it's impossible. With the dog flag. Give me that rabbit. Get rabbited. Yo, we got two buffalo. You shot 949 pounds of meat. You were only able to carry 200 pounds back. Oh. Oh. Yo, we didn't have to kill all that. We did not have to kill all that. All right. Looks like there's no fairy, so yay for Ford, nay for cock. You wasteful jerk. You only hunt one buffalo then. Got it. Down a buffalo. Hey. How you doing? Charlie, do you think we should cock or should we Ford? Jump the river. Should I caulk it? Alright, we got a caulk, we got a caulk, we got a caulk, we got three boards, caulk, caulk, alright we're caulking. Caulked it. Go baby, go baby, go baby, go baby, go baby. Now here's what's stupid, okay? I just cocked it, right? Now why? How do I know if people are tired or hungry or something? Come on. You guys are I'm just waiting for failure. Alright, too many bits. Status. Where's the status? Alright, here we go. Uh, barf sack's good, poop butt's good, hard fart's good, ding dong's good, weapon's good. Everyone's good. This is going to be the most boring game of Oregon Trail. It's like the one time everything went okay. The trails from the jumping off places and the pedestal straight across the castle block come together for a credit. This new fault was built by the U.S. Army to protect all the California dogs. Thanks, Wolf. Alright, so this dude's stupid. Trade. I don't need anything. Like, we're fine. We're just going to carry on. Oh, guys. My eyes. See? I don't want to keep flipping over to change the music. Status? Everyone's good. Yeah? Keep on going. Kill them and move on Alright, we're going to drown this family Uh oh A thief stole 43 pounds of food from your wagon? Keep it, dog Hardspart has the measles Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Okay, how do I cure the measles? How do I cure the measles? No, that's not a thing There's no vaccination There's a crying baby in the background Um, rest? Okay. Rest for one day. No longer has measles. Just kidding. Damn it. Alright, let's continue. Cure with a spear wagging tongue. You beat him over the head. Chimney rock boys. How do anti-vaxxers do it? Is there like a salute? Can we salute the rock? How old is your son? He's huge. That's my daughter and she is in the 99.7th percentile for height of children her age. Meaning, she is a monster. When do they get to the arcade? That's what I'm looking for, man. Yeah, this rock was stupid. We're done. Please don't give me... Hard fart was bitten by a snake. Alright, good thing we found a fort. Because we've got to take care of these people. I can hold her. Comcast has measles, yes. Did someone say Godzilla? No. Oh, you're going to hold her? Cool. Okay. So, um, hard fart is having a tough go. hard farting is really unlucky. Okay. Hard fart not only has the measles but has a freaking... My eyeballs. Has a snake bite. Ditch them. Okay. Rations. Eh, you guys can eat good. Who cares? Bye. Food. You don't sell... Some of the guys are just gonna die? No, no. Dude was bit by a snack. He's bit by a snack. He's got a snack bite. Give Charlie the mouse and she'll make it a trip more. Yeah, dude, I agree. You know what? We're just going to push on. We're just pushing on. The Tamagotchi Trail. Suck out the poison. Hard fart was bit on a dick by a snake. Wait. An ox is sick? Eat it. Like, what is your reaction to this stuff? What do you do? No, but like, you... It alerts me. Hard fart is well again. Great. Great. You know what, boys? We're picking up the pace here. We're grueling it. Holla ass. You're gonna run out of food soon? How much foods do I have? Oh shit, I'm out of food. Good thing I'm a master hunter. Where'd that buffalo? Fucking... I don't want... Is this even possible? Yeah, shoot the stupid buffalo. Done. You can only carry 200 pounds back. How do I make myself stronger to carry more meat? Is that even a thing? Alright, we found a wagon orgy. It's a wagon centipede. Rabbits are impossible. Alright. You know what he's like. Is there a... is there a music setting? No. We don't need food. We don't need anything, really. How's everyone doing? Everyone's fair. You guys want more food? Here, fill up, nerds. Or is that a six? Ha ha ha, retro game. Do you have a kitchen mitt for a hand, or is that a seven ounce can of Coors? I've got big meat paws. I've got big meat paws. That's why my child is the size of a monster. You're going to end up wanting more food soon? Okay. So, something got delayed. you've lost the trail. Um... How do you guys ask for directions? Laura, you shut up. I don't ask for talk. My father is very sick and we are resting here until he gets better. We have been pushing too hard and our health has suffered. When my father is able to travel again, we'll go to slower pace. I didn't say go to slower pace. Alright, we'll go to slower pace. You guys are eating like fucking kings though donate to kids if you're off the trail good time to hunt boosh wait for the buffalo shoot the buffalo in the face that kid is creepy agreed um rabbit doesn't punchy time out though okay all right i shot oh my god Yeah, I'm a machine. MLG. Yeah, I'm killing that rabbit. Yeah, you know you don't want to come out here. Praying spray. Boom. Done. Give me my rabbit meat. Look at that. Look at that. wasted two pounds of meat. Nailed it. Wasting all your ammo like a boss. And continue. You piggy little piggers. He's from Chicago. This should be his strongest skill, shooting a gun. Alright, we got 307 pounds of food, man. Yeah, could you imagine not taking... You're grabbing 200 pounds of meat and you leave two pounds behind. You know what I did? I fell that dead rabbit and kicked it into a bush because I was pissed at it. Shut up. Okay. How's everyone doing? Ooh, everyone's good. They're not great, though. I've got so many bullets. Holy sharts. South Park? I thought it said South Park, too. My family and I traveled with 40 other families