# More time to kill. #Pinball 09/20/15

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-10-08  
**Duration:** 173m 7s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2j_m8rzuzc

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## Analysis

Jack Danger streams gameplay of Kiss pinball on September 20, 2015, while working on animation projects. He explores shot sequences, discovers exploits in the Love Gun Multiball mechanic via Star Child spam, discusses code updates on Spike 3 systems, and engages with chat about pinball mechanics, strategy, and design philosophy.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] Love Gun Multiball can be repeatedly triggered by shooting Star Child in rapid succession, making the game exploitable — _Jack demonstrates this exploit multiple times during stream, achieving three Love Gun multiballs in rapid succession_
- [HIGH] Kiss pinball has ball save bugs related to the Gene Simmons tongue mechanic that will likely be fixed in a code update — _Jack states multiple times 'I'm sure they're going to fix that' regarding ball save issues with the tongue_
- [HIGH] Spike 3 pinball machines use USB thumb drives to download and install code updates, whereas older machines used ROM chips — _Jack explains the update process: 'you download it to a thumb drive, then you take the back box off, I'm sorry, the back glass, plug a thumb drive into the Spike 3 there, and it just updates'_
- [HIGH] Jack is working on multiple commercial animation projects including TV commercials, interactive pieces, and mall display animations — _Jack states: 'I have a project for a TV commercial. I have a project for an interactive piece. I have a project for a mall, like display thing'_
- [HIGH] Jack previously worked on animation for Jersey Jack Pinball's Wicked Witch game and would like to work on Stern pinball animations — _Jack mentions: 'working on the Wicked Witch for Jersey Jack Pinball was so freaking fun' and expresses interest in contacting 'Sam Stern about doing animation'_

### Notable Quotes

> "I should actually holler at them my only thing is animation I should I should contact Sam Stern about doing animation that would be cool combine my two loves pinball and animation"
> — **Jack Danger**, ~10:30
> _Reveals Jack's interest in combining his animation work with pinball design at Stern_

> "I love making bullshit pinball announcements. It's my favorite thing to do. Outside of photoshopping crap on my friends photos to make it look embarrassingly real"
> — **Jack Danger**, ~12:00
> _Explains Jack's tendency to make fake game announcements on Pinside forums as a joke_

> "Gary Stern was coming over and everyone's like, you already told us, dude. You drank like 900 beers and then told us Gary Stern was coming."
> — **Jack Danger**, ~14:00
> _Jack acknowledges he gets drunk and reveals confidential information; Gary Stern visited his location_

> "This is what happens. We just... If you're trying to score big, we just took the fun out of this machine."
> — **Jack Danger**, ~35:00
> _Jack recognizes that exploiting the Star Child/Love Gun mechanic breaks the game's fun factor_

> "The ball save ones are the most messed up, absolutely. Absolutely. That seems to be the only problem I'm finding, is the Ball Saver thing."
> — **Jack Danger**, ~50:00
> _Jack identifies the primary bug in Kiss pinball as related to ball save mechanics_

> "Keith Keith Elwin made a comment. He's like, oh, Love Gun Multiball in the new code is seriously only one shot? I'm going to exploit the crap out of that in a tournament."
> — **Jack Danger**, ~32:00
> _Mentions pro player Keith Elwin's awareness of the Love Gun exploit vulnerability_

> "Folks, we broke the game. We found how to destroy this thing. How exciting is that?"
> — **Jack Danger**, ~75:00
> _Summarizes the discovery of the game-breaking exploit_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Stern Pinball designer, streamer, and content creator; hosting DeadFlip stream; working on animation projects while streaming Kiss pinball gameplay |
| Kiss Pinball | game | Recently released Stern pinball machine being tested; features Gene Simmons tongue mechanic and Love Gun multiball; has ball save bugs |
| Stern Pinball | company | Manufacturer of Kiss pinball; Jack is employed by Stern and uses Spike 3 platform for code updates |
| Gary Stern | person | Head of Stern Pinball; visited Jack's location on Thursday; interested in seeing Stargazer machines |
| Keith Elwin | person | Professional pinball player aware of Love Gun multiball exploit; made comment about tournament exploitation potential |
| Jersey Jack Pinball | company | Manufacturer Jack previously did animation work for on Wicked Witch game |
| DeadFlip | organization | Jack Danger's streaming platform where this gameplay is being broadcast; streams Monday-Friday at 5 PM CST |
| Spike 3 | product | Stern's pinball hardware platform that supports USB-based code updates via thumb drive |
| Star Child | product | Shot on Kiss pinball that leads to saucer mechanic; exploited repeatedly to spam Love Gun multiball |
| Love Gun Multiball | product | Multiball mode on Kiss pinball that can be repeatedly triggered via Star Child exploit; ball save bugs present |
| Gene Simmons | person | Member of Kiss; featured on Kiss pinball as character with tongue mechanic that causes ball save issues |
| Wicked Witch | game | Jersey Jack Pinball game where Jack Danger previously did animation work |
| Stargazer | game | Classic pinball machine from 1980s; Gary Stern was excited to see Stargazer at Jack's location; Jack ranks it highly on his list |
| TwitchCon | event | Event Jack will attend next week, causing him to lose Thursday-Sunday streaming time |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Kiss Pinball gameplay and mechanics, Star Child/Love Gun exploit and game balance, Spike 3 code update system and technical implementation, Ball save bugs and Gene Simmons tongue mechanic issues
- **Secondary:** Jack Danger's animation work and commercial projects, Pinball shot mechanics and skill techniques (backflips, carom shots), Professional player strategies (Keith Elwin), Stern Pinball company updates and Gary Stern's involvement

### Sentiment

**Mixed** (0.55) — Jack is generally positive about Kiss pinball but frustrated with specific mechanical issues and shot difficulty; appreciates the challenge but recognizes game-breaking exploits; frustrated with animation work demands but enthusiastic about pinball; conversational and humorous tone throughout despite workload stress

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** Jack Danger actively streams pinball Monday-Friday at 5 PM CST and engages with chat about game design and mechanics (confidence: high) — Jack states 'I do this Monday through Friday 5 p.m. Central Standard Time' and responds throughout stream to chat questions
- **[design_philosophy]** Love Gun Multiball exploit via Star Child spam makes the game breakable and removes fun factor when exploited; Jack demonstrates achieving multiple Love Gun multiballs in rapid succession (confidence: high) — Jack achieves three Love Gun multiballs in a row from one ball, gets four multiballs in sequence, and states 'we just took the fun out of this machine' when exploiting
- **[community_signal]** Jack Danger makes fake pinball announcements on Pinside forums as a joke and acknowledges he reveals confidential information when drunk (confidence: high) — Jack states 'I love making bullshit pinball announcements' and admits to telling people about Gary Stern's visit while drunk
- **[personnel_signal]** Gary Stern recently visited Jack Danger's location and was nostalgic about classic machines like Stargazer (confidence: medium) — Jack mentions Gary visited Thursday and showed him a Stargazer machine; Gary was excited to see it after possibly not seeing one since the 1980s
- **[personnel_signal]** Jack Danger has worked on animation for Jersey Jack Pinball (Wicked Witch) and is interested in doing animation work for Stern Pinball (confidence: medium) — Jack states 'working on the Wicked Witch for Jersey Jack Pinball was so freaking fun' and expresses desire to contact Sam Stern about animation
- **[product_concern]** Kiss pinball has systematic ball save bugs related to the Gene Simmons tongue mechanic that Jack expects will be fixed in code updates (confidence: high) — Jack repeatedly mentions ball save failures with the tongue mechanic and states 'I'm sure they're going to fix that' multiple times
- **[technology_signal]** Spike 3 platform enables easy code updates via USB thumb drive, contrasting with older ROM-chip based systems that cannot be updated (confidence: high) — Jack explains detailed Spike 3 update process and compares to older games like Bram Stoker's Dracula that have unfixable bugs

