# TRON LEGACY (Stern 2011) 07/03/15

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-07-17  
**Duration:** 145m 7s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN5Uttt_JJ0

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## Analysis

Jack Danger streams Stern's Tron Legacy pinball machine on July 3, 2015, attempting to build end-of-line jackpots and progress toward Portal mode. The stream is largely casual gameplay commentary interspersed with chat interaction, celebrating 40 weeks of continuous streaming. Minimal industry-relevant content beyond gameplay tips and machine mechanics discussion.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] The skill shot on Tron Legacy has maybe 2-3 options, with the best being bouncing into Flynn's Arcade — _Jack Danger discussing Tron Legacy mechanics with chat viewer asking about super skill shots_
- [HIGH] Playfield waxing should be done every 1-2 weeks as maintenance, similar to owning a motorcycle — _Jack Danger providing pinball maintenance advice to chat_
- [HIGH] When buying a used pinball machine, inspect it in person before payment to prevent sellers from removing parts after handoff — _Jack Danger comparing used pinball purchases to buying used cars, warning against sight-unseen purchases_
- [HIGH] Jack Danger uses three Logitech C920 USB cameras with xsplit for multi-angle streaming setup — _Jack Danger explaining technical setup to chat viewer asking about multi-camera broadcasting_
- [HIGH] Jack Danger has completed 40 weeks of streaming straight as of July 3, 2015 — _Jack Danger stating directly to chat: 'today is 40 weeks. We have successfully completed 40 weeks of streaming straight'_

### Notable Quotes

> "That game is all the butts ever made into a pinball machine. I'd play a frickin' Spinks Jam all day before I played frickin' Daddick and The Simpsons, man."
> — **Jack Danger**, opening
> _Strong negative opinion of The Simpsons Pinball Party, expressing preference for other games_

> "You gotta wax the thing, man. Make it a hobby. Make it a, you know... It's like owning a motorcycle. It's cool to ride the thing, but you gotta wash the damn thing yourself every week or two, every couple weeks."
> — **Jack Danger**, mid-stream
> _Advice on pinball maintenance and ongoing care_

> "This is the machine I learned how to stream on. It was a very, very archaic looking setup, but it was awesome."
> — **Jack Danger**, late-stream
> _Personal connection to Tron Legacy machine as first streaming platform_

> "I like streaming more than just talking into a microphone. Because I get to talk into a microphone and play pinball now."
> — **Jack Danger**, mid-stream
> _Jack Danger's preference for live streaming over podcast format_

> "When you go to buy a car, you don't buy it sight unseen and then just go drive it home because what's happening is it's like when you give that person mate/man, they're going to start taking stuff off of it."
> — **Jack Danger**, mid-stream
> _Cautionary advice about used pinball machine purchases_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Deadflip streamer, pinball player and content creator streaming Tron Legacy gameplay |
| Stern Pinball | company | Manufacturer of Tron Legacy pinball machine |
| Tron Legacy | game | Stern pinball machine based on 2010 film, featuring Flynn's Arcade, end-of-line jackpots, Portal mode |
| The Simpsons Pinball Party | game | Pinball machine subject to strong negative criticism from Jack Danger in stream opening |
| Deadflip | organization | Twitch streaming channel where Jack Danger broadcasts pinball gameplay |
| Transformers Limited Edition | game | Pinball machine mentioned during stream; Jack Danger notes this was his first streaming subject |
| Walking Dead | game | Pinball machine Jack Danger was testing/playing before Tron stream |
| Radical | game | Pinball machine mentioned in chat conversation about pinball streamer ownership patterns |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Pinball machine gameplay and mechanics
- **Secondary:** Twitch streaming setup and technical infrastructure, Pinball maintenance and care, Used pinball machine purchasing advice
- **Mentioned:** Content creation format (streaming vs podcasting)

### Sentiment

**Mixed** (0.55) — Stream is predominantly positive and celebratory (40-week milestone, casual gameplay enjoyment), but contains strong negative sentiment toward The Simpsons Pinball Party at opening. Jack Danger expresses frustration with missed shots and game difficulty but maintains humorous, self-deprecating tone throughout.

### Signals

- **[community_signal]** Jack Danger celebrates 40 weeks of continuous Twitch streaming with chat community (confidence: high) — Direct statement: 'today is 40 weeks. We have successfully completed 40 weeks of streaming straight'
- **[community_signal]** Subscriber goal and emoticon rewards system driving community engagement on Deadflip channel (confidence: high) — Multiple references to subscriber goals (21-22 subscribers away) unlocking custom emoticons for future streams
- **[technology_signal]** Multi-camera streaming setup (3x Logitech C920 USB) with xsplit software becoming standard technical approach for pinball content creators (confidence: medium) — Jack Danger explaining technical setup to chat: 'three Logitech C920s, all USB going into a computer, and then I use xsplit'

