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How to win the biggest prize at the arcade with Skeeball.

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TL;DR

Jack Danger helps Chicago Skee-Ball League win arcade's top prize for charity in 30 minutes.

Summary

Jack Danger and Mike Frazier of the Chicago Skee-Ball League attempt to win the arcade's top prize (a $400 ping-pong table worth 30,000 tickets) in under an hour using $80 in game credits. With help from Kevin McSki, a legendary skee-ball player with 30 perfect games, they successfully accumulate 60 jackpots (5 hundos or better per jackpot) and plan to donate two ping-pong tables to Gilda's Club Chicago, a cancer survivor support organization. The stream showcases skee-ball as a competitive skill game and documents the Baytech-produced 'The Games' skee-ball machines at Play and Spin, a 51,000 sq ft family fun center in Niles, Illinois.

Key Claims

  • Kevin McSki has rolled 30 perfect games (900 score) on The Games skee-ball machines

    high confidence · Mike Frazier introduces Kevin as 'the most winningest roller in the Ski League's history. He's rolled 30 perfect hundos.'

  • Baytech bought the Skee-Ball trademark and is the only manufacturer allowed to call their machines 'Skee-Ball'

    high confidence · Mike explains: 'The Games, who actually bought the Skee-Ball name, trademark. They're the only people allowed to call it Skee-Ball.'

  • The Games machines have 10,000-point holes instead of 100-point holes; 100,000 is the lowest score and five hundos (100,000-point holes) are needed to win the jackpot

    high confidence · Mike states: 'Instead of like 100 pockets or hundos, there's 10,000... 100,000 is what you're really looking for' and 'If you get five hundos or better, you win the jackpot.'

  • Play and Spin is a 51,000 sq ft family fun center in Niles, Illinois operated by Mike Frazier

    high confidence · Mike introduces himself: 'I'm Mike Frazier founder owner operator of the Ski League Chicago, and We Are Pinball what I like to call a family fun center in Niles, Illinois. It's huge. It's called Play and Spin. 51,000 square feet.'

  • The top prize at Play and Spin is a ping-pong table valued at $400 worth 30,000 tickets

    high confidence · Jon states: 'their top prize here is a ping pong table that's valued at $400. And you can win that with 30,000 tickets.'

  • They won 60 jackpots (requiring 5 hundos each) in approximately 30 minutes using $80 in game credits

    high confidence · The stream documents reaching '60' jackpots with approximately 30 minutes elapsed based on commentary ('We're up to 60. We're at 60.').

  • Kevin walked into the skee-ball league off the street and had been playing skee-ball at Six Flags and other arcades his entire life

    high confidence · Mike explains: 'Kevin walked in off the street, basically. But he's been playing skee-ball at Six Flags and other arcades his whole life, apparently.'

Notable Quotes

  • “Kevin, the most winningest roller in the Ski League's history. He's rolled 30 perfect hundos.”

    Mike Frazier@ 2:51 — Establishes Kevin's credibility as an elite skee-ball player

  • “Baytech bought Skee-Ball. That was a Pennsylvania company, and now Baytech's just outside of Green Bay. And they basically slapped the name Skee-Ball on these kind of family-friendly The Games.”

    Mike Frazier@ 3:22 — Clarifies manufacturer history and trademark ownership of modern skee-ball machines

  • “I myself am a cancer survivor, and they did it at, I think it's called The Ace Bounce Chicago... I know a place where I can get you one if you guys just want to put that in your Gilda's Club.”

    Mike Frazier@ 7:03 — Explains personal motivation for donating prize to Gilda's Club Chicago

  • “He just walked in off the street, basically. But he's been playing skee-ball at Six Flags and other arcades his whole life, apparently. He's got a whole room, I'm not joking with you, a whole room of stuffed animals that he's won from different carnivals and stuff.”

    Mike Frazier@ 24:39 — Reveals Kevin's extraordinary dedication and natural talent for arcade games

  • “We're going to try to do it in an hour or less with two $40 game cards... The idea is to win this ping pong table and donate it to Gilda's Club Chicago.”

    Mike Frazier@ 6:04 — States the core challenge and charitable mission

  • “I'm Jack Danger, international Pinball Sensation. Today I am here helping the Chicago Ski League record a feat that would otherwise take people months and possibly thousands of dollars.”

Entities

Jack DangerpersonMike FrazierpersonKevin McSkipersonAmypersonJonpersonChicago Skee-Ball LeagueorganizationPlay and SpincompanyBaytechcompany

Signals

  • ?

    business_signal: Chicago Skee-Ball League operates organized competitive skee-ball leagues across multiple bar/arcade venues, suggesting viable secondary market for skill-based gaming communities parallel to pinball tournament circuits

    medium · League running at 6+ venues (Beguile Brewing, Malt Row, Glasscats, Irish Saloon, Cheezies, and others); Mike Frazier operating as full-time operator/promoter; jackpot system gameability discussed as 'skill' not chance

  • ?

    event_signal: Chicago Skee-Ball League conducting high-profile charity streaming event at Play and Spin to win arcade's top prize for Gilda's Club Chicago cancer survivor support organization

    high · Multi-hour livestream documenting the challenge; Jack Danger (known pinball content creator) as guest; organized promotion of league venues and charity mission

  • ?

    community_signal: Charity venue (Play and Spin) cooperating with Chicago Skee-Ball League for promotional streaming event; staff providing access and assistance despite disruption to normal operations

    medium · Facility staff approached during event; after explanation that event is for charity, facility agreed to continue; offers to get more pinball machines for league play

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Elite skee-ball play optimizes 'hundo' (100,000-point) hole targeting through learned banking/trajectory mechanics; different lane configurations favor different throwing styles (middle vs side banking)

    high · Discussion of Kevin's technique; explanation that 'for the beer ball The Games that the majority of our leagues have played on, there's a lot of rollers that bank it against the side of the lane' vs 'classic lanes, it better serves people that roll up the middle'

  • ?

Transcript

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0:00
Turns any color to green, this is doing something bad. It's not happening. So far we're green. Green. Okay.
0:11
This mic down here. Hey everybody, what's going on? Once you pile in chat. Alright, all anonymous. Looks like we are live. Good, good, good.
0:19
We're going to switch over to a face camera really quick. Actually, how about this? Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to give it a moment for a bunch of people to pile in chat. Yeah. I don't have any way of saying that we're live because we're using my phone.
0:36
There is a notification that goes out, but there's no tweets or anything that are going to go out. Amosus, 69th, very well. Good job. Let's keep it clean. Folks, I'm going to turn off all of the alerts because today's stream isn't necessarily for us. This is more of a proof of concept for the ski boys, the ski league, the ski crew, the Chicago Ski League, Ski Ball. You know Ski Ball? Have you ever played skee-ball?
1:00
So I'm going to turn the alerts off really quick. One second. Ski, you ding-dong. Al Anonymous, you snuck it in, you ding-dong.

