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Theater of Magic (Bally 1995)

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000·video·1h 30m·held·Jan 27, 2020
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TL;DR

MPT3K streams Theater of Magic gameplay and casual pinball discussion at SF bar venue.

Summary

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 streams a casual gameplay session of Theater of Magic (Bally 1995) at Outer Orbit bar in San Francisco with friends Christian and Russ. The host discusses game mechanics, lore, scoring strategies, and community details while playing multiple games and interacting with Twitch chat. Includes tangential conversations about pinball history, magician-themed games, and theater of magic rules.

Key Claims

  • Theater of Magic was rebuilt completely by Greg Creech, called 'Creature from the Black Lagoon', an operator in the San Francisco Bay Area

    high confidence · Host describing the specific machine being played

  • The game was originally supposed to be David Copperfield-themed before becoming Theater of Magic

    low confidence · Host speculating during gameplay: 'They're saying this game was originally supposed to be a David Copperfield-themed...'

  • Data East is now Stern

    medium confidence · Host making historical claim about manufacturer lineage

  • Late 70s Gottliebs (like T-Drop, Raven, Genie) are fun games

    medium confidence · Players discussing Gottlieb game quality during gameplay

  • A score in the 1-2 billion range is considered good on Theater of Magic

    medium confidence · Host evaluating their own performance: 'I think somewhere in the one to two bill is a good score in this game'

  • Theater of Magic has a digital pinball video mode activated by holding left flipper at start

    high confidence · Host and players discussing and attempting to activate the mode

  • Pindigo is a sponsor that contributed equipment to the stream

    high confidence · Host clarifying sponsorship relationships: 'Pindigo actually is a sponsor. They actually bought it. They allowed us to buy equipment.'

Notable Quotes

  • “We got pinball sign! Where is my camera?”

    MPT3K (host) @ opening — Enthusiastic opening catchphrase; MST3K reference

  • “So this theater here... is gorgeous. All LED decked out. Plays like a dream. So thank you Creech for being awesome.”

    MPT3K (host) @ early stream — Acknowledgment of machine restoration quality; community appreciation

  • “1.076. Now 1.2 is the lowest. Man, we almost triple matched.”

    MPT3K (host) @ mid-stream — Commentary on match play scoring mechanics and close performance

  • “I think somewhere in the one to two bill is a good score in this game.”

    MPT3K (host) @ mid-stream — Establishes scoring benchmark for Theater of Magic skill level

  • “If you can't play pinball distracted, you can't play pinball.”

    [name withheld pending review] @ mid-stream — Philosophy on pinball skill and focus; suggests casual venue play culture

  • “Pindigo actually is a sponsor. They actually bought it. They allowed us to buy equipment.”

    MPT3K (host) @ late stream — Clarification of sponsorship model; content creator monetization transparency

Entities

Mystery Pinball Theater 3000personGreg CreechpersonTheatre of MagicgameOuter OrbitvenueChristianpersonRusspersonShannonpersonAudreypersonBallycompany

Signals

  • ?

    venue_signal: Outer Orbit in San Francisco is characterized as a high-quality bar/restaurant venue with well-maintained pinball machines, food service, and active community of players

    high · Host repeatedly praises venue: 'lovely Outer Orbit', food quality ('delicious...po'boy'), mentions of other players present, and the restored Theater of Magic machine

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Theater of Magic scoring benchmark: 1-2 billion points considered good; host achieved ~1.076 billion on one attempt; Russ scored 3 billion range

    high · Host: 'I think somewhere in the one to two bill is a good score in this game'; specific score callouts during matches

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Theater of Magic left orbit shot is exploitable for high points; players repeatedly targeting this shot for score multiplication and bonus building

    high · Host notes learning from video by 'Bo and Karen'; multiple references to exploiting left orbit repeatedly; discussion of 50 million+ per shot

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Theater of Magic features complex rulesets including clock advancement (6 o'clock = extra ball), multiball modes (Tigersaw), magic trunk shots, bonus multipliers (8x observed), and grand finale sequences

    high · Extensive gameplay discussion of modes, targets, and progression mechanics throughout stream

  • ?

    community_signal: Pinball streaming community uses 'riffs' (soundbite responses), sponsors (Pindigo), hosts/raids from other channels, and custom Twitch commands/emotes

    high · Host uses 'waka waka wee' soundbite, discusses emotes, receives raids from other streamers (Vogue Network with 22 viewers), chat participation mechanics

Transcript

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0:00
We got pinball sign! Where is my camera? Welcome to the stream, MPT3K. I stream pinball. Tonight we're playing Tonight once again we're at the lovely Outer Orbit On Mission Street in San Francisco I have a delicious beverage Oh my god a delicious I have a delicious beverage I know I'm a little dark No I mean the light on me is a little dark Apologize But it gives a nice atmosphere here Out of orbit, delicious food, man. So tonight I had the po'boy.
0:59
What is the po'boy made of? What is it called? Hawaiian po'boy. Oh, my God, delicious. Come down and eat because it's great.
1:12
I think you can see there's Jared back there. There's Christian over there. They're hanging out. I'm hanging out. We're going to play some Theater of Magic on Sunday night. It's so much fun. So this theater here, let me switch over.
1:28
Let me make sure that all my stuff's working. So I can riff myself. Right? Riffs are working, yep. Second place is the first loser.
1:42
And I wonder if this works. It does. Waka, waka, wee! So when I do something awesome, I'll play that.
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  • ?

    product_concern: Theater of Magic experienced a stuck ball during stream requiring tournament director intervention at top gate

    medium · Host calls out: 'I got a stuck ball...Up at the top...Right up there at the gate'; TD smacks it to clear during ball search

  • ?

    restoration_signal: Theater of Magic machine was fully restored with LED lighting upgrade by operator Greg Creech

    high · Host: 'We have a beautiful, beautiful theater of magic rebuilt completely by Greg Creech...All LED decked out'

  • ?

    historical_signal: Host claims Data East was acquired by Stern, positioning manufacturers in lineage with Gottlieb as historical reference point

    medium · Host: 'Data East is now Stern'; discussion comparing manufacturer quality tiers

  • ?

    content_signal: Mystery Pinball Theater 3000 maintains sponsor relationships (Pindigo) that fund equipment while attempting to keep business discussions separate from community interactions

    high · Host clarifies: 'Pindigo actually is a sponsor...They allowed us to buy equipment'; mentions not wanting to negotiate sponsorships 'in front of people'

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Theater of Magic players pursue intentional multiball modes (Tigersaw identified) to maximize scoring during modes with high jackpot values

    high · Repeated discussion of 'Tigersaw multiball', '40 million points per captain ball hit', discussions of going for multiball vs other modes

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Theater of Magic uses magic/illusion mechanics (vanishing ball, transformations) as thematic expression; discussion mentions possible David Copperfield origin that was changed

    medium · Host: 'They're saying this game was originally supposed to be a David Copperfield-themed...Is that true?'; gameplay references to magician theme integration

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Theater of Magic may not be heavily played in tournament circuit; discussion distinguishes between casual venue play and tournament viability

    medium · Host: 'it's not outlawed in tournament play it's just not played a lot in tournament play'; discussion of magnets/mechanics in relation to tournament standards

