Episde 965v2: "Beetlejuice NOT NEXT...UGH!"

Kaneda's Pinball Podcast (Patreon feed)·podcast_episode·10m 24s·analyzed·Jun 6, 2024

Analysis

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TL;DR

Kaneda retracts Beetlejuice scoop; discusses IP consolidation trend and weak current release slate.

Summary

Kaneda corrects a false Beetlejuice confirmation for Spooky Pinball next release, citing a more reliable source that indicates an unknown upcoming title. He discusses broader industry trends: manufacturers are aggressively acquiring premium IP themes due to sales anxiety, leading to optimism about the next 3 years of releases. He expresses frustration with current game quality and pricing, questions Stern's post-Pokémon pipeline strength, and speculates on JJP's next move (possibly Harry Potter with designer Mark Seiden).

Key Claims

Beetlejuice is Spooky Pinball next release
high confidence · Kaneda, citing a source even closer to Spooky Pinball than his original source
Spooky's next game is not Evil Dead, Goonies, Sonic the Hedgehog, or Beetlejuice — identity unknown
high confidence · Kaneda, from someone who has played the unreleased game
Pinball manufacturers have been acquiring premium IP themes aggressively due to sales anxiety
medium confidence · Kaneda, citing an unnamed source working at a pinball machine company
The next 3 years of pinball themes will be better than the last 5-6 years
medium confidence · Kaneda, industry source observation about theme quality trajectory
Back to the Future and Harry Potter are confirmed Stern/JJP titles
medium confidence · Kaneda stating 'We know that's for certain'
Alice in Wonderland is priced at $14,000-$15,000 and designed by John Popadiuk with Melvin Williams re-engineering and Zombietti artwork
high confidence · Kaneda, discussing the game's market positioning
Stern lost the Indiana Jones license
medium confidence · Kaneda, rhetorical observation about Stern's IP portfolio
Stern considered making Hunger Games
medium confidence · Kaneda, discussing questionable Stern marketing decisions
Metallica may be remade on Spike 3 platform
low confidence · Kaneda speculation about possible Stern future releases
Multimorphic (Jerry) has two more licensed games in development
medium confidence · Kaneda, end-of-episode comment about Multimorphic's pipeline

Notable Quotes

“I just can't believe it that my source is not accurate... now I'm hearing that not only is it not Beetlejuice which sucks because I was ready to go live at 10 o'clock and blast this all over Facebook.”
Kaneda @ early in episode — Core admission of false Beetlejuice confirmation and frustration with misinformation
“What sucks is, I'm also hearing from someone who's played the next game that it is not Evil Dead, it is not Goonies, it is not Sonic the Hedgehog, and it is not Beetlejuice, then what the heck is it?”
Kaneda @ early to mid — Reveals identity of Spooky's next game remains unknown despite multiple denials
“Everybody knows now if you don't have an amazing theme you're not selling anything... They've been gobbling up some of the best themes we're going to see in pinball.”
Kaneda (citing industry source) @ mid — Key insight into manufacturer strategy shift driven by sales anxiety
“The next three years of pinball, the themes we're gonna get are better than the last like five to six years of pinball themes. And heck, they better be better because we've been having such mediocrity and the prices have been through the roof.”
Kaneda @ mid — Optimistic outlook on future IP quality despite current dissatisfaction with pricing and theme variety
“The fact that they even thought that Hunger Games would be successful is absolutely mind-boggling.”
Kaneda @ mid — Criticism of Stern's IP strategy and marketing judgment
“No matter how much Stern desperately tries to sell this game, [John Wick] is never gonna catch on.”
Kaneda @ mid-to-late — Assessment of current Stern release performance and market viability
“There's a reason they're not showing you any gameplay or are confidently standing behind this Funhaus 2.0 kit because it's not that great.”
Kaneda @ late — Critique of Funhaus remake and manufacturer transparency

Entities

KanedapersonSpooky PinballcompanyStern PinballcompanyJersey Jack Pinballcompany Beetlejuicegame Alice in Wonderlandgame Back to the Futuregame Harry Potter

