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Day 4 of IRON MAN BATTLE!! Feb '15 - 2 / 2

Dead Flip·video·25m 18s·analyzed·Feb 9, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip Iron Man tournament Day 4 stream with Chuck Jackson winning, Illinois State Finals preview.

Summary

DeadFlip streams Day 4 of an Iron Man tournament in February 2015, featuring casual pinball gameplay, banter among players, and tournament organization details. The stream culminates with Chuck Jackson winning the tournament undefeated, followed by discussion of upcoming Illinois State Finals streaming plans scheduled for Saturday at 1 p.m.

Key Claims

  • Illinois has top 20 pinball players competing at the state level, with the host currently ranked around number 2 in the world.

    medium confidence · Jack Danger states: 'You get to see us play some of the top 20 people in the world because Illinois is just beast mode all over the frickin' place. And yours truly gets to play currently number, like, two in the world.'

  • Chuck Jackson won the Iron Man tournament without losing a single game.

    high confidence · Jack Danger announces: 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chuck Jackson beat every freaking person here and didn't lose a single time.'

  • DeadFlip will stream the Illinois State Finals with a single camera setup, covering one machine until finals, then moving to the final machine.

    high confidence · Jack Danger explains: 'Economics, we're going to stream the entire state finals, but since We Are Pinball a lowly one camera setup, we're only going to be putting it on one machine until the finals of the finals, and then moving the setup to the final machine.'

  • The Illinois State Finals are scheduled for Saturday at 1 p.m.

    high confidence · Jack Danger states: 'And then Saturday, 1 p.m., kids, the frickin' Illinois State Finals.'

  • DeadFlip will use a wireless microphone for commentary during State Finals streaming.

    high confidence · Jack Danger says: 'And I'm bringing a fancy wireless mic so I can do commentary.'

Notable Quotes

  • “Ladies and gentlemen, Chuck Jackson beat every freaking person here and didn't lose a single time.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:58 — Announces tournament winner with perfect record

  • “You get to see us play some of the top 20 people in the world because Illinois is just beast mode all over the frickin' place.”

    Jack Danger@ 24:20 — Indicates Illinois competitive pinball scene strength

  • “We're going to stream the entire state finals, but since We Are Pinball a lowly one camera setup, we're only going to be putting it on one machine until the finals of the finals.”

    Jack Danger@ 7:08 — Explains streaming infrastructure limitations for State Finals

  • “And then Saturday, 1 p.m., kids, the frickin' Illinois State Finals.”

    Jack Danger@ 24:14 — Provides specific date/time for upcoming tournament broadcast

Entities

Jack DangerpersonChuck JacksonpersonLaura BeesonpersonZach SharppersonBrad Robert T. SmithpersonDan Jerry ThompsonpersonRichie TownsendpersonDeadFlipcompanyWe Are PinballcompanyIron Man BattleeventIllinois State Finalsevent

Signals

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    community_signal: Illinois pinball community characterized as 'beast mode' with top 20 world-ranked players competing locally

    medium · Host states Illinois has top 20 world players and he plays against #2 ranked player at State Finals

  • ?

    event_signal: Illinois State Finals scheduled for Saturday with DeadFlip/We Are Pinball streaming coverage

    high · Jack Danger announces Saturday 1 p.m. Illinois State Finals with streaming plans using wireless mic for commentary

  • ?

    content_signal: DeadFlip acknowledged to have limited single-camera streaming setup requiring strategic positioning for State Finals

    high · Host notes 'We Are Pinball a lowly one camera setup' and plans to move camera from preliminaries to finals

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    competitive_signal: Chuck Jackson won Iron Man tournament with perfect undefeated record on Day 4

    high · Host announces 'Chuck Jackson beat every freaking person here and didn't lose a single time'