The Chicago Skee-Ball League runs leagues at multiple venues including Beguile Brewing, Malt Row, Glasscats, Irish Saloon, and Cheezies

high confidence · Jon states: 'We Are Pinball currently running leagues out of Beguile Brewing, awesome place. Malt Row, Ravenswood, four-door area, North Center neighborhood, Glasscats, Lincoln Park, Irish Saloon, and Cheezies, Wicker Park.'

Jack Danger@ 22:04 — Jack positions himself as credible pinball/arcade expert witnessing extraordinary skee-ball achievement

  • “This Kevin dude is bar none, the best hundo roller of skee-ball I've ever seen, and if not, best skee-ball player of all time.”

    Mike Frazier@ 24:58 — Strong endorsement of Kevin's skill level within skee-ball community

  • “We're up to 26 out of 60... We're at 26 only? Oh, man. I thought we'd be done by now. It's been 13 minutes.”

    Jon@ 25:22 — Documents rapid pace of jackpot accumulation

  • “There's no difference from anybody, like, I don't know, this guy in the Jimmy Kimmel show that's really good at pop-a-shot. We could be playing pop-a-shot right now and getting their jackpots all the time.”

    Jack Danger@ 35:57 — Compares skee-ball skill exploitation to other arcade games where mastery exploits jackpot systems

  • “I think we're going to donate two ping pong tables. Pushing your luck? We're going to get freaking escorted out of here.”

    Jack Danger@ 36:41 — Acknowledges aggressive ticket accumulation causing facility concern

    • The Games
    product
    Gilda's Club Chicagoorganization
    Beguile Brewingcompany
    Malt Rowcompany
    Glasscatscompany
    Irish Salooncompany
    Cheeziescompany
    We Are Pinballorganization
    Stern Pinballcompany
    Six Flagscompany
    The Ace Bounce Chicagocompany

    licensing_signal: Baytech acquired exclusive Skee-Ball trademark; no other manufacturers permitted to use 'Skee-Ball' branding despite historical legacy of game

    high · Mike Frazier: 'The Games, who actually bought the Skee-Ball name, trademark. They're the only people allowed to call it Skee-Ball.'

  • $

    market_signal: Modern arcade/family fun center landscape includes integrated attractions (skee-ball, racing, VR, pinball, nail salon) competing for entertainment dollars; Play and Spin represents newer generation venue design

    medium · Play and Spin described as 51,000 sq ft facility with laser tag, go-karts, VR, skee-ball, pinball machines, AND integrated nail salon; approximately 9-12 months operational

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger positioned as pinball/arcade expert credential-holder lending legitimacy to Chicago Skee-Ball League challenge; crossover between pinball content creation and adjacent arcade gaming communities

    high · Jack self-identifies as 'international Pinball Sensation'; referenced as major pinball media figure; Mike Frazier thanks him for lending credibility to the challenge

  • ?

    product_strategy: Baytech's 'The Games' skee-ball machines designed with larger holes and higher point values (10,000 instead of 100) to be more accessible/rewarding for casual family fun center players compared to classic skee-ball machines

    high · Mike Frazier explains: 'The holes are a little larger... These The Games specifically, I think, are made to make you feel better about yourself in terms of your skee-ball skills.'

  • ?

    product_strategy: Baytech planning enhanced versions of classic Skee-Ball machines alongside modern The Games line; different difficulty tiers available for different venue types

    medium · Mike Frazier discussion of 'newer models of the classic version of the game' being 'very challenging' and Baytech having 'a newer version of the classic, which are really challenging in terms of the hundreds aren't nearly as easy as this'

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Play and Spin staff initially concerned about ticket farming/system exploitation as players accumulated jackpots at unprecedented pace; concern appears to have resolved after facility discussion

    medium · Staff member in orange shirt observed watching; discussion of potential system flagging/cheating detection; later statement 'after we're done here, we're going to have a conversation with Pat, and we're going to talk to them about the jackpot'

  • ?

    technology_signal: The Games machines appear to have ticket counting/accumulation limits; system flagged after ~60 jackpots (300k+ points) suggesting anti-farming measures or circuit overload

    medium · Mid-stream machine malfunction after reaching 60 jackpots; staff investigation for potential 'cheating'; discussion of system needing to 'reset' and jackpot adjustment by operators

