# Day 5 of IRON MAN BATTLE!! Feb '15 - 1 / 2

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-02-09  
**Duration:** 120m 1s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xENUtZG0Ru0

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## Analysis

DeadFlip's final day (Day 5) of Iron Man gameplay streaming features extended practice sessions and casual matches with guest appearances. Jack Danger and Nick discuss machine strategy, play styles, and prepare for upcoming Illinois State Championship competition. The stream showcases typical DeadFlip content: commentary-heavy gameplay, community interaction via chat, and tangential conversations about pinball culture and personal anecdotes.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] Iron Man is a drain monster machine requiring strategic play to avoid early losses — _Jack Danger repeatedly references Iron Man's difficulty and mentions it's a 'statistical game' designed to teach dealing with drain-heavy machines_
- [MEDIUM] Jack Danger beat both Roger Sharpe and Zach Sharpe's Metallica scores with one hand during a release party — _Jack states: 'during one of the Metallica release parties, the very first one at Emporium, I had a broken arm... I beat, I believe, both sharps scores one-handed on Metallica'_
- [HIGH] DeadFlip streams Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. Central for 2-2.5 hours — _Jack explicitly states streaming schedule during broadcast_
- [MEDIUM] Chuck Jackson is 6'8" or 6'9", unusually tall for a competitive pinball player — _Jack compares heights with Chuck, noting he's 6'7" and Chuck is taller; also references another player named Todd who is approximately 7'7"_
- [HIGH] DeadFlip machine has only been washed three times in two+ years; washing removed its 'mojo' and bad smell — _Jack discusses washing his DeadFlip hoodie (good luck charm) the night before and jokes about it smelling 'like a homeless person'_

### Notable Quotes

> "Iron Man has been interesting. We thought it was going to be a lot more brutal than it was, but actually it was not bad this time around."
> — **Jack Danger**, Opening
> _Sets expectations for the stream's difficulty level and prior assumptions about the game_

> "Real pinball on Twitch."
> — **Jack Danger**, Mid-stream
> _DeadFlip's catchphrase emphasizing authentic arcade pinball gameplay versus digital/virtual alternatives_

> "If this game is anywhere near the Illinois State Finals, I'm probably just gonna curl into a ball, climb underneath the game and curl into a ball."
> — **Jack Danger**, Mid-stream
> _Expresses anxiety about Iron Man's difficulty at upcoming competitive tournament_

> "You can't see what's happening here. I'm just making it worse."
> — **Jack Danger**, During stuck ball sequence
> _Self-aware commentary on gameplay struggle with mechanical jam_

> "It's my birthday tomorrow, and one of my favorite things that I like to do on my birthday is make my friends do impressions of me."
> — **Jack Danger**, Later in stream
> _Personal anecdote reflecting streamer's personality and community engagement style_

> "I'm more like stop, drop. I'm probably more boring to watch."
> — **Nick**, Play style discussion
> _Contrasts Nick's controlled, deliberate play style against Jack's more aggressive approach_

> "Jack plays more top and Nick is more of a bottom player."
> — **Unnamed guest**, Impression segment
> _Community member's impression of the hosts' contrasting play styles and approaches_

> "Twitch doesn't like us. We're just having too much frickin' fun, man."
> — **Jack Danger**, Technical issues discussion
> _Humorous commentary on streaming platform technical problems during live broadcast_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | DeadFlip host and Stern Pinball designer; plays Iron Man during stream, discusses play style and upcoming Illinois State Championship |
| Nick | person | Co-player on final day of Iron Man stream with Jack Danger; mentioned as having contrasting controlled play style |
| Iron Man | game | Stern Pinball machine featured throughout stream; described as drain-heavy 'statistical game' with challenging ruleset |
| DeadFlip | company/media | Streaming platform/content creator brand hosted by Jack Danger; streams 5 days/week at 5 p.m. Central |
| Zach Sharpe | person | Elite competitive pinball player who appears as guest on stream; opponent Jack may face at Illinois State Championship |
| Roger Sharpe | person | Referenced as great pinball player; Jack mentions competing against both 'Sharpes' on Metallica |
| Chuck Jackson | person | Tall competitive pinball player (~6'8"-6'9"); won previous day's tournament; also competing at Illinois State Championship |
| Illinois State Championship | event | Upcoming pinball tournament that Jack and multiple guests are preparing for; scheduled for next day |
| Metallica | game | Stern Pinball machine referenced in context of Jack's one-handed victory during release party at Emporium |
| Emporium | event/location | Venue where first Metallica release party occurred; Jack competed one-handed there |
| Pinball Chicago League | organization | Local league where DeadFlip won inaugural season, currently in second place; plays Hooligans Monday out of gate |
| Hooligans | team | Pinball Chicago League team that won second season; DeadFlip must face them Monday |
| Fish Tales | game | Previous week's featured game on DeadFlip; described as 'very terrible' week |
| Barnyard | game | Stern Pinball game featured in stream with Iron Man during multiball sequences; source of frustration |
| Laura | person | Guest mentioned as providing commentary during game where she was on Jack's back for piggyback ride |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Machine difficulty and strategy, Competitive pinball tournament preparation, Play style differences and approaches, Game mechanics and ruleset mastery
- **Secondary:** DeadFlip streaming format and schedule, Illinois State Championship predictions, Pinball community and local leagues, Streamer personality and humor

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.72) — Jack maintains upbeat, comedic demeanor throughout despite mechanical frustrations. Stream emphasizes fun and community over competitive pressure, though anxiety about upcoming tournament is evident. Friendly banter with guests and chat community; frustration with game difficulty expressed humorously rather than seriously.

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** DeadFlip maintains active chat community engagement with viewers providing feedback, donations, and social interaction during stream (confidence: high) — Constant chat mentions, viewer comments integrated into commentary, birthday messages, tournament information from chat
- **[competitive_signal]** Jack expresses confidence in AC/DC Stern machine for tournament play while expressing lower confidence in Iron Man (confidence: high) — Jack states: 'Stern AC/DC on the other hand, I'll take you guys to Chinatown with one of those ones' versus uncertainty about Iron Man performance at state finals
- **[event_signal]** Illinois State Championship tournament scheduled for next day; multiple competitive players (Jack Danger, Zach Sharpe, Chuck Jackson, Tim) mentioned as participating (confidence: high) — Jack discusses preparation and bracket seeding implications throughout stream
- **[personnel_signal]** Jack Danger established as Stern Pinball designer with competitive tournament experience and streaming content creation focus (confidence: high) — Referenced throughout as designer, competitor, and DeadFlip host; involvement in multiple tournaments and release parties
- **[content_signal]** Technical broadcast delays and platform limitations affecting stream quality (confidence: medium) — Jack mentions Twitch showing content 18 minutes after fact; complaints about platform compatibility

