# The Simpsons (Data East1990) 06/17/15

**Source:** Dead Flip  
**Type:** video  
**Published:** 2015-06-22  
**Duration:** 58m 39s  
**Beat:** Pinball

**URL:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZA5fgpVQvY

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## Analysis

Dead Flip streams gameplay of Data East's The Simpsons (1990) pinball machine with guest Crystal, discussing game rules, design quirks, and tournament setup modifications. The stream focuses on casual play and explanation of the game's ramp-heavy strategy while highlighting mechanical issues like missing center post and overly sensitive tilt settings.

### Key Claims

- [HIGH] The Simpsons (Data East, 1990) is the first Simpsons pinball machine; Stern made a second one called Simpsons Pinball Party — _Host states 'this is the first The Simpsons pinball machine. The second one was made by Stern, that's called The Simpsons Pinball Party.'_
- [HIGH] Tournament setup has disabled ketchup mode and progressive millions shot for fairness — _Host explains 'we turned that off for tournament reasons. Because it's super, super unfair' regarding millions and ketchup catch-up mode_
- [HIGH] The game is missing a center post and has no ball save, making it difficult to avoid center drain — _Multiple references to 'no center post' which 'hurts my butt' and is 'about a half an inch wider than most gaps between flippers'_
- [HIGH] Ketchup mode gives players the previous player's score as a catch-up mechanic — _Host explains ketchup 'gives you the score of the person you're playing' as a random award_
- [HIGH] Data East Simpsons primary strategy is shooting the ramp repeatedly — _Host states 'this game is all about getting the millions and shooting the ramp over and over... just literally just don't ever stop shooting the ramp'_

### Notable Quotes

> "this is the first The Simpsons pinball machine. The second one was made by Stern, that's called The Simpsons Pinball Party. And it's a lot more fun."
> — **Dead Flip host**, early in stream
> _Clarifies the distinction between Data East (1990) and Stern (Pinball Party) Simpsons games_

> "Just literally just don't ever stop shooting the ramp."
> — **Dead Flip host**, rules explanation
> _Summarizes the core gameplay strategy of the machine_

> "And that's why this game is a poorly designed mess."
> — **Dead Flip host**, late gameplay
> _Critical assessment of Data East Simpsons design philosophy, referring to ketchup catch-up mode and random awards_

> "Leave it to Data East to make something that plays like crap, but is great to watch."
> — **Dead Flip host**, late gameplay
> _Characterizes Data East design philosophy as emphasizing aesthetics over mechanical gameplay quality_

> "This game was just recently fixed. This is its first time on the internet, so be kind."
> — **Dead Flip host**, opening
> _Establishes the machine condition and viewers' expectations for the stream_

### Entities

| Name | Type | Context |
|------|------|---------|
| Dead Flip | organization | YouTube/streaming channel featuring pinball gameplay and community interaction |
| Crystal | person | Guest player on the stream, new to pinball, learning gameplay mechanics |
| Jack Danger | person | Co-host/regular on Dead Flip streams, plays alongside main host |
| Data East | company | Manufacturer of The Simpsons (1990) pinball machine being played |
| Stern Pinball | company | Manufacturer of The Simpsons Pinball Party, second Simpsons pinball game |
| The Simpsons Pinball (1990) | game | Data East machine featured in this stream, focusing on ramp strategy with missing center post and catch-up mechanics |
| The Simpsons Pinball Party | game | Stern-manufactured Simpsons pinball game, described as more fun than Data East version |
| Zach Sharpe | person | Pinball player referenced for his playing stance and drain patterns; known for standing straight and not draining down the center |
| Josh Sharp | person | Pinball community member mentioned in CTC podcast discussion about drain patterns |
| Gavin | person | Community member who may have center post for The Simpsons machine |
| Wonko | person | Chat viewer/community member providing feedback during stream |
| Nick | person | Appears to be co-host or regular participant, competing in games with other players |

### Signals

- **[sentiment_shift]** Strong positive nostalgia for Data East Simpsons among collectors and casual players despite acknowledged design flaws (confidence: medium) — Host: 'I do enjoy that my, like, 12-year-old self would be glad that I own a The Simpsons pinball' despite ongoing criticism of gameplay
- **[design_philosophy]** Ramp-focused gameplay with limited alternative strategies makes Data East Simpsons repetitive and one-dimensional (confidence: high) — Host emphasizes 'ramp and hit the ramp and ramp' strategy repeatedly, noting game lacks depth in shot variety
- **[design_philosophy]** Data East prioritizes visual appeal and theme integration over mechanical depth; catch-up modes and random awards create unpredictable gameplay (confidence: high) — Host states 'Leave it to Data East to make something that plays like crap, but is great to watch' and criticizes ketchup randomness as 'a poorly designed mess'
- **[product_concern]** Data East Simpsons exhibits mechanical issues including missing center post, overly sensitive tilt, and display visibility problems (confidence: high) — Missing center post, tilt requiring adjustment, score display partially obscured, middle target 'broken in half', flipper issues
- **[competitive_signal]** Tournament scene modifies Data East Simpsons by disabling catch-up and progressive awards to remove randomness and unfairness (confidence: high) — Host explains disabling ketchup and millions for 'tournament reasons' and 'because it's super, super unfair'