    • 2:04
    All right. We have a beautiful, beautiful theater of magic rebuilt completely by Greg Creech. We call him Creature from the Black Lagoon. He's an operator here in the San Francisco Bay Area He's got machines all over the place This is gorgeous I don't even know if I needed to light it But obviously I lit it because I'm screaming And I have to light the pinball machine This is gorgeous All LED decked out Plays like a dream So thank you Creech for being awesome And let us play this I guess I'll fire up... I'm going to fire up one before Christian comes over. We've got Christian here.
    2:56
    Hey, Biff. Hey. Are you with me? I'm trying to find you on Twitch. Oh, MPC3K. I know, but it's the older stream. Oh, you've got to find me live. That's a trick.
    3:10
    If you refresh, you'll probably see me live. You've got to follow me. Oh my god, they don't follow me.
    3:20
    I've never been so angry in all my life. Somehow you have to... Oh, there you go. Oh, thank you for the follow. Let's see.
    3:31
    Hey, there we go. Hey, we got a new follow. Out of orbit SF. Thank you for that follow. This is the first time I can actually say thank you in person. Thank you for the follow. Yeah. I love you. It is?
    3:48
    I think Elizabeth just unfollowed me. And you refollowed. Okay. MBT-3K. Jared is going to unfollow me.
    4:00
    Are you in? Alright. I got mad money, girl. I got money for days. Alright, we're going to exploit this puppy. We're going to shoot that. Oh Christian's here. Hey, we got a trio
    4:25
    We're gonna exploit we're gonna beat them Okay, I got a lock in that shot now I was doing so much better before the screen
    4:42
    I ate your meal Those slings are weak. Alright. No! No more with the... There we go. Oh, that was the cheap way into the pops.
    4:59
    So what I'm trying to do right now... I watched a video by Bo and Karen on Theater of Magic. And he said, shoot that left orbit.
    5:11
    Not that left orbit. Oh, crap! Ah, there's one. Wait, wait, wait. You want in? Eventually, yes. Player two, you're up. I did terrible. I drank too much of your yummy... I know, we just had some drinks too. ...my patience. What I really need to do is get dinner in my belly. Can we add in? Yes. Is it on pre-play? Go ahead. Alright, me and Shannon will play too? Yeah. Well, whatever. Christian's three. Okay. Well, what's your score? My score? I'll say four.
    5:54
    Ah, I totally missed that. So, feel for all the wins. Oh, feel for all the wins. Oh. I got worse than you. Yay!
    6:08
    I have to win the first game. You want to be three? You're drinking what I'm drinking Show them This stuff is so good It's Golden State Ciders Jamaica Not sponsored Thank you for adding me Alright It's been a while since I played some theater
    6:36
    Alright It's 3 o'clock guys I'm just going to go for I don't know not draining pleasure doing business with you it's a two ball game Christian now come on up wait Russ no coaching oh come on yeah what's up the clock the advance clock right so you get to like six if you get to six o'clock you get extra ball I think oh okay that's all it is that shot over there yeah alright okay there Hi everybody.
    7:14
    Oh, don't know why I did that. It's truly a two ball game. Yeah, we're sucking. All right. What? Come on, come on, come on. What?
    7:33
    Now, back to my exploits of the left orbit. What are you doing? Yeah, I'm going to try. Bonus. It's bonus and it's banished like once.
    7:50
    Oh, Lassie. Lizzo. That's what the kids are calling out, right? Lizzo. 2x. My good friend Bowen taught me how to do this. I'm not friends with Bowen, trust me.
    8:16
    Vanish! Oh, the vanish friggin stole it from me. All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Keep it going. Keep going.
    8:31
    Yeah, yeah, we're gonna be here all day for you people. I could do this all day. I could juggle two balls, no problem.
    8:47
    I got hat magic lit. Hey, what's up, Audrey, little bubble gum? Oh, woo! No! Ugh! Oh, God. Oh, God. Lock it in. Lock it in.
    9:12
    Lock it friggin' in. Here we go. Audrey, I wish you could come to Outer Orbit. It's an awesome place, and you'll love the people.
    9:26
    Christian here is one of the coolest guys I've ever met. Oh. Yeah, that's my friend. That's a lot of praise. Yeah. That's an expectation set. Don't get it. Where's Russ rank on that? Russ here is one of the coolest guys I've ever met. Dude, meaningless. That was nice. That gave me shivers. It was nice for the moment, right? Yeah, it was good. It was up there. Oh, really? Yeah, if it's not lagging enough, then you can do it. Hit that jump. Oh, crap.
    9:56
    I'm not thinking about... I'm not even playing properly right now. I'm just thinking about that orb.
    10:01
    Your left orb shot started the jump earlier. I know. I missed it. That was 50 million, right? Hi, Little Bubblegum. You're 56 million. 57. Who's Little Bubblegum? Little Bubblegum is my best friend in the world. I used to stream with her. And then she did something silly and she moved to Hawaii. Oh, dang.
    10:21
    What the? Wait. What is happening? Tigersaw. You got Tigersaw multiball. Oh, okay. So you want to hit the captain ball over and over. Every captain ball hit is 40 million points. 40 million? Oh no! You scared me with numbers. No, it's over. So you got 8x at least, don't you? So, this is the first time I ever successfully did this exploit, so I don't know what happens when you do it. And your live catching is insane. I'm also drunk. Oh yeah? Yeah. There you go. Now we know what you gotta do to win at a tournament. I don't know if you want to do this. If you can dodge a flipper, you can dodge a ball.
    11:05
    If you can dodge a flipper, you can dodge a ball. All right, here we go. It's all in bonus, though. This is the most boring. Okay, 61. Hit that trunk.
    11:16
    Joke in the trunk. All right, all right, all right. Boom. And boom. $62 million. Oh, Jesus. Oh, now I'm playing like Audrey where I'm screaming Jesus. Alright, are we at 8x yet? Yes, you are at 8x. Okay, so what do I do next? I don't know, but if you keep doing that, I'm gonna be like, nah, this is not that funny anymore. It's like a pretty shitty... If you keep stealing theater, you get 62 million in a row just like light magic and go for multiball. Does it keep going up if you get a fuck off there? He's right. Let's light magic and go for multiball. I don't know, maybe you should make this a more... No, no! ... boring game ever and just go for it. Batman Dark Knight, if you hit the right orbit like a hundred times, you get like a billion points. In a row? I'm not sure if it's in a row, but you have to do it a hundred times. Wow. That's pretty cool.
    12:10
    Hey, nice. That's a similar thing. You get it through the bumpers 20 times or something, you get like a... Hi, Audrey!
    12:21
    We're eating dinner tonight. Awesome. We're eating dinner tonight. Hi, Man U. Okay, so now I have to hit the trunk, and then... Really?
    12:46
    Ah, shit. Get out of the way, ball. Oh, it's too late? Okay. So I do have to hit the trunk, though, right?
    12:56
    There you go. There it was. Alright. So... I gotta hit the trunk three times and spin it again. Oh, I see what you mean. No, just one in the first time. I gotta hit... One time? Just one time right now. Oh, so yeah, just one time and then it'll spin. Oh, dude. What was that? Dude. What was that? Dude. That was so weak. So not cool. This is pretty boring, isn't it? No, keep playing. No, no, no. You're doing... You're making it not boring. I'm making it not boring. You're making it not boring. I'm making it not boring.
    13:27
    Did she just riff me? Did I ever think about flipping burgers? How dare you? What is riff? Riff is like... So a riff is what the Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys do. They call it riffing. So when you type riff, it makes the robot say something funny. Oh, okay, like riff tracks. Exactly.
    13:48
    Waka. What am I doing? Right now? I don't know. I would go for multiball again. Yeah. So that's spelling magic. I mean, are you trying to get to grand finale? You've got to do midnight, and you've got to do all of the illusions, which is bullshit. Oh, crap. My bad. Well, thank you for... I wasn't going to correct you unless you corrected yourself, so thank you. Because if you're watching this pinball stream right now, you're probably not a child. Correct. Okay, bye-bye.