to the valley of the Great Salt Lake to steal religious freedom back east and bombers were persecuted. And Utah will join together to build a new community changing desert into farmland. Murder, murder, hunt, hunt him. You cannot hunt this idiot. Alright, so we are not murdering that racist. Hunt him. I tried, man. Save a bullet for each family member. Yeah, we're fine. You know what? We don't need you guys. Take the shortcut? Do we take the shortcut? Okay. Yay to head to Fort Bridger, or nay to take the shortcut. What do you got? Here come the hot jams. Hello, Jetslip from your home again. What's up, CBJ fan? You cannot hunt Mormons after you leave Independence. Nay. Yay. Nay. Nay. Nay. That's a lot of nays. Yay. Nay. Okay. We're taking the shortcut. Here we go. Short cut. You found some wild fruit. I didn't want it. You know what? Here's what we're going to do. We're going to hunt. Because we've only got 200 pounds of food. Got him. One shot, one kill. How much do you think that thing weighs? About 200 pounds? Yeah, that'll be good. 95 pounds. If you continue to hunt this area, game will become scarce. I don't care. Man, it's not my worry. Yeah, one deer and a rabbit was 202, but two deer with 85? How much did that rabbit weigh? This ain't COD, you'll eventually run out of bullets. Alright, we're taking the ferry. I ain't even asking. We're taking the ferry. I have to pee. Peeing's fun. Hey Charlie, grab me a beer. I think we're gonna make it all the way without anyone dying. Wet poon was bitten by a snake. What are these idiots doing? That rabbit weighs as much as your cat. Jack Ginger prefers... Yes. This is true. Alright, um, we're gonna hunt for more meat. Yeah, I don't need ammo. What am I? He bagged it. He bagged it. Does it have to be a headshot? be a headshot? Oh, this thing. This thing. This thing. This thing. Call of Duty! Okay, Okay, so now what do I do? I killed everything. You're way over 200 pounds! 100! Uh, guys, we wasted meat. We wasted some meat, Chuck. What do we do? World record. 100 high score. We came up with a funny joke today about meat. Somebody said, What do you call a cow with no legs? What do you call a cow in the lake? I don't know. Grounded beef. Great. What do you call a cow that's in trouble? I don't know. Grounded beef. Oh, jeez. Hey, we're from the Soda Springs. I'm going to murder this entire family. You guys are not here. Yep. What do you need, Chuck? You want to hang out? You can't touch the microphone, you idiot. You can touch my beard, though. Don't do it. We gotta turn the 8-bit off. No. You know what? We don't need anything from these people trucks, so we're just gonna keep going. You need to buy bullets? I don't need no bullets. We're coming across the port, anyway. I'll buy bullets here. Wet food is well again. You just lost over 400 bullets. Okay. Trade. No. How do I just buy stuff? Oh, right. Nope. Buy. Here we go. I'm rich AF, ladies and gentlemen. The duck hunt world champ. Um, box is a bullet. Dang, dog, you don't have any bullets? Can you yell at the microphone for me, Chuck? Challenging stuff, dude. Moving on. You really want that mic, huh? How about this? Look, poop butt was bitten by a snake. Why are all these idiots getting bit by snakes, Chuck? You want to touch all the buttons? He lost the trail. Shut up. Time to hunt. Always hunt when you lose the trail, Chuck. Yo, in the face. Okay, I think we're done hunting. Yeah, don't, please don't grab the computer. You shot 740 pounds. I'm such a wimp, dude. That's what you get for letting the baby drive. You want a beer, Chuck? Here. There you go. That'll entertain you for a little bit. Get out of here with that, it's empty. You don't get beer. You have an NES and a tube TV? Nice, Doc. Yo, baby mice, what's going on? Alright. Rough trail. A fire in your wagon destroyed three sets of clothing. 86 bullets! Is this dinner? Looks like shit. Just kidding. Thank you, B. Love you, bud. Chuck, good job driving, buddy. So we need clothing and bullets. How do I know where my bullets are? Hard fart was bit by a snake! I got it! I'll, wait, hire an Indian to help for three sets of clothes. Yeah, how do you know status? I have seven sets of clothes, a hundred bullets? So I think we're going to hire the Indians. Hire the Indians boys. They know what's up. We're making it. Um, no water. Wait, how do you get water? Hmm. Close-ups of the food? Yeah, I can show you the food. Ding dong has the measles. Hard fart is well again. Let's hunt. Pterodactyl, what's wrong, buddy? Got it. Bagged it. That's probably good. So is one bullet technically like ten bullets? Yeah, it says I used five bullets. That wasn't five bullets. Dude, you're running out of things. I know, but we're coming to this trail here. You can't just get water. Look at this. Water is not an option. Water's not a thing. Drink the blood of the deer. Exactly. I want all your bullets. I want all your clothes. Um. That's all I want, man. That's all I want. Get some rims, dog. Moving on. Listen, we're about to do this thing. How many oxen do we have? Yeah, see, we're fine. Is this going to be the first successful, awesome, like... You guys want to see the food lore I made? There you go. It's like chicken, peppers, and onions, and fire. Spaghettis without tortillas. Yeah, we're just going to shoot a bunch of stuff for food. Oh my god, we're out of food. And... Hunt. Looks a little burnt. Bagged it. What else do we got? Bagged it, boys. Buff. Alright. Wait for the buffalo. You dick. Bagged it. No grass, yo. That's what I'm saying. Bagged it. Done. How much thud? 740. God. I'm really bad at figuring out how much I need. I hope it's Chicago style. Yeah, Chicago style fetus. Yeah, baby. Um, talk? We followed the edge of the desert from Fort Boyce into the forbidding wall of the Blue Mountains. The hills were dreadfully steep. Harking both wheels, we covered out slow. We got out safe. Poor animals, no grass or water for days. Shares. Moving on. Take the shortcut. We're getting all the way there. We're going to make this. There's no water. No wonder food's going fast. Yeah, everyone, listen, everyone's on a get super fat diet. We're just going to shoot one buffalo. Or two bears. Done. Done. 100% accuracy. 