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## Transcript

 Votes for Burn That Simpsons to Hell. Skippy. Amen, man. Amen. Burn that drum to the ground. Gotta burn that Simpsons to the ground Screw that Frickin' game dude, seriously Yeah, Jaded, it won't be on the poll, I think, ever again. If not ever again, not for a long time, because that game is butts. That game is all the butts ever made into a pinball machine. I'd play a frickin' Spinks Jam all day before I played frickin' Daddick and Simpsons, man. Happy 3rd of July, folks. I don't expect a lot of people to be watching today, but I happen to be at work today, so I figured I'd stream for a little bit. just because. Lord, squeak. What's up, buddy? Oh, no. He screwed up the other flipper. Can you guys hear me okay? Can you hear Bob Dylan okay? Are we fighting each other or do I sound better than he does? Hopefully, I sound better than him. Jim, is that a water park? Nice. One viewer subscribed while you were away? Who was that? Why isn't it telling you? It should say one viewer resubscribed. The levels are fine. We hear everything. Thanks for resubscribing, viewer that resubscribed. It didn't tell me who it is. That's dumb. There's really no way for me to check that at all. Or maybe there is, and I just don't understand how to use Twitch. I think it's the latter. Hey, Pinball Life, what's up, buddy? Osric, what's up, man? Hiya, what is Snapchat? Snapchat is an application for people to show each other their genitalia. Or just important messages or fun stuff that you don't want to exist after someone's seen it already. We have video. Amphetamine, what's up, buddy? Irish eyes, good to see you. Irish, in honor of you and your boy, this is the last bottle of red wine in the building. Oh, man. Crunchy, what's up, buddy? It's the last bottle, though, so... Don't get it twisted. We're drinking one and done, because I do have to get back to work. which is not fun. I've got to animate a bunch of backgrounds for this giant presentation that this huge agency is going to have. So it's going to be like someone standing here and then a monitor, just a massive monitor behind them that I'm going to have all sorts of cool, subtle things moving around. It's going to be dope. Demented is happy. Good. Today is the last day on Trump. Also, it's been really creepy and sad here today because I've been the only person here all day. Just one bottle tonight? You disappoint me. I have to work, man. Is the music too loud, folks? I figured today's going to be just a blow-off day. We're going to play some pinball. I'm going to blow it up. I figured I'd play some jams. Some classic jams so that no one's pissed off. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day five on Stern's Tron, the machine based off of the second movie, Tron Legacy. Tron Legacy was an okay movie. Tron, the original one, was an okay movie. I loved Tron when I was younger. I haven't seen it since, but from what I can remember, I don't... As an adult, I don't remember it being incredible, but I need to go back and watch it again. This movie was pretty good. I think I have to watch it again also, because I think I was pretty wasted when I saw it in the theaters. Midnight here, so happy Fourth of July, USA. Oh, Skippy, thanks, man. You da best. Let's see. No one's here. It's just me. Me and all these crushed grapes. We are 22 subscribers away from our next goal. 22 new subscribers. I don't suppose we're going to even remotely touch that today, because today, no one's on the internet today. So, the internet. We're bringing the internet to you, folks. The jams. Alright, folks, so my goal here is a couple of things. I'm still going to try for Portal, but I want to see how high I can build up my end of the line jackpots on this. Friday means wine day. I got drunk yesterday on Scrum, man. Reached 1K. Such a great night. Yo, Crunchy, congratulations, man. That's dope. Having a party tonight and everyone's invited. Adam's a taxi or down, but TMT is up and running? Question mark? Yo, what's up, dirt up? Dirt up on the skirt up. Guys, Dracula doesn't drink wine. That's why there's no wine here. He keeps forgetting to hook me up. Anyway, so we're going to try to build up some end of the line jackpots. And how you do that is, it's all about comboing your shots and your ramps. So let's see what we can do. I love your faces. Thank you all for coming. I will not be upset if you have to bounce to go do family stuff. Benjamin, what's up, bro? Or Benjamin. How do I pronounce your name? Tell me. Vajeminenin. Vajeminenin. How do you feel about super skill shots? Squeaks. There hasn't been a real super skill shot in a very long time put on a machine. The skill shot on this machine, there's like maybe two or three of them, but really the easiest one and the most lucrative one is just bouncing it into Flynn's Arcade here. Ahazurik, my man! Wait, how am I in fall three? Was I playing while I was talking just now? We're going to drain this and start over. That doesn't make any sense. I promise this That doesn't make any sense. I promise this is the first bottle of wine. Bounce to do fam stuff at 11pm? Doubtful. In Swedish football team here in Sweden I support. Oh, that's awesome, dude. B-A-J-E-N-M-A-N-N-E-N spells Bejjimennen. Bejjimennen. Bejjimennen. Work that end of the line combo. We're going to. folks are going to. Welcome back, program. Let's make some money. With the slowest jams. Gotta have the chair represent dead flip here. You're in the way, chair, come on. He's perfect, bro. Oh, you get your Spider-Man money? That's awesome. Me, et cetera. Welcome to the league, brother! You're amazing! Holy crap, folks. Can I please get some flippers up for me, etc.? Are you kidding me? Thank you so much, man. I'm in love with you. We'll talk later on Snapchat. I prefer horrible D picks. Dog picks of dogs, you know. Dude, thank you so much. Welcome, welcome, welcome. All right, end of the line. Let's see if we can get this stuff going here. End of the line, baby. Up. Nope. Gotta get up that range. Yes. Yes. No. You crap. Oh my god. I had my chance tonight. Blew it. Ya mama. Gerson, welcome, buddy. Thanks for coming back, man. Me, etc. Etc. etc. etc. Take it. Do you need more picks from private chat? No, I don't, I don't, I don't. Uh, sorry, badge. Um, yeah, it's, uh... When we're on the front page, I gotta turn off the whole links from everyone thing where it just turns into nightmarish nonsense all over the chat. Can I get permit? I don't know how to unless I just turn off MooBot. Let me see what I can do, man. Let Let me see what I can do. I've got to figure out how to do said allowance of link posting-ness. Oh, give me a break. We're building this baby up, but it's hard to do. Oh, everybody's going to leave you, son of a... Phone doesn't work with Snapchat, so I guess I'll miss out on the GPS. Ah, me. It's fine, man. I'll do my best to draw an ASCII penis for you in chat. People who are interested can still click and open the link. Wait, what? Huh? Everybody out? Everybody out in the pool? The pool? You freaking, come on. I haven't even hit one end of the line bonus. I was building it up pretty well. You sad piece of crap. You said, peace cry. Me, etc. How do I know you? Do I know you? I should know you. Because I'm in love with you. You see the Adams Gold Edition for sale on Pinside? Yeah, man. I don't know how I feel about gold editions. It's just a few extra things, man. I'm not sweating too much. I'm also not a big collector. I'm more of a player. The other guys are collectors for sure. Yeah, Snapchat is cell phone only, unfortunately. Or I think so. Can you Snapchat on a computer? Stub mode? No? Thanks. Uh, here, let me tell Mubat to show the hell out real quick. Spam filters. Spam filter settings. Alright, post away my friend. What does the target next to the pop bumper actually do? The target next to the pop bumper. This one here, the S? There's another target? I don't see another target. You crazy. You straight crazy. it back you son of a... Stop punching! Yeah! Tricked you. Tricked you again. Tricked you again! God, you are gullible, Tron. Rejam. Trap up. Uh, yes, Rick, the game is still slopes to the max. You know what, man? I'm too lazy to get down there and start untwisting legs, make sure it's level left to right and front the back. I just don't even want to deal with that right now. Someone did mention on my Facebook, and I sort of agree with them, that there's another difficulty that might be just as hard, and that's making the game super drifty, super like almost having the playfield flat, because the kick out from the arcade at that point becomes a random, probably straight on the middle of nightmare. Oh, right on, man. That's the football team. I keep missing this damn shot. All right. Get up there. Yes. Get up there. Yes. Find the damn shot, idiot. Oh my god. Guys, take my pinball license away. I'm over it. I don't deserve it anymore. My pinball license has been revoked. Get up there. Get up. Thank you. I know what the problem is. Can you look at that? Woo! Rubble, rubble, ladies and gentlemen. So how was everyone's week so far? Mine was super slow, then super busy, then super terrible, and now I'm at work. And here I am. I do have some awesome barbecues to go to tomorrow, which should be fun. I got my stupid smart watch rolling again. You don't know me yet. Ooh, I like how ominous that sounds. As in you're going to chase me. Dude, I don't know what's going on, dude. Move out is just being a jerk. I swear, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. With me, etc., subscribing, we are now 21 subscribers away from our new sub goal, which will unlock another two emoticons for us that you can use in future pinball streams or in other streamer streams if you just want to annoy them with really weird things that they won't understand, like tilting. Can you get up the frickin' ramp? Okay. Okay. Folks, I've got to find this damn arcade shot. It's driving me nuts. Chopped out, huh? How could they know? Oh, God. That was sexy. Those mid-playfield collisions, though. Okay, that's fine. It's hard to do this with two balls on the playfield anyway. And everyone, what's your experience waxing the playfield? Sometimes I have too much ball spin, and they say waxing helps. You should always be waxing your game, because waxing the playfield is also cleaning the playfield at the same time. Make sure you're cleaning your playfield, because if it gets really dirty, man, it's just going to be unplayable. And it hits a point where if it gets too dirty, it also starts screwing and messing with things. Like your rubbers are going to get dirty and torn up and chewed up faster. Your playfield will get chewed up faster. You gotta wax the thing, man. Make it a hobby. Make it a, you know... It's like owning a motorcycle. It's cool to ride the thing, but you gotta wash the damn thing yourself every week or two, every couple weeks, to make sure it's not eaten alive. You gotta wax it. That's not where my flicker is. Folks, you may or may not have noticed, but down below, I've said that if you are a subscriber, please message me on Twitch, and we could be Snapchat buddies. I don't want disgusting things, but you can send them, it's fine. It's just a fun way to, like, see stories that we're posting and stuff like that. Bounce past, cradle up, shoot Cora, miss, cry into your pillow at night, scream at your mom that nothing works for you ever. And that's how you play pinball. My bikini line, yeesh, yeesh. Alright, find the damn shot. Okay. There's 1.7 end of the line. Alright, 1.7 is the end of the line to beat. We can get higher than you, you son of a... You're always creeping! 