🎵 🎵 Bye-bye. Open, O Sesame! Yes, open, oh sesame, and bring us magnificence and excitement unparalleled on the screen. Starring Maria Montez in all her ravishing allure, John Hall at his dynamic best, and a thrilling new star, Turan Bey, with Andy Devine, Fortunio Bonanova, Frank Puglia, Maroney Olsen, Kurt Katch, the 40 Thieves, and hundreds more in a story of bold men ready to die for a woman or a cause. See Baghdad enslaved by Hunnish hordes, romance in the shadow of the torture rack, the slave beauties of the conqueror's court. And thrilled to the reckless daring of the forty thieves defying the armies of the mighty Khan. I set traps for them and what happens? My entire army is not capable of dealing with forty thieves. I'm curious to know why one so beautiful, so young, should marry the ruthless Khan. I shall be queen in Baghdad. Sharp, aren't they? Why have you returned against my orders? Because of Ali Baba. He bids you have courage. You will come and... No, no, he must not. He must not try to save me. They will kill him. I, a lowly merchant, do plead with the mighty Khan for the privilege of adding my humble offerings to those of his noble guests. This merchant from Basra is Ali Baba. Oh, are we here? Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves. Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves. Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves. We got pimple fun, what's up? You're good at knowing where the camera is. I'm still confused. I'm annoyed. It's right here. Hello, everyone. Welcome to MPT3K. Wait. Don't look at that. That's the computer. Look at this. Hello, everyone. I'm sitting right in front of you. It's good. I'm fine. I'm watching the screen. MPT3K right here. I got Audrey with me. We are going to play Alibaba and the Forty Thieves, which is a real table. Now, it's Tales of the Arabian Nights. I got Audrey. Hi. We're gonna play and we're gonna learn how to play. So what up? Don't panic, Flip. Hi, don't panic, Flip. Is that George? That's George. I remember someone's name. Or real name. See, I remember their handle. It's right there. Hey, yo. George will give us all the tips, right? You gotta yell at me. George will give us some tips. Sure. I don't know, George. How about, what's up? Who's that? I can't read. Konakon? Kion. Konakion. Konakion. What up? Or is it K1 Kion? Might be K1 Kion. What? Oh, I see. K1 Kion. Yeah. Nice. Now, let us know what it is. K1 Kion. Konakion. Kon Kion. Kon Kion. That's not right. You hear it. Does anyone know how to play Tales of the Ravenous? I feel weird. There's nowhere to go this way. You're the one who set it up this way. I know. So we are at Free Gold Watch, and here's the trick. We are right next to the dryer right now. So the fan love us. Like a Pantene commercial. Yeah. Konekia. I heard one of you get one of those drives. Well, that was her. That wasn't me. I said it wrong. No, I don't think any of us said that. Thank you. So we're right next to the dryer. It's amazing. We have a box here covering the sun. It's pretty impressive. It's duct taped to a Step stool Which is great We have What's up C&K What's up We have Whatever Literally We're going to play Oh sorry I skipped over the intro That one? Are you player one or am I player one? Uh We'll see. Let me fix this DMD real quick. Hey, everybody, look at the DMD. I'm looking. I'm going to zoom out. I'm going to zoom out. Where's my zoom? There it is. Woo! All right, so we zoomed out a little. That's technology. And now back to the Master Shot. Actually, I think I should watch you play first so I can try to figure out what you want to hit. You might want to be here, though. I'm going to block you. All right. I'll stand. I can stand. Oak Island hype. Tales of the Arabian Nights. Okay, here, Audrey. What? The first thing you want to know about Tales of the Arabian Nights is if you hit the genie, he starts a tail. In the tummy? In the tummy. Okay. He starts a tail. and then he tells you what to shoot. Oh, and you have to listen to it. You have to listen to it. Now, there's only, like, there's, see these little guys on the field? Yes, the running men. These gold running guys? Yeah. Those are usually the shots you have to hit for some reason. Okay. And the other cool thing about this is this spins. Well, now, how good I am at aiming, so this will be no problem. No, you're very good at aiming. You're actually really good at aiming. Then there's this that spins if you hit it. Interesting. Those are all the rules I'm going to give you right now. Okay. Runny guys, genie, lamp. Genie, lamp. Okay. There's a skill shot. Oh, and this is cool. So this here, let me see. Can you see that? See how the snake is in the first pit? Yeah. That's the one you want to hit. So how do you hit that? You. What? Yeah. Isn't that cool? That's cool. So you have to shoot it to the right pit. Now, the first pit is pretty easy. Okay. But then once you hit that, if you hit that, then you have to shoot it up the ramp to, to collect that skill shot. Oh, okay. That's the tricky part. Okay, here we go. Watch. Okay, now I got to hit it up the ramp. Ah, I missed it. Is the belly, the belly's good? No, well, the belly is good to start. Spell sesame to open the cave. All right, so. Notice how this guy is flashing? Yeah. Did you get it? Did I get it? No, I didn't get it. No, he's still lit. Let me see if I can do that again. Try the backhand. There it is. Got it. That's