    14:20
    Look at this bonus! Look at this bonus! Boom! Let's just speed through it. Boom! 204! Boom! It carries over every ball, too, so you want to do your best work on ball one, right? I'm pretty sure if you kill it on ball one on this game, you'll kill it on bonus for the rest of the game. Oh, my God.
    14:35
    Here we go. Here we go. Waddle, waddle, woo! Waddle, waddle, wee! Who's player two? What's up? Lick Arcade! You have to match 700 million points. Yes, you can do it. You can do it. Hey, Little Bubblegum, where do you live? Are you in Hawaii? I live in Hawaii. So this is Hawaii. Hit the balls. Hit all the balls. Because that's where I'm from. My quarters are jangling in my pocket. I'm from Oahu
    15:49
    That was a great play. Was it? I don't know. It might have been James Barron who runs all the machines at the Emporium. So it might have been one of those. Green Town has a Flintstones movie. Yeah, at least. At least. Keeping that secret. It's that state of mind. I like that. Los Gatos.
    16:15
    Let's see what's going on in the chair. What's going on, chatters? They say they live in Waikiki. She lives in Waikiki? Oh, does she?
    16:27
    So I told Audrey... I can't get it. Ah, it gave up on me. Sucks. What o'clock? I told Audrey that some friends of mine took a family vacation to Hawaii, and they had nothing but bad luck. Like, the older brother went surfing. And he threw his back out? And he threw his... You know what, Fred? What? Because of the tiki. because of that tiki statue they bought. Oh my God! Do you know these friends? This is such a coincidence. Yeah, they're the Bradys.
    16:55
    What? The Brady Bunch. But I told her this story and she didn't know. She was like, I don't think there was a spider on one of the guys. I mean, she didn't think it was a spider. No. She's like, oh my God.
    17:08
    You've never seen the Brady Bunch? Oh. The Brady Bunch went to Hawaii and all this bad shit happened because they bought like a tiki that was like infused with some kind of curse. And Vincent Price was the bad guy. Really? Too bad there's no real Cheeky in the way. Yeah. I mean it was the 60s and it was written by like two old Jewish guys. Yes, the bad luck Cheeky with RK. Oh. Cheeky. Oh, Cheeky. Oh, you're at 7.
    17:47
    You got a 200 million point bonus. You have to say something. Shannon does that too. She gets mad when I talk. You want to make somebody train? Just compliment them. You know what I want to do? I want to start a Twitch stream where I just play as Beavis and Butthead the whole time. Because I do a really good Beavis and Butthead.
    18:05
    Should I do it while I play? I'm Peter of Magic. Here we go. Hey, Beavis. Yeah. So I just want to spell magic. See that girl's fingers? She's showing us what she's been up to. Yeah, yeah. Her fingers are covered in magic.
    18:23
    Yeah. So I... Shoot for the magic trump. Yeah, it's like, you gotta get the ball in the trunk.
    18:39
    Then what happens, Beavis? You become a magician? They're saying this game was originally supposed to be a David Copperfield-themed... Is that true? I don't know. I'm about to do multiball.
    18:58
    The second ball was locked. And then it became a multiball. Yeah, I want to like score jackpots. Damn it, baby. Let's get it in the trunk. Yeah, I don't know what your problem is.
    19:24
    Woof. Go for jackpot. Can I do it? Nope. Alright, now I'm just going to do what he did and hit this left orbit over and over and over.
    19:47
    Shoot the magic trunk! All day, every day. Theater, hurry up. Thank you. Wait for it, wait for it. Three, two, one. Oh, you son of a... Am I going to get it?
    20:25
    51 million? No? You guys robbed me. Strayjacket is also the Orbit though, so yeah, I dissed Dre, I dissed myself.
    20:58
    Oh, sorry, this is so boring. I'm just doing what Manu did. Can you spice it up? How am I going to spice it up? You know.
    21:11
    More impressions, maybe? This is my impression of Christopher Walken playing Theater of Magic. You've got to spell theater before you can hit the trunk for a jackpot. There it is.
    21:26
    Whoa! I like that. I like that noise. The next performance is about to begin. Woof. Come on, bud. Banish. Make the ball vanish.
    21:47
    Just wanna kick some A. Nice. Okay, Tiger Saw Multiball is lit. Shoot the magic trunk! The rope is breaking!
    22:15
    Hat magic. Oh, is that Multiball? Or what? Shouldn that have been multi Here it comes Alright, let's do this smart. Let's play some smart theater. I know.
    22:39
    Whoa! Tiger saw. I got an extra ball, mother...mother farmers. Melon farmers? Okay. That was good. How much was that?
    23:05
    $50 million. Alright. Let's go for midnight. I have the magic, you guys. It's been inside of me this whole time.
    23:27
    Oh. What? Oh, my God. Somebody's bringing it. What did I miss in chat? Let's see.
    23:40
    Let's see. Love, yes. That's true. Oh, you're next to Paul. I'm going to next to Paul. Okay, go, go, go. I'm going to keep reading chat. I'm going to put this over here. I missed everything.
    23:54
    What's the GC? No, three billion. Oh, is it three? Yeah. See, now that I'm thinking about it, I'm upset that Penn & Teller had a Penn & Teller pin. There are so many pins that should exist and don't.
    24:09
    Well, that was a waste. But I think I'm going to get a sick bonus still because I did a bunch of stuff on previous balls, right? Boom, bang, smash, boom. Put Zap. Okay, maybe not.
    24:20
    Player four. This is a serious game right here. I thought I put up some score, I guess. I guess Russ is like, no, you didn't. You didn't put up any. Playing with the big boys now, sucker. Yeah, I'm a little boy.
    24:33
    I'm a little old boy. Oh, by the way, thank you for the host. Link Arcade, rated with a party of 13. I missed that a little while ago. Dark Sakura, welcome to the stream. I love theater. My hubby and I have one. Wow, got it for our 13th anniversary. That is so awesome.
    24:57
    It could be called Pin and Teller. How about that? Pin and Teller? Something tells me Pin would hate that. I think it would. He likes the attention. Yeah. That dude. Pin and Teller would be amazing.
    25:11
    That's a dad joke, by the way. So good job, Radar Love. The whole magic theme Is always cool Because of things like Magnets and stuff I hate magnets I like magnets I hate No Why are we talking Why are we trashing a magnet F magnets in play fields It's so stupid Why Because it's not physics Why are magnets not physics Well It's electromagnetics So It's not predictable It's like pop bumpers F pop bumpers F slingshots Yeah Just give me a Blank white White whiteboard what's called I think you're talking about ping pong or something let's see oh I'm supposed to do something not the best for tournament play though no yeah so what's the reason that this is outlawed in the tournament play it's not outlawed in tournament play it's just not played a lot in tournament play Oh, this is not fair. One billion on Tom is good, though. He's flexing.
    26:16
    Russell always flexes on my damn screen. Okay. Let's do Star Illusion. Oh, good shot. Wow. Let's not Star Illusion. Let's do something else.
    26:38
    Uh oh, I'm dead. Tournament director. What's up? I got a stuck ball. Yeah? Up at the top. Raise my hand. Where is it? Right up there at the gate. Oh, just smack it a little bit. No, I did that before and it... You gotta do it when it does the search. When it's doing the ball search. The gate... Wait, wait. Here you go. Thank you, tournament director. I'm going to spell magic Because I got to I mean look at that Whoa Vogue Network Rating with a party of 22 Thank you so much What's happening guys We're playing Hey everybody We're playing theater of magic I thought I was doing well Then I played this guy And uh That happened So I got raided.
    27:44
