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We need renters because we got guys that are willing to put up their own machines, deliver them to your home, and let you play their machines for over a month. I'm going to interject here, guys. We are New York, Michigan, Chicago, Detroit, San Diego. San Francisco. San Francisco, Atlanta, Sacramento. I think there's a couple in Oregon. There's a bunch in Milwaukee. Minnesota. Minneapolis. If I missed anybody, I'm sorry, but go there. Check out the map. It's starting to light up, and we need people to rent these machines. Yeah. We are looking for more people to step up their game and rent these games. And they're not bad games. No. These are ridiculous. There's a GNR. They go from World Tour Poker to GNR. 24, which is fun. Yeah. But then we also have all the new stuff, all the new stuff. We have GNR, Jurassic Park. I saw Turtles. I saw Led Zeppelin. I saw what else was up there, man? You name it, Deadpool. Deadpool up there. Some of these guys are putting 10, 12 games up, and they are always amazing games. So enough Win Schilling, but not really. Go on pinswap.com. Check it out. Pinswaprentals.com. Check it out and rent today. Are those boner biceps in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me? Oh, wait. What I mean by that, of course, is This is the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Brought to you by Kessler's, Nick Waite's, Blockhole's, and Boney Biceps. Hey everybody, welcome! Episode 89, I have been looking forward to this for about a month now. Too long! Welcome to the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode 89. Notice something guys? The sloppiest show on the internet. I am upright, I'm not in my bed. drew had covid for those of you who don't know we were wondering where'd the guys go well one of the guys was almost dead and the other guy you know just upgrading all of our shit and sorry about last week we tried but everything broke my wife was so disappointed about last week she wanted me to let everyone know first of all she wanted to say ian you're a dickhead yeah thank you but secondarily she wanted to say you know she's like i put on makeup i put on a bra i was ready to go and she looked hot as hell and Ian just screwed the pooch. But it's okay. I screwed the pooch? We're just giving you shit. I didn't screw shit. I just want to let everyone know that the laptop, we retired it. We're giving it to Drew so he can fuck with it. But Drew's already opening it up and he's like, why is nothing working? That's what I've been dealing with for the last year. I logged into Twitch on this piece of shit computer in front of me, and it froze. I was like, what the hell? We were streaming through that fucking thing, which is amazing. So upgraded everything. Oh, man. It's already 1,000 times better. The picture looks great. We're going to take some pictures of Ian's new setup here. I'm calling it Ian's setup. He put a lot of work into this. I love this man so much. But we're going to put some pictures up of our new setup on our page because it's so beautiful. It looks great. We are professional. we are ready to go. I am pumped. You guys could probably hear my voice. So excited. It has been a long month, but real quick on a serious note, as I often do just once or twice during the show, when I did have COVID and I almost died, I want to give a special shout out to two people. One of those people being Tim Lee, my arch nemesis. That guy called or texted me literally every single day to make sure I was okay. And that means the world to me. Thank you so much, Tim Lee, from the bottom of my heart. No jokes about it. I appreciate it. And then secondarily, Mike Williams also checked in on me occasionally when I was dying in bed. So those two guys, I know some of the other guys sent me some well wishes and stuff, but I just really wanted to get it out for those two guys because they have become amazing friends of mine. Doc was worried about you too. Doc checked in on me. Brad Hopkins was worried about you. There were so many well-wishers, and I just wanted to say thank you, and I'm here, and I'm excited. They made me feel bad. You know, they're like, how's Drew? How's Drew doing? What's going on with Drew? I was like, I texted him. I told him if he dies, I want his pinball machine. Yeah, no shit. And then me and your wife were fighting over your pinball machine because she wants to sell his pinball machines when he dies so she can go to Europe. And I just wanted his pinball machine. So we did this whole thing where we fought. Kathleen, what am I doing on my phone? I was looking up all the well wishes for Drew. But at the end of the day, that's what we were doing. We were kind of hoping that, not hoping, but we were planning for his demise so we can move on with our lives quickly. But I'm not quite done yet because. But everyone's like, how's Drew? I'm like, he's not dead yet. The best person throughout all this, on top of Tim Lee. We're going to Ireland, Kathleen. was my beautiful wife who is now in chat hi kathleen i love you so much this woman put up with so much of my shit and then she put up with me literally dying in a bed so i bet him shit yeah and then picking up my shit yes so kathleen there's there are not words that describe how well you can seriously take care of me when the chips are down and i love my wife so much and thank you for everything. The twist is Kathleen actually gave him COVID, so. She's got a little bottle in the kitchen called COVID every time you piss her off. Jesse J., we love Kathleen. Yes, we loved Kathleen a lot. She has threatened to kill me after all this. It's not too late to kill you and tell people it was the COVID. It was the COVID. That's my wife's sense of humor. It's too late now. It's too late now. thank you love thank you thank you so much thanks kathleen for not killing my friend i appreciate it so we have a big show today we have so much to talk about we just missed you guys i don't even know if there's a lot of pinball news you know what else aside from the well wishes because we're done with all that yeah you know everyone just sending messages like we miss you guys we uh we need a show a lot of people quit on us so much oh we got a raid flipping out pinball has raided us thank you guys hey guys welcome um everyone was just reaching out saying like we miss you guys we want the show i told i told my wife that and she goes really people miss you they want to see you and i'm like yes look at this and i'm showing her all these messages these people are like are you guys done are you guys quitting are you guys like and it was so awesome because you guys just wanted to hear the nonsense you get worried though because you know they say you know if if you you know it takes three weeks to get out of a habit and we have formed this habit where we go every monday that's that's true and after the third week i was like oh shit we're gonna have to start over with this every monday shit so hey thanks for the cheer for the cheer guys all right good ball doc thank you so much thank you doc all right so anyway this is the new setup we got a like a little neon glowy theme going yeah the cheers the classy the raids the new followers i hope you guys love it loving it um i think it's pretty cool so let's uh let's get into some crazy shit shall we yes so true yeah let's open the bar let's do it open the bar I don't have the audio yet. Sorry. All that work he did and now open the bar. The bar is open, guys. Drew, what are you drinking? You know what? Funny story. So part of this COVID thing, this is hilarious. Kathleen, you already know this because you started this. My wife suggested to me, she said, why don't we do a sober February? You already have COVID. You're laying in bed. Let's just go sober for the month of February. I said, yeah, that's cool. And then she lasted like a day because I'm a pill. So I get that. and she's been drinking, which is fine. My wife's awesome. But I'm still on sober February. Hey, congratulations. Yeah, the last drink I had was actually on this show, I believe. Oh, nice. What was that, three weeks ago or whatever? Good for you. The last part of January. So anyways, I'm drinking my La Croix. Nothing else, just La Croix. La Croix. La Croix. La Croix. And, you know, I'm enjoying it. I'll get back to some craziness and some drinking, But right now, I'm just enjoying Sober February. And in solidarity, Ian has joined me. Red Bull today. I got to tweet you on something, guys. So Red Bull. There you go. Love it. I'll still get weird. Yeah. I'll still mispronounce everyone's name. Don't worry. Things are still going to stay the same. Yeah, Rachel says she has her mango bubbly. Kathleen got me hooked on that shit. I've been drinking lots of bubbly, blackberry bubbly. So I don't have it here. But anyways, so yeah, that's what I'm drinking. The bar's open, and we're drinking LaCroix and Red Bull, but not together. So. All right. So let's go. Moving on. Okay. So what else are we going to do today? Okay. All right. We're going to talk some news. I got so much. Personal news. Personal pinball news. And we're going to talk regular news. Regular news. Because actually, there's some cool stuff on Twip that was released today. Just wanted to kind of push that a little bit. Yeah. Walk me through that. I