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Blam Strokers Dracuuuya!. #Pinball #Streaming 10/23/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 46m·analyzed·Oct 26, 2015
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Dracula pinball while hungover; discusses hangover recovery, streaming gear, and pinball game design.

Summary

Jack Danger streams Bram Stoker's Dracula pinball on DeadFlip while hungover after a previous night of heavy drinking and karaoke. The stream features casual gameplay, banter about hangover cures, discussion of streaming equipment and cameras, mentions of Free Play Florida (November), and commentary on various pinball machines and design philosophy. Brad Stark joins for gameplay competition.

Key Claims

  • We Are Pinball was approaching 5,000 followers during the stream

    high confidence · Direct statement about follower count and countdown goal mentioned multiple times

  • Jack Danger considers buying The Simpsons pinball machine if they hit 5,000 subs, despite internet backlash

    high confidence · Jack states 'if I 1,000 subs you would buy The Simpsons' and discusses willingness to pay for restoration

  • Jack Danger deleted previous stream VODs to prevent evidence of drunk behavior

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'I deleted the VODs. I deleted them and they are gone forever'

  • Free Play Florida event occurs in November

    high confidence · Jack confirms 'November' when asking about Free Play dates and mentions November aligns with sister's birthday

  • Jack Danger prefers AC/DC over Avatar (James Cameron's Avatar) but acknowledges lack of upper playfield games in recent years

    medium confidence · Jack expresses preference: 'I like the AC/DC more than the Avatar, personally' and notes missing upper playfield variety

  • Roger Sharpe poster prints are being sold, associated with Pinball EDU foundation for autism awareness

    high confidence · Discussion of Joe selling posters of Roger Sharpe painting; foundation mentioned as focusing on autism and pinball for kids

  • Jack Danger plans to travel with pinball machines more in coming months

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'I'm going to try to do a lot more traveling with our pinball in the next few months'

Notable Quotes

  • “The Wizard needs pizza badly. Jack Danger needs food badly. Jack Danger is about to die.”

    Jack Danger@ 13:32 — Self-deprecating humor about hunger while streaming hungover

  • “It's what plants crave. My man. Hair the dog, though.”

    Jack Danger / Brad Stark@ 6:23 — Discussion of hangover remedies; 'hair of the dog' reference

  • “I've got that wife, though. You know what I'm saying? That don't keep away the hot grills, though. I still chase them.”

    Jack Danger@ 11:01 — Crude personal commentary; shows casual tone of stream

  • “When I tune into streams where it's just dark and grunky and just not fun to look at... A good cam don't make a stream anyway, so get a $10 cam to start with.”

    Jack Danger / Chat participant@ 23:10 — Discussion of streaming equipment quality vs. budget constraints

  • “If you've got $1,000 and you want us to sign it for you and send it to you, we can make it happen.”

    Jack Danger@ 23:26 — Response to chat asking about selling playfields behind stream

  • “I haven't played pinball in almost a month. Whoa, Jared. You better get on that, buddy.”

    Jack Danger@ 24:45 — Chat member Jared mentioned as not having played pinball recently

  • “That's why you gotta get one in the home, man. Keep on the home. You can play whenever you want.”

Entities

Jack DangerpersonBrad StarkpersonBram Stoker's DraculagameDeadFliporganizationWe Are PinballorganizationFree Play FloridaeventPinball EDUorganizationRoger SharpepersonThe Simpsons (Pinball)

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip streaming with active chat participation and follower growth milestone; community approaching 5,000 followers

    high · Multiple references to follower count, sub countdown, and chat interaction throughout stream

  • ?

    community_signal: Geographic pinball community hub indicated in Chicago area with access to multiple classic games (KISS, Walking Dead, Funhouse, Twilight Zone); active tournament/competitive scene implied

    medium · References to playing KISS locally, Walking Dead, Tournament play with Brad Stark, multiple machines available at streaming venue

  • ?

    community_signal: Pinball EDU foundation (autism awareness) supported through community fundraising via Roger Sharpe poster sales by community member Joe

    high · Discussion of Joe's foundation and poster sales; Jack acknowledges it as 'rad' initiative for kids with autism

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Discussion of pinball scoring system arbitrariness; lack of standardized point values across manufacturers noted as design choice rather than constraint

    medium · Chat discussion: 'Why is there no standard for the amount of points a table gives? It's all arbitrary, man. Like, it's just whatever the designer wanted.'

  • ?

    event_signal: Free Play Florida confirmed for November with Jack Danger planning attendance and VIP room already booked

    high · Jack confirms November date, mentions VIP room already reserved, indicates strong interest in attending

Transcript

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0:00
Email. Buffline? Is there anybody like already there? Like waiting? There's typically people in the chat.
0:07
Like there's uh... Yeah. There's still people in there. People hanging out, holding tight. Making dinner. Is there a reason for some Friday night drinking? I will not be drinking anymore than what I have in my hand.
0:25
I can't uh... I can't handle it. Let's check the dashboard here. I don't want to see this. Blame Stroker. Blame Stroker's Draculia. No, hell no. We are 140 Fallas away from 5,000. It's over 5,000. We're about to hit over 5,000. sub countdown 5,000 oh you need a follower countdown I would love 5,000 subs let's do a sub follower to 5,000 guys you wouldn't believe how close we are to 5,000 subs if we get 5,000 subs if I got 1,000 subs you would buy Simpsons and I think I will officially deal with the internet backlash if we had 5,000 subs yeah because that's like worth it? $10,000 a month that you're making up for being a streamer. So, yeah. Screw you guys. I don't give a crap. I'll smash this into the game and then I'll pay someone to restore it. Exactly. I'm giving someone a job here. Yeah. Call him in on this. You're a job creator. Right. Yeah. Small business. Dylan, what's up, buddy? Guys, sorry about last night. That was... Sorry, not sorry. That was embarrassing.
1:52
Hash brown. Hashtag. Heft Brown, not sorry. You look good, Stark. You look real good. You're a League of Legends hoodie? Yeah.

Jack Danger@ 25:49 — Advocacy for home pinball ownership

  • “You just have to hit enough targets while it's counting down. Like bat scoring?”

    Jack Danger@ 34:32 — Rules explanation for Dracula's bat-related scoring mechanics

    • game
    Shannonperson
    Jon Heyperson
    Jaredperson
    AC/DC (game)game
    James Cameron's Avatar (pinball)game
    KISS (pinball)game
    Walking Dead (pinball)game
    Funhouse (pinball)game
    Twilight Zone (pinball)game
    Theatre of Magic (pinball)game
    Medieval Madness / Heavy Metal Meltdowngame
    Coorsproduct
    Goose Island Breweryorganization
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    market_signal: Jack Danger indicating willingness to travel with pinball machines for content creation in coming months

    medium · Direct statement: 'I'm going to try to do a lot more traveling with our pinball in the next few months'

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger considering major merchandise acquisition (Simpsons pinball) contingent on streaming milestone, indicating investment in home collection

    medium · If 5,000 subs hit: 'you would buy The Simpsons and I think I will officially deal with the internet backlash'

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Jack expressing preference for established titles (AC/DC) over newer releases (Avatar); concern about lack of upper playfield innovation in recent games

    medium · Jack: 'I like the AC/DC more than the Avatar, personally... I want to play the Avatar most. I like upper playfields... You know what we don't have in the past few years? A nice game with an upper playfield.'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Streaming setup experiencing technical difficulties with camera color correction after addition of fourth camera

    high · Jack states 'I have to plug the cameras in in a certain order to be able to color correct that. And since I added a fourth camera, it shifted everything around.'

