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Robocop : Your move, creep. #Pinball

Dead Flip·video·3h 1m·analyzed·Mar 5, 2017
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams RoboCop pinball with flipper/spinner issues; technician Matt assists with repairs.

Summary

Jack Danger streams RoboCop pinball gameplay at a bar/arcade venue, encountering technical issues with a faulty left flipper and underperforming spinner throughout the session. A technician named Matt diagnoses and partially repairs the flipper issue (wire crossing problem) and adjusts the spinner, which was only delivering ~1/5 of its intended spins. The stream includes casual banter about pinball strategy, RoboCop film references, visitor interactions, and community engagement.

Key Claims

  • The spinner on this RoboCop machine was only giving ~1 out of 5 spins it should deliver

    high confidence · Jack and Matt diagnose and confirm spinner underperformance; Matt adjusts it to improve from 1 to 5 spins, still below full capacity

  • The left flipper was malfunctioning, sometimes not responding or falling despite being held

    high confidence · Jack reports flipper issues; Matt identifies a wire crossing issue causing the problem and fixes it

  • Tournament rule for RoboCop is to shoot the spinner 'all day, all times'

    medium confidence · Mentioned as standard strategy when spinner is working properly; key to scoring

  • Spinning the spinner 3x (all three lights on) turns it into 3,000 points per spin

    high confidence · Jack explains this as the primary scoring strategy early in the stream

  • Spinner value is the main cash scoring mechanic on RoboCop

    high confidence · Jack repeatedly emphasizes 'the spinner's where the cash is at' and multiball lock strategy depends on spinner completion

Notable Quotes

  • “Your move, creep.”

    RoboCop game callout@ 87:20 — Iconic RoboCop quote used as game callout; becomes repeated joke throughout stream

  • “I'd buy that for a dollar.”

    RoboCop game callout@ 119:39 — Famous RoboCop movie line; triggers donation spam in chat per running gag

  • “The spinner's where the cash is at.”

    Jack Danger@ 4:38 — Core strategy explanation for RoboCop gameplay; emphasizes broken scoring potential

  • “We're just going to play right flipper and use the left flipper only to bounce the ball.”

    Jack Danger@ 18:31 — Adaptation to broken left flipper; shows player creativity when dealing with broken equipment

  • “If that thing's working, you're only getting like one spin out of that thing.”

    Matt (technician)@ 29:14 — Confirms spinner malfunction; critical performance issue affecting game balance

Entities

Jack DangerpersonMattpersonRoboCopgameDeadfliporganizationTri-City PinballorganizationAutomate ItcompanySpooky PinballcompanyPinball LifecompanyJoe KamenkaopersonWonkoperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Tri-City Pinball member appears in-person to provide RoboCop strategy expertise, showing local pinball community interconnection

    high · Visitor from Tri-City Pinball group offers strategy advice for spinner/scoring; mentions buying/trading machines

  • ?

    design_philosophy: RoboCop spinner scoring mechanic fundamentally broken due to technical malfunction, eliminating primary scoring path and making game 'juicy'/unbalanced

    high · Jack repeatedly emphasizes spinner as main cash source; after repair delivers ~5 spins instead of intended 20+; Jack notes game would be 'out of control' once fully fixed

  • ?

    product_concern: RoboCop machine at this venue experiencing significant mechanical failures: left flipper non-responsive/falls despite input, spinner delivering only ~20% of intended output

    high · Jack and Matt spend substantial portion of stream diagnosing and partially fixing flipper wire crossing and spinner adjustment issues

  • ?

    technology_signal: Wire crossing causing flipper failure is a maintenance/quality issue suggesting either poor assembly or wear

    medium · Matt identifies and fixes wire laying over lug, causing flipper non-response; indicates preventable manufacturing/assembly issue

