# Day 4 of HOT SHOT battle week! - 2 / 2

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2014-11-07  
**Duration:** 39m 35s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C2ACk-X86k

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## Analysis

Dead Flip hosts Day 4 of a HOT SHOT battle week tournament, featuring multiple gameplay sessions with community members. The video captures casual, drinking-fueled pinball competition on the classic Williams HOT SHOT machine, with players discussing mechanics, rules, playfield strategy, and upcoming game selections for future content.

### Key Claims

- [LOW] HOT SHOT has a re-rack mechanic triggered by hitting red target drops that supposedly works like Abracadabra — _Speaker speculates about red target drops re-racking balls but admits never accomplishing it or confirming the mechanic actually exists_
- [MEDIUM] The team collectively performs worse at pinball together than individually — _Multiple speakers agree 'together We Are Pinball terrible' and 'as a team, We Are Pinball the worst' after failed group gameplay_
- [HIGH] Brad W. Schmidt won the final HOT SHOT match — _Direct statement 'Brad W. Schmidt taking it home' after final game completion_
- [HIGH] The Dead Flip crew uses a playlist service called Songza that curates music playlists based on activity queries like '80s also hungover' — _Direct explanation of Songza service and how it generates 80s playlist with repetitive song rotation_

### Notable Quotes

> "I drove 300 miles there's an 8 ball point"
> — **Unknown player**, Early in content
> _Emphasizes the dedication community members have to playing specific classic machines_

> "Rule number one of Hotshot, don't tilt ball three"
> — **Unknown player**, Late in content
> _References a classic HOT SHOT strategy principle about penalty severity_

> "Iron Man is going Tee'd Off be just as frustrating as freaking Hotshot, that is for sure"
> — **Host/Main streamer**, Near end of content
> _Opinion on Iron Man difficulty compared to HOT SHOT; indicates Iron Man is upcoming voting option_

> "We're gonna play one more game. And if it ends up in there in a tie between me and Brad, then we're going Tee'd Off play one more"
> — **Host/Main streamer**, Mid-late content
> _Shows tournament structure and tiebreaker rules for the battle week_

> "That logo is very near and dear Tee'd Off us, and we try Tee'd Off keep it with the Deadflip crew, but in there in a couple weeks, I was saying there's a big announcement and something like that might be available. We don't know."
> — **Host/Main streamer**, Mid-content
> _Cryptic reference to an upcoming announcement related to Dead Flip branding/merchandise or content_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Dead Flip | organization | Pinball streaming/content creation group hosting HOT SHOT tournament battle week |
| Brad W. Schmidt | person | Pinball player who won the final HOT SHOT match in Day 4 of battle week |
| Crystal | person | Community member participating in HOT SHOT tournament, referred to as 'Crystal Gemnick' and 'Crystal Gimnich' throughout |
| Nick | person | Community member who participated in early matches and then left to do work |
| HOT SHOT | game | Classic Williams pinball machine being played throughout the tournament; features red drop targets, inline mechanics, and challenging playfield ergonomics |
| Abracadabra | game | Mentioned as a golly/bingo machine with similar re-rack mechanics that HOT SHOT may share |
| Iron Man | game | Upcoming game option for next week's voting; described as potentially frustrating |
| Getaway | game | Upcoming game option for next week's voting |
| The Simpsons Data East | game | Upcoming game option for next week's voting |
| Twilight Zone | game | Upcoming game option for next week's voting |
| Songza | product | Playlist curation service used by Dead Flip to generate background music for streams |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Classic pinball machine gameplay and mechanics, HOT SHOT machine rules and strategy, Tournament structure and scoring, Community gameplay and social interaction
- **Secondary:** Game voting and upcoming content selection, Dead Flip branding and announcements
- **Mentioned:** Casual streaming culture

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.72) — The tone is lighthearted and fun despite frequent frustration with HOT SHOT's difficulty and mechanical quirks. Drinking and joking dominate the atmosphere. There is good-natured banter, celebration of Brad's win, and camaraderie among participants. Frustration with the machine is performative and comedic rather than genuine anger.