    • 2:08
    It's warm. Oh, your hoodie? Yeah. Jack, good timing. I had almost decided to try doing some work. Bullet dodge.
    2:18
    Paul, my man. Good to see you, buddy. Nice to see you. Mm-hmm. Welcome. Welcome, Internet. You know, I did so much crap while I was drunk last night. I was hating on this red light, but I need to know that it's working. I reached a turning point, I think, in the past month, where I've just decided that I no longer have any desire to get blackout drunk anymore. That's fair. That is fair. At least I shouldn't. I'm an adult. shouldn't is good. I love the process of getting blackout drunk. What's your name? Jack, my man. You survived.
    2:59
    Barely. What up? Spam is hoobie. Folks, I looked at my email today, and we got a lot of new followers.
    3:13
    It all happened when I was not really here last night. So, 12 million followers, thank you for coming. This is what the real show is like, except for I'm just a little more hungover than usual.
    3:28
    We're going to be good, though. Am I singing? No, that looks good. That looks real good.
    3:40
    Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming back. I apologize if I scared you off. Blam strokers. Yeah, I was pretty wasted.
    3:53
    Yeah, it's called Blam Strokers, right? I don't know. That's what it was called last night. Hey, bud, how's your head feeling after last night? Tyler, the hangover cure for jet danger is at least an hour bathroom time. Order some chile quiles, plenty of iced coffee. It's a Mexican breakfast. Yeah. It's essentially tortilla chips that have been mixed in with eggs and sausage and beans and cheese and... Salsa. Like, probably, typically a verde salsa. Mole sometimes. And it just turns into this, like, sort of crunchy, sort of mushy, beautiful mess that just settles your stomach down. Basically a Mexican sadness bowl. You need your shades, Jack. You look like death. Oh, I do need my shades. Sounds like the perfect gear. It's incredible. Yeah, it's kind of like Miegas.
    4:52
    Yeah, Miegas. It's similar. Absolutely. Miegas is a little bit more forgiving about what's in it, because everybody, it's like, everyone's grandma has their own Miegas recipe. I literally had that this morning. Huevos, rancheros, and Gatorade for me. See, the whole electrolytes bandwagon thing, I tried that for a while. The thing is, there's like a taste to Gatorade that doesn't sit well in my stomach. Yeah, there's something there that my tummy does not agree with. So I just end up chugging like red or green Gatorade, and then 20 minutes later, I'm staining the toilet bowl red or green. Christmas colors. Welcome to Christmas. Happy holidays. We're going to try to do Well, hold on I've got to ask Gavin where his Monster Bash is So I can go set up the stream there Because I'd like to go stream Monster Bash In honor of Halloween But it's got It's got what bodies need You've got to give them water Like from the toilet Are you tired of drinking Coors? Guys, I was cleaning up the cans. Here's how tired of Coors I am. I'm still drinking it. There was 14 empty Coors cans right here.
    6:16
    I drank a little too much last night. I think you got up to like a dozen delicious sodas. It's got what plants crave. My man.
    6:28
    Hair the dog, though. You know what's good about Coors? I mean, I'm a craft beer kind of guy. Yeah. But what's good about Coors and Pabst and all those kind of beers is that you can drink a billion of them and not be sick of them. Yeah. They go down easy. Yeah. They're not super abrasive like a lot of the more craft beers are. Right. If you got super wasted last night on IPAs, you would not want an IPA day either. Right. If I would have drank a handful of, like, anti-heroes, I would be, I don't think I'd be alive right now.
    7:03
    Um, it was out of control. Yeah. Welcome to the Hangover Podcast with Jack and Brad. On today's episode, Jack tries not to throw up, and then we play some Dracula.
    7:17
    I live 20 minutes from the Coors plant in Golden, Colorado. Get some banquet. Hmm. Banquet's the business, man. It's got a cute little bottle that it comes in.
    7:30
    I think we're down to, like, what, three subs left for the giveaway? I got to check. I think we're three away.
    7:40
    Because a lot of people were subbing last night when I was mid-Batman mask, baseball bat karaoke-ing.
    7:50
    Life choices, ladies and gentlemen. Life choices. PBR is my go-to beer because it's literally the cheapest beer here. Except it's getting expensive. It is. They've raised the price. It's too hip. They've realized that it's the hipster beer. They're like, raising the price.
    8:07
    Yeah. The new hotness is schlitz. Drinking Coors when you get to Goose Island there. In fact, Goose Island, ladies and gentlemen, is about four blocks that way. It is right there. And we've got the Supreme Hookup over there, too, if we needed, like, an emergency Goose Island. But that's like your experiment place now, isn't it? Yeah, well, all the stuff like Honkers, 312, IPA, anything that comes in six packs doesn't get made here in Chicago. Okay, this is like the Matilda. This is the big guys. The ladies, they call them Matilda. Sophie.
    8:42
    They also do the Bourbon County. Actually, I could go for a Bourbon County right now. It's still on my tummy. Yeah. Big John, their barley wine. Hmm, haven't had that. Yeah. Do they do a sour beer? They do a bunch of sour beers, yeah. Madam Rose is a sour beer. I need sour beer from them.
    9:01
    It's good. Brad Stark's IPA ranking right now, folks, is 666. 666? Mark of the Devil. That's why I have no long hair.
    9:11
    Got that. 666. Not an SC yet. It's still 75 cents a can there. Nice. I remember like four or five years ago, I went to Milwaukee, and I went to this bar,
    9:26
    and I forget what it was called, but you ordered this thing. It was like, give me the, who cares what it is. And the guy takes a PBR, slams it in front of you, cracks it open, and leaves the tab up a little bit, pours a shot of Jameson next to it, sticks an unlit cigarette in the hole of the beer can, and gives you a single Strike Anywhere match. And that's what you got for five bucks. And I was like, take the shot, drink some beer, light the cigarette, freaking heaven. Like, it was amazing. Just like heaven. And now it's not a thing anymore. Folks, I was so hungover I didn't have time to do my hair this morning. Right.
    10:07
    Oh, yeah. Also, I'm sure it was illegal, too. You can't sell individual cigarettes. Yeah. You can't sell, but you can't, I don't think you can sell cigarettes in a bar, right? I'm going to guess not. For him to say it sounds like dinner. Yeah, dude. Good old dinner. Milwaukee.
    10:26
    Milwaukee is the business. My neighbor's to the north. Oh, B, yeah. Was that with you? When we went to that place and they put a cigarette in the beer, and they're like, shot of JMO, beer, cigarette, five biscuits.
    10:40
    What up, Ding Dong and Brad? What up, Snowboarder? They give them away. Ding dong and Brad. That's yet another radio show that we need to host. Ding dong in the start.
    10:52
    Oh, that was you. Okay. I get memories mixed up with different ladies. Sorry, ladies. I got that wife, though. You know what I'm saying?
    11:04
    That don't keep away the hot grills, though. I still chase them. They still chase them. I think it's how it goes. Anyway, good evening pinheads and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is Friday. It's freaking Friday.
    11:22
    Tomorrow's the freaking weekend. We're going to have us some fun. We're going to have us some fun, ladies and gentlemen.
    11:29
    We're going to play some Bram Stoker's Dracula today. Today is potentially Brad's last day here. How late did you stream yesterday?
    11:37
    Midnight? Yeah, very long. Wrong, that's music. So yeah, we're going to battle. I have to be here at 8 o'clock in the morning tomorrow for a friend's wedding. All the brides and bridesmaids, well, bride, singular, and the bridesmaids will be here having their hair done or something. So depending on when the actual wedding starts and if I'm allowed to walk around,
    12:06
    you might get a bright and early pinball stream tomorrow, folks. We'll play for a bit. What would you buy? We're going to stay on BSD. I want to give Bram Stokers its full week. So Sunday I also have to be here to show some people around. So I will be here Sunday playing pinball as well. Time is up in the air. But we'll see. Did I just hear bridesmaids? I'm in. Wow, that's my man. That's the thing. They won't need this room, right? To change? No, they can change. I'll just tell them I will not look and they can stay back here and we just won't see that they're on the internet Right
    12:48
    I think I think this is a we got a plan here Shannon good to see you buddy. Hope you're well. Hope you're feeling better
    12:55
    Okay, does anyone know off the top of their head how many subs we got Yeah, this will this will Um, this will tell me, one, two, three, four.
    13:17
    So I think we're like three away. Bonus trims! Oh my god. Guys. Guys, I need, guys I need pizza. Wizard needs pizza badly. Danger needs food badly. Danger is about to die.
    13:39
    Oh, hell yeah, Shannon. Wait, when is free play? November? Free play Florida? I kind of want to go to that.
    13:50
    Still playing with one eye? Shannon, that's some pro stuff. That's probably better. Yeah, one eyeball.
    13:58
    Now, playing with one hand is probably better. Did Jack ladder dance last night? I couldn't. I purposefully locked the camera onto the ladder.
    14:09
    so that I couldn't ladder dance. 20 to 22. Oh, November. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like my sister's birthday. You were dancing with a bat. You hit the sprinkler with it at one point.
    14:28
    Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. What? Whoops. That's pretty bad, right? That shouldn't be at that angle. Oh, no, I hit it from this direction. Okay. No, that's... I'm thinking about that, yeah. No, we're good. Oh, great. Okay.
    14:48
    Drake beer through Rolling Stones? What does that even mean? Fell on the floor a few times. Oh, did you pour beer through one of the holes in your play field? Well, how did I get around it? You poured it through a hole. But it's way back here. So you must have grabbed it. There's no water. If I did it, I did it. Oh.
    15:10
    There. No, I don't see it, but I'm having memories of this now. Furry, thank you for...
    15:22
    Listen, I don't want to hear this crap. Poposloth, good to see you, bud. Hot potato. Remember the part when he dropped Trow and took a dump in the Simpsons cabinet? No, I don't already smell like that.
    15:37
    It's for sale, by the way. Yeah, right? You picked it up, held it in front of you, poured beer through one of the holes. Yo, does anyone want to buy that thing? 100 bucks. You can have it. That brand new freaking Rolling Stones play field.
    15:55
    I need 50. Really? Yeah. So you can sell it for 100? Monica's going to hang it up. Yeah. I'm probably just going to hang it up, too. Or I might...
    16:06
    Let's see. I got to start building those light boxes. I keep talking about it. You know what you should do. What? Just sand it down.
    16:14
    That's what I was thinking, and that's why I asked for it. But it's, I don't know. JD, were you drunk again, you vandal? I'm just more than drunk, my friend. I will donate if you want to come out.
    16:28
    Jack, let me know if you're coming to free play. Shannon, I think I'm definitely going to try. So if that's in November, Can somebody send me a... That's fine.
    16:40
    Can somebody private message me the information to FreePlay Florida so I can put it on my calendar? I'd like to be ready. That's a lot of Diet Coke. Oh, wait. Yeah. I got my room in VIP already. Oh, hell yeah.
    16:57
    Twitch VODs records what silly things you do. I deleted the VODs. I deleted them and they are gone forever. They are gone forever. So don't sweat it.
    17:08
    You got to do... Oh, God. So many kids. You got to donate to, like, a lot of kids. I think you just sponsored a local.
    17:20
    Yep. Hey, Jack, I found a KISS local to play. Yeah, KISS is tough, man. It's, uh, if you're trying to do specific things, like, that right ramp is a pain in the biscuit. And shooting through the pops?
    17:32
    Yeah, that's hard. Shannon, private message me on, like, Dead Club's Facebook, or you can PM me here.
    17:42
    Private message me. This is a board machine, right? Yeah, I think so. He likes that. He really likes that through the popover shot. That's on, like, half of his games. Yeah. You've got Walking Dead, Kiss, Toronto. But that was notoriously, was it Lawler's shot? Yeah, I mean Lawler has it in Funhaus and Addams Family and Twilight Zone. Some guy was trying to troll you with KKK stuff and you shut him down hard. Oh, hell yeah. What you know? Get out of here. Punk.
    18:19
    KKK. Bunch of tools. I can never make it through the pop-up. You've got to be perfect. Yeah. There's no way because it can't graze off of anything. It's going to just go nuts. Yeah, you're done. Alright, so Brad's here to battle. We're gonna fight. Maybe we'll keep track of this one. Yeah. Oh yeah, a little slap fighting. One of these. Maybe some of these. Yeah, let's keep track. A little bit of this. Let's keep track. Let's get the people at home. Here, let's... Do you see a sharpie anywhere? I see a pet thing. That red thing? They have sharpies too. Oh, cool. Thanks, brother. Take it off. Take care, buddy.