Transcript

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0:00
What's going on dude? I'm not a big fan of LEDs. Is that coffee? Tea? I'm in. Gotta get that energy.
0:25
Yeah. You know, So, these, you can get like a collection or like a set of these for a little bit of money. I got some of these.
0:36
LEDs are just a little too hard for me. I mean, I have like a diffusion plate on here, but it's still, you kind of feel it's a little too sharp.
0:46
Can't you diffuse it even more? If I put like a piece of paper over it or something, yeah, maybe. Just tack more stuff on. I don't want to bring more stuff with me when I go to these things. It's enough gear that people might knock over when I walk away to go to the bathroom. Oh, you mean people doing sick of the bathroom? Like last night, these fucking kids were throwing wax cans around in the bathroom, and then they jumped out of the bathroom.
1:16
What? Why? Yeah, actually, why even ask? Why even ask? And they've come in here enough where I'm kind of recognizing them. Yeah. Well, I saw you.
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1:31
Right. Well, I saw you, idiot. Just groaning. Dude, come on. They're like kinky burning each other with wax in the bathroom. Yeah.
1:54
All right. Yeah, they're just being idiots. Alright, damn. What's up, Internet? When I was talking about the Internet being better, I meant for my hotspot, and I completely forgot to turn my hotspot on. My apologies. We are back in action.
2:20
If you guys can see me, Please type clap trap with a clap chat on a half snap. What's up, Red and Claw? Good to see you.
2:40
Hey, the fun of... Wow, there he goes with all that. The fun of streaming out in the wild, huh? I checked the video and I only heard Robocop. That's a few credits. Okay, cool. Good, thanks, Richoris. I appreciate it. Yo, Mikey fan was cracking. Jack said he'd be drunk. Eh, we'll see.
3:06
Wait, how do you move the... How do you move it? Can you not move that? Oh my god, my life.
3:20
Holy hell. This game is fast. Wait, hold on. Oh, the light went out. Okay, never mind. The light went out.
3:45
I was wondering why... Like, I hit the spinner and I thought that was it. I gotta tell you again. Holy...
4:05
Repeat the strategy? Okay. So what you wanna do is we're gonna keep shooting the spinner to complete the lanes up top so that we get all three of these lights on the spinner. It turns the spinner into 3,000 a shot. 3,000 a shot on this game, or 3,000 a spin, is broken freaking scoring. It also lights our locks for our multiballs.
4:36
Alright, we gotta find this ramp though. The spinner's where the cask is at. Scanning. I gotta find that ramp.
4:51
Heel. Love you, buddy. Here's a golf goalie. There it is. So you see the spinner now is lit on all three of them? Yeah, it's raining in Chicago.
5:05
But I'm pretty confident that the hot spot will hold up. Alright, it's earlier on the flipper. Got it.
5:14
Earlier on the flipper to shoot the ramp. Can you guys hear the call out? I'd buy that for a dollar.
5:24
Jesus, this is going to... I feel like I'm going to need 39 more beers. I've got to find this ram. Oh, this is great. The spinner value maintains. It's from Robocop? Never seen Robocop? Okay, so we have 1,300,000. So if we can hit the spinner just fine, we should get a crap load of points. Wait, is the spinner working? I don't think the spinner is working. Did you see that, Chip? I spun that bad boy. Let's make sure this is working and then I'll call my buddy Matt over to see if the spinner isn't working. We'll see. Struggled! Crazy Dave's Dollar Deals. That's a good one. Struggled! Crazy Dave's Dollar Deals. Here we go. We just need control. Uh, this is a little bit of a challenge. I'm going to try and get a little bit of a Doctor, we just... You know, this left flipper's kind of flipping on its own a little bit. I'm going to call my buddy over. Thanks, I appreciate it. I'm trying to examine if there's any problems with everything.
7:30
We jumped. We made it. Too bad we didn't have any locks ready. Where's Matt? I'm going to call him over here to take a look at this real quick.
7:50
Here, we'll figure this out. They're starting to pour in their scary thunder. Don't be scared, baby Laura. Aw, my little baby. My little baby's scared.
8:08
Alright, you can kind of backflip that a little bit. I'm just trying to get hold of the damn ball. I'm not trying to flip at it.
8:20
You're not far behind? Oh, really? You guys get the weather just behind us? Is that what you're saying?
8:30
Yeah, see, I pushed that button in, and the flipper went up last minute. I'm not seeing points. I'm hearing noises, though. 4-3-2-6-Q Of course Y'all move, creep
9:14
Oh, we almost, uh... What time is it? Okay. 5-9-0-7-9-0. We're getting one... We're getting one spin or something out of it.
9:35
Yeah, let me holler at it. Detroit's so dangerous. Yeah, we're not getting anything out of that. It's now... Dude, it's like barely giving me points. Alright, we'll hit it one more time. We'll hit it one more time.
10:12
The scoring on that's supposed to be busted. It's also leaning to the right Should I go find him or should we just Try to play serious game and see what happens I think we're just going to play serious game and see what happens Alright Enough testing, let's blow this baby up
10:44
So I think what we're going to have to do is let the Bumslick give you mad points. Play one serious. Yeah, we'll just play a serious one.
11:02
The machine is leaning to the right a little bit. That's okay. We can deal with leaning. We can't deal with a spinner that's not working.
11:14
I guess it's kind of working. It needs like a serious... Wow. We need to get some more dead splits in there. Break the glass and punch the playfield until... Oh, he drags you away.
11:34
Yeah, it kind of works there. I did notice that. True. Yeah, we have to let it bounce more. HIV, oh my god. What's going on, dude? How are you? League tonight, huh? You got a league tonight? Rock and roll.
11:54
I should be done and out of the way around that time, if that matters. Yeah, cool. I like it. needs a drop of super loop dude it really does man that was just my bad spinner you're under arrest for no spinning spinner no spinning yes they were just gonna we're just gonna trust the dead foot because I've been trying to like drop catch and shit like that it ain't working out for me Y'all move, Chris.
12:42
So I guess just multiple all day then, huh? That should be lock number two. Robot cop. Redo, what's up?
12:56
So I think I still need to finish green in order to get my third lock. Officer Murphy. I wanted my alerts today to be robot cop sounds, but all of the internet has been busted today. Like Amazon has been like screwed or something.
13:19
See, I took a dangerous shot instead of just trying to shoot it up there. Teflon lube 8. Dude, dark. What's going on, buddy? David Batman with the dollar. I'd buy that for a dollar. I expect that to be a very spammy donation today. Thank you, guys.
13:35
What the fuck was that? Thank you for your cooperation. I like the bullet being shot. I don't know if you can pick that up on the screen there.
14:00
Do you own a Dora pin? No, but that would be... So here's what we need. We need that spinner to be spinning.
14:20
We need that to not have happened. There's lock number one. Screwed. My next badge is in the 4K bit. That's almost an entire 80 home computer.
14:33
Almost is the key there. The lean screwed us there. I'm going to try to fix the lean here for a second.
15:00
Alright, that should have fixed it. Redo. Thanks for the 23 bits, man. Oh, yeah, that fixed it. All right.
15:10
So, this mystery award can give you, like, extra balls and shit. Ooh, pop 3K. That's going to be good.
15:19
Oh, yeah. Oh, no. I'm holding the... Okay, yeah, the... I'm holding the left clipper in right now. I'm literally holding the left clipper button in. It's sort of just doing whatever.
15:46
Yeah, but... I'm holding the left clipper the whole time. Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it goes down.
16:01
And I flipped at that hold on I'm gonna go find my boy, um, don't touch anything we're gonna have this work
16:31
You want to go around? I'm going to leave you under the field. Come on. That is a chance. It's a chance.
17:01
Okay. What's that? So here's the deal. I saw the flipper move. Holy bear, what's going on, dude? Oh, that's tricky. So if the house tech isn't here, Nick said that Zespi might be able to come over. The owner of the bar. This game does not have a left flipper.
18:29
Dead or alive, you're cutting the cheese. So we're just going to play right flipper and use the left flipper only to bounce the ball. Are you seeing like this shotgun? You're coming on me. What?
18:54
This is a documentary on the life of a pinball fan. Sometimes the game is awesome. Yeah, right, Redo? So deadflip the left all day. Yeah, right? We're just going to keep going. I'm just going to play with one flipper. In fact, I'm going to play one hand, one flipper. That was nice. See? We're just going to let it bounce. Instant Ed. Shoot Ed. Oh my gosh. Oh, he didn't make the ramp. So I think that means it's a million. I don't think we got it in time. Shit. More fun to watch you play two hands, one flipper. Gross. Wonko. What the hell are you telling Woo! Alright, we're doing okay. Deadspin, there you go. We're doing okay. Dead spin, there you go.
20:22
We're actually doing something here. not being awesome. They're lighting it up. Oh, what's going on, dude? So the left flipper just wants to fall while you're holding it. It's just, it's just like dying. Yeah. Uh, like at times when you're playing, it just won't go up at all. Um, it's for sure not, uh, acting well. The last game, I wasn't even able to like make it go up at all. Yeah. Um, So I don't know if that's like a switch that you can adjust really quick or something or if it's just like... I'm not sure, I didn't have the tape on. Oh, right on. Yeah.
21:10
Of course now that you're here, it seems to be doing just fine. The only other thing I noticed is the spinner I think gives you maybe one-third of the spins that it is doling out. but that's not a game breaker.
21:34
It's doing something now but for sure it would just stay down. It wouldn't come out. You're welcome to leave. You don't have to work on this though, I'm saying if you want it, you can put it right out of your bowl. Yeah, we can take a look. Alright. It's like it swings it out of the way.
21:59
It's on video, we have proof. Oh, the flipper, no, I'm not going to pull shit. Yeah, it played just fine for a couple of games and then all of a sudden it just, uh... I would go and hit the flipper to nail the ball and then it would come up every once in a while. So you held the flipper and you would start machine gunning and then fall.
22:30
And we're now sitting with Matt using the tech gear. It's not going to recreate itself. It's great. It's so good. I haven't seen this movie in, I think since it came out. I forget how brutal this movie is. It's like that first scene with the other robots. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:20
Did you see that fan short someone made where RoboCop was shooting all the Duke dicks off? Oh, my God, it's so good. That's pretty neat. Oh, it's so good. The final dude's just like, do it, do it. It's completely naked.
23:42
That might have been it. The wire from the lug was laying over the other one. I made a hand and shortened it out. The switch down there was...
24:19
Yeah, the sticking up thing, that was the first time that happened. I don't think that's an issue. Just fine.
24:33
I mean, it's not even sticking. You know what I mean? Usually you'll get like... Well, the sticking thing, like the problem I was having was that the flipper was not responding. Oh, it wasn't going up at all. Right, right. The stick thing that you saw, that's the first time that happened. Yeah, it just wasn't responding. Like I said, if you were holding the flipper up, it would start machine gunning because it would want to fall. You know what I'm saying? Like you're holding it in and it's like, and then it would just fall and die even though you're holding it. And then randomly come back up. Gotcha. Okay. Let's try one more thing. Ooh. Fine. Oh, there you are.
25:21
Maybe massage it a little bit while you're holding it. I don't know. Maybe that was it. Like the... The crossover there? That could be.
25:44
Well, like right there. It just happened. Yeah. Like I'm just holding it, I'm just pushing it, but I'm just sort of like wiggling my finger a little bit and it's like dropping. It also sounds like it's registering even though it's like...
26:02
