How's a net WAN out failure? There was an earthquake? I don't know. Yo, Jack, fly me out to Chicago and get your network running. Like, butter. Das Pecans is an internet... Yo, Das Pecans, I already buttered up that WAN. Or... Buttered up that WAN. You buttered up the network, the WAN... The WAN reduces when you add more butter to the network. Oh, like it does sauce. Yeah. It reduces sauce. It's like, um, like, uh, what's that white creamy sauce? An Alfredo. Oh, that's where the wham and the butter comes together. What's up, whiners? Audio and video are good. Good to know. Good evening, pinheads. Welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day five. I'm Bram Stoker's Dracula, a game by Williams in 1993. Williams was kind enough to retweet that we were streaming this tonight. Thanks, Williams. You guys, please make more pinball machines. I know you sold everything, but you could do it again. You've got the money. They're making the slot machines now. They don't do this. But you know what? Tell me how cool this would be if there was a big handle here and you just went... And just stuff would happen. Money would come out? Yeah, just money flying out everywhere. That's how you turn the machine on? And that's how pinball becomes illegal again. They also have a pinball slot machine that I played. Where you know how like Wheel of Fortune slot machine, you get like three wheels and then it goes up to the top and you can play Wheel of Fortune. Yeah. Like, that's how all the slot machines are now. They all have, like, a video mode. If you get something, there's a pinball one that if you get, like, three flippers in a row or whatever the hell, then it goes up to a screen and then the ball bounces around and you get money when you hit stuff. Actual currency. Current money. Current currency. That is good at all angles. Yeah, is this current currency or old currency? Folks, in the studio tonight... What's the angle of that back? It just doesn't have a side on it? Oh, yeah, it's like maybe it has to slide in. I just now noticed that. That's weird. Richie's in the house. Richie Townsend, everybody. We got Nick Campbell. Hi, Internet. I'm Jack Danger. For those of you that are subscribers, you'll notice that the left flipper emote now does not have a ball above it because we did that in a pinch because we only had two emotes to start off with, and a ball had to be one of them. So I just, the two flippers, one at a ball. It's good. There you go. I'm killing it. The Slot Machine Talk Show or Pinball Talk Show. Guys, we'll play pinball. Get over it. Matt the Guitar Guy. Nick is drinking that Mama's Yellow Little Peel. That's true. And I'm drinking a stone go-to idea. I asked a lot of people to bring in beer yesterday, and they did. Thanks, Internet. For bringing us beer. Mad respect. Respect. It is good. I like the Oscar Blues, one of my favorite breweries. Dirt Up? Brew Rattles. It's pretty good, I'd say. What's that one called? This is Stone. Oh, this is the Gochi YPA. Oh, gosh. It's on point, and Richie, if you want one, there's some in the fridge. I'm good, thank you. Can we buy pinball machines from you, says ZZ Top? Yeah, I got three for sale right now. Hit me up. Hit him up. Wait, ZZ Top, that's Zach. Zach Parks, the 12-year-old that dominated The Walking Dead during our tournament, was supposed to come today, but they had to reschedule, unfortunately. Zach. But I did hear, possibly, maybe, an internship for a week. I'd say internship in quotes so I don't get sued or, you know, all that stuff. Can't be into slave labor, man. No. Child labor. All that fun stuff. Don't let them stop you, though. Yeah, you can buy Daddy Stimpsons. it's $5 and we'll smash it on camera for you yeah what do we have we have the virtual machine we have the virtual pen and Simpsons that is Simpsons and uh oh who I don't and we can just sell Brad Stargator he won't mind yeah he won't well I'll yep I want that game or Sturridge Walking Dead yeah oh my god guys you want to buy a Walking Dead real cheap we're talking like three grand for a brand new Walking Dead I don't think We have other ones for sale. We have Simpsons. What else is out there? Tron. And that's it. That's not ours. And then ACDC. ACDC, and that's it. No, that's it. Yeah, because you sold Getaway already. Yep. Hmm. I wonder. Yeah, Virtual Pin, exactly. Nasty Soda. Don't be sad. Get glad. All right, let's win this. Rocket, what's up? I'll take it. What's the scoring like today? So today, since there's only the three of us, we are doing the Pinberg-esque style rules where if you get first place, you get two points. If you get second place, you get one point. If you get last place, you get zero points, and everyone gets to give you a noogie, I believe is what it's called. Is that where you grab someone's underwear and you rub it between your knuckles? Yeah, you take their underwear off, and then you put it right here, and then you rub it in the underwear. Yeah, that's it. And then you put it back on, and that's enough. You put it on their head. Yes, let's go. Nick, can you hit number three for me over here? I would love to, Jack. Whoa. Cool noise. It wasn't supposed to make that noise, but that's okay. I'm not too worried about it. So here we go. No, I'm not selling The Walking Dead. Unless you really want to buy it. Uh-oh. Did you believe in destiny? Folks, we were not able to make the midnight thing work last night. The start machine, the start button on this game is a little... You gotta, you gotta, it's like a circular rubbing motion in order for it to go. Okay. Yeah. Well, good luck, everyone. You too. Good luck. Don't forget your mask. I'm drinking some Rogue Dead guy. There you go. So, folks, the skill shot on this machine, in particular, is when this right head just turns into this middle one. Oh, hell yeah. Sadly, I'm not in the Chicagoland area. I'm not selling Stargazer. If anything, I'm going to move it to another location so you can't find it. The skill shot on this game, the very first one, is when this face turns right to the middle one. So, boom, boom, boom, boom. Right there. A million points. And every time you nail the skill shot, folks, it gets earlier and earlier. and like I said if you're new to the stream what we do is we like to explain what's happening early on in the episode so that we can just get drunk and talk about butts for the rest of the hour I did start drinking a little early today though so the butt talk might come a little sooner than later I'm trying dude I'm really dying. You know, I think, Jack, at tournaments, what you have to do is bring a computer monitor along. Because you're so used to, like, looking at a chat. So I can play and talk at the same time. Hey, Internet, who the fuck is he talking to? Joe, make some noise. Why don't you bring a computer monitor on a chair? It's not even on. What is going on? Maybe that's when you record the podcast. Yeah, there you go. We should record the next podcast an hour later. Just can't focus at all? Yeah, you could be like... That two million video. I didn't get anything. You got zero business. I'm not trying to get back until I have a copy of it. You are a fool to help you all. I'll go third. Just print out of a monitor tape to... Explain, Andre. Here we go. Uh, hello to all of you. Everyone call me right now. I'm waiting. What? Yo! That is amazing. Oh, God! I did that. Diamond low. I did that. Internet the ball was coming back in the handle down so who currently says that there is no midnight madness on this table I could have sworn so who yeah who gave up who gave the false in focus. I think I think it might have been well, I missed it or What do you have medieval? I know it's some... It's one of the games we have here. You missed yesterday. Skippy, you missed a crazy day yesterday, man. We had like a billion followers. About 900 million people in chat. These aren't exaggerations. I think about 47 people subscribed. I'll get that back. WHO dunnit? Oh, actually, WHO dunnit is what I'm thinking of. Because it happened to me at a pin golf. We're doing really well. Only the practice game, dude. Oh, really? This is a practice? Very first game's only practice. All right. Thanks, Mabu. Why is the name blank? Oh, Belomar. That's really weird. I didn't, like, type it in. Is someone happy here right now? But I don't know who you are. It's not Lars, thanks for the phone! Ugh! You're dropping me off at the beach, huh? It's a Tiga that's been assigned here to try and attack me. Oh, yes! Whoa, that was an interesting voice. Can we get a Where's the Code rundown? Yeah, I'll let you know if it's wrong with the game. Oh! What time do you have? It is currently 11 after 5 PM here, Rocket. Uh, what time is it there? I'm assuming you're in Germany somewhere? Rocket from that German TV show thing I was watching. German TV show thing? Yeah. Very specific. It was interesting, yeah. There's no life in this world. It's 12 a.m. there? Welcome to tomorrow, folks. That was a little tricky there. Almost lost it. We're all wearing black shirts. I'm wearing my Skidhead T-Shirt. Alright Internet, we're going to go for some bats here. Fall in the middle so we get some... There we go, come on. Oh, God. Nicky, Nicky! Welcome to the league! You're amazing! Can I get some flippers up for Nicky, please? Thank you very much. Holy fucks! Nicky! Thank you! Holy crap! I'm almost carving with the flippers. Whoa. Talk about a tinder flipper, right? Am I right? Flailing is bailing. Uh, Nicky. Heart. This is right here. Heart. Can you hit number two for me real quick? Thank you, buddy. I like the noise. I don't know how to make that noise. Oh, right into it. Look at you. Automatic. Look at this. This ball is automatic. Lipotronic. Nailed it. Oh, boy. That multiball's over. No, everything's over. Give me something else. That multiball's over. Those are very Japanese. Okay, let's do eject it. Let's fall right into the