# World Cup Soccer '94 (Bally 1994) 06/24/15

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-07-02  
**Duration:** 103m 22s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Z_WGmbDlM

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## Analysis

DeadFlip streamer Jack Danger plays World Cup Soccer (Bally 1994) on a live Twitch stream, demonstrating gameplay mechanics while engaging heavily with chat. The stream showcases his personal pinball arcade studio in Chicago with 12 machines and his partnership with Stern Pinball. Numerous technical issues plague the broadcast, including malfunctioning hotkeys and audio problems from streaming equipment.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] DeadFlip has 12 pinball machines in his studio located in Chicago's Fulton Market area — _I am in my studio deep underground. We have 12 machines here._
- [HIGH] DeadFlip is ranked 1000 in the world for competitive pinball and competes in the world tournament every year — _I compete in the world tournament every year and because of Twitch I get paid to play pinball so I guess that makes me a Pro. I am only ranked 1000 in the world_
- [HIGH] DeadFlip partnered with Stern Pinball, which drops off machines for streaming including The Walking Dead — _We Are Pinball partnered with Stern Pinball. The company that's still making pinball machines. They drop off machines like the Walking Dead back here._
- [HIGH] A brand new Stern pinball machine costs approximately $7,000 — _A brand new Stern might cost you about $7,000, or you could find an old EM for a couple hundred bucks._
- [MEDIUM] DeadFlip and another person (Nick) designed animations for The Wizard of Oz pinball and designed Jersey Jack Pinball's back-end systems for future machines — _myself and Nick, who's also here, we did the Wicked Witch animations on The Wizard of Oz. We also designed all of Jersey Jack Pinball's back end stuff for all the future machines._
- [MEDIUM] There are only one to three major companies left making pinball machines, with Stern Pinball being the only major one — _Bally is no longer a producer of pinball machines, unfortunately. No longer a producer. There's only two or three companies left in the world making pinball machines. There's only one major company making pinball machines left. That is Stern Pinball._
- [HIGH] World Cup Soccer (1994) was designed by John Papaduke — _this game was designed by John Papaduke, a very amazing pinball designer_
- [HIGH] DeadFlip streams Monday through Friday at 5pm Central Standard Time from his Chicago studio — _I do this Monday through Friday. 5 p.m. Central Standard Time because I'm in Chicago._

### Notable Quotes

> "I compete in the world tournament every year and because of Twitch I get paid to play pinball so I guess that makes me a Pro."
> — **DeadFlip (Jack Danger)**, ~mid-stream
> _Clarifies DeadFlip's professional status and business model as a pinball content creator_

> "There's only one major company making pinball machines left. That is Stern Pinball."
> — **DeadFlip (Jack Danger)**, ~mid-stream
> _Industry consolidation statement about remaining pinball manufacturers_

> "We Are Pinball partnered with Stern Pinball. The company that's still making pinball machines. They drop off machines like the Walking Dead back here."
> — **DeadFlip (Jack Danger)**, ~early-mid-stream
> _Confirms streaming partnership and equipment supplier relationship with Stern Pinball_

> "myself and Nick, who's also here, we did the Wicked Witch animations on The Wizard of Oz. We also designed all of Jersey Jack Pinball's back end stuff for all the future machines."
> — **DeadFlip (Jack Danger)**, ~mid-stream
> _Reveals DeadFlip's involvement in game design and animation for major manufacturers_

> "A brand new Stern might cost you about $7,000, or you could find an old EM for a couple hundred bucks."
> — **DeadFlip (Jack Danger)**, ~early-mid-stream
> _Provides pricing context for new vs. vintage pinball machines_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| DeadFlip | person | Pinball streamer, content creator, competitive player ranked 1000 in world, operates arcade studio with 12 machines in Chicago, partner with Stern Pinball, designer of Wizard of Oz animations and Jersey Jack systems |
| Jack Danger | person | Real name/streaming persona of DeadFlip; 6'7" tall, based in Chicago, Twitch streamer Monday-Friday 5pm CST |
| Stern Pinball | company | Major pinball manufacturer, only major remaining company making new machines; partners with DeadFlip for content and machine placement |
| Jersey Jack Pinball | company | Pinball manufacturer; DeadFlip designed back-end systems for future machines |
| Bally | company | Historic pinball manufacturer, no longer producing machines; manufacturer of World Cup Soccer '94 |
| Bally Midway | company | Publisher/distributor of World Cup Soccer pinball (1994) |
| World Cup Soccer '94 | game | Bally/Bally Midway soccer-themed pinball machine from 1994, designed by John Papaduke, today's stream featured game |
| John Papaduke | person | Pinball designer credited with World Cup Soccer '94 |
| The Walking Dead | game | Stern Pinball game featured at DeadFlip's studio, provided via Stern partnership |
| The Wizard of Oz | game | Pinball machine featuring animations designed by DeadFlip and Nick |
| Metallica | game | Stern pinball machine mentioned as in DeadFlip's arcade studio |
| AC/DC | game | Stern pinball machine with Pro and Premium editions mentioned in studio inventory |
| The Simpsons | game | Data East pinball machine in DeadFlip's studio |
| Twilight Zone | game | Pinball machine in DeadFlip's studio |
| Tron | game | Stern pinball machine in DeadFlip's studio |
| Bram Stoker's Dracula | game | Pinball machine outside DeadFlip's studio |
| Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory | game | Stern pinball game, Standard Edition, previously at DeadFlip's studio via Stern partnership |
| IFPA | organization | International Flipper Pinball Association; operates world rankings and tournament system; DeadFlip competes in IFPA tournaments |
| Nick | person | Worked with DeadFlip on Wizard of Oz Wicked Witch animations and Jersey Jack Pinball back-end design |
| We Are Pinball | organization | DeadFlip's streaming brand/content organization; maintains partnership with Stern Pinball |
| Fliptronic | organization | Another pinball arcade/streaming venue mentioned in relation to games available to play |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Pinball streaming content creation, Competitive pinball and IFPA rankings, Pinball arcade studio operations, Stern Pinball partnership and equipment
- **Secondary:** Pinball machine pricing and market, Game design and animation for pinball, Industry consolidation and remaining manufacturers
- **Mentioned:** Twitch streaming culture and chat engagement

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.75) — DeadFlip maintains high energy and enthusiasm throughout despite significant technical difficulties. Consistently positive toward community, fans, and games being played. Minor frustration with equipment failures and game mechanics, but overall tone remains upbeat and entertaining.

### Signals

- **[business_signal]** DeadFlip maintains active partnership with Stern Pinball that includes regular equipment placement at his arcade studio for streaming content (confidence: high) — We Are Pinball partnered with Stern Pinball. The company that's still making pinball machines. They drop off machines like the Walking Dead back here.
- **[community_signal]** DeadFlip runs regular streaming schedule (Monday-Friday 5pm CST) showcasing different machines weekly with gameplay tutorials and rules explanations (confidence: high) — I stream a new pinball machine every single week a different machine every single week and I show people how to do certain flipper maneuvers
- **[market_signal]** Industry consolidation claim: Stern Pinball stated as only major remaining pinball manufacturer, with 1-3 total companies still producing machines (confidence: medium) — There's only two or three companies left in the world making pinball machines. There's only one major company making pinball machines left. That is Stern Pinball.
- **[personnel_signal]** DeadFlip (Jack Danger) has involvement in game design and animation, specifically credited with Wizard of Oz animations and Jersey Jack Pinball back-end system design (confidence: medium) — myself and Nick, who's also here, we did the Wicked Witch animations on The Wizard of Oz. We also designed all of Jersey Jack Pinball's back end stuff for all the future machines.
- **[market_signal]** New Stern pinball machines priced at approximately $7,000; vintage/used machines available from couple hundred dollars depending on era and condition (confidence: high) — A brand new Stern might cost you about $7,000, or you could find an old EM for a couple hundred bucks. It really depends on what the game is.

