I was hiding in the desert, fresh poison in the tree. I was born free, but I never be, as ever died he. Shut the door. Baby Charlie, have a soup with me. Oh baby. It's pinball time. Digga digga digga digga donate to kids. Longo, what's up? Tron-erino. Does this have a... No, it doesn't. I was hoping the game had a jukebox mode. It apparently does not. we're just waiting for 5 o'clock to roll around guys and we're waiting for Richie yes the glowing Tron graphic is great, thanks Dan I put a little bit of a a little bit of a glow, a little bit of exposure wiggle on there something fun to look at until we go live We need some music I wish I had like a theme song Just having some dinner and not much else Right on, Lungo I'm just waiting for Richie to show up with some beer so we can drink some beer. Here we go. You've been going through JetFlip TV withdrawal. Well, you're about to get a mouthful of it or earful of it or eyeballs full of it here shortly. It's coming. Yeah, so folks, I need a theme song. Or maybe I should just find some old, like, ding-dong, solid-state music to play while you're watching this graphic. Or do you have, like, some royalty-free dubstep music that you kids want to hear? you know, royalty-free dubstep music. I'm your self-destruction. So, as a heads up, Jaded is on his way to a doctor's appointment, so I don't think he's going to be able to count tilts today. But that's okay. We'll try not to tilt. We'll just try not to tilt. Yeah, we're going to have a good day today. I want Reggie Watts doing Pinball Wizard. Yancey, holy crap. Reggie Watts. I think Reggie Watts should just come up with his own pinball song, man. That'd be remarkable. Yo, someone tweet at Reggie Watts to make a pinball song really quick. And then we'll steal it. Reggie! So you're hearing Metallica, but we're playing Tron. It's quiet and lonely in here right now. Everybody connecting okay today? Hopefully. connecting, okay yeah, Uncle Carmy so I was looking at the Twitch support yeah, I was looking at the Twitch support Twitter and they say some people are not able to connect to Twitch and it sucks but you know we'll see master of puppets is pulling your strings I'm on my phone my PC won't connect holy crap tiny dead flip okay Let's go. the actual machine that I built my stream around. I did a lot of practicing on different cameras, different setups, different softwares, and this is the game that we did all the tests on. And it's awesome to have it back, and now we can finally show it off. It's going to be great. Richie Townsend from the Pinsane Clown Posse will be here today to battle. I think he's only hanging out for about an hour, but he is bringing beer. And I believe he's running just a little bit late because he's at a modeling gig. model, modeling gig. He's a model. He's a model now, apparently. And a barback, and other things. It is what it is. Alright. I don't know what to do with myself. I don't have a freaking beer to drink. Thanks to everyone that followed last night. People following while we're not live just blows my mind. I love it. I think we had two or three people follow. I can't really see who it is right now. because whenever I touch the computer it wants to catch on fire. My goal for today is I definitely didn't get to show off Sea of Simulation to anybody. Oh, I guess I did. I did show off Sea of Simulation with double scoring. Portal is our week-long goal. Portal's hard. Portal's really hard. It's the wizard mode. Not only do you have to play all the modes, but you have to solidify them by completing the super jackpots and stuff. Metallica's being a little loud. We're done with that. Yeah, portal if we can. If not, you know, it's not a big deal. I would like to... This stupid frickin'... He has a... What is it? What is it called? A tournament running on this machine that has four days left, and we can't see our names go on the board because the tournament is actually taking over everything. So unless we put in, like, what? $2? We'll never know. I posted this info on PDX Pinball Facebook. Oh, awesome, Uncle Carmy. Thanks, dude. Hell yeah. Like I said, Richie will be here. We'll battle. And then when Richie leaves, it'll be me screaming and swearing trying to get Portal on this thing. It may or may not happen. I'm guessing it won't, but we'll see. So without further ado, I guess I'll just switch it over and start battling. And when Richie comes in, and we'll just start our two out of threes. Two out of three. Yo, also contact Twitch and tell us to give us a partnership right now. I need that. I need you. I love you. I love you. And I just want that partnership, girl. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Oh, there it is. Oh, crap. Hold on, camera's gotta get swift. So that's top, that's fine. I think this one's his DMD. Swift, dead is. My phone just went off. Found top. Top. Finishing up, leaving shortly, sorry for the delay, pinhead, says Richie. Richie also says he hates you. There you go, Zig Zag. Just scream at my internet. Yeah, see, don't look at that. Don't look at that. There's a couple of things on here that I don't think they'd like. There's custom music on here. You know what? Someone dropped off a Tron? We're going to play it. So instead of going for the super skill shot, we like to short plunge into Finn's Arcade, because not only does that give you a skill shot, but it also gives you, you know, progressive stuff. Like it might give you a core shot, or it might give you a rectifier wall shot, or even a jump shot, for instance. Whereas that's just money that actually a shot isn't that easy to hit. Richie hates me? What a jerk. I know, Lone Goat. Give him an earful when he gets here. So it gives you half a million. and then, what is that, Zeus? He just started Zeus. Test drive. So to complete Zeus, we're going to have to, yep, start knocking the lights out. Just like that. New target. We need that S and that E. Give me that S. E. Oh, crap. That E's hard to hit. Lord Squeak, what's up? Cooey, you also. Oh, you're back. That's mentioned Flynn's skill shot is more points than the super. Oh, actually, I didn't know that. That's good to know. So, what's going on with Zeus? Did I not finish it in time or something? I guess that's what that was. So my light cycle is lit from hitting enough of these light cycle shots. This multiball is good, but it's not as good as Korra. So what you should do is take light cycle and and use it to advance towards Korra or just leave it sit there and try to