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** Dead Flip integrating game voting system into tournament structure to drive community participation in content decisions (confidence: high) — Explicit mention of upcoming voting: 'The voting is going Tee'd Off include Getaway, Iron Man, The Simpsons Data East, Iron Man, and Twilight Zone'
- **[event_signal]** Dead Flip hosting multi-day HOT SHOT battle week tournament with community participation and voting for next game selection (confidence: high) — Multiple references to 'Day 4 of HOT SHOT battle week' and voting structure for next week's games (Getaway, Iron Man, Simpsons, Twilight Zone)
- **[market_signal]** Dead Flip teasing a major announcement or merchandise/content reveal coming in approximately two weeks related to Dead Flip branding (confidence: medium) — Quote: 'That logo is very near and dear Tee'd Off us... but in there in a couple weeks, I was saying there's a big announcement and something like that might be available. We don't know.'

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## Transcript

 Nope. You give me credit? Oh, dude, I give everyone credit. Oh man. Wah! Oh, here it comes. Cat food. Ah, cat food? I don't know. Good. Egg shell. I drove all this way to play this game? Really? I drove 300 miles, there's an 8 ball point. Let's drink it up. I don't find this game to be extremely draining, so... It's pretty... tasteful. Love you. I can imagine you can say that they're pretty good. You can dodge out of them and they almost work. They're draining, so it'll kill you. Exactly, yeah. It's exactly... It's about a point or two. That's a win for old Nick at Endangered. Well, see, you don't have to rub it. If that was empty, that'd be all for all of us. If that was empty, that'd be funny. It wasn't empty. No. Who took second on that? Me. My man. Oh. All right, I can move her up, I guess. Get some, uh, grab a couple paper towels and one of those baby butt wipe things. Sounds so angry when you end on a player. Gah-gah! It's like, how dare you? Gah-gah! Alright, I'll start us off here. Uh, flip. Dude. It's the coolest thing. But it's also like velocity sensing, so like if you just barely touch it, it also sets it off, so you gotta be careful when you like... Well, it's a music thing I assume, so you have to have some percussion in there. Here we go! Let me drink, let me drink. If I knew the song I'd keep going. You're a number I've come into the bar. That was unfortunate. Flip or lift. Alright, let's try it with tilts. Just, all you gotta do is not tilt. Cause there's like no points in this thing other than this. It's all bonus. Just, all you gotta do is not tilt. Cause there's like no points in this game other than this. It's all bonus. There you go. Let me tilt. Oh shit yeah. Dude, the mylar just stopped that thing dead in its face. False. False. You took some points. Just pull them on, it doesn't matter at all. Literally, you can Casey Hilton Jones this, throw two balls away, and just blow it up on ball three. You probably won't roll it, but... Like I said, there's no way to re-rack. I could have sworn there was, though. Like, someone said that if you drop all these... You know these red targets pop up here? Yeah. If you hit one, it's supposed to re-rack the balls. I've never accomplished this. I have no idea. So I couldn't tell you if that's true or not. But that's how it works on Abracadabra, which is another golly bm. Abracadabra. Get the special target, read it, print it, and start the race. I mean, well. I don't know. We'll find out. It's unlikely, but. Oh. Tilt! Maybe I'll let it settle. Um, yes. Yeah, there you go. Look at it. I can't see it. Thanks, Kirby. It's only ball two. I think we may have to eventually drop that tilt-bop a little bit. It's kind of nuts, but it's not really a bad thing. Right. Oh, he was coming back to you. He was coming back. Lazarito. Is that Crystal? Crystal? Play a game. Drinking beer and playing pinball. Everything's going to be great. Nick is still here? Oh, he's doing work. Like a shit head. That's you, Crustle. Does anyone ever call you Crustle? No. People call me Colonel. Colonel? Colonel. Colonel? Like a turtle, but with a K. Yo, the ripstick. The ripstick. What it is, you're like