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## Transcript

 shoot shoot be doobie like scooby-doobie Doobie, don't stop. Let's go. I'm going. Have a dead flip in the house, girl. Oh, baby. There's no attracts on her. All right. Huh. I feel this horn. Volume up. Brightness up. Cameras. About to be turned on. Game. Sounds great. Jaded, thanks, buddy. Move the microphone closer. Closer. closer closer ah too close too close too close sorry about the mic noise kids closer right on schedule that's me Mr. Frickin' Punctual Mr. Freaking Punctual. Fun time with Dave. Thanks for the follow, buddy. That is a fun name you got there. Fun time with Dave. Jaded, you want to know if I'm hyped about the state finals? I'm terrified about the state finals. I am freaking scared out of my mind. But it's going to be a lot of fun, man. So many great people playing. And we're just honored that we made it in. Top 16 in the state. Against people who are number two and number three in the world. It's going to be bonkers. I'm going to go get a haircut. I'm going to shave my stupid face. And we're going to go play some pinball. Oh, man. Last day on Iron Man, huh? I'd laugh if you had to play Fish Tales for your last game. Uh, yeah. I'm pretty sure everyone would laugh if that was our last game. That game would end up tipped over on the floor with urine all over it. Because I would just rage so hard. Oh, baby. Yeah, is this something? Fishtails can be fun, but not for a week straight, two hours a day. That's a little brutal. A little brutal. Little brutal. Yeah, the way we're going to set it up tomorrow is 1 p.m. is when we're going to go live. New or one? I was telling people 1pm because I think that's when the actual tournament starts, practice is at noon. So we're going to set up our stream on one machine. That machine is undetermined, but we'll find out once we get there, set it up, and we're just going to leave that run. I won't be doing a lot of commentary during the qualifying, but once semis and finals come around, Then I will be doing some commentary. I'm going to bring my wireless live mic and do my best to explain what we're looking at here. And the cool thing is, like, I... So we'll leave the stream going, and then once they call out the games for the finals, we'll shut down the stream, rebuild on one of the finals machines, and then, you know, do the commentary from there. Buffalo Pinball, what's up, buddy? Amtrak Wi-Fi, huh? How the hell does that work? Is that like 4G stuff? Like cell phone nonsense? Yeah, we'll find out. Buffalo, you made it to your finals too, right? If I'm not mistaken. You also qualified for... Is it New York? I believe it's New York. Anyway, good evening pinheads and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is day five, the final day, on Ironman. Ironman has been interesting. We thought it was going to be a lot more brutal than it was, but actually it was not bad this time around. Coming off of a very terrible fishtails week, we just assumed we were, you know, shooting ourselves in the foot. But this wasn't terrible. I mean, we got our do or dies, we got our Jerichos, we hit pretty much all the goals we wanted to. do or die multiball is an unachievable goal so we're not even going to talk about that liar, this is wait, this is day 5 did I not say day 5? did I say day 4? I have no freaking clue anyway, today's the last day on Ironman so no guests today because we just had so many people on yesterday But we're just going to take it easy, take it slow, and try to wipe a few more names off of the high scoreboard here. Because we took a few names, but those names were ours, so we're going to have to try to just knock ourselves down here. It's just going to be me and Nick tonight. Nick has a phone call to make, so I'm probably going to get a few practice games in. You have day four in the screen title. Man, you think I know how to use Twitch? The answer is, I sure do. Twitch.tv. Dashboard. Day 5. Boom. Updated. Get some. There. Updated. I had like a little checklist of all the crap I had to check every time I go live, and it got graffitied to hell. And now it's gone. Beer Snobbery. Oh, man. Everyone's here. All right, well, I'm going to swoop it over, and I'm going to start playing some practice games and just sort of try to blow this thing up, buddy. Everyone that showed up yesterday brought some incredible beer. I think I'm drinking right now a Sky Brewing True Blonde Ale. Brad, what's up? Happy weekend. Your mama is so fat. How fat is she? Your mama is so big, fat, she can get busy. Alright, here we go. Making the cameras look super sexy. In this corner, the DMV. That's incorrect. That's... That's incorrect. Nope, nope, incorrect. Boom, boom, boom. Okay. And for the top ten. Yeah. Boom. Do or die multiball, go for it. Uncle Carmy. Uncle Carmy, are you going to any of the state championships, man? I know your boy Stan is coming with us to Illinois. and that's, I'd say the best part of the whole thing is there's just like, everyone there is buds, so nothing's going to be like, you know, the battles are going to be friendly, which is good, because I need it to be friendly playing the people that I'm playing. Yeah, no kidding, Brad, the Pinball Chicago League, just the main bar pinball circuit the last two winning teams of the first two seasons which was dead flip in the inaugural season and then the hooligans took first place last season we took second we have to play each other right out of the gate on Monday so coming off of a hot like Illinois state championship battle I have to go right into playing these ding dongs So we'll see Alright Enough talking Synchronize our watches Kill pinball machine Cue pinball machine Cue sweet lower third Ladies IFPA score anybody? Wait is it even on there? Yeah That number should be a hell of a lot higher than it is Oh god there's a nightmare Jaden, who won the little tourney yesterday? Chuck did, I think. Chuck took it all. Chuck usually doesn't do well when he comes here, but the last couple times he's come here, he's been tearing it up. Oh, Chuck, look. Chuck Jackson will also be in the state finals. That was a mistake. That was a mistake, but... Um, Chuck is like 6'8", 6'9". He's a monster. I'm 6'7". And it is rare to find gentlemen taller than me, especially playing tennis. There's only two people I know, and Chuck's one of them. The other one's that Todd guy. I think his name's Todd. He's an ex-NBA player. The guy's got to be like 7'9", or something. I don't know. I'll tell you. But he's huge. Mistakes flip. Mistakes were made this day. I'm just stretching it out here, Tim. Don't sweat it. Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. Oh, that's where that rip is. Flip. And that's where that drone is. Drone, drone. We need, like, what, two more drones? Let's get some drones first here. Oh my lord, power outage. Cherry Bomb! The old suicide flip. What's up everybody? Todd, Uncle Carney, Todd is not Seven-Foot Man. That guy has got to be like 7'7". He's a monster. Jack Alone with a Mean machine. Rest in peace, Iron Man. You ever seen, uh, who's that guy from 300, Leonidas? You know how he kicks that one dude into that bottomless pit? That's how I feel about certain pinball machines, just wanting to take a step back, yell, this is pinball, and just kick the legs off this thing. Jack alone with a mean machine. Man, that sounds like a fun Bruce Springsteen song. Yeah, there you go, beer snobbery. God, that freaking ASCII emoji crap is so good. I sent that to a client once, and he's like, what? I think your message got garbled. I'm like, you don't see a guy flipping a table or a chair right now? Dakota, what's up, everybody? Thanks for coming. Islandist. Dakota, man. That is such a fun car to nurse down. Is Cherry sending you guys over here? Are you effing me right now, dude? You are. he's listed as 7 foot you have his rookie card oh the uh who made those cards crap what was it um universe no who the hell made those playing cards for the pinball players because I want to make some playing cards for the old deadfoot nerds Cool, that's where I wanted it. All right. Now that we've gotten the terrible scores out of our system, I think we can start playing. Twin Galaxies, yes. New Agent Smith. That is correct. their rage meter goes up by 10 points well listen, rage meters don't get turned on until about 65 so unless this game just outright messes with me we should be fine, also when Nick gets in here that'll take some of the temperament out you son of a oh alright, maybe that