# Day 4 of HOT SHOT battle week! - 1 / 2

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2014-11-07  
**Duration:** 120m 1s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwWFW9ZH8CM

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## Analysis

DeadFlip's Day 4 of Hot Shot battle week features Jack Danger and guests (Crystal Gevnich, Nick George Campbell, Brad Smith) playing Hot Shot, a 1973 Gottlieb machine, with a custom drinking game format. The stream showcases gameplay on the classic electromechanical pinball machine, discusses tournament rules (accidental start button DQ penalties), and includes banter about pinball culture, machine pricing, and collecting preferences.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] Hot Shot is a 1973 Alvin Gottlieb machine available on Pinball Arcade — _Jack Danger states: 'No, it should be called Hot Shot on Pinball Arcade. I think it was one of the first The Games that came out on Pinball Arcade when it was released. 1973. This is an Alvin Gottlieb machine from 1973.'_
- [MEDIUM] Big Shot was the two-player version of Hot Shot (four-player) — _Discussion about game variants: 'I think Big Shot was the two player version of this. Because this is the four player. It's Atta Ball. It's the Atta Ball action, I think.'_
- [HIGH] Nick George Campbell was DQ'd on an EM machine two years ago due to accidental start button press — _Jack Danger: 'It happened to Nick. He got DQ'd on an EM two years ago.' Later: 'Let's say you're player two, this is actually how Nick got DQ'd. He was looking at the game, trying to see what was going on, and something hit the start button and reset the whole game.'_
- [HIGH] Accidental start button hits on EM machines result in DQ in tournament play — _Jack Danger: 'You'll get DQ'd if you accidentally hit that in a tournament.'_
- [MEDIUM] Gorgar machines typically cost less than $1,000 — _Conversation about Gorgar pricing: 'Gorgar is usually less than a grand.' 'Really? I guess so. If they're super common.'_
- [MEDIUM] Gorgar was one of the first machines with a voice ROM — _Discussion: 'That's the one with the first voice ROM or whatever.'_
- [HIGH] Theater of Magic is another classic game available in the arcade — _Jack Danger references: 'Along with The Games like Theater of Magic... Theater of Magic is right here.'_
- [HIGH] Hot Shot has a secret rule where Player 1 Ball 1 allows draining without hitting targets, but this doesn't apply to other players — _Jack Danger explains: 'Player one, ball one. You can drain as much as you want as long as it doesn't hit a target. That doesn't work for player two. That doesn't work for any other player except for player one.'_

### Notable Quotes

> "FPS is looking freaking Papa Duke sweet... it's the frames per second... as the FPS drops, it starts looking... Papa Duke good."
> — **Jack Danger**, Opening
> _Introduces the stream's running joke phrase 'Papa Duke' used as a general descriptor throughout_

> "Until you start figuring out how to trust those dead bounces or dead flips, this game's a puncher."
> — **Jack Danger**, Mid-stream gameplay
> _Pinball strategy advice about reading machine behavior on Hot Shot_

> "Accidentally hitting start on any EM will erase the whole game. Really? Yeah. And you'll get DQ'd if you accidentally hit that in a tournament."
> — **Jack Danger**, Rules discussion
> _Tournament rule clarification that impacts EM machine play_

> "I refuse to let you go. I refuse to let the stream go wild and not roll this thing over on camera."
> — **Jack Danger**, During gameplay
> _References an earlier rollover achievement (resetting score counter) and commitment to capturing it on stream_

> "Rule number one. If I plunge the ball, and it goes up, and it falls into the eight ball up there on the plunge, drink it."
> — **Jack Danger**, Drinking game rules segment
> _First rule of the custom Hot Shot drinking game format used for the stream_

> "We started the week with sarsaparilla and ended it with bong water. Good job."
> — **Jack Danger**, Closing segment
> _Humorous recap of the drinking game progression throughout the stream week_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Host of DeadFlip stream, pinball streamer, player, and content creator |
| Crystal Gevnich | person | Guest player on DeadFlip stream, participates in Hot Shot battle week |
| Nick George Campbell | person | Regular guest on DeadFlip, pinball player with tournament history (DQ'd on EM machine two years prior), participates in battles |
| Brad Smith | person | Guest player mentioned as joining DeadFlip stream later (running late) |
| DeadFlip | organization | Twitch streaming channel focused on pinball content creation and battles |
| Hot Shot | game | 1973 Alvin Gottlieb electromechanical pinball machine, subject of Day 4 battle week stream |
| Alvin Gottlieb | company | Classic pinball machine manufacturer; produced Hot Shot in 1973 |
| Gorgar | game | Classic pinball machine, noted as one of the first with voice ROM; discussed as wide-body format; typical secondary market price under $1,000 |
| Theater of Magic | game | Classic pinball machine available in DeadFlip arcade, referenced alongside other games |
| Pinball Arcade | product | Digital pinball platform where Hot Shot is available; one of the first games released on the platform |
| Big Shot | game | Two-player variant of Hot Shot (four-player machine); also referenced as potentially Atta Ball |
| IFPA | organization | Tournament organization; implied through discussion of DQ rules and tournament play standards |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Hot Shot gameplay and strategy, Custom drinking game rules for pinball
- **Secondary:** Tournament rules and DQ penalties, Classic electromechanical pinball machine formats
- **Mentioned:** Pinball machine pricing and collecting, DeadFlip stream technical operations and equipment

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.82) — Enthusiastic, playful tone throughout. Jack Danger and guests display strong engagement with the game and camaraderie. Humor-based banter (Papa Duke phrase, drinking game jokes, discussion of silly stakes like temporary tattoos) creates lighthearted atmosphere. Minor frustrations during gameplay are met with laughter rather than negativity.

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** DeadFlip conducting multi-day battle week streaming event on Hot Shot with rotating guest players, demonstrating sustained community engagement model (confidence: high) — Repeated references to 'Day 4 of Hot Shot battle week,' mention of previous day (Day 3) events with nacho bar and community gathering
- **[community_signal]** Pinball machine secondary market pricing shows Gorgar wide-body format machines trading below $1,000, indicating availability of classic machines for collectors (confidence: medium) — Discussion about Gorgar pricing with statement 'less than a grand' for common examples
- **[competitive_signal]** Pinball tournament community maintains strict penalty structure for accidental machine activation (start button DQ) on EM machines (confidence: high) — Jack Danger's explicit statement about tournament DQ rules and documented example of Nick George Campbell receiving DQ two years prior