219. Chuck, why are you crying, buddy? Oh, cool. Internet, thank you for sticking around. Ding Dong broke his leg and Heart's Work got bit by another freaking snake. Bad water? Uh-oh. Here comes the dysentery. Yeah, thanks for sticking around today. I appreciate it. You've reached the day of Jack Glass the Baby Cries. That's how it goes. Alright, very poor, very poor, broken leg. Oh, do we need rest? Oh, let's rest for two days. Okay, now how's everyone doing? Poor. You want to rest some more, idiots? We're just going to spend a week. We're just going to spend a week here, apparently. Everyone's poor. My broken leg's still good. Um, can I buy anything? Nothing? You want to trade? Nah. You can't get water, guys. There's no getting... Can I shoot any of these people? No. They need beer. Okay, we're going to rest for two more days. Alright, I don't care how you guys are doing. We're moving out. Chucky, okay, bud? You living? You working? Continue. Take the toll road. How do I get them grass? Hardfart has a broken arm? How do you choose a different path? There's your grass, boys. You doing okay, Chuck? Rough trail. Did I just beat this game? Did I just beat this game and nobody died? I don't think that has ever happened. Holy crap! We made it. I heard this game was super tough. It is super tough, man. I've never beat this game ever in my life. Should have pushed harder. Math Blaster's next. I bet my score's out of control, too. Okay. Now we gotta do... Um... What was it? Pan with you. Where in the world is Kermit San Diego? San Diego is way too much, man. Too much. We're gonna play a game that Laura and I can play together. Unless Laura, are you good or do you, do you want to play? B? Hello? I'm gonna find Laura, hold on. Alright boys, it's your cue to go eat, let's grab a beer. Welcome to my kitchen. Where in the world is Laura Donger? Uh, she's feeding the babe. Wink, wink, wink. Is Mavis Beacon a real person, or is she a corporate invention like Mrs. Butterworth? Or Adele? What? Alright, what do you guys want to see played? Do you want, um... Do you want number munchers? do you want we do anything math last week let's click in DOS here Social media. A game with boobs. We can work on that. Is The Honeymooners a game? Does it have music? Air Julio, I will not be there, buddy. I played the Three Stooges Nintendo game a lot. One player. And away we go. I know, Air Julio. I feel you, man. I am sad, too. Holy... hold on. Let's put the appropriate windows back on. Alright, press any key to begin, press Q to quit. Press Q to quit. Uh... Uh... What? What? I'm a bus driver? Is this literally the game? Um. Um. Ralph. All you ever do is spend my money. Look at her dresser. This is your drawer, Alice. Look at it. And this is Madra. That's all that I said. Not even enough time. This was entertainment once. Central Sewer System. What? Um. Was that weed he just found? Did he just find weed? I can't... What in God name is happening right now He fixed a leak He fixed three leaks Twelve points Oh they leaks They look like flowers. Do you want to play the $99,000? Yes. Yes. And here's the question. Here we go. In Funny Money, when Ralph walks in with a suitcase, Alice's mother says, What's in that box? Your lunchbox? What's that? Your lunchbox? Probably B. Because she fat shames them all the time. We got it right. Please don't make me drive the bus anymore. How much? I say I will be doing post. Oh. There's no way. There's no... Is this a pornographic scene? Um. What? There's... Can I cancel? Yeah. I'm hitting Q, because I don't want to do this. It said hit Q, right? It said to hit Q. I'm not doing this puzzle. I'm hitting Q. I'm literally hitting Q. It won't let me do it. Alright, we're going to sit here for 55 seconds. All the way forward. Something dirty is happening. Yep. Alright, here we go. Let's do this. Hold on. Let's just make this as dirty as possible. Please solve the puzzle. Oh, that's it. Ah, we failed. We failed, boys. Choose your scheme. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, we're 100% done with this game. Okay, here's the thing. Give me another game. Let's do this. Three Spooge's. If this is the game I think it is, I played the hell out of this game. Oh, is the window screwed up? Hello? Huh? Make it a little bigger. We'll just hide here in the corner. music oh my god it's gonna make me sit through all this Please, shut up. Whoa, definitely. Something's wrong there. Hey, what's the matter, lady? Our house needs repairs and we don't have any money. We lose everything! Don't worry laddie, we'll get the doll. Is this for a game called Time Out? I'll check it out. Oh my god, this game's all music. Okay, we're done with that. Time Out. That was painful. Outrun. Am I allowed to be playing these on stream? Anyone? Anyone? Can anyone confirm? Time out. No, I'm not seeing it. Wolfenstein. Nah. random selection which was like a top like these are the top game being played right now better super does you're going to publicly play available string cool I'm what me know the game guys what's another funding from doth world How about... Space Quest is fun. Epic Pinball. Wait, how many pinball ones are there? That's right. Pinball Magic looks like fun. Epic pinball looks ridiculous. Leisure Suit Larry will get me kicked off of Twitch. Commander Keen. Lemmings. Spider-Man. Spider. I think I remember trying... I tried playing this and it was mega buttholes. Lemmings. What do we got? That's a lot of lemmings. Okay, diggers. Let's see. Yeah, I wish there was like a popular category. That would be nice. Spider-Man. Let's check out the... That ain't right. Spider-man is two words money's 3d spider-man is an action puzzle platformer video game starring Marvel comic book it tells power slave tell Scott yet Bart's house of weirdness yeah I can't hold on what kind of games do they have on here They don't have like the Beavis and Butterhead game. No? Okay. Alright, let's see what we got. Prince of Persia was one of the greats. Are used with permission. Got it. Here we go. Select video mode. Go on VGA. Yeah, VGA. Oh, I already love the music. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Come on. Double amelioration zero. Double amelioration zero. Mysterio. Mysterio is the deadlift villain of Toys R Us. He looks like a pinball. Well, I'll web so you can probably make it, man. I love that Mysterio was literally just a... Oh, he looks incredible. Let me see if I can make this look a little better for you guys. I'm going to try to sharpen it. Spider-Man is a slouch. So am I. He's a bit schlubby. That jump, though. Oh, he just stays down? Ha ha ha ha ha! Hi, Steve. Um... That's large and getting to me, actually. The web sling is amazing. R2-D2 makes a cameo. Stand up you idiot! Get away, get away! It's so dumb. Like how do you rock? Can you rock? I'll make you shit. Okay so I just walk past this idiot. The game is terrible. Yeah, let's pick up. Alright, that game, that game was painful. That game was painful. The controls were just... not good. Ooh, Data East. Here we go. That's not too loud is it? Well that broke. Let's try that again. Enter name. Enter name. Oh, God, what's my name? How loud is that for you guys? It's like really loud for me. It's ear splitting loud? Alright, cool. I turned it way down. You want me to eat? No. Oh, you want her to eat? I want to eat. Oh, okay, cool. Chuck, you want to watch some RoboCop? Want to watch some RoboCop? All those bullets flying back and... Can you not grab this? Did you link them to the dick thing? Huh? The shooting of the dick? No, and I wish I could show that, but I can't. You can't link them to that? I can link it, yeah. Is that better on audio, guys? Y'all move, creep. My two-year-old says, aw. Y'all move, creep. Chuck, you want to say hi? Chuck, look over here. Look at that. Say, y'all move, creep. Can you say, y'all move, creep? Y'all move, Crepe. Yeah, re-chat and tell me what's up. Say, hey, demented warlock. Alright, here we go, Chuck. Y'all move, Crepe. I literally just crashed the game by hitting spacebar. I'm not even kidding. The whole game just died. Cool. We're making our own chiptunes here, kids. Alright, this game isn't going to work. Huh? Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Y'all move, creep. Alright, so this game's cool. Um... Cool. That didn't go over well, though. Yeah, if you do Family Feud, partner, I guess. Yeah, you wanna play Family Feud? Yeah. Chuck, you wanna play Family Feud? Do you need more food? Yeah, I'll take another plate full of food. Charlie, you pulled my thing out. You have ten seconds to comply. Chuck, can you say, It's time to play the family feud. Can you stop pulling my damn head, ear things out? Alright, listen. I didn't want to hear it anyway. I just need to make sure that people don't think video is up. Creep. You got a little pot belly on you. Do you remember where I played this game, B? RoboCop 3? You know what? Let's check out RoboCop 3 real quick. Let's just check it out. I want to make sure we didn't skip out on anything good. Alright, so... Charlie, you've taken all the headphones. I can't hear anything. What the crap did you do? Okay, here we go, boss. You ready? Sword of the Scammer Samurai? and you pick the feud? Shame on you. Oh, shit. You want some of that food, Chunk? All right. Ooh, it's real 3D. Feud! The family food. Yo, Em, what's up, buddy? Em, well, it's good to see you, boss. Chuck, I need you to hit spacebar. Charlie, it's a big, long one. Chuck, can you just step here, please? It's a long one right there. Why do these games make you watch? I don't give a shit who the 2D designer was, right? Thanks, Russ Payne, for the vector graphic. Barry Leisch. What a dill. Language? Okay. Do we want the movie adventure or arcade action? Sorry. Ugh. Yeah, stop doing it. Pepper just sprayed me with pepper juice. Don't look at me. F1. First person to answer gets it. Whoa, balloons. Balloons with no music. Oh, do I pop them? Do you have some peas? This is Media Brite. Give us two minutes. From Detroit, Jeff's podcast with Kathy Wong. Our top story tonight. Motor City goes Japanese as OCP announces today. Their takeover by the Japanese multinational... I can't read this as fast. Citizens in Old Detroit claim the construction of the Delta City is creating a new class of homeless. A new class of crime. They look super scary. Vicious gangs calling themselves Splatterpunks What? Are turning the neighborhood into a war zone But once again, OCP has the answer Meet the Rehabs State of the art Dude, that went by real fast Yeah, did you have time to read that? I can't read that fast Yo, Dovis, what's crackin'? Hi, bub I don't deny it was 7 in an eviction notice or two but most of these folks have new homes and jobs waiting for them. We're just helping them. Can you not eat that? Rebel Resistance Force? Okay. Listen, stupid. I have nothing more to say. We just received reports of a break at the police armory. An ED-209 left the scene with a stone. Oh my god, I can't read this fast. The left scene with Dwayne Bex. Okay. You have 10 seconds to comply. Man, the 3D... Wow, they did a great job with him, actually. Oh my god, the 3D, though. You know what's funny? You could have looked at this back in the day, and you would have been like, this looks real, you know? Your move, car. In pursuit. Low detail. Space bar. Enter. Mouse. This is kind of crazy. The game is called Robocop 3. Yeah. I see a grill. Yeah, it's my dog. It's my boss. Charlie. High