# Day 5 of METALLICA!! March 2015 - 1 / 2

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-03-23  
**Duration:** 120m 1s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRlEo5qyktA

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## Analysis

Jack Danger and Nick Campbell stream Day 5 of Metallica pinball gameplay at Deadflip, featuring competitive 2v3 matches, discussion of game mechanics (Sparky multiball, Sad Patron mode, Crank It Up), and commentary on code updates via thumb drive/DIP switches on 2013 Stern machines. The stream includes casual banter about music licensing issues with Twitch, game difficulty settings (tournament mode, no ball saves), and interactions with chat viewers.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] Metallica pinball machine purchased new in-box approximately one year ago (around MGC last year), after Star Trek release — _Bob (machine owner) states: 'we purchased it about a year ago... it was just after the MGC last year when I purchased it... Maybe it was Star Trek.'_
- [HIGH] Metallica code updates are downloaded from Stern's website on a thumb drive; older machines require DIP switch 8 to be flipped before plugging in — _Jack Danger explains: 'It's all on a thumb drive. You download it from Stern's website, take off the back glass, stick it in there... you have to slip a dip switch. What's a dip switch? It's the number 8, I believe, you have to slip and then plug it in there.'_
- [HIGH] Spike 3 platform eliminates need for DIP switch flipping—users can simply plug in thumb drive — _Jack Danger: 'But with the new Spike 3 you just plug in there a thumb drive and that's it.'_
- [HIGH] Deadflip configures games to tournament settings: no ball saves, no extra balls, wide outlanes, one warning tilt — _Jack Danger explains: 'We don't remove the rubbers out of the machines... tournament settings so that it isn't random... no ball saves, no extra balls. Outlanes as wide as they can be... One warning tilt.'_
- [HIGH] Buffalo Pinball initiated a high score challenge against Deadflip but then rescinded it, citing difficulty of cross-machine comparison due to different settings (ball saves, extra balls) — _Jack Danger: 'Buffalo Pinball threw down a high score challenge last night... they tweeted at me, and then they told me, never mind... It's hard to do a challenge if you're not playing the same game... because they have ball saves and stuff like that. We definitely do not have any of that stuff.'_
- [HIGH] Twitch's music-muting algorithm sometimes blocks Metallica audio during livestreams despite the music being licensed in the game — _Jack Danger frustrated: 'I missed the stream yesterday and tried to watch the recorded version on Twitch, but the sound was muted for third-party music... music-muting algorithm they have just... Sometimes Metallica makes it through, sometimes it doesn't.'_

### Notable Quotes

> "So, um, now... Whatcha gonna do bud? I solidified that shot. Let's go for... I don't wanna keep shooting Sparky, that's boring. For the internet. You mean you don't wanna win?"
> — **Jack Danger (Jon Hey) and Nick Campbell**, ~27:00
> _Captures the casual competitive banter and player mentality of choosing exciting shots over optimal strategy during streaming_

> "It's all on a thumb drive. You download it from Stern's website, take off the back glass, stick it in there... you have to slip a dip switch... But with the new Spike 3 you just plug in there a thumb drive and that's it."
> — **Jack Danger**, ~1:02:30
> _Explains code update process for modern vs legacy Stern machines; signal of Spike 3 platform evolution_

> "I started nothing either, folks, so you know what I'm doing... We set our games about as hard as you can find out in the world."
> — **Jack Danger**, ~1:15:00
> _Confirms Deadflip's deliberate difficulty configuration (tournament settings) as venue philosophy_

> "If I designed that machine, I'd have a microphone in it, and if anyone said nap, it's an insta-tilt."
> — **Jack Danger**, ~34:00
> _Humorous design commentary reflecting playfield mechanic observations during gameplay_

> "Sad Patrol! Sad Patron! That was out. Uh oh. Nailed it."
> — **Jack Danger and Nick Campbell**, ~28:00
> _Playful confusion/wordplay about song mode name ('Sad Patron' vs 'Sad Patrol') during competitive play_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Deadflip host, Stern pinball designer, streamer playing Metallica and providing rules commentary; 6'7" tall |
| Nick Campbell | person | Deadflip guest/co-player during 2v3 competitive match, brought beer, participates in gameplay and banter |
| Bob | person | Machine owner; purchased Metallica new in-box approximately one year ago (around MGC), after Star Trek release |
| Crystal | person | Deadflip community member/viewer mentioned as potentially attending but missing stop on transit; described as 'as weird as the rest of us' |
| Deadflip Pinball | organization | Streaming channel and arcade venue operated by Jack Danger; features gameplay content, tournament-difficulty settings, no ball saves/extra balls configuration |
| Metallica (pinball machine) | game | Stern pinball machine from 2013 with multiple code revisions; features Sparky multiball, Sad Patron mode, Crank It Up multiball, grave marker multiball; tournament-difficulty venue settings |
| Buffalo Pinball | organization | Pinball streaming/content organization that initiated high score challenge against Deadflip but rescinded it due to machine configuration differences |
| Stern Pinball | company | Manufacturer of Metallica and other machines discussed; distributes code updates via website thumb drive downloads |
| Spike 3 platform | product | New Stern hardware platform that simplifies code updates by eliminating DIP switch requirement; represents technology evolution |
| MGC | event | Pinball tournament/event referenced as temporal marker for machine purchase timing (approximately one year before stream) |
| Twitch | company | Streaming platform with music-muting algorithm that blocks some Metallica audio during VODs despite licensing in actual game |
| Revolution Brewery (Antihero) | product | Beer brand consumed during stream; hosts jokingly suggest they should be sponsored given Metallica theme |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Metallica pinball gameplay and mechanics, Code updates and hardware platforms (DIP switches, Spike 3, thumb drive installation), Tournament difficulty settings and machine configuration, Competitive match play and strategy
- **Secondary:** Streaming, licensing, and Twitch music-muting issues, Deadflip venue philosophy and operations, Community engagement and viewer interaction
- **Mentioned:** Cross-venue high score challenge logistics

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.78) — Hosts express enthusiasm for gameplay, the game itself, and community interaction. Casual frustration with tilts and missed shots typical of competitive play. Negative sentiment toward Twitch music-muting algorithm. Overall tone is energetic, fun, and community-focused.

### Signals

- **[event_signal]** Deadflip Day 5 Metallica stream represents multi-day streaming event with competitive gameplay, rules education, and community viewership engagement (confidence: high) — Stream title 'Day 5 of METALLICA' and Jack Danger commentary: 'Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for coming to watch us play pinball, especially all week. This has been Metallica.'
- **[community_signal]** Deadflip maintains strict tournament-difficulty settings (no ball saves, wide outlanes, one warning tilt) reflecting commitment to competitive integrity and replicating tournament conditions (confidence: high) — Jack Danger details configuration philosophy: 'We keep the games Papa Duke difficult that you might find out in the world in tournaments... no ball saves, no extra balls'
- **[event_signal]** Buffalo Pinball attempted to organize high score challenge against Deadflip but rescinded due to machine configuration incompatibility (ball saves, extra balls variance) (confidence: high) — Jack Danger: 'Buffalo Pinball threw down a high score challenge... they tweeted at me, they're like, disregard what was said. Nothing to see here. It's hard to do a challenge if you're not playing the same game'
- **[licensing_signal]** Twitch music-muting algorithm sporadically blocks Metallica audio during VODs despite music being licensed in the game, creating viewer experience friction (confidence: high) — Jack Danger frustrated: 'the sound was muted for third-party music... Sometimes Metallica makes it through, sometimes it doesn't. And no amount of me saying this is licensed music from a game solves any of that'
- **[technology_signal]** Spike 3 platform eliminates manual DIP switch requirement for code updates, representing meaningful hardware/software UX improvement (confidence: high) — Jack Danger explains Spike 3 simplification: 'with the new Spike 3 you just plug in there a thumb drive and that's it' vs older requirement to flip DIP switch 8