didn't read that one today. Oh, yeah. Dude, you're going to have to click on a tabby and go on Twip. Okay. And then we're going to go through, we have a genius segment brought to you by Tim Lee and Mr. Glenn. We have a new tribe member today. I'm excited about this tribe member. We had this tribe member three weeks ago. The poor guy. He's been waiting the entire time. And everything happened, and we're like, sorry, dude. We will get to you. We promise. And we have some pinball porn. We have some good game room porn. Yeah, so you guys keep sending those in. Why don't you explain to them what game room porn is? So game room porn is basically we go over a bunch of your game rooms. You send us pics of your game room, and we just fucking just live there for you. We chat it up, and we talk about what games you have. It's basically just us loving on your game room. We got some good pictures. We got some good stuff. Well, because Drew and I have quite an extensive knowledge of arcade games, so a lot of these rooms have arcade games, and we have a lot of fun talking arcade too. So send in your game room picks over at poormanspinball.gmail.com. Guys, don't worry what your room looks like. We're more interested in what's in the room than the walls. We're not going to say, oh, your drywall mudding job sucks. Nope. Not going to do that because my mudding sucks balls. But, yeah. No, I think we have three game rooms we're going to look at today. We're going to look at Tony Scoots. We're going to look at Billy Y.J.'s. and we're going to look at... I'll remember by the time we get there. Wait, we're going to have a threesome and game room porn? Yeah, we have a bunch of pictures. Oh, love it, love it. Okay, cool. So what else have we got? So we got that. We got the tribe member. Yep, another Glenn and Tim Lee special genius segment. We got all kinds of stuff. Let's get going. All right, let's do it. Okay, so first thing I want to do, poor man's pinball news because... It's all these balls bouncing around. Sorry. I needed that. I haven't heard that in a month. Franchise balls are always bouncing around. So, in the span of about three days now... Listen to this, guys. If you don't think he's a nutcase, you will now believe that he is fucking crazy. Okay. So, I had all my games up for rent, okay? And then I'm like, I want some new games. You know, no one really was biting on them. So what I did was I put Turtles up for sale. Got a couple nibbles. I said, okay, cool. I'm going to put Jurassic Park up for sale too. I'm going to see what's out there. I need some cash so I can get a new game. So within like a day, Jurassic Park, our good buddy, now a friend of the show, Neo Skywalker, for you guys who don't know. He's a friend of the show? Yep. Hi, Neo. He does awesome clear coats. He's our upscale local pinball wizard. Yeah, he's about 30 minutes away, and all he does all day is he touches up playfields, does clear coat. He does amazing work. Look him up on Facebook, Neo Skywalker. Anyways, I got to meet him and his lovely wife. It's awesome. His wife goes with him to pick up all these games. How cool is that? So what did he do? He came to Ida and picked up Jurassic Park? Jurassic Park, yeah. Yeah, because he posted about it to us. That was yours, huh? Yeah. Nice. He contacted me right away. He says, I really want this thing. I said, cool. We made a deal. No worries. I knew of him. I hadn't met him in person. And he came over. Him and his wife were so awesome. And Jurassic Park's gone. Then the very next day, a guy contacted me. Shocker, though, right, guys? He loved Jurassic Park. The amount of shit he was talking about, how great it is. It just feels like any one of us can be replaced by Drew at any moment. Kathleen, can you listen to this? We've got to go to Ireland now. How much will you give me for this guy right here? I'm worth at least. We're starting at 10 bits. 10 bits. I was going to say Deadpool Pro, but you're being a dick. All right, that's fine. 25 bits. Okay. So then. I'm a bitch. So then a guy contacts me from Rockford, Illinois about Turtles. And him and his retired father want to come up here. They route games. And he's like, yeah, I really want Turtles. same thing make a quick deal and so now now i have this issue where i have money in my pocket kathleen cover your ears um i have i have money in my pocket and i need a new game so what i'm trying to do i really want to get a star wars comic premium the one problem with that is they're not running them anymore they're scarce they're running some movie arts in next month or something and i was like i don't want that crap that thing just looks terrible so anyways i got a line on a couple of them i'm talking to a bunch of distributors now trying to find out who has one i'm gonna get a star wars premium put some money in the bank and then i'll relax for a little bit probably a month then i'll get something else so yeah it has just been a wild couple of days games coming and going the snow is flying it's five degrees outside people still want these games it is crazy how fast these games went yeah yeah and uh jeremy tribe member jeremy says open space is the worst yes you are right my room looks bare now i still have four games in there but i just yeah i need i need something else and kathleen says boring as always thanks kathleen i still love you baby anyway all right so so that's my personal news you have anything that's gone on You made a purchase? Jack Rabbit, should we be wearing clothes in our game room? You know, in the pictures for game rooms? No, no. Clothes are optional. We'll put the picture up either way. Makes no difference to me. Yeah, we like some Zachariah pins, so make sure you share with that. Ireland for Ian's 40th. Thank you, Kathleen Mankey. Speaking of which, Neo has a – it was one of the Zachariah soccer games. I played one at Dave's house. It might even be the same game. I think Neil might have bought it. It's really cool, and it's less than two grand. I actually considered it because it's a soccer pin, which I'm not a huge soccer fan, but it's got the upper play field with the goal. It's kind of neat. Cool. Yeah, I did purchase. I have to actually pay them, but I am on the running for Deadpool Pro when they redo those in March. They're rerunning Deadpool Pro in March. So contact Flippin' Up Pinball. and they will get you a good deal on those dead pools. That was on my short list, and then when I found out Ian was getting it, I was like, I'll take it off my short list because Ian's bringing it home. Yeah, we're bringing it home. Octoprofess is still staying, so this will be the first time I have two pretty much modern pins in my collection. Yeah, and we're going to have to do something with Laser War. Yeah, Laser War needs a little bit more tender love and care. GI on the right side of the play field went out still. I just have not had time. And then a post got ripped out of the wood from fucking Glenn Glenn Waechter just with his power strokes. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Gorilla slaps. Gorilla slapped the shit out of my laser war, pulled the post, and it's still sitting there just mocking me on the table. Well, I'll tell you what. I will leave a space open for you if you want to bring it over, and I'll tinker with it. All right. That's fine. All right. I bought the tool set, too, that the Facebook marketplace was selling. They're little. I'm going to go get it. Okay. Wait. I almost fell. You almost fell. Yeah, so maybe I'm getting a laser war. Who knows? We'll see how it goes. What's going on in chat? We got, wow, you guys are active today. I love this. I almost would say let's not do a show every week because this chat is so freaking active. I know, I have no idea. Hey, cheers! Thanks for the bits. Thank you so much. Yeah, we're going to see his game room. So it's either Steve Fabry's game room. Oh, you bought that? Yes! I almost bought those. It's hard to show this to you guys. Yeah, they were advertising these on Facebook. And it's very cool. It's a set of pin pullers. so you have your different molex connectors and different things and because sometimes those things are really a bitch to get in and out so for my molex um yeah that's super cool man i'm excited because i'm gonna have to steal some of these from you yeah because uh yeah all these things there's not a molex i can't what what was it was like 20 bucks too right yeah it was less less than that yeah it was like like ten dollars shipping yeah ten bucks yeah no i uh shipping Anyone who ever rustled with a pin It shipped relatively quick Anyone who ever wrestled with a pin on a pin Nice earrings You can do all kinds You can put those underneath your kilt. New sponsor. Yeah. I'll put this... Dick rings. Ball rings. What happened? These guys aren't even drinking. All right. So anyway. So that was my other purchase. Super cool, man. And ball, baby. Nope. That's... Those things have probably worked really well. because sometimes those pins are ridiculous. Yes, they're a pain in the ass. So we got that going for us. So that was personal news. That's quite a bit, though. We did good the last few weeks. Yeah, you buying games, selling games. You met Neo. Yeah. Is he about as cool as it seems, or is he a weirdo? No. Neo Skywalker, just when you put your name out like that. My wife