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## Transcript

 Thank you. Thank you. What up, Mom? What up, Mom? Still at work. Still rendering. Went home. Took a shower. Came back. Now I'm working. It's really lonely here. Good to see you, Malt. Final pass. Still getting Hankiski. Yeah, I want to be able to blow this thing up on Monday. Trying to find all my shots. I think we're getting the right ramp down. Thunderstorms, what's up? Are you making a new Pixar movie? I wish, man. Dumb money would be insane. But no, working on more dumb commercial stuff that doesn't pay well. Yo, Slug Guy, what's up? I couldn't... I turned the sound off on the game for now. I'm not ready for Kiss yet. I'm not quite ready for this though. So we're listening to some cranberries if that's okay. Ah, right there! Come on! Earlier? Oh, it is rolling. Holy shit. Ultra shooter. Wow, dude. You just went ham on the old chatarino there. Ham on the chat. It's the only way I like my ham. And on the seventh day, he said, let that be pinball. So, yeah, I'm just trying to get some of these shots nailed down before Monday so I can be ready to blow it up. Oh, I had that. I wrote the back of the shirt was temporarily alarmed. That's the point. I support underage thinking. Good to see you, Ultra. Hey, Pop-a-slop, how the hell you doing, huh? This is another, like, random playlist, folks, that I don't have much control over, so we will skip as much as we can if it's terrible. I just needed a tiny little break from listening to it kissed. The game doesn't get old. It's just I've been playing it a lot, so I need a minute. Old, fat, tired, and broke, as always. Ah, Papa Sloth, my man. Way to be. I'll do Sunday's fun day, if you're going. It's not a fun day. Still working. Still working. boobs and toe things. What are you talking about, Mom? Uh, yeah, Ultra Shooter, I'm just busy working, dude. Right now the computer's doing work for me, which offers me an hour or two of free time. But pending everything going well, we should be good. I'm just trying to get a lot of... I need a head start on next week because I lose Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday because of TwitchCon, so I need to get some extra stuff out of the way, if that makes any sense. Oh, what? I was in there. Working on what? Oh, just animation crap, dude. Animation stuff. I'm doing stuff. I got a project for a TV commercial. I got a project for an interactive piece. I got a project for a mall, like display thing that's happening in all the big monitors in the mall. Yeah, it's all over the board right now. Fun stuff, it's just time consuming, you know? If you aren't familiar with animation processes, animation can take... Two seconds, animation can take two days. It really depends on how involved it is. Trying to... Oh, suck a duck. Suck a duck! oh, pop a slob I keep forgetting to ask I should actually holler at them my only thing is animation I should I should contact Stern about doing animation that would be cool combine my two loves pinball and animation like working on the Wicked Witch for Jersey Jack was so freaking fun Um Yeah I should I should give them a holler Work on their next pin Whatever that is Ah the flam Stuck a duck Jack Danger 2016 Mr. Blick Hola Mr. Blick I knew that was gone. I knew that was gone. Arian Pinball, anybody? Work on Pee Wee Hermiton? Guys. I love making bullshit pinball announcements. It's my favorite thing to do. Outside of photoshopping crap on my friends photos to make it look embarrassingly real that they're doing something they shouldn't. Number one is false pinball announcements. Because Pinside, most of Pinside understands that it's probably fake, but a lot of people freak out. This Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Skytown gets that. Stocks rocked when Kiss storms in. Featuring back vocals from Jack Danger. One afternoon only. You do a great job on proton pack animations. Oh, Mr. Blick. That's funny. I would love to if it was a game. I think Sharon's really good at not telling me things because I get drunk and then forget what I'm talking about. Like this secret that I tried to keep that Gary was coming over and everyone's like, you already told us, dude. You drank like 900 beers and then told us Gary was coming. I was like, okay. There's that. I get too drunk. I get too drunk! Bounce please? Oh, the truss. This ticket gives one seat, but you only need... That's it, man. This ticket gives only one seat, but all you'll need is the edge. You shot me. Alright. Yes. Yes. That's not it. What a floor squeak. What the frick? The reaction time you need is it's there. You just gotta focus. Good evening. Holy crap. Let's lag. I'm not lagging, dog. Vex, no. We actually grabbed the kits ourselves from the Stern factory before Gary came over later that day. That would have been hilarious if he just showed up with it. Here you go, Jack. Okay, I hit that in the wrong direction. Doesn't count. I don't think Jade is even here. It all keeps adding up. I'm trying to figure out, I need this right ramp dialed in, and it's pissing me off. It's like when the balls, I can't tell her. You zig when you chitterzag, I know. It's my life, man. It's my life. You want, how late does this want? Wow. Much later, okay. See, too late. Oh, the timing. The timing is hard for my brain. Backhand it? Let's try. Should we... I'm not going to give up on that. Let's try backhanding this one. After I collect... Cursed Changer. There's this hole. Keith Elwin made a comment. He's like, oh, Love Gun Multiball in the new code is seriously only one shot? I'm going to exploit the crap out of that in a tournament. It really is just one shot to start it. Potentially two. But you have to keep the ball alive. There is that. Zop-a-chop-a-doo. Want to buy Scoop, please? Oh, you suck. Oh, that was it, man. Great. Oh. You see, unless I'm like... Whatever. EOP. Oh. Alright, let's try this backhand stuff. Let's see if we can do this. Oh! There's just not... The power isn't there, man. But I think a backflip, not a backhand, might work. Alright. Live. Live. We'll try a backflip. See if we can consistently get those. A backflip is different from a backhand. Because that's it right there. It's like you want the ball out to the edge of the flipper before you backhand. Backflip. The name of the past recording is deadflip. Yeah, just go check out one of our backflips and you'll see what we did. So here's how you do a backflip. So a backhand is, as the ball's rolling out, you'll just flip. But a backflip, like if I wanted to backhand, say, at this right orbit, which you can't, you can if you backflip it. And what you do is you do a tiny flip to push the ball up the in-lane here, and when it rolls back out, you have to gauge where that's going to be, and then quickly flip to knock it backwards. It's a pain in the butt to nail down. See, that was more of a post pass there. Okay, let's try that again. That was freaking close! That was close. Lord Squeak, I didn't think about that. I need to change everybody out of the pool maybe to show the icon. That is a great idea. Lord Squeak, you're a freaking genius. Freaking genius. Lord M and F and Squeak. Ah, that backflip would have worked. All right, let's try it. Oh, no. Had too much forward momentum. Right there. Ugh, freak! He's back to chummin'... Looks like it's going to be easier from the left flipper. Yeah. Absolutely, man. I'm gonna try one more backflip here. Nah. One more. Ah, you shark! Yeah. That's going to be a... Let's flip all day. Yo, Juzmo, what's up? Booty smack. Who's emote is booty smack? The thing is, the timing just feels really weird on that ramp. It's not a shot that my hands or brain are used to. Because on the fly, it's like mega late. But just like barely a centimeter away from, while it's rolling, from going to the spinner versus the ramp. Yeah, Vex, you're right. The backflip was on point, it just didn't have the power. unless I could do the backflip I would need to do is to get it pretty high into the in lane come back out to almost the tip of the flipper to get the full power of the flip but that is so you're talking about stuff you'd never even try in a tournament you wouldn't even bother with yo Nick what's up thanks for coming dude yep left flip all day man Alright, that was kind of bold. That went in the in light. And went nope, boop, boop, boop. It really doesn't look like it's a late shot at all. I know man. the geometry broke. But from a cradle, from what I found is like sort of right when the ball hits this like red explosion is when I shoot. See? But... It's funny because it doesn't look like a ramp that would be that late, but it's just as late as Pitch Shot, yet it... Oh, yeah, the slide-on creature, that's right. Great. Oh, Lord Squeak, no. I, okay, I never use graphics to aim, ever. But this shot has eluded me so