    18:59
    Can I post the link? Gutshot, yeah, you're a sub, dude. You get to do whatever the crap you want. Gutshot, yeah, my boy Joe Saeed is the dude that runs that raffle every time. He does it once a month. Every time.
    19:15
    Every time. Got to post it. Every time. Good luck if you do the raffle. Also, Joe is selling those posters. Oh, right. See that? Yeah. Those are pretty cool. The prints. Prince. Yeah, of the painting of Roger Sharp. The famous Roger Sharp. Yeah, that's really cool. It's really cool. Good shot. Yeah, thanks for posting that, dude. I'm sure Joe would appreciate that you're spreading that around.
    19:40
    Joe's a great guy. And he has his own foundation called Pinball EDU, which focuses on autism. And it's pretty rad. Yeah, Prince. You know, triple ring. So utilizing and doing things with pinball for kids. Yeah, and it works out pretty well. You also modded Bit?
    20:01
    Um... I really have to... Okay. Well, I could trust Bitwise not to be a ding-dong. I think. Bitwise, if you're here, you better not be a freaking ding-dong. You can always take it away.
    20:15
    Oh, yeah, I'm mod. Yeah. Um... The blue... room. You got it, alright. What does it say? No, this is just, I have to plug the cameras in in a certain order to be able to color correct that. Okay. And since I added a fourth camera, it shifted everything around. Feeling lucky that I won't be able to, that I'll be able to play GeoTeach tomorrow. Oh, dude, that's awesome. You know what? I really, really like Game of Thrones, guys. It's fast, it's fun. I like the, I like the Pro more than the LE, personally.
    20:52
    I don't know. I kind of, I want to play the LE most. I like upper playfields. I'm not saying anything bad about it, Ellie. I'm just saying I feel the pro was cooler. And I know everyone likes to talk about flow and stuff, but we got flow for days, guys. We've had Star Trek. We've had KISS really flowy. You know, we've got a lot of flow, flowy games. All these Steve Ritchie games are the best games. Yeah, I miss Iron Man. You know what we don't have in the past few years? A nice game with an upper playfield. so I'm excited that's true that's very true thanks for the host buddy good for variety yeah Jet what do you think of my idea where you put C920 cam with a tripod and subship between themselves to stream their pins you mean I will ship you a camera with a tripod and when you're done with it they're going to ship it somewhere and when they're done with it they're going to ship it somewhere yeah I think shipping that is going to cost you more than anything. I don't know, man. And honestly, I don't know. How do you feel about trusting people with a, what is that, $75 camera for just being for $5? Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. I think you guys might be better off building your own rigs. I'm going to be putting together something soon to help you guys make your own rigs. As cheap as possible, but something that could still live for a while. We're twins! Okay. You ready to go down? I am. We'll get a practice game in to feel it out. Yeah. And then we'll see. That will not be for zero points. We'll see how she goes. Zero points. For zero points. For zero points, who is Jack Danger's mom? Mama Danger. Mama Danger! Mamba Danger. Mamba Danger. Mamba? Like the snake. Yeah. MomFlick and DeathFlick. Honestly, I've never been able to figure that out. I think MomFlick is great. I haven't been able to figure this out. Alright.
    23:01
    You ready? Yeah. A good cam don't make a stream anyway, so get a $10 cam to start with. Okay, here's the thing though, man. When I tune into streams where it's just dark and grunky and just not fun to look at...
    23:18
    We are not going to sell the playfields behind us. Wait, is someone asking? Yeah, that's what he asked. Well, I guess it depends on how much you're offering. If you've got $1,000 and you want us to sign it for you and send it to you, we can make it happen.
    23:33
    But don't go... There's nobody fun with this. The start button's always been tricky. There you go. I got this.
    23:40
    Yo, Robbie Walker, what's up, bud? Good to see you, dude. Robbie Walker, thanks for coming. Say that. Papa Sloth, thank you for posting your... ball. What is wrong with me? Rock and roll. Thank goodness. Pinball Joe, what's up, dude?
    24:05
    Gutshot there just posted the link to your next raffle. Good to see you, champ. Thanks When are you coming back to Chicago, dude?
    24:18
    Wait, what's with the danger hate, Joe? We got beef already, man? We got beef already? Potential tickle.
    24:35
    Good grief, what is happening? Good grief. First week of December. Right on. I haven't played pinball in almost a month. Whoa, Jared. You better get on that, buddy.
    24:54
    That means the fan. Three flexes. Wide world of pinball. We are using C920s. And I believe we are two or three different brand new subs away from giving WatchTaxi and I Tony away. Josh, let's play for $100 when we get there. That's trash.
    25:23
    Joe, I love you, buddy. I'm just razzing your daffle. I can go without that other thing longer than without pinball. Really? I don't know what that other thing is.
    25:36
    You know that other thing. Girl, you know that other thing. You mean that other, other thing. Nailed it.
    25:49
    That's why you gotta get one in the home, man. Keep on the home. You can play whenever you want. Yep. Man, I got some slow eyes right now. Holy crap. Yeah? Y'all can get around. Self-love? What does that mean?
    26:08
    Said I love you, Joe. I love myself, too. Oh, right. He's talking about spasticity. Olaf, what's that, bud? Self-esteem. You have to love yourself before you can love anyone else.
    26:28
    Oh, you short little nutty piece of the crap flippers. Alright, ball three. Baja blast. Ball three, Brad. Ball three, blast. Get in line, get in line. Alright. Yes, excellent.
    26:49
    Derek, that's awesome, dude. Get stalled. I was there. I don't need no cheating. Love yourself. Just don't love yourself.
    27:02
    So fam, I'm going to try to do a lot more traveling with our pinball in the next few months. Don't knock him just because he's short.
    27:22
    Oh baby. Wrap it up. Make money, money, make money, money. Come on, is that three? Did I get three? I don't think I did. Three what?
    27:49
    Castles. Your ass was my score. Or not castles. Trips? Oh, yeah. Coffin. Come to Rotterdam in Netherlands. Olaf, if you can fly me to the Netherlands and put me up, I'll come out there in a heartbeat. That's not a joke.
    28:08
    If you pay for it, I'll do it. Well, yeah. That's my life, man. Also, I'm pretty sure a plane ticket to the Netherlands is bananas expensive.
    28:25
    The children of the night. Oh crap, I wasted a bullet. It's gonna cost me like 5-10 million. Think you make more than me? Um... I don't know about that, but yeah. But yeah.
    28:57
    What have I done? I tried to look up for Fluffy. You'd be surprised how little Pinball Scream pays. Amen to that, buddy. Amen to that.
    29:10
    I might find that shot all day. I almost got it again. The C930s. Honestly, the 20s are killing it. You should go out. I did. I never was. All right. Go for it, bud. That was it. Now we're legit. Yeah, I'm ready.
    29:38
    Be right back. Need to win ticket prices. My man. So, going to the next thing that's been... Netherlands.
    29:52
    Oh, and don't like hostile murder my answer Don't damage kids Don't get any weird like human centipede ideas on
    30:08
    Well that waited forever this It's far too bright you had no kidding I had to externally life this with a lot of different ways.
    30:29
    Get in there. Dude. That many bats on ball one? Hell yeah. Human spider. Human centipede. Human stat-a-pede. I'm so sad. Get it back? Ho ho ho ho! I can't touch the game. Come to Butt-Heads. Saw that movie recently. Uh, Butt-Heads, Does that head to America? Yep, holds up. Really? Yep. Mike Judge is a champion, dude. Oh, no.
    31:25
    I am the monster. The breathing jazz is killed. Butt fumble. That's a butt fumble, guys. Come on. Awesome.
    31:43
    I am the creature. There you go. I got robbed though. There you go. Still locked in, right? Yeah. You got three dmg's to come though. I mean, not to start a deal. All right, good. Now I'm sorry. Is it still ticking down or what's going on? Yeah, it's ticking down. You got five dmg's. I didn't get cracked. I'm sorry. I didn't get crap. I'm not even going to get bats, man.
    32:20
    Yeah. I got it. You got the team out. At least I got something. I'm wondering maybe I shouldn't play that mist right now.
    32:34
    Seeing as how I like to get my mist. Yeah. Team out. All right. Why is there no standard for the amount of points a table gives? It's all arbitrary, man. Like, it's just whatever the designer wanted. Any machine can... Like, if Dracula only handed out hundreds of points instead of millions, this game would still be fun. There was also, I think, kind of an arms race. Yeah, there was a super bubble. Especially with, like, the arm race. Yeah. Where it was just like, you can score a billion points in our game. Mm-hmm. You still got them bats. Yeah. Look at that. Ooh. Still a better person. Oof-duh. Next section. Ah! My man. That almost. Yeah. That was a good one. Yeah. Yeah, he's the one that's been getting involved. Did you see that? His flipper sort of did its own thing. The flipper sort of did its own business. It was really weird. Whatever. Hello? Whatever. Hello?
    34:07
    It's alright, we just gotta get more ranks. I did that wrong. What the hell am I doing? Uh, this is... This is Brad Stark, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, Jesus. One of the founding forefathers. I'll take complete bats for bonus. You just have to hit enough targets while it's counting down. Like bat scoring? Yeah. Don't give me one.
    34:46
    That was like a dead slap. Give me the freaking ball to shoot for. For to shoot. For to shoot, alright. No, ah, buh, mo, tu, ah, tu, oh. So, start with the, uh, consolation mists. I do. And my, I have one left on my... Three is all lined up. Ah, that's right. I was hoping for a solid butt chug here. Come on, butt chug.
    35:24
    I don't get anything. Still got points. You are butt mortal. You are butt mortal, after all. You're a butt mortal, after all. Okay, that was my fault. That's gone.
    35:52
    It's not the movie. We play this game a lot. That's how we know the lines. Yeah, I only know the call-outs from the game.
    36:03
    Come on, baby. Is it bats or is it mist? Was that like a bet? I don't like it. Bet! Very slow life in this booty. I didn't want this. Am I getting one of these back? Oh, please, thank you. Castle's ready. See, the flipper button's like doing its own biz or something.
    36:53
    Wait, a little babyflip? Nope. Not on purpose. Oh, crap, we're at Castle lot 2? Alright, get that. Vigia mode, also.
    37:13
    Oh, that was it. Wait there. No. I can feel your willing. I don't have nothing for bonus. Oh, you got the red stuff.
    37:43
    I'm going to get more tutorial from him. All I had to get was those bats. Yeah. Bats Ball 1 is where it's happening. It's a beast. A monster. I have a question for you, JetClip. Are you able to replay games you have already played before? Absolutely, Rowdy. I usually leave it up to a vote for people to vote on what game is coming up next. We haven't done it in, like, I want to say a month, but it's coming up. Can I get nothing today?
    38:19
    Getting rat's bone is too difficult? No, you just got to get it in this little scoop three times and then just start hitting around up there. It's usually about 13 to 15 million.
    38:30
    The harder shots get started, then the bad. Yeah, it typically comes on accident. Shut up, rat. I didn't say it. I felt it. There's a disturbance.
    38:45
    Someone isn't saying that's what she said. If somebody wanted to say, that's what she said. Master, there's a disturbance in the room.
    38:57
    That's what she said. All right. Sexy lady laughing multiball. I'm just trying to get my hands on this so I can shoot it up the freaking ramp. He hasn't done it since he broke all the cars. The machines are almost fixed. We have a tech in here. They're pretty much good except for World Cup Soccer needs a new goalie.
    39:28
    Is it? Out there? Can you go see? Can you grab the phone that's on the reception desk? Thanks, dude. There is no life in this body. Uh, yeah, uh, there's one.
    39:59
    Oh, wait, is this food? Uh, oh, is it a ping pong table or food or what? Um, yeah, this is something right now.
    40:16
    Where's Matt? That's that goalie. It's my turn? Yes. Unless you had to walk away. No. No, you didn't. That was a goalie once. Oh yeah, Joe was that goalie once. You were? No, Joe was. someone taped his face to it. Can you unlock this big red door for me, bro?
    41:14
    Garrison, good to see you, buddy. Thanks for coming. Crap, stop hitting those. No, that's me. It's just me. Yeah. Thanks, dude.
    41:32
    Feed me now Or something So push it until it locks Hold on here the other end Not the bigger door yet. I'm not going to show you guys behind it though. It's trouble for me.