mystery. Dollar 75 is now hosting you. Thank you, brother. Thanks, Dollar. Dollar 75. Oh, come on. Dollar 75. Guys, if you don't know who Dollar 75 is, look him up on the internet. He's a real person. I just found that out. Nick Ritchie. I'm going to have to figure out how to have a genuine subscriber. Get all your heads in one place and wall beat each other up. No pinball? No pinball, no. No, no. Wow, that was... What's up, Tyler? Oh my god. That was all great. Yeah, that was awesome. This guy peed. I'm turning that easy up. Get in there. Come on! Fall in! No! Fall in there. Now you dare go to make a mess? I guess, I don't know. This is the real one? What does the sword mean? The sword means you're allowed to kick people out of my chat room. Welcome to the Carpathian. What's a Carpathian? Carpathian. What's he? Is he the Dracula? You're a Dracula. You know how, like, the sun hurts you when you can fly and you look forever? I turned you into a Dracula about 20 years ago. Oh. You thought we were making out. I wasn't giving you hippies on your neck. I was turning you into a vampire. That's great. Great first ball, everyone. Great first ball. That's supposed to be a flat penis. Oh, Donnys Piggins. You're a flat penis. Oh, Burn. High score. What? I could have saved that if I didn't... Oh, Bernie is blue. Well, look at those. I can match this. Get it, Richie. Come on, Richie. The same score. Once I buy a deadflip franchise and start the West Coast Fetch. Deadflip what? Flip, flip, flip. Richie's already winning. He knows what's up. He has 10 times our score, folks. But I don't know who he is. He doesn't use the sky. I won't die. I don't know who I should donate to your collection. I'm not an adventurer. Yeah, right. Deadfleet West Coast. Whoa, can't get up that ramp. Oh! Flip, kid, flip! Alright, good job, buddy. Okay, good start everyone. There we go. We're gonna go all the way in here. So what's the consensus about shaking out lane games? I shake the crap out of them. There is no consensus. You just do it. CherryWarrior with the host, my man! And $2.50 for the sponsor, Awesome. Uh, Awesome, that's Awesome that you donated. CherryWarrior, I love you. Hey guys, I grabbed a prepaid card because of the steam summer sale, so I figured a small donation wouldn't hurt. Thanks for the stream. Awesome. You're amazing. Or awesome. Cheers. Cheers with beers. Cheers for fears. Aww. Aww, I love that band. Um, Cherry, I love you, dude. All the hype. If you folks like anything Hearthstone related, go watch Cherry. That dude knows how to kill it. Don Cherry. He's the chairman. Chairman? He's the Cherry Moon. Rocket Beans. Okay, here we go. Playing with sunglasses on, folks. Hello? Phone's going off. This looks awesome. Uh, dude. Cherry Warrior is the dopest I know. He's got an excellent beard, a marvelous head of hair, and he's from Nottingham, England. Can we get some freaking Robin Hood hype in here? Jamry Boils! Welcome guys! Holy freaking fars-y-duh-bur-s-y! So is that- oh you son of a- come on baby! what the hell was that this flipper didn't even come out you son of a i am the last oh my god i have to carry out i freaking love you buddy oh ricky with the points m'kay m'kay cherry boys look at that look at those look at those two beautiful faces that you've got there who's that? that's cherry warrior that is? yeah He has a beautiful mane. That's a nice set of hair. Yeah, he's got a nice set of hair. Tom.com, what's up? One billion score for subscribe. Yeah, right. We're getting right. It might happen. No, what they're saying is, if you subscribe, let's go up to get a billion more. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It might happen. No, that ain't. That ain't going nowhere, kids. Not on Drac Tag. No, don't let me. It's not impossible, actually. It's quite feasible, but not the way we had it set up. Nope. JOSTILEM! I am the monster. Thank you for the follow, Josi-dilemma. That's true. You had 900 million yesterday. You just needed, like, that double movement. Yeah, that freaking sucked. I'mma place the hyper-dimensional net to the iron. I don't even know what that is, but it's awesome. I did not get a billion today, unfortunately. Oh, you can also get that by flapping the flippers. I called him? Yeah. What? Schmitty? I've been calling you all day, man. Where the hell have you been? Now you're going to follow me on the internet? Oh, boy. Hello. I'll take it. That is a classic JD move right there. Classic Jack Danger. Slide off the flip arena. Let's go ahead and fall in. Can we? Internet? That'd be great, if I could just get a miss. Uh, all of us, we're... There you go, right there. Thank you. There's Miss Monkey Ball. Um, we're sorry, we did not fix the ball ending problem. Which, well, it's unfortunate. Oh, yeah. So randomly the game will just take a story too many points. And then, maybe the ball will get a certain extra point. I didn't realize there was a day and night difficulty setting on the MLR game. Okay that's a good vast, I'll take some vasts. Uh oh, that was a little late. Uh, queer too, sorry about that man. Yeah, only, uh, only stuff's composed of things. Love ya. Unless it's an imager of my fate. You have to be a saint. I am the king of the night. Wolf dogs. Oh, got that million. Cool. Yo, cool. Shoot those dogs. What does that mean? My dog's being kind. I'm gonna try the backhand, see if it's real. That was too real. See that was too real. Alright, a little lesser real later. So, uh, you know, I'm gonna try the backhand. So, uh, you're a 7'2". If I can hit him. So he needs to get it into the mist and then into the car. Oh. And he's going to, uh, make all the moves. Oh. Maybe some chances, though. Ooh. Come on. There you go. Fall in. You guys play any video games? Uh, no. We only play... You guys play any video games? Uh, no, we only stream... Play games, yes. Uh, stream games, no. Uh, I know a lot of people here in the studio are big Hearthstone fans. I personally watch a lot of Hearthstone. You were... Oh, I was ready! You were ready to go, dude. That is frustrating. Look at that 45 mil bass. Internet. Thanks for coming! Cherry, thanks for the host! You da man! Yeah. You da man? That was good I think Brad. Well, you know. I honestly can't see anything right now. I'm getting that back. Go get that one. Did I do it right or what? It's still like the constipated scream. Oh, charts. Well, that didn't work. Alright, uh, I was trying to mix my multiballs there, folks, and I couldn't get a hold of that shot right there. Yeah, Jader, watching you play Splatoon, that game is insane looking, man. Splatoon? Splatoon. Is that like the video mode in the boxing game? It's like a game where everyone shoots each other, but it's paint. It's fun. Okay. I heard the door. Oh yeah, Dat Winona Ryder-mode. Oh my. Did you get your video mode? No, what happened there? That was really weird. I'll take that. No! One big move. Nope, didn't do it. Uh oh, man, you got this, Lord. No! You didn't kick your arm this way, did you? No. I'm sorry, that sucks. Alright, so Nick gets two points. Uno dos. One project zero for the order again Take your shades off then I will never play pinball Oh my gosh, stop doing that I'm good. Get a little more light on the old playfield. Who's the chiropractor? I need like a... This is a Wii U game? Yeah. Do I need to get a Wii U yet? Because I'm about ready. Yeah. I'm like ready. It's been a couple years. Has it been a couple years since that came out? Yeah. Where are you? It's been a couple years since I came out. Wee-oo! Right? I believe it's called Wee-oo. Oh, it's, uh... For, like, universe. Wee-oo! Is that it? Wee-oo! Oh, man, we got this. We did 100, 000 better than last time. We did that! I don't understand what's going on. I'm, like, pissed. Also, you're a kid, you're a squid. Yeah. You're a child that is also a squid. Mario Kart would be like the main reason I get a Wii U if I got one. Mario Kart. Mario Kart! Oh my goodness. Try to keep it close. Alright everyone, take a Polaroid of that. Yeah, that's about the best thing you're going to see all day, right there. That's pretty bad. Comical indie. Alright, we need a... You are safe. I need a left frame. It's all okay when love never dies. I need an adult diaper. An adult diaper. Oh, top ten. Oh yeah, I used to watch you play Mario Kart 2. I watch everything on Twitch. I always have Twitch on. What's happening with my life? Internet. So, by my calculations, we are... 30... Seven subscribers away from our next two emoticons. Oh, gosh. 37. This can happen. I'm saying. 37 at once? I know that most of you in chat are subscribed already. And I love you so much. Oh, gosh. Yo, flip, flip. You need that by the minute, dog. You got time. No, you ain't got no time. Tom eats weights for nobody. It's in his hand. Wait. I guess you're right. Two. Don't tilt! Oh gosh, time waste. I've done this before and kept flapping and then I got a tilt once. I don't want to do that. Yeah, just take a breath. Take a breather. All right bats, let's go down. Not the left hole. Thank you. There we go. Let's go. We don't need 37 in a row. We just need 37 eventually. That's not what works! I think Tony's fixed. He lives, though. I think I'm close to a really good everybody-out-of-the-pool emoticon. Oh! Oh, tough break, Internet. How tough? Geek, geek, geek, geek! Geek, geek, geek, geek, geek! Uh, I'm in the middle of a TV show. Skulls, I got your reference too. Sorry. Chandyquist, I get your reference, Skulls. What's up, Chandy? 