Transcript

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0:00
A video conference with this dude tomorrow? Cool. Mitchger. Mitchger! Is it you or Josh? I lost. You're officially out? Out. Also, guess what? He's undefeated and you have a loss, so you have to take this home. Touch up.
0:19
Pinball Stan, is there going to be any commentary play-by-play during the deadflip stream at State? Also, what's up you pinball gangstas? Pinball Stan, is that Stan's howl? Does that stand sweet and sour? What was it? Oh, also we got Uncle C in the back. We got Brad Smith. We got Dan Thompson. Laura Beswan. Good luck, Chet.
0:42
I'm going to do my best to do commentary for the finals, but not during the gameplay. No talking. We're in the finals.
0:50
No, I'm going to wear a leather nameplate. I don't want to be disturbed while I'm playing. Oh, fuck you. I don't want to be disturbed. Right. Like a long back throw. He missed the shot.
1:07
And that's called a break. Stan Sauer's in the chat, ladies and gentlemen. How come he's not here? Because he's there. Why, he's technically there. You're there, you're there, you're there.
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Iron Mangame
Bottom Loungeevent
1:20
Oh! Bounce and clean. Oh, no. Laura, there's a webcam. It picks up a lot. Uh-oh. I don't know if anybody survived that. There's a tilt.
1:46
Oh, there it is. Not a tilt. Oh, that's right. I was on a field trip today. I went to a museum. Did I trick you with that text? Oh, that you're on an airplane? It looked like you were on a freaking airplane. Did you guys know that the museum of science and industry has an airplane in it? I took a picture. I was like, I'm on an airplane in the middle of the school day. Jack was like, what?
2:25
Are you being on a plane? He was like, my girlfriend's on an airplane for some field trips. He said that today. You listen to me? Yeah. I'm sorry. I try to ignore you, but I talk a lot. I tell the kids I have sex with my boys at the end. Oh, there you go. Yancy says, if Jake kicks everyone out early for some reason, you can buy him a Yancy stuff. Hey, sweet. See you soon.
3:23
What? You made the final set of the movie. Doug, Jack, Brad, Stan Sawa. Stan Sawa? Who is an official Deadfoot member now? Love you, Stan. Stan Sawa, nice to meet you. Stan the man? He's this attractive, tall, bald, bearded, amazing guy. I heard all about you and you are so nice. He's got a girlfriend. You don't have to have girlfriends in Deadfoot. It doesn't mean you can't make out with us when we're going on a tournament trip. Oh good, now you tell me. . It was. Oh, . Respect. Oh, not down the middle. Stan . So is he the third? Stan is, what do you mean the third? No, Brad. I just happened to say Brad . He'll be there tonight. Oh. Oh, I wanted to say. You know, actually, I'm surprised Derek's not here right now. Yeah, I wish he was.
4:51
So you can give him a preview of Saturday. Chuck. Are you off the exam? Chuck. Switch. I said there's going to be a lot of good matches. He plays Brad Stark in the finals. There's going to be a lot of good matches.
5:05
Yep. Listen, Brad Stark, I think, has the easiest out of all of us. Yeah, come on. Yeah, probably. He'll get to pick four games. I mean, three games. You know what? He doesn't think he was going to play, but Wordrick actually is probably in chat right now. Did you ever get to meet Jason? We met once. Jason.
5:27
Hey. Jason, where is he? JPW. Chicago's favorite landlord. Everybody loves those apartments. They are beautiful. Oh, the Wordrick Estates.
5:44
They are. They're beautiful. Oh, you got robbed. You got robbed. Doc, you had it all lined up, buddy. That's a good score.
5:53
Dang. Quit. All right, so what I want is... Come on, it's the same face for dead flip. How the hell are you... Bonder is not going to do it. I have to get bogeys with a multiball and just bogey out. Economics, thanks for coming, buddy. Yeah, we got a lot of kids here because we have a big tournament nearby. That the only way this is going to happen folks Shit Shit
6:24