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## Transcript

 I believe we're live. Alright, FPS is looking freaking pretty sweet. Alright, FPS. What's FPS? Freaking pretty sweet. Oh, it's the frames per second. So, as the FPS drops, it starts looking... But that looks pretty good. That looks pretty kind of okay. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. The pants are yellow. Yeah, I brought my yellow pants. They match the skin lotion. That's right, I brought my hot shot yellow pants. Oh yeah, and your hot shot shoes too. Hot shot shoes, hot shot socks. Hot shot shoes. Looking good today. There's a girl at work who made like an off-handed, she tried to make a compliment. She's like, wow, I like your shoes. She goes, people wear shoes like that in Italy all the time. Like, it's got stuff on purpose. Wait, what? Thank you. Messed up on purpose. You all want to get started and play a couple games? You do your thing. Come grab me and I'll play a little battle with you. Are you eating candy? No thanks. I'm just going to pull up my stream, chat stream on here and then we'll just deal with it like that. Why? Well, I don't want to have that open. I was wondering if you had that iPad still. Oh, I do. We have a studio iPad. We have a studio iPad? What's that black one that's floating around? Yeah, we have that one. What is that? Grace Gogrila. Okay. That was running the pinball scores. Oh, can we use that? Print? No, I'll check the day rate. Oh, my God. Day rate? The day rate. I just want to play some pinball. Yo, y'all, can y'all hear me? Yeah. You're all right. Howdy. Yo, I'm going to plug it in. Charge it. Jaded, last night was way too fun. Way, way damn too fun. A lot of screaming, a lot of tearing, a lot of drinking, a lot of eating. They had a nacho bar. Holy crap. The nacho bar was legit. Yeah, and it didn't come out until everyone was good and drunk. Everyone was drunk. Reeled out this thing where you put your own chips in this box. They even poured cheese out of this, like trough on there. Trough of cheese, jalapenos, sour cream, like verde sauce. Can hear you fine. Kulchak, thanks for coming. They had fried tomatoes. It's like a lot of peppers. Oh, they were beautiful. They were decided for fried tomatoes, I guess. Yeah. I had no idea how very delicious they were. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today, our guests are Crystal Gevnich, Nick Campbell, as always. I'm Jack Danger and Brad Smith will be joining us in half an hour because he's running a little late But we are back on hotshot yesterday's Gilligan's Island Defection was a little weird because I came with busted But it's good to be back all the gears not getting you know Stepped on and stuff so we should be fine We also have like a new gadget for adjusting the lower thirds and crap, but that doesn't mean anything It's pretty sweet. It'll happen more often, I guess is what I'm trying to say. I'll be back. You guys play some games. Yep. Come grab me when you're ready to lose. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Debbie. Get out of here. Wow. Love you. He's so modest. When you're ready to lose. Best part about me is that I'm humble. Oh. What a chump. What a chump. Are you ready? I'm ready. All right, we're going to get some practice games in real quick, folks, and then we're going to call Nick in here and spank him. So let's get this party started. But damn, that was so good! Look at that. Dude, the French for a second dropped. How's the stream look also? I don't mean to keep asking you guys this every day, it's just we keep changing stuff every time we do this. Feedback. It looks fine, right? Feedback! Hey! Alright, I'm going to let you go first. Alright, okay. Just load us up. Wait for it to run its cycle and it should be good. Stream looks awesome! Jaded, you look awesome. Let's go for the beat, honey. Let's go for the beat, honey. Oh. You're fine, you're fine. Oh, did you drink? Has Crystal played Hot Chop before? Yeah, once here after Batman. Once here after Batman, so once. Yeah. Yeah, so I guess that counts. I guess that counts. Um, won't you give me a tap on that for me, please? Yep, come on, baby. What about this little carrot? It works. Mm-hmm. Awesome. If you click it and the whole stream does like a flash to black, that means you're clicking stuff too fast. And that whole flash to black happens for everybody watching. Oh, that grumbled? Love it. Love it. That's the power time to find its way out. Oh, baby. Come on. Wow. Clear the board. Clear the board. Yeah, to get back to the question about yesterday, we played a lot of pinball, we gave away a lot of prizes, a lot of important, fun, awesome animators were there. It's pretty cool. And I drink, because I'm talking. That's called demon. Yeah, it's going to be nasty. We finally Yeah, it's going to be nasty. We finally have people here to play. It's just the new guy? Yep. Cool, mama. Cool, mama. Well. Cool. You're fine. You just started to drop the flipper too soon. That was... Hey, Paul, come on, baby. What? No! Oh my god. I don't like any of this. I like coasted up all the targets without hitting a damn thing. Wah! Are you guys sure you're going to go like this? Uh, you're more than welcome to buy a Dolly Parton and store it here. I would. It's in the hottest minute. In the hottest minute. Gotcha. Sharks. Get up, yeah. Stop shooting it. I have a real problem on this game where I keep making the same fucking shot over and over again. Which shot was that? Any shot. If I got the three down, every shot I make from the right We've gotta make the right flip and we'll go right to where that was and we'll get it in. Okay. This is it. That's right, Cool Jack. Until you start figuring out how to trust those dead bounces or dead flips, this game's a puncher. I need a beer. Oh, never mind. Play it. Law 3. Oh! Oh my god. Flip faster. Oh. There you go. Go! The save. Yup. Tearing it up. Good, good, good, good. Oh! Beautifully. Beautifully done. Dude, keep going. You're like clearing the board here. here. Love you. There you go. Oh, Chris. Don't try to get too much on this one. Hell yeah. Oh, damn. How did I get 30? Oh, I damn near cleared the board on ball two. I think that's That's fine. That's what you want. That's not what you want. Good ball period. It's important. I'll go first. Don't hang your head. I'll go first. We got this. Good job, bud. Oh man! It makes it so much easier. Yay! Swip. Swip. No! Clean. There you go. Clean! You know what they didn't do? What? The soupy blood. The soupy blood? That's only one player. Oh, sweet. I didn't know that. We've been playing with this for a long time. I'm glad. You know what? I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. There's a way to fix that, you just reset the game. Accidentally hitting start on any EM will erase the whole game. Really? Yeah. And you'll get de-u if you accidentally hit that in a tournament. We're good. Those two people. Oh, sweet. I'll start again, I'm sorry. Two over! I'm a dummy, de-q, I lose. De-q. Come on, please. I lose. DQ. Come on, please. If you, like, kick it when you're active, or if you're, like, lean into it. Yeah, I mean, it's happened. It happened to Nick. He got DQ'd on an EM two years ago. Oh, man. Yeah folks, today's been a really quiet day at the office. Everyone's sort of just recovering from the day before. Crystal was kind enough to bring over some Robert the Bruce. Oh, it's my favorite. Very, very flavorful beer. It's rich. It's very, yeah, I guess rich is probably the best word to explain it. Ding dong. What the... Come on baby! Nope. Alright, what's my line? Resetting an EM? Yeah, it's trouble. It's happened, cause like if you're... Let's say you're player two, this is actually how Nick got DQ'd. He was looking at the game, trying to see what was going on, and something hit the start button and reset the whole game, and you just got disqualified. It's pretty crappy, but it happens. Right to the 8. All right. Right to the 8. Oh, baby. Love you. Let's click. Can't think. If it goes anywhere in here, you might as well count it out. Count it out. And as you may know, ball... Ball three is where... Ball one means nothing. Ball two, try if you want to. Ball three is where you focus. Yeah, but you cued the board on ball two when we were playing. Right, ball two is where you focus. Right, but ball team requires a little bit of attention, but not as much as three indefinitely. One doesn't fucking matter. Farting matter. Don't execute. Wow. Nope. Nope. Okay. There you go. Clear it up. Oh, last. My ass is irritated. There's the H. Your K's up. Come on, man. Oh. K, open it. Whoa. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom. Hey, look at that. Look at that. Oh, my God. You're tearing it up. Making me play. Here we go. Eight ball farts. Oh god, this is starting to get real. Well, with that added to it. Same area. I shot over in the same fucking place. Play the ball, please. Wow. No crap. One left. How do I get it? Let's shoot up. Oh, God. This is not good. Okay, here we go. And I missed the eight ball. Lift higher. Oh, wow. All right, we just need that nine. Look at those lights. It's like a Christmas tree. We just need that nine and we're sitting pretty. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Yo, that's it. That's cute. All three. What a conference. That's right. Keep going baby. Good job. Thanks, Carla. All three. What's it gonna be? Just kiss the target. You killed it. Did I? Mm-hmm. It's very emotional. It's been heard. Say nice things about his hair. Super, super sensitive. Good job. Let's try that again. We'll get one more practice game and then we'll go holler at you. Meh. I'll get it. Jaden, no, we haven't rolled it yet, but it's gonna happen before we're done. It will. It has to. I refuse to let you go. I refuse to let the stream go by and not roll this thing over on camera. Properly, I mean. Because I did roll it over on the first day, but that's because it defaulted to 5. Getting an act? Bing bong. Bing. Oh, the slap save. It feels remarkable when you do that. But only when it works right. Or else you just tilt. Trust the bouncing. Just about to. Just in that, fuck you. Sorry, part two. Done it in three. Yeah, actually, please. Um, no, it should be called Hot Shot on Pinball Arcade. I think it was one of the first games that came out on Pinball Arcade when it was released. 