# THE WALKING DEAD (Stern 2014) 06/03/15

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-06-08  
**Duration:** 141m 11s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lqXJaIeWjw

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## Analysis

DeadFlip streams gameplay of Stern's The Walking Dead (Premium Edition) with newest code on June 3, 2015, featuring live play commentary from Jack Danger and guest Laura demonstrating skill shots, multiball mechanics (Prison and Well Walker), and the Bloodbath mode. The stream emphasizes tutorial-style explanation of game rules, mechanics, and strategy while maintaining entertainment value for a live audience.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] The Walking Dead Premium Edition has new code that prevents stacking the Prison and Well Walker multiballs — _Hosts explicitly state 'The new code will not let you combine these two' and 'The new code won't let you stack these multiballs'_
- [HIGH] The game has Ball Save enabled (uncommon) because the game is 'a bit of a punisher' — _Host states: 'This game is a little tough without a Ball Save, so we turned it on'_
- [HIGH] The Walking Dead has three main multiball/mode systems: Prison, Well Walker, and Bloodbath modes — _Detailed explanation of Prison multiball, Well Walker multiball, and Bloodbath mode mechanics throughout stream_
- [HIGH] Nudging and hitting the machine during play is approximately 50% of pinball skill, not cheating — _Host states: 'I want Tee'd Off say maybe 50% of playing pinball. You have Tee'd Off hit the game. Slap saves, nudges, all that stuff.'_
- [HIGH] The skill shot involves rolling over two flashing rollover targets and then selecting a top lane — _Host explains: 'You'll see these two flashing rollovers here. You want Tee'd Off roll over both of those when they're lit, and then go into the lane that's flashing'_

### Notable Quotes

> "The new code will not let you combine these two. I used Tee'd Off just have the multiball before they were hit."
> — **Jack Danger / DeadFlip Host**, mid-stream
> _Clarifies major rule change in updated code preventing multiball stacking_

> "If you're not tilting, you're not trying, buddy."
> — **DeadFlip Host**, late-stream
> _Philosophy statement about aggressive pinball play and acceptable risk-taking_

> "This game is a little tough without a Ball Save, so we turned it on."
> — **DeadFlip Host**, early gameplay
> _Indicates game difficulty and operator/venue customization choices_

> "Pinball is a table a nerd made for fun."
> — **Chat participant**, mid-stream
> _Reflects community perspective on pinball's origins and purpose_

> "Pinball is intriguing, it's interesting, it's ready."
> — **DeadFlip Host**, mid-stream
> _Host defense against boredom criticism in chat_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Primary host of DeadFlip streaming channel; Stern pinball designer and tournament player providing gameplay commentary and rules explanation |
| Laura | person | Guest player on the stream demonstrating skill at The Walking Dead, described as one of 'the best pinball players in the world' |
| Nick George Campbell | person | DeadFlip team member present during stream, assists with gameplay commentary |
| Stan | person | Player invited to participate in four-player game during stream; new member of DeadFlip community |
| The Walking Dead (Premium Edition) | game | Stern Pinball 2014 machine; subject of stream; running newest code version with updated multiball rules; features Prison, Well Walker, and Bloodbath modes |
| DeadFlip | organization | Pinball streaming platform and content creator; streams Monday-Friday at 5pm Central; features live gameplay, rules explanation, and community interaction |
| Stern Pinball | company | Manufacturer of The Walking Dead pinball machine |
| Prison (multiball) | product | Multiball mode on Walking Dead triggered by hitting prison cell toy and zombie head; requires hitting red shots to progress |
| Well Walker (multiball) | product | Second multiball mode on Walking Dead triggered by hitting Well Walker toy multiple times; animatronic zombie feature |
| Bloodbath mode | product | Game mode activated by clearing three drop targets in specific order; can be combined with multiball after code update prevents stacking |
| Cameron | person | Person mentioned in early stream setup discussion; associated with upcoming broadcast segment |

### Topics

- **Primary:** The Walking Dead game mechanics and strategy, Pinball skill and technique (nudging, ball control, cradle positioning), Code updates and rule changes for Walking Dead Premium, Multiball mechanics and stacking prevention
- **Secondary:** Live streaming community engagement and viewer interaction, Tournament vs casual pinball rules and settings, Skill shots and playfield shot sequencing, Game difficulty tuning and Ball Save settings

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.82) — Stream maintains upbeat, enthusiastic tone throughout. Hosts and guests express genuine enjoyment of the game and community. Chat participants are engaged and supportive. No major complaints or criticisms of the machine itself; focus is educational and celebratory of pinball gameplay.

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** DeadFlip actively manages live chat, calls out follower names, and creates interactive community moments during gameplay streams (confidence: high) — Constant greeting of followers, discussion of hashtags (#LauraFanFan, #TeamLaura), acknowledgment of donations and follows, interactive viewer participation
- **[sentiment_shift]** Positive community reception of The Walking Dead Premium Edition as featured game; strong interest from viewers with multiple requests for extended play coverage (confidence: medium) — Chat enthusiasm, viewer donations, requests for continued coverage, expressions of enjoyment from participants
- **[gameplay_signal]** DeadFlip operates as educational content platform teaching pinball mechanics and strategy to new and experienced players (confidence: high) — Detailed explanation of skill shots, multiball triggers, mode progression, shot sequencing; discussion of learning curve and game complexity; acknowledgment of new players in chat
- **[market_signal]** The Walking Dead Premium positioned as challenging, 'punisher' machine requiring Ball Save feature due to difficulty; described as rewarding but complex (confidence: medium) — Host notes ball drain risk and Ball Save necessity; discusses airball potential; hosts acknowledge high degree of explanation needed for playfield understanding
- **[product_strategy]** The Walking Dead Premium Edition received code update that modified multiball stacking mechanics, preventing combination of Prison and Well Walker multiballs (confidence: high) — Host explicitly states new code prevents multiball stacking; mentions this was different from previous version where multiballs could be combined