Of course, he got that mojo, he just doesn't want to fuck up. Stem Albino Gaming for a year, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, you're freaking amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flickers and butts up if you could.
26:16
Do you have a special business card you like to use? That would be a great idea for like a FinTech business card, just like an extra gritty. What about that spinner down? We'll give it a spin. I guess we can tighten this down a little bit. Oh, nice. So what games are typically in when you have the journey? Oh, for legal ain't? Well, this is, uh, we picked, uh, League of Legends. Oh, right on. Well, if you choose Robocop, awesome. I would like to stay on RoboLand by then. I know some people like Peter Collard. I don't mind that one bit. So just be asking, get a little walk around. Go off the action. But I can see that. That right trap ball, this captured ball that you hit. Oh really? Yeah. That's causing the... Well no, when I have it up like that. Oh, okay. Let's do it in fan like it's hitting that target. Sure, sure, sure.
28:22
So it's hard to... I think that's as good as it's going to get. Yeah, I'm just gonna see like, if I'm cradling, yeah that feels like it's doing it. I think you, yeah you cleaned it. That looks like you did it. Tighten it up too, that switch was wobbling just a little bit. So maybe it was like, you know, separating just a little bit. Dude, yeah I think you nailed it.
29:09
Yeah, so you're getting like one spin. You see that? If that thing's soothing, you're only getting like one spin out of that thing. I mean, if you're in there. Vuvuz, you set the SOB. Thank you for making a mess just because of me. You are amazing! Smokin'. Y'all good. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, don't worry about it man, it's just a hole. Let me slide this out of the way so you can lift that more. There you go. Feeling brand new. Check out the snowball internet. Pretty cool snowball. Snowball.
30:17
That kind of stick too, it's like a delay. Yeah. See how loose that is. That is so weird, it's like a whole second. It really is howling.
30:29
Oh yeah, Batman 66 right here. I go bit more fine and delivery, but... I tighten it up a little. lancemntavinany dwelling You can't quite see everything using this channel. Oh really? Okay. Sometimes it'll lock on forward.
31:10
But it was easy, Pat. How high can you score in switch test mode? You know, Kim already saw that. So much tagging all the mail trucks in Avondale with fuck your couch, fuck your couch. On all of them.
31:49
I have to have some fun. Thank you brother. You're welcome. Robo, robo, RoboCop. Oh, yeah. Motherfucking RoboCop girl.
32:19
What does the roller top wear? Because the roller top is a roller top. And you don't stop. And he's getting the skulls out of gum. The top's all of the chutz. With all of the fucks. Breaking all of the hearts, girl.
32:32
Come again, Grand Champ? The spit. Well, um, I think, I think adjusting the spinner, he got an extra like two or three spins out of it. Instead of like the full, however many you get. So, uh, he said it's going to require some fine adjustment. Alright, let's see what we got here. Alright, we got this boys.
33:00
We'll see, we'll test it, we'll test it. We'll test it. You shoot the spinner all day, yes, exactly. Spinner all day at all times. That is the tournament rule for this game.
33:19
Okay, so that's our first lock ready to go. Okay, we're getting like five spins out of it now instead of one, which is better.
33:31
We didn't make a ramp. That was my bad, though. Flipper didn't drop a time. Peg the bar with, mm-mm, bitch!
33:49
It's so good that someone's trip annihilating all the mail trucks out here. Hit smart for five freaking months in a row. Thank you for maintaining the business. This will be your beer, and I can't wait to drink you. Ladies and gentlemen, flip of the button. Be good. Alright, I want one more good shot to let it spinner and then we'll focus on the big game. Here we go. Huh. That was not a spinner. I just watched the Dickshot Robocop video, hilarious, isn't that awesome? Jaunty, I encourage, wait, someone, uh, Jaunty, can you post that in chat, but don't do it yet, someone has to permit you, someone permit Jaunty, type, type that shit in chat, dude, I want the internet to see it because it is hilarious. Alright, this is for all the marbles here, boys. We're playing with a spinner deficit, so see if we can't get this. Already nailing the skill shot. We're just going to be shooting mystery shot a lot more for stuff.
35:46
Come on, baby. That's under like five spins, I think. John, thanks for posting that, dude. internet, I encourage you to watch that video. It is hilarious.
36:04
All of my locks are ready. My spinner's juiced up. I'll be streaming it here soon. Oh, man. It's like I almost want it to spin less. I mean, hit it softer so that it registers more. Content warning? Aw, Zach. God damn it. Yeah, Zach, the video's not for you, buddy.
36:33
There's penises in it. As a young man, your mother would kill me if she caught you watching that video and you said, Jack Danger told me to watch it. Yeah, it's just RoboCop shooting a bunch of dicks. Isn't that great, Shaker Waffle? Boom. Block number one. Pinball Life. I think this game is amazing. If you have a good left flipper and a good spinning spinner, this game could probably keep you entertained for a freaking hour. We got a solid left flipper, but the spinner's a little juicy.
37:25
I was going to say juicy. It's a little janky, I guess. I like watching a bunch of... Block number two. It's so cool, man. It catches air.
37:41
All right. Dick Jones is next. See if we can hit the... Also, I don't know what lit it, but extra ball is now a thing moving around the inlay. See that?
38:00
There's multi-ball. The recce crew is here. The recce crew is here. How many sweet jokes? I don't know. We need all the sweet jokes we can get. Wow, we got Rob there. But he just shoots everyone in the dick. Robocop shoots people in the dick. Okay.
38:57
Man, that should be giving me way more points. Hurts my feelings. Bruh. I think our big points are going to be coming from tops. Alright, dick is lit again. Does no one see that video? The ending of that video...
39:23
You can see the concern on Robocop's face after he's just like, What? I have to shoot all these dudes in the dick.
39:38
Instant 2X? Is that 2X Playfield? Oh my god. Wait, is that 2x playfield or is it just 2x bonus or something?
40:08
Ah, please! RoboCop's secret leaderboard for me. Alright, Multiball's ready if we can get it again. I'm having trouble finding the ramp for some reason.
40:39
There we go. That's one lock. That video is part of a project that a bunch of people did because someone broke the movie RoboCop up into little tiny chunks, and people volunteered to remake those chunks in the video. So if you watch the whole movie, some are animated, some is claymation, some is stop motion. Some of it's really bad, some of it's that quality. It's so good.
41:17
I wonder what GC is on this thing. Hold on, I'm looking at 9 million. Okay. Papa D Division will never be the same after Robocop Air Tribbles. That's so good.
41:47
Oh, come on! Oh, it's randomly crazy outside. See that little flick pass? You don't know what that is? Type exclamation point tutorials, ladies and gentlemen.
42:36
Shoot Ed. I think this is a million shots. Did I get it? No, I didn't. But we got multiball. If you played this at popups, hard and fast, yeah it is. They have the PBR pin here, pinball-ized, and it's pretty fun. So the jackpot is up the ramp, but you want to, like, well, you don't want to do that.
43:19
I actually love the one. When you're in multiball, you don't want to take the jackpot right away, because what happens is you want to bounce around and build the jackpot up during that multiball, and then send it up the ramp. I got pretty robbed there.
43:37
Man, we would have like another two million if that spinner was working right. The kickback is relit by shooting this very dangerous captive ball shot. Is that going to visit the tamale guy? I don't visit the tamale guy. The tamale guy visits me.
44:07
Creep. You're a better creep. Give me an extra ball or something. You're a better... The jump ramp? Is it... Dude, jump ramp's fun.
44:37
Oh my god. There's a lot. Both of them, Dano. Toast with a jar of baby food? Gross, dude. Are you just sitting in your underwear eating baby food watching Deadlift?
44:57
Dude, hold on. This is for 22 months in a row. Feel dead, man. Oh, I hope it doesn't read all that. Thank you for making a membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts out for my boy, Al Anonymous. I love you, Chuz. Are you going to Papa? I'm not sure yet, man. I'm not sure yet.
45:17
Pinberg for sure. You catch me at Pimberg Foast Jump Canning. Quite special, huh? Wow! I don't like how this is going. Why did it move? Oh, because I lit the lock. Got it. Feels good, man.
45:56
So what's this playing Robocop do? An advanced Robocop for an extra ball. Got it. You look... I'm not going to let you go!
46:12
Nothing for you, Javi. Don't come back! No! Oh, come on! That went up there. I just got spinner-blast!
46:38
There's that lock. Go to Pennywood? What the hell is Pennywood? Someone last week was walking around looking for someone to put a hotel room with at Tinburg.
46:50
If RoboCop craps baby food, what happens when I feed him a burrito? Looks like baby food. RoboCop. Come on, RoboCop.
47:07
Uh-oh. That should be multiball. Jazz, thanks for the host! Alright, we're just gonna go straight for the frickin' jackpot. The wrecking pool is here! JK, I lied to you.
47:38
There we go. Stay alive, baby. Come on. Extra ball or play? Jackpot! There we go! Man, I tell ya, that spinner was working. We'd be sitting on a pile of cash. A mile ahead.
48:42
I'm sorry, what was GC? Um, nine million? You missed the Midwest, dude. Midwest is... And the weather in Chicago is a freaking coin flip every single day.
49:13
Whomp whomp. Wow. That was insane. You quit pinball points with money? I always said that, man. I don't know why. I meant to life catch that and didn't pay attention to where the strength was on it. Give me an extra ball. Come on baby. Three thousandths of a pop, let's see you. Nooooooo!
49:55
Fresh poetic, what's up dude? You tried to explain and I wasn't posing to... No, I just... I don't know. It is what it is. I just shit that away. I'm so freakin' frustrated. Something feels like it's burning. It's his robot. Oh, right, right, right. The candle. Romantic pinball lady.
50:43
Really wish we had that last ball I was playing with. Your move, creep! Oh ho ho ho! Oh, that scared the shit out of me.
51:16
Your move, creep! Don't come back down. Not good. Fuck my phone! Man, we got robbed on that. We got robbed from that tilt. We can get GC on here. Yeah, almost GC no spinner.
52:06
That's the freaking key right there. GC no spinner, baby. That's a freaking, uh, that's an achievement.
52:18
Um, yeah, maybe just a little bit, Barryman. It's not noticeable while you're playing. Hi, score, I'm fresh. Aw.
52:28
All right. I'm going to grab a beer, hold on. And then we're going to get juicy on this, because we got Rob.
53:09
Alright, so here is all I can tell you about how this plays. Everything is working great. The spinner when it spins gives you one out of every five positions. So the trick of lighting up the spinner and shooting it all the way is not a big deal. Alright, so let's hope this works out. I like the cut-off. Yeah, multiple and all that stuff works great. Holy crap, guys, what is going on, Internet? There's a... wait, what the hell is happening? There's a lot of, um, famajamming happening.
53:56
Well, I think we just got U-botted. Holy fart. I love pinball too! Sorry if I was yelling in the area there, but...
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Um, thanks for the bajillion follows. You really need to thank Chialis, yeah right? He's the guy, the man. Dude, Mylon, what's... Mylon, what's going on? What the hell just happened there, dude?
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Okay. Mylon's help. Make someone mad on the internet, DeadFlip. No, I didn't. Mylon's no.
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This is not a Ray Crunchberry. We're being bodied, dude. You've made someone mad on the internet. What a champion.
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Um, Bob, if you are truly automated, can I get a Mr. Destructoid? You know, just before you get banned.
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Yeah, Milans, that's what I'm guessing. The Milans help was odd, I agree. Last news, last news. What's spooky is they're all following as well. Hopefully they're unfollowing.
