She probably knows it's a pup. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Alright, I just got a little cup. Can I get a little quick cup? Yeah. Oh, you taking off? See you, bud. Two hours back home. You're trying to get your board tonight. You don't know when they come down here. Still a gopher dress. Charlie's already seen the side rails on that thing. Come here. There's no need to wine and... Alright, let me... We sent a little tweet-a-ma-job out here. Just got to get all the social medias. Good eye, good eye, good eye. First, yo, what's up, Jaded? Good to see you, Scary Beard. How you doing? Yeah, I know, right? Come on. What are we doing? Good day. Good day. Good day. Good day. Good day. Let's make that a little bigger so we can read it. Okay. We are live on Earthshaker. I spelled that wrong. How many of you are jumping that back? I don't really know. Aftershock. I found you a donut once. I was like, I'm excited. But you didn't eat lunch, so I kind of. Let's see. I feel like I won't. It just has to be really defensive. What's up, my guy? Holla all. Let's go. Let's pull up the face. We'll pull up the face. Double danger pin, pinball? Double danger pin, double danger ping, ping pong. Dude, pinball. What's up, dude? Pinball? Yeah. Twitch. Double danger. I love Robert. Yeah, he's a good kid. He sent me a holiday card. Me too. Robert, thank you for the card, my man. And the Leatherman. For leathering. Leather person. Hey, it's that guy. Yeah, we got Scott Danesi here. Well, actually, we're at his house. We got Scott. Well, yeah, I guess I could be here. Yeah. Could not. Who knows? We're here at Scott and Niecy's house. We got a pupper. Yeah. Monica. Monica. Hey. This dog pooped on my gear. Yeah, it was funny. It's smelly. Oh, yeah. Good job, Monica. It's smelly. It's smelly. What are you doing with this? I know. I know. Where is the... Oh. That's scary. Pinball. Yeah, those are hidden. Dude, pinball. Sup, Royals? Pinball king and queen. Oh, you think she's the queen? Who would be... I'm thinking... Is there anything higher than a king? No. God? Yeah, so I'm pinball god. There you go. Jack won his first tournament in forever last night, guys. Oh, I played my first tournament in forever and I won. It was pretty great. I'm happy about it. Oh! You got a shit-tastic score on TNA, though. Yeah, I got 144,000 points. 122, actually. This dude over my shoulder here randomly popped in. This is my dad. Charlie from Spooky Pinball swung on by. We're going to play on Earthshaker Aftershock. It's going to be dope. And when it breaks down, we'll switch the score again. Yeah. We also have a bag of tell here that we're probably going to stream pending setting up the cameras over. It doesn't take too long. Where is Big the Bastard? Katie and Buzz are watching at home and she's really jealous because I just got kisses from Monica. Aww. Dude, Chuck, I got to hold a freaking koala, dude. You just got zero videos of eating biddies from Katie tonight by saying that. They gave them STD tests so they can breed them and they don't give you chlamydia. Is that real quick? Yeah. Yeah, they will give you STDs. So, yeah, I went there, and the gentleman that was hosting me, Dr. John, he actually paid for a koala experience for me. So I got to go into, like, where they were just sleeping on trees, and I got to, you know, be close to them. And then they just gave me one, and it, like, hugged me and just sat there for a while. It was pretty great. It was pretty great. Charlie is hatless. I repeat, hatless. It happens. Uh-huh. Occasionally. Red K, good to see you. Pin spotter. Forgot it doesn't go with the Ellis Cooper. You played Lebowski in Portland? Nice, dude. Koala, I got to hold a chuck. What? Oh, that's my wife. What's up? You hanging out with this guy? Hi, Laura. Avoid the clap. Jimmy Koala. Alright. So, we are here. At Scott Danesi's house. Danessy. Danessy. Danessy. And he, you folks may be familiar with Earthshaker. We had one in the studio for like three days. We streamed it once. I still don't know how to play the game. But Scott like ripped the brains out of one and put a P-Rock system in it. Yes. Yeah, mostly. Okay. It's got a P-Rock thing. There's like a computer inside of it. So what he's able to do is you can play the original game, correct? Yeah. And then you can switch over to his sequel that he made, which is just a different light show. Yeah, basically, well, what's different about it is it's similar rules, but there are better light shows, better music. Like, the jackpots, you don't just get one jackpot and then you're done. There's extra, like, there's, like, super jackpots and other crap. I'm not going to say I'd do it. Better shaker motor integration. Ooh. Yeah, that's fun. Okay, so I did this a long time ago, though, and I don't remember exactly the state of the game. So we'll just have to play it. Sure. Internet, to give you a quick showing of what's happening here, I might be too zoomed in, but you can see the backbox is actually clear, so you can see the brain of this monstrosity. What dark magic is this? Yeah, man. It's got some crazy stuff going on in the backbox. Wait, my wife says we got a package from you today, Double Danger, and apparently she wears a size small. Okay, thanks, Laura, for trying to. Everyone wants a piece of freaking Robert. Everyone wants a piece of Robert Including my wife apparently Great well let's just get into it So this is set up for the original Or for the new one Which I think we should just play the new one Okay let's just get into the new one So you're going to tell me what's going to happen You just want to get Let's do a one player And let's talk through what's happening It's loud That was your wife's voice That was my wife's voice Okay. Yeah. That was Sarah. So you hear the music, right? Is this more original Scott? No. This is not original music. This is music just from artists that I like that I just got to compile together. So. Here, let me take spots with you so that you're closer to the mic. Yeah, I'll talk to this thing. There you go. All right. So what's going on now is it's really similar to regular Earthshaker. You're just collecting the zones. And then, yeah. One, two. So you collect three zones, which is most likely zone nine, but it's getting overridden right now by the super skill shot. Okay. So you collect the random zones that are lit. You collect three, you lock a ball, you collect three more, you lock a ball, you collect three more, and then you start your multiball. Really similar to Earthshaker. It gets progressively harder, though, after you get out of that multiball because then you have to do four and four and four. Sure. So it's kind of neat, though. But there's a skill shot, which is cool, a super skill shot now, where you launch it all the way around, and then you have to immediately slam that captive ball. I forgot what it gives you. I don't remember. But we'll just play. I like it. Seriously, though, I wrote this a very, very long time ago, so I apologize. I don't know the details totally. My wife had a message for you, Jack. Tell Jack I hate him. Aw, love you too, buddy. I told you it was the koala. Yeah, right. The koala thing, yeah. Do it to find out. Should we put a four-player game in and just freaking go ham on this? It's up to you, man. Yeah, let's just go. Yeah, we'll just go with this one. All right. I'll start us off, though. Full plunge all the way around to Captain Ball. Yeah, good. Shoot for Captain Ball. Nailed it. There's a flipper up there, you know. I was hoping I'd get backhand the... I like this. So, I don't know what the original sounds sound like, but these sound way nicer. Yeah, it's... There's nothing like the original music. Is that a new spinner noise? Yeah, everything's new. Oh, everything's new. Everything. There's no new original. Everything's new from scratch. No new original anything. Oh, okay. Well, let's see what you got, buddy. Okay. Justin, this game doesn't crash, does it? It didn't crash for me. I guess we'll find out. Matrix shaker. Also, Internet, does everything look and sound okay? Let me know. If you need me to tweak anything. Looks amazing. Cool. The sound and look is okay. Spin for profit. I went to my tweak my face. Thank you. Not a flying foot. I went to my PO box I didn't see anything in there did you? shift love you sounded good I had to boost a bit but the game is nice and loud so we're good wow what? did you put in the road bonus? and the road bonus? no you yelled at me about this like three years ago I didn't put it back in. I got distracted. This ball locker. This sounds like the crystal method. Oh, damn it. So, yeah, Jameson, this is an existing game you can find out in the world. Also, is there something special about this physical machine here itself? Oh yeah, this is Earthshaker prototype number two, and it's been restored. There you go. Which is kind of neat. This is the second prototype for Earthshaker. Crystal. Yeah. Is there any chemical brothers in here? I don't know, actually. That's a big one to figure out. I mean, I'm learning this here now for the first time. I'm just joking. What the hell? Did they not give you a card letting you know you had a package? There was nothing in there, Sin. Let me make sure the PO box is correct. Yeah, yeah. 1-8-2-3-6, Chicago, Illinois, 618. Yeah, that's true. Sounds like a good name for Crystal's tutorial blog, The Crystal Method. Oh, God. Ah! It's better than Tooth. It's a band, though. Nice job blowing up Game of Thrones last night. Thanks, dude. Keep it up. I freaking torched it up. Who wouldn't? Uh-oh. That was weird. I don't know why everything just switched. That was really strange. Who wants to play it for us? Terry? Oh, you want to sneak in here? Yeah, do it. Okay, here we go. I'm just proud of what I made this. It's Twitch Steam. Sorry about that, Internet. I'm not sure why it's Twitch Steam. Bitchy. Good job! Thanks, Sarah. Good job! Good job! So good. Oh, no. I'm playing, uh, you know, Welcome back to the lead, your amazing ladies and gentlemen, Flippers and Butter. Love you, bro. Oh, that was fun. That's sweet. Dude, Probe, how you been, bud? I haven't seen you in forever. How you doing, bro? I've been in there a lot. The right leg up there off the left lip will spot you as zone and lock you a ball. So that's pretty easy. And the jackpot does not carry over from player to player. Good. Yeah, which I thought was unfair. Good move. Football is well on the West Coast. Prove the three. Aw. Aw. All right. Let's see what, again, Bad Ball 1 Danger. Busy with the holidays, man. The game sounds almost as good as TNA. Nice. Check this shit out. Oh! Suck my butt. You know what's cool, though? That skill set? I didn't remember. It gives you a skill shot multiplier in the next ball. Oh, wow. Yeah, so the next skill shot you get, no matter which one it is, it multiplies it by three. Go. Get up. All right, get the zone. Get the zone. You need that zone or the red banner. So zone. Oh, God. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. I figured that was coming. So I need zone two. Yep. And then what happens? You can spot a zone two. Also, if you just do a regular not skill shot, but hit one of those other values. Oh. 100k plus spot, 25k plus spot, and there's like a 50k plus spot. Oh, cool. So that'll spot that last one for you, and then you can just make a shot for the lock. Great player, too. Let's see what you got. Yo, Lane, what's going on, buddy? Good to see you. Probe. Glad to see you. I'm glad you're here, bud. I'm glad you're here. Dean's girl, how you doing? Love you. You're gorgeous. I'm going to send you the tracking number via Twitch message. Cool, dude. Cool, cool, cool. They just might have been slacking. I don't know. Really, the people that run my post office are the frickin' worst. Call 2-1. Call 2-1. Get in there. It's just the design of the ramp, man. Oh, yeah, man! Ha ha ha! Cute! Why did you hit the get it to say lion, then? Oh. That's awesome. Why is that? Rip USPS on the holidays? Yeah, that's true. Pistol on hold for a bit. Have played New Guardians. Will I have to play the new code? Nice, DBJ. Good to see you, man. Fingers crossed Aftershock will make it to Texas Pinball Festival. Alright, I need to... We'll see. I would love to go to TPF, but I... I'm holding off spending myself there to see if I can get someone else to pay for it. All right, Jesse. Show us what you got. All right. All right. Darn. Oh, double alcohol. Oh, weird. Oh, weird. Nope. I can't see him. Oh! I wanted to send you the money, Captain. I want a little night show. Oh my god. Oh, a shaker. Oh, yes. There's a shaker. Didn't this team have like a really funny code name? I don't know. It's called like, Bolt Loosener? It's like a funny name like that. It's true. Is it? Yeah. I'll have to look that up. Oh, come on! Who designed this thing? I'm that father, dude. Okay, so I think when I went to Jersey Jack and we were discussing what the next game was going to be after Woz, because they wanted to pull Nick and I in on it, we were doing conversations about whatever, We were talking about this game and he said that the code name for it was like... Yeah, like, Groot and Ruling Nerd or something like that. Oh no! Yo, the arcade for 22 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your message and leaving your amazing ladies and gentlemen in slippers and butts up. Dude, you are two months away, arcade. What? I just like to be certain, dude. Zero. New music for Aftershock? Yeah, baby. The last death million for you. I don't know, it's kinda so fast. Oh! The thing about Spinner poses is you forget to do that. Yeah, I do forget that there. Is this... Me? Is this player one? Alright, here we go. The Arcade. Dude, Arcade, how you doing, bub? Alright, Internet, check this out. Are we dropping frames? Okay, looks like we're dropping some frames. That also might be... We might mess with this camera a little bit. Hey, I did that. Thank you. Increase it, buddy. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. Whoa. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. Ladies and gentlemen. Bouncy, bouncy. Dude, that lock shot. It's tight as hell. I never go for it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You lock shot. Okay. Where do I put my third ball? Oh, I gotta get all the zones. You gotta zone it up. I need the zones. Can you do this? Right. Maybe I need it easier. We're gonna shat this. Oh, oh no. Oh my god, you were risky. Actually, we... You put it in the ball source just now. I was cradling! Well, dude, Young Scott wrote this. He doesn't know how to do it. Come on, Young Scott. What are you doing? Boom. Keep it going. Big money. That's fine. I love that song. Yeah. That was one of my best bitter songs I think I've ever made. It's a great bitter song. Is this annoying? It's like I feel a hot body really close to me. Hot breathing. It was open for Sarah Rosie, didn't it? Oh. It's all right, John. All right, all right. All right, does it tweak our... Three zones, maybe? I'm getting more than five, so... Young Scott is the hottest rapper out right now. Young Scott? Y-U-N-G. They call me Young Scott. Nice Yule log, brah. Oh yeah. Oh, that's a real fire. Oh, come on. You sent the tracking number? Write on it. I'll check it out. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. That's just... Old Mandit. Did you say Old Mandit? Old Mandit. Which means it went faster than my kind of routine. Old man. Oh, man, here it is. What's up, brother? Sort of. A lot of stuff in there. Still working on the thing, still making the stuff. I'm evolving right now. I'm selling a restaurant. Hell, yeah. And that's a good thing. Yeah, I'm starting to finally see my location, which is amazing. In fact, I played the tournament with one last night. I had a birthday. Yeah, yeah. How do you do on that? Yeah, I should have said pretty much. I tuned in and saw you do that and thought, hmm. Yeah, that's it. 130 left, maybe? It was 122. Oh. But, in my defense, I didn't go there to compete. But when I made the playoffs, that's when I said, you know, time to put my big boy pants on. Nope, can't do it. Oh, you tried to do the little, it's leaning to the right a little bit. Yo, the gamer, what's up, dude? Love that there's a ball save, not like the original game. Yeah, there you go. After you, good sir. Oh, shit. I'm sorry, shoot. Oh, you can say shit. You're just not ever allowed on my show again. You have a person who's been throwing off the show? Yeah, right. I lost the show a long time ago. I'm doing great, Jamie. I'm doing great. Free multiball. Internet, can everyone type one swear word in chat, please? Just one. Thank you. Just one swear word. Bog, if you're watching at home, turn your head. Yeah, right. Come on. Please don't read it. Nice house. Yeah, right? There you go. One square. Poop. Poor shit. Poop. Yeah! Everyone's writing poop. Is it a boarder? Go for it. It's a big one. No. Just end my game? No. Worth it. That's pretty good. So really, Jack, while I showed up tonight, I woke up this morning and everybody was healthy, happy, wonderful. And Doug immediately got the flu. Oh, no. So I took a shower and went to work, and I'm just not going home until he's over. Hey, there. Come on, dude. I'm watching, and I know you are. I'm never coming home. Just catch me after you firebomb the house with Lysol, and I'll be back. Double O, Alex, for three months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Love you, buddy. Thank you for the support, dude. Yo. My buddy. What's up, buddy? Hey, is Robert on here tonight? Yeah. Robert, hey, all the minions said thank you for the Leatherman. That was really cool. Yeah, it is. I love my Leatherman. I didn't bring it with me. Software by Scott, so you changed the first take of software? Yeah, he put a P-Rock system in it. Oh, it's a death metal. going into techno. Da-da-da-da-da-da. All right. We already had a meeting earlier and Monica pooped on Jack's stuff. What'd I do? I think he said I think that we had that earlier. The dog pooped on my stuff. Well, actually, the dog pooped on the stuff. He near the stuff. That's great. I'm very excited. I've never been this close to a wrestle. Oh, yeah, here I am in the flesh. Chuck Emery of Spooky Pinball, ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know. Watch this, watch this. I'm gonna touch it. Don't do it! No! Uh, I'm gonna go first. Actually, let's see what you got. Yeah. Let's see what you got. Oh, okay. I'm not very good with games that this guy designs. Does Charlie play pinball? Occasionally. We're about to find out. I have no idea what I'm doing. Thank you, Wax. I think I saw that dude. I'll check it out. Uh, keep the blinking light. Which one? Yeah, Crystal joined the blood. We're all crypts over here. Is that what that's all about? She's a gang member now. Can I do the upper? I don't know if I can. Uh, Wonko, yes, you can play the original. Scott did make sure that that was an option. Um, how the hell do I get over to that left slipper? Wait, to what slipper? The upper one? I'm sorry, I just did and I'm... Oh, you feed it straight up the middle of that white road area there. Yeah, over there. Bloop! Anime! Rocking! Okay. Okay. Not bad. It's better than what I did. How much rewiring did he do under the playfield? Uh, I'll wait until he gets back over here. I don't believe he had to do anything. Yeah, I think he just dug into the brain back here. Nailed it. Goddamn it. I didn't see it. My wife Katie says that our dog Sally started looking for Monica when she started barking on TV. So you're drawing a little finger band-aid. Yes. What's up, dog? You're very big. Hello, dog. Son of a biscuit. Voodoo envy for six months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League of Enemies. I think ladies and gentlemen, Clippers about half a year, dude. I love you. Not much, Wonko. Mostly an auto launcher. Okay. Double days of pinball. Yo, Voodoo, I love you. Uh, Crystal, I need Crystal G on the pinball, please. That popcorn smells amazing. All right, I'm going to get this. Crystal has 16,000 points. Good luck. 16,000 points. Did I see on print side that Geeky was trying to get you number 75, so... Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah, we will have number 75 out before the end of the year. Actually, more games than 75. Some locations and show games are getting out ahead of time, but... That's awesome. It's really, really helping. We need to start addressing Outlaw Razor, so let's just put it that way, The game is doing very well on location. And the more people that get to play it, it's better for everybody. Yeah, baby. Did you listen to the most recent Head to Head podcast? I have not. They give you guys some really good... The one with Kaneda? Yeah, with Kaneda. Oh, I did. We lost you guys. Yes. We did hear that. It was pretty good criticism. I thought it was fair. Let's put it that way. Kaneda. The guy likes to speak his mind. Yeah. Well, he's a marketing guy, so he's, you know... Ah, come on! He's something. He's crazy. We're friends on Facebook. Are you watching? Oh, what? We're friends on Facebook. Ooh, love this game. I'm still sad I didn't win. All right, where am I? Oh, really? Dude. Galavanting. This is a fun game, but what you're seeing here is all the code and lights and music have been redone. It's been redone. Is TNA going to be at the Texas Pinball Festival? Absolutely! More than one! We will have a standard edition and a butter edition thanks to Ed Van Der Veen who is a god amongst pinball show fumes. Of butter. So yeah, they'll both be there. And, and, and, uh... Oh! AC's going to be there too? That's what's up. Uh, Sarah, do you want to get in on this? Sure. Yeah, you're player four, man. Let's hear your own voice. First Poetic, yes you did, thanks to Rob Anthony, there is a TNA in San Francisco at Alamo Draft House. Alamo Draft House. Again, this is another, we need to kind of take care of some options here. The more people that get to play it, the better it does. Jackpot! We're not used to having games that others actually want. want. Uh, gallivanting, this is running off of a P-Rock system. P-Rock. Google P-E-E space R-O-C-K. It'll be a bunch of rocks of urine. You just messed up my ball. I was totally you. Not that I, not that I. And back up with, uh, let's see, I gotta get some stuff and things. No, P-R-O-C, that's what is running this game right now. gallivanting. The music on here was not made by Scott. It's just some of his favorite music. There's a ball save. Also, Scott added a ball save to this game which does not exist in the regular game. Okay. Okay. Well, you still kick my ass. Alright. We'll get there. Nailed it. Alright. We just gotta hit. I would like to trap the ball please. Thank you. Alright, hit number one. Missed terribly. Thanks Farrah. Wait, what? Oh god, that shot is so dirty. Yeah, that lock shot is nasty hard. There. Nope. Gross. We're eating the puppet. Got that lock. Maybe a double ball save next night, right? Double ball safety. Okay. She's almost koala-ing there, Katie. Koala. I held a koala. But listen, don't get upset because wild koalas will give you chlamydia. What do you think, Monica? Do you want to go to breakfast with us? Ooh, bring the puppies to the pinball show? Do you want to go to Atlanta? She's blocking it. She's going to check the pinball again. She was there last week. She's tracking the ball. She's like a robot in her autonomy. Listen, you're welcome to get on the glass if you want to play. She actually is. She's a bloodhound. Oh, it's gone. Sorry, dude. All right, Crystal. Wait, Monica just learned a new thing. She tracks the ball out of the play field. Go play pimp ball? Go play pimp ball? She's gonna join the bells and whistles. Oh, bells and chimes. We have our newest, we have our mascot actually. She could be our mascot. Oh! She's a little in Chicago. Mommy. Excuse me please. Okay. Thank you. You get to roll the mat ball. I wanna get a fantastic ball. I think she may have excited Pete on me a little bit. That's okay. That's okay. What happens to the girl puppies? Oh. You're all right. Thanks. Thank you. Oh, what's that ball doing? Are you going to track it? Watch it. You're not cooperating. Ball's over there. Don't mess up Crystal's game. Yeah, it's good. It's a challenge. This should be Jay's next Olympic game. You have a dog hovering over you. On the playfield. On the field with the puppy. Puppy's in pinball. In some circles being peed on. Alright. Let's see what you got buddy. Good point. My friend, my friend Jessica from Madison. She's got one tournament. And one of them she keeps in her study. And his name is Pocket. I think I've seen it. Yeah. I saw the person at, I think it was Texas that had the stroller, the doggy stroller. Oh, and this man here. You got this, buddy. All right. Oh, where's my mask off? Don't know, wait, don't want to know how someone can contract a cleft from a koala. It happens, man. It happens, man. Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for being beautiful. I love you. You sound just like the girl in the game. I look like the girl in the other game. Wait, you what? Oh, that's right. She's on. She's on. Oh, this is you. I think I can actually do something right this time. Let's get that lead. Oh, man. Lick-a-mum. Jackpot is great. Jackpot is great. Wow, you're really good at mimicking that. There's a bug in the stopwatch that's white. Um... Wax, good to see you, buddy. Thanks for that info, dude. Yeah, I'll definitely download that and start scoping. Uh, get the P-Rock action happening. Alright... God, there's no blinking lights. Where am I going? Um, you need the left in lane here. Oh, never mind, you got it. Why do you shoot that? I'm not Jack Danger. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta chat, chat the in lane. Oh, the center ramp will get you. No way. Go to zone 5. Go to zone 5. It'll feed you to the upper person. Oh my god. Why don't I just do that? There you go. Fancy. Bonesail. Float. Winter Sail is coming. Is that Gaben? Yes, it is. Scott is on Spotify. There you go. Spotify, you mean? Oh! You got robbed. There it is. Alright, now you just need to catch the ball. Stretch your pants. It's true. Johnny, how you doing, bud? Okay. Yeah, that was awesome. Well, I mean... We did everything good so far. Yeah? You were hitting your shot? I'm a shit. Okay. I need, uh... Double the points. Here we go. This should do it. Rock it. See? Oh, ball two. I'm famous. Rock it. The shaker's going insane. It tickles your hands. It's really so nuts. There we go. Did one of the cameras freeze? Did it? Oh, my favorite camera maybe? Yeah. Yeah. I gotta figure out why it's doing that. I think I, actually I think I know why it's doing that. We were messing around with the resolution and I changed it. Uh, I'll fix it here in a second. I'm kind of dizzy right now. What ramp will light the jackpot? Center ramp? Either ramp will light the jackpot. What's this other zone thing doing? That's for a few for jackpots. You gotta collect them all in order. I don't know why this froze, but I'll take a look at that. Alright, we got the ball set. The game is Earthsaker Afterthought. Yeah, so it's a... oh sorry, yeah go for it. Oh go ahead, it's not all I know. I have no idea who made it. It a pre Pat Lawler game that got redid the lights the pound the code like everything for it They just put in the back the Wargaza hunting game, the day one... uh... ...tabong game, so... You've been in multi-bully gold hands? Yeah, I got a jackpot already. I put your frame back behind ya. Well, now I'm not. Oh. Somebody wants to show our DNA. Did you? Are you showing their DNA? Somebody wants us to show our DNA. Oh, they got, uh, whatever. There's two over here. The original idea for DNA. All right, Crystal, you're up, buddy. I'm going to fix what's wrong with these cameras really quick. Sorry, guys. A stud library. So it's going to freeze for a second, isn't it? Hold tight. Everything's going to freeze for just a second. Hey, I'm not winning anymore. I'm sorry. I'm locked away for three seconds. Wait, what's that called? Losing? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I tried to make all the cameras 1080, but that was a bit of a mistake. Come on. All right, we're good. Whoa, that's a sandwich. Oh, I have a sandwich. Great hand moment. All right, Sarah, you're up. Yep. So this should stop the freezing. Here, hold my tie. I won't hold your tie. That should stop the freezing. Sorry about it. Yo, Wax for 250 bitties. Thank you so much for the support, buddy, and also donating that to charity. You're gorgeous. Thank you. Riggie says, hi, Charlie. Hello! How you doing? Alright, I think we should be good. Yeah, I don't think we're gonna freeze anymore. Sorry about that kiddos. Yo Scribble, what's up dude? How you doing, BB? Can't wait to get TNA number 150. Nice! We're getting to the end of the line! TNA 150 I cleared two more right before I came here and I think I have three more in the morning to get out before Christmas damn dude that's awesome double danger with the 100 booty thank you so much and for hashtagging charity on the end of that you're gorgeous I did not finish last yeah you're welcome Everyone's eating, so I'm going to keep you guys occupied until everyone's done eating. Then I'll go eat, let these folks take over, stuff my belly. You want to go eat? You want to take over? Sure. All right, listen. Sarah and Chuck are going to duke it out. I'm going to move the camera down a little bit because you guys are short. This is for the rights to the name Dead Chicks. Where are we going? Where are we going? Tell me. Tell me. You're telling me. Where are we going? Hello. You're just tuning in. Her voice is actually in the game. You're going to hear a lot of echoes. Yeah. I'm very sorry, Internet, that you have to watch me play pinball right now. I apologize. You could just show us the pups and everyone can eat. Well, everybody loves puppies. Right? Where's the puppy? They're usually around me. Something's wrong. Dave is behind you and Monica is, I don't know where. Probably followed Jack to the kitchen. She's probably pooping on something. You missed that. I don't think you were here for that. I'll pop the arm up. Hi, Teddy. Hi, Squirrel Mike. Oh. Oh, that was probably really cruel. I apologize in advance. You can have the ball. People are so happy. Why can't I not get the ball to stick in the lockout? I did. This is Dave. Ah! I am distracted by puppy poop. I'm trying to throw off your game. How am I going to win this? How am I going to win this? You gained a lot of weight. Holy cow. I'm sorry, I've been trying to watch it, but it's the holidays. Geez, I'm really stressed because of all this. I wish I could hit that captive ball. Yeah, isn't that cute? My dog's been tracking the ball. See that live cast? That was like a Jeff Beans remove. And I still can't hit that damn cast as well. I think we're supposed to call out these things. Fin for profit. Thank you. I think I'm going to be... Oh, Flipper's been locked up. Hey! Flipper's been locked up, Internet. Here's the thing, okay, Internet? Internet. Poop jokes. Hey, Internet. I'm devilishly handsome. Oh, oh. I was going to go grab mine, but I'm hooking with a game. Hi, I'm Jack Danger. I'm a national Australian pinball player for you, and I got chlamydia from a gorilla. I didn't know that was a thing until I saw the doctor. To Laura and Chuck at home, I'm sorry. Oh, thank you. Thank you. He's throwing off my game. You can play a tip game! Oh, forget it! It's so adorable! It's so adorable, thank you! You're so cute. The puppy trapper. Hi, my little puppy. You're so sweet. You can never throw off my game, mind. Yep, this is Jack, huh? Am I trying to hear that clumping with their shirt? with their shirt. Yeah, I'm making an Alice Cooper game. And we're going to be at Texas Pinball Festival if it kills me with a beautiful thing that you're going to love. Even if you hated Rob Zombie, you're going to like this game. That's a bold statement. She's the Captain's doll. I really wish I could. It was supposed to bounce. It was supposed to bounce and it didn't. It's right there. How does that work when it's all angled this way? All right. Okay. So, Internet. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about this game. I don't know anything about this game. Her husband made it. He still doesn't know anything about it. The funny thing is, I actually came down here a few times to play TNA while he was working on it, but he always had it disassembled. Yep, Alice on screen playing his machine. Yes! Would love to do that. Never say never, Alistair's a cool dude. He's very nice. Am I still in this thing? Am I doing okay? Here we go. Wait a minute. Maybe if I leave the glass alone... Leave them on. It'll be better. I'll absorb the Jack Danger Nest. Yeah. Balls? What? Hey, I lost a ball. Get up there. Whoa, Sarah, that's a little long. All right, Internet. Tell me your favorite song from the 90s. What was the best? I mean, have we played this one yet? I don't know. Favorite song from the 90s. Everything by Rob Zombie and Pantera. Unicorn. That was not good. Yo, is that guy a teacher? Did it have to involve sensation? It is! Oh, you're so extraordinary. Who won? Who won that game? I think we all did. Oh, I did, just barely. Oh, wow! This must be good funny breakout music or something. Is there any good music made in the 90s? I know, I mean, I had a great challenge. When was that song, Return to Innocence, when did that come out? With, like, Native American champions? Oh, that was, like... Hi, hi. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hi. That was the name of it? I know. So we were in Minnesota, dropping off three TNAs, when Sarah Rose found... Monica. What was Monica's name at the time, though? Monica. Was it Monica? I thought you named her Monica. No, the amazing thing about it was Scott and I had two female puppy names kicked out, Monica being one of them, and when we found her, the shelter already had her name Monica. And I took it as a sign that she was going to come home with us. Oh, Joe's in there. Hi. Yeah. So Sarah Rose filled out an application. Hey, it's Kevin Denisey. Put my wife down as a puppy reference. And I'll be darned if they didn't call my wife the next day and I immediately got a hold of Scott and said, Hey, guess what? You're going to be getting married. You guys knew before us. That's so rad. And then Monica joined the family. You, your little Monica and the magnificent Denise, you say hello in a minute. Kevin, you coming over here or what? Charlie drove two hours to come hang out. You're only like, you're like 40 minutes away. Also, Scott verified that you guys are related and I believe it now. I believe it now. Yeah, like same real, same mom, and same dad. I can't even play with these on. They're polarized. You've got to be an international pinball celebrity to wear that. That's true. Feels good, man. Oh, no, these are the ones I wore to your party. You should try these. Oh, these are dirty. I'm embarrassed. I can't see your friends, but I bet I can design games better now. Player board. I'm going first. I'm going to let Scott start us off. Alright, I'm doing this. Kevin, just come on over here, dude. Kevin, come on. Do it. It's too late now. Come on. I'll take that, whatever. TNA landed in Georgia last week on location. Nice, dude. What was that? You were both there. I know. That's rad, man. That's rad. What's with the pinball machine without a backbox in the background? Oh no, that's a bagatelle. That's the precursor to a pinball machine, my man. Flipperless game. Flipperless? Missed it by a French guy or something. Flipperless pinball. In Harry Williams' first game, he made something called Contact Master. And that's a replica of it. There you go. So yeah, Tobagatel, and Scott came up with a very unique tilt mechanism for it. Oh, I didn't do that. Oh, good. No, that's the original tilt mechanism, it's just replicated. Beat Jack Sears. Cheers. A baguette with a D&D? No, it's just got like a red thing. It's just like a little back glass. Yeah. Are T&As being sold? Yeah. Absolutely. Do you want to buy one? A letter K, a letter T at 5050funball.com. We'll get you a game. It's me. It's me. Wait, does that have any beer in it? Hey! There's the thing. You'll get there. I believe in you! No one's noticed the Great Arm Bonus you're seeing here, has they? Arm bone? Great Arm Bonus. I kept calling it Ham Bonus. The Great Ham Bone. The Great Ham Bone. The Great Ham Bone. The screen needs more Joe. Uh... Who? Who? Blase. Uh-huh. You guys miss Joe Blase, huh? I like having beer that doesn't have bits of beef floating around in it. What are the rules to aftershocks? It's like Earthshaker, but better. Like Earthshaker, but better. It's not a buzz. It's not a buzz. It's a butt horn. Yeah, it was a butt horn. That was like a baboozla that you put on your butt. Is it baboozla or boo-hoo-zella? I don't know. It's got to be a Dr. Seuss thing. My baboom-thula. That's a waltz. That's a waltz. That's a waltz. That's a waltz. That's a waltz. That's a waltz. That's a waltz. It's like an Italian didgeridoo. Yeah. Have a baby. The baby sucker? It's an Italian didgeridoo. I already had a shower today, Marcia. Thank you. That is a tough shot, Internet. That is a tough shot. Right there. Got it. It's a boo-boo-boo. Oh, God, I looked away. A boo-boo-fulla. Boo-boo-zulla. Boo-boo-zulla. All right, we're going to... How do you hook a boo-boo-zulla to your butt? You probably do that. I mean, you can hook a lot of things to your butt. Oh, yeah, get it back in the way. I had to do that from like a rickety Center is worth 50 million dollars Is it always worth 50k All right check this out Internet Oh! My man! Sorry, internet. That's called the front and back. The old front and back. It's like a reverse Picard maneuver. Is that wrong? I don't know. The reverse Picard? Super cute! Around... Okay, we need... Oh, we can get it. Oh, God. I think we're going to have to throw a puppy at him. Go get him. Oh, we're going to have to throw the puppy. This is worth a lot of money. Yeah, right there, $50,000. Oh, it went away? Yeah. Okay, no, yes, no, no, no. Okay, here we go. Oh hey look you can update your computer now Jack, I'm trying to do this. Oh son of a fin! Can you click snooze? Can you get Windows 10? I hate Windows 10 so much. Oh dude, land that spinner, 3000 per spin. Oh you tricked me. I didn't trick you, you just didn't do the shot. Then you can do that backside move again. Oh, the... Swiggity-swoop? Yeah, the swiggity-wag. Wow, the Boozla party. Boozla! Butt-Boozla-Zella! Better shaker motor integration? Better shaker motor integration. Big time. I'm touching your seat now. If you were a regular shaker, you'd never do that. They wouldn't have lasted very long, I'm looking. DNA does it. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Damn. And it's solid. Yeah, but that was program by Stagler. And who knows what this is going to do. Yeah, this is by Young Scott, the rapper. Yeah. Y-U-N-G. Y-U-N-G. Y-U-N-G. Great. Oh, now you gotta get... Now you gotta hit that ramp. Like that. Oh, no, not like that. Like that. Not like that. Like that. With that flipper. With that one. Up in there. No, I can't hear you. Shoot the right ramp. Oh, Sarah, you... Shoot the right ramp. Um... Shoot the right ramp. Give this a second. I, like, got it all hot. Is it all grease, though? It's not sweaty, it's just warm. Who's player four? Nobody. Oh, yeah, we need Aubrey. Take it away, bud. Game designed by Young Balls. Okay. Teradak, I love you. The reverse Picard is an upcharge on most screens. Wait, what? Who said that? Yeah, I want to see that again. Oh, me calling that shot? Yeah, that was hot, right? That shot was cool, man. I love when I got that. Rip it up through the spinner, mess around off the rampax. Feels good, man. It's just warm. Shannon Stafford, 904. I hope everyone has a great holiday. Coming in hot for 30 months in a row, dude. Holy crap! 30 months. Shannon, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Love you, buddy. Shannon, I hope you're well. Happy holidays to you too, friend. You are? Yeah. 30 months. Oh, that's right. Wait, it's the worst score. You're number one. I clipped that reverse record. Who wants it? Who else is? Oh, there you go. You can click that link and it'll show you what I did. No, I think it's me. Sorry. I'm not clear on it. Does the internet know who's player is it? Yeah, Bug. What's Bug's name? No, I'm pretty sure. Bug. His name's Bug. No, he's Spooky Football, but I'm not there. Okay. He's probably laying on the couch. He's watching you on a fire stick and not on the laptop. He's sitting on the toilet with a bucket in front of him because both ends, right? I hope you're well, dude. The flu is no fun. Oh, come on! I could have seen it if I wouldn't hit the blue button! He had the ruffle last night. He got the flu today. They weren't pitting when they were in. No, but they were like rolling around sweating in a hot gymnasium. Trading them sweat. Trading them sweat. Maybe that's where he got the flu. He got the flu from the other wrestler. Thinking of sweat. Or that other wrestler got it. Yeah, that's a really good idea. That's what they're for. That's what it's for, yeah. I mean, I use them for work, but it's a little dangerous. Crystal uses them to make coffee. No, it's an arcade thingy. Dingy. I just called you a dingy. Ding dong. Did you see Ball Save is generous to a cult? Yeah, you know, it knew I was playing. You know what, 72 seconds. Uh... I got a wink somehow. Like I did at that DNA tournament. Hello, Father. I see you're writing. What if Captain Carnival? Uh, that means you hit that thing and it's the highest level. You can't tell everybody. VanVers used a naughty word for it. That's what the captain ball. Crystal, is this your soda beer? Model Le Mans. Alright. Check this out, internet. Reesha! We're going to try something sneaky here in a minute. Check this out. Oh, you were trying to do what I tried to do. No, I was trying to... I only wanted the ball to come out a little bit, but I sort of flipped it too hard. I was going to backflip it up and into... Oh, come on. The second inline. Isn't that bad? Because, like, you're just walking across, though. It would have been great. It would have been great. Play porn. Which player porn? Oh, Charlie. Oh, that would be Charlie Emery. Oh, it's actually my wonderful wife in both ways. Why do you have an L-scooper here? Did you hear about the constipated composer? He had problems with his last movement. Oh, God. Yo, Bug, what's up, you sick S.O.B.? Hey! Hey, Bug. Get away from that kid. I'm really trying to get there. Yo, Bug, get out of our chat room. You're going to get everyone sick. No. Where am I going? Walk. Tell Scott to look at his phone. What's the juice for there, bud? Thank you, Sarah Rose. What's the juice for there, bud? Oh, my God. That is so weird. I'm talking to him. I'm talking to him. I'm talking to him. It's the juice. I know. I know. I know. See, I'm trying to get that Jack Dean for some website. Yeah, man. You've got to have fatter hands. This is why Bug Beach means it. Is this player one already again? All right. Wait, am I player one? Scott's player one. I'm player one. I'm player two. I'm player three. Derek, can you answer this? I don't know the answer to that. I'm not going down yet. But he was hoping I could come. It wasn't like we had no fight yet, yes? You do go for a hit. I feel happy. I have this. Did you get up for a hit? You know? Yes. Stuff and things are happening. Stuff and things are happening. I'm going to take a look at his wife. And show her. Stuff and things are happening here, Dina. Do the stuff. In the face. And face. Oh, come on, touch that. What do you mean if I said that our toy sculptors keep sending me photos of toys that are going on the LX Super Game right now? Oh. Oh, I want that sweet shot. They're building a toy store. Toy store, yes. We're putting a lot of stuff in those games. Yay, bonus X multiplier. You're ready, a back alley creation. You aren't watching the show that way. Okay, okay, okay. Hello? There we go, there we go. Step and take, there we go. I need to be watching. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Yes. Kevin, are you like 75 years old? Ha ha. Steven still is not an idiot. Let's go. I really appreciate what you've gotten me. I have to get up at 6 in the morning tomorrow. Or, uh, get my daughter to school at 5 10. So let's go. Spooky Binball, how do you beat it? Is that Pete Quince? The one and only, the most black Binball nerd on the planet? The puppy back there is the best. Oh, and Mike Webber. There's two of them. The TV is actually This BB is actually getting YouTube fire that's just streaming on YouTube. What time is it? It's a fireplace from YouTube. Great to wait. Fuck. Hey, PB, hey, PB. They're not winning. Oh, that was dangerous. That was super dangerous. They're flying free. I don't need to see your wife telling you what to do. I won't lie, I am. Don't bother me a bit. Last 10 million is spent. It's so late. Use the right ramp. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. Uh-oh. Zero. Yes. Yes. In your face. In your face. That was incredible. What's up with those girls? And your faces! It's Sonny and Denisey time! Dude, that must have been right at the end of the brief period. Did it take to get the lines done? I remember we did at least maybe three different things. There was one point where Sarah was getting so mad at me because I was like, Ah, I'm like, sounds more dumb. Uh oh. Sounds more dumb. That was pretty good recording. Oh my god, a bonus. I mean, whatever you want, buddy. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Whatever. Whatever's clever. Alright, so we'll go for the cheats. That was fun. Oh, yeah, that's not bad. Nice! That scared me. Yes, it was. I want that. Never mind. I don't want anything. It's how badly are the rules changed over and over. How badly? Not too badly. What is that? It's the watch. Are you puppies? I agree. The puppies are in our house. Scott is blocking the puppies. Scott, nobody wants to see you. You can't see the puppies. You're doing your own thing. You're blocking them. Go TNA or go Puppet on the spot. Ah, turtles. People don't want to see my TNA. They don't want to see my TNA. Oh crap, gross. Uh, yeah, you can see the dogs, right? Yeah, for like... You can see Dave's butt anyway. You can't see, uh, Mamooska here. Mamooska. There she is. How do you know what player's up? Oh, there you go. I don't know. Oh, I'm trying not to sneeze right now. I don't want to sneeze on air. I'm future Scott. He is from the future. We all do. Dave is like John Drusain's dog. Well, I don't know. You have a goatee. You might be evil, Scott. Oh, yeah. I need to do something intelligent with this ball. Let the puppy down! This will make way, we gotta put the puppy in front of the camera. But she's trying! She's like, Charlie, get out of the way! Oh, I finally hit the damn captain ball! Yeah, when you need to, I'll go. Mirror Universe Scott, exactly. And I missed. And I missed. Hey. Meant to do that. Ma'am. You're good luck. It's pumpkin. What the heck? I saw him flashing and I hit him. Yeah, that's good. He's playing me the flashy stuff. But also he's a jackpot. I'm trying to... Oh, it's a puppy. Oh, hey. And my dad is playing. Everyone's dead. Everyone's dead. Oh, I am much dead. Oh, it's a puppy. Oh hey, and my dad is playing. Everyone's dead. Everyone's dead. Oh, I am much dead. Oh. Oh. Oh, I got out of there. The race period is still going on. I lifted my first heavy-duty, so it's surgery. Oh yeah, did you run test before? You want to know what I lifted? Wait, Christine didn't have an auto-plunger? No, she didn't. It's radical. Well, it didn't have a ball-plunger. Ball-plunger? Yeah, but I don't remember... Oh, fuck. I'm sorry, what's up buddy? Hey, what's your story? Actually, this isn't Bug, it's the not evil Charlie. You're talking because he doesn't have a cat. Right now, oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you! I meant to do that. Yeah, remember I said my podcast on Space Fusion? Yeah, I know. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do it. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Yeah, remember the time I postcast on Space Station? Yeah, that didn't happen. I actually went back and was like, I gotta see this shit. Yeah, someone clipped it. It looked good, it was awesome. It totally hit the post and it bounced into the other clippers. I guess it did. It postcast. Whoa. Yeah, that was risky, wasn't it? Yeah, that was like... I just got rebuilt these flippers about what that was. And I would never do that. Must have that quality pinball light, perfect flame rubber. It does. It's all... Great hand bonus. Great hand bonus. Oh, I like hand bonus. That's because I made this when John Papadiuk was getting made fun of a hundred times. And he owed me some money, so I put a great harm bonus. I did a lot of work for not a lot of fun stuff. I missed the important stuff. That was fun to do. We're pretty good. Yo, Chris NTR, with four months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and buttons. Chris, how you doing, buddy? Thanks for the support. Four months. Dude, four months. Solid. You're beautiful. Oh, someone's... Oh, yeah, there's some... Someone's funking out in the back. Stop going out back there. Someone's getting funky. Funkity-funk-funk. Get the funk up. You should show the internet the side rails on that thing. Uh, yeah. How do we do that? Internet, check this out. So, just... We're just going to cut over to this really quick. Over here we have the... You know what? I'm actually just going to take the camera down. And see if this screws anything up. So over there is the original TNA and a production TNA. But look at the side rails on this thing. Look at those side rails. They're illuminated. Holy crap. And don't ask about the speaker grill mod. It is not available. Yeah, but we're working on that. Oh, nice. Yeah, we're working on it. We're working on the figure. Beauty, eh? Oh, that looks great. Look at that. Get in there. Get inside of it. Okay. That's a hell of a zoom. Yeah, that's pretty good. Wow, that is a hell of a zoom. It is. All right, back to my ugly face. Okay. And that's Scorgasm Master behind us. It's a bagatelle. A new bagatelle. flipperless pinball ladies and gentlemen whoo alright it's got art it's got art on it it's got art art does art yeah I like that I like that yeah what happened where is that funky whoop Jack this is not a funky whoop there is someone dancing Jack