Hey everybody we're gonna get started here shortly just getting everything set up and and waiting for everyone to get in here. So hang tight. Beer. Beer. Can't play pinball without beer. I think I'm going to turn the sound of this. Oh, shh. Well, I think everything looks good. Yeah, I think we're good. Let's just play a quick game to see how this thing feels today. Feel lucky. Feel lucky. Feel good. I think I'm ready. I also feel like hearing how loud the music is. Maybe a touch... That's too bad. That's better. Alright, hold the left flipper in when you plunge it for a chance at the super skill shot. And nail it. Oh. Team seems a little pissed off right now. I think we're doing good. Thanks, guys. Yeah, we'll, uh... We're going to have a battle here in a minute. Everyone's just busy, so I'm just goofing around until we get some kids in here. He's poppin' alive right now. Right now you don't want to fight into their time. Come on. Oh my God. Involge-o. Listen, we're playing Metallica all week, and then next week we'll move over to... We have like 10 games in here. We can play anything. We might play Getaway next week, or... I don't know. Yancey, if they're about to go live, we might just make this quick then because we don't want to we don't want to bite we don't want to bite their stream or you just tell them tell papa to send all the people this way if they can't get their uh where's my beer That freaking out lane, man. It doesn't seem possible. It doesn't seem possible that it can drain out there. And yet, every single time, this is the worst Metallica score. Alright, hit the picks. There's one. Hit the picks, hit the picks, hit the picks, hit the picks. Hit all the picks. Two more, two more left. There's one. There's the other. Now you've got to get in the snake's mouth, or you're out of all of them. So you're 2x multiplier. I'm fine. There we go. And then start collecting egg pops. All right. Now I actually have to do this one, though. So let's see. Oh, you fart. Oh, my God. Worst. Live for me. There we go. Try to get a few more jackpots in there. Before we drain like an idiot. Oh, gosh. Come on. Yo, demo man is the business. That's awesome, man. Pinball Joe, how do you know Nick? Just from, we go to Papa, Pinbird, we do all that fun stuff. Are you from Chicago? Yeah, we live, this is my office. We all work out of here. It's in the West Loop of Chicago. I guess I play in pinball and trying to... We have to move our chat closer to the camera here because looking over here really throws off your balance. Oh, right on man. Chicago is where it's at. I don't care what anyone says. We'll play one more I think. We'll get started here in a minute. Cool. Let's shoot for something here. Let's just try to go straight for cranking it. Let's see what we can do about that. That's not how you do it. We have to set up really hard, by the way. Perfect. Alright, let's get that loop again. If we can. Son of a crud. Where the hell is that shot? That's not a big shot That's actually a hot shot The four player And it runs incredibly well Yeah Maybe we'll We might take a poll to see what game we're going to play next week Because we're trying to just focus on one game get you know more acclimated with it and then move on to the next one we know all these games really well we're just sort of farting around but we just want to help people better understand these and answer any questions i make them up Yeah, Pinball Joe. I couldn't get it to say pinball. I asked, and I even typed it in. It wouldn't let me put pinball. It only let us put real pinball, which I guess is an old 3DO game from the 80s or something like that. But obviously no one streams it, so we took it. Cool man, yeah. We'll follow you too, brother. That's awesome. Is your setup sort of like the same thing as Papa, the way we have it set up? Our cameras are three Logitech HD, I don't know what the crap they're called. They're fancy, but they don't cost much. It's three cameras running through a Mac Mini, which we're going to switch over to a new MacBook Pro, so that it's more compact when we move it around. Yeah, man, I'll mess with it. I'd