get Korra to mix the two together. That's a radical in the background. Sure is, Osric. Yeah, Gavin from Gavin's Game Service dropped off that radical that's been sitting in his living room forever. And we'll be streaming that either next week or the week after. And it is mint. It is gorgeous. Alright, spinners. Get some Jimmerinos there. Some Joe Marinos. I missed that. Come on. Oh my God. Well, that didn't go well at all. Like, at all. There we go. There we go. Alright, I got Jim. Crap, that's hard. Zeus timed out when you went into points. Ah, yes. You know, I think I'm kind of with you there. The pinball machine is better than all of it. The music is better than the movie. I love when that works out though. It's like the soundtrack is way better than the movie it came from. So I'm having the worst luck because today is trying to hit that quarter shot. It's terrible. It's a terrible look. Also just a terrible look in general, I guess. Here's someone. Oh, that was way too soft. Dummy. There's Glenn. Oh Oh my god, why can't I find that one shot? Okay, here we go, here we go. Oop, how many more of those do I need? Hit him, sir. All right, hit him now. Okay, relight, relight, relight, relight. Relight, get in there. There we go. Oh, don't just like each other. Nailed it. Fred, there it is. Aw, you're sturdy, brother. That's fine. That's okay. Some ballerina stuff happening. This custom music is so fat with a P.A. It's true. Scott D'Anissi, hooking it up. Say your name. Ankara! Ankara! Why can I not find you? Where is this shot? Okay, here we go. Yeah, that wasn't even close. There it is! There it is! Oh! I'm gonna give it to you. Alright. Alright, we're climbing the elevator. Now we're gonna cheat a little bit. Drain and short-clench into gym if you can. Oh, that was good. Or hit it naturally. That works too. Nice. Keep it up. More jackpots. Four foot more. Okay. Here we go. I staced that poorly. These are really, really poor. Deflector re-node! Alright, okay jerk No staging Yes, last freaking second So, we are in a really good spot here kids And by saying that, I'm probably going to grin Crap, I should have started double scoring. Damn it. So, the only thing I need is Life Cycle to finish, and I have Portal. Give me that money. Give me that money. Give me that money. Keep it going. Yep. You want to give me more? What's another? Six money? Oh, my man. There's one, two, shit, screwed it up. Make sure the ball's lit. We need this team to come down real clean. Yarrr! Oh! Aaaaaaah! I almost had it. Sorry, don't hit the kids. Portal was right there. Left on the table. Left it on the table. Portal freaking Ball 1, or Game 1 would have been ridiculous. Ah! Okay. I can't wear this thing anymore. Beep, beep, beep. Whew! Yeah, alright. We're doing good. We're doing good. Welcome back, program. So now that you guys know how to cheat... Okay. Gems. Oh, I didn't even think about it, but our extra balls are actually still on. All anonymous, what's up? Oh shit! Why are you doing this to me, internet? Oh man, three frickin' hits! That was the quickest disc I think I've ever done. Crap. Nice. Love each other. Get in there. That's what I'm talking about. This is done. What if he came off? Beat, note, activate. Yeah, get into the music. Get into the music. Son of Jamaica. Son of Jamaica. Oh, God. No! I shouldn't have made that shot. That was stupid of me. That was stupid of me. I'm gonna fight. Yeah! Nope. Yes. Oh, you had a fast spin out of you, son of a gun. Dustin Jenkins, what's up dude? Alright, give me Cora. I don't need money dawg. I need your money dawg. Three more for this. Can you progress towards anything while you're in? disc. Oh, that's no good. Alright. One. Nope. Two. Come on, you need a three-bang. Shit. Solidifying this is not easy for me because the combos on this are fun and all, but they get a little dirty after you hit them too easily. Alright, I don't know what the hell I'm shooting at now. Bounce over it, you sack. Give him some jingly car keys. They're off. I actually noticed that last time I listened to one of our streams. Did I keep... Oh my God, I'm pissed. Oh, I'm so pissed. Get out of that hole. So can I work towards, I guess, Korah is what I was trying to get at while I'm in this. I'm guessing no. You can work on Jim though, that's good. Just dead easy. Here's a Antonio Cruz. I didn't mean to collect that. I was trying to get the relight and I shot a committee. Alright, I need Korra, and then I can get back to see a simulation. So here we go. Missed. Missed again. Not a something, or there's a kit. It was a clue. You mean a clue. Clue to... No! Oh my god, I keep getting some freaking clothes. It was impressive. I keep getting so close, this is frustrating. I'm going to turn the air conditioning on. Okay, and the last thing is opening the bomb bay doors over here. Welcome back, program. Thank you. You're welcome. You're going down. Split. Oh, okay. Split. Oh, too much. Dammit. Flynn is done. Flynn's out of the way. Get some gym shots going. Give me my ball back, maybe? Yeah? Okay. Pinball! Pinball Joe, what's up, buddy? Dude, I almost got portal the first game I stepped up. I almost got portal. So pissed I didn't. Get next gen. Whoa, backhand corner? Okay. Not a thing, but... Get! Oh my god, you're pissing me off. Okay, this is all ball three. Are you ready for this? Y'all ready for this? This is what happened game one. All ball three. Aw, frickin'... There we go. That was beautiful. Go! Okay, let's also get light cycle. Nope. Screw that, fall in. Alright. We're good. Whew! And Zeus fast scoring. We're climbing that hill again, kids. Get rid of this crap. I hear somebody What up buddy Good to see you man Richard Townsend here man What's that? The Pinternet. The Pinternet. Oh, the Pinternet. The Pinternet. Wow. Wow, no, no, no, no. Wow, wow, wow. Wow. Uh, wow. It was impressive. I was lined up with a guy like that. Yeah, it was. Is that me? That's you. Thank you, brother. What are you drinking? A peach cup? No, it's my food. Really? Yeah. My roommate was frying chicken. I shower, though. I don't know why I'm standing. Richie, the model. Yeah, there better be quotes around that. The model. Yeah. You were richy. Yeah man, I got cool. Yo, check this shit out though, dog. Radical is radical. Look how cool this is. Oh wow. And the custom legs. And just everything about this game is beautiful, man. We wax it up and it's ready to go. This is good. Uh, yeah. You said you got a bounce in? Uh, in like 45 minutes. Okay, well, let's