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## Transcript

 I need to open another window. Hi, Internet. I need to go look. The whole vibe will be on YouTube shortly. I'm going to start uploading everything tonight. Or tomorrow. Or on this keyboard. Hi everybody. Hi everybody. This is all you need to read. Come in. What's up everybody? Lone Goat, good to see you. Audio good, video is logo, as it should be. Why is that video so logo? Why is that so logo? I'm sorry? What are you talking about? Oh, and someone bit his boot. I never really looked at him. Stop biting his boot. I want... Does Crystal have that 3D printer? Not here. Not here? Oh, we got a MakerBot at school. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, somebody donated it. Whoa. I'll learn how to use it and then get back to me. Well, I don't... Yeah, is it a computer program? No, it's... No, MakerBot? No, you use the computer program to make that thing. Is it a 3D... You use, like, a 3D software to develop something and put it in there. Ventron, are everybody... You guys here? Brad start finishing up the game of Metallica and then we're going to go live with Cameron. Where are your phones going? This one's in the hole. Go to your homes. It's getting ripped off over and over again. Hi guys, and Guyette. Guyette. You are still here. We're going to watch this one again? The first one. Alright. For whom the bell tolls. Yep. Kill it, dude. He's got what's it called the bowling ball thing rolling too? What he's got bowling ball now? What's it called? Speaking of distrust. He's got bowling ball now? . Sparks got pinball feet. Dude and dudes. Yes. Internet. Gosh, the internet. It's so good to hear you, good to see you. I hear the noise of pinball. That's your mode. I'm gonna let it. Just keep playing, man. Give me the money. See, for whom the bell toll is, it is the mode. Two and a half mil every time. Great. Great, great, great. Take this high. That's on you. Ten, nine, eight, seven, come on, five, four, three, two, one. Oh yeah, folks, today is going to be front page day. In probably a minute. Get ready for the follower notifications. Our last review, we were on the front page last week, and we're going to be on the front page today. Today. Oh my God, Red. My man. Lasted. Bless the dooder. Bless the dooder. For you. For you. Wait, do I look like that? Everybody be on your best behavior. Mods, get ready to shut down the nerds. Shut down the nerds. Hold on, everybody, shut down the nerds. Poops everywhere. Guys, don't put poops anywhere. Darkman. Holy cow. Is that ball two? Yep, ball two, right? That's only ball two? Oh my god. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day three on Stern's Walking Dead. You're going to hear some extra pinball being played for maybe another 20 minutes or so, because these guys are in the middle of a tournament here. But it's going to be good. No guests. Laura's here. She's a guest. Laura's a guest. Laura's here to show her pinball prowess on The Walking Dead. She knows how to blow this up, I'm assuming, and is going to blow it up. It's going to be incredible. So, without further to do, let's get into it. Danny mentioned he might be here. Dan's coming for what? Oh, really? You just mentioned it this morning. On Twitter or something? Or where? Oh, he texted you? Hmm. Are we going to break... Yeah, Laura's timing. And stop. Good fucking deal. Donate to kids. Donate to kids. Can I do my name? We're going to break it today. Hopefully we break it today. Laura's ready. It's sort of the same stuff, But you want to start clearing these targets over here. There's three drop targets that you stand over here. Yeah. You want to start clearing those. So, this will be roving. And the first time you clear it, you'll lock in, like, food. Then you want it to be over, like, weapons next time you hit it. And then clear them all to solidify weapons. And then bloodbath is when you clear them all. Alright, so I'm going to switch the camera over. Hopefully it works. Laura's going to break it. I'll tell you, it's all right there. No. Flat, flat, flat. Here we go. Alright. Magic mode, like how they made hobbits all tiny. All right, guys. Team Laura, hashtags. Okay, so, folks, your typical Stern skill shot is mixed with an interesting old-school, like, rollover skill shot on this. So you'll see these two flashing rollovers here. You want to roll over both of those when they're lit, and then go into the lane that's flashing. And you can control the lane with your flippers here. So I'm going to try. Are you in on this? Can I play? Sniper! What's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. Thanks, bud. You were in, sir. All right, here we go. My boo-hoo. Yes, I'll be till the end. Oh, my gosh. Perry. Perry Big World. Perry Big World. So I want some drop targets. I'm going to wreck it. Yep. That was interesting. Oh, come on. Good one. What do we got? Pegasus won. What's up? Can you hear that, Lauren? Yes. The dinghy? Yep, I got it. Hey, Front Page. Front Page, hi. What? Yeah, we're here. Call me. Hi, guys. What's going on? Welcome. This is Deathlip. We play pinball Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. And this week we're playing Stern's The Walking Dead. This is the pro model with the newest code. So we're going to try to blow it up. If you want to see some of the pros blow this game up, We have two of the best pinball players in the world here yesterday. The pros pros. Like, the pros of pros. Pros that pros look up to. Like poetry. Exactly. Go look up yesterday's VOD. They're playing it. Hard-ass chicken. Yo, thanks, hard-ass chicken. Oh, it's one word. Hardest. Oh, hardest chicken. Like, yo, I'm hardest chicken. Oh, man. We gotta stop looking. Me, Polalo. Polalo, me. Me, Polalo. I seriously just got Viagra targeted. Come on, hit that thing. Say Harrison. Harrison. Harrison. Harrison. Harrison, damn it. Oh. That was my fault. That was a suicide click. It's fine. Stip it, George. I don't know. You want second or third, Laura? Oh, my God, I need a pew-pew laser. Laura, kill it. Oh, my God, I need a pew-pew laser. Don't you guys love pinball? I live pinball. Lumber Claw. No, you're fine. There is a Ball Save. This game is a little tough without a Ball Save, so we turned it back on. Hipster Invoker. You've called upon us and you never... I am here. Exceptional, I tell everyone. Garfy? Garthai. Multiple Garths. Like, how many Gar-Sai have showed up here? Lil' Newky! Excuse me? Newky! Hey, Lil' Newky! Thanks for the follow! Alright, so Newky split his 2x, which means while that light's blinking, every score on the board is doubled. KFSK, including the bike, which would have been 750k. I'm gonna make sound waves! I'm still putting these papers away. Followers are going so fast, I can't greet everyone. I will greet everyone that I can. Enjoy your dinner. Enjoy your dinner. Yeah, boy, yeah, game. Alright, Paul Slater, here we go. Front page, honey, huh? I think the phone's ringing. No, day one app. Don't? Day one app? Stop. Thanks for following. Is that ringing? Can you grab that? Hello, Lust Monster. Oh, Stan, you're here. Oh, come on up, buddy. I guess Stan is coming. All right. Come on, people. How do you only have... And it's that button already. Strip for tacos. It's because I strip for tacos. Is that for... I just let Stan up. Strip for tacos. Strip for tacos. All right. Guys, sorry. I screamed. Please stop. Please. Hey, boys. Please. You do have to hit it like that. So get ready. You ain't got the answer. Mother. Stand up. Adios. Thank you for the follow. Yes. Adios. Tell me again what I want to do here. This is awesome. Do you want to know the answer? See the two lights blinking? Yeah. You want to hit them when they're both blinking, so you want to lead it a little bit like now. You know, just a little bit further. And then make it go down exactly. I didn't say that part. I think I heard that part. I think she knows the stirring skill. There you go. Is that your stirring thing? It's kind of an every pinball machine thing, but they're the only ones that are making pinball machines these days. It's good money. It's good money. I do it pretty much on every pinball machine. All right, good money, good money. Here we go. I've got to get a mode going. We learned yesterday that modes are the only way to get the cash going. The Enchanta. The Enchanta. I don't understand. The Enchanta. Hello. Thank you for coming. I miss you, the Enchanta. Why haven't you called me? Zarbar. Zarbar. There is a bar here in Chicago called the Zarbar. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, the Zarbar. The Incredible Bibleman. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Sorry, man. No links. Unless it's an imgur or something. What? Wolfess. Welcome. Thanks for the follow. Internet, if you're new to the stream, click follow. It's free to do, and I love saying people's names. I think I said it wrong. Always be moaning. Parents, what's up, baby? Hi. By the way, always be moaning. It's like a weird clown face up there. No, no, it's terrible. You see it? Wait, who, what's the Judge Dredd table? Oh, Pegasus. Judge Dredd's one of my favorite pinball machines, man. Oh, this clatter. Halo, where are they? Oh, God, we're screwed. Hey, Halo. It looks like they actually have around 20 of them forever. Wonk wonk. Thunderjab Link! How'd you guys find each other? Well, I was beating up people on the street and she was one of them. Zcal101 claims to be fun, buddy. I didn't do that right. You didn't do what right? I didn't. You think you could do that right? Fire and Violet! By the way, we have like thousands of people on here. on the internet. What? What internet? Uh, internet. Okay, guess what? This is Laura. Hi, Laura. Nick. Nick. This is Nick Campbell. Nick Campbell is a member of Deadflips. Stan, who is now a member of Deadflips. I love that I love Stan. Stan's a man. I'm Jack Danger. I'm here every weekday. Yummy Chicken. I miss you, dude. He said you were going to hang out, and it never happened. He never called you? I was like, yo, Yummy Chicken hasn't hollered in like two weeks. And then, like, official Ryan Mitchell was like, yo, I'll hang out, dog. He's like, yo, forget that chicken guy. What are you doing? Question, is Laura a Benny Dean bag? I know a guy named Benny Dean bag. Good shot, dude. Relax, you got this, buddy. I feel it. Is Laura both a host and a guest? All right. Team Crabbe. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Does Benny get a flipper hoodie? This is really hard to look at. That's my question. Oh, yeah. What is your breath? The flipper hoodie is immaterial. It's all about the respect and acceptance and love. That's not natural. See, in the beginning there were four hoodies wrapped in... Good shot. ...the lid and the flipper. That was a good set up. Just close up a Thor's hammer. Alright, here we go. There is no line up because this is ball. Beats him with the freaking... Let's start! Cool, you're all in Chicago. Yes we are! What's up Chicago? Chicago! Stoop! Yelling stoop helps you shoot faster and farther. Watch this. Stoop! You'd be live wired. One of the secret phrases for this is please register. Please register. You ain't got the answer, doesn't mean you have to. What? What was... Is there a question about how you get points? It's kind of embarrassing. You only got the answer, I'll explain when Nick's done here. I'll give everyone a rundown quick on how to blow this machine up. Right now I got barn running, so I want to get barn going. Don't tilt though. We're getting her pinball. Who doesn't love pinball? What's up internet? Oh god. We're here, Laura has a fan club folks, and you should... Yeah, where is Laura's fan club? Shoot. Shoot. All the shoots. Hashtag LauraFanFan. Team Laura. Alright, pardon me. Okay, folks. If you're new to the stream, thank you for coming. We do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. Thanks for the follow. We stream a different machine every single week. This week we're streaming Stern's The Walking Dead. This is the pro model, newest code. And we're going to do a four-player game right now. and we'll do our best to explain what we're shooting for and why. Is that okay? You comfortable with that? You good? Everybody? Okay. Here we go. Is there a secret to bumping the machine? Number one, you should be hitting the machine. Not super hard, because the game will yell at you. Surprise face. Surprise face. People think that's like anti-pinball. Right. People think that nudging and hitting the game is cheating. It's not. It's actually, I want to say maybe 50% of playing pinball. You have to hit the game. Slap saves, nudges, all that stuff. The only thing you can't do is clumsy smurf. You can't death save or bang back. Don't even practice those. They're illegal in tournaments. So here we go. I'm going to explain what I'm doing. Check this out. On this game, here's your skill shot. Caps and twist. Love you. Love your show. You want to roll over these two roll over targets that are flashing when they're both lit. And then go through the top lane here, whichever one's flashing. That is your super skill. Tip for MVP. I'm going to let these guys call your names up because I love you guys. So let's try to get that. There's another one in the background. Whoa, K-Dawg 100! Face pop. Oh, God. Oh, God. K-Dawg, what have you done? K-Dawg, you might have to unfollow and keep following just so we can yell your name out. It doesn't actually work that way. It's being streaming! Hello. Yo. Okay, so folks, here's typically when you point. Whoa. Did you see that? What did you do? It flipped on its own. Boston Marriott! Wait, it goes flip. You probably... Maybe a little less energy. That was nice of you. That was a nice way to say that. Friendsbacks? Friendsbacks. Friendsbacks. Okay, so. There's two main toys on this game. You have the prison cell up there. And you have the well walker here. Both of these guys are multiballs. So what you want to do is hit the prison until the gates open, then hit the face, like, several more times to start a multiball. Then your next multiball is also hitting the well walker several times. That will start a multiball also. The new code will not let you combine these two. I used to just have the dead flip before they were hit. Lord Squeak, my man. The new code won't let you stack these multiballs. So what you want to do is you can try to get a multiball and then grab your bloodbath mode, which is hitting these targets in certain orders. Let's just play, and I'll show you guys what I'm doing. Blow this up. Blow it up. Viagra target. Did you see that, Alan? I got Viagra targeted. Should we go in there and start working them out a little bit? Yeah, let me work them out for you. Yeah, let me show you. It's like a follow-up second. Abstract mode! I see. Can you explain what I'm doing? Yeah, just... I don't know if I can. Just say what you're shooting for. Tree procs. Hey, buddy. Just say what