# Safe Cracker (Bally 1996) feat. Jen

**Source:** Mystery Pinball Theater 3000  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2024-08-02  
**Duration:** 67m 19s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMH7rayLxiY

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## Analysis

Mystery Pinball Theater hosts gameplay commentary on Bally's Safe Cracker (1996), a timed redemption game where players accumulate time by hitting drop targets and completing objectives to reach a board game feature. The hosts discuss game mechanics, attempt to earn tokens, and note a mechanical issue with stuck drop targets discovered during play.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] Safe Cracker is a timed game with no traditional ball structure; players gain time by hitting drop targets — _Manu explains the game's core mechanic early in the stream_
- [MEDIUM] Original Safe Cracker tokens are worth approximately $1.50 each and are super rare — _Chat informs hosts that OG tokens cost $1.50; hosts note they have $40-50 worth of generic tokens_
- [HIGH] Isaiah placed second in a tournament yesterday with 40 participants, winning $40 with a $5 buy-in — _Isaiah confirmed this achievement on stream; also placed fourth in a Monterey tournament_
- [HIGH] The Safe Cracker cabinet has a mechanical issue with drop targets not resetting properly — _Drop target failure observed mid-game; hosts confirm stuck drop target issue_
- [HIGH] Matt is having custom tokens minted from Freego Watch and ordering a proper coin mechanism to redeem the game — _Manu explains token production and coin mechanism procurement plan_

### Notable Quotes

> "Safe Cracker is a timed game. So there is no ball one, ball two, ball three."
> — **Manu**, early in stream
> _Explains core mechanic distinguishing Safe Cracker from traditional pinball_

> "You can't get more time once you're in sudden death."
> — **Manu**, mid-game
> _Key rule constraint affecting late-game strategy_

> "Those flippers are so tiny. They're actually so tiny."
> — **Jen**, during gameplay
> _Comment on Safe Cracker's compact cabinet design_

> "I went to Monterey, and I played in a tournament for the first time. I got fourth. I beat my dad. He got ninth."
> — **Isaiah**, mid-stream
> _Personal tournament achievement; hosts reference Isaiah's competitive play_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Manu | person | Host of Mystery Pinball Theater; plays Safe Cracker and explains game mechanics |
| Jen (Teets) | person | Guest player on stream; competes with Manu on Safe Cracker; considered joining arcade staff |
| Isaiah | person | Community member present during gameplay; recently placed second in tournament with 40 participants; provides strategic tips on Safe Cracker |
| Matt Henry | person | Boss/manager of the venue; ordering custom tokens and coin mechanism for Safe Cracker redemption |
| Safe Cracker | game | Bally 1996 timed redemption pinball game featuring board game feature, token rewards, and multiple ramp/target mechanics |
| Mystery Pinball Theater | event | YouTube streaming show featuring gameplay commentary and pinball culture discussion |
| Eric | person | Arcade visitor; mentioned as encouraging Jen to stream Call of Duty |
| Sam | person | Venue staff member; involved in token acquisition decision-making |
| Freego Watch | company | Token minting service for custom Safe Cracker tokens |
| Attack from Mars | game | Referenced as comparison game where hosts can earn free plays |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Safe Cracker game mechanics (timed gameplay, drop targets, board game feature), Token redemption system and collectibility, Mechanical maintenance and drop target failures
- **Secondary:** Tournament play and competitive pinball, Streaming content strategy and platform discussion, Arcade venue operations and game upkeep

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.72) — Hosts are enthusiastic about Safe Cracker's gameplay and token rewards. Lighthearted banter throughout. Mechanical issues are noted matter-of-factly without frustration. Community engagement is warm. Minor negative sentiment regarding inappropriate visitor behavior mentioned in anecdote, but framed as entertainment value.