one. That's two. So notice, every time I hit him, I'm spelling sesame. Missed him. Oh! That was three. Man, this one is rough. This one is tough. Okay, here we go. And it's not time. Oh crap, alright, missed it. Oh cool, are they screen printing t-shirts? Yes, they are screen printing t-shirts. Are these machines for employees? The machines are for anyone who comes in. And employees, I guess, because they're working, so they never have time to play. They never have time to play, yeah. Still gotta hit that guy. Got it. So, I opened Sesame, did you see that? Oh! That's kinda cool, right? Why does it do that? Sometimes it saves the ball for you. for you. So those things pop up. Alright, now that I've completed the task, I have to hit the magic carpet. Oh, I see it. I'm taking the magic carpet, right? Which is the ramp. That's not the song. It's Aladdin. That's not the magic carpet, right? And I collect a jewel. I need six jewels to save the princess. That was the genie getting mad at me, and I just drained. So, your turn. Dang. Okay. And I want to get the first pop. So look at where the snake is. Look at where the snake is. Let me know, guys, in the chat how the stream is looking. We're just going to wait until I get it. I'll get it there one day. I've seen people take a long time to do that. Okay, now you've got to hit the magic carpet. it. One yellow shot has the jewel. Which yellow shot? One of them. Oh shit. Are you there? Oh, that didn't make it. Is it good? Um, rotating the lamp. Oh, you're almost making every shot. Almost. So that's an issue I have. I don't hit it like strong enough to make it. Do you know what I'm saying? Oh, almost. Like, I stopped for like two weeks to get up to my knees. It all depends on timing. Oh, my timing's too long. Yeah. DP, DP Arcade, what's up? Don't panic. Fantasy will set you free. Huh? Nothing. Deep Arcade, I can say Deep Arcade. Or I can say DP Arcade. Fantasy will set you free. Alright. Duel Pizza Arcade. Duel Pizza Arcade. There's my skill shot. middle middle basket I hit the middle basket I missed the middle basket Right because it will just fall to the first one Exactly. Is there a ball save on this? Yes. Why is there a level on it? Oh that's to see if the machine is level What I should have done is I should have let the ball drain because it actually didn't hit any switches when I got a second shot at it. Now I don't have a shot at the skill shot Oh and you got it this time So let's see. How do you relight Genie? I forget. Anybody remember how to relight Genie? Sunlight at perfect angle. Player Kim is turning angelic. I love ball save. Oh, look at this. You're throwing hands in the way to mess with your game? Obviously on purpose. Look at this. Look at that. Oh, my God. What's happening? Wow. He's right. We're dying. We're going to heaven. You guys. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Wait a minute. I've got to be able to fix that. No, I'm kind of into it. They don't need to see us. They just need to see the screen. Do you guys want to see our faces? Wow. This is really impressive, actually. Let me see. That is weird. All right, I'm going to keep it like that for a while. That looks nice. Wow. Don't go into the light! It's probably part of a box too, like you're covering just enough of the sun. I know. It's hitting that right there. Okay, we're gonna leave it that way for now for a while. We're gonna play some more. You guys want to see the pinball machine, right? And your beautiful face! Although the last J. Mark face, it was really good. It has that good look. I don't need to really light it up. I do. I do. I was distracting you. No. Not on purpose. If you can't play pinball distracted, you can't play pinball. Who's at bat? Your friend. I say it every time. No, but your friend told Todd to land it. Oh. No, that's right. Oh, shit. I want the third one. I want the full punch. So I might as well go with full punch. Yes. Got it. Now she's up this broad carpet. Yeah. Audrey, first one to get the scoop. Oh, shit. Jesus. Oh, my bad. I'm aiming for his belly. Oh! It's saying shoot the ramp, though, to get more points. Well, I was attempting to. There were so many points on that ramp. Which ramp? The magic carpet ramp? Yeah, the magic carpet ramp. You have to tell me which one. I don't really pay attention to the flanks. You got it. Don't go on the light. I pay attention to just the flippers. But you can play amidst distraction? Yes. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. Oh, it's such a good movie. Great. Yeah, well that's what Das says. Das says if you can't play pinball, distract if you can't play pinball. So now I have locks lit. You're doing very well. For multiball. Let's see. So my snake is at the top, so I'm going to full plunge, and then I'm going to see if I can hit that skill shot. Nope. Too short. Just like the rapper. Do you watch Hip Hop Evolution on Netflix? Do I watch what? Hip Hop Evolution on Netflix. Hip hop evolution. I think I've seen it. Oh, that just bounced right over the save game. All right, let's get control and go for a lock. Oh! Next game. We got some games. We got games, but we don't have games. I know. Exactly. Wait. Oh, there it is. There it is. No! No, nice. Not the belly. Oh, shit. Oh, no. I double flipped. Let's work on... One. No, let's work on when we get angry, let's say, oh, poop. All right, got it. Wait, did I curse again? Yes. Hang in. Every single