    That means... It's just ringing over viewers from another channel, basically. That's fun. Woo! Is Gottlieb the Dreamworks to Williams Pixar? Yes, but I mean, Gottlieb doesn't operate anymore, so back in the day, Gottlieb was like, I would say sub-par. They have their moments, but they're few and far between. Yeah, no, they were sub-par. Totally. But I mean, where's Sega? What is Sega then? Well, Sega was like, Indian. That was an indie thing. And then Data East is now Stern. I have to drive home but keep balling. Thank you for showing up. Dark Sakura. What's up? Is that at Draft? Yeah, I found that out. The Dadeast? No, they kind of suck. What was it? Star Wars Dadeast. What? It's just one game, man. Plus, I'm going to try to get GC on this thing. Aw. All right, Biff. Hey, Biff.
    29:00
    Hey, Biff. Why don't you face the camera? He's like, I'm coming. All right. So I put up a good... Now you have 52 viewers. Yeah, I put up a good score, right? It's good. I mean, I think somewhere in the one to two bill is a good score in this game. And that was just from doing the stupid left thing. Imagine if I really... But then I started doing the left thing.
    29:25
    I got a 300 million point bonus on mine. 300 million? Yeah. So did you get most of your points out of that multiball? I got a lot of points out of multiball, but I think I was like hitting theater hurry ups and then an 8x. I don't know. We can watch the feed and find out. That's the beauty of it, right? I'm going to watch it back. Well, you know I'm going to watch it back. Haunted House is a great game. Super old school.
    29:52
    This guy says most of my co-workers are from D&D, so they must work at Stern or something, right? Coming back. You're good.
    30:00
    You gotta do it yourself. Here is another bow. Oh, there's some good Gottliebs. I like... Yeah, there is. Genie is a Gottlieb, isn't it? Is it? Black Hole? Black Hole. Yeah. Old Gottlieb. Late 70s Gottliebs are fun. Oh, nice. Like T-Dop and that kind of shit. Or like Raven. Wait, what did you say was Gottlieb? T-Dop and Raven. Oh, Genie. Is Genie a Gottlieb? Oh, Genie. That's a white body. I thought that was a ballet. I'm pretty sure it's a Gottlieb. Really?
    30:36
    That's a great game. I love it. It makes that noise that you can hear from across the room. 1979. 79.
    30:44
    Yeah, that's amazing. Cuts at 1812. Best Gottlieb? What about Genesis? Genesis is pretty whack. Yeah, TX Sector. That music is for you, Don't Panic Flip. TX Sector is supposed to be Superman.
    30:58
    They're just the same fonts and everything. Like, Gottliebs are great for, like... You guys, stop talking in front of me. Stop talking behind me. Yeah, you're distracting me. Stop talking behind me. They're great for, like, sort of skirting around. It's a courtesy of mine. Gold Wings is really a Top Gun machine. Genesis is really like a Metropolis machine. Raven is a Rambo. Pensomniac, I need some music for you. I didn't really do it. What did you think, George? Welcome to the stream, by the way. Ah, come on.
    31:26
    We own a Black Hole. So I got my best Black Hole score ever in Japan at the Silver Ball Planet during a tournament play. I got like 890k or something. That's a way crazy score. They were all mind blowed.
    31:53
    Time to either shine or suck eggs. One of those two is going to happen right now. I'd rather not suck eggs. Pius is three. Can I triple this?
    32:06
    Maybe. It's 9 o'clock, guys. It's 9 o'clock. Just going to try to get the clock up. I like that DC is only 1.3. They just said the highest score is 3. 3 bills. High score number 1 might be... Oh, come on!
    32:31
    Maybe I'll put some initials in for this. Who knows? Silver Ball Planets in Osaka. Choco choco, oh no, choo choo. I can't even. Alright, I'm going to stop reading. There was no train whistle. We are on Mission Street in San Francisco. Alright, well I got a ball saved here. I have some serious catching up to do. And that's that. Oh, boy.
    33:15
    I don't care about the right staircase right now. I've got so much catching up to do that I'm going to go for the Tiger Saw Award.
    33:37
    Nice. Woo! Oooh! Ah! That's satisfying. Alright. It's time to blow it up. Awww. I was trying to hit the Tiger saw award. I didn't just totally whip the trunk. I was actually just trying to shoot over there. I'm trying to shoot over there.
    34:09
    Alright, what happens when I just hold my flipper on? Eh, nothing good. Yeah Yeah, that would suck. That's an understatement. Sorry.
    34:38
    Alright, I'm just going to do the ramp all day. The magic ramp? All day? The magic ramp all day. Sorry, this might be a little boring, but you guys catching up? Oh boy, it's not boring, I guess.
    34:52
    It could be more boring. Whoa. Nope. Okay. Oh boy. Oh, where's my magic wand? What'd you end up with? 1.076. Now 1.2 is the lowest.
    35:16
    Man, we almost triple matched. Wow. Can you flip the buttons to see? It doesn't kind of feel like it. I want to talk to my people. All right.
    35:30
    So we, let's see. So don't panic flip. Tell me if you hear this. Is that a cowabunga? Man, I wish I had done better. I could have gotten one of these scores. Hey, that's me. Is you OZA? I'm OZA.
    35:48
    No? Okay. So I got to... Oh, I know what to do. I know how to fix it. Oh, it's super quiet? Really? All right. Looks like our levels are kind of hot. Our levels are hot, and the levels of the things are doing the things. All right, let's fire up four more. Yeah, Shannon's in. Bye-bye. I'll be out of this one. I'll take out.
    36:18
    Player, player, player. M53K, when you start game, hold the left flipper button. The basement of war will now be digital pinball. The first basement of war will now be digital pinball. Did I do it too late?
    36:37
    It's you. I have it turned down to half in the Twitch window. What's the digital pinball thing? Is that a joke? I don't know. I'm holding the left flipper. And then you do...
    36:50
    Oh, but you have to start the game. Oh, you have to hold the left flipper down when you start the game. Okay, yeah.
    36:57
    Alright. Alright And uh Wait what's digital pinball There's a video mode Where you play digital A crappy The crappiest digital pinball You've ever seen in a game But it's there Don't panic Flip I have to keep up with you guys With the emotes and stuff I don't have any emotes On this channel right now Here I'll start it off I have zero emotes Because I have zero Knowledge in that stuff Easy way to get extra ball in that mode too. Alright, I'll start it off. Player one. Oh!
    37:51
    Oh! Holding the right button at the start of the game will activate MK3 symbols. I'm not doing my thing. I'm not doing my thing. Alright.
    38:09
    Riku Winkoo was telling us all the tips. It's Shannon! Yes, it is me. I was dangerously close to staying home and watching The Expanse all day. But there was a really good episode. And it was so sick that we were empowered to put pants on and leave and come here. Sometimes television can steer you out of your house, surprisingly. Aww! But it can't make you a good pinball player. Why is this not working? I'm gonna play. Wait, no. Can I play? I'm not playing, so you guys are on. I wanna be free. Okay.
    39:12
    So, fun fact about The Expanse, the books were written by the guys who wrote the show under a pen name. Read the wiki.
    39:23
    Wow, hit the same post. Wow. Come on. Riku Winku, I love these facts you're giving about this game. They're awesome.
    39:46
    Who's player four? No. I just pointed at him. I want to see some of these facts. During the metamorphosis mode, the woman sometimes transforms into a cow. In addition to this, you can also see the woman transform into the snack bar guy from Creature from the Black Lagoon. In this case, he says, here's your hot dog.
    40:15
    That's for real? Yeah, that's in this game. Wow. Huh. All right. Also, if you nudge it really hard, it will tilt.
    40:27
    I'm able to do that one, I think. Well, thanks everybody for watching. It's an honor. Hey! I wonder if this is true. The marketing slogan for this game was you can even make money here on dinner.
    41:13
    That was the marketing slogan. That was pretty good. What, that marketing slogan? No, no, my ball. No, I mean, yeah, the marketing slogan.
    41:24
    Alright. It's Manu's turn. What else we got? Who is talking to us? Is it player one? It's player one. Do it. Alright. Let me know if you guys can hear this.
    41:39