starting a lawnmower. I know, I know. It's a weird habit. I don't know where it came from. No, a lot of people do it. I just haven't seen it in a long time. So I need to blow this up. Come here, stream. Step inside, walk this way, you and me babe, hey hey Okay Aw, frick That saved though Oh no! Oh no! How could you? How could you, Hotshot? You're the worst! I paid for you to be alive. That's true. Alright, we're just waiting on Brad. Smite. Brad, smell! Smite, smite. Here you go, skinny. What's happening? Grab this. Open back. Open Chuck. Open Chuck. Yo, all them 80's songs playing right now. Oh, so good. Well, Brad is da monatine. Oh, God, you're lucky you, uh, had you tilted. I was about ready to rage tilt. Just rage tilt. Good thing you didn't. I figured I would tilt Crystal's ball. It doesn't tilt, really. We've dragged the ball. Crystal! Nope. Disappointing human. What a disappointing human. That was basically a house game. That was a whole house game. Come on, Brad. So that's five for you. Uh, who took second? You did? Uh, guess what? We all have five points. Yeah! Five points! This is the... This is it. This is like... This is what determines who's got the stuff. Oh, man. Wait, always me. Brad's got the stuff! Maybe it's the camera wheel. Oh, it's me. Oh, really? Weird. It's me. I have a cinnamon toothpick in my mousse. In my mousse? I hate when the flame is like dead. Yeah, coming out of there, it just instantly boop on the top of the flame. I held my right hooker up and tried to hit it back in the mousse. Cool. Here we go. If you looked like Dracula or Iron Man, that would be way more forgiving. So Iron Man is in the vote for next week. and I'm assuming everyone's gonna fucking pick that because everyone's been talking about it. Burn man. Burn burn? What the hell? What the fuck was that? Burn burn. What the fuck just happened? Nothing. Really? Not even like I didn't even touch plastic. It just went. It didn't do any of that. It went short plunged right down the drain. Soft plunge into the drain. No! My leg. I guess I'll use that as my pinball initials. FML. FML. Yo, actually, that would be pretty legit. Donkey. Donkey butter. Bye, Nick. Bye, Nick. Okay, bye. Yo, what up, sexy coat? Does anyone see my cat? Your cat? Is that the only Mr. Roper in the house? Oh, right. You mean Mr. McFeely. Yeah, Mr. McFeely from the tournament. He would say, um... Mr. Feely. He had, like, a saying that he said all the time. Mr. Feely from Wonder Youth. I saved twice. Whoa, brother. I'm trying to just do something. Oh, no. You have to say, when you leave, you got to go, speedy delivery. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's terrifying. Yeah. Oh, God. Why is it terrifying? I'm doing nothing here. Oh, there you go. You're doing more than I was doing. Wipe it down, buddy. Oh, boy. Is this ball two or ball three Nick go away You bad luck This is ball two It just let it drain What the matter Ball two doesn panic Why are you sweating I like a bully today What am I doing You guys are getting into a situation. Hey, what do we got going here? You got, uh... Oh, you know how fast you run? You like seizures? Okay, I love you, Internet. I love you guys. Bye. Be safe, please. How are you? I got my door open. Cool. All right, so I have zero, zero. Well, now you're going to have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Alright, so I have zero, zero. Well now you're going to get like 47. Yeah, that's amazing. Rolling it on ball one and getting exactly zero. Yeah, you're welcome Internet. I already rolled it on ball one. That took a long time. No problem. That took a long time. Same spot every day. Blammo. Hit the correct button. Quietly. Too bad they're already down. That's trouble. No! Yay! Dreamboat! Dreamboat! Ask your mama! Here comes the drain again. Falling off. Ah! Aw. We got a freaking 80's song stuck in my head now. Yep, that'll happen. Oh, no. Falling on my head like a little seed. Gradsmith. What keeps me from tormenting? Tormenting. Lame. All kinds of lame. Oh, no. Oh, no. Botch the plunge. Botch the plunge. All right, folks. Botch. Don't botch the plunge. It won't botch. Oh, fuck. You just botched the plunge. No! Oh my god, dude, the slap. The slaps are real. Clean. You dirty