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## Transcript

 Hole in teeth, trying to get this damn thing to work. Hole in teeth. And now my shortcuts don't work. Man, everything just falling apart. Hey folks, can you hear me? Can you see me? Can you hear and see me? Oh, this is low. Someone having a party in here? Last night? What is up, internet? Donate to new hardware, please. We're having some issues. Holy crap, that sucked. Issues. He can't seem to get hooked. Oh, Jaden, thanks for the host, man. Is that a ping pong table? That is a ping pong table. And the source of one of the problems with our hardware right now. Oh, brother. Oh, brother. My, uh... I don't even know what's going on anymore. Everything just went crazy. hotkeys yeah why aren't these working so this yeah not working oh well solon what's up welcome welcome good evening pinheads and welcome back to dead flip pinball today is day three on world cup soccer this is a game that came out in 1994 uh by bally midway it's a soccer themed pinball machine solon thanks for the follow man um theme aside this game was designed by John Papadiuk, a very amazing pinball designer, and this game's a lot of fun. So without further ado, let's just jump into it and start banging out some scores here. Why aren't my shortcuts working? Oh, I know why. There we go. Oh, baby. Does everything look good? Whoa, slow dad what's up thanks for the follow buddy um did oh roy sorry about the uh moobot stuff man all right on days like today i have it so only subs can post links um or else the chat is gonna turn to just garbage um dude i was at emporium last night why didn't you go chuck wagon here's a funny story uh so laura and i were driving we're driving we're driving, we're driving. Dude, Holt, what's up, buddy? And we drove right past Emporium, and we got to another bar, and we're sitting there, we're drinking, and we're like, what? We were going to do something. DJ, what's up, buddy? And we just completely forgot to go. What's up, Mike? Thanks for coming. All right, guys, let's play some World Cup soccer. The follow train Whoa, D.Y., what's up? Thanks for the follow, buddy Uh, thank you, thank you, thank you D.Y., Ginge Daphne, DJ Fuso Yo, hey there What's up? Thanks for the follow This game's all about shooting the goalie when the goalie's lit Scooter Dooter? My man. Thanks for the Falarino. It's a little loud. What Mike? Did I just find another secret by opening the door? It screws with the the goals? Oof. What's up, Horth Chronic? Chronic. I had to pull a lot of strings to get this on the front. Yeah right Zentron, thanks man. Toma darodomoroska. World Cup 94, Bulgaria fourth place, never forget. RIP. Yeah, Vickit, no kidding. Unfortunately, I don't remember this. I didn't watch the World Cup in 94. I don't think I've seen the World Cup ever. This This is the extent of my soccer knowledge is playing this pinball machine. 707 viewers. We ain't got 700 viewers. We got 7 viewers and your counter's screwed up. I has never gay. Does that mean you've never been happy? Come on, dude. I think that's what that word means. Keep doing what you do, man. Aw, thanks, eh? Really bad gamers. Oh, thanks for following me really bad. Are you saying you only follow really bad gamers? Awesome Master! You are the master of awesome. And you have the X's around your name, which is cool, too. You need to start watching soccer, man, I know. Baseball? What's up, baseball? You came here for the... Oh my god, my life. Okay, we need control here. That's not... Control, please. Billy Bob! What's up? Zenosha! Hell yeah, thanks. I'm on the front page. What's up, Psalm? You spelled your incorrectly. That's fine, though. I don't hate. I'm having the worst time getting this ball in the frickin'... Oh, screw that crap. Last-a-dude! My man, with two months in a row. Thank you very much. I love you and your face. Awesome. Who Janus? Aw, guys, I'm getting roasted. The subs are real, folks. I love you. Alright, we got this, kids. Yo, drop ya, mate. What's up? Folks, I need some flippers up for the subs, please. Easy. What's up, buddy? Come on, bud. Live. Jerk. Phase. What's up, phase? Oh, man. So, I think the batteries or something freaked out on this game because the settings got screwed up. Destiny Lover. Thanks for coming, man. Creep it in. What you got? And we're... He's not unbeatable. He's just doing his job. Booyah. Not you, Deadflip. You roasted that one guy with bad grammar. Oh, okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I was like, oh. I'm already making front page enemies. Who's joining you tonight? Titan Pinball, you're joining me tonight. Get here, man. What's up, Kim? Thanks for the follow, man. JG Creative. Alright, folks, so... All of you Gnostics, Atheists, and Devil Worshippers deserve to be put to death. Welcome to the internet, folks. This is incredible. Just some Dota. Just some Dota. 1K viewer hype? Hell yeah, Hugh Janus, thanks. How long are you going to play? I intend on playing for at least a couple more hours. We just got started. Hello, everybody. I love you. I love you. I love your faces. You all smell great. I'm sure you dress incredibly well. My mom said to make more friends, and that's why we're on the homepage. Oh, Grumpy Gamer. You look like a Swedish comedian called Henrik. If I knew any Swedish, I would definitely speak in said language. Hello, Jamie, Shadow, thanks for the follow. Alright, guys, we are... Hold on. I'll greet people in a moment. I'm in the middle of some big stuff right now. I think I've played this pinball machine. Dude, this is a great machine, guys. Like, crazy good machine. And this is probably the best World Cup Soccer you'll find. TMT Squeeze. How old am I? How old do I look? I'm old enough to be on Twitch and young enough to be on Twitch. Oh, my God. Chubby Turtles, what's up? How long have you been playing today? Actually, not very long. But in general, I've only been playing pinball for about four years. McFireplays, what's up? What's up? You think I'm 24? That's very kind of you. I am not 24. Felix, hello. Booyahshaka. Yeah, what's up? Dude, Cryptic Zombies, my man. Thanks for the follow. You know what's really hard to do, Internet? Is, um, play pinball and read the chat at the same time. It's actually almost impossible. You need me. Are you straight? Biohazard. Hey, everybody. Man, everyone's here. And I love you all. We'll all make out later. Thanks for the follows. you better you mother oh my god fireproof what's up the wardens i drink haterade don't drink haterade that's bad for you also people don't like hater raiders i think is what it's called jamie thanks for the follow hello friends lagman nato veda what's up we love you too jack ah So my goal on this machine is about three and a half billion is what we're trying to hit. Deft hands, what's up, man? Makeout sesh. We're going. We're going hard on the makeouts, guys. Don't you forget it. Pinball tables, as you may not know, are just huge beds for making out on. Boopshah. Hi, ZA Gaming, what's up? Hey, dude. What's up? Just learned about Twitch. This is indeed a diverse site. Greetings from Denmark. Well, welcome to Twitch. Denmark is a place I've never been and I would like to visit. And you came to the right place because now we're playing pinball. Oh, God. I am so dead. Calm the frick down. My life is over. Kirkies. You're awesome, man. Just be positive. Don't worry about the rest, man. I don't worry about anybody. I don't even worry about myself. That's why I'm drinking Miller Genuine Draft. Swag Baron. And G. Breads. Played several cool tables. You're on the homepage. Yay, I like being on the homepage. Dear homepage, my name's Jack. I play pinball every day. Every day, folks. If you're new to the stream, I do this Monday through Friday. 5 p.m. Central Standard Time because I'm in Chicago. We do this for a couple of hours, but yeah, like every weekday, we are here waiting for you, you, to watch me. And usually there's people here, but today we're just taking it easy. Play pinball. What's up, Pertman? So who's dropping by? Nobody. Greetings from Taipei, Taiwan. Holy farts, dude. How are you? What time is it there? It's got to be crazy late. in Taiwan? I would imagine it's super crazy late. Omni Micro. Jack, you don't need to visit Denmark. Aw. You don't need to visit Denmark. Wait, are you trying to reverse psychology me? Like I'm supposed to visit Denmark? I swag never. Cool Cat, what's up? Greetings from North Carolina. Hell yeah. 6.13am. Dude, it is 5.13pm here in Chicago. You got a lot of K's and R's and C's in your name. I live in Texas. Oh, hell yeah. I've been to Texas once. It was fun. Come on, baby. Get in there. Oh, screw you. Get it. Get it. Oh, you suck. You suck. You suck. Today may not be about big scores, folks, but I'm trying to read all the Chatterinos here. Pop it. Live, dummy. Come on. Come on. Greetings from Israel. Why are you a rabbit? LeBron Dota? Hello? Hello, LeBron. Hey, do you know anything about Georgia County? No, I do not. Wisdom Crafter, hello. I'm from Puerto Rico. Oh, that's awesome, Tolum. I am born and raised in Chicago, Illinois, in the good old U.S. of A. This is, holy crap, $5 from North