rage meter is going to come out. Yep. The shots are not being made this day. 200 for our burn. Oh, God. Ooh. Uh, New Agent Smith, who are you? I'll see you guys at State if one person doesn't make it. Uh, excuse me, I have a phone call. Jack Gager's phone. Yeah? Oh, this is a robot call. Awesome. New Agent Smith, if one person doesn't show up to state, that means I don't have to play Zach Sharp. Which, you know, that's a win-win for you and me. I raced home in the rain from what? Yeah! Yeah! Committed to kill. What's up, buddy? I'm sorry, I don't mean to make you run home. Oh, Tim, you have to play Dave Higgy. That's right. If you squeak in, you have to play the number one speed. Ugh. You're a snobbery. What robots? This frickin' ding-dong? I shall hack your feelings, robots. Flip. 100,000 to initiate a play. Yeah, Tim, I have to freaking play Zach Sharp. How nuts is that? Jaden, you can't listen. If you want to watch us and play pinball at the same time, hold up on your phone, put it on the glass just here on the apron over the rule card. You don't even have to watch it, just listen to my beautiful voice. Just listen to me get angrier and angrier. Oh, here it comes. So Iron Monger's ready. You can tell by the flashing monger name here. So all I have to do is hit one of these three purple shots. He will come up. I've got to hit him six times. He will go down. That starts a multiball. Then in that multiball I have to hit one more of these shots. One of these three purple shots. He'll come back up, hit him six more times. He goes down. Then while still in that multiball you have to hit that center shot. Jackpot for three million. Super jackpot. Oh, you hung up on that nice robot. What do you want, you dumb robot? Trying to sell me a frickin' trip to Cancun? Who the hell wants to go to Cancun with a robot? Get spammed in your circus. Monger's doing it up, man. You're doing it right, buddy. Real pinball on Twitch. What's up, buddy? Pinball effects stuff? Yeah. Well, fun time with Dave. We stream Monday through Friday, every weekday. for about two, two and a half hours, it depends, at 5 p.m. Central. So, swing on by, man. And every week, for the most part, we let the stream vote on what the game's going to be for the following week. Unless I forget and then I just say we're going to play stuff like Iron Man. Yeah, new agent. And the only sort of win that I've got on the sharps is during one of the Metallica release parties, the very first one at Emporium, I had a broken arm. So I wanted to compete, so I played with one hand, and I beat, I believe, both sharps scores one-handed on Metallica. But that's not playing them directly. And also, I think I was at a weird advantage because playing with one hand sort of makes your brain work a little harder. Makes you slow the game down more. You trust more of the bounce passes or dead flips or whatever the crap you want to call them. They're all great players. Roger Sharpe's a great player. Zach Sharpe. What did I do? Okay, I'm talking too much. I'm talking too much. I'm getting a million freaking points on ball three. What the crap is this? Come back, Cinderella. Cinderella. Cinderella story here. Cinderella. Get that knee. Off the kneecap, kids. You. I think someone took a freaking post-it. Oh, you know what this needs? It's a Windex. Which I do not see right now. That's fine. That's fine. Josh Beckins. What's up, buddy? J.D., you just now got an email saying that we're broadcasting 18 minutes after the fact. Man, Twitch, let me tell you something. Twitch doesn't like us. We're just having too much frickin' fun, man. Spell Iron Man for fast scoring. Oh, screw you. Here we go. You son of a freaking... It's fine. You know, there's no reason... It's an Iron Man statistical game, that's why we have it here, so that we can, you know, learn to deal with machines that are drain monsters. But then you get crap like that. Look at that, it doesn't even want to settle. Calm the time. See that up and over... Alright. Beautiful score, right? We're just getting it all out of our system for speak tomorrow. You know what it is. So the dead flip video. I've had this thing for, I want to say, two, maybe more years. I don't even know. It's only been washed three times. and its third wash was last night, and I think I washed all the terrible smell but skill out of my good luck charm here. $250,000. America is secure. America is secure. Yep, washed it out. Rex. Thanks, Josh. Oh, my life. You know what? We're going to do the short line. Screw this crap. Longer ball, sir. Longer ball, sir. Lock you out. Oh, you think lock you out. Come on, Jeff Bridges. What you got? Jeff Bridges, multiball. Defeat the drone target with a light water-steam multiball. Woo. Yeah, washed out all the mojo. But upon doing so, I think I also exercised some very smelly demons out of this thing. This thing smelled like a homeless person all day. All day. Crap, I did not want him to come up this way. That's okay. We're just going to ignore him and get our loops. I know, I know. Oh, that... That saved, though. No! You play some Pirates of the Caribbean at lunch? Like, real Pirates of the Caribbean pinball machine, or are we talking, like, pinball arcade? Crap, I wanted to score a punch. So, since I got all of my shields one time around, it lights this shield icon up in front of War Machine here, and in a multiball that acts as a ball save, and an add-a-ball, actually. So now we have to hit one of those purple shots, either with the shield or the shield or the center. There it is. Now we've got to beat up the monitor again. All right, we're not doing so high. An add-a-ball would be great. Or everybody out of the pool, maybe. make sense also? There's no freaking place called Buffalo Wild Balls. Buffalo Wild Balls? That sounds terrifying. Welcome to Buffalo Wild Balls. 100,000. Holy crap, she's angry. If there's one thing I have to say about Iron Man, is really any score over 10 million is a decent score. Outside of, you know, completely blowing this game apart, this game is a super good or a super bad score, So I'll take an 11, almost 12. Ripley's the newest stern on the Pimble Arcade. That makes sense. All right, we're going to do that short plunge maneuver again. We're going to try to bogey up here. That's just a sour catch, and I think we're going to change the strategy to go right from Manger. Love you, Jeeves. Jarvis. Lord Squeak, what's up, buddy? BBW. Buffalo Biled Wings. So we need one more longer shot, and he will be joining the party. And I inject into the ball. Just leave the clippers up and hope it's going to bounce around more than it should. Never works. Awesome. So Gavin was mentioning careening it off of Iron Man to hit it. I'm going to see if that works. Okay. That works. If you make the shot, that is. I'm sorry. Am I in your way? Am I in your way? Never heard that call out. So, iron monger multiball. There's Monger. There's a feast. A feast bag. Oh my god. Edible! Oh, you suck. Go away, Monger. I don't like you. I hurt. I hurt inside. because of you. Come on, baby. I could not hit that hard enough. Alright, um, my only option here is to ramp out for bogeys. Unless I end up hitting enough drones to get War Machine. But we're just going to focus on ramps. Okay. Nailed it. Hell yeah, Pastor Dory. Give me drones. Give me shelters. Okay, rule number one, never flip both flippers at the same time, alright? And I just did it twice. Rule number two, flip less. Trust in your dead bounces, your dead flips, and your bounce passes. I think Nick will be in here shortly. Skilch. Whiplash. Clean, please. My man. Longer Ram Crap Crap ram shot there we go There we go. If you travel the ramps, you get double the score that's being displayed. But you do have to make the ramp. So I'm one shot away from Onger, two shots away from bogeys. I don't think there's a way to check how many drones you have towards War Machine but I think we are one code version behind on this game short plunge short plunge into a drink oh good there he is tough off the sling what you drinking I am drinking a a true blonde ale from Scott Ruehring. Ruehring? Yeah, you try to talk. English is only my first language. Alright, so we're one hit away from Monger. So one hit to him, we'll have that going. I think if I do Monger first, I can still get bogeys. I'm not certain, though. Nope, Okay. I had to get both of these going first. I always mix that up. Okay, that'll come back. There's Mr. Monger. Just flick the ball. Flick. Okay, so now that I've done that, I have to get the ball up to