dive right into it. After you say all right. Is that a beer or like a lifting iced tea? It's a beer. You can try it. Um, okay. That's funny. What are you guys doing tonight? Work. Oh, yeah. You got a pinball machine there yet? I wish. I wish. Oh. This isn't set to dead flip standards quite yet. No, I see that. There are ball saves and extra balls. There you go. Whoop. So what have you been showing people on this? So the first game I stepped up, I almost got the wizard mode portal. Oh, nice. but I've just been you know just explain what you feel like explaining I'm just trying to show them how you execute the different modes because just lighting them will get you to see a simulation but completing them is how you get to it I did see someone the other day almost get to see a simulation with 153 million yeah I think I got to see a simulation and I it gave me, like by the time it was done counting everything up, it gave me like 97 million, and then it went shot, and then out the um, anything. So just for free assimilation, you get almost 100 million, right? You get, uh, it's 1 million, 2 million, 3 million, 4 million, like it depends on what you have going for you. Okay, nailed it. Nailed it. Get up there. Get up there. Oh, really? Richie. Richie the Cooler. There you go, buddy. Oh, Owl, you finally got your pinball stream up and going. That's awesome, dude. I need two more shots, I think. Ah, you got fast scoring going, kid. So a cool thing that I discovered with this game is when you go into C simulation and it's counting up all the modes that you completed, if you have double scoring on you get double those. And if you drain, really, if you drain while double scoring is going, you get double your bonus. So, if you have like six jump shots, which is six X, all that gets doubled. Really? On the back end, yeah. Did not know that. So, we're going to start this with pretty much any of those zoos. Isn't that the double? No, it's Gordon's over here. Oh, these guys. Oh, that was a stupid shot for no reason. That's Pop Punkers. Oh, there's that. Get up there. There you go, buddy. There you go. Give me, uh... Not money. I don't want money. You see, um... Grant posted his own little... thing? No. About having Colin playing pinball? No, I didn't. Yeah. Brad, uh, Smith. Oh, I want to check that out. Yeah. It's pretty good. Joe Marino. Joe Marino. Joe Marino. All right, Rensler. Oops. Yes. Oh, God, swing pong. Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? Hey, what's going on? Thanks, brother. Oh, my God, I dropped this. And there's that. Yep, we can get gems during this. And our exorcist run. Give me more gems! Alright, we gotta finish our disc here. There's two. We need one more hit to the disc and then get it in. And then our disc will be solid and all we're left with is gem eating the... Oh, I got dropped there. Oh, God. Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, my God, Lash. That kid just missed it. He could have jumped over. Oh, wow. That sucks. Well, I'm really close. You can short punch your multiball, though. Yeah, that's what I'm going for. There we go. So, Twiggy's been having some mega freaking problems today, man. How is that different than normal? Uh, just like people can't even connect to it now. Really? It's just a... I'll just put my core up. Well, I'm gonna have to do Jim and the Holliday. No! Honestly, every game I've played I've done my best on ball three, whereas ball one and two were like a house party. Here's ball three, and I need Jim. Score a shot. How many hits are you going to get? Damn it. I don't know. One. There you go. All right, let's see. Clue, Zeus, Cora. Two shots for Cora. I can't make those shots though. Damn it! Oh! Oh, I tried that. One more? Oh, no shit. Give me a light cycle, baby. Oh, more time? Hell yeah! Oh, more time? Hell yeah! Trying to sneak some gems in there. Oh my god. Wanna try to plunge into Jim? Cause I'm about 50-50 with being able to do that to be honest. But now, I can plunge Reno all day. Almost. Alright, let's play this here for a little bit so I don't screw myself. I may have just run my own platform here trying to cheat a little bit there you go okay we got time we got time we got time there it is so now just and Light Cycle is the only thing we don't have. And we're about to try out Light Cycle right now. I just got a... how many disc pists was that? That was insane. Alright, um... wait. Oh, I can't do Light Cycle to his feet right. Oh yeah. Shit. Alright, see simulation. There you go. Oh, I forgot, I keep forgetting to do my doublers, man. Cora did. Where was that a minute ago? So, they'll take me all the way up to Cora, I'm gonna have to work on disc, and then I'm gonna have to finish... I bought, uh, I bought a chain Zespi of Logan Arcade. of Logan Arcade. I had a bouquet of flowers delivered to the choir today. I got slingshot. Son of a... Donate to kids. Why do we keep getting this close and then skipping the bed? Donate to kids. Uh... Blow it up, brother. I got a bugger in here. Welcome back, program. Welcome back. Here's what I'm going to say to you. Don't focus on points. Just try to get C important. Work on finishing modes. Yeah, I usually just go to... Try to start with Quora and Lightsack Ripper. Quora. Nice. Go to Quora. Right away. Take it. Oh, yeah. Backhanded it. Well yeah, that's the thing. I didn't know that was a thing. It's definitely not. Although that has happened a couple times on this machine. How did I just get jibbed like that? You like, rip the thing off of the U-turn? Yeah. That was great. You're like never gonna keep going. Yeah, apparently. Keep it rolling. Damn it! Damn it! Nice! Nice crowns fast! Oh come on! Ah! That was impressive. It was impressive man. It was impressive man. Oh I hit the gem! Turn. Whoa! What? That was a lightning bolt. Okay. That's how you finish a clue. Jack, when is your custom callout triggered? Wait, what? For Iron Man? I have a custom call out on the Iron Man that's at a bar here locally. It's still on there? He didn't take it off. You're not authorized to pick the game, Dave. Yeah, it's at a bar called Locked Up? No. Under, it was Underground Lounge? Yeah. Um, yeah. Question that you probably already answered. For multiball, where do you get out of ball? Did you get off Recognizer before I saw? So, here's the deal. Bicycle, there is a ball. Okay. Cora, you have to keep hitting the gate, Recognizer gate, and it'll give you... So you have to hit it three times, it'll throw a ball into