1.7. We can beat that. That was garbage. Oh, reach in. Nope. Nailed it. Come on, come on, come on. So, okay, there we go. 1.4 is what we're up to. That's 1.4. That doesn't quite be what we had. Oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap. We got to be 1.7. We're at 1.4. And we also got a multiball coming. It's being very generous with the disc hits here. Okay, we'll use this to build up the end of the line. I don't know that we're gonna be able to nail it though. Sweet emoticons! Trap up, you dummy. Everybody out. Awesome. If you buy a youth game, just note it probably hasn't been waxed in ages. That's very true. Also, if you're ever going to buy a pinball machine, folks, make sure you can get your hands on it before you exchange money. Again, treat it just like a car. You know, when you go to buy a car, you don't buy it sight unseen and then just go drive it home because what's happening is it's like when you give that person money, they're going to start taking stuff off of it, unless you're leaving with it right then and there. Everybody out. Well, not everybody. Almost everybody. All right, let's stage the upper tilt barrier. All right, let's just scream really loud. Everybody, ready? One, two, three, scream. Oh my god. You're making me so angry. Let's be under the line up to you right now. Doesn't matter, it's over. But, guys, the but. Um, but, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, folks, I need, I need your help. I definitely want a butt emoticon, but Twitch won't let me. What do I do? We need to figure out a really clever ASCII butt that we can post instead. I've seen some good ones over the weeks. What's up, Coco? Comman, question, is this Xbox a real life? Comman, I hope you're trolling me, dude. This is real life. See? Woo! Oh, you... Scarf. Come here. Stage. Stage. Get! Oh, you screwed it up. I saw a booty emote. Nice. Real life, bro. Real life. The graphics are so real. I am a 3D character. I am a 3D character. End of the line. 1.4. Damn, we've got to beat 1.7. Get up there. Come on. Somebody do something interesting. That's not interesting. None of that's interesting. All the balls. All the balls. Ah, hit the freaking gem, you ding-dong. All right, while we got the ball safe, we're going to play a little dirty. All right, ball safe's over. Time to strap up a little bit. Woo! Spider-Man was the first I bought without playing for a straight-on pinball life. If you know the person's reputable, I guess that's fine. But, you know, don't go buying pinball machines off of freaking eBay and Craigslist sight unseen. You will regret it immediately. Oh, that felt good. Oh, you didn't want to go for another round? Go around the freaking thing. Thank God. How do you broadcast that there are three cans? How? It took a lot of figuring out. Does anyone in chat have the link to the Tilt Forums post where I explain how to stream pinball? It's three Logitech C920s, all USB going into a computer, and then I use XSplit to do it. But you have to plug them in in a certain order or one of them doesn't get power. It's really stupid, man. It's really stupid. Live, live, calm down, calm down. Oh, helping each other out. Woo! Tradition, what's up, buddy? Hey. The rest of my life With my same All right, calm down Crap That didn't work You Shart Stain It's getting toasty back here Watch more pinball Play more pinball Deadfoot, see you, bro. Gonna go to bed. Vash, have a good one, man. Thank you so much for coming, dude. Seriously. Have a wonderful night and sweet dreams and donuts and apple frogs. My Twilight Zone was in a bar next to a rabbit punch? Dude. And yet, you know, again, just like an old car, that's where you find all the goodies. Let's count how many times I say old car tonight when I'm explaining something about pinball. Well, yeah, your skill shot's just like an old car, so, um... Hmm, but... Oh, it's covered by suit tonight. Right on, man. You're in Milwaukee, I guess. I am in Chicago. Chicago. Chicago. Sorry, don't need to get... I'm having that thing where if you focused on what you're trying to do too hard, it doesn't work, so you have to sort of change up the strategy a little bit. Like that shouldn't be happening, guys. None of these misses should be happening. And that definitely shouldn't be happening. Everyone's name is green in chat, and it is... It's hard to not look at it like there's only one person talking. Jammy Jam. Crap. Crap. Crap. Oh, yeah. Watch this dead flip at work. Toxic Rat Man. Hello, buddy. Welcome to the strum. It's for your bum. Are you guys making sweet pinball deals in chat? I sure hope so. Let's replace pin side with dead flip pad. How does that sound? Oh, you want to buy a pinball machine? Yeah, you got to go to deadflips twitch chat. That's where everyone's selling. Selling their wares. Oh, I might turn the air conditioning up. It is nasty hot back here. Okay, we're hitting nothing. We've hit zero things so far. Get up that ramp. That works. Oh, yeah, that works. That works. Yes. Yes to all of that. End of the line jackpot and Korra multiball. Get the frick up there, you two dogs. That should be an end of the line. It was only... okay, we gotta hit that wall back there. Trust, nailed it. I love you, please. Get it. All right. More gates. Hit more gates. Hit more gates. Bill Gates. Thank you. Thank you. I love you. Oh, God. Get up there. Yes. You know it's good for you. Okay. Now's the time where we start strapping up a little bit. Because we're out of ball saves. And balls, apparently. Woo! Bombs I run would be really hard to stream. Awesome, yeah. I'm not worried about this thing getting... This bot getting muted. It's going to, obviously. Alright, so... Wow. We're actually killing this. if we do disk and finish it we're going right to portal instead of Steve's Simulation Jack can I delete the Death Flip podcast subscriptions from my phone has it officially been suspended go ahead and delete it man we haven't had time to do any new ones recently thanks for listening to it though it was fun to do I just wish we had more time to do it I mean if one of I wonder I should probably change the format on how it's done so I can get some like strangers up on here Okay, that's done. Awesome. All score double. Crap! Alright, we need... Yep, we need that. We need some... Okay, crap. This is the only thing we don't have solid. This is an incredible Game of Tron right now, ladies and gentlemen. Holy crap. It was cool, but this is much better. Thanks, buddy. I agree. I like streaming more than just talking into a microphone. Because I get to talk into a microphone and play pinball now. Oh, God. How many more? One. All right, if we clean up this mode, there is no CS simulation. We just go right into portals. And that is a freaking feat in itself, folks. The portal. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Tell me I got another ball. I will freak out. Why do you hate me? Oh my god, everybody's got a hungry heart, ladies and gentlemen. My butt hurts. Let's play some more pinball. Especially looking at a... Oh god. Titan, what's up, buddy? Boom, boom, boom, boom. Your mama. All right, high score. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Everybody. Calm down. Friday wine, ladies and gentlemen. Feeling fine? Friday wine. Feeling fine? What's on Friday? one. Love you. Oh, God, you missed. I saw that from a mile away. That one I thought I missed. Charts. Okay. You just go in there. Thank you. That's all I want. Just keep doing that. In Europe, it's Saturday wine. Welcome to Saturday Wine Time with Jack Danger. You need an Adams playfield. I have a playfield here for a Spentar. If anyone's looking for one. If anyone's looking for said Placilde. Oh man, I am, it's like a sauna. Internet, can you relax for one second while I go turn the air up, the air down? That's a little bottle, that's cheating. No, I'm just a really big guy. I'm six foot seven, man. This is a huge bottle. I'm just a really big guy. You want to hear Red Red Wine? I hope it comes on. It's fresh! Jack is a magician. He screams two dead in one scream. Oh, I'm also a real magician if I had a coin I would show you. Are we going to see Rachel? We don't talk about Rachel. That was a mistake, and it'll never happen again. Laura couldn't stop laughing her ass off. I was like, hey, I think I just married some, like, 13-year-old girl on Steam last night. Thanks. Oh, the air conditioning is... The air conditioning dream is real right now, folks. I'm draining it. I'm draining it on purpose, because here's why. That was the end of the game. I see the divorce coming along. It's coming along nicely, actually. Thank you, for us. Uh, tourney later? I see the other machines on. Ah, no, Sean. I was just, uh, clearing my head. Worked a little crazy right now, and was playing a little bit of Radical, playing a little bit of Walking Dead, just making sure everything was running nice. I killed for some AC right now. It's steaming here? Aw, man, I'm sorry, dude. Uh, I just set the office's air conditioning to 69 degrees. You with me? You with me, folks? 