detail. yes we need high detail can you go forward please drive mouse selected yeah we're not playing this game either cool all right um show family feed it is y'all move great it's time to play Charlie choose on headphones did she have the whole thing in her mouth no she's not getting the end in her mouth yet here you go yeah suck on those anal beads I got her his anal beads super gross We put them through the dishwasher. Yeah. Yeah. They haven't officially been in an anus in a while. Yeah, it's been a while. We're good. Yay. Yay. So, this has sound, but we're not going to listen to it. Okay? Okay. Just so it feeds directly to that. We're also not going to full screen it. Can you read this just fine? Yeah. Great. How to play. Where's Steve Harvey? I'll be... Yo, I'm Steve Harvey, girl. Do you want the computer to play one of the families? No. First family, are you a returning champion? I forget what our families were. We're just going to go no? Yeah. Alright. No returning champions. Head of the first family, please enter your family's name and press the enter key. I will be family once. Okay. All right. Come on. Charlie, I'm going to break your arm. We are. Where is Dawson to give everyone herpes? We are the herpes family. All right. We're the herpes family, Chuck. Is the head of your family male or female? Male. Do you want to name the five family members? No. I do not want to take that time. Second family, are you a returning champion? No. Head of the second family, what is your family name? Oh, shit, I've got to fix the screen. Chuck. Dawson's too busy. Oh, yeah, he was in the Running Man movie, wasn't he? Chuck, if you touch one more thing, I swear to God. Beat. She's doing great. She's doing great. She's just really... Charlie, I've just got to hold Alt. and drag this up. That's all I gotta do. Nailed it. And then we make it large. And then we move it right here. Steroids make you deaf. Yes, I am on steroids. All them roids am on, dog. Guys, sorry the production quality of this show is so damn good right now. All right, ready, Chunk? The new challenge, dreaming with babies. No shit, dude. Okay. So, chicken goes here. You remember how to play this, right? So we have to hit a button. We discovered an exploit on this game where you just tap the freaking keyboard really fast and it works? Rollings with the noise. All right. Second family, what is your team name? Nards. Munards or just Nards? The Nards. The Nards? The Denards? No, just Nards. The Nards. You are the Denards. The head of your household is Female? Yeah. Okay. Do you want to name your five family members? You don't? No. You sure? Yeah. Okay. Laura says no. I'm going to pull this chair closer to me so I can put my food on it. Can you guys hear okay? Alright, here's the rules, guys. The first family to earn 300 points will play for $10,000 in the Fast Money Run. Herpes. use the A key to answer. The Denards use the L key to answer. Are you ready? Ready? So I use A, you use L. You ready? And Internet, you're gonna cheat so what are you gonna do? Okay here we go. Do you want to face off? You must find the answer that is more... Yeah, ready? Hit All right, get ready. Jeff and Irene are ready to face off. Good luck. Return key. Permittable question. You don't even look at the question because you're given time. This is a different person. It didn't ask questions. You have to read it. I. We asked 100 people to... Can you slow the emulator down? Is that a thing? Speed up and slow down games using Control F11 and Control F12. Oh. Did anybody get that? I couldn't read it. I don't know. Too fast, too few. You can speed up or slow down using control F11 or control F12. All right, let's go to the good one. You want to go to the good Family Feud game that we played, this one. Yeah. This one was mega DOS. Too fast, too few. All right, here we go. I'm too few for y'all, mate. Okay. We're going to have to fix the layout here a little bit. Bruh, too fast. I'm too furious. I'm too fast for y'all, mate. Tell him, Chuck. You tell him. You tell him. You're like, what the crap, guys? Remember when monitors were only 4x3? No, because that was never a thing. All right. We'll go right here. Okay. Here we go. Critics agree. Jack Danger's butt smells so good. I'm guessing this doesn't have music then, so we might turn on the chiptune stuff again. Let me hear. Remember Families 2? I don't remember it having anything. Okay. So should we turn on music? I didn't unplug anything, Dill. The game missed. Can you guys hear me? And can you hear the music? And how is that balanced? The music's very low. There you go. Aw yeah. You should have music now guys. Confirm? Confirmed. Okay, you ready Denard? What do you mean no music yet? Do I gotta crank it? Alright. Just make all the second noises Chuck. A-Pick, So we gotta crank it? Blurgh! All right Just make all the second noises Chuck. A-bit confirmed. Cool. All right, here we go. You ready B? You are the Denards. Out of a hundred people surveyed, the top five answers are on the board. Now, I I forget, was it A and L still? Probably. Okay, press any key. Ready? Here comes the dads. You dick. Dad Denard. Name a color of ink. I guess you're not on a time limit. See, this one is borked because you can just hit the thing, and then the question just sits there. Red, obviously, number Freak You're gonna pass or play? You're gonna pass Always pass She is Name a color of ink Blue Nailed it Hey, your face is blocking the question Son of a bitch here we'll make it look like we're part of part of the family whoa rude here we'll put ourselves right here nailed it um so we got uh yellow probably That's not a color of ink. Blue, black, red. Oh, like pen ink. Green? And... Don't tell him. Geez, Charlie. Let me know, Chuck. What do you got? What do you guys got? No. Okay. Oh, there is a timer. Purple. Wasn't even on there. suck it suck it suck it that's right