you're shooting for. Just say that you're shooting for it. Maybe why. Okay, I'll try. Yeah. Even if you don't fully understand what you're shooting for, just do it. Rubopala. I'm going to go for the other hand. Rubopala. So you know what's happening right now, Nick? This is dead flip kryptonite. And what that is, is it's called over-explaining what we're doing. We will tell you what we're doing. But if we spend too much time, there's no gameplay and then it's boring as hell. So Laura, why don't you take it over? Let's just blow it up. So you like, for the first round of the game, just explain things. So this is what electricity is like. So just get the steel shot. What's up with raw electricity? So, boom! Okay, I want to hit the house. You good. Thanks for coming. Hit the house. And I want to go down with the dead feet. There you go. Because they're both set, I get points. Bumper! My man! Uh oh. Ah! Good shake. Cracking screen? Oh! That left part of the throw part is brutal. It's everybody. Everybody left out. I think this should be the dead flip official machine. One, because it requires an automatic dead flip. Oh yeah. You know? When done correctly, coming out of the bumper, it's an automatic dead flip. And then it's the walking dead flip. The walking dead flip. It's perfect. It's cute. You know what that means. You have to buy it. When do you get a ball safe? You might have to answer it. You get a ball safe right when you start your game, right when you plunge the ball. The second you validate the play field, the second you pull that and validate the play field, you get a ball safe. Now, that can be adjusted per game. Typically, we don't have them on. But because this game is a bit of a punisher, we left it on. So, Stan, blow it up. And validate just means hitting some kind of... Validating means just hitting some kind of... Honestly, it validates the second you plunge. Oh, okay. Because on some games if you don't hit anything and it drains it will give you the ball back. Yeah. Because you didn't touch anything. Hey, so let me get on this woman's side. Intense sex. Thanks for coming. So I'm going to try to hit the walker and start getting some hits towards that multiball. So I can get this under control. Man, it's not a game. Alright, so this is a game for the prison. You will get air balls in this game because it's so new. This play feels pretty slick. Yeah, so Stan is one shot away from the prison moat. So if he hits that, the doors will open up, and then he has to bash the zombie head inside. Oh, I don't want to be doing that. Let's catch that. There you go. That's kind of the... So that's called a cradle right there, folks, when you have the ball on a flipper, and you're just sitting there ready to make your next shot. All right. So the prison's lit up, so I want to hit it so the door will open and the mouse will... You also light up all the shots so that you have to start making some arrow shots. And those arrow shots count towards hitting the prison. Which we discovered. Yeah, I didn't know that before. So that's a risky shot hitting it up the middle So if you want to be a little bit safer you can try to do some of these arrows So he hits one of these shots with the red arrow the red arrow will go away and you'll see a progressive letter on prison Alright, so let's try to do the CDC round Percy, what's up buddy? Nice to meet you. Do that again, you got this. Alright, here we go Yeah baby Yeah, that works. And that's it. Spell it again. So that's P-R-I. That's awesome. Welcome, Foxy. Foxy, you're new. Welcome. This is a tough shop, but like a really rewarding one. It is. It lights here too high. Do you know where the targets are? Like what? Yeah, mother. Yeah, mother. Oh, yeah. The targets are kind of hidden. These targets are here. You can see them. Three? Yeah. Right here. So there's three targets right there. You'll be seeing us aim for those targets a lot that JD's aiming at right now. There's three drop targets right here. There's one here, one here. So I can either go back to the doors here or I can try to get these two targets to get one letter left. You know what? I'm going to try something. Tunnel it. Here we go. That's a good shot too. Okay, maybe not. Let's get this well walker going a little bit. You want a little bit? Oh, praise. Didn't quite make it. Okay, maybe not. Good job, good job. Hit the tilt. Oh, the D-bomb. The D-bomb's a little bit heavy. Oh my god. You get one big move, folks. On the ledge, bend it. Bend it. So one more time for Chris, and he's got a multiball, folks. But I want to bring in a mode, so I'm going to go for first aid. Can you do modes while multiballs are going on? I think you can. I think you can do all things. Okay, so it's better to go for the multiball than the first aid. I would say get the multiball and then get the mode going. I'll watch it and see if you get it. I'm pretty sure. 90% sure. We could do the shot up here or we could do a post pass. What do you guys usually like to do here? I like the post pass but I have no luck getting it from that place. Okay, let's give it a shot. Oh, that's what I do every freaking time. Thanks, Tony. Good day. I'm only here for you. Here we go. Okay. Tony, this is for the followers. We're going to see if that's going to work because right now we've got multibalt so you want to start a mode. I can hit it. We're in nation. So you can't do most. So I want to go tunnel or CVC. But I ended up doing long. Long or long? You ended up hitting it with yes. I got Riot and Suet going. What's the jackpot for the prison? What's that all about? You've got to build up a prison again and hit all the shots. Hit the red arrow. Swap your... Our stand is 2x going, which means everything that he hits is double the points. You want to hit all the good stuff. Yeah, the red arrow's good thing, the yellow dot... The yellow dot's your long kills. You want to get... There's one more drop target on the left there, to get your weapons for... ...for bloodbath and stuff. To keep 2x going, you want to keep hitting that riot shot, is that right? Yes, and your, and the center target. I don't know the official rules, but you have to either hit the right spot or the target next to the bottom. Oh, man. Ooh, nice chill on that. We've won it over one-piece dreamers because there's a girl here, guys. Get the heck out of here. And the temptation in multiball is like, when all the balls drain, you've got the one left. You want to hit that last jackpot. Every time you go for it, you're going to drop it. It's called the ironmonger mistake. The ironmonger mistake is what that is. Just don't do it. Don't even try. Goomber dude, what are you talking about a new level of boredom? Pinball is intriguing, it's interesting, it's... It's just, it's ready. Here we go. So much for keeping it calm and chill tonight, guys. Ball save. The shots will be like 230 per minute. That would be like the main goal. Starting in the wood and hitting that like 2 or 3 times. Alright, so I am actually pretty far away from... Yeah, and then if you capitalize on that, you're 50-50. And then you do it twice. Or if you get one back, then you're done. Thank you. Pinball is awesome! Yes it is! Pinball is awesome! Yeah, we have a Metallica actually 2 games over from here. It's right next to this one. Oh, come on. It's pretty long. But you also can take those out of the box. Alex? What? I think it's just that they get the same length that they have. I don't know if they separate them. Rosara. Rosara? Yeah, Rosara. Come on. Oh, the wrestling game replacement? Oh, the wrestling game replaced this one? Uh, W, no, Woe Nelly replaced this one. Woe Nelly was here just before The Walking Dead. He rocks! Does he? Yes. It's Laura. It's Laura. He rocks! It's Laura. It's Laura. It's Laura. It's Laura. It's Laura. It's Laura. It's Laura. It's Laura. Pinball is a table a nerd made for fun. What the heck? Did I go second? I forget. Yeah, you were second. Alright, Anna. Finally. You showed up, man. We missed you. Santa's here? About time. Thanks, Santa. Santa's been watching Clubs early, if you ask me. Aww. I think Laura's great. The only reason I'm watching is hoping they let her play again. She'll play. It's pinball. Pinball's for everybody. Going for the modes, folks. folks. Motorino. Wipe it down. Where are you guys? Portland. We are in Chicago. Ninja. Thank you. Whoa. Strong move, strong move. Oh, it didn't come out. I tried to get the ball out of here, but then the power went off. So Nick actually moved the game way too much, resulting in a tilt. Nicky Nicky. All right, Laura. Nicky Nicky's here. Thank you. It's Rum Springer. That's amazing. Are you having secret conversations again? Yes. That's amazing. Competition, who's the best? Nobody. Come back. Come back. We're all incredible. Gator, Chris. See, we're all good. Oh, hey, Gator. As you can tell by the scores, we are all good. Oh, I got something. You got it. Mr. Middy. I've got to shake it now because it's stuck. Yes, yes, yes. There you go. There you go. Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! Isn't it kind of embarrassing if you tilt? Nah. If you're not tilting, you're not trying, buddy. If you're not tilting, you're not trying. Wood tricks! My favorite kind of trick. Those are weapons that you get through multi-kills. Through multi-kills? And you need a certain amount of multi-kills to light each one? I think it's targets that you knock down. Okay. Uh, verticus! the yellow and the walker and the yellow light is on? If you see the yellow, you'll get a multi-kill. Do you have a monster vest? If you do not, there is one nearby. Nice gen, 197. Maybe a mile away? Let's go for food. No problem. Almost a full wipe. Oh! Pinball God! That was just bad. That was a full wipe. That's a pilot error. That's a full over-explanatory Pandaren! And next, I am about to give you a shot of Palamander! Nice and clean, nice and clean. Blow its head off. Ooh, wait. I heard a ding-ding. The lexorin! So I started Wellwalker multiball, and now we're going to use this multiball to knock down some bloodbath targets here. Oh, one more. Yeah, boom! Go, start to... I'm trying to get control of one of these. Also, our extra balls are not real extra balls, folks. They are points. Did I get it? Oh, good. The carom is real. Good accidental timing. So one more shot to the target. Now I've got to clean it. Now I've got to clean it. Yo, clean it for some bloodbath. There's one. Do it again. I need that one last target where food is blinking, folks, and we are good to go. folks and we are good to go. People are following. I'm sorry if we're missing your followers. Oh, you have walkers on this. All right, folks, here comes the money. Now, what did Joe say? Now just have fun. Now just have fun. Exactly. Dude, that was hilarious. He's like, hit the You're like, now what? Just have fun. Have fun. Just have fun. Just do it. Am I lawfully wed to a decent man? Lawfully wed to a decent man. No, not yet. There you go. Add a ball. Add a ball. Add a ball? Add a ball. So I'm having the worst time hitting freaking riot. What riot? It's the shot right next to the prison that gives you your doubler. You got Barbie going on. I just want to leave a little back to that. Hold on. He's in barn mode right now. Crap. Oh, now you head away. It's a multiple ball situation. We have a multiple ball situation going on here. on here. Oh. Two. Yo, Barnes, what's the passion for this? Ninja Falcon, I have not tilted either. I don't think it's because I only get the eaves thing. I think it's because Gary didn't change the machine. 2x, baby. All right, let's get this. Internet, I love you. Thank you for coming. I'll talk to you when my brain starts. Get that Barnes. Oh! Just Uber. Uber. A thousand people watching. What? Prove it. All thousand people. Prove it. If there's a thousand people watching, let me get a one, two, three. No, it's all my mom. Watching on Netflix. It's all Jack's mom. Wait, it's all internet. It's a thousand accounts that my mom made so that I didn't feel bad when I started streaming. She is the most deported mom ever. That's true. Thank you, mom. I love you, mom. Punker of the game. Everyone on Facebook. Everybody log in and subscribe. Here's some cool Mike Toggies, Bill Gray! Here's some cool usernames! Ah, it's fine. Yo! One, two, three. Boop! Alright, I gotta step this up here, folks. I got no money. Kappa, one, two, three! Guys, I love you! Thank you for coming! Holy farts! Holy farts. We try not to swear in this stream. Just kidding. F you guys. Just kidding. F you. Oh wait, that's not swearing. That's Brad Zac Stark. No, that's Kappa. Gemma check, you weren't supposed to... Oh, find out my secret. Yeah. You're grounded. Come home immediately, check. Get up here. I don't know who's playing. That was in color. Ghost list. Look at this. Ghost list. All right, we got a little catch here. Jada, throw the record up for tilt. Jada, throw the record up. What's it down? We're about to break it. We almost broke it yesterday. Two days of walking dead. The Roman Godfrey. Hello, Roman Godfrey. Thank you for following. And give me a call sometime. That's Hilt. Oh, no! That is lame. That's what Hilt stands for. That sucks The week of March 16th 30 Tilts Yeah holy crap And we are about to annihilate that Uh Beeson is nothing How many have you counted Beast. The Beast. Holy cow, I was tilted 26 times. Are you serious? Yeah. You're welcome. I think I did one of those. No way! It's a tiny exclamation point record. Tilt mechanism cognitive. It's free balls. What? What do you mean only pride can play pinball? pinball. You tell Frag that I'm playing pinball right now. Go ahead, text Frag. There it was. I have not hit any. Laura, you're my hero. I can't believe you won me either. Put your name on here. So we got, while Walker is lit up, it's going to be five shots after that, or go for food and bloodbath following. Is that ball three? This is the ball three. Ball three. While the ball stays on, do that really quick. Oh! Okay. Yeah, two-edged mofo. Two-edged mofo! What in the dang bar? Dig it! Oh, I thought that this was going to the... Oh, thanks, Selleck. That lit up for a moment. I thought that... Oh, really? It was just like flashing? Yeah, I think it just flashed. Well, you won. Always pay attention. You won, so you're up. So, first, we have a little bit of a... Oh, you're up. You're up. You're up. You're up. You're up. You're up. You're up. We got Stan first, second place Jack I got third Barely And Flores for it Would you like to go first or last? I'll go last Ding dong, that is the best name Ding dong, oh my god That's a great pinball name Internet, I just wanted to say really quick I fucking love you guys Donate to kids, okay, so don't swear I miss you, come back more often and can you guys who are subscribers put up your flippers to just show the kids what they're missing thank you alright do it all Stan how do you become a membership partner when