69 degrees? No? Okay. Alright back to family oriented content creation Nailed it The frickin bust No. Playing Daddy Easton's will make my life even more misereble. Missing the theme... We're gonna strut every time! ...trap catch. Shit! Thank you. Shit! That's all I wanted, man. Making that shot actually is all I wanted. Can I trust it? Nope. Can't trust it. Love Simpsons VE. I want jacks for $800. I'm telling you, man. Talk to Nick. Also, Nick doesn't live here for the next couple of months, so you know what? Take it. Just kidding. Just kidding. He's probably in chat. Live. Gotcha. You can't get all you want. What's Nix's Jacks? Exactly. Thank you. Food, ladies, money. It's all the same thing, guys. Pinball machines. What's mine is yours. I don't know why that skipped. I was merely looking at my text messages. When I think about shoes I think about gloves Oh, the freaking quick slap save, ladies and gentlemen. Stuts the air right out of the damper. Oh, I had that. Sup fellas, Owl, n-n-n-n-nonymous, hello sir, how are you, how are things, how's Florida? Kill Nick, steal Simpsons, and bribe Jack for a kiss pinball. Seems fair to me. Weapon, what's up buddy? Thanks for coming man. For some reason, I'm getting PayPal notifications. I don't know what for. Ladies and gentlemen, me, etc. sub today. Just start off a little bit of the train there. We are 21 subscribers away from our next set of emoticons, or emotion icons. What the hell does emoticon stand for? emotional icons. I'm an emotional icon. Or emo. JK. JK, love you. So is it a rule that every pinball streamer has to own a radical? Do we need to harass frag? Yeah, man. Well, okay. Maybe you haven't noticed. It's just different angles of the same machine. We're all in the same room, man. We're all in the same room. Your long lost cousin from Madagascar just wants to send you money. He's like, listen man, I want to give you $100,000, but you've got to send me your bank account so I can put the information in. Thanks. Feel like making gloves. Oh, come on. Two misses in a row. Regen. Oh, really? Three. Number three, ladies and gentlemen. Number three. Doing well? Hold on. Out of the corner of my eye, it just said huge burrito. Oh, okay. I have a huge burrito in my stomach, down to a few margaritas, and it's raining. Aww, that's adorable. That is adorable. Radical is very rare, TBH. That means, to be honest, where you, um, internet is. The same. Oh, here we go, here we go. Yes. Really? Guys, I can't catch any bricks. I need a burrito in my life as well, sir. What kind of burrito are we talking? Okay. The transfer. The failed post-pass up the ass. We're doing a lot of juggling here. That's what's happening. Okay, please, thank you. Oh, I had that. The stage is not easy. Go home. pinball your drunk yes well that counts whoo nice build up building up that final Chicken rice fried bean... Oh my goodness. I wasn't hungry before, but now... I'm starving. I'm starving. Oh! Just two! Did I get under the line for that? No use, son of a... It knew. They knew I screwed it up. It's too smart. The machines are learning. Want to buy a Skynet pinball machine. I'm not Kappa, I'm Jack, exactly. Oh man, pizza, you guys are killing me. Son of a burrito. Why can I not make that with a stage and a trigger shot? We are building some... Lazarus! Hello! Hello, wake up! You're back to life, ding dong! Lazarus! Oh, you saved my... ...ancerous. Get up. Stop making me hit you. Okay, this is... ...gone? Hello? Oh. Stop. VR Effect going to take a picture of my pinball machine to share. Ooh! Get Splatoon? Splatoon looks fun, I'm not gonna lie. Shooting people with paint. Oh, she's jamming. Jamming and yamming. Splatoon is loads of fun. Oh, right on. Splatoon! American woman. She is... Please leave. Aw. All right, see you, buddy. Okay, we're doing pretty good. We're doing pretty good. You can see the rage under your crap teammates, okay? In Splatoon, I'm guessing. Unless you're talking about me. not quite the raging yes. I'm getting close. The raging Cajun. Bounced. Love. Get. Yes. No. Frick. Yes. Alright, we need that core to go flawless. I'm trying to just get into the lines here And everything else is lining up, which is great. So, I'll see this game. Okay. Let's see what we can do with this. American woman, listen what I say. Uh, okay. Thanks for draining me. That better have been ball one. That was ball... That was ball one? Holy crap. Can we get a donate to drinks command that makes your own drink? I wish. Donate to drinks. Wow, I am only light cycle away from portal. The hardest freaking... You did get a 2.5? Okay, thanks, Squeaks. So 2.5 is the end of the line we're trying to beat. I guess you could say you love balls. You love balls. I mean, yes, I love balls. I like them balls, girl. Yo, cool balls, girl. Ooh, don't eat the peaches. This is already going for it. I just freaking destroyed all those shots. Oh, my God, did you see the science that just happened there? No! Oh my god, that was it! How much is pizza? I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say the quote. It's terrible. I just got to do white cycle again. That sucked, guys. It was one shot away. You know I'm going to go. If we drain here again, one mode away mode away from portal. Again. Again. Oh my god. Again. No. Thanks for nothing. We're sure the John Cena pinball machine there is. It's called WWE. And they scream John Cena's name a lot. A lot, a lot. Hello, AC? Can you give me the love? I missed everything in life ever. Just 100 million. Kappa, kappa, kappa, kappa, bee! Alright, get, come, get down here. Bounce over. Aw, you're so cute. Alright, where is Korra from a cradle, guys? Right there! Nope. Bye! Cora from a cradle, something I cannot find. Alright, let's get back to the end of the line business here. Shake, switch, and jump. Thank you, buddy. Thank you for shaking it. Break it down. Oh, garbage. Garbage man's here. I'm here to create the garbage, not take it out. Whoa, $5 from Spigs Bag says... Jane had said it was $5 for pizza. I want pizza. Let's order pizza. I'm completely down for that. Zigzag, you a man, dude. Thank you. How do we order a pizza? Let's hop on the dinner net and order dinner. Take a bite of the pizza. See, I can find Cora from a... Honestly, Zigzag, thank you, man. That was very generous of you. The love. The love that explodes from my body for you. Nah, Nito, you can post blinks, man. I turned them off today. Postmates? Isn't that like a... Shouldn't I do, um... Grubhub? Grubhub? Grubhub? So 2.5 is our end of the line to beat. Okay. Oh, please get up there. Yep. Nope. Every time you miss, it's just trash. Okay. Okay. How does that work? Oh, that's a great... Wine or pizza? Whatever you want. Thanks, buddy. How do I... Guys. Okay. Here's my password. Warrant. See, I have a... Rocketeer. My boy. I don't know. I don't know how to do this. Grab a... Order me a pizza. I think it's on its way. Oh, baby! Siri can do that, right? Or do you piece it? Oh, thanks. Hoop! Nailed it. One more? Right there. All right, let's get some shots. Let's make some shots. some shots. After I get some balls back into play. There it is. Timed out with perfection. Okay. Trap. Oh, God. Oh, God. What happened? What just happened? Oh, I got a light cycle. But, uh, I thought that was a danger. I guess it wasn't. I'm the only danger in this room. Suck up! Okay, this is going really, really poorly. Oh, the poor-ness that was ever poor all poured out onto the playfield tonight. All that was poor. I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without shoes. Slap. I don't always lift my leg when I do slap saves. But when I do, it looks like I'm peeing. It was only for an hour ago. You have to say, Siri, make me a pizza. And then bagel bites come out of the speaker port. The cheese starts oozing out of the microphone. Whoa, just spin on that sucker. Okay, well, that went well. Swear to me. I need a pizza. Oh, man. Playing without sunglasses on is like cheating. Everything's so high-def. Batman didn't pick his nose. I'm sorry. Guys, be careful with links. I don't want to have to turn them back on. I love you. All of you. This is a terrible sea of simulation. Okay. Okay. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Ah, damn it, Jim. Stop hiding from me. Okay, we can cheat this. We can cheat this one now. How do we do this? We're going to bounce it off of the O. How do you think I got all these pinball machines? Uh, Robin Banks? Is that it? That's not my name. My name's not Robin Banks. It's my job. Let's meet your surname, Robin. Robin Banks. I'd like to open an account here at your fine establishment. Oh, how much money would you like to put into my account? All the money you have in the vault. Thank you. Actually, I'd like to withdraw all of my money in my account now. Thank you very much. This is all perfectly legal, I'm sure. The danger part of your name makes sense now. Get the... 1.4. Okay, we got 2.5 to beat. I see you rehearsing lines, you criminal! Hola, mi nombre es criminal. Crime-manal. I can't take it. The game seems such a d. I never drink wine. Am I tilting? Are you guys... Do you guys understand... uh... never mind. If you're stuck to me, you understand what a tilt is. I'm guessing. Because I saw some people in Frank's chat screaming tilt when he was only getting dangers. They're like, wow, he really tilted that game. Well, no, it's only a warning or a danger. This is a danger. This is a tilt. This is a tilt. Mr. Batman's in us. Welcome to Wine Day with Zig Zag and his $5 that affords me to drink more wine. Ladies and gentlemen, we are 21 subscribers away from two new emoticons and a stupid tattoo on my butt from, you know, suggestions in the chat. And maybe not even on my butt. Just not on my face. Get over it. Jada, are you sleeping, buddy? Everyone, keep it shut for me. On purpose kilts don't count as kilts, ladies and gentlemen. I subscribe, but I'm a poor college student. Yo. College, man. Hank Hill's butt on your butt Ooh Bobber Hold on Bobber Bobber Bobber Is that all he says? He just keeps saying Bobby over and over again Guys, you need to be counting all the poops that Jada takes You know, program your own bot I'm sure he'd appreciate that For those of you playing at home Jaded has pooped three times tonight. Nobody, do not poop with Vigo, please. Oh yeah, Vigo's back on bathroom duty, ladies and gentlemen. He's got a shitty job. Donate to kids, sorry. has a bed bag. Jaden has pooped nine times a week. This guy does not speak English at all. Um, that's a health issue. Reading, translating, and hymn-ball at the same time. Really hard! Say goodbye. Holy cow, Jadon has taken three poops. Oh, God. Jadon. Jadon's back! Yo, Benny Beanbag, what's up, my man? Benny, kick right in the beanbag. Betty, kick right in the beat bag. In the world. We're all... Okay, never mind. In the world, we're all... What I cared about was kicking people in the beat bag. There's Betty Beat Bag! And the ladies and gentlemen is how you appreciate us. Make a donate to Kid Bob that assigns cash value to each swear. Oh my god, I would not want to see what I owe. I've been swearing a lot on purpose lately. Benny, it's good to see you. How's your beanbag? Nailed it. Nailed it. and smailed it. Okay, please. Yes. Oh my god, yes. The money. The money. 