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## Transcript

 I can still wear this one so Uncle Carmy can recognize me next week. I'm wearing the remade one. It's still screwed up on the back, but it's better than it was. The front still looks incredible, so that's all that matters. What is up, Scribble, Wonko, Shlarby Shlarb? We got Demented, Jaded's up in a hoose. Can you guys hear me? Do you want to hear me eat my shorts? Lone Goat, what's up buddy? I need a Danger123 if you can hear me. And if you see the logo. Audio good. Good to know. Oh, my hand hurts so much. You'll be at where I fix pins next Tuesday. That's awesome, Wonko. Donate to kids. We can hear you. Excellent. What's up, nerds? Friends? Family? Mom? Grandma? All you guys? During 1, 2, 3? There you go, Scribble. Calabunga, dude. Ah, man, Simpsons, you guys broke me down. We're freaking playing this game. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is the third day, but wait, how do I approach this? We're starting Daddy Simpsons in the middle of the week because Stargazer took a bit of a crap. The audio died and the flippers started getting weak, and without audio, that game's just whatever. But we are playing Daddy Simpsons against my will, but you guys wanted to see it, so we're going to try it. This game was just recently fixed. This is its first time on the internet, so be kind. It should be fun. What's up, you ding-dong? everybody. We have a special guest today. Guess who it is? Huh? Guess. Someone, just someone say something in chat while I drink my beer. How you doing, buddy? Yo, yo, yo, people, what's up, PSP? Okay, I better, I give up on Better Twitch. I don't even know better yeah it's Bart so Bart please come here Bart Simpson everybody is back from her journey eat my shorts eat my shorts it's not Gary Stern hello Jack's mustache what's up stealth uh hashtag team crystal back made it back and she's here to blow it up so without further ado we are just gonna start killing it kawa freaking bunga dude look at this say something in chat I get it that adorable. T-Bart. T-Bart. Bart Simpson, everybody. Let's try to get some brightness up on here. There we are. There you go. There's the hashtags for your crystals. Oh, guys. I missed you. Oh, guys. Wonka, I didn't even end up camping. My friends are basket cases. I love them, but they're... You didn't even camp? No, but I did hang out on a beach, and I saw an otter skeleton which was so metal so pinball hype what's up toxic rat man toxic beat pants abc everyone's here or or toxic rat man she came out of her crystal ass that's terrible guys um so crystal and i are going to get a practice game in so we can feel out uh feel out man you've only been here for a minute and I'm already Canadian. Just to feel out what's hooping in. Hooper. I think I said that all wrong. Yeah, so this game is all about getting the millions and shooting the ramp over and over and over and over and over and over and maybe multiball and keep shooting the ramp and keep shooting the ramp and it's ramp and hit the ramp and ramp ramp ramp ramp ramp ramp ramp ramp ramp. Just literally just don't ever stop shooting the ramp. I'm not even kidding. Jack's drunk. Hi Jack, hi Crystal $1.75, what's up buddy? Is that backhandable? No, these are really strong flippers though Thank you, 1993 Thanks, 1993 Is that where this is from? This is 1990 This is by Data East This is the second I'm sorry, this is the first Simpsons pinball machine The second one was made by Stern that's called Simpsons Pinball Party. And it's a lot more fun. Look at those. Nice rotten dog displays. What? $5 from $8.50? What? Thanks to everyone who made Dead Flip. Dude, too freaking kind, man. Thank you. And thanks, folks. Thanks for making me do this. You made me do this. Crap. ABC, you da man. It was you da man. I love you. I love your face. Crystal, are you ready? Yes. Captain Bizarre. We're going to show you guys how to play The Sims of Teddy. Are you kidding me? $50, dude? Thank you so much. Holy farts. That's really dope. That's beyond dope, man. Now I can buy this game off of Nick for $45, buy a $5 bat, and then destroy it. I'm just kidding. I'm sure people like this game. Oh, God. All right. That was your ball. That was my ball? Yeah, sorry, dude. Aw. All right, Crystal, go for it. That was your ball, bro. Your ball. Did you tell them about how we have the Millions Ramp set up? Skippy, what's up? Typically? No. Skill shot? No skill shot? We're just playing it out. We're just feeling it out. If you play this at a bar or anywhere else, it's going to have a progressive Millions shot on it. But we turned that off for tournament reasons. Because it's super, super unfair. Yeah, so... Also, didn't we get rid of the ketchup mode on this? Ketchup? We turned it all off. Yeah, it's actually called ketchup. And it gives you the score of the person you're playing. Oh, that's... Burritos! The Infanta. What's up, buddy? Yeah, Simpsons Pinball is fun. The Stern Simpsons Pinball machine is a lot more fun. Ooh, a little sticky flip. All right. Kepsa. Ramp all day, baby. Josh Sharpe made me feel really bad about myself in that CTC podcast. He was asking me, he says, how do you drain most of the time? Where's the most air you drain? I was like, oh, he's outlaying. He's like, you never drain down the center. And I was just like, oh, no. Never. We from Paget? Are you kidding me already? Holy crap Isn't there a double your score random also? There is a double your score as well Everything is off, I believe Isn't it always 500k? I think it's either 500k or 5x multiplier, but all the other ones are turned off, I think We tried to set this up for tournaments, so there's no so you can play four players and there's no random award. You'll usually see that in tournaments anyway, you'll just see random more just kind of go away in tournaments get rid of all that stuff