when you think about like two quarters and for a small fee Jack doing that voice is available if you need to be lulled to bed later if you need someone to Carl Castle Icon's Cube! This! This guy! Oh, yikes! What the heck? Thank God, these are all free. Alright, here we go. Dubtech! Hey Dubtech! We are Twitch Chat. Welcome Twitch Chat! I love it! Also remember, I have my troll card, along with everybody else. Oh, that's great! Is that bulletproof? When you have slippers, when you have dongers, raise your dongers, raise your flippers. Raise your dongers. No, that's not good. That's not good. There are bars, at least there are at least two bars here in Chicago that have free play on their stuff. And the beer is real expensive. Exactly. If you're not drinking the beer, then you're fine. You can just go and play. Deadflip, is that all? Wait, is that all we are to you guys, the internet? I love the internet, though. The internet is all. I love the internet. You're all pinheads to me, and I'm in love with all of you. Jancy Cat! Number one, raise your dollars. What is a dollar? Okay, Laura B. Seaman. I've never read the answer to that. Wait, long ago, you can do the concert code with the bloopers. I'll pop down that page. Hey Leon! Hey Leon! Welcome, Leon! Uh, welcome, Leon. If you guys like pinball, you came to the wrong place. No, no, no. R-T-T. Oh, skill shot. Only 30 butts. Wait, how many butts? Only three. Son of a butt. Screw that up. Guys, I screwed up the butts. Minneapolis, yeah. I can't believe there's pinball on Twitter. A dollar a day. Parche Pancakes. Your name's up there with one of my favorites. I think wet butt disease is my favorite twitch name, but that's up there. That's up there. What is it? Wet butt disease. It's all cats. I love it. Squash your mail. Stop squashing your mail and post that. What do you got? We just met somebody. Did you order it? The Infanta. Sorry, I don't, you know. Black hat. Delicious. It's Neil. Just Twitch Go. Sorry about the, uh, sorry about MooBot. We just gotta turn that on when things start to get a little crazy in here. Let's move on. Telling people to shut up. Real bumper stain! Not good, Stan. Not good. Not good. She's brutal. She's brutal. Hey, you're wasting my bicycle grill, man. Did I give you my two-way? Bicycle grill, well, that just started, like, by now. You mean, I wanna say it's five or six. Thanks for coming. Grats on ProFace, thank you. Grats on Grats on Me. You guys are great. I love the internet. I hope the internet loves what I'm doing. I'm Jeff Damon. I'm half-Gynazool. You should draw some of the pinball. Yeah, we would like to, But we have to... We try to keep our stream mobile, and we can't always dip into machines that are on location. Guys, by the way, why aren't we eating pizza? Why aren't we eating pizza? Okay. Farts! Hey, good start, bro. Man, I'm sad now. All right, Interwebs. I agree. 14 is a good start buddy, don't be sad. Well I'm not sad, actually I'm lined up. Yeah you're ready to roll. No motion ball, I just bicycle girled out. That's another thing, pinball is a long term strategy. Sometimes you're just lining things up for ball three. Yeah. It's called Brad starting it. Oh by the way, I want to propose a new nickname for Nick because... Like something like Kid Dynamite, just as though he's blowing up machines. Maybe Demolition Man. Demolition Man. Kid Dynamite. He put up 500 on this thing the other week. Can you do Cold Vitalube Champ, that 248, reppin' it? Rippin' the 248. I'll tell you automatically this morning. You have to. When you're reppin' something, you have to hug yourself. Any other drums you want to play? There's two of you and a drunk Tim on the team. Me? I think two. The earlier one is the one you want to play. Not the lighter one. The Williams one? You're near Tampa. I've got a replay museum. You know what, Lord Slappy? I was told to go there, and I missed my opportunity. Nick's on my... Nick's on my... He's on my... Guys, why? No, Nick... No, Nick... No, Nick's on my... Yeah, we can't... Save the day, Nick's on my... We can't scream too loud because there is another podcast going on. Is Jack Angelus real name? You bet your ass it is. Google me. There you go. All of our things, Google me. Google me, asshole. Yo, Google me. That's my favorite. We're a little person. She's little. I am overpiping. Oh, it was in and out, in and out. All right. I'm sweating my ding dong off. I'm going to turn it off. That's how we are bro! We are in total. So look like tunnel yesterday was like big. 16 million a shot at some point. 16, you could build it up and do all this crazy stuff with tunnel. These modes are really nice. I want to learn more about the modes. If you hit them like two deep, the data of five times is completely ruined. But if you hit other shots, before you hit C and T, you could build it up. But you only get like five left. I'm not really tall. That's all it is. It's like you can't bend it as much as you can if you're small or not. I am 6'7". So that looks like a multiple electron. And then you go forward and you want to make it... The cat over it. Those are so cute sneakers. Nice. Yeah, where you can build that. Alright, B. Flip, flip, flip, flip. Get the magnet to go over. Because it'll come straight to the ceiling. I didn't know that. Woo! Nicely done. Should I cut it? Oh, okay. Nicely done. Keep it up. Hit it up. Team at 66. We're going to hook down to those other 65 people's team and get you that real, just pull the team at the end. We have that power. We're on the internet right now. By the way, we're on the internet. I was going to reach in there. Wait, do you know the internet? John Lompa. What did I do? That was pretty good. I think I got it. That was pretty good. I don't know the internet. I am the internet. Wait, who's born in the internet? Okay. I think that's 500,000. Oh, wait, no, that's fantastic. You don't want that small score. Foxy, yes, you can ask us a question. I need a comma right here after the zero. All right. 570 million. 570 million. This is your game. Visualize it. Manifest the game. All right, you win. Have a good one, buddy. Thanks for stopping by. We're here every weekday, Monday through Friday 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Thanks for coming, Internet. Amino. You know what? If I could crank music into the stream right now, I would play Amino stories that I'm not going to. What is that? What's Amino? It's a song where people just keep saying Amino over and over. Amino. Amino. Thanks. The Internet is a small block. Amino. Amino. Amino. Amino. Congrats on the partnership. Thanks, Amy. Watch it. Everybody. Watch. Yeah, we got that. We got the... We're sponsored by Pampers. We get all that Stimulac money. Braxbox, what's up, buddy? Pampers. Because when you're playing in pinball tournaments, you don't have time to go to the bathroom. Is that our new sponsor, Pampers? Yeah, Pampers. Oh, thanks, Pampers. Or actually, they're called Mampers. I'm glad you said that. I'm wearing some right now. Damn, they look good on you. Why do you think I'm drinking all this water? Without a care. Without a care. Panthers. Why go to the bathroom when you don't have to? Dip it in slime. I'm playing a three, one, two, three. I like to . Sticks do do. Sticks do do do. Dodo? Do do? You like do do? Sticks do do. Sticks do do. Pinky pink. Yep, yellow. And the nice little melon. I'm new to this, but I love pinball. That's the right attitude. Dishy Glub Glub, I love that name too, holy crap. Everyone's got good, you and Martin make some great names for all your crap. Mom, where's the money you get in all these names? Laura's gonna fly back in a second, what's going on over here? What's happening? Oh, that's the tunnel. You gotta call Funny Blue Cigar. Relax, Kamba, welcome to the league, brother, you're amazing! Thanks for the subscribe, man. Hold on, I'll finish the letter. Relax, Kamba! I looked away. Thank you. Thank you for the subscribe. Okay. I got a few more for prison. I got a bar. I'm okay. Thank you. Give some pleasure. I love pinball. Thank you. Thanks for the follow. Oh, by the way, we will never, ever play Pinball Wizard ever in the stream. Please do not ask. What's the yellow cross at the screen do? Yellow cross? Oh, here. Oh, that is shot multiplier. If you roll over that while it's lit, the next shot you make is multiplier. Welcome to the League, relax. Is this bloodbath or physical? Is somebody confirmed? Did I just get bloodbath or physical? I think I got bloodbath. Weed brood. What's up, buddy? I think your pipes are cooling down. Now I want to play pinball. You should play pinball, Internet. I'm looking at the microphone, not the camera. You guys play retro games like Pac-Man and stuff too? Occasionally. Occasionally we play those, but really, pinball's on the screen. Not on the screen. Not on the screen though, no. The screen's all about pinball. Dictanomite! Jetflip is the pinball. Pinball's totally fixed. I should have that with the other one, but... I should turn on the wizard fan. No, no state, nobody say wizard. You'll make Jack very angry. I will, I'll turn it on. I think Jay Skate is probably my face. Seriously, what's his fan name? He wants to play pinball with me. That's the worst thought. Nobody... Kick him out, ban him. Yeah, like, what's a good analogy for that? It's like... It's like... It's like American Pie or something. I can't even... I'm trying to think. It's not like... Oh, did you see that? That was an unfortunate over-the-flippers airball. Gregory gets Gregory with a round. I don't know if there are any mean tips. Basic tips. Can you guys stop having a meaningful constructive discussion in the chat? I'm trying to read this fan. Wait, what's that? Something that's not there. Oh, yes. Pinball tips. Number one, don't flip both flippers at the same time unless absolutely necessary. Actually, just don't do it at all. Number two, if it's flashing, that is what you're supposed to be shooting for. Okay? Number three, you don't have to flip at everything because there is something called a bounce pass or a dead flip where it just eats most of the momentum of the ball and you don't have to worry about what's happening. And then, you know, make sure you're hitting the game. you have to nudge the machine you have to don't feel embarrassed, don't feel sad you have to move the game other than that other than that I suggest if you can find a game that's on free play practice playing one handed put one hand behind your back and then use one hand to find what you're going to flip with back and forth that will teach you how to trust where the ball is going to go and furthers your usage of the dead flip or the bouncing pass And diapers! You can get the diapers. And you actually learned the one-handed play the hard way. I learned the one-handed play the hard way by actually having a broken arm. So, break your arm. First off, break your arm. If you want to play table, I mean, none of this bull-pucky, Nancy nonsense, just do it. And the fine print for here, we are now responsible if you break your own print. The theme in Chicago is huge right now, Fred. Well, the theme in Chicago is, here's the deal. Detroit is called Motor City because of its cars. Detroit is to Motor City as pinball is to Chicago, Chicago, pinball city, whatever. Chicago was born and raised here in Chicago and it's where the last surviving companies lived. Some are starting to pop up here and there, but this was the hub. Chicago was pinball. It was like stockyards and pinball machines. That's it. Z250H1 something something something. You guys are on the front page. We're on the front page. We're on the front page. That is my favorite Metallica song. You guys, front page. Number one. If you want to be on the front page, ask your mom. Honestly, there is no other people on the Internet. It's your mom on the other side making sure you're not like an introvert that isn't going to go anywhere. Like, how do we stop this generation of like the introvert crowd? My son doesn't talk to anybody. I'll make a bunch of accounts and just... We'll get all the moms in the world to create the Internet. The mom net. Oh, yeah. Welcome to mom net. Welcome to MomNash. Please enter your mom password. Where's your mom? Dear Mom, is this my ball? Yeah, and get me. These guys do that too. We are located in Chicago, Illinois, the home and birthplace of pinball. That's just because Jack was making your name. Patrick Parker. Patrick Parker. Patrick Parker. Cool name, but I can't remember. Nailed it. I'm going to say that in a clean-up shot. Patrick, come on. Patrick, come on. It sounds really good that way. Pontius John. Pontius John? Pontius John. John, love you too. Aw, mom. Love you too, mom. I need two more shots to the prison. One. Uh-oh. Too much. Ooh, wee. That was a big you. Yo, man. If I had a James Brown cape, I would give you a James Brown cape. Cool you off, slap some water in your face. Also, yes, Chicago's where house music came from. Did you see the maximum rip offs there? What? I hit the face, it didn't register. Oh boy. But I hit it hard. You're right, the Chicago Amish one is in pinball. Chicago Amish. The Chicago Amish pinball? That's the best pinball. It's my ode. Date night, respect. I think I'm gonna have to go back to the Chicago Amish one. I'm gonna have to go back to the Chicago Amish one. I don't think we know anyone, do we? There's a lot of games there and it's pretty out of control. It's pretty rad. But I don't know anybody or anything in London. In fact, I don't think London's even real. Wait, are we talking London, Iowa? Because there's a great pizza place there. Oh, they're talking London, Ontario. Oh, right. Okay. What do I do now? If you follow up for it, it looks like it's going to be a ball or food for a dessert's lunch after dinner. I could go, I guess I could go for bloodbath. That is fantastic. Follow me, big boy, Brandon Edo. So I'm going to try to hit the target when it's on food, because I want to get bloodbath again. Go advertise somewhere else, sir. Galvan Ghost is getting more pinball machines? That's awesome, man. I have to go back there. It's over by Brooksby's in Brookfield. No, Bloodbath. I think they changed the code. It used to be Slipcore. Oh, you've done it a bunch of times? Yeah, I think they changed it now. Does it just cook for you? Also, maybe two times through, probably. Maybe now. It wasn't when I got that big store. It was not. May's spot. Thank you. Thank you for the follow. I never had Deadflip on the front page of the company. Pearson, you need to call your internet provider. What do you have out there? Ultra Gaming. What's up? Ultra Gaming. $450. Oh, Committed's here. Committed? I followed, said Ultra Gaming. Cool. These Owlings are merciless. I know they're good people. Wait, what was the point of shaking it that hard if it was... No, it was on the top of it. Listen, this game has full of zombies. It's heavy. Hey, Krod. Welcome. Can you