1973. This is a Gottlieb machine from 1973. You are correct. Oh, did they call it Big Shot? I think Big Shot was the two player version of this. Because this is the four player. It's Atta Ball. It's the Atta Ball action, I think. Atta Ball. Oh gosh. Bubbling? Oh no! Are you kidding me? Wait. Do it again. How is this happening? I swear. I swear I hit her twice. Ugh, you hit her twice. Well, I guess I'm DQ'd again. What the hell is going on? Screw this, alright. Play the ditty. Huh? Play the ditty. Where you going? Yes, that. Along with games like Theater of Magic. Ooh, I love me some Theater of Magic. Theater of Magic is right here. I got to say. Okay, so you have... It doesn't matter. There's a secret on this game. Player one... Oh, extra ball, right? Player one, ball one. You can drain as much as you want as long as it doesn't hit a target. That doesn't work for player two. That doesn't work for any other player except for player one. Rude. Rude? It's rude. It's rude. Oop. Rude. Rude. You have a... Oh, it's closer. I have a what? I was going to ask you a question, but I wasn't sure you were true. You played this pinball machine on his iPad. It is a blast, man. Playing it in real life, though, is a hundred million times more frustrating. Thanks for coming, though. I didn't mean to flip it. Get in there. That's what I'm talking about. Bing bong. All right. We have to let you go. Bye, Jacob. Okay, so you have a basement that can fit, say seven pinball machines, what would they be? Is that a fact? Because it's true. Do you really? Yeah. Well, what would your perfect lineup be, I guess? Oh, God. The perfect lineup. Um, Mark Sheridan, the voting starts on Friday, so tomorrow I'll send a link out. Wait. Zero points? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You're hitting nothing? That's interesting. I thought 10 points was the lowest you can get on this game. I was proven wrong. That's okay. Dolly Parton, Black Bull, S-1, AT-DC. AT-DC would be in that line. Oh, that's tough. I've only bought Monster Bash and BSD on the pinball machine. Those are two great machines, man. Pinball arcade. You want to see Iron Man bring the pain next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call your friends. Tell them to vote. All you gotta do is pad the vote. That's all you gotta do. Just pad it. Just pat it. Tell your friends to vote, even if they don't give a shit. Who would be more than? Right, just pat it. Just pat it. Thank you. Pat it. Ah, that was... No! Why did I flip this thing? Clean. Yep. See? Oh, I don't know it. Love you. Alright. Roly-poly. Oh, I freaking hit that. Give me a break. See? See? Clean. No! Ding dong, ding dong. Attack the nerd. I got two more. Genie's fun. I've never actually played a physical Gorgar before. And that's how this entire game is going to go, by the way. No! No! Alright, I think we're ready. Alright. Genie. Time to bring the pain. What's genie? I wonder how expensive one is right now. Yeah, I wonder. Have you played a genie before? How is it? Fun! It's big. Oh, it's a wide body? It's a double, it's bigger than Twilight Zone. Double, double wide? No! How do you even... It's huge. It's like this big. And there's Flipper's Heavyweight. And there was so many Gorgars. That's all he saw was Gorgars. Gorgar is like one of the most named game. That's the one with the first voice ROM or whatever. Was it like Black Hole Big? My friend had one and he let his cousin borrow it just to store it until he got a real house. He finally got a real house and he's like, oh yeah, I'll get it back. He calls his cousin and he goes, oh yeah, I sold that like five years ago. It was his dad. Like the whole thing. And it was the saddest thing. He's like... Eat on Beaver too. We're still trying to figure out how to make our battles a little more interesting without the use of money. Because, you know, no one gambles on pinball. Winners don't make money. Yeah, playing pinball... wait, no. What do we do? Do a three-way battle here? 2-1-0? Yeah. I don't know about that. So I'm actually, I don't have a button lined up for the rules. I will type those in by hand. So anything I should know about this game? Don't use the left flipper. Don't use the left flipper, got it. All right, flipper. All right, I'm on it. Here we go. Good luck, everyone. Dightaken, where do you have a pinball museum near you? That's crazy. Where are you from? Aw, use your bite and... I thought I'd be cheeky and not use my bite. Go for it, buddy. Yeah, please, by all means. That went in there right away. Go up! Come on. Alright, you got a good time. Now, because... I'm gonna give you a heads up. If you wanna... No, if you wanna do this for me, which is awesome, like if you got a second to hit it these are so sensitive that just touching them will set it so just smack it and get away yeah hit it away hit it again bye the heat is on yeah high five bro that's sexy technology is yo man it says streams doings yo you know people talking what's up if it says something about I mean if it says If it's set to dim down, just touch the screen. It'll scale up. The old dim. Dimension Warlock says, one-eyed battle. One-eyed battle. This way players have not as much depth perception. Oh, God. I just tried that, and I think I almost threw up in my mouth. One-eyed battle. We would need a way to... Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Gorgor is usually less than a grand. Huh. Really? I guess so. If they're super common. Yeah. Yeah, I mean if you guys have an interesting outcome we can have for the battle, like the loser gets blah or the winner gets to do blah or blah. Oh. That sounds fun. Blah stuff. Or blah. Blah blah blah. A couple black things. A couple black. Let's shake them. Let's shake them up. Come on, give me the money. Whip. All the way up. All the way up. Come on. Come on. I mean, pinball prices are pretty even wherever you go. I like our little game for this machine, unless we quit doing that. Oh, you mean drinking? The drinking game? The drink, oh, the... Did you tell them the rules again? I'll give you guys a heads up on... Loser does 20 push-ups on camera, but... I can do that. I don't think... Yeah, I've been training. No, yeah, you do fucking 50 push-ups every morning. I think I've done 20 push-ups in my life. I can do a plank for a few minutes. A plank? Yeah, that's like... Like you need to just lay on the ground? No. You use your... Look how plank. I'm fucking planking. Shit, I don't know. Loser gets a tattoo of winner's choice. Oh, baby. We'd end up with a lot of terrible tattoos, though. Like butts. Oh, no, I've already got a couple butt tattoos. Cool. Of butts. They're not on my butt. That is a butt-related paraphernalia. Butt tattoos. A dick butt. A dick butt? A dick butt. A fart butt? No, I showed you a picture of a dick butt. Oh, it's a dick with a butt with a dick coming out of it. Yeah. It's the dick with a butt with a dick coming out of it, and that dick has a butt. Yeah. It's pretty nice. But it's cute. It's a cute little penis. It's like a penis coming out of its mouth. That's cool. You could have doubled the score by hitting one of them. That's awesome. Big Winnie, no whammies. Temporary tattoos. I feel it. There you go. Big Win. You have to walk around with an awful My Little Pony temporary tattoo as a tear drop on your head. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Take it, brother. Two star gets a win. What's going to happen brother? You're going to die brother It's adorable. All right so Nick Campbell is up All right folks let try that one again shall we Nick Campbell Good Cool thousand There we go Sound is pretty low today. Alright, I can turn it up. You're pretty low today. Oh, burn. Turn it up for what? Yo, how about that burn? Yo, what's it called? Do you guys know what happened in 1973? Oh, is this 73 trivia for the game? Wait, are you telling a joke right now? I thought it was a joke. How about the loser has to do Tabasco sauce challenge? The loser? Ooh, or they have to do a hot shot, yeah. Like a shot with Tabasco sauce. Because liquor is hilarious. I really should have brought a bottle of Fireball. Hot shot. They stopped making that and recalled it all. I saw them at the pull market. Alright, well I'm just telling you. Why? How did they stop making it all? Because they were using the wrong bits of the whiskey. They were using the devil's cut and it was causing people to get too drunk. Mm-mm. Nothing but the best. Getting too drunk. Oh, big money. Whoa, three in a row. Does that sound better, folks? Oh, you missed it. Love you. There you go. Love you. Right where you need to be. Whoa, the ripstick. The ripstick. Watch yourself. That's a move I haven't seen in a long time. That's a good move. Ripstick. Oh, man. Oh, no. It fumbled. The fumble is real. Into the chapstick. Get a real stick into the saw. Terminology, folks. Fireball recalled somewhere for having stuff that's also in antifreeze. Oh, cool. Awesome. Sounds delicious. Thanks. Wait. Wait. You gotta give people a second to read it. And then hit it. Also, if you do it too soon, you could cause a screen to crash. It's just like playing regular button match. I'm good at button matching. Like, if you really wanted to mess with me, you would just start slapping all those buttons and watch how epileptic people would get. You're the first ball, Crystal. Crystal, Crystal. And call me Crystal. Oh. What's my last name? Uh-oh. Well, I'm guessing that wouldn't be a good time. Yeah, right. Guess what? What? You didn't mispronounce my last name. Gemnick? Yeah. What is it? Gemnick. What are you saying in front of your face all the time? I know. I'm too shy to say anything. Son of a bitch. That was a good time. Crystal Gemnick, everybody. Yes. Also, I get Ben's last name wrong. I put an extra N in there. I'm like, Ben's in Gent, everybody. If you really want to know what Ben Good said, call him by his Catholic... I keep wanting to say commiseration. Commiseration. No, but that's not it. He's like, when he was baptized, he would give a... I'm going to go to the bathroom. Holy crap. Left over cocoa and lime, huh? Probably. You guys, what? Oh, thanks, sir. Was that the fireball thing? Yeah. When it's my turn to step up, I'll explain the drinking game I was talking about to you folks, so if you want to follow along, you can. What's a drinking game? We built a drinking game around hot tub. Oh, boy. You left out of seeing the Monday stream. Oh, baby. I got stupid. Well, I guess that's my cue. What? Are you drinking more? Here is the Gottlieb hotshot drinking game rule. You ready for it? So, rule number one. If I plunge the ball, and it goes up, and it falls into the eight ball up there on the plunge, drink it. If ever while you're playing you get it into the saucer for the 8 ball to open up the gate, drink. If ever you knock all the targets down, drink. If you tilt, drink. If you... I think that was it. Drink. And also just drink. So you drink in between all