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Kaneda speculates Stern may remake Star Wars Original Trilogy, predicts Tron remaster, and critiques pinball market pricing.
Stern Pinball sold approximately 8,000 units of the original Steve Ritchie Star Wars game
medium confidence · Kaneda, discussing prior Star Wars game sales and risk of a remake
Harry Potter has shipped only 50-54 units to America as of early July, 7 months after October release
high confidence · Kaneda, citing production delay metrics for Jersey Jack's Harry Potter
Jaws 50th Anniversary edition features new playfield, glitter, wire forms, and new code allowing wizard mode completion in approximately 20 minutes
high confidence · Kaneda, describing Jaws 50th features and code improvements
Jersey Jack has never successfully performed a total redo of code that made a game significantly better
medium confidence · Kaneda, commenting on Jersey Jack's historical code update performance
Disney is remastering the original Tron movie, creating an opportunity for Stern to remaster the Tron pinball machine in October
medium confidence · Kaneda, speculating on Tron remaster timing and Disney relationship
Over 40% of survey respondents cited price fatigue as the #1 reason for not buying new in-box games
high confidence · Kaneda, citing survey data on purchasing barriers
Metallica Remaster LEs sold for $18,000 at peak during COVID but have depreciated to $10-11,000
high confidence · Kaneda, discussing secondary market depreciation patterns using Metallica as example
Ken Cromwell's departure from Jersey Jack may have been motivated by communication failures around the AI artwork error
low confidence · Kaneda, speculating on reasons for Cromwell leaving Jersey Jack
Dutch Pinball needs to produce 500 Alice in Wonderland games by year-end but is severely behind schedule
high confidence · Kaneda, calculating production deficit (only 50-54 units in 7 months)
“How easy it would have been to have a real Death Star opening in which the ball could go into it and you get one freaking shot and all the lights on the machine turn off and you have to use the force to put the ball and you get one shot to do it. I don't understand, right?”
Kaneda @ ~20:00 — Core criticism of original Star Wars pinball game design, establishing why a remake would be commercially justified
“If you own a Star Wars right now, you might be thinking about listing it for sale because you could always get it back for what you're going to get for it right now, but you better hurry up.”
Kaneda @ ~25:00 — Direct market prediction about secondary market impact if Star Wars Original Trilogy is announced
“I can just hear Obi-Wan right now, I just felt a major disturbance in the pinball force as if 8 pinball owners cried out in pain.”
Kaneda @ ~23:30 — Humorous articulation of the impact on original Star Wars game owners if remake happens
“Are you still going to take your huge vacation in August while your customers don't have their products risking your company's survival?”
Kaneda @ ~50:00 — Criticism of Dutch Pinball's work-life balance prioritization amid production crisis
“King Kong just feels like another Stern. And again, without any assets, when you jump on Dune, you definitely feel I'm not saying that you should be playing a game that is integrating the theme much better.”
Kaneda @ ~65:00 — Comparative analysis showing Dune's superior theme integration vs. King Kong
“Magic Girl everybody... it's like standing in front of a beautiful woman who uses her teeth when she's doing you know what. I mean that's it.”
Kaneda @ ~95:00 — Harsh assessment of Magic Girl's playability despite aesthetic appeal, justifying low valuation
“The problem is both of those games look like $8,500 games and you know it and I know it.”
Kaneda @ ~80:00 — Blunt market reality check on King Kong and Guardians secondary pricing
rumor_hype: Kaneda discusses circulating rumor that Stern may remake Star Wars Original Trilogy (Episodes IV-VI) rather than Prequels, contrasting with earlier Ritchie game based on original trilogy. Kaneda estimates 50% confidence this will happen, noting it would be unprecedented competitive burn.
medium · Kaneda: 'Now I'm hearing that Stern Pinball, knowing they need a big hit, might be making Star Wars episodes four, five and six, the original trilogy... I still think it's going to be episode one through three because I don't think Stern's going to want to burn all those 8,000 people who own those other Star Wars machines.'
rumor_hype: Kaneda predicts with high confidence that Stern will announce a Tron remaster in October to coincide with Disney's Tron movie re-release, citing Stern-Disney relationship and marketing timing.
medium · Kaneda: 'Disney is remastering the original Tron movie right now. What better time for Stern Pinball to remaster Tron than right now? And because Stern has the relationship with Disney, come on, it's so obviously I'm going to be a new Tron machine coming out in October.'