guys tell me what I need to hit? So, you want to get the skill shot. And you're two shots away from starting the prison mode. You're a few shots away from Will Walker. I'd say focus on hitting both of these things right now. So get your skill shot and say hi to Zo79. That's Zo79. I am Kraud from Planet Kraud. So okay, what you want to do is plunge it when they're both lit. So you want to roll over both. Okay, cool. Do it up. You time that and you also miss the skill shots because because we have to go through the one that's good, remember? Nail it, buddy. Don't do that. Don't... Don't pick them both up. What's the number one pinball machine you're looking at to add to the collection you don't have already? Um, it's a game called Stargazer, and it's on its way. Really? Yep. It is probably my hands-down number one favorite pinball machine. Uh... Where's your player? Brad Smith is bringing it over. Is there a backstory to why it's in favor? Just, like, playing that game. I did it. I did it. Oh. Bump the ball. I did it. You'll get to see one, too, man. It's great. Like a Holy Spirit moment? Yeah. It's pretty intense. Keep going, baby. Keep going. Just go crazy. Keep the left round. Keep the left round. Yes. Oh, God. Those lights are terrible. The ball save is the light in the middle. What's the average price of a nice machine? It really depends on the era of machine and condition. Pivot shift, good to see you buddy, nice to come in. If you're talking about a brand new spirit, you're looking at maybe about seven or eight grand. But you could get pinball machines for as low as like 200 bucks. I lose. Type in. Stargazer, I think about some... yeah, Stargazer's on point. Black Knight, Revenge of the Mars, those are all good games, just Stargazer's hard to find and it's incredible. Ganjal? Ganjal? It's like Ganja Gandalf. Ganjal. Have we set a world record on any machine? So, just plunge a beat. I'm waiting for it to go. Oh, it's taking so long? No, you actually nailed what you were supposed to. You got half a million points for that. You'll put two X's running. So now you want to hit the right crank if you can. It's a tight shot, but you can do this. Hell yeah. Which manufacturer is your personal favorite of all time? That's hard to say, because it really depends on the game. I don't think one manufacturer is dominating everything. Because there's a lot of great Bally Williams games, a lot of great Gottliebs, a lot of great Sterns. Is Chris sending you the kiss? That's up in the air. I would love for them to do that. My man. The woman is really cute. Oh, thank you. No, this one. You look adorable, buddy. Stop talking and start talking. What's the order? You know what? We haven't even been keeping track of this. Did we? Yeah. The real McCoy. I did it. I suggest buying... I suggest buying a used pinball machine and bringing it back to life. I need the... The first one was... The first one was... Dan. Dan, Jack, Laura. Jack, Laura. This one was Nick. Oh, Sparta. Laura. Nick, Laura, Jack, Stan. All right, say that again. Nick, Laura, Jack, Stan. Thanks, Jack. Nick, Laura. Yeah, we have a code queen and a bar nearby. We are all tied. Are you serious, baby? That's how it should be. It's pretty cool. Whoa, we just opposite-sided it? It's really loud because never gets super excited about it. Yeah, guys, sorry, we're yelling. Oh, clean, clean, you got it. I got one on the first round. Yeah, Carly. And then three on this round. No, you were last last round. No, Laura was last last round. No, Laura was last last round. Okay, so we mixed that up. So, Laura has two and Nick has four. Yeah, you got second this time? Yeah, I got second. Okay, so we mixed that up. So, Laura has two and Nick has four. Yeah, you got second this time? Nick has two and Nick has four. Yeah, you got second this time? Nice second. Yeah. Okay. So, here we go. Hide your Kappas, get your flippers up. Hide your Kappas? So what's the order? Nick, Laura, you and me. Moneymaker. Moneymaker. Internet, I just want to say thanks for coming. I love you guys. Thanks for all the follows. If you haven't followed, please click follow. It's free to do and I get to yell your name. yell your name and if I miss it then I missed it. I'm sorry. Wait, yell their name. Heechlee. Heechlee. You read that. I refuse. I refuse. Again, we do this every weekday, Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. We stream a new machine every week. Stern was kind enough to donate this game for us to play. Thanks, Stern. And we're trying to blow it up. It's the new code and Nick's about to show you how to do it. Going down, folks. Going down, internet. This shirt is not for sale. Vecherossi. You? Dances in here. Hi, you all. Dances with veggies. What's up, buddy? Why is that my nice little insert right here? Oh, you can take them off? I'm into it. Oh, yeah, the great shirts are available. Um, shirts, not yet. We're, I'm redesigning some new shirts. Okay. But there are no hoodies. I see that. Yo, shoe list. Let's hook you up some shoes, dawg. Yeah, I'm going to donate that game to you guys. Yes, they're hooking it up. Stern's hooking it up. But in reverse, we're showing people that don't know about pinball about pinball. So it's sort of a win-win situation. All right, come on. Don't tilt this time. They're 16. Missed it. And I would say Stern is 2 for 2 with their recent code update. They did Star Trek, and then this really transformed the team. Yeah, the new code update. Oh! Nice job. Nice. Swap. Oh! Whoa! So I think we have to drop the bands on the stage. Something Gaming? Yeah. Something Gaming? I mean, sure. I live in the States. Yeah, we'll get the shirts made soon. Who doesn't know what pinball is? You'd be surprised. Honestly, you'd be very surprised. I think everyone knows pinball, but I think a lot of people don't know that people still play it and that there's new games coming out. A paper cut. And it seems like people think that it's all luck. They think it's luck and they also think that it's only on tablets and stuff. Now, Rio... I said your name wrong, but my love for you is Rio. I like Tapatio. My little genie. I like it. I knew how to say that. It was I. Maybe it's not on Jenny. No, it's G. Don't start any dirty dingle. I have a check here for $25 from Harley-Davidson. All right. P.H.S. Markalos. P.H.S. Markalos. $109. Ghost Dunn. Ghost Dunn. Timbal is lucky every time. Get out of here. I think it's kind of like music in the game. There's got to be a name for that Hoppin' Over. Is there a name for Hoppin' Over? It's just an airball. Hopscotch. Hopscotch. That was... So who's second? Laura? Laura. That was garbage. Maybe call that the Steve McQueen. The Steve McQueen? Yeah, you just go on the menu and adjust the luck percentage and it's all good. Steve-O, hey, how much does this kind of machine cost? I believe this game is about $7,000? The pros run about $5,000, $6,000, and then the premiums run about $7,000-ish, or $8,000 now. It's been a while since I got a premium. But they're usually like an extra $2,000 for the premiums. Always use protection in the suit. That's pretty much no matter who's got it. Yeah. Thank you for showing the new generation the awesomeness of pinball mechanics. I am all about pinball. Can you learn me to pinball? I can have pinball, friends. Yeah, guys, brand new pinball machines are not cheap. Not cheap. But you can find used games on the cheap. And then learn how to bring them back to life. And then make a crap load of money selling it. Ex-boos. Ex-boos. Is this me? Yeah. Alright folks, so we're going to go for our skill shot here, which is rolling the ball over these two rollover targets while they're flashing and then going into the flashing lane here. The difference between pros and premiums? It's toys and code and they add stuff to it to make the game a little different. It's more like collecting stuff. Who's your fave lesbian? Well, my fave lesbian? Actually, that might be one of my fave names. Good. Good, Nick. Okay, so one more shot to prison. We'll open the doors and start the prison multiball. X-Tone Gaming. Two. So we're going to try a maneuver called the... What's up, guys? Yeah, you too, man. We're going to perform a maneuver called the post-pass, where I shift the ball... Have a good night, guys. From this flipper to this flipper. And what it is is you flip really quick, jamming the ball into the bottom of the slingshot. That's this triangle thing here. The ball jams into the bottom, bounces over here, and then you just cradle that and you can shoot from the left flipper. Just like that. And then miss your shot, and then miss- make your shot. You do it! Kinda. You know, as long as it didn't drain. That's true. Hello, Ben. Peace, Ben. Favorite memes, Miss James? Um, probably... Later, Lord Squeak! Probably Monster Trucks vs. Dinosaurs. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. For real? Where is she being on the internet? That's right. Holy banana. Page speed. Those aren't really all moms. Those aren't really all moms. Wait, is that mom? American Eagermeister. American... Oh man, that's like a reading. American Yagermeister. Come on Stan, no yawning. Timbler. Baby, come on. 2x with nothing running, let's do it. Damn it! Gonna blow it up! Nobody does it. No! What's going on? So, uh, folks, for you math losers out there, what's 2x times zero? Nothing. Absolutely nothing! Oh, stupid. That's a math burner right there. No math burn. Take it, nerds! Alright, so I have bloodbath ready, which means three targets over here will give me bloodbath, which is a multiball. I also have prison ready, and you can stack those multiballs, so I'm gonna go for bloodbath Bloodbath first while the ball stays on. Get it and then get the present. In full romance. Dream. Folks, thanks for coming. I love you. And if you hit subscribe, I'll whisper your name into my pillow at night. And maybe when I'm sobbing or sitting on the toilet. Because that's a thing too, right? I don't know, cheeky. Oh, man, come on. I can't do it really quick. 2x times 0. Um... There might be another thing for subscribers, like you doing a couple of phrases with your sexy voice. My sexy voice? Exclusive sexy voice phrases. Oh, yeah. I think... I... Officially, unofficially, you become part of DeadFlip when you subscribe. What's the... Lethal Weapon? Lethal Weapon 3 is Timon's team. And there is a C&C... Dance... Why am I speaking on the name of C&C? Everybody Dance now. C&C Music Factory. That is a mode on that pinball machine. So Nick has to clear one more target on the left for a bloodbath. Ahhhhh! I need my baby! Damn! Holy farts. That's twice now! Sorry, that's last. I'm actually... No, I got bloodbath down to one target. Oh no! That's terrible. Terrible. You got it, you got it. So you can start one guy and then start prison. Man. Garbage. Yep. Part of the league, my friends. Not the incorporated conglomerate that is Dead Slit. You're not sure. No. No ball space? No, I already drank that. Did I already think of that? No ball space. Christian on Twitch. Christian on Twitch. Christian on Twitch. Christian on Twitch. They're built pretty sturdy. Yeah, pinball machines are built pretty sturdy. And it really depends on how well they're maintained, on how well they're going to shake. And you can adjust how often they tilt, because you can adjust the swinging plumb bob or the tilt bob to be tighter or looser to hit the ring more, so that even the tiniest hit will give you a danger when you're playing. Smoke weed every day. Yeah, I mean they're made for bars. They're made for bars, exactly. So, they're pretty tough to break. They're made for bars. They're easier to break than a Pac-Man machine, which is why you don't see them around bars a lot anymore. Yeah. Because they're still just made for... They require a little more maintenance, yeah. Like, rubbers break, switches go dead, um, legs snap off, glass breaks... Wait, we're talking extremes here, kids. Can you... Percentage, where the hell is that Riot Shop? I say 50. Threaten me I kind of into that stuff Oh okay So I think 50 You think it a 50 Yeah we describe the shots down the flippers as a percentage so that if one person is playing the game in like a tournament setting or something afterwards we could say, hey, where's that riot shot? And I could say... From a cradle, it's 25%. Yep, from a cradle it's 50% down. So what I say is it's halfway down this shot is the riot shot. About 80% of the way down, or maybe 75% in CBC, See, it's like prime time ramp shot. And then barn is like 90. Oh, I need beer. And then you have, on the left side, you have the far shot, which is almost like over 100. Because once you start going down, over 100 is like past when it starts falling. Sure. That's like a 1.5. Then you got arenas like a 95. And the tunnel I haven't found really yet. But then the barn, to me, is like a 10% on both sides. It's like a weird right end. Yeah, what would you say? To hit the barn percentage-wise. 10, 15. Yeah. This one may be 15, 20. Okay. Somewhere in there. So that's just our cheat so we can share where shots are on games between players very easily. Suddenly Urstein. Suddenly Urstein. That, Nick, you want to, or Stan, you want to talk about that? Yeah, there are tournaments. We're actually running one this, oh, I'm sorry. We're running one this Thursday at Bomb Camp. There are tournaments. Go to ifpa.org. Maybe skip that word. What? Turn it? No. What? The B. The other one. What did I say? The B word. I don't know that. Oh, okay. There's a genuine concern with things like that now that things are crazy. Oh, really? Yeah. Because we're on the makeover of moms. Yeah. I don't want my mom to know. Just go to deadflip.com and it has the directions and everything you need to come to the Deadflip headquarters. Come on. Stand to man. One good ball and have six minutes to nothing. All right, I got this. Ball one, game one. All right, I got this. We're back to this again. Prison's ready, bloodbath's ready. You? Me? You? I'm ready. Here we go. What is a little one going to introduce us to? Good grief, guys. You're amazing. Crap. Come on down. You're ruining my ball save here. Oh, you tried to link to the IFPA? Alright, I'll do it. Yeah, get the IFPA together. Oh! Oh my gosh! Alright. Thank you. Bloodbath is on. We got the, um... We got the Prison with one shot left, which I'm gonna go for immediately. If I don't drink it. That was not good. Catch it. Go prison. And now get the bloodbath atom ball as well. Maybe 2x going. Maybe it's later than 50%, but it's around there. Ball stay. We got an atom ball. I'm going to try to get Ryan going. That's 2x. Now we have to make money. No! Dammit. So many balls. That was a brutal, all right outlay. That was like the expressway. That wasn't out of the pool. No, that was just like... Congratulations, man. Third place is... That was brutal. Everyone went in the same direction. I'm sorry. I'll take it. I am sorry. I will take it. Oh, my