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METALLICA (PRO) - STERN 2013 #Pinball 09/15/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 38m·analyzed·Sep 18, 2015
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TL;DR

DeadFlip plays Metallica Pro, confirms Game of Thrones at Expo, discusses TwitchCon travel.

Summary

DeadFlip streams gameplay of Stern's 2013 Metallica Pro edition on September 15, 2015. The host discusses upcoming TwitchCon attendance, confirms Game of Thrones pinball will appear at Pinball Expo, and provides casual commentary on pinball machines and community topics while playing. The stream is largely unstructured with frequent chat interactions and tangents.

Key Claims

  • Game of Thrones pinball will be at Pinball Expo with 100% certainty

    high confidence · Host directly confirms to chat viewer asking about Game of Thrones at Pinball Expo: 'Zach Sharpe, I can tell you with Blackwater 100% certainty, it is. And will be there.'

  • There is not much difference between Pro and Premium editions of Metallica

    medium confidence · Host states: 'honestly, there isn't that much of a difference between the Pro and the Premium Edition.'

  • Jersey Jack Pinball is still a boutique company that doesn't have production speed matching Stern

    medium confidence · Host explains Hobbit delays: 'Jersey Jack Pinball is still a boutique company. and they don't have, you know, their ball isn't rolling as fast as Stern's is, so it takes a little longer for them to pick up steam'

  • Steve Richie is known as 'the King of speed' in pinball design

    medium confidence · Host comments on Game of Thrones speed expectations: 'Game of Thrones is a Richie game, there's no way it's slow. There you go. He's the King of speed, ladies and gentlemen.'

  • Spooky Pinball has announced a second title and may have something to reveal at Pinball Expo

    medium confidence · Host discusses Spooky production: 'Spooky Pinball's putting out, they're cranking on I mean, they have America's Most Haunted and they already announced their second title and I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't something to look at at Pinball Expo.'

Notable Quotes

  • “This is the Pro Edition, the base model of Metallica, and it's a hell of a lot of fun. And honestly, there isn't that much of a difference between the Pro and the Premium Edition.”

    DeadFlip host@ 18:04 — Direct assessment of Metallica Pro vs Premium differentiation, relevant to product positioning discussion

  • “I waxed this yesterday. This ball shoots. This game shoots frickin' bullets.”

    DeadFlip host@ 23:09 — Commentary on freshly waxed playfield creating significantly altered ball physics and game difficulty

  • “Jersey Jack Pinball is still a boutique company. and they don't have, you know, their ball isn't rolling as fast as Stern's is, so it takes a little longer for them to pick up steam”

    DeadFlip host@ 30:51 — Industry commentary on relative production capacity and speed differences between manufacturers

  • “Zach Sharpe, I can tell you with Blackwater 100% certainty, it is. And will be there.”

    DeadFlip host@ 17:33 — Confirmation that Game of Thrones pinball will appear at Pinball Expo 2015

  • “Game of Thrones is a Richie game, there's no way it's slow. There you go. He's the King of speed, ladies and gentlemen.”

    DeadFlip host@ 31:43 — Recognition of Steve Richie's design reputation for fast-paced games

Entities

DeadFliporganizationStern PinballcompanyJersey Jack PinballcompanySpooky PinballcompanyMetallica (Pro)gameGame of ThronesgameThe Wizard of OzgameFull Throttlegame

Signals

  • ?

    business_signal: Jersey Jack Pinball characterized as boutique manufacturer with slower production capacity compared to Stern

    medium · Host discusses Hobbit delays: 'Jersey Jack Pinball is still a boutique company. and they don't have, you know, their ball isn't rolling as fast as Stern's is'

  • ?

    community_signal: Host provides giveaways to community members and maintains active chat interaction during streams

    high · Host states: 'I have all your information for mailing out all the giveaways' and continuously engages with chat throughout stream

  • ?