that is an unbelievable camera right that's what's on her face right there you don't really get the full effect of that oh boy oh man it's a Party now. It's a Scott sandwich. Oh, that made me dizzy. Nothing happening off camera over here. Sorry, guys, I'm blacked out for a second. I had to leave the music. I had to leave his mind to avoid losing it. You butthole. Pachinko is a vertical, um, vertical, yeah. Pachinko is a vertical. What? The difference between Pachinko and Bagatelle. Oh. Oh! Yeah, Bagatelle. Oh, you know from the big Pachinko and the big Tore back then? Yeah. It's a very... very... No, it's a dink tool. It's like a dink tool, dude. We actually have a tool that you dump all the playfield thingies, and call it the dink tool. Yeah, it makes the dink when you hit it. Dink? There's like no way to nicely see and see it. Are you able to... You said you can backhand this 5 here? Yeah, you can backhand the 5 on the left. That's what I was doing. I was just not making my second shot. I want that damn stick so I can't seem to find it. Somebody wants to know if Scottwitch is your dream. If what is what? If Scottwitch is your dream. Is Scottwitch? No. We made Scottwitch. No, we shot. We all won luck. Oh god, I forgot. Yeah, this game just broke the locks because I was lazy. I mean, that's funny. Nailed it. Oh, hey Jack! Oh God, what's wrong? Have you voted for your favorite pinball streamer on this weekend's pinball poll yet? You mean the Twippy Award? The Twippy Award! Yeah. I think you should do that. You're pretty teen. Maybe I'll vote for you. Gee, Chuck, that's really nice of you. You know what, though? They don't have a blog section. There is no blog, but you just write in whatever you want. There's like a section at the bottom. It's like, how can we improve? Right. Top blogs. Turtle turds. Turtle turds. Dino. Yeah. Dino. All right. You can also vote for Bug who is home and perhaps terminally ill Yep For your favorite podcast Spooky Pinball Podcast I go second Dino are you playing Sure Then they stop calling me everybody dad if you come on camera Right. Uh, I don't know. Do I look like everyone's dad? I am Morgan's girl's dad. Oh, you're Dino's dad? I'm Sally's dad. I have more children. Yeah, you do have more children. This gets real spicy. Should I vote for myself? It's all good. The Twippy Awards vote is in. Hell yeah, Dr. Horrorbrew. You're a genius, Scott. Vote for TNA, too, please. I know. I got a really good feeling TNA's going to take most, if not all, the category. Maybe not the toys category. It won't get the ramp category. We're okay with that. You look like Jamira. I didn't know. So Charlie, you apparently look like Jamiroquai's dad. Uh, is he a metal artist? I don't know. Bocce Ray, what's up Robo? Good to see you, buddy. I need to hit that four, don't I? This is liquid cake, buddy. I gotta stop flailing. There we go. Good smackaroo. Most of my votes went to TNA. It deserves it. Hell yeah, Birdo. Yo, Bocci, what's up? Welcome back, bud. JD, ask them, what's the wait time on TNA if I purchased one tonight? Oh. Should we run like a... Hey, KT, is that all watching right now with Bucs? Should we run a special if you order tonight and we book ahead of everybody? Well, we won't do that. That's a good way to upset a lot of really nice people. How about you can sell it? Right now, honestly, if you buy tonight, my guess is April. We'll say spring. Spring, there you go. And we're building as fast as we can. And honestly, we just hired two more people to help increase production because it keeps selling. And that's a wonderful thing. Sean Quinn, that's fair. That's fair. If you order one now, it will be summer 2018 is what Kooky Pinball in chat is saying. Okay. That's Katie overriding me. If we get much further behind, let's just say we're going to increase production. We still got elephants coming to the truck. There you go. So, to answer your question, gamer, no, they don't need permission because this isn't being sold or produced. Oh, it's you for Poptico. No one listen to Charlie, I'm in charge. Yeah. She's right. Summer is coming, though. Yeah, it's right around the corner. I mean, it's coming. You can jackpot, jackpot, jackpot. Oh, crap. Whoa, how much does that worth? He went from 500,000 to 1,800,000. The jackpot was... Oh, I don't know what the jackpot was. He sold 263 T&A so far. Wow. We fully expected it by... There's so many of you guys over here, but it's going to pass Rob Zombie as being our biggest seller yet. And quite honestly, it deserves it. an awesome game and this guy's good. Hell yeah, that's right. Alright, G-Nose, see what you got, baby. And here's some truth and honesty. I do not consider myself a good pinball designer. I consider these younger guys like him and Eric from JJP to be kind of the next evolution. I will happily step aside when they start kicking that much ass, and they are. Yeah, buddy. I'll just hang out with Jack and get better at playing pinball. I don't need to design any pinball for me. He doesn't want to play it. He did! And we can't talk about it. Oh, cool. Wow, great story, guys. My next pinball design has spinners in the outline. I swear to God, I'm going to. It's so great! It's such a really good idea. It's so innovative. Well, I came up with it like... You motherfucker! ...a couple weeks ago. golf club. Thank you. Yes, that was a decent ball for me. Oh, God. And thank you, Robert. We love you. You're beautiful. My dad, Nino, by the way. Dude, Probe, awesome, man. TV's going to be your first spooky game. That is fantastic. Thank you for facing the fact because we don't take that lightly. Some guy took one and drove it on a rickety trailer all the way from Spooky Pinball to Chicago downtown. Yes. And, like, it rattled the whole way, like, almost falling off. It was on an old... We screwed it up and it was flying. It was on an old rugby. Were you on one? Didn't play fire off the ground. Did I play it? In the middle of nowhere in downtown Chicago. Did I play it? I'm so nervous. Who played it or what? Me, too. Three. You got one of you and one of you. You didn't play it? I don't think so. Hey, Internet, did I play it? Internet, who was player one? Spinner from the Owlings. Yeah, you're going to steal my idea. I'm not stealing anything, I came up with that. Word of God! Dude. I think Jack the player won. I think I was too. Alright. Who's gonna go? Who's gonna go? I wouldn't claim to either. Thanks, you know I appreciate it. I didn't do much better. I don't know, I don't think I'll do it yet. I don't know at all. Hey, at least you didn't run out of time to record. I like it because it's awesome. Bocce, if you have an awesome idea for something that should be in a pinball machine, tell Jack it might be in a machine. Yeah? When is Spooky Pinball going to make Godzilla hit the line? Oh, are you guys going to produce a Godzilla pin? That would be awesome. I would absolutely love to. That is my dream game. There you go. Godzilla. Now, there is a Godzilla pinball machine, but three-fourths of it is a giant toy head. It's called God-de-rah. God-ze-rah. All the ramp budget from TNA will go into spinners on the next game. I mean, you might know. If he says we've used two water editions and they are running... I'm going to have like seven. I'll wait until they leave seven. Water additions make me nervous every time because they're very, they're beautiful. They're more terrible. Would you scratch them? No, I totally disagree. If I scratch that thing, I will be way less stressed than if I scratched the prototypes. But then again, you know about the other things, you can scratch it off. Yeah, but like you can just buff it out though, it's clear coat, it's like a super kick, nice. Oh, get like a car buffer? Yeah, it's real easy, just go to Auto Zone. Auto-zone. If you put it off your doorframe, you won't die. Yeah, it'll be okay. It'll do more damage to your doorframe than your, uh... Your game? Yeah. Get in the zone! I can't name a code. Okay, what is, uh... Gino, is that guy really a meme only because of you? I don't want to talk about that. Oh, that's it? Yeah. I feel like I've either grabbed the... ...Machine, I guess? Did I choke you? I'm gonna go to the... ...Machine. That's kinda Dracula, but you can't go to the Machine, bugger. I'm gonna go, look. Dracula with Pico Machines. You mother father. Wait, is that Chuck with the two million? Wow. Bozilla, exactly. Why is there no Mothra? That's a great question, Internet. Chicks dig Mothra. Is that the Chicks dig Mothra? Got it. They do dig Mothra. That's Bug. Katie has a monster shirt. You're a monster baby. Yeah, we kind of got it. That was a very spicy big boy. That kind of became a running joke with Bug and I. We go to Godzilla Fest every year because we're cool like that. And every girl you saw was a monster shirt girl. It became very apparent that she was stigma. You're going to have to give this to your Earthshaker. Right, Monko? Well, I think Robert from Double Danger is doing this to his Earth Staker, if I'm not mistaken. Ultraman, yes. Ultraseven? Ultraman? Ultrataro? Leo? What are we talking about? There was no Akira Pinball Machine, no. No. Player three was... Me. Dino. Boy, I didn't know about our double danger. You a bitch. Here, here, get that. Ultra dog, yes. The puppies are rattling. Oh, gosh, they're gonna rattle it? I can't wait for SFG, man. Holy crap. They're actually wrestlers that are hurting each other. Really? Yeah. It was fun to watch. Huh. It was great. I've never been to Southern Pride. And you should go this year. No, it's in June. And you should go. We're all going. And we're going to Texas. I want to go to that, too, but I'm trying to convince someone else to send me to Texas. Oh, yeah. Me too. Actually, I'm trying to get someone else to send me to Texas. I'm trying to get someone else to send me to Texas. I've never been a fan of the band. Ultraman Mabian. Perhaps Bug and I's favorite Ultraman. What about the Poodooman? Ultraman? Ultraman Mabian. Okay. His older stepbrother. He was actually the youngest of the Ultraman. Oh, there you go. Wow, the Tuduman, do you know that guy? Who? The Tuduman. Tumerman? No, the Tuduman. The Tumerman. The Tumerman. The hero. Well, here's some pinball insider information that's never going to happen. And I honestly did try. I actually did try. We got a, uh, we got offers from licenses from Viacom and they own like MTV and Spike and all the different networks. I actually did try to get the license for MXC to do a limited time. Oh no way! Dude, that would be awesome. Oh! Holy crap! Yeah, and all the licenses have expired. Dude, I would do that forever. Aww. That would be so cool. I tried, I tried. Most extreme pinball challenge. Oh my god. Do or do not. Most extreme pinball challenge. Right you are, Ken. Dude, you could have like the little gimmicks from frickin' uh... Clear fear of fear, rolling down the hill, boulder dash, and uh... Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a hundred different ways, floaters and sinkers. You can use like balls of... Dude! The jump rope mech from Champion Club so you can like make the ball jump over things. Bein' natural. It builds itself! I tried. I would call it, almost extreme. Pretty intense pinball battle. Yeah, it really is. Pretty intense. All I love is that you've got Rick and Kenny Romano here. Yes, you are, Kenny. Expert in analysis as always. All right, we've got to hit the nine and the three. Here we go. Nailed it. Still sitting in pieces in the shop. Oh, they must be talking about sails from the crypt. Don't see any of them rebuilding. I don't know what. Lock it up. You mean sails from the crypt? Yeah. Oh, you can turn. Just watch out right here. Here is so freaking tough. Damn it, where is that shot? That wasn't it. money bitchin get on it bug I didn't realize those multiball dude gamer say that again when Charlie gets back over here Jeff Brenner Stimpy also would be good Okay guys, calm down, I'm double flipping. I'm trying to hit all of the stones. It makes it worth a lot more. not yet. Yeah, baby. So, okay, can you see? Oh, man. Ladies and gentlemen. All right, now it's time you can do the thing. I don't, how early is that backhand? I don't know. I just did it. I don't know. There it is. Now, where's the super at? Oh, you didn't Get them all, you're looking at number 4 now. Oh. Oh! Yes, yes, yes! Oh, you gotta get number 5. Now you gotta get number 6 and get them? Well, your jackpot's not lit yet. Right, but... Number 6 now. Number 6, alright. Number 7. Oh, you gotta get them all? Yes! Yeah! It's a super jackpot, it's like, seriously. No, this isn't a super jackpot, this is an impossible jackpot. You know what? Young Scott made this. And was he ever able to make the shot? Even 3K Scott made it. I've never got it, I didn't know. I also never got the 9.3XR on TNA. Oh, there's 7, okay. Now wait, the middle ramp will give you 8. Okay. Alright. And then you get the hardest shot in the fucking game for the last one. Oh, I made that fucking shot! I got an idea, watch this. Do you want to know what's really badass about that? Get it, get it, get it! Get it. Get it. Green Spirit, Green Spirit, Green Spirit. Come on, come on, come on. Oh! Oh, I didn't get it! No! That was it! It was not in. It was on the let go of, like, way before. Awesome! Hey, by the way, that super deck class, that progress gets saved if you start another multiball. Okay, so let's get back into it. Yes. So, yeah. That wouldn't be too bad. Jackie Goldino, love you like Jackie and Buzz Pinball. I'm so angry. Okay. Rocco's Modern Life Pinball Machine. Ren is 50 Pinball Machines. Someone wants a Mystery Science Theater Pinball Machine. Does everyone own Nickelodeon? Right now? Yeah, I don't think so. No, they're going to buy them, right? Beer. Good job. Damn it. All up, Rob. Fair, fair dose. Ah! I'm gonna keep drinking my cake. Excuse me, can I get one of those? Oh! You did it! You hit the three of us! I'm playing with the dog. Hello! Dog face! Thank you! Thank you, that was really dumb, I'm sorry I shouldn't move. I think you're supposed to flip her back. Oh yeah, I went nuts for my little brother a lot of times. You're pretty funny. You don't pay for text writing. AHHHH! No offense. Is this all fake? Listen, I just feel like you're so in love with the 18th century, like, you're a part of the Jack Sparrow family. I wonder if that is using my story. I've had this plan since 1988. Charlie, behave and don't promise anyone anything. What if I do? Well, if you're not here, dear, then I can't be responsible for my own actions. That's how Fookey started. One drop. Daddy went to visit her sister and came back and I had to quit my job and start a pinball company. She wasn't watching. I'm here. I'm here. Oh, you know that was your shot into the guess who he had comboed. That was bad. That was bad. The captain ball can be worth 250k if you hit it right. What's up doggy? Just curious, puppy WWE match going on back here. I think he's our betting on it. So I'm looking at this play field in the right, and this can probably easily be rethemed into like a Minecraft. It didn't bounce. It didn't bounce. This thing here on the left is the pickaxe. That is like the icon for the frickin' game. You know, you got your frickin' blocked out little thing back here. Can I buy a T&A tonight? Can you get it to my house right next week? We're about to tell you yes. I'm in last place. Really wish I could. But if you buy one, I promise you we'll get it. 100,000%. This guy will, like, come and kick my ass if you don't. He's skinny. He's really skinny. That's not good. That's not good. And by not good, I mean zero miles. I got zero miles. Zero miles. Zero miles. I got zero miles. I won. Oh, my God. I won a game. I beat Jack Danger. That makes me, what, number one in the world, I think, doesn't it? Yeah. All right. Well, anyway, this is now the spooky dead flip pinball extravaganza. This is my new side piece crystal. What's your guess rate? What's my guess rate? Flippers and shoes up. Haha! She got 8.4 minutes. No, I don't want to do that. I've been working all day. She is so cheated. That's hilarious. I don't have the jam. How much more of the hair? I can flick it. Hey, you can flick it. That's me. Yeah! Girl crushing. I'm being mad at you. Girl is zero. Get the zero. I like how you went single zero. Oh, you went single zero. I'm going to go with the single zero. Oh, that's really good. I'm going to go with the single zero. Oh, that's really good. Oh, that's really good. Oh, that's really good. Oh, that's really good. Oh, that's really good. Oh, that's really good. I want to play around and make a good ball game. Charlie wins, yes absolutely I should. Yeah if you have any extra shit laying around I'd love to get something to flip and let me know. I'll gladly take something off your hands. I'll take a latte panda please. DNA! Woo! Is that a Ric Flair endorsement? Ric Flair smoke alarm. I'm going to figure out how I'm going to bring it in. You can move your arm on the ride to Space Mountain, baby! I used to watch wrestling in the 80s, I'm sorry. I was young enough. A little more than 30. Actually, I think the last time I watched wrestling, when the teacher sent home a note to all the parents of the kids in Bugs' class saying, please let's stop making them, or letting them watch wrestling. Oh, wow. Because it was getting out of hand. They're getting into much of the theatrics. I think they were calling each other candy asses and playing the smack down. I don't know. You think you're gonna come into my castle? I'm the king here. Hey guys, calm down. You're all wearing unitards. We're fine. One of my favorite clips is Hulk and, um... The ultimate warrior? Yeah, and it's like, somebody took it and made it like when you're, what is it, when you're tripping on mushrooms with your friend and you can see some, like, ladder being tripped. Isn't there like a mega power? Yeah, yeah. All wearing yellow and red. How do you get... How do I get that? Oh, I gotta shoot the... in there. Somewhere. Hit your thing. Hit your job. Nailed it. Got it anyway. Play better. Quick! I have a long back. I still want a Price is Right pinball machine. I don't think that needs to exist, but I do think... I got an idea for that. Well, we're working on it. We're working on it. It's not a machine, but it's a thing. Player... Let's do this. Player Trace. I forgot. Wow. That kind of gives you a... Monica's ass and outfit all the way. I'll be for it. Yeah. He's a good boy. Dave likes to fist bump. He's a good boy. He's a little cute. Dave's a partner. You need a beer, Charlie. I gotta drive back to the car. I'm gonna drive back to the car. I gotta drive back to Trenton tonight so I can ship some more games tomorrow. Yay! I think you'll waste all my games. And you were working hard, so... I can't keep up with you. Yeah, I don't... I'm making people wait long enough. I don't want to do that anymore tonight. Have to. You have to keep your eyeballs open. I do have a sound effect in this game. All that stuff. Yeah! I forgot about that. I like the spinner noise. Yeah, me too. I think I might see you. Let me tell you something, brother. I'm going to be Jack Danger here on Earthshaker, and then you're going to know. It's true, Outsider. I'm sorry, my wife has an autographed picture from the Ultimate Warrior. Oh, okay. She's an Ultimate Warrior autographed picture? She does. I want a Randy Savage autographed, like, cream. A coffee cream. You're the cream of the crop. Cream of the crop. The cream raises up to the top. Nothing means nothing. What does that mean? You're like, what do you mean nothing means nothing? I mean nothing means nothing. Nothing means nothing. All right, here's him singing a song. How about Stern putting Jackson 5 and Marvin Gaye's song into a pinball machine? That was crazy. If they keep buying licensed songs for that machine, it's going to, I don't know. It's going to have a lot of games in it. That is awesome. I actually just talked to John Borg and sent him a nice congratulations on doing a great job on Cardio and the Galaxy because I believe in you and talking to my friend over YouTube. Yeah buddy, Borg is the man. He is a good dude. I remember when Tron came out, I went up to John Borg and I was talking a bunch of shit about how I could beat him at Tron. and there was one right there so I challenged him in a dollar game like right in front of his girlfriend and I was like just cocking it up like I was a bad ass he like played me down like I mean he was like not even playing he like started giving up and playing cause I was just so bad ass oh it was awful but that's the kind of pinball I like like you know oh yeah baby Do you have any information on another Avengers pin for the Infinity War movies? Not that I know. Care Bear's pinball machine? I wish I could hit that captain's ball. Oh, my God. Why did you take your hands off like that? You don't want to affect the bounce? Oh, man. I need some coffee crammers. I should learn how to dead flip and what that goes. Yeah baby. Dude, you are center posting like a boss. Dude, I know. Damn it! We've got like a party call from this game now. Yeah, yeah, that's where it's from. Nah. I never wear the queen's hat. I am the monkey. I am the monkey. That's a degree of harm bonus. The degree of harm bonus is a switch bonus. Every switch you did in the game, it gives you a degree of harm bonus. Like a hundred points or something. Oh, wow. Kill it! Oh, I can hear it. It sounds stupid. Kill it! That didn't even make sense. Perfect. Yeah, great. Count it. I think that was a ramp shot. I don't know. You got cocky. Yeah, I can see that, Robo. That was a lot of work for a lot of points. You're a multiplier already. Player one. Player one. I'll do it. I can't see it. I don't know how to play Pimbalong. I'm all greedy. That's a green thing. It's a green thing. I mean, nothing means nothing. That's true. That's a bee. Pit spider. How you doing, Peppa? I'm doing fine. Nuclear potato. Is the guy a nuclear potato? Yeah. This sounds like what happens when you take a potato out of a microwave and eat it. Nuclear potato. Nuclear potato. Mom's too loved to play. You guys want to see a bag of Telestream? We gotta get them to bring it over here when we're done. So, my friend Jackie just said that we have a streaming channel for the dogs. So, I asked him, so, so it's like we give them some rest. So, with each other, does that count as a game? Absolutely. You can set it to IRL or leave it alone. Was that player two? Or were you player two? What's the score? I'm playing. Show the bag of towels. We're going to stream it here in a second, doctor. Doctor? Doctor. Doctor. And the sun goes down. No, I don't like the song. Oh my gosh. You did a puppy stream on IRL? There you go, Garth. Okay, what is a baguette towel? A baguette towel is a pinball machine without any slippers. It's the original pinball machine. It's actually a pin and a... It's got pins in it. It has actual pins, yeah. The pinball guy that, you know, games stuff. Oh! That's pretty hard to hit, isn't it? That's pretty hard to hit, isn't it? Get this friggin' son of a... I never try and hit the gadget ball. I just try and hit the, uh, ramp spot once. Well, that's about it? Yeah, that's about it. Oh, really? Yep. Oh! I did not know that. The ramp spot... I want the random one that you have listed. Either ramp? No, just the red one. Just go, there you can take a nap on. Fantastic! I want you to do that Super Jackpot. Alright, we're going to work on the Super Jackpot Internet. The woman in the flammable begin cry cry. Yeah, she's pretty crazy. She's also the voice on this pinball machine. And the girl on the back glass with TNA. I like vicariously in the pinball. Your name is synonymous with TNA, brother. Oh. Alright, I would love that ball back, thank you. I can't believe a ball came out of a monkey ball. I thought there was one. Or an animal. Or an animal. The last two to the million is lit. I don't want it. It's so much late. You're the right ramp. That'd be great. Whatever they're doing. Wait, what? Wait, what? There is a picture? In a second. I'm going to have to go get a picture. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. That's a good idea. You got to do that sleep combo thing. In and around. Yeah. Hey, Jack Danger, did you know KT was the original voice of Melanie Mellon in Won't Know? KT was? What? I had no idea. Yeah, the prototype games that, well, the first games that Craig and Dennis actually built in the garage. Yeah. I think three of the four were South State, one was Yam, and the South State games. It was two Melanie movies. The original Melanie. Oh, buggy bear. Random Zimball trivia. Oh, no. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get up there. Did you just say she was the voice of Doug? No. No. Melanie and Woe Nelly. The game that later got made into production. Yeah. Woe Nelly, Big Juicy Melon. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Right, J.J. Fallon? Oh. Oh. Just the voice? Just the voice! Alright, player... Player number four! I'm player two. John, is that you? I am player four. This is player one, I'm sorry. Hey, you're daydreaming. Visions of a proud zombie. Where am I at? Visions of... Oh, go ahead. I don't know why it took me this long to realize that isn't actually Earthshaker properly being played with the money. Yes, nuclear. What happened was, um, Scott Dinesi ripped the brains out of this and put in a P-Rock and reprogrammed the whole game with his own ruleset, which is similar to the original but all new sounds and light attracts things and other things. Stop playing with it! And stuff and things. Don't be a flail whale! Oh, it's all good. Laura, don't let it go away. I didn't hear the jury. Wait, are you going to let your boat in there? Yeah. Woo! And they do it all on the last ball. It was at the last ball. It's working, I'll get one more. I got this. No! Oh, yeah, you can do the ginger one. Yeah. I'm going to go tell everybody I'm coming over. Oh, it's going to be good. Oh. It has high end power. It's five years since I've used it. This has a bite. The music on this is certainly spot on. I agree. Like what is the music on this originally? Is it like just... It's like country music. Really? Uh, nah. Nah. We gotta get to the bagatelle after this. Alright, here comes the super jackpot. Did it work? It worked. See? I knew that shit would work. Oh, nice shot! He's good. I knew this shit would work. Oh, it's one. Damn. Is my gameplay that boring? Get to work. Get to work. Gotta make it thrilling. One more bit. Oh god I keep forgetting! Actually that panned out really well for me because that 8 was hard to hit. Get in the flipping hole dude! Bye Jaden! Oh my god Jaden. Love you buddy. Get in the mother effing hole. I gotta say, this playfield is clean. Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Internet, I'm going to have to give this computer a once-over to figure out what's going on. Because I think the issue that killed the one USB port is sort of affecting all of them, which is really bad news. Really bad news. Internet, someone donate $2,000 and we'll just get a new laptop. All right, cool. Thank you. It's only $2,000. Only, only. Do you need a new hub or something? No, it's internal. The power from Australia fry stuff inside. It's like 220 or something on that? It's like 240. But I used a bunch of janky converters and stuff. That's super lame. Alright, I got a long way to go. You're going to have to stop saving. No, it's in for profit. I just got this Camgirl funny money. Yeah, it's in for profit. Thanks, buddy. Pinch Potter, love you. I talk in 2007 Yeah for sure It in for profit Thank you for the I might do that right Hell yeah We are going to have to start saving up for a new laptop, though, because I've got a feeling this guy's not going to last very long. Damn off, these. Double danger with a $200. Christmas tree bits. You're gorgeous. Thank you, Double D. I love you, man. Oops, I missed some zero. I love you, dude. What's the name of this pin? No, Andrew, this is a... So, this game is called Earthshaker. And it's a game that has existed for quite some time. But what Scott did was he ripped the brains out and reprogrammed it. And added his own music and sounds. So he told Chris Granner to go suck it and added his own music. Chris, I love you. I love Chris. I have no beef with Chris. No beef with Chris. He's a good dude. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know why the flippers can't stop a ball during this game? Because they're just, like, totally mechanical. I need 850 points to catch Jack Danger. I've already run the rights to the name Deadpool. God damn it. Crystal came with that. I think this is for Charlie and Laura, right? Yep. He gets the family now. I don't know how legal this is. My kids are grown. One's in college. Squirrel's off in college. I could use a new little one. And it's named after him already. Chuck Jr. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Get off that ramp, boss. Run! That scoop is very satisfying, but James is at a tight shot. Yeah, it is. Whoo! Dang. Chuck's got the moves, babe. Oh, he's angry. He's playing angry. He wants it. He wants it. He wants that 800 points. He's almost got the 800 to beat him. I just need the last one damn ball. You've got 500 points to go. You know what, Internet? I think I have to, like, let Windows update. Oh! I got Windows! It's into holes! It's into regulatory! What the hell? Don't laugh, it's into a multiball. That's gotta be flippin' a weenie. If that doesn't make it, I'm gonna be upset. I drove two hours for that moment. Where's the ball safe, Scott? There's no ball safe on there. Holy shrapnel! Ah! Three! Two! One! Zero! I'm gonna do it the hard way. Time to get verbally abused by my Rob Zombie. Alright, see you then. That game doesn't work. Go through the Windows update, it's a feature update that doesn't work. Okay. I mean, I haven't updated in a couple of, uh, things, but... That spinner looks tasty right now. What, is that like a gun cocking? What was that noise? Yeah. Uh, anything? Check that. Jack, we love this crystal in the pinball bed. You know, Maxine, what's up? You, uh, you like the pinball? Oh, God. I am the Mushroom. Andrew, thank you for the 100 booties. I love you. Can I get some hearts and chat for everyone that's been throwing some bits around? I do appreciate it, guys. You're gorgeous. Yeah, Jackie's a new computer. It's new computer time. I gave you some videos of it from here. It's all good. Just your presence is my friend. I need that five, don't I? Yeah. Yeah, I know I got it. Whoa, nice. I'm going to have to take a little bit of a break. Yep, that's him. For the win. All right, what did you drive here tonight, Jack? Oh, beautiful, huh? The CR-V. Woo! Actually, I drove in case you knew the CR-V. I just got to meet you. Yeah, buddy. I wish I had my CR-V right now. Um, let's pull over to Scorgasm. Go wheel in, uh... wheel in Scorgasm. We'll show you guys in Spagatel. I gotta figure out how I'm gonna stream this. Um... We'll go standard layout. Um... hold on. He's eagle. And he's... 97 pounds. He's probably an eagle. But when he does, he's like... Damn it, I lost. Okay. Rotate it for me. Like which way? Like I just want to be able to stand here. 180. 180. Thank you, lovers. Sorry, I'm building this on the fly. We've only got five years. Your son couldn't get the one that was spicier than this one. Do you want the marmokola? Is it in? No. This one is spicy. I don't know how to do it. I think we figured it out. Okay. Pardon me, Chris, but I've got to set this stuff up here real quick. Woo! Come on, come on. Everybody's going to play that32. Gather up, it's going to be great. Come on, come on. Everyone's going to flip. Just kidding. There's no damn flippers on it. There's no flippers on it. There's no flippers on it. There's no flippers on it. I went and pooped that, boy. There's no flippers on it. No flippers on it. There's no flippers on it. There's no flippers on it. There's no flippers on it. Everybody down on it. It's got an open-up at the top. Ball bag? It kicks your ball bag. Oh, God. We lost the camera. Hold on, Internet. We lost the camera. Uh, let's see, here's the plug for this. Camera down, boys, camera down. Alright, we're going to slide this over. Oh, we're breaking everything, like, literally dropping everything. I'm sorry, I just love the power came out. What? Did you just do it? Did my dad text you? Uh, what? The audio's not gone, you're good. Say hello to that somebody. Is that supposed to be two adult voices? Almost done. Deactivate and activate. Deactivate. We need a moaning and a boner noise. That's the boner noise. That's the boner noise. Someone hit a frying pan on your boner and it got away from me. Is there enough room to move this like three feet further this way? Can we scoot the other stuff? Let's get the power cords over here. Let's see what we can do. Unless you get a power cord over here, there's an extra spot on your strip. I can't unplug or do anything. There's an extra spot on your strip? Hold on, we can make this happen. I think. I think that's kind of... I think you're right. Give me a little bit of foot. Yeah, give me a foot. Alright. Give me a foot. Right there's good. Now come this way a little bit. Perfect. Okay, now turn around. Alright, so you can see, this is the tilt right here. Alright, I'm gonna zoom out a little bit. Yeah, I'll light it up, I'll light it up. Yeah, this is old school, baby. Um, I was wasted last time I played this game. All right, here we go. This is all about nudging, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, what are we missing? The light. All right. We're G to G, man. We're all over there. We're all over there. All right. All right. So, what you're not seeing and in fact, something I might do here is move this camera and attach it to... Actually, let's just rotate it around. Because what I want to show you is my junk. All right? This is going to be very Batman 66 looking. The plunger is here. Let me get this further away. Such a weird... So here's the plunger. This is probably the most important one to see. Play again. Can you make that bigger so that people can see that thing? Oh, they can see that. I know, except for something like that. All right. So, here we go. Is this a custom machine? I'll take it. No, this isn't a custom machine. This was produced. So, I'm going to feed a ball in. No, you're going to restock the play field. Oh, okay. So, you can see all the balls in here. You've got the blues and the reds. So, I pull. Push it in. Push it in? Yeah, you can explain that. Cool. So, I pushed it in, and it dropped all the balls through. All right. There's one red. It's originally called Contact Master. It was Terry Williams' second design. Okay. He sold it to Genco, who manufactured it. It was the same layout. It didn't have any music, obviously. It didn't have any call-outs. It didn't have any adult-themed music. Yeah, we hired Matt... What was his name? Matt Soren? What was his name? Matt something. Matt Sorum, the drummer from Guns N' Roses? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, it was the guy who writes music for... He writes music for porn... For adult films. For porn. It's called adult films. I think we did all the things we wanted to try. It's great. He really does. And we hired him to write a song. I told him I wanted it to be 70s porn type music, but also listen to the theme from Beretta. Okay. Yeah, keep your eye on the sparrow. Ooh. This is a different song. Yeah, it's a different one now. So there's six songs in it. One is from him. This is the one Terry and I wrote for him. This is the one Terry and I wrote for him. Terry, Arm Cam is your favorite camera. All right, guys, I'll play one now. Scott wrote three of the tunes. So how many balls is there per game? So you get ten balls. Nine blue, one red. Red is double scoring. And how does it know that the red one's in play? Because you can see it's red. Well, how does it know that the red one's in play? Look at the look on his face. It doesn't keep score for you. Okay. See that? That's paper and dead fire. Uh. Why is there paper here? Uh. Yeah. So anyway, the idea is, there is a, uh, a rock mechanism under this hole. and under this hole. Okay. So, once these are loaded, one or both, you want to hit the action hole, which is the storgasm hole, which there is a switch here. Oh, and it activates the UK. It activates the box. That will move this ball down to here. Big money. And if it's here, it'll move it down to here. Now, again, rinse and repeat. If you put another ball in here, you've already got a ball in here, right? And you put the ball in here, It'll move the ball around it. And hopefully in there. So, and it's wherever the balls are at the end of all your balls. Then you write it all down. Right. You score it up. That's awesome. It's basically a betting device. A buck mechanism. A VUK, virtual up kicker. All right. So you got to feed it. Can you see this one? We're going to feed it a ball. You got that? This is your tilt mechanism. Very important. If that ball falls off of this into the red, your score is zero. How do you reset that? When you reset the playfield, it comes up. Oh, that's clever. Wow. Wow. Alright, so let's see what we got. I reached for a foot. And you said red's double. Red's double. So get it. Oh, that's really, that's worth zero times two. Great. Is this a dead flip first? This is an internet first. I can't imagine too many people have screamed a bag of dough before. So try to get that scorgasm hole in the pain of the butt. Oh, I can't. Come on, come on. Write it down. Don't help him. Don't help him. He's got a little room. Okay, there's some wiggle room. There's some room. There's some wiggle room. There's some dollars here. Oh, what the hell is this? This is for the dollars. Yeah, he just wants to get the hang of it. Yeah, we're just showing the internet what's going on. All right, then we're going to do dollars. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, it's going. Oh. You can actually write it down these pins. Oh, into the 3k. It's not a baggage doll, this is a pin game. Oh, it's a pin game. It's a pinball machine. This is the original, well they called it pinball because it was balls hitting pins. Oh. History lesson tonight. Oh god, oh god, oh god. Oh, now he's got it. Oh, jack. times two, times three. Oh! Oh! Oh! See that? He's done for it. Bratisimo. It's going from 800 to 1,500. Boom. He's lame. Too much meat, too much meat, too much meat. You guys aren't heckling enough. Oh my. All done. All done. All done. I got them up. Wait, I gotta do it? How does the, how do you, oh yeah, you gotta add them up. Damn. How does it count? So, what, that's 200. But you don't need a magnet to pull the balls out and start over. Because you can just hit this and it drops them all. Okay. I mean, it's not a big deal. So, 2,000, 3,500. It's pretty automated, though. 4,000, 4,100. Yeah, that's bad. That's bad. So matter of math or math, he's gonna help me. Good game, Stern at 10,000. By the way, don't... doing math on stream was something I was taught very early on never to do. Well, we kinda have that. Um, good luck! Crystal? Crystal's turn. Math is hard. Math is definitely hard. Oh! Now, every ball that goes in here... Is gonna push him. gonna push him. Because all the way if nothing happens, still goes in the trough, it's never a lost ball. Yeah. Oh, so I didn't lose that. No, you just get it back. Oh, hey! On the play field. Every time it's free money, you went from $800 to $1,500. Yeah. Oh! That's big. Now you gotta get to zero again. Yeah, now you need to. Yeah, if you tell so, you get zero points. Don't get on it, dude. Oh. Whoa. Okay, okay. Uh, do a hundred and sixty. Hey, come here. Oh. The internet is doing math for us. Guys, this is not real. Can the internet do it for us? Thank you. Internet, count for us, please. Do you like Crystal's arm, Cam? No. Someone likes your arm, Crystal. Thanks. I made them myself. You did? Yeah. Oh, shit, you did, actually. I grew them, so... I grew them. Ah ha. Roll the cups. Just fill the cups. A little bit? Alright, that could be a thousand. Get out of here, get the fuck out of here. Roll a thousand. Oh, a hundred. Alright, double points, double points. Double points. Oh god, that would have made a hundred. Get outta here. Get outta here. Get outta here. Was that it? Was that it? I don't know. I don't know. Is that ten? Oh, wait. You guys can catch me. Oh, fuck. We're done. Internet's work, bud. Crystal. Nope. Too much. Crystals. Ow, mother trucker! Wait, was that it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40. Alright, add it up. Dude, you got double... Did you make the internet do it for you? Yeah, internet. Do math. 2, 4, 8, 14, 19, 29, 3, 2, 1, go. Three. Yeah. Three, right? No. No. No, because eight. Okay. That one's 6,000. That one bullet. Oh, that's right, because they double. 65. 75. 85. 83. 87. 7,200. I'm a way far. Come on. Internet, please stop. It says 7,200. That's not right. No, 98. 98? Yeah, well that's a six 61 63, 64, 65 Bring my calculator out 75, 85, 9, 98 Yep Bam! Alright, 98. Awesome. Internet's gonna help us with this Except they're not very good at it They're just a little slow Like, Monko, he's... A friggin' score How come Chris was gonna win? I'm gonna do this now Well, I'm well... I like that table Chris, like, tilted though Oh, that's so nice. Oh, I love this game. This is great. Wub, wub, wub. Okay, okay. Let me get a beautiful... Oh, God. That's just... That's not a good... Wub, wub, wub, wub, wub, wub. Young Scott. Young Scott. Young Scott. Yo, what's up, SLC? We're playing... Oh! Oh! Good day! It does nothing. It does nothing. Can I get it back though? I'm just practicing. Oh man, that's really crazy. Are these ceramic bowls? Yes they are. Get in there, get in there. Yes, yes, yes! Let's move it around, let's move it down, let's move it down. Oh man. Is it? Yes! Internet works great. Copy me. Oh, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. No, I wish I could copy what you did, man. That would be awesome. Too much, too much, too much. Come on! Lift it! Lift the damn thing. Oh! Anything. Nothing. Nothing. Big ol' toothache. Alright. There's one thousandth there. Give it some work. Get it off these pins and jump it into there. Yeah, I got thousands big. Oh man, if I can get that 25 hundred. You can get the score guys a man game over. Dang it. I'm out of practice. All right, watch this. Boom. Oh, that was a hit. You got a man. Get him on the team with actual pins on it. Dang it, dang it, dang it. Get out of there. Thank you. All right, all right, all right. Bouncing. You get that 100. Damn it, damn it. You son of a... I don't know. 16, 17, 18. Oh, I'm rolling up all of them. Apparently. Wait, what happens if that gets full? It just jams up down there? He's got a whole log of... Didn't you engineer this thing? No, I didn't. It didn't happen. It never happened. Well, I almost did it. All right. Internet, what am I at? minus 500 points or something. Someone said 7,200. That's pretty good. I don't know. Really? Yeah, 7,200. Look, that's three. Oh, yeah. You get a three. Alright. That's accepting what they said. Yeah, because multiple people said it. I would say so. Hey, Terry, who made this game? Where can they buy one? They can. Can they buy one? It's too late. Sold out. It's not so loud, it's not so faint. Like I said, it's still loud. It's like a... It's like a... All right, guys, look at this. He's tuning his foregrip. I see what's happening. Yeah. Oh. Wow. Wow. You're assuming all this stuff will come. Well, that's what he's supposed to do. Oh, that's what he's supposed to do. All right. All right. Scorgasm. Oh! I don't want scorgasm right now. Yeah, but at least you've got to get in the middle there. I'm not in the middle. I'm in the mood. I'm in the mood. I'm in the mood. Oh, oh, dear. That was still a day or two. I like that it can't sneak into the... Ah! Whoa! Got angry. Nice! Oh, you got a boner. That was the boner sound. Now you're going to get that in the 40,000. You checked. Did you get another ball or not? Yeah. There's still one in there. Or you can count. No, it's funner to do that. It's funner. That'll work. Yes! Oh, well done. That's gonna go down to 2,000. Yeah. 4,000 shot then. Oh, shit. Alright, now you got a 3000. Aww. Any more? Is that it? I'm gonna RAGE the race to 10. What the hell? The internet didn't capture that. What was it? It wasn't, uh, 9800. But you probably did more than 4000. When someone RAGES out like that, by the way, it's gone forever. They're SCORED. Yep. A race. Oh, that's right. It's a race. Oh no. Unless you were to travel the speed of light away from the thing. Internet, I got a great photo of Gavin and I shirtless. I think Gavin was wearing a nice lacy top last time I played this game. It must do weird things to you, because the last time I played it, it was very late at night, and I was in a hallway. In the hallway and more... actually, yeah, I got a feeling we were at the same party there, so... This was written before you had a master properly. Oh, you made the song? Is that your voice? That is my voice. Wake up! Go, go! No! You definitely got 500 points. That's pretty good. It's writable. Can I understand the drug reference? Technically you can't get ready to wake up. I'm thinking. Aww. The reality of what's going on here. I'm waking up. No, that's bad. It's ready to wake up. Oh, I'm gonna go. It's ready to, it's ready to, it's like before you even take a screw. Oh! How would you kids know that? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I don't think so. I'll go. Add it up, dad, add it up. What do you got to add up? Anybody count it up? Anyone got it? 5,200 they said. Someone else said 5,500. All right, we're going right down. We got a little more. No, Terry got 6,500. Oh, okay. It took a little. The rest they got 5,200. Get in there, man. Get in there, Seth. I'm good. I like it. Wait until my googie is ready. And this playfield is gorgeous! Oh never mind. Is that one of those spooky playfields? No dimples. Yeah it doesn't dimple at all. Oh! Yeah! There is one. This thing eats some men's plastic. It does. It's got some glare. How many of these were made? 30. 10 prototypes and 20 productions. I thought I was going to walk it down there. I'll take that. I bet. I bet that one right here. Oh man, right over it. I'll take that. Better than zero. All the way. Ah, way too hard. I need sporegasm. That's way too hard too. Um, I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. I bet. Um, I bet. Lock it, lock it! Oh! We won that live. We followed, buddy. I believe this is it. Is that the cake one? Yeah. Will you play and try it? Nope. Good, but not nearly good. I feel a strong asthma! Who hasn't played? Me. Dino's up! This is a fun game. What's the internet doing? I don't know. 3,900. Yay! 3,900. 3,900. I like that multiple people are doing it. We good? Helping us, because sometimes people miss one. Yeah. It's like, VCR, you do all that, because they think the 3,900 are like, three times. Okay, that's it. Wow. Wow. Wow. Here we go. Here we go. Woo! Alright, alright. Reach around. Reach around? Yeah. It's a backside swoop and reach around, whatever you want to call it. The kids nowadays have turned everything. Oh, true. It's way different. I guess that's square. Square, yeah. It's not paper chives anymore. That's weird, everybody was making like food jokes to a map. That's funny. Jack David, I think you're taking your filter off. Well, now we are a map. Internet, I'm glad you guys have calculators. Oh! Hey, remember when our teachers were all like, you can't use a calculator because what if you don't have one on you? Yeah, why would you ever have a calculator on you at all times? Oh. And I'm older than you. I'm in the 80s. I can risk using that calculator. Yeah, right. This is a TI-83 gravity calculator. I can play Drunk, Worn, Honored. He's driving a car. Yeah, loose. I will never forget the time I was in my car. We had a race car game last year. Figured out how to do that. That was terrible. No. Three, four, five, six, Sixty-nine. Sixty-nine. Sixty-nine. Oh, that's a good job. Yeah, okay, so I did that math wrong. It's 7,300. Oh, come on. There's a thousand. Oh, is that cool? You can still get Drug Wars on the App Store, wow. I thought it was called Drug Lord. Yeah, I thought it was Drug Wars. Yeah, it probably is. Nice! I can't even tell you what the super jackpot value is on this thing. A little random action there. Nice. What is this going? It's a chest. And a theme of Swords of Fury. That's right. Where's it going? Oh gross. Oh gross. Alright, come on, score again. Oh no. Too much haste. Oh no. Oh, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I thought I did. Oh, coin door. Building for an actual car. Okay. So Margaret, you have a 50-year-old. Nice. You got the amen? That's pretty good. I don't know what that is though. Yeah. How many is that? I'll have to map it up. Six or seven. Did I count like 500? I don't know. I don't know. Internet, can you help us? Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, 6, 7, or did I count like 500? I don't know. I don't know, internet, can you help us? 1, 2, 3, 6, 6, 6, 200? 7, 400? Thank God, I can't do math. I can't do it either. 7, 400 looks like it's right. If two people say the same number, that is the correct number. I've got to give this one more go. Gary, you're a bum of lots. I got to give this one more go, Internet. All right, here we are. Nice score. Good job, Voodoo. nobody I love him. Alright, check this out. Damn it! 400! Ice dog! You like your dog? Yeah, the dog's cute. Doggo is adorable. Bill the chips, Bill the cups. I ain't doing nothing. Well. Guarded. Damn it. Oh, well. Well, Internet, that was Scorgasm Master, and now we are going to get out of your hair. ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for showing up today big shout out to everyone that made it here Terry from Pinball A Charlie from Spooky Pinball Scott from EC Freakin' Crystal made it we got a puppy here there's a dog running around I'm Jack Danger I love you and I'm in love with you and tune in tomorrow I don't know what the hell we're doing but I'll see you at 5 or 6 o'clock something like that I'm bad with times lately doesn't matter alright kids be good you're gorgeous Goodnight, Puppet. Bye. It's a puppy. Don't forget to bow to the children. Hold on. Let's zoom in on the Puppet. It's a Puppet Camp. Everyone look at the Puppet Camp. Little baby Puppet Camp. Woo. Yeah. Puppet Camp. Get me off of here.