that. Yeah, you drink in between it. Do people ever play drinking games and then not also drink in between the drinking rules? That would be the dumbest thing in the world. You have to drink. You gotta drink while you're drinking. I love the calmness of this game. Nothing's making noise. And then it just starts losing its shape. I don't want to waste any money. Good money. Alright, we're all within striking distance here. We can all pull one out. There's no snow in Chicago right now, but there was on Halloween. Actually, we had all sorts of stuff. We had like... Yo, that was a drink, by the way, folks. There's also 21 miles down the road right now. Are you on your bike? Oh, wait. Maybe the stream can tell me if I look good. I got a new winter coat. Get it. All right, Crystal, you look. Crystal. Don Jimnich. Keep alive. Keep alive. Bing bong. Bing bong. All right. So I need to knock down one target in order to beat Nick. I love it, and there's the win for you folks. I win in friendship because someone's giving me a beer, and I win the game because I got the highest score. So when do you drink? All right, you drink when? Eight ball? Either way? If you plunge the eight ball. Okay. I'm a plunge. Only in the pot again. If at any time you get it in the eight ball sauce, at any time. Sauce pick. If you knock down all the targets, and if you kill, All right, final score? Final score? Well, I knew the people that told me it looked good. Is that going to be warm enough? I don't know. I mean, it looks nice, but can you write it by hand? I think so. I don't know. Does it look good? I feel like I own that coat. Do you? Aw, I have a copy. You didn't look so good. Thanks bud. Couldn't do it without you. Oh, I gotta grab a phone in case Brad calls up. Hi Brad. Let's find the wrong way to say Brad's name. Yo, I got a tag. What's his name? Rod Smythe. Rod Smithy? Rod Smythe. Where's Smythe? Does he have any? Oh my god. You don't zip it all the way up to the top, you ding dong. Why'd you take the tag off? Oh, hold your chin here. Okay, now what do we get JD with two nick with one one yeah? To you as well here we go Here we go. Oh, there we go. Oh. Did you get it from Big Shit? Yeah. Oh, you already did this. Well, I already opened one for you. I'm excited. Which one's mine? That one. I'll break them full. Oh, boy. Now we're talking. Wow. Dick Campbell. Wow! Oh god, just hit it. Hey where's Marie? I thought Marie was like, what the hell? Oh yeah, she's getting a haircut I think. Oh that's cool. I think it's dope. You look good. Do I look good? Do you have fluff? I don't think it goes with yellow paint. No, I think actually it makes your paints look less mustardy. Oh. Less Colonel Mustard. Less Colonel Mustard. You or I? Uh, you're... Oh, I haven't been paying attention. Go for it. Oh, let's go, Nate. Let's go. Make them drink. Make them drink. Make them drink. Make them wine. This is my sipping beer. This is my drinking beer. That's right. Drink it up. Down with the saucer. The saucer. Drink. Oh, nice. It's your truck. Ah! Come on, you. Go inside. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. There you go. That's a ditty. That was a serious ditty. Tatering. Tatering, huh? Potato ring? Potato ring. Nice flippin'. Says Eaton Beaver. Who, Nick? No, I'm guessing you, but I'm not sure how related the stream is right now. Yeah, who knows? Back to Jackson. Drink it up, folks. That was a plunge to the A-ball. We'll come around the way. Clip. Clip. Clip. Clip. Wow. Nice diving work. Clip. Uh-oh. Every time I try that, Another. See that one coming. Alright, good ball everyone. Name for everybody. Nick Kimball. There we go. And off and by. Oh, another crotch and crotch. Good. Woo. Journal in Ermskerler. Right? Journal in Ermskerler. Oh, man. Do you remember all that Erma Gerd? Yeah. Gerd Berb. I'm so grossed out by what you did. Oh god, that was slow. Here we go, up top. Got nothing. Wow. Here we go, rip! Get drained, though. Booping! A Bond version rule set for Attack of Mars? How would that work? That's a great question. Whenever you destroy a saucer, take a rip. Right? Is that what they call it? Take a rip? Like a pull? It's a Bond thing. Like whenever you drain a multiball terribly, you have to drink a little bit of bong water. Ew. That sounds gross. I don't know, it all sounds gross. It's not a bum at all. Yeah, I don't know. My cluppies for my clutter. My cluppies for my stutter. I get nothing. Oh, I see my gloves on. I left my jacket and my gloves at the store. Oh, really? And they're gone. Oh, no. Somebody steal something. I haven't seen anybody put any sweatshirts on. I'm guessing it was an accident. Maybe it was. I had a really nice Lululemon yoga sweater that I loved at Headstreet. What the hell is Lululemon? It's like a yoga, high-end, fancy bullshit. High-end yoga stuff? Yeah. Stupid. That's awesome. But my mom had one that happened, so she bought me a new one, and she embroidered my name on it. Oh, that's awesome. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I'm going to write my name on it. Cold November Dream. This is like, I don't know what he could feel it. Put it over the back. Skill shot. Bomb hit. Destroy spaceship. Bomb hit. Long water multiball. Dude, so gross. Yo, good ball there. Thanks. All right, third ball. Make it count. Oi, oi. Cold November Dream. That was good. I like that. That's my favorite. You honestly have one of my favorite Twitch handles. Pretty great. Oh, 8-ball. I kind of want to rename my last name or something like that. You have to make a whole new one, unfortunately. Oh, God. Not good, folks. Oh, everybody drink. Oh, Lazarus. Everybody drink. That's it. Anyway, when we invented this game, I was drinking whiskey, and I got obliterated real quick. A lot of whiskey, folks. Oh, God. Yo, maggots. Maggots. Hit that one. Oh, that one wasn't a maggot. Don't. Don't. Oh, that was dumb. Dude. Wow. Yo, I got a spider head on me. Oh, great day. Whoop. Whoop. Whoop. Whoop. Cold November drink. We started the week with sarsaparilla and ended it with bong water. Good job. Is bong water good? Like you're cooking something? Like you get to enjoy the water. Oh, no. Oh, no. We all felt the joy. I thought I was going to do all right. That contributed a lot to it. All right, folks. I can't let Nick win this. JD, you have a perfect record if you win. I want you both to tie so you can win and then we can run forever. We'll never do that. We're always fine. Drink it up. Drink it up, kid. Got it. Here comes the money. What happened? That's a win, Poki. Old Poki. Old Poki. Yo, what's that score man? Doesn't matter. What's that score bro? Nick has 3. Ooh. Jerry's got 5. Jack has 5. Uh oh. Uh oh. Bro no. Where's Brad Pitt? Um, over there? Oh, that's a great question. Let's do one more. Crystal wins all of the games. Okay. Here we go Crystal if you win this Here's what we need I need to get first Crystal's eating a second do it one hand and one eye One hand one on one people either style, huh? Oh man. Oh. So boring. Take a look. Oh, that was a solid look. Yeah! I think it's hurting. I'm just starting to think. Wait, why is that? I'm not sure why that happened. I thought I updated that. Did you break it? Did you break the stream? No, I didn't break anything. I updated that. Did you broke it? No, Nick's playing. We're good. Play a second again. Nick just streamed. Yeah, I gotta check one thing here. Good consistency. That the emails are going... Hey, folks, the email that went out... What did it... Oh, okay. What did it say? Did it say live at half-price, or did it say day four of HotDot? I just played one of them off, though. I can't believe that works man that is so bonkers. We're using a mini drum pad that I programmed through AppleScript in order to control the the yeah up higher there you go. Who cares? Clip watch that. Gone what the frick. That is so rad. Dude, this is magic. It is. Can you program... It looks like... Remember when I hit it and it said penis really loud in my computer? Penis, penis. I didn't know what I was doing. I hit it and I was like, why isn't this working? I was like, penis, penis, penis, penis. You should get sound clips of that. Everybody out of the pool. Yes, we can totally do that. Drink. Bugs. Drink. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Oh, I'm all about the two player game that you put in. Wait, oh you can't because you have to put it all up. Alright, well we'll play and then you play it. Yeah, I'll play it myself. So you guys play and then I'll play and then we'll see where it goes. Sorry buddy. I got excited. Fine, leave me up. I wanted a dramatic ending like everyone wanted. Alright, cool Jada, thanks. Just making sure. Again, we're still new to all this streaming stuff, so we want to make sure everything looks good and responds well. Nick Campbell. I'm a Nigerian. You could send me your bank details. Yeah, right? Let's just totally send Jack an email. Yeah, totally. That guy needs money, man. Money and the emails. The emails. What, what, the emails? I remember when I looked forward to watching that stuff. Hi, CB. You're laughing before you make a joke. It's in the email. Oh, yeah. Hi, CB. What does it mean? Defeat. Homestyle, what up? Oh, there we go. Money. Oh, here it comes. Dale Strongbad. Why do you whip out big gloves all the time? I'm crazy. I love you! Don't tell! You can't move! We're built for Christmas already. Grab a ball! Hey dad, that's not a lot. Dad, but you smell like my dad's mustache. Alright. What are you doing? I'm just making faces. Can I think for a minute? Oh yeah, tilt drink. Donate to Nigerian Prince, folks. Every dime and cent counts. I think I accidentally did. That should be my pinball game. Drink! Nigerian Prince? No, tilt drink. I like tilt drink. Donate to Prince, folks. Oh, Prince Rude. He needs all of them. Oh god, yeah. With those three-eyed sunglasses. Unbelievable. That white chick he has that has the shaved head, when he lets her just fucking shred, she killed it. Nope. Ball three, what's it gonna be? Oh, look. Oh, I came over. That's good. That's good enough. Oh, man. Crystal, crystal, crystal. Crystal has to beat it. Crystal get in there. Go go go go go pew pew pew. We need an air horn. Oh no! Do a Kickstarter for Cobra Beverage. Alright so since they play like Ding Dongs I get to play by myself. 5140. 5140. 5140. Winning. What? 51... 40. Alright. Win it all. Alright, I gotta beat 5140. We can make this happen. There's one. Cross the bridge. Love it. Money. Ripped it. Another good one. Another good one. All right, coming up, guys. Oh, and all the money coming out. Ripped it. Ripped it. We need 51. 40. That's pretty loud. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. That's right. Woo! Hold it. Hold it. Hold it until we get there. Purple train, purple train. Daniel has a new video. I can't even describe it. You've got to watch it. Where'd you put it? In Slack? It's all in my Tumblr page. Oh, like I go to your Tumblr page. You do all the time. All right, on the winner-loser thing. Loser buys drinks of winner's choice for next week's battle. for the week so we keep a tally over the week no like if I win tonight and you're the big loser you have to buy fuck guests I brought beer who said that I brought beer guys why did you make me say that that was rude of them to make you say Ten Spence, thanks for coming. How dare you make me talk. Hi, Ten Spence. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of a good idea, but when people visit for the day, that really doesn't do anything for them if they win. Uh... You're halfway to landing on one ball. Hold on. Let me think. Purple drain, purple drain. Woo! Pressure's on everyone. F to get. Shots fired again. He's leaving. Brad just started to turn around. He's like, oh really, okay, well F you guys then. Why do I keep shooting in the same spot? Why do I keep shooting in the same spot? You're accurate. There's a win, folks! No! Wait, that's a tie. Wow. Good job. Jamie, tie. So, tiebreaker. All right, wait, did I take second? Yep. All right, well, I won. You did. Yeah, so... I won. You won. You won. You won. You won. You won. You won. You won. You won. Yeah, so I have six, you have five. Aww, boo, nice win. I mean... Yay! Yay! You won! I hate you! Congrats, Chris! Shots fired at you, not the deer. High five. Yo, they're back. Nice, so close. What's happening? I'm tired. It was a long night. He's got his coat on. I'm here. Yeah, I'm going to go. Okay. Well, I'm going to keep playing. I take my losses very personally. Loser must wear the hat of shame. The hat of shame. Well, it's a really ugly hat. What about coat of shame? That would be good. Coat of shame? How about... I got to tell you, a quick review of this coat so far. I like the way it looks. The zipper is a little weird. Not my favorite zipper. but I tell you I think it does I mean I'm pretty hot right now like temperature wise or how you look I'll leave that up to the world to decide I don't want to I don't want to I'm trying to disciple y'all imagination so zipping up is good but zipping down can be a little bit frustrating what are you talking about like it gets caught you know Like, up is smooth. Are you going to return it? No. Well, you still got the tag on it. Up is smooth, down is rough. It's like a little, like... What's the... Leave it up, leave it up. Space-like. When you're holding it like a ding-dong, you're supposed to grab it at the bottom of the zipper. Yeah, like this? Yeah. Steve, you probably can't see where it's going. That's the perfect spot. Yeah, pull and zip up. But make sure that your chin is up. Oh, yeah. I think Twitch is eating my messages. I don't know. I'm going to tell you something, folks. Somebody asked me about the pocket space in this thing. Let me give you a whole iPad mini up in there. Let me give you a little hint. iPad mini, where'd it go? Where'd it go? Not yours anymore. I never had it. Right there. The Deadflip Winter Coat review screen. If you, I mean, added bonus, right? Right. Should I go put mine on right now? I think. Should we talk about it? I mean, I think there could be an Amazon review aspect of this whole thing. Right. Amazon, if you're listening, I know you own Twitch now. Listen. We'll review whatever the frick you want. Yo, the Korg 12-button drum machine thing, that you can, if you're good at programming Apple stuff, you can make it do whatever you want. It's velocity-based, so you make sure you don't touch it like a ding-dong. Oh god, it works so well. So you're number two? Did you even touch it? I'm not sure you did. You hit the plastic, not the button. Yeah. Touch me or thumb doesn't do it. Go! Is it voice sensitive? Yes. Go. Go. Go. Nick, see, out. Okay, go. Stream go Stop Look what you can do with this thing This isn what it made for How much was this You know what Let me guess This had to be over Oh, contrary. Wow. No. Okay, no less than $99. Lower. Now if you say anything less than $50, I think you're a liar. What if I told you it was $15? $19.95. Oh, I was on the wrong list. You've got to be kidding me. The quality of this... The build. The build of this. The name Korg. K-O-R-G. Korg Nanopad is the word I think of when I think of quality electronics. Yeah. And now you're saying I could get this for a smooth $20? And if you're not a musician... Let me ask you something. Which I am not. Let me ask you something. I'm sure you paid a lot for shipping and handling. Well, it was free. Because you got Amazon Prime, right? Oh, my God. I'm out of here. But wait. Amazon sponsored a barrel review. They must have gotten you on the taxes. Well, oh wait. None on Amazon. None on Amazon. Really? Boom. Wait, do we get fucked on that? Very soon. I think Amazon's going to start charging us a date back. Oh, that's fine. So bye-bye, Kenpo. We will, yeah, dude, smooth. We will be updating our stream setup to include the Korg nanopad to show you folks how you program quickly these pads to change what's happening in campus. Now this beautiful camera that we've used for the overhead... These are the Logitech C920s. These have to cost a million dollars. You would think a million dollars. I would think for the how small it is and how great the video quality is. Right. Think about this if it came out in 1970. What would it cost? Unlimited money. Unlimited money. You can have that for an undisclosed price because I don't remember what it costs. Every time. We're so good. Wait, this stream will blow up if we just review the Amazon product. Yeah, right. Like, where did Ping Pinball? It's right there. All the cameras are set up. They're just standing there reviewing. All right, we're going to play Pinball. Jesus Christ. I did for a minute. All right, good luck, everyone. Because I got my mom's new tablet for a birthday. Okay, bye. Bye, lovers. Bye. Bye forever. I'm going to put your coat. Oh, thank you. All right, Chris before we're gonna play pinball. I apologize crystal got it started. That's my God what don't leave what are you doing? I'll play one-handed Drink, nerds. And with a beer. Oh, drink it again, nerds. Trouble, trouble. I'm trying to keep the channel up. Trying to look at the screen. And drink beer. Wow. I run us off then. Okay, here we go. You're saying bite a Nick? You don't want to talk to him. I can't. What? How? It's one handed. You want to see it with the other hand. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I don't know. Reflex. Reflex. Here's the deal, folks. I like to consider myself Mr. Rogers. Nick's more of the Mr. McFeely mailman kind of guy. He just pops in and out whenever he feels like it, you know. And I'm like Suzanne Summers. Was she on? She was on Grace Company. Okay. What other Mr. Rogers characters are there? I don't know. I only know Mr. Dress-Up. The Canadian Mr. Rogers. Mr. Dress-Up? Yep. Yo, Canadian Mr. Rogers. With that jacket? Are you the puppet master? I am the Yankee Bert. And she is the key master. There is no Dana. There is no Dana. No. Am I playing my ball? Yes. So that was a clench of an eight ball, folks. If you're following along, get your drink on. Ding dong. Get up in there. You make it look like Clocket Watch. Clocket Watch? Clocket or Chicken Stretch. Chicken Wire. Boy, you play a lot of Chicken Stretch. Meow. Quack. Got it. Ugh. Ugh. Mom. Park you in your parking lot. Cole, you only played Creature recently? Crap. Creature from the Black Lagoon? Yeah. Creature from the Black Lagoon. I really like the drinking game. So, Christopher, I'll go over the rules again for you. Just so everyone knows, the drinking rules on Hotshot. And they are, if anyone gets the 8-ball off the plunge, that's a drink. If you at any time get the 8-ball saucer, drink. If all the targets are knock down, drink. If you get a Lazarus ball, drink. If you tilt, you drink. And while you're waiting to drink, you should probably be drinking. Okay. Come on, baby. Love you, Katie. Break! I'll make sure to yell it for you so you know. Oh ho ho ho! What? That was convenient. Yeah. Ah, that felt good. Alright. Gozer the Gozerian. I'm more of a... Oh, here we go, hold on. Vigo the Carpathian fan myself. We actually have a giant painting of him in our studio here above the toilet. Of Vigo. And it's spooky, I have to say. It's spooky vapor. What happened? No, no, what? Hold on, we got this. Alright, so, so, Eve in the play field again. Do you want to do one handed? What do you want to do? One eyeball? One... Let's do one handed. One handed? Yeah. Alright, I'll start us off. Okay. Alright, good luck. Hello? You got this. depends and we don't have that many here in Helsinki. Yeah. Too early to drink at work here on the West Coast. Mark Sheridan, why are you on the West Coast? Yeah, why are you in Chicago? We live in Chicago. All right, one-handed hot shot. Here we go. No mercenary. Oh, oh, nope, oh, nope. I have no words. Clip. Whoa! Soldier boy killer. Soldier boy killer. Oh, dang. For work stuff? My man. You missed half res, dude. We streamed pinball from there. It didn't work that well. There you go. Careful. This game will tilt by you. Hmm. Hmm. What happened? You should have done it. Wait, let me... Here's what I recommend. Give me a second. Here's what I recommend. Yeah, stand in front of it and try to find it. Keep your hand sort of fluid. So when you watch Zach, the guy that taught us how to do this, let me stand here real quick. When he's playing one-handed, he's following the ball, judging where it's going to go so he can slap it. So he's not keeping... No, because if you're sitting right here, your reaction time is greatly reduced to come over here, here but you're sort of zipping back and forth it's like cut in half. Yeah. All right. Ten. Look at that. Mark Sheridan if you're in LA go to 82 that pinball bar. Or go to pins and needles and see Molly my hero. Well Molly's also the tech at 82. Did you hang out with her while she was here? No. I love Molly. Yeah we hung out at Expo and then we hung out a little bit at Logan our kid. Cool freaking dude. Break up, folks. That's an eight ball point. One hand attack. I'm a ding dong. Ding dong. One hand attack. It's like conducting. Yeah. He's telling me to go. Oh, I had that. Oh my goodness. All right. I'll make a sarsaparilla, please, on the rock. on the rocks. You got any of that two-city stuff for real? Yeah, Colcheck. Molly's place is the shit. I haven't been there personally, but I've seen plenty of photos, and Molly is an acquaintance of mine. Not like a super good friend, but we've spoken in detail about some pinballs. Oh, it was closed for us. All the drinks, folks. Remember to drink. Remember to call out the drink. Oh, right. You're fine. Don't worry about it. I'm too focused on my own fail. Don't fail. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's backwards. Yeah. Is Nick left-handed? Nick is a dummy. Oh, I don't know. No, I don't think he's left-handed. Big money. All the trucks and... Get in there. Oh, you pray. Yes. There we go. Kill it, bud. 44. Here we go. I enjoy my sarsaparilla pocket warm. Wait, what? What are you trying to say? I don't think that was a real sentence. I enjoy my sarsaparilla pocket warm. There you go, bud. Take a seat. Oh! The old oversight. Forty-five. Alright, here's what I'm going to do. I'll play one-handed with my non-dominant hand. Okay. That should slowly sound like it. Alright. It's, um, it's just me. I can't, I can't. Okay, do you want to... we can try using two hands and one hand. Yeah, throw me in. Because I suck. Alright folks. Crystal's doing two hands, I'm doing one. We'll see how this pans out. I just want to say... Yes. Cradle. Really? If it's moving slow enough like that, that right there, had you held the flipper up, it would have just rolled up here and then you would have had time to shoot it away instead of trying to shoot it on the fly. Just because we're getting a controller. Ta-da! That's about all the controller you're going to get on this game is if you can get it to slide up the frickin' inline. I thought that was going to tip off a little. All right, I think we did it. The new iPhones can record 240 frames a second in slow-mo. It's fun watching myself flip at that speed. Whoa. Come on, Crystal, tear this shit up. Yes. Delicate fingers. Oh, God. He just knows by the way he hits this gap here, it's gone. Love that sound, though. Love it. Oh, the ball's rolling on wood. Come on. High score. Holy shit. We're neck and neck, buddy. Dude, time-lapse pinball would look pretty sweet. You'd have to play for a while and probably not move the machine. I'm going to say you secured the phone to the machine. All right. Damn, that was your camera. Oh, you knocked the key down. All right, here we go. Here we go. All right. I want that eight ball. Not going to happen. Nope. Come on Ahhh. What a dink. Pinball! What a dink. I am much better at pinball when I am not in front of a camera and around cool people. Then you should be doing fine because you're only around cameras. Dink. Wait, why? Woo! Woo! Keep your booze in your inner pocket of your jacket. It's pocket warm. Pocket what? Pocket worm. Pocket worm. Well, that's, oh, that, oh. No, I had one more person. Oh really? I thought that it... You have to wait for it to finish thinking. You have to be patient. Crystal Gimnick. Crystal Gimnick. You got it. You're on the punch. Oh, you son of a beast thing. Son of a beast thing. Some of these things. Did we hit something? Oh, you did. What? You have to hit, yeah, you have a thousand points. Oh, for real? You have to absolutely hit nothing. What a load of horseshoes. Horseshoes. Lord of horseshoes. Lord of horseshoes. Lord of horseshoes. It's weird not being able to see the stream over here. Just keep the phone alive. Keep the phone alive. Oh, your battery's at 31%. That's fine. It was at 44 when we started. Aw. Chris O'Fora. Do I know this person? Um, I don't think we know them in real life. Well, they know how to spell my name right. That's pretty cool. Well, your name does show up on your badge there. That doesn't stop co-workers from spelling my name wrong. Chris? Chris? Here we go. One-handed. Hit. Pop. Whoop. See, like right now, if I wanted to like knee this out of anger, I would have started to do it. You would have got a... You'll get false patience. A DQ. DQ Ice Cream Blizzard. In Canada, they call them that. He said yes. He was cheating. Who was cheating? Reading your name. Oh. Mark Sheridan, you should be drinking and playing pinball, man. That's all life is about. I only work to afford this. To afford playing pinball and drinking. This is all I care about. That's all that matters in life. I'm going to go to the bathroom. All right. Crystal's going to go poop, so I'm going to play my ball. Oh, turned off my phone. I've been fake drinking this whole time. Alright, one-handed. I think if I play one-handed and I start getting drinking stuff, you guys should drink twice as hard. Maybe not, that's a little, that's asking a little much. You dingo! Oh! Anywho. Awesome, Mark, yeah. We have a digital pinball machine here. It's built into a full-size cabinet and it's just two monitors. But it's got like a tilt function and flippers and all that nonsense. nonsense but it just uh it's not the same man you miss the feel of like the the subtle rumbles of the game and stuff it's just like quiet it's not it's not very exciting all right she's back go for it buddy oh ball three big money no whammies this is it big money no whammies and boom Drink it up, folks. She nailed the plunge. Sit down. Drink. Sit down. Drink. Roll, roll. Drink. Oh, man. Knock them all down. Come on. Don't tell you needed the whole point. Here's an FYI on this. Never tell them. Ever. Because all your points come from what you drink. Really? All of them. 95% of them. Okay. Hitting a target right now would give me 500 points. When I drain, it gives me another 3,000 per target. Just let it go. Yes. Don't try to save it if you know you can't let it go without tilting. I didn't tilt it back anymore. Oh, also she tilted, so great job. I don't have any more. We have Miller Lite. Actually, there's fancier beers in there, too, in the fridge. I don't want any of these. Cough medicine for tilt. Oh, God. No, please. What is this screen turning into? God, no. I used to run away from another thing. Do you need another refreshment? Holy shit. Well, I got the plunge. Drink it up, folks. I'm the only stream that can't watch on Xbox? I don't understand that. Marie Kelly! I'm not sure why our stream doesn't show up on Xbox, that's weird. Oh, I left Crystal's face up. Y'all are playing some pretty great games and music out there. Yeah, right? Isn't that awesome? Wait, I forgot how I had this set up. Is it 12 that goes full screen? Are we done? No, we're not done. I'm just testing out the buttons. Man, this is so cool. I brought one. I wasn't sure if you wanted one. Oh, I'll drink one. Thank you, darling. Game over. All right, let's do this again. you are dominating this machine. I'll go first. How about that? Yeah. Full screen madness! One frame every two seconds. What? You... I don't know. I don't know. I don't... I am like the least technically inclined dude in the world. The fact that this works and I was able to program that stupid thing to do that it blows my mind How freaking dope is this it's a drum pad that does some shit Yeah, all you need is one frame every few seconds right hold on Cold November train. The boats are on Friday. So I'll have it up tomorrow. Wait, are there two people in? Yes, good. Nailed it. Oh, baby. Slap. Slap saves. That reminds me of this. Drunk. Oh, great. Hello. I saw this thing today. It was an old gif of Mickey Mouse with a pie cutter. And he's cutting a pie, and all of these pies come out, and they are all in perfect uniform shape. And the middle is missing, and the pie cutter is square. And so these people are like, well, why is the pie cutter square? And why is there no middle? And then somebody just replies, it's a mouse wearing pants. Yeah, because it gives me a freaking break. Thanks, Chris. Give me your cheese balls. Kill it. Keep it alive. Bring it. That's impossible, folks. Bing bong. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm just making you sweat, you guys. Yeah. Why? Why? Ding, ding. Marie Kelly, you... Hi, Marie. I love you. Marie, come on the stream when Crystal's here, and we'll just let you two play, and we'll just sit off, and Nick and I will just sit in the back and drink. Marie is, like, the best person. Yeah, she's right. She keeps trying to cook me food, but I keep getting too drunk to eat it. I don't, I don't. Shouldn't you be more inclined to? Right, like, who's that? Marisa's hello. Who's that? Yo, look, Nick and his peck to coat. Nick, you're back? Oh, you distracted me. No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Can I do it again? No, don't. You can't push this pinball machine like you do. I'll push? You just gotta... Oh, no. That, no, that would have been three times that. That would have been... I had no... That's who didn't tell us. Just gotta let it fall. Just gotta let it fall. I just can't even show off my coat. It's a meridian. That is all. Welcome back, Mr. Coat. Oh, also. Mr. Coat, welcome back, Mr. Coat. Drink, too. Can I have a drink? Fine. I want a whiskey in this coat. Where? Can I have a whiskey coat? I want a whiskey. Is that it? Pour some in my coat. Oh, man. It's that gorilla. I'm a test gorilla. Every time it hits the slings, drink. God. No. That's a... That's just an IV into your... Your board. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling. I hear a drum. Butt chugging. Oh, it's your drum. Oh, that's my baby drum set. Oh, so you just like gave up? No, I'm great. No, if you go to Nick's house, you get to play his real drum set. It's pretty great. I just, I grab it. Is that pocket warm? My buddy had my baby one. Hey, by the way, I'm Mr. Rogers and you're Mr. McFeely. Peter Thiele. Mr. Thiele. He's the Mr. McFeely. There's no McFeely. It's Mr. Thiele. I thought it was Mr. McFeely. No. Are you talking about the... The mailman. Oh, no. I'm thinking of the guy from the Topanga show. No. Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. I'm Mr. Rogers. You're Mr. McFeely, the mailman, who pops in randomly and leaves and keeps coming back and forth. Hey. What are we learning? Are we learning how to make crayons today? And that's all we learned how to make. That's cool. And I'm Mr. Dress-Up. The Canadian Mr. Rogers? The Canadian Mr. Rogers. Is that a Whiskey McFeely? Oh, then I want to be Whiskey Rogers. Aw, Whiskey Rogers. Yo, that sounds like a real country style. I could be Ryder for Christmas. Yeah. Ryder for Christmas. Because they drink rye in Canada, dog. Rye. This is good. When are we going to stop playing this pinball and just like joke? Right? Zing. Wingo. I don't know. Just joke around. Boy Meets World is what you were talking about. It's an American show. You're talking about Mr. Feely, who was across the fence and was the kid principal. Yeah, and he only saw that. No, you're picking up. Yeah, he only saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're talking about Wilson, the guy that lives in New Kansas City. He had a ball. Yeah, and he went, oh, all the time. He picked up an ocean and he watched it. It's the same show. It's all the same show. Right, and he put his hamper on there and he called him Mr. McFeely. Yeah, and then the ball got lost and he's like, Mr. McFeely. Exactly, and then he tried to eat a lobster, but he got sick because that's all he ate. That was a really good program. Yeah. Yeah. And then the smoke monster came and got him. Yeah, and it makes all that dot matrix noises. She calls it a program, not a movie. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, can I steal that? It got wet. I want to upgrade my... Uh-oh. How'd it get wet? My beard. Oh, what? Marie, we need help. What are you doing with a beard? Well, then... Oh, wait. It's okay. It worked. I think it's the bottom. It's just the bottom. That's what she said. Nick's bottom got wet. Bottom. I'm sorry, Nick. I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Listen, bigger, bigger problems have happened today. That's not the worst thing that's happened. Are we going to play pinball or what? Yeah, we're going to play pinball. Let's go. Jeez Louise. Jeez Louise. Um, wait, am I? You can play with a regular hand this time, Nick. Am I up? Are you a player too? Are you calling me Nick or are you calling me Jack? I don't know. You both have K's and A's and C's. K's and C's and N's and R's and P's. You can call me Kristen if you want to. Y'all need to visit Colorado. Why? Take the show on the road. Why? Well, Chris and Fora, in a couple weeks, we have a very serious announcement. Uh-oh. But we can't say anything until then. Chicago moving to Colorado? No, nobody's moving. The whole city? No one. Chicago, the entire city is moving to Colorado. What? Chicago-rado. You're not breaking the news about Colorado already, are you? Oh, dude, Chicago-rado. I told you to wait at least two weeks. How sticky is the, is it okay? It's like brand new now. It basically needed, like it needed... You need some Robert DeBruce astringent on the bag in order to make it. Yeah, it's perfect. And whoever brought those baby wipes in... Me. That was perfect. I'm not talking about those right now. They're the smartest thing. I just baby wiped it, and then baby wiped it? Yeah, there's a whole ring of them over there. Oh, okay. I'm not talking about those right now. I'm talking about the baby wipes. I'm talking about the baby wipes. I'm talking about the baby wipes. They're the smartest thing. I just baby wiped it? And then I baby wiped it? Yeah, there's a whole ring of them over there. Okay, my ball. I'm first, right? Yeah, but I don't know. It doesn't matter. The scores are the same. All right, let's get back to it. A season-ending wedding episode? Oh, God. I want this show to completely follow the rules of Saved by the Bell. So we'll eventually go to Hawaii. And there's going to be a wedding. And that lady will be on the show too. Bill's beer while we're doing the ECLSB. It's the worst thing that's happened. Yeah, that was bad. I shoot dirty looks with the people at headquarters Who put drinks on the fucking tables Yes or dance Because folks I sure you know this but if you do not never in any fucking circumstance should you put a drink on the glass of a pinball machine. Ever. Ever. Everything ever. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. That condensation, the glass on glass, all that, it's all freaking terrible for the game. My iPhone on the other hand is fine. It's cool. Screech! What are we doing? Where am I at here? They think that the secret that I have is a season-ending way for the show. Boring. Boring. Jump the shark at least. It's hard. They jump an actual shark? Yeah, you know I trouble I trouble wrapping my head around that say can you please It's the idea that the Somebody in the in the in the chat Not eloquent it's something Like what I would like when a show is not doing so well, so they do like a gimmick Oh, this cannot be Brad Smith because I will freak out. Because the show's over. The show's over. Bomb camp. What the? Who is it? We have a surprise guest at the end of the stream. Who is it? It's Brad Smith. What's the Canadian equivalent of jumping the shark? I think that's... I haven't hit one target. Jumping the shark? I think that's hopping the moose. Right? What's a dangerous thing out in Canada? Like black bears? Yeah. What's a dangerous aquatic animal? You are late, my friend. You're so late. Oh, shit. I'm sorry, dude. Traffic is ridiculous. Great. Well, we're more than happy to play longer. And I just lost a jack, so... Ladies and gentlemen, Brad Smith is here. And we're going to get really angry at some hot dogs. Yeah, Brad Smith! That's also a good way to get your anger out. I'm going to grab a bleach thing and wipe up this real quick. Talk to the screen. I can't. I don't know who you are. It's just me, Crystal. Throw that down the do, that's about as little. You got a plate? Yeah, that's alright. That was a, uh, a pretty good take on that part. I can't talk to the stream. That'd make me nervous. Why, Jack High Crystal, you're rocking it. Aww. Here, I did that. What'd you do? What have you done? What's happening? You've done this table. So Brad, it's very important to let the machine see you already did it. Yeah. God damn it. EM's got to do his thing before you can do your thing. We're ready. It's got three players. Not me. What do you mean? I don't want to go first. Not it? Not it, she says. All right. Well, I will start us off. Or they jump the target. The Canadian equivalent of jumping the target would be jumping the... The stream says welcome, friend. All right. Here we go. So. Oh, the plunger. It's a plunger. Yeah, I'm a little screwy. By the way, Brad's, Brad Button is that one right there. Brad Button. Okay, I'll wait. So me, Nick Doesn't Matter, Brad, Crystal. Dang, got to give your own show. So, okay, I'll go over the drinking rules again for Brad. You don't have to follow them if you don't want to. I'm getting pretty lit up. But if you hit the 8-ball here on the plunge, that's a drink. Anytime you get it in the 8-ball saucer, drink. Whenever you clear all the targets, that's a drink. When you get a Lazarus, which happens a lot, drink. And if you tilt, drink. That's it. Cool. Kill it. Kill it? I just had a business text message that I'm not going to read. I'm in no shape to... Here, watch it. Break it up, folks. That was an eight ball and a sponge. Oh, the slap saves are real. Not that one, though. All right, buddy. Kill it. Fire. Nope. Three hours of track, you better be nice to me. Drive for two hours just to come here and get to bed. Play this dream monster. Bing, bing. Everyone's quickly running out of beer. Or, Seth Burleigh, if you will. We got some people impressed with your IPA right from there, brother. Probably not accurate. I think it's higher. I update it every day. Yeah, you're 549. Yeah, we haven't got an expo. I'm also missing a few emporiums. What's that for? I did good in classics. I did not do well in the main turn. I did good in classics and I did not do well in the main turn. So, I spoke about it. I was there from 10 a.m. to 11 p.m. trying to get in on the last day. Wow. Jeez, dude. No slaps. Fall 1, Fall 2 is just a game. Fall 3 is where you need to map the house. Fall 1 and 2, you're just feeding the machine. Brad, what's your favorite table? Preacher. Preacher from the Black Lagoon. That's going to be the question for all your guests, that's for sure, yeah. What's all your favorite tables? Also, where did he get his jacket? So, you're wearing a jacket, I'm assuming. Yes. And where'd you buy it from? I don't remember. What? What do you have in your pocket? Oh, is that another number? I don't remember. Right on. JCPenney, folks. If I had to pick a favorite table, it's ACDC. Yeah, that's a second for me. Yeah. What's your first creature? Creature? Yeah. ACDC is really up there for me. There might be one ahead of ACDC that I can't think of. Break it up, folks. That's an eight ball on the plunge. But I cannot think. You frigging crap. That's exactly what you do. Crystal, what's yours? It's one thing for balls to fly to the outland, but for them to float to the outland, I would not be able to do anything about that. My favorite is probably ACDC. ACDC? Yeah. There's just something about that game. You can just, it's different every time. No. I really, really, really like Medieval Madness. Medieval Madness is a blast. It's kind of a tie. Just press really fucking hard. Oh, great. Dude, honestly, that's never changed for me. Blow it up. I got the last one. Who, me? Your book. Really? Oh, Crystal. Get it together, man. Oh! I was in the program with a third manipulation to this drum pad using AppleScript to control cam twist to fucking light up what's happening. So like the more third pop up like Seriously, like it's like you enjoy it kind of deal or whatever you want to call it? The what? Like, you want it to, like, map a joystick to a game that doesn't support it? Like, the joy-to-key kind of deal? Actually, this is all AppleScript, so what I do is I use an inspector to find, like, what is functioning when I'm, like, mousing over stuff, so I can find, like, the actual bit code. I don't know the terminology for, like, what that button is. And then I have something else that was allowing me to read what information was coming from these buttons, and you just link it to some AppleScript, and we're good to go. Hey, are you ready? Yeah. My man. We're out. Wait. Are you sure? All right, let's try this again. Good job, buddy. Nerd. All right, I'm grabbing another beer. Who goes first? Oh, my man. Green goes first? Green. Oh, man. Are we doing the 2-1-0? Let's keep track of this shit. Let's pull up the rule sheet here. So, let's see, we've got Jack, Crystal, and Brad. Who took second in that, Dino? I did? Crystal won? Yep. Brad. Alright, Crystal. Come on, Crystal! Winner goes first. Oh, you put it in? We're ready to go. Plunge that shit. Every time they go into nerd mode, drink. What is nerd mode? I guess that's me talking about how I set up the programming for this craft. What? Oh, okay. Jack, drop that. It can go down. Yeah, yeah. You can kiss him. You can kiss him. You gotta hit him. in them. There you go. No, don't take your hands off. Oh my God. Alright, we got this. Apple script equals from the street, yo. Yo, man. You know what it is. From the street. You got that song in your head, don't you? It's so good! If I knew the videos weren't going to get muted, I'd totally play some bands in here. Fudge, you fucking fudger! Yeah, I like fudge. Keeping it real. Tasty. Oh, that actually scared me for a second. I thought that was my fire alarm. Okay, one, two, three. Ding dong. Why did you do that? I could have a ball and a rubber, please. That's great. Thank you. Three, two, one. Wow, good guy. Balls. Look. Slamming. Beautiful. Yeah, you know, I honestly have the same problem. I always shoot right where there isn't a target. Nicely done. Alright, we're in school. Alright, we got a close game going on so far. We need to play around and around. Shaded. Yeah. We're playing so well at the The machine can't handle it. It's heating up. Come on. I'll kiss it a little harder. Just like that. There you go, bud. Nice. I think you've got gypsies. 