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Sorry, my internet's being exploded right now. My long tail! Don't ban me bro! Call me bro, bruh. That caught air and jumped into the out lane.
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There you go, Jada. Jada, don't time them out, spam them. Garth, I love you. You know what, I guess I should have put this in like a very limited like followers only.
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Y'all both crazy. That doesn't... I don't want them to swallow us, are you kidding me?
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Wait a minute, I'm just giving my mind something to do apparently. Oh, Garth, thanks for the follow. That was a genuine follow. Oh shit.
58:49
I wonder if Matt knows that the lock bar is locked down. Black, thanks for the bits. Vuvu, thanks for the bits. Yeah, this game's a lot of fun. I think once Matt goes in and tweets that spinner, this game is going to be out of control. Nah, stub only, stupid. Do not put any modes on, please.
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We'll get it figured out. The only thing that's something about them following and I guess it's assumedly unfollowing is it just fucks with my analytics a little bit. Good job, Mr. Crunchberry. Zentron, I'll delete you. Oh, man, extra ball. Here we go, boys. fritz
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first six field and my i'm into it Welcome. So, you bought the crap out of us and it like flooded the chat room. We're good to go now.
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So, where are you coming in from? Michigan. Where about? Bay City. Okay. Do you play in a lot of league games?
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I own a pinball social for all. We do make some tournaments on my place. So, one of the four founding Seablood members now lives in Michigan. from time to time we'll get you in on this here in a second thank you for kicking my ass confession I've never seen a Robocop movie what?
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wait how many Robocop movies were there do you know? Robocop? I mean Three plus the remake? Pretty sure. Hello fellow Michigander! What's up Berryman? Where are you from Berryman? Tell us some dude, what brings you into town? Oh, kind of, well I was buying some pinball machines. Ooh! But uh, my normal job is... Stealing Chicago pinballs. My normal job is... I cover every state, except the Mississippi River so... Oh, right on man. I do a lot of stuff here in Illinois so... Great, my lines, thanks dude. Oh, right on, man. I do a lot of stuff here in Illinois. Great. My lines, thanks, dude.
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Are you guys able to track down who did that? Because I need their name and a sample of their urine for reasons.
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I'm working on something. Are you out all night? What's going on? Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, let's fucking party, man. Same downtown. Let's go. Let's fucking go. I had this happen to me a while back, a little mess with the analytics to get you banned on Twitch. The guy who spammed me kept typing my name in chat. Now, it's a good thing MyLines is here to see it. We're good.
62:31
I'm guessing it's another person in the hobby that doesn't like me. There's a lot of them, actually. I see you.
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Who did this play field? So Joe Kamenkao was part of the design process. Joe Kamenkao worked on a lot of things. He's also responsible for helping getting Batman produced.
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Interesting. Mr. Country, I've heard stuff about that too. Just remember that. Oh, nice. It's a form of flattery. There you go. People don't like JD. Guess what?
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I made someone mad on the internet. Nah, dude. I'm just messing. Oh, it's on there. You got that six o'clock? You got it lined up? Hell yeah, man.
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The bots are the same bots that I used in AOL. Cool. Ladies and gentlemen, someone from Tri-City Pinball just showed up, and he's going to show me how to annihilate this game.
63:35
Just so you know, I don't know how much you were watching, Clippers are great, everything works. The strategy of hitting the spinner all day is out the door. Like it's not gonna happen if that thing spins a hundred times you get five of those so yeah Kitty's gonna script. You know what so those are the people you eventually hire to stop the chicken happening so good for you guys
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Am I going to pack teeth I sure am and I'll see you guys there If you're going to pack these for me, I will be handing out, um, whoopin'. Wait, tater salad with band?
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Keep drinking. Oh, I'll hit the jump shot, boys. Looks like a flunge. Kiel got caught in the band. Oh, Kiel, sorry, buddy.
64:40
Southern Pride is something that I would like to go check out, for sure. I'm back baby keel, sorry bud. Everything's better crying right? Hell yeah baby.
64:58
Jesus! What? You reject me. Keel has not been from this room. He was for a moment, it was like. So I didn't even spin.
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It's pretty sad to talk to myself. I feel like I talk to myself all the time. People walk by and go, what the freak is that dude doing yelling at the pinball machine?
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But they don't know that there is a, uh, there's four people on the internet watching me stream right now, and three of them are my mom.
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You're under arrest. So, if you don't mind me asking, what machines did you end up snagging? Demolition Man and Jumbo Lord. Wow, those are good. I'm picking up one for a buddy, Demolition Man for me. Yeah, Demoman's fun. I like that game. There's still a couple of number bots that are in the stream, I'm going in. Dude, nice. You guys are incredible. Maz, I think that's the first time you guys have actually had to do anything. I trusted it and then slipped like an idiot. Come on now, please. Ah, that's it. My lines for seven months in a row. Thanks for maintaining your membership. You're amazing. Ask the Michigan guy if he knows about Beaver Island. Oh, I know about Beaver Island. Is that a strip club? No, I think he's talking about up north. It's an island out in Lake Michigan. Oh, nice. Officer Average City out there. I'm pretty sure he's talking about it. Is there pinball up there? Flip his and butts up, please. I don't know if he's talking about pinball or anything. Dude, Mylon, thank you, buddy. Mylon's confirmed it's not a strip club. Mylon's has a house up there. Oh really? Damn dude, you fancy. You know you're famous when you get box flooded? Yeah. Yeah, I'm famous. Yeah, there is pinball up there. Oh damn.
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The only thing I'll ask internet is don't clear the chest. I like that being asked. Money will follow. I like money. I love money. Glen Arbor is great. It was me on accident. Ah, it's all good, Mylon. Mylon, can you also accidentally push the button that puts a wrench in front of my name? Apparently if you type dash dash after something it clears chat. Are you mad programming in my chat right now?
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Mylon, let me ask you this. Do you have a way of banning me from my own chatroom? Yo Ryu, what's up? Alright, use a pathetic score if we can do this.
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Alright Pinball Dad, have a good one buddy. Dude, we're here for 22 freaking months man, thank you for maintaining your membership. This is the eaglethick. You're amazing folks. Flip your can butts up. If I could only ban you from your own chat, that'd be amazing. Let's go. I don't ever want to chat in my own chat room ever again. Josh needs another beer.
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Okay. You fuck, dude. That's Robocop. Yeah. Thanks, Robocop. Are those all three? Yo, Kai, what's up, dude? Someone from Michigan probably doesn't know about my hometown. What?
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I love pinball. I do too, random robot. Um, dudes running all the random bots, or ladies, I don't wanna, you know, general. I just want to say thank you for putting in the effort and saying that you love pinball that many times because really it warms my heart. I mean you're breaking just POS rules but, thank you LSU. Ah, neat jump.
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Here's your goal to have a good one buddy, I love you man. Let's turn on follower mode. Ehh, I'm giving the mods something to do.
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You know they're not going to be bored this way. Oh, hey, someone accidentally banned ZZ Top. Can you guys fix that? Someone banned Zach from chat.
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Last thanks for the 100 bits. You got caught in the dirt. Thank you, Tater Taller. Zach, if you're watching, you're unbanned.
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I'm great. Oh, extra ball. Get out of here. Sorry. I've got a fever. Pinball. Um, if anyone else is watching that got banned, uh, just send me a dick pic on Snapchat and I'll unban you. Oh my god, my follows are...
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I got... Damn, dude! Sorry, dude. Sorry. Alright, Internet, let me show you this real quick. quick here's all my new follows yay it just goes on for freaking ever thanks robots anyway
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that must have been like a few hundred followers my dick pic did good comeback yeah well it's not over i saw that seven some million earlier We hit um a... we would have got GC if I didn't tilt my second ball. Nah. It was so close dude. Nah. Oh. You dick.
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Oh! I read that wrong. You don't call me a comeback. Unless you start a fight. Also, that's for you buddy. Nice! From a pin collection.
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Wait, is this mine? Oh yeah. I got a glass. Oh, you're fancy, I get it. Ah, you know. Oh, it's just a white screen? I'm an idiot, sorry guys.
72:53
If you tilt your second ball, you just need tighter underpants. Oh my god, calm down. Wow, just like first ball on the last game. Great flip. There's something to say about consistency. Slow-mo's not on, it's just you guys got scared and you don't want to get banned because the mods are going insane right now.
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That's how my net's going to go, huh? You're always limp like that? Yeah, right? Watch your mouth. Get up there. Sweet jump skills. Yeah buddy, I'll take them. Yabu, crit. Oh, I didn't need that yet. Wow. Anyway. Yeah, it wasn't there, but you know. There we go. Whoa. As long as it touches it, I guess. One of these days you're going to get it to lock in there. You did it! Wow. Slow mode is... Is slow mode on? Someone turn that shit off. Disable all things.
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Here's how you test with slow modes on. Internet, can you type the word CRAP in all caps? Um, but instead of a P, I want you to do the bracket, bracket, the open bracket, closed bracket, and then a capital D. That's a P. There you go. Wow. Solid build, though. Yeah. Well, solid build is really the word I've been using, but... Goodbye, goodbye! Keel, you messed it up. You messed it up. Alright, here we go. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... Only takes one. What the? Whoa. Flying.
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Again, leaning like a... All right. The wrecking crew is here. How do I want to go about this? Let's shoot RoboCop. All right. We got it in there.
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Extra ball? Easy for you to get. Slow-mo deactivated. Coming up. Thanks, bub. No longer slow-mo. Thanks, Arcade. I appreciate it.
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You suck! Nice! Was that a million? Oh baby! Crab people! Feels good! Oh shit! Oh, feels good. Feels good. Oh, shit. Oh yeah. And then nothing. That was fun. Oh, I locked that's why. Man, that was great. Nice head. Easy peasy. This game doesn't seem to have the normal, I'm going to break every plastic in your game, dating. Yeah, right. Way too much power. Oh my god, I wanted more of a bounce out of that. Alright, is this multiball? Not if you miss it. Not if you miss it. My man. Finish your beers. Here we go. Bless you! Don't let it happen again.