time. Hey! Oh! Ah! Oh, it's done. Starting again. Okay, are you ready? You go first this time. Oh, poop. Oh, poop. I can do this. Oh poop. Oh poop. Aiming for the carpet. Shoot what? Shoot the top uppers. Now they're all the way up at the top. Jesus. You've got to hit around one of the wood. You've got to go around the right side. I hear what you're saying. Okay. So either that or this. This way? Yeah. Yeah. I don't get to see the pop-up. I don't know. Oh, the thing that you wanted to name for? Yeah. Okay, the sun is calming down on my camera. All right, up at the top. Let's see. A loud... Yeah, Scheisse. Yeah. Just say Scheisse. That means thing in German. I think. I'm not German. Scheisse Kraut. So third skill shot is the easiest to hit, right? A little bit. You had a good spin on that. Wow, I did get a good spin on that. There we go. Das ist Schabadoo. I don't think I heard him say it. All right, yellow shots. One yellow shot has the jewel. So this is the one you did. Does that yellow shot have the jewel? Here are the pop bumpers up there. Oh. Wrong statue. Oh, but I got a harem sneak in. Whoa. It snuck in the harem. Uh. Is it in that one? Is it in that one? No. Is it up the ramp? You really do throw things at the machine. I do. I have to, yes. That's how you talk, James. I did. Yeah. Oh. Oh. No. Oh, so close. Oh, now the glare is hitting the DMD. It's fine. Good thing we set up the ward. Wait, what if you just move this over a little bit? Shut the front door. Oh, holy. Well, no, that's too close to the real thing. Holy, holy. Do you want to move this down that way? I can move it down a little bit. Yeah, that did it. What, do you like everything? It's fine? I mean, this part's kind of terrible. That's gone. Now the DMD is gone. Shoot the ball. I know. Where am I shooting it? Second one. No fair. Just kidding. It's fair. I got it. Jesus Christ. Oh my bad Where did it go Have you noticed We're chasing the sun over here. We're totally chasing the sun. Alright, what do we got people? We have See, holy forking shirt balls? That's so mouthful. It's too much. It's too, it's hard to do. Oh, the second one. D.P. Arcade. What's up? Cheese and rice. I say cheese and crackers. That doesn't make any sense. Audrey, cheese and rice. Swear jar, swear jar, let's pull it up quick. Yes, it is. You gotta practice not being excitable. Excitable and and like not swearing. Well, I could swear in real life, it's not on your screen. Yeah. Okay, locks are lit. I heard you, I heard you. Or I said it. Ooh, I didn't know that was even there. You did, you told me to shoot over there. Oh. Wow. I meant shoot up there. Where does that go when it goes down that hole? It goes to heaven. I want to collect a jewel. Right, because you want to fix the jewel. Right, now if I'm going for... Fireball and win. If I'm going for the finished mode, the end of the mode, like the wizard mode, then I want to hit get jewels. But if I want to get, like, extra balls... Oh, Joe, thank you for the sub. What? He subscribed for three months. What does that mean? What? That means he doesn't have to watch ads when he shows up to my show. It's J-0-E, Sue. God, that back glass is ridiculous now. Do you want help? It's not any better. Well, it's because we need something here, too, right? Yeah, it's okay. The sun's going away, I think. Good morning, buddy. The acting is just a bonus. Aw, he loves you. Oh. Good old Joe. All right. Top, right there. And still shot. Nope. But I do want to lock another ball. What does rolling the lamp do? The lamp gives you some bonuses. And you spin enough lamps, and you get... And then when you spin it more, it gives you more bonuses. Like, I'm not... The reason I'm playing this today is I'm not 100% sure on how to play. So we're here. Hey, Walker. Hi, Walker. Wow. It's a sub train. What are you guys doing? You're doing very well. I'll have you know I held in my curse word in my mouth and didn't say it. Not enough power to hit his belly. Not enough power for anything. Oh, do I plunge it? I plunge it? Oh, okay. Fuck the ball! Oh, okay. That's going to be easy. Green shot. Oh. It's all right. We've got time. Oh, I'm dying. I'm going to brighten this camera a little bit so we can put this camera back to what it was. And... There we go. Teen Titans on television. Teen Titans! How many of you guys watch Teen Titans? We were talking about Teen Titans today. And I said, my son watches Teen Titans. It's a funny show. I love it. Oh, we're talking about Micah. Okay, let's see. We are? Oh my God. Thank you everyone for the subs. Holy crap. This is insane. I know it's just because Audrey's here. Nah, I don't want to insult you and say that. It's because I'm here, too. He doesn't want to insult himself as well. Let's see. I guess I'll follow at Joe Soaps' lead. Cool. He met one of my players from Brisbane. Not Brisbane. From Brisbane. Can't forget Micah. Oh, Michi. Can you? Oh, yeah, Michi. You're on ball three, right? I'm on ball three, yes. RJ for a bathroom break Don't panic Flip Subscribe to tier 1 Thank you Three subs in a minute I hope that's a Twitch thing I get a prize for that Teen Titans Teen Titans go to the movies Oh my god Teen Titans go to the movies is so good It's so good Teen Titans go to the movies I think Micah and I watched that on a flight I downloaded it for Micah and then I ended up watching it over his shoulder for the entire flight It's such a good movie. Banish the genie. Banish! No, don't banish the ball. Banish the genie. All right. Block a ball. Man, my shot is off, bro. There we go. Ball two is blocked. How's everything looking? All right, watch for kick out. Strike the genie for multiball. And the ball's gone. When they run over the Care Bear version of Michael Bolton and they freak out in this drive-away, I'm in tears. I love, that's such a quality show. Oh, what a wasted multiball that was. Complete wasted multiball. Alright, let's hit yellow shots then. I didn't expect that to come out so quick. What is everybody's high score at this game? I think mine is 14 million. The upbeat inspirational song about life is on several of my playlists. 