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## Transcript

 Hey, what's that smell? Thank you. That's a Miller. That's a Bramble. That's a Bramble. Clump, clump, clump. What is here racking up? Right. Need the air on the set. Uh, Jaded, that's a great question. It doesn't tell me the name of the song. I'm not sure, man. I'm not sure what the song is. Um, something from Metallica. Something Metallica related. I think it's Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus, I believe it is. Little known fact, Miley Cyrus, the original lead singer of Metallica. Thanks, Jaded. 14 tilts? Are you kidding me? Man, we are screwing it up. Ever since we set that tilt, man. Set it too tight. Oh, there you go. That one's gonna get to now, and on. For as long as we've had this game, I still don't know the words to half of these songs. Slip out, you're dead! I missed the stream yesterday and tried to watch the recorded version on Twitch, but the sound was muted for third-party music. Man, are you kidding me? You know... Oh, no, he's coming back. He's coming back. You know, that sort of, like, music-muting algorithm they have just... You know, they pick on us when they can. Sometimes Metallica makes it through, sometimes it doesn't. And no amount of me saying, you know, this is licensed music from a game... Solves any of that. This is licensed music on this Napster pinball machine we have. Napster pinball machine. We're drinking an Antihero from Revolution Brewery here in Chicago. Not sponsored, but we sure as hell should be. Haven't they heard? It's a Metallica game. Yeah, alright, get over it, Metallica, come on. Come on, Metallica. Donate to kids, man. Jeez. Nick Campbell's here! My phone's going off, Crystal says bleh, the traffic is bonkers. Bleh. Um, Crystal's trying to get here. Number one, she missed her stop. Probably sleeping, That happens a lot. I used to do that a lot when I rode the red line. You'd like wake up and you're at Howard or something, the end of the line, and you're just like, I fucked up. Yeah, it gets bad. I think I'm just going to go, okay, never mind. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is the last day on Metallica. This is a pro model of the machine. We've had this machine, was this the new one Bob, when you got it? Yes. My man. And you bought this about a year ago. I'd say about a year ago. This game's from 2013, so it's been out for a little bit. It's gone through many code revisions. Actually, I think it was just after the MGC last year when I got it. Oh, really? So it was... Wait, what was the release then? That was... Star Trek? Yeah, probably Star Trek. Maybe after this? I don't know. I forgot the word. That's okay. Maybe it was Star Trek. It might be Star Trek. But yeah, this was a new in-box game when we got it. And we've cleaned it plenty of times, even on screen. And if you go back to... Oh, we made a highlight of me explaining the rules from day three. I go pretty in-depth on that thing. We'll try to explain some stuff today, but mostly it's going to be us trying to sack-tap each other with a pinball machine. Is that how you... You want to do a two-on-three battle? A battle, yeah. We're going to do a two-on-three. So let me switch cameras over. Nick was kind enough to bring in some beer. Let's go, um, just row? Row. Ready? Damn. Gotcha. Go, row. I'm going second. All right, let me switch it over. What's this song called? Sad Patrol. Oh, God, I love Sad Patrol. Because that's the name of the song. Sad Patrol. It's a tequila song, Sad Patron. You drank some Sad Patron. Hey! Hey! Sad Patron. All right, for you folks that don't know, really quick, skill shot. There's a super skill shot. There's a mega super skill shot. Don't look them up. My approach is just beat the crap out of Sparky and call it a day. Yo, let's win. Let's both win. I'm going to play Sad Patron. Sad Patron. I wanted the millie but I plunged a little too hard. Scopes? Alright, game's leaning on scoops. But you bailed. I did, so maybe that's natural that it's supposed to hit the top of the sink shot of your hand. They usually design that way. So this is a drop catch. That's called shooting. This is a drop catch. So this is a drop catch. That's called shooting. This is a drop catch. That's shooting. This is called getting rid of it. That's called the old watch out. So if you see these lights in front of Sparky, I've hit him enough times to solidify two of the shots. And the third one's saying you need like two or three more shots. There's a beam in front of him that gives you one shot if you can break it with the ball, but if you hit the target between his legs, it gives you two shots. I didn't hit the big ol' bean. Don't bite the old boy! Yo, Dynamix, man, look it up! We don't strut at the speed of light. Wikipedia that! I'm gonna catch it. Set patrol. Chopsticks to safety. I'm gonna chopstick it. Double chops. More chops! Stall it. That was a life catch for the ages. Yo, chopstick. What is happening? That's Friday, aren't you, Carney? Oh my God, I am chopsticking. But I am getting a lot of straight up the middle shots. He has one shot left to start a multiball. I got most of them. My man. I think that it could take up to like eight, but I got it in five, I think. So your goal when you first start any multiball is to see your four picks here, you want to light them up so they're solid. So you gotta hit them. Then once they're all solid you get in the snake, that is an add a ball and your two hearts of Joshua Clay field. Yeah, I saw that on the carnival, but our video yesterday got mega flagged for audio that was live. Was it the ACDC one? I think maybe the ACDC threw it off. Is it our perfect singing? I think maybe the ACDC threw it off. Is that our perfect singing? Wait, we were singing something yesterday. It wasn't... Alright, so he's got the snickling. He just has to get it in his mouth. Oh! Everybody out! All I need to win is a snake patrol. Pool's closed, ladies and gentlemen. Good first ball, my man. 20 million? Snake patrol! Oh crap. The problem with that though is if you don't make it all the way around fast enough, you don't get any skill shots. Oh yeah. Yeah, everybody out of the pool. There you go. Everybody out! Everybody get out. Everybody get out. Everybody get out. Everybody get out. Get out of my pool. Get out of my pool. Get out of my game. Get out of my pool. I need all picks. All right, all four picks, buddy. You can do this. One, two, three. You got two. 3 Oh, I knocked it on the last one. Knocked lock is the tournament leader for that. Oh, that was a sneaky. Trying to get a... Uh oh. Oh crap, okay. Got a ball. Watch this. Good stakeout. Bitch Shark, you saved us. You got that space stuff figured out? No, I won't get it. Oh, man! So now I'm going to get all my balls back and two X-Plays in it. So anything I shoot for now is worth double the points. Including extra balls when I set the points. So for now I'm... Oh, they just F'ed each other. Big time. Sad Patrol! Sad Patrol! That was out. Uh oh. Nailed it. Uh, nailed it. Uh, nailed it. So Nick has a bit of a lead on me. Yeah, Sad Patrol, Sad Patrol. Um, so, now... Whatcha gonna do bud? I solidified that shot. Let's go for... I don't wanna keep shooting Sparky, that's boring. For the internet. You mean you don't wanna win? Okay. You mean you want an excuse for when you lose? Yes. That's typically how that goes. Good shake. Nice work! Alright, so here's what I'm going to do. We're going to solidify that left lane. That was Almost the stupidest thing I've done in a while. Hey! Sad Patron! You heard some Sad Patron! That was Sad Patron right there. Did you ever send a custom message on the machine? Nah, we didn't. We'll have to go back and do that. Oh, chopstick! Chopstick! Oh my god, I still didn't get it. Man, you are a pro chopstick. Yeah, I... Let's probably don't use no fork. He's a pro chopstick. ...four balls, a star of mold, a mass of four balls, a star of moldables. Raise the pot! The moldables. Just the moldables. That was a cute little rant. Cute little hanky. Cute little hanky. Oh God, if I designed that machine, I'd have a microphone in it, and if anyone said nap, it's an insta-tilt. That's pretty great, Papa Sloth. Runnin'. Death Man! Yeah, we started a little early today. No, it's fine. Wait. What am I tilting? Is that early? What time do you usually start? Five? Yeah. I think I just sent out a tweet early. Oh! Ah! No! Thanks for the host, Jaden. Oh, so you're saying it's teams. Alright, being that I'm first, I have to put up a huge score right now. And I do that by hitting Sparky in the converse. Oh, you ding-dong. You hit it? Oh, God. It went up there, but it didn't fall in. Oh, God, I love you. That'll help. Well, that'll help. Twin legs. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Get out! Get out! Ooooooh! Alright. The bounce! Dynast froze! Alright, I've just gotta go for Sparky because I've got like four mil to go, gotta catch it. Oh, you know what that mickey head does, man? We uh... Oh! Yes! Yes! I knew it! The two of us got it. What a son of a bitch. Yeah, I think we, because of Daily Tapings time, that means we're earlier. Why? Because we're earlier. But overseas people don't necessarily do Daily Tapings time, do they? I don't know. Yeah, there's only one time. America time. One time. One time. It's America time. It's America time. Well, okay, you won. So you go first. So, you go first. Good win, bro. Hey, nice battle. Thanks, dog. That was stupid close. Alright. Donate to kids. Hold on. Let's get a little BTK up in here. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this cute little thing. Player one. Who is that? I don't know. I seriously just stole that little guy from someone else's stream. What characters are those? I don't know. I've never seen an upside-down shooter. A quote about it. I think some of it might be, like, kanji. That's crazy. Well, I had zero control over that. Nailed it. Ooh, they wanted two. Get it, get it, get it, get it. No! Pew! No! Oh, Sniggy! Sniggy! Sniggy, Sniggy, Sniggy, Sniggy! Sniggy's always eating my shoes. Oh, my shag. All right, so left ramp is ready to be solidified. I don't know if I want to risk that. I'll wait until Loki ball. You know what happened there? My brain stopped working. I could have saved it with my lip flippers. Really those lobs, because it's like, is it going over here or is it going over here? And you really don't see it. Straight down, you're like, okay, it's coming this way. Yo, I got lobs. Let's play. We can play. Doesn't everyone have fuel? Battery. Oh. Battery's getting out. Why not? Why? Why? Why'd you go and do that? AHHHHHH! The gas leak is back. There's no gas leak. That laptop laying has got me so many times. Yo, there's a magnet over here, don't we? Yo, did you put a magnet in there? Rare Earth, baby. Strongest... ...back in time! Well, we're all tied up here, buddy. Although you have shots to spark me, I got nothing. Shots. Check this out. Dang it, I wanted to... Okay. All my work on that lane is gone, unfortunately. Yeah. Whoa. Holy sharts, that came right down the middle. Whoa, whoa, whoa! I think the magnet's a little angry. Swoop! That's it. Now let's... ...drain. Time to drain! Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for coming to watch us play pinball, especially all week. This has been Metallica. Today's Friday. We're drinking beer. Crystal might not be coming. That's okay. How was Logan? I only stayed for about an hour, but it was a lot of fun. The new Star Trek code is this. Is it fun? Dude, people are getting like almost a billion points messing around. A billion? Like 500,000, 300,000, 700,000, or a million, sorry. Really? Yeah, it's awesome. All right. Dude, people are getting like almost a billion points messing around. A billion? Like 500,000, 300,000, 700,000, or a million, sorry. Really? Yeah, it's awesome. Alright. I want you to keep a ball. Three. Not three. Mom? Ah! Oh! A trip steal? Nope, snap! Oh my god. More C-webs? Oh my, hey! Gimme the ball. Nice job. Alright, now I'm just being a idiot. I'm just being an idiot. Wooohooo! Yo. Yo! Call Ringling Brothers, they got a juggler over here. That's not funny. Nice tie. Yo! Oh, you got it! Super at the last minute. Super at the last minute for your last minute. Great ball. Holy God. Woo! Holy God. I will watch some VODs later. Been sick and went to bed early. Oh, right on, Death Mask. Feel better, brother. Okay. Oh yeah, Gatloid. You know it's dead patrol. I'm trying. Stop. Stop it. What Nick doesn't see is I'm over here going, activate. Activate. Activate magnet. Activate magnet. The thing is, I pull my glasses out. Is it looks impossible. It does look impossible. Like, if that was a shot you had to shoot for, you'd never hit it. If I had the ball up here with my hand, and I threw it this way, a hundred times, I don't think it would ever go out. Player one. Geometry, man. Geometry. Geometry. Alright. Clean. Clean your grottos. Two-way combo. Peggy, come on. I had two for it. I shouldn't have done that. Oh, whatever. Done. Alright. All right, we need snake lines and cross lines. How many of each? Seven and two. Farts. And I have nothing left to shot, so I'm going to go for the grave marker multiball. Why did I do that? I changed my mind. Okay. Juggling! Old juggles. Got that snakey! Post catch, dude. Geometry is a crew mistress. That she is. Please! No! Oh! You got better luck than I do. Alright, can we do this forehand? I can never shoot that thing with one hand man. Where you going, where you going, where you going? I shouldn't have made a wild shot like that. Oh, God. Kirk! Kirk! Kirk! Oh my God, give me the... Put it in there! Juggalo! Juggalo, I like that. Crank it up Slick. Crank it up Slick. This is ball three? This is ball three. Rippin' pepperonis. Rippin' pepperonis, friends. There's one there we had. There's another one, there's another one. I wanted to backhand that, didn't work. Oh, come on! Oh, finally! I did that, I did that, I need this, I need this! I don't even want your bonus! Okay, okay, okay, okay. Kurt, you're gone! Yo, there's a chance, bro. Yo, Papa Slav, I love that cross. Rippin' pepperoni, my friends. Rippin' pepperoni. Don't like it. I do not subscribe to that anymore. Oh, God. Oh. Oh. Jesus! What? Oh, God. We have salted tux prime tall. You know what, I'll go first. Alright, so that's the first set of two out of three. I'm going to go with black hands. Black hands. Black hands. Okay. Hit. Hit. Hitting nothing here, folks. Salt, just calm it. Alright, Juggie Waddle. Get your juggle on, man. I can't hit Spartan. Why not? There it is. Here's a good one. Yeah. Oh, God. I didn't hit the rudder. Sorry, buddy. That's how much it takes to not hit that tail swing shot coming down. Zappa-doop-a-day! Zappa-doop-a-dee! Zappa-doop-a-dee! Nice. Cut! Hey, Sparky! 16 tilts. Brad, what we did is we tightened the tilt dramatically You were able to walk this thing across the room a little bit. Oh, you got it. No! It didn't even hit pop bumpers. There you go. Oh, no. Oh! You looked at what? No, I hit the button. I went to like, I was like this, and then I went to hit the button. Oh, what an idiot. Oh, sorry, champ. Oh, God! Sucked. Life's hard. Hey. Hey, that was uncalled for. No, I was falling over. Hey, that was uncalled for. Life's hard. 500,000 points. Yeah, dude, what is that? What is that? Oh, man. Doochie, doochie, doochie, doochie, doochie. Oh, fuck! Good times. He all figured the cabinet. We call that a, uh, Zoe? The Zoe is when you miss a cabinet and you scoop your hand. There you go, Uncle Carmy. How about this? You folks do the donating kits for us. We'll do the swearing. Yeah, I'll do all the swearing, especially with that ball. That was awful! Are you kidding me, you son of a... Come on, baby! It's Friday, baby, and I need pizza time! Pizza time! Good to see you, buddy. Oh, gosh. Uh-oh. What? What's that? Oh, God! Why are you playing? Do we have a peak limiter on this mic? Who's goat? What goat is haunting you today? What happened? I don't know man, that was intense. This is awful. Nailed it. Oh fudge. Fudge it all off. Oh I wanted to stop you with a heyy. Don't touch. Was that enough? No. AHHHHHHHHH! I don't think it's worth it! What's in the beer? I want it! Yeah, no... Oh my god, we gotta redo. That was awful. I'm heading off to bed. Alright, Death Masks, see you later, broder. Get well! Get well soon! Get full swoon! Get full swoon! Play faster! Play faster! Play faster! Play faster Play faster Play faster Play faster Play faster Play faster Play faster Play faster Play faster Play Swoon Play faster play harder Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ooh, that's cool! Chicken on the boom! Oh God, come on! Oh God! Try that mother... Oh gosh! What did you think was gonna happen? I am surprised that it didn't tilt under though. I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck. Alright, let's pick everyone's favorite song, alright? What, you up? Ooh. Does everyone like Enter Sandman? I like Enter Sandman. Yeah. Amazing. Thanks, James. You fucking dildo. Sorry, Jordan James. God, what are we doing? Oh! The scores are unreal. We're so good! Nice catch and all. Pro pinball. Jeez-o, cheese-on. Nice stab. Realistically, I didn't intend on saving that. I didn't think that was safe. Did you give up? No, I didn't give up. Never surrendered. Let's go! Let's go! That has changed my world. What, the drop catch? Yeah. You're really good at it. I prefer the live catch situation. Yeah, it just... The live catch requires a lot more butt-clenching than I'm used to. What are you doing? Put every thong... Don't forget my son. Do include every thong. Center band man. Okay. Sleep with one eye. Nice. The multiple. Try that, motherfucker. Donate to kids. Kids, if you're watching, you're going to hear these words anyway, I'm sure. I love you. Whoever you are. Let's put it behind a star. Yep, I'll take a free jerkpot. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Alright. Yeah! Guys, really, one's going to go on the stick, one's going to go off the rim, and I'm not going to get any fish. Chippa-didee, chippa-didee, chippa! Really. Big link. Collecting prize. I'm not ready for that yet. All right, guys. Love you. Are you effing me right now, dude? You're probably done. Oh, my life. I love a good barbecue. Nailed it. Whoa. Okay. All right. Good ball. Poor Crystal if she enters into this. I don't think she's coming. T-B-H. Although she can get, you know, she's as weird as the rest of us, man. That's a compliment. Sorry. Hello! I'm sorry, Davis. I didn't mean to. You're okay, you're okay. Makes me nervous. Ooh, there you go. How many more hits do I need? That's more like that, because it makes me nervous. Nice working shot! Nice working shot! How do you upgrade the code? It's all on a thumb drive. You download it from Stern's website, take off the back glass, stick it in. On these machines you have to slip a dip switch. What's a dip switch? It's the number 8, I believe, you have to slip and then plug it in and it'll upgrade. But with the new Spike system you just plug in a thumb drive and that's it. One more shot! Swip a dip switch, Swip a Swip a Dip switch, Swip a Dip switch. Soda got a Swip-a-Dip. Oh, that's pretty! Dude, the baby flip's real right now. Oooooooooh. I'm not even going to try to play that. Farts! I gotta climb back through that. Yeah. Good ball, though. Alright. Spartan, it's all you and me, buddy. Nice! Nice! Pip! Yo, we need to do a talking competition. I'm Nick and I'll be talking about chocolate. Better not, I'm just. I can actually put a clinic on it. Dude, a chocolate clinic. Oh, God! Dead Flip Switch sounds like a hardcore band name. Dip Flip Switch. Flip Dip Switch. Whip, flip, dip, flip, flip, flip, flip. Dip! Nice. Watch now. Ah! I'm feeling good! You started a moment. That's me. I'll scream lower now. I'm good. Whip a dip switch. Whip a dip flips. Whip a flip dips. At Dipswips, we swip a flip switch. Dip switch. Hey, just for, you know, just to get a little bit of a hint, I'm going to go ahead and At Dead Slips, we slip a flip switch. Dip switch. Hey, just for, you know, just to get those young kids, I'm going to start giving some shout outs to some of the workers out there at Don't Cross. We got Jonzo Matthew 22. Thanks for coming, buddy. There's a variety waiting there. Actually, I think I remember you. And I can't pull that in further. I don't know. Say hi to other people. That's what I think of it. There's a 420 mug that I got for subscribing to a buddy. Why does it say 420? Because that's the time he streams? Oh, cool. Or I think that counts like the highest amount of cups of coffee he's drank in a week. That's what that is. 120 cups of coffee. Green tea. Green tea. JoJo. Thanks for coming, buddy. I appreciate it. All right. So we have $14 million. We're going against Nick Campbell. I have no progress on Sparky. I am one shot from the cross to start that multiball, but I've got to dig down. I gotta do some grave digging. Go dig a grave. I think I'm gonna dig myself a grave. First I'm gonna flip the dip switch. Oh, my life's over. That was nice. That's called ballerina style. What do you know? What do you know about being a ballerina? Yo, ballerina. One. Mr. Bob Ballerina. Mr. Ballerina, Mr. Bob Ballerina. The meaning of life, ten times. Oh, yeah, Mary Jane T. Of course. Nailed it. Sleepless, one arm open. All right. Good. Good. Choppy. I feel like those cats that get really angry and they're just like... Just whine at it. Son of a bitch. I got nothing either, folks, so you know what I'm doing. Is this ball two or three? I think it's three. Oh, God. Oh, there's a million. Oh, God. Here's a mil one. Woo! Man, that ball is right in the head of you. Oh! Oh, get it in there. Buffalo Pinball threw down a high score challenge last night. Oh, I heard. And I tweeted at them, and then they told me, never mind. JoJo, do you remember what their score was? What was their score for what? So Buffalo Pinball was streaming, and they're like, high score challenge, dead flip. And then they tweeted at me, they're like, disregard what was said. Nothing to see here. It's hard to do a challenge if you're not playing the same game. It's got to be on the same machine, because they have ball saves and stuff like that. We definitely do not have any of that stuff. Also, did they have extra balls turned on? Because we also do not. We set our games about as hard as you can find out in the world. Why? You had it! I know, why? You had it, Dougie! Close! Stop! Oh! Alright. Okay. One more shot to knock down that target, then one more shot all the way in the back to start grave marker multiball in order to win. I nailed it. Nailed it. Nope, that didn't work. Bounce. Chop. Alright. Oh, I didn't realize I had it. You won it. Chop. Was that two in a row now? Uh, didn't you win one? I thought you won one. I won the first one. I won the whole first batch. And then what happened the last game? So I think this is the tiebreaker we're about to have for the next point. Okay. Oh, $60 million in extra ball, but 12 captive ball hits? Yeah. I mean, I... Listen, anyway. Yeah, it's not the same if you're not playing on the same team. Folks, type 1, 2, 3 and I'll kick his machine right now. What the fuck just happened? Fuck you. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. What? It was like... Like somehow the rotation of the earth gave it one last quake. Fuck that. I didn't even touch it. Oh, you're Nick Lace Bro? Right on, man. Increase the angle, remove the rubbers Yeah, we We don't remove the rubbers out of the machines We keep the games Pretty difficult That you might find out in the world In tournaments, not quite top of difficult But some of these games Are on par with like top of difficulty But no ball saves, no extra balls Outlanes as wide as they can be We'll usually put it on tournament settings so that it isn't random when you're getting awards and stuff like that. One warning tilt. We had Iron Man on two balls for a while, and that made you insane. That's right. It made you want to just murder. Should we tournament talk for the two ball? Let's never do that. All the way around, I love you. Watch this. Swift. Ooh, ooh. Swift. Dude, rattle them, son. Uh-oh. Okay, I could have slapped that instead of trying to danger slide. All right, so... Yeah, why? Why did that happen? Like, that's how late it was. I must have moved it. I must have moved... You must have been like... Or, like, your heartbeat built, like, this, like, rhythm. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. or did you have a danger already? I had to. Love the screen. Thanks for doing what you do. JoJo, if you're ever in Chicago, brother, bring your ass right here. We'll battle. We'll drink. We'll take you out on the town. You know, we'll take you into an alley and take your wallet. All this taking. There's a lot of beating. There's a lot of beating. Let's see what it takes to get into Deadflip. It's nonsense. There's a lot. I used to be 8 foot tall. Yeah, that's a... You lost your skins. Yeah, that's a Gottlieb hot shot in the back. We have to have our tech come in and fix all of our games. Whoa, whoa, on working games. Rejo! Rejo. Rejo! Rejo! That's not good. I'm gonna open the bomb bay door and see if I can get it. Not good, Aaron. That's what I want. Alright! Yeah, you know why Stan's bald? Exactly. You joined Dead... You remember Stan's hair before he... God, just like these long blonde locks. Like they were like braided with like runes and stuff in them. Yeah, dread. It was... I'm glad it's gone. You look incredible. Anywho. Oh, $3 million. Cheers. Nailed it. Ha-ha! That was weird. Woo! Nope! Oh, what have you done? That was my fault. I just, like, aligned and stanced it. All right. Okay, folks. I need to get this going here. Simo, the Carl Weathers out here is freaking beautiful. It's finally, like, 50, but I heard New York has got snow today. So I'm going to do a loop pass around the back. Oh, God. A loop pass could either be incredibly cool looking or drain like a chism. And then I'm going to see if there's time to do a post pass over and then hit Sparky. I'm going to do all the moves I know. Here we go. Just hit this thing once. Loop pass? No time. No time. Light catch? No time. Oh, God. Oh, God. What's happening? All right. One shot. Oh my god! Uncle Carmen, don't make me break out the picks with the hand of this pred- Ha ha! I need those. I need those in my life. Alright, here we go Internet, this is for you. You're in Maryland, you just got snow? Aw, crap, sorry dude. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, you just got snow. Happy Friday. Oh God, I'm back! No! Yes! Got it, alright, name a snakey. You think we will ever see a pinball machine- Oh my god, it went in! Dude, a pinball machine- It fucking went in! ...at an ice hotel. J-Dog! That'd be awesome. It went in the snake and fell out! Um, put it back in. Aw, sorry buddy. Fuck you! Aw, donate them kids! I'm crying! The Crystal Fang Club wants Crystal meow! Uh, did you folks see that Instagram video I took last night that was people getting really upset at whitewater? Hey, Coors! It's the Coors of beer. Or whatever it's called. Hey, Coors! Oh, where'd you get a Coors? It's the water of beer. Mm-hmm. There you go, Uncle Carmy. Ah! Fudge! Fudge all the veggies. This is bad. So no super skill shot, but what hit this party? We're gonna post pass, I'm going to do like a Michael Jackson tip toe hee hee noise, and then I'm gonna shoot up to the front. Hee hee hee hee! Boop! Ball and shot! Call it a day of food! Alright, here we go. multiple bones! You got this bro! Hit the pits, I need all of them. Dirt! Dirt! I got one. Man, everything is way too clean. There's another. Nailed it. Alright, now we need the snake wand to do this aisle. Everybody out. Everybody out. No. Everybody out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Dude, the pressure. The pressure is real. Uh-oh, that might have done it! That might have done it! Done what? Then the wind. You get nine. And literally not... How did I save that just... Hi! Can I drain or what's going on? Nope. I lied. Not on purpose. But you're close. Miller lied all day. Oh, God. My life. Try that. No, no, no, no. Oh, okay. No, I got this one bonus. Go drain, bro! Wait a minute, bro. Are you going to bonus out? Oh! He got it. And GB64 is water. Oh, man, that's two. That's two. I'm sorry, dog. Two whole points. Looks like I got to come back here. And that's how you do it. Wait, Scribble, did I say Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan? I think you said Jackson. I hope he says Jordan though, that'd be funny. I'm going to do a little Michael Jordan, a little Michael Jordan toe dance. So, uh, Jermesson Warlock came here, uh, one of our regulars from the stream, for his birthday and we battled and he exclaimed as to how crazy it is that I'm this tall and cursed. I did say Jordan, okay. I meant Jackson. Jordan's one of these things. I am one inch taller than Michael Jordan, if that gives you any idea of how tall I am. I am 6'7". That's why the camera's way up here, and when Laura plays, it's like this. You can't see her at all. Oh, hell yeah, a million out of the game. You got it? Yep. You got the big one? I just creeped the life out. That teleported through the flipper. That was a magic trick I just did. Teleport! Alright, here we go. I'm going to kill the hand that's on my flip. Clean! Cleaner! Don't let that splash! Oh, clean it off. Here we go. That was some dirty shit. Hangy hangy hangy! Hup! Ding dong. Oh my god. Yep. Clear! I'm your super champion! Woo! Play my ball. Oh, you were killing it. I'm the king of chopsticks today. That's it. Yep! Corn is all you need. Oh, too early. We're gonna cook you right in that chair. Oh, one more? Yeah. You gonna do it from the right? Don't call me that. No! I'm not sure if you got this one. We're gonna cook you right in that chair. We're gonna cook you right in that chair. I'm not sure if you know that. Where'd they get these Bally girls to do the voices? Are they from... Are they from LA? We're gonna cook you right in that chair. Are they? They're the 45's of the 94's, yo. They are. They are California, right? Uh, Metallica? Yeah. Isn't that the street they grew up on? Metallica Avenue? Metallica. Metallica Avenue. Oh, got it. Or wouldn't that change his real life a bit? Metallica? Jack, is that you in the Vice video near the end? Uh, no, that's the Nick Campbell's butt. Oh, in the flip? In the flip? Yeah, in the Vice video. That's Nick Campbell's booty. You're welcome. Is that you in the TV? Mm-hmm. Next, uh, Jossie, or Zach? I look for myself, I'm not sure I thought it, but I was wearing my biker vest the entire time. I think you can see me when they're doing the finals countdown at the end of the launch party. Next contest! Yeah, we're going to... Man, I can't wait till we're partners. There's going to be so many ridiculous emojis. Metallica is San Francisco-raised. Yep. Unless SF stands for like Santa Parks or... I don't know, it might be Santa Parks. Oh! Shit! Not again! Like Santa Claus, Santa Parks. I think they're LA, or... California, maybe. Yeah, T-Mobile, totally. It's not about the shark, really. I mean, the sharks are all about it, and all in it, but it's not. It's more about pinball, in general. If you really read between the lines, it's about deadflip. Yeah. Oh, God, clean it! Oh! Why did I do that? I mean, you could probably do a cut down of that where we make everyone say deadflip is the greatest. I bet we can do that. Every time they say Roger or Zach, we just make their mind... Oh god! Ahem! But we're on such a roll, dude. Is it... that's only ball two. Oh. Dude, good score! Holy ding-dongs. I do it by feel, that's why I can never find it twice. Nailed it. Oh, I got it anyway. Oh, you did. I shortly, I mean pinball. Nailed it. Oh, my God. Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Clear all 555. 255. What? What? What? Wait. Wait, what? I used to remember. Listen, when I was younger, Jack Danger used to wear some black nail polish. And I was very particular as to what black nail polish was. And it was Wet n' Wild, like, 255 or something. I can't do it. What did you eat? Silly, man. That was good. Oh, yeah. Super weapon. For your bioterrorism? Don't be messing with me, Snake. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Get that extra ball. It's a solid 2.5 million to tack out of my score. Nail it to me. I don't know what I'm doing. A thousand dads. Oh, boy. Is it worth going for the countdown? Are you... I'm sorry? I'm sorry. I'm sorry? I'm sorry. What? I'm sorry. You got it. You got it. No, but... Mechanical malfunction. But if I didn't... Clean your laser off, dude. I like my laser dirty. If there was a pantheon of pinball gods where every skill is embodied by... Hold on. I'm gonna have to read that in a second. I love the word Pantheon. Nailed it. Alright, we just need the snake's mouth. Snake mouth? Smash mouth. Okay. Nailed it. Whoa, there's a, uh, spider? So that's two extra balls, that's five million. That's gonna be some money too. Nailed it. Yeah! Nailed it. Be nice. Oh. Some, uh, really? Yeah, super last minute super. No! Go! Oh my God. Yeah! GO! Oh my god. Uh oh. It's a little tight up here, buddy. Oh, it's on. Alright, if there is a pantheon of pinball gods where every skill is embodied by a pinball wizard, what would you be gods of besides beer? What the hell? If there is a pantheon of gods where every skill... What's a pantheon? So if there was like a world of like I'm the god of bounce pass What would you be the god of? Left Or chopstick would be there like this Got to say that was a pretty ball. Thank you crew. Alright catch it. Good catch. He had me sweating a little bit. Power down lady. Power down buddy. Just promised. Yeah you found your super power dude. Just trust me. Yeah, you found your superpower, dude. All gots. Cool! Wow. Dude, you're in sling health. Nick would be the god of tilt. I've seen worse tilters, trust me. Yeah, I'm not. I probably tilt more than a lot of people here, but not in the pants of mine of pinball players. Chubby Man 2000! We're all doing great, man. Nick, how are you doing today? I feel good, except for all these slingshots. Yeah, you're in sling hill right now, but you've got a multiball on. I'm feeling pretty good. Not as good as I should be, now that Nick has a multiball, but I'm doing pretty good. Chubby Man, how are you doing this time of evening? It's Friday. You ain't got no job. You ain't got shit to do. It's a quote from Ghostbusters, look it up. The lead character's name is Rick Astley. Um... Pretty good. Nailed it Hit it It dough it dough Hit Hit it yes Oh Shark you did it Woohoo Yay Oh, Shark, oh, Shark, you got it. Into the super, everyone! To give my, uh, my teenage girlfriend a shout out, I got a hill with mine. Oh, that's good. Oh, crap, you can't crank a butt. Oh my god! I itched my beard at the wrong time! Curving Man says I'm doing pretty good, I played some real pinball at the Pinball Museum in Asheville finally. That's awesome, dude! Are we doing a Bellator? Whatever you feel comfortable with, man. What games did you play, brother? Let me guess, let me guess. You played a... I bet you played an Addams Family. You can't have a pinball museum without an Addams Family. You might have played a Twilight film. Maybe a Star Trek Stern? Maybe. And, um, I'm guessing a... Ooh. Like a Toe Tan. Collect it. So boring! If you're playing to win. Yeah, if I'm playing to win. Oh, it'll be more fun. Nine million's a big... It'll be more fun. Oh my god. Fun? Is that what your excuse is going to be when you drain? I wanted more fun. 500,000. Jesus. What's up Brian? How you been man? I see you got your flippers brother. So Nick decided not to take the $9 million and went for the fun approach which, you know, 6x2 is a pretty good ball. I think I'm comfortable. I feel okay. Here you go. I played Heaven's Family, yep. Hercules, Twilight Zone, Star Trek. Hell yeah. Good man, it was great seeing you, dude. It was also really weird, Brian, that we were on the same frickin' flight to Pittsburgh. I had an overlay in Georgia, and I got on his flight. Oh, what? Yeah. Oh, that's fun. Fun. Hell yeah. Nailed it. Oh, come on, Dad. You never believed in me, Dad. There's a pizza burning in my brain. Running. And they had a few classic tables I messed around with from the 70s. Hell yeah, dude. EMs are the business. Climbing that hill. Call my girlfriend. Oh god, what have I done? Can you do it? Call Hilda? Hilda's fine? Oh, I'm in swing hill. Alright, one shot for Sparky. I love you so much! I see myself in the big room. Simple. Uh oh. Should have got nine million. Ha ha ha ha! Oh good, brah, that mother... He said to zap him. Who let's zap him? He's cooking. I can smell it. The voice acting is on point. I did that, target. Nailed it. Nailed it. Come on, backhand or something. Hit that first. Come on, hit it. I just need all the money. No! Everybody