    event_signal: Spooky Pinball has announced second title following America's Most Haunted with possible Pinball Expo reveal

    medium · Host: 'Spooky Pinball's putting out, they're cranking on I mean, they have America's Most Haunted and they already announced their second title and I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't something to look at at Pinball Expo'

  • ?

    event_signal: Game of Thrones pinball confirmed for Pinball Expo 2015 with high certainty

    high · Host states directly: 'Zach Sharpe, I can tell you with Blackwater 100% certainty, it is. And will be there.' regarding Game of Thrones at Pinball Expo

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Gary Stern did not attend scheduled appearance on stream; reason not specified as conflict or cancellation policy

    high · Host states: 'Our guests today flaked on us. Gary Stern. But we'll get them back. Another time, perhaps.' and later 'That's why I don't like telling people who's coming'

Transcript

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0:00
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bee bee bee ba bas bal ba dee ba buried a Tou too Oh hello Internet As it turned out, there was a little issue with our microphone, and I should have fixed it, so you may want to turn down your speaker.
0:36
Y'all ready for this? Sorry, guys, I was seriously rendering up. I ran into this room. I'm out of breath.
0:48
Can you guys hear me? What's up, Llama? Love you, buddy. Llama's defeat. Uh-oh. Damn. It's cold in here.
1:14
What? It's cold in here. Are you loud and clear? Hell yes. Guys, I got all your information for mailing out all the giveaways. I will try to do that before I leave for TwitchCon. I'm just crazy swamped with work right now.
2:10
Baba Booey, Baba Booey. Baba Booey's teeth. Sig Sag, good to see you. Oh wait, I turned some lights on again.
Steve Richieperson
Gary Sternperson
Zach Sharpeperson
Pinball Expoevent
TwitchConevent
America's Most Hauntedgame
PinBurghevent
  • ?

    product_strategy: Metallica Pro and Premium editions have minimal feature differences according to streamer assessment

    medium · Host comments: 'honestly, there isn't that much of a difference between the Pro and the Premium Edition'