33 million? So that's what I got to do today? I got to do 33 million? You challenge me to another game and you will get it. Look at the grand champion. 149. 149. How do you sit and play this until you get to 149 million points? I have no clue. Alright. Let's go for some points now. Let's get serious. Let's get serious. Now, I know to go for Tiger Loops to get extra ball. There's a Tiger Loop that's lit. Now, I'm not going to get it. I should not bother with it right now. Because I'm just going to drain. As Morpheus would say, stop trying to hit me and hit me. I think that's also saying another game. That's his name is on all these games. That's amazing. I mean, that's true. That's true. That's boot. All right. So obviously I just lost, right? So we're in a new game now. Oh, we are? Yes. I don't know, man. You did that one game a long time, remember that? The Congo? Yeah. Yeah, that was fun. But Matt already grand championed it. That Matt right there, he already GC'd. Congo, 3.7 billion. The one you GC'd because it was the only time. Cheese! I mean cheese! Oh! Oh! I forgot, what do you do? Yeah. So almost in every pinball machine there's going to be a shot that's important that will drain right down the middle. Got it. The easiest shot is the middle shot, but that's the one that's going to bite you in the ass. One hand. Whoa, nice. I wish I was that good. I haven't seen it spin there yet. You already licked me. That was so fast. I can increase the value of that shot by hitting the genie over and over again. Got that. Lock the ball. Skill shot up top. But I want to Lock a ball What up Matt from Free Go Watch Why aren't you here Right now Not that Matt Okay thank you I was very confused And I was like is he just watching on the computer Some toe tan Why aren't you here, bro? Come and play. Working. Oh, he's working. All right, cool. All right, then I will put up a few million for you. Start the multiball. Isn't that cool? That's cool. It goes under. Anybody know what to shoot for in Tales of the... Crap. Anybody know? It's okay, you got the multiball going. What do I shoot for in this multiball? I'll read if someone says something. Okay. Anything? Everything seems good right now. I think the jackpot... Alternate loops and genie. Oh, I see. Alternate loops and genie. Okay. There's genie. I dream of genie. There's a... I'm not gonna do it. Wait. Wait. Wait. You got it. Oh, she's a genie. Give me the genie. Oh, no. Was that a good multi-bowl? I don't know, guys. Was it? The cooler's over here, so. Hi, cooler. Hi, cooler. You're not going to say hi? Hello, everybody. Eric W. is all about lamp spins. Wait, is that Eric? Where did you see that? Right there. Oh, Eric W. is all about lamp spins. Oh, okay. Oh, you thought a person. Wow, you got really high. The guy, yeah, I know. The guy that we played scared stiff with. Remember that? Remember the Elvira table? I know the table. I don't remember the dude. Okay, he was a nice guy. He explained the whole thing. I meet a lot of people. He was really hot. They all look the same. That is not true. They all look the same. You look hotter than me. I know. I'm at the back of the dryer. I'm still hot or not. Well, there's the hottest. What happened? I'm not good at football. I'm still learning. I'm still learning. No, she's good. No, I need a... I don't... What? I'm just here to hang out with you. And attempt to learn. Lamp spins, huh? Oh, Das says hi, by the way. Oh, fuck Das. He's on? Walter decides to be potty mouth on the screen. He says, I love you too, Das. That's what he said. Other Matt. Das is my son. Oh, Other Matt. Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro. I thought that was Das. Okay. I'm going to call you off now. It's Matt, the one who plays better pinball than Das. Das plays pretty good pinball. Except when I'm around. Das plays good pinball. Boom. Okay, what do I need to do? What do I need to do? Exactly. What do I need to do? Let's make a wish. I know, right? Avoid missing ball for high score. Crap. Crap. I try to. There we go. Make a wish. What do I want? I want three tiger loops, actually. You know why? Because that will light an extra ball. I think at five tiger loops you get an extra ball or something like that. A tiger loop is when you go all the way around. But it has to be lit. It has to be lit. Hey, I wanted to start a tail, but it didn't. Six. So six tiger loops is an extra ball. Matt, you're a friggin' godsend right now. This is why I stream games I don't know. Because... What should I do? What should I do? Yeah, I'm here for you, bro. I'm here for you. Even though you don't know who I am and you confuse me with... Oh! Other DOS! Guys, dude! That was close. Was that the game? Nope, you're out. You have all three. That was your