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** Venue actively engaging community through token redemption and custom merchandise (Freego Watch tokens, pin snake promotion) (confidence: high) — Matt ordering custom tokens and coin mechanism; hosts discussing pin snake tool endorsement
- **[event_signal]** Mystery Pinball Theater streams generating audience engagement through live gameplay and community Q&A (confidence: high) — Continuous chat interaction throughout stream; viewers requesting content suggestions and providing gameplay tips
- **[competitive_signal]** Isaiah placing second in recent 40-player tournament; hosts acknowledge his strong play on Safe Cracker (confidence: high) — Isaiah confirmed tournament placement; hosts reference his token-winning success on Safe Cracker
- **[market_signal]** Original Safe Cracker tokens are extremely rare and expensive ($1.50 each), driving need for custom redemption solutions (confidence: medium) — Chat identifies OG token rarity and cost; hosts forced to source alternative tokens due to unavailability
- **[product_concern]** Safe Cracker cabinet exhibits mechanical failure with drop targets not resetting properly during gameplay (confidence: high) — Drop target stuck mid-game; hosts observe failure and confirm it's a recurring issue on this machine

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## Transcript

 You got it, Zo. You got it. Hello, hello, hello. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Hi everybody! Welcome to Mystery Pinball Theater. My name is Manu. Today I have, joining me, I have the lovely Miss Jen, a.k.a. Teets. Don't go there. That happens to be her last name. Hello, Mr. Smith. Hello, sign out. Oh, was that a real fall? No. It wasn't a real, fortunately it wasn't a real fall. It was a fake fall. All right, we're going to try and crack some safes. We're going to try, and I'm going to teach you what I learned last night about this game. Sure. Right? I don't think you attained much. I'm so funny. Well, here's what I learned, right? So safe cracker is a timed game. So there is no ball one, ball two, ball three. Oh, okay. The way you get more time... This is your clock right here. So this will have, I don't know, 45 minutes. They're not really minutes, clearly. And that will count down. Now, once you run out of time, when the Ball Dreams game is over. The object of the game is to get to the board game and play the board game. Oh, okay. And we'll talk about that when you get there. That's okay. You look gorgeous. Thank you. But what you want to do is you want to hit all these drop targets. He drops over there, drops over there, drops over there. You should basically play to get more time. Okay. It's kind of weird. It's kind of weird. Okay. Yeah. So that's all I learned. Good night, everybody. Let's see. All right, so we're going to trade back and forth. You see that? That line is my time left to play. Okay. And there's a switch problem because I got 1,000 points and I didn't do a thing yet. So we need to address that switch that clearly gave me points. Your turn. Okay, shoot the ball. I can't play pinball with my glasses on. And this machine is tiny. It's so cute though. It's very cute. It's tiny. Okay. I'll put it out. So what I'm trying to do right now is I'm trying to keep If I hit ABC If I clear ABC up at the top I don't even know if you guys can see that If I can hit ABC up at the top Which is really hard for you to see I get five more minutes Notice my time is running out right here I got the lock lit Oh! That's a very target. Maybe we'll go in. Are we going into the board game? Not yet. What's up, Ping? Lock the ball. We got a ball locked. It's so loud in here. Oh, my God. Let's see if we can take the rocket up to the top. Rock it to the top, baby. Alright, let's play. Let's play, play. Alright, I'm going to hit fast. Five spots. One, two, three, four, five. More time. Good, good, good. Ooh, 30 minutes. Alright, here we go. Fast. Four. One, two, three, four. I might win a thing. $20,000. Here we go. Guard is chasing me. Guard is going to make a roll and he goes six. One, two, three, four, five, six, which is not fair. Fast. One spot. Great. I triggered the alarm. We're back down here again. Let's lock a ball. Lock a ball. Nope. That's a very target. I escaped with 70,000. Jen, I'm going to get a token like right now. Yeah. One. Oh, am I back up to the top? Oh, I got a key. Fast. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Oh, the dog's coming after me. Dog's coming after me. If this is confusing to you guys too, yes. It's a very confusing game. There we go. Oh, I got a multiball. I think I got TNT multiball. If you spell alarm, you get a multiball. Now I can get more time. So all I want to do is just hit things and get more time. Time, time, time, time, time, time. Time, time. Can I trap up on this? I got 35 minutes. I'll be right there. Woo! Safe cracker, baby. Oh. I got to get back up to the board game. There's three ways to get to the board game. Here, the rocket, and I forget what the last area is. Oh. All right, here we go. Look at how much time I got, Chad. I got way a lot of time. Yeah. So I watched Jack Danger stream this three years ago. And I don't remember if Jack got a token, but I think he wrecked his game. Time is running out. I need to go into the bank. I need to go in. I need to hit that shot right there. Are we back up top? No, we got TNT multiball. Darn. I