# Day 4 of IRON MAN BATTLE!! Feb '15 - 1 / 2

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-02-09  
**Duration:** 120m 1s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75bLahLp8wo

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## Analysis

Day 4 of a casual Iron Man pinball stream and competition at Deadflip, featuring Jack Danger, Richie Townsend, Dan, Brad, Nick George Campbell, and others playing Iron Man with house rules and commentary. The stream includes casual banter, gameplay discussion, tournament logistics, and community interaction via chat. Notable topics include game difficulty settings, specific shot strategies, code updates, and comparisons to other machines like Mustang and AC/DC.

### Key Claims

- [MEDIUM] Iron Man didn't sell well due to having an in-lane on first place — _Jack Danger discussing why Iron Man underperformed in the market; design feature criticism_
- [MEDIUM] You can get two Do-or-Die multiballs in Iron Man by flashing all character inserts — _Discussed as an achievement goal during gameplay; requires completing Iron Man about five times_
- [MEDIUM] Mustang pinball became more fun after a code update — _Jack Danger: 'Mustang's interesting. Another game that when it came out I didn't care for and they updated the code and it made it more exciting'_
- [LOW] AC/DC received a code update that included new multiball options — _Brief mention that Stern released an update with AC/DC that allows multidisc non-unit toggle_
- [LOW] Roger Sharpe was a founding member of the Pinball Club — _Mentioned in passing during Chicago Pinball League discussion; historical reference_

### Notable Quotes

> "No one likes this game. But everyone loves this game. It's fun because it's hard."
> — **Unknown (gameplay commentary)**, Mid-stream
> _Encapsulates the appeal/paradox of Iron Man as a difficult, unpopular but engaging machine_

> "When you're buying a thing for your house, it matters. But I don't know how I feel about WrestleMania."
> — **Jack Danger**, Mid-stream
> _Commentary on theme importance in game selection despite claims of theme indifference_

> "Honestly, if you can get $10 million on this game, you deserve a pat on the back."
> — **Richie Townsend**, Later in stream
> _Reflects the difficulty and low scoring potential of Iron Man_

> "That was a game that didn't sell due to the... It's funny when you play it for a while and the first place still doesn't have a in there or similar interjection lane."
> — **Jack Danger**, Mid-stream
> _Direct critique of Iron Man's commercial performance tied to design choice_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Host of Deadflip stream; pinball designer/enthusiast; organizes events and gameplay |
| Richie Townsend | person | Competitive pinball player on stream; skilled at Iron Man gameplay |
| Dan | person | Participant in Iron Man tournament play; competitive player |
| Brad Stark | person | Participant in Iron Man stream; competitive pinball player |
| Nick George Campbell | person | Pinball player and stream participant; arrives mid-stream to Deadflip location |
| Crystal | person | Community member mentioned for bringing homemade chili to the stream event |
| Jaden | person | Stream helper tracking game statistics (tilts, spec balls, shot counts) |
| Roger Sharpe | person | Historical pinball figure; noted as founding member of Pinball Club |
| Iron Man | game | Stern pinball machine; subject of Day 4 tournament stream; known for difficulty and low popularity |
| Stern Pinball | company | Manufacturer of Iron Man and AC/DC; released code update for AC/DC |
| Mustang | game | Pinball machine that improved significantly after code update; Ford-licensed theme |
| AC/DC | game | Pinball machine with recent code update that adds multiball options |
| WrestleMania | game | Upcoming/recent WWE-licensed pinball machine; Jack Danger expresses hesitation about theme fit |
| Waterworld | game | Rare/infamous pinball machine spotted in closed car wash; only pinball on location |
| Deadflip | organization | Pinball streaming platform and location; hosts the Iron Man tournament stream |
| Chicago Pinball League | organization | Local competitive pinball league; referenced during stream discussion |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Iron Man game design and difficulty, Competitive pinball gameplay and strategy
- **Secondary:** Code updates and their impact on game enjoyment, Pinball theme licensing and game selection, Chicago pinball community and leagues
- **Mentioned:** Streaming technology and setup, Pinball history (Roger Sharpe, classic games)

### Sentiment

**Positive** (0.72) — Casual, enthusiastic tone dominated by friendly competition and inside-community banter. Some light criticism of game design choices (Iron Man's in-lane, WrestleMania theme uncertainty) but overall celebratory of pinball culture. Stream captured a fun community gathering.

### Signals

- **[code_update]** Mustang pinball significantly improved after code update; community consensus that updates can make games more enjoyable (confidence: medium) — Jack Danger: 'Another game that when it came out I didn't care for and they updated the code and it made it more exciting'
- **[community_signal]** Deadflip maintains active Twitch/online chat community with international viewership; hosts chat followers and interactive gameplay (confidence: high) — Multiple chat interactions, follower acknowledgments, chat-based gameplay modifications and rule discussions
- **[event_signal]** Deadflip Iron Man tournament draws multiple players and operates as community gathering point near other events (confidence: high) — Stream notes 'tournament-ish thing happening not too far from here, so this is going to be a pit stop' for attendees
- **[sentiment_shift]** Iron Man viewed as difficult but fun despite poor sales reception; community appreciates challenge even if commercial market rejected it (confidence: high) — Jack Danger: 'No one likes this game. But everyone loves this game. It's fun because it's hard.'
- **[design_philosophy]** Iron Man's poor market performance attributed to specific design choice: in-lane placement on first player position (confidence: medium) — Jack Danger discussing how game 'didn't sell due to' having in-lane on first place
- **[licensing_signal]** Jack Danger expresses uncertainty about WrestleMania pinball despite acknowledging theme importance in game selection decisions (confidence: medium) — Jack: 'when you're buying a thing for your house, it matters. But I don't know how I feel about WrestleMania'