product_concern: Jersey Jack's Harry Potter game is severely behind production schedule: only 50-54 units shipped to America by July (7 months post-October launch), with 500 units needed by year-end. Kaneda predicts maximum 300 units will be completed by December 31st.
high · Kaneda: 'Games number 50 and 54 are in America, 7 months in! And they need to make 500 of these games in the next 5 months. Not happening... by the time Dutch actually gets this thing together, I think they're only going to make like, I don't know, like 300 at most by the end of this year.'
product_concern: Kaneda criticizes Dutch Pinball for insufficient production capacity and questions whether company is taking adequate measures (multiple shifts, overtime, new hires) to meet Alice in Wonderland deadline, suggesting continued vacation time and normal operations despite crisis.
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King Kong is not selling well for Stern and lacks an Empire State Building element on the playfield
high confidence · Kaneda, assessing King Kong commercial performance and design criticism
“They don't have the experience switching over to another game. They don't have two lines going and here we are seven months. Talk about a delay. That's a significant delay.”
Kaneda @ ~48:00 — Assessment of Dutch Pinball's fundamental manufacturing capacity limitations
“You're going to be able to get it forever... once all these arcade editions and Wizard editions get made, all those CEs are not going to be more special.”
Kaneda @ ~62:00 — Prediction about limited edition erosion strategy and secondary market devaluation
“Star Wars. You don't mess with perfection. And those three movies are about as perfect as it gets.”
Kaneda @ ~17:00 — Thematic argument for why Original Trilogy makes superior game design compared to prequels
high · Kaneda: 'If you're this far behind in your production schedule of making this game... Are you still going to take your huge vacation in August while your customers don't have their products?... Are you working around the clock?... I bet you're not.'
sentiment_shift: Community sentiment has shifted from major concern about AI artwork error to acceptance; Kaneda notes that both old and new playfield versions were assembled and shipped, issue has been resolved, customers moving past it.
high · Kaneda: 'I think everybody's over the AI artwork debate... They clearly made a bunch and assembled a bunch of games and didn't want to throw them all away. So they found the problem. They fixed the problem.'
market_signal: Kaneda predicts that proliferation of multiple editions (Pro, Premium, CE, Wizard, Arcade) will erode collector value of premium CEs, as distinctions become muddled and games remain available indefinitely in continuous production.
high · Kaneda: 'once all these arcade editions and Wizard editions get made, all those CEs are not going to be more special. They're going to be less special... The King Kong Jaws Anything. So I think it's a good summer to just take off. Let these companies keep making games.'
market_signal: Survey data shows 40%+ of respondents cite price fatigue as primary barrier to new in-box game purchases; second major barrier is secondary market depreciation risk.
high · Kaneda: 'What's the number one thing that is keeping you from buying new in box games? And the number one answer with over 40 something percent was price fatigue... second place answer was you're just tired of seeing the secondhand depreciation of all of these games.'
product_concern: Kaneda confirms King Kong is not selling well for Stern, criticizes lack of Empire State Building element on playfield, notes poor theme integration compared to competitor Dune.
high · Kaneda: 'King Kong is not going to have a second life... It's still comical to me that you could make a King Kong pinball machine and not have the Empire State Building in it.'
competitive_signal: Jersey Jack's Harry Potter success is directly cannibalizing Stern sales; Kaneda notes collectors no longer buying multiple new games per year, choosing between competitors rather than accumulating across brands.
high · Kaneda: 'Those are people not ordering King Kong. Those are people not ordering Jaws 50th. I don't see a lot of people ordering both anymore. I think people are getting their pinball itched scratched a few times a year and once you get it scratched you're not going to keep buying and buying.'
personnel_signal: Kaneda speculates that Ken Cromwell's exit from Jersey Jack marketing/communications may have been triggered by frustration with handling of Harry Potter AI artwork error and broader pattern of misleading customer communications.
low · Kaneda: 'Jersey Jack's communications around all of this has been terrible. I kind of feel like this might have been one of the issues, not the only issue, that made Ken Cromwell leave the company... I'm tired of working for these people that continue to mislead and sometimes openly lie to customers.'
design_philosophy: Kaneda argues that Star Wars pinball should utilize linear storytelling through original trilogy films, following Evil Dead model of sequential movie selection, rather than Dwight Sullivan's approach of stacking all movies simultaneously.
medium · Kaneda: 'The way Evil Dead is Evil Dead 1 or 2. I should select A New Hope and go through that storyline... you don't mess with perfection... those three movies are about as perfect as it gets.'