1.4. 2.5 is where we're going. Swearing is caring, exactly. Betting is caring. Oh, please. Oh, yes. That's what I wanted. Really? Really, Internet? I don't even want that ball back. One dollar? Is this the Who? Yeah, guys, sorry. Nothing against the Who. I just, you know, whatever. Nope. I just, I just, all I want to hear is hot jams that remind me of wearing Daisy Dukes and sitting on the hood of cars. Or, I mean, girls that do that, not me. Or me. I mean, whatever. Whatever you guys want to think about. The Who? Careful, careful. Don't piss off the old people by saying you don't like something from The Who. What? Benny Beanbag just subscribed. Benny! Welcome to the league, brother! You're amazing! Folks, can I get some flippers up for Benny Beanbag, please? Um, Benny, I love you and your beanbag. Thank you. O-N-G, it's kosher. I don't know. Thank you so much, sir. You are incredible. No, I meant we don't want a song about a wizard. Exactly. Benny Beanbag, listen, man. We'll do that whole Snapchat thing you were talking about earlier. I don't mean to keep rejecting those pictures of whatever you're showing me, but now I'm going to start rushing them. I appreciate it. Where's everybody tonight, Jack? You're here. That's all that matters, skitter-die. It's also a frickin' holiday. Or a Friday before a holiday, man. I'm not sweating it. I almost didn't stream today because, you know, there's other things I should be doing, but I love you guys too much, and also, uh, pinball. Dot dot dot pinball dot dot dot profit. Benny the Bean. Um, folks, can you guys put up all the emoticons so people can see, uh, what they're missing out on? I love you. Oh, I'm peeling. I'm peeling like a freaking snake. Like a snake made out of sex and gelatin. Hola, me nombre es Batman. Guano? Guano? No? Take that gem. Get up the freaking ramp you ding. Dude, the animals are on point. I'm appealing. Oh, I get it. Appealing. Guys, I'm bad with jokes. Wait, I need a joke. Oh, I heard a lot of really offensive jokes earlier today, and now I'm probably not going to say any of them. Oh boy! Bride of Pinbot? Perhaps. If that man played an instrument, he'd be a bassist, because he's a frickin' show-off. And you don't have to do a lot when you're playing the bass. J.K.! Oh, did you guys see that animated GIF of Batman and Robin and a bunch of people in a band together? It's animated. It is freaking amazing looking. I wish I had access to it right now. Who let my ex in? Womp womp. Two peanuts are walking down the street while one was assaulted. My name isn't Nino Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. God, do I tell the bad joke? Hold on. Folks, I'll give you the punchline. No. I will just say the question. You guys have to guess the punchline. Because I don't want to say it. You ready for this? I'll wait until you're all ready. So many lords here. Lord Bahamut 780. Might thee be... Oh, uh, what? I started bicycle? Guys, the hot jams turned off. One-handed, one-handed, one-handed. Ready, ready, not ready. Have Batman tell a joke. You'll be in the clear. Okay, here we go, guys. Offensive joke time. 3, 2, 1, ready. Okay, a dad takes his family on vacation and when they get to the hotel, the dad walks up to the desk clerk and he goes, hey, I just want to make sure that all the porn up in the room is disabled. And the store clerk goes, or the desk clerk goes, figure it out for yourself. If I keep a long enough gap in between, I could probably... There's a... I'll just let you guys guess the punchline because I don't want to get in trouble. You guys get to guess the punchline. Smoke on the water, ladies and gentlemen. You guys are all pretty close. You get it, you get it. It's terrible. It's a terrible joke. I'm sorry. I'm not kidding. You get the idea. It's about the guy having a family. Just kidding. The joke is that he had kids. What a loser. WFMOZ! Welcome to the hottest kids on the internet! Alright, Trader, good luck with your pizza. Liv? Liv? Tyler? Please, calm down. Stop. Did you guys hear about the fire at the circuit? It was intense. My God, Spinchan. Pinball Mike. Yeah, guys. Make video game references. No! Guys, the teacher is out of the room. You cannot talk right now. Oh, the stage was real. Live silent. Guys, circus jokes are on point. Where you going? Oh, you better freaking not. Oh, okay. Okay, there it is. Thank you. 900,000 bars. Guys, do not talk about Super Mario Brothers. It makes me cry. Oh, actually, doesn't matter. That's actually a pinball machine, so, uh, screw you, guys. Uh, Street Fighter. Nope, that was a pinball machine also. Pac-Man? Oh, that was a pinball machine also. Had to change computers to keep watching the stream? Hell yeah, Sean. Hey, so who wants to come here and animate some crap for me? Because I don't feel like working at all tonight. Also, now I'm going to be wine drunk. Viv? Love you. Mom? Mom? Mom, please? Want to hang out? So Hubert actually thought the game was really... Okay. I can animate crap. Whoa, zigzag, hell yeah, let's go. Wine drunk equals crying? Guys, I'm not there yet. I haven't started crying yet. Although, when I was three bottles deep last Friday, I wasn't really crying that much. Or was I, honestly? I don't remember too much of that night. Can you settle the french fries down, man? You missed the straw polling link I post it I shall post link for you Click-erino, face-erino, chat-erino. Is this really how it's going to go down? Trust the bounce. Don't trust the bounce. Trust the bounce. You little guy! What's up, buddy? Welcome! I mean, welcome. You found my secret stream. There's all. Alfred ordered me a frickin' pizza. Bitch. Such a bitch. Where's Rachel? Ooh, the backspin with a free frickin' jump shot, my man. You sound... I sound like Bowles? Oh, right, Bowles. Wait, from Powerpuff Girls? My voice isn't that squeaky. Nailed it. Look at him, massaging those balls. I'm not drunk, you're drunk, you're going to jail. Crap! Oh my god. Y'all bubbles, yeah, bubbles from Trailer Park Woods. Don't look at my true identity. Sweaty, sweaty. Licensing gone mad. Wine of choice? My wine of choice is anything red. I prefer a... Crap, I'm forgetting the name of it. This is a Cabernet. But this is just a five-buck truck from Trader Joe's. So, Stig Zag essentially paid for this bottle of wine. Stig Zag, I love you. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers? Do you want some of this? You want some wine, buddy? You want a little wine? Want a little wine? Huh? Want some? No? Okay. Uh, I added two people because I am a fool. Let's play some pinball! WQOZ FM Chicago Coming to you with all the greatest hits And the pinball flips My name's Jack Danger I'll be here all night hosting And roasting And toasting Get your butts out It's time to play Let's play some pinball Let's play some pinball Let's play some pinball Let's play some pinball Let's play some pinball Let's play some pinball Let's play some pinball Nailed it. There's a kid here. They can't drink that. Too late. I put it on camera, which means they have ingested it. That's just science. Internet science. Do you guys even know what internet science is? Up is down, left is right, one is two, five is nine. And a tall skinny guy from Chicago can be Batman if he freaking wants to. I'm eight year old Uncle Jack. Don't drink, please. Second hand alcohol. Okay. Let's get a better grip on this bottle. Drinking and flipping and flipping and drinking. I'm Batman, I can do whatever. I've paid my dues. I'm swift. Time after time. I'm actually doing better one handed. That's safe, folks. Are you effing kidding me right now? Folks, I'm playing one-handed pinball while drinking wine, and then I got distracted by someone saying my name. Most literal interpretation of second-hand alcohol ever. Sorry. All right. 7-3 Friday. Fancy Friday. Welcome to Fancy Friday, folks. My name is Jack. I like stuff. I hope you do, too, because we're going to be looking at it for another hour and a half. Ooh, and he just misses his freaking shot. Again. Nice ramp, Jack. Thanks, Jack. Solid miss. But, Douglas, into the L, up nothing, double up nothing, and down the drain. I saw Kansas live. Nice. So, how many of you are recording this wine stream? We're not going three bottles deep, okay? Don't get it twisted. I have this track on Korean vinyl? What's the difference between regular vinyl and Korean? That isn't up to you. That's up to the wine. Confirmed four bottles at least. Nubus Thor. The newest of the sores. He's new at being a sore, but he'll get the hang of it. And soon, everyone will be sore. Nubus Thor! Stop, stop, hey what? Oh, what's this? Oh God. Badge? Oh, Badge is still here? Things are coming! Back! Oh, I hit that? So hard. Guitar Hero the pinball? Okay. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Oh, you wanna see your bats? I don't know how he wears that thing on the bat. The Batman mask always ruins it for me. Data code, how you doing, buddy? What Batman mask are you talking about? Currently, I'm wearing sunglasses. Human sunglasses. Oh, farts. Oh, farts. Oh, farts. I love when you say my name. Okay. You're not getting a lot of people saying your name, that sucks. Oh, that mask makes my nose burn. I mean, I'm not Batman. There's no meowing awayward, son. Don't you cry. Wee-wee-oh, so-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo. It's Garfin Mask now. Say it's slower. Say what's slower? Toxic Rattling. What's he doing? Can I get one freaking ball that doesn't drink? On a scale of one to three bottles deep... Bro, turn on some ACDC, man. I do like some ACDC, I'm not going to lie. I'm definitely more of a... I mean, I love ACDC. I'm more of a meatloaf fan, honestly. I can just listen to that meatloaf. Oh, good. Oh, oh. Guys, my nose is running. Can we hit a ramp? Hit a something? Hit a gym? Get your motor running. Head out on the... Oh, wait! All right, where are you going? Where's everyone going? Oh, Lazarus and then gone. You got a haircut since last I seen the stream. Oh, yeah. laughing at it doesn't answer my question. Wait. He, Mark got pretty wasted. Does Stacey's mom have it going on? Obvious she does, man. They made a song about it. I don't know a lot of Stacey's, but I can only assume that their mothers have it going on. Alright, Zeus is done. So I don't need to shoot for that garbage anymore. Oh crap! Alright, oh crap! Okay, stop. Sit. Stay. Save the flip. Live. Give me... Oh, that would have been frickin' awesome. They have... Give me... Oh, that would have been frickin' perfect. See, you screw up the staging and everything's gone. Do you want to build a pinball machine? Static code, I do not want to build one, but I would love to re-theme one. Absolutely. and