# The Simpsons (Data East1990) 06/18/15

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-06-22  
**Duration:** 133m 19s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0smammIKxA

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## Analysis

Deadflip streaming session featuring Jack Danger, Brad Stark, and community members playing Data East's The Simpsons (1990) pinball machine. The stream focuses on gameplay, chat interaction, and casual discussion about pinball culture, with tangential commentary about merchandise quality issues, motorcycles, and tournament organization.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] Data East made a better Simpsons game than the other Simpsons pinball — _Jack Danger explicitly states 'I'm so glad that Data East made a better The Simpsons. A better The Simpsons. Not the other The Simpsons.' referring to Stern's later Simpsons Pinball Party_
- [HIGH] The Simpsons Data East is described as 'a one-trick pony' focused entirely on the ramp shot — _Jack Danger: 'This game is a one-trick pony. The ramp? It's all the ramp. It's all the ramp.'_
- [MEDIUM] Data East games from that era had unusually expensive back glass artwork compared to playfield investment — _Discussion about Batman Forever and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles games: 'They spent more on the back glass than on [playfield]' referring to 1990s Data East manufacturing priorities_
- [HIGH] The stream had 11 tilts in one day of play on Data East Simpsons — _Jack Danger: 'Oh, really? Yes. We got 11 tilts yesterday.' indicating tilt sensitivity of the machine_
- [MEDIUM] Mortal Kombat pinball was never made because the franchise was too controversial and violent when pinball was at its peak — _Jack Danger speculation: 'Mortal Kombat was very controversial and violent at the time. And I don't know if that was really... There was a lot of people freaking out about that game.'_

### Notable Quotes

> "This game is a one-trick pony. The ramp? It's all the ramp. It's all the ramp."
> — **Jack Danger**, early in stream
> _Core gameplay assessment of Data East Simpsons' design philosophy_

> "I'm so glad that Data East made a better The Simpsons. A better The Simpsons. Not the other The Simpsons."
> — **Jack Danger**, mid-stream
> _Comparative statement between Data East Simpsons and Stern's later Simpsons Pinball Party_

> "There is no enjoying this game. There is only tolerating this game."
> — **Chat participant**, late stream
> _Critical take on overall game experience and design quality_

> "Those were two of the worst games to ever come out of Data East."
> — **Jack Danger**, late stream
> _References to specific Data East titles being poorly received despite the era being 'the golden age of pinball'_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Jack Danger | person | Deadflip host and Stern pinball designer, primary commentator during gameplay session |
| Brad Stark | person | Deadflip community member and player participating in tournament-style competition |
| Data East The Simpsons | game | 1990 pinball machine being played and analyzed; described as ramp-focused with tilt sensitivity issues |
| Simpsons Pinball Party | game | Stern pinball release (implied later than Data East version); subject of comparison discussions |
| Deadflip | organization | Streaming channel hosting the content; produces daily pinball gameplay streams Monday-Friday |
| Batman Forever | game | Data East pinball referenced in discussion about back glass investment vs playfield quality |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | game | Data East pinball with mirrored back glass from same era, referenced in manufacturing quality discussion |
| E3 | event | Gaming industry event happening during stream week; mentioned as competing for viewer attention |
| Southern Fried Game Room Expo | event | Upcoming pinball event where Deadflip hosts plan to attend and sign merchandise |

### Topics

- **Primary:** Data East Simpsons gameplay and design, Pinball machine manufacturing quality in 1990s, Comparative analysis of Simpsons pinball versions
- **Secondary:** Deadflip merchandise and shirt quality issues, Pinball tournament organization and scoring, Community engagement and streaming culture
- **Mentioned:** Pinball machine collection ownership

### Sentiment

**Mixed** (0.45) — Positive sentiment toward Data East Simpsons' design concept ('arguably one of their best games') but critical of actual gameplay experience ('drains easily,' excessive tilts). Frustration evident regarding merchandise quality issues. Community engagement and social atmosphere remain positive throughout stream.

### Signals

- **[event_signal]** Deadflip planning venue appearances at Southern Fried Game Room Expo with merchandise signing and potential multi-location streaming (confidence: high) — Jack Danger: 'Bring an official DeadFlip t-shirt and we'll sign it for you' and discussion of streaming from different locations
- **[design_philosophy]** Game criticized as over-reliant on single ramp shot mechanic ('one-trick pony'), limiting depth and variety (confidence: high) — Jack Danger: 'This game is a one-trick pony. The ramp? It's all the ramp.'
- **[product_concern]** 1990s Data East machines prioritized back glass artwork investment over playfield quality and durability (confidence: medium) — Discussion suggesting manufacturer spent disproportionate resources on cosmetics vs playfield functionality
- **[product_concern]** Data East Simpsons exhibits high tilt sensitivity with 11 tilts recorded in single play session, indicating potential mechanical design flaw or wear (confidence: high) — Jack Danger: 'Oh, really? Yes. We got 11 tilts yesterday.' and discussion of easy drains
- **[sentiment_shift]** Community perspective on Data East Simpsons shifted from positive retrospective ('arguably one of their best games') to critical assessment of actual playability (confidence: medium) — Contrast between initial praise and later gameplay commentary about poor playability