37 in a row? Wait, what's our request? Son of a... I'm not even supposed to be here today. Pertinent. Chandy, welcome. Hi, Danny. Welcome. I see you've got a black wrench next to your name, which means you're here to, I think, ban our chat. It is World Cup. A good World Cup is between $2, 500 and $3, 500. Okay. $2, 800, $2, 800, maybe $2, 800 to $3, 500. I'm here to watch some pinball. Yeah you are buddy, thanks for coming man. Man, black shirts. Are we doing... You are a bit more of a lacquer all day. Pinball! Bandy, oh. You don't want to get banned, ding dong. Bandy ping pong. That's that guy's name, right? The uh... Sounds like the werewolf dinosaur you... Yep. That's him. Nailed it. Shut it, Antwi- Oh, come on. Alright, Richie. I cannot yell enough, I am. $3, 500 for a warm cup of soccer? He's not crazy, man. It's legit. Alright, I'm gonna get that castle locked. You can get them cheaper, but if you want one in, in uh, the condition... ...in your new unboxing condition. Like this thing, the one we have is beautiful, and he will not find a World Cup shot with this clean and untuned kick-box. Guaranteed. I love you, World Cup. We got both on that phone. You knew it was a tele. Yo, you... That was good. So good, girl. Yo, he put that host in the right on you. He just told that right there, Garep. Oh man, you're getting into my neck. 3500 and J-Pop are living with you. Speaking of which, do you think it would be weird to have J-Pop on the phone? I would love to. Let's go. Yeah. Get him around. You know what, I think I'm going to call J-Pop and get him to play some ball with us. Preferably on board the Cascade. What is going on with that ramp? Yeah I think it something blocking it There we go There like that little weird plastic thing that goes Yeah we just gotta clean that bit up Alright we take that We do that Take it into the street! I'd buy that for an hour. Fall in! World Cup soccer is amazing. For the rest. Man! I'm a mustache man. Aw, mustache man. Great mustache. Possibly my favorite. Oh yeah, thank you Cherry. I appreciate it. Absolutely zero money on that, Miss MultiBall. Cherry, I drew this mustache for you, buddy. I'm sitting there watching you play Hearthstone and I'm like, you know what he doesn't have? A mustache. So I shaved off all my facial hair except for this so that when we finally meet each other will fuse and become this one massive, tall ball of hair. I'm ready, man. That's our fun. My body's ready. I'll subscribe to that. Ah, what? Stargazer. Oh. Get that cream. Oh, you're jacking off the Tom Waits. Don't say that on the internet. Wait, what? There you go. I could do one of those. You must fail here tonight. Don't do it, don't fail, you got this. Uh, folks, you don't know who that is, Moni. That is Winona Ryder. They really heard it, they just gave it to him. Um, he was a Beatles fan. Are you- He was a movie Beatles fan. Alright, ball three. We got a sympathy miss, kids. This is usually where I get all my points. That's not gonna be enough. Alright, I'll tell you right now. That's not gonna be enough. Richie's got 30, you got 8. One good miss, and I'm out. I'm out. Uh, last minutes. In three seconds, I want you to look right where my finger is. You see this? Ready? Look now. Point number three. We're in Chicago, Illinois, the Windy City. Some say the second city, I say the first frickin' city because screw New York. Unless you're in New York, then I love you. The second city. Everybody got a pool, man. Look at that. Dude, I love it. Truck wagon. Kill it. Alright, folks, We just need, we need the mist. Ahhh! See how they hit you. Oh my god! The Renegade! Thanks for coming back, buddy! Hold on, let me see if I can do a direct stand. Yeah, you should drag it. Wait, let's see how this looks. Hey, do it again, do it again! I was dirty, man. Alright, you're right. We did a worm with these guys. The worm didn't work. That was actually painful. That was great. Looks towards Mecca. Milwaukee calling in Coco. Dude, we gotta come up to Milwaukee sometime. I got a big dick. I'm being dracmatic. One more. Is Houston ranked on your list? You know what? I've never been to Houston. I'm gonna kick right on in, man. No, get in there. Kill it, do it, love it. Live it, love it, I live it, love it. I live in this car, or New York, or rather the port of New York. I live in New York, but rather the porch cracker town is... Oh, come on! Transfer! No! Hey! That ball's peeled. You did a total transfer. That was terrible. Was that Jack again? Oh, my God. That was Richie. All right, I've put up two crappy games so far, kids. Me, the Richie, and Jack. And here's game three. Can I narrate that? Lazimus is entertained. I'm glad I can entertain you, Lazimus. I love the mis-standardization. Oh, got it. I also love the mis- ball-crashing across the playfield. It's the cool- I am the monster that breathing many will kill. of the danger folks that's okay. Game floated a lot of donkeys. Oh shoot. Mark the board left for all. Little bit more every game. First game 1.2 million. Second game 1.3 million. Killing it. Over two. Well now that I'm number three I'm hoping we can break this spell. So... Oh, I didn't get it. Oh, shh. You alright? I gotta go cry. Nick is crying. What a baby. I'm glad I don't know you. Uh, Nick, you don't start playing this one. Oh! It actually doesn't do anything good for you. I think you pushed it in the wrong direction, brother. I did. Lazaro. It's just a nick on the internet. Um, alright folks. Let's make some money. Oh, let's do this. Can you click that right there? Just click it. Uh huh. With the mouse right there. It's already on it, just click it. Booyah shaka, my man. This is new. We gotta get the animated ones in here soon. Now that I have the processing power for it. The doges. Did you get any of yours ready to go for it? No. Did you just get your hands on it? No, I didn't get no hands. Just because you heard lightning, or thunder, you don't hear lightning. Ding dong. Why would you say that? Ding dong. Such a ding dong. I don't know how to say that. I can't figure it out. All right. Nick has left to talk to Viggo. We're all doing great. Going to go back up that ramp. . Brad, that sounds like . Nick has gained 2 million more points. Oh wow. Was that from the skill shot? Yeah. Solid, solid gold. Love that I didn't even get a mill the first time. That's all good. Real good. Fun spot! Wait, which fun spot? That's on sponge. Oh, sounds like a fun spot. Sounds like a place that has gold carts. Gold carts? Gold carts. Whoa. I will take that backhand castle mine. What a backhand, leperant backhand is. That is all tough. Also impossible. 3-0. With the skill shot arena. Chris Pepperoni. We're done for. Oh! Oh, good bounce. Oh, no good. No good. Mmm. I think I got it. You got too many... Oh, that was like, that was a beautiful shot. But it was like perfect. Remind me after this game, we gotta get in there and fix that. I did that, you mother... Uh, what beer are you drinking, Nick? He's drinking a Mama's Yellow Pills. I am currently drinking an Arrogant Bastard. Where the hell did this come from? Mine's not the... Mine's the go-to IPA. Every time I dig into that box, there's a different beer popping out. We have a met... Okay. Gross. Alright, Miss MaltiBall, do me... Just do me like that. Actually, if I'm gonna win this, I either gotta get missed and get a couple shots. Yep, you need, honestly, one missed check pot will probably secure the win for you. Yeah, Skippy, I know, man. Come on. Oh, Chuck Wagon, I love Ripper Brews. When I was first discovering, like, independent brewing and stuff, when there's two balls on, you can't fake a three. The power's too strong. I wish I could grow a mustache. Life is cruel. Listen man, I didn't know I could grow a mustache until like five or six years ago. And I'm like 80. Oh my. Kill them dogs! Guys, these are dogs, am I right? Well, not really. I think we got him. Nooooooo! He's more of a cat guy, but it's a good team. A mullet's a cat guy. UGH! Murderer Andrews! That was so good. When I was just a wee lad, my brother shared some old maps with him. Oh, nice! Oh, shush, Scott! Sorry. Oh! Back up, Tom. No! Oh my god. Aw fudge. That's still, per the way we've been playing, that's still good. Okay. I think the next game I'm not going to play with any sunglasses on because I'm going to destroy you. No, no, those are broken 100, Jeff. We got this, man. Folks, this is a game that Othellion is a cheat pool. Attention, Nick Dynamite. This is PETA. Stop shooting them dogenies. I love my new fake name. Oh, that was not friendly. Too much trust. We have 14 tilts. Guys, we have like 30 more tilts to get through if we're gonna match. Well, never. Ours would be tired if we got it earlier. I'm new to the pinball. Explain tilts. So, um, inside of a pinball machine there is a metal rod with a weight at the bottom of it, and it's sitting inside a circle, a metal ring. And when you hit the game, that, uh, that plumb bob or that weight is touching that metal ring and it causes the game to danger. And if you danger more than twice, it tilts, and tilt just ends your baller and your bowler just doesn't get anything like that. Oh, here we go. Oh, God. Oh! One more. Oh, he is a tumor. No! Thank you. Come on. Yeah! One more. All right. Still left. Oh, my God. Still at top! Oh my god. The perfect hole to fall into. I don't want to take it first here, but, uh, also, like, These are some terrible scores. Oh, come on. I want video mode, because it's going to screw up my freaking mist. Oh god. So, alright, I think I just compromised. I'm trying to get that out of the way because it wouldn't screw me royally. Alright, let's fix the, um, let's fix the, uh, rubber ducking. The top and ramp. Alright, sunglasses are coming off. You can't play pinball in the dark room in this draft. Slide and tilt! Slide and tilt, that counts. That counts. Big screw that. What is that thing? You're moving ramps and crap around. Here, I'll hold this for you. I got this one. I got the gla ss. I know it is. Just like a weird, weird thing here. And it's all just to keep all this stuff off the back? Or just to hide it. It really is to hide it, exactly. But it's also, there's little stuff back here. If a ball gets caught, it'll knock it off. So that should be enough. This, there you go. That should be enough to not have a hit. Where's the