much that I gave it a shot to try to figure it out. See? And a lot of old guard guys use graphics on the playfield to learn where a shot is. Mine is all just brain and hand feel. But since this shot is so unique to me, I need to sort of feel it out here before my brain can find it. Tip off. Oh, that's where the freaking money is. Loop into Star Child. Oh, the flam. Flam it. Flam it. Um, that made no sense. Uh, Lord Squeak, I use graphics as a last resort. A lot of people use them on purpose. Uh, it doesn't... It's not the same on every machine, is the thing. So you want to find it on this specific machine. Because if you play a kiss at a bar, the flippers might be a little mungy, so it's going to change the shot, so you can't always know, like, oh, right when it's between the blue sparkle and the orange shot. But on the machine that you're playing on, if you play it for a little bit, you can read where that graphic is on that one machine that you're playing on. That was BS. There's just so much drink here that wants to ruin your life. How do I get a big bonus like this? Don't talk about my big bonus. Like this. Oh ho ho. Yamama, what do you got? Super targets. Alright. That's the ramp I was trying to hit anyway, so good money. Jemented! What's going on, dude? God, it's so late when it's rolling. That is nuts. It is so late when it's rolling. What have I done? Bounce over please. What up Chaos? Vex, is the Star Child the route to Love Gun? Yes, you have to get up in here, bounce around a little bit, and then to start it, there is a saucer in there that you can get once you hit enough targets so it can shoot the right ramp, which is a pain in the butt. There we go. And that's how you get your attaball. Damn, that... Gene Simmons, man. Gene freaking Simmons. Am I right? How's this machine? I'm diggin' it, man. It's a ball buster, and I appreciate a nice hard game, for sure. If a game's too easy, it's not interesting. So that's how Ellen was exploiting it, just star child track? Yeah, that's how you keep getting the multiballs, you keep putting it back in there. Oh, tip shot. Dammit. Shit. Alright, we need a new track. I know we ain't playing for points right now, we need shots, but let's play good fun. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday and sometimes Saturday but never again holy what the hell is happening this game is almost demanding that you learn your bounce passes or your dead flips Nice. Nice. Nice clean. Yeah baby. You suck so much. Yeah with his accuracy that's cake. No kidding dude. The old Elman accuracy. His MLG pinball maneuvers. Drain already dude. Amiza, what's up? I'm working right now. I'm just waiting on a render to finish. Figured I'd try to find where some of these shots are. That was a failed death save. Someday. This oversight, it doesn't look so far away to read. There we go. Oh, yeah, that's it. Hello, ghost. Yeah, I'm rendering right now, Amiza, so I'm just killing time while my computer's doing all the hard work. Fuck a duck. You duck sucker. I got an idea. Should we try to keep exploiting Star Child for Love Gun? I am not happy. Dude, that was two housefalls in a row. And I just added four people. I can ding dong. Alright, let's uh, let's shoot the crap out of Star Child here, over and over and over. That tongue feed is brutal, yeah. Lake of blood. Just come to the flipper, not the drain. Yeah, this works. And then I put it right back where the problem was. Okay. Okay. So where is Starchild? Not there. There we go. Just driving the machine around. Oh, sorry, I figured out the Karam shot for Star Child. Alright, so Love Gun Multiball's ready. That is a little goofy, but they made that that easy. So I can try to shoot the ramp, which I could never do on purpose. There you go, Love Gun Multiball. Oh, it's a method. Thanks for the host, man. And then I guess you just go around your mom. and hope that the tongue doesn't screw you. Or whatever Kiss Baby says. Look at this tongue. Look at this freaking tongue. Oh my God. All right, well. I don't like that the tongue doesn't let you get the ball back when it's clearly putting the ball safe back on. So just keep getting it back in there. We're close to another love gun already. I'm sure they're going to fix that. Because look at this. We're ready for love gun again. The multiball's ready. So if you could shake it into that saucer back there, or shoot the ramp accordingly. Oh, that freaking sucked. There's Love Gun again. So this is going to be a four ball love gun because I just got my anaball volley going. The Gene Simmons tongue thing is a little aggravating. Also, I hit that shot and it didn't count. Did you see that? I rolled right over it. It didn't work. Front row. Save the ball by hitting the ball. airball drama. Give me the bottle. Yeah, it'll make you get... Mm-hmm. In fact, I'm sure they're going to do something that's like... It puts you in jeopardy in order to get the next... Here, let's deuce it up. Some shot that puts you into jeopardy in order to relight it. Hairball drama. You a cat today? What's up bud? I don't like that. Choice bonus multiplier. This should be a pretty solid bonus too. bonus too. If we can keep the ball alive for a while. Also, if you're missing, the Gene Simmons head is actually really easy to hit, and that multiball is also super simple to We're halfway to Love Gun again. Alright, Love Gun's ready. And there's Love Gun again. That's three in a row on ball one. Holy crap. Holy crap. We're not playing them very well, but we're getting them. Thank you. Oh, you got in the way. We're, uh, yeah, this is kind of ridiculous. You know what I'm saying? You dig? Yeah, front row, David. Well, guys, we just broke this game, though. This is what happens. We just... If you're trying to score big, we just took the fun out of this machine. Yeah, purple arrows. Purple arrows. Look at 68 ball one just by shooting the same thing over and over again. It's not... I find it easier to shoot Star Child from a roll instead of a cradle. See? It just goes in there easier for some reason. Oh, that was weird. This bonus is going to be enormity. Alright, we're halfway to Love Gun again. Demon is now lit because we've doinked around so much. So we have, there's demon lock two, and this should be demon lock three. Yo, what up, cartoon? So there's demon multiball. multiball's the same, red arrows this time. We left our backstage tabs running so that when you bring it into a multiball, it works as an add-on. There's no such thing as watching the screen too much. Are you kidding me? If you ask me, you aren't watching enough. Uh, well we found out how to break the game so we're working on that right now. Oh, I got screwed. Pretty bad there. Alright, let's get back into, uh, Star Child mode, huh? Oh, crap, I drank. Look at this. 21. Ball one, ladies and gentlemen, because of Love Gun Multiball. 100 million on ball one. So really, it's all a matter of can you keep the ball alive long enough to start shooting for, yeah, a tab bonus. Alright, I had that, you crap. Alright, love gun's just about ready. Oh, front row, we're fine, we're fine. Uh, what the f- It rolled over front row and it didn't work. Junkwave Pete, the only way to multiply your bonus is to get the mystery award out of backstage pass. Uh, I just got totally frickin' screwed this time. Totally screwed. Beyond screwed, this time. Alright, I screwed up. You faked it too much. Well, I don't have the accuracy of Keith Elwin but that is pretty ridiculous that I just got 100 on ball one I don't mind stealing bread I don't mind stealing bread For all my busy days The game was not amused. When my cup's already overfed. Sorry we're not listening to the music of Kiss right now, folks. I'm just taking a little break and listening to random crap on the radio. I'm going to cry over dinner. World Wonder Boy. No, I'm working right now, dude. I am working right now. How long have I been streaming? I wish there was a way to see that. Whatever. Yes. The carom. If you can find that... Look at this. I started the ball ten seconds ago. Yeah, waiting for some videos to render. It's just 3D crap. Whoa, I got screwed. The mouth, man. Oh my god. Everybody out of the pool. This, yeah, this this Star Child stuff is freaking hilarious. I wish there was a way to backhand it. That would immediately just make this game 100% bust. Another Love Gun multiball, ladies and gentlemen. What was that? I should time that. Yeah, there's the pinball done quick. How fast can you get Love Gun multiball? How many Love Gun multiballs can you get in 30 seconds? Alright, what are you shooting for here, Danger? What are you shooting for? Oh my god, you dumb ass. See, that's the... I forgot where that carom was, but that's going to be funny too once people figure that out. That... you can get the power into it. Alright, that wasn't it. That