    No, it's too low. Woo! Nah, I'll fix it. I'll fix it later. Oh, yeah. Right. Hey, um... We noticed you, uh... I know, I know, I know, I know. You know what? You know what?
    42:05
    Elizabeth, if that's your real name, you know what? I looked at that today. Okay. We can send you an image of you. A really rad quality image. So I'm getting shade right now because Free Go Watch's logo is in my thing. This is not a competition. There's plenty of room for all the logos. It's to be alternated as needed.
    42:30
    There's the pretty visual. See, that's the thing. I was at home. I was doing some of the screens. And I saw the Freehold Watch logo. But the problem is it's kind of baked into that image right now. And I have to do a lot of Photoshop work. And I wanted to just come and play Pimple. Photoshop is hard. That is actually one of the big things that I'm going to go and... I literally thought of that today. I went, how long is it going to be before the movie ends? You go watch it in there and you're like, hey! So when I'm here, I swap it out. It's just a different background. I'm going to tell you, I'm happy to do it. I will do it. We were just having a meeting, right? And as I'm leaving the house, I'm like, oh, let me grab my gear. Oh, my God. All right. What are we looking at? since you have since you have a sponsor place logos on stream layout no I don't have any sponsors really I don't have any real sponsors I mean Kent Stadium is on there because I won a contest so that's why I have the stadium alive because I want to context and Pindigo actually is a sponsor so That's a lie. Pindigo is a sponsor. They actually bought it. They allowed us to buy equipment.
    44:22
    So Pindigo, they're a sponsor. Yeah, they contributed some equipment that we needed. Yeah. Okay. You can contribute some equipment. Yeah. Do you want to negotiate this right now? Not in front of people, no.
    44:39
    You like that? I don't want to negotiate sponsorships in front of my family. We have really good beer. You do have really good beer. I don't drink beer. I drink cider. We have pretty good cider We have great cider We have great cider Oh yeah Rinku Rinku coming in hot with all that loving about theater Do you know Guava Cider The Guava Cider is really good Is it really? Rinku Rinku. Oh, okay. I'll try that. Oh, Rinku Rinku. I drink more. Rinku Rinku. Yeah, you lost me on that one. Rinku Rinku. Wow. That's big.
    45:13
    Wait, what? Thank you for the follow. Orange Right and Misty OLR and Pop Culture. Wow And who else did I miss I missed Alright Catman65 I missed SSJ100 Matt Vognetwork And I got Dark Sakura Thank you guys so much Forget the magic trunk Also shoot the magic trunk Forget the magic trunk Get it All right.
    45:52
    Play smart. Wait, wait. Play smart. I'm trying to save it for when I... Oh, shoot. What player is he? Four? All right. Okay. Wait, I'm four, right? Yeah. Am I playing in the right spot? Yeah, you're good. Oh, Jesus. Don't mess up. You're winning right now. Russ is not playing, so the scores came way down. I'm all right. They're in the crap for all the scores. Is that crowding you? How about I talk in front of you like this and talk to us right here? Okay, let's just do that. Talk, talk, talk. I don't mind. If you can't play pinball distracted, you can't play pinball. Yeah, bring those boobs back.
    46:29
    That's all I felt with that distraction. Hey, I haven't hit the trunk yet? Oh, fudge. I think you took your hands too far away from the table. Yeah, I've been told that.
    46:57
    I'm kind of drunk today at this point. I'm sorry. Also, what the F is a tiger saw? I know what a tiger saw is. What's a tiger saw? It's when they get a tiger to sort of like, they train a tiger to move like a pedal that will roll a saw through the person or whatever. Really? Is it for real? It must have been real at some point. I'll look it up. Hold on. You made that up. No.
    47:22
    There's a place in New Hampshire that trains black bears to do tricks. That sounds dangerous. People train a tiger to run the saw. He could have mechanical advantage. That does sound dangerous. Are you trying to play a pinball?
    47:37
    That's the point of magic, right? Consomniac, my man. By the way, this is guava cider. So number one, they're trying to get me drunk here so I can't play.
    47:49
    I have two types of ciders now. I'm rocking the ciders. A tiger saw is a reciprocating saw. Well, when I Google tiger saw magic trick, I don't see anything about that. And this has an actual tiger in it.
    48:07
    So I need you to cite your source. Thank you for giving that ball back. Jeez. We're going to Tiger Saw Definition.
    48:22
    Defying Tiger Saw. Tiger Saw is a sadcore band from Newburyport, Massachusetts formed in 1999. Wait, I'm sorry. I missed that. So was there peddling involved? No, it's a band. Well, I mean, from 1999, which came out after this game. So the band is named after this. Defying Expectations?
    48:43
    They definitely trained a tiger to run the saw in this game. What the tiger saw? Is that like what the fox... What the fox... What does the fox say? What the fox say? What the tiger saw?
    48:57
    Man, what does the fox say? That's a throwback to 2007. 2007? Really? Yeah, that was a while ago. That's what the kids are saying now, right? I just started my new job that I now have. I started that job in 2007. You haven't hit the trunk yet. Oh, shut up.
    49:20
    There you go. Get it in there. You have my time. You have more time. Get it in there. It's a real monster. Let it out. Get it in there. Oh.
    49:35
    I've got viewers on Twitch, and I also have viewers right here with me. Yeah, I'm spelling magic Yeah, so much stuff I'm getting back there
    50:01
    That magic baby I am a jma JRC. Oh Somebody tell creeks that the G is out Oh, no. MPT3K, I'm now making your sound bit. What's the fox say? Oh, thank you. Hunsomnia, tell me how to do the sound bits, because when I trigger them, they're not working.
    50:24
    We've got a nice little cider cocktail recipe. Guava cider and ginger ale with honey. It's good. That does sound really good. Like a beer spritzer, cider spritzer. Oh, we can do that. Do you want to do that? I have guava cider. Hey, we'll do it right here. All right. We have a recommendation from a viewer. Okay, so it's a guava cider, ginger beer. Guava cider, ginger ale with honey.
    50:49
    But you probably could do, like, one of your syrups. One of your icy syrups. Shave ice. Yeah, I have a... It's crazy cool that they're making drinks. Yeah. Passion guava. Hey, do you want to come up with a theater of magic themed drink next? Who's that? Radar Love? No, it was Riku. Riku Riku. Rinku Rinku.
    51:15
    We'll make it happen. Oh, a real bartender. Okay, cool. Well, they come up with a sick drink idea for a theater or magic themed drink we can make with either beer or cider. There's no hard alcohol here. There is? Huh? There's no hard rock on here? No. Oh. It's just beer. No. If you really need a shot, you can go next door to the knockout and they'll take care of you. But yeah, beer and cider only here. And wine. Sorry about the wine. Wine, people. Why don't you drink the beers? Who's next? Me. I haven't been showing anyone how it's done. I've been showing them a lot of skills that you shouldn't use. I'm not going to. I'm going to. that you shouldn't use. You're a ball-free kind of girl. All right.
    52:14
    All right, that was nice. Aw, Shan. I'll get you on the next one. More impressively. Guys in the chat, can you tell me if the stream is smooth or if it's jittery? Because we're trying to solve some problems here. Thank you for the color. Don't panic flip. And Pinsomniac, I've got to talk to you about how to get these sounds to work because they're not working and I'm triggering them and they're not working for you so I'm gonna rip myself just because of that all right I made that cocktail it's a passion guava syrup from our uh shave ice guava cider and ginger beer I mean I didn't there were no proportions listed so I'm just assuming it's Can I be happy? You doing it live? Yeah. Well, actually... If you guys make him sick, I'm gonna be mad at you. I think it's for you to drink. Me? It's your band. Oh yeah! I don't drink beer though. What are we gonna call it? Do we have an answer? It's cider. This is a drink somebody came up with on the train. Cider, Guava Cider, Ginger Beer, Passion Guava, Simple Chur. And who made this up? Riku Rinku? Oh yeah, Riku Rinku. Riku Rinku seems to know everything about... Yeah, they used to be bartenders, so this is our little tester. What do you think? Oh my god, that's amazing. Ginger helps calm the stomach, maybe take care of some pinballers. Oh, don't swear on the street. I just swear, didn't I? tonight did you or didn't you are there children present that's so good okay we like it okay oh my gosh I mean it's it's it's it's very sweet I like sweet yeah it's good right I can't drink it You know, only if I can drink near you and make you your drinking shadow over here. Ugh, okay.