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I don't want that anymore. No! Wait, what am I doing? Stop! No! What the fuck? Calm down. I don't want it yet, but now I want it because he's scared. There we go. Alright. No! Ooh!
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Next minute! Please! No! You guys didn't... Fuck! No! Wow! Joe Kamakau, I need to have a conversation with you. But you and me have a bone to pick. You just cost me a million points. Um, the old Joe now. Rick! To you. Don't wander around. Go to rest. Good old Dick Jones. I'll get you every time. Come on. Man, that spinner was doing its thing. Is the switch just not tight enough? He opened it. It's going to need some fine adjustment stuff. Something's dirty in there. in there I think that it's a decent thing. Yo it's me, Yeager. What's going on dude? I'm sure people have been killing that spinner for a number of days, weeks, nights, years. Why did I shoot that?
78:38
What's going on with your RoboCat? Another one? Forever I guess. You know that extra ball light doesn't light up? That extra ball light is not lit when you get one. Oh really? Yeah. I noticed that on mine, that's why I walked away, because it wasn't lit up. This guy. This guy with his light bulbs. Light bulb top. Extra ball! Lightbulb top!
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Extra ball! Welcome dance! This is the right extra ball! Sad part is, Detroit actually looks like this movie now.
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Dirty and futuristic. That didn't make any sense. Well, we got Rob. Multi-switch is back. Terrifier, what's going on? What could possibly be multi-switching? Unless you're watching like a knitting panel. Oh, hell yeah. Here we go. What could possibly be multi-switching? Unless you're watching like a knitting panel.
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Oh hell yeah, here we go. What's a 2X dream? Dream? Oh, are they tilted? Those are big tilts. Big tilt! That's a really long tilt there. Uh, yeah. Um, well, the dead bounce is pretty weak. Can I tilt the door? Did I slam tilt somehow? I didn't say slam tilt, but I don't know if this one does or not. Who is this? That's you. Alright, good luck. I got you two extra balls. I did. Hey, you're telling me there's a chance. I didn't slam tilt because that would have shut the world. We got a lot of good boxers.
81:28
Wow. I love it. My man. This game, when you hit that egg sort of jackpot thing and the jam that plays after that, get
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out of here. Holy crap. You feel like, I feel my pants vibrating. That's what's throwing me off. Thank you. Thanks Robocop. I hope people play it because if it plays it's good.
82:22
I used to have one of these probably three years ago. I pulled it out of this lazy station and had it at worst. And I played out of this thing for probably six months. I just played it over and over again.
82:39
I just love the music. I'm from Michigan. I pooped two times today, so don't tell anyone. Thankfully, I don't have my insurance. Yeah, we had an issue with the lift flipper not being able to stay up. but Matt took care of that. The only other thing that he said he's going to have to work on is if you hit that spinner, it spins like 20 times, you get like two of those things. It'll spin like crazy, but it only registers like one or two.
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But other than that... Did you drop a leg? Is that what it was? What's that? On the slipper, did you drop a leg? Oh, there was a part of the coil wire was leaning over to the other side, and it was sort of like, yeah.
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You also clean the switch just in case. but uh or cleaning yeah but yeah yeah baby all right um yeah surprise me
83:36
there's a good looking robotop for sale in la right now they're asking for 2k i don't understand pricing a pinball machine so i cannot give a definitive yes or no if that is a good price
83:50
There's literally like a label maker sticker that says solid state across the flippers on this. I'd lick those lights. That spinner is in such a sweet spot, it's out of control. I'm unplugging this machine. Oh, thank you, thank you. Look at that, the hook again. My man. Cheers, brother. Thank you. Alright man, the internet's relying on you to beat me. Yeah. Good luck finding a Back to the Future. I would, you know what, I would bet a lot of money on the fact that Zespi there has This is a Back to the Future in the basement that he's working on. This dude has a Hercules in the back room. Hercules, Hercules! And yes, it's based on the Clumps.
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You never played that game, Dad? Any goodness under 2K and looks legit, I would take a look at. Oh, like it's probably screwed up, yeah. I don't know, it's still easy to find the disgruntled housewife or girlfriend selling off her man's stuff. That's where I got my RoboCop friends. There you go. And there's also the grandma or grandpa cleaning out a basement, and they don't know really what they have.
85:43
Not that you want to take advantage of them, but, you know, one or two thousand dollars is one or two thousand dollars.
85:51
You want to play Hercules so bad? I would stream a Hercules for you, but under the camera it looks like a regular pinball game that I'm doing terrible at.
86:06
Online challenge game number one, three million. Okay. Who the frick is next to me? You just got robbed! Holy shit! You hit that though! I didn't get that rollover either. Oh, I did. I came back. I kinda had a little delay there.
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Jack Grendar, for 14 months in a row. Your move, creep. Thank you for maintaining that. Just to the league, you're amazing, ladies and gentlemen.
87:26
Slappers and bats. Up in there, up in the chat. Can I get a flip deal with a Dorito, please? Love you, Dash. Thanks, buddy. Man, if that spinner was working...
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I'm telling you man, I would have had GC an hour ago. Oh! Did you throw money around? Flipper is fixed, he actually just gets some work out of it. No, don't jump! Oh, come on! I don't know. I'm just going to go ahead and get it. Which is the money on the... Okay. I don't know. Another 250K Kentucky to... Absolutely. Yo, Berryman's got it. I don't got Doritos. Everyone has Doritos. Internet. What am I hearing? Like bass out of control. Oh, it's freaking strong. Get in there. Love you.
88:38
Drain him. Mother. Not happening. Just calm down. All right, we're going to take a minute here. Have a great day. We got all day. That was clever.
89:21
Wait, what? Is that a quickle here? It smells weird. Yo, what's up dude? How's it going man? Alright, um... Spinner, please give me more money. He's got a Feeva. And the only prescription is more Spinner. I love a good juicy Spinner. Why isn't Spinner the ball? Why is Spinner the ball? That was in ball three wasn't it? No. That little blue poster in there is not fun. Have you heard of the new iPhone 3? No. I don't know. heard of the new iPhone game Pinout? Yeah, man, I played the crap out of that game. I Robocopped? Yeah.
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Internet this Friday I going to be streaming my buddy Scott Gnusey homebrew game called Total Annihilation And the following week I working with a guy to go up to Wisconsin and stream the new Alien Pinball Machine
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It's going to be tight. And tomorrow, I think we're playing Heavy Metal Meltdown in the back room. Son of a... Don't screw me. And we're going to be best friends. Alright, I need it over here.
91:26
Give me the money. What the wrecking group is he in? You don't want the jackpot right away. You need to hit some garbage.
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Hit all the random crap but keep at least two balls going. Yes, I love you! I hate you, I love you! No, no, come back down! Nooo! OK, I think we're ready for the jackpot. Why did I fall for the fucking glitcher? Nice, we got the kickback going again. Ok, I think we're ready for the jackpot. Why did I hook the cookie-clicks?
92:09
Nice, we got the kickback going again. What you want to do, Internet, is when you're in multiballers, you want to bang around until your jackpot hits the... I can tell him. There's no... Uh, what's the time of the day for it? There's no debounce grace period on this machine. Oh man, that's a... 300,000. Whoa! Holy crap, look at the rain! Yeah, dude, that's three tornadoes down on 80. Look at that, three touchdown tornadoes on 80. Great, great. Yo, Frack Creek, what's up buddy? Good to see you, man.
93:01
Ain't that devil, no more. I was like, why are you fixing this? Holy power, isn't he? Woo! Oh, wait! Boner?
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Oh, the boner just started to come in. 6,000 boners. Been watching since the bot attack? Oh, thanks, Brett.
93:38
Oh, you mean you've been... Oh, look at the triple match. You've been forced to watch? Is that what you're telling me?
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Thanks. Feels bad, man. The future of law enforcement is pinball. Oh. All right. Here we go, boys. I just got to give a quick shout-out to my buddy Andy Rosa. Yo, is Andy watching? He texted me and told me to give a shout-out. I know both the Andys. Oh, yeah?
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But to be brutally honest, So I think I'm more... I'm more friends with the younger Andy. Andrew? Drew. Oh, he goes by Drew now. Drew. Alright, cool. Depends on what he's selling. That kid's been trying to sell me pinball sticks since I've been in this hobby.
94:30
Yeah. Frack, I love you, buddy. Thanks, man. Like, in other words, I do not have to watch. Like, goddammit, I gotta watch that freaking Jet Clip Idiot again. He just talks about his butts and he drinks beer all day. All right, here we go. Nailed it. Please.
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That was lucky. Life. My boys. Frank, I love you. Your move, creep! What have you done, Jack? We had a bot attack earlier, man.
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But also, pinball's the shit, Whack! What are you talking about? Don't educate. Not good. All day. Just keep getting mystery awards.
95:39
Oh! Alright. Little botiker. That's great. Is Boddicker red from that 70's show? Which character is that? Uh, yeah. Yeah, Boddicker. The yellow guy. Yeah, Mr. Yellowman.
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I have a sneaking suspicion that guy was supposed to be, uh... Shit, I looked away. Talk about it... No, you're good. No, talk to me all you want, man. That doesn't throw me off. It's like the cheap red on my screen, it like grabs my attention. Prince Barry, you freaked me.
96:13
Oh shit, Russia trying to join forces to attack Jet. You're getting half points. Shut down this American idiot.
96:23
I'm pretty bad. The cardboard box fight lives on my Twitter feed. What the hell are you talking about? Oh, right.
96:37
We don't talk about that. Got to come after the future mayor of Chicago. That's right, we're running it. We're taking it. Oh, my fucking Apple watch went off. There you go. I stopped wearing a smart watch because of him. Yeah. I went to, it was Papa like two years ago. I was wearing like a, I forget what the brand of watch was. Pebble. And I was up there and it was like, uh, B Division finals and I'm like, yep, made it three years ago. She's like, yeah, I got this. And it just kept buzzing and buzzing and buzzing. It's my girlfriend going like, I just bought this brand new couch. I'm like, I don't fucking give a shit. I can't turn this off.
97:26
Gotta get a do not disturb mode. Yeah. You're under arrest. I want to rock right now. I'm Jack Deezer. I came to get down. I'm not dancing that day. But I'm known to rock a microphone.
97:46
I'm blaming Apple. Tilt, I dare you. So you're saying... I didn't drink it. I would never dare set my beer on your laptop. How about this?
98:03
Yeah, I wouldn't either. PBR pinball contest? Listen, what do you win for that contest? Do you win a PBR pinball machine?
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Because I think I need a PBR sponsorship. My only concern is, like, I... You know how they say on commercials to drink responsibly? And they show people like having fun drinking but not like drunk and slurring. I think that might be a problem
98:43