should come back. Are you fudging kidding me, dude? The ball save came off. Yeah, there's came off. Yeah, there's a few bugs to work out in this for sure. They all seem to revolve around bringing the ball back to life. Papa sloth, what? Well, that was weird. Can you guys hear the thawing in the background? Fuck a duck. The Ball Saver ones are the most messed up, absolutely. Absolutely. That seems to be the only problem I'm finding, is the Ball Saver thing. Uh, outside of that, everything's good. How the hell do they pack the pinballs, though? Not like a game, because it's just a... Uh, Cartoon, what they do is they put a code update on their website, you download it to a thumb drive, then you take the backbox off, I'm sorry, the back glass, plug a thumb drive into the spike system there, and it just updates. Pull the thumb drive out, put it back up, you're done. Oh! That was what I got. Don't start a riot. Remember this thing. Found it. Found it. Alright let get back to Karam Town here Nope I want a way to get the shot from both flippers Oh, a little later, a little later. Oh! Yeah, cartoon. Um, so what they did for older games like Twilight Zone and stuff, the companies would make updated code and put them on ROM chips. And all you had to do was take the ROM chip out of the board and then put the new ROM in. Um, so you're not too screwed. But, uh, yeah, like, if you find a bug in Bram Stoker's Dracula, you're kind of stuck with it. Uh, no one's gonna go back and fix that now. Well, maybe. BSD has some very funny bugs. Bram Stoker's Dracula has some pretty funny bugs that still exist. Love gun multiball! It's almost a joke, dude. Um, I think the spike system has potential. The time murderer. Jack Danger the Time Murderer. That sounds like a great title of a movie that I'm going to be in right now. How about Jack Danger the guy that can't make a single shot during a multiball? That's pretty cool too. See the ball states came out? Oh my god dude. That tongue is the leading cause of all my drainage. I got it back up in there after Love Gun ended. If we can get it... There's Love Gun again. What the frick? Another Love Gun as we left Love Gun. That's hilarious. Hey bird, what's up buddy? Ah, you donk! Alright, get it right back in there. Bounce Paps. Ooh, close. Drop Catch. Put it away. You can give the game a little love, too, while it's up there to make sure it bounces around properly. Drop Catch. Put it back. Oh, screwed that up. Screwed it up twice. All right, Love Gun's ready again, ladies and gentlemen. Ah, nice. I want to start it using the right ramp. There's Love Gun again. Okay. Stop it. Stop it. Had a ball. What's a good score on this machine? 60 plus, I think. We're getting 100s and 200s if you want to be boring and exploit the game a little bit. Of course, the next shot I want you to make is the impasse ramp. Thanks for nothing. Thanks for nothing. God, I am not good at this shot. All right, it worked that time. That was good. Oh, screw you, dude. There we go. I got my edible already, right? The sun has gone down and the moon has come up. I love this song. Yo, where's our, where's the cake pinball machine laser gun? What radio station is this? I use a program, or a network called Songza, S-O-N-G-Z-A, and this is under genres, 90's alternative rock. Two rights bonus multiplier. No trophies, no flowers, no flashballs, no irons. He's trying to find something he cannot find. Foul-taking earthquakes of doubt and remorse, especially when they have the monsters on the course. I suspect songs, there. So, with a little more love inside of Star Child there, we're going to have another love love guns. That's a two million lick it up shot. Holy crap. The Nickelback machine. I need Stern to take a chance on a Nickelback pinball machine, please. 1.25. Nice. Look at this. Yeah, last FM got a little screwy. so, uh... Alright, we're almost there. Yo, morning afterkill, what's up, buddy? We're going for record amounts of Love Gun Multiball, and it's working out pretty... Aw, crap, it was ready, too. 15 million bonus. What up, Zach? If you folks have any question on the only thing you need to shoot for, there it is. Sventron! What's up, buddy? So I have, uh... Folks, we broke the game. We found how to destroy this thing. How exciting is that? That stinks. Can we get 10 million in one ball? Yeah, dude. I got 100 million ball one two games ago. I like this stream. Ah, thunderstorm. Sorry, I almost got you confused with an ACDC song. Thunderstorm. 85. Deuce in Chicago. Um, I'm gonna go get a drink. Uh, wait, are we out of beer? Hold on We're still playing, still playing, we're still playing Oh, I left autofocus on. That sucks. Whatever. I hope it's not happening on the playfield. I really like Pikachu. Pikachu. Pikachu. Pikachu. Pikachu. Pikachu. Pikachu. Pikachu. Yo Jack, buy a shirt that fits you, ding dong. Literally can't get this card out of me. I've never had this problem in my life. Except Audible's not new. It helped you read the frickin' bottle, ding dong. Son of a... Biscuit! There's no way! You said dead straight, but okay! Oh! Woohoohoo! Must use dead straight! This isn't wine, buddy. This is fancy beer. I shall show you. Auto-focus is on, so it'll help you read it. Hello, autofocus. Broke it. Even worse. 10.8. 10.8% 10.8% Fix your shirt, don't drink. Oh man, I'm jelly. You should be, it's delicious. That hit was sexy. Chase the dragon. Chase the dragon. What am I doing? Draining? Draining? That move paid out quite well. Holy crap. I didn't even hit anything let's change the song and then we'll start breaking a start shout it out loud make noise oh what the hell did I just do maybe it'll make how much is drink In the meantime, by Space Dog, ladies and gentlemen, one of the greatest songs of the 90s. Hands down. Bar! Was cheating. Was cheating. All right, that's it. Let's try it again. Slow plunge. Kiss it. Okay, just wait. What the freak is that? How? Do you see this? That was amazing. I'm getting right out-laned, apparently. This is my life now. I get right out-laned. I get right out-laned. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. My name's Jack Danger. If you're new to the stream, please click follow. I do this Monday through Friday 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. I know it's Sunday. Shut up. Go to bed. Shut up and go to bed. Damn it. What the frick? What a half screen. Come on down and clean bed. Clean yourself. Clean. All right. Love gun is ready. Oh, I hit that ya, Bill. But it's early! I said go to bed. Now you don't get supper. Son of a pig! Clean. Treat yourself. Do I have to eat my vegetables? No. I know you're allergic to broccoli and I'm not sure why we put it on your plate. I think your mom's trying to kill you. I'm not a fan of you either, but at least I don't want you to die. So, we're going to have to have a talk with mom. Alright, we have love gun ready. That would have been Ah, I would have hit it right there. In. No! Go in the thing you dill! There's the green, the sky's the blue. Just like a star. There you go. In the genie's mouth. They call him genie, right? Get wrecked. Life is like a pinball machine. Hey, come on, gene. Mean gene. We call you mean gene for nothing, I guess. I'll call you an asshole, Gene, for ruining my life. How much trouble am I going to get in if Gene Simmons legit watches this show? Or does he have a good sense of humor? Or is he a rich ding-dong that has zero sense of humor? All right, we are ready for a ball. Add the balls. Add the balls. I screwed up. Add the balls. Hello. Stop. What in gosh, What in gosh's name are you doing? Rasta-fai. I tried pumpkin beer. You didn't like it? I'm not sure that I'm a fan of all this pumpkin crap. And I'm not trying to be trendy with the hatred towards it. It really just doesn't taste good. I do know that pumpkin pie is on point. But... I don't know. Gene is a notorious animal. Shots fired. Gene Simmons, shots fired. Oh, crap, I looked away. Look at that. Scoot eject star. Oh, crap, the super. I missed the freaking super. That's cool. So the super for that is you have to kill everything to get it back into the eject star up there. Huge pain in the butt. Why didn't I get any Catman? Michael Catman. How did you end up streaming today? I'm still working, man. Still at work, waiting on a render. So, again, thought I'd play some pinball. That didn't work. Postpats? Up the fridge! I figured out why our stream tip text-to-speech wasn't reading the at symbols. It's because I'm not using Twitch alerts, I'm using stream tip. If we want stuff to get really annoying, I'll switch that over. You need those Pixar servers. Yeah, no kidding, man. I'd be a little overkill. A little overkill. Pixar servers, for me, would be like using a tank to kill a spider, you know? Which sometimes I kind of wish I had, because spiders are freaking