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## Transcript

 A long time ago. I have your code. Oh. I have the secret code. You never should have given it to me. All right, well, don't say it, because we're live. Oh, you mean that code to get in, which is... 7248. I gave it off to you in a way that's implicit. Yeah. All right, well... I live somewhere in Chicago. What was it? 1, 2, 3, 8th Street? 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Oh, man. It's on Michigan Avenue somewhere. It's deep underground. Where was the rat control's hideout? They had some sort of deep underground warehouse thing. They were doing all their welding and stuff. No idea. But it was downtown. It's okay. It's cracking, man. Good to see you. Cheers. Cheers. It's nice. It was fun. What was the description that was powerful and confusing? This is a little different. We're going to have a little goose. Strong. All apps' descriptions for Richie. Except it doesn't say that it has a sweet taste to it. Oh, come on. I expected that. Crystal made chili and brought some for us. And it was a butt burner. It was just, I don't know what spice she was using, but the heat wasn't up front. It was just like deep throbbing in the back of your throat, like gagging you. But it was really good. Probably a little like just chili powder and stuff. Like cumin or chili powder. It was super, super good. it was just I was sweating I had some at a Super Bowl party it was really spicy and I was asking the guy I just took all the hot sauce I had and just dumped it oh ok that's how you make chili powerful and complex yes exactly rich it's a lot better than being simple and weak simple and weak simple and weak Did you, Richie commented, Richie commented, Dan commented. Oh, I never check my phone anymore. No, because you've got your watch. It's so stupid. I love it. Me? We're going to be doing our break again. Thank you, brother. I bet you're reading this on your watch, and so he sends me this photo. Except that. I bet you're reading this. We didn't put batteries in yet, no. But we do have new batteries for it. We go live right now, so hold tight. I think I was here for a stream earlier. What was that? You know what? Nick... Oh, we just came ready for the fish camp. Oh, the button broke. Where's the boneyard, man? None of those work. None of those work? All of those really? Simpsons won't turn on. Dracula won't launch. Yo, Gearson, first! Oh, yeah, here, let's just turn this crap on. Here we go. What's up? Hey, man! First. Firsties! Is that a thing? Oh, man. We're going to have a full house today, kids. There's already three more people here than I thought were coming. We should just have the road show music going. Jaded, thanks, brother. Thanks for the host. I'd be kind of like speaking to a disembodied woman. Speaking at the camera. Like, originally, when people was locked past, they got maybe, uh, they, they don't really want to come in and say that. But you'd see them walk by and I'm like, well, sandwich maker, what are you talking about? I'm the best damn juggler there is. And people are like, what? Yeah, this is quite a mistake. He's talking to Iron Man. I don't know. You think you're better than me, Iron Man? Uh, Garrison, there's more people coming. There's more people coming. I can only assume. There might be a Chuck. There might be a Crystal. Nice. There might be a, uh, uh, uh, what's that one girl's name? What's her name? Jess? Jess? Okay. There's multiple girls. Yeah, Yeah, so, uh, we'd rather play pinball. Jaded, good to see you, buddy. What's our count so far this week on this machine? Uh, what do you mean? Jaded always keeps count. Oh, he keeps track of, uh, he keeps track of the tilts. Yep. What else does he keep track of? Spec balls. Spec balls. He keeps a lot of spec balls. Yep. Gerson, that's awesome, man. You're going to have to send me a PM me your... Wait, what's your schedule for streaming? Because I want to check it out. Committed to Kill, not Erica. There's another girl who was here last week. I gave her a giant canvas print of you, dear. Well, we have one in the bathroom. Oh, yeah. The second one was a full-ass surprise. Oh, yeah. I'm pissed. Yeah. You could have wrapped yourself up in that thing. All right, Jaden says it's five stuck balls, and you put a straw pole on what's to count? Fern. Oh, that's right. With the long black hair and possibly glasses. That is correct. Committed. You have an excellent memory for ladies. Because he's committed to kill them. You are committed to kill them. I won't tell anyone. Beer snobbery. Again, if Jaden would count pop-up for hits, he would probably. We'd read about that in the newspaper. Some guy who's just, like, exhausted and dead. Have you gotten the do-or-die shot yet? Yeah, I got a do-or-die yesterday, and I think Nick got one on Monday. Should be good. Should be good. I should have asked Erica if she was coming tonight. She's playing this season, right? Yes, she's on our team again Our team just not changing I believe three girls on our team Who's the third lady? Kim, Amy, and Eric Oh yeah, Kim There's three girls, four Oh, Amy, five Holy crap We have a good amount of ladies in the Chicago Pinball League, that's for sure Pinball Chicago? Pinball Chicago. I don't like to call it Pinball Chicago. I found it wrong. The Pinball Chicago League. Sounds like a... What's a Chicago League? I think that there's already some other... Chicago Pinball? Yeah, like the northern... Oh, it's the Chicago Pinball Mafia. Mafia. Yeah. At least it's not called that. You're not the Mafia, are you? No. No? Is Peggy? No, he's only in the regular Chicago Pinball League. um Yancy CPM oh yeah CPM okay uh the Sharps obviously I don't think so wait Jay Brand you're talking about Chicago Pinball yeah yeah Jay Brand Yancy Rob um Terry from Pinball Life oh really huh all those guys up there the Chicago Pinball yeah yeah well you know what I think uh I think we'll just introduce ourselves and get this show on the road. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day four on Ironman, and we're going to have a full house today. There is a tournament-ish thing happening not too far from here, so this is going to be a pit stop, I'm sure, for a lot of people heading over there. Today, so far, We have Richie Townsend, Dan Thompson, Brad Smith US, I'm Jack Danger, Nick Campbell will be with us shortly, and any other nerds that roll in. It's going to be exciting. So, without further ado, we're just going to start doing some practice games and see where this leads us. We don't really have any set goals anymore because do or die was our thing. So now I guess we just try to, I don't know, what's another achievable thing in this game? Two do or dies? I don't know. You're going to hold people up? Yeah, right? Is that possible? Yes. Nobody's done it, I don't think so. Ever. You have to get the flashing insert on every character. Jaden wants to count the amount of times that Jack and Nick got on the topic of pinball. I'm sure that's a lot, and it's mostly about Justin Timberlake. All right, let's see. All right, we're going to face. get to the DMV. Yeah, you need super jackpots and all the multiballs and a bunch of targets because you need to complete Iron Man like five times or something like that. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, Yancy. Do or die multiball. Easy peasy. Sure, why not? Alright, so let's just kill it. Do I have... I didn't really know who was offering, so I don't know. I don't think I have a title card for you yet. That's fine. I don't update anyone's anymore man I'm tired of that crap it looks cool you might be ranked higher than you were before I doubt it you never know the points are a change yeah I bet that already happened is there like a cut off date when the new points start I I think it's now yeah yep um alright we're going to do a crack a loop today or is it just a practice I think we're going to do a practice now, we might do the 3-2-1-0 point system. And if more people show up, then we'll do some crack a little. I mean, it's a really fast game, so you can do... What do you mean? Oh, you're going to run out of here. Okay. I see no one wants to jump on it, so I'll take that. I'll jump. I'm a weird group person. I know the stage game more. Jack put up a rage meter last week. God, you guys don't want the rage meter. I was really pissed. Oh, man, I went to an art class last night, and there was a crappy hand wash car wash break, and it was closed, but I peeked my head inside, and they had a water world sitting in there. It was the only pin in the whole place, and it was freaking Waterworld. I've never even seen that before. I've only heard tales of how terrible it is. I've only heard legend. Oh, yeah. Oh! Lazarus, holy. That was a rocket Lazarus. Yeah, Street Fighter. Yeah. Not a single bogey, of course. That's my life. Good job. Top one. Great shot. Yes, in Waterworld. Heart of Waterworld. We're going in order of height, Rich. Oh, we are? Now you tell me. I think it was actually made by Golly. Yeah, well, it's a Capcom license. That was a thing they were making. Capcom made Airborne, Big Bang Bar. Big Bang Bar. The thing is, everyone crafts themselves over that game. Have you played it yet? Exactly. Is it fun? The call-outs are