uh front page hype ladies and gentlemen thank you for coming i love you i love your butts all your butts the other thing i was thinking so other than the like just hit the ramp forever and ever and ever that's what i'm guessing is the other thing we could go for is first a multiball yep yep yep yep and that could just be a more fun way to try to play this yeah just to make sure it isn't a boring over and over and over Ramp Fest because that is this game. But we'll see how this goes, kiddies. Come on, kids. Sprinkles. Burritos. Burritos. Nailed it. Nailed it. There is no ball save. No center post. No center post. There should be a center post, but we don't have one in. Gavin said he's going to bring it home. Half a mil. Yeah, Gavin said he may have had one in his car, but he never checked. Gavin says a lot of things. Oh, there you go. So Jack has four shots. He has four shots to his ramp. If he gets... It's a bummer they can't see the ramp value. But it's spilling millions in the back of the game. And if he can get it three more... Does that carry over? I forget. It does not carry over. Okay, Crystal, you're up, honey. That's per ball. Yep. Eat my shorts, though. Four million for three balls, multiball jackpot at food street. That's correct. Okay. Remember when Bart was the star of The Simpsons? They even did a joke about that on season six or seven. Did they? It was like Marge was upstairs digging through a box, and she pulled out all this Bart Simpsons paraphernalia. She's like, remember when the town loved you? And he's like, what are you talking about? She's like, yeah, anyway. Yeah, anyway. Then we found out. She had a doll. She pulled it. It's like, don't have a cow, man. She's like, I said that? Then they found out Homer was the star of the show. and now Marge and Homer got a divorce. Did they? Yeah, in the most recent episode. I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. Can't prove anything. When I was in Olympia, I went to the bar that Matt and I hung out in. And apparently it's the bar he mows off of. Really? Mo on this back glass has pink hair. It just spread to me. The art on this thing is so awesome. Paraphernalia. I do enjoy that my, like, 12-year-old self would be glad that I own a Simpsons pinball. Yeah, right? It's true. 12-year-old Nick, showing off sweet drain techniques. We're figuring it out, Beatpants. This is a practice game. Hey, I've been, like, a week rusty, so. A week rusty. This one's set up pretty tough. No ball save, no pins on the out lane, no in, or what do they call it? Kick backwards. No center post. No center post, which hurts my butt. Bonus! It's about a half an inch wider than most gaps between flippers. And that's why the center post is usually there. Is this game old enough to have a Black Smithers? Was that ever a thing? Black Smithers? Yeah, he was originally first and second. But I don't see Smithers anywhere. Huh. It was like first episode. Yeah, I'm not seeing Smithers on here at all. Okay. Come on, Friestel. Never drained out in the center. Come on. Best game ever not. Thank you, Zach. You are correct. Don't have a cow, man. Don't have a cow, man. Yo, look. I'm Zach Sharp. No shaking down the middle, folks. No shaking down the middle. We got this. Actually, you moved it out and then brought it right back. You're welcome. Okay. Alright, this is for marbles, guys. This is for actual marbles? I need... What do you need? This. I need a pen. There was a pen here at one point. You see a pen in there. I don't see a pen. Around the same time, Ralph was quite smart. Oh, there's a pen. Six, you, seven, me. Aw, does that mean I lost? Come on. Thanks for the follow, buddy. Why did six, you, seven, me? because 8, 8, 9. Because 8, 9, the 7. 8, 8, the 9, 8. Cowabunga, man. Cowabunga, man. Oh, man. Cowabunga. Yeah, you just like... Oh, also we've had it where the ball moves or like tries to Lazarus and gets stuck in the hole where the center post should be and just lives there. You've got to tilt it. It's like so... It's pretty rad. Love the tilt call out. You were simple. All right. Here's for all the marbles. The Sim Swan. Wait, is this for all the marbles or half the marbles? I guess this is just to verify that there are marbles. All the marbles and some of my pogs. Some of my pogs. Half your pogs? Guys. If I slam your... Pog. Slam your... You're confusing. Bugs Bunny's Birthday Ball is the best game ever made. It's so good. That game has an interesting score swap feature that I found in the middle of a tournament in Vegas, which was fun. That is a fun game. Let's see if anyone can score a single jackpot in this game. Okay. So should we go for multiple balls on this? So to get multiball in this game, you've got to knock down the bowling pins. So I need one more bowling pin down. And then you have to shoot for the lit holes. Anything so this here? Actually, in hard mode, it's only one of them. Oh, crap. But if you hit them again, you could light up a second one. Oh, dear. As hype as I am to see this table, I hope Stargazer gets well soon. Me too, man. Me too. We got to get Brad back over here to take a look at what happened. Good shake. The Simpsons? What? Yo, a little hard. We might have to loosen that tilt. I barely moved it. We may have to loosen the tilt if this game is going to be any fun at all. Are you talking about the Simpsons? Simpsons. Cherry Warrior. Yeah, don't get pumped, dude. This isn't Pinball Party. Whoa, Viagra. Oh no, Viagra. Yo, that's Center Target's Viagra-ly. Viagra-ed. Dialing it in. A, B, C. Dial it in, folks! So wait, are we going for points or for multiball? Let's go for points here and then we'll go for multiball the next game. Nice, weird little sack tap or whatever that was. It's probably a sack tap. Eee! Money! Once I was playing and I was imitating the sharps, I would play really low for Roger, have his knees bent for Josh, and stand