Haverbrook. Says this channel, this is the channel I've been dreaming of. Brother, dream bigger. Dream badder. And thank you for supporting this stream. I love you. I actually am in love with you. It's true. You can ask anybody. I was just talking about you the other day. I was like, man, that dude's not calling me back. Or lady, you know, either way. Pessive, what's your high score? On this machine, I think my high score is only about 3.5 billion with a B. But it is hard to play and do crap at the same time. QA Biazzo, yes, this is my studio. We have 12 machines here. 12 freaking pinball machines. rich extraction to play come on baby xbox plays my man thin crust or deep dish oh man it's all about how i'm feeling i will say a big freaking slice of deep dish pizza is on point though uh it is a whole meal mem what's up thanks for the follow buddy you the business How long did it take for you to get all your machines? All these machines have been It took about four years to get all the machines that are in here Also, we are partnered with Stern Pinball The company that's still making pinball machines They drop off machines like the Walking Dead back here We had a Wonelly Big Juicy Melons before that And a WWE Tay, thanks for the follow, buddy. Who's from Hungary? Oh, Anonymous, what's up, dude? I saw your name in the midst of all the craziness. Brian is awesome. I see what you did there. You just made me say your name and then bet you're awesome. Brian. Damn it, Brian. You're awesome at tricking people more than the weekend. How much does a machine cost? It depends on the machine. It depends on the condition of the machine. that depends on the era of the machine. A brand new Stern might cost you about $7,000, or you could find an old EM for a couple hundred bucks. It really depends on what the game is. BJ, thanks for the follow. Guys, the follow freaking hype is out of control right now. Home Run In versus, oh, it's better than Uno's? Pika, thanks for the follow, buddy. So do you play pinball professionally? what constitutes professional pinball? I compete in the world tournament every year and because of Twitch I get paid to play pinball so I guess that makes me a professional I am only ranked 1000 in the world man what's up? do you have a gaming channel? this is what I do I stream a new pinball machine every single week a different machine every single week and I show people how to do certain flipper maneuvers how to blow up certain machines. And once I'm done saying hi to everybody, I will explain what the hell I'm doing. Like Santa. Santiago! Oh, my God. You get follows because I'm here. Jamie. Aw, thanks, buddy. The Eggman says, Have you ever played Wizard of Oz Pinball Table? You know, The Eggman, what's funny about that is myself and Nick, who's also here, we did the Wicked Witch animations on Wizard of Oz. We also designed all of Jersey Jack's back end stuff for all the future machines. In fact, the Wicked Witch was shot right where this pinball machine is standing. Minute, what's up? Thanks for it. This is an awesome streaming idea. I love it. Thanks, Ripsaw. You're awesome for watching it. I'm just, I can sense that something bad's about to happen here. Because I can't hit that freaking shot. Thank you. Deep Dish or Pin Crust? Yeah, I said it. It really depends, man. Is your favorite song Pinball Wizard by The Who? ZA Gaming, funny story. I freaking hate that song. Take that song, like download it onto a disk drive, light that thing on fire, and then put it out by pissing on it, man. I don't have anything against The Who, but I do not like that song. What part of Chicago are you from? You're in Skokie? Oh, hell yeah. Um, the studio that I'm in is located in the Fulton Market, like, meatpacking district area. We're deep underground. Deep! You son of a... Come on, man! Oh my god, my life is over. Internet, I love you guys. Thanks for coming. Holy crap. Are you, uh... It's nice to meet you. My name's Jack. Hey, how you doing? Get up there. Don't get it twisted, folks. It's actually all pre-recorded. I recorded this last night. I just anticipated all of you following today. Do you work for Bally's? Bally is no longer a producer of pinball machines, unfortunately. No longer a producer. There's only two or three companies left in the world making pinball machines. There's only one major company making pinball machines left. That is Stern Pinball. L33T, what's up, Leet? Thanks for the follow, man. How do you get the most points on pinball machines? It depends on the machine. Oh, on this machine. It's all about shooting the goals, getting the multiball, and keep annihilating the goalie. Aja, what's up? Thanks for the follow. Only 1,600 people here, no pressure. I'm not sweating, Zigzag. I might go horse trying to talk to everybody. Apples. I think that said apples. Okay, live. Stop. Good save. You mother. Siege iPad. Remember, all of them are your mom. Exactly. All of you folks are just fake accounts made by my mother so that I don't feel sad and alone when I'm sitting on the internet. Like, official Jihadian or Jaden. Hold on, it's all the mills out there. Where in Chicago are you playing this machine? I am in my studio deep underground. We have 12 machines here. I'm standing next to a Data East Simpsons, a Stern Metallica Pro, a Twilight Zone. We have a Bally Radical back there, a Stern Walking Dead. We have a Hotshot by Gottlieb. outside we have a uh bram stoker's dracula a acdc premium by stern a tron stern some other stuff i don't know we got some games here silence oh yeah you could just do the the machine thing that works too i'm in the west loop dead flip what's your favorite machine pre multiball crap pre multiball man. It would have to be Stern Stargazer. Did you see that crap just now? Stern Stargazer. It's amazing. We do not have a Star Trek, unfortunately. I would like to have one. We do not have one. Engineer Bob. The best engineers are named Bob. Bob-a-Bob. He has to read your address, not the machines in your basement. No Galaga, guys. I don't do the I don't do the arcade and machines. I will say, when I first got into Twitch, I streamed Hearthstone for like a week. It's all about practical, real, physical machines. There is no Addams Family here, but there is one nearby. So, there's no reason to buy games that are within walking distance that we can go play. How much does it cost one machine, by the way? Ooh, it depends on the machine, man. It depends on the machine. Like, this machine, this is a really... Give me that back. This is a really clean machine. This thing's probably like three grand. About $3,000 for this thing, I would say. I am not hitting what I need to hit here. Internet. Walkie-talkie! Do you like Minecraft? You know what? I never got to play Minecraft. I bet it's fun, though. 9, 11... Okay. names. Nice try, buddy. So the way you get jackpots in the multiball is you gotta shoot past the goalie, then get it up a ramp to relight the goalie. Oh my god, or you just drain everything and then cry into your pillow at night because you hate yourself. ZZ, what's up? Give me a break. Spectre! Unfollowed. What? BJR? Come on, don't unfollow me. I love you. But I love you. Do you know where... Well, I lived in Clinton, Iowa for a very short moment. Rampant goal or penalty hole? 69 Dildozer yes I do correspond with Lethal Frag not a whole lot but we email back and forth every once in a while Deadflip have you played a 2-2 game? huh Daniel Moses oh my god hello Daniel thanks for the follow do you know what IDK means dude? I don't know I really, I don't know what IDK means. I think I need someone to tell me. Kappa. Kappa. Salmona. I did that to myself like a dill. Sleep Twitch. Play a game, please. Okay, Dickfarts, I'm trying. I'm trying. I've never received a gold medal from playing pinball No I have won trophies though Trophies Do trophies count as gold medals Or do they have to be gold medals To be gold medals For gold medals Dear gold medals Herb toker Herb toker Hey Listen, if I'm too cocky of a douche, I apologize My internet was being a jerk earlier today And I hate everything Oh, I got that, you son of a... Goat Red Goat Goatreed It Goat Red Do competitive pinball players get more tail than competitive bowlers? I sure hope so. I sure hope so. You're really entertaining and you should... What? I'm anonymous. First... Oh no, from Anonymous. First time watching, love the show and the eye candy Cheers, Anonymous Laura Mraz Current machine of the week is World Cup Soccer, thank you Do you know Smosh? I do not know Smosh Who is Smosh? Jack is a great guy I'm not a great guy I'm just a guy Who sometimes has a beard and a mustache and then I shaved it off and now I look like a freaking 12 year old. And now I can't play pinball because my brain. Start the sub train. Yeah, no kidding. Sub train-erinos. Beevza! Thanks for the follow. Man, everybody. Holy crap. You're all amazing and cute and I love you and thank you for following. Really. I can't thank you enough So this creeper My man Okay Focus on the game I'm losing it I can see this man with a killer beard I'll be waiting If you want to see me with a killer beard Just google Whatever Don't worry about it