hyper-sexual. Yeah, it's pretty, you know, something, you know what you're getting, that kind of game. Yeah. I love the sort of UV plastic stuff they use. Oh. It's a nice little desk. I love the way you got a, whatever that game goes for. Oh, no, like 15K to unbox, something like that. Jaded, I did not attempt to play Waterworld. The place was closed. It's probably just getting lost. Great. You got a wall tape. Also, I think you still have to keep that camera. That's okay. Hi all, had a great weekend. Got to play Bride of Pinbot 2.0 and you met Stan... Stanko... Am I saying that right? Staaaaaan... I don't know the full brand. Pooka... Pooka Koda? Yeah, you're a girl. Bride of Pinbot 2.0 looks pretty neat, man. That's rad. Good to see you, Dimension. Thank you for coming, buddy. All right. Who is Stan? I don't want to keep saying that name because sometimes he's making me swear. Who's Gokoda? I don't know if you used to believe that. Stan did the art for Big Bang Bar, Break Shot, and maybe King King. What? Dude, the art on Big Bang Bar is probably some of my favorite pinball art. Until Propinute's games come out. I can't find it. I want to see it, but I can't find it. I'll send it to you. That guy does a bunch of poster posters, too. Really? That's awesome. That'd be an off-the-record tilt. That was a... Off the record. Let me make sure this is still actually lined up on screen here. Yeah, I guess we're good. Okay. Here we go. What do you got? Kiff it. Oh, that was dirty. Oh, that was dirty. Oh, it's all really dirty. I'm going to play pinball in half a year. I'm really going to play Iron Man. Oh, what am I doing? Yeah, no, listen. No one likes this game. But everyone loves this game. It's fun because it's hard. I guess that's not a real thing. Ooh, too clean. They just drag you down to the floor and you're just never going to get out. Yeah, I've been close to Ironhide on ACBC, but we were dying to go on this show. We turned the settings to get to Encore. Next, lay down Encore. For the first time, I've never even played Encore. It was fun. It makes me think. It changes the way you play. All right. In case you're free balling when you drain, that's not the end of the game. Just put another one in. It's like you lost the ball. You just keep going. It doesn't come back to you. It's like you just keep going. It's weird. I'm about to get some stuff started here, I think. Well, if I actually hit that shot, I might have. Oh. Richie. Killing it. Start bogeys? By the way. There you go. I was going to say, you can back up. Oh. But on the fly, it gets a little dirty. I think. Too much down from both. I don't know. Okay. Nice catch up, buddy. Richie's coming for it. I'm coming for that. You were? Yeah, screw that. We had that for a while. That was a mistake. I'm going to move the two walls. Also, if you'll notice, when you step up, the slingshot rubbers may look flat. I told Nick to buy some of that rubber cleaner stuff. Oh, my God. Even that little... Those are white rubbers. Well, that one's about to break, so he might not be doing bother cleaning it. Yeah. Quiet, Roses. Get out of there. There's nothing you can do. Oh, there's nothing you can do. You just pooped all over the game. All right, here we go. So Richie's coming for me, so I'm going to rock the monger. I need Munger first, though. Yeah. My man. Don't. Don't. You. Donate to kids. That was trash. Still haven't even seen it. I got my special bill. I could have cheaped it and just gone for the multiball. Nick Campbell. What's up, internet? Hi, everybody. All right. Internet, internet. Internet, internet. Hi. Hi from the internet. Nick's trapped in the matrix. What? That's a great question. Do you guys know? Oh, he didn't even know about it. He's here. Good timing. There's the monitor. Yeah, do you guys know what time it starts? Eight. About a clock. Yeah, about a clock. The Wondery. All the way to Mach 3. 8 days. Did I get you? You got me. So this is... Are you... Oh. I'll do that. Oh! Also, he has an 8-4 sucker. Line 2, turn around. Say what? That is a Burr of the Dome. That is Gurney, Illinois. Six Flags, Great America. That's where you get your number. Nothing for those games. Initiate Booger. Oh, uh, get somebody with a Booger. Yeah. Uh, Andy Kingspear. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Welcome. Welcome. Next one. Next one. I don't know why it's the last thing. I don't have any more. Yeah, what the heck was that? The answer says, warms my heart to see where are they in Crescent Falls. So the Sharks aren't part of the pinball hockey. What group are they in? Chicago Pinball League. Chicago Pinball League. And we're in the pinball club. That's the case. Yes. Oh, yeah, Roger Sharp was a founding member of that club. Oh, you suck. Whoa, everybody out. Whoa, I got one back. Wow. Not going to lie, I did not deserve that. That's the whole shit there. Yo, it's the real reason. Oh, thanks for the follow, buddy. Yeah, I saw that you followed me. I appreciate it. Thank you. Stop with this bouncing. Welcome to this room. So Brad is running a crime. Pretty much. What's his name? Brad Zac Stark. Brad Zac Stark. I hate this. Oh, you just did. Never mind, not putting your name in. I can't remember about this thing. Nicely done, brother. That was a sexy, sexy crime. Oh, what? Dan won because he got the match. All because of a not-deserved ball sleeve. I think I might have won anyway with my fall. Justin Botis. Jack, what do you use to make the follows come up on the video? It's stupid, man. It's a cam twist recording a section of my desktop where I have a singled-out piece of a browser that is using a code that comes from Night Follows or some sort of Nightbot third-party thing that you have to feed back into Twitch, I don't recommend it. Because literally, if someone moves one of these windows, it's all freaking screwed. You know what I was thinking would be sweet? For Twitch, you can do RCS chat. Oh, yes, you get to play WrestleMania tomorrow, huh? That's awesome, man. WrestleMania. You know, the thing is, theme aside, you know, I'm neither here nor there. And when people say they don't care about theme, that's sort of bullshit, you know, because when you're buying a thing for your house, it matters. But I don't know how I feel about WrestleMania. I'm thinking you probably do. It looks fine. I won't know until I play it. So that means Brad, then Richie, then Jack and Dan. I was going to go first. You were going to get Nick to jump in? We will forego Nick. He's coming to go. I mean, with this team, you don't even really need him. But I will. I will. I can help you. That's right, actually. Well, I mean, this particular machine is set up pretty fast right now, right? Yeah. Oh, we have this set up pretty hard by the way. I mean you still gotta know where the shots are and try and get a feel for the bounces. But maybe I'll do the Bowen strategy of get everything one shot away before doing anything. That's typically how it's blown up here. When we've gotten our big scores. So that came in order, and now we're going to start racking up points. I have room to add one or two more minutes. I guess I'm close. Might as well take it. That's probably done. Remember what I said earlier for gifts? Oh, no. The real cheesy. Where are you from, brother? Most of our chat is from overseas. We are in the Midwest of the United States. Murder. That happens more than you think it would on this game. The holding up the left flipper from the in lane, it just goes right out. You were playing Iron Man. That was a game that didn't sell due to the... It's funny when you play it for a while and the first place still doesn't have a in lane. Yeah. It's not really a high scoring game. No. Unless you just play both. Then it can't be. Or do or die. You're from California. That's awesome. Commuted's in California. So, what, you are two hours ahead of us? Behind? Oh, Maryland. Perfect. Uh, yes, okay, that's me. Maryland. Don't get beat up out there, Brett. We got some, we got some, we got some ruffians up in the dead flip. Yeah. Oh, farts. And get rid of it. That right ramp is 50-50 for me, man. Yeah. Yep. I thought he was a fan of the way the race was. Oh, you see. Like, it's such a... I need to go hard on the abuse score. At least the winning score. I like the left ramp a lot. Yeah. Like, a lot. So, I did not want him to come up just now, folks. I'm in the middle of bogeys, and now I have a giant freaking toy blocking one of my ramps. So, we're airballing here. Is that something you're tracking there? Are you ever dated? Probably can't see them from the... It's your time, running out! Don't stand behind me. ...in the lower quarters. Ah, crap. Sis-flip, with the follow, tell mom and dad I said hi. So we got a mom-flip, a dad-flip, and a sis-flip now? Now we need a bro-flip. Oh, I think we have a bro-flip. We also have a cousin-flip, maybe? Oh, that movie's good. Cousins? No, any of them flip. Because I don't know who they are. Can't flip? Airballs are a no-go. You got it, dude. I'm going to like this next to blast. Before I forget that. When you hear a blood-curdling sound in your ear thing. Speakers? Ear hole? In your ear hole. I'm just having a giant freaking toy blocking my ramps. Yeah, that's it. Mustang might have gained more Steam-based sales had