lock bar? We'll find out. Admiral? To your left, Mr. Admiral Lockbar. That's a character from Star Trek, right? Locked. Locked in effect. in effect. Capuche. I think it was Dallas starting to watch it then. Okay, internet. Yeah, right, right, right. Let's see if I can continue the stream. Let me tell you more about the Carpathian. My baby. Is Viggo a Carpathian? Yeah, he's Viggo the Carpathian. Oh, okay, that's where I've heard it. Yep. Okay. You guys are so nice. Kick Waffles, we're not nice. Oh, you should know. Ackbar and Star Wars. I think you're wrong, man. I thought that was like Wasn't that the weird guy that lived with... Remember that TV show, Perfect Strangers? Fawky Botacolous? Yeah, wasn't that the name of his goat? Oh god, it's super screwed now. I think we triple screwed it up. Shoot it again? On purpose? Well no, that wasn't even close. Oh, no. It's a tip-off. Come on. It's a trap wall. Come on. Ruff-a-trap. Yeah, that's the goat. Yeah, the goat used to scream at the trap when Valke... Like, Valke would be like, hey, goat, let's go hang out in my room, and the goat would be like, ruff-a-trap. I hit it three times, and it died. Oh, is that like a goat thing? Well, if you listen to a goat eating a can, in between, Tom's just going, Is that because donkeys people like to do things to goats? Yeah, they do. The Bartakamoses are dirty, dirty people. All right, let's get real here, Tom. Grab a ball so we have a little bit of clearance. I don't want to lose my finger. Can I grab one out of the... I'm going to open the coin door here. I'm going to pop it out of the trowel. Where's the solenoid for that? The end of the trowel. Okay. Pop. You mother... Jack Daniels almost lost his friggin' finger. That'd be great on live stream. Guys, remember that one time I lost my index finger from being an idiot? Like, that thing used to be taped in or something. What the? I kick waffles. Welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing. We're fixing crack right now. I'm sorry for the hiccup here. Folks, can we get some flippers up for I kick waffles, please? I love them to death. I love you to death. Call me sometime. Let's hang out. I've heard. Do you like pizza? I'm sure you like pizza. Is this super creepy? Super creepy. I'm sorry. All right. We're good. All right. Are you just taking that off? Well. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh, you know what we should do, Nick? Is obviously. Is there another hole? But what the frick is this thing? This thing's sticking off here. That keeps it from. From what? From getting stuck, I guess. From, like, air balling? Maybe. But I think that is what's rejecting the ball. You're saying, let's leave it off. Let's try it with it off. Right. I don't hate that idea. And if it... Yeah, I mean, I think that's just... There's also a lift because the ramp does go up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think we're fine. I think it was catching air hitting that and coming back down. Yeah, dude, that's like smooth as silk, man. I'm just gonna put the screw right in. So guys, this is how you play pinball with the glass off. High score. Brilliant points. That's how Jack gets all of his high scores. Shut your mouth. Oh, brother! High score! Love you! High score! Love you! How did your magic... Oh! I thought you could play pool, too. Yeah, right! I'm gonna put this in there. Yep. Don't wanna lose it. Pizza is great. It sure is, buddy. Uh... Here comes the glass! Couch 360? Hello from France. Hello, France. Bonjour. Je m'appelle Jack Danger. Me amo. No, that's Spanish, right? Je m'appelle Bob. Lock it? Yep. Love it. It's not that long. Knock it. It's too big. I'll just put it back on. Okay, Internet, let's try that again. One, two, three. So, because someone from France is here, I will count to a hundred when I step up to the game to play. No, I'll do the alphabet. Or I'll sing Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes, because that's... Richie, you're up buddy. That? Salud. That is proof that pinball is real. Yeah, you get to touch stuff, things be broken. Things be sticking out. I... Look at them pretty wires back there. Number one, don't cry. Number two, start crying. Don't cry. So if in between balls Nick likes to go poo, Of course I pretty well... Works out pretty well. Counting to a hundred, that's Jaden's job. Got beat up two million with you. You didn't give your skill count up. Master. Get in the fire. There is no life in this place. What? How's it? Tête, l'épaule, genoux, pied, genoux, pied. Yor-o-re-la-boo-shay-may I don't know what I'm pointing at because honestly I can't remember eyes and ears and mouth and nose. I don't know what it is. Kindergarten, first and second grade, I grew up in a very remote island off of the mainland of Canada. But I was born here in Chicago. How many players are there? There are currently only three people here hating their lives. There could be more. Stop shooting at nothing! Wooo! Can you move the mouse real quick for me? All day. It's fine, it takes time to warm up. Nooooo! Wooo! Dude, we messed up Walking Dead. Alright, what else do I know? What other things are French? A, Z. Alphabet. And then, you know, like, poisson. I think it's fish. Alright, let's get back to people, kids. So I'm trying to beat Nick and Richie. This is my first game with stained sunglasses fully, and I think we're going to do okay. And then upon saying that, I drain immediately. Look at Drac with those sunglasses on and tell him you can speed anything, dude. It's nuts. I'm not Canadian! Let me just put that out there. I'm not Canadian. Um, Hug DD, uh, tilts are part of pinball. You need to be hitting the machine, okay? If you hit it too hard, it ends your ball. That's just it. You have to hit the game. Tilting... It's kind of like hockey, um... It's like you have to rough the dudes up a little bit. Like, you gotta... It's like if you're playing hockey and you're like, oh, excuse me. Oh, excuse me, excuse me. No, you ain't getting anywhere with that, man. You gotta show this game, you the boss. And sometimes... The boss is Monica. You're in the penalty box. Don't give a... What? Yeah, exactly. That's your game. I think we're asking like is this a tournament and our totes cool? This is not a tournament. Is this at Logan Arcade? No, this is not at Logan Arcade. This is a weird warehouse deep underground downtown Chicago. If you don't tell us in a while, you aren't really playing pinball. Exactly. Masterfully said. Githlip, do you think you'll ever go on location to that dude's house with the stickiest pinball collection including a custom Slayer machine? Oh, you mean go back there? Yeah, we had a... We had a brand, it was that gentleman's name, and I haven't been there in a minute. I would love to go back. That Slayer machine was out of control. Oh. I believe Terry was watching when I was doing the Jack Danger kick. Oh, it came back! That would have been a good one! Yep, that would have been good. You're in Brampton? Condolences. Internet, can I just say how freaking sexy the chat looks right now with all those pinballs next to your name? I just want to point that out. Yeah, that guy was Jay Brandon. He runs the Pinball Olympics. And I think the next time he has a big tournament, I'm probably going to head out there. because he also has... Get up there! When I was streaming there last time during the Illinois State Finals, he had two of the prototype Big Lebowski machines there, but Universal called and said I was not allowed to stream those, which was a big bummer. But, you know, whatever. R2-D2 is a recorder swearing. R2-D2. Okay. Money. What ball is this, two? Two. Okay. Yeah, that sexy thing. You stop! Stop it! I'm in sling hell. You mother... Fucking hate the eagles, man! Uh, donate to kids. The Big Lebowski pinball machine is fun, I have to say. Um... I'm doing better. How am I doing? I'm still in last. Okay. I need a pity mist, and I need maybe a bath. I need one everything. In. Just fall. Thank you. Give me something here. In. Oh no! Got one more on. Oh! Never seen a Lazarus on this game. Wow, I've never seen one of those. Never seen a lazarette on this one. It sounds like the time has come for us to leave. Have you seen the last one on exerts? Yes, we've actually played it. And hopefully we can get our hands on one soon. I'd like to be able to stream one of those for a week. There's a chance we might stream one for a day, but it might be... I had another misslet. Another misslet. No bonus. No bonus, no bats, no bonus for all of us. Come on! No bonus, no bats, no... I am not going to my skill shot this time. Winona's a rider. Hey! So, Steven... One of the 20 million... Just what you want me to do! No boner, I mean bonus. Just what you want me to do! Ah, sorry, that's not even enough to beat you. Oh no, just barely. Don't hit anything. Tilt. Wow. Oops. I just want no video mode. In this body. There's no reason for that body! Wait, which body? Oh my god, I just got rejected again. It's definitely not what we just pulled off. You know what it is? Sorry, I'm yelling right into the mic here. I watched a stream on Netflix, and it was... You should spend the whole week figuring out how to turn Friday's stream into a drinking game. Actually, I think all next week is going to be a drinking game, folks. Get ready. I don't know, I think it just got kind of hung up there. That geometry up there is kind of dumb. It is a weird curve. Me, then Jack, then Richie. You've dominated every game so far. I hope so. Not with great scores, by the way. But this game, great score. I can feel it. There's a broken machine in Port Townsend. Townsend, I like it. You're going to... Oh, you're right! I got caught up there too. It's not that. Wait until you break it. So that I think is a tilt. Was that a tilt? Can you guys still see it on camera? Was that a tilt? Well, don't worry about it, Internet. Doug gets a little outling shake