Signals

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rumor_hype: Kaneda retracts Beetlejuice confirmation for Spooky's next release, citing source reliability issues. Initial confidence was high but later contradicted by more reliable insider source.
high · Kaneda explicitly states he was 'ready to go live at 10 o'clock and blast this all over Facebook' but had to retract after speaking with source 'even more close to spooky pinball'
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machine_intel: Spooky Pinball's next release identity remains unknown. Someone has played it; it is confirmed NOT to be Evil Dead, Goonies, Sonic the Hedgehog, or Beetlejuice.
high · Kaneda states: 'from someone who's played the next game that it is not Evil Dead, it is not Goonies, it is not Sonic the Hedgehog, and it is not Beetlejuice, then what the heck is it?'
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business_signal: Manufacturers are aggressively acquiring premium IP licenses due to heightened sales anxiety. This consolidation is expected to result in stronger themed games over the next 3 years compared to recent years.
medium · Kaneda citing unnamed industry source: 'everybody knows now if you don have an amazing theme you not selling... They've been gobbling up some of the best themes we're going to see in pinball'
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market_signal: Community frustration with pricing levels ($10,000-$15,000+) combined with perceived mediocrity in recent theme quality. Games like Funhaus remake and John Wick are underperforming.
high · Kaneda: 'we've been having such mediocrity and the prices have been through the roof'; 'No matter how much Stern desperately tries to sell this game [John Wick], it's never gonna catch on'
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Transcript