You want a can crusher? That's awesome Yep all day The nerd watch? Rude Double kick out. You know what? Yeah, you're not backhanding that. Normally with a typical day to eat you can backhand that all day. Yeah, those slippers are strong out of control. I had a back to the future for a little while. And I'm surprised the ramps weren't in as good a shape as they were because that thing was getting smashed. The flippers were so strong on it, man. I was like trying to... I had them all the way down to the lowest setting in the programming and they were still just... I mean, I was getting air balls every time I hit the ball. That's nuts. Brutal. Watch what they've been made on a PBR camcorder. You like picking the game up and flipping it around. Okay, okay, okay. Please, I love you. Don't do it. Not worth it.
100:15
How about a backflip? Hold on, let's try this. Yeah, that. Oh yeah. Oh nice job. Got him. But you won a few games without tilting. Thanks Polar Bear. Jesus Christ. I don't think that's possible on this game. Tilting is, uh, tilting is crying. It's part of the game, man. It's gonna go right through the jackpot.
100:55
Then use this to just hit some coin elsewhere. Holy sh- What was that, half a million? Okay. Yes! No! Yes!
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Does nothing! What happened? Get the fuck out. Why? I'm working a deal out. Yeah. I'm dealing with those strikes again. Great. He's a player. I'm up, boys. Ooh, deadflip broke Batman. I just, uh... Yeah, I'm sorry. That's the whole reason I came out here. To play Batman. They got an Aerosmith in the back room. Yeah, I'm gonna play that a little bit.
102:03
Deadflip broke a Batman. That has to be tricky. Yeah. You got a... you got a... basketball please! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry This is ball three, right?
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Yeah, it's the ball three I got an idea, internet, I got an idea It's a dubious plan Holy shit You... AH! This is Sam Flannan! Deftlet Broke a Back Mountain, yes, thank you, Gordon. Ah, lovely! Alright. Ah! Lovely!
102:59
Alright. Get that, John! Yo, Hopper, 1983 for seven months in a row. What a freakin' boss. Ladies and gentlemen, flip the butts off if you could.
103:45
Can anyone photoshop me playing a cantruster? Dude, that is the saddest thing, man. Come on, I love you.
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NH, that's what's up, baby. How about you just come with me to Stern and we'll play a game right now. Get it! Jump it. Oh, a multi ball, here we go. Come on Michigan! Jump it. Oh, multi ball, here we go. Come on Michigan. Yes.
104:32
Ha! He only needs you. What do you need, Tim? Are you kidding me? That was the most robbed of any rob. Holy crap. That was pretty fucked up. I'll give you that note. I'll add it to your list of words. I can't take the pity. Don't give me the pity. That was tragic. Holy crap.
105:10
Wow! Man, that's like a Dracula middle target right there. Absolutely. First coming out with the meme, dude. The internet's explaining you, sir. I made one for every person. The internet's explaining your shirt. I made one for every person in our league. There you go. I'd say the coolest pinball shirt I've ever seen is my buddy Jay Brand has a shirt that says Guns don't kill people, Lion Man kills people. But then when you pull the shirt up over your head, inside printed is the lion's head. Oh, it's so good. Yeah, you can't go wrong with that. Alright. How you doing? We're going to GC this. Oh, I'm just about... I'm alright. I'm just... Yes, sir? Yeah.
106:16
Blue. Man, that spinner is in just the right spot. Uh oh, I think Bowen got half. Hey look! Oh I love these! No! You! No!
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The last part was... Oh, that's the second one. Oh, it's so dangerous. It's so fast. It's going real on a plane. Oh, it's going to get me to the rest. Yeah, that's cool. Ah! I'm easier. Hey!
108:05
It's an anal. Anal? Did you say anal? Anal, anal, fit for town. Fucking anal. Forgot about that old... Yeah, I'd buy that for a dollar. Watching the weather channel, you're getting some weather.
108:22
Yeah, we're getting the weather. Thankfully, I don't have to travel home tonight with all my gear. It's a great day to be playing pinball. Absolutely. I need machines in my house. I just have all my machines in my office. Go to them. Yeah. Chill. No! I'm playing the U for all the times I kill. Yeah, I'll take it.
108:57
I didn't even see the ball. It went boom boom whoop right over the foot. All right, garbage scores, here we go. Is it just me or does this machine tilt super easy? The tilt is very tight on this. But you know what? I'll do it. This play field looks brand new. It's gorgeous. So I think they're just trying to protect the game.
109:42
Clean. Useful. That's a tilt. No! That was not a tilt. Alright, we need to grab this ball and take a breather.
109:54
Never mind, play it. Play it with me. Oh my god, what have I done? Get up and... You fucking pig-brained piece of shit. Jack is Uncle Tilt-y. Ding-dong, banger. Internet, if you take five donuts, cut them all in half, give three whole donuts away, and then two half donuts away, How many whole zonas are you running with?
110:35
Give me that! Oh, what the hell happened? And... nope! Alright, Chris, look buddy. Hit it! Milly! Winner winner, chicken dinner! Shut it down. Not because I hit them all.
111:11
Yeah, Chris, the weather's starting to turn on us here. Get in there.
111:45
I'm not going to play in the lead tonight. Weather is supposed to be bad over here tonight, too. Ah, that sucks. Well, you annihilated that, which means you get to go first. Yeah, let's do it. I think I put in two people. All right, yeah. Dick Jones.
112:15
Woo! Got you, Dennehy. Excellent slap, Dave. 42,000. Here we go. We can't all be champions. Skill shot, ready? Boom. First try. You fucking fit.
112:55
Wait, why is my spinner completely juiced up and I have two locks ready for multiball? I don't know.
113:06
They're ready to roll, apparently. Let's see if that actually counts. Yep. Well, um, but it didn't count. Oh, it did. Uh, this game may need a turn off in the ground. Blackfield, what's going on? Um, we'll play this game out in the end. Yes!
113:41
Uh, please remember, uh, oh. Go! Yeah baby! No! Okay, right. There's no touching this game. Wow. Are we going to get an Archer pinball machine next year? Who knows? I mean, Keith Elwin does work at Stern now, so we'll see. Wow, that was awesome. I only got two locks. I got a multiple.
114:38
I'm just going to keep throwing my locks your way. That's okay. Thanks, Todd. Build up the points.
114:51
All right, it's up to a million. We're ready to go. It's neat, that ball, to not be a... Behold. What have you done?
115:03
Do we trust? I don't feel comfortable trusting. What do I do? What the hell is that? Well, what's funny is there's no last minute shot. No, there isn't. You have to do it while it's in play. It's like a Williams ball saying, yeah, I'm not a Christian. Yeah. All right.
115:30
Uh-oh. So this game is all about letting the spinner pull value and hitting it on it, but the spinner is the hard part. Did you also get him off the boat? Yeah I'm salty, shut your mouth. There's a couple of freezes just then, but we're good. We're good. Holy Snakes! I think what's happening is there's more people showing up with smell phones and it's eating up the cell service but it should even out here in a second. Get in!
116:50
It should fix itself. Oh look at that! It's going up! Looks like it's eating it out. What? UX, DC, Shannon 1, just subscribe to that hot, sweet, prime action.
117:20
Welcome to the league. You're amazing. Shannon, thank you so much. I love you, and I'm in love with you no matter what anyone says. It's you and me, dog. You and me. Ladies and gentlemen, flip or bust up if you could. Show some love in chat. Look at this guy. Earned his multiball.
117:42
Wasn't handed it. I hit the jackpot. Yep. The wrecking crew is here by the way. Oh no, I think you won already. Oh, and you got an EV too, somehow. What? Wow, you didn't... This game needs a restart. I didn't know what it was.
118:04
Oh! Oh, I just... No, did I get it? No, I didn't. It just did the same thing to me. Like, I drained and hit it and then...
118:22
It did not do it. Been watching for some time, just been waiting for the right time to use the stuff on the channel. Ah, Shannon, thanks so much, buddy. I appreciate it.
118:32
Very kind of you. Thank you for the support. I'll send you those gross photos you were talking about later.
118:44
We're just dedicating this week to very unique games that maybe people don't get to play all that often. Tomorrow is going to be a double feature. We're going to play Heavy Metal Meltdown, which I know for a fact is not seen on the internet. And then we're going to spend the other half of the stream playing Mouse and Around.
119:10
Mouse and Around is a great one. Hell yeah. That's also a rage-inducing game. Re-button. Alright. So you want to mouse around? Internet, um, there's a gentleman here, in the bar, who is taller than I am, and he's pricing. It's counting. I'd buy that for a dollar! Yes, GG is now auto hosting. Thanks, Judge.
120:08
I already knew. Well, you won. No, I'm player one. Oh! Okay. Did you say have nice tomorrow? No. That is, uh... That is... player two is up. Bring him here. He's getting coins right now. There's a guy... It's weird that I need a person called William. Sort of scared... What you all here? Sort of scared the shit out of me. Give him to stand next to you back to back. I'm trying to connect you back to back. No way, come on guys, that's weird.
120:54
I don't have the opportunity to click on anything when I'm streaming, boys and girls. I apologize. Is that going to give you a multi-ball? No, but it's going to freaking launch the ball out. This should be my second lock. Just kidding. Quicken Lock? Yeah, great, thanks. Number 3? There's no frame drop there, I promise.
121:22
I love that that's just available whenever you hit. Three dozen to pop, though, is huge. Who's gonna win from pops? Who's gonna win on pops? Holy... don't please... OOOOOOOHHHH!
121:40
Tick-Tack-Toe! Off there, too. Tick-Tack. Two in a row! I think this guy's soft. You gonna reboot this bad boy? Yeah.
121:56
You switch sideways? Wow, that's weird. Really? You switch left to right instead of front to back. I've never seen that. I've never seen left and right, but I know it's bad to go back to front.
122:10
My man! That booted really quick. You won, sir. Get going! I am. Right now I use the chip. No. It's not that bad. So how many weeks do you have? I have no idea. I just need to keep going. I think I will get to the one. Yeah, the first time I will even go by it again. I mean, it's fun. They're like, oh, you can do that. What is that? So instead of using that poster, so I like it. Yeah, it's fun. You get the, I mean, people come here. It looks like a smart format, too. I mean, they're always different. People are playing, like, on teams. You're always playing in the same house. So they separate it into, like, a different format. before people are sent to see you, or whatever. I'm not getting this show like, came all the way from the side of the television.
124:17
Last time though, we got to see like, none of them. Yeah. We got to watch them. Here, follow me, follow me, follow me. You can talk to me while I play. No, I want to watch. I've never tried them. Robocop? Oh, this game is, uh, amazing. The strategy though in a tournament is not doable on this machine because the spinner is not as responsive as it should be.
124:44
So in a tournament setting, you want to keep shooting up there, keep lighting up three of those to build up the value of the spinner, and then just shoot the spinner all day. But the spinner is giving you like one out of every seven spins. And that's just that little roll of that. Yep. You gotta get that all day.
125:04
I did find out the last, like, leave night that Elvira, like, the last, you know. Are you not the old Elvira?
125:17
I texted you. You did? I'm here. I wonder, is this, what machines are in right now? I don't know. Oh, they have those Twilight zones.
125:34
Internet, if you can hear me, I need you to tell me what 9 plus 2 is. Thank you very much. Wait, what am I doing? I'm wasting time and money. No!
126:00
I wasn't even thinking about hitting it until the last second. I know, this is the first time people are on the ground. I like paint. Oh, are we getting some dropped frames again? Alright, here. I moved it. That should help.
126:17
Frames or no frames, you're coming in. Get out there, you butthole! But all of you are coming in. I hear E-Z-E in the background.
126:46
Love you, Fred. it's in the end. The yap No! Get my brains out. Damn it. Internet. Let me get some hard stuff.
127:56
That was a good ball though, man. It was really good. That was a good one. Ball two. They always feel that way.
128:25