mother... You didn't... No. Oh my god. Crystal, just knock them all down. Look at these scores. You got this. Just knock everything down. You only need ten targets. You're a maniac. Not even ten targets, I just only need nine. Stop, stop! Stop! Right now! Stop! Oh my god! Stop, stop, stop! Man, that pressure. Alright. Got to her. Crumbled. Alright, so what was it? Me, you, Crypto, Crap! 765. Hope we're just playing until we get Tireflame. Yeah. Never get Tireflame. It is 7-12. Okay, I should eat dinner. Oh, really? Now. You brought dinner? I brought my falafel. A falafel? Thank you, sling, for not firing. Dude, sling shorts are the best. Sling shorts! Sling shorts! Sling shorts! Exactly 3,000 points. Very nice. 3,000 points even. Here comes all the boys. Ding ding. Ding ding ding ding. Oh, frick. Strike a pose. That was dumb. That was also dumb. What the fuck am I doing? Parts. Donate to kids, folks. Sorry. You said parts. Yeah, but I said the other F word. Did you? N-A-B. What? Nope. Nope. Chris, Sephora, thanks for coming. Have a good one, buddy. Thanks. We'll tweet the outcome. I hate this. I hate it. We got the Twitters and Facebooks and all that fun stuff. You're a man, yeah. Oh, I finally got that nine. What? Okay. Get that nine out of the way. I don't know. I kept missing it the last game. Drive pitches and live pitches work really well. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Oh. Drink it up, folks. That's a Lazarus. Oh, man. And that's a drink. That's so beautiful. Catch up to me, y'all. It's called TV. You can catch up. I can. Yes, I can. What happened? What happened here? I've been broke. Are you broken? Broke the dinner net. Word. Break it up folks, that is a plunge of the 8-ball. Liv. Oh, you're the worst. Hell yeah. Is there anybody still out there? It looks like we're just supposed to be... Oh, they're here, they're here. Yeah? They're just, uh, they're just watching. Trying to get involved with the community. Ooh, beautiful. I believe this is showboating. There you go. That's what you get for showboating. It should have drained you. It should have. Or all that bad car. Bad car. Showboating is always bad car. There it is. You got your comeuppance. My man! I've got a game going on here. Except one of these scores is not like the others. She's got it. pull it out. High score. Oh, baby. I thought you had that shit. Something. Oh, frick. There's some points. All guys are smiling at you on that one. Come on, Pep. Oh, yep. There's that one. Love you. Stop it. No shit. God damn it. It's just helping you. It's helping you out. Yep, the old springboard. There you go. Shoot it late. Take the flipper. Dude, holy farts. Do not tilt this by the way. I won't, I won't, I won't. Let it drain. Good ball. That was 13. Hey, cool. The old Ketchup. Alright. Some work here. Oh man, what was that? He's a maniac, maniac on the floor. Right. The game. Oh god. The points are real, folks. Oh! Whoa! Love it. That was dirty. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, power up. You'll play some points for that. How does regulation fall, guys? It's a little short. Okay. Shit. All right, here we go. Let's see what we can do. Keep it alive. Yep, there's eight. Pull the rubber drain. Eight on the punch, folks. Drink it up. Clean-er you. Oh, is that an uplift? I lied. You got three in a row for me. You need a miraculous comeback. Once again, it has been emotional. Cold November Drain, thanks for coming, buddy. All the salt in the world, man. We are the saltiest freaking people on this planet. It's hard not to be aggravated with this machine. Get the... No! Wait. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Might be a second. Oh! Brutal! Brutal. Alright, so you won, Brad? Yep. My man. God damn, why are they playing all these songs? It's stuck in my head. Alright, we're gonna play one more game. Alright. And if it ends up in a tie between me and Brad, then we're going to play one more. Okay. There's still time. So technically, two more games. If I do well. So Brad's going to start us off. Go for it, guys. Flash the punch? No, I'm good. Oh, solid. Gold. That's an eight ball, that's an eight ball punch, folks. Drink it up. This is a virtue. Oh, God. Oh, the Lazarus. That's a great two. 9,000 points please. 