    • 1:13
    Alert off. Al Anonymous, thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You're an amazing lead to the tournament. Lookers and butts up for that 38 months in a row.
    1:23
    Got him. Yeah, you got me. All right, so we're going to switch over. you're going to hear just a subtle mic difference.
    1:29
    Okay? Here we go. The mic difference. Mic difference. That was cute. That was cute when I did that. Mic difference. That was cute. That was cute when I did that.
    1:42
    So now we're all Beastie Boys, okay? You can hear us, probably. Just a quick heads up, if everyone's subscribing and resubscribing, thank them for me and chat while we talk a little bit about what's going on folks I want to introduce Mike Frazier of the ski league Chicago he invited us out to come sort of chronicle something it was an idea that he had let us know that you can hear us and we're gonna let him explain what's about to go down here so Mike let him let him know I'm Mike Frazier founder owner operator of the Ski League Chicago, and we are in what I like to call a family fun center in Niles, Illinois. It's huge. It's called Play and Spin. Yeah. 51,000 square feet. There's laser tag, there's go-karts, there's virtual reality, and there's skee-ball. There's also a nail salon. And a nail salon. I believe there is a Groupon to get your nails done. Yeah. So, hey, I might actually go check that out while Kevin McSki, our friend Kevin, is here as well. He is the most winningest roller in the Ski League's history. He's rolled 30 perfect hundo games, 900 is the score, on the beer ball game. Now, a lot of people don't actually know there's different versions of Ski Ball. The game that we're going to be playing today is a modern variation of Ski Ball produced by Baytech Games, who actually bought the SkiBall name, trademark. They're the only people allowed to call it SkiBall. Exactly. So Baytech bought SkiBall. That was a Pennsylvania company, and now Baytech's just outside of Green Bay.
    3:31
    And they basically slapped the name SkiBall on these kind of, I'm going to say they're more, again, family-friendly games. the holes are a little larger. Instead of 100 pockets or hundos, there's 10,000. Yeah. Just add the extremity of the success of being, oh, I just got a 10,000, which that's actually the worst. Feels pretty cool. Oh, what? 10,000 is the lowest. Oh. 100,000 is what you're really looking for. How much do different balls and playing surfaces affect the game overall? So there's definitely different game sets that are a lot more difficult based on whether or not there's wood on the side, whether there's a net, whether there's a cage, the length of the lane. Like this is using like plastic LED. The ball's made of wood or polypropylene plastic. There's a lot of these different things. These games specifically, I think, are made to make you feel better about yourself in terms of your skee-ball skills. And fortunately, if you're really good at the games that are harder, these games are too easy. Oh, well that's great. So you mean this is going to be easy today? So, kind of, yes. The thing is that when I first came across this awesome Family Fun Center, I realized quite quickly that the jackpot scenario for a skee-ball was a little askew.
    5:03
    If you get five hundos or better, you win the jackpot. So a hundo, if you're unfamiliar, folks, is at the very top of the board. Yep, top of the board. There's the two top holes that are most difficult to hit, theoretically, because it's like the size of the ball. Those are what the hundos are when he's referring to that. Correct. So in this case, 100,000. But you can chop the zeros off and just say it's a hundo. Captain Hundo Pants on Instagram is my user handle. But anyway, so we thought it'd be fun to do something with our skills, our skeeball skills. Yeah, I like it. And their top prize here is a ping pong table that's valued at $400. And you can win that with 30,000 tickets. Okay. And most people, that will take months, years, maybe. It's an unaccessible goal to usually win these top prizes at a redemption center. Okay. So we're going to try to do it in an hour or less with two $40 game cards. So I'm going to give a $40 to Kevin. I'm going to take a $40. We're just going to kind of volley back and forth. My wife's here somewhere, Amy. She's going to jump in on the fun. Jack, you can more than welcome to jump in. Yo, I'll roll a ball or two. I mean, you should. Can I subtract tickets from you? Because I think that might happen. Yeah, we might slow down our time, but we're going to have fun with this. Again, the idea is to win this ping pong table and donate it to Gildas Club Chicago, which is a charity that provides support for both cancer, people going through cancer, and their families. The reason I chose Gilda's Club is I actually went to a meet-and-greet type event that they did for cancer survivors. I myself am a cancer survivor, and they did it at, I think it's called Ace Bounce Chicago. So they paid to have access to a ping-pong table. Oh, nice. And I was like, I know a place where I can get you one if you guys just want to put that in your Gilda's Club. And so it is happening today. I can't wait. And we're doing it. Yeah. Well, this is going to be awesome. Have you done the Laverne and Shirley tour of Baytech yet? Yeah, so I did actually meet and take the tour of Baytech. And it's amazing. It's like the Willy Wonka of arcade fun centers. They have everything now is bigger and grander. If you can even take a look around here, their photo booths are big. You step in, you know, epic machines. You know, these. Let me give you a little spin of what's going on here, kiddos. So, obviously, racing behind us, but this place is just, it just goes, right?
    7:55
    It goes on for days. There's a nail salon back there, like I mentioned. Let's flip this over. and nope let's not flip that over um yeah it's gonna be good i think we got some cables being rolled over oh no god um that's okay you know hey it happens that's a family fun center for you family fun center so um is everyone able to hear us okay just making sure it sounds like we're all good to go um am i getting an ad i'm not shooting out ads so uh once we get everything cleared up We should be good to go. We're going to get started here in about three minutes. Yeah, I'd say about three minutes should be good.
    8:37
    Subs do not get ads. No, don't worry. Yo, Mike, go through the dungeon here. So, yeah, we're going to give it a minute, and then we're going to start winning some skis. So the layout that we have, I'll show it to you really quick.
    8:55
    Oh, if you did, it's a Twitch error. So I feel like Twitch has been a little Twitchy today. Just a little bit. A little twitchy. I think it's been pretty bad lately.
    9:04
    I can't figure out why. Can't figure out why. But everyone, thank you for being here. We're going to stream under IRL. Because streaming under... It's discoverable there. We streamed under Skee-Ball. We would probably just be there by ourselves.
    9:21
    So we'll see what happens. Can I just say real quick? Thank you, Mr. Jack Danger. to be even coming out a big fan of pinball and what he's been doing. I suck at it, but I think this is awesome that he's taken the time to come out and showcase. Again, the idea here is that we run skeeball leagues, and it's actually a skill. There is a method to the madness of skeeball, and anybody with time and practice can get really good. Kevin is probably the higher end of that curve, but at the same point, this is something really fun that people can get involved in and come to anywhere, Dave & Buster's, and come out with a lot better prize than they might normally win. I get it. I think you owe that ball to that lady right there. I don't know what's happening. I just need to make sure they don't think that camera is back in here. I was just standing on it right now. We just have to be really careful with these cords and cameras. Yeah, there's a, like, literally right behind your foot. Yeah, there you go. Sorry, I was over. Careful. Don't worry about it. Be very careful.
    10:29