terrible. Oh. What ball is this, two? Get in the hole, you suck. Oh, that was sexy. Can I peek at that denim, though? Why are you trying to get up on my denim? I just got habits. Tense. Gary made it on Thursday instead. You can go back and look at the video. It's on YouTube, and all of the internet scrutinized every single thing he said to try to find if he got drunk and released any tips on what the next machine is going to be. The reason I have cats is because of spiders. Cats are amazing at killing crap you don't want in your house. Amazing. Farts Oh, I wanted that backhand Gene Tit pass Whoa, that was way too clean Yes, no Get back in there You're wasting my time. You were touching my face. Come on, girl. Yeah, in the hole. Love gun. Love gun. CB pinballs coming out in six months. Hair bear. I offered Gary a piggyback ride, which he declined. RIP piggyback rides. Okay, that didn't work at all. Oh! That's crazy, dude. Intense. You're trying to grasshopper next to your pasta? Wait, did I read that right? She was touching her face. The Freshmen, ladies and gentlemen. You said Stargazer 2 was the next machine? Dude, he was so stoked to see a Stargazer. I don't think he's seen one since maybe the 80s. That was an awesome thing that I got to show him. I was pumped that he was pumped. I'll gladly take a Stargazer 2. Stargazer 1 is probably number 1 or number 2 on my bill. I can start to come up with a chance. As far as games I can sit and play forever and have a good time doing it the whole time? Yes, Stargazer. Thanks, Gene. Cool, thanks Gene. Oh, right on. Thanks Gene. You don't put balls in his mouth, you put them in his throat and then he spits them out. I got a girl who blames it on her period. No soup for you, Gene. Alright, we're ready for another love gun. So we'll leave backstage pass running because that's our edible. I can't find that shot from the cradle but I can hit it rolling almost every time. Wonka, really? That's awesome, man. Nailed it. I thought I turned the AC on. What the fuck is going on? It's like a million degrees up in here. Alright. Let's get some control here. You'll have to shoot right ramp before star shot. I'm sure they're going to make something ridiculous like that. Like, if you want love gun multiball, You have to hit it Uh The other ramp or something Yo Holy banana In high definition Thank you holy banana Nailed it Drop catch Put it back Missed End my life I'm so sad There's that a ball A little Karam action please. There's that. There's the half ramp hand cramp. Attaball. All my balls are hiding in that scoop. Capo. I can't kill. I make her laugh too! Hey Scoob! Hey Scoob! Why don't you get that shot, Scoob? Scooby-Doo! How could you drain that ball? Ball! The right ramp is important for the wizard mode though. though so I think we should still focus on that instead of just star cheating all day ball control is such a huge pain in the butt on this thing and she's got a guy Nailed it. Nailed it. Well, now we're listening to Pinball with the Audio Off while listening to the alternative hits of the 1990s. Oh, juggle. Juggalino. Some games you need the audio on This game doesn't have any super critical callouts So we're fine What was I shooting for? Oh yeah, the ramp Nailed it Nailed it Actually nailed it Alright, we got a love gun multiball waiting Oh, what the fridge, man. What the fridge, said Jack Ginger. Oh, he's snacking poop. Metallica gets better with the audio, huh? So good. Oh, the wife. The wife. The wife says, hey, baby, when you coming home? Sharks! You had to drain. Ten million balls when you had to drain. So, in order to get the wizard mode, you have to, first off, get Rubgun Multiball to get Starchild's face lit. You have to get Demon multiple to get Gene Simmons' facelift, or the Demon, which I refuse to call him. He just looks like a ding-dong. To get Catman, you have to shoot the middle ramp four times and then hit the spinner. Get in the freaking thing, you dip! Oh my god, you suck. Hi, Laura. There's a good chance Waffle House at Toad the Wet Sprocket will come up. Let's get a new track here. Let's not do anything I said I was going to do. I got my own Oh shit Dog Oh the carom almost works Carom Hell yeah That was stupid That was stupid but I'll give you that I'll give you that. That was pretty bad. So the super jackpot is to hit all purple shots and then get it back in that saucer that started the multiball in the first place. Gene, look, Gene's going to skip this right down the middle. You see that crap? And you can't do anything about it. Like, zero. But you can't even hit the game hard enough to stop that from happening. Because there's nothing to interfere the ball. It's kind of B. It's kind of BF. Demon lock to Gene Simmons. But. Alright, so. There's something I was trying to look for. If you can't hit one of the lock shots on the two sides of Gene Simmons there, If you spell demon, it gives you a lock. Um, what the flippin' tip flip is that? You tip flipper. I'll give you a tip to flip. If that goes out, I'm going to fight everyone. Everyone. Lone River Someone hit my shot, thank you Yes, all that. All is good in the world of pinball. Look at this, look at this crap. Actually that was a clean beat. Flip and tip flipper. Can we hit this? Holy crap, that felt good. Give me balls. Oh, you suck. Ding dong. Over, please. Oh, that would have been magic. There we go. Get the, get the ramp. You suck. Why you suck? Why you suck? In Russia, a ball slips you! Yeah, he got smeared off. Ah! Everything's still clean. still clean. That'll give the ball back. My man. So, what happened? Is Gene done talking to me? There we go. So where does it want it now for the super? Oh wait, I still have one more shot. Three. Come on, dude. It was freaking flashing. I am pissed, man. You're not supposed to understand the bass. You're supposed to feel them. You don't listen to Pearl Jam you experience. I don't know what I'm saying. Gene is the super jackpot. Actually, whatever the last shot is, is the super jackpot as it turned out. Alright, we're getting close. We need two more instruments for the chairman. Watch this drain. Watch this drain. What up, owl? Good to see you, buddy. Watch this. Watch Watch this, watch this. This is crap. Uncle Carmy! Good to see you, bud. Uh, Owl Anonymous, we figured out how to break this game, but I'm trying not to play that way anymore because it makes it a little unfun. Oh, I had that. That's my boy. Oh, the hit. Panthers won, huh? I don't know what a Panther is. Give the rundown no way, dude. Exploit city, man. It just boils down to, honestly, repeatedly hitting Starchild over and over again, you can get Love Gun multiball in about 5 seconds. Then when you're done with that, shoot it again, you can get multiball in about 10 seconds after that. And repeatedly doing that, and I got like 100 million on ball one just goofing around. But it's not fun, man. It's the same freaking shot over and over again. It's worse than Adam's family. It's a one-shot game. Okay, so there's Spaceman. Kiss Army Wizard multiball thing is ready. I guess we have to play Love Gun. It didn't let me have it. What the crap is that? Danger. Song doesn't matter, dude. Song doesn't matter. Just keep getting multiball. Song means zero things. Oh, I got the super jackpot, so demon is like solid. Give me a freaking break. Yo, Quiet Iggy, what's up, dude? Apparently, you're not allowed to get love guns while the kiss wizard mode is ready. Now folks, you'll remember I got 200 million yesterday doing this With that 65 million super jackpot By just keeping the ball alive It's make a shot, take a shot It's make a shot Well, first make a shot, please Please make a shot Everybody out? Oh my god. Oh my god, this game. Dude, this game. This freaking game. This freaking game is pissing, pissing me off. That actually worked. Okay. Quiet. Good to see you, bud. Ah! That shot is an impasse around. Whew! We're close. Double bonus streams. Please lift Shoot Ah, damn, we were so close We were so close to the final jackpot So close That's okay Now we just gotta slow Okay, we just gotta cry We just gotta cry At least I have cinnamon rolls. There you go, Carmen. Some very Leroy Jenkins thing for someone to say. At least I got fried chicken. At least I got cinnamon rolls. Oh, my God. Come on, Ding Dong. Love my gun, punk. Why you love my gun? I'd say most of my multi-balls are ruined by Gene Simmons' mouth. Spinning it right down the middle. Because he'll ask for a shot and then do that and you don't get the ball back. And it's terrible. Okay, we got a spell army or something here. Alright, backstage is lit. That's our edible. Come on, dude. A blizzard table I think blizzard game would be incredible man A blizzard table would slay Just not even like Diablo or WoW or anything a Blizzard table Oh my god, is this bong really on right now? You've got the chocolate and space. White Francis, what's up dude? Oh, stuck on it. Thank you. Alright, now the super jackpot to solidify his face. Oh, I still have to hit the right target. Okay, here we go. Yay for early code. Yeah, no kidding, dude. Alright. Damn, that was it. That was the freaking shot and I missed it. Well, I didn't miss it. It's luck if it's going to go in. Oh, you want me to hit it again? Oh, he's stuck. Can anyone name this band so I know to, like, stop it from happening again? Are you kidding me, dude? The super jackpot's gone because... My life. This is my life now, ladies and gentlemen. 