that middle shot right there for 3 million points. Both flips. By the way, that is notoriously a hard shot. So now if I bring the monger back up, we can go, well, no, that's over. Well, I'll accept that. Good monger jackpot. Never hurts. So we are two shots away from bogeys, so we'll shoot for the ramps. Tried the backhand. What would you do if you had a million points? Flip two flippers at the same time. If you got nothing else to lose, I guess. Or do you have a million points because you flipped both blippers at the same time, eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? With Laura on your back last night, you were taller than Chuck. That's right. If you go watch the stream from last night, the very last game that was played was me with Laura on my back. She was doing commentary while I was giving her piggyback ride and playing pinball. Wasn't comfortable. Also wasn't easy. So, all right, one more shot and we got bogeys. Let's try to bring a multiball into this. Oh, crap, I forgot to start bogeys first. Man, I am bad at lining that stuff up because I can never remember what my order is. Always bogey. Always. This multiball is worth absolute trash water when it's by itself. Trash water, kids. Kill Conrad. I'm like the freaking King of Eleven's over here. See these scars? Boom. Boom. Boom. I can do better. I'm just not. Get. Drop pitch. Up the ramp. All right, monger's right around the corner, so I think we're going to half ramp all the ramps. Bring the monger up. Flip at his knees. Why did I hold the flipper up? If this game is anywhere in the Illinois State Finals, I'm probably just gonna curl into a ball, climb underneath the game and curl into a ball. And just massage the feet of the dude that's lifting my ass. I don't have all the confidence in the world on an Ironman. An ACDC on the other hand, I'll take you guys to Chinatown with one of those ones. Alright, so here we go. You can get a longer shot. That'll do it, even though it was only a half longer shot. Alright, ball stays over, so let's cradle this trap up here. This trap up, trap up. Okay, we're going to do a cradle separation and hopefully get one to bounce over to the other clipper. Crystal's here! What's up, buddy? Oh, whoa, he's got the super cradle. Oh, whoa, you got the super Kato. Glad to get it. Thanks, bud. What's your best game so far today? Eleven, twice. Eleven in two in a row? I wouldn't say in a row. I played like eight games while you were gone. Chuck got like two over 20 twice in a row. Okay. All right. We're going ham on this. We got the ball, Dave. Oh, no. Folks, you can't see what's happening here. I'm just making it worse. Oh, God. I'm just making it worse. There's nothing you can do. I can't knock him out of there? No. I mean, you can try to knock him out, maybe, but good luck. There's nothing I can do. I can't hit the jet shot. It's not going to reset until you drain the balls. There's two stuck in there now. If there was one stuck in there, you could do it. I can't sneak it around? I can't no-good gophers rant this guy? No, because you're screwed right now. You see this? The monger is chewing. I'm doing my balls. There we go. You. I'm sorry. I played that by as controlled as you could. Yeah, you got punished, man. You've been trying to play more than I can throw. And you do. And I just got jumped. What? I think there's a little thing I've got to go do really quick with balls. to play this up. Okay. I'll be right back. Miss you. Yep. Bring me a beer, bro. Yeah, what do you want? I'll spread it. Whatever. Hi, Internet. I'll be jacked for the next ten minutes. Ten minutes is probably... Not if I play like that. Nobody can be jacked, folks. We all try. We all try. Hope everyone's having a good Friday. Oh boy. Monger! Monger! We've got War Machine. So I might try to Monger in the War Machine. I don't want Monger. Not good, folks. Not good. So here's what I want. I want bogeys into War Machine. Or Monger with War Machine. There we go. So now I want to catch. Oh, my gosh. That was the worst, Internet. Oh. That's the problem with playing Iron Man in fish tales by yourself. because it's infuriating. All you want to do is just scream and kick and spit, and it's terrifying. Cheers, buddy. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Zach's going to be joining us today. Zach? Oh, you're Zach. Oh, yeah, not sure. All right, I'll get started. Are you going to hit me? No. You want to do a little battle? I'm Jack for the next ten minutes. The ball immediately drains. The story checks out. I go, I'll be Jack for the next ten minutes. stories like that you put Brandon Zac Stark on the stream old guard old guard old guard love that term I love that term I like running clinic and the term what's the other one inside baseball inside baseball is good I use that one a lot running clinic I feel like is too too new That's a real... Like, I thought that was made up until I heard other people say it. It's pretty popular, I hear. With the kids. With the kids. I like the more generic ones. Well, I've heard that one. How did you do that? How am I doing anything, man? That ball's not coming out of there. You can bang it on there once. I'm going to let it settle down. Longer. All right. so doing some Janik you got to play like Nick less slapping the buttons more caressing oh okay yeah that's going to work nailed it nailed it alright and we're back so the truth I live like this it's my birthday tomorrow and one of my favorite things that I like to do on my birthday is make my friends do impressions of me. Oh, that's fun. Because I think you learn a lot about your life when other people, when your friends do impressions of you. Oh, hi everybody. You're like, do I do that with my body? Am I a raptor? Am I actually a raptor? I love it. So, if you could do me a favor for my birthday tomorrow, and you could say, like, how does Jack land how do I play? Like, what, if you were to, if you were to describe our style, our play styles, yeah. You're like, Jack is more blah, blah, blah, and Nick is like, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Is there, what would you say if you had to describe our play styles to a friend of yours? Or attitude, I don't know, it could be anything. We're going to be like, Jack plays more top and Nick is more of a bottom player. Jack. Jeff is the one with the nice hair. Nick's the one that wears headphones too much. Oh, man. Good start, buddy. Who's next? Six mil for bro. Three mil. Shorty got six mil for bro. Live that owner. Yeah, like when you had Jeff Hooper pretend to be me, I put out that apparently I dance like a robot scarecrow. That was the worst. Oh my god! Oh internet. Go boo! Go boo! Yeah, I've dated. There were two balls stuck. Well, there was one stuck right as the monger came down. Jack won one right under him. And then he proceeded to stuff another ball into the same area. He bashed in the monger. Ooh, a little tip-off. Sharks. Sharks. Sharks. Mr. Shot. I'm the Tilt Master, and J.D. is the Mr. Shot. Yeah, dude. Yo, they call me Mr. Shot. Mr. Shot. Because I'm Mr. Shot. Let's say it's a new year, everyfellas. It's getting less silky. I feel it. Nailed it. Nice time. Quit. I thought that it was actually done. I thought I was a little late. But it's much like the crap we talked about. You didn't get your shot. Nailed it. Nailed it. Watch this. There you go. Okay. Lose and floppy. Lose and floppy. Tilt-mask to J. Do I want to be loose and floppy? Do I want to be loose and floppy? Do I want to be loose and floppy? Well, all right. Damn it, maybe I am loose and floppy. I don't have anything going on. You got a monitor ready for you. Yeah. Oh, are you kidding me? Jack the Hello Tom. Point. Oh my gosh. That's the worst. That's the worst Iron Man I ever did see. Nah, you should have seen the first five games. So let's see the first five games. This is Flopsy. You'll become a loose and flopsy. Oh, it's not even floppy, it's Flopsy. It's Flopsy. Flopsy's dead. I don't know, I wouldn't look it up. Flopsy. Dead. What? Okay, you're more of a on the fly... I like on the fly, and I think that's why I learned the dropkick, because it sort of lends itself to playing on the fly. I'm more like... stop, drop. I'm probably more boring to watch. That's my guess. Pew pew! I gotta say though, maybe because of the screen... in fact, I know it's because of the screen. Your skills have doubled in the last three months. Take it. You are a college jock. Give me names. My name is Green and Balls. Nailed it. Oh, God. Just give me a few more. Oh! Took my