third goal, right? Yep. It's alright. Alright, here we go. here we go. What's happening in 30 minutes? Well, I did it. I should get back to work. Oh, crap. There you go. Nice save. Thanks. Is crap a swear word? Hit the G. Oh, you You just built a value. A value built on the higher. I hit the genie. Boom. Oh, I didn't hit him. Oh. He struck back. He did? The genie got angry. Is that me? He got mad at you. Ooh, match for free game. Free game? Woo. All right. Crack it up. This time. This time. You go first. Okay. How many credits do we have here? Two more. That was perfect. That was perfect. Oh, no. Oh. Wow, I definitely thought they were going to have me pick a wish, and then the ball shot out. That was alarming. All right, I'll take it. I did. Cool. I don't know. That seems good. I don't know. That live catch, wow. That was not unheard of. Here it comes. Thank you. How do you know? Oh! I count back. I have to tell you when I have a break. Yeah, you can nudge. You can nudgey nudge. The multiball start still makes me laugh every time I see it. I want to look at that again. Oh, thank you for the raid. What's a raid? Raided with three viewers So that's when somebody Takes their viewers and brings them over to your place That's so cute The real life equivalent of that Is just like getting five of your friends And saying, hey, let's go over to his house But they just come in your house You don't have any choice I've done that at your house When I brought Carl and Nicole to your house In a context of Twitch, it's good In real life, it's bad Oh, okay. You liked it. Anonymous, what? Anonymous, I got to say, man, we have been struggling with that LBDS to HDMI connection, but we have pretty much got it. And thank you so much for posting all that stuff on two forums because me and Jay Adelson of Scorebit have finally figured out thanks to you what we need to do on that damn thing So, he knows what I'm talking about. Al Anonymous knows what I'm talking about. He has so amazing streamers right here today. Don't panic, Flip. Al Anonymous. If you haven't subscribed or followed them, please do. And then only them. them and only them and unsubscribe from MT3J right right that's no but here's the thing like those are the guys who I kind of I watched before I started oh and I just lost the ball how'd you lose it? I don't know it'll find it where'd it go? if you need more help let me know I meant to talk to the scorebit people at Xbox oh if you got any if you got any questions for Jay just let me know cause I he and I are buddies We're besties There it is I've known Jay Maybe about a year But what's funny about Jay Is that I didn't realize he Audrey's gonna beat me Listen it's only second ball And sometimes it just drains immediately I was gonna say Jay is one of the founders of Revision 3 Who's that? I don't know what that is It was a... Oh, my God. It's fine. Everything's fine. I'm like perspiring every time I see it. She did her best impersonation of a Xenon machine. Let's see. I think it's a really good idea. It could eliminate the need for scorekeepers in tournaments. Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's like eliminating the need for a judge at a dance event, right? Like, I assume. Scorekeepers are different than people who give... who kind of say, that's fair, that's not fair. But I agree. Or at least help lighten the burden, yeah. I've been a subscriber at InDisc with the software. It's great. That sounds familiar. I don't remember what it is. I overheard a conversation with him saying he's looking for beta testers. He'll be willing to help. Yeah, he is looking for beta testers. I would beta test, but I don't actually own a machine. So... Whoa! Awesome! And that's the end of our stream, guys. We'll see you later. Bye! I'm beta testing already, because about... This is so slow! I wasn't joking. It's the end of your stream for today. Oh, my God. Man, that would be great with our weekly tournaments. We're in Australia Come on, I'm going to play And immediate drain Now it's ball searching When does the magnet turn on? When does the what? The magnet What happened there? I'm having a bad time today Life is hard When does the magnet turn on below the jeans? Oh, yeah. Does anybody know how to... I think you have to spell G-E-N-I-E. So the first one is free. Stupid lamp. Oh, jeez. Very stressful. The first genie lamp, the first genie mode is free. There you go. Then you have to hit him enough to spell genie. I'll reach out. Yellow shot has the jewel. 47 left. Spelling genie lights modes as well as lights your lock. I love this game. It has tiger loops. Second divorce for tiger loops. Different from fruit loops. Well, what other games have tiger loops, though? Like you say that like, if you say that like something else has tiger loops. Yeah. I've only ever heard of the Tiger Loop here. All right. Sweet charms. So I'm going to take Anonymous' advice. So, oh my God. It's all right. We have more games. You got quarters. All right. You got quarters. I got quarters. Only this one. I like any game with cats. Oh, God. So he doesn't mean I love this game has Tiger Loops. I love this game has cats. Has cats. Yeah. Let the tails be clear, too. Let the tails be player two. Alright, here we go. I'm going to go first this time. I had 47 last night. What does that mean? That would be great with our weekly tournaments. We're in Australia. I'll reach out. We've been in this. I need