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## Transcript

 I need a new car. I don't have a car. I don't have a car either. Yeah, but my motorcycle is being rented right now by AIGA. Why? There's a giant party conference that's happening tonight at Red Moon. Is that why you're over there? They're trying to build all these different stations that have something to do with the people that are being recognized by Cars Against Humanity and all that stuff. And one of the guys from DSA Partners, Kurt, worked on all the motorcycle, Harley-Evason branding stuff. And they're like, we want a Harley. And my friend Val was like the chairman. He's like, oh, you have a Harley? I'm like, oh, I got a D-Harley. I'm a friend of that. It's not the Harley. Oh, it's the Harley. The Harley is the knight. It's the knight rod. Oh, you're a knight rod. The knight rod is the boss's Harley. Lauren Squeak, what's up? Jaded, thanks for the host, man. You the best. You the effing best. What up, Gearson? I want to, like, take a picture of the knight rod and take a picture of me or Harley and put it in the chat room and see if you, like, pick one. Yeah, no, I'm into it, man. It's a frickin' knight rod. It's called Night Rod. Because that's what your dick is. Then you scare me, I'm alone, home, and someone claps. Oh, sorry, Glory Hole. That's what you will get if you own this place. Yeah, you will get some Night Rod. Glory Hole, dude. That's a Night Rod. Yeah. That's pretty bomb. That's like a V-Rod, basically. Yeah. Whatever. Whatever. Cute motorcycle. If I would get a Harley, I'll tell you what, if I want a lottery or something, that's the bike I would get. Buy a nine-night-rod. I'd get a big-ass nine-night-rod. And then you go to the store and buy a Harley. Yep. Sorry, internet. Not being gross. We're being gross. Oh my god. Dude, so the Dead Flip shirts came in, the remakes, they're still screwed. So I built a very detailed graphic and sent it to them and we've been going back and forth. Oh, like a theme chip with the correct blue and the wrong blue? Like, this is your blue, this is the right blue. Yeah. What you need to do, and I know it sucks because part of this is like you don't want to have to deal with sending out t-shirts. You just want people to order the t-shirt and these guys deliver it. Come on, Night Rod. No, whatever. That's for chumps. The Night Rod's way boss looking. The thing will jump on that bike, eat it, and shit out an even better looking motorcycle. No, your motorcycle looks like the motorcycle my grandpa had. Yo, get ready. This is the motorcycle I had. I was literally talking about nothing for ten minutes at the end of my broadcast. Oh, Jaded. What's up, Demented? Jaded, I clicked in to start watching you, and then I had to leave to go do some other stuff, so I didn't get to watch much. What's that doing? Irish Eyes, what up? But, yo, I know you don't want to do it, but I think if you want to have, no, if you want the shirts to be correct, I think you have to have them made yourself, because you've got to be in charge of the shirts. That's very much true. But now with all the problems that... Talk to me. He does it. Oh, here. Actually, Danny is kind of looking for our name. I hear ding-dongs. Yeah, we got some ding-dongs. Yeah, I talked to Teespring. Oh, so now what's going to happen is people will have two misprinted Deadfoot shirts and then hopefully a correct one. Collector's items, folks. Make your money on the Internet. So for the price of one, that's a t-shirt they got free. That's a value. For the price of one, they got free. Well, so far they only got two for the price of one. Because these three are still making money on this. It costs them like five cents a shirt. I'm sure it's enough for them to get out of my bag. Probably one of those deals with UPS or something. Everything's free. Bulling pins. I don't know if they had t-shirts What up, Internet? Good. All right, here we go. The Internet says, hi, Brad. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day four, but technically day two on Daddy East Simpsons. Boo! Boo! Boo indeed. We started this week off with Stern Stargazer, a game from 1980, and the sound sort of capooted on it, and we switched over to Daddy Simpsons from 1990. This game is a one-trick pony. The ramp? It's all the ramp. It's all the ramp. Player one, what's up, buddy? CJ, what's up? With that nine viewers, dog, we're killing it. I ain't sweating. I ain't sweating. Yo! We'll get a few more. Eventually. I don't know. Brad Zac Stark is here. Brad Smith is here. Sponsored by Dr. Pepper. I'm Jack Danger. And I'm in love with your face. We are going to get a practice game in. I think Laura also might be coming, but I'm not sure. Crystal is here. Looks good. North Star. Crystal, what's up? Everybody's here. I'm here. All right. Let's do it. You ready? Yeah. I don't know about the game. Do you really though? No. Because there is all your fault because Stargazer is fixed. Yep. We could be playing Stargazer, but now we're playing freaking burritos or whatever the hell it's called. Burritos? Good job! This game has to be clean. Yeah, like draining. You can backhand the ramp. You can backhand the ramp. You can drain easily. Oh, you grid. You son of a biscuit. Pinball effect. What is up, Internet? I missed you guys. Oh, that That was a weird shot. I looked away. The mayor of Indiana is standing in front. Yep. Oh my god. Get ready to hit the... Oh! Chocolate! Chocolate! Ouch. Big man. With tea again? Come on, guys. Lauren's always drinking that tea. Butt shark. We got the mayor, butt shark, and then there's Jack. Aw, guys, I need a nickname. That was awesome. That's usually how my games go. That's Simpsons for you, man. I know, though. Game of Thrones. What? Encarnabra. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Body? I wasn't calling you body, I just said buddy incorrectly. Your body, sir. Lord Squeak, what's up, man? We have the mayor of Indiana, the buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The buzzard. The butt shark. And danger. I forget what the butt shark came from, but it's a movie. Danger and the butt shark. Oh, I have five times a donut. So five times a donut is nothing unless you've got some dough. Aw. You've got some dough there. Put it in there. Where are the donuts? Super Trooper equals ten. Who do you love? I think I'm going to put a t-shirt on. I got an invention for a t-shirt. Where are the donuts? Oh, the end ones are your bones. But one of the shops at the rim can give you five extra points for bonus, which is donuts. So your bonus is your bones. Yeah, your donuts are your bones. Whoa! Yay! That was a rocket ship. Whoa, mama. I'm so glad that Stern made a better Simpsons. A better Simpsons. Not the other Simpsons. The better Simpsons. Arguably one of their best games. I agree with that. I'd argue that. I'd argue with that. I'll argue with you. Nailed it. Oh, wrong guy. I didn't explain anything. Yeah. But then, don't anything we're talking. Stances. Dogs and cats are both dope. Okay. Cool, cool conversation. Love you. You're fine, you're fine. It only takes one ball, my friend. Dogs can be your best friend, but cats kill stuff that you don't want to hear. Yes, they do. Holy crap. We never see grocery bugs in our house because we have an army of feline predators. Why are we not there to pick some dead bugs? Gonna need that ring-a-meter tonight, Jack. I think we might be okay. As long as I can make that ramp shot over and over again, I'll take time. You suck. You suck. What's it like to flip? I'm wondering. Ask your first friend. Ask your first friend? Yeah. Did Nick keep back on the busted up target? No. It's still there. It's just half a target. Oh my God. What's it like to flip? What? Alright, folks, so we have 11 tilts on this from one day of Simpsons. Oh, really? Yes. We got 11 tilts yesterday. Yesterday was the first day, yeah. Yesterday. Because this game, because this game. That's just it. That's the answer. How many more race tilts? I know I saw one race tilt in a day. You're about to see... Thank you. You son of a... What happened? It didn't say what it did. Alright. We've got to get them bowling pins. CJ Beck was cracking my man. All the viewers are rolling in. Hello, internet. Thank you for coming. And thanks for hanging out. What? What? Because tilting on this machine does not punish you. What's up, bros? What's up, that darn chat? You're not funny. It's Simpson's orientation at work. Simpson's dad at East or Simpson's pinball party? Simpson's party. Yeah, we don't have a lot of working pinball parties here in Chicago. There's a lot of moving parts. I don't like this at all. The door was not very well made. Let's go. Ya mama. What is that lid they put on this freaking coffee? It's a freaking squirty lid. I like it. Alright. Can I flip once? Did anyone get the three ball multi jackpot yesterday? Crystal did it. Crystal was the only one to do that. Can I flip just once? I did it! Three strong sexy guys bringing up Walking Dead because I never saw it. Yeah! Does HQ still have a pinball party? It does, but it's missing the couch. Yes. So when you shoot up into the couch with these, it falls into the plane. There is no locking. Jerry's not knocking his people out! You're clippin' Fred, you're clippin'! I know! Aww, you got excited. Alright, I'm gonna write some names down. My back hurts. We got Brad. I don't know. We got Brad. I like this game. Let's keep doing that. We got Jack. Yeah, there. Alright, back in. Don't blame me. I didn't. So, can we find a Baywatch or a Sound Park? Oh, we can definitely find a... I know where a Baywatch is. Sound Park's probably not. That phenomenon was just off and screwed up on location. Did you guys fix the broken trap from the three bench? Nah, we just left it. It still goes down. I'm getting bored. Start shooting drop targets. Phil goes down. There you go. See? Now his multiball is ready. I don't want to. This isn't live. Jaquan Killa. Jaquan, hello from the past. In the future. I thought it was going to work. This isn't live. No, we're not live. Probably. We are not live. 30 seconds off. You were watching this from the future. This guy doesn't even look like he's naked. Yamaha. Ladies and gentlemen, if you like what you see, send me some fan art of me with a really big butt. What? I thought that was an extra butt. Extra butt, yeah, sorry. Alright, where are we at? Oh, there's a light bulb there. This is undead? Say it, folks, we're not alive. And we're not dead. Jake Juan, aww I love you too buddy! Try me dude, try me dude, is that what you said? He wins! Try me dude! Wasn't this the practice game? Clubbers! Oh, hey clubbers! Why don't you freaking call me sometime dude, I'm pissed man! Straight to voicemail every time I play you up! If it wasn't live, wouldn't they be playing better? Oh, bird? No, that's game. Can you do that again? Alright, that was the practice game. Screw that. Alright, are you guys ready? Yes. Now here comes the salt. Here comes all the salt. The dead flip pin would have butts instead of buttons. Yeah, I would press that. J-Quad, what's up? Would you guys get to press them or would you have to squeeze them? Like, would you squeeze the butt to never press the button? Are we playing in order of winning or just whatever? Yeah, we're going to play in order of winning. Yeah, I know. those bugs. Random Punisher one, two, three. My man. Um, thanks for the follow, buddy. You Random Punisher. Oh, I'm into that. Yo, how do we get them butt time? Butt time? Butt time. Oh, you bum. You lousy bum. On the mystery store, I think. The buttons! Zero Drop Sprint, baby. That's right, Internet. What do you got? Not sure how that came back, but I'll take it. How's that for a first thing? What a day! This game makes me miss my TNT. Aw, pissed. Get your TNT, buddy. I want to play one. I've never played a TNT. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't see them around a lot. Especially don't see them in the collections. Nope. Pinball Life, the guy who's usually in our chat? in our chat. There's a very beautiful TMNT. And I didn't realize that that game also has a mirrored back glass. Yeah, this is like that era. They're like, BF's blast! Take it to the slab! The BF's blast! It's like they spent more money on the back glass than on Thanks for the follow, buddy. I love you. Krusty. Come on, man. That's nothing Krusty. Oh, my God. Austin Powers also? This thing. No. No. No. You in here? You in here? You in here? BF Splat, you're in here? Ultra Shooter versus BF Splat. Fight. Who could stand the Dreads of Golem? Be a splat wind. Ghosted Pancake! Stop stalking me, Ultra. Oh, he's talking about your butt slipper buttons. Ghosted Pancake? King! GGWP! Good game, World Poker! Good game, Water Poison. Drooling what? Grueling Penguin. That Name Doe. That Name Doe. That Name Doe. That Name Doe. And J.D. Maltime. J.D. Maltime. What's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. I would follow you, but I believe that's restraining order territory. That's right. So, to get your million point shot, you have to spell millions by shooting the ramp a million freaking times. That's a lot of shots to figure out. It's a lot of work for a million, yes. It doesn't seem like it gives you a letter unless you shoot it as a combo. Oh, really? Yeah. Let's try this. Fourth tab on the front page. Hi. Booyah, shocker. What's up? Nerds, I love you. Nerds! If you want to be my best friend, you will hit follow. It's free to do, and I'll probably try to say your name out loud. You know, people like that crap, right? I don't know. Hi, Internet. Welcome. I was here weeks ago, but you only now followed? Come on, BF. Yeah, that's... Come on, BF. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Brad Zac Stark. BF, that's some BF. From a BF to a BF. From a BF-er to a BF-er. I've been here since the inception. I've been here through nine levels of Inception. What? This is a dream inside of a dream dream. What? Tom Bound? That sounds like a sound effect. It's like, Tom Bound. Tom Bound. Talking about Inception and pinball. Hey, I think you guys are in the pinball. Oh, yeah. Pinball on your pinball. Holy dinges. D-Dinges? Holy Dinges? Hola. Holy. Hello, holy. Thanks for clicking the heart. Clicking my heart is what you're doing. You did it a million times. Nailed it. Here comes the drain. We got... Eight seconds. Stay on the pole. Come on, here you go. Four. Stay on the pressure. Yay! You did it. 1 million Macarinos Dear internet Let's be pen pals Signed The Apple that just rained Go to your kids FX 2 night So I will be I will be happy if I get to flip Yo always be flippin ABF man I've got ABS Automatic brake system Or what's the one where I got to poo a lot? Jiffy! Oh, that's Crones or something. No, you have auto butt... I don't know. Guys, what's that thing where you poop all the time? Pinball talk, right? Just pinball talk. Who do you love? I think we need a who do you love challenge. Who do you love? You've now heard Hootie Love 37 times tonight. Hootie Love! 38 times. Hootie Cougar. Ah, there you go, Curly Penguin. I-D-S. I-D-S, yes. The guy playing right now is my favorite pinballer. Aww. Who said that? Butt Shark? Thank you, Butt Shark. No, you're Butt Shark. Damn it! New Killer Power value! IBS for the... Yeah. I need you to come out here to Indiana and scream from my crib, yo. Demented. My man. Oh god. One shot. Drain it! Drain arena. Wait, why did you say drain it? drink it. No. Please hit it. No. Oh you blew it, man. I never drink. Duh. It's Princess It's Casimir time. This is Casimir. Um, and a nice thank you for coming. And if you could, uh, click a follow button, I'd be super, super stoked about it. I'm Jack Daines, and we do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. I just wanna get the, uh, or the, the, the... Showcase in a new game every week. The target right there. The bowling. I wanna bowl! Bowling time! Not the Bull, man! Where's the Bull, at Ball Lock? The one on the right. Where? The green avatar out at the Bull. Oh, okay. Can I backhand? I could backhand there. I just hope it doesn't come up this time. Not the Bull, man! Alright then, what's up, buddy? I'm trying to... I'll take it! I'll take it! TS is keen! How do you say your name? Welcome to the League, brother! You're amazing! Folks, can I get some flippers up for TSS, please? Um, holy... holy crap. I love you. I'm in love with you. I am now writing your name on the inside of my underwear. Thank you so very much. You da man! Did I lose all my... Mip, mip, mip... Are those characters from Player to Player or something? Yeah, they cleared for golf. That's the worst! Yeah, because otherwise, if this is dealable, it's not playing. Yeah, we ditched her now. The millions, right? Oh, forget that. I'm not shooting that ramp setting for contagiousness. I didn't think you were, undies. Awww. Oh, we got a close one. Come on, come in, bro. Come in, bro? I'm gonna put my whiskey coffee everywhere. Your fancy brand. Magic. Try exclamation point undies to see what I'm wearing today. Don't do that. If nothing happens, you know what I'm wearing. That's the thing you're supposed to wear. Yeah, you don't want to shoot that. Lock the door, man! Yeah, the spinner, yup. Uh oh, Zed's wrong. I don't know why it's deleted all your messages. What type of message is that? Oh, Gwen did delete all of his stuff. I know. Isn't Brad playing the wrong ball? I hope not. No, he was player one. Yeah, no, he was player one. Oh, because butt sharks already ate them. Butt sharks don't eat underwear anymore, guys. What? I don't eat underwear. Thanks for the follow buddy! Hey, your name? We did not get to catch up. Ventron, why does move on hate you? Huh? How do we say your name? What a bed lick. What's up? Jackoverly10 or is Brad Dead? I've actually been sick for about a week, so I haven't been outside. I think you might be talking about this bread. Folks, we have... I think I'm going to fail it. Jack Domain looks forgot. It's Timson's time. It's Timson's time. It's Timson's time. I know what you're trying to say. You're trying to say it's Timson's time. You can't double score. Don't mind if I do. You. It's a double-suit. It's a mystery. You mean donate to kids. Donate to kids. Looking slick, JD. Aw, thanks for that darn chat. By the way, donate to kids is really paying off. What do you mean? I've been hearing people say Where? Where? Really? YOLO. Guys. I love it. Aww. Guys. I'm a phenomenon. Something like a phenomenon, baby. Love you. What's up? Aw. Ryu, what's up buddy? Oh man. Both new, just the Nvex feature. Those games are both terrible. Roy Wills, good to see you my man. That was like, that was the golden age of pinball around that time, but those were two of the worst games to ever come out of Daddy East. Wait a sec, for Mars last night you got Grand Champion with Rule the Universe? Hell yeah! Heist email? Aww man. Ah, juice sauce. Ah, juice sauce. I kinda trust in the taste contest. The Pufflifer caps are not original. They should be those tower caps. Not on this game. Yeah, this game has the cooling towers. This has cooling towers also? Oh, I thought that was only on Pimple Party. Yeah! Uh, no, uh... Rick, there is no enjoying this game. There is only tolerating this game. What? Lake? Lake, what? What's up, buddy? Thanks for the call, man. What? Lake? Do you get to stream Masters of the Universe? Wait, is there a human in there? No. There's not. Bradley! What's up, relax, Wonka! Everyone's here! Wonko T. Sane, it's the Lockheed T. Sane. You know what's really biting into a lot of our viewership is this frickin' E3 stuff, which I was pumped about on day one, and now that it's day three, I just don't know. All the announcements are done, so it is what it is. Is that a real pinball machine? A fake one, I think. Yeah, Gloryhole, I don't think there is a He-Man pinball machine. If there was, we'd get it. They have a new version. Let's see if I can get it. Starkey, Starkey. There's a funky box. Don't blame me. James Bond, it's all good dude. RIP E3, no kidding. Or Shots Fired, man. Go tell E3 I said get the hell off the internet. This is my turn! Like get a freaking pinball machine already man, play a real game. Yeah. If I really mean tangible physical. Subs are allowed to post links. Non-subs are not allowed to post links. And this is Brad's fault. Surprised no Mortal Kombat pinball? You know what, I bet that was talked about a lot. I bet that was talked about a whole lot. But, also remember that when the Mortal Kombat was coming out, was about when pinball was at its height, but Mortal Kombat was very controversial and violent at the time. And I don't know if that was really... There was a lot of people freaking out about that game. And they tried to keep pinball family friendly too at about that time, so I don't think that's huge. But nowadays, no brainer. Yeah. Roy, yeah, I saw that Joe was trying to stream from Stern. It didn't work out that well. Thanks to my sabotages. Just kidding. I love you, Joe. Do you collect machines? We have 12 machines here. 11. And then how many machines do you have in your house? 