3.11? Probably. The flam saved my life, ladies and gentlemen. Oh crap. Don't show. Don't show. Bounced. Trying to get all my super ranks out. Oh, I fumbled that, guys. That was my fumble. That was my fumble. W. H. T. White Mystery. White Mystery. May Sun Jar. What's up, dude? So the wizard mode in this game, whoa, it pays out well. I don't even know. I saw a ball save, I started clapping at nothing. What do you think you saw? You suck! Hold on, we're going to try that again. Another week on the Swinney Live, Dom? Well, I'm going to be playing this pin next week during a regularly scheduled broadcast. Uh-oh. I got a text from my mother-in-law, I think. Yo, mother-in-law, hi, here, guys. Let's see what we got. Oh, it's 420. She must be saying congratulations. Okay. It was about vegetation. 420 height Furby Nose. Get up! Nope. Has the mystery of the 66 million been solved? Um, it was the super jackpot, man. It was just the super jackpot. I don't know how I built it up, but I do know that you have to hit all the shops. So what you have to do inside of the wizard mode is you have to make a shot, and then make a shot to Gene Simmons' mouth, okay? So you have to take a shot into Gene Simmons' mouth. And he drains you really bad. So just keeping it alive long enough to get to the super is bad, because honestly, I think you have to hit every shot twice. And it just ended up being a... That's how it was. It was huge. By the way, Love Gun is so stupid easy on this game. To get, you just keep getting it all day if you can find the shot. Don't let Gene Simmons screw you like this, though. Look at this. This multiball's over. You can't do anything about it, man. That is, it's so messed up. So messed up. something needs to be done about that. If they're going to, if they demand that you get the ball into Gene Simmons' mouth, and they have a ball saved for regular play, they should have it for multiball. Or just say, you know, don't shoot Gene Simmons' mouth, please. If you can change the power on Gene in the settings. Turn it down? Okay, I'll turn it down. That's smart. Alright, we'll turn it down. Oh, come on! Get the... Pung! Swip! The drop catches... holy crap, they are real. For real. I want to backhand that shot so bad, Starshout. Yeah, let's turn Gene Simmons' sitting power down. Meow, meow! Oh my god. I'm on a... I'm in a group test, ladies and gentlemen. My life is over. Are you? Okay. Okay. Okay, you're pissing me off here. There we go. Love gun multiball again. Love the gun. Love the gun. I don't always love the gun, but when I do, make sure there's a multiball. All right, the team's going to kill me. There we go. Take care of the power up or down. I can't make it out. Oh my god. The flailing is real. He carefully spits. Yes, he does. Ah, there we go. Let's make that shot again. Potentially make it again. Alright. Little post-it. Okay. Screw that up. Pretty bad. Pretty bad. There we go. Supposed to be an anaball. Turn the frickin' AC up, and now I'm like this. No air conditioning in this building. blabber down my libido hey okay nothing I'm doing is working what do you got for me? super bumpers hooray There we go. I've got to hit that one more time. And then I've got to hit the right orbit. Stop putting it in his mouth. Of course. Of course. That's saved. Ellen is a human torpedo missile-guiding system. The dude never misses. He's flying on the fun. I got the cat man! Oh, screw me! F me, F you buddy! Shoot again! Make some noice! Stay in the bubble for as long as you like. Forever would be nice. What's up rubber duck? Good to see you buddy. Yo Dante, 721! Dante, thank you for your follow. Not too close buddy, I'll call the count. Son of a bitch! That actually worked this time. There we go. He got F'd so hard on one of his multiballs, triple drained from the right slipper, it was brutal. Ouch. How's KISS going? Assume it's this week's game. Haven't seen anything as you came back from holiday. KISS is going well, man. This game's fun. Obviously the game needs a few updates, because we found a handful of exploits that are going to be utilized disgustingly in tournaments pretty soon, if they don't fix them shortly. Oh, it don't skip. Eh, whatever. We'll just leave it. Rapple rising. Break in your mouth. Break in your mouth. Break in your mouth. Put it in your mouth. Oh! Pearl fan. Oh my god, dude. Did I just beat her or something? What? Lasted. Lasted, dude. It's just strange looking at that. Well, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. That's five freaking months. Can I get some flippers and butts up from my boy Lastedude? The dude that lasts forever. Lastitude I like to call you Last-a-dude But I get it Lastitude Lastitude Thanks Lastman, I appreciate it brother It's all good man, don't sweat it Some serious drain arenas I don't even know Lastitude. Latitude. Latitude. My brain doesn't want to say it like that, but I love you. Hoo! Are there freaking gremlins in here, man? Why is the air conditioning not on? I don't mean to keep complaining to you guys, sorry. I'm like sweating my dill off right now, man. Second trimester of the sub, baby. There you go, bud. Oh, there's another multiball. Don't mind if I do. Oh, everything. The second trimester. Ah, bridge. Bridge of dare. Nothing. Put all the balls in Gene's mouth. All of them. Every freaking ball. They're safer there. Oh, that is a safe way to do it. It's stuck in there. It's cheating. Do I have to put another ball in there? Yo, another Exploiterino! Put the balls in Gene's mouth, let him live there for a while. Well, now I'm screwed. Demon Eject Device Malfunction. Son of a biscuit! I was having a decent ball, too. All right. I don't know what to do. Class to do. I love you, buddy. I don't know how to fix this. Like, how do I get my hand in there? All right. Alright. Adjust Gene after this game, get air conditioning. Thank you. I had to tilt to get the ball out. This happened at my arcade too? Really. There's no, uh, easy way to... like, that is so far back there. I need, like, one of those magnet sticks. Huh... How the hell do you int... Alright, Gene, you sack of poop. You doo-doo pooper. We gotta lift this all the way up, so we're gonna have to get some balls out of here. How many balls are in this game? Six? Holy crap. Hurry, lick it up. Tell me that's not terrifying. I have no idea. I have no idea how to get that out of there. No idea. Fuck. Hold on. A little nine inch nails while we repair this pen. What have I become? My Swedish friend. Can I stick my hand in here without getting allergic to you? Nope. I cannot. Stargazer time. this would be solved immediately with one of those extending magnets. Poor Gene Simmons head. I got an idea. We're going to make a tool really quick. really quick. I support Andre's thinking. Swizzlefish, yeah, there's a there's a ball stuck inside of Gene Simmons' throat on top of another ball, and there's no way for it to kick it out. So if I had, like, a magnet... That is unreal how far back that goes. Like, unreal how deep that is. It needs to be essentially picked up from the back. This calls for more beer. while we figure this out. Who do I know? Hold on. How about a thick straw to suck it out? Okay. Okay. I was asked to look down I will not make you aware If I disappear and make it up A million times Um, somebody Just cover your ears, Dad. Cover your ears. It's gonna be stupid loud. Oh my god. It's so dumb. Just flip the focus. Right, well, you shouldn't have to buy an extending magnet. Shink it more. Shink it more. Okay, let's try this. Wait, how do I make it fire? Jamming balls down jeans into this turf. Guys, you're all disgusting. I love you. Why is nothing firing at all? I don't know. He just wants love, man. Well, it seems like lagging. But I really want to see if I can find What it does for me Oh, my soul, there's no way to lock it back But I'm trying to hold my own I can't hold on I can't hold on I can't hold on I can't hold on I can't, I can't do this. I can't fucking do this. This is so annoying. Um, I need a long, okay, hold on. I need a long, okay, hold on. I need a long, okay, hold on. The ball's like rammed in there. Lift the PF vertical in part. It's like... It's being held in place by the coil. Alright, I got an idea. Another idea. What is a virtual logic? Believe me when I say that I got something for this podcast. Lift the head, now cough. Alright, you ever seen a man get electrocuted on the street before, ladies and gentlemen? Alright, open your mouth. I think we're onto something. I've moved it. I need a magnet. I need a magnet. I need a magnet. Hold on. It wasn't easy But I made it So Guys, pro Fix-em-ups We're gonna stick to that mode. Level 3 duct tape time. I can't, I can't see anything. Dean, open your mouth, you stack of crap. Dark Tape! Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be selling these on the Dead Flip Store very shortly. Ha ha ha! So dumb. Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, here's the deal. I don't fix pinball machines often, but when I do... I don't have the tools for it. Welcome to Awesome Fixes for Stupid Problems. Leave the glass off? You don't want that. I promise you. Do you guys... Do you want to hear how loud a machine is without the glass on? Do you want me to play one game without it? I promise you, this is going to deafen you. Ugh, it's like killing me. Smoke is out! I got a vodka bomb! This is why you can't play with a glass saw. It's bad in here. It's mega bad in here. The new just saved. Glass off. It turns you into an instant cheater. I don't know why Green Day... Green Day is not playing of my own... Green Day is playing because it's part of a playlist, so don't sweat it. I'm going to take all the plumbob while you're in there. Alright, let's restart this. Alright, hey! We fixed it! Good job, internet! Is the camera like, auto-focusing a lot? Whatever. I got a game with duct tape over the lanes. Just, rrrrp, stabs the ball. Oh, fixed it. Yo, pinball Wiz, what's up? You just watched me fix a- you missed me fixing a kiss with, uh, sticking some duct tape. I need to remove the glass. Just covering the entries. Yeah. You guys would not believe how far back Gene Simmons' throat goes. It is ridiculous. this. It's like seven inches. All right, let's see if we can still lock a ball up into his throw it. Alright, still works. Still works. Um, I think I see a way to fix... No, I don't see anything. Gene, can you throw it at me? Yes. You could wholly fit a six inch long something into Gene Simmons' bro. Whatever you think that might be. 51 people are here. Hello, Internet. My name is Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. I'm streaming on the weekend right now because I'm stuck at work rendering. If you're an animator, you know what I'm talking about. I love you. Click follow. It's free to do. I'll love you forever, and I'll even see your name out loud. Maybe something quippy after it. Maybe not. I don't really like anyone. But. Folks, if some of you new folks coming into the chat are pinball people, I will tell you So we figured out how to cheat on this game. With having the glass on, obviously. It's not really cheating, it's just an exploit that needs to be fixed. You can keep getting love gun multiball all freaking day long. It's like one or two shots. You just get it in there, it bounces around, you get multiball in about five seconds, call it a day. Make sure you leave backstage pass blinking when you go for a multiball. A man who doesn't really like anyone but loves everyone. That's right, I said I don't like anybody, but I flippin' love everybody. Buh. Oh, that was cute. Frank-purt-er. Frank-purt-er. Oh-ho, I didn't mean to do that. Mother. Well, Super Bumpers is good for a multiball. Nailed it. So, there you go. Love gun's ready. Bounce, bounce. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh, my God. Playing like a ding-dong. Um, so, folks, immediately, you're going to need one of those magnetic stendo job things for this game. I can see that being a huge problem. If you get too many balls into Gene's mouth, he chokes on them, and they don't come out. You have to Heimlich his ass. Not his ass. Him. Uh, usually I don't swear on stream either, but it's the weekend, kids aren't doing anything, I don't know, whatever, who cares? It's the frickin' weekend, dude. Give me a break, I'm at work. I'm at work! And in my off time, I swear like a damn sailor. Uh, lock-in, I have the sound off for no reason at all, really. I just turned it off. I just wanted to listen to some jams, play some pinball, and I wasn't sure how long I was going to play, so if I was going to play this for like four hours, I, you know, you can only listen to seven songs for so long. Do you know if Joe encountered that problem when he was streaming it at CERN? Because that would have been hilarity. Oh, what am I listening to? This is an alternative? Oh, yeah, it's great. But I'm okay. I'm not into it. Gene Froman, the sausage king of Chicago. Raid is fun, I don't feel like Raid right now I want to hear Black Tiger Alright, I'll turn this sound down for the last couple games, guys I'll turn this sound back on It's black, diaper, or butt diamond, whichever you prefer. Fudge, you, you fudge. Fudger. Stop getting in the way of each other. Nicely done. Nicely done. Nicely done. I remember when we were little, so... Fart! Yes. All of the above, yes. Yes. What? You son of a... Gene Simmons! Did I break your throat? Did I like burn up the coil or something? Did I leave? Take everything I want, you two! There you go. There you go. stolen credit card. Nailed it. Nailed it. I am slaying the Draenburne now. What did that light. Just skipping the animation, skip getting it also, because nothing is blinking. That's because nothing is blinking. That's a tilt. Tilt incoming, ladies and gentlemen. In before tilt. Scrub-a-dub-a-dub. Skib-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub. Skib-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub. Ski-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ski-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Gene, Gene. Yo, sweet pea, what's up? Thanks for coming, buddy. How you doing, Sweet Pea? Sweet Pea, my favorite Popeye character. The baby. Oh my God that shot is impossible It impossible I have to ask, what are you asking? Melchior? Is there a kiss amateur pinball machine? I feel like... Um, Melchior, there's the original Kiss Machine, which might be a little easier for you. This game isn't hard, okay? It's difficult. Zig-zag. After this song's over, I will turn on the music. Actually, I'll just turn the music on now. Everyone's bringing it up enough. We'll give it a little love. This music's like loud by default. Hey, I wasn't complaining. Get on, Player 1. Black diaper? Anybody? What am I, fuckin' Superman? What is this curl? A ping pong machine? Sweetie, it's been a bit. How are you? Black diaper! It's black diaper. It sounds exactly like black diaper. Yes. No. No. Quit, quit, quit, okay. Everybody out. Well, literally everybody out. Oh, get out of here, you son of a... Alright, I got screwed up. Young Bruce Campbell? I mean, how metal is a black diaper? Like, that's super metal. Wait, what genre of music is Kissed? Classic rock. It wasn't called classic rock when they were out, dude. Like, man, you're going to love this new band that just came out. We're calling the music classic rock. It's disco. multiball! Rock was this original genre? Okay. Stop getting in the way, plebs. Plebs. Plebs. Stop getting in the way, plebs. In Adam and Abba, you need plebs too, ladies and gentlemen. Gosh darn it all. So we are almost to another love gun multiball. Oh. Hit it. Oh, you mother. Thank you. Strip that out of the grave. What makes the machine hard? Hard shots and speed. If the game's really fast, it's gonna be hard. Because it's hard to keep the ball under control. This game has both of those. But as far as scoring difficulty, We've already figured out how to, like, beat this game. Yes, I know you can't beat a pinball machine, but, like, when you've figured out the formula on how to, like, score out of control on a machine easily, you beat the game. Oh, come on! in Ball 1. Waterpolo, I think I got like five Love Gun multiballs in Ball 1, and I had a hundred million points. It was pretty hilarious. Fred, oh yeah, Fred Frost. I dig the game, dude. I totally dig the game. I think there's some things that need to be worked out, obviously. Like when you're in a multiball and the game wants you to shoot jeans into his mouth, and it spits it back out down the drain, that's a little unfair. And sometimes front row doesn't work. But really, I like the difficulty of the shot. They're gonna have to tweak Love Gun because that is busted like crazy. You can get this thing all day in like two seconds. They're gonna have to start making it mandatory to hit the ramp or something. No, this game isn't even that. It's just shoot the star child shot all day. That is the whole game now. If you want to score on this machine, it's star child shot all day long. That is it. Star child until