Frosted Blender, what's up Oh man sub or die says all anonymous don't do it don't die i don't want anyone to die guys six foot five mofo you know it's funny i'm six foot seven smosh is a youtube channel really funny oh really that's awesome man man i'd watch more oh sorry man subscribe to wonky donk are you drunk um me no drunk I'm getting there though Go back and check out previous streams for beard action There you go Go look back like Three weeks ago, two weeks ago You can see full beard One week ago was full mustache But I like to start fresh You gotta shave it all off Pirate death Best form The best form Not the regular form But the best flippin' form Dookies! Drunk streamer riot How do you know I'm not already dunked? I'm talking a lot I think I'm dunked I drink haterade Thanks for the follow, buddy You're my favorite You're my favorite I'll tell my mom about you when I get home Dana? Dana? Where have you been? You should buy Medieval Madness Oh god I can actually ask Stern to maybe give me a Medieval Madness to stream. I just gotta get a hold of him. Zombie Mouse. The Undead Mouse. Incredible save, Mr. Gooch. I found a beard picture on Twitch. Give me a break, dude. What is going on? Claudius. The Hipster Stash. Yeah, guys, come on. Don't look at that hipster stash, I'm telling you, it slays. I look like a freaking cop. There. Not to be rude, but you look like Hitler's long lost son. C'est la vie, c'est bon, ouh la la. Agent. Hello, agent. Welcome to Deathlip. I'm your host, Jack Danger. And I'm just a dude. Looking at some stuff. This is the biggest iPhone I could afford. And now we're playing the Pimple Arcade. Are you in the new Super Trooper movie? Yeah, buddy. Mentos Brentos. Hello. You need a little more wax on the tips of that stash. Well, I used to really wax the tip of my mustache a lot, but that's hipster overdue to the max, man. It's way too much to have those things just creeping up. Yo, that stank. Yo, that stank. That stank. Miss Princess Rose. Play with one hand? Okay. One-handed. Sorry, guys. Only subs can post links. I love you. Don't tell on me. Those kiss machines, man. So we're trying to get a kiss machine here on the stream. Whoa, $1 from Yuss. Tell us your favorite food and why. My favorite food is probably Beeb-Bim-Bop because it's fresh and delicious. And it's just fresh and delicious. Can you show us something you won from pinball? Yeah, these. And these. Why do you wear sunglasses indoors? To look cool? Fine, I'll take them off. Tasty Lego. What's the best pinball machine? That's like asking what the best car is. Or like, what's the best donut? It's like, all donuts are good, man. Just, which one's your favorite? I don't know. One of my favorite machines is the Stern ACDC machine. I just crapped myself on that. Yo, yucks, thanks for the donation. I appreciate it. No, get the sunglasses off. Oh my god. Swift. Nerd Conquistador taking all of your stuffs isn't that what Conquistadors do? okay please calm down here we go stop we got this Jacob Smith what's up Forever Kansas City. Take it, girl. Penalty kick. So this is 30 million if I can get it past the goalie. Get your mama. Just like that. All right, now, the object of this game, folks, is to spell all five of these words. So, Frank, welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing. Um, folks, can I get some flippers up for Frank, please? Thank you. Frank, you monster! Holy crap! I love you. Um, so, Frank's my new best friend now. Uh, you know, I don't even care about this. I got Frank. Um, alright, here's the point of this game, folks. There's a soccer ball in the middle here, with five lights. You have to light up all these words by hitting these blinking shots here. Once you get all five of them lit, these two ramps light up for locks. You've got to lock up a ball. Then it gives you another ball to plunge. You have to get it in the TV here. That starts your multiball. During your multiball, you've got to keep hitting the goalie and then hitting a ramp and alternating back and forth. Win the game. Honestly. That's it. Just win. Just win the game. Sola's Creeper followed me. My man, everyone's following me. What's the IFPA? That's the International Flipper Pinball Association. Go to ifpa something dot something. to look up your world ranking if you're a world-ranked pinball player, which I am. I don't normally play with a bunch of noises going off behind me with people that I need to acknowledge, but here it is. Boosh. Patrick M. Jones. You gotta take the sunglasses off or you're, like, some sort of special agent. I am a special agent. My name's freaking Jack Danger. I'm a special agent, damn it. I'm the most special agent. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Teemo the god. Boosh. Nice shades. Where'd you get them? You don't want to know where I got these. I have a really big head, so I have to special order sunglasses off the internet. Because I'm 6'7", and I'm freaking humongous. Oh, look at that. Are these machines open for the public to play? I encourage people to come to the studio and play pinball on the show, but not to the public. Let's read. Heck yeah. You do look special. Uh, was that... Are you insulting me? Are you insulting me? Oh god, don't tilt. Sorry. You have to hit the machine, guy. You look like a cop trying to pull me over yesterday. Son, can I see your license, please? You were blinking too fast. Oh, you son of a... Ripsaw with the follow, my man. Sounds like a porno name, Jack Danger. Where's the studio? We're in Chicago, guy. We're in Chicago, Illinois. I don't really like the tats, though. It is what it is. When you're younger, you get tattoos. I have photobooth with a question mark tattooed across my stomach. I have meow written in cursive across both of my feet. Because, you know what? Who cares, really? Whoa, $1 from Pinballer says, take my money. Sir, I will gladly take your money. I love you, and I love your money. But mostly I love you. Well, no, I love you. I love you more than your money. Deadly Space Bee. What a play! What a play! Extinct Madness. What's up, buddy? Bounce pass? Aw, goalie doing his job. Come on, dude! You're wasting my time. What? One dollar from Mega says, Take more! The money! Guys, money. What I'm going to do is I'm going to print out all the money you sent me, and I'm going to put it under my pillow, and then I'm going to whisper all your names to it at night, and then hopefully you'll appear in my dreams. Is that a thing? I guess. Mega, thank you so much. You're the best. I love you. Klepto, where'd you learn to be a pinball god? There's medallions you can buy off the internet by monks. They're not expensive, but they smell really bad. G.U.I. Gwit Girl. R.I.P. What? What do you mean R.I.P.? What happened? Internet. Woo! Bandit. What's up? Liv? Son of a... Doc... The doctor's in. Dr. Liv. Thanks for the follow, Dr. Liv. This is how I look. Put that in your dream. Awesome. Whoa, Mega with another tip. I'm going to make you rich. Yay! Mega F-O-L-I-N. Rip the stream. The stream ain't ripped. What's wrong with my stream? Mossy, thanks for the follow. Mega, you are too kind, man. DMACC. Take it to the MAC. Such a punchline. Take off your glasses. right. Whoa. DMAT93, welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing, and I love you. Holy crap. Thank you. Looks like we're in a bit. Hold on. Guys, I need a pinball pun. Can I get some flippers up, please? Looks like you slipped out. Sociopath skills? Aw, thanks. Um, that isn't the first time I've heard that. Sociopath. T-G-K-Y-T. Sing while you play. I keep forgetting we're not in love anymore. Hell, baby. I keep forgetting things will never be the same again. Yeah, that's my Michael McDonald impersonation. It's not very good. Are you on drugs? I am, uh, like ibuprofen Because my back hurts Because I'm 900 years old Nailed it Stop, calm the frick down Raven with the follow Raven Raven Raven, call me Raven, call me Okay Can I get the ball, please? Oh my god, can you just craddle the frickin' ball? I'm trying to read the internet. Tranked. R.I.P. you're back. Yeah, no kidding, man. Listen, number one, pinball machines are heavy, and when someone tells you to lift with your knees, do not disregard that knowledge and that comment and that anything. Be awesome. Thanks for the follow. You're awesome. Do the Macarena. I don't remember how to do the Macarena. Is it this thing? How do you have views for pinball? Dude, Johnny Wani, pinball is the business. Everyone wants to see pinball or just some jerk being a jerk on the internet. Oh my god! Neon Manic. My stream is ripping. Internet Shark, I'm sorry buddy. Do a barrel roll. Kaiser! Hello, Kaiser. Floop, floop. Tim Balls? Two months in a row, man. Why? Let's... Can... I... I love you? Number one. Hold on. Number one. Number one, I love you. Number two, holy crap. he's drinking garbage you know what even garbage dot dot dot something something profit right i don't know killer what's up how long have you been playing pinball um today only about two hours uh in in life only about three or four years and I can tell you that if you tune in on a day where it's not madness like this I show people how to play pinball