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Kaneda speculates on JJP's next game after Elton John and analyzes Jaws pinball viability.
Mark Seiden has been at Jersey Jack Pinball since October 2021, which is the typical 2-year development timeline for a JJP game
high confidence · Kaneda directly states this timeframe and notes it matches Steve Ritchie's tenure
The Godfather is not selling well despite JJP's claims, and there are quality issues with lockdown bars fading
medium confidence · Kaneda states 'we all know The Godfather is not selling well' and references CE owners needing replacement lockdown bars due to gold armor fading
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory failed because it lacked musical elements and movie clips despite being a musical film
high confidence · Kaneda explicitly criticizes the game for having 'none of the musical elements from the movie' and 'none of the clips from the movie'
Jack Guarneri has been pursuing Pac-Man as a JJP license
medium confidence · Kaneda states 'I know for a fact Jack Guarneri was pursuing this theme' referring to Pac-Man, though notes this is based on people who worked at JJP
A new Stranger Things Premium Edition run is coming in December 2024
high confidence · Kaneda states 'I got more confirmation about this yesterday' regarding the December Stranger Things PE re-release
Jaws will likely release in February or March 2024
medium confidence · Kaneda speculates 'I think we're going to see it in February or March of 2024' but acknowledges uncertainty
Premium Edition pinball machines are being sold for over $10,000 new in box
high confidence · Kaneda states 'The fact that Premium Edition new in the box are now $10,000 is also crazy to me' and warns against paying over $10k for PEs
Dutch Pinball may have The Matrix license but are spreading rumors they don't to obscure their plans
low confidence · Kaneda speculates 'Maybe that's just them trying to get us off their scent that they have it' but admits uncertainty
“How do you fumble that? You know, people forget that is why Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (Standard Edition) never really took off.”
Kaneda @ ~14:30 — Criticizes JJP's approach to licensing and asset utilization, suggesting it was a major cause of game failure
“Can you imagine 'Danger Zone' playing with a multi-ball and balls are firing out of an aircraft carrier to get into the battle. Can you imagine how cool that would be?”
Kaneda @ ~18:45 — Demonstrates enthusiasm for Top Gun as a potential JJP theme and creative mechanical ideas
“I think Barry has more creativity in him than all of the design team over at Jersey Jack Pinball. I just do.”
Kaneda @ ~32:00 — Expresses preference for Dutch Pinball's Barry over JJP's design team, notable criticism of JJP capabilities
“If that's not in this game, what are we even doing making a Jaws pinball machine?”
Kaneda @ ~38:45 — Emphasizes the iconic oxygen tank/explosion finale as essential to Jaws pinball design
“This should not look like a pack of Skittles. I don't want to just see like some rainbow colorful world of Jaws.”
Kaneda @ ~42:15 — Criticizes typical artistic approach and calls for thematic consistency in pinball art design
“I've seen some of you guys with quarter million dollars and pinball collections and $5 a month is all you're kicking to Kaneda's Pinball Podcast.”
Kaneda @ ~54:30 — Humorous but pointed commentary on Patreon support disparities among wealthy collectors
“When you make a new pinball machine, they should go find an artist whose art style mirrors the kind of art and look and vibe you're going for on the game.”
Kaneda @ ~41:00 — Core critique of manufacturing approach to artist selection based on theme rather than personal style
business_signal: Jersey Jack Pinball appears to be under-performing on recent releases despite public claims of success
medium · Kaneda notes tension between JJP's claims that 'The Godfather is a great game and it's selling well and operators love it' and reality 'we all know they don't. We all know that The Godfather is not selling well'
design_philosophy: Kaneda criticizes uniform artistic styles applied across games regardless of theme, advocates for theme-matched artist selection
high · Kaneda states 'every artist has their own style and regardless of theme, you're going to get that art style on the game' and calls for artists whose 'art style mirrors the kind of art and look and vibe you're going for'
leak_detection: Potential Matrix license rumor circulating but sourcing unclear; Kaneda suggests Dutch Pinball may be deflecting about having it
low · Kaneda states 'I keep hearing rumors that Dutch Pinball doesn't have The Matrix. Maybe that's just them trying to get us off their scent'
licensing_signal: Movie licensing constraints limiting asset availability for Jaws (discussion of whether full movie assets will be available)
high · Central episode question: 'can you make a Jaws pinball machine without the assets from the movie?' and extensive analysis of which movie scenes can be mechanically replicated
market_signal: Secondary market inflation of Premium Edition machines; Kaneda warns against overpaying and notes prices may decline with future re-runs
high · Kaneda advises 'do not pay an inflated price' for Stranger Things PE ahead of December re-run and warns Premium Editions can be re-released anytime
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market_signal: Premium Edition new-in-box pricing reaching $10,000+, well above MSRP levels
high · Kaneda states 'The fact that Premium Edition new in the box are now $10,000 is also crazy to me' and 'I don't think any of these Premium Edition are worth anywhere near over $10,000'
announcement: Stern confirmed December 2024 re-run of Stranger Things Premium Edition with likely UV kit installations
high · Kaneda states 'I got more confirmation about this yesterday' about the December Stranger Things PE release
product_strategy: Jaws pinball expected February/March 2024 rather than late 2023
medium · Kaneda speculates 'I think we're going to see it in February or March of 2024' and 'I don't think it's coming out this year'
product_concern: The Godfather experiencing lockdown bar quality degradation (gold armor fading) affecting CE units
medium · Kaneda references 'all those CE owners replacement lockdown bars as their gold armor starts to fade where your palms are sitting on that lockdown bar'
sentiment_shift: Positive sentiment toward Jaws as a pinball theme despite skepticism about execution and movie asset availability
high · Kaneda defends Jaws extensively: 'When people say this is not a good theme for pinball, I don't know what people are talking about' and lists mechanical possibilities with enthusiasm