back. But if you're interested in tournaments, please go visit a tournament and go play and it's very fun. Use the ISPA calendar to see what's nearby you as far as tournaments are concerned and give them your money, play your game, get your points and become a world ranked pinball player. Have fun daily. We sure do. So you want to shoot any red shot. And I'll keep the first one. So you want to shoot any red shot. And I'll shoot a person. Yup, there you go. Ooh, you turned it out. Good ball, good ball. If you're bad, you should still go, because here's how we learned to play pinball. We showed up to a tournament, we stuck terribly, and we met people that were so much better than us that showed us how to play pinball. And you need, in this sport, a coach. Playing by yourself only teaches yourself bad habits. You need someone to say, like, don't flip both flippers at the same time, or, you know, you need to take dangerous shots. It's just you learn better from other people. That's just how it goes, especially in pinball. So I highly encourage you, no matter how bad you suck, to go play in a tournament and ask people how they're doing what they're doing. You guys can go for a world rank. Actually, any tournament you go to that's IP extension will make you a world-ranked player, and you are automatically entered into the list. We're all world-ranked just because we've all played in tournaments. So you can go find a tournament, play, and then you are also world-ranked. You are in a very neat club full of super hot dudes. Next time anyone asks, you can play, yeah. Wow. Get it out while you can. Next time anyone asks you, you can say you're a world-renowned pinball player, which I say I'll say. It works on my mom all the time. My mom's so proud of me. She's like, what the hell do you do with your life? I'm like, I'm a world-renowned pinball player. Oh, you mother... That looks brutal. Oh, my God. My life. All right, Stan. All right. Come on. So let's say you're in a tournament. Now, normally, if you're playing on your own, you might just want to have fun and go crazy everywhere. But now you can strategize. Where can I get 4 million points? Or actually 3 million. Just to beat me. Just to beat me, and then go 4 million. Yeah. And then work your way up. So whatever the quickest way. Wellwalker maybe. Start a mode and just hit the card. I feel like a mode's going to do it, but that's a long reach. But the backhand on Wellwalker in this game is really clean. It comes right back down. Nice. So I guess whatever you feel comfortable with. You can also make your money just shooting ramps. You can ramp out. It's not going to pay out very well. If you get a combo, it's a quarter million. Yeah. Okay. So you can, like, quarter million your way through it. And you're still shot. If you hit it, it's going to be, like, two million. Two million right there. Okay, so let's go backhand. There you go. That one's really corny. That one's really corny. Got a lot of good well-whipped shots. Yep. You got to have a good one. If you flip back and forth, it gets the magnet going crazy. What? Go to IPA and expect me to the independent free paper. No, it's ifpapinball.com. All right, now this should take a breath if you're feeling a little bit stressed. And get your report going maybe. See how many hits we need for a wall walker. They don't tell you Will Walker's dead. Oh, it doesn't give you that? But as soon as you hit him, it'll stay. I think you got like four left. Oh, I get it. Stan's trying to be the ball. There we go. Done. Be the ball. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Good to see you, buddy. What's up, man? All right. So now we can go maybe get a mode going. I don't think so. APC here, 370. That's awesome. Oh, by the way, if you're a subscriber, you can post links. Just saying. Oh, everybody out of two. But that was enough to take second place, I guess. So, a little bit of strategy. Folks, this is a bag of pinballs that we have here. They, also, I feel like... Are these the old ones? To understand and respect how much power these machines are putting out, you have to hold a pinball because these are heavy as hell. All right. Let's have you do. All right. So what's the lineup here? Who's this Zach guy that's all over this team? Yeah, I'm kidding. All right. What do you got? I played like three times and I got their names. All right. What do you got? What do you got? What do you got? Oh, I'm sorry. Me. So Nick. Then me. Yep. Then Stan. One, two. Yep. Then Laura. One million points. No. Me. I do, too. Okay. Okay. Wow, by a million. Here we go. All right, I'll start it up. Bye, Foxy. Bye, Foxy. Thanks for coming. Love you, Internet. Thanks, Mom. Oh, Mom's walking out of the hall. I see. Oh, boy. All day. All day. Did you have a ball save during that? Oh, uh oh. Okay. Stand by. This is pinball face expression number 23. Utter disbelief. That could be cool, maybe get like a gallery of different... That was lightning fast. Alright. Plus one for beard. Whose beard? His beard? Not my beard. Laura wants me to speed it up. What do you think, Internet? Do you think that's a good length? Do you think you can show it? It's a little briskly though. I want my frickin' ZZ Top thing going on. Bam bam bam, bam bam bam, bam bam bam. Ha ha. Ba da da da da da da da da da da da da. Yo, there's a game you can buy that has a ZZ Top song in it. Yeah, Getaway, high speed. There you go. Now we just need that and a button. Make an anime table based off of Dragon Ball Z. I can see that happening. I'll do a Kickstarter and raise 20 bucks on that button. No! Oh yeah, keep the beard. It's all about being zapper. I think that's people trying to make a memory. I don't want to bite the beard too hard. Yeah, I don't even think that zapper is a good thing. You'd be nice. But you know what? I like being tough. Yeah. Number one. I think you're tough no matter what. Number one. I try to come tough. Don't worry about it. H-more-A, and it goes up. Okay. Joe, what's your kid's? There you go. Good shooting. C, Christopher. Bicycle girl. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What's the most expensive machine you have invented? What's the most expensive machine you have here? Probably your new in-box Metallica. Probably Metallica. No, maybe ACDC because that's premium. Oh, ACDC is probably the most I've paid for a game. Yeah. The most I've paid for a game is... Jack is going to buy a... You'll have a pinball machine. I just want to steal that Stargazer when Brad drops it off. and be like, thanks, man. Lock the door and just say, never, don't ever come back. I love Becky, too. Aw, I love Betsy. I love Betsy. I love Betsy. How, how, how, how? 28 tilts? Come on, baby. I can't forget another love in the world. It's just twist testing us. They're like, watch and fall for the egg baby joke. Hey, put up the egg baby joke. Oh, boy. It is 50. You're right, sir. Clean? No, I'm not ready. Okay. Oh, get those arms. Oh, bikey girl. Oh, God. The half-bred hand cramp is real. That is not the Shadow Prince. Oh, come on. I had that. Oh, period. Why is this game so angry at us? Dude, it's zombies, man. Zombies don't like nobody. They love everybody. Get in there. Tear it up. They love all of them. Let me say. Yo, rock and roll. This might be one of the more... Have there ever been studies comparing pinball to gambling? A lot of them. Yeah, like... People testify in court in the 70s to make sure that there's a difference between gambling and pinball. Yeah. Have you ever... Oh, we get... Shout out to me. Shout out to me. We've never broken a flipper on screen, but we have slapped a flipper button off of the cabinet before. I've had that on two kids, and it's sitting on my desk. I want to make a pinball medallion out of it. All right, Internet, I got some... We will break it all. I'm going to head home. Uncle Carmi, you're the best. What's the difference if pinball is just a game? Wait, what? Uncle Carmi! Whoa, that was flipper air. I have another face for you. You were watching pinball on Twitch. Face number 51. This face. Flipper air. The butt face. The flipper air face. Hold on, make that face again. Make it again. Okay. Good job. All right, what do we got? What do we got? Well, Walker. Prison's about five shots away. Weapons is the only one that's been lit so far. Always know where you're at in a pinball game. Always be catching. ABC. Oh, thanks, guys. Yeah, I animated that Twitch logo turning into a pinball screen. I would like to get our hands on a video of this, especially one of the remakes. Actually, since we're in pinball, we might be able to grab all of these. No! That intro clear proof that Twitch is behind this? What are you talking about? I'm an animator by trade. I play pinball on Twitch, but I own an animation studio. This is what I do. There already is. Awesome. Yeah, there's a Medieval Madness remake. They're remaking a bunch of the machines with the new Stern Spike system. Is this my ball? I'm guessing. I don't know. Just being sad. Pinball Illuminati. What? Confirmed Pinball Illuminati. That could be a good team for a game. The Illuminati? Kiss is going to be the spiciest. Yes. Holy crap, I'm dead. Wait, who's your favorite artist? I'm DJ. Adichie! Thanks for the follow buddy. Welcome. Happy. Welcome to Deathlifts. Christian! I had to say that like the P. Herman Playhouse Word of the Day. Thank you for the multiball. Ah, Laura's tired. Yo, put on your camo pants guys, we're going dancing. We're trying to hit the 2X. It's not working. Oh, you have two danger lasagna? Yeah. Two danger lasagna. Everybody tell me two danger. Oh, God. I don't know how to work Twitch. You have two dongers? Wait, how many dongers? Everybody tell me two dongers. Beeson. This wasn't ball three, was it? Good. Oh, good. Oh man. Yeah, The Walking Dead came out in 2014, but this is the newest code which came out last week. Much like video games where they're starting to update the code while you're playing it, it's starting to be like a pinball machine. So they're releasing newer code and we get to upload it into the machine and then play what they've come up with. It's done pretty well. Oh my god. stay in the man so interesting how like just a couple code changes just changes the field yeah I mean the field stays the same Yeah. We're suffering well. How are you? Jack Safety, what's up? Pumpers, sport rappers, as long as you want. Sploddle. Oh, that's what I wanted. Awesome. I like that name. Awesome. Go Hawks. Oh, yeah. I have a plan. Game one, I think. All of the old sports arenas. Well, they're doing well. More of an esports guy. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. The machine has a great against you. Oh, shoot. Didn't want that. Oh. Oh, that's a fever. You? That's your ball. One shot left for Bloodbath. Airball. That's the second one. Sorry, buddy. Oh, no. All right. Airball. So let's assess our situation here and see what's going on. Extra ball worth a couple million. Prison a couple shots away. Well, Walker, close. The human pinnipede. That's disgusting. All right, let's do it. Sure, I would have done that. Good thing they can't run. Good thing they can't run. That is a joke. Call out to 28 Days Later. Good thing they can't run. 28 Days Later introduced the running stock. Oh yeah, the super fast zombie, right? A terrible running zombie. Did that ruin the zombie genre? No, it was a new thing, it made them more frightening. They're like, super fun. Who's played pinball? Man, I don't think there's an internet connection fast enough for that yet. Not one that doesn't cost about $10,000 a month. Oh, you're on your way to bloodbath, buddy. Two more times? I'm going to wipe him down one more time. You guys need a couch in there. Yeah. Need more thinking, y'all. No! Oh, God. Stay alive. All right, bloodbath, baby. Bloodbath, take a chill. Oh, so pretty long. It was showing off. I love Laura. I love Laura. Are you saying there's an I love Laura just already out there? I love Betsy. Okay, fair. Alright, so now let's go for the follow. Thank you for the follow, I love Laura. I love Laura 5. Oh my god. I love Laura 5 here? Also, I love Laura 1. I love Laura 4! With the follow. Hey, Lada, it's a very strange name. There's that many people with the same name. I love Laura 3, no way. I wonder where 2 is. You guys are all in here at the same time? You're right, your mom is in here. You're right, your mom is everywhere. I love how your cube couldn't possibly be showing up. Oh! Nice ball, man. 48, man. That was baller. Yeah, I'm not so much a bloodbath, but extra balls, you know. That's a good score. It's going to be tough to beat. What do you got to beat? 40, 50? People like me. Hi, Laura's mom. This is Laura's mom. Tell me who you are. My grandma's here too. Big Chuck Wagon, I Chuck Wagon. I Chuck Wagon. Me Dragon Boy. Dragon Boy Z. Mom? Oh, we got a fight happening. Between the I Love Loras? Yes. Oh my god, what is happening right now? I love Laura. Can't happen. That's not possible on the internet. Everything's real. Grandma hype. Yo, the grandma hype is real, kids. I love grandma. Yeah, I love Laura. We're all going to fight it out. Who's going to win Laura's love? The next edition of Burning Pinball Girls. Laura edition. Laura lovers are real and loving it. So 67 more followers to 1,000. We can do it. How much time is left? Wait, we're close to 1,000 followers? Yeah, we're close. We're blowing up. 67 away. We love Laura. We love Laura. All right, B, step up. Okay, you guys hyped me up. Now I've got to take it home. Yeah, you better go. You've got to beat the Internet's counting on you. Seven and a half. Question one. Get it. Yes. Pull here. We're all up here. Don't make it. The prison wants your attention. The Laura Wars. Hey, Scooby-Doo. One more hit to the prison hurts the mood. I think that bit might have flicked through the edge, though. What do we got? It's going to be a close one. Oh, no, it's close. let me see this third gross the insides are out Dan Jack Nick Laura yep Dan yeah Nick so Stan Jack Nick Laura that's the order that's weird my screen says you have 1033 followers damn you know what because we had like 800 going into today I think I believe that I put an eye to maybe 250 people. My voice is... Yeah. I said... You said there's at least 30 Island Warriors. Guys, by the way, this pinball, going last is a treat. Don't get it twisted. When you get to go last, you get to see how the game performs and what you need to shoot for. And you might see a strategy that you did not think you knew going into the machine. going left is a luxury. There's also, like Stan said earlier, there's a totally different way to play if you only need 10 million points than if you need 100 million points. Absolutely. And usually 10 million points is a lot safer to go for than 100. So when you know all you have to do is get 50 million, you can strategize it. And if you are last, you can strategize it. If you are first, you have to play as if