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Some people call me Maurice. No, Kaneda was wrong. What is going on here with these rumors? I'm so upset right now. I was so excited about my Beetlejuice confirmation. And ladies and gentlemen, if you heard who I heard this from, you would realize why I was ready to stamp this confirmed. It's coming out next. It made total sense. We know that Franchi's been working on the art package. They're working on this game and it's coming, but I just can't believe it that my source is not accurate. And the reason why I know it's not happening next is then I got hit up by another source who's even more close to spooky pinball. And now I'm hearing that not only is it not Beetlejuice which sucks because I was ready to go live at 10 o'clock and blast this all over Facebook. What sucks is, I'm also hearing from someone who's played the next game that it is not Evil Dead, it is not Goonies, it is not Sonic the Hedgehog, and it is not Beetlejuice, then what the heck is it? And now I'm realizing that these companies are doing a much better job keeping these games a secret. You know, I used to be much more spot on with these damn rumors, but man, now I'm even more excited because it could be anything. In the meantime, I'd like to thank all of the viewers who have supported me throughout this podcast. I'm so happy to be back with you all, but I'm also so excited to be back with you all again on the podcast. I was talking about Alice in Wonderland, and now Kaneda has to do a Mia Coppa podcast. I took the other podcast down because it's not accurate. And so you know I'm talking with Jason Knapp back and forth this morning and we're talking about what we think is gonna be JJP's next. I think it might be Harry Potter, but then you think about it. Are they gonna give Marc Seiden in his first commercial game, they're gonna kick him Harry Potter when he's never made a commercial game before? I don't know, maybe. It's just getting crazy. All I know is this, each and every one of us, we're hungry. We are hungry. The most important thing I heard yesterday, and this is more important than even me messing up the order of when you're gonna get Beetlejuice. Now look you gonna get Beetlejuice from Spooky Pinball but here what the most interesting thing I heard yesterday was and this is from someone who working at a company that making pinball machines and they said Chris what is happening now because of all the anxiety around finding sales is that everybody knows now if you don have an amazing theme you not selling like you not going to sell anything And so all of these companies have been gobbling up. That's the word I heard. They've been gobbling up some of the best themes we're going to see in pinball. And so what I'm hearing now is that the next three years of pinball, the themes we're gonna get are better than the last like five to six years of pinball themes. And heck, they better be better because we've been having such mediocrity and the prices have been through the roof. And we're hearing all these rumors right back to the future. We know that's for certain. We know Harry Potter is for certain. Pokemon maybe, I'm about to get more information today about how Pokemon turned into Foo Fighters so maybe on Pokemon we know that someone has the Sonic the Hedgehog license, we know that Beetlejuice is coming, we know that Alice in Wonderland is coming, do people care? We'll talk about that in a second. We know that maybe Beastie Boys, Top Gun, The Matrix, you know Stern Pinball is the one that after Pokemon I was thinking about this, is there any Stern rumored game After Pokemon that people are even excited about because remember for years we knew jaws was in the rumor mill and at Stern pinball it doesn't feel like they've got something coming next that we've all been waiting for right think about it what stern theme after Pokemon have you heard is coming out that's like gangbusters they lost the Indiana Jones license we're not hearing stuff like die hard and then when you hear stuff like Stern Pinball was gonna make the Hunger Games? It's like what's happening over in the Stern marketing department? The fact that they even thought that Hunger Games Pinball would be successful is absolutely mind-boggling. So people, I've been thrown for a loop. It's been a weird nine hours for Kaneda. I'm not happy. I hate taking down shows. You know me, I hate being wrong. And that's why I'm gonna do another show right now. We talked yesterday about Alice in Wonderland. Is this game gonna sell? The game is available for $14,000 to $15,000 for a John Papadiuk re-engineered game by Melvinwilliams with a Zombietti art package. And I told people yesterday, you know what happened is the artist who was working on this game, he emailed Zombietti and asked him like, hey, how would you color this game in? And Zombietti just like didn even respond to the email And it just got me a little bit nervous because you know if you taking Zombie Yeti artwork and that was always the best part of every J game and then you're gonna just re-engineer a game on top of a foam core game and I know it's gonna have like a magnetic upper flip area but man it's like what's the code gonna be what are the animations gonna be is this game gonna be worth the The game is about to start and by the time this game comes out, it might be running into Spooky Pinball's next game. It might be running into Stern Pinball's next cornerstone. So there's a lot happening. There's just not anything happening right now. Junin Pinball is terrible. It's like all we've got right now is John Wick. No matter how much Stern desperately tries to sell this game, it's never gonna catch on. We've got Funhaus which is not selling. No one's gonna buy this Funhaus for freaking $10,000 because trust me people, there's a reason they're not showing you any gameplay or are confidently standing behind this Funhaus 2.0 kit because it's not that great. Like Rudy's voice is all weird, like people don't love it, it's a mixed bag and now a Funhaus that used to be like $4,000 to $5,000 to $6,000, you're gonna spend $10,000 on one? urglesome dialoguesy-buэgj 의미니 정도믹 앞 construction 뉴스 finals if they call up the standards questionnairelettewe advancedthis and theathewaythaththe massive urgencyinjeuly." I think now would have been a good time to come out with Alice in Wonderland cuz it's a little bit of a lull and then we're waiting like we are in a holding pattern like what's the next big move from freakin JJP I think that's gonna be the big one until we get to Back to the Future I don't think there's gonna be anything from Stern that really blows us away if it's Spike 3 and a rerun of Metallica on Spike 3 I don't think it's gonna be that exciting I'll explain why because it's still It's still gonna be a game we've seen for so long. And even though they polish it or enhance it a little bit, it's not gonna be like OMG, because the only thing that makes us go OMG is when a new game comes out that's built on a theme we love, and it does something new and innovative that shocks us And I think everyone just waiting And I mean it When I said Beetlejuice from Spooky was next I know a lot of you were excited and trust me it is coming it is coming now I don know exactly what next and in the future I got to get better at this man I got to get better I still a work in progress or I been doing this for 10 years my problem is I need to stop confirming something unless I seen it with my own eyes like right it just a rumor until I seen it like when I confirmed Guns and Roses, I had it in my phone. When I was confirming Alice in Wonderland, I was looking at photos of Alice in Wonderland in my phone. When I confirmed that Dutch Pinball before anybody else, I was the first one to tell you Dutch Pinball had Back to the Future. That's because I was looking at something in my phone. And so I do apologize if you're a Beetlejuice fanatic and you sold the game last night at midnight, but chances are no harm, no foul, and we're going to keep doing this. And I'm just going to get a little bit I don't need to get a lot better. You know, there's not much competition in the pinball podcasting space. Everybody else is making like $400 a month and we're crushing it and we're going to get better. And I'm going to have more rumors and scoops and news for you guys throughout the week. And maybe I can just like make the excuse for baby brain because I'm up every few hours during the day, you know, doing diapers and milk and babies, but it's okay. It's okay. Everybody, more to come, more to come. I think for all of us, I think this might be a little bit of a holding pattern month. And I think the dam is going to break starting in July as we get new moves from Stern Pinball. I think we might finally get Pulp Fiction LE. I think Alice in Wonderland is going to have to start showing something to get people interested in that game. And you know, a lot's coming again. All these major properties have been gobbled up by these pinball manufacturers. I know that Jerry over at Multimorphic has two more licensed games I'm not even gonna be able to unbox it because the guy delivering it has to take it out of the box to put it in the box. arshop NA PorkAANIAX, I'm Aatoou, I'm D� från