trying to get the ball. Oh my god. So if the ball's coming out here and it's, if it already touched that switch, you can, you can shake it back out, but you really gotta shake it. Like, kind of like that. You almost have to tip it over. Uh, Jaden, that honestly should have turned as like five. That might have been. I gotta, I gotta play this like a little aggressive. We gotta, we gotta rotate some stuff. We gotta slip, slip some stuff over. Alright, we're doing okay here kids, we're doing alright. Oh man. Yeah, that was a raised tilt for sure. I'm a kit wi-fi, that was definitely an angry tilt. That was an all raise. I have won every game by the way, and I've only, I've gotten less than 2 million on ball one. On every ball one. One game you got 2.2. So under 2.5. And I just want one game where I get some bass on ball one. Where I'm sitting a little comfortably, you know. That didn't make any sense, but I'll take it. Smooth move. I Zoeyed the right clippers. You don't want to Zoey any clippers. Pretending like you're going to hit the button and then get down. Shake the machine like a pulpit rug picture. Yeah, that was a big move. Big move. Alright, big move. Oh, oh. Let him back. There's a great video of Elwin shaking the ball back into play like that. I'll tell you on a turn, I can shake that ball back into play. They say you are the man of good hands. Did you get up there? Who's getting up there? Dracula. Ooh. I'll take them rats. I'll take them rest. There you go. Shake the machine like you miss her, Shaker. Oh, nice. All right, just finish it. Finish her. Come on, Betts. Finish her. No, not like that. Okay, okay. Get more stuff. I not going to do it like this Oh no You keeping it alive dude You got this Hit one thing Good thing Frickin you just lost 10 million by not hitting one thing You lost 20 million Anything! Dude, you would have 40 if you wouldn't hit one more thing. I couldn't even flip, though. That hurt my control. I'm sorry. The ball's going to have some of it. There you go. Well, at least you know it's not that plastic thing. Yeah, it's just geometry, kids. Geometry? That's why you study geometry, kids. So you can learn how to play pickle better. So you can learn how to lose pickle. I am Dracuya. I am Dracuya! Alright, pass is not working so well. Dracuya! Ugh! Nice. Oh, we got some. Everybody. Keep going. Uh, what are you guys' opinions on pinball simulators on Pinball Arcade? I think the Pinball Arcade is fun if you want to play pinball while sitting on the toilet and trying to learn the rules. I think it's fun. If rules of the game. But nothing beats real pinball. Good ball. Good pinball. We're not simulating pinball. Still good money, though. Good money. That's $20 million on every ball you got. Okay. We got to start over, basically, Internet. I got all my ramps to get. Because all my ramps to get. Oh, my God. Swing, though. You haven't played fifth world in a year. Yo, welcome to my world. Nice. All right, Bats. Come on, stay in my rough! Why do you hit one pop-up brick? I hate this hand. Oh my god. Nothing. Oh my god. Two million. No, you didn't even point it yet. I didn't get it? No, you didn't get it at all. Okay, here's two. No, you didn't get nothing. Oh my god! This game! Four million? Nine, okay, nine. Well, you're beating me. Remember, Nick, you'll come back, man. Alright, it's call three, baby. Nick, uh, Rocket Sauce. What do you call him? Nick Rocket Sauce. What's Dan calling you? Dynamite! Dynamite. Nick Dynamite. Take your mama. Internet, please take a moment to thank your mother for the Internet usage that you are draining her of right now. Here's one. Find a postcard. Go buy a stamp. Make a postcard. Walk upstairs and give it to your mom. With a stamp on it. You! Come on, Rancy, you got this, buddy. It's a game, I feel it. Mom? Mother? Oh my god. Game punishing, folks. Internet. For those of you that are new to the stream, we typically have our games set up as hard as we can. On this machine in particular, we have flippers on here called Lightroom flippers. flippers. These flippers are actually shorter than regular flippers which change the geometry of all the shops and makes the gaps between the flippers wider. Pretty tight tilt. The outline is super wide. Uh oh. Tell you what. You got my score in bonus every time. You Tell you what, you got my score in bonus every time. There we go, in. Fall in. Because all my expenses. Oh, it's just that. Mr. Reckon. Stop. Catch. Nick is the best. Nick is narrating. Oh, now I can't do my, now I have to hit the shot. Alright, sorry. The jokes are ready. Push forward. Yep, nice. That was a solid fake, man. I was with one danger already, and I think I lost him. Just rip his head off. Alright, well I lost that one. Oh ho ho! Bwtahaha! It takes nothing, it's real epic too. This is epic. Oh my gosh. Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato. You gotta win. Oh, doggies! Shoot them down, dudes. Come on, money. I'll win as long as possible, get my millions. You get nothing! It didn't work. You get nothing for letting the dogs bite you. It didn't work, Internet. Who did let the dogs bite you? Here's the real question for you. So who did let the dogs out? Here's the real question for you. Is this number one? We're going to get deep into the ruleset here. Who let the dogs out? Whoa! Hey! We could go for 10 million. Like 20 million total on two myths? Wow. I am playing like a champion. Champion. Going over. You get nothing. You lose. Good day. All right, here we go. Two castle locks. You need a million more. No. One more, one more, one more, one more. Yeah, because Richie has like 20, 29 on the back end, something like that. Okay, okay, okay. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh You lose. You still get those rats though, right? Nope! Fudge! Really? So you're at, you have 20 million bones. I need to get like 5 million. I think if you get 5 million, if you get your skill chat, I think you win Reggie. Oh my gosh, like one more jackpot, one more If we had 10 million jackpot it would have been a random question and now it's like, no. So if we can get it into the mist, folks, we're gonna win here. I just need a breather. Whew! Okay. To butt head. Here's how you come back. I'm gonna call it right now. Uh oh! Here's the comeback in a million! One million? Meow meow, meow Meow meow What? Oh man I thought you took them sunglasses off No, you're cheating with those sunglasses off Alright, I'm having some trouble getting control of the ball. I'm a Carpathian! Oh, buddy. That's out, but that's a win. You're at least ahead. Over 200, 000 to over 200 million with a green flag. Just over 200 million. This is how we do it. It's Friday night. And the pinball's right. You guys are silly. I think you win, Richie, if you get your skill shot. And that will be your start. I missed. I'm just going. Whack you. Duck whack you. There is no life. I'm a duck whack. Good job. Oh come on. Oh that fell in. Oh. Interrupted. What is going on? Oh. What is blood? No, no! Not gonna happen like that. Ha ha There is no life in his body. I never drink wine. So bad. Good job, Amal. You really go to make up a century. I want that video. You never truly win at pinball. Exactly. You're going to trade eventually. That's the best part. I can't wait to hear a story of a guy that's been playing pinball for 35 years on one game. He's never traded. He's got like a beard. He's full of poop diapers. There's a guy that played for charity at Expo. Well they did that at Logan and Kate too, and they had to like wheel that guy off because his hands were like... Really? Yeah. Wait, whatever happened to the like, put your hand on a... That's a good question. I never heard the end of that. I never heard the end of that either. I think it must have been the not one. Poorly? Yeah. Maybe... Like there were six people still on it after... Maybe it hasn't ended. Maybe they need our help. I can't think of your homework this weekend. It is... King Wiki. Uh oh. This is, uh, voting well for old, uh, Ocarina of Time. Uh, Missile. Oh, ho ho! Here comes the King Wiki! Three jackpots. The game's over. Oh! Two jackpots. Come on, come on. Get ahead! Oh! You get three, babe! Yo, get it in the competition. Shit! I'm playing get it in town. Yo, what are you doing? 200. That's a win. 220, baby. Wow. Yes, you know it. Alright Richie, fire it up buddy. Nicely done sir. We're all playing a little better now. I'm last. We all broke a hundred on that, that's good. We gotta put a diaper on. Can you grab me a diaper? Do you want to get a board and a diaper? Uh, surprise me. Oh, those people played against each other? Whoever had the highest score won the machine? Oh my god. Really? That was my father, you monster. Beer snobbery with the hating of the dog scooting of the faces. Alright, let's put up a slightly better score this time around, kids. So, ZT, do we know who won? Or who the last three people won? Oh, God, the geometry is like changing or something on that ramp. Alright, I don't want bats just yet. Please don't tilt. Yep. Oh, freaking great, dude. You are the man of good. Jesus. I want a couple more ramps to get it open. As long as courage and a good job. Oh my god. That was dirty, dirty. That's fine. That's not fine actually. I screwed up. Oh my god. It's like the ball's stuck on the ramp. Yeah, something's happening. Yeah. There's pooping. Yeah, I'm bad. Oh, my back. Yeah, so we're moving the back of that... Internet, thank you so much for coming. I love you. To be continued. And a jacuzzi. Yep, jacuzzi free beer. Everyone's playing real well again. So moving the bracket at Coppin isn't really helping with that right ram. Oh really? Still getting stucky? I just got monster rejected off of that thing, dude. I don't know. It seems... I don't know. I'm going to see... get Gavin to check it out. Unless it's just a thing. Oh, G-Tamer! Our Friday evening is going perfectly well. How is