you have to beat the biggest player. Right? You don't even know it. It's all my games. Laura, can you hit number two for me? Sure. I see you guys, man. Stop messing around. I love Laura fans. I'm watching you. Don't even mess around. Hit three for me, dog. That's a smooth crusher! Thanks for coming. Listen, Laura knows how to use the internet. So do I. I will find you. And I will crush you. Shave the beard. Oh, you just got someone who said that. Was it a Laura fan? No, it was not a Laura fan. Was it you? Relax the comma. Relax the comma. Relax the comma. Relax the comma what? I can't watch. This is a flop. That is real serious. That got real serious, guys. Listen, I'm a serious guy. I drive a motorcycle. Copy Pasterino. Guys, the butter. The butter. Wait, did they say someone was to speak? Everyone distract Jack, I love it! Alright, here we go. Oh my god. Top the format and you top seed picks throughout. This is a $6,000 pinball machine, you were correct folks, and it's on loan. Sweet Pea. Sweet Pea! Come on, little baby, you're a good girl. Now, JizzGoesMoth, if you subscribe, you can put Jeff's face in the frame. We're not asking you to subscribe, but we're not not asking you to subscribe. Not only am I a deadfoot member, I'm also a subscriber. I'm also a victim. Tilt, tilt. Tilt, tilt, tilt. That beard is awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. As soon as I get a job. Difficult spot, jobs for fools. I've been watching the internet all day. Also, maybe get a job. When we kiss. When we kiss. Danger, danger. Time bolted. Firing the Taco Bell. POOP! That was a beautiful little touch here by the way. Little side? Thank you man. If you truly love Laura, get out of here! That's what tunnels were by the way. How many times did you hit? Twice and it's locked out. That's all you need. But if you double it, you get two X's. But we already have your things, bro. It was like a $6 shot. But how many shots did you get for four rounds? I only hit it twice and it locked out. So yelling poop actually... I don't know if it was well enough, but I know that Josh is all about it. He's like, you get any tunnel? I'll give you a tunnel. I feel there is a tunnel too. Oh, man, that poop was loud. I'm sorry, folks. I think I was the first. All right. Let's do it okay. Every time you step up, let's test your situation. Alright. Jackson Felix. Yo, what's a Jackson Felix? Red lights because of prison? No, I get that one. Let's do it. It's a rocker. I wonder if this chat can count to 50. What does that mean? Obviously. This chat is the most impressive, awesome people. Follow because Laura. Guys, you're making me feel real awesome right now. You get a grill on stream and the internet loses its mind. It's all about the hot grills. Nice. And done. One shot away. One shot away. I bet it's a good shot. I bet it's a good shot. So after you do a move like that and you get a double danger, you're going to want it to settle down. Because that tilt-bop's swinging. You don't want it to be moving while you're sort of touching it, moving it around. And even for yourself, maybe get the blood pumping a little bit less and relaxing. Hey guys. Hey guys. Alright, here we go. So we're going to look at a, what do we say, is it 10 o'clock or 10%? 10%. What are you shooting for? 15%. God, I'm more, I'd say that's about a 25 to be honest. Oh, it hit it. Come on, register. And that's pinball. Sometimes you just got to work through the not registering moment. All nudges are necessary nudges, even if it looks unnecessary. I think Stan had to save that ball. Yeah, you gotta... I'm getting the feeling that the ball is not into the link with Star Food. That one is wiring and blocking the point. Alright, so Stan has two extra rolling cards. Oh, that was mean. Stan has 2x play-script going, which means the score is double no matter what he hits. But I just needed to hit something. All these modes are up there. The mode he chose was Barnes. He's going to want to keep shooting this shot right here. Oh, that's good one. That's pretty big. Okay. And you know, the best thing on this game is don't look at the score, just play because it just balloons on its own. zone. Never look at the scoreboard. Focus here. Do your thing. And don't drain when you have 2x. Don't drain with 2x. Alright kids. Good ball, bud. Good. Flippin' ball. Did you get blood back? No. That was just, uh, prison. I don't think, I hope not. Alright, I was trying to use my ball save to get a bloodbath shot. What? Thank you, I'm here. I practice handling the ball a couple of weeks each. I'm the pinball machine. I'm the pinball machine. Ball jib. Don't execute. Don't execute. What should I what do? What? What should I what to? What does slam tilt do? A slam tilt actually is a mechanism in the coin door that if you hit it, it will A slam tilt actually is a mechanism in the coin door that if you hit it, that move is only triggered by a huge, huge move. And if you do a slam tilt, it doesn't just end your ball, it restarts the whole machine. It's a DQ tournament. And typically gets you kicked out of wherever the hell you are. That's never happened. Oh yes, it's happened here actually. That's why they sell them. Yeah, it was actually an accident, but she kneed the coin door and set off a... ...trim tilt. ...trim tilt, which, which CQ'd her game. I felt bad. Nobody meant to do it, but... It's just, that's... ...that's just kind of where I am. Yeah, if someone else had done it, like a pro that knew what they were doing, we, uh, we couldn't, we can't show that sort of, like... We didn't kick her out. Yeah. If she, if she did it on purpose, then we would be mad, but it was kind of an accident, so... So, the problem is, you can't even tell her that she can start her game over because she also ended the other person's game. Yeah. Oh. She was playing me, actually. Was it you? Yeah. Two players ended the game. She was not fired that whole day. She was killing it, yeah. She was doing well. So I got two shots left for Bloodbath, I'm gonna go for that. Or two target sets left. I don't think anyone officially can kill this fist now. Come on now. Come on. So the prison is now a barn. Seems a bit... I don't know. Hey, just look. What are your favorite anime characters? Everyone in the room. Whoa, that went close. Do I... Uh... I don't know. Cowboy Bebop, if that's anime. Uh... I don't know. What is Flappin' going on? Sorry. Our favorite anime is Ninja Scream. Wait, what about this one? Yeah, I know what that is. Face number 62. Hold on, we have another face. Alright, now sing. My little baby. The Nick Gallery of reactions. Dang it. Fire forward. Fire forward. Are you guys going to sleep when you guys are done playing Okay I got to pre these things I lay in the most cavern Yeah I looking for a team on Do you feel trolled? Slightly. You wouldn't think there'd be ball jokes on the pinball machine. No, I don't think so. Stupid. Stupid. Okay, Stan. You got this, buddy. This is a win. All right. What do we do first thing when you check out? Your turn to play? A set situation. A set situation. I've been learning. Number one. A set situation. All right. So tell me what we're doing. Kind of far away from that. We've got two of these to drop you for even considering. Maybe a wall walker. You're not close to prison at all. Bicycle Girl is lit. Oh, so this blue flashing, that means it's Bicycle Girl. Bicycle Girl is lit. Choppo isn't lit. Well, Walker. Actually, go through. Hold the right flipper down, and we'll go through the information and see what you've got here. So you kill eight walkers, Bicycle Girl is lit, your next two account bills are okay. One more set of supplies for Bloodbath. It doesn't tell you anything towards the end, so you just have to guess. And, like, let's say it was super close and you only need a couple of mil. Extra balls lit, so that's 2.5, so you could always go for that. Or if you're playing a game where that's actually on, that's another ball for you. Yeah. And then, you know, if you got the ball saver, just use it as much as you can to bash the well wiker. What do they call him, that Wolverine or zombie Wolverine? Oh, he's Wolverine. He's a Wolverine shot? Yeah, he's kind of like the, uh, uh-oh. Oh, I'm wasting my time here. Forehand's dangerous. Let's do it. No! No! Five shots left. Oh, I put together a really nice, what do you call it, a dad jam? Dad jam? What's a dad jam? like the Doobie Brothers. How's the brand focus directly on the machine? That one sounds epic. We actually have one here at the studio. We just had it fixed. How about some other? Is that a dead dance? Yeah. Yeah. It's getting like... Oh, yeah. It's being a new job. Oh, yeah. Dead dance. Dead dance. Dead dance one. You got it. For me, my dead dance are Chicago. That's a Chicago. Chicago. And a female band. Crap. Yeah. I'll be. I'll be Bachman Turner. So guys I need these last two targets to knock down before I get... Hold on, V. Oh, there you go. Good money, Bodie. So now prison is almost ready. So we'll get that going. Hold it, Izzy, hold it. Two X going. All right, so now we need two more. One more hit. There's prison multiball. So now... What about... Ooh. Um, catch in the cradle? Maybe some... What's that one song? Wild World? I'm a real wild wolf. This right flipper has three balls on it. From what? Just stopping. It just flips on its own. Oh, really? Yeah. Hey, that was a pretty good... That doesn't really feel like anything. Decent. Decent. How do you feel about it? Come on, give it... Basically like, oh, $111 million, boom! Slow it down. Melon Pan, Jack and Diane. Melon Pan, that's a good day, right? You got some well wakers? What about Bon Jovi? Is that a little too young for the dad dance? That's more like older son dance? Yeah. Older brother dance? Yeah, that's like oldest kid dance. Give me the freaking tunnel. He's coming for Josh Erskine baby. Oh big, big. Almost to the criss cross. Nice. Oh my goodness. Quite a ball here, folks. 2X. Oh! Too early. Yo, the rattles. So Barn is done. Yeah, but that thing stuck to your right. Laura, did you hear something? Oh, did something fall out? I didn't hear anything. Nice. And you got one more multi-kill for Horde if you get that right orbit. Oh, nice. Whoa. Clean. Come clean. Come down clean, please. I need you on the left side. Oh, wrong. No. Not yet. He's got one more yellow shot right there on that arena. That's what he's going for to get horde lit. That's the wizard mode on this game. Okay, so we're going to try a post-transfer here. Good. Now I just gotta shoot this really tight ramp. Um, that one's not figured out. That was some beautiful tunnel attack. Oh my god, get out of here you son of a... Oh, fuck. Oh, that was so good. I thought that was it. I thought I waited long enough. The Bomb Squad is on the way because this just got blown up. Too late. Call back. Call back the Bomb Squad. It's already blown up. Oh my jeez. That's how you do it. Alright, so my first goal is to get to be 10 at 50. I have blue death ready, I'm going to try to go for that right away. And internet, remember one basic pinball rule. It only takes one ball. That's right. Exactly. Do not fret if your first two balls were trashed, because you can do that. Like, I had nothing going into that ball, and I have 190 now. Oh, come on. Then that's rule number 26. Always believe in yourself. Always believe in yourself. Please. Please. Thank you. Always believe in yourself. So Nick has a board bath going. And he's trying to get another multiball pulled in. Remember, knocking down the target scale is your add-a-ball. There you go. Thank you, guys. Thank you. High fives all around. It's Nick's time to shine. Let's see some comments. Nick started well walker multiball. Is that what that was? Or is that prison? Well walker multiball. So Nick, what's your development? The bicycle girl is EDC shot to the lip. There you go. You just blew it up for two of them. Let him drain. Get him out of here. Any more. Really? He has a multi-kill on the far left of the orbit. And he got a Lazarus there, which is nice. Where the ball drains and comes back out. And he's in second place. Yeah. All right. First thing accomplished. Me staying. Now I got to beat Jack. which means I got to go for my horde modes because if I come out of here with horde, I can go directly into that. That's worth a lot of money. I can also, I think, get another add-a-ball over here. So I'm going to try for that, just kick this ball up into those targets. Yep, now he's got an add-a-ball. And now he's free to put it wherever he wants. He's going to want us to use the bar and then the hornet for a multi-pull. That helps to see your goal. He wandered! Nice! The horn's lit. I think I can start it with this running. Oh really? Shoot. Why? No! Nope. Nope. One away. Nope, I had it. I had it lit. He was in the hundreds. Oh, look at that. You went from like $15 million to $91 million in one ball. I just got a big fan. Why? Because he believed in it, Carl? And he knew it would only take one ball. Thanks, Coach. I learned it from you. I learned it from you. I learned it from watching you, man. Ball bat, yeah. Okay, so... Shot by shot. Hitting the multi-kill lane doesn't start a multi-kill mode. Well, there's some sort of like, fun thing where it's either blinking or it's not. The multi-kill is still started by doing modes. Oh, is that it? Always be moding. Player Deuce. Wow, we put some scores on this thing if this is only fourth place. Yeah. Fourth place, 190. So Jack got that. Jack got it first. Alright, nothing in a second. Nick got second. Barely. One, two, who got third? Stan? Stanley the manly. Okay, we got one more game folks before we bounce. Are you ready? It could be anyone's Anyone's game, I guess. I don't know. So it goes Nick, Jack, Stan, Laura. DDR, it goes Jack, Nick, Stan, Laura. DDR is short for donger. Yes, you're correct. I am Jackie Donger. Jackie Donger. Hola, men. I'm Greg. Radical was treating me so well today. I had an out lane out that went around and up the kickback. Nice. That's happened a lot on that game, actually. It was amazing. What's the ruling on that? Isn't that a... I don't know. Yeah. Beneficial malfunction, really? A beneficial malfunction? Beneficial mouth? I think it's not a broken part of the game. I think it's just a... It's like the opposite of an airball. Beneficial mouth? You know, it's like, oh, whoops, you got pinballed, I guess. Yeah, it's a physical game, so pinball's physical, so sometimes you can't stop it. It's not always fair, but it's... Oh, my gosh. Break that off, Dubs. Oh, good job. Good pimp. Good pimp. Man, you are all over this game. Ooh. Can't see. Sorry. Um, okay. Back to it. We're going to go Barnarino. Ooh. Coral. No. Somebody's not making a name for you. Get out of here. Never to be respected. Don't do it. All right. Same as before folks, I'm going to get a mode. I'm going to play the mode. Jack, you're living on the edge. That's mean, Mr. Grillman. Oh! That was almost a full length down. That last target's a big match to get. Ha! Don't interfere. Rah rah rah rah rah. Man. Oh ho! I love that drain. Uh oh, 2x already. You're welcome, internet. 