can attest. She met him. His wife was such a sweetheart. She was loving on my dogs, and he's loving on the cat. you know they're we're having a good time and you ever heard of us yes oh you did okay yeah he has and uh but yeah like i said his his wife goes i was like do you go with him all the time because i know this guy gets lots of games she goes yeah yeah almost all the time i'm like are you kidding me those kind of wives are hard to find she she was very very sweet very awesome and uh he was the real deal he helped me out with my media oh the last thing uh drew sucks at pinball thank you Thank you. Who sucks at pinball? We didn't know that did that. The last little bit of my personal news, that stupid meteor, I'm ready to throw that thing off a roof after I started on fire. Dave Jeff Brenner, oh, Neo is as weird as they come. Coming from Dave. Come on, Dave. Dave, Neo's a nice guy. Dave goes to District 82 and doesn't invite us here. Dave, you're on my shit list, buddy. Thanks, guys. anyways yeah he uh he looked at my meteor he's helped me give me a few tips about troubleshooting some stuff because i just have one lingering thing now a meteor and dave's been helping me with it too so thank you guys but uh yeah i'm ready to just fucking throw that thing off the roof thanks for the 10 bits jack rabbit appreciate it brother thanks jack rabbit so anyways we're good uh yeah dave says you should have him on as a guest he knows more about clear coat than anybody Yeah, this guy, just super knowledgeable. He is, Ian was right, he's a pinball wizard, really nice guy. He's like, yeah, text me anytime. We'll talk pinball. We know too many wizards now, Drew, and I don't have to learn anything. We can just throw shit over to people. That's why I love Dave, because when I ask Dave questions, Dave doesn't just give me the answer. Dave makes me fish in a good way. Yeah, Dave says, look at the picture. What do you see? So, Dave, you're a great teacher, man. I appreciate that about you. All right, so anytime you want to come over, just fix my shit, Dave. I got 12 beers for you, man. Well, I tried getting him to do that. And then suck, suck, suck, suck. Something about hearing buttholes. Oh, thanks, Tony. I love this, how you can hear that when they do the bits. So pretty cool. All right, let's get into some real news. All right, you guys want to talk pinball, baby? Hi, training, go, baby. Guys, thank you so much for all these bits. I love it. Tony Scoots. Everything's paying for itself tonight. Yeah. I think we've got like $2 now. It's all coming together. We can almost buy another set of those pin pullers. Drew, we can share. Let's be economical. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. I think my wife has exited chat. Yeah, don't. That's a record. She stayed way too long. Yeah, she was in for five minutes, and then she's like, that's enough. Okay, so what do you got for news? You've got the news up, buddy. I do got the news up. what do we got we got uh oh we got a new code update for guns and roses new update wizard modes the band members uh did we did we talk about the price increase that happened we did okay all right remember we got all mad at star yeah that's right that's right okay yeah i just couldn't remember where we're at with our news but yeah uh new new they had pictures of slash on twip we're not gonna get too much into details because you motherfuckers cheese slices let's do some cheese slices cheese Thanks, Jeremy. And did you see a couple pictures on Facebook? They had Duff playing his, Duff Duff McKagan. Oh, there he is. Yeah, yeah. Duff was on getting his shit, too, which is cool. Super cool. Super cool for those guys to have. And Duff had the other one right next to it from K to East. Very cool. All right, so super awesome pinball show. They had Roger Sharp on, part two. Oh, that was good. Did you listen to it? I did. Oh, good for you, man. I listened to it when it was on head-to-head. Come on, that's an easy shot. Where's the balls one? It's all these balls bouncing around. All these interviews bouncing around. I'm an asshole. Everyone knows that. Lucky Creature says, there's way too much alcohol behind you not to be drinking. I agree, Lucky Creature, but I'm... Oh, Kathleen's still here. I love you. She's here. Hands are still visible. Yeah, she thought we were going to have a real circle jerk tonight. Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen each other. It's early. It's very early. We just started. You got another cheer? It's been a month. I've missed this man. I've missed him so much. You look great. COVID's done you wonders. It has. I quit drinking. I quit eating sugar. I lost 20 pounds. Seriously, like, it's been awesome. uh oh and now she's having fun at our expense that's why i love that's fine okay moving on moving on so if you guys haven't seen it on this week in pinball and on facebook this is what i really want to talk to you about is alien pinball the pinball brothers on facebook they have some actual gameplay on oh so i want to just get some it's a short one but yeah it's pretty cool because you get a little bit of glimpse of the animations and you get some frantic, terrible camera work. Yeah, that's definitely not professional. That is definitely a full fucking featured game and I think it looks fantastic. What did you guys think out there in chat? Have you guys seen the Alien gameplay on Facebook or on This Week in Pinball? It looks good enough to me. One of those things. I'm not really into the theme but you're right. Just watching that that looks a lot better than a lot of games that are out right now fuck i thought it looked really good yeah no for what it is yeah canada was on there already going oh you that's the worst video you can't see shit i'm sitting here i'm like you can see plenty of stuff it's not great but it is better right um no but just just that short little video yeah that that says a lot but are they going to be able to produce these things in mass lots of people want them they're you know Are they going to wait all day, all year for them? Well, they have one job and one game. So get it done. CGC. So easy for me to say. Yeah, exactly. We're two assholes in a basement. How the fuck do we know? Deep Root. CGC. I mean, CGC. It's fucking easy. Just so disappointing. Screw a post in. Throw a couple balls in there. So disappointing. Why is CGC not more active on social media? Why don't they tease anything? That's what I don't get. That's all you do is go on the internet to get teased, don't you? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know. Every day. Every day, and I love every minute of it. Jesse J., nips for Kathleen. CP Daddy, took you guys a month to get out this podcast. Yeah, but no one gave us money. No one gave us deposits. That's the difference. Hey, CP Daddy, if you give us a $100 deposit. First off, fuck you, CP Daddy. Number one. Number one. Number two, he almost died, asshole. Here's a dollar. Number three, we had a computer that can barely open Twitch. Yeah, this isn't even like Chromebook surfing a web computer. This is like, I don't know, this is like my kid's piece of shit computer. I don't know. CP Daddy, I'm just fucking with you. You're good shit. But, yeah. Rachel, really want a Monster Badge. Rachel, you're going to get sick of it. I'm sorry. It's not good. It's a fun game, but it's just, I don't know. You'll get tired of it quick. Yeah, it looks great. It shoots. It's good in a big lineup. We agreed. Yeah. Four-pin lineup, it's perfect. Yeah, yeah. Because you can always go back to it, play it for a few times, love it, and then you can go on to something with a little bit deeper ruleset. And everyone likes what they like. I'm not going to be a grudget. I get it. It shoots perfect. It's a perfect shooter. I'm just saying. And the theme is amazing. But it's chopping wood, man. She says move on. All right. Now you know what I got to put up with, Ray. CP Daddy. Oh, thanks. You can't buy our love, CP Daddy. You can buy my love. He bought it. I love you, CP Daddy. I love you, too, man. So what else we got? You might even get a nip slip for that. What is that, a Wisconsin shirt? Yeah, I'm Wisconsin, buddy. Eric Meunier, come here and give you a touch or two. Should we tell that story? Yeah, let's tell that story. That's a good one. Let's tell this story. All right, so you guys know. So we got a message from Eric Minier. Now, we messaged him. Thanks for not dying, dream, magnificent butthole. We messaged Eric Minier back in July to get him on the show because we knew he was working on Guns N' Roses. And we said, when you're done, come on the show. We'd love to talk Guns N' Roses with you, right? We have cricket sounds. Crickets. crickets crickets yeah this went on for months just crickets crickets and nothing and then we got a message he must have been drinking because he was like yeah he messaged us he's like hey how come the wisconsin-based podcast didn't ask the wisconsin guy on their show and we said eric we did back in july and i sent him the message he goes oh damn well what about that i was like but we'd love to have you on the show he says i'll have to check with my superiors first right yeah and he's like i hate to be that guy i don't want to big league you but i have to get the approval and i said okay yeah that's no