Ball! Smalls! And two locks on the front! Killing you Smalls! Yeah it must be because I had two smalls Oh yeah! We can actually make it all the way around. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I'm on four people capture now.
129:08
Fucking Dick Jones every time. Dick Jones! Dick Jones! Got it! Can I get a Dick Jones in chat please? I'll take my five ball oscimaldi ball apparently.
129:22
You know what my internet's not like in my streets and that either Blackfield. Don't worry about it, buddy.
130:25
Yes, man, I got double. Hopper with $10 for the great stream and channel. Still hoping you link up with the attack in the future. Hopper, thank you so much for the donation, brother. We are going to be meeting up with them. Unfortunately, I need to find a good time to get out to L.A., but it's an open invite. I just got to get out there.
130:49
I mean, how much is a round trip like to L.A. and a hotel room for a night? You know, I guess that's really all I need.
130:58
For some great freaking exposure? I think it's worth. Plus I'll hit up like 82 or some shit.
131:13
Gimme the money! Hopper, thanks so much buddy, I love you. Please! Nice! Fine, no goal for Ryan. Idiot!
131:41
Oh my god, what? That bounce is not as bouncy as I would like it to be. It's super easy to post pass right to left.
131:51
Yeah, that's what I'm feeling. Uh, well, I wondered... It's not getting the meat... It's like a fifth second off. You have to do it so you can catch it on the last time. Double night's night's help? Yeah, probably that.
132:13
Easy 50k. BAM! That flip in the kickback! Ha ha ha ha! It's magic! Sounds like a band! That flip in the kickback! That's a good one! Nice and easy!
132:44
You son of a bitch! I didn't want to cross in! What? That's it. You got it! Geez. All three, right? No, you got an extra circle. Sorry. We lose again! Alright, let's get 9 more million points.
133:25
Not happening. Way too early. Way too late. Yeah. Death phase, not gonna happen. Nope. How big this game is, it's tilted anymore. It's tilted. A lot of power. David, are you counting these? Yes, I'll be.
134:15
Oh, baby. Woo! Oh, nice. Oh, David, my man. Nice, David. Woo! Come on. Oh, baby. Hey, remember all those robots that followed me? That was fun.
135:12
Oh! Father! I love you! Alright, see we got... Oh my god! What would the breakout hit of Dead Slip and the Take Back be?
135:35
Probably a song called like... I Missed It by Emil Some sort of like anti-GC song It's Robert Cobb. What's up, Scrapbook? Crystal, why aren't you here, butthead? I need a snuggle buddy. What my freaking theme song internet That was a big move The game didn give it to me I not a player I just prefer to give a date with who A human Or a sandwich ... I think we're gonna play three more games, shut the internet down, and then I have to walk around the disc and record some of the hot... Hang on, you want to give me a chance to play some more? Sure, come on. Love you buddy. Dude, Mally, you sexy SOB, what is up darling? How the hell are ya? Internet, this is not... do not ban these people. Mally, thank you so much for that raid. You are amazing. Shut the internet down.
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Ban me, Daddy. Yo, I'm not gonna ban you. I promise. It's not gonna happen. Raiders, thank you for coming. The hell is the Raze? You're seeing it. How's life? Life is legit, Mally. Okay. How much? Email me. Let's get it. I need a drawing. Man, screaming I think hanging at a bar is bad because I just end up drinking too much. Hot tub, hot bubbly, bubbly hot tub, got me feeling fun to sneak. And don't stop, don't stop, don't stop me from getting high. We're playing RoboCop right now ladies and gentlemen. that came out in 1987, I guess, based on the movie franchise, and it's amazing. Blue Continental, we are playing the rocking one. How long have I seen you stream from a bar before? Do all the drinks? Oh, I stream from bars all the time. Yeah, ratings just sharing viewers. Works out pretty well. I can shoot you a Twitter DM? Yes. Slip into the DMs. Let's go. Um, heavy metal meltdown tomorrow mixed with mousing around. Oh shit, you went fancy blue? Fancy tulips? Cheers, sir. What are we drinking? Uh, I don't know. Some kind of super hot double? Double? Mally, just for you and your race. Thank you, darling. I love you, beautiful. Mally, this is for you and your raid. Thank you, darling. I love you, beautiful.
139:11
Raiders that came over from Mally's Green, you chose the right chick to watch. She's awesome. Alright. Nailed it.
139:26
You wanna move for round? Stream table flipping? I should stream that game. I'm not kidding. No! I knew it! I knew it! I'm gonna unplug this. Motherfather! Mother I love you! Stream the table flipping game. Maybe we should. We might do that on, um... Is that Todd Seaver? Maybe we'll do that Thursday. Mally, you're the business, darling.
140:07
The biggest dilemma, Mally, with streaming on location like this is I have to stream wirelessly off of a mobile hotspot.
140:16
And the second too many people show up in one area, which happens all the time, I get dropped frames because it's unavoidable.
140:24
It's pretty tough. Are there people in Chicago? Streamer? You're fucking rich. There's other Humons here? Humon! Dude, I was just watching some Deep Space Nine earlier today. What a boss. Hawaii? Awww! You got me distracted by the Star Trek. Hello, Humon. I'm sorry you got me on that one.
140:56
That looks...configured. Well, whatever. Can you steal Zespi's internet? I can catch him, but it, um... It moves around. So, streaming in the deep, deep back area there doesn't work that well. And streaming too far up front doesn't work that well. But right in the middle is like...
141:15
Set up a perimeter. We need cones and paste. Get the hell away from me, internet. Oh my god, my life. I did not find that ramp, hold on. Oh! Alright, roaring, what's going on? Thanks for the follow. Alright, roaring, what's going on, please keep a follow. Hola! Hola to you mother! I'm missing the most vital shot in this game. There you go, get it! Got it boy! I'm missing the most vital shot in this game.
142:05
There you go! Get it! Got it, boy. I hate Amel. I hate him. Amel? I love Amel. Wait, what? I don't know if he moved. You know he can't cook.
142:29
Oh my God. Emil Legassi. Emil can't cook. Frickin' butt. Still out. Two. Look at the rough side. Get off of my... Dude, you're just frickin' it. I've lost all my shots in there. Just a few on you on the free throw.
142:55
All right. Here we go. Not happening. Ah! Do it, don't take your... Oh, wow! Frisk this game. I gotta say this. Hello to my boy Bob's Playground. My boy's over here sitting at the bar eating napkins.
143:44
Cathode, what's up, buddy? on top news, aroma of friendly herbaceousness. Talked out for 20 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership. This is the League and your amazing ladies and gentlemen, you're the best that you could. Show some love, Rainy Marshmallows, thank you for the five bits, you sexy em effort. I'm sorry, are you mansplaining? I am. Watch, I'll do it again right here. Rainy marshmallows, ice cream, you're scared now. Sub to me, buddy. You're still sub to me. Get away from the cock, you. It knows. Flippers and birds. Quick, don't juice float into me. Unexpectedly. Broke. Thanks for the follow, Robot. Patho, here's the problem. The spinner's busted on this game.
145:02
Uh, Robot, thank you for the follow, Robot. Motherfreaking dirty butt! Jesus Christ! It's so early that it's like confusing my brain. I can't believe it's only 8.30. I feel like it should be about 10 o'clock tonight. Who said that? What? I'll get you. ACM, no! Oh my god, we're not even 8.30. 14 months in a row. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm not even 830. 14 months in a row. Oh my god. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, slid this in both of us if you could. Gonna start some dinner and lurk? Alright, Mally, love you darling. Thank you so much. Uh, slide into them DMs. I'll let, I'll let you post so that you can give me the vibe of what you want to talk about. Dirty or clean, you know it is what it is. Woo!
146:02
What's that robot? What's with the bot? Dude, I know raining, I don't know what the hell's going on dude. You know I can't live without my rain, you know. Someone, um... Someone put my name on like a botany lid or something.
146:32
I don't know, whoever put my name up to get me in trouble for botting me, if death knows you're doing it, I'll take the free follows, I mean, that's fun.
146:52
And a licks, and a licks, licks it. Oh, really, Hopper? The weird thing is, the bot is listening to me. We had him spamming earlier. Yeah, I know, Keele. Our sub numbers bounce around. 200 bots, 53 subs. Wait, what happened? I'm going to ignore you, Chet, and I'm going to blow this game up right now.
147:37
I want to see a minimum of 9.5 million. I'm going to stand over here. I need it. You need it? Yeah. Just hope everybody heard that. Kill shot. Kill shot. Nice.
148:02
Amel is lit. I love Amel. Now there's that deadflip kick out. Get it. Get it! You have so many people watching who don't know if that's a U-Bot. Yeah, right. Take care of that. It's very true. The worst U-Bot experience I've ever had. You got it. Dick Jones. All right, here we go. You get it, Dick Jones. Get it. You got it. All right, we need some lanes here, boys and girls. You're going to get it. Multi ball. You got it. The plunger stopped working. That makes me sound bad.
149:00
Now I'm going to steal your multi-ball? Nah, I don't think so. Okay, it only works for dead flip on that one? There's only one seat here, ladies and gentlemen.
149:11
Nice shooting things, Booger. The dead flip Robin Hood. Check. Do me a favor and recommend the idea of a twin-piece pinball table to anyone at Stern. I can do that, man.
149:21
I'll tell you something, I recommended a title to Stern recently that they are definitely going to do.
149:30
I can't tell you what that is, but you guys are going to be hyped out of your butts. Wow, did that go over the books? No, it didn't. I wish it did. Guess I'm not having to excuse.
149:43
I was just forward-flipping away on my thoughts. Why did I change the lane? Why did I flip like an idiot? There you go. Yes! Would it be a fran- oh I can't look. It's a franchise. Franchise is still tablecloth. It's Golden Girls. Golden Girl, you're right.
150:22
I saw an earlier Deadflip score of at least 7.3 million. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, the robot follows! Yay! Anti-table. It's all physical. It's all about technical, right? That's all life is, man. Life is just technical. We're getting real lucky with that right in line. There you go. Oh! Oh! How many times do I want to warn him now? That's fine. Oh, get back in there. That would have been brutal. There you go. The uh...
151:15
Easy Hunter game? Alright. Why did I flip the way? Boku no Pico Table! I don't even know what that is, or if I said it right, or if I said it slightly racist. Which I don't care. Get it!
151:40
Multi-ball, baby! No reading the chat, got it. Wait, sorry, I read that. Hit it! Just about a billion, I mean a million.
152:07
Billion, I mean a million. Billions of an ounce! Okay. Man, if that spinner was working, I'm telling you. Yeah, we'd be in a far different place.
152:29
Do they have a Flash Gordon in here? No Flash Gordon. They really do need a Flash Gordon. No better center to hit with 3x play field and 1,000 centers to hit.
152:50
But, um, but what happened? Whoa! 1.15 to 2.8. But what happened? How did I tilt? I got George Dove and Chaney lit, so... Gotta get home.
153:09
I fell in love with this game of Timber. Yeah, man. How did I kill this thing? Hey robots, thanks for following. Beep boop. Um, take off your pants.
153:22
Oh, I feel good about that shot. Can you guys stop following and actually just, like, say something in chat so we can ban you? Flash Gordon. You zig when you shoulda zagged, yeah.
153:34
They're destroying my bot, that's for sure. You guys are bangers, thanks dude. I tried to keep it at 420, but... Oh my god. This wouldn't happen. Sorry this hill wasn't fair, I completely agree. Alright, is this ball three? It is ball three. Alright, seven million, here we go. You can do it.
154:04
Okay. Not good. Very not good. Dying of fire, RoboCop. Melt you and turn you into a fucking toaster. You can't even see the beginning. I mean, don't eat.
154:26
Blager, take exclamation point pinball for me and let me know if you find a pinball machine on that list near you. That drop test was you. Thanks man. How's your drop? I hate it coming out of that area man. It's like so unpredictable. She's a dickhead. I'll start this off.
154:59