play. Interesting. Then you hit it three more times, it'll throw another ball into play. And then the gate will come down, and then you do you. Oh, cool. Do me. But your jackpots during Korra are gem shots. Are gem shots. Yeah. And they're a pain in the ass. Especially during the multiball. Oh, my second flip. This is going to be quite a ride. Quite a ride. Oh, that thing just evened right out. Well, now you get to cleanse the multiball. Yep. Oh, that thing is evened right out. Well, now you get to cleanse a multiball. Give me corks. Great on that. Oh, stop. All right, what am I shooting at? Mom? Yeah, backhanded four of two. Yeah, why is that turning into a thing? Oh, look out! What am I getting to make that happen? Is that a post or something? Oh, come on. No death saves, I don't want to get... Not recommended to backhand for us. It's like...actually I can't even explain how this happened. No, I don't know. I'll keep an eye out. There you go. Oh, I don't know what the hell happened there. What's going on guys? Put it in there buddy. I'm going for Cora, I probably shouldn't hold it. You got this. No, light cycle and then light cycle for Cora. There you go. So use this next ball or two to hit Cora once and then put it in the hole and you'll have both multi balls. Keep your head together. Come on. Chidri Warrior my man! We're playing with John today. Well that didn't quite work out. And I'm not drinking alcohol. Oh, I'm gonna... I'm eating a jacket. There we go! Alright, just let you... Oh, God, you didn't... You watched it play hopscotch. Yeah. That's all good, man. There you go, there you go. Cherry Warrior! The greatest Hearthstone player in Hearthstone! Also, he's British. Or European. Or... What, what... Terry, if you're in the chat, what actually would you call yourself? Good luck today. What happens today, DT? Are you talking about Richie going to work here shortly? Or the modeling gig you just did? Modeling gig. Or the... You brought me a highlight. That was great. Yeah, that was good. Boom. Stop giving me cash. I do not want this. I need... Oh my god. Just cueras. No, pinballing. Oh, right on. Thank you. I always need luck for the pinballing. And I need to stop hitting the... You, target. Nice. There we go. Do a little bunny hop there. So... Okay. Calm down, you dude. Whoo! Um... So we got Zeus running, and I want to nail that Flynn also. There we go. Is that Flynn? No, that's not Flynn. Shit. Is that Flynn? Look at that. Shit! Get in the freaking... Oh my god. Get in there! Oh my god, it's wasting my time! Collect it? Shit! Cherry is Polish. Right on, good to know. I know he lives in Nottingham, Robert Englunds currently. And that his age is a year off on his About Me. And he really likes turning his camera so that we can look at games while he's, uh, talking bitches or something. I've known these guys. His favorite color is blood. Great color. Great color. His favorite band is Jamiroquai, if I'm not mistaken. I think you can say Blood Brothers. Oh, God. Yeah, wait, the Blood Brothers. Yeah, there's a band I haven't heard of in a while. I tried playing that at a party like two or three years ago at your house, and everyone's like, turn this the hell off right now. That's not going to go good. I must not have said that. Son of a... Liz. Tyler. What's not? 20 years ago. Blood color inside the body or out? Yeah, I think it's more of a blood blue than a blood red. No, actually, I think it's a blood red. And then, it's your lucky day. How old is your restaurant? That's when it turns brown. Are we talking blood brown? Okay, folks, there's a shot I'm trying to hit that I'm absolutely not hitting. I get the same insults from playing Death Grips. Yeah, buddy! Yep, sounds about right. Hit the... Oh my god, hit the fridge and shove! As a drummer I love and respect that hill, but I can't hit me up with it. I'm getting a lot of bling shorts off of that frickin' left sneak shot, man. Making all the noises! Get in there, man. Get in there! Jump! Jump! No! You were supposed to love each other forever. You're stuck in the same damn pinball machine together. Why wouldn't you love each other? Oh my god. You hit the gate. I did? Alright, I'm getting that back. I'm getting that back. Oh god, stop. Yes. Yes. Oh. Nice. Here comes that Snoopy jackpot, baby. 5 and a half milli. You're welcome. And then I throw it away. Steel shot. What the hell is that? This is the strangest airball. Alright, I just want my freaking jump shots dude. This is pissing me off. Okay, top it, and push it! And in! No! Wow, that slap save though. Uh, it sort of blew my mind, I didn't think that was coming back. Is there a term for that? Unfollow the leader? I'm coming. Oh, my God, dude. Yo, there's a ball one. Wow, that was good. I'm sweating. Well, thanks to Cherry for hosting. I hope you guys like pinball. I love you. Dinosaurs. Here's a question. How do you start playing? Because I really don't know. It just kind of happens. Here's what's going to happen. The only way I know to properly do it is if you go through this little... That starts playing. That starts playing. Yeah. And then how do you finish him? So what happens is there's a roving red arrow. You've got to hit the red arrow. Gotcha. Interesting. You'll do it, buddy. I feel like I've done it every game I've played, but I've never... So get the left brain. Okay. Before he moves. Not like that. I think he's gone. He's already gone. He's already gone. He's already, he's on the right ramp now. Hold on, watch this. Now he's in the right loop. Now he's going to bounce back to the right ramp. After a second, hold on, he's going to move. Now he's going to go to Jen. There he is. Now he's going to go to Cora. And then he's going to go to the left. Gotcha. That's whenever it's Dallas. I see now. I think I just missed it. Well thank you for that little tutorial. You're welcome. And there's the tutorial. Whip and pop it. No, stop. Give me the freaking core shot you did. Pissed. Pissed all day. Alright. Yes! Yes! Oh, clock's freaking work dude. Train, I don't need this car. Touch it! Touch it! Oh, damn it. What are you going for? I'm trying to sneakily hit the gym target. Oh nice, looks like a play. Did I get it? I sure did! Fight cycle in, Cora. So now, um, time to just explode this game. You got a point! Well you sniffed my finger. Shit, I had a wet city right now. Okay, we are down to two ball play. Oh my gosh. Reception dying. I'm sorry pinball Jim. Alright, let's get a little stage going here. Where are