to try to make City Champ. Yeah, City Champ is going to be fun. I'm not looking forward to it though because it's a whole lot of work for me. Because I'm the one who streams it. Yeah, you used to have fun at these things and then you started working at it. I started working. It's just like Lindy Hop. So we're involved in Lindy Hop also, which is a dance. He works it now. What am I doing? You're living life, man. You're here playing pinball with me. Damn flippers. Tiger, the extra ball animation is the best. Yeah, it is. This game rocks. Got to play one a couple years ago. So much fun. Geez. Oh! Oh! Oh! Geez! That was fast. Woo, that tiger's speedy. You know, I thought cheetahs were faster. It's no longer called a tiger loop. It's called cats. Ha! I like it because cats. Cats. Were all the tails about 40-something? Wasn't the other one? Oh, my goodness. Yes. I mean, with a nudge. Did you see how tiny, how gentle my nudging was? I actually didn't think it would work. Okay, I keep trying to hit that ramp again, and then it doesn't. I'm trying, ladies, okay? Okay, I'm just trying to keep the ball on the board. I... oh, oh, okay. Ooh, got a little hair on. Oh, jeez. That's me in a nutshell. Cats. Is that good? Why is it stuck there? Is it going to shoot out? Oh! Ooh. Who's winning? You are. No. You're the winner. You're the winner. You're the winner. You're the winner. You're the winner. You're the winner. You're the winner. No. I am. Thank you guys for joining us today for this. I love this game. I love this game. This used to be my favorite game. Really? Yeah, but the problem is there's like 50 other games here. So I never spend time with it. It's so difficult. I have choices now. I have choices. I have options. Like, so all these... Nice. Sarah, I want to do that. Are you? Yeah. We had a yummy lunch today. What did we have for lunch? Manu had chicken curry. I had pho. We had shrimp rolls. Our friend Frank had beef curry. And then I ate so much that I had to take a nap. That's a true story. Everything she said is true. Walter is trying to sing behind me. No, I think he's trying to fuck you up. Oh, crap. Yeah, that's alright. He's trying to crap me up. No, what is there to shoot now? What about that... Harem? Yeah. Or Bazaar. Bazaar is all like... Bazaar is lit. Let's go to the Bazaar. See, take this piece of junk. Ramps to get the gem says... Ramps. Ramps. Yeah, so does Matt. That says ramp to get here. Ramp. Oh, motherfucker. Get up there. Oh, son of a gun. I sounded like Paul Linton. You know what? I was like, maybe I shouldn't shoot that. Maybe that's a bad idea right now. And you did it anyway. And I did it anyway. They're trying to literally help me out there Ram collects jam, ram collects jam Everybody was like, ram You tried Why don't I listen, though? You did listen and you were trying Oh, lord Oh, I wanted to get in there Oh, I hit it already Hit what? I hit the ramp. You did? I did, but then I was going for something else. Yes! Oh! Oh! Ah! Why is my lamp on so high? So I did hit it, right, guys? And I collected what I needed for it. Then it turned into fireball, which you want to hit the genie. So you hit the ramp, then you want to hit the genie. Okay. I'm going to try and play a little slower and trap the ball, because I'm not seeing the lights light up on this thing to tell me what to do. I know you guys are telling me, but I'm wondering how you know. Because they are watching and not playing. Right, that's true. It's like the person who has the mouse never sees the thing you need to click on. It's always the person sitting next to him going, No, click that. No, click that. Wheezy. Vuvu said he's good with rules. I'm terrible with rules. I'm terrible with rules Oh sorry Sorry Social night please Rules Just going this way Oh jeez Freaking rules Thanks for the dance You're welcome That was choreographed Oh, my God. Mr. Frost! Where'd it go? Oh, jeez! It didn't hit anything. I was like, where did it go? Oh! Oh! Oh, man! Oh! You won. Alright, Audrey, what time do you have on camera? It is? I have like 15 minutes. Alright, we're gonna try and do... One more? We're gonna try and do one more. But if it's bad, I'll do another one. But if it's bad, exactly. It's always a good idea to shoot for the lamp. Really? I never aim for that. It's always in the way. Is that lamp really safe? It doesn't feel like it's safe. Alright. Okay. I mean, what makes it safe to lamp, you know what I'm saying? You go first. Always good to shoot for the lamp. It says... What? I fully plunged it and missed it. Wow. Sucks. Oh. It's your hair is hot. I should have gone... I should... Okay. So, just shoot for the lamp again? Shoot for the yellow shots. Okay, well, he said... Right, right. No, right. You asking me? I don't listen, remember? Oh, right, you're bad with rules. Oh, crap! Good save! Ah! Holy! Hey, I don't know if you're impressed by me not cursing, because I am. I'm impressed by everything you do. True, Moni is very supportive. Shoot lamp. Shoot lamp? She just said shoot lamp. Shoot lamp. Oh! I was like, even she said to shoot the lamp. Oh, Jesus! Come on, up top. That is very high score. Totally safe. Lamp is not safe. No, hence the face. Oh, it can be very tough, though. I joke. You're messing with us. I was like, how was that shot safe? I was literally shooting for it. 50 plus 5? 