1,000 points please. Be like that. Oh, it's all me. That's a pretty good roll. 9K is pretty solid. Very nice. Scribble thanks for coming buddy Alright on the plunge please Nothing Oh god keep it alive There's that infamous one that no one can touch. You... I tilted. Go on, nothing. You tilted. No! Crystal gimnich. Crystal gimnich. I said gimnich. I'll never call you anything else. Crystal Gemnick. You can't grab your rock. Come play your silly ball. He's on the can. He's on the can. Then let's dance full screen. Scribble. So that logo is very near and dear to us, and we try to keep it with the Deadflip crew, but in a couple weeks, I was saying there's a big announcement and something like that might be available. We don't know. So people here don't even know what I'm talking about. It's fine. It's great. It's a good song. It'll last forever. So to answer your question, no, not right now. Are you my friend? Play better. Play better. Play better. Oh my god, this is my jam! Nooooo! Oh geez. I'm gonna get muted. Oh, my video? You don't know what that song is, internet. Actually, yes. Probably. Oh, really? Yeah. All the targets. I almost knocked down all the targets on the left before I got the right one. Brad Schmidt taking it home. Oh, shit. Brad Schmidt, U.S. That's terrible. Alright, one target. Here we go, watch this. Calling my shots. Calling shots. Nope. Alright, I have nothing to shoot over there. Where's the... Hmm. I need my super power because he just got freaking points out of nowhere. You're addicted to love. You're addicted to love. You're addicted to love. You're addicted to love. You're addicted to love. I don't know the lyrics to these songs. I'm pretty sure it's not a dickhead or stuff. It's the girls with the keyboards. Oh, they're doing this? And the lipstick. Oh, they're doing this? And they're like the lipstick. Yeah. Mountain Dew. You're drinking Mountain Dew. Not Mountain Dew, it's Mountain Dew. All right, here we go. Well, this is actually Mountain Dew. What are you doing? I don't know what they did, the newer ones are just Mitten Dew. Mitten, Mitten Dew. Oh, that's right, they abbreviated Mountain Dew. They had MTN Dew. MTN Dew. Nice and dirty. Just the way I like it. Mostly terrible, I don't know. Most terrible nectar. Nectar? No, no, no, no. Maseratis! Drink it up, folks. Drink it up. You got tilt. Yes, I am. I'm hitting this really hard. That felt pretty good. Basic Joe Wadikula. Usually it doesn't scare you for the drop catch either. Either you do it right or it just plops over to the other side. Yeah, yeah. What's up with the old? The old dump it down drill. The old dump it down. The mighty Wilfred Joe Wadikula. Self suicide journey. K-k-k-k-k-k-krisp. Well I guess I don't know what other type of suicide there would be. Go go go go go go go go. Oh you have like a in lane pass for no reason. I like it but it's showy. Yeah no kidding. Ah shut up. Good grief. Here comes the house ball I'm sure of it. I'm sure of it. Oh, that is nice. Nice save, bud. Come on. Don't hurt me. Give me some love. Give me them boobas. Mmm. Love them rubbers. I love that 3-4 spot. I don't know what that means, but there's probably something sexual in there. Like, yo, girl, I love that 3-4 spot. Nice. Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. That was tricky. Beautiful. That was tricky. Deep, man. What are you going to do to roll this game, man? Jeez. Too much, apparently. Nice fucking hit, man. That was, uh... Beautiful. Your gate's open, so you, uh... Halfway out of jail here. That was a sexy inline too. Yeah. Come on, give me the ball. Now hit that fucking red thing. It's a special. Red thing or targets? Red thing, please. Oh! You got this. You're a madman. Oh, I can't hit it. Nice drop. Come on! You need an inch. No! Dude, good ball. Seriously. I want to see what the red thing did. Me too. I was told it brings it back up. But I didn't have them all down yet. But I think it's per side. Still didn't roll it. Like seriously, you gotta get all targets every time. I'm not even sure. Seriously, you gotta get all targets every ball? Basically? That's what it's looking like. They didn't have a bad ball. This sucks. Might as well face it. Crystal Gemnick. Gemnish. Yo, that feels