Please do. We slide this back over. I will be right back. Yeah, take a picture. Oh really, Gligger? Interesting. Dude, the bots are flooding my followers right now. Can I straight-get something?
155:21
Alright, can you see this? It's just a white screen. God damn it. Hold on. Can you see that? These are all follows, Internet, from the freakin' bots. These are all bot followers. Hold on. Load more. Load more. Load more. Load more. Load more. Oh my god.
155:59
Look at this. It just doesn't freaking stop. There have to be like, like freaking 900 emails here. And Kate, what's going on? We're all robots down here. Bots in love with RoboCop, it's true.
156:38
The great thing about that U-Bot experience... Shit, please! Give me the ball! You mother fu- There's a million dollars I just missed. You just got home from work? What's up, Anne? Good to see you, darling.
156:58
Catho, you know Anne? Hell yeah! Anne, when did I make you a mod? you Ahmad, and I love you. Thank you for being here. I don't think someone's paying for the box. It's just a script, man. It's just a script someone made. I've known her for a long time, hell yeah. And made me a very awesome little art square. You have a name for him and I completely spaced on it. I'm a Chicago sometimes? Come on down, Gligger. When and why did you make me a model? I got a little caught up in the internet. Second I look away and don't pay it. Dang card. Man, come on. And I love you.
158:01
I can already feel that I'm about to get destroyed. You know what I want? I want like a cheese tamale. Ooh. When the tamale guy gets here, we're going to throw money at his face. I will. I got money in my pocket and I want tamales. Five dollars gives you, I think, like six or seven tamales. Yeah. Wait until he gets here, man. Yeah. But I'll tell you, like, depends on which tamale guy comes. I don't care what Smalley guy goes, I will throw money at him regardless. Jantar! I'm a Smalley junkie. Yeah, baby. No, these are the shits.
158:41
Oh, boddicker! You sly fella. Oh, bowdicker? You want to chew Chicago? Hell yeah. Yeah, the Smalley guy's flappy white. Chicago food's weird? No way, man. Our pizzas, our lasagnas, and our tamales come from random people that make them in their house. Those are the best ones. Yep. Those are the best ones. What's wrong with hot dogs? Our hot dogs are amazing! And if you catch up on a hot dog, I'm going to find you and castrate you. Free game, baby! Yeah, that works. One tamale guy is awesome and one is trash. Beware the pick. You want the red cooler, not the blue one. Red cooler, not the blue one. Are you winning? Oh my god, that looks like I'm having flashbacks to the Trash City Tin Ball League night with the paper. Yep. I got a guy once... Still using fucking paper. I got a guy in our league who is a web developer who is working on a website to submit scores
159:52
electronically over the phone and I feel special. One tamale guy always lies, one tamale guy always tells the truth. You have one point to ask to find out which tamale is. The Crips and the Crips. Yeah, you got the Crips and the Bloods tamale guy.
160:11
There's also a Torta guy which is great. Ooh, nice. Yeah, Max plays the shit. So it's good to have a torch account.
160:19
We're still getting robot followers? You know why I don't give a shit about this? Because we had like three staff members in chat when it started happening.
160:40
I mean, I love inflating my follower numbers. But all those accounts will be banned in a heartbeat. Yay! Nothing better than a good slapstick. Yeah, no shit. I dropped some on my wife all the time. Oh. You're talking about sex stuff. Like I ruled? What? Wait, what? What? Haven't seen Danny's, Danny's Torto, if you've read it? Yeah, the Torto guy was the shit, man. And he had a great personality too.
161:19
Why? Why? Why? Why? Deadflip and your kick-outs. You guys are no fair kick-outs. Oh, deadflip in general? Just deadflip in general.
161:34
I feel like I'm playing Alita Weapon 3. Okay, okay, okay. Kill it? Oh my god. Whatever Leo wants, Leo gets. Get it? Tri-City Pinball right here, Internet. If you want to find someone to block in your chat room. There you go. With this gentleman right here. I'm always ready to be blocked. This machine doesn't look level on stream. It's not level. That's why. It's not level, it's lovely. Oh, my god. There you go. You can AML every time, man. AML. I don't know if those are H's or if they're TIE Fighters. I'm confused. I kind of like the TIE Fighter. With Data East, you never know. Yep. They recycle a lot of shit. They got the awesome themes. or if they're Tie Fighters. I'm confused.
162:24
I kind of like the Tie Fighter. With Data East, you never know. Yeah. They recycle a lot of shit. They got the awesome themes.
162:34
Bouncing, bada-dow, bouncing, bada-dow. I feel like sometimes I know what I'm doing, but not all the time. Oh, you got a multiball. I didn't even realize I had three, I thought I only had two locks. Well you don't know with this particular machine. Oh! Come on! Okie, okie, okie, okie. I don't know if you have the capability, but can I get some Ocean Man spam in chat please? Everybody out of the freaking pool. Oh, double drain. That's a champion right there. You got a new beat right? No! Okay.
163:27
So let's see what we got here. Dial it in. Hey John! That is not what I wanted. Come on. All right. Love you.
163:55
That's what's in the kick out. You got the extra ball in lane. Extra ball. Don't mind if I do. Two locks left.
164:14
There's zero. There you go. Forage, what's up? Rating, Mark Mose. Thank you. Vodker with a tie-dye. Have you noticed that all of your sub-don't-follow notifications have two windows? No.
164:35
You know what? Eh. Simon at No Escape with $10 says, Love the show, Flip from Australia. Shout out to Logan's for how pretty all their old school machines are. You jump on and play. Watching the stream always makes me go and price stuff up. Dude, dude, come to Chicago immediately. Love your work, man. Keep it real. Simon, love you, buddy. Get your ass here immediately.
164:58
If anyone comes into town, all right, and I try to be as vigilant as possible, if you come into town, message me. I try my best to get out and hang out with you guys. Get out here immediately. Simon, thank you for your support, man.
165:16
I think my notifications have two windows because box. That dropkick though. Get it. You are under arrest. You got all... Alright, two left. Get them. Young baby. Dude, I got a young baby too.
165:40
Just put it somewhere. Get it. Get another one. One more. One more. He's the hard one to get. It's hard. Come on now baby. Nice and easy. Get him. I was going to be down there for Adam. He's pinkeled. Get down. Get down.
166:14
Baby's Club TV is yes. Hit the flashing light. Got it. I don't know if that would work, so it doesn't matter. It's good enough. Like 600, 500, something like that. 813. Oh good, so we might hit a couple of things. Yeah, you hit a couple of switches.
166:44
Look at this guy on ball three. Make me work for it. Life catch. You already arrested Amel. We're about to get Amel again baby. You never have too much Amel. Amel you son of a bitch. That was too much Amel. I think I only got one more left to multibot for the second time. Oh! Sorry! Never mind. I'm a keeper. This extra ball is not going to go very far, I have a feeling. Did it! Got it! A little too weak. Amel never lasts long. Oh my god. So good. See? Too hard to hit it a second time. If this was coming to the Pinball Arcade, that'd be cool if it was. I agree. So hard it is. I am sponsored by the Pinball Arcade. They give me all the tables for free so I can play them on screen. I'm gonna get two tables for free so I can play him on screen.
168:07
Shit, my freaking shit. In what garbage human dick shit universe was that a tilt? That was some BS Amel. I'm a little emo about my tilt. Oh my god.
168:36
Nice! That being said, for effort, shut your mouth. I mean, Kazim, I love you. Am I really rocking it that hard? It doesn't feel like it. Really? How did I get all three of those but not light my lock? I don't even know what lights the lock really. It's those three targets light the lock. It is all three? Okay. Those three targets light your lock. Okay. Apparently not to me though. What's the point of those green and yellow targets on the center field? Well there's your lock there for yellow.
169:31
The playfield rocks on the camera. Maybe that second lock, like second multi-ball... ...lock? The machine's rocking a lot.
169:47
Chasm, why aren't you out here, man? Oh, you're stuck at work. Right on, dude. It's all good man. Hit it! You answered my question way before I even asked it.
170:00
Ah, anal. I got anal this time. And he hit it. Here we go. Bounce, bounce, bounce. You can light lock by completing colored top lanes or cupid dangerous targets. Yeah. Boom! Oh, your lady's here? Oh, I think I saw her, Chasm. Yeah, in fact, I think I saw her walk by. Oh, your lady's here? Oh, I think I saw her, Tasm.
170:45
Yeah, in fact, I think I saw her walk by. Sorry you stuck at work, dude. Make that money, though. You need to make $4.99 more than you are so that you can sub to Dead Club. I'm just saying. I like 300,000 points. Oh, no. I'll take 250 all day. 200,000 points. Motherfucker. Michigan strikes again. Yeah, that surprised me, dude. All right. Last battle. Winner take all. We'll flip the Steve Goats first. Okay. Let's go. I'd love to see you go first. And I don't have a coin. I don't even have a bag full of quarters at this point. I have a check. Now you're gonna make that.
171:51
You go first, my friend. I'm killing it. This is it. The final game. Michigan v. Chicago. All of Michigan.
172:11
Blitz Flipper's Secret Handshake Challenge. Doing the Secret Death Clip Handshake is kind of rough. Some people aren't into it.
172:28
Actually, I think most people aren't into it. There's the red coolers coming. Oh, the blood. The blood's there in the house. We're blessed here. Well, Josh, thank you for the 100 bits, man. I love you. All right, honey. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh!
173:14
Chicken tamales. Um, we'll hang them from my pants. Real hand... yeah. The real secret to the hand ticket is more beer.
173:27
Oh, the tamales are hot on my leg. Shit! Tamale guy, the right tamale guy came. I love the tamale guy. Big swinging back at tamales. Seems good. Had me at Red Cooler. Yeah man, Red Cooler is the way to go. Wee Blood is up in here. Oh God, here we go, here we go. Getting anal every time. Hehehe. Is that a second smiley thingy from your pants? Are you just happy to see me? Or just some sort of weird condition you have?
174:32
Alright, that's two locks. We gotta get our third. Here we go. Yeah, I don't think completing the lanes is what does it. I think it requires getting, uh... I got one last yellow target to get.
174:49
I've got them just hitting those up in lanes up there. Oh absolutely. You got that last yellow one. Maybe it's the different colors, I don't know.
175:04
Here we go. There we go. We're at Berryman, sorry dude. You're fucking a wimp. Oh yeah. Here we go.
175:23
We're at Berryman, sorry dude. You're fucking a wuss. Oh yeah. Doesn't do anything but I'll take it.
176:19
Damn! I wish your hair there was a Milky Ball. I wish I had that with a multi ball. So you got your two locks put now. From that up there, from that, go stuck in the air and you can stop.
176:59
It's weird, sometimes it does it, sometimes it doesn't. Let's go GC baby, come on. Nice. That was cute.
177:18
Big spully there. Dick Jones! Dick Jones. Dick Jones, what? Extra ball! Again! Man, someone's going to have a lot of fun playing RoboCop tonight.
177:46
All good, all good. You got an ED? Oh yeah. Shit, half a million from bonus? Damn. And it gave us a free arrest mode.
177:59
Don't come down! Not good. I'm actually playing my ball. Are you sure? Yes, sir am. Thank you. Okay.
178:37
He's choking on a Kamali. DQ'd. Yeah, that's me. Good dairy queen, boys. Oh NO GO DOWN WHAT? You get banned, pa from 2 to 9 RIGHT HERE!! The Dope killed Danger! That was a super dead bounce, it was man. Feels bad. The red coolers are getting to me. Really? Don't let it get to you. It is a dude making food out of his garage, so...
180:05
You wrecking crew is here! We can see something on the left flipper. Wrong. What the fuck? I just couldn't hide my shoes. Great. Alright, Internet. Thank you for coming. I love you dearly. Thank you, Bob, for spamming my channel. I know that required a lot of effort. And I can't thank you enough. Folks, have a wonderful night. Go play some pinball. Go do terrible things with your friends.
181:16
You know, sex after, buddy. I love you. Be good. All right. Gotta go. Sleep tight. Goodbye. Fuck your couch, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck your couch.