want to be up top. What's up, Isaiah? Isaiah has many tokens from this game because he is beating this game. Does he? Yeah. He's beating this game. You knew it was here? No, at the museum. Oh, I was going to say, we took out all the things and we got customs. I need more time, I need more time. I'm feeling sleepy. Say hi. Hey Walt! I got plenty of time, plenty of time, plenty of time. How am I doing Isaiah? Take me to the top? Nope, nope. I gotta get back up to the top. I gotta get back. Boom. Are we in there? How do I get back to the top? How do I get back in the friggin' board game? All right. All right. Vault letter. Complete vault to enable vault letter. I'm almost at a million. How do I get back to the friggin' top? Isaiah, do you know how to get back to the top? I'm in sudden death right now There's a ball lock ready There's a ball lock ready Did I get more time? I didn't get any more time Got a ball lock ready Oh, come on My strat was to keep hitting that middle ramp Really? A million? 1.1 million! You can't get more time once you're in sudden death. Oh, crap. Alright, Jen's up. You ready to do this? Just hit the ball. Lots. Lots. Lots. Lots and lots. Intruder alert. I'm actually, I don't know what I'm doing. Until the area is shut down. It's a fun game. I don't know about that. Did anything happen to those guys who were jacking up the hockey game? No, they're actually here jacking up the hockey game again. Oh my god. Look, it's Walter. That's not Walter. That's my friend, Eric. Hi, Eric. I don't know what I'm doing. I know, Daniel. She's gonna crush it even though she doesn't know what she's doing. It's okay. Isaiah, was that a good score? Those flippers are so tiny. I know. They're actually so tiny. Keep playing. Oh, fuck. Let's see. Yeah, they're pretty rough. Right now they're over there beating up the game. Yeah, I don't like them. They're not, like, creepy. I just, like, don't like them. Yeah They're a little bit I mean they're grown ass men And they're beating up A little hockey game I know And it's like The more you beat it The more it's not gonna work You're some ass Like you're complaining That it's not working But you're smacking The absolute shit out of it Like You're You're not supposed to Pick those games up And slam them down Yeah Oh fuck Oh Jen Isaiah got second In a tournament yesterday Oh okay Like 40 people Okay Wait, you won $40. Oh. Well, what was the buy-in? What's up, hoodie? What did I do? You got a multiball. Oh. Go for it. Isaiah, what was the buy-in? $5? Okay, good. Oh, fuck. Good return on your investment. Oh, yeah. I went to Monterey, and I played in a tournament for the first time. Did you really? Yeah, and I got fourth. Damn. I beat my dad. He got ninth. You did? Yeah, he got 9th. He got 9th, I got 4th. Oh, he must be a piss. He was actually proud of me, but he was angry at himself. Alright, you're still in, you're still in. You're out of the multiball. You got plenty of time, you got 15 minutes. Until what? Until sudden death, which means once you drain, that's it. You got 20 minutes, no, you got 15. You got 25 minutes. See if you can hit the ramp. Keep going, keep going, keep going. 20 minutes remaining. She's at $272,000. Oh. She is a criminal. You know it. Oh. Nice. Why is this so fast? Boom. Got the ramp. Boom. So, Isaiah, you kept hitting the ramp over and over again. Let's see how much she got. She got... Your turn. How much? $337,000. $37,000 Yeah, it's actually pretty good All right So ramp ramp ramp we're gonna go ramp all day So guys when you get a token it falls out of the front of the game and rolls down the glass Never seen that happen yet. I'm gonna keep my glasses on because that was actually pretty good with glasses. A lot of action on this game up in the pops. A lot of action. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. There you go. Damn. You want to make those lanes. Oh, nice. There you go Alright, let's see if we can Oh, that was mean Wow, that sucked Okay, let's clear these lanes Five more minutes Ramp, alright Ramp again You can backhand this ramp all day Boom Ball locked Here we go, here we go Boom. Up to the roof, baby. Up to the roof. Here we go. Here we go. Alright. I do always too fast. Always too fast. Oh, the short. I got the short route from the front. More time. Alright, here we go. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's go, let me go, let me go. I am, I am. Four. One, two, three, four. Oh, oh, oh, I'm close, Jen. I'm like four away. Four, four away. Four. Oh my god, holy fuck, it's four. Well, the cop rolled the six. Four! One, two, three! Did I do it? What did I do? You got a token! Where is it? You got a token! You got a token! Oh, shit. Wait, it says, when you cash out, it's It just says token. No, no cash back. It's crap. It's not a real It's not a real safe cracker token though I know we don't have that working yet though. Oh, well Matt Matt ordered it. I don't know We'll just keep it at the front And and once you get a token, what do you do you graduate? Okay So here's here's the story about the tokens guys I'll tell you as soon as I'm done the whole story about the safecracker tokens and why we don't have actual safecracker tokens in our safecracker. They're super rare. They're super rare. So that's a short story. So what we're going to do is Matt is having special tokens minted from Freego Watch. So like special Freego Watch tokens that you can win. And we're also