it been more generic. Like Ford racing rather than one model. That might be true. That might be true. Um, I'm doing this now. Or not Ford. Yeah, there you go, next one. I don't know. Mustang... Mustang's interesting. Another game that when it came out I didn't care for and they updated the code and it made it more exciting. That game's a ton of fun with the new code, actually. That game's a ton of fun with the new code, actually. Yeah. Isn't that what you feel about a lot of games that come out? Absolutely. Absolutely. Metallica? There was something about new machines. That was the post-hats try and save the ball. It didn't work. Really? None of those spinners could do anything? Jada, don't put anything on a straw pole. That's going to hurt you, buddy. Like how many times Jack swears into the mic? I really got to find this guy. How many times Crystal says something hypersexualized? Because she likes to make just the tits. Wow. I think you should start a... What is that? Wow. I've never heard that before. What is that? I'm just thinking. What the hell just happened? You know what? When I went into Pindrozer and put in my own audio for one of the tilts on this thing, I think it unlocked sounds they didn't mean to have. I mean there sounds that have really low priorities that you not supposed to hear very often I think that one of them All right stop this I like the Mustang pin because it has like a neat strategy to it Also similar to ACDC, you get to change how you play the game. So, there it is. In Mustang? Yeah. You'd like to see a Fiat 500 table? You could turn a Fiat 500 into a pinball machine. Don't hurt yourself, Richie. Alright, so I crapped. And that's the end of the sentence. I crapped. I think I heard that it's forgotten on your multiple and didn't raise the monitor. So the monitor's up. We're going to beat him up a little bit. That makes it better because then I wouldn't have raised it. No, dude. The settings that we have are technically easier, but make it harder because he's in the way more. What's going on here? This is the default, the normal setting, but the harder setting. Are you absolutely kidding me? I just slapped, juggled that thing down the journey. That thing is sort of annoying. It's all good stuff. It takes a skill shot. Oh, it actually takes a skill, yeah. Blue Continental, just the tip. There you go, darling. There she is. You heard me talking crap about you. By the way, your chili was fantastic. And it lit my insides on fire. That's not why. It's probably because you're not on the screen. Yeah, right. You are one spinner shot away from getting them on your own. Just the tip. Just the tip. kids. We're doing another video? We're doing another video? That looks like another game. So gross. The tip jar. Yeah. Gross. Guys, all right, we're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. That is not a name for a lady's private part. Put it on the tip jar. All right, where are we at here? Oh, there's no list in it. You've got to update your code, man. Oh, we're behind? Yeah, they released an update with the VE. Really? You put multidisc non-unit on? Yeah. You can. Interesting. I did not realize that. It just gives you a status. I'm going to have to supply these. I need to catch up with you. Other than that, I don't think it really does anything. Oh. We're side drain airbags. What? A Volvo table? Wow. I'm just missing everything. Richie Townsend. We cracked a bet on that one. All right. What are the scores you expect to see in this game? You can, honestly, if you can get $10 million on this game, you deserve a pat on the back. Let's get a pat on the back here. Dad, I'm trying to do a pet on the back. Yo, girl, just give me a pet on the back. Thanks, Dad. Yeah, that's the worst thing in the world is being in a ball three trying to get through six hundred shots. And if you just taste it and toss it, red space. That was a hard match for double scoring. All right, so where does that leave us? Jack, Brad, Dan. Richie gets nothing. Richie gets that. Jack, Brad, Dan. So we're doing 3-2-1-0. Alright. To what? Uh, to... I don't know. It's 5-30 and the walk takes maybe five minutes. It's not five minutes. Like, you're on a wire or something right off the front of it. It's kind of cool. In Bonelove? Yeah, like under the... Yeah, they're doing that by the Italian restaurant. Did I see you on the bus? Yes. That's what it is. You said my name, and I'm like, that looks like Dan. That might be Dan. It's Dan. It was Dan. I saw Dan on the bus. It's Dan. Jaded, take that straw poll link and post it somewhere else so you don't lose it, buddy. I usually post mine on Facebook and Twitter so I can go back and look at them. Nick Hamble. I'll do that for a fast score. No. That's not fair. No. What? Sub it for each one. I'm trying to get the key out here. If you want to run a tournament, he has it. Do you want to run a tournament? Yes, I do. I just want people to know. I just want to just slap it. Did you guys know that Volvo invented the e-celt and the airbag? Yes. Wow. Okay. Um. Be careful. Be careful, sir. Ricky's downstairs getting arrested right now. Ding dong. Don't ever do that right now. Honestly, all the times that I did it, I can never figure out actually where it is. If I'm going for the randoms, it's probably better to just backhand the left one, right? Mm-hmm. So Richie has a minute before I cleanse his ball. Because I'm not dealing with this crap. Right here. Stopwatch. What other internet facts do people want? Yeah, what else you got, kids? What are other awesome internet things? Individual tilts still have to be counted by... Get it! individual tilts or orcs? Not individual tilts. Good lord. Well, I guess that would be terrible. It would just be Nick with all the tilts. Probably, uh, Volvo has always been very safety-boring. Safety-boring? Safety-boring. Safety-boring. Alright, Richie's got less than 30 seconds. He's not going to be happy. Because I am not waiting for this crap. Open the straw poll, guys. I think it was AMC that first did, like, padded dashes and breakaway steering wheels. Brick? Yeah, padded dashes and breakaway steering wheels. Not like a steel ring that you just, like, you know, break your face out of. All right. Sorry, Richie. Yeah, that's okay. Um, so for the straw poll, Jaded, when you say individual dangers and total dangers... Lazarus shots. Is that a shot you make thinking it's a Lazarus, or is that a... Bye, Richie. No, I'm not going to let you. Oh, you're not going to let me choose multiples? Pick one. Individual tilt? Oh, what am I doing? Where are you, Richie? I'm going to play one-handed until Richie gets it. Richie, this is your ball. Oh, sorry, Eugene. Realistically, you're beating everyone except for me. And I only meant to plunge it and accidentally flipped at it. Here's a tip. Always have pizza around to solve empty-headedness. Is that Pizza Fan? Pizza Fan. Well, he's right there, and his name's impossible to read. You chose. If you chose that color, which I'm guessing you didn't. You can't choose it, no. I'm pretty sure, because Jaded's name is always that color, and Lord Squeak's name is always that color. That might be because they've got the... Mine is always a random color. The sword? I gave him the sword. The sword of power. He gets the... Jaded, if he wants, gets to ban people. I still gave him the sword. Give him the sword. It's dangerous to go alone, Jaded. Take this. Take this mod sword. Oh, my lanta. Okay, it was first I tried to drain your ball. It wouldn't drain. Then I played one-handed. I didn't choose the color, but the color of the teacher was fine by me. Just so you know, it's like a neon green on our screen. Aren't tournament rules you have to tilt the ball of the no-show? You don't have to tilt it. You can plunge it. That was S3? Because tilting can sometimes tilt through the next player. Yeah, challenge time. And first of all, you can only aim shots with the left. Second of all, you can only use shots with the right. You can use the other flipper, but not aim. What? Oh, you want me to loot. Oh, sorry. I'm serious. You can only aim shots with the left. Not make them aim shots. So that means I can flip on the fly, but if I cradle... I have no idea what you're talking about. What's a library about? Use theater mode and the chat is not as hard to see. Also, hi all. Osric. Welcome, buddy. Thanks for coming. Use theater mode and chat is not hard to see. We do a pop-out chat because of the machine we're working on. we need to streamline and minimize everything that's going on. And because this screen needs to be modular and mobile, we can only use one monitor, which is hooked to the laptop that we're looking at. Oh, man, Dave is coming for it. Well, now if he gets Iron Man's tech time, all right, we've got to see what happens. No, he still has one more shot. Oh, he won't let me. No! Nice. Nice one, guys. All right, Richie. Richie, one-handed. Should I just plunge? I'll probably get a higher score than all of you. Play your ball. Oh, nice, Lord Squeak. Okay, that makes a lot more sense. If I'm cradled, I can only shoot with the left foot. I like it. I'm sturdy. You'd be good trading? Are you hitting at me? Or were you trying to say it would be good trading? Oh, I'm stuck. There you go. There you go. You