Shit. The hand cramps causing the shits. Oh, there you go. Get it, guys! That's not a thing. I had Iron Man fast scoring and bogeys. All I wanted was a multi-ball. Are you defeated? Stop with it. Ladies and gentlemen, Chuck Jackson beat every freaking person here and didn't lose a single time. Thank you. This is how state's going to go. I hope so. Economics, we're going to stream the entire state finals, but since we are a lowly one camera setup, we're only going to be putting it on one machine until the finals of the finals, and then moving the setup to the final machine.
7:24
And I'm bringing a fancy wireless mic so I can do commentary. Or just talk all sexy like T. Man, baby. Well, now put your name on it. Talk dirty to me. Are you going to talk dirty to me? I need to concentrate in the worst way. I really do. Well, once you're out that first game, I'll fuck you. There is no out first game in the state finals. Well, not first game. It's best to play. Yes, yes, exactly. So you get to lose four times.
7:58
Sure, super jackpot and a ball stuck. Isn't that beautiful? Ooh, two balls. My bad. Yeah, there you go. There's only... Alright, now it's Chuck versus Chuck. Chuck has the biggest score tonight so far. Chuck, now you have to put in a two-player game and play yourself.
8:18
Oh, ripped off. Oh. Chuck is a better pinball player than everyone here. He's taller than everyone here, including me. He's far more attractive than any person in this place.
8:40
You guys should pimp the screen in the IFBA Pinside thread tomorrow before all the weekday warriors log off. You are correct.
8:49
Okay, how much money did I win there? Yeah, all right, take all the cash that people bought in with and it's all yours. All right, excellent. Whatever beer is in the fridge. You doing this again or what? It's only 7 o'clock. Um, actually, uh, we don't know if he's going to have pizza. Colin speculated he's not going to bring any food, so I'm going to go take a ride and try to place the party. Are you going to go early? I mean, it's a good walking. Honestly, I don't think the park is close to it. But it's church or it's walking condition, right? Yes, yes. Oh!
9:24
We walked to Diggy John's and it was like surfing through. Well, you can get into the parking lot another time. I mean, you can get into that parking lot and get off the side of the building. Well, if you go...
9:39
We'll just play... Jaded on his phone. What's up, buddy? Somebody wants to play until I lose. Oh, God.
9:50
Oh, God. You don't have to lose the person. It depends on whether or not you... Yeah, we don't know if it's downstairs or upstairs. It better be upstairs. Did they get up? That hill upstairs closed? Well, it was closed because Who's beer? Is that Snick?
10:15
I've been everywhere, man. Folks, should we play more or should we get the hell out of here? I'll leave it up to you guys.
10:24
If you got places to be, so do we. Just Thursday night is supposed to be free, right? Yes. Uh, Yancy, if you want to start a thread on the IFPA Pinside Thread, and then I'll start a thread separately, I think that, uh, the double hype might help. So did you bet on me today, Yancy? You know what? So it's a piece. I think the only price of gold for you is coming to the kill. Whoever that is was the wise choice. Who's gonna do the white stance for the dead stance?
11:05
I got here and I'm stuck studying for a few more hours. Whatever's good. What? Who cares? Go ahead. We're just doing, uh, no more tournament. We're just beating the crap out of each other.
11:17
What happened, buddy? I hit the ACDC button! To save the game? I hit my secret jetpack! Oh you nerd Beeson you're in this wait, where'd you get that sexy shirt from?
11:42
Yeah, you are Alright, so Laura's in this and you guys are going to be completely astounded at how incredible of a pinball player she is. Alright, you're up, B. Beer in the cup holder? Clean. So, by the way, you obviously know that blinking is a pressure. So it always goes in the left one? There's no special skill shot when you come in? The skill shot is go through the blinking. Yeah. And it always goes through the left one. Oh. Awesome. And then what you going to shoot for is just try to ramp out really There are two blippers Oh get the fuck out of here Don hit the kids
