All right, we all here. Yeah, daba doo. All right, we need this first. Oh, I want to record this, but oh well. Welcome to the cabin in the woods, jerks. You can't do anything, right? I'll let the boomsticks do the talking. Can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. You're getting woozy here. Stop touching that thing. I said stop touching it. Oh, yeah. Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the cabin. Uh, I'm sorry. I thought I was dealing with an adult here. You must never get enough of me. One by one, we will take you. I heard you. I heard you in the cellar. Green shots. Find a path through the woods. You know, fighting Deadites loses its charm after a while. So, pardon me if I'm not all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. You need your target. Wow, somebody Careful, that book will screw with your head. I'm an expert. Trust me. You and I before you. There's a cat, everybody. Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants. Don't mess with that book, sugar. Breakups are never easy. Not the kind of change of love I was hoping for. Dang it. Red shots tired down. Let's get this over with. Come on. No. Ten seconds left. Holy crap. Holy. What in the Sam hell? That was so rude. Okay, therefore, therefore, oh, I select my film. Hey, let me ask you. You ever dance with a Deadite in the pale moonlight? You missed your shot. I know. I wasn't. You missed your shot. So mean. Last chance. Fancy pants. Oh my god. Jab it. Start loading those shells, baby. I didn't mean to. Hey buddy, take it easy on my game. Careful. The screw with your head. Ruby flipper. You must have been a slippery baby. You missed. Ball one blocked. No, he took that away. Your soul ain't swallowed yet. Would you start a mode, please? I feel like shooting something. All too locked. You'll never be the same if you go in there, but I don't want to get too dramatic. Can something of the 20th century. Hey, hey, watch it. Ball save right there. Right down the shoot. One by one, we will take you. But all you bastards, give me back my claw. So your love next time. Are you kidding me? Oh my god. May well be now. Damn, I'm good. You know, the shotgun is not going to load itself. We got to get to the basement. No. Why you do that? You bastards. Give me back my ball. You missed the target. Jack of diamonds. Jack of— Uh, pretty sure I'm the favorite kid now, right? Mom. Hey, buddy. Take it easy on my game. No. Evil never gives up. But I guess you do. Oh my gosh. I didn't know it looked really real. Yeah. Mom, you can hit the sheriff targets. I'm sorry. I thought I was dealing with an adult here. Knock some sense into Cheryl, will you? Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. What's it like to know? No. All right. Show us how to do it. I know. First time here. You deserve it. I just need to go back in time. All it takes is one ball. Afraid to get your hands dirty, huh? Oh my god. Groovy. Groovy slipper. All right. Now I'm going to have to fight you, too. And that can be for me. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. ---