wants to be in the pool. Damn it. Nick, good fight, man. I had a very interesting everybody out of the pool experience. That was an hour. Yeah, there you go. Tell me, is $10 for unlimited play? That is pretty great, man. In the grand scheme of things, if you're there for a while... Hold on. Folks. Before I pick a song, what song do you want to hear? Just tell me. Tell me what song you want. Hey, what song do you want Nick to play? What do you go for when you get an electric chair and multiball? You go for the picks first. The picks, these four flashing picks here, you want to make those solid, and then once you do, the snake will start flashing, get it in the snake, doubles everything on the playfield, and you get an extra ball and brings back all the balls you might have lost during that multiball. That's number one goal. And then after that, anything that has a sparky target, that electric chair thing, hitting those works up towards your super jackpot, which is hitting Sparky once that's ready. But realistically, if you just beat the crap out of Sparky, you're going to make a lot of points. Wait, what? I don't know. Okay, anyway. Rock and roll train. Here we go. Once you play, hell's bells. F-U-G-K. I-N-G? Hey! Alright! That's why I'm gonna catch my ball! Uh oh. Oh, there you go. The orbit's in center only. Not the ramps. What? For the sparky shot when you're in sparky multiball. Yeah, only the ones that have the sparky on it. The ones that are flashing. Yeah. Everybody out of the pool! Catch it. Oh! Chopsticks! To trust! Too much? Too much stuff. Too much trust? Tiff trust! Tiff trust! So do you want a tiff trust? Do you want a tiff trust? Come on. You're still winning. Can you believe what just happened? I just got started on it. Yo, catch it y'all, catch it! Everybody be catching! Bobby leaving the game! What's up buddy? Man, I gotta say, for those of you folks that don't know, Scott, right there in chat, is the gentleman that made those deadclip flippers for us. And he will be the gentleman that is going to make more for us. more for us. Scott! Hi, Scott. Cheers. We're not doing well in this game. Yeah, you tuned in at the wrong time. Nice job. Nice job. What? What? There we go. There we go. The The karma, the pinball karma is real. Are you effing me? There is no amount of karma that could be paying me for these... ...these rings today. Oh yeah, uh, Scott, G.A. Pinball there got a set of those flip-roots. Them turds! I am sad? No, I'm happy I'm happy. Woo! Pretty! So, I have 2x here if I hit it, and I have 2x here when I get it. Oh my god, it's over! Oh god! What have I done? I thought you were Donnie. Donnie's never seen die. That's it, that's my favorite one. How about a Jack or Nick's head for the World Cup goalie? There you go. Can you smell that internet? It's bad. It smells like really good chili. Chili. Spicy chili, dude. Named it. Cholula. Cholula? Cholula. Cholulagram. Cholula and Dr. Herman. Oh! I'm just testing the flipper fidelity on this game. Feels pretty good. I think flipper fidelity is the idea. I think the music is. That's slapper fidelity. Too clean! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. Yes! Oh my Oh my God, Russian ball. Oh man, come on! Listen, I love a good barbecue, okay? Tilt! Yes! Oh, okay, folks, super skill strats, and if you hit the piston it spells fuel, if you have two or three. That's the only pair of multiballs I'm gonna add up across the Upward Playfield. Yeah. It's a little easier said than done. Catch it! Catch it! Now, turd. Nice. Savo. Savo. Savo. Sway-vo. Fuck you. Kone. Kone. Kone. Kone. Kone. Kone. Kone. Kone. Kone. Kone. Donate. Fuck all of it. Donate to kids. Wooo! So, uh, this is the tie-breaker for the third point. Okay, I'll go first. Wait for it. Catch it! Did you really want to catch that? No. Okay. Catch it. Shall we? Oh, thanks, G. I appreciate it, man. You guys need to come up to the bird sometime and livestream Bride of Pinbot 2.0. I agree. That would be awesome. How familiar with Bride of Pinbot are you? I know the original, but I haven't played 2.0. I haven't played 2.0 either, and that'd be great to show. See, that'd be fun. I agree. I was playing Bride of Pinbot at Emporium Logan two nights ago. And maybe that other game he has, where he died. Yeah, if a big motion picture studio would let us stream it, That'd be incredible. Sorry. I want to see the DMV stuff. I've seen the presentation. But I haven't seen all of it, I think. Nailed it. Thanks, Sparky. Dude, we're so good at this game. Thanks, Sparky. Yo. Catch! Folks, we put up our big games earlier. Now we're just fighting each other, I guess. Get up there! We haven't put up any big games. Did I even miss a tilt while I was drinking a Coke? You're about to see one right now. Yeah, I had a tilt, uh, dated. I had a tilt, uh, like two minutes ago. Copperpops! One. One? One frickin' tilt. Get up now! Oh my god! Alright! Come on! Brian, we gotta get you over here man. Click on the screen, play some pinball, go hit the town. Show you all the barcades around here. You know, drinking. I don't know. Oh hooo! Alright buddy, see ya. Be back later. Bubble blil. Bubble blil. Oh, you're up now. Oh, you think you can win with that? Oh, turnbilly! You got a jump in it? Oh, I'm good. Oh, fuck it, wait. Alright, how many Pikmin do I have? I think you might be. All of them! Note to self, don't ever get something to drink when Nick is playing. Yeah, if you're down in Tilt Street, it's about time to walk away. Ah! Kick off, kick off, kick off, kick off! Tilt! Where'd my lights go? Where'd my lights go? What are they going to do? What are they going to do? Where are they going? Where are they going? Pool closes in five minutes. There he comes. Woo! That was far. That was boring. Shut your mouth. I'm trying not to fart. I'm so upset. Smells like fried little crazy bastard to me. Smells like fried little crazy bastard to me. It's like they woke him up and he rolled over and they held a microphone in his face. They're like, say it smells like fried... What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Hey! Kurt! Kurt! Mars! Kurt, it's time to do your voiceover. Drive that mother fucker. Hello, who is this? Who's calling me at two in the morning? It's pinball, Kurt. It's pinball. Is it Chicago time? Two of you guys are going to wake me up. I haven't had my high speed this morning. Come on pinball. Yo! Oh god. Here it comes. Here it comes. See that? Here it comes. Yo, tilt does it. Yo, we got... There's something in there just like... It's like a little cat. It's like a cat. It's like a little kitten. Tilt Bob. Meow. Tilt Bob kitten. Dude, Tilt Bob kitten. We should get that camera cut up and put a kitten in there. Dude, that's a difficulty level that no one's had the chance to play yet. Like a Tobot with a red laser on it. I'm kidding. You guys have to be nice stories if you get it. What ball is this? I think it's two. Oh, okay. Two-word dream. Nice multiball. Let's go. Let's go. Here's Rats the Nutman! Alright! Oh, my brothers, my brothers, my brothers! Ha ha ha! His hair is smoking! He he he! What the hell am I doing here? Not shooting takes, that's what I'm doing. There's one. To the fattos! The fattos. Alright, well that monkey ball's over, cause I'm awesome. Oh my god. Still popping. Same as chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Saints of Kings. Whoa. Come on, Snake Juan. Snake Juan and Tross Juan. Yo! Oh, God. How many criss-crosses do I need? Internet. I need motorcycle-like complaint ideas that are six digits. six digits, go! Go! Uh-oh. Just hit it. Yeah, that was good for two, because he had a fist. Oh, God. What? Smurfing! That's such a great animation. He's facing towards... Yo, Nick, always collect. You can't always be collected. Bastard! Warning, fat knob. Aw, thanks, Cooey. Jerk. Hey, man. Danger works with my life. So that's a little... Seems a little douchey. Mustard of Pup Wrist. Good luck man. Thanks Dad. Here we go. Well, immediately this isn't going on. Your heart's not doing as nice, be it, Xavier. You're slumping. Just playing like, okay. Replay works. Nobody will know that. It's true. Here we go! Poof! I'm out. Yeah! Foreskin. Oh my god. That's not a tilt. Okay. Stop saying it. Is this one little... Wait, what? Did you ask? Danger zone! Dude, that's pretty good. I did like someone said pin bot. Pin bot's pretty good. That's pretty rad. That's a cool... I like pin bot. That's like super undercover Pinball? Cool Yeah Are you freaking kidding me, Nick? Where did you leave? Buckle up Buckle up Alright Catch it Not a panthest I wish it did Dude, pinball might have to be it Pinball's good, man Oh! Oh, you fucker. The frustration slap. What the freaking Viagra target? Pin Boys? That doesn't fit. Pin Boy is cute. Pin Boy is a little, that's a little, that's a little, I don't know, feminine, it sounds. Nailed it. They call me Pinboy. I got some pin toys. Why did I flip there? I'm completing my pick. Oh my god. Hit that pick. Yep. There. We got one pick left. They call me Pickman. I got it. I hit the cabin. Pin boy, that's awesome. And a bit awkward. Why don't you pull plunge and let it bounce into the mystery hole? Because it doesn't always bounce into the mystery hole. Also, if you hold the flipper to do the super skill shot and short plunge into the ring that's awesome, and a bit awkward. Why don't you pull plunge and let it bounce into the mystery hole? Because it doesn't always bounce into the mystery hole. Also, if you hold the flipper to do the super skill shot and short plunge into the regular skill shot, you get a super duper skill shot. One's in the mystery hole. That's my life. It doesn't work on our machine. A lot of machines, you can just hold the flipper up and it'll go in the mystery hole like for cranking up and stuff. That doesn't work on ours. Oh my God. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I love you, pinboy. Oh my god, I get pulled over so quick. John A. A. U. Kidd. How many letters are allowed? Only six. Only six. Wow! Whoa! Got it back! No! It gave me a free ball and then I blew it! No! Oh! Josh says that the Deadflip Flippers have a lifetime warranty on them. What? Wow! I like that. That's cool. We need to get, uh, what did we talk about yesterday? Uh, Lightning Flippers. I already asked him about lightning flippers, EM flippers, uh, maybe, maybe instead of banana flippers, that would be fun. Because if we put, um, I am not getting a lightning splitter because of Stern. Stell out, bro. Stern would be cool though because it makes you sound like you're angry all the time. I think he gets a piss all the time. What? Why does he play with Stern? Man, he's a real stickler for the rules, that guy. Hehehehe. Right. Yeah, the other day the auto-slump did it when we were leveling the machine, and it went right into the machine. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah! See, can't even throw it. The rule! Uh, just a side note for people watching. We do not have a ball save on, and we do not turn on extra balls. balls. Our outlanes are as high and wide as they can be. So a lot of the stuff that people are used to on regular games are not as useful on them. When you go for a super skill shot, you're risking draining your ball immediately. Am I allowed to have butts, or is that too much. Will they even let me? Get in there! That's not what I wanted, folks. Not looking good. What? There are two of them. Belly Williams, there you go. B-L-Y-W-M-S. That's pretty great. Fly whims. Now I get it. I'm not gonna miss this. Oh. Woo! My license plate can say Koi. K-O-I. Yeah, butts would fit, but I don't think that Illinois would let me do it. Power in lane? Fly. Why? What? Should I get some more third Sparky? Yeah. Ball three with fourteen million going on in third Sparky. Uhhh. Nine. Two Lucky Balls, zero Jopots. Gimme the- MOOOOMIN! That's a win. Is that a real one? I think that was a real hit. Is that the next round? I don't know. Get that jail graphic up. God, that one didn't work, and two didn't look so good. All right, what's our goal here? Let's go for... Let's take away Lady Justice from Chuck. Lady Justice. All right. So, ramp up all day. Wait, are you going to put me in? No. Thanks. Powerball? That sounds like... that's gonna make it look like I won the lottery and then people are gonna beat me up. Oh, well. That sounds like it'd be stinking. Damn! Really like, fun. There you go. Chainsaw doesn't work. That's not a thing. What am I doing? One H-flip? You know what, I'll try your full plunge and see if it works. Full plunge, drop the flipper, see if it bounces ahead. Just leave the flipper down? Yeah. All right. Ooh, that was close. Close enough. Close enough. Close enough to be injured. But not close enough to do again ever in my life. All right, we're not shooting for those. We're shooting for those. Oh! Yo, tip star. They call me tip star. I got them tips, y'all. Yep, combo rambo. Combo number five. What? Did you see this snake shoot? That thing about as far away as a ball can be shot. That's good. That's good, bro. That's been real. Combo number five. Do-choo, do-choo, do-choo, do-choo, do-choo, do-choo, do-choo, do-choo, do-choo, do-choo, do-choo. One, two, three, four, five. Everybody in the room, come on, let's do the mix around the corner. Let's make it warm, let's make it go warm, warm, warm. Wait, what? I leave the flipper up, and then I let it go. Yep, let it go. Ding dong. Oh! I wonder... Well worth it. Hold on. I got an idea to make this work. I got an idea to make this work. You want to plump it? Oh! Yeah. I like it. I had to switch, you know, switch game up a little bit, but it worked. Okay. I didn't get to do anything. I don't know about this technique. I mean, if I would have caught the ball, it would have been great. Try it. It's fun. Oh, you hit the spleen spot. Oh, boy. I don't even know, man. That'd be tough to even try during, like, crank it up or something. Got any Q-tips? Aw. Guys, singing is the reason you're here, obviously. Thank you Money money Let's do it again. Oh geesh. Oh geesh. Eating donuts every day. Oh. Alright, here's what I'm going to do. Alright, I almost got the top of the quick spell. Nailed it. Okay. We're going to ramp up. D-E-D-F-L-P. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Ooh. That was a kick ass shot. No! Alright, let's do that again man. We gotta get our combos rolling. Dude, my man was fit. Oh! Oh my god. I'm sure that's still on camera. Yeah, we're good. Not happy. Well, you know what? We're not here to be happy. We're here to play pinball. Almost... Whaaat? What? That almost shot into the outline, dude. We need to tighten him down. Roger Snakeman's a little drunk. Can you hit the freaking... Hit the lamp. Thank you. Hit the heggie. Nope, no heggie. This is just all sorts of garbage. You want to stop there? Dad flip. Dad flip. That's too many letters, right? D-A-D-F-L-P. Someone do the math on that. Look at my score, bro. Someone do the math on that. Look at my score, bro. Oh, baby. Because he keeps hitting them big targets. When he starts breeding, yes, it'll become Dad's lift. Once there's little dangers running around, terrorizing all the other kids. Whoa, ramp of storage. It's a six-way combo. Oh, that would have been great. Nooooooo! Nooooooo! Dude, no would be great, but I don't think you can have more than, uh, two or three of the same letter in a row. Nooooooo! That would be great. I gotta say. Ya mama. Yo, watch your, don't do that, man. My supple ribs! Alright. You did nothing, man! What's happening? I almost got into metallic mode! Right here, watch. Get the talc! Fuck! Get off! Don ate two kids. How many kids are left? There are three kids. Don ate two kids. Don ate two kids. Okay, for me. In Don's possession. In Don's possession. In the well that he has in his basement. Come on, dude. That's bad. You're killing me here. That's bad. People wear headphones. Do you want to listen to birds under your headphones? Let's take a poll. Let's do a straw poll. How many people like Nick's birds in your headphones? Halfway there, bro. Alright, then. What's the next one? I'm going first. Don't even guess. What's our goal, bro? Pauly Shore? Pauly Shore? What? No. Oh. I can't do that. Do the Pauly Shore. No. Oh. We the Jit-O's. Can I get jit? No. Buddy. No. No. No. Oh, sweet, bro. That's enough to give me a super squish squat. I like your little squish. Sweet. Sweet. Up there. Are we ramping again? I am. I'm... ...consistent on getting that. You gotta be jumping. You can't do it without a multi-axle train. You could prep it. I don't prep. Shift in. Lift a nice T. My life's over. Uh-oh. My life's over. Class 16. Class 16. Alright, here we go. Nothing but ramps. Bam! No. No. Nothing but R.A.M.P.S. R.A.A.M.P.S. R.A.A.M.P.S. Nice Joshua Henderson slap, or whatever you call that. What's that thing? I'm going for snake multiball. That's my goal. Really? Yep. Hit him. No, you gotta... No, you gotta re-light it on the ramp. You gotta re-light the snake on the ramp. Oh! The fall is... And then he's off until you hit another ramp. Oh, God, I would never possibly put the word wizard on anything. Oh, God, don't. Who are you talking to? Get out of the stream. Get out of the stream. What is this? Wizard. Oh. Uh-oh. Wizard. There you go. One more! I'm concerned about something on the plate, though. What's wrong? I'll let you know when you're done. Something busted? Hard body? The best pinball back glass of all time? All right. He can destroy it. Yes, you're killing it. Snake multi balls late, but you have no progress compared to anything else. So maybe start rocking Sparky. Rock the Sparky and then start Snake first. Start before Sparky? To mix it. Actually I don't think it matters. concern. Wide body, that'd be cool. Oh no. Don't hit Snake. That would've been so bad if you freaking hit Snake this time. Well, Snake's a lot easier to start than I thought. Can I have the ball? No flipping for me. Oh, we better flip it for you. So you think I Oh, please, just a flippin'. Start sparking. No. Get sparking. Uh, hit the... Start sparking. Does this feel like it's leaning? Because I thought I saw it move. The M rail? I thought it saw it move. That's what I was concerned about. If anything, it's leaning toward the outlink. Like, it should be giving us a more fair... Shake it off in the words of my girlfriend Taylor Swat. Oh god, we're good. We are good. Alright, here. Come on up. Rise from your grave. Oh, pins balls. Alright dude, I'm just going to go for snake