problem what'd we hear back crickets nothing crickets i think we got denied guys not only that eric are you listening not only that that motherfucker was on loser kid the next week yeah he really was and we're just like oh so the kid scooped Wait, wait. He asked us. Do you think JJP said, yes, Saps, yes, Loser Kid, yes, Kaneda? No. He didn't say no. They didn't say yes to Kaneda. Yes, Loser Kid. Poor Man's Podcast. Poor Man's Podcast? Absolutely not. Crossed them off. They made fun of Toy Story 1. Yeah, they gave a ton of shit. Oh, man, that's awesome. So there you go. We don't know what happened. Don't no one go run and spread these rumors. You should spread all the rumors. Eric Minier, we want you on the show. We'd love to have you on the show. I don't take sloppy seconds from those loser kids. I will. You can buy my love with bits. Thank you, CP Daddy, again. If he's coming on the show, I'm not even talking. I will follow Loser Kid around and pick up their shit. This is happening. It's all happening. I don't know what's happening. but that's playing second fiddle all right that's fine if i can lose the kids are cool i like those guys all right american pinball new hire Jack Haeger hager uh sure new art director boy if there's a company that needed an art director oh yeah i like how they say their new art director like they had an old art director they did it was called photoshop It was like, just draw a bunch of guys in a field and call it Oktoberfest. Man, I feel bad saying that, but yeah, I mean, they, you know, like Houdini was okay. Yeah, I like the look of Houdini. You know, Oktoberfest left something to be desired. Hot Wheels is okay. But just having, you know, people have to step up their game because of what's out there, really. So that's all. I mean, I'm not going to. Well, all in all, it's a great hire, right? They needed that art direction, which is fucking fantastic. Oh, and they show he's got to go back up there. He's got, yeah, he started at Williams. Cool. Another Williams guy. He helped design Sinistar. That's a good one. That's a pretty one, too. Yeah, so, yeah, he's got some good stuff under his belt. So that's awesome. I'm excited to see what happens with that. Dave Jeff Brenner probably already knows what's happening. Sorry, Dave. Dave, we're not trying to shit on American Pinball. Just jokes. Oh, come on. Everyone knows what we do. That's why no one can go on our show anymore. Let's see. And that's about it, right? Oh, no, no. Joe Pesci's house. Oh, yeah. So Joe Pesci. This is perfect. Joe Pesci is selling his $6.5 million mansion in New Jersey. So there are all these pictures. And the focal point was this living area, family room, living room, whatever. It was very basic for a $6.5 million house. Yeah, exactly. The rest of the house was amazing. And then they show his living room. and yeah exactly what i pictured joe pesci's living just imagine like regular old furniture nothing special couple couches and then there's lethal weapon three the pinball which was cool very and then on the wall i saw the gone fishing poster yep him and uh danny glover yep and then a couple other movie posters of his and i was just like but yeah it was just it was just kind of funny go check it out that's very cool it was very cool i was like oh that's like a normal ass like room that could have been in anyone's house exactly which is so funny exactly you saw the outside picture of this fucking man if you were a joe pesci fan that would be your room right yeah yeah you'd have the lethal weapon pin you have a couple movie posters yeah um that means like if joe pesci went into that room in somebody else's house you'd be like ah fucking cool room yeah but but the thing that weirded me out the most was i started looking him up on Wikipedia. He's almost 80 years old. He's 78. It was just one of those mind-breaking moments. Yeah, there's a few of those. I was like, holy crap. Him and De Niro, they're the same age. I was like, wow, these two guys are older than my parents. It's just wild. I agree, man. Kind of crazy. Sorry, it was under your chin. I was feeling like Petty. Getting all crazy. just like pesci joe pesci all right so there we go i think that's the news man we did good one more quick one that that one's got to tell about marco celebrating 36 years that's kind of cool marco uh marco pinball 36 years marco marco has at least ten thousand dollars of my money my money as well easy yeah easy yeah marco's uh uh you know pinball life and marco's they're they're neck and neck they both have great customer service i've never had issues with either one and yeah cheers to you guys 36 years very cool very cool so all right cool man so what should we do next what do you want to do uh i want to induct our tribe member let's do it he has waited long enough we can't we can't drag this on any longer all right so we have a new tribe member today you guys ready for this shit it's super exciting for us drew and i love this man to death So here we go. He's been a friend of the show for a long time. And he does shit without, he just does shit. And we just love him. So. Yep. Error, error. No. Of course. It worked the other day. Okay, hold on. We can mainly do this, I think. All right, so no introduction. But that's all right. Here we go. The new. Should we do a drum roll? Tribe member. mr doc finley doc finley welcome to the drive prices.com yes a sponsor as a tribe member why not we love them all right got in the hobby four years ago first pin was super mario brothers he still has it that's a pretty good first pin he's he's the first sponsor tribe member isn't he i think so okay mostly into restorations currently working on a humpty dumpty that's the first game that ever had a flipper set. Yes, 1947. Where the fuck do you find parts for that? I guess other Humpty Dumpty's. Flip-flop rethemes of play ball and kickoff, and he's going to retheme them to Atlanta Braves and Atlanta United FC, which is a football club. Football. Football. So he's clearly an Atlanta fan. Started pinballprices.com because there was no real good sites that kept up with prices on pinball sales. And Doc has a Ph.D. in psychology. He is a legit doc. Oh, and so he's scanning us. Oh, he has so many notes on us. So many notes. He's like, Ian, the narcissist, what are you doing with my mic? You got to aim it towards your mouth. All right, anyway. That's what she said. So let's go to our updated tribe list. Hey, Doc, congratulations. Yeah, Doc, we are so excited. It will all be in my upcoming book, he says. Can we get some cheese slices for Doc over there? cheese slices for doc everyone doc thank you so much welcome aboard you have just been awesome for the show so you you are now number what 39 right i believe yeah number 39 look look at that list of great people oh amazing people that list i can do without half of them i think yeah i always i always kind of go back like half of these people what were we thinking no no All great people, all wonderful people, all great fans of the show. And once again, most of these people are in pretty consistent contact with us. Yes, we love them all. That's what's awesome. So welcome, Doc. Cheese slice is for you, sir. Thanks for your patience with us. Is that graphic set on True's nipple skin? Yeah, it's a close-up. We used a little microscope, and we got it. We got it. Here we go. Oh, a new chair. Thank you, Jeremy. Cavalier 88. All right, perfect. Doc, thank you, sir, man. Thank you for being a friend of the show. And he puts our logo and our links to all of our dumb websites and dumb ideas on his site. We dirty his site. Yep. We make it filthy. We got to give you the little warning, Doc. Prepare your butthole. Prepare your butthole. We're going to find out what's inside it. All the secrets will be revealed soon. oh man nobody wants to be a tribe member anymore oh guys thanks for the bits buddy guys um yeah we are excited doc you will have so much fun with us in our tribe um yeah so what does the tribe consist of we probably go over tribe rules again all right thank you for more bits uh the five pillars of the tribe pillar number five where we start there wait why don't you read read what dave said there, how he got into the tribe. I can't see from that. So Dave Jeff Brenner says, I think I'm tribe member nine. I think I got in by lugging a laser war in Ian's basement and helping with tech questions. Yes. That didn't hurt, Dave. It didn't hurt. That was definitely a part of it. Number five, you, that's secret. Can't tell you. I almost told you, but you can't tell me. Number four, you can't be a media member, but that's kind of, it depends. It depends. Franchise Balls, they're in. Ryan Keitler, he's in. He's in. Dave Jeff Brenner, he's in. He's in. All you media types, Kaz. Kaz is the correspondent. Kaz is in every podcast. I didn't mean to talk to you about that. We're just going to – you should quit there and be our correspondent. Oh, my God. Just for fun. How great would that be? Be like, I'm no longer part of the pinball show. I've decided to go where my talents are most appreciated. Taking my talents to South Beach. What was that? The LeBron? Yeah. So, pillar number two. Pillar number five is to pay Ian or Drew $100 each. Kaz, you are 100% right. That'd help, but you're wrong. Doc, we accept Venmo. Go ahead. Pillar number three