I'm going to do so I'm gonna buy an EM off of Gavin and I'm going to strip it and re-theme it and it's gonna be freaking amazing. I hear thunder. That's my stomach man. I don't have that pizza. Jack has delivered so hard in the past anyone short of Gary Stern will be a disappointment. Wet Wild Wendy, welcome back! Not the thunds. Thunds! Thunds? I hear thunds. Heavy Metal Thunder. Do you get thunderstruck? Occasionally. More of a starstruck kind of guy. Once I start, like, legit DJing, the stream's going to be over, because I can't play songs and this stuff at the same time. Not a huge fan of re-theming old games. They are often rare enough as is. Sean, I'm only going to re-theme a game that is completely destroyed. This has already been discussed in great detail with a lot of my pinball friends. the only machine I will re-theme is a machine that has completely destroyed everything. Like, playfield art is ruined. If I get a back glass that's in mint condition, I'm going to sell it and just paint my own. I just need a playfield and electronics and the programming. And I can actually see and see my own playfield as well, so I can just take off and put on whatever I need to do myself. You ever get homestruck? More of a butt-struck. Butt-struck kind of guy? Is butt-struck a thing? Destroy Simpsons. I don't know that I get a lot of backlash for that, honestly. I think pinball life would be the only person pissed off at me. A good song comes on, and Jack starts making his shot. And then missing. Horrible. I ain't asking for fun. I'm just looking for some tush. Looking for some tush. What a champion. DE Simpsons is too good in trash? Man, I don't know. I have a question. How hard is it for you to move the pinball tables to under the camera when you switch them out. Ultigist, it depends on the machine. Like, if I'm going to play the game that's next to the machine I'm streaming on, all I have to do is slide the rig over. But for instance, like, we had to move Tron in here from the other room. Pinball machines don't really weigh that much. It depends on the game, though. Like, a wide body from the 80s or 90s, those things weigh a lot. Like, pick up a Roadshow, and then pick up Tron. And one is going to waste substantially more than the other. Not by myself. Not alone. I ain't asking for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown. I'm just looking for some juice. Don't make me hit you. I'll do it. Nikki, Nikki, are you part of the Portland crew? I've got a lot of friends that live out there, and I saw somewhere that it said you were from Portland. That's freaking dope. Anyone else here from PDX, man, you guys are the business. You guys had a pinball scene that stayed very strong for a very long time and still is very strong. I'm making out with a goat did you just want me to say that so it can be your ringtone later? I'll say it again I'm making out with a goat Jack needs a little cartoon mascot to hang out with him Tilt Bob the friendly pendulum Guys, Vigo needs to be in the bathroom or who else is going to make sure the poop stays in the toilet? This building's haunted. Get up there. Come on. Get the fridge up there. 1.2. I am from Portland, but I've only hung out with my uncle hoping that changes. Right on. Good evening, everybody. Arena. Aaron Sunia. Wonko. Travis. Hello, Travis. V. Martin. Damn, Gina. Get up there. Oh, making me dance. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Not my uncle, you're my uncle. Oh, Uncle Kermie. Yeah, Uncle Kermie is awesome. Confusion. Is that a freaking clock? Who are you? Give me a toilet wonder. I'll show the turds his boss Sean you to me I'm pretty sure Vigo could use a day off Nice. No, God, please. Why don't you do what I ask you to? Look at this crap. Look at this crap. Welcome back. Who left? Oh, Jaded, welcome back, buddy. I hope the poop went well. I hope everything came out all right. Sorry folks, we're not trying to turn this into a poop talk. Whoa! That didn't count, and it went right through Jim's frickin' ding-dong there. There's a big fly in here! I'm... I have hip-heavity, folks. Sorry, my voice cracked. You got in ze way. You got me today. Please, somebody, stop. All of you, stop. Think you're going to play some Attack from Mars at the bar, but it's so hot I might melt. Nice. Um, yes. It is pretty nasty hot. Just watch the most full six hours of Papa 18, some really nice plays. Hell yeah. I was there. Obviously, I'm not an A player. But man, those guys are good. End of the line, nerds. End of the line. Okay, why am I playing with all three balls and not trapping up here? Oh man, the fishtails? Okay, the fishtails during Papa 18. The fishtails was in the B division bank. And that game was pissing everyone off because it was messed up. And then they put it for the A division finals. and it was people who were A players, like Bo and Cairns, were getting as garbage scores as we were in the B bag. Because screw that game. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Mom. Stop. The deflection. The deflection. Really? Everyone's going to leave? It's a party, man. Pinball is so fudging fun. You are correct. Make sure to play pinball. If you don't play pinball, make sure to watch me play pinball. And if you don't like watching me play pinball, go watch other people play pinball. If you don't like pinball at all, What the hell are you doing? Seriously, get the hell out of here. Oh, I thought I explained that right. I did not. God, why is the Hoot on again? If the... Guys, if Pinball Wizard comes on, I'm busting a bottle over someone's head. No freaking joke. Live. You going to replay effects? I sure am! I sure am. We actually booked our hotel today. We're Airbnb-ing a place that's about a mile and a half away from replay effects. It's going to be incredible. You can bust a bottle over my head if I can have unlimited access bottle over my head if I could have unlimited access to pinball. Toxic Rhyme Man, you're able to come here whenever you want to. Does some control your music or are you controlling it? I'm leaving it up to chance. Chance, the dildo sitting right here. No, just, it's sort of, it's called Sonza. It's like Sonos or RDO or Pandora, but it's way cooler. Let's be honest, who here would take a bottle over the head for a pinball machine? I think I have taken a bottle over the head before. I wonder what the difference is between A division players? Dude. A division players are built by Skynet, and we lowly humans are battling them. I don't know, I love pinball, but bottles over the head? Man. Guys, let's Play game. How many bottles over the head do you want? JD got a revenge on Fishtail for ripping the flipper button off. Yep. And I still have it, too. Forever my trophy. Forever my trophy. That was supposed to burst! We never clarified what kind of bottle. like, I'm drinking this and you walk up to me, there's like half a bottle of wine in here, and you're like, Jack, I want a pinball machine and I just look at you and take a step back, grab this and go, BOOM and while you're on the ground, either knocked out or just crying and bleeding, I'm like keep the freaking change you filthy animal and then I just throw you the keys to a pinball machine. Yes, this machine is still set up redonkulously, Steve. Is that a phrase? Oh no, the batteries are dying on the playfield thing. Guys, hold on. Let's watch me replace some batteries this way. Concussion is temporary, exactly. Just please don't fall asleep guys. Because you'll forget that you have a concussion and then you'll go to death. Dear Death. And then Death will make fun of you for falling asleep with a concussion. He's a real piece of crap. Ugh, God. Batteries are dead. What is that? It's a light, Jaded. Did you get fed up with Daft Punk? No, I love Daft Punk. I just... I was watching some streams today, other people, and they were listening to, like, classic rock and playing video games, but they didn't have us found on the games. And I was like, man, you know what? I really just enjoy just listening to this, you know? And I figured I would give that a shot today, just because. It's not a permanent thing, obviously, because I do not want all of my videos muted. But I figured I'd try today. Um, I don't know that I want to hear this. Oh, I do want to hear this, though. Jack is a pinball fanatic battery killer. Uh oh. Slow ride, take it easy ladies and gentlemen. It's so shiny. I could turn it down, but then, you'll look. Give me the ball Oh my god dude. Time for a slow ride guys. Let's all go for a slow ride. Give me the points. Cool. Oh. Oh. Oh. Where you going? Oh. Oh. Yeah, exactly Travis, for sure. Oh yes, kiss it. Girl, you know what's up. Relax, dish guy in the... Oh, get up in there. Stop, Olivia. Slow ride, take it. Easy. Why do you not go Easy. Why do you not go up the freaking ramp? Do you ever play tournaments while wearing headphones? Nah. You need to be able to hear the games, man. And honestly, there's some... I don't know. I don't know. You can watch people like Yorin who play with noise-canceling headphones in. That's not necessarily headphones, because they can still hear. It's just sort of destroying everything around them. Transformer, what's up, buddy? I tried playing with music once, and I did it at Papa, during Papa. Nick gave me headphones, and I started playing, I don't know what I was playing. It was like some classic 80s hot jam, maybe something from Poison, I don't know. But I was rocking out so hard because I was doing so well that I was dancing, and I was going, and I did not notice that I was endangering the game. I was causing warnings while I was playing. Because I couldn't hear him. And then I tilted and looked up and was just so dismayed that I had tilted and I turned around and Nick's like, I've been yelling at you the whole time, you ding-dong. You're dancing on the machine. Yeah. Arantania. That shark is a monster. He's also the guy that taught me everything I know about playing pinball. I'm not giving you guys, like, my tournament play because that would be boring to watch because it's like all the focus and none of the talking and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Time was slow today. Oh, God, my wife. Yeah, you gotta be able to hear the machines, guys. You need to. You need to. People that play and listen to music, they just, they don't know what they're missing. Like, for instance, I have the sound down on this machine, and it's hard to anticipate when it's going to kick it out of the scoop there because I can't hear the anticipation noise that most machines have when there's a baldabug being shot out of a scoop. Slow ride? Take it easy. Oh, corner's lit? Don't mind if I... Get it! Roll me! Oh, what? Lazarus! That was an intense, intense Lazarus, ladies and gentlemen. Come on, baby. Take a slow ride. Come on, baby. Take a slow ride. There's the super. Super duper. Yeah, that bounce back was insane. Oh, come on, baby. Take a step on me. Come on, baby. Yo, my pick-perfect singing skills, ladies and gentlemen. What was that end of the line I missed? Was it higher than 2.5? 