appropriately this is called a cradle or trapping up poop noodle that's when you get oh man that was such a good video poop noodle anyway can't stop watching mega welcome to the league brother you're amazing And I love you. And, um, folks, can I get some flippers up for Mega, please? Because Mega is mega awesome. Beep. Oh, I winked with the wrong eye, right? Beep. Okay, cool. Mega, holy farts. Thank you. Yo, number one, get some cheap sunglasses. But I think when they're saying get cheap sunglasses, they want you to buy Wayfairs. Um, aviators are a little more expensive, I find, even if they're cheap. Can you give me one solid break? Oh my god, my life. My life. Titty sprinkles? Guys, what are titty sprinkles? I'm new to the internet. Can you tell me stuff? Crazy chaos. How do you get in the league? Well, it requires hazing with paddles. Tim of Duty, hello. So, you just, honestly, if you go on the IFPA website, you can look for tournaments that are happening in your area. Dude, Tim with the sub, my man. J-Cool Dude. What's going on, J-Cool Dude? Hey, J-Cool Dude, you're super cool. You're super cool. Thanks, J-Cool Dude, I love you. Who wants to see some toucans? No, please. Dear mods, I love you. Thank you for doing everything. Bounce pass? Alright. So, what were... Oh, jeez, Louise. The AP, what's up, buddy? I stream that every time I comment. No more comments. Just don't comment. Just look deep into my eyes. How you doing? How you doing, buddy? You good? You hanging in there? You hanging in there? Hold on. Oh my god. Dude, take all the money! Welcome to Deadflip. My name's Jack Danger. We do this Monday through Friday, 5pm Central Standard Time for a couple of hours. It's a new machine every week where I show people how to play the machine, different flipper skills and maneuvers, and usually when it's not this crazy you are learning something, but right now it's just me talking to the internet, and I love you, but YOLO you only, uh, you only live, you only lick onions right? I believe that's what YOLO stands for Pringles, thanks for the follow Optic Phase Nation Clan Optic Phase Nation Clan, engage engage engage I need a new sound for freaking follows and subs and stuff Arkinblur, what's up buddy thanks for the follow folks if you haven't already, please click follow, it's free to do and I'll love you so much Frank you only Lazarus once, exactly, thank you Transformers City of Chicago Chicago, Illinois guys, don't ever Do you have a girlfriend? We'll never know. We'll never know. I do have two cats. Maybe five. Maybe nine. Maybe all the cats in Chicago belong to me. Blue Max! Secret Pinball Headquarters. I wish I could donate. Don't sweat it, man. If you can't donate, don't fret. I still love you anyway, and I'm glad you're here. As long as you can say awesome stuff to people and watch people play pinball. I mean, I don't hate money, if you know what I'm saying. But, you don't have to donate. Ya mama. The Eggman, what can I help you with? You said my name. Will you marry me no homo? Uh, yeah. Put a ring on it. Jimmy Dodger. You look like you have a lot of money. It's just a fancy shirt. Guys. I'm wearing a fancy shirt today. I had a meeting. And I had to wear a fancy shirt. Do you have a favorite YouTube channel? Um. I don't. Very under stream dead. Always enjoy tuning in. Dude. Doctor. You the best. Toedive. Pickle and Shrimp Pancake. Did I just read something I should know? Number one, Pickle and Shrimp Pancake. Incredible shot! So, folks, if you remember the video game NBA Jam, this is the same announcer in this game. The same announcer was used for this pinball machine as was used in NBA Jam. Pink. Listen, I'm having a Marty McFly moment here. When I drain, it's like all or nothing, man. Are you dank enough? 300 new followers today already. Why do you look so much like Johnny Depp? Dude, hold on. Wait. Funky B. You may be my new favorite person. Johnny Dirt. Thank you. Can I buy a pinball from you? Obviously. You cannot. Whoa, dude, you got some balls. I get that joke. Um, I don't endorse it, but I understand it. I get your joke. I get it. God, I get it. I get it so good. Can I have... Oh, my God, I'm over it. Gary. What? The Godfather? I love you too. I love all of you. Holy crap. Everyone give me your phone number right now. Like, don't post it in chat. Just text me. Or, what is it? Like Snapchat or something. Let's all Snapchat together. That sounds fun. I have like a... I have a stamp collection I could show you. That's what people use Snapchat for, right? Nexo! Thanks for the follow, buddy. Bounce over, cradle. Woo-hoo-hoo! Oh, guys, please don't post your phone numbers in chat. Yeah, may I ask which machines you've got? Looking to buy Scared Stiff. Oh, the magic toilet brush. If you type exclamation point machines, you can see all of our machines. Great streaming. Thank you. Great watching. You guys are doing such a good job. You're all sitting on your couches and your computer chairs. And someone's on like a yoga ball over there. I used to sit on one of those yoga balls. It's good for your back. Yo-Yo Mama Bones! I score. I always score. Crap. You seem very hyper. I'm not very hyper. Actually, it's quite the contrary. I just have a lot of information to keep up with on the monitor here. Can you do Tron as the next one? So next week, what I do is on Fridays, I typically try to post all the machines on Astropole. And I'll let you folks vote on what the next game's going to be. We just hadn't played World Cup in a while, so I figured I'd put it on. we need two more subs for the oh baby we need two more subs for the freaking to meet the greet we are I think now officially if we get all five today we are 30 28 to 30 more subscribers away from our next two emotes guys we can do this do you have an Instagram Yes, it's Deadflip. Everything is Deadflip If it doesn look pinball then it probably dead flip cameras from the 90s or something Switch clap what up What am I doing? I just gotta shoot the frickin' thing. Like a ding dong. What TV show do you watch? Um, I'm a big fan of cooking shows and shows about cars for some reason. I'm not good at cooking and I really don't give a crap about cars. But, your emotes are no good, aw. My emotes are on point. For pinball stuff. Are you... Show us your emotes. I can't show you my emotes without getting kicked off of Twitch. Hello, Mr. Smee. Are you Smee like Smee from Peter Pan? How much does a pinball machine cost? Anywhere from maybe $15,000 down to zero free. It depends on the machine. It depends on the machine, man. Do you watch Counting Cars? Yes, Tim of Duty. I watch Counting Cars. I watch Fast and Loud, which is like my favorite freaking show right now. And I'm talking to the producer of that show to possibly get a pinball show off the ground. I have no idea why this stream is popular in the slightest. He's playing pinball for Christ's sakes. It makes no sense. Then I watch guys' charisma is off the charts. Thank you. It's pinball, though. People like pinball, don't they? How dare you hit that box? You know what? I ain't had anyone complain about me hitting no boxes You know what I'm saying What R-Pod 2 Welcome to the league brother you're amazing Folks can I get some flippers up please For R there R send me your phone number We'll chat we'll set up a little dinner There's a nice Thai place just down the road here I love you and your face You're amazing $5 for mega I'll buy those glasses for $100 I don't know about that man Maybe I don't know We'll talk about it But thank you Hold on, $100? Actually I think they might be worth it I'll sign them for you too If that's something you want RedSamp pirate, what's up buddy Folks We are one sub away From hitting our goal today one freaking sub. Can you guys hear that pinball noise? Like, ping, ba-ping, ping. How much freaking cash do you have? Ha, ha, ha. Boop. Taters. Signing them would devalue them. Aw, thanks, thanks, jerk. Ha, ha, ha. Signing them would devalue them. Listen, in certain circles, Is it super annoying? Because I'll turn it off. If that dinging is super annoying, I can turn it off. C-Boss B. Oh, super free kick. Bring it, baby. What do you got? Doink. Not what I wanted. Get. Trap win. Wait, what's happening? Liv, please. We do have guests on from time to time, folks. Just not today. Just not today. R. Chris, thanks. Knock, knock. Hello, I love you. Boom. Lock it up. How many balls can there be total beyond this machine at the same time? I think it caps out at about, this multiball I think is only three ball. Outs 9,000. Not over 9,000, but exactly at 9,000. Pinball knock was the greatest sound in the arcade back in the day. You know what, Separin? I completely agree, man. I love that sound. Especially if you get a Grand Champ and you're in an arcade, and it's just that clack, clack. So freaking loud. and in your mind, you're thinking everyone's turning around going, damn, who just did that? But what's really happening is people are just like, what the hell's that noise? Who freaking cares? Because a lot of people don't understand pinball etiquette anymore or even understand what's going on. The hell is this? Welcome to the League, brother. You're amazing! Holy