14. I have five. Good grief. How many machines do I have in my house? a big fat stupid. I haven't seen the only head. You know, what is ownership anyway? It binds your mind. Yeah. What's happening right now? One of the slings doesn't have seven. Wonka says I only have seven. Aw, R.I.P. Wonka. I guess that means you can't hang out anymore. Oh, you're so not... And tilt! So he tried a death save. And it almost worked. I owe you a death save. I was going to lose anyway. ZZ Top, what's up, man? We did get those scores out to Josh, and he's doing the math on the tournament. We've tilted 13 times, huh? Sparks. Get a Simpsons Dead at East. that's a place to play League yet, but we don't play it. Yeah, of course you don't play it, because why would you? We have one of those in our house, too, and we play it. House ball. We'll still play it. Hey, man. Sometimes you can get the house ball. Sometimes you just get the house ball. I ain't got a point. I'm going to do victory left. How the hell did you get 3 million points? Victory list. Wrinkles! Oh, you're going to Southern Friedman? I'm jealous! Royce says that he played all the Dead East games in Holland That uh we going to replay effects also We see you there We be um signing signing people rocks Yeah, bring it, bring an official Dead Flip t-shirt and we'll sign it for you. We did a stream from Brad Zac Stark's house. We did. Let's do one from Brad Smith's house. I want to do that. And Brad Smith lives in Indiana. I live in Roscoe Village. It's only a 15 minute drive. Yeah. If Dementia had his way the whole house, would you still with him? Yeah. Oh boy, that's awesome dude. Yeah, go to replay then. That'll be awesome. Alright, we'll have to field the ball quick. It's gotta be... Oh, you had them both? Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna block the ball, dude. Alright. You can shoot. You can get the super-car. Where is it? I don't know. You just have to clear all the metal targets and go for it. So I think you can clear the metal targets. Alright. No! No, no, no! Haha. Uh, Jada, the traffic today was disgusting. I didn't even drop my motorcycle off at this, uh, icebox place and, um, it was not fun. I practically walked my motorcycle, uh, seven miles. It was just bumper to bumper. I thought that was the advantage, you could use the line as your lane. Oh yeah, I'm too afraid to lane split. Somebody look at me. That's illegal in Illinois. Yeah, lane splitting is illegal. You don't need to know all that people. There's a lot of things that are illegal in Illinois. You wouldn't know it by our drivers. Since he says he can't go to replay effects, I have to go to overnight camp. Is that like summer camp? Alright, you do. Dude, nice score. If you would have hit the stupor, you would have had some money. Yeah, five dollars. Wow, that's a lot of donuts. That's a lot of donuts. Is that our high score of the week? I think eight million is the high score of the week so far, but this is only day two on this machine. But it's still not a high score though. Yeah. No problem, Robbie. So since we're playing Daddy East Pinsons, what's a quack...oh. Thanks, Pearson. Oh, it is my score! Guess what my initials are, everybody. Oh, what? It's not Beeja. It's not Beeja. Excuse me. It's not Beeja. Beeja. Start us off, dude. Is it Beeja? It's Beeja, yeah. You got screwed. Why'd it do that? You got screwed. Alright, I guess, keep playing though. Is it Beeja? It's Beeja. Beeja Hyde. Beeja Hyde! Beeja the Butchart. Aw, guys. Butcharts. Yeah. So, J.D., what were you saying? I have no idea. Uh-oh, the audio's doing the carryover thing again. This is where it, like, does it all the time. No, BJ's for you. It's, like, running all over. You have no idea, buddy. Oh, God. That's a story for another... Oh, my God, guys. Probably not cool for this. Nope. Keep the Internet clean. Oh, my prom date just announced actually this week. She's getting married. She's a girl. Oh, that's adorable. Is it adorable? That's adorable. My prom date. I didn't go to prom. Neither did I. I was too cool for school. Literally. Oh, I love you. So let's get a multiball going. This game was on a war in 1990 at the Xbox. It says it on the score. Really? Yeah. World War. That was the movie, too. Yeah, well, yeah, you remember this? But, like, what was the competition, is what you need to consider. It was this or Back to the Future? Frickin' 1990 was like a whirlwind of stuff. Yeah, man, those were good. Turn of the, I think, the Rock's period war. John's flat. Oh. My dog's flat. Since there was a new hotness in 1990 though. That's why. But why would Mr. Boner, like what about this revolution? Jamie went to other people's prongs, too cool for his own. That actually is kinda true. Hi, love your work. Love your show. Yeah, Roy Wills is a monster pinball player, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Whoa mama! Whoa mama! David, do you see next? Whoa Nelly! Wrinkles! Uh, David, I don't know what I was talking about, dude. I think I was going to start crying or something. What game is this? This is Nick's pinball game. You've got to have some business. Don't blame me, I didn't do it. Hey Crystal, you know all the deets. Yes, Nick got this with a package deal with Getaway and Whirlwind. So this is like the air throw-in. Yeah. Why did he buy it? It was just part of the package. You can't have these two good games unless you play them. Please take this. The bumper caps are all wrong. Everything's wrong. I don't think Nick knew that when he bought it, though. Also, the power system. Did you see the transformers in this? Yeah, it's just pretty random. There's like five different transformers in this game that don't belong in the development. There's... Normally, you can only drive like one transformer. There's four in here. Yeah, there's four transformers bolted in here. I'm pretty sure this thing can and will catch fire. Yeah, fire. This game is fire. Now it's a cool car. Oh yeah, they got some nice 90's Puppys stickers too. Yeah, those are going to take like a six. Yeah, they're sweet as a nut. You got those modded pressure domes. Those are pretty dope. I'm trying to hit that on the fly, it's not working. And that anti-ballstick sticking device by the stand-ups on the left. Dope. RIP Deadflip, Death by Simpsons. Stargazer is fixed now. No, it had a hiatus of audio. You guys liked it too much. Are you... People suffering makes for better games. No, I think it's a nice looking game, a good sounding game. Just like, plays like crap. Like, I totally think that Bad Blast on my wall is dope. Not fun to touch the computer, that is correct. And I think that's why the pinball part is such a good game, is because it has the awesome art, it has the awesome sound and music, and it's a good game. Don't go to me! Oh god. Come on, girl! How cool! Now how can I get the pedal on? That's a blast. You know he drives a Trans Am? Really? Yeah. Like a Firebird or something? Why do you think ACDC just spray bans Zoom and A50 by 47 degrees to kick in the next pick tank? Because it stops Zoom, Pitch, Jimmy, and Hardtop. What is happening? In hand. In hand. Go, go, go! I'd do that. What the bull, man? It's Christmas cash, dude. What's the one-fifth sub thing up to? That's just showing that our goal today is to hit five subs, and we've hit one sub so far. Who was it? Madras Fest. That was TSS. Oh, TSS. Nice. TSS, my man. I gotta solidify my man. A brother from another mother. And father. Or my sister from another mister. I'm guessing it's a brother from some other mother. That is not my mother. Unless you are my mother. Then you're my mother from my mother. Get off the internet. I think we can do it four more. Yeah, maybe. Jonah. Jonah's fucking brother. Jonah? We've only been playing for 30 minutes. Guys, get ready. Actually, I think you will have to put a rage meter up. Came for the hair stacer. That's good, Sean. You're doing it, don't you? Okay. We do, we do. He's going back to it. Oh, you got that swoop? My anger is Tetris. Yo, don't Tetris angry, dog. You're gonna hurt yourself. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Alright, angry Jet Graham. With the follow. My man. Don't get angry. No! Oh, did you jump over the tree? Yeah, I just jumped over everything. That didn't mean... Skitty or die. I went to the Pinball Hall of Fame. Awesome, Frank Sinatra. I like Frank Sinatra. Whatever you did. I did nothing. The game's just freaking out. Frank Sinatra. That's awesome, dude. Whoa. Sinatra with the follow. Swipe me. Wait, is that Frank Sinatra? Yes. Swipe me to the moon. And let me play some friggin' pinball. Come on. Wait. Let's see what pinball's like. Pinball something pinball. In other words. All right. Nice. The pinball hall of shame. Yes. Okay. Whoa, man. Why'd I do that? Bring Santana. Wait, my finger didn't work. I'm pretty sure it says Sinatra. I can only... I thought it was Sinatra but it's spelled here. I can't think. Bring Sinatra. Sinatra. It's spelled correctly but it's... It's spelled... Yeah! I won again! Smart. You're fine. You're doing great, buddy. Two more for me? You get two points. You can't write it left-handed, though. I get a point for half-hour. No, it said it's enough. Yeah, okay. Shoot the ball, man! One point for... HLTQ. Hairy Ladies, the quintuplet. Well, it looks like he's finished it. Yep. Thanks for the follow, buddy. I don't know. We're only playing for half an hour. Tron is a great game whenever you see it played. I agree. Tron is fun. Form levy. Sorry, dude. Only subs get to post, please. My bad. Oh, dude, yeah. Don't you forget it. Starts on a roll today, folks. The fell clothing will not take over today. Brad, you realize that if you win the most games of E.B. Simpson's, you're forced to take it home, right? Oh, God. It's not even worth a room. It would be nothing like that. It's not like notes crews, right? It's not. It's not even one for real life. Did you beat me? Yeah, you did. Alright, kill it buddy. Matty wants to break it down and put pieces of cabinets on the wall for Earth. You know what might be more fun than playing this? Is taking a sledgehammer to it. Yeah, but... I'm just trying to get the Ritchie level in the end. I'd love to stream a week of this and then the last game is just natural enough. That is a kind of a waste. I'm sure someone out there would love it. Okay, at the end of the day, it's still pinball. Yeah. Uh, so there's that. You know, how do I subscribe from watching on my phone? Uh, so if you click, there's a link below that says subscribe. It's a picture. If that doesn't let you go to the subscribe thing, then you have to do it from like a web browser. Alright. I talked to, I talked to Twitch about that already. They're looking into it. Because we get a lot of phone viewers. Exactly, if someone won it counts, right? At least you didn't smash it just to smash it. Like sex. Hey, Internet. I'm Jack, and I love you. Let's