getting, ah, thank you for that. Thank you for that clip, Isaiah. Matt is getting the proper coin mech to redeem the game. So you supposed to put the token back in but we need a coin back that will read that Do you know how much each original stage tracker token is worth No. Oh, I thought you did. No, I don't. But I got a token. Yes, you did. That's exciting. So now I'm going to wipe the glass down because people said it was good. Okay. I don't know how I'm supposed to do this. Woo! Well, thank you for joining us today. Real? Yeah, we might as well stop because I did the thing. Oh my god, shut up. Maybe I want to do the thing. The thing has been done. Mystery Pinball Theater has one million dollars! Okay, is this clean for everyone's liking? It's cold. It's clean. Go ahead Jen, you do it. I have work. Oh you have work right now? Well I am working right now. Wait, what am I doing? The same thing I did last time. You're cracking the safe. And the safe area is shut down. Let's see. Is there a skill shot? Is there a skill shot Isaiah? I'm not aware that is one. How much is each OG safe cracker token worth? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna say Pride or Tobin won. Do not know. Oh, you know why they did Clean the Glass? Because I have a redemption called Clean the Glass. Oh! But I'm glad you cleaned the glass, because I forgot. I thought they were talking about like, oh it's like dirty. I was like, shit, sorry. Thanks for your donation. You got $50,000 from a strange lady. Oh. Oops. Wah wah. Wah wah wah wah wah. Look at this. What? Safe record token. $1.50? $1.50 each? I mean, if we have... We have like, what, $50? Oh, shit. That's expensive. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's way too expensive. We have like $40 or $50 of them. That's... That is way too expensive. Ping the net. Matt and Sam kicked them some more. Yeah. Well, see, here's the thing. Matt originally said hey, let's let's set it up so everybody can get a token and then Matt and Sam the other Matt and Sam Was like no And I can see why What does that mean What was the word eating eating is the term meaning good Good, yes. Oh my god, devouring. Yes, devouring. Thank you. Well, someone, someone. Oh my god. Yes, Isaiah. Thank you. Well, people are telling me that I'm devouring. And Isaiah said no comes less. Thanks, Isaiah. I don't know what world I'm in anymore, man. Oh my god, Isaiah, I broke up with my boyfriend. Oh, just let everyone know on stream. She's 16, guys. Yeah, no. Don't hit me up. She's just 16 years old. You know that song? Leave her alone. You don't know this song? I gotta show you this video. It's the super creepiest video. You guys know Benny Mardonas, right? These guys in the chat know Benny Mardonas. Sure. He's a rocker from back in the day, and he wrote this song called Into the Night, and it's about him falling in love with a 16-year-old girl. How old is he? He's like fucking 40. Right? But here's the thing. I thought you were going to say like 20. No, no. Maybe 25. No, no. Benny Mardone was literally pushing 40 when I wrote that song. But here's the funny part, right? He did a video. Oh, that's so bad. Because he was like, no, it's just a story. We just made it up. But the video was of him like creeping on a 16-year-old girl, and then he puts her on of like a carpet and then they're flying and making out but but jen the song slaps it's a really good song so people kind of give them a pass it's giving oh my god hello drake it's so good i know mima's correct man is demographics and man is chat have like a 20-year gap in both directions Oh my god. That's an action. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Let's get another token. Jen, let's get another token. Oh my god, yeah. I want one. I'm taking this one. All right, I'll give the next token and we get to you. All right. Let's go, let's go. I got 15 minutes left. 15 minutes. 15 minutes. These split-flippers are so small. Oh my god, I got to tell them about the Jelly Belly factory. Okay. Go for it. Jen went to the Jelly Belly Factory yesterday. Okay. I'm playing Xenon all of a sudden. Okay. I know, I know. This is a bad game right here. This is not a good game. This is not a good game. Come on, give me some action. Give me some action. Action. That's going to hit that. Yeah, it hit it. Lock it up. Lock it up. Lock it up. Let's go to the roof. Let's go to the roof. Go to the roof. Ah. Oh. Ready? Lock it up, Jen. Ready? Oh. Oh. Oh. Isn't that so good? Maybe. Huh? Isn't that so good? Isn't that so good? Yeah, I guess so. I gotta go to the roof. I wanna go to the roof. Roof! Woo! I'm gonna get a sandwich for Bill. It's a regular ball, Mima. Unfortunately, it's a regular ball with a small pinball machine. Alright, that's the long way. Four. He wants $152,000. Try less. Try less. Alright, I'll give you $100,000. I'll give you $100,000. But if I give him money, he still doesn't leave me alone. Blibberts, select a code. ATM? ATM? So that, you have to find a word that actually spells something. Four. One, two, three, four. Five. Dude! Oh, no. Dog. Dog. Dog. Uh-oh. Run. Run. Let's get out of here. Bad dog. Bad dog. Bad dog. Bad dog. Bad dog. I basically gotta hit the um Gotta hit the Entrance again Oh no No He's chasing me I gotta hit that Here we go Nope Nope Nope Here we go Here we go He got me Oh the cyberdome got me I'm dead What's up Ghost Flippa? Save Cracker! Alright. Alright. That was not a nice thing