up really straight for proper Zach. This is Zach's sharp mode. Zach doesn't... Yeah, he stands like this. He has a hip out, and then he just plays like that. Ah, I was talking about people's gunch. Oh God Yeah Zach has like a side hip He plays on like one foot This is a dictionary man You a gunch And then Josh plays a little stand too Roger's got the lean. Roger. Oh, there's your lock. Yo mama, yo mama, yo mama got that gunch. Okay, dude. Now you've got to lock both balls to get the jackpot. Did you see that ball levitate away from the floor? Yep. All right, we just got to light it up again. Oh, oh! Ooh, ooh! Wow. Ooh, ooh! Yo, light them all up. Oh, boy. Donuts 5X. Oh, crap. Oh, so it's that lock now. Cool. Okay, Internet. Four, five, X. Whoa, Mama is right. Guys, freaking Simpsons. Congratulations. The Internet wins. The Internet won. Everyone wins in Simpsons. Oh, boy. Power value. Oh, save by the gate. Oh, boy. Wait. That's a tilt. Gooch. Andrea is our queen. Andrea's not here. Who's Andrea? This is Crystal. Andrea was another woman that I had on the stream last Friday. Two Fridays ago. New to pinball. Whoa. Ha! talk to some more ladies about getting that leap stuff going. She might be into it. I'm Crystal. This is Crystal. This is Crystal G. Moritos! That's what I need to learn. Slaverinos? Oh yeah, you get, you with a good slap save, you'll be fine with those center drains. So for the lock I need to hit this. the old it you have to keep your hands on the ground well that's good score bro I can ladies and gentlemen if you haven't quick follow its free to do it or ever ever and then another that's a shot I need Is this ball on three? Yeah. Uh-oh. Just let the pop-overs do their job. Or the, uh, the targets. Ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-ding-do. Oh. Block the ball, man. He's, uh, what is it, Boston? He's a Bostonian. Oh, yeah, block the ball, man. What is that quote from? What's Christmas cashmere? And why did they choose that of all the... It's Christmas cashmere! Oh, my. You got double slingshorted. It was like, punk. That's what a slingshot does when there's no electricity. What? Perfect. Thanks for the follow. Perfect endy. Perfect endy. Which is a skateboard move from the 60s. Is it? Yeah, it's an endy. Perfect endy. I'm upset. Don't get upset. Jack Danger gets some marbles. Yeah, welcome to Simpsons land, Crystal. It's going to make everyone angry. Princess Cashmere was one of the strippers. Oh, I thought he was saying Christmas Cashmere. So, Jack. Christmas. Christmas Cashmere. Christmas. So that's two points for Jack. Who got second? Me. One point for Nick. All right, so that's the order. Jack, Nick, Chris, Cole. Always be slapping. I feel like I did that. Well, it's got to be sharp, okay? It can't be like a pull because you will tilt like crazy. It's got to be abrupt. It's a slap. Yeah. That was perfect, actually. also you didn't trigger my tilt bob which would have hurt my feelings he's like oh I don't care what would Bart Simpson do what would Bart Simpson do oh that was almost a slap save I didn't slap hard enough I didn't slap hard enough now I'm sad oh yeah 2x what we have a trick spot Yeah, I did. Wow. What am I seeing right now? That's a lot of luck right there, Internet. Toxic Rev, man. Click, click, click, tick, tick, tick, tick. Now. How is that not a tilt? Exactly, Chuck Wykin. I'm not sure. Stuck flipper. Um, we're, uh... Stuck flipper. No hands. Look, Mom, no hands. Alright, here we go. Uh-oh. That's gonna piss someone off. I was waiting for that slingshot to wake up. Poop! Hey, hey, hey. Killer power bell. It's nuclear. I'm just saying your name, Todd, but don't sweat it. I didn't do it. What the... The ball teleported up the ramp. Whoa! Almost a suicide. Alright, a couple more to light the million shot, and then the ramp's worth a million for like 5-10 seconds. If I can hit it. Yeah, the pressure once that mode starts is ridiculous. It's some tough pressure. I think that's gonna break. Look at that middle target. Oh yeah, it's broken in half actually. How's that even gonna go down? What? Nooch! Hello, Nooch. How are thou, Noochio? Alright, one more shot and it likes the millions mode. Quit it, ow, quit it, quit it, ow. What the hell? That's a lock, internet. Chop display needs to be adjusted. Bottom signal's going to show up on camera. What do you mean, bottom signal? Oh, you don't need to see that stuff, guys. That down there, you don't need that. I'm going to drop the light, man. Woo! Yep. That's why I just keep going. $4 million is big on this game. Woo! Especially for ball one. Whoa! You could go back to Soundless Stargazer with cool gems on the beatbox. Alright, Crystal, you gotta be kidding me. No, that's not happening. Replay, hide! That was a nice fall. That was unfortunate. We sit within the outline. The bottom segments of the score display itself? What are you talking about? What's this? Oh, it's because the... Oh, the height? No, no, because... See here? Yeah. Here. Hopefully this works for you. Is that better? Oh, man. There you go, Internet. Tasty, yummy, and delicious. Oh, my God. Yeah. El Barca was here. Oh, crap. Good shift. Shift. Wait, remember we could backhand the ramp. I just remembered. The flippers are strong enough. To backhand arena? Yep. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You just doubled your score. Oh, yeah. Now I remember. Backhand marina. On the fly, backhand. What? Yeah, okay. Drink whatever you want, dog. Alright, get that multiball. Ah, that sucked. Whoa, that music, though. Catch-up still works, huh? Uh, that should be turned off. Don't mind if I do. Yeah, you ding-dong. Don't mind if I do. I got all the money and you caught up. Autric, what's up? Lord Squeak, everybody. What's going on? You asshole. Donate to kids. I got a legit 4.7 million. So did I. I shopped for it. Yeah, right. Can you get the mouse for me? Really quick, just shake it. There you go. That's good. That's good. Million. Million on the ramp. No, it's the height. Oops. You ding-dong. I can't believe you did that. I thought it was turned off. He hit the ketchup value. I worked hard for my 4.6 million. Seems legit. There you go, Internet. That's dunk. Alright, I guess we gotta... Pinball girls. Pinball grills. Ah, the ketchup. The most skillful shots in the game. Yeah, we'll turn that off after that. Oh, favorite. Listen, two days until Southern Pride Gaming Expo. That's awesome, dude. Man, there's so many things happening this weekend. There's always stuff happening. Okay. Internet, we are 35 subscribers away from our new set of EmotoCons. Trying. That's good. EmotoCons. D.E. Simpsons, my life is complete. Hashtag Team Crystal. The new Sterns Crystal. You can do this, like, back and forth. But the old ones are like too heavy. You can't do like one. You can't do the like, bop bop, the chopsticks. No, I want a ketchup again. Shoot it! What if ketchup took scores away to match Crystal's score? Is there an anti-ketchup? That, essentially. Alright, saying there's a chance, huh? Alright, Internet, I need to do this. For you. You want to see it tilt? Ketchup is such a kick in the nuts. Tell me about it. Ketchup, he's kicking the nuts. Come again. Come again. You like kicking the nuts? Oh, the slingshots woke up. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm done. The ketchup. I'm done. And that's why this game is a It's a doo-doo So Crystal can pull out Six million, you got this buddy Just work the ramp girl Work the ramp Block the ball man Hey man, we're both underachievers No Crystal, okay You're fine Something needs to shake. Gets to shaking. Gets to make shit happen. Don't need to guess. See you guys later. Have a good night. Captain Bizarre. Have a good night, man. Thanks for coming, dude. Bye, Captain. Captain. I'm going to go back to the dealer. Aww. Just you and me, Crystal. Wait, are you back? I don't give up that easy. Okay. But you did. You left. Alright, kids. Cheers That just means that it's available For everybody No it's not, it's random It's not available to everybody That is hard to deal with But this is how I started my last game I don't know how to get I don't know how to get it out of here Hey I just got here, have they shot the ramp yet? Only a couple times. Catch up, come on. When will the tournament scores be updated? It's almost been two weeks. They just got approved. They just got approved, there you go. Ta-da! Also, two weeks is nothing for tournaments to get updated, man. That stuff is usually a month out at least. Oh, you can back him. Well, they'll be waiting for you. All right, Crystal. Lock the floor! Lock the floor, man! Donate to beer for Homer Yeah can I get a Can I get a Can I get beer right here Oh a game Kids is crossed out in beer as well That's a great t-shirt. Ramp! Oh, that was a good ramp. You even said ramp. Don't you know how to use the flippers? Um... Something's weird about that center target. It's like, cracked in half, but the fact that it goes down is like straightening it up guy all i can the million already thanks buddy don't you think it's a because i can't because because i can't say all dollars Who do you love? Yo, that's some hippie. Who do you love? Oh, God. What's a game? Oh, my God. Oh, gosh. Oh, nice. Thanks. Shoot it. Lock the ball, man. Will you be at the Project Pinball charity event? I'm going to try, but I think that day is also my anniversary with my cats. It's me and Jack's anniversary. See, Jack looks like he's having fun. No. Look, we're all having fun. Only because Nick is upset. No. It's in relation. Everyone's upset. It's relative, man. It's relative. Like, if everyone's sick, who's the least sick? I love this game. That reminds me. Does anyone want to buy this? There you go. Here we go. We can get a center post from Gavin. Center post not included. I can stick a toothpick in there. Lock it up, Internet. The truth comes out. Okay. Don't have a cow, man. Uh-oh. There's the second lock. You've got to lock up the other one. Yep, here we go. Here comes the three ball multiball, kids. What's the jackpot? What do I need to hit? Does anyone remember what the jackpot is? Shoot the ramp twice for mystery value. No. I'm guessing it's the ramp. I think it's the ramp. It'll light up green if that light even works. Yeah, let me know if it's lit. The ramp? It like, turned on for a second. Nope, maybe not. not. Oh my god! Everybody out. I think you got the jackpot though. Why? Why did I get it? No way. Maybe not. The jackpot would be like three million or something on a multiball. Drop targets first, then ramp. Oh. If I had money, I'd buy... It's a pinball. Yeah, dude. Chaos. Buy a pinball for me, dude. Yeah, get money. First, go get some money. Go steal money, then buy a pinball. Steal money by working for it. That's how I stole all my pinball machines. Missile Dranius. Too much trust. Yeah, the... Simul Dranius. The Crick Trust. That was all... Do you have the turd icon yet? No, we need 35 more subscribers before I can have a turd icon. You're talking about Pooh? Yeah. Everybody out of the pool, turd icon. Oh my god, man. That was fun. Thanks, Dad. You're welcome, son. Oh, I almost rescued that from being stupid. Yep, that's what I wanted. Nailed it. Sprinkles. Is that what he says? Burritos if you want them. I thought it was burritos. Oh! The flipper gave out. What's happening? The ball came back so fast that the flipper gave out. What is happening? Dude, it just pushed it down. Wow. That's like an instant live catch. That sucked. You're surprised no one else has a turd icon? Probably inappropriate. Well, maybe they just don't let them in. Maybe they don't let turds on the... You know what you do, Jack? Is to say, it's not a turd, it's a candy bar. It's a candy bar, yeah. It's a candy bar. Anyway. Shoot it! Shoot it! I'm trying! Shoot it! Shoot it! Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Now who you know? Hey, man, we're both letter achievers. Is that... Is that nuclear power, by the way? It's a baby Ruth, exactly. Thank you. Shred ZB, Lone Goat. You guys know your... You guys know your cat's a shark, that's for sure. Get up, D.F. Catch it! Is it baby Ruth from Goody's? Baby Ruth. Yeah. Alright, Crystal, wait, hold on. You need, um, just to hit the ramp a couple times, you might get a catch-up, and then you win. Cool, yay! It's science. Two ramps, catch-up, win. Leave it to Daddy East to make something that plays like crap, but is great to watch. Hit it! Backhand. Way early. Earlier. Ah! I was frustrated with you on that one. That was three close shots to the ramp. That is so uncool. Totally bogus, bro. All right. All right, that's finally a win for Nick. A real win. Lucky free poop. Plus one great to watch. It's fun. Oh, boy. Okay. Okay, we're going to start an auction. Hey, buddy, I'm so excited to be here. Something to go with it. I'm happy to help you. I'm happy to help you. I'm happy to help you. You can take it on a man. Whoop! Kodo402, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Whoop! We're playing Daddy East Simpsons from 1901. That's a little heavy. It's a very old song. Let me just readjust the camera here. Oh, see? Sorry, internet. Tilt adjustment. Makes it a little heavy-handed there. Tilt adjustment. Okay, the DMD's fine. This game has puffy stickers. Those are added on by the original owner, which was not me. Bart's teeth were reconstructed here with a... Maggie's face is repainted. Oh, yeah. It looks like there was once an insert there that they had to paint over. There's still an insert there that overheated and melted Maggie's face, so they repainted it. The side of the cabinet was red, and they painted it back in with marker. Just like my Dracula. Imanji, I can read the chat and play pinball at the same time. It's not a big deal. We just gotta make sure everything stays streamlined. I feel like this pinball machine would be on the island of Lost Toys. What? Beast mode cowboy 2112. Welcome. Thank you. Follow. You are a friend. Me. Pinball. There's also supposed to be water cooler pop bumpers. You lads are beautiful. Keep being you. Don't listen to the haters. What? What haters? Mickey Mickey. Mom, I told you. Everyone says, like, Mom, thank you. Your mom and my mom always tell us we're beautiful. Yeah. And that's really nice of her. My mom just walks by. She's like, damn, son, you're looking good. And I'm like, Mom, get out of here. Mom, quit it. My mom just told me that was bullshit. And then she slaps me on the butt. And she's like, it ain't nothing I haven't seen before. Uh-oh. Yay. Uh-oh. I did the mustache. It's super cool. Thanks, man. Is it me? Or you? I don't know how anyone can beat you to be honest. Aw, yeah. Well, that one guy. Thank you. Thanks for coming. What guy? It's you, that one guy. What are you talking about? Oh, you got crouched. Is that Stone BRC? Yes, it is, Mr. Blick. You got crouched. That's two crutch crutches. Is this your beard, Inga? That's not mine. Okay. Why are you naked in that? Oh! Yeah, hold on. First off. First of all, I busted a drop catch. Have you ever busted a drop catch on live internet? The way that I did it? You ever bust a drop catch in front of the last crowd? Dude, that was bad. Drainer's Paradise. I don't know how it feels to be crystal. Internet. I can, hold on. Folks, please hit follow. It's free to do. I'll yell out your name in excitement, and I love you, and we'll be pen pals forever, and then, you know, sandwiches. He rides back. He rides back. You'd be like, Dear Jack, my name's Mr. Blick. How are you? And I'm like, Mr. Blick? Thanks, Mr. Blick. And then I send everything COD. So, oh, here we go. I gotta stay focused. Oh, boy. Time is out. The slaps are real. Oh, God, what's this happening? Woo, backhand! Yay, pen pals! Everyone's friends. Most of my pen pals are from prison. I don't know how they're watching the stream. I think they built computers out of old toothbrushes and toilet paper. Seems to work out pretty well. Computers are old now. It's a little... Whoa. You got slingshorted. You look like one of the village people in a good way. That's good. Hey, what's up? What do you mean look like? You mean I am. You mean I am. The loopers. I'm like super rich and can afford to drink infant rat blood so that I stay youthful forever. Well, no fact about Jack Danger, he's 82. He means 80 also, because Nick is 80 as well. We're both 82. You ruined that. We're 80 also. Yes, we're both 82. I mean, 80 also. I mean... Uh-oh, two more. Yo, get it so I can ramp out. Crap, of course I missed. See, you stress out about it, and then there you go. You lose your rampy. Is this the new Call of Duty? It's the new Call of Doobie. He got it! A million smackers! Now I just gotta catch up. You only get to shoot it once? Yeah, that's it. Oh. Get a million. I thought it was constantly you can keep getting millions. Then why does it count down? Because that's how long you get until it starts. Oh. Did Stargazer... Yeah, it lost its throat overnight. Good. So you're admitting to me that... Oh, what? Guys, I need a beer. Can you please be my new dad? I'll be your old dad if you want me to. I mean, he is 80 years old. We're too old to be your new dad. Be your grandpa. Grandpa. I'm not going to trust it. You're too old for us to be your new dad. Whoa. Where'd it go? Ho, ho, ho. Glass off. Are you kidding? Yeah. I've got to get a picture of this. I've got to get the keys. Was that on your ball that you got to step? Oh, Crystal, make sure to hold up flippers so that it doesn't ball check it out. It's not going to ball check anything. I think it can vibrate through that. I think if you sit here and flip, you can get that