    41:54
    Thanks, bro. Thanks for doing it. Doing it big. I didn't want it though because uh, mist isn't ready. Oh I just got robbed on that. Again? What the hell? Big move. 43, oh bats?
    42:40
    Okay what is all this backhand garbage? There you go. Biff with the monster thing that you... Sorry, I can't read that right now. Give me a second.
    42:53
    The monster thing that you can flip to get an extra five points. You just have to drop those and push things up. Yeah, that's the Tom Waits shot. I just spanked him really fast. Like that. That's the Tom Waits shot.
    43:09
    I like your Facebook page. Yay! Thanks, Robbie Walker. The zombies already got in, they're all trapped, so... I am the monster, the three-legged man with two... But... Oh, what? That was the longest love never dies I've ever seen. Yeah, that was a little banana. A slight, slight banana. That's what I want. Okay.
    43:42
    You did it. I did it, everybody. Don't move anymore. I cheat just like Jack Danger. You're getting that back. Not cheating. I'm cheating.
    43:51
    You're playing on the show. I'm what? You're playing on the show. Yeah. Oh, my God. Can I watch it again? I heard it in the media. Did you get it in time? Yeah, you did. 20 million.
    44:20
    20 million. And I jumped all my balls. Anytime. I jumped all my balls. 120 million. I hold my ground!
    44:40
    Listen to them, the children of the night. Shoot the staff! The staff are here! Ah, what? Rats on rats, ladies and gentlemen. Rats on, brats on, crats on snacks. You are a man of good.
    45:29
    I told your dad I got some weird post-its at my house. What? Does killing me with some puppies make you feel like a man?
    45:38
    It does. Whoa, Tater Salad, that's awesome dude. There you go. That went well. I did what I could. I feel like I could have come back. I believe we're on good level. We're on wheels, huh? We could probably lift it. Yeah. Oh, I got it! Lift him? Just push it really hard.
    46:51
    Okay. Do you guys have time right here? Come on. Sorry. Don't you hear screaming? Yeah. It's terrifying.
    47:09
    Is that what I'm hearing? No, it's a bug. It is. Hold on. What's your name? Chris, right? I thought I heard like zombie death something. Lime.
    47:36
    You have to take it back down. Yeah. I'll close it. Do you want to? Yeah, I'll close it. Thanks for that.
    47:46
    What's in the box? Take it, Chris. Oh, you're not going to give that back? What? Did I win? Was that one three? Yeah. Oh, I wasn't paying attention. Did I win? Yeah, I guess you did. I win! That's two. I'm going to stop. Is there any other party that's coming? Or is it just the Friday building tomorrow? Um, that wedding's coming, that wedding party for the youngers is going to be in here so I don't know where they're going to be running. So, lean it, uh... Is that her last name? Yes, in it. Okay. I think she's going to strike for all the stones. Does no one believe in destiny? There's no lull in action. Is BNP glitching? It always glitches. Did my score not come in properly? Probably because you lost? I thought we had a full action ball. I thought we had a whole What the hell is the word?
    49:40
    Oh, there we go I better wiggle that out. Always be drop-tensioned. Not that, though. Yo, Steve Arcade, how you doing, buddy?
    49:59
    Thanks for coming, guys. We're, uh, we're just sort of taking it easy today. Last night was out of control. This night was super out of control.
    50:11
    Tom Waits, Tom Waits, Tom Waits will know me. That's not how it's singing. It's not very accurate. It's impersonating a Tom Waits singing. I'm almost certain that's what he's singing.
    50:28
    Tom Waits, will it be the time when... Oh, farts. See, I'm getting like weird baby clips off of this thing. Wolf Marsh, how the hell are you, buddy?
    50:41
    It puts the ball in the coffin or it hits the holes. Keyblast. I love it. Alright, we need the ramp. Yep. Oh. What is it hitting? Hidden radical. I guess I'm wearing the same shirt as yesterday. Guys, get over it. You didn't go home last night. I didn't go home. I passed out.
    51:21
    Tom waits for it. No, man. Now watch me, Tom. Here we go. Control. Robbie Walker, I have not seen any of the new Walking Dead, unfortunately. The show?
    51:41
    Happy Friday everybody. Get your paychecks out. We're going drinking. We're going drinking? Nice flick pass to a break.
    51:57
    After all that. Spaceballs pin on yesterday's stream? A guy was asking about a Spaceballs pin. There is no such thing. There should be. That'd be cool.
    52:11
    Yeah, please. If you want something done, you have to do it yourself. That's essentially how the internet works these days.
    52:22
    In which game you probably already have to. Right. Like, I'm waiting for the dead flip horn to roll in. Are you kidding me? Are you seeing this crap right now? You already look like you're in it. In a horn? Yeah, it's because of your mustache and your aviator sunglasses.
    52:41
    Hi, my name is Sack Stranger. Did you say his name is Sack? Sack Danger? Yeah, buddy, I'm all about them stomps. You ever seen the show Stomp? I get all of that. Alright.
    53:06
    Alright. This is all free. What are you going to do? Jackson we're in the same place as last night. I did not go home long ago.
    53:18
    There should be because good is dumb. What is dumb? Is it just good? Sack stranger. Get your sack out. There would be There would definitely be like a, you remember the movie Ghost? When Patrick Swaybe sits behind Demi Moore and he's helping her do that sort of pottery thing? There would be one of those moments playing pinball. I think the porn would be all dudes, though.
    53:54
    Because it's pinball? Yeah. I think it would be all dudes because it's pinball. And that's fine. I mean, to each his own. Whatever makes me money.
    54:08
    Rule 34 reports no images returned for dead foot. Yeah, but now you just put it in the system. I didn't get a good badge. I don't think you got any badge. I got up to 2 million. He's wearing the same shirt because this was filmed yesterday. Get off my train. Shootin' punks. Got this. Shootin' punks.
    54:43
    Folks, this is not a rebroadcast. This is not a rebroadcast. So, this billboard porn is the big secret you can't talk about yet? Yeah, right. Absolutely. Is Nick Campbell alive? Yeah, he just lives in Michigan now. I need to get... Folks, here's the deal. This is why we're drinking the silver bullet. We're shooting werewolves, you know? I want to get that fish done. Why? Oh no. Okay. Calm the taste, sir. Calm the taste. Potato egg! Sir, how can you confirm this is a pinball? Yeah, I'm just looking for something that, uh, pinball porn. The dumb thing is, is that stuff exists already, because pinball is such like an old institution. Uh, there's definitely, there's definitely the adult stuff.
    55:57
    Or so my mom told me. Secret passage! Or not. Oz, be there, nudging's part of the, part of the thing. What? World wonder boy for four months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Okay. He's a wonderful boy in the world. Is this ready? Is this ready enough to? Sir, ladies and gentlemen, whippers and butts up, please, for World Wonderboy.
    56:24
    He's a wonderful boy in the world. He's a boy and he's wonderful. Downtown. Right, I think about 2.0. We need the money.
    56:43
    Right, I think about 2.0 is pretty interesting. Million. Careful no tears. No! Petunia Clark. You are the love of my life. Yep. I was only locked two.
    57:06
    Get that money. My face is a ball. Twenty million. Did you get a twenty? I did. I missed going to. Bonfire. Luigi, good shot, Marino.
    57:26
    Yeah. You are the mortal of the world. Is this fall three? Yep. Focus, Danger. This will be three in a row. That Who Sings Downtown. Oh, right on. Mark Anypoint do did here we almost had to talk at this point обще Märten doc
    58:14
    I'll say something for you. You can't get me. Or not. Give me the ball back. Nope, I think I'll win. Give me the ball back. Do I need them all back? Dude, those were good backs. No, no. That's a three.
    58:38
    Don't let it get to your head, sir. Blow it up. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we are three new subs away from giving this of ten million. Definitely pick up one. We'll pick up one. Oh, you're dead. Yo, girl, what's up? Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm just from around here. Oh, you want a drink? Oh, you want to give me a drink? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh. I never drink... wine.
    59:14
    I have to take an arsenal of clothing out. Okay. Don't. Don't do it. Come on. I know. It's not too well.
    59:27
    I do like taking my clothes off. Whoa. That was amazing. Pull fast. Just clap right in there. Aw. Nothing!
    59:51
    Redstar is currently ranked 6th in the world according to IPA. Yeah, pinball is 6th. He is the devil. They call me the devil of pinball. The ding dong devil. Now they do.
    60:05
    Now they do. Charlie Daniels had a song about me. Not going down to the southern prize. The devil went down to the southern prize. He was looking for a trophy to steal.
    60:23
    He was waiting in line. Well, the main thing. Yeah, that's it. We did it, guys. Danger raffling up your flips and playing them flippers hard. The devil came down to Florida and something something something. I don't even know what he says in real life there
    60:46
    Something something We try not to because we are always pinned against each other It's weird, because we are from the bright and the low end of the world. Yeah. Because it is uncanny how often we have to play each other, which is 100% of the time. In the first round, there's a good 90% chance that Jack and I will be matched against each other in the bright and the low end of the world. I think we're pretty open.
    61:20
    Jack sparkles. Let's go to the mall! Swords of Fury would be a great porno title. A gay porno title. They're just screaming at each other while they're going at it. I think Jay Branson. Yeah, right. He might be down for that. Banger Jay, Nick Cage and Banger Jay. He's a porn star all day. Banger Jay all day. You play a pretty good kibble, boy. Fire in the wall, boys run.
    61:58
    Devils in the house with their rations. Did you see that show? That was beautiful. Kids. Alright, calm it down. Let's go to the most arcade today.
    62:11
    Stores up furry. Oh no. I think Gavin's in that one. Rip. CK. Cue the deliverance banjo duel. What's the next blog update on whiteworldpinball.com?
    62:33
    I don't want the... I didn't want that yet. No, you need it. Yeah. I'm going to flip our goal against that bowl because I think I'm deader than you.
    62:49
    I bet you a flipper of gold against your soul. Oh, baby. That's what I think. I don't like that yet. Good ball. I've been sick. Just got caught up with the day job stuff. Any suggestions? Wide world of pinball. You should come to Chicago and check out the Deadflip Studios. I did that wrong. I'll fall into the weights hole. What the hell was that shot? Wait. What is that? Yeah, I thought we had that corrected T-B-H. What the danger? Oh come on. I don't need my fucking eggs. I'm free next weekend. Wide world of pinball, where are you from buddy? I got Rob Zombie. That's Rob Zombie.
    64:30
    Somebody help me. Ten Melvins. You get a 450. Uh, your ball's over and now you're playing mine. What? How? There's a bug in the code, man. There's a bug in the code. What happened? You drained your multiball or something. Well? Well, farts. Oh, Zach destroyed me. I actually have beaten Zach once at the head. And it was on Gilligan's Island. Shark? Yeah. I've only beaten Zach once, and it was on... Oh, please give me that back. It was on ACDC, no I'm sorry Iron Man, but the iMilter Iron Man that Banger J is.
    65:38
    So we got mist lit again in case I drain. We're just trying to light up some mocks that were taking some doink shots.
    65:49
    You are the boss of my life. I'm just trying to get to these, man. We're almost there. Oh, do not double drain me. Double drain. Oh, everybody out of the pool!
    66:04
    That was lovely, though. So you finally got me. That was messy. But to be fair, I didn't get to finish my game, my bug. Oh, you were done. No, I wasn't. That doesn't count. You were done. That doesn't count. We'll start as well. Welcome to my home. Doodie! Cowardbuck. I love that emote and I'm glad I turned on better Twitch TV but turned off the animated gifs. Because this is fun. It offers so many cool new exciting things. Ladies and gentlemen, we're also three subs away from giving away this camera. Three new subs. The door just opened. Always a shmoole.
    66:55
    EEEEEEEE! Dude, Spark with pitch-perfect leading. Yowza! That's probably why it... It's like tilting through.
    67:15
    What up, Zach? Good to see you, buddy. Come on you cheapos, don't get three lower. Wag world, you're the best dude. You're the best.
    67:31
    I'll take it. I'll take it all. No more than three. I kinda think that's my life dude. If I fine shot over and over again, it's got to be three.
    67:48
    yep ha ha ha slow eyes fumbolino robert fumbolino mr. bob fumbolino up the way oh hell yeah And the curse of the threes. Oh, that worked. That worked.
    68:35