    Internet's running way too slow. Do you think? Cool. Thank you, guys. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nine. All right, let's do this. All right, so we're going to switch over. Check on time. 2.30, exactly. All right, so, folks, it's 2.30. We got an hour. Mission Impossible. Here we go. Ready?
    11:16
    All right, ladies and gentlemen. So the one, we have a camera on all three ski tables there. But the score that you see on the far right, that's actually our buddy Kevin, who is the top ski ball player. So pay attention to that top left hole, because he's hoping to put all the balls in it.
    11:40
    Oh, we should have a clock. Internet, I need a timer. I just want a headlight split. What am I marking?
    12:18
    Oh, you got one? So we're going to win something that would take someone normally months to win in under an hour.
    12:41
    And under... I guess someone's marking... I don't know what they're marking. Like, every time you get a jackpot, you have to get two.
    12:54
    Oh, what I'm saying, has Kevin just got one and you got one? Yeah. Here we go, Internet. So, the angle I chose here. So, I think that's a total of four.
    13:09
    So many fondos. That's some crazy skill. So, you'll see the approach that our boy Kevin here takes is, actually, Mike's doing it too. They're banking off of that certain area on the thing there. Here, I can't tell straight on this because I'm using OBS. I split to the poop on me.
    13:36
    So the game has to sit there and calculate a whole bunch of ticket wins because it has to do a little animation dance.
    13:49
    I really suck at this. Will you be playing too? Arcade fan, I can hop in there. Dude, pinball. You asked if I was going to Comic-Con because Stern has a booth there. That whole area is actually my area. Stern is just supplying the games for it.
    14:16
    Ski ball bonus meltdowns. Alright, now we got three people skiing right now. Look at this. Look at them go.
    14:25
    Look at the balls rolling. The commentary. Here comes the commentary. Look at that bank. Oh my god. Are you seeing this, internet? Can I get some manga shakes? Holy sharts.
    14:48
    I want to see if this dude can spit watermelon seeds into a coffee can from like a mile away. Ping! Like, just the skills. You know, it's like having a brick of chaw into a spittoon. Ping!
    15:08
    I don't know if you can get the tickets, though, while you're doing the test. This accuracy is nuts.
    15:18
    Wait, do we have... Is the camera on Kevin's or is it on... Oh, yeah, it is on Kevin's. I thought I was... For some reason, I thought I was watching Mike. I said Kevin earlier, didn't I? Man, oh, man. I'm the one that even set this up. I'm a ding-dong.
    15:41
    I feel like I should just retire from skee-ball. Well, here's the deal. When you play in skee-ball... shooting for the hundos all day long.
    15:54
    There's a frame in... There's a frame or a game, I think Mike explained to me, where hundos don't do anything.
    16:03
    And that stops, you know, the imbalance of play there. Oh my god. So late. See, he's throwing differently than I was expecting him to.
    16:21
    Because some players bank it off of the wall there to knock it over to the other side. I would wait and see. Let's see if you're log jamming it, I think.
    16:30
    Log jamming, I like it. It's a great name for his autobiography. Log jamming hundos. So we got Kevin, we got Mike, and Amy. First laid ski, my wife. Amy, the first late ski.
    16:48
    So, yeah, I think this is the thing they try to do, kind of like icing a field goal kicker, where there's a virtual count-up of tickets from zero to 500 every jackpot. Because they don't want people to get on a hot streak like Kevin. And just keep rolling it. I don't even know what he's listening to, but he's just jamming those hundos. It's Poison from Britney Spears. No, Toxic, I apologize. Yeah.
    17:16
    Usually I have to work in a pun there, but it's all right. Not this time. I have to say, Baytech definitely went all out on these games. Yeah, they're glowing. Literally going nuts. Correct.
    17:30
    Isn't Baytech where all the... So it is counting up to... It's at 600. It's adding... Okay, so we can keep going. Good to know. So he's allowed to... Oh, just stay in the hot zone. It's counting up over 700 now. So I don't know where we're at in terms of are we tailing correctly? Well, I got one. Yeah. All right. So we're at eight out of 60 in six minutes. Oh, my God. So we've got eight out of 60 so far. We need 60 jackpots to get there. We've collected eight so far. This is going to go a lot quicker than I thought. We're dropping a little frameage there, folks. I apologize. We should be good.
    18:13
    How do you compete with that? That'd be great. How many? All three. All three of them. Wow, all three of them just got jackpots. This is going to go really quick. We're up to 11 out of 60 now, folks.
    18:51
    Actually insane. Wow, wow, wow. Yo, this layout's working pretty well, huh? What do you guys think? Should I turn it so you see all three players instead of just the one? When Kevin done with his next ball we going to swing it on over
    19:55
    Holy crap. So at this rate we're going to be donating what? 30 ping pong tables? Yeah, right! Wow, wow, wow, dude. I was over here thinking this was going to be a long day. We're up to 16 out of 60. The focus and intensity coming out of Nick McSki Rolling the hundos like he's dipping A hook into a barrel of fish Yeah, Jada, there's going to be a VOD of this for sure, man.
    21:26
    Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, apologies. I turned off notifications. as easy as pooping in a man they're gonna love this commentary hey everybody listening to this who is an avid fan of skeeball and skeeball related hobbies I'm Jack Danger International Pinball Sensation Today I am here helping the Chicago Ski League record a feat that would otherwise take people months and possibly thousands of dollars We are going to pull off getting the highest prize in this arcade in just about an hour and under $80 What do you mean the lowest value?
    22:31
    On purpose. Jimmy Jam, it's going great, dude. SkiBall doctors recommend 10 to 1 over horseshoes. I don't understand. Dude, this guy is just destroying everyone.
    23:12
    We're up to 21 already out of 60. I need a chair. I need a man. Dude, this is ridiculous. Alright, I'm starting to get winded. Where do I talk? Right here. Oh, they can hear you.
    23:35
    Zach Galifianakis said it best. Ski ball is a pretty intense workout. I am sweating through my shirt a little bit, and it was getting embarrassing. I just missed two in a row.
    23:47
    I need a water break. Sorry about that, Echo. I can turn it down. I can't control the volume of my voice either. It's all good. You just don't have to get close to it. I can pick up a nice cone.
    24:05
    So once again, we are the preeminent ski ball league in Chicago. We are currently running leagues out of Beguile Brewing, awesome place. Malt Row, Ravenswood, four-door area, North Center neighborhood, Glasscats, Lincoln Park,
    24:25
    Irish Saloon, and Cheezies, Wicker Park. This Kevin dude, where did you find this guy? So Kevin, it's an interesting story. He just rolled a perfect game. Kevin walked in off the street. A perfect game, Internet. He just walked in off the street, basically. But he's been playing skee-ball at Six Flags and other arcades his whole life, apparently. He's got a whole room, I'm not joking with you, a whole room of stuffed animals that he's won from different carnivals and stuff. I mean, he's a freak of nature. There's no other way to put it. He is, bar none, the best hundo roller of skee-ball I've ever seen, and if not, best skee-ball player of all time. I would pull that up to anyone in the country that has skee-ball leagues. You hear that, Internet? Come and get him. He is pretty darn good. We're up to 26, Internet.
    25:19
    Little under halfway there. We're at 26 only? Oh, man. I thought we'd be done by now. It's been 13 minutes.
    25:30