out. Yeah, but then it'll drink. Yeah, I know, but that's why I was telling her to hold up the flippers. No, you don't want it to drink. Hold the flipper up. Hold the flipper up. Hold the flipper up. the impossible do you sell any dead flip merchandise we will soon I made some dead flip flippers and gave them all away I'm going to make some nice shirts soon all that fun stuff it's not a turtle tea it's not a turtle tea it's a bird I like how tradition is like these cameras make every machine look collector's quality thank you they are collector's quality My my collection my instinct in buying good games it makes everything You got it don't let it go You can let it ball check out but the chances are it'll drain And you can choose to either have it on your clipper or in the shooter lane, yeah I'm sure most of you know that word. Put him on the glass. Thank you. Put him on the glass. Put him on the glass. Take him to the house. Yo, speaking of Seattle. Mm-hmm. All right, there you go. Samson's. All right, kill it, bud. All right, game on. Oh, here comes the old... The old backhand. The old tech bounce. Oh, she got it. Oh, shoot it again, dude. Yeah, hit it in. Later. You're saying later like she's going to drink? Later. Shit. New rule says TD chooses where to put the ball The dad TD T-D Foners Oh I believe that's you The dad It's the dad It's a pinball term for the guy that is running everything Yeah the pinball dad Then it's TM You know It's semantics Oh gosh Oh yeah the tourney doctor The tourney doctor Ugh Go Hit me No ketchup for you Dougie Please don't get ketchup all over my new shirt. Oh. I can't remember my Twitch password. Oh, it's Walking Dead. Primitive Pinball, what's up, buddy? Welcome. to the internet. If this is your first time on the internet, please stay clear of anything offering you free money, credit cards, or dates. Don't answer emails from African princes. Well, no, those are all legit. I believe there's a lot of money for me coming pretty soon. I had to pay out pretty hard, but, you know, there's millions coming. He has to get rid of the money. But he needs money to get rid of the money. You need money to make money, man. It's only fair. Rob Schneider is an African prince. In Money in the Email. Can't get it. Slingshot unnecessary means detective. Yeah, Uncle Carmy, the second generation Deadflip shirts are screwed up also. For you folks that bought Dead Flip Donate to Kids shirts off of Teespring, you've probably received your revised one today because they screwed up the first batch. Well, as it turns out, they screwed up the second batch. So I've emailed them again, detailing everything that's wrong and showing them an example based on what's on their website and what people are actually getting and saying, freaking fix this. So there's a chance that you're getting a third Dead Flip shirt, hopefully one that's fixed and the first two you can use to clean up cat piss or whatever you do with extra shirts. Flirtdog, what's up buddy? Yes, extra balls are turned off. The mensch. I believe that's how you say that. Right? The mensch? Mensch, yeah. The mensch? Hey mensch! Yo, don't listen to Crystal. She don't know what she's talking about. What do you mean German? Isn't that a... Mensch is the word for people. Why don't they just say people? Oh my god, look at this. Forever ball. That was insane. I didn't do it. Half a mil. What do you got? Son of a bitch! You mean rare collectible deadflip shirts edition? Oh, guys, yes. If you bought a deadflip shirt, that means you now have two flubs that are going to be worth a lot when we are put in the Smithsonian next to our hoodies. Flub. Flub-a-dub-dub. Two shirts. I forgot to put misprint in there. Love your hair, Crystal. Thanks, man. That's, uh, that darn chat, which is Laura. Laura! That's the ocean that did that to my hair. I'll give upwards of 25 cents for that. Chaos. Hey, money's money, man. Money's money. I'm crying. All 20 of us bought them, yep. I'm definitely going to do a legit t-shirt thing soon. You almost beat Nick, by the way. Yeah, almost. Doesn't count for titties and tulips. Almost don't count for titties and tulips. That's a crystal quote, folks. Make a t-shirt out of that. What's up, Matt McGrath? Mark McGrath's here? Mark McGrath? Mark McGrath's here. What's that, Sugar Ray? Is that the band? I just want to fly. Put your arms on top of me, baby. I'm ready to fly. I'm ready to fly. Crystal, almost beat you. Almost got you. That's right. The Simpsons remember me. What's up, Crack? Yes, we were playing The Simpsons because Stargazer took a little hiatus. A little poopy. It lost its throat from strangling it. That's so sad. Can't you die, stupid? And that game, honestly, it's fun, but it's not as fun without the audio. Grandpa's off script, too. He says, nice shooting, stranger. Yeah, Grandpa, I don't remember that. That's not like titular. No, Grandpa's yelling at a cloud at some point. Yeah, that's too friendly. McGrath the crime dog. Moe's bar definitely looks the same. Yep. Moe's got the pink hair. Quickie Mart apparently is just downhill. The jazz guy is still alive. Is comic book guy on here? Oh, he is not. Oh, no, he's not. I haven't seen him on this one. Worst pinball machine ever. He is on the new one. Alright, here we go. Sideshow Bob's on it. He's my favorite character. Sorry, Craig. Oh, wait. My favorite character's on here. It's Marge's guy that she almost cheats on. Hello, Marge. Make a strike to light. Locks Marge. That's like my favorite episode where Homer buys Marge a bowling ball. And she is for him, really. and then she's so mad that she goes, I'm going to get bowling lessons. And then her bowling teacher hits on her and she hates Homer and they almost kind of break up. But what's funny is in the new season, Homer and Marge did get a divorce. No spoilers, bro. No, from their sandwiches. They're like, I can't eat your