    Alright. Fun. Work my hand like this. Donate to your kids. Yeah, you know you gotta go. What? Game don't let you.
    68:52
    Girl, you know you gotta donate to the paper. I'm gonna give you money when I come in and I come in for your money.
    69:01
    So in the Dead Slip mythology, the Simpsons is Jesus and I'm the devil? Wait, what? Why? I'd rather not the Simpsons be Jesus. It just says that our Lord and Savior, D.E. Simpsons died for Dead Slip.
    69:16
    I think that was a fish tail. That flipper button got wrapped out. Really, though? I'm nailing that shot, and it is not going.
    69:37
    Yaw. Woo! Zack beats Zen and WordGrid. And you? That's awesome dude. Good job Zach. Use this to get the miss. Booyah check out.
    70:15
    Here you go. Nope. That has been frustrating me for some time. What is it cutting to? We're getting lots of 20 million though. I don't want 20 million, I want 30s. You are alive. Alive again. i d to are at it Time? Do I get time?
    71:25
    I'm not even going to say anything anymore about it. See, you get what you deserve. No, you're sitting behind each other. 91 million vets. That was beautiful.
    71:36
    I love it. That was a lot of bats. How many balls did I get? Oh, why did I have that on ball one? Ninety-one million bats. I don't know how I was gonna do this. Dr. Law, what's up, buddy? Wish I could play pinball with you. Get over here, Joe. You beat us eventually. He's actually a great pinball player. Better than us. You're the best. I'm the best. I never drink wine. Hey. Tilt's been set to you. I'm hungry. I am nudging the ball off the mech. Oh, you did not do that. What? I'm a transburger. I'm so full of shit. Don't make me do this. Don't even me, because I keep getting off this ball. Wait. How did that happen?
    72:43
    Draglab. Draglab.com I'm getting robbed so much just call me Vanilla Icehouse now. Thunderstorms, what's up buddy?
    73:01
    They say you are the man of good taste. He's like trying not to throw up in his mouth. He's so sad. Cause he eats people's gross. I'm selling Airheads, but can I sell them for 25 cents and 50? Yo, 50 all day baby.
    73:21
    Yeah, no? Yeah. Two hands are dead. That one I'll give to you. I won't give you the one that just ended the ball in the middle of my ball. Cheating with missed multiball control. Well, it's probably going to happen to me, so here we go. We should start counting. People should do a count for that, just like, tell Jack has cheated. Yo, you cheated too, dog. Don't get it twisted. Once. I've cheated once. Hey, it only takes one time. You don't murder one person and go, I'm not a murderer, I only killed one person. your murder don… Dou… 130 30 55 houses key rule 24 see Do you believe in destiny? I'm almost done. Bat candy. I'll take a bat candy. I thought I had the tip of that. You're in the morgue, Joe. I turned from the teacher. more dead flips. Oh, Zach, I know. I prefer to drop catch on this thing. The slingshots make me way too nervous, man. Don't like those. Don't like those. The slingshots on this thing They're death machines, man.
    75:18
    You will make steam. What? Holy what the... What is happening? 20 points. Congratulations. I hope I win by 20 points.
    75:36
    False advertising. It's hard if you deadflip on lightning slippers, eh? It's just they... No. It bounces differently. I feel like it bounces higher. And I don't want anything to do with the slingshots. Oh my god. Brandon's going back up. Come on. Where you going? Calm down, BSD. You're doing good, girl. You're doing just fine. again again again again till you just can't bug it no more. Nailed it. Fall in to the gas. Thank you. Whee! Whee! Oh no. Whee! Ah! That almost double screwed me. Okay, I'm getting that back, hopefully. Hey! Whee! I'm not getting it back? You're not getting it back. Well, no, I had to launch that myself, actually.
    76:47
    All right, here's my opinion about DMDs over LCDs. DMD screens are beautiful. Look at them. It gives you some... Limitations are key to artistic awesomeness, right? The limitations of a DMD, you get some really sweet dots.
    77:04
    LCD... There's no restriction, really. There's no restriction. You get the Homer car. You do, but it's beautiful, too, at the same time. It's really shiny. It's nice. People who poo-poo it are just old. Like, get used to it, man. Like, that's the future, unfortunately. Even Stern will change to it eventually.
    77:24
    Old fuddy-duddies who complain about the Jersey Jacks thing. They just don't like change, man. And I get it, you know. We're into pinball, this kind of like vintage old fuddy-duddy thing.
    77:42
    But even stuff like that's gonna change. Fuddily-duddily. Straight for... Straight for rats. That shot, all day. Yep. Three times.
    78:02
    Ooh, you almost had a false transfer. Color DMDs are nice too. Yeah. But they're still DMDs. Yeah, they're still DMDs. It's a resolution thing. Wait, V, what are you talking about? I used to do it. What did I do? He used to abandon the LTVs. No! What are you talking about? Get used to it. What did I do? Get used to it, man. You're the L.T. beast. No!
    78:35
    I got it. It's still thinking. Oh, I think it's waiting for the drill to go down. Yeah. Where is the... Oh, there it is. Wow. By 8 million. You needed one shot. Yeah. I literally needed to hit that. If you would have knocked it off, the game would have been over. Are we 3-3 now? Yeah. I think if I had 93 points, that would probably be enough. I didn't compete, and I'm sad, because I want points.
    79:13
    But Stern doesn't make medieval magic. Cern assembled medieval madness. Correct. So what medieval madness does is no indication of what Cern's plans are. Mm-hmm. Oh, shut up. Farts. Excellent, excellent.
    79:33
    Who needs five bucks? I'll take five bucks. Legit, I thought the dude that was at the door when we had to go answer the phone was, uh, Pizza. pizza.
    79:45
    And I was like giddy for about 30 seconds. We don't like subway here. We live in a part of Chicago called the Sandwich Town. Oh yeah, we got all the sandwiches. You got all the best sandwiches in the city right here. Why would you eat it that way?
    80:09
    Because it's fresh. Like living in Chinatown and ordering a bamboo garden. No, a panda express. Bamboo garden? What the hell is that? Bamboo garden is the name of a Chinese place over in Rio de Janeiro. Oh, nice.
    80:27
    Wait, is that an actual pizza box? The V's. You have all the best subs, Jack. Yes, I do. Italian. Ham and cheese. Sandwich town, I want to go to there. This is Beezix. Welcome to Sandwich Town.
    80:54
    Thought I pulled the trigger on that too early. Guess not. I guess not. I bet his breasts gunk so bad when he said that to her. Deep, just super deep in her face. That was my fault. Sandwich Town? Well, no bad for me. They kept the name Sandwich Town. You mean Heaven? Take it on down to sandwich town. Got a moment? I just got one.
    82:13
    The secret pieces. This game is all about what you can build up when you blow it up for ball three. He has to do 5 moves and destroy an up three. Thanks. I hear him! Turn it in. Joe goes to mag fest? How many subs do we need for the next 20 giveaway? I think three. I am the monster. Three more. The Greening Men.
    82:59
    Green Usurp. Oh. Bats. Gary Bats Gary Vat Too spoopy Augh! No bonus either, because you danger. That's the bug right there folks. If you danger when you drain, you don't get your bonus. Alright, time to put up a score I have nothing lit I had bats going and I had one shot at the multi-bill and it would have been a big bat Right? I think that's how it goes, yeah You've certainly got a big ol' bat The season of the night.
    84:15
    Five bullets left? Ten million. That's a lot of work for you. It's not a bug, it's a feature. There you go, David.
    84:32
    Oh, crap. Good job. Oh, it wouldn't let me flop. It wouldn't let me flop. All you had to do was get it. I can beat this. I can beat this. Is there any good table you suggest we play, just name any? El Dorado. Frontier!
    84:52
    How about... What's the one with the P? I don't know. What's the P? Paragon. Paragon would be a good game.
    85:13
    Paragon's actually a lot of fun. It's a huge, huge game. Raven is awesome, but I think the game is... I think I prefer Raven for the artwork than the playability.
    85:24
    It's like Genesis. The back glass on that thing is hilarious. Do you like Mata Hari? Mata Hari is good. Harlem Book Potter is amazing for sure.
    85:40
    Harlem is, uh, we had a Harlem here for a very long time. But I did it! Brad Smith had a... Brad Smith dropped off a bunch of games here. He dropped off... Are there games there? He had a roadshow, he had a globetrotters, there's a creature from the black lagoon coming. I already did. Alright, let's go for it then. I like Raven because I like your winning stuff. Okay.
    86:16
    Harlem is when I was still counting by hand. Oh yeah, that's right Jaded, you were still using some sort of like digital chalkboard.
    86:23
    Nope. Seize me now. Do it! Seize me now. Who's your daddy? Who is your daddy? I gotta work on that. You want a creature? Creature is a doozy. Isn't it a pen they ask to work on? I think I read that.
    86:59
    Oh, and you donated swears? Oh my god. Am I the only one here who knows basically nothing about pinball? Spezix, if you need to know anything, brother, I'm happy to tell you. If you need to know what these triangle dealies are, I'll tell you. Like, slingshots. But, I mean, whatever you want to know, man, just give me a holler.
    87:38
    Peter Salad. He has to pick up a what? Jumping back? I don't know. That's an oldie. He has to get an email, right? Yeah. I'm on the phone. Oh, I can tell you. I tend to think that anything under $500 is perfect. Yeah, you know? Oh yeah, a pinball machine under $500 is something you should just buy. Fill up your space, and then when you run out of space, fix up that $500 game, sell it for double what you bought it for, and then get something that you're interested in. I've got to stop kicking this door. Stop kicking the door!
    88:18
    is butter cheese. As long as it's not horribly warm. But you just work on it, man. Just work on it. Drop the kick. You learn the nuances and you can get it. Absolutely. My man. Double Triple moans. Can we go triple? Can we go triple moans? Multiple? Multiple moans. I'm having multiple jackpots. That's an actual call out from Elvira. That was a rocket around the corner. Solar city for 375, but there's a hurricane and I can't drive it across. Is it bait in it? Oh no. Brenda, do you have a super net for Skateball? That's awesome. Skateball's so fun, man.
    89:18
    What? Skateball is a game that I fine-tuned my tap passing on Skateball. Because that game, to score big on that, you've got to tap pass. True story. Jack, a couple years ago, did not get into Pinbird. But I know right because he was on the wait list. Yeah. And then he did get in. So he spent the whole weekend tap passing on Skateball. I think I rolled that freaking game or something. I remember something huge happening on it where I'm just like, I just murdered this machine. While we're all competing in Finberg, he's over on Skateball. Tapping it up.
    90:03
    I don't want the multiball. I would like a castle lock, please. Honestly, I don't like tap pass. It feels super pro. I screw it up sometimes to do a full flip, and it's stupid. Like, usually when people fail a tap pass, they don't flip at all. I just do a full flip.
    90:31
    There we go. Right in the pops. Oh, I looked away. I got it. Oh, was that a full three? That's not fair.
    90:45
    That's not fair. This is not fair for me. That should be a dangerous sound. Just that girl laughing. Hell yeah.
    90:54
    It's like the... All right, Joe. Have a good one, buddy. The Bigfoot mode. Ah! I am the last of my kind.
    91:07
    I just want... Joe, you're working on a surprise for me? That's awesome! Thanks, buddy. I like surprises. They say you are a man of good... Tapes. Tapes? That's him walking you through a record. Yeah. They say you are a man of good tapes. I'm the last of my kind. We both pick up lines.
    91:44
    I am the last. Oh, you're an orphan. You sleep hard. Oh, how precious. Nope, neither can do this. That's not a volleyball. No! That would have been good though. Yeah. I would have done it.
    92:23
    I know now that I am a prisoner. A sexy, sexy prisoner. He's like held hostage in a room where ladies are just sexing him. It's the worst.
    92:43
    There he is, the multiple. You must fall here tonight! Oh wow, that was good. Can I get any of those back? I think the highest rank... so Jason Wardrip will pop into the chat every now and then. He's like 20 in the world. I think Vingie might be 100. You get rated just by playing in an IMFPA sponsored tournament. No matter how good or bad you do, you become a world-ranked pinball player. No, come on.
    93:22
    Vigil. There you have yourself. The children of... If you play in a tournament that offers whopper points, you immediately are ranked, no matter what you do. You just give them five bucks and then walk away? Dearly, no promise. Oh, yeah.
    94:11
    Still not enough. Murderer. Still not enough. Yo, yo, screw them dollars. Yo, screw them dollars. The wolves, they're not good things. They're bad. The geese, the... It's a game of thrones, man. Back in the 1700s, you wanted to shoot wolves. Yeah, that's a wolf.