    But, yeah, no, it's a lot of fun, and there's a lot of different variations of skeeball that you can play.
    25:37
    Like I mentioned, there's classic lanes that are... Can you hear me? There's classic lanes and stuff like that? So, I mean, there's newer models of the classic version of the game, And they're very challenging.
    26:01
    Then there's the 80s models, which usually have the dilapidated holes. Right, there's like gouges, and people have been dancing on them. So those are really cool, but to get the newer version, Baytek has a newer version of the Classic, which are pretty challenging in terms of the hundreds aren't nearly as easy as this. Do you have a preference of the playfield versus the rail? versus like the... So, yeah, there's definitely, for the beer ball games that the majority of our leagues have played on, there's a lot of rollers that bank it against the side of the lane and find that that, for some reason, works better for the 40s and 50s.
    26:45
    And it just does. I can't really explain why, but I think the classic lanes, it better serves people that roll up the middle because the banking is, I don't know if it's more bouncy, it's a little less predictable. The lane runs faster. So there's no right or wrong way. I guess the purists would say that rolling up the middle is the correct way. We're a social sports league. Most people have a beer in their hands at all times. It doesn't matter how it goes in the hole as long as it does. My wife was on the Chicago Ski Ball League. That's true. This is how we got connected. Yep. And you know what's funny is like the two employees over there stopped dead in their tracks and were watching what was happening. And I think the chick is up. The chick is up. Okay. Well, I kind of figured that would happen. 13 minutes in because she walked by. She's like, I was just watching the tickets go exploding everywhere. Yeah, I kind of imagined that was going to take place. But you know what? Hey, all in the name of charity.
    27:51
    Let's get back to it. I'm going to get back into it. Let's get back to it. Why is it called Skee-Ball when there's no snow? Ho-ho!
    28:05
    Internet, thanks for hanging out. This is, uh... This layout can be used for actually anything. How do you sell streaming here if you're going to game the system? How do you... Oh, yeah. Crap. Emotions. You're right. You know what's funny is, um... They got a couple of pinball machines here. They got a Jurassic Park that's in okay condition. They got a... We're never getting invited back here again. Hey, we're giving them promotion. Look at there on the left. Play and spin.
    28:35
    And no freaking joke, they have a nail salon inside here, like I'm looking at it. It's not closed off. You just walk up and sit down and get your nails done.
    28:50
    Well, here's the thing. Right? We're able to come in here and win the top prize, okay? Now, you would think, like, oh, maybe they should set this easier.
    29:04
    I ask any of you in chat to come here and try to do this exact same thing. I'll give you $4.20 for you to get your nails done.
    29:16
    I mean, I'd have to get some, like, some Lee press-ons. Okay, we're at 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. We're at 34.
    29:27
    We're just a little over halfway there in 17 minutes. I thought this was going to take an hour. I guess we all thought this was going to take an hour.
    29:39
    This is absurd. Waiting for the ticket police to come over. Excuse me, friends. You're having too much fun in the family fun zone.
    29:57
    We are at 36 now. I don't need a pedicure, guys. Come on. All right, folks. Mike's rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
    30:23
    So how many points do you need? How many points overall do you need? No, I mean, how many points do you need to consider it a win? 5,500? 5,500, so you need five out of nine. Five out of nine. Oh, five out of nine? Oh, dang. Those are great odds.
    30:48
    Burzy. Burz, I have my alerts turned off, so save it for... Save it for Comic-Con tomorrow. Or either tomorrow or Thursday.
    31:05
    Save it! up your anniversary in a sack. Right on, JM. Sorry for that crinkle. That was horrible. Then I have to sit here and look at it.
    31:27
    Epic Photon. This gentleman here, I've seen him take two balls in one hand and throw them both at the same time and each ball went into its own separate hundo hole on either side. What's up 42?
    31:49
    This Kevin guy's a beast. Alright, we're up to 40. We are 20 away, ladies and gentlemen. 20 away. And then we win. What do we do from there?
    32:16
    There's no risk of failure here, which is great. Not with Kevin. Oh my god, internet. I just found a cute little adjustable ring that you would find in an egg on the floor. and I'm gonna wear it.
    32:39
    And it doesn't fit me. Yeah, I'll get my nails painted. I want, like, pinball nails. Another perfect game. Yeah.
    32:50
    Does he get bonus tickets for that? They should let you put your initials in the game, but the letters are assigned. Like, you have to hit the left hundo to move the cursor left, right hundo to move the cursor right, and then shoot the middle hole to select the letter.
    33:11
    Uh-oh, the staff is here. Do you see him standing behind? The orange shirt's way back there? Oh, man, we're screwed.
    33:19
    We are so done. We're done, boys. Nothing to see here, folks. Hold on, let's go say hi to him. I got a question for you. Do you see what these guys are doing right now? They're absolutely murdering it. How long have you guys been open here?
    33:59
    It's been about a year now. About a year now? Maybe. Probably like nine months. Right on. This place is huge. Is there a... I saw two pinball machines up there. Do you have any more pinball machines here?
    34:15
    Get more pinball machines here. Hold for it. I promise you. We'll get like a league started going here or something. These guys are animals. I'm just here to record them blowing it up.
    34:29
    Apparently you're going to be out of your hair shortly. Because we have a goal to hit. We'll see if we hit it.
    34:35
    I think they're just verifying that they're not cheating. Explain to them it's for charity. Holy crap, dude.
    35:16
    5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50. 10 more. 10 more? Yeah. Looks like you just got another one. I got you. Okay.
    35:24
    Alright, Internet, we are 10 more away. So this might be half an hour. They're about to keep them for counting cards.
    35:41
    I stepped over there and full screened it and talked to the people that were here really quick. Oh, nice. To see what they were thinking. Were they depressed? Be dazzled? Ski dazzled? They just seemed baffled.
    35:55
    Well, I was saying to Kevin on the way over here, There's no difference from anybody, like, I don't know, this guy in the Jimmy Kimmel show that's really good at pop-a-shot. We could be playing pop-a-shot right now and getting their jackpots all the time. Yep, absolutely. It's just a game that if you get really good at it, you can, I guess, game the system? Game the system. I like that. Why not?
    36:15
    So, did your house, did you have enough room for a ping-pong table? We could sit here and do two. Yo, I'm good. Let's play two? No? Okay. We could keep going if you're trying to donate two ping-pong machines. I'm going to get a truck, so... Yeah, let's go. Internet. I think we're going double or nothing, but there's no chance of nothing, so we're going double.
    36:41
    We're going to... I think we're going to donate two ping pong tables. Pushing your luck? We're going to get freaking escorted out of here.
    36:57
    We're going to walk by with a magnet and just void our cards. What do you mean you have 90,000 tickets? I see a big fat zero in here, buddy.
    37:12
    Dash Rinder, thank you for maintaining membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip your butts up. 31 months, dude. Dash, I love you, buddy. Folks, do me a favor. Save your notifications for tomorrow or the day after.
    37:27