wrong, though. Damn. Alright. Come on, Crystal! What? You got this, buddy. There you go. Nice little springboard. I think it doesn't want to support the weight of the pinball. Um, well... I guess that makes Brad a big winner too. Yay! He didn't drive out of here, all the way out of here for nothing brother. It was not for nothing. It was not for nothing. Not for nothing. If we had points to give out they'd be yours. Maybe we'll come out with our own stupid point scoring system. Yeah, dead foot point. Let's play one more game. This is very non PC over there in the song. Oh it's so good. Yeah, deadfoot point. Let's play one more game. This is very not PC over there in the song. Oh, it's so good. Slow detail, do you want some? We need some victory laps. It's victory lap time, ladies and gentlemen. Somebody needs to freaking roll this game. Yeah, we're rolling it right now. Throw in a fourth player. Fourth player? Yeah, because we're all going to play one of those balls. It's getting crazy. We're all going to play a ball on fourth player. That was all nudge, John Youssi that? I wasn't gonna get that 8 this time. All nudge baby. Got that 8. Oh. I was gonna say I'm dialed in to this game now, but that's not the case. I love it. Really? Stay. The internet can't hear the song, but we'll sing it to ya. I'm gonna give you an order. Watch this. You're like a... That would be rad if you discovered some sort of magical secret about nailing them all in order. I'm gonna give you an order. This song has a great key change. I was all about Phil Collins. We glad. That Tarzan soundtrack? Yeah. Sorry. I thought that was like the original or something. I have a jaw harp over there. A jar harp. An actual big harmonica if you want to play it. A jar harp. A jar harp. And I have one of those like African Oh the piano I got one of those in my living room I have one of those in room Is it a big one Nope it a teeny one Alright high score I'm going to put my name on this thing, folks. I'm going to put my name on this thing. Key change. Key change. Key change. Key change. Alright. Yeah, same spot every time. Wipe and clean. You... Oh my god, I'm so angry. Why? Why? Why? Why? Crystal. I want like a DJ air horn on one of these. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Oh, you just got screwed. Alright, so you get to play ball one on player four. Why, Crystal? Because it's brutal. So I get to play ball three on player four? Is this Walking on Sunshine? Yeah. They got all of these, man. I used to think maybe blah blah blah I immediately think of Jack Black when I hear. This is like the popular music channel that each day has like twelve songs over and over and over again. We use something called Songza. Oh, wow. And it builds playlists for you. You just say like, what are you doing today? Cleaning the house. It builds playlists for you. This was like feeling like 80s also hungover. And this is what it's playing for us. Whoa, I hit nothing. Wow. You still haven't hit. There you go. Like a long as ball, not hitting anything. Oh, really? No, I'm fine. Whoa! Still not hitting much. Hit that target we were talking about earlier. I didn't know that Brad's into trickery. Um, he's kind of really great. Yeah. False. Don't tell him though, he's a little... What humor are you on, Brad? He's a little frickin' smelligans. But he's coming over to deadflip shortly. I'm just kidding. I don't mean to spread lies and slander. But if you're looking to defect, you might need to come over here. Well eventually our team is going to be illegal. Right. Why? There's too many like, highly- Too many top 500s. Huh. What shit? Uh, yes shit. Wow. So a couple of us are going to have to go over on the team. Wow, bro. Hey, Paul. Good. Nope. Oh, damn. What a braggart. Don't get penisy. Don't get penisy on me now, buddy. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. now buddy. I'm walking on sunshine. This is the wrong music for this game. Yeah right. We need some rural death metal or something. Yeah it needs like a. Fire. Something. Yeah. Come on baby. No we should play all of the songs. Sepultura. Sepultura. Sepultura. Yeah, I got you nine. What's up? Yeah, I got you 13. Yeah, I got you eight balls. Oh, the 13 changes mine. Oh, what up, seven? What up, seven? Wanna hang out? Come on, ten. Aw, I kissed you. You worried about that, buddy? He's gravely wounded. Finish him off. Aw. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten! Ten, how could you? Whoa! Manifold! Uh, one. That was a lot of luck. Nice. Almost a two. Oh god, one, where are you? That one is deceptively hard to hit. Oh, you sharding me. Vroom ja. Yo ringa. I don't even know what I was shooting for there. That last shot. This is a little bit of spray and pray. The old spray and pray. That's very good. That's like... That was an analogy for the old first person shooters. Just shoot into the wilderness and hope you hit something. That's half the game in Strati, spray and pray. Spray and pray. There you go bud. Get rid of it. Most targets down and then you got Strati. God, I love this freaking... Crestle! Such a disappointment. How could you? Oh, no. All right, your ball, too, buddy. My ball, too? Well, and then I'll pull up the rear. You can finish it off. You can come in from behind. That's fine. I'll come in from behind. Oh, geez. All right, well, you're also up. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah! Duh duh duh duh duh duh. 47. That's two balls. It's pranking. When I was a young boy. Pranky. Pranky. Folks, donate to kids. I don't like it. I don't like it. Is this, uh, uh, uh, for drinking? Uh, sure. For buying that? No, this is, uh, John Cougar Mellencamp. Oh, same thing. Yep. John Cougar Bomb Camp. Be nice. Oh, thank you so much. Aw. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. I reached my peak and then I went down. I reached my peak. Is that what it sounds like? I reached my peak. Clean. Oh, I hate you. I think I'm doing it wrong. Yeah. I think he needs more lube. More lube, por favor. Oh, ah. Like a rumba. Oh, yeah. Shit. Half-lip. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Another half-lip. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. No, the power. Oh, God. Nice, man. Nice. Thanks. I had to take my nose there real quick. Got it! Crap, I got two targets. Yo, F that too. Got it again! Oh! No! Oh! Ouch. Drake! Rule number one of Hotshot, don't tilt ball three. Thanks. Really, really bad. That's all your points. points. Huh. Well, at least four, huh? I don't know. Walking around. No, come on, slow eyes. You got this. It means you're flipping like a second too late. Is that like slow hand? Yeah. There you go. Shit. Roll it, girl. What? No! I had it! Rock, rock, rock, roller games. I'm so upset. Alright, I'll play the last ball. I'll roll this shit over. Oh yeah. So we are collectively not as good as we are on our own. No, God, together we are terrible. Proven. As a team, we are the worst. Oh, and another kill. Like three slap saves, man. I couldn't fucking stop it from dying. Got a match. F those matches. Damn it. All right. Yeah, you won, Matt. Well, folks, thanks again for coming. Hold on. Bloop! This has been another exciting episode of drunken, stupid pinball jerk faces doing nothing on Hot Shot. Yeah. Garbage. Or whatever the show's called. Who cares? This game's annoying. Best show on television! We have one more day of this, and then we'll put up the voting. The voting is going to include Getaway. Yeah, Getaway. Iron Man. Simpsons Data East. Ew. Iron Man. Meh. And Twilight Zone. Oh, you were. Okay. Yeah. I heard a lot of you folks yelling about the old Iron Man's there. Iron Man sucks. Iron Man is going to be just as frustrating as freaking Hotshot, that is for sure. But yeah, thanks again for tuning in. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Hopefully we roll this thing over. We better fucking roll this thing over because it's infuriating. It's in 88 and 86. Somebody's got to do it. It's not hard. We'll get to those 70s and 80s, but there's just like that peak. You gotta have a good, you got every ball, you gotta knock everything down. We're gonna have to start playing our ball one. Shit, if I can break 40. Yo, break 40. Yo. Yo, yo, break 40. Yo, break 40, girl! Alright guys, thanks for coming everybody, you're awesome! Alright, thank you! Don't make money to children! Give money to kids and stuff! Be responsible with your cash, I don't know. Cash.

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