    54:31
    I'm lost. Wow. I'm seeing things. I think I've had too much. Yeah. My stream has become a drinking stream.
    54:49
    Misty, oh, Laura, what's happening? What's his toes? Long time no see. Do you train a lot of falls? Are you trying to hit trunks? What are you up to right now? I don't know. Yeah, don't panic flip. How's the Dominican? Oh, sorry. Do you want people to know you're in the Dominican Republic? Yeah, I didn't start in a living. Is that a bad thing? I didn't start in a living. Let's see. I guess I can try to help them. Yeah, that's helpful. Ginger helps calm the stomach. Oh. Wow. All right.
    55:14
    Sounds like 90% sugar. Should be good. Yeah. 90% sugar might actually be like... So I might actually like that drink, lol. No, what are we doing? Sounds like my kind of drink and my kind of string. Remember the Trump. Winko, winko, winko. Tiger paw. Oh, shoot. He's got another one. That was a hundred thousand. Hit it twice, so like, down pat again. Winko, winko, winko. Oh my god. We might have to just write these down. Every DQK should come out for the drinking tournament. Hell no.
    55:55
    Radar, you should have read Radar Love's post. He said, shoot the magic trope. That sucks. You didn't listen to him.
    56:03
    Sorry. I know, it's hard to fight. Alright, who's player four again? I'm player four. Hey, look at that. Christian, 300. You have 304 to 305. Yeah, but you still haven't played. You still haven't played. Oh, Matthew.
    56:20
    What's his toes? What's up, man? A drinking stream with a pinball problem? It's gorgeous. Dominican Republic is gorgeous. I've had five to ten piña coladas. Why are you so vague? You don't remember how many piña coladas you had. Wait, faulty magic.
    56:39
    Oh. But did you have fun? We have some lovely party gifts for you. Is that it? I won. Let's do another. No, you didn't. Oh, no, I didn't. No, I won. 500. Prism. 500, baby. No, I didn't look that far.
    56:56
    Okay. Another four? Are we up again? Yeah. I'm in. I want in. What? You want to do the honor? No, I can't. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Is that what you're asking me to do? Yeah. I mean, if you want. I mean, it's okay. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's fine. I'm sure Creech would approve. Let me see.
    57:15
    Okay, it's gorgeous. I've had five to ten piñatas. Complete tiger saw, which now we're too late. What's his toes, LOL? Have you seen George after three beers? If I go back and watch his streams, I'm sure I can. Who's George? He is Don't Panic Flip. Don't Panic Flip is one of the most amazing pinball streamers. I've basically copied everything that he does. I'm not lying. It's not like I'm making that up. I was there like three or four weeks ago. He's in the Dominican Republic.
    57:47
    And swam with dolphins. Who's going first? Then got food poisoning from the meal. I didn't do the special thing where you... Good Lord. Yeah, doesn't that sound fun? Yeah. Will you hold down the flipper?
    58:00
    That's not healthy. Don't get food poisoning, people. PSA for me. They're all magical. Thank you for understanding the words that are not coming out of my mouth. Yeah. I had too much. I'm a lightweight. While we wait for him to coin up, how much do I look like Keith Owen?
    58:20
    We actually had a friend who... How much do I look like Keith Owen right now? We introduced a friend to pinball. Your head is so much smaller than mine. And they mentioned to us at a party we were at, we were at a brunch thing. And they were like, hey, Russ, how'd you get your face on the pinball machine, the Jurassic Park pinball machine over at Gestalt. And we're like, no, no, that's Keith Elwin. That's not Russ. Sorry.
    58:47
    So now you're going to do the thing, right? Okay, so left flipper. That's what they said. Oh, nice. Oh. Yeah. That's four times, right? Player, player, player. All right, can I start?
    59:02
    All right, Keith Elwin doppelganger here. Half. Well, one-fourth of the skill. Follow me on Pindigo, R-U-X. The looks.
    59:13
    I've got the looks and about one-third of the skill. Ten percent. Come on. I don't know. You have any good days? I qualified in the B-Leagues at Pinnberg once. All right, Keith got food poisoning, and he was really ill. What is this, that plot of that movie Dave, where the guy has to take over as president?
    59:31
    But only in the pinball world? I was distracted by hilarity. Ugh, I already... Ugh! It's not boding well. No.
    60:02
    I'm going to be player four, because I think I'm going to wrap it up soon. You want player three? Who's player three?
    60:10
    You or Christian. One of you two. Come on, Beth. All right, I hope I get a better game this time around. Here, I'll start you off with a riff.
    60:20
    What does that mean? That means they're going to make fun of you. Aw. That's not very nice. There's a lot to make fun of right now here. Oh, my God. Oh, they took video of you. They didn't actually make fun of you. Haha, they're like, that would be too mean.
    60:43
    Ah, come on. Oh no, it's coming back! Fuck that. I ran out of time. It's like you don't even want to save this game.
    61:05
    Shoot everything but the safe. That's what happens when I hit it. All right. What are we doing? I think the buffet took... Moment of silence. Oh, for Kobe? Kobe. I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up. Sorry. Kobe, his daughter, everyone on that helicopter.
    61:29
    Moment of silence. I don't know. Personal note. Nope. Shout out to Billie Eilish and Lizzo for taking over a bunch of awards. Grammys. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Lizzo and Billie Eilish.
    61:45
    Did you just do an advertisement for Alvarado Street? Yeah, that's what I was doing. Alvarado Street Amigos. Amigos IPA. It's delicious. But also, sorry about Kobe.
    61:57
    Yeah. This Theater of Magic looks like it's playing really well. Is that just movie magic in particular, or is it playing as well as what... It's not a brand new. It's a complete rebuild by an operator here in the Bay Area. His name is Greg Creech, and he runs a lot of the tables. He's an operator. He has machines in a lot of places.
    62:22
    Brand new LEDs. He said it took him like a year to rebuild it slowly over time. So check last post. Check last post.
    62:40
    I'm missing so much chat. Check last post. I'll try. Anyway, yeah, it's a beautiful machine. I'm going back to my Ex-Lite.
    63:15
    He's still posting drinks. What's that? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Advertising. Tots Poutine. I sure... They smell good. Where are they? Just the price you pay. There's no light in here. There's going to be a gravy on that playfield soon. Oh my god. It's just all of the money I just spent. Just that's our site. It's not working. They don't have sponsors. I sure hope you guys aren't hungry. I'm going, hey man, did you spill poutine tots all over my... Yeah. ... inner magic? Grease is going to be pissed. Yeah, yeah. Grease is gonna be pissed. It's like, uh, it's physically sticky.
    63:52
    Covered in gravy. Oh no. It smells great. It smells great, yeah. He's still posting drinks. Hi, Rico Rico.
    64:07
    Um. Wow. Vodka, coffee, Maniacal laugh. Alright. Ah, crap. No, no, no, no. Stop moving, ball. Stop moving.
    64:39
    Oh, my. That's called a don't flip. Oh, no. I went all the way around. Okay, there we go. Maniacal laughter Was that a quote from the newest Muppet movie?
    65:19
    It's a quote from the first new Muppet movie With Jason Segel I didn't bother to watch the crap. No, give it to me.