to do. So I can't get any more time right now because I'm in... I'm in... Sudden Death. I think I have the multiball now. That was dumb, right? No big balls on stream today. Just a small game. What about Kid Rock's line? Young ladies, young ladies. I like them underage. See, some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory. Is that a real Kid Rock lyric? This is why I don't listen to Kid Rock. Did you get another one? No. Oh my god, did you hear about the guy that came in here and started screaming the N-word at Matt? Come here. So, a guy came in. and scream the N-word at Matt Henry. Yes. Okay. It was, like, actually so ridiculous. This guy came in as soon as we opened and took a shit in the bathroom, and Matt was like, you can't just come in here and take a shit. It's for customers. And he's like, fuck you, I've been here longer than you. And then Matt gets out, and then he came back home talking to Greg and offering him, like, a joint and stuff. So I'm like, oh, he's probably chill, you know. And then he starts talking about how some old man kicked him out of the shop, And Greg thought he was talking about Pat. And then Matt couldn't leave the conversation. No, that was me. And... Oh. And then he became an N-word? Yeah, and then he was like, If you kick me out, that makes you an N-word. And, like, you were screaming it. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Oh, shit. Oh. It was crazy. I needed that just to be heard on screen. I truly needed my viewers to know what happens if we go watch on a daily friggin' basis. Oh, fuck. I can't. I don't know if I like these tiny flippers. Tiny flippers? I don't know if I like them. It's kind of weird. You miss it, Isaiah? Trust me. It'll be here when you get back. So hit that ramp if you can. Okay. I got you. Yeah, they're still playing, um... Well, yeah, they're a lot calmer today. They're calmer today. Like, they brought about... Where the fuck is the ball? Oh, we're in the... we're up top. Oh. Let's get a good view of that. No, no, no. Two spots forward. Is that good? You got captured? There is no escape. Ah, they captured you. I don't know what I'm doing! It's really hard to... It's just like rolling the dice up there and then trying to get away. Redeems and customs are still turned off mr. they are really why they turn off you know what I say I don't have my headphones so I can't hear them even if I turn them on so you can you guys can have at it and have fun okay is this good I don't know what I'm doing So far you're doing it. Why are they turned off? They shouldn't be turned off. Stop. Head for the entrance. Oh, they're not turned off, Isaiah. You know what? Locked entry mode activated. I didn't have Sammy running. All players are now activated. Oh my god, wait. I haven't seen the compiling. Jelly Bell. Free for all game activated. Okay, let's talk about Jelly Bell. Jelly Bell is activated. You have been turned into a theater version 4.0 It was a Jelly Belly factory and it was super cute I got a photo with Mr. Jelly Belly Oh, bitch, it won't Hold it right here Okay Hold it where my hand is There's a camera, right? Pointing straight up Oh, yeah, you can do that, too You can do that, too Yeah, there you go It was so cute Okay, yeah Is that his name, Mr. Jelly Belly? Yeah. Wow. They're like mascot. And I go at like a Jelly Belly dispensers. Great. You actually go, it's in Fairfield. So wonderfully original. Let's name him Mr. Jelly Belly. Yeah, we're not going to try hard today. Sorry. Sorry. What is it? Tunnel Records. Oh. Can I get one? I don't want one. Tunnel Records store in Byron. I don't want one. poking around in that safe cracker cabinet is 90.5 by 44.5 normal battery 22 by 52 yeah let's see really feels even smaller hey it does it feels really small we're getting it we're getting another one I played the hell out of this on pinball effects last night so I'd be prepared I got my magic quite redeem I got my magic queen I'm achievement go go go go go see I think I just got lucky because I happened to pick a route That was very, very quick to get to quick wheel value. All right. OK. I'm on my way. The guard opened the door for me. All right. Hey, look up here. Up here. Up. It's time to play a board game. OK. Five. Look at me rocking the fives. You? Dudes. Oh, I got wingshoes What I don't understand what we choose is okay What's up Grammy This game is hard to stream because I can't really look at chat Wow, I got $100,000. Guard is chasing me. Two. Oh, the guard is not even close to me, Jen. Three. One, two, three. Oh, no! Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that was heartbreaking. There was two chances for me to get in and one with the lock and I hit the lock. That was so awful. This game is so cute. I don't know, what are you doing with the dong dong dong dong? 15 minutes until area shut down. The sounds on this are really cute. No! Come on, come on, come on, come on. Give me time. Give me time. I need a multiball. I haven't even started alarm. Still got a little time A little time No Close call Close call I in sudden death Hit that ramp. I know. I'm trying. I'm trying to hit that ramp. Let's just let it settle. Oh, here we go. Oh my god. Here we go. Got it. Hit it again. Got it. Hit it again. Hit it again. I got one foot in the door. One foot in the vault, you guys. Oh, why is it so hard to hit things with little flippers? One spot away. One spot away. One spot away. What is that? One