is help us grow our brand. Is that what the others paid, $100 each? Yep. Risky pictures. What is going on, Tim? So pillar number two is like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitch. If you follow us on Twitch, that's good, too. Like all of our pages. Like our shit. And I don't know what pillar number one is. I already lost track of too many Tim things. So there you go. Those are our pillars of excellence to join our tribe. My wife, sorry. She's still listening. I love you. Oh, my God. You morons have pillars. You mean dry rot two by fours nailed together with rusty nails? Kathleen, Kathleen, it's the five pillars of excellence. I feel like you don't understand. Five pillars of excellence. Yeah. Of course we have pillars. She's making fun of our construction. Yeah. A bunch of rusty nails. This is how we keep the tribe together. Rusty nails and glue. I'm not going to say she's wrong, but we have five pillars. She's not wrong. All right. Speaking of tribe members we have a new genius segment This is from our good friends Glenn Glenn Waechter number seven and Tim Tim Lee number something else We don care about Tim as much Just kidding, Tim. All right, here we go. Let's listen to the newest and greatest genius segment that they probably sent us three weeks ago. Here we go. It's probably way outdated. Poor Man's Tribe presents Pinball Streamers of Genius. Pinball streamers of genius Today we salute you, most passionate scholars of classic pinball TurboGrafx-7 pinball streamers You could stream the new shiny, but you choose to pay homage to the glory days of pinball and stream one of their 8,000 vintage games stockpiled in a basement Dave might have a problem Wanna stream a modern JJP tonight? Screw that shit We're gonna stream Magic Castle, Skateball, and maybe a little Stargazer Please don't stream again on Alien Star. Want to get Ryan to stop talking about his man crush on Keith P. Johnson? How about his love for Deadpool? Well, ask Dave about packaging, and you'll get an education on creamy peanut butter. We know who likes the Skippies. A razor glass of beer no one's ever heard of, TurboGrafx-7. And know that if you can't blow off your own game, you'll bring someone else in that can. Because you're just two awesome dudes doing it for the love of the hobby. Rude and bottle, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. oh my gosh dude he nailed them yeah well if you've never seen turbo graphic seven stream please please go and visit our friends we love them to death over there they're our friends and uh glenn and tim well done well done very very well done guys as always uh i didn't hear that until right now i did not either so good it was locked and loaded for a while now and i didn't press the button so yeah once again guys big shout out to glenn and tim because they they do these they sound great they have great content they always make me chuckle so oh man super cool guys Jeff Brenner are you still on there buddy did he miss his own uh thanks if you're still on let us know but that was for you baby all right so great man we did uh that we did that you want to do something sexy feeling sexy yeah i'm feeling mighty sexy should i get the should i get the kilt on for this one if you want if you must no there's just not enough bits nobody is giving us bits oh real quick before you do this uh as long as you're talking about glenn uh let's just let everyone know about his his concerts that he's trying to get off the ground here very cool stuff oh yeah so so glenn has been doing these fantastic concerts for the poor man's tribe page but he's also like last week i think he did it to his own page um he was told me later he was like once i realized that i was doing it on my my regular page and all my family was on there i had to cancel like three or four songs oh my god two bits for two nips beautiful um so there you go guys so uh but yeah i think he's going to be transitioning those to the fan page once he feels comfortable enough but i think he does a great job oh why he couldn't no it's glenn just do it glenn and a guitar is like it's beautiful yeah it's just a beautiful thing he's he's so talented he does a lot of great stuff uh he's thinking this friday he might do another one okay very cool yep it's a friday thing so i'm hoping he likes it so the concerts are great he does it right when i'm making dinner so i just play it and i rock out and i'm singing along with him because he picks some pretty damn good songs so all right now do you feel safe wow oh now we're getting bits i'll put the kilt on the kilt on let's do it let's do it hey mo oh boy Ian's putting the kilt on he's not even drinking while we do this I don't know what's happening here oh wow such clean and polished hardwood it's so big and inviting don't move no I want to take it all in although that rubber looks a little big Nice collection. The Pinball Point of the Week brought to you by the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. Thank you. Oh, wow. Such clean and polished hardwood. It's so big and inviting. Don't move. No. I want to take it all in. Although that rubber looks a little big. Nice collection. The Pinball Point of the Week brought to you by The Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. I can't. Alright, so how do you guys like that? Can you guys tell us what game that's from? Because that's one of our favorite games. Only the best poor man's. Yeah, sorry guys. We didn't know that the mic was muted when that was playing. You know what? If I don't mute the mic, then you get echo because now you're listening to both. So let me tell you what. Ian and I were having a discussion about American history when I was going on. I was giving him COVID the hard way. Probably a good thing you didn't hear all of it. Yeah, there was some nasty stuff being said at that moment. But we're going to do this. Ready? Let's do some game room porn. And does anyone, can anyone tell me what game that is from? Nobody. Nope, nope. Play the genius for Dave. He missed it. Oh, Dave, you still on, buddy? Oh, Dave's on here. All right, we'll play the genius one more time. Here we go. You ready, Dave? This is for you, brother. And then we're getting into game room porn. Poor Man's Tribe presents Pinball Streamers of Genius. Pinball Streamers of Genius. Today we salute you, most passionate scholars of classic pinball. TurboGrafx-7 Pinball Streamers! You could stream the new Shiny, but you choose to pay homage to the glory days of pinball and stream one of their 8,000 vintage games stockpiled in a basement. Dave might have a problem! Wanna stream a modern JJP tonight? Screw that shit! We're gonna stream Magic Castle, Skateball, and maybe a little Stargazer. Please don't stream the cannot-alien star! Want to get Ryan to stop talking about his man crush on Keith P. Johnson? How about his love for Deadpool? Well, ask Dave about packaging, and you'll get an education on creamy peanut butter. We know who likes the Skippies, a razor glass of beer no one's ever heard of, TurboGrafx-7. And know that if you can't blow up your own game, you'll bring someone else in that can. Because you're just two awesome dudes doing it for the love of the hobby. Rude and Bottle, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And a mildewy damn dinky basement. all right there you go dave you are now immortalized oh dave yep dave that was that was pretty good and uh yep once again check out turbo graphics 7 stream they do good stuff and uh yeah they do they do a lot of games that no one else does which is very cool and that's their shtick man yep every everyone streams jurassic park everyone streams turtles everyone streams the new shit but nobody streams that stuff so dave great job with your stream and uh now we can finally get into game room porn i know whose house that is that's billy yj's billy yeagers because billy billy yj is the only guy in america that has both avengers anybody else out there have both avengers i want to hear from you no i don't give a shit because that taxi is fucking gorgeous i love it i love it And what's that, a meteor? Yep, that's a meteor. And, yeah, Billy YJ, you can call me an asshole because your meteor works and mine doesn't. Oh, no. Nice meteor. Love Taxi. It's one of my all-time favorite games, and he got it for a good price, too, I believe. Oh, Billy YJ says Marv Loco has him. I'm going to have to email that guy. Yeah, well. Yeah. Good job. Good job. I love this. I love it. I love the... god damn that infinity war looks just so fucking sexy that's a premium that he got and it is gorgeous yeah that's a good setup uh billy i yeah good setup taxi's awesome you got a every every era there it's it's fantastic at least yeah you can use a you can use another you can use a dmd williams i think but yeah anything else man you got some good games dude Mm-hmm. No, very cool. Yeah, good variety. That's what I like about it. I know. I know a lot about having small collections, so you've got to have a little bit of everything. What shoots better, Taxi or Avengers? Infinity Quest. Taxi shoots like a dream to me. Yeah, but Avengers is so good, though. Well, yeah, I know I like Avengers, but what's with the toys taking up pinball space? You could squeeze another game in there. What are you doing? Well, you know what? Once he has game