freaking farts. Folks, can I get some flippers up? That is our goal, folks. We hit our freaking goal. Are you kidding me? I love you. I love you. I love you. I'm in love with you. I love you. Let's hold hands. You know, I'm sure there's a photo booth we can hit up somewhere and just make out. Let's do it. I love you. That's it. I freaking love you. You could be a movie star. You could be a movie star, too, if you just follow these five simple rules. Get a haircut, dot, dot, dot, profit. I missed. Holy crap. I freaking love you. What's the most balls you've ever played with at once? That's funny. I know where you're going with this, but a legitimate pinball answer is there is a Indiana Jones. No, I'm sorry. There's an Apollo 13 pinball machine where the multiball dumps 13 balls onto the playfield and you have to try to play with 13 balls. Pun or no pun intended? I don't know. Whatever. Horny beaver! Step two. Don't be unattractive. I don't know what that means. I mean, I know everything about that. I know everything about that. I know everything. I know everything about you. I know how you're from Beaver River, Georgia. Are you absolutely kidding me? 13 balls deep, guys. Look it up. It's crazy. Spambo Jambo with the follow. How many come out on Twilight Zone? I think Twilight Zone is only a three ball. That went over the flipper. The Obominator. You remind me of Jason Sudeikis from Horrible Bosses. Is that good or bad? Abraham Pimpin. Your name is up there with one of my favorites. Hola. I am Abraham Pimpin. Playjack. Oh, are you just telling me to play? Yeah. The follow train is unstoppable. I love it. Guys, listen. This is the kind of following that restraining orders are for, folks. And I'm a fan. I'm a huge fan. I like it. Jammy. Nice sunglasses. Oh, Billy Forehead. Highest score, Jack? On this game, I think my highest score is about 3, 3.5 billion. And we have not been able to hit that because I'm zoned. Bone zoned. Okay. let's trap up never mind let's just let's just lose the ball okay folks are you ready to learn some pinball maneuvers I'll teach you right now almost TK follow dude we're almost at holy crap that's a lot of stalkers yeah how many machines do you have we have 12 here alright folks this is called a trap I'm about to show you what is called a post pass if I can do it properly I didn't do it properly so never mind we'll worry about that later I will answer this really quick without you guys asking this question, but a lot of people ask if hitting the pinball machine is cheating. And the answer is, if you're not hitting the pinball machine, then you're not playing the freaking game. You have to beat the game up. Now, the game will tell you if you're hitting it too hard when it gives you a danger, a danger, and then a tilt. But you have to feel it out. You have to be able to nudge the game in order to play. Eco, thanks for the follow, man. Magnet Pass. You could do a song request. Wait, you want me to sing? If you don't like Michael McDonald or Justin Timberlake songs, I'm probably not going to sing them. Do a death save. No. Jack, you need two mouths. How does that even help me do anything? Oh, to talk faster? Help, 4chan! Help, 4chan. Trap up, there we go. Sing Wrecking Ball. I came in like a wrecking ball. Something, something, and I hit them all. And the things when you call I don't know that freaking song, dude. Who sings that? Jessica Simpson? Or, oh, Monica Lewinsky. Yeah, she has like the things in her hair. The real mace. Yeah, do Justin Timberlake. Guys. I need my singing partner in here to do Justin Timberlake. And he's busy working. Mix! Hello, Mix. There's a lock. What's Agar.io? Jessica Bieber. Yes, thank you. God, I keep screwing that up. We just picked up a diner. Pinball Life. That's awesome, dude. I'm jealous. Can you do Dick in a Box? I don't know words to things. I can quote pinball machines all day, but I cannot possibly. Have you played a... Oh, my God. Is it Deadflip or Deadflip on Snapchat? Oh, my God. Deadflip doesn't have a Snapchat, but I will set one up for you guys so I can get all the dick pics. Great, mate. Thanks for following. All right. It's time to make some crazy money. Are you ready? Here we go. On the fly! Oh, you son of a... Oh my god, Law. Thanks for the follow. The Godfather with the follow. My man. Stop following me. It's creeping me out. Comic fan, hello. Comic fan, you can't tell me there's 200 other people with your name. I will go beat all them up so you can get comic fan one. I'm willing to do this for you. Jesse is a bouse. Jesse is a bouse. Death corrupt. Um, hello, death corrupt. I'm sure you're a great guy. Your name isn't scary at all. Dalton. Do you like that Warriors won the NBA? I don't know. Yeah, guys, the follow train number one. I like to do lists. Thank you for following. If you haven't already, please click follow. We do this Monday through Friday 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. I'm Jack Danger. I'm here every freaking weekday playing a new machine every week just for you and all that other stuff. The shirt has to stay on unfortunately. I've been yelled at but we'll figure that out some other time. Oh, baited. Oh, I thought I could tear him to that. Just right. Crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. Crap. Yes. Alright, we're doing... Shit! Don't hit the kid. Sorry, guys. Northern guns, my man. Hello. How you doing, hombre? 2k follows we actually hit 2k are you kidding me guys you are blowing my mind right now mind blown let's make out I need to man making out with 2,000 people is gonna be rough make sure everyone needs to bring some Burt's Bees with them to the makeout party we're about to have. It's gotta be Burt's Bees, man. Like, regular ChapStick is garbage. Burt's Bees is, like, tasty. Trog. I don't see many pinball players on Twitch. This is awesome. Thanks, dude. There aren't a whole lot of Twitch pinball people. There are some. We're just the loudest. Damn it! Just refreshed your 2021 and counting? Are you kidding me? Guys, holy crap. Thank you so much. 2,000... 2,000 sexy make-out partners. What a save! Sounds like Jerry Seinfeld. Cool places to visit in Chicago? Yes, Goofy. There is Logan Arcade, Emporium Wicker Park, Emporium Logan Square, Headquarters River North. These are all arcade bars. Come here. Speak Spanish. Yo quiero Taco Bell. Wait. H-E-C-M-A-A-F-M, Baja California, Mexico. Holy crap. A dollar from Death Corrupt says, don't be scared of the name. It's my GT for Xbox, PSN, and PC games. I play a lot of FPS and MMORPG. That's awesome, dude. No longer scared. Thank you. Love you. Would you buy the Monster Bash pinball machine? A dollar from Mega. I invited a few buddies. Holy crap. Guys, number one, if you know Mega, then you know how great of a a hugging partner he is damn that was good I'm Mexican oh really oh thanks man Taco Bell we started at 1600 today guys you're blowing my freaking mind right now I play I play pin you know a funny thing to think about is I'm actually just in a big room by myself screaming at a bunch of electronics But it's interesting to know that there are a bunch of people on the other side of that camera That are watching me play Mega loves you Jack, well I love Mega and I love all of you I love, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Why the hell are extra balls on? That's not good Guys, what the hell happened? Why are extra balls on? Someone's behind me. Is it my beer? 1k views. Hail Drosk. Guys, thank you for following. Talk Swedish. Jeg elskar snus. Jeg elskar snus. I don't... I'm bad with accents, man. I can speak Japanese. Watashi no namae wa Jack Danger desu. Penis Dinosaurs? That's a name! Dear Penis Dinosaurs. Get in there. No! Stop. Calm down. Oh my god. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Oh my god. Fall in or something, dude. Mr. Yaggy, what's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. grandy song. It expands the player base. Yeah, digital pinball is good for introducing people to pinball. And the pinball arcade is great for showing people rule sets on real existing machines. Other things like pinball effects and stuff, those aren't real machines, so I don't really see the appeal that much. But the pinball arcade is good for learning rules. I am missing like a son of a gun. You said you wanted a taco in Japanese. No, I didn't. This is paranormal activity. Call Agent Scully. 