55? I don't know what that means. Oh, thank you for the bits. Thank you for the bitty bits. Oh, boy. I don't think they understand the... Oh, oh, that face. Oh, oh. That face. We can't tell. Sometimes I think people put a turkey leg. Oh, the copper emote. I feel like I'm still new to Twitch, where I don't know some of the... You're definitely new to Twitch. ...some of the inside scoop. I don't even use Twitch, so... Oh, that face means sarcasm. Got it. Oh, come on. Don't. There we go. That's a big magnet up there. Right? By the way, when the stream is over, we'll show you the trailer to Tales... Of the Arabian Nights. No, no, no. No, no, no. Alibaba and the Forty Thieves. Alibaba and the Forty Thieves. Right. Arabian Nights. By the way, when Manu was typing up the game, he was like, Arabian Nights. I was like, no, no, no. I thought they were nights. Nights, like nighttime, not night. He's like, oh, they spell it that way? All of them spell it that way. Audrey, I thought it was nice with a K. I understand. Like, they are... Oh, you should show them your new shoes. You're going to hurt yourself. And here, you see that we have... I'm not laughing at my magician hands. Your magician hands. Arabian Nights of the Round Table. See? Yes, I'm going to shoot the ball with you. I thought they were like dudes. I didn't know what they were actually. Oh, because everything is full of dudes in this world. God! The, like, easiest skill shot, and I miss it twice. Oh! No! Okay, we might have to play another one. Tales of the Arabian Dudes. World is full of cats. All right, let's play serious now. No laughing. No laughing. Alright, skill shot. Alright, I can increase this by hitting that... Oh, shiz up. Hitting that ramp increases that. Wow. Hitting that ramp increases it more. This is totally not worth it, but... Whoa! Wow. Didn't I hit him? No, it didn't look like it. Just impact it on the surface. Dang it. Oh, now I get to make a wish. What do I want? Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Do you wish you were a baller? I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. What is fireball value, guys? It's probably like $12 in the liquor store. Mad Dog 2020. I want a bottle of fireball. Okay, Scheherazade is flashing. Genie is G-E-N. I need to get three more hits for Genie, plus it'll light my lock. So let's do that. Not today, not today. Not today, ball. Nice. Oh, it got safe. I can't hit that stupid genie. He is pretty stupid. Nice. Oh, I started a mode. Okay, now I got to go on the... No, Magic Carbon. Oh, Warmaker Wishing. He's just a sister bazaar. 250. Wow, you're like, we're playing serious. You're playing serious. You're doing great. Get up there. Oh, it doesn't count unless it gets all the way down on Moonwalker. That's called moonwalking, by the way. It's not as cool as real moonwalking. It's not as cool as real moonwalking. Hey, guys. What's up, man? What's your buzzer? My what? Yeah, that was fun. Oh. Oh, good save. So if we drain quick One more I think we might be draining quick Wow rude Manu Yeah that was fun We did that on Saturday I got to teach Doc a little bit But he didn't see it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I watched Bowen play it. That was bad. What do we got, people? On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. I like that one. Is this a third? All three. Oh crap. Let's collect. Then we have to shoot the ramp. I'm playing serious. Oh, I didn't make it up. Oh no. Alright, there we go. My locks are lit, so I'm going to go for a lock. The first ball is locked. I'm going to go for a lock. I'm not even going to bother with the kill shot. Go for a lock. Go for a lock. Okay. Sitting bad on the rocks. Shoot the jump for tip bumpers. Well, it's the same shot, so let's... Let's try and make it. No, no, the lock shot is on the other side, Manu. If that's your real name. There we go, lock shot. Now we hit the genie. Now we hit the genie. I'm gonna go for the genie. Damn it! That is just nasty there. Alright. This is it? This is it? Ah! I thought I was going to have to stay out. Ty, you in? No. Alright. For this final game, we have... We have Ty, who you guys have seen before. Wait. What? Let's do this. World Player 2, Player 3. Ty's going first. Ha... When is it? Ah, I missed it. He's gonna run you, K. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not, I'm not. Don't jinx me. Don't jinx me. It'll drain in like a minute. Oh, almost! Told you. Almost. Those outlays are nasty. Alright. Oh my skating, get cold. This is me, excuse me, me. I go like this. Oh my goodness. I got you. I got you. I got you. Yeah. I got you. I got you. Mmm. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, go, Archie. Well, that's the first thing I've hit. The rest was me just... not... Oh, when she says banish the genie, I have to hit the genie? Manu? Yep. You can if you want. They can't tell you how to run your life. I don't know, man. She sounds trustworthy. Oh! Not good. Not good. That's me. Show us how it's done. All right, I'll show you how it's done. All right. I'll show you how it's done. Get my notebook out. I like the vortex. That's how it's done. Yo, y'all got to increase the ball save on this. What the hell? Whoa. You're a total... Oh, my God. I'm just taking a look now. Okay. It ran out. It's only because I kept the ball save. Yeah, it ran out. It ran out. I just like to know things. So he got his nose started. If I own this table at home, I have to know what to do. What is it? A virtual. A virtual. The virtual is