    94:27
    I mean, not actually. Epic wolves. Epic geese. The cheats are real! If I tilt, you probably win. Yeah. The cheats are real. What does the cheat count as? This is the end.
    95:10
    Can I get up the freaking ramp? My furry. I want Castle just out of freaking spite now. Who's watching in this situation? Wait, what are we talking about? Oh, I had that. He's not starting a cheat counter for one day. It's like the same code, man. You've got to change the word. Jack has cheated 14 times today. I am Brad. It's cheated once. Okay. How many attempts have you made? It doesn't matter. Oh, it doesn't matter.
    96:11
    There is something called attempted murder. Yeah, but it's not the same penalty. I guess you're right.
    96:24
    Okay. Even though that's a good one. Do you want wraps? They're multiple. Alive. I don't care. Rats! A wild Miexetera appears. Miexetera, good to see you bud. His toothbrush is still clean. Fighting over cheating. Here we go.
    96:52
    Pabushka. Wait there. Aw, you don't want to go secret on me? Come on, baby. See you. He did it! And I opened that up just in time for max bad ability. The ramp should cause the timer.
    97:37
    It does. Yeah, I lit it pretty brightly guys. Yes, it is because of Justin TV I had to underscore deadflip unfortunately. And I reached out to Twitch and they will not let me have deadflip. It doesn't belong to anybody, it's just a pawn.
    98:18
    That's called just the tip, it's my classic move. classic. Twitch.tv before it's dead flip is nothing. It's a Justin.tv thing.
    98:44
    If I'm not mistaken, I own that on Justin.tv, but now it's like dead to the world. Because you think no more. Yeah. And there's something weird about them not letting me have it.
    99:01
    But I told them that once they start releasing names, if ever, to flag that so I can have it when they're done. I'm not good at bats, I don't get that crap. Bats on the backs on the backs. Rollers? No. Balls. I don't know how you can just like get 30 every time and then I time out. Time it out dog. You're in timeout. Oh, fall in the... What the... Flippin' Flintstones is going on here. Fall in there! Yes. No. Flippin' Flintstones? We almost got a Flintstone, but Gavin sold it at Expo. Dang. He was gonna drop it off for us to pound around on. Was he gonna take Cornette? Well, he wasn't gonna take anything. Well, because Nick is gonna be taking some games back, we're trying out putting more of Gavin's machines in here. What the hell? I'm getting... You don't even have a place to put them. I'm getting super rumped right now. I know, like, why not just have them here? Can you... Oh my god.
    100:39
    I think that's like seven shots to that so far. Eight now. Nine. Nine times Charlie's done. Time to play the lottery.
    100:53
    Go ahead. You can do it. I killed myself. Yeah. I kept back- Oh, that was so dumb. Why did I do that? Like, four times. It's okay. This is doable. I'm still in this. Why did I keep doing this? And then I drank a cake. Kid Cristo, what's up buddy? I slept in this room. I drank a lot last night. I drink a lot.
    101:44
    Amaroku, good to see you buddy. Thanks for coming man. I always be drinking. I'm gonna get the freaking monkey ball. Or the video game.
    102:01
    I'm a dancing fool. It's true. Oh, it wasn't even ready anyway, so... One. It wasn't 20 beers. There's uh there's 14 cans here when I start cleaning
    102:28
    That video Hell yeah, I'm a roku In. Moan in. Good moan in. Oh, I thought that was it. Far into the gap. Oh, I thought that was it.
    103:18
    Fall into the gap. We are seriously out of here. Subscribing in a sick buddy mode, but sick as in cool.
    103:33
    Please clarify. That's number two. Hashtag rules, lines, and everything. Here we go. Oh my gosh. Can you imagine if they gave you 9x off your press? That'd be disgusting. No one would do anything but try to go for rats and bats. Rats and bats all day. I think people do that anyway.
    104:15
    Fall one, first jump. Far Walker. Far Walker, thank you very much for subscribing to... Far Walker, if anybody wants to know that Nick Nakes got four months to go from Virginia to LA. Yep. If you want. We did that research earlier today. Sleepy.
    104:37
    Alright, here comes Castle, if we can light this up. That would have been real nice. I hit this every time his face comes up. Alright. This is about 250. This is going to be hard to do. Jack, let's just try to pull some people to vote on next week's game. This week's game is Twilight Zone. You don't get a say.
    105:08
    You seem still hungover. Uh, Pink Street Zone, I'm not feeling incredible. I'm feeling disgusting.
    105:19
    Get it in there, son. That's what she said. Yeah. That's really awkward. Oh, that was super awkward. Never mind. Ha ha ha. Oh, this is cool.
    105:38
    Drek is being attacked. You're up one on me right now. You're up. Nice save. The strawpoles are dead. No, they're coming back. It's just now that we have all the machines up and running, I want to play TZ. It's been a while.
    105:59
    What time is it? 6.13. I'm gonna play all you need to make sure it's in white. Well yeah, that essentially is sort of what we're doing here.
    106:10
    Sub-light! You got a sub? Yeah. I use my sub-light movement for E-drinks. Aw, screw you! Red that ass fart locker. What? Fart locker?
    106:26
    Get back on the horse, ya pokes. Let's do another 24 hour stream today! Where are you folks going to be around 8 or 9 o'clock Central Standard Time tomorrow? In Morgan. 8 or 9 o'clock AM. Because I might be playing pinball. For kids. I'm a strum. Strumming and bugging. You know. I'm an internet panhandler, ladies and gentlemen. This is my entire existence. There you go. Come on, Baptist. Flip with one hand and hold the other hand out, waiting for dollar bills. Isn't that... There you go, Sid. Is that kind of... That's not kind of neat.
    107:14
    Um, there's a wedding party getting ready in my studio tomorrow. And since I got a B here, I could either fire up a separate stream and play some video games, or I could fire up a stream and play some pinball.
    107:32
    I was doing some tests today, and I got a pretty good setup over at my desk for playing, like, Binding of Isaac or some crap like that. Might be fun.
    107:50
    I think he's destroying him. I've seen it. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Feed me now. Play some pinball? Uh, no.
    108:09
    Why play that when you can play this? Comedy WoW resub option? Oh my god. Should we play World of Warcraft? Yeah. No, I'm not going to host myself. I don't want to taint the crowd here.
    108:29
    What's the other stream name? I might make a new one. No Games Only Pinball. Exactly, Snowboarder. Thank you, buddy. It's a nice walk around save for the biggest pinball only part of the stream. Play my talent and let's eat the tinct out of this. But, mom. All right, I got coffin ready, mist ready, trying to get the triple down. There is life in my booty.
    109:18
    There is life in my booty. Stream one of those handheld plunger drop games. I don't even know what that means. Like a Pinchingo machine? Yeah. Or, uh... Bingo? Which the... the... Price is right. I'm sure you guys do not have a theater of magic, but if you want to drop one off, we'll go ahead and play it on the internet for you. Oh, hell yes. Chorgasm would be hilarious.
    109:57
    All right. Well, yes, we're doing this right now. Oh, no. Like the money. Oh, Jada, thank you for keeping that list going, buddy. I do appreciate it.
    110:19
    God, I interact with you, love. Jada, God. That's two. Alright, that's fine. Have we got a mist yet? There we go.
    110:40
    Alright. The pool. Well you're all set up. We all have the dollars. We're close to the castle. Carl Castle. Castle's ready. Carl Castle. Scorgasm would be hilarious, guys. Plinko. Plinko, yeah. Does anyone have a Plinko? Let's build one on stream and then play it on stream. Headless. You can only play it to watch live Plinko. Not on CD-X. Not with Drew Carey.
    111:19
    What are they asking there about? You have more to... what is the mode we want on the PSP for an animated Ultima? There's no modes. There's no mode. There's not a mode? You're just trying to get all three multiballs? So what you want to do is you want to hit the coffin a bunch of times so that the coffin is up. Maybe you have a ball or two locked in there. You want to have Castle at least two locks in and ready for the third one. Are you rich yet? Twitching. I'll be rich when you give me money or when you sub.
    111:50
    You can't get rich if you can't even get three people to sub so you can give away a camera. Yeah, I'm trying to give away a camera. You guys are making it impossible.
    112:00
    Literally impossible. Not literally. No. Ooh, that was almost there. That's the other side. Sub, sub, sub, sub.
    112:21
    If only saying sub counted as subscriptions. Guys, also, by getting subs, we're growing the channel, and it gives us an opportunity to have more emotes, more exposure, more butt stuff, you know, whatever you want, out of life. Is that positive timer? Yes. If it goes in a hole or a ramp, it does. This is not good. Two million. We're not even gonna get it. No, it's not. It's not. No, it's not. It's not. Snowboarder, thanks for the host, man. You did it. I actually got the two. You got the two.
    113:01
    Awesome. I don't have any money. Yeah, neither do I, buddy. Neither do I. I bought all these cameras. Thank you. Yeah, right.
    113:15
    But I have all these cameras. Whatever you want. Oh, there you go. Pickup lines. Deadfoot pickup lines. It's more about stuff, you know, whatever you want out of life.
    113:26
    Whatever tickles you, pickle. I'm not getting that back. That's fine. Wouldn't have done it. Stern does not give Jack free criminal machines. Oh, God, no. They let him borrow. They loan machines out for me to use for a period, and then I have to send them back. Don't get it twisted, guys. No one's bankrolling old danger here. If I was, I'd be looking a lot better. You should see my shoes.
    114:07
    Right? I'd be in Louis Vuitton playing pinball. My Louis V, baby. I think I wasted a bullet. Nope. You could stream my money. Thank you. You just don't think you have room for what have been on the table. Right. You will find room. I didn't think we had room for more than three machines here. We have like 13 now.
    114:35
    Here we go. Ride the pony. There you go. That was unfortunate. Here, I can be chair and have that. Yep.
    114:52
    Louis Pinton. Ah, next one. What? There's room. Yeah, sleep standing up. Or, sleep under the pin with it on. It'll keep you warm at night. You can sleep under it. Sleep under it with the freaking thing on. It'll keep you warm. It's like a bed heater thing.
    115:34
    What games non-string would I like to have in the studio? Seriously, anything man. I just love having pins here. You know, if it's a magical world where I get to do whatever I want, probably a Bing Bang Bar.
    115:51
    Man, we just docked the actual crap out of that dude. I like that you can get an American Get Castle going.
    116:22
    Start rolling. You can put four machines on a single machine. What the hell are you talking about? Luigi. And it's like, you almost have enough room to get Super Mario. Yeah, get... Keep reading those things.
    116:40
    Get some, uh, some sizzles. I can do this. I can do this everybody. Get some sizzles. I can do this.
    116:47
    Yo, Jericho's is good tea, buddy. I like tea, too. Yes. She's addictive, like tobacco. Wimps. Looking for something. You saved it.
    117:13
    Enough time? Oh, nice. Probably not enough time. No, that would have been freaking fantastic though, dude. Now you just gotta lock the ball back up and start putting it in the donut hole.
    117:26
    Mr. Goblin. That's what that sound is! What is that sound? You're giving a million for something. I don't know what the hell that was.
    117:38
    What the hell were you shooting? I don't know. Were you shooting the rat hole over and over again? No. That was... what the fuck was that? Don't execute. That cost me.
    117:51
    Is that enough? Do you have any more rats? No. Blood. But I got the match, so... Let's write that down. Welcome to my home. Alright. Looking like I might not be able to get ahead of you now. you have. Sorry, dude. We got 45 minutes and you're gonna do great.
    118:17
    Snowboarder, have a good night. I love you. Sweet dreams. Goodbye. Bucks. Texas? Texas is in like March or April? Yeah, that's next year, relationship. Yeah.
    118:43
    Stop. Give me bonus. Nope. Stop. Also, it's generally like the same week or the week around MGC. And we like to go to MGC. Oh, God. MGC's the business, man.
    118:57
    MGC is the best pinball show. I haven't been to Tucklist or Freeplay Florida or anything like that. Welcome back, Coke Jokey Guy. No, it was just regular drunk. Cool. House ball. Just regular drunk.
    119:16
    Amaroko, we're going to play Twilight Zone next week. But tune in this weekend for some very special random bonus streams of Dracula so that Dracula gets its full week.
    119:32