you? Oh god, that's scary. First First I gotta step right. F my life. If only you could have just backhanded it, of course. Exactly. If only you could have made a shot that's pretty much impossible, but we've been making all night. So we need gem. We need gem. Why is that still open? I need gem. Gem is not easy. Here's what we're gonna do. We're going to do the sneaky gems. And it's ricocheting off the tron here, hopefully. It's usually in the end, right? Uh... Don't you dare. Well that was the tip of the... Slipper! Oh, okay. It's stupid tough, man. Why do we keep hitting the top of that? Oh, I thought that was it. I thought that was it. That was too early. Alright, change of plans. Change of plans. Drain. Well, I guess I plunged an extra ball. Yeah, but if you hit that O-Dub, you would have started a double storm. You were doing it. I just wanted that shot. One more time. So where is the Gem Target? Derek! I also love this table. So the Gem Target, actually, it's this rollover here, this little wire. So that's why he's saying if you plunge just right, you can touch it. Nice. Gem Shroud is the worst. It is, man. This table's got me sweating my ding dong. Nice. Oh, no. No! Give it back. Okay. All right. Thanks for nothing. No one likes you. Extra balls. We normally don't have these on, but we haven't had time to change the settings on this yet. Alright, we need a gem shot. And I know that you can get gems during, uh, disc? So I might try to start disc so that I have a failsafe. Oh god, I almost snuck one in there. How many discs do I need here? Alright, hold on. Where's the menu? Come on. Two for Gem. One for Zeus. Five for Korra. Seven more shots? Wow. How many Korra shots did I need? Did you see? Well, the interesting thing about discs is that if you hit it just right, it'll give you two shots. So seven actually only becomes three because it lives in there for a while. Oh, clean. Jim! So like what do I need One more disc Two more One more Alright so now we can use this multiball to try to get our There's again! Freaking nailed it. I need one more. There it is! Wow! Bababoo! We just gotta hit her again and we're done with her. I think this is the one. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Restart. Yes! Freaking ready for speed simulation. Korra is not Spilod Zone, I don't like that. I can't do anything with Toray in this multivolts. I'm getting rid of this. Why don't you start with Steve? So, I'm going to right now. See you simulate, kids. Here it comes. I'm going to get about $4 million up to $10 million. No, $1, $3, $6, $7, $8, $10 million. Oh. Oh. Shoot the shit, shoot the shit out of the fight. Come on, come on, come on. Nope. Every freaking time. All right, that's good. That's good. This is only ball three. No, this is ball three. I think it's ball three. Yeah. Oh, it is. So I'm going to... Well, it's good that the only things I have left to do are the multi-balls. So what happens when you drain on the CSU? So I have to start Cora, and I have to start Lightcycle, and I have to complete that. Just like normal. So your shot at CS simulation is done, and you just have to go and do it on your own. Yep. Gotcha. What the hell was that? I got a win. You've been close! Ah, plunge it, no EVs. I pretty much plunged that. That was pretty much a plunge. Oh, you brought more than one? Yeah, I forgot to smoke that. You're so funny, it's almost like... You just brought me a beer? Yeah, I thought you only brought me one beer. No, no, no, no, no. Woo! The internet. I'm sweating. Sweating my ding-dong off here. I'm going to donate to kids and play a score like nighttime. I'm a heads up to anyone watching, especially from Cherry Street. We stream Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central, for about a couple hours on a different machine every week. And if you're near Chicago, come on by. and battle us. Or you might see us out at a bar trying to avoid confrontations and playing pinball. Pretty good. You're playing this machine this week. I need to practice on it. Why? I'll be playing at Logan Arcade on Monday. Who do you play? Logan Arcade. Very fitting name for a game. We'll be playing them on Monday. Did you crack open your game? Yeah. Is that what it is? Yeah. Okay. I'll try that. No, he's back up. Sorry. I keep sniffing all around the portal, but I never put it in. Oh, you got this. Hey, U-Target is such a pain in the neck. That's why we call all targets like that U-Targets, because of this game. I did not know that. Okay. Good, uh, good Betflip history. Betflip history. I like it. This is also the game that we developed the stream for, but Gavin took it away before we could stream on it. Is this the same exact same stream? Yep. It made its way to a couple of different bars, and now it's back. I'm trying not to sneeze. Oh god. Bless you. Alright, woo! Yeah, we're back. It plays a lot better than it did when you guys had it. I heard Richie bought body armor for the playoffs. Oh, gosh. I do need them. I'm very thrilled. I've broken a lot of limbs. Many, many limbs. A buddy of mine broke my arm and my wrist just by picking me up. Yeah, Richie is Mr. Glasses in here. Yeah, pretty much. So I will be wearing body armor this fall. Why? Why do you keep doing the tip crack? Everyone's fine. Everyone's fine. No one got punched in the face terribly hard. I love pinball, and that's all that matters. Play pinball. I was finally getting core earlier, and now I'm missing. There you go. You're a gemmy. I almost bounced into the frickin' lights. Mwah. Send him a post-pass. Yeah. Where'd you go like that? Where'd you go like that? Find the books. No one threw any... No one threw anything. Nothing happened. I love you guys. I love the internet. One more time. Yeah, he posts her into Hearthstone plays. Cherry Warrior there, the guy that hosts this game. He goes into great detail as to why he used white-washed cards. And honestly, he got me back into Hearthstone. He's the she-is. It was impressive. Oh, Uncle Tommy. No! Oh, son of a... What the hell am I doing? What the hell am I doing? What the hell am I doing? Paul thing? Triple punch! Gotta get it before the game does. I did start to wonder the other day, how many fights have actually broken out because of the P.I. Like, are there tough pinball teams out there? Yeah, the C.F.F., that was their thing, man. with fighting people. Psychic Vampire! Thanks for the follow! And also, guys, by the way, it's, like, so loud in here, I'm sorry if I missed your follow. It, like, makes