1.35, okay. We're getting there. Oh, God. Stop, everyone. Thank you. Woo! Time for a wine break. What was the first day you started streaming, and what did you want to stream? Transformers, when I first started streaming, it wasn't with this account. I streamed Hearthstone, and it was awesome. And that's where I got the taste for talking like an idiot and people listening to me, and it was incredible. And then I shut it down because I got nervous because I was making a lot of money. And it felt illegal to me. So I shut that down. And then I built this rig on actually this physical specific machine. That's why this game means a lot to me, because this is the machine I learned how to stream on. It was a very, very archaic looking setup, but it was awesome. And then I started this account to start fresh, so I didn't have all the Hearthstone people screaming at me. Because honestly, I lost everybody when I started streaming pinball on that account. Why is that a bottle and not a bag of wine? Because I'm not trying to space bag right now, man. I'm all about this bottle life. I'm all about that bottle life. Um, folks, do you want to know a secret? Today, wait, what's the date? Yeah, today is 40 weeks. We have successfully completed 40 weeks of streaming straight. Holy crap. Of streaming Monday through Friday for at least two hours. 40 frickin' weeks. It's a lot of pinball. And we've had our sub button for like a month and a half, which is also amazing. 40 weeks tight. Yeah, guys. when I started the stream early on, I had a lot of people come into the stream that were just sort of trolling the bottom of the barrel streamers telling me like, what the hell am I looking at? This ain't going nowhere. And now I'm freaking excited to see that there's 48 people here chatting, having fun, sending me sexy photos. I love all of you and can't wait to mouth hug every single person in the chat. Mouth hugging, I think, is a very disgusting term, and I apologize. Liv, stop. Calm down. Yeah, Jaded's been here. Oh my gosh, Jaded. Now you have a top-tier troll. We made it, boys. We made it. Are you... Single tear. Capital prize. Exactly. TK, doo-doo. Or is that dodo? It's probably dodo. I like doo-doo. I mean, I don't like doo-doo. TK, thanks for coming, buddy. Is this the freaking Hold on The stream has something Guys. Guys, I am so freaking sorry. Thumbs the frick down 900 times. Google Loudness Wars. The Who? Who? The Who? I remember on stream I bad-mouthed The Who once while Bob Twitchell was in the chat. Bob is a Pimble player who's probably in his mid-50s, and he's like, you frickin' hipsters bad-mouthing The Who. You don't understand or respect good music. No, there's songs from The Who I can appreciate. And there's a lot of it that I do not like. And also, Pinball Wizard is like a cheese grater on your frickin' elbow, dude. I can't listen to that song. A cheese grater on your elbow. I hope you understand. You got lured in from the homepage. There you go. Stubbing like these letters. Honestly, can't thank you enough. Love you, love your face, love your butt, all that stuff. Our children are going to be incredible looking, regardless of what sex you are. Yay! Can one... I'm going super ham tomorrow for fourth of July, for sure. Alright, Skippy, have a good night, buddy. Thanks for coming, man. I appreciate you and your lovely taste. Thank you for coming. And thank you for leaving. Just kidding. Don't make me. Too spooky. Oh, Wendy, you found us on the homepage also? That's awesome. What? What? What? Lethal Frag, my man, my brother, my bearded brother from another bearded mother, welcome to the league, you're amazing! Folks, can I get some flippers up please for Lethal Frag? Um, yo. Lethal Frag, my boy, we're gonna battle, we're gonna make out, it's gonna be incredible. One of those two, one of those two, one of those two, one of those two. It's gonna be great. Frag with the, with the sub, man, thank you so much brother. We turned the machine music down and played some sort of classic jams today because we're just sort of hanging out. I didn't expect too many people on the day before the 4th of July. Trixie is here also, are you kidding me? You too, you too. Welcome. them. Guys. Oh, you guys. You guys. Jack, I kicked your butt. Oops, wait, I did that already. Secret information. Don't kick my butt. I cannot find this damn shop. Get. Here There we go. Yes. There we go. Yes. Oh, you said, been watching the Catch Alive cast to sub. Ah, lethal. Thanks, man. You are the best. The best. Pricky, thank you also for coming. Can't thank you enough. Sharks. Adrenaline. His bank doesn't like when he subs to channels for some reason. Brother, your creature looks incredible, man. I'm super jealous. I'm super jealous. We have a beautiful World Cup, a beautiful Twilight Zone. Actually, if you type machines in here... That is what we're sitting on right now. Aw, give me that. You ding-dong. Anyway, yeah. Folks, go watch Lethal Frag. He's pretty much the guy that sort of... He like... How do I put this? How do I put this? He showed me that there could be a nice looking pinball string on the internet. And definitely encouraged me to set out and do this stuff. And we did it. We did it right. And I love every freaking person here. Guys, calm down. Honestly, dude, thank you so much for something. Can't wait to see you at TwitchCon. It's going to be great. We're going to battle. I've already got a few people that can loan some machines out. I've just got to figure out if I'm going to bring them to the conference center so we can stream from there. Should be rad. Your setup's greatly improved since last day of watch. Thanks, man. The only thing that really changed was operating systems. By moving to a PC, for some reason you're able to get more USB bandwidth into the machine. Thus, I'm able to get like a 60 frames per second and all that fun stuff. The day you played Walking Dead with a group was cool. Thanks, Benny. We have a lot of people on the stream usually. Just not this week because I was trying to... Take it easy. Take it easy. The Walking Dead in general is awesome. Although the Walking Dead also is a drain monster because it has a bit of a physical flaw coming out of the pop bumpers. This is sort of the same setup. So coming out of the pop bumpers is like this wall. And while the ball's rolling down, it wants to drain down the center 99% of the time. And you have to hit the game in order to make it live. And that's why our tilt record was set on The Walking Dead with 45 freaking tilts in a week, man. Because you have to hit that game. It's unfortunate. Cool player. Did that on a whim and it looked great. Yeah, yeah. Oh, baby. Yeah, so that game's a bit of a pain in the butt. But you know what? It's the hard games that we like here. The reason we bought Iron Man to begin with was because we'd go to tournaments, and that machine would just bust our balls every freaking time. I got a latch, didn't I? And we're sitting there, we're like, why is this game so hard? And we're like, ah, screw this game, it sucks. And then we thought about it, and we were like, you know what? Actually, this game is a lot of fun because it's challenging. And that game is so fast, and when the monger comes up, that is just an instant screw you guys shot, because it's a giant bash toy right over the center drain. Not to mention, we set up all the machines here, just as hard as possible. This game is as steep as the feet will let us make it. And buzz. Come on. There we go. Stop it. Hey, hey, hey, Derek, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming, man. Stop. Go up said ramp, please. I hope everyone's got awesome frickin' Fourth of July plans. Is this live? Oh, my God. Guys, live music is just... If you're not there listening to it live, there's no freaking reason. Okay, this is breaking my heart. Once I get my money for my new CPU, I'm going to stream my... Jaded, I can't wait to see you stream Guns N' Roses, man. You know what? I was talking to... So Stern isn't going to get us our Kiss Machine next week, but the week after. So what I'm thinking I'm going to do is maybe go to a bar like Logan Arcade, wink, and stream their kiss for like a day. Just to put it on the internet. And then also drink the beers. All the beers. The carom freaking gem shot got a love. Oh, of course, it doesn't work that fast. I got a fever. a little cowbell. Can you give me one break? Just one. Thank you. That's what I wanted. Oh, baby. When you start streaming pin, let me or Fright know. We can add you to the team. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, Lethal Fright started a pinball streamers team. It's legit. Do that That asks on Monday at Logan. Hobbs, what's up, buddy? Actually, Hobbs, that's a good idea. Monday would be it. Monday isn't when the league is, though, is it? When do they have their league going on there? What is happening? Because there's something happening on Mondays at Logan Arcade, and I don't know what it is. Because Tuesdays is the pin golf. Which I heard is for IPA points now, and that is super, super rad. Hello? Mixed fly? Big mixed fly! Screw the ball up the ramp. Come on, Mom! Oh my God, this game. This game. Rubber ducks are yellow. I bought one and I will stream it every day. The CPU board is kind of flaked. Jaded, I thought you were getting a new one made or something. For your G&I. Uh, Prickly or Frag, how far away from San Francisco do you guys live? Uh, that's where the TwitchCon is, right? I believe. Is it like close to you guys or do you also have to travel to get there? Don't take your hands off the game, folks. Uh, it's a rule I stressed when I'm teaching people pinball and I just disobeyed myself. You have to fly out right on me. I too have to fly. To the extreme with the Lazarus. What's up, bud? Come off. Fall somewhere appropriate. W-F-M-O-Z. The hype is real. We're right next to Canada. I guess I'm not too far from Canada. Chicago, Illinois. We're in the good old Midwest. Loving and living life. Drinking the beers, eating the sausages. the pizzas are deep and our rivers are green. Guys, that Fishtails, I am so glad that's gone. Let's not talk about Fishtails anymore. That game pissed me off. I ripped the button off of that thing for a reason. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. I've been chatting with Matt about going to the pinball convention in Chicago. I'm actually near... Oh, you're from Peoria. That's awesome. You have to go to Chicago Pinball Expo because it is... It's like the OG. It's where you will know that all the important people in pinball are going to be there. And it's remarkable. Like, this year, Ryan Adams is walking around there because he's a pinhead. The musician, Ryan Adams. Peoria. I'm from Gurney, Waukegan area. Where Six Flags Great America is. You, this fling shot doesn't work. And then all of a sudden, when I'm not paying attention, or am paying attention to it not working, it decides to kick in. Because, F you, right, Tron? Right? Thanks. Thanks for nothing. Just taking care of business. You been there for sure? Hell yeah. Truck catch. Bounce back. So folks, we are going to perform a post pass and try to shoot this Cora shot again. Here we go. Nailed it. Now we have to hit Cora. So, because I can only hit that from a rolling shot, I don't know how to hit it from a cradle. We're going to try to baby flip it up so it has a little momentum when it's going. If I say it from Peoria, some Chicago knows where that... Yeah, exactly. Ah, screw that. Jack, can you do me a favor and turn off all the lights in your room and stream one game pin lights only? You know, I'll do that for the very last game. How does that sound? I'll crank the music up. I'll turn the lights off. And we'll have a very sexy, very dark game of pinball. Very arcade bar-esque feel to it. We'll make it happen. Just for Gearson, the rest of you have to sign off and go crying to your pillows. There's the freaking ramp. I've been looking for you, buddy. Come on, get in there. Everybody. Take the can. Alright, here we go. So we've got to beat up this gate a little bit until it opens back up, and then put a ball in there for the super jackpot. Just like that. And then you drain, uh, get a tear, and get back to chopping wood. Our light cycle multiball is lit, and I missed it. Oh, crap. Crap on me. Don't crap on me. I don't think they'll leave. They'll yell encore. For me, sometimes I can't see the ball. You can't see the ball right now? Um, I wonder if that's me just adjusting the gamma in the room on the camera. We have 26 cantons here in Switzerland, Player 1. Oh wow, that made it really bad. We're working overtime. Toxic Ratman, are you watching it from an iPod? How can you not see this big shiny ball? The camera is up a little higher on this machine, though, because it doesn't have a tournament sign on the top of it that we cannot pull down like your typical tournament sign. Really? Really? Really, this is what you're going to do? I make out with you every night, and you're going to screw me like this. Come on, Tron. Thought we had a thing. Thought we had a thing going. There you go. Korra? Really? Dude, I want this. What's gonna happen? Oh, I thought that was falling in. I thought that was falling in. Booyahshaka! I'm getting pinged back. Oh, I hit that. I nailed it. Alright, guys. How about this? The next game, we'll turn off all the lights. We'll have a dark sexy sesh. An old tron here. A dark sexy sesh. Please? Stop? No! Trap up! Dummy! Trap, trap, trap! Stop. Okay. Or leave. That's fine. Ground Control has an Arabian Nights table that is too dark for me to play? Really? Toxic. That sucks, man. Sometimes there's games where if the GI is like really screwed, like, uh, Ram Stoker's Dracula, for instance, is a game where if the GI is off, screw ever trying to play that game. 100%. That was my fault. Don't, don't double flip, kids. Okay, let's get, let's get sexy with it. Welcome to Tron! Oh yeah, wine. Are you excited? Oh, you just don't want to see my face, you nerd. Fine, here, look at my junk instead. We can see your... No, drone cam doesn't work for you yet? Okay. Welcome back, Internet. Oh, what the hell was that? Oh gosh! I can't hear the call out for when the ball is getting kicked out. Oh my god. Battle Rinsler! Oh, wait a second. No, my battery! It's time to play some pinball! Can you name my new dog? Yeah, how about um, how about Flavius? How about, oh, how about uh, Jack Danger? How about Pinbot? I like Pinbot. Navy Dog, Valley Williams. Whoa, look at the glow here. This is insanity. And Sonia, we do have a Dark Knight, just not available right now. Oh, the fumbles. Oh, what about a Batman emote? It exists. Yeah, Jackman, Jackroom. We're playing scary songs from the 70s. You know, actually, this is... It's really easy to see the table right now. Like, physically, it's really nice in here. Woman! Oh, that life cycle skill shot. Boop. Nailed it. Get up the thing. Get up the thing. Yes. Give me the ball back. No, that's garbage. That's garbage. You're playing like garbage. bounce pass oh it keeps rattling around on something up there I don't know what it is but it's throwing off the speed to the flicker so it like ruins the timing let's get this party started with a bang right sounds like that guys nighttime stream. The Night Strum. You've got to give that back. Oh, I'm pissed. The next song should be Control. Oh my God. Okay, guys. You guys want to hear a song? Yes. We're doing that Right now. No. I like... No. The other song. Hold on. We're almost there. We're almost there. We're almost there. Who? Is this song called Control? This song's not called Control. Prince sings this song. Batman just has a bunch of magnets in his belt. That's why he's good at pinball. Like the impossible carom there. The double gem. Almost a triple. We have 21 tilts, David? Are you kidding me? Wasting time fighting all those bad dudes. He could be out there playing pinball. What a chump. Come on, Batman. Come on, Batman. Batman playing pinball, getting his butt whooped by Keith Elwin, dressed as the Joker. Bo and Karen dressed up as the Penguin. Yorian dressed as the Riddler. I like this, I like this. I think we have a TV show in our hands, folks. I'm tempted to eat this. multiball, you ding-dong! The fumble. Rachel is calling me. Guys, no free bird, okay? No free bird. Oh, that's it. Oh, that was almost it. Best! Best! Okay, come on baby. So I understand the whole flashing means no time. Hold on, let me answer this real quick. Can I get a cradle please? Skip to Freebird? Yeah, we can skip Freebird. This song is like 900 minutes long. Uh, guys, how to skip the Freebird, por favor. Okay, so, so I understand the whole flashing means you got the mode and solid means you finished. But what are the requirements to finish each particular mode? You have to get the super jackpot freak mode. So, Flynn, you have to hit the red arrow. Done. done. Gem means you have to start the gem mode and then hit the actual gem shot, like once or twice. Clue is finishing all the clues. Zeus is completing the Zeus targets like four times. Cora is all about starting Cora and then getting one jackpot with the gem. Disk is all about beating the crap out of disk until the wall comes up, knocking the wall down and getting one shot in there. Then that's lighting up the disk. And Light Cycle is all about a combo. So you have to shoot up the ramp, up through Korra, up the side ramp, and then into the Flynn's Arcade to solidify light cycle. So I'm gone for like an hour and now you're the Dark Knight. Batman. You tell anybody who I actually am Crunchy Beast You tell anybody who I actually am, Crunchy Beast, we're going to have a real problem. Zibble-dibble-dobble-dobble-dibble-dibble-dibble-dee. There it is. Okay. Nope. Really? You're going to just ruin my life like that? Got to figure it out. Babyfoot? Where are the drugs? Are we dead? Can we trust him? Where's Rachel? Guys, don't talk about Rachel. We're divorced, it's over, I apologize. In a world where one guy drinks three bottles of wine and pretends to marry a girl over the internet. Cap of Pride. Alright, guys. This nighttime stuff... This feels like I'm in a freaking arcade right now. Oh, farts. You, you, you, you. me me me me me me me. Here we go. Capital Pride. Oh there he is. Purple freaking haze. Can't tell if this mask is crushing my nose or if I have like a a like a heart bigger in there. Probably in there. Yeah, that's right. Excuse me. Oh crap. Excuse me. While I kiss this guy. Excuse me while I kiss this Let's do it over here. Alright, folks. I think I got one more game in me. We're going to figure out a hot jam to play to. Oh, I know what we're going to listen to. I know what we're going to listen to. Oh, multiball. That's fine. We'll do that. We'll do all this. You! Fuck you! We're gonna be work, Rachel. Mom! Yo, uh, Batman's mom. What was Batman's mom's name? I know she's dead, which is unfortunate. Batman's mom. That's a good band name. Okay. Here we go. I've just had this song stuck in my head all day, I gotta hear it. Come on internet! Reset the lean normal and blow this game up, screw that. I don't want a station, and blow this game up. Screw that. I don't want to speech and just play the damn song. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, have a wonderful night. I love you to death. This is the last game of the night. I encourage you all to spend your 4th of July blowing stuff up, throwing fireworks at friends, But play it safe. And above all else, drink some wine. One-handed play. Ya mama. That's the way I'm harder than a puppet in a party dance And I'm a toy I'm part of the existence I'm a child of the stress And I'm a part of the emotion I'm part of the emotion I'm part of the emotion I'm part of the emotion I'm part of the emotion Fourth of July to you too. Oh, it's dark in here. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. I'm over here. I'm over here, dummy. Hey, hey, hey. Ah, there you go. How you doing? Have a wonderful evening, folks. Have a great Friday night. Have a great Fourth of July weekend. Go have fun, you know. I'm stuck at work, unfortunately, but I'm at least going to go have time to have fun and do my stuff. Thank you all for the subs. Thank you all for the donations. And thank you all for the follows. I can't do this without you folks, and I love every single one of you. Big shout out to Frag for showing up, man. You're awesome. It's super rad. Folks, I encourage you to go watch Lethal Frag. I believe he's on tonight, shortly after us. Um, go play pinball. I love you. I'm going to finish up the song. We're getting out of here. I like your face. I'm going to be ready to make love. Tell you my boys, my boys, if you tell them to call it. I'll tell them to tell them to call it. I want your face, I'm not here anymore No way, man! I want your face, I'm not here anymore I love you. Thank you.

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