yours going? Hopefully better than ours, because I want to throw this game into the lake. But we're still doing great. Jack drinking a second censored beer. Oh, censored beer, yes. You guys can't see this. This is a can full of drugs. Ah, cold drugs. Come on, baby. You know what, I was going to light my baths, but I wanted to get my coffin open first. Yeah, me too. Frankly. A moment's courage. And a big sound. Flipper stopped... Tech! Oh yeah, sorry, what happened? Oh, the flipper stopped working? Uh, yeah, that happens on pinball machines. I don't know, it's random. Dang. That's no good if you tilt it. Don't throw the game into a lake. Oh, gee, Tamer. Tamer. Coming to you. On top of that. What? Love? No love. Love always dies. Richie, are you wearing that frickin' Aveda stuff that smells like hippie ding dong crap? Probably. Yeah. It smells like Nag Champa air squeegee or whatever. Here's a little tip. I'm not wearing that. I'm wearing a pair of socks. whatever yeah 9 thousands for the one more dollars just one more down here right to the algorithms plan kill him. Uh oh. You! No! You hit right to the helmet. Oh my god. Up and over. Up and over, Ding Dong. Oh, the anger. They're all doing really well. I'm drawing a blue. I can't wait. Here we go, open that ramp. Whoa, Hawaii! Just be, uh... We have never streamed Wizard of Oz. Wizard of Oz. We did work on it. Wow. Dude, that fucking... The ramp is busted. But I wonder why. I can't figure out why it would be. It's so infuriating. What's blocking it? Anger. Yeah, so just shake it out. Oh, sorry, Internet. That's really loud. Oh yeah, that's probably blowing people's ears. I wonder what that is. Am I in your way? Can you try to hit it? This isn't my ball, it's Richie's. Richie, how... is this... I mean, I don't want to touch your ding dong. He barely moved it. You're on the flipper. How's that? This is kind of uncomfortable. I'm going to watch it over here. Okay, go ahead. That's a lot better than me possibly touching... I don't know. Is it? Watch your voice, man. Sorry, internet. I'll try not to talk. Talk sexy. I hate internet. Sexier. Sorry, I hate internet. Get in there. Yep, get in there. Give it a step. Yep. Ten million. Nick's not having a bad day. He's just... He's really good at moving machines. I'm having a pretty good day, actually. I think just Dracula's been making my day a little angry. Tell me about your children, or the children of the... Oh, the children of the... No, they're not. I'm supposed to do that, aren't I? Tom.com, welcome to the league brother, you're amazing! You're amazing! Hey, Tom, hey Tom. Hey, Thomas, Nick. Little quieter, little quieter. Hey, Tom, hey Tom. Hey, Tom, Tom, this is Jack, also. Thanks, thanks for... Thanks. Guys, can you get your flippers up, please? Thanks, you're awesome. Alright, I'm gonna make this shout, let's see if we... No, hit that... Hey, Jack, Jack's gonna hit the mic. You so... Wow, I just, like, snickered like an idiot. Uh, we gonna ramp crampin'. Oh wait, but my multiple. You do what you do, kid. Oh my god. I'll watch it. Oh my god. Oh my god, I didn't know. Okay, sorry. This is, uh, yeah, sorry. If this is creepy, um, deal. I'll watch my ramp. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to switch right now. None of us hit the ramp. Is that another zero from old Nicky? I think I get two more on that. Richie, you took him in? I don't even know what's happening. Coming at you. Here we go. Richie, then you, then me. Oh, my God. All right. Tire it up. Do you want to check this thing again? No, you play and we'll watch it. I just want to see how it goes. Oh, sorry. God. I love the internet. Yeah, did you just whisper to the internet that you want to see how it goes? Yeah. Dreaming with danger. I like that. I just want to see how this ramp works. It's getting caught. It's getting caught behind the, um... behind the coffin. And I don't know what it is. It's just getting caught on something. Nick, it'll need you to be better. Thank you. Thanks, guys. I'm doing my best, okay? Alright, Rich is going to hit this ramp, and I'm going to see what's wrong with it. Well, that wasn't the right way to do it. Oh, yeah. Sneaky, sneaky. A new radio show is ringing with danger. Put your headphones on, folks. Crank up the volume. And get ready for some awful pinball noises in Burley. All right, now I'm going to hit this one. Nope, nope, nope. Tom.com, you the man. Thank you so much for subscribing, brother. I will write your name on a piece of paper. Put it in a hat with the other subscribers. feed all the paper to my cat, and then whatever piece of paper comes out clean, this will be for a subscriber. None of them will come out clean. Thank you, Tom. Jack Danger steps up to the plate. He has zero points right now. He's going to try to hit this right ramp here so that Nick can't really see what's happening. Guys, don't be creeped out. I love you guys. One round. Here it is. Was that what you were looking for? No. That was clean. Oh, it's alright. What was it? Now what we think. What is it, a freaking finger? What is it? Now what we think. It's an airball. There's a dinosaur. Check your fingers. It really came off earlier. I'm back on the ramp. It's an airball. It's just an airball? I see what's happening now. Easy top. Good to see you, kid. Banana. No, no, no. Oh, did it again. Saw it again. I know what's happening. It's an airball off the ramp. Is it an airball off the ramp? I see it now. I see it now, internet. I know what's happening. I don't know how to fix it, but I know what's happening. I know who knows how to know how to fix it. Who? Gavwan. Milwar. I don't know. Of Gav1's game Swerve Lost. Okay. Yeah. Okay, I'm... It's a little unfixable. I'm happy this is happening right now on Friday. Because it was working before. All day. Maybe that little nubby, nubby widget helped with this, because I think I know what the problem is. Oh, that's keeping it from flying the airball. This, remove that. I have an urge to play Gatsby. Get out of the way. Okay, so J-Dog, when the ball goes up the ramp, it kind of air balls out and hits the bottom of this metal piece. Oh, I see what you're saying. So that is what's happening. Maybe that little nubbin pushes it down and keeps it going. Let's see this nubbin shot you got here, buddy. I'm going to try to hit it for you so you can see the magic. Oh, here we go. Looking for the nubbin shot. Nope. A whole lot of nubbin'. Yep. It's hitting the bottom of that ramp. Alright, good. Alright. Folks, that's just science right there. I am the last one to die. Yeah, I think Nick pulling that off broke the game. That's fine. We're just gonna DQ all the last five or six games. Go. Whoa. Are you whispering, people? No. Why is Kappa talking to you? Stop raffling. There is no freaking raffle. No bad. Alright, bitchy. I think we've got to put that thing back on. Yeah, we absolutely do. I mean, I'm assuming there's a reason it existed with a little ding-dong thing popping out there, but that doesn't make any sense. That's another point. It's just teaching it down. It's like it'll hit it, and then instead of hitting a ramp and just stopping, it ricochets down under the ramp. You're staying in tune. Stop raffling. There's a raffle? What do we win? What does the winner win? There's a waffle. So guys, the winner of the raffle gets to throw their computer in the trash and then explain to their mother why they threw the family computer in the trash. I don't care how old you are. Mom? It's the family computer. What ball is this, two? Well, I don't know. Even if it's a family of one. A family of one. The most depressing family of all. The technical meaning for that part we took off is the nothing, nothing, nothing. No, I forget music. And then do the same thing every time. Kenny freaking... Oh! You almost did it! RAAAAAAA! Oh, God. Turn the laptop out the window. My man! Alright, so we're all doing great in this game. Uh, here we go. BZtop, we did stream the virtual pin on April Fool's Day and it didn't fool anybody. No, we thought We fooled a couple of them. Back up the ramp, Internet. Do not tell me my business, JD. Listen, you throw that freaking computer out or I will come find you. Oh, wow. All the kills. Guys, I love those kills. Holy crap. We're still not going to break the record. No. Even if we continue to shake this machine to the end of the night. We have another half an hour. I think we need, I think we can double it. I believe we're halfway there. We're halfway there. Oh, jeez. Alright, John, I think somebody didn't subscribe and you are a bird! Bird! Close that in the mist! Mists are no trust. Is that a mist read Alright, we got mist ready. Misty. Gotta go in the mist. But in the mist. Aw, try to get off. I want it in the mess. Forehead? I am the monster. The breathing mess. Get your foreskin back. God, I get some really interesting emails. I'm not angry. Also, how does it know? I already raised it. Yeah, I never got that email. We've only just, you know, Richie. Son of a... Richie's all man, ladies and gentlemen. Dracula. And the Dracuya. I'm a Dracuya. We've only just begun to pin. I never drink. Wine. Rain. Oh come on, just like do something! Not that! Oh goodness. No! You get to play the Data East Secret Service and stream a week of it. Is that real? Yeah, Secret Service is totally a real pinball machine. I've never seen one of those. I've never played one. Data East machines aren't my favorite games, though. Um, they're... something. They're something else. They're pinball machines. I screwed that up royally. My finger slipped. Uh, that couple of million I just missed is gonna ruin me royally. This ball is a freaking hole. Are you... I'm not watching! Okay, Internet. Um, we'll see if I can pull this off. Greg Dunlap, if you're watching, I don't think you are, thank you for this link. I'm gonna whip up some Deadflip tokens. And that's a win, Internet. I mean, a win-ernet. That's a win, dinner-net. Yeah, man. We got something on it, Richie? Richie is cleaning up tonight. All right. Come on. Get that coffin. Over the flipper. You see that, internet? Proof. I thought that was my third act of luck but that was not true. That was a good shot. Yeah. How many shots do I need at this clock in here, Internet? Let's see. Five, seven. Two more. That was weird. Weird quote. Take out the heart. Bounce. There you go. Oh, hit the shot. You missed it. Half a second too late? Literally a half a second too late here. One multiball at a time. I guess we're done now. You're doing great. I'm going to try to do it again. Aww. Alright, I have to work this one down. Your first, Richie's second, Jack's. I'm playing in lock. Donkey Do-Balls. Call an ambulance. Is that me? You have 20 points. Whoa. Okay, Internet. Donkey Do-Balls. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to try anyway. Can we get a Billy up in here please? Let's get a Billy. We got all the multi balls. Let's line them up. One. Everlasting love. Two. Three. Don't go falling off the ramp now. Uh oh. That's incredibly good. Money you got it on the drain you have a monster the switch on the way out gives you two hits give that thumb out lane switch and I got it which of the newer strings is your least favorite I can't stand the Avengers That might be my least favorite. Actually, it might be Avengers for everybody here. Yeah. That's pretty bad. Yeah, if we're talking newer series, Avengers is definitely up there. Yeah, me too. A lot of people don't like Avatar. I think that game's kind of fun. I like Avatar. I am the last of my kind. I don't hate Ripley's. Ripley's is interesting. Avengers is just like, like what up? Ho ho. What was that noise? Is that a PE card? Oh, that was a really good one. Oh, guys, who wants the... I want a pizza. Sorry, buddy. Chaos, the digital version of Ripley's is pretty well... Yeah, you know, honestly, you can't trust those pinball arcade games, man. They're only great for learning rules. You don't know how a game plays until your hands are physically on the machine, and you're flipping it, and you're crying, and you're shaking the game. Oh. I almost gave myself a danger explaining hitting the machine. And you're physically choking the machine. Yeah. And you're physically crying and choking the machine. And you're physically crying. You're physically screaming. Rolling Stones is a pinball machine. That's about all it's got going for it. Are you kidding me? Internet number one rule of pinball, never flip from slippers at the same time, and I just broke that rule. Rolling Stones has grown on me a great deal. Yeah, if you could drive it across the frickin' floor. Who's up? That guy. Campbellino. Internet, I love you. Thank you so much. We have 15, 20 more minutes of this, so stick around. It's going to be good. Yo, Mick, I'm a stick. Mick? Hey, I play Rolling Stones. When will the Kiss Machine show up? That's a great question. Everyone holler at Stern and ask them when the hell that's going to happen. Okay. Donkey Do Balls. See how we go now. That's good. Oh, you know what? I didn't even notice that the back glass has a giant love never dies. That lights up when you get a ball saved. What? Really? Yeah. That's cute. Where is it? Beneath the unit, it lights up. Oh, that's adorable. I did not know that. That is adorable. Pearson, I fixed the flipper for you, buddy. Haha! You got a danger before you hit it, as you didn't get anything last time. I'm in trouble. Haha! Sorry, buddy. See, it's all about the time we have each other. What is that really? I hate that so much. That was a good disappearing act you did. That was bad. Uh, your game? Yeah. It's only Ball 2. You have 75 billion on Ball 2. I did get my... I didn't get my badge. Didn't get my badge, didn't get my badge, didn't get my badge. I am the monster of the long-time. I can do that. No! We have a cute elvi here. That was a band from when I'm from. What an elvi. It's time to win, kids. I'm tired of this crap. This is ball two. That means the skill shot is when the right ramp has been sitting for a beat. It's right here. I'm going to shoot the left ramp a couple times. If I can train faster, you throw them. Ooh, bird. This is the end of a beautiful friendship, Jack. No pity miss for me, Internet, because I already got it on the second ball, which means I've got to get five, six more ramps to get miss. No, Cotton multiple is not ready. I just I got a ramp out basically. Oh wow. That's not what I wanted. Would have been good. I can get rats and guests go. That ramp is frustrating. Not even a castle lock. That was nice. Thanks for that. Castle lock 1, internet. I can go for, the wolf mode is ready. I thought you were more C4D. Hehehehe. All right guys, get them dogs up. Wait till you see the whites of their eyes, folks. The whites of their eyes. Is that a metal man? The whites of their eyes? There is no silence. He is the party. Oh. There's the children of the night. You're murdering children. Ah! Whoa! That was awesome! That felt cool, anyway. Sup! Yo! I got some flame ahead of me. I could have moved it a little bit more. That's yours. more, but I wanted my 30 million. Bats! I need a lot of money, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to get my three sizzly mists and just give you five cash back shots. That's fine, I need them. Give me the food. Let's put the oven in the oven. I'm stealing your idea, Derek. I don't know why you're trying to be nine feet away from the pinball machine, but whatever you gotta do. It's how I play. Don't judge how I play. It's how I play. Donate to the children of the night. You mean dogs. Nice, dude. Get that strong. I wonder if it's a million or a million. Or two at a multiple. Yeah, two actually give you a million. Ten million. No! I'm not making it. Still not enough to do it. Well... Oh! That's very close for us. You've done that a couple times. I know! Right up to the edge. Can he do it folks? Nailed it. Oh good, legit. Yo, burping interference. 10 million. Judge million. You're so funny, Drac. You piece of crap. Drac ended up with his puns. Doug, why are you so punny? All right, Internet. That's two for me, one for Richie, and zero for Jack. Okay. Don't eat the bat. Donate to your bat. Donate to Jack's back. Guys, I need back surgery. What is that, like $10, 000? Let's start a fund. Back the out of it? We just put the nubbin widget back on. Can we do that now? Yeah, end it. End it all. Nubbin widget. Keeman. Yo. Oh, whoa. A little cross-eyed for that one. You need to pull it. A little fluffy eyes. Keep it fluffy kids! God, that is annoying. Swim! Oh! That was awesome. You stole my glass. I'll never. My glass box. We need the widget. I got it all. So, I left this to you on the... I launched the ball. Folks, don't do this at home. The power is still very much on. So, I don't know. What? What are you going to drink? Oh, yeah. Screw off. I just got a mess log. I'm going to tighten up right here. Yo, three points! Three points! Alright, ready? I am the monster that these humans need to kill. Ready? Yeah, don't flip your finger. Oh. And if it's um... Dracula Fear Lust. Oh. Four in a row? I'm hitting that all day. Five in a row! I guess I'll just down and just kiss my ball, right? Coming in, Tim. This is helping Richie. How was that? Cheater! We're starting it over. Yo, flip all them switches. Alright, get it in. Oh, you. Yo, 14 million. Can we reset? Is it on here or no? It's on here. Is it on here or no? No, you turn it off. You've got to turn it hard. You've got to go hard. Reset, y'all. Welcome back. That wasn't the machine. That was me doing it. Welcome back. I love how they just force all the balls out. It's like, what have we done? They get rid of them all. They all get kicked out, and then all of a sudden, it feeds another one in for more. And then shoots it up into the ding dong. All right. Welcome to my home. All right, Internet, here we go. Did he make an Archer pin? Somebody is making one. Well, I think Keith Elwin is taking archer video clips for his dinosaurs versus monster trucks, which might actually turn into Archers. Nice. That rubber's about to get gout. Which one? The, what? The in-lane outlane. Oh, really? Uh, ZZ Top, we're still entering your scores, man. We're still entering your scores. End of the game. What, this one right here? Yeah. It looks a little lopsided. Like it's being worn. You talking about the in-lane outlane? Yeah, that one. No, I guess that's pretty good. Yo, you little gut. Don't listen to him. Oh, my back. All right, Riffy. Double, triple or nothing. It ain't nothing. Here. I'm not so bad. It ain't nothing. Good. Is Keith Cuban? Uh, no. Bowen built Keith Elwin in order to have someone to compete against. Finally. That's why I made Jack Tager. I am Keith Byatt. I walked into a room and I was like, make somebody slightly better looking than me, slightly taller than me, and slightly better at pinball than me. And then the machine goes, yes master. And then the next one will shut up. We shall play pinball forever. Do you like pinball? Why do you hate me, father? For this man. Wait, who is that band? It's like some terrible band. How's it going? The guy keeps saying, I love that cocaine, I love that cocaine. It's like Sugar Perry. We hit the 94 was the best year in music station this morning. Oh, nice. Helmet was on there. Helmet? Holy crap. BC Boys was on there. Raps, Daps, Duggy was on there. Jack was on there. Beezer was on there. Vexigoodie. Sheryl Crow. Sheryl Crow or Joe Crow? Joe Crow. I don't know. Who's Joe Crow? This is many different than... It's like the same station that's still on air. Every minute, every minute, it's because 90 years, 94 were the best years of music. Every radio station knows this and they just play all those songs. Alright, alright. You can't do well on your first ball. Johnny Batman. Call me Johnny Batman! And... Ugh. Oh, he's