good enough to learn. So I can probably learn. I know, right? We can do that. I think this will always work. No time. Center. Ah. You got it. You got what? Well, he charmed his name. I did? He charmed it, yeah. I thought it was in the wrong slot. I don't get it. Maybe you're right. They were joking when they said, hit the lamp. The lamp is not working. Here we go. Is that the multiball already? Yeah. Oh my god. Oh it hopped! See this game doesn't serve up the balls again. No it doesn't. Oh I see. A lot of the older moves don't. You're saying it would be cool for you. Yeah. I'm like I ain't nothing. Great shot. Thank you. Oh that was good. Wow! Damn! This is a man's box. Wow! Wow! Go ahead and write it in here. He's at three million! Oh my God! You have my gold? The tale of Sinbad and the Rocks. Shoot the what? Shoot the left loop. That's not the left loop. Oh, that was weird. Close. Oh! Nice. Where'd it go? It's coming back out of the bazaar. Jeez. Or near the bazaar. Oh, I've never seen a save like that. Let's get a clip of that one. Just aim for the lamp. Just aim for the lamp. I scream at it. Who's that saying that? Bits and Bytes. I like that name, how you spell it, Bits and Bytes. It's aim for the lamp. That's why they don't use it in competition. The Bazaar Scoop can give some nice rewards. Scoop. Scoop. Alright. Dang it. I gotta get some points on the table. This is the last one. Gotta do this. Gotta do this. Oh, crap. Alright. Alright. Oh, yeah! Oh! I wasn't paying attention. Alright, I gotta do it again. But from the other side. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, hippos, hippos, no, that every time, gosh darn it, we did stream Congo, I actually, at the time I got the GC but not the vlog. Oh yeah, 3.7. 3.7. We'll give you for that. Which one is it? The first. Best Papa juice, just got it. Ah, me? Don't touch me. Ah, he's touching me. Oh, Walter, stop. You're mean, man. Don't molest me. You're mean, Walter's mean. Did it ever sound like a good person? No, it was never. Oh, yeah. That was horrible. That's a cute dog. Whose dog is that? Joe So, whose dog is that? Dash the dog. Is that your dog? Oh, he's adorable. He knows he's a dog. Alright, we got... Audrey is up, but she's not here. So far, Ty is winning. And it looks like... Let's see. What a good boy, nice girl. Now I want to give it hats and treats. I thought you said pets and threats. Where's Audrey? Did she leave? I think she went to go pee pee. She went to go do that thing that women do. And men do too. Well guys, thank you so much for joining. We're gonna finish this game. And by the way, MBT3K, I try and stream once a week. And I try and stream before all the nighttime streamers. It's up to you! You wanna see a cute dog? Cute dog? Look, look, this is Joe Soap's dog. I can't move. Oh, you were asking me, my bad. I thought you were talking to your stream. No, no. Go for it. You got to get three million. Yep, I'm just hitting the lamp a lot. Oh, man. Watch the ball, watch the ball. Walk them away. The left and right, see where they're flashing? Nope, everything's flashing. Okay. The green over there. So it's a green shot there and a green shot there. Those are... I... Oh! You can do it, you can do it. Yeah! Ball one is locked. Do I plunge it? Oh, it's a skill shot again. Ball one is locked. Ooh. Ah! No! Game. Oh! Oh! No! Oh! Ow! All right, let's see the dog. Let's see the dog? Yeah. Okay, we're gonna look at Jill Soap's dog. Aw! He's cute. Yeah. He's a dog. He's a dog. And he says he knows he's a dog. I like his laser eye. He does have a laser eye. And not a lazy eye, but a laser eye. He loves his treats and will look for them on his walks. Aw. All right, I'm gonna beat both of them right now. Probably will. I collected a bajillion dollars. And I'm done. God diggity. All right, that's it. So, of course, Ty comes in, steps in, and beats both of us. Maybe no surprise. That's the point. That's why we have good people play. Thank you, Ty, for winning. Thank you guys for watching. once again MBT3K with Audrey aka AHA AHA if she gets her name in the machine it goes up AHA thank you so much for all the tips the bits and the subscriptions and the tips and the bites and the bites and all that other stuff and we'll see you later bye stay tuned for the trailer to what is it Alibaba and the 40 Thieves happy birthday happy Hi guys They can still hear us The tantalizing beauty This is the part where we This is the part where we do She is a tantalizing beauty I think it's the gauzy Like cover This is the part where we have to do MST3K style stuff Alright So we have to make fun of the movie Alibaba And the 40 Teens Oh Here are my 40 thieves! Okay, here are my 39 thieves! I don't know. I feel like he doesn't know. He's a more fast. When moving... I swear to God, that looked like the guy from Spinal Tap. What's his name? What's the comedian's name? I don't know that. Dang it. I know. That's where I need Frank. Yeah, Frank can help you as well. That's CG fire, by the way. CG fire. Joke! Okay, maybe not today. Okay, I gotta go. A lot of traffic. Bye, Audrey. See you later. I'll see you tonight. Bye. And for a little comic relief, Abbott and Costello. I swear this guy looks like he's nine years old. Okay, when's the part when Michael Jackson comes out and turns into sand? Oh, I regret nothing. I regret nothing. All right, guys, thanks for watching. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.