corrected yourself. Yeah, I'm just going to wait. Oh, Richie. Oh. Did you get that airball? Whoa, droney. Just ram it into the glass. That is a tipped-tuck ball so far. Okay. Yes. It gets stuck above that top bumper, and it gets stuck above the post. Airball cam, free throw. Should not have hit that. You can get another cam and take it to the... To the monitor? No. No. Crap, I started joking. I mean, a camera in the machine, like on top of the plastic would be cool. Actually, we have a goat. I want it in the grain. Yeah. Come on. No. Yeah. Ah. You're right. You still have both going on your head. I do. Ah. She's got the Boston Base Camp. Boston Base Camp. Um, I was first, yeah? Yeah. Richie. Yeah. Mitchie. You're okay. You're two million away from a pat on the back. From a real, I can't wait to get that pat on the back. From an absolute manly pat on the back. Like a bad hug? Yo, dad hugs. How about a flipper cam like they use in all the poker journeys? God, you guys would throw up so hard. Oh, wait, do you mean tape it to the flippers or put it here? Because I could probably rig up a camera to look down on this, but I don't know. Monger shot. So we've got to get Monger back up by hitting a splitter shot. Camera, camera. Oh, God, no. I never had to pay for this sort of thing. I never had to pay for this sort of thing. He's talking about sex. Donate to kids. Kids. Kids, donate to yourself. All right. That was a monger hit, but it didn't do anything. No, come down. No. No. Three million down the drain, kids. Oh, I was making some cash up there? You fucking shit. Donate to kids, I'm sorry. Really? Oh yeah, a suction cup, GPS mount on the glasses on the apron. The only thing about our stream is, our stream is mobile-enhanced tournaments, and we want to make sure we don't show anything that we can't have in an IP-expansive tournament. No one is ever going to want to play with a camera right here. or anything too close to their head or too close to their face. And this is all just a very nice bubble of staying the hell away from me. The DMV's camera does a good job of not being down here. Yeah, it's out of the way. And when there isn't a machine here, it could obviously extend and stand up too. 200,000. So, Richie, you have to still call out, I'm sorry. I gave you a million more. That's true. Here's the deal. Play your call, and I'll subtract 980. Thanks, Jay. We think this treatment setup works out pretty well. The only tweak we might ever do is maybe pull the top cam out and tilt it so that we're getting plate-field-energy in the heat, so we can use the third camera for stupid, fun stuff. Like a crock-cam. Haha! I didn't like the top cam. I liked the separate one. Separate? Yeah. So, Yancy, the way we're going to stream on Saturday is we're probably going to pick one game to stream on all day, and then when finals come around, we're going to ask what game it is and set up on that machine. Also, I heard there's a secret. Your warm machine's on Saturday, and I'm not allowed to tell if it's hot. But if you watch the stream on Saturday, you're going to be blown away. Obviously, the real setup would have the players in full marker tracking sensors, and everything would be painted green for green screen overlays. You know what I mean, green screen overlays? We got all these fancy, you know, what name do I want to give Dan right now? Does he seem like an arrogant marketer? I think you should have made one there, right? No. I do not have one for Dan. Dude, I cannot hit that fucking shot. He did put the cap in that on there. I know he did. There is a... You're hitting everything but that. I know, right? Thank you. Oh, my God. Ooh, money, dude. You're ramps, man. If you got airman rolling, you want better action. And two freaking hits to whiplash. Yep. That's pretty monger, man. How good are you? You made it on purpose. You wanted to stay. Yeah, I had no idea. May as well bring monger up. You don't want Monger before War Machine. Or no, you want War Machine before you hit the flash. Which disables the flash. You think I can hit War Machine? You can. I'm just not the hero type. It's easier to backhand by time than this. I could make a... Oh, yeah, you know, I guess I could just type this menu. Oh, it's a generic one. Yeah, that's true. That was a good tip. Lighter nitpick. Bottom thirds might look better as the top thirds since faces of players are always fairly low on screen. You know, I can change it per player. So for, like, Brad, I can make his a top third. And for Chuck, I can make him a fourth third. Not saying anything, brother. Well, that picture is me hanging out. Yeah. Oh. Speak of the devil. Wow. That was amazing. Say his name and you shall hear. I got stuck by some guy in the 15. No, it's like Don Alton's spot. He's trying to back into the building. The one guy's trying to guide him to the car. No, no, no. To the cars that were over in front of the building. No, he just kept pulling forward. He just went a little farther to the front. It wasn't a work, it's not a work. It wasn't a work, it's not a work. So we're starting over to do the record. We can. We certainly can. Actually, you know what? Let's do that. You want to do that? Yes. I'll take it personal. Committed to kill says Chuck is here to put everyone to shame. I just had my championship. Championship. Who won? He whooped us. Who won? By like a point. It was pretty good. Who was leading all along up until about... Yeah, I can't remember. Somebody lost after that? Is there a freaking iPad in here somewhere? Do you see an iPad? No. All right, give me a second. So to keep the people bored, I'll play a quick practice game. Yeah, you can. No practicing, Chuck. Leave it to you. Well, you guys all just played. We didn't play. You were just practicing, right? So, okay, hold on. See, he's going to take you a second to set that up anyway. So there you go. With a... Oh, no. Is it in there? That's good. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm going to go down to the school or the day. You can do that. I'll just do the wine bar. There's a bunch of people. Now if you want to link your name to Jack McClellan, Oh! then you definitely want to put it on the end, though. Just tell me your next message from others. Let's go, Mom's going to sign your name. It's the on-air unboxing of a knife-head ninja. Cookies need love. Is Chuck warming up? Yes, Chuck warmed up. I'm good. I'm ready. Let's do it. Chuck and Chip fans. That's right. There we go. Alright, so, let's see. Where's the Chuck loses Breckle over set up here? Oh, that must be it. Turney. That's a pretty standard sound. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Chuck's fighting off. Breckle up live. Okay. Format, knockout, strike two. Yeah, sure. Random doubles, that means nothing. Suggested payouts? All right. Put like 500,000 bucks in there or something. Yeah, right. You guys, okay, hold on. That makes you a professional, though. You can't play it. Reckon it live. It's interesting to see what the payout is. New turn. Here we go. So this one's called Dead Slip. Come on, man. How do you delete? Flip. Like free game or some shit. You're going to bottom lunch tonight, right Chuck? Yes, I am. If I could get out. I already got stuck once and a young lady came to help push me out. Except I left her driving and I pushed her. Chuck's services are no longer required. Is Nick in the dress? Success. Put him in. DQ him. He's not available. Close. So if you go to live.brackalote.com, you can see what we're about to do here. So knockout, two strikes, random doubles, balanced, great. We've got players at player. We have Richie, DaddyDigRide, gotcha. We've got Chuck, BigPapaC14, Brad, I don't have a quirky nickname for you yet. Dan Thompson. Jack O'Donger. Close. Five dudes. Six dudes. Six gross dudes. Nicholas, Jay, Michael Jackson, Freddy Krueger, Tom Antonio Cruz, Campbell. Alright, arenas. It's alright, man. We get it. You ready? Start my tournament. So we got Dan Thompson versus Chuck Jackson on Iron Man. What's going on? I don't have a coin, so. We'll flip Brad. We'll flip Brad. We got a dime here. Okay. It's a normal dime. It works. Gotcha. Okay. You go first. I'm a bigger piece. That would be great. That would surprise me. I would like to go back and link this again into a freaking studio. You go outside and come in and see me on the side. I will never. I will never go outside. Great. You got this, Dan. Dan the man. Dan the man. Dan the man. Yep, see there you go. Big lead right off the bat. See, look at that. Oh, ball save. Thank you. They forgot to turn off the dead flip mode. Dan's not happy with the ball save. Chuckie is cramping out. Fantastic. Nick Campbell versus Rich Johnson. Oh, wait, is this the same? Yeah. Yeah. I recognize the feel of this label. This is a delicious beer. Yes, it is. Oh, there's the mouse. It's in the lion's lower duct. Jack should be a commentator for Pimbal. Oh, you don't want that. Oh! Ground assault, drunk. It'd be more swearing than... Drunk fucking drink. That's why it's... Oh, I mean, donate to kids. That's why it's color commentary. Color commentary. Do you mean just a hit for the kids Just a hit for the kids Uh gross Initiate phobie change Keep it clean kids this is a safer work pinball Unless Crustle's here. Let's call it