    65:35
    I lost it again, guys. That was my hurry up. Damn it. Oh, that was lucky. No, no, no. I don't want to make the ball vanish that way.
    65:57
    Shannon, thank you for the sub! Welcome! What are we doing here? Pinball Whiz! What's up? Welcome to the stream. Raid hype! I got another raid? Woo! Pinsomniac. Yes, Pinball Whiz raids and is immediately silenced. Shh!
    66:22
    I went all the way around. I gotta do better than that if I'm gonna play him. Like, he talks a big talk, but I could totally, you know, poop my pants right now. Maybe I won't. Do it on, do it while we're streaming. Like, that was a pants-pooping move. The people need drama.
    66:51
    They need a story. I'm not physically pooping any pants. I'm just gonna hit the right the left orbit over and over and over like I did last time. Hey Beavis. Yeah, it's like this guy's pooping his pants while he's playing pinball. Yeah, he like stinks both at pinball and in his pants.
    67:13
    Ugh, I guess I'll start a illusion. What are you shooting at Alright I knew that was coming. The three.
    67:31
    Uh-huh. The dark one three. What's up? Welcome to the stream. This is actually the last game. I'm sorry, guys. So it's not terribly super exciting Maybe we'll do one more One more, okay A little bird told me to do one more Whose player Yeah It's Elizabeth This allows me to catch up with the chatty chat If you want dessert Oh man, we still got some recipes Alright, one dessert Bourbon, Irish cream root beer vanilla ice cream dude that's a lot of i just got diabetes just listing that top with whipped cream chocolate wafer and peppermint i don't even know like okay like if this was top chef and like emergency mode i have to find all those items just cut that right out 95% sugar just like me i want to show you guys what i just like shannon i want to show you guys what i didn't finish yet so there's a sample of the guava cider my original California whatever whatever you don't even remember? Is it an IPA? It's part three. It's been. California what? California love? It's what Russ is drinking. I am drinking, it is like a dessert, a drinking campfire stout which has the stout with graham crackers, molasses, natural and artificial flavors and caramel color. It's quite tasty. I'm right up here. Graham crackers. Graham crackers, yes. They actually crunch it. Actually, there's a stout that I just tried recently that had a peanut butter taste to it. Oh, yeah. I love that peanut butter milkshake stout. Peanut butter milkshake stout. Come on. Ray and I loves like 95% sugar. Did that not count? 95% sugar.
    69:30
    We're drinking sugar, guys. Pinball is... Dang. I wanted to raid you because there were no other pinball streamers. Live.
    69:41
    Feels bad, man. I got a pity rate. I'll take it. Who's this? Wait. No, it's me. I completely forgot that I was even playing this game. Alright, here we go.
    69:59
    Here we go. The future will wait, okay? I like the pun. Shoot the magic drunk. Shoot the magic drunk? Yeah. Go for the magic drunk.
    70:15
    Shoot the magic alcoholic. The second ball is an alcoholic. It's just and bourbon. It's just a bourbon root beer float. Oh, yeah, what's the recipe earlier? Oh, okay. I don't know. It's pretty, I think more than three items, I go. This is impressive.
    70:43
    All right, good job. What? All right, let me see if I can go one, two, three, like you said. Go bam, bam, bam. It's so hard to do it on here. Bam.
    70:55
    Nice. Yeah, that was good. It's 100 million. It closes. Okay. Oh, shit. It closes, though. Whoa, it's four balls on the table. But the first one is 100 million points, right? Yeah. Oh, no!
    71:11
    Hey, I still got something. No, I don't? Yeah, I do. There it is. 80 million. 85 mil. It's going to be a sick jackpot.
    71:27
    Didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface. Post on count There you go buddy Boom Oh no no no Stay in Post 90 million No don't look that way You're so plain Ah Oh Then I would hit this button here We're fine But they can't hear it What are we on mute? No I don't have it So right now Han Solo is saying We're fine from Star Wars Can you guys imagine it please? Cause it doesn't work Oh You know, you have Vanished, you have 40 million points. I know.
    72:02
    Yaga. How do you know the scores, the point scores of all these things? I know that Vanished is always 40 million.
    72:09
    Everything else I'm reading off the screen. Oh, Shia LaBeouf. Shia LaBop. There we go. Make the ball vanish!
    72:19
    You know why you can let it dead bounce all day? Because it's not steep. This is not hiked up on the back, back, I was going to say back wheels. On the back of the wheel. It's hydraulic? That would be so California, right? If it was just like... My pinball is like, it's baller because it's hiked up. Oh, stop telling me what I have, lady. I can attribute most of these points to Russ because he's like, shoot that because it's points. And I'm like, okay. Do it. Is it Vanish on the other side? No, Tiger Saw. Right now, Tiger Saw multi-ball is lit. Right over it. multiple flip. Right orbit.
    72:57
    Oh! That's the right staircase, isn't it? Boom! I'm trying to be fancy and I'm gonna drain. Boop. Focus. Ah! No, I'm not good at that shot. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You can do this. Dial it in. You can do this. Dialed! Ah! We're a little early. Do it a little later.
    73:20
    Same thing. A little early. Maybe I should stop moving my body so much I'm playing like Derek Lipkin now And also You don't want to use swears You want to use not swears He says like Oh, mean as a snake Stuff like that Well, he's a dad now You gotta change it up Not yet Mean as a snake I mean, aren't you a dad as soon as I am As soon as the baby starts cooking Oh, God You prepare Get your jokes ready Your dadness is up I need that Tiger Salt. Oh, get that drunk. 58.
    73:59
    Yeah. I'll be your hype man. Yeah, this guy right here. Santa, how's chat going? Am I missing anything important? So we have another cocktail recipe. This one's pretty simple, though. It's just vodka and ginger ale. Yeah, that's called vodka ginger. And Radar Love says you've completed Tiger Salt, So you've entered wizard mode. That's not true. Wizard mode will only be met when you complete Midnight and all the illusions. Okay, you hear that? I got so many illusions to go. The conditions have not been met yet. The conditions have not been met.
    74:35
    I need to, you know what, I'm going to make this less boring. You've got one more shot because I multi-balled. Oh, thank you. Right? It's called a copperhead. Yeah, I made you a magi. Magi. I don't know, it sounds like a Kill Bill assassin to me. Huh? Copperhead.
    74:52
    I need you guys on stream all the time. Oh, God. Do these people know about the 24-hour tournament? I'm going to face you a little bit. 24-hour tournament. There's a 24-hour tournament we're doing here at OutOrbit.
    75:11
    Next, on February 1st to February 2nd. From 9 p.m. to 9 p.m. Oh, no. I don't want that. Why not? I don't want it. I don't know. Just get it over with, man. You'll get closer to illusions.
    75:27
    Modes don't matter in this game. I know. Whoa. You freed that girl real quick. She's free. So you're all like, I don't want that. And you got like 300 million points out of it. I got lucky in the pops.
    75:44
    Ha, ha. Hmm. Ha, ha. Oh. Ha. Oh. Ha. Oh. That's the one shot I can do on this table. Color what? What color? Oh, that's a nice color. But then I can wipe it out by going color red. Bloop. Sorry. Wipe.
    76:05
    Gone. Oh, oh, oh. The lock was lit. So I shot the lock. It was so lit. It was lit AF. All right. I'm going to try it. Shoot it right in for 100 million? Yeah. Maybe more this time. I don't know. Ah, damn it. Got it. There it is. I got it.
    76:29
    Ah! You might get your nipples up this game. No! Keep going. Ah! I hate this kind of ball-safe business.
    76:37
    Ah! That's only ball two. Oh, really? Yeah. You just played that long. Yeah, you just kicked someone's butt. You played enough to make it feel like ours. I need a co-pilot.
    76:51