1525 from Separin. Here's 1525. Use the quarter. The next game is on me. and used $50 to get a new shirt just playing. Keep up the good work. Great stream. Dude, thank you so much, man. You know, I'm going to use 10 of that to buy a very sexy low-cut shirt just for you. I appreciate it. I love you. I love your name. I love the way you smell. Some people don't like the way that smells, but I appreciate it. Water shot! Water shot! Sounds like freaking Seinfeld, man. Okay, we gotta get the ball. Okay, okay, okay, okay, calm down. Chatting in multiball, don't go hand-in-hand here, folks. Dude, surfing, you the man. You the man, you the man, you the man. Come on! Free kick, baby. Oh my god, it's Pac-Man! Do you like superheroes? I do like superheroes, and I was trying to shoot my own short about the Hood, which is a Marvel villain, which is just like some scumbag kid with a magic cape that helps him turn invisible. But he ends up beating the crap out of the Avengers. Pinball machines are so pricey, I don't see how you have so many. They're actually not that bad. If you buy a pinball machine that's in really bad condition for next to no money, and fix it up yourself, which is not hard to do, you can have an awesome game for yourself. Or you can flip it and buy another machine. It's really, it's not that expensive, guys. I also encourage everyone to get out there and go find a real pinball machine and play it. You'll understand why digital pinball pales in comparison. This... Being able to, like, feel everything moving, just... Barba, what's up? It's just incredible. Have you gotten a kiss yet? ZZ Top, we don't have the kiss yet, but we're trying to get our hands on one right now. Your power is throwing balls. Tell Kevin to fix it, yeah. Or just, yeah, exactly. Or buy a really crappy pinball machine and then have someone fix it for you. Mandelbrot Wars. JT Cola. I got that JT Cola. Justin Timberlake. Hold on. What? 1526 from Mega. Hold on. Guys. He said, I'm your biggest fan. Oh, by the way, 500 for the glasses. Dude, I don't know that you want these glasses, man. I think I screwed that up. These are the only thing, these are the only glasses that really fit my head right now when I'm riding my motorcycle. Because if I, everything else is like too freaking small. Crappy eyes. Mega, I love you, dude. Thank you. I'm your biggest fan. I need a shirt that just says Mega really big right here. Look behind you, there's a skeleton. Guys, okay, number one, actually, I am scared of ghosts, so don't even play. Justin Timberlake's behind you. Just... Moistened Flaps. Thanks for the follow, Moistened Flaps. Moistened Flaps. Mizzy Buddy TV. When regular TV just ain't enough. Call it a mizzy. Last pin I bought, I paid a hundred... Whoa, really? All right, so I need to get it into that little hole next to the goalie there. Which I am not doing. Crap. What a name. Guys. I have a list of some of my favorite Twitch names. Moistened Flaps might be up there for sure. Thank you. Cat Food Waffles. Aw, that sounds terrible. Where are these... Okay, I have to turn these extra balls off, guys. I don't know what the hell's going on. Impling. The first Impling. First there were Implings. Then there were Umplings. The ginger happening. The ginger. Sure. Watch out, there's a door behind you. Word. Hi, I'm back. ZA Gaming. Welcome back, buddy. Playing hardball, huh? $1,000 for the glasses. Final offer. Man, listen. How am I gonna ride my motorcycle if you have my sunglasses? Danger Davis! Um, are you my brother? My name is Jack Danger. Juanito Cuidado. Please? Okay, folks. Now that these ramps are lit, if you hit it, you get a multiball. ball. Fusion, thanks for the follow. What's your favorite food? Oh my god, dude. I love all food. Like, freaking all food. I don't care what it is. I'll eat like gross ass, like old Chinese food that's been sitting around for days. Really, at the end of the day, I'll eat a pizza at all times. Nultronator! Have a good one. Alright, Separin, dude, thanks so much for coming, man. I'll see you around. Please drop by another time. We do this Monday through Friday, 5pm Central Standard Time. I love you. If you're ever in Pittsburgh, there's a warehouse full of machines. Ginger happening. Can I tell you something? I'm in Pittsburgh every year, at least twice a year, for the World Pinball Championships at the Papa Headquarters. And I'm coming back in August for Pinberg. And it's going to be good. Blue bag tamales. I don't even know what that means. Those sound poisonous. What's your record of max tokens you ever put into a machine? I don't know that I've ever kept track of that. That's like asking, like, how many quarters in your life have you ever put into a soda machine? Tizer? Hey, Jack, you want a Netflix and chill? Aw, dude, Coldy. I'm all about that. I am all about that. I just want to watch some TV. Please calm down. Brett, which phone do you have? I rock an iPhone 6. Not the super huge one, just the regular one. Yo, beep. 345. They call me beep. 345. Do you think your rank will ever get better than 1K? Absolutely. My rank has been stuck at 1K because I haven't been playing in a lot of tournaments this year. Unfortunately. Um, Hipsters says, uh, Brandon. Okay. Oh, hey Seth, what's up, brother? This for the trick you shark I kill you I will drown you in a tub See, I looked away and then I lost the ball. Yo-ya time. What up? Setting up Emporium tournament. What? Go to Emporium and play tournaments, guys. I missed the one last night, unfortunately. Oh, you said... It's a phone. The iPhone. Everyone has an iPhone, don't they? Alex? Hello, Alex. I have an LG Spirit. Right on. It's fun watching. Godfather. You're fun to look at. So when are we all meeting up, guys? Like, there's a bar just down the street if you want to go hang out. Sky, what's up? How tall are you? Jamie, I am 6'7". I am one inch taller than Michael Jordan. I'm a dial-up phone. I carry it right here. This shouldn't be. I think something got screwed up with the batteries. Danger. It's like getting shot. How come you missed the tournament? You even ended the stream early. I left to go to the tournament, and we drove right past it like idiots. I don't even know what happened. We got in the car. We were driving towards Emporium for the tournament and kept going and then drove to, like, some random bar. And I'm sitting there. I'm like, what the hell was I supposed to do? I practically spit my beer out. I'm like, ah, you forgot to go to the damn tournament at Emporium. there's a limit to the amount of money you can donate how are we supposed to make this guy rich that's a great question also why is there a limit that's ridiculous there shouldn't be why are dark figures moving in the background Brandon please honestly my skin just crawled right then just thinking about it knowing it was a joke still gave me the shivers why is the colonel offering fried chicken behind you we're up to me i put chicken in the lemonade um folks what's everyone do here are you all scientists i bet you're all i bet you're all like love scientists and make out experts uh i am an animator by trade 2d 3d hand drawn everything it's pretty fun makes me money smoke a ganja not a me I don't smoke a ganja what's a ganja is that a diaper I'm a pampers guy huggies are too rough on the throat oh I hit that you crap oh my god alright Joe see ya buddy We're all scientists. Please, calm down. Oh my god. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I love you. I have a PA website. I forgot it. Oh my god. Serpent is hosting you. Thanks, buddy. I appreciate it. Serpent. Folks, the follow train stopped, and it's quiet and sad here now. Holy crap. Yeah, it's ifpapinball.org. Definitely check it out. Definitely try to get some stuff. Do you play an instrument or just playing flip? I can play a little bit of the banjo. I also own a slide whistle, which really annoys the crap out of people on the street. Can't be a hipster without playing something stupid, right? Oh my god Stop, stop, stop, stop Oh my god Batch? What's up, Batch? Mega, that's quite alright, dude Seriously, thank you so much Welcome to the freaking stream, man I'm glad you're here And if you're ever in Chicago Mr. Rogue, hello. If you're ever in Chicago, hit me up. Everyone's invited to message me to be on the show if you're in the Chicagoland area at 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Then you can come battle me. And we can fight physically. Do you have muscle? I mean, I got some solid forearms from moving pinball machines around, but I'm not ripped or anything. What's going on, Jamie? What's going on with you? Have you ever been in a world tournament? Yes, I've played in the world tournament for pinball multiple times. Oh, come on, goalie. Get out of my way. Oh my god. Goalie, you son of a... You know what? I was just in Florida, and I was looking for a place to play pinball, and I couldn't find one that was close. I was in, like, Jupiter or something like that. And I was a little upset. Are you in the new Pixels movie? No. I did work on Jupiter Ascending with the Wachowskis. I did the previs for the Bees. If you saw the movie, you'll know there was a lot of bees in the movie. Yeah, the keeper's doing his job. Oh, get, please. Thank you. Oh, I love you. Get, yes. Okay. What is the best you've ever done in a pinball tournament? I win tournaments all the time. Like the local tournaments, blah, blah, blah. The tournament we just had here, I think I was a little preoccupied with streaming at the same time. I only took 10th place. Zach took 11th place, which was awesome. Nick here in the studio took 5th. But 1st and 2nd place were won by the Sharp Brothers, which are like number 3 and number 10 in the world. You work at McCormick Place? Holy crap, 6. That's awesome, dude. Do you have a Twitter? Yes, it's deadflip. I believe it's dead underscore flip. I'm not entirely certain. All the information should be below the video down here somewhere Below the video