running at home! I'm just gonna... I don't know... I'm just gonna... Just gonna keep... A-ha! I'm gonna go for... Vigi mode! Whoop! See ya. Ready, Josh? Oh, whoa! Now I feel you have to do it. I'm gonna strike you! Yeah! I'm gonna break you to the ground! Just a few... Get up, man! Come on, girl! Just a few... Mmhm. This one's good. Warma. Oh my god. No live. Thank you! That scene is where Anthony Hopkins walks in and Gary Oldman, is full blown fat creepy dude and he was just eating Winona Ryder. And Anthony Hopkins pulls out a cross, and Gary Oldman is like, you think you could destroy me with your ass? Oh, shoot. And the cross gets on fire. Oh, shoot. It's a comedy, right? And then he turns into a bunch of rats. Now I get it. Now I get it in the bumps. But that's where you want it. All day in the bumps. Come on. Stay in the bumps. Oh God. Get out of the boat. I'm doing stuff. Oh God, hit it! No! AHHHHH! $30, 000, 000! Yeah, direct transportation in the Rats is pretty cool. Okay, okay. So I need to get in the 30, Tom. Two, two, two, two, wait a minute. Oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly! Auto-Kart! Richie's a deep stepper. I'm a deep stepper. They call him a deep stepper. Richie Muck! He's flipping into danger. Richie Muck! Make him a light for man! What's my sad face? Oh. This is too easy. Yo, when I first played this game, It was in Denver. Colorado. Thank you. And we found it, me and my buddy Chad found it at a bar. And we played a lot of it. Pinball. Thank you for filling in the bird. Filling in the nouns. And it was so frustrating, but then we finally had a good game on it. Got like over a million or over a hundred million. We're like, oh. This is pinball. Can I get that back? Oh, I did get it back. And this is dumb. Dracula fear zaps. Sharks, man, come on. I got them rateronies running. And destroy him utterly. You got this. Vateroni the Transylvanian Tree. Vateroni? Vateroni the Transylvanian Tree. Yum yum. Nailed it. Walk away. Good rats. Decent rats. You mean Good Rats, Pieces of Bass. Whatever. Colorado, not El Dorado. Where am I? Are we having a pinball movie night pre-Pinbird? Holy crap, that'd be cool. We're going to watch Johnny the Monarch, Dracula, Twilight Zone, Little Shop of Horrors, Walking Dead. I want to see some Baywatch. Star Trek. Star Trek, obviously. Johnny the Monarch. Shami Mamanamit. Doctor Who. What is happening? Get in there! Oh, in there! With a 20 gigabyte HD brain, limitless storage. Uh, the memories. The memories. Uh, Skippy, Twilight Zone is a series and it was also with a bunch of famous people. John Lithgow, the guy that leads the creature of the wing. That wasn't John Lithgow. Yeah, it was. That was a different person. It was John Lithgow. Oh, what? Yeah. I can't hear anything. John Lithgow. No, that was a Star Trek guy. John Lithgow. In the newer Twilight Zone movie it was John Lithgow. No, the original one. Not John Leguizamo, John Lithgow. Not Luigi from the Mario Bros. movie. We're talking the dad from Spawn. I know. Not the hair from Spawn? We're talking William Shatner was the original guy that saw the monster on the edge of the wing of the plane. Wait, is this John Lithgow? Oh, it's William Shatner. I know one thing. On the internet. This is it. My only thing that I know. There's something on the wing. It was! No, it's John Lithgow. Oh, you're watching like new redone stuff. This is the original version. Okay, in your mind, Little Shop of Horrors, who's the creep that might go into the dungeon? Rick Moranis? Okay, you're thinking of the newer stuff. You already know Little Shop of Horrors. What is going on? What the fuck was that? Pardon my language. Yo, you got superior. Why did I do that? You got your... wait, it's Jack's ball. What just happened? I told you, that happens. Love you, thanks for ruining my skill shot. That was bizarre. What is this? What is this BS? I had a multiball ready. No you didn't! Look at this junk. I had a multiball ready. No, see, you gotta see it. I got sad, though. Look at my score. You didn't get your score again. You're lighting the hell up under the ceiling bricks. I love it. Guys, I... My multiball was ready, guys. You already won. Tag! You can go rest. Hit seven. You already won. 7 o'clock. Or $7. $7? Hey, up. I love that. Okay. What is that song? Who is that terrible band? It's like Eagle Eye Cherry or something. Is that even a band? No, it's that person. Eagle Eye Cherry. Oh, Eagle Eye Cherry. Evil Eye Cherry. Can I get... Oh my god, my life's over. Don't extend your thumbs. Don't extend your face. Are we done? I gotta roll. Where are my sympathy coins? Oh, that's eagle-eyed cherry. So Nick has 12, Richie has 7, Jack has 6. I'm gonna do this. 5, 6, 7, 8. Oh, Richie has 8. 5 plus 3 is 8. William Shatner, bro. It's John Lithgow. No, he's the one from Third Rock from the Sun. Yeah, guys. Can you Google The Twilight Zone movie. Who is the guy that's like... No, not the movie, the series. There's something. You mean Harry and the Hendersons. Yeah, Richie and the Tender Sands. It's Richie's new band. Internet, thank you so much. This has been an incredible week. I love you guys so greatly. Bram Stoker's Dracula has caused us some great emotional turmoil. It's a hard game. It's a fun game. I encourage you to go out in the world and play this machine because you will experience what we've been dealing with for a week. Thanks to Richie for coming out. Nick Campbell, as always. Look, look, look. That's what you're saying there. Now type movie. Type Twilight Zone movie wing. I'm Jack Danger. I love the flipping pants off of you guys. That's incredible. Everything's on here. Yeah, look at this. Look at William Shatner on the plane. Yeah, but you type William Shatner. I know. You type Jack Danger wing airplane, and it's going to be my face going, there's something on the wing. Okay, let's flip. So what I understand is you have another person in the movie. Yeah. So here's what I'll do. I'll say wing. John Lithgow. And then I'll say Twilight. Zone. Yeah. And then we'll see... Who pops up first. We'll see who pops up first. I like it. This is good. Wing, plane, wing, Twilight Zone, wing, plane, wing, William Shatner, William Shatner, William Shatner, William Shatner. What is even any of this stuff? That's the monster outside of the wing. Oh, guys. Come on. Internet, have a great weekend. I love you. I don't even know what Nick's showing me. There's something. Oh, oh, that's weird. Look. He's like, look it. Internet. Go play some pinball. I love you. Thank you for all the follows. John, get the hell out of here. Thank you for the subscribers. Thank you for all the follows. Thank you for all the donations. Guys, we couldn't do this without you and we're going to continue to do it with you. It's going to be great. If you're in Chicago, then go home. Because we don't want you here. You know, like, go for it. The traffic's ridiculous. Check IMDB, Jack, don't listen to Nick. Y'all, you all don't know. Guys, John Lithgow. You're making up words, it's not even a real person. Get, okay, go watch the Mario Brothers movie, the skinny guy who plays Luigi, saw something in an airplane. That's John Leguizamo. And he was also, he was also the captain of, like, some spaceship on a TV show that no one cares about, Star Wars. I don't know what happened. John Leguizamo was the guy who was the captain on Star Wars. And he played Spawn in Spawn. Yeah, he was Spawn in the movie Dragon Lady. Okay, kids, I love you. Holy farts. Richie, do you have anything to say to the Internet? I don't have anything to say. No, get up there. Come on. Come on, please. Get up there. Hold on. Can you give him the sunglasses really quick? Yeah, here. If you talk to the Internet up close, you've got to wear sunglasses. Yeah, you've got to get close up. It's Friday, so I'm going to get drunk. My Internet. How was that? Was that good? That was great. That was good. Campbell? It's Friday night, so it's taco night, so I'm going to go eat some tacos. Play some pinball. Bye, internet. Where are you going to go eat tacos? It's taco night. Where? My own abode. Oh, you mean adobe. Adobe. Fucking ava. My own abode. Deal with it. Double sunglasses. Wait, let me steal these sunglasses really quick, internet. Excuse me, guys. Have a wonderful evening. I love you dearly. Have a wonderful night. Go play some pinball. God, I look way better in sunglasses. Do I look like a grandma in these? Yeah, you kind of look like a hot grandma. I can't actually even see anything. Ladies. Grandma? You look really dorky. Guys, I've got to look cool really quick. Here, look cool, look cool. I want a taco limo. Ladies and gentlemen, have a wonderful evening. Tacos. Is that burrito? I love you dearly. We play pinball because we love it, but we also love to play pinball for you. You've now entered the Twilight Zone. Oh. Can you guys do Jackie the taco? Guys, is there such an emote where I'm eating tacos? What's emote long for? Emo? Yeah. It's an emotional motor icon. Emotional motor icons. Motor icons. Hasta la vista, baby. Bye, internet. All right, guys, we're leaving. We're leaving. Can I grab this? Hey, Richie. How you doing, buddy? We're doing a talk show now? Yeah, now we're doing a talk show, guys. Now we're planning a late night pinball talk. Ladies and gentlemen. So, Nick, how long have you been playing pinball, buddy? Well, I'd like to say my whole life, but that's not actually true. It's only about four or five years. Yep, yep, yep. I got into it when I was a kid, but kind of took a break. Yeah, we love kids. We love kids. Oh, man, Jack's usually tacos and burritos with salt. Oh, look. Look how good that is. I fucking hate tacos with salt on them. Donate to kids. Hey, Internet, good night. Happy Friday. All right, guys. Hey, sleep tight. We'll never forget you. There's a good chance I'm not going to make it home tonight, so I hope you enjoyed the very last stream of Deadflip.