    Remember me from before? Let's see if I can catch up. Remember me? Keith Elwin? Remember me, Keith Elwin? I was the number one pinball player in the world. And then I... I don't know. What did I do? It's like, maybe... Then I fell on hard times. Started doing drugs. Early retirement in California. Started hitting the right orbit, I mean left orbit all day long. And it just became like an addiction, man. Fight chasing that dragon.
    77:25
    All I want to do is hit that trunk. Let's hit it. Nope. Denied. Oh, yeah. Dirty Toad says you spend all your winnings on hookers and blow. You're not wrong. Well, I mean, we were hanging out with Keith Ellen, and he had to turn down tequila shots. Yeah, we found out that if you hang out with Keith at a pinball thing, people will just give him shots. Because they think he's a great guy. And he doesn't need all those shots. Yeah, so I drank them. We drank those shots. So thanks for all the pinball playing and game design and Keith.
    78:03
    We're happy to be your parasites. That's a pretty nudge. That was great. I feel like streaming is good for me because it makes me realize what games I'm really, really shitty at. Like, Theater of Magic. I try and stream the games and I'm terrible. Nothing like shame to make it clean up your act.
    78:51
    They could definitely hear the queen on the overhead. Oh, they can? Yeah. Oh, Freddie Mercury. Alright. Russ, if you were me... Yeah. I would spell magic by hitting one more ramp. I'm going to like rock balls. You wouldn't do that, would you? Oh, God, no. Sick nudge. Who cares if you can pull a rabbit out of your hat when you have a tiger saw?
    79:19
    Okay. Hey, fam. I just want to say, if you ever want to play as a guest in the San Francisco Pinball Department League night, go to sfpins.org. It's every other Wednesday, $10 buy-in. I'm one of the commissioners of the league, so we'd love to see you if you're in town. And I am one of the patrons. See me fuck up in real life.
    79:43
    No swearing. All right. See me... Fudge up. And other snacks. All right, no more of those tots for me. Holy smokes. Yeah. That was a bad idea. All right, let's get out of here.
    79:59
    Oh, no. You just want to leave that? I do. You want to stop Batman? Oh, God. No, no, no, no. Oh. Wow good ball back it up rack it up rack it up
    80:16
    Poisoning and bonus Play a three General poll how many of you guys have come to California to play some pinball How many people on the chat?
    80:41
    Sad. Oh, there we go. Not you guys. Me. Oh! Come on, another one, another one. Yeah! Another one, come on.
    80:56
    You're making birds come out. There are birds coming out of the hat. There's some sparkles. All kinds of shit's coming out. She took a fucking phone call. Oh! Or an effing phone call. A budging phone call.
    81:06
    Oh yeah. Somebody said move your car. Move your car. Shit. Oh, so close. Damn it. Oh, we have somebody who was in Cali until 82. That's cool. I was four years old in 82. Yeah, I was not yet. You were negative one. I was baking. In 82, I was in the oven. It was a Florida oven though, so ouch. But you can't all be lucky. Right. Geography is not something you can control. There's my dog. Okay.
    81:50
    What? What was that? I said have a nice flight. What? Oh, man. I kind of want to call this latest cocktail recipe a move your car. Cranberry juice, lemonade, ginger ale, and vodka.
    82:06
    Radar love has been to California and played pinball. Where'd you play pinball at? Oh! All right.
    82:22
    Tilted out. Don't stop. That's my timer. That's my timer joke. That's my angry next player going... You should put up a high score while you're here, dude. Well, let's see what I can do on this last ball.
    82:38
    This actually has to be it because this one went long. This game went long. Somebody made it run long.
    82:45
    Someone. Someone very special. That's me. All right. I'm going back to my old. Look at that. It rolled over the lanes and went to the pops. Not what I asked for. You know what? I haven't been to. So we have a recommendation. and you should guys go to Seattle and go to the pinball museum. And I agree. I went to Seattle maybe eight years ago and played pinball. And it was super freaking fun. Seattle was fun. And I haven't been back since. I've been to Portland a lot, but not Seattle.
    83:19
    Seattle was fun. And there are a lot of really great people I know and like in Seattle. So, yeah, let's all head to Seattle. Let's do that. Seattle was crazy fun for pinball. Yeah, the pinball scene there seems just freaking fantastic, even eight years later. It's grown a lot. That was a really strong... It's a really competitive and fun group, it seems. I've run into some Seattle people when I'm in like, Pemburg, and they're all just friggin' right. They're all great. So yeah, Seattle, Seattle love from California. Send it up there.
    84:00
    I want to get my name up. My coach left, so... Ah, crap. Don't lose control. Oh, that was a post-pass and back-pass. No!
    84:19
    I think maybe with bonus, maybe? Oh, man. But let's see. Do you get a little... 136. Oh, yeah! Good show! That's great. Good ending. That is a happy ending.
    84:37
    In these troubled times, you've got to take these happy stories. I'm going number four. Thanks for the bits. Don't.
    84:50
    Panic. Good stuff. Flip. Nice. Good stuff. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Shannon. Yeah. Isn't she great? She's like reading the chat. She's conversing with people. Yeah, I did pretty much for the pinball skills. Maybe some commentary. Yeah, yeah. Some fun stories. So we got Shannon, we got Russ, we got Christian, we got Elizabeth. We got Outer Orbit, which is an amazing place, guys. You gotta come down here. Let me see, what did I miss? You guys should make it to... Oh, well, she just read that.
    85:23
    Seattle, there will be a pinball arcade opening near me this year. Awesome, RikuRiku. Thank you for the drinks.
    85:31
    Local pinball arcades are the best. If it's within walking distance of your house, you're killing it. You're living in the right spot. That's why I'm happy I live near Freegal Watch. Yeah. Thank you for the drink. This is called a... I don't know. She would call it something. The Tiger Saw. It's called the Tiger Saw. The Tiger Saw. Yeah. That's perfect. Yeah. Cheers.
    85:53
    To you all. Thanks for joining. Thanks for joining, guys. I'm going to go back to the white shot here. Anything I missed? Good game, thank you NBT3K Anyone name that cider drink yet? Tiger Saw, yep Come to Texas Pinball Festival in March Are you going to Pinball Festival? I would love to do that Where is that, in Dallas?
    86:17
    Yeah, I think I want to go to more Pinball festivals this year Yeah, it's in Dallas, Shannon It's in Dallas When is it? What month? It's in March. March? Oh, jeez. I know, that'll be tough. I think it's more like, I'll look at flights. How about that? Yeah, me too. Soft commitment.
    86:37
    Denton. It's in Denton. Oh, basically Dallas. Denton is right outside of Dallas. Yeah. I had a, all my exes live in Texas. Oh. I had a girlfriend in Texas. Where they belong. Stay there.
    86:50
    That's why I'm in San Francisco. Okay. Yeah. I think another festival I want to go to, those. My friend spoke highly of Houston pinball festival. I think it happens in November. Said it was the most fun. So I think I'll check that out at some point. And I also want to go to this Milwaukee festival, the Midwest Classic. That's something I want to go do very much. Some Midwest love. Midwest? Yeah. I gotta do some Houston is the worst. Ouch. Poor Houston just got burned. Houston's on fire right now. Do they feel it?
    87:25
    The views expressed on this podcast do not reflect those that... I don't know. I haven't been to Houston. Is it really that bad? Come on. I love Houston. I just feel like if there's at least some pinball there, it's not the worst. The worst is there's no pinball and also you can't walk to your car without harassment. That's the worst. Yeah. If there's a pinball machine, you know you have a friend. There's got to be a friend who'll play pinball with you. Yeah. Pick your battles. Yeah. Pick your battles. Yeah. All right. We're done. Done. See you guys. Thank you so much. Adios. Adios from Outer Orbits! How does this work? Oh, I do this.
    88:24
    Thank you.