eye off the prize, kids. There you go. I thought you had it. Everybody out. You know what I did? I expected the ball to sit, and then I just looked at where I was going to go, came back down, and see if I could... All right. You get the first point. This seems to be an on-the-fly table, though. Lord, squeak. This game is completely on the fly, man. Here, I'll try to play a control play just to compare my scores. No, you're telling me that was a control shot. What I was trying to do... Yeah, that's exactly it. That's Iron Man. What I was trying to do was bounce it up and over it, but you can't get enough dirt on it. Yeah. What I want to do is just continuously hit that left ramp. This right ramp is a fun shot, but it's a little terrifying. Yeah, if you don't go all the way up, you're going all the way down. But if I could just hit that left ramp over and over again, like that. That's all you want. You just need a little more momentum. And then I got to hit my shot. Shit. I was very controlled. Maybe you have to do it on the side. You can. You can definitely do it. But Amalai is not controlled. I know, I know. Now Monger's up. I almost have bogeys. Now here's how you play controlled Monger. You have to careen it off of the Iron Maid targets. Off here? Yep, on either side. I was doing it earlier. And it's pretty safe. I feel like if I hit him kind of off to the right a little bit Like flip his knee? You know the magnets? I don't know. It's not. You're still at the mercy of that magnet. At any point, it could just toss it down. Colin's shot. Colin's shot. All right, here we go. I will also play controlled play. This is a skill shot. Jaden said you were raised in graveyard. My first five games? Yes. Ball save. Sweat not. Yeah, because my scores were like 2 million. Good call, Oliver. Beckett. Oh, gosh. See, I've been trying to do the trust, and I did that all the time. On this game especially, it's bouncing way too much. So the trust game is the dead flip is the hoodie. It comes down, it bounces off a flipper, it comes over, and you catch it. But something about, I think it's because there's so much room here. We might be trusting it from too high up the table. Right. Because it's like middle of Iron Man down is when you want to trust that. Yeah, I think all the shots are just a lot higher here than other games. All right, one shot to Monger. Whenever I have one shot left to monger, sometimes I'll give up my skill shot to get control early, to get a guaranteed control on my right flipper. Because your ball save lasts a little longer. Right. So my ball save will start as soon as it touches that spinner. I'm going to catch, and then one shot into monger, and I'm in. Now, do you think you wanted to maybe bring both of these? No. Yeah, and now bogeys are turned off. And that's exactly what I wanted. I do need a spinner shot, though. That would be really nice. At him all the way. Shoot like a monster! He got it, sir. He got it. Locked all my ball saves. That counted as a new monger hit by the way. New monger hit? Oh, there it went in my jay-z. That was a good shot. That was beautiful. So now I got bogeys almost, that means I'm going to try to start some multiballs. You have to start bogeys first before you get multiple stars. An error that I made earlier. I didn't think I shook it that hard, but there you go, tilt monster. Oh, Nick tilts a lot. FXQ is like the second Fox game, right? It was like, it was Fox and then FX and then FXQ. Yeah, right. Is that right? FX has the movies. FX has the movies. Oh, no, FX with that movie with the clown. Yeah, the robotic animatronic clown. That movie made me want to be a robotics engineer. Really? And then I ended up becoming a freaking hippie animator. Hippie. I didn't feel being a hippie, dude. I smell terrible at all times. Oh, yeah, dude. Just like a hippie. All right, so that shove came out nice. How do you feel for tomorrow? We got state finals tomorrow? Are you feeling good? I've never felt better, man. You ready? Because the thing is, what's going to get in those assholes' heads? Just kidding. I love all you guys. I think that might be our chance. Chemical warfare. Dude, chemical warfare. All the bonus countdowns. All right, I got it. I guess I'm not playing anything here. So, all right, I have a lot of drones already, but I'm going to start shooting for ramps here. After I get another drone. And another drone. Come on, man. It's cracking, buddy. We got a good one. Thank you. You got an Iron Man battle going? Give it to me. So, now that Monger's up, if I bring War Machine into this... Aw. Thank you for the help, man. I appreciate it. Shoot me an invoice. Alright, man. Yeah, I'll give you an offer. Keep me updated. Alright, man. See you guys. Have a good weekend. Adios. All right. Ball three, I got bogeys. I'm just going to go for bogeys and see if a multiball comes in with bogeys. Oh, shit. What's maybe? Ready for the ring. Oh, God, that left catch. Hey, that's good. Are you feeling me? I can't find the ramps right now. I think the ramps are officially off limits. I think they're moving. Oh! That's a good trust. Alright, come on, rampy! Right there! You just lost the power sequence, man. Oh! Can't hit either. Can't hit ramps. Monitor comes back. There's one machine. Alright, I need a bogey here folks. You need two bogeys. There it is. Oh no! Went for the War Machine shot. And I got outbrained. But that might be enough to... That might be enough, especially on Iron Man, because 10 million, I feel, is a respectable score. So I am going to short plunge into War Machine and then beat the crap out of Manga. Are you ready? Y'all ready for this? What's your strategy? War Machine. Clean, controlled War Machine, hopefully. There you go. Go back in it. So I'm going to hit War Machine and it's going to start a multiball. Then I'm going to use that multiball to beat the crap out of Monger. That's going to start a multiball. Then I'm going to use that multiball to make all the points. My wrist is vibrating. Oh boy. Wait. Wait. Where's, what? There's no way that was only a two-ball multiball. Yeah. No, that whiplash was only two. I got ripped off, and I'm almost positive. One hit to Monger, and then behind his head, and I win. Don't walk away. Don't walk away. You over-explained it. You still did it. My man! Oh, my God. Oh, that felt good. It was great. The shot didn't make you win. The spirit coming up. The spirit coming up went... Win. Walk away. Man, hey, fuck you, man. That was awesome. That was great work. Alright, game three. Jax won two of them. I gotta step it up here, folks. Almost! Oh man, that's the used corner head. Oh. Back to the grass. Shout me a holler if you guys end up flipping somewhere tonight. Blue, count on it. Bobo! Bobo! I think I need to get a good night's rest tonight. Mm-hmm. And because I've got to get up early and get some push-ups. I'm going out for a bird tonight. I need to do some hair work. And then I'm going to have to pick you all up around 11, 11.30, right? That sounds great. Um, what about, how are you getting all this stuff around? A bro. A bro. Do you want to take a look here tonight? I can't, I'm walking. Oh, you're walking. Um. You can come here and I'll pick you up tomorrow morning. Because I need to get a, so, okay. And I can tell Brad to meet here. Well. We can just all meet here. Let's do that. It takes me an hour to get here. If I could find a haircut place at 9. If I could find a haircut place at 9. Uh, yeah, we'll discuss that. I'm gonna text Brad. I think meeting here is probably our best bet regardless. Who's fast in the news now, girl? Oh, wait, me. That was weird. Alright, give it a second kids. We are stuck on the jet bumper. Uh oh. You know I think we should start calling them jets. Jet bumpers? You know, because that's what they're referred to in a lot of games. Is that what that's about? Benny and the Jet Bumpers. Benny and the Jet Bumpers. Okay, well, nothing really great... Oh, god, I almost missed my skill shot. I almost missed my skill shot. I'm a lot of backhanders. Let's not take this down. Oh, sheesh. You got hashish. The back changes. Nice Oh no Oh no Oh no. Oh no. Oh great. Chavez. Chavez. Come on, hold on to baby. Oh wow. That was... All instincts. Wake up, you're asleep at the wheel. Get up, you're asleep at the wheel. Who wants a baby? Oh, no. Warbikers ready. Who wants a baby? Donate to kids. Oh, man. All right, so Monger is prepared to battle me. I'm going to bring him up. All right, we got the monger. So, I'm just going to go for face, because I don't trust the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar move. The tarot. Pull Brad 11 tomorrow. And then you can get here and pack everything up. You can just pack it all up in the car. Pack it up. Pack it in. Let me begin. Sorry, Riel. Nope! Okay, Internet. I actually might go for the am actually. Holy crap. I got to start with Iron Monger first and then try to hit War Machine. Yep. If I hit War Machine now, I can't bring Monger up. But I could go in the opposite order. Bring Monger up. Then get the wormen chin. Wormen chin. Hup! Where the hell are you, man? What's needy? Uh-ho! Something for a glue on the horse? Nicely done, bro. That's the impression. So he's two monitors away from another multiball. Oh, God. Oh, did he get it? You got it. You just... You just... You just... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I think I have an add-a-ball. Yep. Oh, my man. Nick, put him in another monster corner for tonight. All right, I think that's ready. Everybody out of the room. Everybody, yeah. Out of the room. Yeah. My one kid is back. All right. So we're going to get the early ball save. Everybody out. And I hit the monger in the head. That was awful. Hitting all around him. Okay, I got robbed on them on your hips. Whoa. Robbed and fired. Please. Of course, no more. Love you. Oh, God. How you doing, folks? Looking for a... I didn't want to be dragged by... Over the Flippers. Still has a second. Oh, my lanta. That... I just got... Scrubbed. You got over the Flippers, my friend. Over the flipper isn't a thing that happens a lot, but when it does... Oh, nice. There will be blood. All right, two to three, you go first. Kill power. Would it be unprofessional to increase the angle of the table cam to make it faster? Where's Brad? Asked Jason Werdrick. If you're talking about Brad Zac Stark, he's probably working. If you're talking about Brad Smith, he doesn't work here. Just kidding. Jason, I heard you were coming to state, man. You can make a game as speedy or as shallow as you want, but the game is designed at a certain level. Yeah, there's a bubble here with a mark that lets you know where it should be when you're playing. You do want it where it was designed. Just remember, like, this game has gone through testing at a certain angle, and if you want things to work the way that they should, you need it pretty close. You can play a degree or two shallow to make it more floaty or steeper to make it harder, but anything more than a degree, maybe, and you're talking about making an entirely different game. It's just not gonna play the way that it was designed So we walked in Monger what's up, buddy? He said he was coming Smith. Oh, yeah. No, he's not here Did you hear the bread Smith was coming today? No, yeah, I didn't he came yesterday Jason yesterday I can't hit anything except drones. I can hit a drone if you leave me alone. We for the drop. Boom. Oh, I think the table's a little crooked on the camera. Uh, high five. No, you're good. Do you want me to move up here? Uh, no, I got it. Oh, God, my leg. Don't look at the seizure-inducing stuff. Yeah, Jason, see you tomorrow, buddy. Bye, Jason. You're going down. Just kidding. I love you. Oh, Jason's playing here? Yeah. Uh-oh. See you tomorrow, Jason. By the way, Jason is, I think, 20th in the world. JPW right there. JPW, 25. 20th in the world. Then we have Zach Sharp, who's third in the world. Josh Sharpe, I think, who's 10th or 13th in the world. Yeah, he's top 30. Hagee is top 10, isn't he? Top 20? He's top 30 at least. Top 30? We got some competition tomorrow. We got Chuck's top 500. Chuck Woolery, man. We got Josh, Zach's brother. I think he's 15. 15? Oh. What? Um. I can pull the music in. What are you, like, 1,000? I'm 890 or like 860 and you're like 590, 560. Oh my god. I mean, the fact that we were qualified. Holy crap. Yeah. Well, humbled to say the least. At least I'm humbled. Monger. Hey Monger, it's your birthday. I'm gonna flip and flip all my way. We're gonna tilt and flip and flip and tilt and go. Ooh, two hits. Queens. Yeah, Lord's Queens. So you're saying there's a chance. Yeah, that's a lot of people to battle. But thankfully, though, a lot of those big people are taking each other out. So you only have to deal with the best of the best. Well, here's the thing. If we make it through. Here's how it works. You qualify top 16 in the state. To make it in. To make it in. And then they put first place against the 16th place person. Yeah, if you barely squeak in, you're done. If you barely squeak in, you better barely squeak in because you didn't go to enough tournaments. Yeah, right. Not because you're not as good as the top place person. And that's how I did last year. I snuck in the 16th place and I had to battle Zach Sharp round one. And great. And it did not go well. Thanks, Iggy. Thanks for the well wishes, man. Yeah, Zach Sharp is, you know, final boss. Final boss. All right, I need one hit to Monger. I really should have short punched those kids. Okay, we're good. Hitmonger, hit a loop, get monger up, eat the crap out of them, we're good. Get monger up, lose all your balls. Alright, that should be good to get them up. Speedpatch is out. Not everybody out, please. Thank you. Alright, so that didn't go well. So we are only two shots away from bogey, so we're just going to bogey out here. Snuck in a nice little drone there. So, now that War Machine's lit, if we start bogeys and then grab War Machine, we can do bogeys with a multiball. What's the format for this weekend? It's best out of seven when you're paired against somebody. So you have to win four games. Oh my God, that would have been it. That would have been it, kids. Alright, now we use the multiball to get all of our drones. Also by hitting War Machine, we got a time extension on our bogeys. There's my add-a-ball at the last minute, hell yeah. Thank you. Had to deflect that ball because it was going down the drain. It went down the drain anyway. There you go, buddy. Bogey is over. So, I'm just going to ramp out until I drain. Or I can go for Minder, I guess. Oh, it's drain. It's drain. Tactical Adaball drain. Strategy, baby. Strategy. Iggy, what it is, is so you get paired against a dude, and then you, yeah, it's whoever dominated that machine for those, like, that game you played, or do you play best of seven on one machine? You play best of seven on seven machines. Seven machines, okay. Well, four machines. Up to seven machines. How can you both? If I have three and you have three, we have to play one more game to see who wins. And that's seven? That's seven. Math, kids, stay in school. So I had two on Zach. I was up two to one. And then he's like, wait, I'm not paying attention. And then Zach turned around and he's like, wait, what? And then he goes, oh, you're going down. And then so because I kept losing after that, if the loser gets to pick the next game. Pimple Kim! Thanks for the follow. If the loser gets to pick the next game, so I just kept picking more random EM games. I want Old Chicago now, please. I think I played Old Chicago. Well, don't ever play Old Chicago. It's one of their favorites. Oh, my God. I died. Listen. I died. Listen. Hey, look at this. Who am I playing now? I feel like I'm playing Jack Sharp right now. Oh, you mean Jack Sharp? That's a good score, buddy. Thanks, Jim. You want to know how I did that? I would love to know. So what I did is I got bogeys to a point where I just need one more hit to do it. Then I just focused on, like, playing around here, like, accidentally hitting shit, trying to get the monger up and stuff, until War Machine was lit. Lit bogeys, then lit War Machine, and then used War Machine to get my bogeys. Dang. I'm going to try something similar. I'm going to go for bogeys. Iggy, there's, like, 45 to 50 machines in this guy's house. So his name's Jay and he's totally red He farts But he's cool Oh yeah He's like I think he introduced us to chemical warfare Oh here we go Be careful son There you go. And you are in a great place here because if you get bogeys going, then bring War Machine in and then bring Monger in. No, because you'd have to do Monger first. 300,000. 800,000. You want bogeys first. Unless we go for the Monger 1-2. 