foot in the door. One foot in the door. Other in the grave. One spot away. Yeah. All right. I got it. At least two tokens today. At least? Why is it not four? Four players? Yeah. Well, that's the nature of the game. It's all about time. So, Valley was trying something different back in the day. Back in the day? Yeah, they were trying like a redemption game. Oh. Oh, is it disabled? No, it shouldn't be disabled. Maybe it's on cue. Maybe it's cued up. I'll check for you, Footronic. How are you, buddy? No. I'm not very good at this, guys. I'm not a pinball expert. Well, this is weird. Weird pinball. If we play, like, Attack from Mars, I can get a free game on that. Or, like, 007. I love 007. I saw Twisters last night. Wasn't much of a fan. Oh, Twisters is kind of the next version of Twister about the hurricanes and stuff. Oh, I hadn't heard about it. Um, try it again. Tornadoes. Try it again, Jordan. Not hurricanes. Should I get my own stream? We can do like get readies with me. Shit! So Jen wants to know if she should get her own stream. I mean, okay. No, don't do that. You know Jen, here's the thing about female Twitch streamers. They automatically become affiliate just by showing up. Yeah, don't you get money? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. I mean, I don't get much. You would get enough. So, should I start? What do you do? Get ready with me. What do you do? Get ready with me. What does that mean? Okay guys Yeah I'm getting texted. Oh Oh, oh, I already bought it I all ready Purchased it It's coming soon. So, Matt Henry. My boss. Your boss. I love my boss. We'll get back to the should Jen start a Twitch stream thing later. Maybe never. Okay. No. I mean. Y'all would watch me. I'm more entertaining than him. Doing what? What are you playing? No, just talking. We can just have a cute little conversation. Okay. Find a game to play. Find a game to play. Alright, so check this out. Yeah. This is more important. Well, it's my boss, so everything's more important. So Matt told me you should order this. See that? Pinsnake. So have you guys seen the Pinsnake? So a pin snake is A device used To clean a pinball machine So you wrap the snake in like a towel And then you can fish it around Oh that's so cute Oh I already ordered it She does better hair That's true Kaneda is a pin snake It's still going It's still Going I won a token already trying for another okay I'm sure Becca can 3d print you one yeah it's a little it's a little she could she could 3d print one but it's a little more complicated also because There's a little bit to it. To the pin snake. I figured I'd support the guy and give him a shot. Oh my god. Ten minutes until area shut down. Oh my god. Watch your back. I told Matt I want a token. He goes, great. I go, all I got was a shitty generic token that I can't even redeem. Where'd he go? What'd he say? He didn't say anything yet. Oh, he's a little like... face Let's see. Oh, we're your Charlie's birthday party How was it great I made cookies everyone loves my cookies guys, I'm a great baker Then why don't you why don't you cook like on Twitch you can cook oh My god y'all should my switch be about baking and cooking I don't really have an esmetic kitchen though. That's okay. Okay, would y'all watch that? Let me know. Oh my god, I could get like a cute little apron too. Oh, that's so cute. Frienders loves cookies. What's up, Weirdami? Does she realize how creepy Twitch people are? Especially after a certain time. What is that time? Here, you re-chat now. After a certain time. What is that time? Tell us what the time is. After 5.37 p.m. Okay, I'm on my way. It doesn't matter what it is if you wear the right shirt. Okay. Yep. Hey, give me something. Isaiah, I'm really impressed with my ability to set up on this game, actually. It's not stream-friendly at all. The pin lights are too big for it. I think you can see the pin lights. They're like... They're shoved underneath. It's so not friendly to like screaming. I know. Oh! You just broke the glass. I don't know. Jenny, you should stream Call of Duty. I'd stream Fortnite. Play Fortnite? Yeah. I'm not good. Irrelevant. Well, Eric said I should stream Call of Duty. You have been terminated. Stream what? Call of Duty? Yeah. Nice day. There you go. Maybe. We love that. It doesn't matter what it is. What about me, chat? Oh, shit. What about me, chat? Does it matter if I wear the right shirt? These are comments I never hear. You know what? Screw you guys. All of you. Stay mad. Yes. You don't want that, you don't want that. That was actually foul. That's not a thing you want. Does your son watch your streams? Eh, sometimes. Not really. They're on an airplane right now. Oh shit, yeah. They're on an airplane right now. Oh shit, yeah. You got a ramp. Get another ramp. I'm trying! What do you think I'm doing? Oh fuck. Alright, you're gonna go to rocket to the moon. Once you get to the middle... Oh! Oh, you're going in the front way. You're going in the front way. Okay, you're in the front way. You're in the front way. You're in the front way. You're in the front way. Okay, you're in the front way. Let's go. What am I doing? Board game. Fast. Three. One, two, three. $20,000. Good. And three. One, two, three. More money. More money. More money. Good job. Oh, shit. The cops are alerted. The cops spin. What do I do? You keep going fast. Oh, four. One, two, three, four. Ah, the dog is hit. Here comes the dog. Dog's