Jaded, thanks man At Deadflip With an underscore We need this to start the multiball Just like that It's time for the final brawl. You're a fallen great breeder. Great breeder. Here we go. Let's screw this goal. Crap. Nailed it. All right, guys. Now that the follow train has subsided, I can't believe we hit our freaking sub goal today Man, I love you guys so much Please, calm down Oh my god, oh my god There we go Get up there, hell yeah Hell yes Hold on guys, I will re-chat in just a second I'm In the middle of a Pretty good ball here Okay I drank Like a ding dong Can you beat up Charlie Brown? Yes, I'm all over that Do you have pants on? Crash cam! Is this how you guys want to play pinball from now on? Fine. You don't want to see my damn face. Crap. She... come on! What? The magic toilet brush? Thank you for the follow. You sound magical. Who let you out of your cage, magic toilet brush? I created you for a reason. Gets to cleaning. You look like Tony Zac Stark. Well, I feel like Robb Zac Stark. Maybe Ned. I feel like Ned. Is that a Game of Thrones reference? Like, I feel like a dead king. The shot is good! The highest rank ever? I think my highest rank was 900, maybe 800-something. But I stopped playing in tournaments for almost like half a year, maybe a whole year. And I dropped a couple hundred. Five more... Yo. Five more subs for crotch cam. Twitch says you can't play with your shirt off They didn't say anything about pants Actually I'm sure they said a lot of things about pants Number one Keep your pants on Number one Make a list about pants Do you like Ellen? Degenerous? Degenerate? Oh fall in you Son of a... Oh my god. Oh, my life is over. Moxie, the... Yeah, the... If that... If that censors out, stuff gets really annoying. Are you going to be at ReplayFX? Yes, Festivarius. I will be there, man. You should do helicopters for subscribers. I don't know what that means. But I am assuming it's gross and has something to do with my penis. This is a children's show, folks. Donate to kids. Twitch rule number 94. You may not do the helicopter on stream. Yes, thank you, Magic Toilet Brush. See? The Toilet Brush knows. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Folks, holy crap with the follows and the donations and the subscriptions. I love you so much. You are our last hope. Right? Right? I know stuff. Whoa, Trick. What's up? Trickshot. I'm in. Live catch. That's what that's called. Backhand. That's what that's called. Do you like Legos? I am infatuated with Legos. I love Legos. Do we need to keep bothering Stern to get a kiss for you? Yes, folks. Can you please hit Twitter and message Stern Pinball and ask them how the crap do I get a kiss machine in here? Because I need one. How long are you going to play? You know, maybe another hour. Is that okay? Am I in trouble? Am I not allowed to play for another hour? Well, at least I defeated Germany. I will plot our stern pinball. Thank you. I am Batman. So bright in here. Live, you dummy. How many subs do we need to get an extra hour? I'm giving you an hour. You have another hour ahead of you. One more American hour. Or I guess an hour of whatever nation you choose. An hour of the nation of your choosing. Do you have a sexy girlfriend? Yeah, her name is Lois Lane. Wait, wrong superhero? Her name is Alex Mack. She turns into a bunch of silver goopy ooze. Guys, we're really close to the wizard mode here. Please? Oh, God, I love you. Woo! What's the conversion rate from American Hour to Canadian Hour? Yeah, it's pretty steep, man. Be careful. Where's Rachel? Do you think you can beat up Superman? Yeah, with enough, uh, Kryptonite. KryptoTunite. It's Kryptonite, right? Isn't Superman only allergic to Kryptonite because it's, uh, radioactive? ZA, sorry, dude. Moo-Bot's a bit of a Nazi. Just when I think I can't enjoy Dead Flit more. Guys, I'm sorry. I didn't do anything. And playing with a Batman mask on sure hurts my face. Oh, crap. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap. Yes! Oh man, I love you. Get in! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Stop! Oh my god, please! Holy crap. Spider-Man semen is radioactive? I was unaware of this. I need to go see a doctor. Calm down. Oh god, alright. World Cup Finals are ready, folks. The wizard mode is here. Okay, we got this. I definitely go to Chicago Pinball Expo a lot. I love it. Okay, calm down. We're going to try a post pass here, folks, where I'm going to flip really quick, knock the ball into the bottom of the slingshot so it bounces over here so I can shoot the travel shot. That didn't quite work as planned. Twice. Crap. You're breaking my heart. Are you wearing that because I said Batman? Uh, maybe. I'm a magician, dude. I can just make stuff appear. Okay, I gotta hit it into the final draw, and we have the wizard mode. Oh, God. This is it, folks. I never enjoy flips so much like now. Aww. Thanks, buddy. Oh, please. If you freaking drain right now, I'm going to scream so loud. Stop, stop, stop. We're just trying to hit that, folks, and there is big money to be had. Oh, come on. You hit this shot every freaking day. Shoot the damn shot. Oh my god. I don't deserve to wear this mask. I'm Jackman. Hey everybody, I'm Batman. And I'm a super douche because I screwed up. Yo. Yo. Yo. What's that say? You're welcome. I can't believe I just missed that. I am livid. Pissed. There's no joy in Chicago. Mighty Jack has drained out. Guys, I'm sorry. The sadness is real. This thing's making my face sweat like a son of a gun. One second. Yeah, alright Batman, see you later man, thanks for coming Guys, Batman was just here, that was awesome Freaking Batman Getting grand champion What a champ Let's see if we can't beat a score What's your favorite movie? My favorite movie is Young Frankenstein With Gene Wilder And the dad from Everybody Loves Raymond it's a incredibly intelligent, incredibly funny movie. And I encourage everyone to go watch it if you have not. It is in black and white, but it's not an old movie. It's just black and white. I miss Batman. I do too. He gave me a pat on the ass when he left. I was a little uncomfortable about it. But then he winked through that mask of his, and I'm like, oh, Batman, you get me. You get me Batman. Why did the Scarecrow win the prize? Because he was outstanding in his field. Alright, number one. You ready for another list? I freaking love dad jokes. I can't even handle how much I love dad jokes. Boop. Liv? Oh, that was beautiful. What? Hey, Kitchy, what's up? Thanks for the follow. Can you say my name five times fast? Tinasaur 321, Tinasaur 321, Tinasaur 321, Tinasaur 321, Tinasaur 321. Right? Was that five? Or was that six? Or four? Or three? Or two? Or one? Or was that a Kappa 123? I think it was a Kappa 123. Kappa. Kappa. Kappa? Kappa. What did one dad say to the other dad? Hey, cool kid. I don't know. Tinosaur, were you just making sure this wasn't pre-recorded? Do you know the series Doctor Who? Yes. And my favorite Doctor was the Doctor that was also in the Harry Potter movies. I forget his name. The skinny guy. The yelling is on point. Please! Aw, come on, dude! Morocco! One dad said to the other dad, hey, we're both dads. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Pshhh! Did you hear about...oh, crap, did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense! Ba-dum. Ba-dum. Ba-dum. Are you a ball because I'll pin you anytime? Uh, sexy? I guess. I think that was sexy. Igor. No, it's pronounced I-gor. Frankenstein. Ah, I love that movie so much. I might have to go watch that again tonight. Frankenstein. No, it's Frankenstein. Frau Blucher! Wooo! Nailed it. You hear about the cats that fell into the well? It was a real cat-astrophe! Aww. Cats. Guys, remember cats? Aren't they extinct now? No idea? What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea? Or with... Oh, God. That's beautiful. The no-eye deer. God, dad jokes, man. Oh, I screwed that up. That was called a drop catch, what you saw there, folks. Chuck Norris looked into the mirror and could not see if a collection would be... Oh, God. Chuck Norris jokes. You're still wearing those shades from like two hours ago. Yeah, I had to go take a crap while Batman took over. He did pretty well for himself. But he's Batman. He's good at playing pinball. Here we go. Get the magnets. How much language can you speak? I know English fairly. well. I can say a few things in Japanese. I can count. I know my alphabet and I can sing head, shoulders, knees, and toes in French. A little bit of Spanish from being a waiter for a short period of time. Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. You're arrested. Oh. The police. You're arrested. Oh. Okay, calm down Calm down little buddy Internet, I'm out of beer I'm out of beer I want those shades, Mega Mega wants my sunglasses You want him? Come and get him Okay, crap Alright, we're good, we're good Keep it alive Sharks Get in there I hate you I love you Strength The sadness. Slap safe. Bounce pass. That's called flailing. Flailing. Mario, no! What's the difference between pinball and my wife? I've only cheated on pinball once. Oh, man. Tinasaur, how...

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