make out. Yeah, that Don won. Yo, I was talking about making out at the right time. And then I drank. That's what's called a house ball. That is a freaking, that is the epitome of a house ball right there. We call it a house ball. And what a house ball is, is like, you don't even get to flip it. It's just right down the middle, the house wins, right? Just like gambling. Just like gambling. Just like what's going to happen to me right now. El Barto, where's your... Oh, Marta, right here. Five times a donut! Get them donuts. I'm gonna ball-stuck. You'll ball-stuck, yeah. Where? Right here, by the top. It'll ball-stuck. Oh, it's not... okay, it's just temporarily. But it made me miss my... my right. Jack, you finished one place better than me in the pinball tournament. Yeah. As a result? At least. Are the results in? Congrats, dude. I guess they are. Uh, where did I finish? I don't, honestly, I don't think I did super well there. I only put up a good score in Dracula and everything else was pretty much a bad Carl Weathers. I'd buy it for 30 bucks and then smash it. Okay. Crystal, you were the only person to get the free ball jackpot, but plenty of people have gotten the free ball multiball. I'm kind of going for it, but... I made that shot to save my life. JD finished in the floor. I finished in a place, start, start positions. I didn't play the back start, but that was not the one I did. Oh yeah, go figure. But they weren't even really low points of concern, or it's so low that it's not even a random number. Why are you even trying to... Sharp, you ruined my chances, man. I was making out with a hot lady. I was late. I'm not going to excuse you. Second to fifth. That was crazy. Son of a... I'm just going to punch my numbers. Bear me. Oh wait. Bear me. Hold on. Let me do this. Who are you? I think I'm all set. That was dumb. That was dumb. If I can't get it, I need to get it. Why are you wearing sunglasses inside? Charlie Skyes. I have a disease called being a policeman on TV. Not in real life. I don't want to get arrested. I'm sorry, son. Can you say that again? Can you hit number two for me? Right here? You know what Charlie? I love you man. One. Three. I still don't have my lower third in there. I do. I do. Your lower third is in there. It's just not listed because I have to change it up. Mall cow free. I'm Paul Blart. Oh, phew. That's actually going to be on all of your costumes, sir. Ze crossies! Thanks for the follow, buddy. Ze crossies. Ze crossies. Ze crossies. Do you know how fancy we're going here? Respect my art. A lot of, uh... I gotta actually be good. MJD faces up to the green. Or I might lose my first game since spawns. Jack is going to be the new cast member in Super Troopers 2. Guys, don't tell anybody. Sell me this pin for $800. Charlie Skies with Apollo. Nice Charlie. What took you so long? I mean, thank you. Let's go ahead and bid. You know what? Go ahead and sit. That's not a bad...you know what? Hold tight. You're the new guy trying to show up live. Nice segway there. There, uh, big guy. Come on, baby. Do what? Did your mom get that for you? Who's Scott Gaines? The, uh, the first model, huh? That's cute. That's really freaking dangerous. Look at me, I'm a plumber in a porn movie. Wait, what? Stupid Fat Sterling, what's up, buddy? Yeah, you can bet, Canada. Awesome. Magic Canada? Run the ball, man. Run the ball, man. Uh, hello, Magic. How have y'all been? We're great, man. We are great. Really good. We're great. I've had two crap balls here. Hopefully I can do something with this. Two crap balls in a crappy friggin' pinball machine. What's the word? Yeah, Pimbalife. Did he say that? Pimbalife, do you really want it? Pimbalife, if you want this game for $800, it is yours. Come and get it. Nick said he is willing to sell it to you for the, you get the Twitch discount price. But you know, it's as is. Like, you know that one of the bowling drops is chips. And we don't have the center post. But I love you. And there's four transfers. Yep. But they're all Autobots, so don't worry about it. Nice. Kappa, Kappa, Kappa? Kappa, one, two, three. Alright. Drink a pint of milk a day. Words to live by. And a throw up by also, because that sounds like it would hurt your feelings. Donate the cows, man. Oh, I didn't win this one. You proved that if you're in first, you're last. Pinball Life says, is that with shipping? No, that's not with shipping. Can you fire it out of a cannon towards the house? Is that with shipping? Yep. All right, so who, what was that? You. I get to do it. One, two, three. You have three points, man. You have three points. I'm the one with two points. You don't know, I mean, how's the cabinet? Alright, let's do this. Get 800, do it. Nope. Gotta stay around 800 with shipping. That's not gonna happen, so... Alright, Jack, you up? Where's the meat at 1050? Where is the meat? I know, only... How much is it to ship a pinball machine? About 250 grand bucks. Oh, shards. Okay, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Um, where is the meat? I screwed that up. Four! Keep my word. Back in a few seconds. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Hold on, can I do one thing real quick? No, I just wanted to... Thank you for reading me though, that's great. I just want to see if we can get a little bit of love here. More of the room. Booyah, shotgun. Hooking Star Trek has no... Oh, right on. This Star Trek is dead at ease. I don't know, but it's incredible. Nice save. Not that one. Yeah, you butt shot her. I don't know. But it's incredible. All those suck. Tomorrow, folks, is the KISS launch party here in Chicago at Logan Arcade. That thing just levitated the ball back to life, Brandon. Ooh, I didn't think about that. Oh, I didn't think about that. No, I didn't think about that. That's why I'm the break. What happened was, I don't trust my location streaming setup anymore. Can you go up the ramp, please? Up the ramp, please. See you later! That's what I'm nice. I play Kisses better than WrestleMania. Are you left butt shark or right butt shark? I'm definitely left butt shark. Zac Stark is all left butt sharks. I also own a Moody's shop. Can you freaking... In case you guys didn't know, I own a motel at my dorm. Oh yeah, the Zac Stark telestate. Moody Kratos? What's up buddy? You mother... What the... You're wasting my time! You wasted all my time. Nailed it. What magic was that? That Aether can help you out sometimes. It just held the ball. Okay, so Pinball Life says that do it 850 with shipping. That's not going to happen. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. I'm hesitant to play better. Wait, Pinball Life, where do you live, man? Let's talk living. Yeah, streaming free cameras takes a lot of CPU usage, kids. Don't get it twisted. You live in Massachusetts. It's not that far. Like, um, like maybe we should... Yeah, Pinball Life, guess what? If you come pick it up, you also might be on dead flip. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Put it out there. Just put it out there. If someone rents me a U-Haul, I could be paid to check it. There you go, man. That's not me. Goofy. My cherries. Meow, meow, meow. The scores are so... WrestleMania in the Lakewood. But I very much disagree. I very much disagree with that. Yeah. That is crazy. I would play WrestleMania for a year before I would play this for a week. Yeah. This stream is smooth, though. Oh, yeah. I need to... Maybe I'll bring the whole... No, I don't have Wi-Fi on the inside of that box. I thought you were going to do that first. Yeah, I was going to do a lot of things. but now I'm like in trying to work mode right now. Trying to work mode. No backhand Reno? I win. I win. Well. You got a beat. Oh, you won with a million. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you're great. My man. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Cheer up, pal. We're the house ball, too. I love you. Cheer up. We're the house ball. We need a butt turkey move. So we got Brad start. No, that's Brad Smith. Did Brad Smith beat me? Uh, was he player one? No. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was. No, maybe he was. Okay. All right. Start us off, Brad. I'm going to start off with a little bit of a game. Okay. So, I'm going to start off with a little bit of a game. Okay. So, I'm going to start off with a little bit of a game. Okay. No, they didn't use it. Okay. All right, start us off, Brad. Me and Jack were number one on the WrestleMania split clipper. We're the Midwest freaking split clipper champions. Yep. Of the Midwest. Of the Midwest. Nicky Nicky gonna try to... Who's Nicky Nicky? Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky Nicky. All right, I will have a good one. Enjoy the beers. September 1st is a $900 ship. This is a fun game. You need to talk to Nick, I'm not like a... I'm texting him right now. I need to order some ultra shiny balls. No I feel you pinball, I feel you man. Hold that bonus. Eat my shorts. Eat my shorts. Come on and eat my shorts. I don't think there's a whole way you can get it to run. We'll see. I texted Nick. We'll let Nick pull the trigger on that. My phone's vibrated and I didn't think about it. I love the designer though. Josh Cardot is a nice guy. Alfredo is the nicest guy. Yeah, shipping can get expensive. Pinball, sorry man. He said 800 plus shipping. And then he uh... You can figure out what shipping is, pay for it, you set it up, you can get it for 800 plus. I bet. Or we smash it on camera. Yeah. After Nick gets paid 800 plus for the camera. Yeah, I'll buy it to smash it. That would be awesome. Hey, we can get $800 in donations. Just match the game. If we can get up to $800 in donations... You know how much shit I would get from the pinball community for destroying a pinball machine? That's in playable order. I just don't want someone to donate $800. We could still part it. No, I'm just... Yeah. We could still part it. The power of the internet is very strong. I'm just, I'm, don't want, don't donate $800 or anything. If you guys, I'm switching to you. I'm switching to you. If you guys can donate $800, let's give a time frame of the end of June, okay? If we can get $800 by the end of June, Jack will take a pledge to this machine. No, that's, you saved some of the money, that's, this is other things, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's got to be within the next 20 minutes. If we can hit $800 in the next By the end of the street By the end of the stream yeah, you know by this off-net and smash it With a sledgehammer and then do it and then we can get a partner. We'll like maybe we like send it to a children's hospital Yeah to shave off the mustache. No. Oh, okay. $800 