like to get just regular pinball instead of this real pinball crap I'm stuck with. One second, guys. I'll be right back. Aw pukes All right so while we wait let just crank it up That's all I want to get. That's something I only get on accident. I want to shoot for it right now and see if I can knock it out. Without goofing around, let's just kill it. Let's just kill it. Hell yeah. Okay, so crosses are lit here at the gravestones and on the left ramp. We'll keep working this so we're going to want to hit a snake and a sparky in order to get that whole shot lit up. So we're going to post pass it. All right, light that up. And then we're going to hit sparky to light up that shot on there. Here we go. Sparky. Beautiful. Beautiful. Okay, now we're gonna want the snake, which is this cat right here. Perfect. Now we don't, oh my god! This is my life. You overthink it and it ends up shooting you in the foot. Let's try that again. Try that one more time. Sparky. Snake. Alright, now to finish the shot, now that it's blinking, you have to hit it one more time. That will start the coffin blowing up and it's a hurry up so when you hit that it locks that shot into place so that on your next ball it also carries over that when you hit it it will give you a sparky shot, a snake shot, and a gravestone marker to work towards your cricadilla. Just like that. Now I want to hit this. Beautiful. Just like that. Now every time I hit that it's going to give me everything but coffin to start working towards cranking up. And if I shit the bed by draining right now it doesn't matter because it will stay. What the hell am I doing? Got it. Beautiful. And we got the multiball from it. So we can use this multiball. It's just like Sparky. Hit the picks, get in the snake's mouth. That's your add-a-ball plus your 2x playfield multiplier. Looks like I got all the picks. Nope, I'm still missing one. And I got it. I just need to get it in the snake without draining. Alright, here we go. Beautiful. Just like that. Now she gave me a ball. Awesome. And we have 2x everything right now. So I'm going to want to start rocking some jackpots here in a minute. And there's a double super jackpot. Okay, so, oh my gosh, if you tilt, I am going to punch you. You have to be kidding me. Alright, so we're on ball three, which sucks, but we are halfway to crank it up. Just need a few more snakes and a few more coffins. Actually, it'll tell us right here. If you hold down a button and then flip with the other button, it'll tell us that we need eight coffins and one snake to get to crank it up. Let's give it a shot. Coffin? Oh, wait. That'll work towards my snake. Alright, there's our snake. So now, we just want to beat the crap out of Coffin. And it'll... Yeah, Joe, playing this stuff live never goes as intended. Much like that. I just want to Coffin Drop this thing. Alright, let me see what's going on. Let me... This is one crazy-ass game. All right, folks, we're about to battle here. Papa Street finally seems to be up. Catch you guys later. No, no. Yeah, stay. We're going to teach you. We're not going to teach you anything. We're no Bowen. Don't watch Bowen. Best two out of three is what we're going to do. Then when we're done with that. Bowen won't be drinking beers. I'm just saying. Bowen's not even going to be on there. Wait, what are they doing? Oh, it's Papa Live. It's Papa Live. No, they're pretty good. You should go watch them. But you know what? You should stay here. You won last time. John won't be drinking beers. None of them will be drinking beers. Mark? Does Mark even drink? I don't know. I don't know. Alright, well, I guess we'll find out. Alright, who won yesterday? You did, Ding Dong. Dong Dong first! Alright, two out of three, here we go. Alright, man. Ooh, not a good start, folks. Pinball Joe says hello. To you. He knows you. Oh, what's up, Pinball Joe? Pinball Joe. Don't ding me. Oh, God. Alright, sparky all day here. Nice catch, thanks Nate. Man, that's some good sparks. Here we go. Flip. One more. Oh god, no! Not on the fly, dumbass. Oh God! What are you doing? Catch it. Perfect. Put it away. Here we go. I love