coming. What? Shoot it back into the cellar. Oh. Oh, you got a lot. Hit it again. Hit it again. Boom. Placing the glass on a solid surface. You got a multiball. Woo. One more time. Setting down on a freezing basement floor. That's Isaiah's strategy. He's getting that right. Which absolutely works. Nice. Ta-da. You're getting time. Get the magic token! I don't know how! Alright, let's see. You're going to make my eczema come back. Let me hop on Fortnite. Pinball hot tub stream win. What would Pinbot say? We're now redeemed Pac-Man. Speaking of airplanes, I officially bought my ticket from Japan. Nice. September 8th, out of LAX to Japan. W. 15 minutes until the airplane. Keep going, keep going. Keep going. You still got 15 minutes. Oh, there's more. Oh. Look at you. You got half a million dollars right now. Magic token. Play. We Buy Pinball. Thank you for the fix. What up, We Buy Pinball? Oh, that was you that said get the magic token. Nice. You got that locked in. Money, money, money. 11 donuts. Donuts help you bribe the cops. Okay. 600. Let's keep going. about 700 right no you're gonna end up with about 700 you almost broke a million yo is was that good guys stop your grinning and drop your linen good job I'd say 3000. Am I good? That is good. The average score is about 300. 300? Yeah. Good job, Jen. Good job, Teets. Alright, we got a couple more in us. You guys can vote on what Jen is going to be streaming on Twitch. Do you even have a computer? I guess. You had to get MacBooks for school. If you didn't have a MacBook, they would not let you go to that school. Wait, MacBooks? Why not Chromebooks? No, no. I went to private school. You had to get a MacBook. If you did not have a MacBook, they would not let you go. Did they buy the MacBooks for you? No. Man. So you had to get your dad to buy a MacBook? Well, like, I got it before I went to that school for, like, a Christmas birthday gift. But, like, if you didn't have one prior, you had to get one. Dude, tuition was like $2,000 a month. And then you still had to pay, like, over $100. Uh, no, it's like in class. Uh-oh. I just noticed a problem again. We just lost another drop target again. We have an issue with a drop target on this game. Did you guys see that? Alright. I don't know what that is. Yeah. Oh, okay. I still gotta come by and see that pinball. Is it an electromechanical? It was made in like the 50s. Yep. Electromechanical. Yeah. Yeah. So there is an issue with that drop target again. We broke the game, Jen. Why? What did we do? There's a stuck drop target up there. If you look, there's two, there's not three. Oh. There's two up, yeah. And the ones on that side aren't coming out. Oh boy. . Well, this is, who's is this? Is this Sam's? She just streamed Fallout 4 Why? Why is she streamed Fallout? What is that? You never heard of Fallout? No. What is Fallout? It's a... Oh, okay. It's a first-person game. All of the free time I have is, like, It's like We're sleeping That's valid What's that oh I disabled the alarm A sleep stream, haha, what's up big ninja man? That's robbery. Card rolls. Four. Five. Oh. I've had all my friends making jokes in chat. That's so cute, Isaiah. Yeah. Jenny, you should stream Roblox. No. Your time is running out. This game takes... I'm going to fix it before I leave. This game takes a lot of damage in like one game. Did those drops come up again? They're not coming up. Yeah. 25 minutes until the show ends. Jen, you should stream people watching stream and just haze Miranda. There you go. That's good. That sounds illegal. 30 minutes until the show ends. Jen, you should stream... Yeah, you should stream just watching streams and then just insult people. That sounds so mean. I don't want to do that. Guys, my last stream before... Before a trip? Yeah. I won't be here next time we stream. Sorry. I'm probably gonna be home next week. She's leaving on a jet plane. She don't know when she'll be back again. Lock is lit. I got lots of time. Wow. Wow, why do I have so much time? I don't want to turn this into a text stream, but I gotta fix those um... UGH! I gotta fix those drops. That's the Jama- yes. That is the Jamaican remix. UGH! Oh That's a gen shot right there I'm trying what's called trying Enter the cellar when lit. Enter the cellar when lit. Text stream. I got a million. I got a million. It's really a good question. Cellar. Man, I know why those drops are not working. These drops, I've got to figure out. Want to try again? Try hard? Yeah, sure. Try hard? Okay. Um. Oh, fuck. Dude, that's like a nice chair. Oh, you turned it off? Okay. What? No, I'm good. I don't like sitting that much. You could sit and play pinball like an old person. That's exactly what I don't want to do. It does have... No, Pink Ninja Man, it has... It does, but they're not actual Safecracker tokens. Because they took the actual Safecracker tokens out and put in kind of cheapo tokens. Yeah, they're not cute. So... Uh, you'd be hard-pressed to find a safecracker nowadays that has actual safecracker tokens in it. Cause these, they're really expensive. They're like a dollar fifty, right? A buck fifty each. And they have like forty or fifty. You got a good run, you got a good run. Oh, two is not good. 50k. Let's get a big number now. Four. Good. More money. The cops are coming though now. Alright. Arrow. Okay. Two. Dog. You gotta shoot it back in there to stop the dog. Okay. Or the cellar, which is the shot to the left. Boom! Dog