to shave off the mustache. Wow. Guys, do you... Listen, number... Oh. Oh, okay. Let me show you something. $800 for a frosted tip. Guys, $800 for me to look like I'm here. Okay? $800 and I'll be back here. I'm stuck here. This freaking fellow right here. Ah, we've all seen it on Facebook. How mad sexy is that fellow? Just pick targets for one night. Just... Just fucking drop them. But, this is my choice. Look at that photo. It looks pretty good Jeff Thanks Jeff Yeah I looking up at your photo right now and Oh there you go Hiya everybody My name is Jed Edwin Yeah Okay. Alright. Um, yes. I think I'm gonna shave everything off from here. Uh, if you drive 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit, Doc. I'll pay the shipping if Jack autographs it for me. I'll autograph anything. I would never advocate the destruction of a good pinball machine. Yeah, murdering cables is not okay. Yes. Is there an eye roll emote? But honestly, this is condition-wise just barely above a parts machine. Well, it's not on the cellar, too. I don't know. Okay, the playfield's actually in decent shape. Is this me? Yeah. Okay. 1.21 gigawatts. The playfield is... Okay, I take it back. I would say this is restoration candidate. $10 from Nicky Nicky says, bring the beard back or riot. You got it, babe. I would say this is a restoration candidate. Has the playfield been good enough today? Thank you for your donation. I appreciate it. Sure. That's the knowledge will go towards trying a new beard if you wanted to drop a few thousand dollars and like some clear coat a couple like a couple quick fixes up here by the holes Yeah, the holes and the inserts are starting to raise pretty bad. Yeah, but if we did clear coat like it would matter You could level it out. Yeah, there's also a bit of touch-up on Maggie's face. It's pretty bad Oh, screw it. I never noticed that before. I never noticed that before. So maybe the play feels pretty bad. Good to see if there's something Maggie. Maggie's face has been redrawn. There's some redrawn art on the cabinet here. The back glass is immaculate. I'm trying, I'm growing, I'm growing at that, I'm growing at that. I've hit molestation quality mustache. I would not let you within 100 feet of a... ...of a memory school. Yeah. Me either. Come on! Come on, y'all! Back the ball, man! Back the ball, man! Back the ball, man! But it definitely did this, or whatever... Like that. I wish that spinner was worth the points. That's actually kind of a full shot. Is it worth no points? It's worth, like... He got, like, 2,000 points. But what's the spin worth? Anything? Uh, like 10. Because that thing's fun. It doesn't do anything. Wait, is that where it spins? It spins real good. I like the spin real good. Nice. Jack Brown, good to see you man. It's been a while. Oh, I'm redoing my mystery. That was stupid. Ooh, the love. Uh oh, here we go. Audio carry over. Go for it buddy. Oh man. We got a close competition. The meltdown's real. Blazing Guns! And House Ball. Um, Blazing Guns. Hello, thank you for the follow. You're super cool. You are. Look at you. You're so... You're... Whatever. You're cool. You're decent. You're definitely not for sale. Yeah. You're not making them anymore. They're... Well, realistically, everything has a price tag. but um right maybe we have 17 I think this is what we take you can find one from some yeah yeah everybody's got one who wants one what's your price on ACDC I would say 7 8 9 10 all of that all of those numbers all of them all of them your bonus is health for your next ball buddy thanks well I think uh oh I think your bonus might No, your bonus doesn't beat me! Hey, I gave it to you. My bonus? It gave you your 10,000 points. Oh, nice. I spent one last night for 3,800. Ours is a premium, and it's been played exclusively only by and the Sharks. Who here owns a pinball machine that's been played by the Sharp Brothers? There you go. Jaded on mobile. Good to see you, buddy. Good to see you guys. I'm glad I tuned in for some things. What is the interaction, J.D.? I need all of you guys to go on Twitter right now and tweet at Turn and ask them when we're giving a kiss. Facebook, too. They're very responsive to their Facebook stuff these days. What the fuck, man? Is that it? So Brad won? Yep. Brad in first, me in second. Brad in first, Brad in second. You see, yeah, I think Nick bought it in the box. Yeah, ours was the new in box. Alright, start us off, buddy. Where is it? You should probably have a topic of the day kind of thing, so when you run out of things to say, I never run out of things to say. Are you kidding me? Who are you talking to? Give me some freaking bread here, bro. I don't want to keep talking. My voice is getting burned at the end of every freaking stream. And homies only is a weird term. Yeah. Because it's been in this work office. Yeah. I mean, we work here. Yeah, we work here, so we're not really a town. But, uh, it probably gets about as much play as it does in the future as well. Like, honestly, I don't think I've played that thing since before that. I don't think I've played it in a while. How was Lick It Up, JD? Did Kiss play good? It slipped nice. I didn't get a whole lot of time to play on it, but it flipped pretty good. The lock shots are cool because they're very similar to Whitewater. Whitewater! There you go. John wrote up on Stern's Facebook, where's the kiss? My man. Can I soft one? To do what? I don't know. You can. Eat the multiball? Nope, apparently I can't. You just don't want it to go out of the box. Dementia, way to go. Look at that garbage. I put 15 pounds of beef in the dehydrator earlier today and now my entire house smells like beef jerky. I ain't complaining about that. Brother, I am jealous all day. Oh, you suck. Today is like the first day that I, or yesterday was the first day I got pooped on. What? Look at that crap. It's like three seconds. That's how I had that too. Yeah, Star's been pooping for a long time. Yeah. Whitewater's is another game I had in house. Oh, awesome Roy. Where's the kiss at, hashtag? Where's the kiss at, kids? Ah! Solid filth. You gotta give me that. Two mil. Holy farts. Lick it up. Lick it up. Lick it up! Lick it up! Lick it up! Lick it up! Lick it up! Lick it up! Newkiller. Starkville, you bring Whitewater to Deadfoot. It used to live here. Yeah. Whitewater, this was its home for the first couple of years, I guess. First year of ownership. Donuts again? Yeah, man. So tomorrow is Chicago's Kiff launch party at Logan Arcade. You all should go. It's going to be fun. It didn't dawn on me to possibly stream the Kiss Launch Party, but that is actually completely up to Stern if I'm allowed to stream the Kiss Launch Party. And I guess Zespi, but Zespi's pretty cool about letting me stream inside of his bar. Hey, Starkey, can you grab me a beer, man? If there isn't any, I'll be right. Anything. I'm not taking it. I don't know, but I'll take anything. Thank you. Love you. Love you. Love your show. Well, I'm dead. I suppose I'll go to the paper there first. Wait. To the Ceremon's party. Oh, there you go. Roy, that would be freaking dope, dude. Just come up and blow up every... Whoa! Guys, the flipper gave out. That was messed up. That's gonna be waiting for me, right? Yeah, the last time I just did that. Ah, Roy, I'm telling you, dude. If I had the scratch, you'd be here in a heartbeat. I also have been talking to Bowen, and he's like, If you could fly me out, I'll be there right now. We got a... Oh, house of Reno. Hey, Internet. I love you. You're the best. Thanks for watching, Simpsons. We've got more to play. Also, if you're new to the stream, please click follow. It's free to do. You'll make me happy. And I'll say your name out loud. Because I like doing it. And diapers. I'm Spin Swann out. Bye, Blue Continental. You don't have to complain in chat. Just kidding. Ah, I'm poor. Do you want more? All right. There's no way that these are red shit. No, it's cat beer, man. No one's drinking fucking... Where did you get this? From the fridge. There's no way this was in the... well it's cold obviously, it was in the fridge, but where in the fridge? In the back of the fridge. I haven't seen a regular home of any of these. This will be my last game though. I've got to move on. Do you have a podcast in here? Yep. Oh, you never come here just to be on this? Well, I got Trammell. pinball says I need a planet trip to Chicago visit dead book with 10k in my pocket yep and then we will drink all that money and eat sushi and just you know throw cash at people on the street nothing nothing to do with pinball JD and crew did you guys like the old Simpsons TV show I loved the Simpsons man my life growing up was quoting Simpsons quotes. Absolutely and entirely. 27. Exactly what you said Boo earns. Daddy East Simpsons. Did he say Boo earns? Drink 10k worth of Molo. You'll die with the worst look on your face. But I will help you drink it because I'm one of the few people in the world who likes it. Let's do it. Yeah. Pinball life. I'm ready, man. ready and uh you got 10k i'll get my uh i'll get my film crew together and we will just record us being nasty come again What's Malort? Malort is a... It's actually a schnapps. It's a normal base. Yep. And primarily, it is a Chicago-based liqueur, but it's made in Florida now for some reason. I just think that's what the... Yeah, the display is. The contract is still... But it's very floral. It's a very floral liqueur. And your very first shot is absolutely disgusting. After three shots, they don't have to be consecutive. Just three shots over your lifetime. After that third shot, the taste changes something in your mouth, and it doesn't taste the way it did when you first had a shot. Your first shot is disgusting. Your third shot, you're like, this is not what I had before. And it just becomes a very large blast of potpourri or something. It's very floral. Very, very floral. Okay. Go for it, buddy. It's not a thing that people drink to have fun. You drink whiskey to have fun. I like it. You're not going to grab that instead of Jack Daniels. Yeah, but I really like whiskey. Well, that's what I'm saying. No one grabs just that. If it's between Malort and vodka, I will pick Malort. The good one or the shitty one? Oh, what? Indiana Jones. Oh, yeah. But here's what Malort is. Imagine... Oh, go for it. Imagine absinthe mixed with equal parts gasoline. Huh. What'd you say that, Jackie? Well, everyone has their description. My one was like, you know when you're younger and you're using a lot of Aquanet to do your hair up, but you get some of it in your mouth? That's sort of what it tasted like to me. All right. All right. I got to beat three