number five, you know where the toys are going. They're going up to eBay. Taxi is simple but challenging. Yeah, it's one of those easy-to-learn, hard-to-master games. Yes. You know, a couple of shots, but you've got to get them in there, and it's very cool. One of the best System 11s. You need a Gilligan's Island. Kaz is probably selling one because nobody says Gilligan's Island. yeah taxi is fantastic all right let's see what else we got i think i can press this all right next one uh i think this is scoots scoots is this you uh an elvis a pirate stern uh was and a roller coaster tycoon that's another the thing i like about four pin collections are almost oh jack rabbit that's you all right jack hey jack rabbit um the the thing i like about the four pin collections is you know they're never the same right you know because you have four or five pins and that's a very unique setup you got a stern pirates you got a wizard of oz you got an elvis which you don't see a lot of the elvis pins so how do you like elvis because i'm trying to find one for my stepdad i need oh tim would love it yeah tim would love that um i've never played elvis no i have not either that's one of the few sterns i have not got my hands on i've played Pirates, and I like it. I like it. I think that ship mech is one of the best mechs that Stern came up with. It is such a great mech. Yeah, Stern was still doing good stuff then. That was, well, that was the mid-2000s, but yeah. Let's see. Yeah, love Elvis. Elvis is a great game, Glenn. CP Daddy loves it. Oh, it's going up for sale soon? Elvis. There you go. Let Tim know. Alright, sounds good. Cool, cool. Oh, CP Daddy's already jumping in. Let me know. You prick. Alright, now I'll go. I'll give you 10 bits. Oh, everything's forgiven. All right. Let's see. Wizard of Oz, of course, is a classic. And Roller Coaster Tycoon. Pat Lawler is one of his favorite games. Wait, wait, wait. 24 and Elvis are Steve Ritchie's best games. Kaz, what are you smoking? I'm not going to disagree. I'm not going to say it's right either. I guess I need to play Elvis. Oh, okay. What do we got here? It's hard to see from my angle. We got Attack from Mars. Yeah. What is that? Living Edition. Medieval Madness. Monster Bash. So he's got the CGC lineup. Yep. Star Trek and Metallica. Woo-hoo! That. And some Daytona USA in the corner. That lineup is making me pitch wood. Because, ooh, that's where Monster Bash belongs. Yes. That lineup. Oh, my God. Whose is this? Whose game is this? Is this Jack Rabbit again? Is it? uh let me know jack rabbit is this you fucking a that lineup oh no i don't know who's this is i did three weeks ago so sorry it's been a while it has been yeah that that's the kind of lineup that you have a five pin lineup that's a great one glad oh my pants are getting smaller i know So just between Attack from Mars, Metallica, and Star Trek, you have Shots for Days. Then you have Medieval Madness, which is just like one of the coolest toys ever. And then Monster Bash is always fun for a romp. Cool toys. Yeah, just toy central. You got the toys in the middle. You got the shots on the end, baby. Yeah, look at this. Think about the best toys in pinball, right? Get your shit together, guys. Who's this? I'm sorry, CP Daddy. All right, hold on. I can find out. it's always, uh, attack from Mars with the saucer, medieval madness with the castle sparky. And then you add the monster bash toys and you got it. Star Trek. Yeah. Star Trek doesn't have obviously the best toys, but, but one of the best shooters. So man, just super cool. That that's a lineup that you could be proud of. And yeah, attack from Mars is really on my short list now. Cause I, that's just a game I want to spend some time with as well. Um, this is a kinky player. are lots of toys says glenn yeah you're absolutely right lots and lots of toys oh jack rabbit maybe i'll put elvis up on pin swap you know what that would be a good one because um there's not a lot out there there's almost none in the wild and there's definitely some elvis fans that would probably jump on that so yeah yeah try that out um the vengeance shot is pretty much the same as Attack from Mars, Billy Y.J. Yeah, I agree with that. It's right up the middle, and it's a freaking spaceship. What do you want? Okay, well, how about this, guys? As long as we're talking about it, then what would you rather have, Attack from Mars or Star Trek? So Star Trek LE versus Attack from Mars LE. That's a head-scratcher. uh cp daddy says star trek glenn says star trek rachel star trek mike williams star trek and billy afm with topper yeah oh that'd be tough i a year ago i probably would have said star trek but attack from mars is just a better theme right all things being equal so star trek is a much better game yeah i don't know i take uh medieval madness over both though says billy yj yeah yeah i could see that not not for me but i could see that star trek oh looks like star trek's running away with this good thing we're not really voting oh my god just look at some of these other gamer picks we got coming up all right hold on um star trek le yeah there it is this is kevin mckenley kenny mckenny kevin mckenny's game room kevin mckenny all right kevin fantastic sorry about that guys super good uh jeremy schmidt So Star Trek LE, yes. Ryan Kuiper bought a Star Trek LE last year, and, whew, that thing is so pretty. Have you ever seen an LE? Yeah. That was the last Stern game that they really made an LE that was like an LE. Yeah. You know, they did it upright. So this is Steve Fabry's house. Let's see. What do we got here? Attack from Mars. Is that medieval? Oh, my eyes are getting old. Looks like he's got every Jersey Jack. You can tell by the big screens there where we got Wizard of Oz dialed in. Deadpool Premium. I can bring that up on here so I can see what I'm... Maybe this isn't Steve's. Looks like Steve's. Sorry, Steve. God damn it. That wasn't Steve's. Is this Scoots? well anyways uh yeah super super good uh super good lineup one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven pins in the picture twelve dirty dozen i feel like it should be steve's no scoots has the nintendo cabs that's right uh that's right his was last time somebody gonna own up to this we're sorry we can't find whose it is we we we will find and we will i was prepared last week it doesn't matter all right beautiful i don't know their tag yeah yeah that's got everything and actually i think that was isn't that wasn't that part of that guy's collection though wasn't that kevin i don't know where's kevin again there it is oh shit it is kevin's okay so kevin had the first row that we were talking about sorry guys all All right, so it's a kiss, an Elvira scared stiff. Oh, my God. No, no, no, Elvira, House of Horrors. House of Horrors, Deadpool, Avengers. Premium. Jurassic Park, Willy Wonka, Hobbit, dialed in, Batman 66. Kevin, what the fuck do you do for a living? And then the next page, Twilight Zone, Indiana Jones, and Ghostbusters. All this is Kevin's. Wait, wait, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Why are we not friends? kevin kevin kevin where do you live oh we're not done yet either look at what else kevin's got oh my god yep it's more dude what a game room that is stuff that dream this is game room porn yes good lord there's a star wars arcade game donkey kong a miss pac-man a galaga simpsons pinball A Simpson's Pimple Party, a Houdini, a Crazy Taxi, the Daytona USA. My God. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, what do you do for a living, man? Okay, this is Steve Fabre's. He's got a nice little movie theater room. Steve, sorry you had to follow that. And then he's showing off the movie. Nice. He did pretty good there. He's got the old consoles there. Yeah, that's very cool. Nice little bar. You've got to have one of those. Yeah, just simple. Ready to go. There's Billy Y.J. again. Steve Fabry, we had some of your pinball machines. Oh, well, we suck. But let's run over Steve Fabry's games here. Let me see Steve up here. My eyes are not as good as they used to be. Yeah, consoles look nice. Yeah, that's a cool setup, having the old school consoles there. That's just very cool. Don't stop. Glenn, are you almost done? so drew if you can help me out here this is steve fabry's collection yeah super cool so we got uh big guns that one's hard to find pin bot very fun uh old em grand prix nice and then uh go back you had one more we had oh hook hook yeah awesome that one's cool and then oh swords of fury one of my so right here this lineup oh we don't have it up there right swords of fury taxi and earth shaker he's got in one little row that is a dream row for me and you know source of fury taxi and earth shaker and those three games are all and now on the other side we got f14 we got roller games we got getaway and we got demo man so he's got the 90s lost in and but but back to the taxi Earthshaker and what was the other one Oh Swords of Fury That row right there those are all affordable games Yes And those are all B games You know, they're at the tip of the B. B plus. Yeah, B plus, exactly. And they're all affordable and super fun. Like, that's a good collection. As Zach and Greg would say, B plus, guys, B plus. So, Steve, that's amazing. B plus, yeah. That's amazing, Steve. Kevin, you're a bastard, and we love