    Drac Attack needs some love. Wow. Well that sucked. This is my chance! Oh, cheering. Come on, guys. It's sportsmanship. I learned from you, Dan. You guys have... I know you're a good buddy ever. I learned it from you. How is that microphone mounted? Do you need any special connector? Uh, no. It's just a standard microphone stand and it screws on. No. I'm getting that one. You got it. We're getting them with the mountings today, huh? This is a regular mic stand, and the blue snowball has a regular mic mount inside of it. You just screw it on. That's it. Works out pretty well.
    120:21
    This is going to be a missed fight. Thank you. One-fourth red? I don't know what that means. Oh, yeah.
    120:41
    What? That was almost a match. Oh, yeah. It almost got picked up. Butter cheese. This is the best. Yes.
    121:07
    Not in time. Yeah. Missed it. Oh, rats. What the hell, man? That rat hole is like kicking out to the top of the slingshot, man.
    121:31
    Please don't tilt. I love you. Do not tell me if you like! Does it know that it's in multivolt? No!
    121:50
    Behold my fury! Power! Stab it. I got the finished rats? Nice, nice, nice, nice. That was disgusting. What just happened?
    122:27
    Nooo! Stab it. Take a stab at it. Nice. Click 20. Video mode's lit and the ball's gone. Map a trick.
    123:00
    And the magnet is moving across the plate field. in order to pick up the ball. We don't talk about that.
    123:15
    Those are the Oompa Loompas. Oh, I just screwed up. How can you laugh when you're dead? Oh, come on, time waits. Wait, the bats waited for me? Oh, two million.
    123:53
    They did not wait. Awesome. Alright. You did a lot of them in one go. Yeah. But that's what Call 3 on this game does.
    124:06
    Eat your bread. Gosh, today is fun! Pro-noia, you're fun. Fun to look at, fun to smell, fun to... ...creep on through the window when I'm standing outside your house.
    124:26
    Awesome. You gotta be getting fat. No way. Right? This is not a premium sign. Lightning strike! Lightning strike! Oh, God, this is too precious a thing in these times. I don think I coming back now You almost doubled my my wins Brad I believe in you man You need three more to tie These are going pretty quick Do you believe in destiny Do you believe in destiny? Have you ever played Destiny?
    125:04
    What? Jack, you talked to Charlie about hosting Spooch. Geratosis, I'm talking to a lot of people about a lot of things. Like getting this fall back.
    125:18
    I'd love to stream it, that's for sure. I miss that mystery stuff. Do you like pinball? Nah. Twitching, I can't stand pinball, dude.
    125:37
    I only do this because it's my day job. And I'm not making any money. Hip hop hooray Just kidding I love you I'm watching you all In ladies big buck Winner tournament in Chicago Oh hell yeah Shannon Mail there Mail mail Are you doing extra... What's that? Am I doing anything for extra life?
    126:17
    I always have an active extra life link down below, but I don't do any special events for extra life. When Jack says donate to kids, he really means donate to kids. No, yeah, it's not a joke. I have an extra life link down below for you guys to literally donate to kids. It ain't getting it. Eh. Okay. When Jack says don't eat the kids here, he really means don't eat the Jack. Shut up, paparazzi. That's rude. Yeah. Yo, that's pretty rude, man. We gotta put food on the table. How many pairs of kids has Don eaten so far?
    127:11
    Donate two kids. Don ate two kids. Don is a piece of work. I keyed, I keyed. Sexy laughing girl prison Yep, that's it. It's over now. Because you laugh and it's over. Sexy laughing girl prison Alright, here comes another ball story. Just like high school. As soon as the girls start laughing, I'm coming down. Oh no.
    127:48
    It doesn't work. It smells like beets and moss turrets. I'm getting... I'm getting some clips out of this.
    128:02
    Maybe you're just a little too... Twitchy? Twitchy. Like, it's very light. Can you see? It is very light. I think that's what's happening.
    128:11
    Panic basket, why? Could you imagine if J.D. donated a dollar to any Swarovski game? Yeah, I would be poor. I would have even less money. Hey, Hooper McGee, get the scavenger bug.
    128:25
    I do, you ready? There you go, bug. No. Alright. You... didn't need to do that, you would have won. If you played out video mode. I don't think, no, you had a microphone right there. Nope. You had a brain wire. Nope.
    128:47
    I can't... I know, you touched it when it came off. Keep hitting it. One more time. One more time. One more time. One more time. One more time. Done. One more time. Done. I still beat you. Cool. Yeah! My living space is over. Welcome to the Carpathians. It's a mountain range in Romania. The Carpathians? Romania Wallachia I saw a kiss machine there in the background Shannon, yeah, we have one right here You just can't play kiss all the time You kiss right here
    129:43
    I mean, playing the new sterns all the time is fun but there are other games. I think Jersey Jack should still get us a Woz to play on stream.
    129:59
    Don't sell them. You'll get a hot. But we had our hands on it. I didn't even get the flip at that. No.
    130:09
    I didn't even get the flip. That time is done. I'm pinballing the Big butt. Big butt hunter. Clump. Chomp.
    130:26
    There's a Gary Oldman nickel in the playfield. Outrace again. Every time. Every time. I wonder if Gary Oldman had... If I was Gary Oldman, I would have this illustration blown up immediately and put in my freaking bathroom or something. Pinball. Pinball pickup line. For what now? Gary, I'm going to go check out this nipple. Man, are we even trying to play? No. What are we playing? I have puns ready for Woz. I'm gonna use the panic basket.
    131:18
    Yay! That was a miss. Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. Alright! Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. Wait, we were wrapping that at one point. What? It wasn't that! Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. Huh? Gary Oldman with his shirt wide open. I'm going to get that trolled off.
    131:47
    Gary Oldman is now banned by people. Tom, wait. I want the fluffing. I would love an America's Most Haunted. My buddy Tommy in Indiana has one. We've got to get our hands on it. In fact, I might just go down and visit him to play it.
    132:14
    It's not enough, right? Yeah, not enough, for sure. If they remade that game, which I think would be an amazing idea, if they re-released it with a different art package, people would be angry. That's bad. That would be bad. Because then all the people who have faith in them, they're kind of screwed.
    132:36
    Yeah. Here you go. In Myst, if you accidentally start video mode during multiball, it overtakes the multiball. So what you want to do is die really quick and get the ball back, but I didn't get it in time. just let the dog hit you I didn't win nothing I won your heart Gary Oldman with his shirt right open to register at .com just have a rack website Gary Oldman with his shirt right open That would have been an amazing batch. The reason was, like, we had a stream of content, and you could go there and type Splash, and you could create, like, a GIF with, like, type and, like, music playing. I forget what it was called. Was it called Gary Oldman? It was. You got first again, but... You can go first if you want.
    133:54
    Exploiting the bug, JD. Yep. Pissed off. He would either be super sighing right now or cheering with his wiener hanging out. I would not do that. Are you sure? Yeah. I don't know. There's that time in Pittsburgh. Hey.
    134:14
    Here we go. There's the dead foot for you guys. I know some of y'all was asking about it. Gary Oldman with his shirt. Wide open with his shirt.
    134:35
    Gary Nipple's still on. I think Ben and Jerry's have an ice cream flavor. Gary Oldman? Gary Nipple's Delight. Oh, I think the concept that post-cuff said did the shooting for the Game of Thrones release part. They got some very interesting things with me and Mr. Gary Stern.
    135:01
    Daddy-daughter dancing. Oh, okay. He's standing on my feet and we're just waltzing. It's pretty great. So you're saying that you're Gary Stern? What I'm saying is Myth Zombie for two months in a row, darling. Two, not one. Ghosts. Does that count as a new sub or does that count as a new sub? That counts as, that is not a new sub. But Miss Zombie, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. And someday, you'll be a warm-blooded, regular human again.
    135:34
    Just give it like 12 more, 12 more months of subs. I promise, the cure is there. The cure is there. It's in a year from now. But only if you're a sub. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Miss Zombie, please. Flood the chat. I don't want to see any words. Left flipper, right butt.
    135:55
    See, how do you expect me to guess you? Well, you shouldn't be sweet-talking like that if you're going to play real pinball. I can't be here during the week much, but it's worth it. Ah, Miss Zombie, you too much.
    136:11
    Well, Miss Zombie, tomorrow, tomorrow, I'm going to be playing pinball tomorrow and on Sunday. Tomorrow.
    136:21
    He'll love you tomorrow. It's only in LA. It is actually only in LA. And that is always a thing. Uh-huh. That's why it's a cause. We're going to play pinball tomorrow in Colorado.
    136:35
    I'm going to take the 405. You take the 405 to the Pacific Coast Highway. If you hit Maui Boulevard, you cause his death. Danny. Yeah, you know it. Danny it is. Is this ball three again? B3. What is this trash? We're bad. We are bad. A lot of people watch us.
    137:02
    The Californians. Devin? That was some struts I remember. Never died of struts. Yeah. I was just feeling it, you know?
    137:19
    Come on, Gor. Now you definitely got to win this. Colorado. The 405, you guys can't make L.A. jokes. Watch this.
    137:33
    You better believe L.A. can make a joke about Chicago. Devin? Oh, what are you doing here? I couldn't get in here. Trevor, I just got a two to four in time. You murdered me. I'm going to go first this time. I think that's the problem. Absolutely. I think that's the problem.
    138:00
    Guys, when Andrey Masykov battled us at Free Gold Watch and slam-tilted the door on purpose because he was so bad, that was the highlight. We need true power-ranker suits. Wait, with Zombie! Oh, man. Miss Zombie, do you stream yourself? Do you stream anything on Twitch? Pinball? Video games? Knitting?
    138:34
    Making hockey sticks? Macrame? Do you temper? Are you a swordsmith? I'd watch the crap out of like a smithing twitch site. I think they just call that TV. Smiting. Gun smithing. Come on, Ball. Be my buddy. Come on, ball. Gotta be my bud. Just you and me. We're living on a train.
    139:12
    Say it again. Competitive Sutoku. I saw a blacksmith. I am a streamer per se. I haven't streamed in a while, though. I've been so busy. But I've been wanting to do more streams lately. Had some free time. Rock on.
    139:31
    I stream a couple times a day. Stark plays League of Legends and stuff. Nah. Hey, Sudoku is hard as shit. Don't enter cubes. Sudoku is fun, man. I remember when that became popular, it was when I had to like ride the train into work every single day, and all I did was straight up Sudoku. What did I do if I couldn't finish on the train? Lunchtime, Sudoku. In the middle of animating because I didn't like my job. Sudoku.
    140:05
    Fighting with my girlfriend. Sudoku. At least you don't judge me, Sudoku. Thank you. Jeez. Nothing caught air. You crochet and you pray. I mean, if you could do both, crochet while giving birth, online, on Twitch, like, make him a onesie. You would be the first person to give birth on Twitch. Make him a onesie and knitting a scarf. Like, this is for the kid I'm having right now! Woooah! Two million. That sucks. Colorado. That's fine. Fuck! We're burning. Is this Vault 2? Yes, sir. then the kid comes out with a controller in his hand you need like a camera this is going to be great stuff guys name the baby Jack Dangerous Zombie I'll do it for science there you go Miss Zombie the world needs it he's my handsome dad
    141:51
    To be fair, you'd have to have kids daily to cultivate a fanbase. I'll fudge you. Did that laugh? Sorry.
    142:18
    Was your tongue all the way out when you laughed like that? Luckily good. I can move. Deadlift. We guarantee the only place right now where we can have a deadlift.
    142:39
    Potentially. I guarantee. Yeah, right. I guarantee. Yeah, you can keep going. It's very much. I still don't think I like the new duty though, right? The new duty? Yeah. Oh! Dude. I looked up. That's... Alright. I gotta do some work here though. New duty. New do do do. Alright. What? Sexy lady-prickin' nightmare multiball. So what is YouTube Red? What? Is that like the paid YouTube or something? Yes, so it's like a monthly subscription. Yeah. They shouldn't have done that, because that's too close to something else. Someone brought up there was a website called RedTube yesterday. Yep. That doesn't make any sense right now, unless YouTube runs that website. I think it's run by like, a channel based on it.
    144:03
    Hit em with the flex, Cubs! I wish I was ripped. I stem the lye of my country. My muscles just feel like, uh, un-pulled wet mozzarella.
    144:30
    My content on YouTube sucks. It's this content. What are you talking about? I think that's what he's saying. Yeah.
    144:40