you. I love you, Bob. I love you, Sparky. I love you, Mars. I love you, Earth. What is he thinking? I don't know. Mars? Dude. Hit the picks. Here we go. I got them all but one. Hit that pick. Three nexus. Oh, man. Backhand that one. All right, get this snake. Nailed it. Oh, man. I need a snake in a hurry. Oh, they did not really kill him. All right, snake it up. Do it, bud. Wow. Chopsticks. Wow. See if you're both. Alright, here we go. Stay! Shit. Oh, that's your extra ball already. Good deflection. Solid miss. Oh, what? Solid miss. Live, live, live, live, live! That's shot number eight. Oh, stay. Shot number eight, stay, stay. Alright, so I get my ball back. I get an extra ball. I get two X. Go for jackpots. Get that one back. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful. Spark it up. Sparky. Sparky. Go up. Lost it. Live. Ooh. I mean, oh. Yo, be a man about it. Ooh. Oh, man. Oh, man. Can I still get that? Two more, yeah. Two more shots. And it's giving you a little polish. Oh, man. One more shot. Oh, man. All right. Here we go. Good first ball. Thanks, Dave. Yeah, good first ball. We got some of this going. I need more 2x. I need more picks. Too clean. Got that one. I need my other picks. Got it. Now we need a snakey. Oh, boom. No, no, no. Fuck that. Good save, though. Good save. Yo, you only need snakes when you're ready for crank it up. Hey, snakes! Alright, let's hit that ramp. Oh, snake! Hit it! Oh, whoa! That was not good. That was fumble error right there. Loser gets punched. I think I got crotched in it right here. Dude, 30? Yeah, I gotta watch what happens. No, I got slingshorted. Alright, good luck. Good ball, dude. My turn. Oh, what the frick? That stinks. Gotcha. Gotcha. Oh, please. Get on me. Nice sparky. Let's go! Let's go! Sparky all day. Sparky all day. That's Sparky. Uh-oh. Love you. Uh-oh. Don't you tilt, I swear to God. Uh-oh. Stop saying that, though. All right, I can't touch the machine. Post pass. I fucked that up. That's fine. Pick. All right, secret pick hits. Come on. One more pick. Don't be so picky. Oh, you saw what I tried to do. Oh, too clean. Everything is coming way too close. No! Oh my god. I hate you! Worst ball. Worst ball. Good ball, Tom, bro. Thanks Dad This is the episode son Throw Don you Don you do it Alright Where are you going to go now Well, I'm going to go back to Sparky Town. Sparky Town? No, actually, I was going to strategically drain. You don't plan? Won't you take me to... How many snakes do I need? Let's find out, shall we? I want some crank me up. Six. Farts. Farts. Well, you have that solid shot to the graveyard. I guess I could just go for a graveyard again. Yeah. Or like something up with snakeies on it. All right. Let's try to get this locked in. Oh. Whoa. What the hell? Oh. There we go. That was a long. Yeah. The grace period. Long grace period. Snake. Oh. Oh, shit. The Slick Shot. Raise the power! Oh, thank you. Yo, when you get this, you need to see. Oh. I've lost my breath. I can feel that one coming. You lost your breath? I did. I was like. My turn. Got it. Boom. Oh, my Lord. Oh, God. Please. Woo, sparking. Alright, here we go. Pinball Joe apparently was streaming Demoman earlier. Really? Yeah. How do I know? Joe, Pinball Joe. He's going to find us. Yeah, how does Nick know you, Pinball Joe? He said that he lived in Chicago for a minute. I don't know any Joe named Pinball Joe. Except for Joe Blossie. Oh my fucking God! That felt good, just watch it. Just watch it. No, I can't watch it. Just watch it happen. Damn right. Yo, spark it up man. I'm trying man. Oh! Uh oh. That would've sucked just a touch. Oh boy. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! He's a noob, Joe said. So, Wanto, thanks for stopping by. You rock it. Farts! All right, man, I think I still need six more fucking snakes. Six more. Six more. Aw, what? Oh! Good save, good save. That was a solid move. Oh! Oh! Oh! How the what? That was amazing. We need a replay button where we just hit a button and it goes back for the next three, five seconds. There's a delay and I'll be looking here. I can watch it, that was incredible. Oh, people get to watch it live. Alright. Kill it. Solid, solid goal. Oh, there we go. Fuck that. Oh! Pizza destroyer! Pizza! Oh! Fucking dynamics! Fucking dynamics! Every time on that. There's like 30 magnets installed right now. I don't know how they can afford so many fucking magnets. They got all the magnets. Oh my god. Pizza out man. I'm sure. Alright, we're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. All right, man, it's up to you. Gotta win. Ow. Love you! All right. Master Republic. Most important post pass in my life. That was good. Textbook. That was good, man. Textbook. That was a good job. I'm proud of you. I'm real happy for you. I hope you win. No, you don't. No, I really do. Okay. I really want to be your friend. Everyone wants to be my friend. Awwww. Yip yip yip yip yip yip. Pick. All the picks? Yo, you need a ball baby. Man, I'm like Red Rider over here. Is that his name? Red Rider? Red Rider? Red Rider? I'm like Red Robin Hood over here. All the balls please. Oh, you need to pick it up. Oh! Oh! Uh-oh. Not looking good for Nick. You in trouble now, buddy. Not looking good for me. Yeah, I was waiting for that ball. Oh, that's going to be good. Was that 4X? Is it? Yes, it was. Dude, I think you already fucking won. You hippie. Jackdanger, baby. Jackdanger. Collecting and inspecting. Wait, is that a thing? And another one. You are a hippie. We'll just pause to see where we're at here. Oh, God. Oh, dude. I think you got it. You got it. You say that shit. I say that to you all the time, and then you drain. Oh, fuck. My man! Boop. Sorry, Nicky. Start it up. Let's go. All right. Crank it up. No. We got to play. Let's go. I guess we got to get to that thing tonight. Some of us have to work. Some of us have a real job. Yeah, this is my job. Handball is your job? No. Just hanging out. Yeah, I'm winning. Alright, strategic drain. Yo, drain. You turned the magnet on. Bad Robot. Oh, thanks, buddy. Hi, Bad Robot. Why do you like the setup? We fine-tuned it. We got some good audio, I think. A little echoey. I got rid of the echo cam. Sorry, buddy. Oh, I don't care. I'll bring the other one in. Alright, so, well... You gotta go first, man. You won. You go first. Jack, fuck you, man. I got that cool first ball and then I did nothing. That does not work. I know. I tried shooting that at the back last while you were playing. It didn't do anything. All right. Best two out of three. I'm already the best so far. So far? What's a good song that people like to hear? I don't know. people like you obviously it's so much energy gotcha right can I do this nope the answer is no to a drainage one danger my man Free Haggy. If any of you know Dave Haggy, don't tell him that we call it a Haggy. He's the only person I know that can hit that thing on purpose. Free Haggy. Because he's in jail. For killing pinball machines. Oh, uh oh. That's not good. Ooh, that was good. That was pretty nice. Uh, sparks! Sparky! NO! Good start. Oh, no, tookies! Uh, alright, how do we set up a timer? Whether we want to see it. Oh, I can build a timer here. Wait, here we go, I got it. No, I can put one on the string. On the strung. I got it. God damn, dude. I got it. You don't want to stream? No. Wait, here we go. URS. Tell us, Freya. He like, keeps it. Check this out. So, I shot and it went down here. What? Into the drain. Did you do that? Yeah. You can't size it though. And then, Nick's head is too big. I can't make this any bigger to be more precise. And then his score is trash. That's so cool. Alright, here I go. Two mil, huh? I wanna play... what do you guys wanna hear? Chat room. Oh, this will take too long. I wanna play... Uh, I told Trader's Garden to take it out. You ready? I have a true, dude. Here we go. Win everything. Bad robot. Kudos on having that turbo, man. Support that twitch. Alright, I'm going to spark it up, I guess. Maybe the cross. I don't know. What am I doing? Oh! Fuck! Cool. Are you Casey Jones-ing this? Yeah, I'll... I'll... Drink your first two bottles, they don't matter, man. It's all third balls, all that counts. Oh my god. Third balls, all that counts. Yeah, we have... there's four companies that work