3-ball. Oh, the baby. Oh, shit. So like mini-golf, a 3-ball is pretty cool. Okay. You can't have it. And then you missed the shot. You can't have it. I think me messing around with Pinball Browser opened up stuff that wasn't supposed to be on here. One thing. That probably made my life. Yeah. Three-two-thos. You might have done that huge. Thank you. Coming for his... Oh boy. So now he can get Monger towards the rock and break. Oh, he's got whiplash too. Shit. Wait a minute. There's the hole. I think I might be out of... Oh, nope. I hear monitor's lit, so if you are, come up and do or die, my friend. If you were dead. Oh my god, stop being so good at this. Your bogeys are forever on. Nice last minute jackpot. Oh, my God. That would have been it. That probably is going to be nice, but it's not going to be that nice. Oh. Kill Carl. Good game. Dude, sorry, man. That was a good one. Good game. We gotta fight. We gotta fight. Shake it off. Kappa Kappa. Get out of here, Monger. Kappa. Kappa Kappa. 420. Yellow Swaggonaise. The security yellow maze. The fact is not you're like, well I'm just going to figure out how to just leave right now because F this game. Because F this game. Alright kids, we're going right for the rest. I could have flapped it, but I knew I had a ball save and I didn't want to risk it. I can go forehand or backhand. And we're going to stick to backhand I think. Because that's not so good. We did it, Barry! Uh-oh. Missed my kill. Six more Jerome's. Six more Jerome's. My vote for next week's pinball is Red and Ted's Roadshow. Wouldn't hate it. It's fixed. It's fixed, and we haven't played it since it was on the stream. Alright, back to the matter at hand. I've been missing on my shot. Come on, Sarah. Oh, God, okay, I got to focus here. Love you. Oh, right out. That's a shout-out to my boy Dave. Yo, Dave, you kidding? D-Kids? D-Kids? D-Kids. Donate D-Kids. Yeah, D-Kids. Donate D-Kids. Oh, what the donk. What? Yo, danger's up in here. In here? Yeah. I'm just going for it. Ponderonies. Come on, Jeff Bridges. Man, ball three. Nick has a million point nine. Two million. Alright, now we're tied. That's some deep cuts scores here. Nice flim flam there. You are winning. That was ball three? And with the way the scores are going, that might be a win. Aw man, you shouldn't go through the skill shot. Kill shot! Damn it! That's fine. I still need some money, and my crap thing just went out. Crap thing. So where is money, spinners? Let's go do it. Here we go. Chill. Great chill. That's a win! Spin wars! So that was the circumstance, folks, where I knew I needed to make a crap load of points quick, and I had nothing lit. And spinners are good money. I've got to sit a game out, but I'll be back. You've got to go? I've just got to talk to Chris. Oh, Christabel? Christabel Four Leaves. Christabel Four Leaves. Yo, what you got to say about that, Samoose? All right, so we need a... Oh, God, come on. What are you nerds doing? Come on. You're making my high school voice come out. There it is. That didn't count for some reason. Holy shit Christ. I hit the shot I needed to make and it didn't work. Well that just makes it uncomfortable for everyone that he just came up. Just came up to stay high kids. That went well. By the way it is. Hosted that kid. It's another win for JD with 8 stupid million points. We are not getting anywhere near even the replay value on this thing. Moose is delicious. I don't know what that means, Lord's Moose, but... I've eaten black bear before. I don't think I've had moose. Oh, I've had venison. That's not a moose, though. I'll shoot you for bogeys, bro. Right in the bones. The ramps. The ramps are real, kid. How many ramp combos has he done so far? Thank you. I think that added time to bogeys. It did not. Well, that was a beautiful bogey if I've ever seen one. Holy crap, I just ramped up. Let's bring Monger up, shall we? And then a drink. I could have hit that just a little harder. A little harder. We're going to short plunge, bring up Monger. Beat the crap out of them. Drain first. Short plunge. Hit a ramp. 100,000. Sure. Alright, one more Hit the Monger. Yeah, we're just going to go for it. I think I accidentally hit my anaball. Twice. Which isn't good, because Munger wasn't even up for me to start leaving balls on. Like that. Every freaking buddy out of the pool. Ramp off the Munger's head. Alright, so if I was to try to go back into bogeys this time, I can't just hit one ramp to advance both ramps. I actually have to get all five shots on each ramp. Which, uh, sucks. One danger, you know it. There's only one, kids. Tell your parents. Mark Bull, come be dead. I have a 9-5 to go to this. Sharks, sharks! Oh my god, the saves. Alright, we got best scoring, and it's poor old War Machine. Tell me that's only balls here, because I have Whiplash and War Machine and Monger. Alright, we're going to short plunge into War Machine, and immediately hit Whiplash, double multiball. Shit. Shit. Sorry, donate. Donate to Dave. I'm sorry, I don't mean to. No! You need to do War Machine first. Because Whiplash is only stackable with things, not, you know, whatever. Great. No one likes you anyway, go away. So now I think I'm going to get Ironmonger. I'm going to risk Ironmonger coming up and then hitting War Machine. Yeah. So we can catch this. So we got to hit that tight War Machine shot and then beat the crap out of and then beat the crap out of Monger. Just like that. So there's your flash. Or, I'm sorry, Iron Monger. So we need to hit a loop. There we go. Get him up. And if we lose too many balls, we do have an add-a-ball sitting inside a form machine. Which I just hit And when we get out of this we have Jericho ready All right I ripped off on that war machine shot or whiplash I mean ironmonger There we go Now if we hit a loop we bring monger back Back up. Rinse and repeat. Alright, that was a rip. A rip in pepperoni there. Oh, you... Stucker. You stucker. Ugh. 33. 33. Jericho is ready. Which is a very lucrative mode. Whew. Alright. I almost stinked my hoodie up before the finals here so 33 is actually a pretty good score I would like to get my name on this freaking game, well my name's on the game I'd just like to knock some more people off. I guess is what I'm trying to say. Whew. Alright. The hoodie came off and he's rolling up his sleeves. Yeah, screw it. Okay. 100 pounds. All right, here we go. $300,000. $300,000. All right. Back to it. We're going to go raise the bogeys. Or try to set something up with bogeys, which would be nice. If we can get enough drones up the middle. Well, seriously, just going to start at 1%. Don't go all the way up. Don't drain either. Alright, this is it. Everything's lit. Whiplash is ready Bokeys needs one hit I think I need one or two more drones for one Totally fine So I think we need one more drone And then I can just light this damn table up There it is Don't Okay Here's what we're going to do. Ramp, war machine, whiplash. Or none of the above. Ramp. War machine. Whiplash. Hell yes. Everything is just cash. And I'm just an iron monger away from do or die. I'd say the only problem with having a multiball during bogey is balls keep deflecting off of each other. I'll do that back. That was the perfect setup, but a terrible play. So now that Ironmonger's up, if I can manage to knock him down without draining, I have a chance at do or die. Never mind. I set it all up. I even took my hoodie off. Go, Congress. And that's the, that is, you know, the exciting part about pinball. That's the risk and reward thing there. It's like, I could have played each one of those individually. I might have even gotten more points. But the opportunity to stack them all, if I played it right, could have just been huge. Hoodie was sucking up all the skill. You know what it was? Yeah. I think before I watched it, it was holding the skill in. And now that I got rid of what skill was in it, it's like sucking it out. That, and also I've had it for years. Here's the first class. You. Like a crab. All the drones. All the drones. All the drones. All shields. What do I need? like, come on, Jerome. I'm sorry, sir, but you have two of them. Okay, back to it. Mogger's Ready? So we'll catch that. Shoot the loot. Just kidding. You mean you haven't had enough beer. Man, that is a story in our life right now. What the hell was that? So Monger's up. We want to bring War Machine in and beat him up. Stop it. That is a really tight shot, by the way, folks. Really tight shot. What? I'm sorry, sir, but you have tilted. Piss shot. Right, is that what the kids say these days, Bichon? Oh, you son of a bitch. You are not authorized to play the game. It appears as if you have filtered the game. Three million. James Kowalski what's up buddy Mick will be back shortly to share in my pain playing Ironman by yourself is you know it's like swimming alone at night by yourself it's not recommended I'm going right for the mound here. Three for three. They all hate me. I need I need another beer I think it's what this game is telling me playing Iron Man alone is a recipe for rage amen to that dude amen to that dude Thank you. Clean. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where's the audio clip? All right, we're in a little bit of jail here. No, now we're in like full-on real adult jail. These slingshots are so freaking sensitive it's out of control. I guess our only option now is to bogue it out. Some drones might be nice too, because those are coincidental. You just hit those on accident. A lock. Come on, you know what I'm talking about. Flip. Throw an angle. All the trails. Awesome. Toby! Lord Squeak, you really want to see this left-right slipper thing, huh? There's the backhand. Missed you buddy. Where you been? Ah, I need that last drone. Come on. Wait, oh I need one more. Here's the last drone. Yeah buddy. Now we need bogeys. Oh, is that false? Okay, it's false here. Sorry, I tricked the camera. Uh, is the camera? Okay. So here's my approach. Bogeys into War Machine. Try not to raise the monger beforehand. Ball back? Oh my god, I love you. You are, you're officially my favorite symbol in the game. Except for you did the opposite of what I was trying to do. Potato aim. You're going to kill yourself, Tony. You're going to kill yourself, Tony. All right, I didn't want to do that, but that's fine. I've been doing a lot of I didn't want to do this tonight. Might as well bring a war machine in if we can get his butt in here. Oh, if you tilt, I didn't do anything. Is that negative? I apologize. Well, I can't get iron in our form machine now, so now I can just play this out. Why is the machine going to noise the tree about, Jason? So, uh, ball save maybe? Nope, screwed it up. I want that ball save. Or the add a ball, sorry. Oh my god. Here we go. Woo! Woo! Holy crap. Alright, now, War Machine. It's something I would like. Might not get it. We'll try the backhand because it seems to be a little more accurate with that. Nah, we'll do forehand. Screw it. We're already here. I don't want to risk any more post-cast loop or anything like that. There we go. Lovey, come on. Oh, there it is! My man! Just look at that, kill that, pop that. Oh crap, add them all please. That was trash. It appears that he's tilted the game. Kill Conrad. It appears as if you have tilted the game. Goodbye. I'm grabbing a beer. Hold on. I love you. That sucked. That was essentially, that's Iron Man's personality. He saw something happening, and he shut it down. Yes, I had two dangers, but, Douglas, he shut me down. And I added two people because I'm a champion. We have to download the new code for this, man. Oh, we might have an awesome surprise coming up here in a week or two. also stay tuned, but I promise it's going to be radically better than that score right there. That should have been a ballpark. Yeah, the table's rolling me pretty hard right now, guys. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at that. You see that? I mean, I could have saved that with a nut, but let's see how low we can get here. Probably didn't want that. Shoot the spirits to battle the iron. Okay. Enough fooling. Name's fine here. All right, let's clean up here. Oh, God, I love you, Iron Man. You're just, like, my best friend right now, dude. This is the equivalent of someone repeatedly yelling, You mad, bro? You mad, bro? You mad? Iron Man is totally a drunk frat dude who's just got his shirt off, his hat's on backwards, and he is just muscular and asking me if I'm mad. That is Iron Man. Throwing the baloon. Throwing the baloon. Let's go for... Alright. This is feeling good. Feeling good. Except for the monger is right around the corner, so I'm afraid the light comes up. I am mad, bro. I am mad, bro. And I'm even more pissed that the vault's got stuck. Two things, one of two things are going to happen. The post is going to watch the ball right down the drain, or it's going to shoot it off at a weird angle, the monitor's going to go down and come up at a weird time, and I'll be busy drinking. here. 12 stuck balls. Thanks, Jaded. Stuck balls. Alright. Life catches. Garbage. What do you think, Black? Yeah. Get a free throw. Another throw. Another drone. Another drone. Another drone, another drone, another drone. We have to be pretty close for that multiball now. So we'll get bogeys to the apex here and then try to get another drone. Nope, screwed up. I went right for bogeys. That's alright. If we can keep this alive, we'll be in the money. All right. War machine. We're going on the fly. On the fly. Come on. Oh, you fart master. so if I hit whiplash properly not only will it oh bogeys is over it would have added time to bogeys 200,000 400,000 And there's our best friend in the world, Mr. Ayran Monger. Alright, we have best scoring, Monger, and hopefully War Machine if I get it. Alright, we got fast scoring, monger, and hopefully warm machine if I can hit it. Which I did not. That has been a... Alright, that's a good ball one. I'll take a million on balls. Alright, we need... We need our warm chain... There he is. Now we need our monger shot. Now we need to take some mongers out. Everybody collect money. All right, now we've got to beat up the monger again. Need some more control here. Oh my God, everybody. Oh, the edible would have saved it. That's okay. We're almost to our second bogey round, which is not something that happens often here at the old Deadflip Studios. So I've got to hit the right crank one more time. Maybe two more times. Collected all the shields. That's not good. Oh, crap. All right. So two more hits will get me back into bogeys, which is something I don't know that I've done very many times. All right. We're going to post-pass and try to get it up there, Ram. That was a dirty little post-pass. Alright. Bogeys is lit. Hell yeah. It's picking bogeys, huh? Second bogeys. Second bogeys kicked my ass. Kill Karma. That match, though. Play again. You know you want that match. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. All right. if this has given you any sort of insight on how we're going to be playing in the state, you know we're going to be drinking some Sad Coors Lights at the end of the night. That is JetFlix's beer of discelebration. If we've had a really terrible night of tournament play, it's Sad Coors Light and it's Sad Plate and Octoids. But if you have enough sad notches and sad Coors lights, you actually end up having a pretty good time. But I'll take a Coors right now. Grab the machine and pull it to the right. Yeah, committed. You know, we definitely have, we sort of grew up together in the pinball scene. We've only been playing for about four years. especially with Dave Kiss and Brad Zac Stark, we all started to learn to play together. And we all sort of have our own styles, but they mesh really well together when we're playing in tournaments, which is awesome. That's why we made such a great team in the first season of the local Chicago pinball circuit. But then Dave moved, and Nick goes on trips, and we had to start pulling in subs and stuff, and it sort of fell apart. But, you know, Nick tilts more. I don't remember him choking that much back in the day. Think all those push-ups he's been doing. He's got all them push-ups in him. Jaded on his phone. What's up, buddy? Lord's glee. Bitter. Is there a salty beer? You fuck. Oh my god. Again, it's going to be nice to stream on a machine that isn't Fishtails or Iron Man. Because these games are pretty similar. Iron Man is fun as hell, but I think it's fun as hell because it's so difficult. Oh my god. My life. Kill power. Old kill power. All right. This is it. This is it. Shake it off. Shake it off. Committed to kill Roadshow. Roadshow would be fun. Honestly. We got to get Gavin in here to fix our boneyard. We got a few games out in the main room that aren't up to snuff. Because I'd like to get Bram Stoker's Dracula back on the stream. We only did that once. and there was a pretty big turnout for that. A lot of people liked that game. We had a lot of people come into the studio to play it, which was awesome, but the main problem with it is it's a game that doesn't have a plunger. It has an auto-launcher and our auto-launcher is busted. But not for long. Other than that, we do have a Data Eats Simpsons that has never been on the stream, but that game's sort of a pain in the ass too. And it's sort of a one-trick pony.

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