12:43
Does he have more than two clips? Oh, ball two. Yeah, he's got a game. There you go. Nice. Too much momentum. You could have held that one.
13:05
All right. Really good. Look at this. Not too far from me, though. Not well. What'd she get? About a million away.
13:16
Top half of her head. She's shorty. Yeah, I should tilt that down. Play it, Richard. I'm not used to that. I don't know.
13:29
The stream can't see Laura's head. That should be better. Here I am. I think Andy is the shortest guest we normally have. Absolutely. I've been on a couple of times. Raise your hand if you remember me. Raise your hand? Raise your hand if you remember the hippie smudge in Himalayan sea salt. I've never talked about it. Spoken like a true smuggler. Hands up if you have something on your head if you're listening. What? That's not a thing. Oh, yeah, it is. Devil horns, if you... Is that a thing? No, it's a thing. Hey, Frank. Uh, Dave? Where is our boy?
14:11
Can I get you that? Ooh. So we have a terrible game of pinball going on right now. I thought you said I was doing really good. No, you've gotten close to me. We're all doing really bad.
14:30
Checking the coin door. Checking your coin door, bro. Terrible game of pinball or a regular game of Ironman. Nobody knows. We shoot, and then Dan doubling our scores.
15:07
Whoa. Dan clearly has not had enough alcohol. Everybody has a million on ball one. This is better than a lot of their earlier games. Oh.
15:19
Dude, three. Holy sharts. Nicely done. All right, so I have Monger. So we're going to beat up Monger. I have to hit him five more times.
15:36
And you want to... You don't want to hit him directly. You want to graze it off of him. Can you even see me? Oh, that camera.
15:43
Swift. So I missed. Man, I've had some beer tonight, kids. All right, Beacon, get in there. Hold on, let me make sure I can see you.
15:54
Get up to the game. Show your boobs. Oh, fuck. All right, you're great. That glitch actually got caught in the next one. It's out of control and I'm not sure what it is.
16:18
Get ready to flip. Ah! That's not what I wanted. Cleaner! Cleaner, weiner. Is it done? I know, it's safe. That's two point... yeah, there you go. You're done. Alright, Rich A? Here you go, free kids!
16:45
Motherhand! Shit. Excuse me, sorry internet. Donate to kids, man. I need the kids. Ooh, I got Iron Man going. Let's see.
16:58
Oh, since I already have drums going, I'm going to... 48 million was your score, you know? No, but I'm right on drums.
17:04
48's a good score, brother. No? Yeah, you're right, brother. So we're all, except for Dan, increasing by 1 million every month.
17:15
We'll see. Are you jealous of those scores right now? Yes, I am. I couldn't do that all night. Come on, get that local score. I'm sorry.
17:27
Cute. Yesterday I did. Yeah. Yesterday was a trip. Dominating the team. God damn. Dominate the kids. Now maybe, can I join your team this year? Or just this year? Do you want to? Do you literally want to join our team?
17:53
Get out of here, Chuck. You're banned. I was starting already. I was starting to get in their head. You're banned.
18:04
That's how I beat Jack in the playoff. Getting in my head? I got his head. You also confused me with saying, like, oh, they won already. We're tied. No, I thought we were tied. I thought Jack actually lost. Yeah, we did.
18:19
The way he walked away, I thought he lost. You have a chance to win this. Hold on. Are you ready? You've hit Iron Monger enough that all you have to hit is one of these purple shots to bring him up, beat the crap out of him, hit him six times, and multi-bump. Okay. Now what color is this? Purple. What color is that? Purple. Is that purple or is it pink? Purple. It's a red or purple? It's purple. This does turn pink. Crystal was right. That does at some point turn purple. Are you a hyper color Do you have an extra cone in your eye See that extra color I have a cone on my head sometimes You got an extra cone Alright Alright B I don't know, B.B., cause to me this is Dr. Purple. See the middle went pink. Nice. Beautiful. Beat him up. What? Empty? Now? No, it doesn't. Yeah, empty always.