    Because I've turned notifications off. Banned from play and spill. No, it's called play and spin. Tialis, what's going on?
    37:41
    We're going to be escorted out here. Oh, so Mike hit a limit on his... I think we're up here. It's all good.
    38:01
    Alright, we need one... Wait, one more? Six more? Six? Oh, yeah. Shaky. I really think this one. I think we broke it. Yeah. Well, once Kevin hits 1,000, we'll see if he gives up.
    39:01
    Can I go get a pedicure? 5, 10, 15, 20. Oh, I've got to center that camera up. Sorry, Internet. One second. 45, 50, 54. Six more. Oh are they just sitting here not doing anything Uh oh Internet we, we reached the limit. Okay we're going to give it a second to chill out so we're going to cut over to the face cam really quick.
    40:09
    All right so while we wait for that here I'll show you what we're looking at here. Okay the middle one opened up I think a thousand is like the the oopsie-daisy.
    40:28
    Here, while we're waiting for that... Here, let me switch over this. While we're waiting for these to maybe reset, do you think they will?
    40:43
    Do you want me to go find Pat? Oh, you're good? Oh! Internet, I just want to go show you the nail salon really quick. Alright? This will be really quick. I think it's good now.
    40:58
    Yo, Burz, for 29 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Clippers and butts up, dude. Look at this. Nail salon.
    41:13
    Nailed it. Oh, my God. How do I get one of these in my studio? I need this immediately. Oh, God. I almost died. Okay, back to the charity thing. Sorry.
    41:38
    Maybe yours just had time to relax. It needs to, yeah, I think the circuits are overloaded. The circuits are overloaded.
    41:48
    It's just literally in it, yeah. It's like just chilling in here. Alright, we'll cut back. It is not okay to stream and drive a car if you're the driver, but if you are the driver, you're not allowed to read chat.
    42:08
    Twitch will find out and they will ban you. I got in some pretty serious trouble for that a while back.
    42:18
    Had a floating point error? We need to double check, though, with the balance of the cars. So we need four more, but we're going to double check the balance to make sure we are good.
    42:31
    Okay, so if it's blinking white, that means it doesn't mean anything. It literally doesn't mean anything.
    42:55
    The system flagged it as a cheater? Now, yeah, I wonder if... You need to get in here. Do you think the system has, like, a cheating thing?
    43:09
    Honestly, no. Because they can set the jackpot at any moment. So after we're done here, we're going to have a conversation with Pat, and we're going to talk to them about the jackpot. So they can fix a little bit more. Can you move the mic closer? Flip it. Throw me in on the end here if you can. see if it'll let you put one in. All right, Internet, I'm going to try this.
    43:31
    On this guy? On this guy. So, yeah, my advice to you is just to try to cut it at the corner of the plane so it hits off the back left wall and drops into the 10,000. Just have a nice, smooth, tall floor. Oh!
    43:54
    Get it? First try. First one? Not doing it. Oh! Alright. Most people would probably do that. The only thing you really need to tweak is just lengthening your throw instead of flipping it. I'm like cutting it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Flipping it, live flipping it up. Follow through, I'm like pulling up. Yeah, do a little bit more further extension. I like it here, Dan. Follow through instead of coming up like that. Hold on, see if this one works like this. Yeah. Give this one a go, see if it wakes up. This one is dead to the briefs. Dead to everybody. The other one did that too though and it took like 10 minutes. Okay.
    44:55
    Alright Internet, I'm going to give this one more go. I nailed it, Hundo. I have my six-pack. Uh-oh. We don't know if they're counting all of the jackpots. We might be going too fast. Okay, we might have been going too fast.
    45:13
    I need to tone down the arm cannon. some serious beginner's luck. Will you also do an arcade channel? Why not, arcade fan? Let's do it.
    45:26
    I'll have records of all these different ways that I'm setting up these streams. Would you say this is a pretty good setup for Skee-Ball?
    45:40
    Like, if we wanted to... If we had one more camera, we could show the close-up of the game on the right, too.
    45:49
    In the game in the middle, we could set up another camera where the room camera is on all three games. Just zoom in closer.
    45:58
    I wish we didn't see gear overhead. Gear in the overhead? Oh, on the far left there? Yeah, that's fair. Eternal, thank you for that four months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. I also need some flippers and butts up for my boy Fresh Poetic, who didn't get a shout-out. But we're going to do it anyway. I love you, dude. Thank you so much. What's going on?
    46:33
    They're killing it. We're at 60. Oh, so internet. We got to check the math. Okay? We got to check the math. Let's cut over to this camera. Are you ready? We got to check the math. Let's cut over to this camera. Are you ready?
    47:04
    But that is 60 jackpots, which is enough to get the grand prize. Let's take a look. So they're going to go run and check the cards. In fact, let's all go check the cards together. Let's go check the cards together. Let me add chat to my screen so I can see what's going on here.
    47:25
    And I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I can't touch this button.
    47:36
    There we go. All right, moment of truth. Let's see what we got. I need everyone to type 60 in chat, please, in Roman numerals.
    47:56
    All right, so 27, 5, 57. 27, 57. We need to have these up. 2,757 tickets. That was Amy's. These are the battles we face. Yeah. Okay, so card number one had 2,750 tickets.
    48:21
    Here's Mike's card. Mike's card is 10,333. All right, Kevin. So I think we're going to be short, but we know that we shouldn't be.
    48:38
    10,360. So what's our... 23,443. So we need 7,000 more? 7,000 more. I don't think that all of the jackpots count. No, it doesn't. So, yeah, it looks like some of the jackpots did not count. We're 7,000 tickets short.
    48:58
    We may, we can ask someone to like shake down that machine and give it a little reset. Yeah, I might want to ask on the left one. But either way, 7,000 won't take much more time. Right, 7,000 is going to be like that.
    49:19
    Did you see the ping pong table? Had we not got ripped off. Did you visit the ping pong table? No, let's go look around. Check it out. I'll go. Here, you guys go get them to restart some stuff. I think those are your gents right there. That's Pat. Mike.
    49:35
    Oh, okay, whatever. All right, so it's closed off. but the ping pong tape oh there it is you're telling me I can have the beware of ninja sign we might have them just buy me something while we're here I'm kind of a big deal blinking sign internet I know this is for charity
    50:10
    Man, you need that sign. Oh. They're actually not in bad condition. Oh. It's working again. All right, so they're going to get a quick 7,000 tickets. Let's go. Can you win tickets off of Pimba?
    50:47
    Maybe. It's working again? I guess. Yeah. We'll know if it's giving you tickets. Yeah. You might want to go check, like, right now that you got tickets. I should have just got 1,000 more. Right. Yeah. So I should have 11.
    51:02
    Here, let's go follow him to see that we're good. because there might have been like a hard cap I do have to say it does feel kind of scuzzy doing this but this is for charity it's for charity and it's fun hitting the jackpots and you know sometimes scuzzy is fun too
    51:34
    Oh, they like... Oh, no, not reach our families. Here. They like deleted your card. So that should be only 500. I hit two. It should be another 500. So you're getting like half credit for it? I think maybe if on one game it's loading to my card, if I start another game before that's done loading, it's not counting. Oh, so you've got to wait. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, we're jumping the gun. So, we would have had it by now, but we've been going too fast. We've been going too fast.