12 and 13 are acting up. 12 and 13 are acting up. Come on. Love you. As a heads up, folks, the board, 12 and 13 count light up all the time. Hell yeah, that was good, man. You took my hat. I think I reached my two and a half beer, what is it? Your peak, your pinball beer scale. No, you can drink about 30 Miller lights before there's any problem. Roberts What's the best rule to use? Oh frick, here we go. Ohhhh, Jack! Quit! Stop that. Oh, God, that was a mistake. I thought I was going to tap that thing over, and it did not hit. Jason managed to call three. Yeah, no kidding. I'm going to finger the heck out of this game. Oh, that's me explaining the drinking game. No more fingering in the game, please. What's one pinball fundamental that all players should learn? Don't flip both flippers at the same time is very important. Never ever. And I guess the number one rule is don't flip. The more you can trust that ball to bounce. I'll do a demonstration of the dead flip here in a moment. which is like a vital, vital skill to learn in pinball. Good job, Matt. And a super vital skill to learn on an old EM like this. Yeah, the old dead flip? Yeah. You know it's going to work. It's very nice. Oh, yes. But some of these games, they're kind of worn out. Sometimes the ball won't bounce. Very good indeed. It'll just die. Yeah, you know what? We're going to play this tomorrow until we roll it over. We will not stop streaming until then. Oh, man. That's great. Oh, and drink. We don't have anyone lined up for tomorrow. Nice job, Brad. You can roll it over in this game. Take it home, buddy. Lazarus! I'm so busted on this game. Dude, honestly, it's the most imbalanced. It's out of control. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, nice. Oh, God. Stop. Big drink coming. Big drink coming. The old drink test. Oh, you're good. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Control. The other thing you're lucky is the fundamental footwork skill is dropping the flipper at you. Oh, yeah. Also, yeah, definitely, once you flip, do not keep holding the flipper. This isn't Mario Brothers. It doesn't make you jump higher. You want to flip and let go of it. Not a big deal on the end, but faster. Right. Because when that thing's moving quick, there's even some shots on like, is it, not Adam's Family, is it Adam's Family? There's some shots that have like an upper flipper that will screw you. What game am I thinking of that has a top upper right flipper that you want to shoot but sometimes it gets in the way if you don't drop it fast enough? Twilight Zone? It might be Twilight. No, it's not Twilight. That's a super small, very... No, it's not Twilight. It's not Twilight. You almost never shoot at that. Yeah, that's true. Alright, come on. Magic 8-Ball. Oh, I hate you. Don't drink. I just... Star Trek. I just... Yeah! You're making both Star Trek and Stargate names. Star Trek, Congo, Tron, Twilight. Oh, Congo. Oh, Congo. Love it. Come back here. I'm here! Oh, don't you dare. I had a dream the weekend at the Emporium that somebody had bought a combo for, I think it was Emporium, one of the Emporiums. Okay. Wait, there's like a bit of a bug here. Don't give it to Jack. Okay, there's Brad. Okay, that's good. I didn't know that. What happened? Oh yeah, Scoop opens the gate. No, it's not Monopoly. What the crap is this game? It's a game where it's... The numerals are... Who cares, whatever. Anyway, just go with the flow. When you do it, you want to let it go. There's no reason to hold it, because you can only screw it up. It also affects your ability to hit behind the screen. It looks like you got it, Brad. Oh, come on, dude. That is fantastic. Come on, take it home. Wow. Go, go, go. Is it? No. Wow, beautiful. That was close. I got third. All right, so Brad took it. Nice job, Brad. My man. Brad gets two. Crystal got third? No, Crystal beat me. You got last. Aww, I got last. Crystal is whooping us. Just like get electrocuted by the corn door after a while. Yeah, right? No, you're fine. There shouldn't be any electrocution problems. How come Brad's pick is looking down on all of us? Because he's the man. It was a rock climbing photo that I found, because I couldn't find any better photo of him. But, yeah. He's shaming all of you with his pinball skills. That's a drink, folks. Where's your beer? Oh, he still did! Two drinks. You're up next. Two drinks, everyone. This is not, this is not glass, that's for sure. Drink again, no! God damn. I completely agree, I need to hook up some like sounds to this thing too. You drink. Yeah, drink. Tilt, point, and scoop. Yeah. Dude, way to keep track, folks. All right, here we go. Seriously. That is not completely the last. It's composite. It's old diapers that have been melted down. Ah, Miller Love. Well, there's the lowest point you can get on the game. And point. Ouch. No, absolute zero. I did that. I didn't know that was possible. We're here for you. Thanks for keeping track. How do you do? Oh, my bike. Nice. Good. My bike recycled. Oh, no. Listen, only fall rematches. I walked away on a half-way through that. Yeah. Don't tell. Getting some more diaper beer. There's better beer than that. I know. Don't be drinking that diaper beer. Love you. Get it. No, no, no, no, no. Just like a gentle little peck on the cheek. Just like a little meow from the kitten. What? Oh. That 80 station is awesome. Do not shake the mic. I will not. You need these points. Yeah, we like to rickroll ourselves here. Cool. Good ball, buddy. I'm going to give you a... I got a target. I got a target. Dude, this game is pretty good. I just want to be human. Oh baby, nice. Good. Don't tell me you're too non-closey. Oh no. That was a stupid leap. Don't miss. Very bad. I might just be screwed anyway. Nice trust buddy. Oh really? Bam! Oh the last turn! Drink it up folks. This game loves to give that ball back. It's not a control. You notice that, whatever you guys had your last turn with, that it was like, coming back home. Yep. Awesome. Ring the bell. Oh no dude! You killed it! No! No! You can't do anything to this. You have to just let it happen. Let it go! Let it go! Is that a song? It's a Frozen song. You know what? I've seen every Disney movie except for that one. It's good. Is it really so good, though? Adorable. Okay, did you watch the video of the girl that did that Let It Go song, but it was like, let me poop or something? No. It was remarkable. I know what you're talking about. It's not let me poop, it's like... Let me flush or fart or... It's something poop related. Really? Because she talks about flushing and stuff like that. Huh, I haven't heard that one. Let me poop, let me poop. Is somebody bothering her toilet time? No, she's like fucking 11 and she does a pretty good job I gotta say. It's pretty good. Let me poop. Wake up folks. Barks. Ahhh. I gotta say, the guy in the back left is a whole ensemble of kind of... The pink vests. It just looks like everyone's dead and their souls are like... They're running out. Crystal wins again. Girl, you are... So Crystal has five points. Who took second? Okay, cool. So Brad, you and I are tied. Crystal has more than our stories combined. It's a two-beer singer. It's a two-beer singer! Let me poop. Yes, let me poop. It's totally let me poop. I've heard the one where it's like all of the songs in different languages. There's, uh, okay. Right on. Alright, load us up here, buddy. Weaving the boots. Yeah. Oh, they're just not on it. And there's the cup holder. There you go, bud. Alright, you're the wiener, so take it home. You need to have a little bit of room in your mind. You need to. I'm a lady. The only reason this is so tight is because... Hey, ball train! ...from the tournament. Hey, that was a drain. And we knew Wazzy liked to just rattle these things. He scored a cheater. Cheater? Yeah. He got all kinds of... I'm trying to plunge on Spider-Man, who's giving you like 50 points. Like, he's just going to do that all day. Like, 50 points? 50 points. You know how long that would take? You know what? I guess if you plunge the 8-ball... There's a drink. If you plunge the 8-ball and then it bounces back up there from the top, I reckon that's still the point. Let me poop. Let me poop. Eggshells, friend. Eggshells. Egg shells, friend, egg shells. I need to set up all this stuff to do shit, too. Like beatboxing? That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. We're most horrible people. Oh, yeah, it's called GEMNICH. It's not GEMNICH as originally pronounced. In this game you've got so much fruit, so you're just pointing to targets. Yeah. Just swinging the ball in that general direction. Boots and cats. Boots and cats. I like boots and pants. I like boots and cats. Go, Jack. Oh, baby. Let me say something. We have not tilted this much all week. I'm just trying to get out of that section drunk. Here we are. That's a tilt, folks. Completely on accident. Drink it up. Not on purpose. Egg show. Alright, here comes a ball play. Let me go look. Let me go look. Oh, here's the old ring around. The old ring around. Come on. Hey, we're all healthy. Hey, there's a fucking lady present. A lady present? Yeah. Lady. Madam. Here we go. All the points. In the spot that doesn't matter. Nothing will happen. Oh, no! Mom? Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom? Mom? Stop hitting that. You love those 10 points. 10 points. Hold on. Look at those beautiful lights. Oh, wipe it down. No! Sounds like Christmas. Let me poo. Alright. I asked when you were going last. You won, but you were going first. Yeah. You won last time. Pretty sure I lost. Oh, I don't know. You went first anyway, though. I went first. No, I went second. Okay, I guess the point, it doesn't really matter. The point is pretty much the same. We'll give you a thousand points. When the sarsaparilla's flowing, there ain't no knowing who's been going first. I lose big time.

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