19:25
Except for when he first wondered. We're talking about the in-lights. The light, yeah. Oh, shit, fuck. Whoa, join the kids.
19:34
There are seven-year-olds that watch the stream, Laura Beeson. Don't say my full name. Laura Beeson of Sextown.
19:45
Don't say my full name. That's how you get people to Google you. You want to text her, Laura B. at Hotmail.com. At Hotmail.com. All right, so Laura has beat me. Easy, easy, easy. You're good. Stop. Stop shaking it. You just smoked.
20:04
Smoked everybody. Okay, see everybody in a little bit. You're currently winning. I'm 12, and what is this?
20:15
Beer snobbery. Later, Chuck. You there? Yeah. Go do that. All right. Let's see if I can get multi ball going here. Not multi. Oh, come on. Going for one machine. We've got to play one game and go with that. OK. I'm getting filthy hammered. I need to go . Put it back here. Let's see if this works. Oh, you blew the crotch out of your jeans?
20:48
My man, how you doing buddy? You ready to go to bottom line? Yep. This is Zach. What? Ahhh! I promise I didn't... You're on a war machine like ready. Laura, by the way, you just smoked Richie. And you smoked me. I had one machine ready. I have three more questions. Keep it down. All right. We're playing one more. You ready?
21:32
The double match is real, kids. We're playing one more game, then we've got to get the hell out of here.
21:40
But we're going to play with a handicap. All right. Papa, I need you. Talk to the internet. Alright, guys. He's in the in lane.
22:03
Blowing up the stuff. He's going to get monger. He's got to hit it two more, three more sets. What's that called?
22:14
That's an out lane and a drain. A drain. Yeah. So we got the skill shot again. There you go. Keep commentating. All right. Where are the pop bumpers right now? Looks like the pop bumpers were loving him right there.
22:29
Oh, an unfortunate drain on the out lane. My man. Cool mill and a half coming with his bonuses. Damn bonuses. So, oh, he's super close to getting monger. He's all set up. Just got to hit once more and then up one of the ramps. No, the ramp doesn't matter. Whatever is lit. It's really hard to play like that. I'm keeping you focused. There we go. Monger is lit. Beat him up. You got him off the ball. Just beat him up. You got this. I hope you get a higher score than you. She's giving commentary. Oh. That's good.
23:17
Unfortunate. All right. I know. You're good. That's a new character in Mortal Kombat X. JD, 300 away from Grand Theft Auto. Why don't you do it? I didn't do it. That's good. It's fun.
23:33
Oh, God. All right, folks. Internet, thanks for coming. Today's been day four. Thanks to Laura Beeson, Richie Townsend, Zach Landois. We got Dan Thompson. We got Brad Smith. Chuck Jackson won the whole damn tournament. I'm your host, Jack Danger, and I got my butt spanked tonight. We're heading to Bottom Lounge, so if you're in Chicago, there is a party tonight. There might be pizza. I don't know. There's at least tater tots. For free? No. Oh. You can buy tater tots there. Doesn't matter. Thanks again for coming. Again, we have one more day on Iron Man. And then Saturday, 1 p.m., kids, the frickin' Illinois State Finals. We are streaming it. You get to see us play some of the top 20 people in the world because Illinois is just beast mode all over the frickin' place. And yours truly gets to play currently number, like, two in the world. It's going to suck. Or be fun. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I'll see you guys tomorrow. I love you. Good night. It's 721.
24:44
Have a good night. Laura, say goodbye to everybody. Enjoy your night. That's it. That's all I got. Great one.
24:56
Great one, Laura. Laura? Are you going to involve yourself? How about you? I almost want to play. Like, really? I know it's a trick. I'm not good at this.
25:13
Like, oh yeah, I've got to get it up there.