    52:14
    Our boy Kevin over here. We gotta tell him to slow it down. Sucker probably prevents us cutting up the jackpots in half. Yeah, that's probably true. Thinking that people are cheating. because a kid could walk up there. I don't know. It's pretty enclosed, but the software should be smart. Slow his roll.
    52:49
    Let's see what he can do. I will say, which one do I talk? You just talk. We would have brought a much bigger crowd out, but a lot of the ski leagues It's filled with working professionals who can't just leave on a Tuesday afternoon, mid-afternoon. So hopefully you're in an office or cubicle enjoying this.
    53:17
    I guess, you know, this is our lives. You do pinball, I do skee-ball, and, you know, this is our lives. You do pinball, I do skee-ball, and this is work. We're working hard. This is tough. Sorry about the little delay there when I switched over. you know why did we start so early?
    53:36
    I think the idea was this place does get busy later for when the kids just are you know whatever it's just that's the popular times your idea was to come in here where there wouldn't be a lot of competition for the machines honestly it's typically like in an arcade setting where I'm set up on a pinball machine All of this detracts people from walking up and playing the game. That did not stop anyone from walking over here and just start grabbing balls and start tossing them. Literally away from the machine. You know, I think it might be kind of like where there's a news reporter set up and people want to get behind and like, hey, put me in the video, thinking this is part of a real movie. This is our new rap video.
    54:23
    I love this though. I really do want to start figuring out. honestly, I have a big learning curve and significant expenses in technology that would need to happen. But I think this would be really fun to stream matches and other types of games we do at the Ski League. Dude, I could get you set up with a rig like this. Like, I... I wouldn't even like to read the list. I like the layout, though. It is fun. If you do watch Kevin on any other, this machine or any other, he just has this like metronome rocking back and forth yeah they've I mean we're at this point we're just like stop counting and we're just gonna go back up there just get the tickets you gotta keep double checking that you're getting the points you're supposed to get can we have them wheel over a ticket uh redemption thing over here so we can like check our cards make it easier yeah make it less stressful can you make it easier for us to take your grand prize so yeah so they they're they also uh you know here's the thing i've spent a couple hundred bucks okay um coming in and just playing so it's not like we're getting this for free it's not like we came in here right smashing grab your dues yeah we've come in and played just because it's easier also also they didn't pay 400 no no obviously no no there's not that's definitely high-end retail but yeah I mean I want to make it clear that I don't just come here and not just show off in front of kids now the biggest toy yes they actually did you see the pink no there's a stadium for ping-pong here what's in that room party party planning like party party room oh and And that's Laser Tag way back in the day. So you missed, there's actually, it's insanity. They do concerts here, they have this whole huge ping pong area. That's why they have ping pong tables as a prize I think. What other things, any more unused space they do? They said they might be adding a second level to Laser Tag as well. So if you're interested in that. This place is huge. It's insanity. Nile's a little bit. Play and Spin. Nice people here. Come on out here. Very friendly. We got to meet Kat, who's the working manager right now. GM. The GM is John. He's very... I didn't get to meet him, but... I haven't met him. But he's pro ski league with Chicago coming out here doing our thing. And I think this would be good publicity. And maybe we'll adjust the jackpot, but I think it would be good. I want to see Jack drive a go-kart. How much is that going to cost? Well, number one, I'm too tall. I got him. I'm too tall.
    57:14
    But I can bring the camera with us. Oh, I should charge it. Oh, we lost a camera. Are we going to go race in a go-kart? I'm actually too tall. I'd be driving with my tippy toes. Oh yeah, it's not counting your hondas.
    58:18
    We have 14 minutes to get 7,000 tickets. This is nuts to watch guys, look at this. Steer with your legs, push pedals with your arms. You won the jackpot! Switch hundo holes? That's not a thing.
    58:55
    You don't just switch hundo holes, dude. Yeah, generally speaking, righties aim for left. Yeah, righties aim for left, lefties aim for right. Yeah, they're not... No, there are some exceptions. They're not hundo dexterous, dude.
    59:20
    Hundo dexterous. Yeah Steer with your butt So, this place is huge. I feel like it needs more stuff. Like, they need more games.
    59:50
    Although, I'm pretty sure these things are expensive as heck. I do love that they have this, though. We might actually have to drive a go-kart.
    60:06
    Dude, he's the Pundo Hunter. Pundo. 501 tickets? Why is it giving out more tickets than... I think they actually did break the game because all of a sudden the... Wait, why is the jackpot going up?
    60:35
    I'm confused. You missed the name of this place? It's called Play and Spin in Niles, Illinois. Uh-oh. That doesn't look like a good face. it's been saying 501 alright cool yeah Pez Johnson come on down Pez are you from Illinois Colorado, nice dude So, um, we normally stream pinball Do you have a skeeball league in Denver? Oh, you do? There is a skeeball league in Denver Oh, damn Well, there you go, Pez Johnson If you're a big skeeball fan, there's a skeeball league in Denver We typically stream pinball on this show but the fine folks at the Chicago Ski League asked me to come record this little thing that they're doing for charity where they're winning the top prize at a redemption counter, which would normally take someone months and hundreds if not thousands of dollars. We're doing it in an hour and under $100.
    62:00
    Uh-oh. We got ten minutes, my dudes. Ten minutes for the hour. Although we are getting screwed on tickets right now.
    62:18
    What happened was, I think, because they were playing too quick, some of it was getting screwed. I was watching a Papa TV video from Saturday and jumped over here. Oh, nice, Pez. Thanks for coming, bud.
    62:30
    That's awesome, dude. Yeah, Pez, I... I don't know. I don't know if you know too much about me, but I helped create the pinball channel here on Twitch. It didn't exist until I rose a stink and used my buddy LethalFrag's poll at the time to have it made. Still a little short. Still a little short? Not sure what the mathematics are going on right now. It seems to be pretty random with it giving tickets out. Yeah, I think the electronic... How many tickets do you need? Like three, four?
    63:07
    I think we need 2,000. Oh, 2,000? No, that's nothing. So my wife is like really, I don't know if I want to do this. And she is killing it. Yeah, yeah. She is like owning, like let me play. Like she's in this. She's winning.
    63:25
    She can hear me. She's just sucking it up right now, dude. You still do it.
    63:34
    One 10,000 short. We did that on purpose. It's a famski affair. A famski affair. I'm sorry. Do you actually... A famski affair. I'm sorry. Do you actually... Speak like that? Yes. Like all the time? Yeah. I can't control myself. It's unbroken. And it's kind of like, I'm sure it's probably annoying, I write like that too, but it just, I can't control it.
    64:04
    There you go. So, honestly, in retrospect with all of this, I think 8100 would be a challenging, like that's what this probably should be for the jackpot. Like 8 out of 9. Yeah. I think that's a, you have to be significantly good to do that on a regular basis. It's crazy.