    You automatically assumed YouTube Red was X-rated. This is it, man. This is it. We need to get all three of them. So, I can do that? I'm gonna have to find them. Nice. 20 million.
    145:01
    You're not 20 million. Or I'm not. I'm just going to fail at everything. How many balls do you have to call?
    145:15
    Sharks. You had like one shot. Yeah, I know. Where is Papa Shark? None of those sharks in chat last night were real sharks, ladies and gentlemen. Please don't get a twist here.
    145:30
    See, I'm talking like a cool kid now. I've been on the internet too long. Yo, dawg, don't get a twist here. Those sharks weren't the real sharks. Those were... They were sharp sharks.
    145:43
    Nope. Fuck. Hey, Deadlip, if you want to check this stuff out on my screen, I know you have this amazing content, but I might try to hang out tonight. I'll follow you right now, buddy.
    145:57
    Um, follow them. You've been followed, Miss Zombie. You have been followed. Good ball, dude. Ten times my score.
    146:14
    Colorado! So if I accidentally get video mode, I'm screwed. What are we gonna do? We kept it. Oh, gee. Oh, they robbed each other.
    146:37
    Boom, boom. Colorado. Oh, no? Is that for me? That is such a tricky mechanism. It was a little better way to do that.
    146:54
    Rebobbering. Yeah. My bad. Yeah, like maybe that should be happening under the table. Yeah. All right.
    147:05
    Yeah, this is going to be totally. 10, 10 million. Is that something that keeps going on? Yeah. What's that crap?
    147:15
    I'm not the only one here. Everyone has to say it. Jacuya. Guys, I didn't do my hair today. It's all floppy and stupid. Floppy the dangerous? Floppy dangerous, bro. I said pit stop. Pit stop. Look at it be. Nice. Nice.
    147:58
    Three hours of non-gaming content. That's all right. For what? You last night. Oh, no. It was more than three hours, guys.
    148:06
    I went till about midnight, and I started screaming at 4.30. Come on back. Mr. Zombie, this game is a blast. And if you can find it, I encourage you to play it. Because it is a phenomenal shooter. Of course. This game plays exceptionally, exceptionally well. And the rules are easy enough to not be called complex. Yeah. No, it works out great. I've never seen Jax behind the ears out of you. Oh, I've got two of them. This one's a penis dressed up as a cowboy. This one's a penis dressed up as a Native American.
    148:47
    I thought I was going to say it to you, didn't you? Y'all racists. Y'all is a bunch of racist racists. Racists.
    149:00
    Gotcha. You ever seen a butt tattoo on a tattoo of a butt tattoo? I call it butt section. Whoa. I almost dropped it. Uh, just hold past it.
    149:22
    Past to the hole. Grr. Ever play GURPS? Not racist, just not polite. That's the correct sign. I'm just messing with you guys.
    149:31
    Y'all's racist. Racist. I played dancing with myself last night when I was dancing. When you were dancing with yourself? Yeah.
    149:45
    Are you going to ride Romney? Also, in like full, in full like ridiculous Batman mask singing into a baseball bat, 140 people came into the chatroom from the front page.
    149:58
    And uh, I'm sure they had no freaking clue what the hell was going on. Also Twitch staff showed up and then I got a little sober, but then I didn't care anymore. Everyone was Billy Idol. Exactly. Okay, Liv.
    150:21
    Very nice. Sling's on. Oh, yeah. Frankie and I revolved on the front page together. It was awesome. Did you guys take a screenshot of that? I would have loved to have seen it.
    150:33
    What? Oh, rumps. My lovely lady rumps. Scooby-Doo talking. Nailed it. My rose. My rose, my rose, my rose. We got both of our castle free lights ready.
    150:55
    The children of the night. Shoot the dogs! Shoo you pups you guys are nice having got form helps helping out Do not fire any of the poppers. I didn't want that.
    151:42
    Nailed it. Dancing with my shell. It's like a dude at Ikea. That's an Ikea commercial right there. I just came up with it.
    152:03
    Of course, TV too. Yeah. Just like the janitor, he's cleaning up at night. They're like, oh, see you, George. He's like, all right, see you guys. Sweet, sweet. You hear the door lock.
    152:15
    Click on his Walkman. You made a song out of the Shooting the Dogs video. I did? Yeah, that's it. I did? Let me hear it.
    152:30
    Let me hear that song, Internet. What are the words? I would love to know. I'm going to start shooting the dogs.
    152:47
    That felt good. Here's the loop. You got rats ass and bats ass. Rats ass and bats ass. Didn't we let you hear it? Thanks, yeah. Wow. Two bats! Dang, I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this. Shut this dog, believe in yourself. Coincidentally, Billy is the name of a popular idea book salesman.
    153:33
    Worldwide, or white world, I'm sorry. I'm not a mic aficionado. I just know what is working for me, and that's what I recommend to people. So I like the blue snowball because it does its job. And if you get real close and slow and talk really deep, you can get all sexy with it. Hey there, fellas, ladies. Pull your cats over to the speakers right now.
    153:58
    Meow. Meow. Dancing with my shavs. The word for just shoot the dogs? Oh, that's not a song. I guess it could be.
    154:21
    Ten million Diva llamas, man. Ten million You got a split again, too, for winning the ring. Really? Ten million Get back in there. You got another Misty. Girl, Misty got added. Come, Poohbutter. Come on, Butter. Come, Poohbutter. Get in there. Again.
    154:53
    Nice. Oh, frick that, dude. Get in there, butthead. I'm out, babe. See you tomorrow. All right, pro. Have a good one, bye. It didn't get anything.
    155:09
    This is Jack T. The Quiet Storm. I've never seen the front page. Oh, whoa. Okay. It's interesting. The point was just shoot the dogs.
    155:24
    Shoot the dogs. Oh, that's probably what it was. That's it, really? Shoot the dogs. Come on, shoot the dogs. Now this right guy here is going to shoot all the freaking dogs on screen.
    155:40
    I win. I gave up on that. Alright, two more to catch up. What time do we have? It's seven. Uh... Last one? Last one.
    155:58
    I gotta get up early so I can play some more pinball. Also, there's a wedding. Also, I'll be wearing a suit tomorrow on stream, ladies and gentlemen, so you get to see me all... Are you going already? ...fixed up, yeah. Alright, I see that. What was the buzz like in Chicago when the Cubs were still in it? Don't know. Don't care.
    156:18
    Sports, stupid. Sports. Ironic shirt equals hipster JD. No way, dude. Myrtle Beach. Oh, I mean Venice Beach. Yeah.
    156:29
    Myrtle Beach would have been even hipster-ier. there is no super confirmed time but I like to at least go 5 to 7 central standard time and since I got some crazy crap to do tonight and then early tomorrow morning I'll be back tomorrow folks and then on Sunday also so don't get exposed to it tomorrow you get to see me all spiffed up Venice Beach take the 405 to the 90s West.
    157:06
    If you're trying to go to Venice... It's a bit of a hollering and gawky car. Yeah, right. Couldn't walk around.
    157:16
    The buzz was so hot it... Yeah, dude. EMP, what's up, buddy? Uh, I can't believe the Cubs crapped the bed as hard as they did. Did they? They got shut out. They didn't win a single And it's really funny, I got up the next day and nothing was different. Nothing was lit up on fire? Yeah. The Cubs aren't allowed to win the World Series, ladies and gentlemen. It's under contract. Starting with goat blood.
    157:49
    They're like, we promise you never-ending streams of fans forever. In return, you don't get to do anything.
    158:00
    Also, I'm not a sports guy in the least, ladies and gentlemen. But I have some friends that are mega Sox people.
    158:09
    And the way they talk about Cubs fans is like the way you talk about... It's almost racist. It's almost like hillbilly racism. Creepy. Like, oh, he's a dunk. They always... They're always like, fat, disgusting. Oh, typical Cubs. Typical Cubs fans. I just sit next to them on the floor. We're in a neighborhood called Sandwich Town. Welcome to Sandwich Town. Capital T Tender.
    158:42
    We're in the West Loopy area, I guess. As in Sandwich Town. We're in Old Sandwich Town. Even Old Sandwich Town. Once knew Hamster Ham.
    158:58
    Once knew Ham. Yeah. We do win, don't we? Yeah. Sounds like my kind of town. Yeah, right? Is it ball three for real? This game went quick. Win!
    159:23
    I didn't need to do this one, even though I just counted it. That was really weird. Oh, I thought I took a picture. No, but it's over already.
    159:37
    Hey now, hey now. The dream is over. It's not me. Catch the lock, guys. Oh no, Jack, you're stuck on the cable. I'm going to kick you in the head. I'm heading to JV&T in San Francisco. Have a great weekend. Derek, have a wonderful time, brother. If I don't see you until Monday, have a wonderful weekend, sir. How are you? Oh! How? Why? Because that was my... I don't know why. I'm going to be honest.
    160:43
    You're trying to come up with something. Yeah, I don't know. Look, obviously, it's the, um... You know, it's the, um... You know, it's the... I did... Skimps just... Skimps... I did, uh... Uh, what are they called? Launch into the werewolf thing, and then that was just the pop out of the werewolf. Oh, nice. So maybe the boss said... Yeah, Tim.
    161:06
    I never drink... 30 coolers in an evening. Oh, that sucked. Oh, the transfer is complete. No! The transfer is complete. Jesus Christ. What the heck is going on? The transfer is complete.
    161:48
    Oh, I got robbed. You can't get me. Ten. Ha, ha, ha. Loud Bud, I'm glad to see you here, buddy.
    162:09
    Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. Had a wife but couldn't keep her. Oh, that's Peter Peter. Not yet. No one won the Logitech C920.
    162:25
    We were three subs short, so we're going to wait, I guess, until this weekend. Actually, we'll wait until Monday so that the regular crowd is here. I don't want to rip anyone off.
    162:35
    We'll do the drawing on Monday if we can get three more subs. Okay. Dinner night. Green mustard. Yep. Green mustard.
    162:55
    Yeah, one more time. Love you. Get in the mist hole. Oh my god, you squaw. Aww. Aww. Toot toot toot toot.
    163:11
    I think we're still waiting on three subs. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, if we get the three subs over the weekend, we're going to wait until Monday so that it's fair for everybody. We'll do the drawing in the middle of the stream, like an hour or two in, and then we'll do it so that everyone's here and ready for it. Nobody won it yet, guys.
    163:37
    Who's that? Hey, can we show them? Hello. Can we show them like, is a high five probably good? Yeah! It works! Alright guys, don't get sick. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. I love you all. We couldn't get three subs. Are you kidding me?
    163:59
    Couldn't get three subs. My heart... My heart is full. Stop it Subway, we told you. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for an awesome week. Thank you for all the donations, the subscriptions, the follows, the lurking, the just viewing. I'm sorry about last night. It was a nightmare of dancing and fun.
    164:17
    Come by tomorrow. We're going to be shooting shit. Donate to kids. I have a wedding to go to tomorrow, so I'm going to try to stream a little bit, and I'll be all spiffed up in my gray suit looking fly, and hopefully I didn't eat too much pizza and I don't fit in it anymore.
    164:33
    First pinhead shooter. Hell yeah. Brett? Love you, buddy. Brad Stark, everyone. Go watch him. He's Dr. Starkweather on Twitch. I play his regular games. He plays video games, but that's fine. You know, people like stuff. I like stuff. Yeah. If I can't play pinball tomorrow, I don't know what I'll do. I'll kill myself. Just kidding. I love you. Have a great weekend, guys. And if I don't see you until Monday, go play some pinball. Have a wonderful night. And goodbye.
    165:02
    Sleep tight. Let all the bugs bite you. it's really disgusting no thank you for the stream thank you for watching whoa beer can what are we looking at oh no that's not it spell his name out please S-T-A-R-K W-E-A-T-H-E-R but with D-R I guess we could have just I'm used to people asking me how to spell my last name Dr. Stockweather Yeah, that's it. Zany. Yeah. Zany. All right, guys. Have a great night. And Monday we'll do the drawing for the Logitech. Because if we don't have three new subs by Monday, we're doing this wrong. We're doing this all wrong. Stark's going to take the camera. I'm going to take the camera. At the end of Monday, I'm going to have three more subs. The camera's mine. Yeah. And he's going to force you to watch it. Yeah. Toilet cam, ladies and gentlemen. It's a very fun game where the toilet is down in, or the camera's in the toilet facing up, and you have to, you have to, it's like a color guessing game of what's going to come out. I like filter it so you're not sure what's happening. It's unique. All right, guys, I love you. Have a good night. Am I a sub? I don't need to be a sub. I'm a sub sub.
    166:21
    I ain't got a sub to nothing. No, all these guys don't have to sub because they're doing it games. Yeah. Later, everyone. And you guys enjoy playing them.