Crustle. Crustle? More disgusting. We could call it Crustall. Crustall, that makes it sound extra rancid. Here's snobbery. What's with the worried face? What's up, bro? Rock me here. What's up, buddy? I'm drinking the Apex Predator from Off-Court Brewery. Fuck! Made from pills, white wheat, and honey malt. Chuck has to fund his ball. That's a win for old Cutler. It's one. We got a bogey. There we go. Is it too much to ask for bullets? There you go. Respectfully feared. That's right. Next up, Nick Campbell and Richie Townsend playing on Iron Man. This is a double elimination tournament that we have started, and I posted the link in the chat, folks. Here's a quarter. Make it 30. Call it. And it's a doubleheader tournament. That's a head. You go first, my friend. Woo-hoo! Just what I wanted. Hey, Internet. I got a booger. It's been too long, baby. They call me too long. Good start. Good start. I'll say it. Deadflip mode. Wait, deadflip mode squad. Yo, that's pretty good. DFS? Yeah. Well, DFMS. DFMS. Deadflip mode squad. Chuck is currently getting a high score in the bathroom. I'll get my boy. Look out, look out, look out. Look out, look out, look out. The truck. Truck machine. That was dirty. Thanks, bro. What's he going to do? What's he going to do? Oh, wow. Oh, he's taking the bow and approach. He's getting everything lift. Uh-oh. Before Richie runs a clinic on him. We already have not one going. I don't trust having him lit because he'll accidentally start. That's okay. That's okay. Sounded like a droning baloney. Drone him up. We got a boogie. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Hit him. Oh there's the monster. What thing? Wait, are you and Chuck just hanging out in the background? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. That was like a game or something like crashing yourself. Shorty, does this keep the game to you? Oh, no. Richie, come on, man. 7-0 on the first ball. You win this. All right. I will not accept anything else. Nick Campbell. That is a half-mil one on ball one. Keep it clean. Inter-assault drop. Cradle. Generation on flippin'. Good score! Oh! Oh! The metal truss is not in me! You don't trust anything off of plastic. Don't trust the metal and the plastic. That was gonna be good! There was like at least four times I wanted you to cradle. I was about to kick your flippers off. I ran the, uh, the elbow. Yeah. So who will win this tournament? That's a great question. It's a double knockout, so you know Dan lost his first game. He's not done. Hippie? You ever hippie? Hey, we know what this is. Worst case scenario, go down. No, hippies are not people. Listen, go to a fish concert. No, go to, hold on. Don't do a... No, not even that. How did I get the ball today? I love everyone. You said you went to go see a band, and... Atorita! Thanks for the follow! You went to see a band, and you're like, this is going to be great. And then, it was like, it was the worst crowd. Was it Cake? No, what was it? Oh, uh, Ween. Ah! Ween has the worst fans, man. Great band. Great band. We're fans. We're fans. If you're a ween fan, I love you. I'm not talking about you, Dexel. No, you can be a fan. Just don't be an asshole. Don't eat the kids. I'm not doing one here. I'm trying to go for the, oh, God. Stop this three times back in the day. Shit. Not me. Yeah, ween is the best. I like the ween. I'm going to go for. Yeah, you do. Say that again, Mager, please. I'm going to go for warmest ween and then Mager. Eric Martin is a big fish. Oh, real big fish. He's a real big fish. He's a real big fish. Oh, man. I think you pronounced the emphasis wrong. No, he's a real big fish. Can't hit that worm if she can poke. Too late. Yes, he says, I'm a huge wing fan. Story check that out. We're pretty bad. Thanks, bro. Yeah. Might be a technical fan. Yeah, well, you know, there's that, too. Everyone's got their thing. Oh, no. Did I get it? Ha ha! What am I looking at right now? Let me see that. Just average. You made it, Jeff. It was that black bag. We have a story. Iron Man analyzes dead flip DNA. Knows what it's all saying. Ooh. Uh, I don't know. When I was seeing killed non-stop on Fishtail, yeah, I'm pretty happy with it. Because I was pretty glad. Cheers. Cheers, Vincy. So, Nick Cramphel. All right. Alright, so Jack Gage here with Brad Smith. That's right. The winners go over there. I gave someone a quarter. Oh yeah. We're in this. We're in this. We got a half a year. Two quarters. Yes. Is this Taylor? Yes it is. What do you saw? No, I saw Taylor's also. Brad was calling. Oh, it's like our picture's a joke. Who played? I guess I... You're... Play. I played. Kick is the only band I've seen where the band was worse than the crowd. Okay. Cashin' Power. So I have to play Brad Smith. Brad Smith is a monster. He's a monster of the midway, not the stern. Get it? Ooh, that's good. Yeah. Monster of the midway, not the stern. Football reference for you sports ball kids out there. That's what I meant. He's a monster in the midway, not the stern. All right. Oh. Oh. Okay, there we go. There we go. Chuck. There's no way you should have survived that one. How many did it go under there and screw that leg? All these legs. Well, I mean the levelers, not so much the legs. The levelers. I ain't touching this thing yet. What am I thinking? What am I thinking? I don't tilt. And Jack tilts his first ball. Thanks, Jaden. Thanks for telling everybody. Okay, they didn't see it. I did a post on the forum. That's exactly how we laid off. Because, you know, like, how to have your setup, you know, that's like boot and bugs. Some people are using, like, cars and shit. I'm like, free webcams and an audio program can delay your audio, and you're done. That's all the money you've got to spend. outside of getting a crit camp. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Crit camp. My man. My man. Or lady. My lady. My lady. My lady. Alright, so yeah, Jada's right. You got a pretty close game here. This is not good for old Andrew here. Alright. So, I am going to ramp out to get my bogeys. So, two more hits? Or one more hit to get a bogey? Chuck Jackson loves making fun of me! Wait, oh hey, it's Laura Beeson! Folks, we have a girl here now, what are we going to do? Everyone put your pants on. Shit. Shit. Aw, look at you reading Facebook. Jack is the droopy. I'm not droopy. That was a weird... That was a bad feed from the frickin' pop. I can't believe it. Defeat the drone target. It's a free word, huh? No, it's just a... It's a... You know what? He's better. Well, actually, bottom left here. I forgot about that. I don't know. Thank you. Nice. Thanks, guys. Remark. Okay. You're getting some. ACBU, thanks for the phone, buddy. Or darling, or friend. Thanks for watching us beat the crap out of each other on a game that hates every human that ever plays it. Progress was made. Progress was made this day. Cool. I need to take a trip to Chicago again sometime. Yeah, man, get over here. Play some pinball. We'll have you on the stream. Maybe wait a month or so. Wait, what? It's cold. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Do not come to Chicago right now. We're trapped here in the city. there's like a like a 400 foot wall of ice around us like what is that freaking Game of Thrones shit going on Game of Thrones I don't know oh and zombies right there's like a zombie yeah like white walkers Bob Bob Saget or whatever someone said behind me the well walkers Shut up, don't tilt or I'll kick your butt. Woo! Folks, feeling good. Collecting drones and draining balls. Alright, here's where the rocking music comes in. So if I hit War Machine again, that would be an add-a-frick. Well, I crapped that away. An add-a-what? That's the best black multiball I've seen. Mom? Internet? Mom? Internet? The Carl Weathers is terrible up here in Michigan as well. Well, you know what? I don't envy any person in the Midwest right now. Not even me? Are you? Do not touch the game, Nick Campbell. Do you have a couple dangers, buddy? I have four dangers. He doubled danger in his second ball, which he should have had until five. And now he's done it again. I have four dangers. That's killing. Oh, my God. Who do you have? He lost his momentum with the ball. Namaste. Oh my life. Three shots for War Machine, three shots for Blast. Oh, nice. Nice. I really wouldn't want to still shout. No, that's great. That happens. Oh my God. Get out of there. What's this? What's this? What's this ball save shit? This is Jet Flip. This is Jet Flip. This isn't like Chuck E. Cheese, kid flip beer mania. Kids don't drink beer. That's terrible. Some do. You're right. Here, give me a lesson. Oh, no! No! Donald Danger is no-tone. I'm fixed in that leg. That just rattles a lot. I broke the game. Yeah, so Brad shifted all of it. Okay, yeah. Chuck, you're a monster. You just... Chuck angry. I think I'm good. That's okay. You don't want me turning green. That's fine. You good? Don't dream some musicals. Yeah, it's better. It's still wobbly. It's not good. You should probably tighten the back legs. I think I might tighten that in water. Yo, Nick, tighten your bottom, dude. You might need to stay in the lake holes. That sounds like a clinch. Oh, here it is. Ah, Richie. No, I see that. Brad versus Chuck. Brad versus Chuck next. He lost one. Oh, no, it's