B you screwed up okay out of 100 people surveyed top three answers are on the board who got you got it okay hold hold the slipping phone here what were you hitting I just did it when your finger was no but what were you hitting L oh you damn You passing or playing? God damn it. You're passing? Name a type of book that can be found in just about every household. Did I spell phone wrong? No. Is it phone book? Uh-oh. What'd you write? I'm not telling you. Oh, okay. That's fine. It's your chance to steal. The joy of sex. Alright. This is your steal chance. The joy of sex. I wrote cook. Like a shithead. Dictionary? Somebody said dictionary. Was it made back before the time of phones? More like family dump. Out of 100 people surveyed. So, were you hitting the L button? Yep. Sucks so much. Alright, Chuck, what do you think? Alright, so see, okay. Are you sure you don't know if yours is the right button that you're clicking? Is that what you're thinking? I have no idea honestly I let you try it You give me a chance Yeah Alright here we go Thanks go ahead Brother face off Hey thank you Brother herpes Brother herpes. Tell me how many hours a headache lasts. Hold on, I gotta make sure our camera's not in the way. I might put it up here. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Two. Two. Oh, you're a dick. This is terrible. Our done hards. Three. Very good. Four. What do you think, Chuck? No helping mom out. 24? Guys, I'm getting screwed. That's number wang. Thank you. Shit. Shit. Shit. And it's a doubler. It's a doubler. the desk there that kid yeah yeah you only have like a whole minute where's quizzle sticks and what are you gonna do buddy what are you gonna do buddy what is it let's rotate the board If it's 48, I'm going to be upset. Did you try eight? I'm not going to tell you what I did. I'm not going to tell you what I did. One. Give me the points. We did it, boys. One. One. One. One. One. One. hours. That's how long a headache lasts, girl. Out of 100 people surveyed, the top six answers are on the board. This is round four. Laura is sending nudie photos to her boyfriend. What do you send them? Yeah, Charlie, send that hot DP that you found on the internet the other day. That dog pile search you did. Alright, but you get in here. you ready Chuck you have to help ready I'll hit the go button and then you go okay yeah I'll hold this ready three two one sister herpes you are not happy by the way. Um, name a- You're my butt. I know three of these. I'm not gonna be able to- Yeah, that was my fault. Tiger beat me? Frick! Keep passing your playing there. How did elephant not be number freaking one? The obvious one is number one. You're gonna break my finger Baby out Why My entire bears yeah, but you know the bear on the unicycle horse humans I tried I tried camel I didn't work what it can't be horse I I never would have guessed for you guys. I cheated. I cheated, guys. We'll take away five points from my score. Sure, okay. What is this one? Sorry, buddy. So here's what's going to happen. Oh, it's the fast money. We'll do the fast money the way we did last time. Okay. I do one, you do one. I do one, you do one. No, I do one, you do one. Yeah. Alright, Crocodile. Thank you. Thanks, Internet. You want me to hold it? Alright, I'll start us off. Here we go, Internet. Are you ready? It's Fast Money time. Folks, put your cash up. Here we go. Redo with the 100 bits. Jack wins. My man. Nobody. Listen, I wanted Flea for sure. Yeah, don't look. We're going to keep this legit. Here we go. Dad plays first. Yes, he does. I... Oh. Uh... Um... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... I don't know. You gotta think about the time, though. Boom! Don't look. Okay. Alright, so... So far, I'm shit in the bed. Oh my god. Oh my god. Booyah! Alright, Laura, don't ever play this game with me for real, in real life. Alright, here you go. Boys, play now. Want me to type it in? Okay. Name the hour at which you get dressed on Sunday. Ten. Okay. Name a real animal scene in a scary green. Fast. Tell me how many letters you write per year. 25. Tell me how many miles most people travel to work each day. 30. 30? 15. 15? Name the age a boy's voice changes. 13. Wrong. 12. Name the hour at which you get dressed. 10. Man, you're a boss. Boy herpes. one day you'll be a man. Screenshot this shit. Yeah, we didn't come close. What do you need? $200? Yeah. Oh, $702! Awesome! Yeah, we got $702. Alright, folks, now to make sure this is real, We're going to need you all to donate 702 bits, please. That'll be great. Each? Mm-hmm. Every person? Herpes, 702. Would you like to play again? Yes. Number of families, two. Two. Family, one of you are returning champion. Yes. Perfect. Family Tour, are you a returning champion? Nine. What do you want your name to be? Um... Game. Oh, okay. You ready? Oh no, I don't know. I don't know. You just entered the Matrix? Yes, we just hacked in. Jackslips moved out 702 times. Welcome to the Matrix. Okay, are you ready for the next round? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. Are you ready for this? Chuck? Chuck, you're really derailing the show right now. Okay. There are 53 people here. They're trying to watch us play a game. From before we were born. Craig, how do you get it? Dad's chat. We are at what you get. Name the hour at which you get. Guys. What do you mean, shit? Guys, the question's cut off. What do I do? Eight. Name the hour. Eight? Eight. PM or AM? I don't know. Cool. Cool, all right. When do you get? Yeah! Oh, no. The best hour to get is nine. Is it tired? Shit. Name the hour at which you get. at which you get... It's probably up. I think it's tired. No, it's gotta be up. Yeah. People don't get up at that hour, ever. I get up any hour, baby. Come here, come here, chunk. Come here, you lousy little fart bucket. In bed? Get head. It's gotta be tired. Shit, I gave that all away. That was the easiest one. It didn't even make sense. Name the hour at which you get... Charlie, when do you get? Alright, Chuck, you ready? Show me the hour at which you get... Boom! Name a real animal seen in a scary... Why are these two up? Charlie, what do you see in the scary? Wow, this just made it a lot harder. Yeah, snowboarder, I think the word was off. Are you going to pass or play? Mom, cat's off. Give me an animal scene insert. Ow. Ow, you're scratching me. I got it. I got this. I got this. Brother herpes Snake number one It's taking the questions from the past money thing you just like oh You think something got screwed up? We can reset this because I think they're all going to be bored I mean, isn't it a species? It's an animal. Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species. Got it. Jaws hadn't come out yet. This is great, keep playing. Chad selects a chance to steal. The thing is, if you're looking around, you're like, yeah, this is what I... Gotta look at it. Gotta look at it. What's a scary animal scene? Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. I'm not looking at Chad. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. It's a scary dildo. Yeah, a boo. I think that apostrophe screwed you. Shit. Fuck you. Ow. Ah! You would have had it, too, if you didn't have the apostrophe. Dog was on there. You're right, guys. A gorilla? It's a scary cat, ladies and gentlemen. Scary cat. Can I get a scary cat? You ready, Chuck? Ready? Here we go. All right, B, here we go. Alright, you ready, B? Shake the baby! Here we go. Put your hand on the keyboard. Put your hand on the keyboard. Boom! Tell me... Tell me how many letters you write. Fuck me! If your answer's up there... I could have sworn I... Yeah, what was your number? Like 12 or 10 or something. Oh my god, the baby. It's clip-worthy. Hey. Did you just jank your mouth? Yeah. How you doing, bud? You okay? Take that little turd away from me. Um, I mean you gotta think about the time period, right? So people are writing lots of letters, right? Five. Frick this game! If the answer, oh my god. Watch this, as well. Uh, 175 letters. Yeah, with 100. What? Five! Oh my god. Sorry, I didn't mean to yell in the mic. What? What a crock of shit. A hundred? There are 26 letters in the alphabet. Yeah, that's... How many letters do you write? I write 26 letters. What a freaking... Zero. What's it like having your own baby human? It's terrible. Look at her. She's making terrible noises. Alright, you ready? Chomp. All right, how many... Tell me, how many miles most people? Fifteen. We're going ten, boys. Thank God somebody recognized that. It's on you, buddy. tell me how many miles most people all the miles you having fun truck how are you getting this right thanks for that chat sucks you still have one more Wait. No, you're good. I'm out. Sister herpes, huh? Sister herpes, your time has come. Oh, wait, I guessed wrong. What'd you guess? Three. Oh, my God. Two. Really? Alright, herpes did not win today. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Want me to go first? Yeah. Avert your gaze. Brother plays first. Is the baby's name Chompers? We call her Chompers. I'm sure it chomps a lot. Charlie, don't look. No, don't tell me any other questions. I think this thing just proved to us we're getting a divorce. Oh, yeah. That's another one right there, folks. That's, uh, alright. We, um, we did pretty good. We did pretty good. Oh, that's got to be another number one. Alright, you ready, B? Yep. Here we go. Name a place people spend hours just daydreaming. Bed. Name something you have spare keys to. Car. Car. House. How many hours a day does a top executive work? Twelve. Ten. How old were you when you first, uh, your first memories of yourself? Five. Name something couples fight about even after a divorce. Money. Eh-eh. Kids. Name something, uh, okay. We both got it wrong. I daydream in bed and in the living room. Oh, what do we need, 200? Did we just win? Yeah. Oh! Boo! Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo! 10,683. The toilet or the shower? Charlie, we just won all the money! We did it, Chats. We did it. Donate to kids. Donate to kids. What do you say? You want to play one more? It's seven. Seven? What do you think, Chats? It's all of you because it's bedtime. for you, bud. Stay up! Alright, we're doing one more, boys. Stay up late! We're doing one more. Stay up late! Stay up late! Stay up late! Let's chuck, everybody. Talk to Chuck! Talk to Chuck! Alright, one more. We got this. That's a big bang bar. Thanks, Ipsmart. Stay Stay up late. Stay up late. Um. Um. Hit smart, lovey buddy. Thanks for donating, man. Yes. Um. Are you returning champions? Yeah. No? Yeah. Yes? No. Yes? I don't care. What are you saying? No. Oh, I'm not. Chowkers is a night owl. Chowkers is a party. Drink up, buttercup. Oh. Are you returning the campaign? Yes. And let's go down to your list. Chompers is a night owl. Alright, ready when you are. You ready? Out of 100 people surveyed, the top six answers are on the board. Dad's face off. Spam the A button. Frick. Name something specific to people, wait, that people wear that is made of plastic. Glasses. Show me glasses. Glasses. I don't know why I wrote retainer. I don't have a retainer. I never used a retainer. Are you passing or playing? Pass. Freaking buttholes. Alright, Mom's penis is up. She is. Show me, Dil. Jewelry isn't up there? Maybe it's specific. Alright, brother's penis. Oh, shit. I don't even know what I'm going to do. Class. spinuses brothers spinuses uh wow plastic hat I was thinking a hard hat I only get the points that were available on the board rain boots rain wear overshoes costume jewelry jewelry didn't work Oh my god. Belt? What? Yo, can we get some overshoes going here, please? Alright. Hey, you are loud, ma'am. Madam? Madam? It's penises. Alright, you ready? Top five answers on the board. Go. Damn it, how are you beating me? Don't go like that. Name a new baby expense that comes with a new baby. Why did I say baby twice? Are you passing or playing? Pass. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Brothers' penises. Penises. So is that... Formula wasn't one of them? Okay. Um, okay. It's not even milk. What? Um. Um. Um. Really? Really? Uh. Twitch bits. Doctor? Uh... How about Doctor Bill's because I slap you so hard. Your head spins. Pinball machines. Boop, boop, boop, boop. Alright, let's see what the answers are. I said clothes, it didn't work. Baby food. Fuck you! Donate to kids. Baby clothes? Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me? Wow. Are you kidding me, Chuck? Are you seeing this crap? The top four answers are on the board. You ready, B? Yep. Can you not pull my hair out? She's pulling so hard. There isn't much left up there. Donate to my kids. Ready? Here we go. They suddenly teenagers wait for the right moment to ask parents. You're pulling my fucking... You can't put regular clothes on a baby. Watch me. Oh, Chuck. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Are you passing or playing? Want me to take her? Why? She's having a fun time. Can't put regular diapers on a baby. Okay, yeah, just grab a handful. Right time to ask. Sex. What? Okay. And it's just the word sex. Sex, money, drugs? Yeah, I'm guessing. I said car. Oh! You didn't say car. I did. No. No. Um. This is right, Janelle. You're killing me. Um. She's pulling as hard as she can. Um. I said car. How about, um. um Date Didn't work I said car also said sex. All right B. What do you get? Oh? Pulling it back Losing my hair When can I poop, Mom? Spirit. Spirit. What's number one? If it's automobile. Ugh. This? Oh, I thought you said you did date. No, I said poop. This freaking game. Car. Use car. So if I said have car. One or. Take car. Borrow car. Borrow car. Okay, I can't have you up here anymore. That was good. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh my god. Get this. Oh. Chuck. I'm going to look like you. Got it. Allowance. All right. Top three answers are on the board. You ready? Here we go. Come on, Sister's Penis. Yeah! Sister's Penis. Name something a flashy person owns that makes them look flashy. A flashlight. Um. Okay. Okay. Okay. What? Um, well... I said car. Yeah, I know. What? Hey guys, any... We said car, we said... Any guesses here? I said court suit. I wonder if this has ever happened on a Game of Family Feud. It was just like, no one can get anything. They're right. They're right. They're right. Flashy car? You gotta put the fucking word flashy in front of it. Oh, God. Expensive car. Big house. They're going to come out and be like, I'm sorry, everybody got this wrong. What do you want it to say? Big herpes. Alright, I tried suit. Mercedes. I said jewelry. I said jewelry. Luxury automobile. I said jewelry. Uh, what do you want to do? Um. Money. Tracksuit. Big ring. Uh. Watch. Hold on. You want watch? Oh, shoes? It's got to be another word, though. So, how about, how about a expensive. expensive watch. Did I type the word car or did I type the word watch? Very expensive something. Okay, so expensive watch equals expensive car. expensive flarb. That answer has been used. Okay. Um. Manicure? Uh. Uh. Uh. Game far too specific. How about, uh, flashy clam. Um... even the real show isn't this specific. You hit the mech number of strokes and it gave you an answer for being close? No, I said expansive. Uh, large... house. Yeah, it's probably diamonds. Diamonds. Alright, show us what the freaking answers are, ass. Ass. This is the stupidest game ever. Gaudy. Can we sell jewelry now? No. Zero. Alright, you ready for fast money? Yeah. Alright, I'll start us off. Listen, baby. No one wants to hear babies crying on the internet. Baby. Boy. Spenus. All right. You ready, B? Yeah. I'm just going to read them out to you. Oh, we did... We did pretty good, pretty good. Aw, Charlie. You crybaby. Oh, I said jewelry with two L's? Damn. Damn. Two L's. All right, you ready, Laura? Yeah. Name something people put on cereal. Milk. Eh-eh. Sugar. Okay. What's the most you'd pay for pear shoes? Funny dog. What? Name something animals do when they're angry. Scratch. $20. At what hour are you most energetic? 6. Good. How many minutes does it take for you to get up after the alarm goes off? 30. Oh. Oh. All right. Sugar was a good answer. $20 shoes, Laura, was actually a better answer than my $100. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Jack is so flashy. We did not win. We did not win. Shit. Jack's so flashy, confirmed. Internet, thanks for coming out. We won $461. I love you. Man, Charlie did a number on my wig here. I love you. Thank you so much for being here. We'll be back to pinball once our internet's fixed, which should be tomorrow. I know these streams are few and far between. If you guys like this stuff, we'd be happy to keep doing this. Obviously, I want to get back to pinball, but we're just hanging out. Any last words? Laura? Charlie? You have anything you want to say? Stay up late. Stay up late. Stay up late. Stay up late. Right, Chuck? Eat peas and spinach. She's eating peas and spinach. Spanish. All right. Cool. I love you. Have a great night, y'all. And be good to each other. Make sure to go to my YouTube and subscribe. Go to my Twitter and say nice things about me. Right? We just posted a video to YouTube of most of our clips from 2016. So go check that out. It's pretty cool. Good night, man. Enjoy your night. I have the same baby seat. It's great. Turns into a toddler seat. I don't even know what that means. But yo, check this out. Y'all ready for this? Tell them how to eat, buddy. Eat it! And remember... Night man, hope the comca... Yeah, me too, man. Why is the chicken making me cry? That's an onion. alright guys have a good night I love you bye goodbye

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