million. Let's do this. House ball. Toss it up. Malort rules. Just use Malort. Google Malort's face. Oh, yeah, Malort's face is a whole thing. Oh, my butt is in the back. My neck. My back. Nick, my bubba, damn, damn, damn. Can't say all those words, guys. This is a family show. Who says that? Is that Missy Elliott? I don't know. Vermouth is the worst thing to happen to martinis. I freaking hate... Like, when you order a martini and it has vermouth in it, I want to throw up everywhere. It is so gross. A dirty martini with, like, barely any vermouth at all is, like, especially if it's extra dirty. Extra dirty. Generally, people don't recore until, like, 3 a.m. Yeah. And you usually pull it out to, like, trick your friends. Um, I get that. It's like you gamble with your buddies, and if they lose, they gotta do a shot of Malora. For instance, I was at Bar Trivia last night, and mine and Laura's team came in last place. Alright? So first place gets a shot of your choice. Last place has to take a shot of Malora. Which I did. And I was like, I haven't had this in ages. I gotta go. Red? Killed it? Red? I think you beat me total, boy. Did I? I'm just looking out the end. Uh, Chocolate Relight Quickie Mart. X Ball Special. Go Nersouls. Oh my god. Come on. Doesn't do that. I think I won. Okay. I don't think, I don't know if you beat me. Did I get stuck in? I was 1-0 in chain. I don't think you beat him. I'll just say I won. That was Kia that sang that song. Ooh, okay. Yes, 30 credits. You did great. On American Family Entertainment. Special thanks. Okay, we're done. We're done with this. We're done with this. I'm taking the point. So, did I get more than Brad? You have five. Oh, no. You have five. You have nine. Brad has five. I have four. I win! Oh, we're not done, brother. We still have a whole hour to go. Bye, Brad. See you. See you, winner. By this time tomorrow, Sweden will probably have drunk... Okay, the rest of the world will have drunk. Guys, I encourage you, if you can find some allure, have it. It's an experience, man. It is an experience. RIP Sam Simon. Okay, I have to sell my car. Oh. Oh. Did... Yeah, you. Yeah. It's clear. Nobody else, I'm delicious. Who you love? Me! Hey, Matt, I love you. Thank you for coming. Click follow if you haven't already. And if you like those sweet emotes that you're seeing, you know what to do. Oh, beautiful. Let's get up and leave this place. I'm not going where I'm expected to go at all. Come on, dude. We just shot you. Good job. Yeah. Guys, I shaved off my beard, and now the ladies don't like me anymore. Now it's just dudes going, that's mustache. And I'm like, come on. Deadflip karaoke night? Come on, ride that train. And ride it choo-choo. That's a song, right? That they sing like you sing? Nuclear power value. Oh, I'm done. Crap parts. Crap. Crap. That? Just kills me every time, man. What? Oh my god. Give it up. Hey, CDC, that's up to Nick, too. Keep it fresh, Thad. Yeah, Pinball, at least come hang out and visit, man. Whoa. Come again. Sorry. Come and hang out and have a good time. All right, ladies and gentlemen. Here comes that 10 million point hype. The 10 million dream. I'm going to be playing for three hours. Great, thanks. Awesome trash, dude. Whoa. Yeah, what was that? The dumbness can be worth an easy amount if you get a good ball. Yeah. But you have to have a good ball. Every mother flipping time pinball. Yeah, count them donuts. There you go. Lori, buy all the pinball machines and open a German arcade and life all the way to the bank. Oh, come on. Oh, I just came back. Jaded, I can see you, buddy. I can see you talking. You can squawk. I'm training. Like the pool, man. What's over there now? That's, uh... I don't want to be waiting for that That's the dad tosser scoot thing on the right. Oh, that was creative. What's going on there? Whoa. What the hell? She got the inmate. Get in there. Well, glory hole, if you look up a documentary called Special Win Liz, You'll find that football is actually illegal here in the United States for about 30 years. Well, mama. Alright, can we put up a monster score? The answer is no. The answer is no! What the... Now you don't want to buy games on eBay. There's usually a markup to make... Can I wipe my locks? I'm gonna be a tank stand. Wow, that was it? Yeah. You're awesome, T-Sauce! I am not so delicious, so so good. Alright, loader up. Hi, I'm Kurt Loader from MTG. So, I'm here to show up. Yeah, Special Wind Lid's awesome. I played Hercules at Sator Point and did not enjoy myself. Drink a pint of milk? What are you talking about, man? A pinball machine where the ball is a cue ball from a pool table? That gives a lot of fun. You can't move the damn thing. Oh, okay. Man, I didn't have enough time to do that. Oh, man. Okay. Oh, we're doing really good. Damn, I missed games all of a sudden. I lost the backhand to me, too. You know what, I'd love to have a Russian scarf on. I should get in the hallway. Ow. Nope. Oh, blind. Okay, so pinball was illegal in the United States from, what was it, 1940 to 1970? It was 1930 to 1970, something like that. It was considered gambling. And the pinball companies, in order to stay alive, They would still make pinball machines, but they'd ship them overseas to countries where it wasn't illegal. And then Roger Sharp, the father of Zach and Josh Sharpe, two of the best pinball players in the world right now, he testified in court in the 70s to prove that it was a game of skill, not a game of chance. And his pinball prowess was strong enough to convince the judge to say, fine, it's legal. And in fact, Oakland, California only legalized it like maybe six months ago. that pinball though yeah now had I been playing the judge would have been like yeah get the hell out of here we're not talking this conversation is over yeah absolutely he also has the best mustache in the world still does Still rocking that stand. That was weird. Oh really? Ya mama! And then we get this... Oh my god, poor drop catch. Crazy history lesson, makes sense though. Yeah man. Special wood lint, we'll tell you. They don't work very well in this game, though, the old drop catchers. No, it's like two... I don't see yours. Oh, God. Who do you love, guys? You need a double. And that's why we're here, to show everyone on the Internet how fun pinball is, was, and can be. False wills drinking. What was that, fall two? Oh. That is not heavy. Alright, let's get a multiball going here because this is trash. Look at this crap, look at this crap. Look at this crap. Look at that. Look at this crap. Ow. Look at this crab. How times? Petscon. Bellissimo. Bellissimo! You mother... You mother... ...fudger. What are you saying shoot it for? What am I shooting? What? What am I shooting? Why, is it confused? I think it's confused. Uh, getting Steve Ritchie on the show would be cool too. Guys, I said when we got our partnership that we would work on getting a 24 hour stream with all the biggest designers and players and stuff, and we're still working on that. Uh, so, trust me, it's time. You mother hugger. Playing ACDC nice, Doc Brown. Yo mama mama, yo mama mom. The Santa. And away we go. You mother hugger. Yummy and juicy. Oh my gosh. I think mine's for like... Oof. Oh my god. I hit a radical and I left that game and I missed it. Oh dude, we have a radical back here, yeah. No! Don't get too pleased with this new system. This is the place to eat music folks, I can't get in trouble for it. Alright, it's multiple times. It's actually done. I'm going to try this soft plunge here. That's your own little tablet. The dead of these coils. Oh, that didn't count with anything. Oh, you tried to cheat it? Yeah, it hit the pop-up on the way out. Yep. This is Rage. Whoa! Holy hell. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. RIP. RIP, Deadflip. Yay! As soon as it was the end of us. Oh, you just knocked out all the buttons. Oops. Should I backhand this? I can't forward hand you either, though. Oh, it's better? Yeah. I can't hit that shot if you fade me, man. Solid slapperino. Nice job. God, this thing just keeps going. You get like 3000 points. Alright, self-plunged out. Yo, Beerhite, what's up? Here we go. Why do you think players shoot again on these licks? That's a great question. So what does it do for me? What are you in? I'm in multiball, but I have, I have plunged one ball. Get back in there. I'm... So, stop playing the mirror multiple, Dizzy. He can rambler. God... The time changes really quick. The time is like, frickin'... Two seconds. Oh no! Oh no! Okay, back to the middle. Don't you know how to use the flippers? Don't you know how to use the flippers? R.I.P. R.I.P. RIP my pepperoni, Kimball. No flipping for me. Nope, not for me. Yeah, I think this is a power-up, you know, that's falling off the game. Oh my god. So we're having a battle of the house-balls here. Can you? Hit all the pins. Not what I wanted, but it's something. Uh, maybe I can get a ketchup? Ripperoni and Chez. I'm James dude. I'm going to go for the soft plunge on the floor. Who do you love? You got that range dial there. I missed the kickback. Oh my god. It rained so bad. All right fire it up buddy trash All right here tonight love you Wait the flipper stopped working Wow. The sling is worth 25,000 points. How? Here we go. Don't Viagra my ass. You wasting my time Well. Dude. Just flail it. Flail it. I can't consistently nail that ramp for some reason. Oh my god. Is he remaking Back to the Future? No. There's no way. Why am I shooting this? We're finally shooting this. Oh my god. Oh. He almost did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this game is a jump. Okay. Breathe, focus, shoot. Breathe, focus, shoot. Breathe, scream loud, freak out. Ah! All right, so our locks are ready. Alright, let's see if we can find this. Is this one, is that light out, or is it just not? No, I think you got one. I think you're holding down one. Oh Longest multiball. So how do I get the jet cut? So I gotta hit the ramp? Mother hugger. Mother hugger. Let's go! Oh God. Alright, let's try to put some Nishies on here. I got some niches. Is that slang for initials? Let me get them niches. What the hell was that? I want... She's not doing okay. Bonus. Oh my god, I keep hitting the frickin... Oh, what was that? Oh, prove it. You gotta go? What time is it? Alright, man. That's fine. We, uh... You beat me by one point. Yippee. Yippee! But I shall carry on. So play the pinballs until the seven o'clock. Thanks for coming buddy. Ladies and gentlemen can I get some flickers up for Brad Smith? Time to put up the big scores. Player. Brett. Thanks for coming, buddy. Yep. Should be fine. Awesome. Can't wait to play it again. Pass