a noise. Actually, did it make a noise? I didn't hear it. I didn't hear a noise either. Thanks for the follow, Psychic Vampire! Psychic Vampire! Yeah, it should have made a... I'm gonna have Richie play an expo... expo... expo... expo... expo... exposition game while I figure out why my thing isn't making noise. So you guys can mark your place. You've got a pinball. With a V. Get U-target. Exposition, Exposito. Mine's the one that has more beer in it. Yeah! I've seen one of these before. You did! I mean, it's not just this guy. I work as driver in a school car. Oh my god. Are you still doing Lyft? Uh, I mean, not exactly. No, I mean, but you are. Yes. Um, yeah, Richie here is also a Lyft driver. Similar to Uber, if you're familiar with... I'm an Uber driver. Oh, hey, you're double-diffin'. I double-diff. Gross, dude. Yo, dawg, you double-diffin'? Just a lack of that. Triple jig into the jet shot. This screen has custom music for this mode. Well, for a couple modes actually. Scott Denisey put his own Daft Punk theme together. Alright, I'd like to relight the... I'll take a relight for a thousand. Four. That's fine, get out of here, I don't like you anymore. Yes, that. Yes, that. Jim is running. But I did... Crap, I didn't do this. Alright, that's fine. Queer. Flashbang. We got everything flashed. So that means we're going to have a very long and terrible CO simulation. If we get that for a I cannot find that shot from a cradle if you paid me. Good ball. Oh, the leg. Oh, the leg. All right, Richie. Do this. I got to check one thing. Alright, so while Jack is busy, I'm going to play a game. Yeah, it's not working. Ooh! What's up guys? It's going to be a really quick game. No, don't play quick. Play slow. It's not working! He wrecked her off. Well, I don't know what the hell is going on. No! No! I'm just gonna try to do it. None of this crap is working. I have no idea what's going on. Danny, who's it? Ballsave. No? Ballsave? No? Yeah. Yep. Otherwise, you'd be done. So, let's look at content. Everything follows. I'm gonna go ahead and do this. So, let's see, content, something, follow, sound. Sounded. I don't know. Do another now? Huh? Throw me in. I can't give you crap for work, so we're going to keep on playing pinball. All right. I'll just keep an eye out for you guys. The call-outs aren't working. Yeah, I did not hear anything at all. It should be making an old, very annoying, electromechanical pinball noise. It is not. One more hit to the wall, man. Already? Yeah, it bounced around on that one. Keep going for it. Yeah, you should. The great thing about disc is it's not a terribly hard muscle to get, and you can work on pretty much every other mode except for Chora and Light Cycle with it. Oh really? Yeah. And it's safe because it has that relight so you can play like a jerk for a while. And then you light it back up. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Target, why are you so ribbitly late? There you go, there you go. Nicely done. Excuse me, I want to put it in the arcade. All right. I'll give you a little, I'll wait till you're done. Hold that for a second. Whenever you make a shot and then make another shot right after it, it gives you like a combo. Oh, okay. It'll say like when you hear, ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom, like that's you making a shot right after another shot. So if you can look up or something, so let's say you hit the ramp and it came down and then you shot Cora and then you shot that ramp, it would go no noise, then it would go ba-boom, and then you hit that and it would go ba-boom. So if you're ever getting those combos, what you want to do is try to put it in here once that's fed to this flipper, because you'll get like two, three million just from collecting those kind of loads. So you have to get into the scoop in order to collect? Yes. Answer's coming. Huge payout. Huge payout from this. Try to get onto the scoop. There you go. I didn't expect it to happen. I didn't expect it to happen. I don't need that anymore. I don't leave that anyway. Oh, man. Yeah, light cycle is only an accompaniment. Yeah. Because it really doesn't do that. No, it doesn't. And you can't get out of all that. No. Boom. Boop the scoop. Boop the scoop. Nothing is necessary. Boop the scoop. Oh, man. Come on. Oh, man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh that worked. Double scoring already? Crap, I screwed up. I do not need this right now. Keep that mega. Keep that mega. Keep your mega. Keep your mega. Is that like Karate Kid? I'm gonna go with the fighting. No! The cream kicked over so well. The cream kicked over so well on the pinball. And now we know. Cream kickin' your head up. I like you. One more. A lot more. One hit to this my friend. No, I know. There you go. Oh, it hit the button in the gym. I didn't see that. Wow. You're not looking so good. No, not at all. Alright, there's one. Well, okay, hold. Get a hold of that, man. You have a relight here. Just hit it again? Yep. Oh. Close back. There you go. Alright. Keep your spinners lit. Um... No! Hold that. Okay. I don't really have much going on here. You're fine, you're fine. Um, cleans our kids with, you can work out Korra. Almost backhanded here again. I'm trying to get that. Backhanding and not making up the ramp on the left is almost just as important. So you made the combo shot, but then you tried doing like a backhand into something. Yeah, because that would have given you like I think maybe a mil and a half and whatever it was. I'll see if I can demonstrate. I don't like that though. Yeah, girl. One. I have one. Oh, come on. All right, I'm getting zero combos. One hit. Play up as well, and then I gotta head out. The Eggman! What's up buddy? What builds up the end of the line value? That is all combos. Every time you combo ramps, it starts tacking it on. Building up the points. Point is renewed. I don't know what the diff pad is called already. It's an attack from Mars dude, but you're still beating the crap out of that. You're about to have multiple here in a second. One more hit. I don't know how the hell you did that. I've never... I barely ever get one like... Truly thanks for coming buddy, I'll get four and I'll go for you. You know what it was? You like sat in front of the Octo for a second and gave you like seven hits. Yeah. Oh! Alright, keep getting into this man. You're just trying to complete that life and that point, get in the deal. And he's gone. Stand up, dude. No. That's coming back. That's coming back. There we go. All right. Three hits for the wall, and then get it back inside the deck. There's not a gem on there. It should be a portal pinball table. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, dude. Portal the game would make an awesome pinball table. Just nothing on the play field but holes. You never know where the ball is coming from either. Just like an arch hole here, bring the ball up here. That would be pretty dope. How many caps? No one likes money. Except for me. Oh my god. Done. Oh my god, I couldn't even get a hold of that. That was a bad game. You out of here, brother? I gotta head out. Alright, Richie. 6.13? Yep. Later, Pinch or Matt? I will be back tomorrow for about an hour. Oh, yeah? Before work. I'll just stop this. That's cool. Hey, that's fun. Yeah. Hang out for an hour before work. Yeah, why not? I'm hungry, man. Alright, have fun. Alright, I did bring food, but it's my dinner. Oh, you don't ever bring food here again. So there's Flynn. Alright, we're going to try our portal skills here again, folks. There's a Korra and a gem. Clue. Alright, we're climbing here, folks. We're completing a little bit of everything. And then she hits a bad-ass ball one. It's okay. Okay. Alright. I'm not going to lie folks, I cannot find that freaking quarter shot. At all. At all. At all. Look at that. Missed, what, 99% of their shots? And keeps giving me freaking points instead of hit advances for those? So Clue should be starting soon. Oh, we're on Clue. Here we go. Hands for the disc shots. Oh gosh. Okay, here we go. Keep it together. One shot for the disc. It's all good. This ball has a relight. And I'm gonna need it. Oh, get in there! Oh my god, you fuck. I'm going to do this. Just getting a little upset over some pinball here. Have a good one, buddy. There's life cycle. We'll use life cycle to work towards Jim here. And if we can get enough coordinates, too, that'd be great. Come back. Nothing? Okay. Okay. Bartius. Bartius? Bartius. Bartius. There's only one way to say that, it's Bardius. Thank you, Bardius. You throw my guy. Get... Is that ball two or ball three? My man. Got an idea. Alright, we're gonna get our... Okay. Get in, Frenzark. Tron is just fast, like Iron Man. That's sort of why it's cruel. If you have any sort of back-and-forth motion with that ball, it's pretty much gone. That's why you want to keep it under the swing shots as much as possible, because this back and forth, these outlings are pretty hungry. Pretty hungry. There you go. Get up there. Get up there. Nice. Nice. Hell yeah. Somebody start hooking me up. Get up there. Get up. Nice. Freaking gym going. Hell yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was bad. We made some progress though. We made some progress. There's Flynn. Nice. Jimmy, oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay. Why can I not find Cora? The shot is... Shouldn't be that elusive for me. I also missed the arcade pretty badly. Thank you. Okay. Wipe it off. Bring the Zeus fast score. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Screw anything you heard. Screw things off. And screw the stage. I thought this had a ball sleeve. Why didn't it give it to me? Just spending time in the arcade actually take away time from the... So there's a way to ricochet off of the Tron touch targets here into Gem over there. Sort of like that, I almost did it. It can be a little dangerous though. Nice. Okay. Tron Legacy complete combo list Caster left ramp to left orbit Yeah baby Wait what the hell is that Multiball! Gem? Nope. No gem. Gem gem gem? Nope. Gem? Gem? Gem? One two by jump shot please. Alright, caught that wrong. Just left it. All good, all good, all good. We got the relight. Postpass? Uh, did that wrong. Postpass? Incorrect. Gem or something, man. We don't need that recognition. I don't need that recognition. Clue helps, though. False hit? That was a terrible game, folks. Terrible game. Okay. We're going for portal right now. No more points. No one gives a crap. Soft plunge into Flynn's Arcade. Give me something not points. Sad. A mil point four for that, by the way. Light cycle's lit. Use light cycle to get Cora. And... And... Damn it. It's all good. It's all good. Alright. Close. No dice. There's that back and forth I was talking about that you do not want. Nice. Nice. And dive in. Boop. Bubba. Boop. Oh, God. I will rip that U-target out of there and wear it like a necklace. In a friendly way. In a friendly way, yeah. It keeps chipping in points. I can't believe this, man. Frustrating. Korra's ready. Korra is money. Korra is love. Korra is life. All hail Korra. All right. Get in there. So during core multiball your jackpot is the gem shot, which is this tight little shot back behind the rim there. History. History. History. Jeff Bridges. Ah, I thought I had that one. Deflect. And drain. We need some gem shots from something here, folks. We need gem and disc. And thankfully we can get gem shots from discs. Or we can just shoot right for it. That would be cool. So we need one... Oh god, I knew that was coming. Alright. One more shot to disc. We'll start the multiball, and then we'll use that to shoot Jem, and then we'll go into the SEA simulation. First we'll miss that on purpose, and then miss that on purpose, and then miss And then miss that on purpose. Hit that on accident. Get the skill shot. I thought that was one shot away, I guess I was wrong. Now we need to rock some gem shots. No more, no more kinetic energy. Also, the multiball has a relay, so we're allowed to play stupid for a little bit. Just restart. That was my chance to hit Jim, and I missed it. There it is. We're ready for sea simulation, folks. If I can hang on to this wall, I mean. Oh my God. The sadness. The sadness. Oh my God. The sadness. All right. So, anyway, this is what my approach is when I play this game. For those of you just tuning in. Instead of plunging all the way around, I soft plunge into this Flynn's Arcade. You have to give it a little bop. That's the most points you'll get for a skill shot. Plus, it gives you progression towards one of your modes. Sometimes, it's to give me a lot of points, which doesn't do anything for me. Then I like to go right into, like, Korra or Light Cycle Multiball to start working on the rest of your modes. all you have to do is start all these modes and then get the ball back into the arcade to start seeing simulation. It's like a mini wizard mode. Then if you... Jason Worsrick! What's up, buddy? Then if