defeated. Good job. 120,000. Back to the board game. Oh, shit. Here we go. Oh, you can do it, Jen. You can do it. Wait, what am I doing? Oh, you can still do it. The guard is chasing you? But he's never going to get close to you. Look, he's all the way down there. He's flying down. Okay, let's do it. Let's go, let's go, let's go. One. Good, good. Pick your position with the flipper buttons. I can't believe you're doing this to me. Oh! Oh, my God. I don't know what's happening. Okay, okay, okay. You're four away. Four away. He's never gonna catch you! Oh! Bolt alarm! Alright, shoot the cellar again. Oh, the cellar is... What? What am I... Okay. Oh, that thing. There you go! Oh, it's gotta go all the way in! You got this! You got this, Jen! Oh my god! Oh, you got a multiball! Okay, oh well. Well, whatever. Okay. Alright, once this multiball is done, you can shoot that cellar again. Oh, it doesn't count if I shoot the cellar? No, not now. Oh, fuck. Are you still in? You're still in. I don't know, I guess. Yep, you're still in. So close. The board game will be reset. Aww. Pink Ninja Man knows this game. Okay, they're opening the door. Okay, here we go. The game reset, though. Four. Is four not good? No, four is good, but you were right there before. Oh. Four is always one, two, Oh, the dog. You have to beat the dog again. You can shoot the cellar or the vault entrance. Or the ramp, I think. Can she shoot the ramp? No, the ramp doesn't count. Oh, you're so close. Oh, you got another multiball. Oh, I think you got TNT. I don't know. Boom. I don't know. Even if you don't get a token, your score is redonkulous now. I don't know what I'm doing though. You're doing great. Seller book or bank? Okay. So there's three places you can shoot. Oh, did that count? I don't know! Stop asking me questions! Alright, so the multiball is over, so let's go back into one of the entrances. Are any of the entrances lit? None of the entrances are lit again. Blowing up everything. No, none of the entrances are lit, so we gotta relight entrances. Wow, no shit, Sherlock. What am I- We got ten minutes. Very unique game, I gotta say. Very unique. What am I hitting? Uh, more stuff. Good stuff. Intruder is now in sudden death. learning the shots. Doesn't matter about the board game right now. Look at this, a million. I bet you got a million. 900. Yay. Come on. Come on. That was freaking. You have been too mean to me. That hurt my eye. I know. Nice team. I think we're done. I'm going to let Jen end it right there. If you can break a million in safe cracker, I think you got a really good game yeah I would not play again I don't in a lifetime to have experience I feel like I feel like he should I feel like he should charge 50 cents for this guys I make a stream yes or no my entertaining and up to make are you You're too entertained! Yeah. Who's more entertaining, me or him? I wanna know. Yeah, I know I am. How much- yes, just be ready for lots of creeps. Exactly, George. Um, how much would you pay to play Safecrack on location? We have it set to 75. My vote is 50. 50 cents? Yeah, my vote is 50. I might ask Matt if he could bring it down to 50. No one understands... Did Sam also set the fire? Or is it just him? No, it's usually just Matt. Maybe he put it higher because it's like a newer game. He did. Yeah. Entertain, but don't start a stream. No one wants you to start a stream. You know what? We want you to start a stream when you're 18. How about that? Does that sound good? By that time, I probably won't. By that time, yes. She will have gotten that out of her system, and she can go do other things like be in the medical field. rocket science or or anything else i would play i would play it more on fifty but would like to pay at least one day uh... without yet like the only one game for a dollar uh... the most of the two dollars in place i guys thank you so much Join me tomorrow in the theater. We're going to have Homegrown B-Dub himself. He has worked. You know him. You love him. Homegrown B-Dub here on Twitch. The animator for one of the guys who works on visual effects on The Simpsons. Tomorrow night in the theater, we are doing a movie that he did visual effects on. So Homegrown picked a bunch of movies. We're going to rip one of them. Homegrown is going to be with us at 8 p.m. Pacific time. It's going to be a lot of fun Foodtronic Manu Jordan How was your day? Really now? Jen, what did you have for lunch? A Gatorade A Gatorade A blue Gatorade Yum Breakfast of champions And what did I have? I had an orange Gatorade So we had liquid lunches. I've had watching the stream a lot. Isaiah had half a Subway sandwich from yesterday. Of course. Hydraulic sandwich. Manu, what's the Gatorade double feature? Well, blue and orange. What does that mean, the double feature? She had a blue, I had an orange. They're not actually flavors, they're just colors. Well, yeah, they all kind of taste the same. They all taste like medicine. No, they don't, they taste good. Medicine. No, they taste good. They actually taste good. Blue is the best? Yeah, see? Blue is the best! I told you! Why is this chair always- One winner later. Later. Alright. Sugar water, yeah. Kinda. It's the Gatorade double feature. Blue is the better flavor. It's science. Yeah. Alright, bye guys! I'll see you in the theater tomorrow! Say bye-bye! Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for watching!

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