    64:25
    All right, keep rolling. You've got like eight minutes. We're just snoozing now. Yeah, sorry about that, Echo. That's because I'm using, the way my cell phone talks to my computer, there's like a three to four second delay.
    64:55
    Ski ball, internet. Ski ball. Poop skis. Alright, folks. Everyone in chat, if you had a ski ball league, what would the name of your ski ball league be? Mine would be Monica Lewinsky
    65:46
    Ski, ski, moto-potos? Ski, ski, I'm a jeep. Skeep, skeep, I'm a jeep. Yeah, that works. Bro. Fundo with hondos? Yo, are you going to start a blog?
    66:16
    Hundo Hunter, hey. Ski Bros. Dude, Brewskis. Can't call it Skeet Skeet? Sure, why not? Skipper... Skipper-Hundyo Brothers.
    66:53
    I would just call it Kevin Wins. It's true. Using ski in the name is probably the equivalent to the pinball wizard thing. I don't think so. I think it's right on brand.
    67:15
    Amy? What is the name of your Ski ball league? Are you on a team? What's your name? The last game I played on Was Look What Ski Made Me Do Inspired by Miss Swift Yeah, Look What You Made Me Do Because the internet Doesn't believe that putting So I don't know We thought as pinball people That putting ski in your name would be kind of cringy But you embrace the crap out of them. Okay. Very much so. Okay. Yep. Getting called out. See? There you go.
    67:53
    Yes, you embrace it. 100%. Look what Skeet made me do. Skeet-a-maloo. There you go. Skeet Ulrich. Gotta know how to laugh yourself.
    68:13
    Great. Eat exquitation. Ball steep. Thanks, Scott. Alright. I think we did it, boys. If all the jackpots were properly given out, we would have won this in half an hour.
    68:39
    I mean, like, people call their pinball teams like Pinsane Clown Posse. uh, like the pin, something else with a pin in it.
    69:06
    It's just sucking up, man those holes are just sucking up the hundo's. I mean, we've definitely got over it. Yeah, we got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got it. Whenever the computers can catch up. Yep.
    69:29
    We got three minutes? There's also, like, these machines have to delegate the tickets to the cards. So he was noticing that it was slow rolling in also. So, ladies and gentlemen.
    69:44
    We got it. Our dudes. We got it. It's time to galvanize. Dude, sucking up the hundies. I want to get that. That's my ringtone.
    70:10
    Is that what you get when you get a... Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do.
    70:24
    30. Oh, man. And they haven't used hardly any of their credits either, which is nuts. Two minutes. We're going to honk the horn. Did we start right at 2.30? It was earlier than 2.30. Or it might have been right at 2.30, I don't know. I forgot to have a timer ready. Yo, Pat's here.
    70:55
    Little does he know. Good. It's just a tick. So I'm going to double check again. How much is one game of skee-ball here? So that's the thing. It's three credits. You start out with 160 credits for $40. So how much is a credit? You get 50 games for... I'm sorry, $40.
    71:32
    50 games for $40. I don't know that math was told to us just then. What BPM does Kevin roll at? Balls per minute?
    71:49
    Alright. Are we going to go check? Let's go check. Well, I got a donut. Doughy round.
    72:14
    There, three of the two meat. Doughnut. In this game, you have to poop in every single hole that is lit up in time to the beat. Someone already left some turds in there.
    72:33
    Alright, let's see what happens. Are we... Kicked out of the place. Look what Ski made me do. So we're looking for about $13,500 to $14,000 on these second two times. Yeah, that's what's up. Yeah, that's what we need. That's what's up.
    73:04
    You got that, Amy? $14,000? Impossible. This should be it. It's got to be over 12, right?
    73:18
    12 and a half. 12 and a half for 13. There it is, folks. Great job. Yo, my man, right here. Dude, Kevin, you're a beast. Amy, great job.
    73:33
    This guy is a monster. I mean, I think you probably are on an 80% to 90% yeah window rate but again Ski League Chicago www.skileague.com we actually play in bars not family fun center but can you bring beer in here yeah well in there there's an actual bar there's a bar in here there's a bar internet we may not be leaving as soon as you think we are yeah well I'm gonna get my toes done oh right And we also have to deliver the machine. So I don't know if anybody from the ski league actually tuned in, but if you did, thank you. Moses, thank you for typing that in chat. This was really cool to be doing this, and thank you to my wife and Kevin for chipping in and really carrying the weight. I started not doing so good. I was getting winded.
    74:26
    I'm hot. I'm sweating. Yeah, you are. This is a lot, actually. This is a ski ball body. Well, let's go look at the prize. there they're open let's go check it out I want to get my toes done too oh plus win chant something dead flip I suck at things metrics of the prizes don't really add up in terms of 30,000 for a $400 table or we could have this sweet sweet car so again what would you check the amazon.com value of each I think I think there's a winner in that battle and it's the ping pong table and this is like this is a real deal yeah this is a real deal ping pong table this is a legit table and again we're gonna go rent a flatbed from Home Depot and roll this on down to Gildas Club Chicago. Are you sure you don't want to buy this dope ass princess sign behind me? I don't see it. Oh yeah actually Kevin that could look good in your apartment. I'm kind of a big deal. I love that sign. I needs it. Cool. Well yeah. Great job guys. some people are gifted. I just want to see their face when you go, yo, thanks for letting us hang out here for an hour. We would like this thing.
    76:04
    This, I don't think it happens every day. Pat's going to go offline for that conversation. Oh, you think so? Yeah. Okay. Internet, I love you. I think we're going to go walk back over there and shut all the gear down, so follow me. What means a jackpot on skeeball is worth $6.66? Yeah. Oh, damn. Wait, did you just do that math for $400, Echo?
    76:40
    So if you need 60 jackpots... So each jackpot is like $6 and... No, I don't know what that is. You need 60. you have 100 games you need 60% of those to win. We were trying to put a dollar value on how much a jackpot is.
    77:05
    Okay, so you can do that. I can't wrap my head around it. Princess Sign would make a good topper for a pinball machine? You're not wrong. What arcade is this? We are at play and spin in Niles, Illinois. Stop on by. Come play all the fun stuff they got here. Can you win tickets on that? I'm sure it's very nominal.
    77:31
    Because that code has existed for a very long time and it is very fine tuned. Yeah, they got all sorts of stuff here. Laser tag. It's nuts. Is there a skee-ball pin? There is not a skee-ball pinball machine. The closest thing would be Comet, maybe?
    77:53
    $400 divided by 60 is 6. So each jackpot is $6.66. That is very satanic. We just did an extra evil thing here today, Internet. Well, I mean, if we looked at it, we paid $80 for two $40 game cards. And Amy brought, I think Amy got a $20 one, So, $100 max.
    78:17
    And we still have credits on some of these. So, yeah, how much do you think you spent today? Like, if you had to do that. I think we totally spent on the cards $100. Okay. But you only used, like, maybe about, like... Didn't use all of it. And we think we earned more than we were credited for.
    78:41
    But, again, coming out ahead. significantly ahead. Hell yeah. All right, Internet. Well, thank you so much for tuning in. I don't know what we're going to do, if we're going to stream tonight or if I'm just going to pack it up so I can leave early in the morning to go to Comic-Con in San Diego tomorrow. So, we'll see. But, Mike? Big thanks to Jack, Deadflip, Deadpool, Deadflip, Skeeball. Thanks. All right, brother. Be good. All right, Internet. I love you. Bye. Ahhhh
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