sandwiches anymore. And they're like, you know what? I think we should separate for a while. And then the sandwiches go bad and they're just done, man. Sook! Oh, boy. What's your hand say? No other time. My hand says, my right hand says let's. My left hand says read. Then my right hand on the lower knuckle says heck. And my left hand lower knuckle says yeah. It says let's read, heck yeah. Boners. Boners. Why? Hmm? Why? Why what? Why does it say that? Let's read because it was the most positive message I could think of to put on my knuckles. No, it's the heart, remember? Yeah. So you know the old candy hearts that you get for Valentine's Day? Uh-huh. There was one of them that they discontinued. Oh, sure. Okay? And the one that they discontinued says, let's read. And I got it tattooed on my knuckles. and then when I was getting these touched up the dude's like hey do you want anything else and really quick I was like you know what just write heck yeah on my knuckles and in like two minutes he had it on there I was at DK and I'm like you know what I think I'm gonna go get my knuckles touched up and Colin's like oh yeah and I'm like yeah and I came back the next day and I'm like I can't use my hands cause I got extra tattoos done on them your day rate was cut in half. At least. It's tough looking so sexy. It is, man. Oh, that's gone. Good stab. Oh, indeed. That actually hit the button in a really weird way. Yo, catch me up. Double. Double. What's that? What's that? Bing dong. No other kind. Thanks for the follow, buddy. That's nice of that guy. I'm really sad that you stopped texting me, man. Those late night texts back and forth are what kept me going at night. Was he the one? He was talking about you. No other kind. Yeah. I was like, man, wait until you see what this dude's texting me because it is bananas. Literally bananas. That was all you would text me were just photos of bananas. But you know what? It helped me sleep at night. Because, you know, potassium. We have no bananas. It's a chemical thing. We have no bananas today. They also retired Cool Dude and Fax Me. Yeah. Fax Me? Hey, what? What? You should have got Cool Dude on the bottom. Cool Dude. I can get dead flip on the inside of my hands. I can get hard fart. Hard fart. Or both beds is one of my favorites. Good shot. And I'm out. Bye. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. You know, for potassium. You know. Oh, man. Has Nick been hitting this again? No, that wasn't me. That was Chris. Well, throwing crystal under the bus. No, I tilted. No, it was me. Throwing crystal under the bus. No, it was me, silly. What the hell was that? Please, I love you. Sticky icky icky. Wow, that was like reflection. Reaction time arena. Wait, what the hell happened? Did I get catch up? Can you move the mouse for me, buddy? You got an extra ball, bro. But I don't get an extra ball. I don't think you do. Oh. bonus team raging crystal alright here we go man I can catch up not a problem oh god what's happening he's throwing it away Did you ever get that pinball license plate? Oh, crap. No, I'm going to put in for it when I update my city sticker. Oh, people. I'm thinking of maybe getting DEDFLP. Oh, God. I've got to sit this one out. Crystal, here's the deal. Crystal, look at the scores for me. Uh-huh, yep. Tell me what you need. Uh, for more like 50. You need like 30,000 points, okay? Cool, I can do that. Um, please, please get it. I think you're the best. You already beat him. That is a point for Team Crystal. Hashtag Crystal Scores. Way earlier, but that was interesting. What the freaking farts was that? What the freaking farts? All right, backhand. Early, R. You got a point. Uh, she has a point. Crystal is on the board, folks. I'm in it. The Simpsons. Internet, if you're new to the stream, thank you for coming, first and foremost. My name's Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. Every week showcases a different pinball machine. We had to switch up games in the middle of the week this week because the game we were playing sort of crapped out on us. So we're playing Data E. Simpsons. Not one of my favorite, but the internet wanted it. And, you know, the internet always wins. Data, Data. But his name was Data in the Goonies. Yeah. Anyway, click follow. It's free to do. And I'll love you and whisper your name to my pillow at night. and when I'm washing my cats, I will rename them for an hour, whatever your name is. Is that what you're going to do for your anniversary? Rename all my cats. And wash them. Like, aw, your name's Primitive Pinball now, but only for an hour. And I'll take photos. And I have five of them, because I'm a crazy cat lady. So much pain. Are you... It's time to... What are you doing? Getting ahead of myself. And now... Hey, loser. Sis flip. What's up, buddy? It's been too long. Lieutenant Commander Data. My friend has eight cats. I killed Jay Schlarg. He's primitive pinball now. You do have eight cats. What human... You just have a barn. What human has eight cats? What human... Oh, that is a... I got a pop bumper right there. What human has eight cats? We'll miss the schlark. Flailing is failing. Not always. Failing is failing. Flailing is... If you're flailing, that means you're still playing. So that's not doing too bad. Who do you love? Who do you love? Oh, who do you love? Come again. Oh, the luck is with me. Walk 37 miles. Bye-bye. I got a round of sand for a necktie. Oh, my God. I'm going to take a little walk with my honey. Yeah, that target is actually snapped right in half and held together with a sticker. Sweet. Living on the edge. Alberto was here. Let's hit it and see what happens. That wasn't even close. You can't move this game. My cat's breath smells like cat food. That's good. Derek, what am I looking at here? Did that be orgasm pad? That felt orgasm. you

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