Braxton. I'm on him now. No, I should be playing with the wooden fracket. Do not make me use my pre-cubic voice. Oh, it gets real high? Oh, here we go. I think you can tighten these up too. Yeah, I'm sorry folks for having a little maintenance break here. Can we use something real all the way? Would that be bad for this? Oh yeah, they're super loose. These three are still leg-only, of course. Yeah, the leg. The extra left one. And twist slowly. Perfect is great. So I didn't tighten the legs up after that. Yeah. Do you know what thing you're going to be using, Michael? I do. You've got to tighten these. The front will be good. Fairly awesome. The back is the left. The left back definitely needs to be tightened. One question. You'll never know. You play a lot of Gimbel. You've got to tighten them like every other week. Grab the back. Jay Brand, you're not on the screen because you don't want this stuff. Where does Jay Brand live? McHenry. Well, McHenry. It's a long ride. Well, obviously, I can come in. We're going to find out soon. Campbell, you are just a maintenance man. Maintenance man. My maintenance man. Also, this game is... A lot of it is probably... Hold on, let me... That is so warbly, man. Eh, whatever. We all play with the same detriment. this week. So it's like crazy. Hold on. I gotta, I gotta flip the camera here. Who's a, who's, who's, who's we got? It is Brad Smith versus Chuck, Chuck Luck. Brad and Chuck Jackson. Well, not Brad and Chuck Jackson. Brad, Brad, Brad and Chuck Jackson. Real big fish man. Guys, I'm a real big fish man. Junkhead. That's stupid. That's a dumb joke, but I love it. I love dumb jokes. Why don't they have casinos in the jungle? Welcome to the jungle. Too many cheetahs. Oh, boo. Too many puppies? I was wearing the same thing last night. It's the same color as the game. It's really pretty. Oh, look at that. I just came off the game, too. Look at that. Yeah. Okay, I got to say, it looks great. It's great. It's not a Hanford or House of Cluster. It's skin tone. You know what it is. It's crooked to the wall. It's angled. Angled retentive. Oh, the game's not straight. I proved that to you with Trump last night. Yeah, it's all about angled retentive. Yes, yes. The overlap between football players and OCD is very high. That diagram is real. If you remember Trump was angled and I didn't say that, it wasn't a straight mouth. Yeah, I put a good score on there. Do you like Spectrum, OCD, BD, Timbal? No, I don't. There's eight Spectrums. Spectrum's just like, woo-hoo. Spectrum's all you can do. There's no color overlap there in the middle. It's just solid. Where is that fucking ramp? It's right there. One pipe run home. A go-goat says that he's probably going to have to tell that joke to everyone. Too many feet in. A ten-year-old's over there. God, ten-year-olds. Oh, no. Oh, thanks. Typically, you're... I like that girl's jokes. Chuck, you got it back? I put the switch on for you. I have all this. Get up there. Old bed. Son of a gun! Son of a gun! Son of a gun! I smell fire. I didn't even know if it was going to be like, maybe like a small team. Things that we nailed that, we got out of it. If you can get out of the room, we're going to do it. I guess if we chuck the name, maybe we can get out of here. Oh, God. Start my own team. Somebody else was going to do that. Everybody's coming back. Everybody's coming back. Hey, the ramps are there. Woo-hoo! Look at this game. 3,719,000 to 3,567,000. Committed to kill says break Iron Man's leg. Oh, thank you. What the heck was that? Oh, come on. Yeah, thank you. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Thank you. Seriously? Oh, come on. It's the easiest shot in the game. Yeah. Chuck, look. Here we go. Here we go. All right, Dave Thompson versus Nick Campbell. Nick? I don't really know what it sounds like. Is it more like... Yeah, yeah. All right, well, one of the... Yeah. I've never played this before. Does Gabe play Iron Man from Sabbath? The real GV does not play the Sabbath song at all. Or, yeah, it doesn't play Sabbath. They call me Mustachio Nick Silverball. Oh, you're welcome. James Hudson versus Dick Cannon. I was thinking that I was going to land. But now that I think about it, Now I'm thinking about it, I think on the edge, like, pushes it over. Wait, it's nervous. Do you want to put the game on the point? Oh, okay. It's just real. I'm working. Let's put it in. It's a win. It's a battle. Sweet. We need the bottle button. We need a giant bottle. We need a bottle. It's like, I'll leave it. The, uh, pop-o-matic. Pop-o-matic. Pop-o-matic. Pop-o-matic. Thank you. Oh, is that you? Okay. Pop-o-matic. What was the game with the mother of ice? Yeah, that was called a pop-o-matic. That's not what they call them now. It's a truck. The thing was called pop-o-matic. What if the coin lands on its side? Then you flip it. Then the universe appears. It's like the double zero and we're like... I still don't think you can pick... I still don't think you can do eyes and evens for two dice because eyes will always cost more options. Is it really two dice? It's fun getting into trouble. Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble. How are you, man? Oh, you're not live. You're just talking to nobody. We're not? I'm kidding. Look at all the lights. This light. This light. Talk to the mic. This light. This light. Okay, here we go. This is kind of on the app. Whoa, okay. All right, one shot for Mondrian. All right. There he is. Say hello to Jeffrey. This is Jeffrey's third pinball piece. Oh off with the playing field Charlie Paul one hit two hits away from motion One hit away from on You got a line You got a line? Oh, come on! Good monitor setup. There we go. Come on down. Nothing. I got nothing from that ball. I deserve that. Ball out. Oh, shoot. Don't do it. You mother. I got that one. multiball tilt. Oh, no. We didn't have work. That was the worst of everything. The multiball tilt. Shoot. What's the word? Zero. I don't know why it's so close. I don't know why it's so close. Thank you. War Machine, Monger, Drones. There we go. Hey! Yeah. Richie and Jack. Nick wins. Richie and Jack. I was born with a colon. I have no joke for breathing shit out of this in the bathroom about two hours in. But it's still fine. It really smells bad. Call in here. Hey, what's up? What's up? I'm going to do a movie for you. That's a little close. Richie goes first. No, you go first. This is pretty. It's free. It's free. Yeah. Boom. I already got a danger right away. And then, great. Let's go. Did we start it? Oh, we did start it. Smudging. Smudging. Anybody out there in the pinball world, smudge it. Oh, my God, stop talking about smudging. No one smudges. Yeah, come on. You're embarrassing yourself. I'm not smudging. You're not losing your track. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Are you a big fish fan? I'm a real big fish fan. Why does it sound so good? It's like it blows. It's like cornucopia. It's like a fun thing to say. It's like a fun thing to say. All right, so I got my skills shot. Who sings that? Never had to knock the wood. Oh, that's the Mighty Mighty Boss song. That's not really a fish? No. That's Mighty Mighty Brats though? Mighty Mighty Brats. Okay, who's the band with the dancers? Mighty Mighty Brats. Okay, Mighty Mighty Brats. There's Uncle Carney. Carmy? Carmy. Uncle Carney. Laura thinks she doesn't need glasses. Okay What Who wrote the theme song For America's Funniest Story from the friends next door The new one They never told The new one sounds like It's really sick We want to be a star tonight So let that camera roll Laura it's because You're a girl on Twitch They don't care what it is They've 23 years old You're a crisp smudger. Is it like a hippie thing? Dude, it's all, it's the biggest hippie thing. Let me like say, if you're ready. I'm definitely, definitely going to be calling it granola. Okay. But I hear granola moms are called crunchy moms. Crunchy moms. You're a crunchy mom if you're into like, you know, breath-taking openly and, you know, I was just doing the thing you should be doing. That's not, that's not. I get crunchy now. It's like the organic stuff. All right. Hey, I heard that at NPR. I'm really jealous of you guys right now. Let's get in touch with you, buddy. Yeah, I was going to say. Listen, people that are here, I'm going to listen to the NPR call out. Come on. What? Don't call three? Yep. Richie. Damn it. I had Mondra about a second ago. Stories from the friends next door, they never told. You might be in star tonight, so let that camera roll. Guess who got a vibe? Scott. Scott. Scott. Uh-oh. Let's do the battle. Let's go. Let's go. Good point. Folks, so I am undefeated. Nicholas Campbell is undefeated. Chuckaleth Jackswan is undefeated. But Chuck gives a bye. Chuck Pop-o-matic Jackson. Chuck Pop-o-matic Jackson? You need guns going off when you fucking say that, don't you? Donate the kids, sorry. Call it in the air. Hey, put it in the air. I was swallowing. Is that what you're shooting? No, that was in the air. Hey, you go first. All right, well, I have $8 million. This will be cute. Stories from the friends they stole. They never know. You might see a star tonight. The lights at camera low. You're the red, white, and blue. Yeah, we should appreciate that. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you don't want to hear it sing. I'm just thinking there's like 10 other things here. I'm just wanting to play football. Oh. What? Play your first ball. Look at this. This is my first ball. Can I add my points to this? Alright, we're done. Uh oh. You're gonna shake it to the alley? Both. Watch this. I'm gonna power it out. Aww. I wanted to... Alright, good luck Jack Danger. Good luck Nick Campbell. Have you ever won $10,000 for something? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Me too. We're money buddies. Yeah, we're money buddies. Oh, that's stupid. That's good. All right. That's like a good barter. Would you believe us if we both told you? We both won $10,000. That's a good barter. In like separate, completely separate endeavors. Yeah. 20 years apart. Also 20 years apart. All right, good start, good start, good start. Not a million. Good start. All right, internet, here we go. Just let that go. Up and up, up and up. Up and up. Up the right and a clean. And a clean and a clean. And a pop and a quit. Yes, you should. I want 10K doing something with that money. It's long gone. Oh, shit. Nancy, me too. I'm sure Nick's probably in the same boat. Not mine. I saved it. You still got that money? No, that money went to... Oh, no. What? Come on. Went to beer. Oh! Whoa! Oh, we got a terrible game going. So the skill shot will have me tied up. Tied up. Tied up. And I don't know what he hears, but I know you got me swimming. Tied up. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. I don't know if I'm speaking on you. Nailed it. Smudging is some very cool booboo. Yo, we're looking good. Let's see you burning stage in abalone shells. Some crap like that. Don't flip it. What are you guys talking about? Just go home. Hotel. Hotel. Hotel. Hotel. In an abalone shell. All right, that's two dangers. Abalone. Yeah, baloney. Whoa. Oh, you're getting some spicy. Come on. Here's some more for you. That was early. You know what? That should have been what I did with that 10K, was buy a pinball and cheese. That's right. Telling him. Yeah. Mega neck. I'm wearing magnets. It would be dope. Really? My man. Is that on the board? No. Hit the jackpot! There you go. Oh, God. Nick is running a clinic. I'm looking. Oh! That's great. Now, don't fret, folks. Whoever loses this battle still has one more chance to win. Oh! Nick is putting up a balanced tour. Oh, shark. Oh, shark. Oh, body. Oh, body. Pick a body. We're better at this. The battle of the privileged. Okay, so folks, we are on ball three. I have mongers sort of ready, but we are a little bit in jail here, so I have nothing lit. Do you have some smudging? Yo, rage meter's coming out there. I'm just saying. Look at this crap. Look at this crap. Look at this crap. Hey, man. So, we want a monger shot, but I think bogeys would be my quickest way of catching up. I guess, yeah. Not putting you just half cramp, a hand cramp. My freaking watch went off asking me to pay a damn bill. Thanks, cleaning lady. J.D., you've got to smudge some sage, man. I'm going to smudge your butthole. I'm actually growing it in my car right now. You've got all the ingredients. Pick him over to Chuck. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. All right. Here we go. All right. Under there. Under there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Take it, Chuck. Oh, no. Take it. Really? Second for Chuck. That's me. I'm the baby. Second for Chuck. Here we go, Internet. Me and Chuck. We're done. We're done. Okay, clean. Pick a chat and take it over. Well, that's not the shot I wanted. Thank you, Flash. He held it for you. Oh, shit. We all have to work. Sorry. Whoa! Don't leave the kids. All right. All right. Let's see. At least cover that. Got to cover it. And so. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Yes. Have you guys ever played the Transformers pit? Oh, at Great Lakes. At Great Lakes Road. We played the crap out of that. Both the pro and the premium. And the pro now. This isn't the one. Did you bring a brand new one earlier? No, that was a Crystal. Crystal. It's a Crystal. I've had another one here since that was newer. So basically, it's a brand new one. This is the new one. How is it doing here? Whoa! Chuck! Chuck is digging some graves, man. Super! Super! Knock him. Knock him. I'll try it. I'll try it. Oh, man, didn't give it to me. You nicked his knee and it didn't do anything. There we go. Uh-oh, here it goes. I'm going to win, folks. Can I do it? Hey, it's my birthday. Hey, it's my birthday. What's that? On a birthday. I think they have to have one. Yeah. No, not true. Listen, Josh told me that Zach was going to throw the game down. And I'm going to plug that. You know what all it is? He said prep it, because if you actually beat him, that's it. That's it? Oh, man, that's a bunch of shit. You guys bullshit. Don't let him do that. That's it. I'm over it. Who are you playing? Art. Art? Art, come on. Yeah. I still don't get the... No, you got Stan. Didn't get too good of a draw either. You got Stan? No, Joshua Henderson. I'll say, I don't want to play any terms. Actually, all the matches should be pretty good. Good ball, buddy. You say you would like to discharge your... Give the point. Money back, asshole! Discharge. Ah! Money back! What are you trying to tell me? It's a medical joke. A medical witness joke. Oh. How the hell did Eddie look to put that in? Did he step on it? No. He did. He did say that. Let's get the point. Would you like to discard your sharks? Get the point. Zach. Razor shark! Sure. Did you get the sharks? Sure. Razor shark! So, alright. No coating, but... Just flip it around all the way. Uh oh! You just made multiple balls! The only way to prevent that would be to do this with a pen. So it's like, it's got these balls pretty right here. And it has a, it's got multiple balls in it. And now by hitting, by getting the the He's gonna bring that 7 point back up Now he has to Oh dang it Is that everybody out? That was everybody out. Everybody out at the pool Chuck 17 There was a baby root floating I saw it I think you still have a ball somewhere buddy On the post one in the back. Alright, excellent. There we go. That's a GQ. No, no, I mean the ball didn't rain. I can say that. I think it's just the problem with the people that are running the game. Here goes Chuck. Look at that. Threw off my momentum. Here comes the World Against Chuck momentum. This is what I needed two balls ago, Chuck. Yeah, see, Nancy's got it. Playing Zach is the worst. Playing Josh Sharpe or Joshua Henderson is second worst. And I am stuck with the first. We don't mean worst player, we mean worst time that you're going to have. It's how you're going to feel. Hopefully you're going to play better than that. Chuck wins! Chuck the only other player that wins. I'd be real happy. Please don't be me. I'd be real happy. You and Chuckie? Yeah, but... Me and Jake, he doesn't get it. Really? What happened? Don't hate the kids, I'm sorry. Just the hip kids. The creepy town of 1313. The talking girl running. Is that your hate mail? Your arsenic letters? What is it? Alright. Call it a day. Oh, I was at Reagan. and Andy has put overrides on the horse. I was like, please, please, please, I know we got this. And then I called the bartender and I'm like, look guys, cause we're in a hat, we're going to do a few things right here. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, that's him. Let's turn to Playboy. It's over by our house. We're done. We're done. Loafers! Chuck! Love you, buddy. That's what happens. Oh, you mean Conan the evil. He does that one. Here we go, baby. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. You want to play? Oh, the save. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! My man. Nice ball, brother. Chuck taking it, didn't he? Take it! Take it! Take it! There's like dirty waltzes or something. Oh my lord. You've collected all the scales. Oh, God, come on. Yeah, Uncle Carmy, I'm not excited. Although it is fun that a couple of chumps, maybe not a couple of chumps, a chump like me made it into the final. Mayor, what are red... counts. Every time someone lifts up a dude's shirt and blows on his stomach. We don't do that here anymore. Anymore. Oh, please. No, boss. Oh, my. Oh, my, my. Oh, hell yeah. I just try to put on that quality as well. Oh no. Oh no! Thank you. It's blowing that sucking, you nerd. All right. You have a touchdown and a commanding lead. Ooh. That was the thing where you bludgeoned someone's nose and they burped. Okay. Not invited back, kids. Not invited back. You don't want to jump into the pool. Laura. Laura. Lord's talking about smudging and blowing up people's noses. What a champion. What a champion. What a champion. Working on a night stream. And that's a victory for our show. That is correct, sir. And Pup is running a clinic right now, man. Two more days. Two more days. Tag the young lady, Katie. Oh, tag her in. I should have, man, because I just played like the don'ts. I've been asking for my own little banner. I would really like my own little banner. Your banner is going to have freaking, like, I think it's going to have yoga balls on it. I'm having a video conference.

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