you can actually complete all these modes, you go into the full-on wizard mode, which is called Portal, which I have only experienced once, but have come really close to doing about four times tonight. Talk about bugs. Right there. Don't give me points. I'm in. Oh, head break. Oh, no. Trying to hit Korra on the... What? Uh, yeah, I just move the game a lot. Hopefully you can still see it. Okay, here we go. I want Korra. I'm really bad at that shot. Like, really bad. Korra on the fly. Korra on the fly. Also, this is what happened there was I was anticipating the slingshot to fire and it did not. We called that slingshot because it must have shorted out. Hell yeah, jump shot. Whew. That was impressive. Oh, my God. There we go. What do you got? Eh. That lights the multiball, I guess. I'm getting my hands on the ball. So the disc is freaking out right now. That means one shot to the disc will start my multiball. So now I get the super jackpot if I can hit the disc. Just like that. Woo! Get in there. Oh, my God. Second super, don't mind if I do. Never mind. Shouldn't have shot up that. Really, you're not going to go into the flight cycle? Oh my gosh. Now this is what I can do. Get. One. Two. Ah! Wait, when the hell did I get score up? All right, Jen is lit. We are ready for sea simulation, kids. Jen is finished. Excellent. Alright, we're going to have to start cradling up here. Maybe not anymore, they only have two balls. What are you doing? Go in. Water polo. What's up, dude? Cease the wheelie. Is there a Death Punk mode in Tron? There is on the LE. This is only the pro model. Watch it Oh my god I can't make any of these Frickin' shots Yes, that one That one There, clue is done, now we need Zeus. So hit the Zeus targets. There's you, obviously, because you can't miss it. Shit! Oh yeah, Death Punk multiball, that's right. That was the simulation, and I was two finished modes away from Portal. Let's try that again. Welcome back, program. Thanks, program. Oh, I made that shot. Where is Cora? Right there. Nope, that's the U target. One more time. Yeah, right. Cute little gem shot. Trick gem shot. Another gem shot. Into a... Ah, stop giving me points. So the light cycle's ready. There it is. That's awesome, Dust Bacon, to do that. Try to stream that on like a Meerkat or something. The son of Jamaica. Son of Jamaica. Yeah, we have Jack the Punk now. That's what he was trying to say. Mom. Yeah, baby. What do you got? What do you got? What do you got? That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's the business right there, kids. Whoever stops you from needing to hit jet... Really? You're going to tilt on me? All this pinball is making me want to play pinball. That's the point. All right, man. Yeah. Wait. Police force? Here's the trick to police force, man. Play it all day. On ball three, all you have to do is hit the right ramp twice. You get highest score. Not a high score. Highest score. Two right ramp shots. Highest. Visual frontier. Oh, I had that. Well, Jaded would be happy to know that we have not tilted. Because he is currently like a doctor or something. Cute little jump shot. See ya, Skitterdodge. Thanks for coming, buddy. That's Flynn. Ah, it didn't count because it didn't touch the freaking spinner. Oh my god Corey is just not being my friend today Thank you. There we go. Whew. It's getting hot in here, kids. I don't know if you can see me glistening. I'm sweating my butt off right now. Is it bad sores from sitting on pushups? Bad sores from sitting on pushups? Twitch sword. And there we go. This is done, folks. This is done. Yes. That's all I wanted. Out of that whole damn thing is this dark freaking gem. We're good, we're good, we're good. And the gem is now solidified. We need some clue now. Current touchy, the end of the nightclub. What the hell just happened? Uh, yes, Jason, this is Gavin's time, and that's also Gavin's radical back there. Gavin's radical. Also Gavin's radical. But Gavin's radical. Sorry, Uncle Kermie. It's all about that customer music, baby. Hell yeah, Cora. Man, why do I keep missing that shot? In time? In time? Was that done in time? Okay, so here's what we're going to do. I'm going to get the out of ball, drain, and then try to short plunge it. But in fact, I did not plunge a single ball. Nice. Nice. A little ricochet there. Nice. Keep it going. Keep it rolling. So Cora is solid. We need this ball to go into the arcade. Alright, see simulation. And I missed. And I almost drained. And I almost drained again. And I missed. Second. That didn't work. That also didn't work. There we go. If you have a program called Pinball Browser, you can mess with a lot of the new returns code. It does void your warranty, though. Just a heads up. Oh, come on, dude. Did I have another ball, or was that trash? Oh, okay. Okay. Shake it up. Shake it up. Time to do this crap. Yeah, Dust Bacons, even if you don't have a pinball machine, and you just want to mess around with changing the animations, or the call-outs, or the music, or just basic sounds, or any of that stuff on any of your favorite Stern games. I mean, I don't know if this is legal or not, but you just download the ROM code, open it up a pinball browser, and mess around with it. But like I said, it does void your warranty on your machine. That's what I wanted Three gen shots Nice Nice. God, where is this freaking gun? I could play this thing for years and never find that shot. 850? Pretty good. Ah, I almost had it. There's another two-hit. Thought I had that. I did not. Nice. I don't think that counted, though. It went too fast. Ricochet gem shot, baby. That's what it's all about. Ah, Josh Bacon's. I almost got portal on the very first game today. I'm so pissed I missed my last shot. Oh, get in there. Oh, my God. Come here. The Revolution. The Revolution. Keep the shots, please. First off, First off. Couldn't do it. We'll get the relays here. So the reason you shoot like a madman is, you can work on your other modes during this multiball. This multiball is not terribly hard to get back into. There it is. There it is. Sling shorted again, man. I keep expecting that to fire, and it's not. And it sort of throws your game off a little bit. Give me a quarter. Gem works too. There it is. There it is. Oh, my God. All right, folks. I have one more game in me, and then I've got to go ride my motorcycle. It's... You know what? Hold on. Adding two players like a noob. Like a freaking noob. This is my first time playing pinball. here we go portal renown