it gets started, then just start hitting lit shots. You drain your multiball out, get back into star child. Had a ball? It worked. That was a double lay. Holy crap. Oh, Bedino. What is cracking, man? Ah, come on, you're embarrassing me, pinball. Here we go. Oh my god, that was it. That's okay, we get that back. Front row hype ladies and gentlemen, front row hype. No I'm not, shut up. You look good, you look like I just fell. Okay, what is going on here? That was BS. Are you sick of Kiss songs yet? Un poquito. Pequeño? Wait, how do you say little dick? I said small or like tiny. Can I take you home? I'll say. I'll say. Make it up! We'll play this stuff in a second. You said it right. Nice. Oh, my God. You missed the fix... Wait. Is it one of the better sterns, in your opinion, honeymoon period aside? I'd say my favorite stern that has come out since ACDC is The Walking Dead. And what's funny is, Walking Dead, before they finished coding it, would have been on the bottom of my list. But now that game is fun as hell. Just goes to show what code can do to a machine. No matter how geometry might be a little torched. You see that? Love Gun Molten Ball is already lit, and I have it. I just started this game. Astro, what's up buddy? Hey bro, how long you streaming? Uh, Laura, I'm about to stop here pretty shortly. Get off my fricking case, dammit. God. Don't ever get married, guys. It's like having another boss. Kappa! Damn it! Dawn? Kappa Nu Kappa! Look at this, look at this, I'm halfway to Love Gun again. It's ridiculous, man. I'll never. Damn it Laura, can't we just have a little bit longer? I jumped God-Deer like four hours ago. Wake it up. Light catch. That was my fault. That was my fault. I'm not angry. I did that. Alright, come on. What do we got? A drain? Solid drain, bro. Solid drain. Solid drain. I wonder if we, uh, if we're on the backlog to show up on the homepage during weekends. That'd be pretty cool. Get some more, uh, get some more pin nerds in here. Uh, Jaded, yes, those are the same caps from the original Kiss Machines. It is. They are totally the same caps. And this game, as far as the artwork is concerned, is the same artist as the original Kiss. How do you change the city on the song? The left flipper. So right flipper song, left flipper city. Weekend front page is always reserved for League of Legends and Starcraft 2. I think it's by Steam Means. Gotta lose your mind to Deep Soul, but today. Get down. Oh, what the crap was that? Trust all the bounces. Alright, I got robbed there. League of Losers, aww, don't say that. League of Legends is a, um, I couldn't get into the game. Couldn't get into it. It's, uh, too, too long, man. Like, playing one game of League of Legends is like a half an hour commitment or something. You don't know how people can watch that game? Kiss combo bonus. Come on. Over an hour? That is unreal, man. I don't play one ball for four hours at a time. If I did, that would be remarkable. I wonder if there's like a Guinness World Record for longest ball time. Well, there's also, okay, here's the thing about League of Legends. It's not you playing by yourself for, like, hours, okay? You have to be engaged and ready to work with people for that entire time because there's, like, what, ten people playing at one time? That's out of control, man. I can stop whenever I want. Get up Get down Got a movie mind in Detroit Rock City Rock City We got to have fun listening to Kiss We're playing this next week So much Kiss So much Kiss Yo, Brother Dragon, how are you, buddy? Dead-ass smoke. Drugs. Because I'm a demon. Knights in Satan's service. What a band. Did you know, ladies and gentlemen, that the artwork on Kiss is adjusted for different countries. The SS is the German SS from the Nazi-era uniform stuff, and games that go to places like Germany, where that is illegal, have regular S's on the cabinet, the back glass, and the playfield. Get the- oh my god! The localization. Bugs from Portugal! Ah, thanks fellow dragon, thanks for coming dude.il Ah, we're trying to get it to bounce in. That trajectory is a little tricky. Blacktop! dropping wood on the floor, dropping wood on the floor is good I like Diamond is Kisses Best song screw the loops Oh, that's awesome, Brother Dragon. I also agree that pinball is cool. Or else I wouldn't be doing this. Fuckin' fuck. Kids best song is Death. I'm not sure I'm familiar with that song. Switch. Come on, dude. Shooting... Shooting Gene Simmons' mouth is a test. Look at this. See that? Losing the ball is not worth 1.5 million, but you can't progress without hitting it. It's annoying. Freaking annoying. Hit it! Yeah! Oh, that's smart, that's smart. You know what, let's do that now. I think it's not the power of the eject, I think it's, um, well yes, it is the power of the eject, but I don't I don't know if I can make it stronger or drop dead. Is that a feature? Like 64? I guess we'll find out. I don't know. That felt pretty good. That felt pretty good. If it's softer, it's going to go bleh. GZ Software turns it up to the max. Why harder? Harder is better. Always be harder. You're not catching up. No one likes a class as ejected. We gotta get it in there to see how hard it is though. Who is the singer of the band? Is it Gene, the bassist? Or is it everybody? Here we go. I kind of like it harder. It's funnable. Paul Stanley is the singer. Oh, there's a lot of dust being kicked up right now. Messing with my allergies. It's actually more playable with the harder. Yeah, it's actually, you can get it on the tip of the flipper. We'll know better because usually it screws up during multiball. Did that go down the center? I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention. Alright, we'll try it super soft now after I'm done with this ball. See if that helps. Okay, we'll try it at its weakest now. Alright? Alright? This could be just a dribble out of his mouth. We're just trying to get a lock so we can see how it reacts. Alright, lock is lit. I drain. It's fine. Take the freaking ball, you dill. Oh. It's not strong enough to get it out. It's not even strong enough to kick it out. I hear a lot of people swearing upstairs. Okay, um, well... That felt good Whoa! It's not... The power... The power is doing zero things. If it's too soft, it won't make it up into his mouth, and if it's too hard... It's like... You have to readjust his tongue or something. I am the doctor. Well, no, it's... Here's the deal, guys. There's something... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do about that. going this hot Well, I'm terrible. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, I think it's stuck. The power didn't work. Alright, folks, this is my last game. I gotta get back to work. I streamed for a lot longer than I thought I was going to. So here we go. I'm a little bit crazy I'm a little bit crazy Yo, Mavs, thanks for the follow, buddy. There's... he had a ball? Thanks, NASCAR. It's always a pleasure to watch you smash balls. That's gone. So done. Are you seeing this? One after another, right down the freaking middle. Laura, leave me alone. I'm divorcing you. I'm at work. Kappa no kappa. Oh yeah, sorry brother dragon. 5pm CST, buddy. Fighting words. We're just going to forego hitting Jinsung's mouth at all costs. For Laura. I mean, for Laura. Terrapin poor føhrer Oh, I hit that That was police Clean. Yes. Yes. See, now the only shot it wants now is in Gene Simmons' mouth. Oh, no, we can do right lane. Okay, we can do right orbit. Oh, that was a slam. Crap. I love you almost as much as Jamie. See? If it's the last time you see me, I'm going to be the one to say goodbye. If it's the last shot you have to make, that shouldn't be... It's like BS, man. It's frickin' BS. I did all that work just to have my last shot be something that I know is going to drain me. There should be a ball saved. At all times when that is being spit at. Almost made it. And that's why I stay single guys, so I can play pinball all I want. Left over So that was a good ball once Oh, I'll do whatever I want Gene Gene, it's a woman's name J.K. Almost locked it out. Almost locked it out. Oh my god, dude. What? Hey, you blew a... You blew a ride, man. I see this. I see this. I am the doctor of the earth. I deserve that. Oh my god! I deserve that keep your hands on the game, folks Minus one Ladies and gentlemen Have a wonderful night Thank you for coming I'm at work So I'm going to go back to work I will see you tomorrow At 5pm EST It's going to be great I love you Go play pinball It's Sunday Sunday Sunday Tomorrow's Monday It's going to be great I love you Sweet dreams And goodbye They call me Dr. Bucks I am the doctor Thank you to all my subs To all my followers And to all my donators And a shout out to all my Patreons Have a great night Tater Happy 20th!

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