seven, please. I have a thing, unfortunately. Pass seven. Mayor. Mayor of Indiana, ladies and gentlemen. Brad Smith, U.S., if you're looking for him on IFPA. I got to go do some mayoral duties. Mayoral duties. That means pooping. All right, brother. Have a good night. Time to shine. Yummy and delicious. Love it? Leave it. a thing. Who do you love? I can't get through. I don't know how to use this. Run! I can't go, Lord. For real. Brad's really good about, when he drops a game off here for us to use on the stream, he maintains the crap out of it too. He'll come whenever something's broken and come and fix it. It's pretty great. I don't need them donuts. Stupid donuts. Don't tilt? Okay. What's heck? Read, yeah, yeah, read, read, heck yeah, let's. Read, yeah! I'm like a poster that should be hanging up in a library somewhere. Read! Yay! What was the mystery score? It doesn't tell me though. For some ding-dong, flipping region. Okay, calm down. Yes. Queen. All right, where do we need it? Spinner. What's your pinball stance like, Jack? You're 6'7". I lean over a lot. I get low. It's not Lyman Sheets low, but it's pretty low. What's the problem? I'm not an under receiver, dang it. Mother! You end up leaning on your palms and wrists a lot. I do, and it's something that I try to combat. I know Zach Sharper Leon saw me do it and he yelled at me because It sort of ruins your reaction time. So you'll see me, depending on how intense the situation's getting, I'll be standing like this, sort of arms resting on the game, but when shit's getting real, donate to kids, I switch legs and take my hands off of the game so that I'm not leaning on my wrist, so I have quicker reaction time to flip. Three million's pretty good. Sprinkles! Here it goes. Twice! Oops! Bad slap, bad slap. Yeah, I am six foot seven. I am skewed. 6'7 inches. Uh... One inch taller than Michael Jordan, folks. MJ's a little shorty compared to me. Hit the... Oh, okay, that's cute. Oh my god. Insert. No death days, the ramp is neat. The ramp is busting my balls right now. Oh my god. The flipper gave out when I tried to life catch it. That sucked. Holy crap, that sucked. The flipper just sort of sagged on me. That was bull. That was bull. What's up, Water Polo? Good to see you, man. Alright, let's hype this up kids. We gotta get our name on the board. Get it? Yes. Who do you love? I am getting really good at missing that shot. I just tried playing watching the stream. It didn't go so well. The ghost pinball. That's what twist pinball would look like. Son of a... Bonus! Scores are getting worse. Scores are getting worse. We can do this. Um, folks, when, locally, when are your pissed, uh, release parties happening? Ours is happening tomorrow at Logan Arcade, so if you're in Chicago, stop on by. But, like, where, like, if you're in Iowa or frickin' somewhere else, when are your release parties happening? Because this is going to be fun. Oh, that would have been a lock. That's not so much. Woo! Yours is this Sunday? Hell yeah. Ours is one week from tomorrow and there's already a location in Toronto that has a kiss. Dude, lone goat. You're lucky, man. You get to get some practice points whereas like a lot of people don't even get to play it before they uh... shoot. Oh, the backhand is real good. I got... That... That was my fault. That was my fault. That was my freakin' fault! Man, Laura was supposed to come in and break the crap issue. That right out lane is hungry for balls. Four balls. Four balls? Look at this crab. Look at this crab. You flipping might be it right now, dude. Welcome to Pinball with the Plover. I'm your host, Jack the Plover. Ah, that shot on purpose is not easy. I'm shooting for that saucer there to the left. Nailed it Alright, let's try this again What's up for next week? We don't know, we sort of play it by ear I'm thinking maybe World Cup Soccer If you guys are into that Does that sound like something you'd like to watch? Some John Papadiuk magic with a soccer theme wrapped around it. Son of a... I love you, I love you. Oh my God. Swing. You're waiting for... Oh. No! Damn it, you sack of... Alright, get in there. Yes, get in there, but actually get in there. The deflect is real. The deflect. More assumptions? Oh, yeah. I hit it too hard. I can't hit that freaking concert on purpose. Oh, the deflect. Keeping me alive. All day. Ding dong. Crap. Felix timed something? Morris Pimpsons. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Tron? We do have Tron. I feel like we haven't seen World Cup on the stream in a while, though. We just did Walking Dead like two weeks ago. I can leave it up to a vote, obviously. Oh, that was last week, yeah. Yeah, we just did that. What do you love? I love you. I love you, Simpsons. What the rattle of nonsense was that? We're on our way, kids. We're on our way to big money. So, the little hideout thing up there is flashing for some reason. That. Oh, it's a special. Yeah, I think World Cup would be fun. I think World Cup would be a lot of fun. That was an airball. That was an incredible airball, in fact. Whoa! Obviously next week you should be streaming Kiss. Well, if you folks complain enough to stern, then I will be able to stream. Oh yeah, we did Dracula just before Stargazer. 6 ain't enough. Let's get a 3-ball multiball going here. Yeah, Dracula is always fun to play. Always fun to play. Really. That's where you're gonna... That's where you're gonna hang out? Okay, uh, we'll let it ball check. Woo! Yay for stuck balls. Okay, let's get this... Oh, you're kidding me. This last target here. I think the Clippers are getting a little tired. Welcome back, J. Welcome back. Glad you're home safe. Not a single flip. Not one. Um, I need... I need some more donators, guys. I need some more people to drop machines off so we can stream them. We have a... Oh, good! We have a special stream happening this Sunday. It's only for a couple hours. But it's going to be a nice little treat. A nice little treat. This Sunday. Uh, three days from now. Come get one of mine. There you go. Dementor, that's not a bad idea, man. Just grab a... Grab a ring. Okay. The Rage Mutant. What time? I have no idea what time. But if you follow me, you will get an email when we go live. It's going to be earlier than later. It's not going to be like 5 o'clock. It's going to be, especially for you folks in Europe, it's going to be a lot better on time for you. You tilted. You tilted. Oh, I had that. Not that. That's gone. Look at my shorts. Is that the worst gameplay? What? Hello? What the hell just happened? Okay. I think I accidentally hit the start button there. Accidentally. For as long as I've been playing this game today, Why can I not find that freaking raindrop every time? It's right there. Just shoot it. Yeah. See? What the crap? My God. Ding dong. The game is slowly dying. Yep. It doesn't even like itself. It's like, oh, dad, I used the end swing. The game is the worst, though, I hope. Tried a little backhand trickery there. It's Chris's tag team! It's Chris's tag team! Yep, game is getting tired guys. Game is getting a little tired. Look at this. Game is falling asleep on us. Sleep at the wheel. Wait, Dappy just yelled something about giving you a facial? What the hell are you talking about? Is that Bug Bunny's birthday bash? G.U.K. is being a piece of a blunt. Oh, I nailed that. I know I didn't. I thought you could backhand that. Yay, come again. Later. No, much later. Right there. Nope. Nope. Let's find this. That was essentially it. Hi Karumba! Give me the brakes! You're witnessing the flailing that is Jet Danger. Someone's calling me a stern Simpsons. Please don't. We'll have a battling, uh, daddy Simpsons. Versus stern. A stern Simpsons. Oh, what's up, Sebi? Thanks for the follow, man. Um, a pinball party. Simpsons pinball party would be a lot of fun to have on stream. That is for sure. Weapon, what's up, buddy? Weapon, mark. Stay there, dummy. Ah, we're not scooting the ramp. We're trying to scoot for the spinner next to it. Here we go. Oh, so close. I did lock the ball. It's stuck right here. Oh, my God. Smith is fighting that guy. Get in there. You're breaking my heart, dog. You're breaking my hot dog. It's giving me three locks. I just can't get my hands on that spinner shot. Right there! Right there! See? I feel like I'm nailing it, and I am not. Oh, there it is. Stay a trooper. What's up, buddy? You're watching me play like an idiot. Yeah, that ball was just hanging out upstairs, man. You've got to be kidding me. Uh, much sad. Much sad. I am, um... depressed on the side. Uh, that darn chat. Are you coming here? At all? I got one more game in me. Let's see if we can get the jackpot, boys. What do you do with the House Fall? That just happens. Alright guys, maybe one more game after this, because this is... I've had two house falls in a row. Is he feeding the plumber again? No, no plumber feeding. Meet the plumber. M-E-A-T. Don't get tired, buddy. Don't get tired. Oh, my God. You could have flipped that one. Listen. I ain't about to invest any time. Oh, my God. I've been hitting that all day. I'm off today, guys. I can't do anything. Can't do anything. Wow, this game. This game. This game. Are you crying or something? You don't want us to see? Guys, don't look at my face. Good. Hey, you're one over, YouTuber. Did I say one more game? I meant one more good game. Oh, my. You don't like me. I like you. You like me. Thanks, my boy. Yeah. Wow. Good. That's a game I enjoy. Yeah, I know. Water puller, what's happening? We're going to be here for a while. Alright, no this is the last game. I got it. I got it. Alright Pinheads, get the hell outta here. Um, this game. Thanks to Brad Smith for stopping by. Brad Zac Stark, the butt shark. I'm Jack Danger. I'm here every day, Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central, Standard Time. We're going to be playing this one more day tomorrow. And hopefully we can blow the crap up. Other than that, have a good night. And go play some pinball. I love you. Oh, side note. Thank you for the follows, the donations, and the subscriptions. I love you guys. We couldn't do this without you, honestly. You da best. Have a good night. Go tell Nick to buy different colored shirts. I hope you enjoyed Crouch Cam. So you can't see the tears flowing. Also, maybe I should start playing pinball without my sunglasses on. I would imagine that would help my game. Just a little bit. Have a wonderful night, you sexy mother huggers. You're all hugging your mothers. Because you're mother hugging mother huggers. His eyes are all red from crying. Alright guys, sleep tight. I need more beer. Goodbye.

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