2x bumpers. 2x is hitting the whole playfield. Oh, you have to shoot the riot shots. So, you see those two flashing lights in front of the prison right now? You have to get to them full solid and shoot riot. That's just the 2x. I'm not going to die here. The trick is to drink only enough of the culminator. For me, it's to drink enough that you can't see through. Oh, stop. Nice. Excellent. Just. Add them up. Add them up. Here we go. Big points. That's the shot that Josh Sharpe got 63. Nick got 63. He had the two X and then he had the double. Yeah. It was insane. Game over. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. How much is a pinball game if you need to buy one? It depends on the machine, man. Yeah, it's all... It all depends on the machine and condition. You can get one for $500. You can get one for $200. You can get one for $10,000. You can get one for free because it's probably a huge piece of crap. Oh, my gosh. That's not good. Nothing on the internet. I don't think anyone wants to do that. We'll put that on the highlight reel. I like that. Head blowers, truly gotta stir up again. The boys pay no attention. Oh my god, you can't get once it disappears. Oh, brutal, brutal. You just got me. That's when I found the talent and I played for talent at the tournament. Yeah. And it was like, oh yeah. And it failed until the... Yeah, and you're like... Nicely done. Anyone want to go for an interview? Oh. It was hard. It was rough. Okay. Zombie needed too much viewers. It's all good, guys. I can't believe that ad made it to a second day. I don't even know how to start it. Ah, here we go, folks. Internet, internet. Um, yes, sir. Plug it in, plug it in. Fresh and sturdy day. We're also sponsored by Glade, but from like 1993. It's all daytime commercial sponsors. We also, Home Board Insurance. Definitely Geico. Wilford Brimley, talking about diabetes. Jack's actually a Geico ad. We were the original cavemen. Yeah, that's how I learned how to play today. Yeah, I'd recommend if you're buying your first game to go, unless you know how to fix games, I'd go with a dealer instead of buying one on like Craigslist. Craigslist, yeah, absolutely. If you want to learn how to fix games, go ahead and buy it from wherever's Craigslist and you can figure it out. But if you want to play pinball, I would recommend getting it from a dealer Because then it'll it'll be working when you get it and then at least if something goes wrong You only have one thing wrong with it. Not like you don't know how much stuff's wrong with it if you get it from Tim you offers What's your question man? If you have questions we have some ball answers Although I think you know more about pinball than we do if you buy Yeah, they can only get it from one of their dealers. But they do have a warranty. The dealer has the warranty. So then like, I don't know, you buy one from Trent Augustine. Yep. He fixed your machine for a year or something? Yep. Or what he does is he'll actually pay Gavin to help our stuff. Okay. Okay. Cut. Alright. Oh man. I think you might be cooling that all right now with the viscrank. No, nothing's on right now. No? I'm not clear on what the crossbow does. So the crossbow on the pro is just a mode on the machine where you have to keep shooting the right I believe. Does that make sense? I don't know. Sometimes it lights up and you've got to get it. There's also the fish tank, which I don't know the rules on that. I've never seen it lit. So see the little heads back there? Those are actually, oh, the screen can't see this, but there's three little heads in the back of the game. It's the fish tank from Walking Dead, which if you've seen the show, you're familiar with what we're talking about. Wait, is this from a movie or a TV show? The TV show. This whole game? Well, no, first it started off as a... Oh, I thought they put... It was a comic book first. I thought they based the show off this. This pinball... Yes. Well, first off, this pinball machine was out first. Then they came out with a TV show. Then they came out with a TV show. And then they came out with a comic book. Right. And then I think they... I think it was like a... It started off as like a flip book that someone drew on a notebook in history class. And they were like, we should make a pinball machine off of this. Then AMC's like, that's a great game. Let me put my logo on it. We can make a TV show off of this. That's why the callouts on here aren't from the TV show. It was made before this show. Right, of course. Thank you for helping. Demystified. Science, guys. It's all freaking science. If only there was an internet. Oh, I was going to push it, but this is you. Okay. All right. Tim Balls, you know what? You're asking the only two questions about this game I do not understand. I do not know a damn thing about the fish tank or the crossbow. I know the crossbow when it's lit. I want to hit it. Yeah, I don't know the fish tank rules. I don't know the crossbow rules. Maybe they're unfinished? I don't know. I haven't seen anybody even... I've never seen the fish tank even light up. Ever. I think I've seen Maggie and Glenn behind the jail. Oh, like in the back lane? Maybe. Those are like replacement plastics after the TV shows, you know. I think I do. Something. Left ram versus right ram. No! One big left ram guy. But right ram is hard to hit. Keep your looper in though. When you got that arena mode running. I have more questions. I have more questions. I think you can score several hundred million points on a single shot in single ball play. Absolutely. If you go watch John Sharp, he got 63 million just one shot up the frickin' CDC rank. You got fans! You got fans! Yeah, you can even build that in lane multiplier up, I think as high as you can. I mean, let's say there's like a 99 there. But what's building it up? Every walker you get after you push the mount, like every two walkers, lights up another 2x. So that's how you keep track of what x you're at. Yeah, so then you can go 2x, 3x, 4x. But if you use it, you can delight it, so you can't just look at the numbers and know where you are. But you have to just assume after the first time you do it. It'll tell you what x you're at. So you have 2x. So now whatever that next shot is, like that one, go. Nice. Nice. Nice. If you don't use it, you don't use it. So you want to flip it to the lane where you're not in it. And then you build it, build it, build it. Or a walker. Either way. Or a walker works. If you have a team of two left for the jackpot, that's how we got 65 million. That is pretty amazing. Um no left-handed and right-handed does nothing for how you play in this game. What's my first? Not the same actual game that we're going to be staying Being sorry, okay. Just trying to throw me out I understand. I understand, JD. It's okay. It's hard to lose. Especially to me. WWE. WWE. This is how we get kicked out. And then we were kicked off of Twitch. Oh, God. Bye, everybody. Listen, Jack. Those wounds will heal, but losing to me, those wounds will never heal. Brutal. Brutal. Let's get it. Dunger, dunger, talt. Alright, so what do we do now? I'm going to go for blue bath again. I've been liking that mode. We have... Yeah, we have a lot of... But... Talt. To the left. Oh, hit it. Come on, dingy dong. Nick's got you on the beat. Nick got you on the beat. We're getting around. What the what? That was, folks, that was three legs off the floor. Three legs. Hold on. You want to? I'm just going to count this one down. If you ever have a danger or a double danger like that, you want to let the tote bob settle. Because there's a dill swinging in there. Because it's just waiting for any little movement. movement. So the second you start playing right after that, all you have to do is give a little slap to the side and you're going to tilt, whereas normally that wouldn't do anything. Now if you're interested in tournaments, you can actually hold a ball and wait all you want, but you have to make progress toward the game after 30 seconds. So I can only do this 30 seconds. Now if I did a post pass and got it over here, I could wait another 30 seconds. Yeah, you could go back and forth all day. But most players will wait about 30 seconds, 20 seconds, and then start playing. So I'm going to still go for that blue with the bat. Bloaty. Oh, no. No. This is the opposite. It's going to go right down the middle. Oh, fuck. Woo. Take your time. Oh, someone threw a cat at that guy. What? It was a cat? No, for a weapon. Some with beer bottles and bricks, some with... Yeah, it was a zombie. They were just throwing everything at it. And one of the things was a cat. Oh, it's fire. Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Hit him again! Oh! You're gonna see some lucky death bounces there, buddy. Oh my gosh! That's fucking human. What the... skill. There's some major league game in here. Who said pinball's not a skill or 100% luck? Oh, God, don't airball. There is lots of luck in pinball. All skill. Oh, man. Oh, stop the airball. Did I get well? That was funny. I looked like it. All right. Everybody out. Come on back. Come on back. Oh, my jeez. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, everything's shaking. Oh, that's my thing. Come on! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I'll fix that when this comes. Uh, that... I think I have one more saddle ball left. Oh. Excellent work, sir. Basha, for us. My bonus is going to be an 85. I'm going to move this into place, but I won't tilt your ball. No, hook it up, whatever. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see it. What you got to do... I prefer to play on two dangers anyways, that's why. Dangerous slide. The best way to get good? Put the game on the hardest level in every way. Rubber feet ladies. Rubber feet. Well Kaylee George, one of the highest ranked players, he says he only plays two balls. Except for the machines this year. What? Yeah. Ready? Go. Yeah. Jackass! Oh, register! Oh yeah, that's the official slogan of That was the save of the day right there. Make it worthy though. Is that a tilt? Jack RIP. Rippin' pepperonis kids, I'm no longer here. Oh he starts it. He's in. Now let's get some T-Rex going. Get a mode going. Oh, they're not talking about some tunnel, baby. With that tunnel vision. Oh! Don't want the ball to drain like that. Confirm that people are not playing games. They are in a psychic extra quarter. Coming to you live. Somebody come help our police. The footage on us is just like us trying to unlock a door, door but there's a pretty much pinball machine over there to make it look like her playing. So we bet it's a pinball machine. Oh god, look at that thing. Oh gross. Pinball is just there to keep us from trying to escape. I'm gonna leave. What pinball? Got it. Alright B, last ball of the night. Great, only take one ball and to believe in yourself. Yes, lessons have been learned today. Hi, I'm Jack Cainter. Welcome to Pinball Jackass. This is called... Nick just come through with a cardboard thing. I just want to like, one more hit and get a multiple. Oh yeah. I ended up doing it. You gotta do the drumming all the way around? Yep. Hit the left frame if you can. Oh yeah! I ended up doing it. You gotta do the drumming all the way around. Yep. Keep the left brain if you can. The left brain? Yeah. Oh. We want the down and up? And three dead across. Like hey, if there's a... There's a dead... I'll go for the prison. My guy has a prep on too. She's currently using the convention. Achieving legislative status. I'm on the curtain. Neil's moving towards us. A little more air guitar. You're close to bloodbath too, buddy. Yep, keep shooting the left hand. Did I do it? No, you've got to keep your eye on the ball, buddy. Damn, that's why I can't tell what's going on up there. You don't have to look up there, just scoot it away. Yeah? No, watch! Scoot the big guy a couple times. Alright, good. Good ball, good ball. Go with the bonus. Come on, bonus, come on, bonus. That might be number two. You need like two million in bonus. Ooh! Where is it? The music's so suspenseful. Here we go. Oh, man. So it goes Nick, Jack, Laura, Stan. Right? Or no, was I first? You were first? I just... He got me 28. Nick, Stan, Jack... No, Nick, Stan, Laura, Jack. Nick, Stan, Laura, Jack. Nick, Stan... I believe there's two times Laura has beat Jack. All right, Internet. Now I get three. Ow, ow, ow, ow. My leg. So the final standings, ladies and gentlemen, are Nick has 13 points, Stan has 11, Jack has 9, and Laura has 3. Yay! Confirmed Illuminati. All that other fun stuff. Confirmed Illuminati. Internet, thank you so much for coming. Thanks for all the follows and the subscriptions and the everything and the coming here and the chattings and the hey-hey and all that other fun stuff. Big shout-out to Laura for blowing it up. Team Laura, go team Beards, go team everything. Stan the Man over here. I still don't know how to point on the Internet. Oh, there he is. Stan. Then we got Nick Campbell, everybody. Big shout-out for Nick over here. I'm Jack Danger. Folks, we're here every weekday. Every weekday. Think about that. Monday through Friday when you're at work. You just mean like two or three days a week. It's like, think of how many days in the week there are. Oh, you're saying every weekday. Every freaking weekday. Are you serious? And you know what? But just for like ten minutes a day, right? Right. I mean, not like... Wait, if you play that long, you probably only play like one or two games, right? Oh, we play all the games. Come on. We've only been doing this for like a... And if you subscribe now, nothing will happen. Nothing will happen. I won't even say thanks. I'm just kidding. I will. I love you guys. We're going to be here tomorrow, playing more Walking Dead. the rest of the week, 5pm Central Standard Time. I don't know where you're at. Oh, tomorrow is the tournament? Tomorrow is also the tournament here at Deadlifts. So, you will see randos walking up to this and playing it. It's going to be interesting. We're going to have to tell them to watch their mouth. Because people have some different definitions of what hitting something over and over again is. Which we need to regulate. Put it on the list. Put it on the list. You gotta swab the ball over to the Great guys, I love you so much Have a wonderful night Go play some pinball guys, goodbye Love you, bye Bye Goodnight internet And go play some pinball That is like the best animation ever The Twitch pinball animation Good work guys I love you guys Go Hawks Go Hawks. Go Hawks. Are they playing? Thanks, Kevin. I think mine just turned. All right, I gotta turn this crap off. Pinball's all up. Get out of here. All right.

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