because I never really have got the snake. Yeah, give the snake multiple. Give the multiple snake. multiple snakes. Alright, now rock Sparky immediately. So you think I can get Spark with me? You can. I know this for a hundred percent fact. Why isn't he light up? That's a great question. Maybe you had to bring him in for free. I think you had to get him first. Oh, you're still getting progress. If I can do the pick... Yeah, do the pick. Oh, he's a triple-A, isn't he? Drake! The zombie spin. Snake, you look pretty. I don't even know what that means. Sad control. Oh, Barry. Tarpson. I don't... I'm hearing noises I've never heard before. Maybe I'm gonna start doing some commands. But if you bring in the department first, the snake is only there to go to the playfield. Okay. Well then how do you stack them? Puzzle timing. Oh, that was fun. Bubble backhand. Bubble backhand. Bubble, bubble backhand. Get him in. Come on back baby! Come on back lovers! Live all what you did! That's some pretty bad multiballs going on here folks. here folks. Third one, two ball, still at no fucking points. Oh, pinhead works with no A. I think pinbot's probably where I want to go. That's pretty good. I haven't seen I can't think of anything better. Alright, pick me. Ooh, ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me, pick me. Got it. I'm a flipper. Oh God. Are we kidding each other right now? That's going to get a lot of no reason questions, I agree. Nice. What is happening? Whoa, more Xbox. You got a freaking can? You got two more in two minutes. Hit every snake. Why, snake? Why? Why are you no licky, snake? Extra ball. Five million. Two X. Nice. Nice. Even that snake's a good one. What? How about jihad? You'll never get pulled over. Yeah, that's good. Jackpot with no C. That works, too. Oh, stuff. Oh, stuff. You're hitting something. Okay. That's my head. Okay. Oh! There's my chance! This is everything. Wait, no, there's no basketball, though. So much stuff is worth money right now. Except for maybe the... No. No. No. That's a whisper. No. No. You got $1.8 million on Lady Justice. What do I need to beat Chuck? 12? 13, basically. 1Z. 80. That should have made me twice that. I got three Sparky Balls. Look at those scores. What is that? Two to 80. Oh, he puked! Well, alright. What do you want to shoot for now? You've got about 15 minutes. Let's play You Can't Get Sparky multiball First. That's the only rule. What's first mean? You've got to get another multiball before you get Sparky. Okay. I'm in. That's the only change in the entire game. What happens if he accidentally gets Sparky? He gets Sparky. He gets Sparky. He gets Sparky. He gets Sparky. He gets Sparky. He gets Sparky. He gets Sparky. He gets Sparky. You gotta drain right away. Okay. You just let the balls go, they'll, they'll plunge around. Just let them fall as they may. Yep. Sound good? I'm completely into it. Both ones. Into a rocket skip. Into a dangerous parky double-dance parky. For the greatest marker in Bumpcats. So Nick's going for the thing we're not supposed to go for. into a rocket skip into a dangerous parky double-dash parky for the grave marker in Bunkat. So Nick's going for the thing we're not supposed to go for. Left versus right challenge? I still don't understand that. I still think a game that has left and right scoring is really fun. Left and right. You've got to even out the sides. Oh, yeah. It's like you play too much on the right, you've got to move to the left now. Yeah. Any score you don't get on a negative side, you get taken away from the score. Ooh. You've got You gotta balance it out or you lose points. Post-op! Nope. That was more like a shitty post-pass. No! No! Oh! Okay. Free marker. Wow. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Soon the list stops and bats are great. Bats are great. Wellickers. Work those shots. This is the shittiest multiball to not get when you're working on it. Because you've got to work so hard to get back into it. Bivy flip! Yeah, that would work too. What are? Zombots? Zombocon? Oh, my snake's ready already. It's already ready already. It's already ready already. Ready already? Whoa! The ramp train! That felt cool. The ramp train is real. Oh, that was a shitty drop. Whoa, dead to flesh, though. Oh, God, that was incredible. Oh, God. Nice. I love this count on this one. It's like the beginning of an HBO show. Yeah. Aww, love, man, what's the love? You got funky, dawg. Whoa, nice. Wait, I hear music playing. For what? Yeah. That's it. Lady Justus? Justus? Hit it, kiss it, love it Oh boy Oh good idea It's over, yeah? It's over, yeah? You target, bro. You target. It's killing those sticks right now. Oh, now I get up front. Thanks, bud. The second issue for that ding dong. Great ball. How many you got left? You only got one sneaky left. You only got one snakey left. You can also go for snake multiball which actually didn't seem too terrible to get. Nice! Oh nice, they're gonna add Cyclone to the Pinball Arcade, huh? Guilfully backhanded. I screw this up. You told me we can get the other multiballs and then get Sparky, but we can't. We gotta get Sparky first. You can't get sparkly first. The snake just turns into your edible. Then what can we... Then you can't stack... What do you stack with snake? Everything. But you can't stack with crisscrosses. That's why I should go for snake. You can stack it with everything. Nailed it. Oh, crap. What? Whoa. Why did I do that? That was almost a disaster. Oh, disaster. Watch now. Yo, swearing. Come on, Kurt. The tilt is strong with Nick Campbell. Oh, boy. Yay! He's great for room. Hi, guys. Hope all's well. Tim Spence! I haven't seen you in forever, man. How you doing man? Man? Hey man! What's up man? Man? What's up man? Hey bro! What's up bro? What's up man? Hey bro! Man? What's up bro? Man man man? Man? What man man man? Man or ma'am? Got one. Oh I thought I kicked it enough. I did too. I did. I did. Oh, there you go. Cool. Lars is lit. Cool. Cool, bro. What have I done? Go, Snakey! Can I get a snake, Snakey? Back to three balls, folks. Back to one ball, kids. Back to nine-year-old balls. Okay, alright, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Did I get any multi-mold yet? I clearly did not. I think we'll get to 30 tilts today. We have 27 tilts, there's no way that's right. Okay, maybe it's right. Did you do a tilt-through? You can use the game. Yeah, man, the new Star Trek code is incredible. It's a... That was ridiculous. That's some rookie stuff, man. There, dude. Nailed it. What are you going to pick? Uh-oh. Oh. I want to see the animations on this because they're so neat looking. Come on. Come on. Come on. Good shot, B. Come on. I lost her a knee. Grave marker? Grave the leg. Got it. Uh-oh. Taking it? Now you got weaned total of 25 bro! Alright take that back, you got 31, pretty good. Was it double? No, you get all the jackpots that you get, plus you get... Right. So you got 17 plus 17... Hey Garino! Yo, you got your name in bro? Nah. Did you see the bonus on there? 300,000 points. Why didn't you get it? Oh, you gotta get it. You can't get that. The collect doesn't count. No, it does. But you got 31. Did you already get your name on it? Oh, the collect for what? Yeah, I think I'm at like 18. 58. Oh. So I only got like 34 or something. Yeah, you got like 32 or 31. Play better. Yo, Enter Sandman. That's what we have to get. Enter Sandman. Enter Sandman. That's our only goal. To get our name on Enter Sandman. Oh, Mighty Squirrel. You need the information on streaming? Hey, I'll send it to you, brother. PM me. PM me and I'll send it to you. What is that? Is that a sex thing? Yeah. Private massage me. Yo. Woo-hoo. That was a little tic-tac, a little cute. Tell me. What's that at, like 29? If we're close to 30, I'll take number 30. I want number 30. The thing is, the bonus on this game is practically nothing. Like, it's almost never worth not going for it. Oh, nice take. Jack played that entire game and got $300,000 in bonus. Which is embarrassing. And you can contrast that with if he would have saved it and hit one shot, he would have gotten $300,000. Yeah. Yeah. If I would have made one more shot, I would have gotten another $2,000,000. $2,000,000? From what? All my shots were $2,000,000 a piece. You were out of save this last. You were out of cranking up. Oh, I was, wasn't I? I'm going for snake multiball. To figure this the heck out. Ooh, I just wiped the fuel there. You going for snake? Yeah. Nope, going for the drain. Found it. We've tilted 28 times. Tense, that's awesome, man. Yeah, if anyone wants information on how to how to set up the stream like we have it. It's super cheap, I promise you. You just have to have thousands of dollars worth of pinball machines. There's that. And a thousand dollars worth of computer parts. Computer parts? You need a computer and you need a pinball machine, but on top of that... The rest is pretty cheap. Yes. Except for the green screen we have behind us right now. How do we... You could just, like, click my name and type... It's like, click message. I believe there's like a gear wheel somewhere down here. Like a gear wheel. Here, you click it and say message, and it'll write me a little message.

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