your collection. Steve that's a hell of a collection and Billy YJ I'm sorry man you just don't belong get voted off the island just kidding Billy YJ Glenn don't stop don't stop oh god oh man so you're on the TV screen were we it wouldn't surprise me no oh that's your gay you too yeah we're pretty popular I can't help it alright so that was game room porn everybody and i'm a little sweaty i feel a little hot jeremy schmitz cavalier says i need to buy a fucking taxi yeah we're all in that boat you know that's just not enough taxis in the world that's what i think i'm gonna do um i didn't add that into my section but um you know i'm gonna buy like my star wars or whatever and then i'm gonna buy yeah like in a system 11 game yeah there you go get the swords of fury get you know which one has really been growing on me is mousing around mousing around is good yeah so so i think i'm gonna i'm gonna look really hard at some system 11s and see what i can find system 11s are fun of their simplicity they are like i don't like they didn't overdo anything it was just it was done perfect there's like 34 of them and like 20 they're all fun yeah 25 to 30 of them are great there's a couple of stinkers in there but they're all uh rachel says mousing around is fun but boring yeah maybe but yeah i think she's just getting back to you back on you for the monster bash comments yeah yeah yeah touche touche i i earned it rachel i totally earned it but um yeah i think i think a system 11 is in order you know i had i had f14 but uh cavalier indiana jones for taxi what no what stern indiana yeah no indiana jones is on a whole nother price point than a taxi i think it's two taxis to one indy yeah but see Rachel, we were just talking about simplicity. Depending on what games you have in your collection, if you have that one game that's like the one-trick pony, that's fine. Yeah. Like Dracula. You know, Dracula, you're just trying to get the multi-balls, but it's so much fun and it's just a cool game. Yeah, and I also say Monster Bash is like a $6,000, $7,000 game versus some of those ones we were just talking about are closer to two and three. You could have bought two of those games in that three rows I was talking about for the price. That's why we like those System 11s, because they're simple like that and they're not expensive. So we're poor men and remember that. All right. So what else we got, Drew? What do you want to do? I don't know. That was basically the show, guys. Let's go into, let's just open it up to chat. Let's talk. Happy hour. Happy hour. Happy hour. Hey, cheers, everybody. Happy hour. What do you guys want to talk about? It's been a month, guys. There's a website about that. I don't even want to know what you guys are talking about. Rachel, so here, Monster Bash is okay. Fuck you, dudes. Oh, Rachel, we love you. And we love Monster Bash. It's just it wasn't a keeper. Right. I mean, you're talking to the guy who, you know, I play a game literally a thousand times and I get rid of it. Yeah, pinball porn does not work well when it comes to the podcast. You guys are 100% right. But that's okay. You know, we're going to describe the games and enjoy it. And maybe people will want to join in on the Twitch stuff. We got to take advantage of this video stuff. So if you guys aren't listening. Oh, now TurboGrafx-7 is here. Hey, Ryan. Don't worry. We'll post it on our website. We'll post it on the Poor Man's Pinball page, and you guys will get to see it. We'll take you both. Yep, yep, for sure. Yep. Play the song again for Atro. No, we're good. We can't just play the song all day. We're good. Do you want me to play it again? Is that what you want to do for happy hour? Play it again. All right. Okay, Ryan. We're playing it. Yep, you're welcome. This is for you, buddy. We love you, and we miss you. Poor Man's Tribe presents Pinball Streamers of Genius. Pinball Streamers of Genius. Today we salute you, most passionate scholars of classic pinball. Triple Graphics 7 Pinball Streamers. You can stream the new shiny, but you choose to pay homage to the glory days of pinball and stream one of their 8,000 vintage games stockpiled in a basement. Days might have a problem. Wanna stream a modern JJP tonight? Screw that shit! We're gonna stream Magic Castle, Skateball, and maybe a little Stargazer! Please don't stream again on Alien Star! Wanna get Ryan to stop talking about his man crush on Keith P. Johnson? How about his love for Deadpool? Well, ask Dave about packaging, and you'll get an education on creamy peanut butter! We know who likes the Skippies! A razor glass of beer no one's ever heard of, TurboGrafx-7! And know that if you can't blow up your own game, you'll bring someone else in that can. Because you're just two awesome dudes doing it for the love of the hobby. Gruden Pottle, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And a mildewy damn dinky basement. Okay, TurboGrafx-7, we love you and your streaming. But this will be up on video on demand so you guys can re-watch and listen. Now, as long as we're doing all this free play and random stuff, we have one more genius segment that is equally as good. so we're just going to go ahead. Yeah, thanks for the bits, Ryan. 200. 200. That's all my bits. I'm bitless now. That's what we pay Glenn to do this. So they did one more as well, so we don't really have a segue. We're just going to play it. Poor Man's Tribe presents Shit Shows of Genius. Shit Shows of Genius. Today we salute you, sloppiest podcast on the internet. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. While other content creators are focused on the hard-hitting pinball news, you're giving us what we really want. Emu Wars, Moon Pie Tastings, begging for Kessler sponsorships, and Dick Wade. True Space is red already. You've come a long way from puking in urinals and the shit-faced interviewing of Dan Lusin. Now, you show a live stream where your drunk tribe members shit all over your content. Who's gonna clean this up? Why even analyze pinball when Ian hates them all And Drew just wants to buy them all Cause nothing beats a $3,000 laser war Nobody wanna talk about pinball? Shut up, bitches This is homeboy Ian And he's gonna talk about clear coat While Drew plays with his nipples My daughter asks, what's a light year? Like a regular year, lower in calories What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere 80 plus episodes of this shit show won't fit in one segment This extended cut's brought to you by Moscow Mules Skull Vodka Screwball And Poor Man's Whiskey They put an expensive sinker on the Kessler's No pinball news this week, no worries Ian and Drew will tell us all about their origin story The Freaky Fallon Threesome to make us all wonder why we're wasting our quantifiable heartbeats on this shit They're called Fucking Fridays Want to know what's inside your butthole? You clowns start a Zoom session so Dr. John can tell us what's inside your anal canal. How did these guys ever get sponsors? Still not uncomfortable? Well, how about some love letters from a sex-talking robot? Drew can tell us all about VR porn. Or maybe we'll just get a couple perverted puppets to do the intro. Ian wears the kilt for the ladies. It's last call, so raise your glasses, screwball, my friends, and celebrate the fact that our other podcast creates fans. The four men created a tribe. Bruton Bottled America's Dairyland by Sue and George, Jerry and Madeline. Oh, we didn't expect that one, Glenn. No, Glenn, Tim, that was... I know it was a little quiet. Can we play that one more time? That one. Poor Man's Tribe presents Shit Shows of Genius. Shit Shows of Genius. Today we salute you, sloppiest podcast on the internet. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast. While other content creators are focused on the hard-hitting pinball news, you're giving us what we really want. Poor Man's Tribe presents Shit Shows of Genius. Shit Shows of Genius. Today we salute you, sloppiest podcast on the internet. It's the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast! While other content creators have focused on the hard-hitting pinball news, you're giving us what we really want. Emu Wars, Moon Pie Tastings, begging for Kessler sponsorships, and Dick Wade. True Space is red already! You've come a long way from puking in urinals and the shit-faced interviewing of Dan Lusin. Now, you show a live stream where your drunk tribe members shit all over your content. Who's gonna clean this up? Why even analyze pinball when Ian hates them all? And Drew just wants to buy them all. Cause nothing beats a $3,000 laser war. Nobody want to talk about pinball? Shut up, bitches. This is homeboy Ian, and he's going to talk about clear coat while Drew plays with his nipples. My daughter asked, what's a light year? It's like a regular year. Lower in calories. Oh, what is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere. 80 plus episodes of this shit show won't fit in one segment. This extended cut's brought to you by Moscow Mules, Skull Vodka, Screwball, and Poor Man's Whiskey. They put an expensive stinker on the Kessler's. No pinball news this week? No worries. Ian and Drew will tell us all about their origin story. The Freaky Fallon threesome to make us all wonder why we're wasting our quantifiable heartbeats on this shit. They're called fucking Fridays. Want to know what's inside your butthole? You clowns start a Zoom session so Dr. John can tell us what's inside your anal canal. How did these guys ever get sponsors? Still not uncomfortable? Well, how about some love letters from a sex-talking robot? Drew can tell us all about VR porn. Or maybe we'll just get a couple perverted puppets to do the intro. Ian, where's the kilt for the ladies? It's last call, so raise your glass of screwball, my friends, and celebrate the fact that our other past cast creates fans. The poor man created a tribe. Bruton Bottled America's Dairyland by Sue and George, Jerry and Madeline. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Glenn, Tim. I'm verklempt. You know what? I don't hate all pinball. I just want to say that. But it does balance us, you know. It's good to have somebody that's a little critical. He wants to pick it apart. No, I love it. I love it. I just want to say. I love it. I love it. Drew's going to get all sentimental. No, no, no, no. I did say, Drew, we drink way too much because there was a lot of booze there. And one of the best comments was, Drew's face isn't red today. I'm not drinking. Yeah, he's not drinking. Anyone who hasn't heard our show or listened to a lot of us, they need to listen to that. I think we need to clip that. Yes, because that truly summed up. Great job, Glenn and Tim. Yes, great job. Super great job. guys that's some of you guys listen to all of our shit you summed up 90 episodes of complete and utter ridiculousness i know it's weird and weird in a single that was great guys yeah entertaining oh my god now i know what it's like to get that kind of treatment that yeah exactly we were never the the focus of it no uh tim was super excited he's texting me he's like you got to play the secret one and yeah um yeah drew would be crying if he was drinking yeah probably billy yj you know me all too well buddy um oh man way too good hey guys thank you thank you thank you sam thank you for everyone's listen to us and enjoys this kind of banter this this was a very well put together show i must say yeah we did all right not too bad like you know for for being out of the loop for like a month yeah um helps i feel like we're more organized with the the new setup so it helps well and we haven't been drinking well that's the other thing weird how that works oh no he's not half naked he's like showing his ass with his kilt and you haven't yeah shit but yeah see not too sloppy just right that's what rachel said perfect thank you rachel this was the purpose perfect amount of it up now I'm proud of you, buddy. Yeah, I'm proud of you too, man. What did you learn today? I learned that our people really love us. Oh, that's so sweet. Like, truly. And I also learned that when Ian has the right equipment, the show goes a little better. The show goes a little better. Yeah. Like, Ian wasn't, like, sitting here fretting and sweating this week. No, it's been nice. He was like, everything works. We got this new thing. Once again, guys, we're going to send you this picture. For all you guys out there who maybe stream and do stuff, it might not seem very cool. But it's just a neat setup. Yeah, it's just nice. It's just nice. It's very nice. Very nice. I learned that. Thank you, CP Daddy. Love you, Drew. You can get better. If I could give you bits, CP Daddy, I would. I've learned that Glenn and Tim. I'm not listening to too much of our kids. Tribe member number 39. Tribe member number 39. The newest tribe member. Thank you, Doc. Of course. Welcome to the real poor man's family. I learned that this show makes more sense when we don't drink. You guys will be drinking at MGC, yes. I'll probably be drinking in next week's episode. This was fun and all, but I'd rather be drunk. But Drew, solidarity, baby. Hey, hey. February is almost over, baby. It's the shortest month. I'm looking at my watch here. Do I have a drink yet? Why do you think I chose February? There's only 28 days. You chose it. You were half dead and your wife's like, we're going to go clean on February. That's the other thing. You were bleeding out of your eyes going, sure. I spent 10 days in bed. That was the easy part. I'm like, I'm not drinking because I'm going to die. Oh, shit. so well about 570 thank you for the cheese slices i want to give a special thank you to chris chandler and mike williams for helping us behind the scenes they are our producers and i checked my phone yeah they're the ones that are keeping shit together for us um so thank you very much mike thank you very much chris um i just want to say real quickly i hope wherever you are in the united states that you are safe and you are warm and canada well yes and canada but yeah the south isn't used to this kind of shit, whether we are. It's been negative nine all day today. My cousin lives in Texas, and she had three inches of snow and no power for a day. And my sister-in-law lives in Portland, and they have no power for three days now and still going. Yeah, I just hope everyone is safe. I hope everyone is warm. We are hot and sweaty and moist, even. We are just thinking of you. All right. Well, Drew drinking next week. Bets. Ooh. No, he's going to be solid. I won't let him drink next week. There you go. There's the answer. I'll drink. Lots of power outages and ice all over the U.S. Yes, that is true. Slow it down, Dr. John. We are hot, sweaty, moist even. Love it. Yeah. So, yeah, take those bets. Thanks. Take those bets for next week because, yeah, I'm not going to drink next week. All right. Should do a prediction. Hmm. What kind of prediction? Yeah, Rachel. What kind of prediction? What should we predict? Guys, thanks for the bit. Hot, sweaty, and moist. I love this set. You guys are doing it for us. Thanks. Oh, thanks to Jonathan for helping me with my writer's block. Okay. Jonathan Hall, I'm assuming. Yeah. Glenn was ready to fire me. Tim Lee. Emily, Dr. John, thank you for the bits. So lots of thank yous. Again, episode 89 in the books. Next week, episode 90. 90. 9-0. Holy crap. We are... We're going to hit a very prestigious milestone in a few weeks. We like hearing her say stuff, too. Can you say moist and sweaty again? Yeah, we're 100 episodes. That's going to be pretty wild. It's coming. What do you guys want to see for our 100th? Yeah, give us... Guys, send us some ideas, like real ideas for the 100th. Because we have a couple months here. Yeah. Sinvitz and I talk dirty. Would you like a giant roundtable discussion with all of our previous friends? Well, they're still our friends, I suppose. Yeah. Tim Lee, I don't think you cheered that, right? It didn't tell me Drew sucks. I think it did say it. You just weren't listening or I was talking over it. Wait for it. Best of episode. Best of episode. So, yeah, get Dan Lewis and back on. I think that ship sailed. Sorry, guys. All right. Well, thank you very much. I want to give a special thank you. Nothing. Nothing. I'd love to give a special thank you to our sponsors, those sexy guys over at Pinswap. Flip N Out Pinball. Get your new shinies there. Thank you, Zach and Nicole. Doc, of course, over at pinballprices.com. Scott over at PinStadiums. Jockton over at Pinshades. Who else do we have? Anyone else? Am I missing? Pinshades. All of our sponsors, thank you so very, very much. We appreciate you. I got Scott. So thank you very much, guys. We'll see you next week when we talk about pinball. Thank you for all the participation today. Really appreciate it. Yeah, we'll talk some pinball next week. I think we should do a dad joke next week. Or should we do a top five? Thank you for the TurboGrafx-7 commercial. Oh, you're welcome. No problem, Dave Jeff Brenner. You're welcome. That's all Glenn and Tim. We'll send you the file, bud. And then, yeah, what would you guys rather have, dad jokes next week or top five? Do both. Yeah, we could probably do both. Fuck it, we'll do both. Yeah. If there's not a lot of news, we can do both. Guys, send them all. Drew says thank you. It's great to be back. Yeah, it really is. So top five dad jokes. There you go. Top five dad jokes. There we go. Top five dad jokes. that we just made up on the spot. There you go. Love you guys so much. We'll see you next week. Rent from Pinswap. Rent from Pinswap. Thank you, Pinball Doc. Yes, rent from Pinswap. These guys are pretty cool. They do all right. So thank you very much, everybody. Oh, it's not going to say that, huh? They're trying to do, for those of you listening, they're trying to do cheers, saying naughty words. Thanks for the 100 bits there. Drew sucks at pinball. There you go, Tim Lee. Drew does suck at pinball, and you need to teach me how to play. This guy. Okay, God. Thanks for the bits, guys. Hole, hole, butthole. Butthole, butthole. Hole, hole, butthole. All right. All right, you guys are crazy. All right, thank you very much. let me say see you next Tuesday. So we'll see you next Monday. See you next Monday, kids. Love you. I wonder what's inside your buckle What's inside your buckle? I always wanna know Maybe there are questions or maybe there are billions All inside your buckle I wonder what's inside your buckle What's inside your buckle? We'll be right back. obviously they don't really care as much as we do about buttholes and what's inside them so thanks for listening guys have a great day bye