in this... in this spot. Well, we're in the pinball room, obviously, but... The pinball room. It used to be called the shooting stage. Tough luck, bro. Oh my god. Until we got all of it and bought too many pinball machines. Okay. Not good. These are not good scores, my friend. Casey Jones. Got that one. Let's light that up, huh? Alright. Dynamix. Dynamix. What? Oh! It helps if you... The hooting and the hollering. I'm going to go for this Orbit. I need to lock something. How did you find that? I just found it. Oh! Re-ran. Re-picked. Oh, there we go. Alright, locked in. Oh yeah! Oh God. Close. Close one. Catch it. Hit it. What are you doing? Oh my God. I'm the worst. Pinball. Get caught up. Don't tilt. Do you see tilt? This is working well. Nice work, buddy. Left flipper. I'll take it. Wait for it. Metallica letter! Oh, no! Home Dynamics? Oh! I gotta shut up. Alright, still going for Spark It Up. There you go. I have text on the screen with my scores. Shut up. You didn't do that when I was winning. All right let talk about I gonna figure this out All right here we go I need to get picks I need to get snakes You guys got any pizza Oh my gosh pizza fans Pizza? There we go. Snakes, let's go. All of them. Oh baby. Pizza! You want that pizza? Did you get your snake? Yeah, I just can't think of anything now. Drain it all. Oh boy. That was bad. I'm going to have to put a... Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. You have to put up a pretty big score. That's great. Shotgun blast. Oh, shark. multiball. What the? Oh. So close to cranking it up. Don't tilt. What? You should tilt. Dooooo! Alright. I'm your dream! Metallica, man. Oh, that was... That was... I'm proud of that one. Alright, I need that cross. There's a big flip to a cradle. Ugh! Ugh! Where'd you begin? No! Oh my god! Alright, I got some work to do. Do your work. Do your work. So, I'm saying, Aw, damn it, Sparktown. Yo, Pizza Fan 500. You guys got any pizza? Yo, Pizza Fan, I like pizza. I'm a fan. What do we got? We don't have pizza. We got ping pong balls, sand, chattering teeth toys, We have... That isn't doing it. Alright, back off, dog. Alright, sorry, man. Nail it. How are you hitting that? I cannot. No. He's probably just panning around the way he's doing it. Fuck! Hey, dude. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Yo, that's a robot head. All right. That's it. That's a win. Well, that's not a win. All right, that's a tie. That's a tie. So. 1 to 1. Update that. Update it. That's a good looking bot, man. Thanks. It's called Lucida Grande. Lucida. I won, I'll go first. See, this is how you do it. You win the first one, you lose the second one. Or, just win. I'll just keep winning. Alright, here we go. Pizza fan! Oh man, someone's gonna get a slice after that one. Oh! Yo, where's the pizza now, huh? You can draw... Don't draw the fucking balls. What are you gonna do? What the heck? You gonna... stab me with a pen? PEE-YAH! Yo, yo, dream! Yo, beat a million, bro! Oh, a million? Cute. A million? Oh, a million? Cute. Oh, a million? A million? Oh, a million? Fuck. You fucking dick! Oh my god! I got that million! Alright! This is what they call in pinball terms, they call this a burning worms. A worm burner. It's a worm burner. Actually that only... It's a weekend of burnies? No, it's a golf term. It's a golf term. It's a golf term for shooting a ball down the grass and it keeps going? No, you don't tell them the real one. Oh no, what this means is our scores are really close. Our scores are real close. We're burning worms. We're burning worms. We're burn burning. Here we go. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh, tough drain, but man. That's...aww, that's good. Nice catch. Good stoppings. Good stoppings. Ugh! Oh! Look, you got another million points. You... I'm not you know I just did the audio for normal talking and guess who did I'm sorry I'm frustrated fucking second seriously yeah we're friends okay well Oh man, I like the robot guy. I think we can have that. If we want it. Dad robot? Liv, I just want a bajillion points. No! That didn't work. Love you. Sparky. Sparky. We got it. We got this. Oh, geez. Boop. Gentle pizza. Gentle pizza. Boop. Gentle pizza. Blocker. Bloop. Gentle pizza. You freaking. Thanks, dog. Never! Whoa! That didn't go well. Stay on the game. Stay on the game baby. Yeah! I made a million! Alright. Oh this is stupid. Yo we're still burning up. This is stupid how close this is. Yo this is weekend of burnings. Alright. I'm gonna go. I'm not gonna do that skill shot again. What class? Oh. Fuck you, Richie. Right? Richie's here? Say, fuck you, Richie. I love you, Richie. No! I love you too, Richie. I'm not going to go for that thing. I'm going to go for... Oh, God. Oh, God. Those scores are garbage, says Richie. They are. They are garbage. Oh, God. Oh, shit. Nice shove-ums. Oh, my God, the shoves, man. Oh, God, what am I doing? Throw it away. What am I doing? No jumping jacks. Throw it away. His head's shaking. They're shaking his head. That was you. Oh, blah, blah, blah. Really? Two more? OK. That's, oh, god. Oh, my god. Yes. Oh, I'm so happy. I went from real sad to real happy. Real. Wait. Real, real happiness. All right, same as before. It takes 2X Snakey. There it is. I think it's the fox. It's pretty ugly. It's not super ugly. Let's try a future version. Oh, there you go. Wait, Doc. Oh, we don't have any of those. Oh, that's a new... Yeah. All right. Well, I still need that pick. So I'm going to try an aggressive kick up. Try to get it from here. You'll kill it. Oh, buddy. You almost got that. I did. I almost did that. Try that again. Pop it a little more or less? A little more. Oh! Oh! Oh, my God! That was bullshit. Oh, my God. I am like a baby. I was just like giggling like a baby. Dude. Oh, that was incredible. That was about as perfect as that. You're mad. You're mad right now, but you're really happy. I'm happy that I'm mad. Or, no, I'm mad that I'm happy. Oh, God. That was a bad ending to it. Didn't really get a lot of points on that. It was beautiful nonetheless. That was fun. Hey, what's that spell? Yeah, I know, I know. All right, so I got some catch-em-ups to do. All right, I think I'm going to go for criss-crosses. Yep. In the back, right here. Beautiful. Gained another one. Those are giving you snakeys, too. Snakes, sorry. Oh, it's ready. Oh, well, a little off on that one. Okay. All right, you've done it before. You got 20 million in the ball. Oh, my God. I need two shots to Sparktown. Take it downtown to Sparktown. That font looks lovely. Thanks, buddy. I'm really happy. We'll choose something different. We can also make it say stuff. Metallica letters? We can also pull Twitter into this stuff. Not that anyone gives a shit. Everyone's gonna stare at you. Alright. Alright, hey, good luck. You ready? Yeah, good luck. Win it up. It's for right now. Tomorrow's the day. Did it. Catch it. Yo, you're biting my style, man. I'm biting my own style. I'm biting my own style. I'm biting my own style. I'm biting my own style. I'm biting my own style. I'm biting my own style. I'm biting my own style. I'm biting my own style. I'm biting my own style. Oh my god! What was that? That was like a quarter of a slingshot. I gotta watch that. I gotta watch it. Oh, it's not bad. Okay. Update that score there, buddy. That's a win. Nick wins. ok I gotta go do work now there you go it went um the mo graph and start said in half an hour alright good I just got a right couple emails and get it done thanks for coming thanks for stopping by folks that's it go watch a Papa TV they're live right now we didn't mean to cut another time but thanks for stopping we'll be trying to do these once a day during the weekdays so look for I don't know how do you do that subscribe or you You get an email if you subscribe or something? No, you just follow us. Oh, follow? I don't know. I don't know. Click follow. He's the smart one. Wait, hold on. How do you do this? Wait, here. Move out of the way. Oh, sorry. Click follows down here somewhere. Is that how people do this? Are you typing? Are you typing? I'm typing. Type blah, blah, blah. Oh, suck it, Jack. Track smash. See you, guys. All right, all. Have a good one. Oh, that was the wrong direction. Cool, cool. Bye, Poonball Joe!