    • 2:22
    Scrunch. Ah, Scrunch. Good evening. Oh man. Sorry about last night, folks. We streamed until like 1 in the morning.
    2:55
    And by streaming, I mean I drank too much and danced until 1 in the morning. You Thai-eating SOB. Man, I had some delicious freaking Thai food delivered at 2 in the morning. The delivery guy was not happy with me. at all. He rolled up and he's just like, yeah. I'm like, it's all right, bro. My money's still good at two in the morning. Get over it. Why do I almost miss the dance party?
    3:36
    Guys, you gotta start dancing. Oh, to hopefully, to hopefully fix the, uh, the lagginess on the cell phone stream thing that I'm doing, I got these bad boys. It's RAM. How do you put it in the computer? Osric, good to see you. Astro, what's cracking, buddy? Quit?
    4:06
    Good to see you quit? Jismo, what's up, buddy? Can you guys hear the music okay? Is it too loud? How do I sound? I haven't had a chance to really fine-tune any of this. I want to make sure it all sounds okay. How was Rocket Metallica last night? It was pretty bad. Guys, the reason I don't like to announce when people are coming on the show is for exactly the reason that happened this morning. Gary Stern is not coming today. And his daughter is not coming. Your mic is better than it has been in weeks? Yeah. There was a little discrepancy with a cable, but that's gone now, so welcome back. Welcome back, microphone.
    5:10
    What up you ting tong, what up Dimension, good to see you buddy. Alright, can I get one of those emotes?
    5:40
    Snowboarder, what's up dude? Water polo, man, everyone's here. Jody asked me why I wasn't there. I'm like, I got pins here. I don't need to go all the way to the turn. And especially right now because I have to go to TwitchCon, the crap I gotta do before I stream, I was working and animating until the very last second and I was like right there and I ran over here. I'm exhausted. I'm sorry you name dropped yesterday. Sorry 609. Oh, RIP. You should go there and help him, Baldeo. Oh yeah. No sterns.
    6:47
    Drink a Red Bull and game on. Oh god. I think I'll get diarrhea if I drink a Red Bull. Actually, let's drink a Red Bull.
    7:00
    What did go wrong? Ah, anyway. What the hell's up, guys? Good evening. Warm and gross.
    7:30
    I think I'll put my hands through a trick or red bull. Let's trick or red bull. Lord's Queen. What's up, dude?
    7:40
    The red one with vodka. The yellow one's really good. Table cam. What's up, buddy? Hmm. Guys, I wanted to chat a little bit. I wanted to, like, dig around in Pinside and find cool stuff to chat about.
    8:00
    I'm gonna lose this fight I just now bought a time for a dinner Can't decide it's going out I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die There's no will to be Now I see you won't be Like I used to be I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die I won't let you go I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die Oh, you're so cold
    8:39
    I'm so confused Hello guys, what's up? I'm telling you, my family's been eating out Uh, guys, I didn't go home last night. I just crashed on the couch and ate some Thai food
    9:07
    and woke up this morning and went right back to work. Got a lot of dick comments? Wow. Guys, RIP inside. RIP. RIP inside.
    9:28
    Pin... Sider. We're looking at camera tripods for streaming. Yeah. Uh, WFNOZ, thank you, buddy. You're my hero, too.
    9:44
    Sides the game. Shut your mouth, Snake. Ladies and gentlemen, I need to know something. Um, Pinball Subreddit has been getting spammed by SoYouThink.
    9:55
    Really? So you think you can dance? Oh, so I leave Thursday. I didn't go home last night because I was way too drunk. Whatever, doesn't matter. I leave Thursday morning to go to San Francisco because TwitchCon is Friday and Saturday.
    10:21
    I'm sorry, that was disgusting. Almost done. Okay, we're done. And I am going to bring my mobile rig because I can carry it. Now, my only question for you guys who have traveled with bigger things is I have a microphone stand and then this light stand that can all compress together. Can I bring that with me on the plane? Is that a thing? because I talked to like UPS or freaking, I don't know who it was, about shipping my actual big tower, and they're like, man, if you want it there in time, we can get it there by Wednesday for $300. I was like, I might as well buy a new freaking computer for $300 when I'm out there.
    11:19
    If not, Barb, yes. Yeah, because I just want to... Why not just bring the mic? Why not just bring the stand the mic came with? Well, no, I need something to hold the cameras to. Pluto, what's up, buddy?
    11:38
    Good to see you, man. Pluto is letting me be his date to the Twitch prom. It's going to be great. Okay.
    11:50
    Yo, Twitch prom, right? Just bundle it together and you're good? Okay. You got hands, just hold them.
    12:01
    Pluto, good to see you, buddy. Thanks again for inviting me or throwing me on the plus one, man. You're the best. The best I ever had.
    12:13
    You the, you the best. Can I come with you to Twitch, John? Oh, Zach, you're my arm candy. Excellent. I'll get a sexy hairdo, dress all super sharp, and just be flicking everyone off the entire time with my hand closed. UPS, you pay cash. No kidding. I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to tear it all down, throw everything in a backpack and then just have the two stand and just walk in with it and if you're like you can't bring... no what do I do? I don't know how this works. Pluto, do you know like how I can buy a new camera tripod set up and return it in a couple of days? I'm not about that life.
    13:17
    Easy brah. Donate to Katerinos. Let's open up Pinside here and see what crap people are talking. You can rent gear? Well, I own the gear. I shouldn't have to frickin' rent anything.
    13:36
    It's essentially two mic stains. Can I just walk in with that? That's all I'm looking for, is like a solid yes or no if that's gonna let it happen.
    13:48
    What? Lethal, Frag. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers and butts up for my boy, Frag? Frag, I'll see you very soon. We'll battle, and you're probably going to beat me.
    14:16
    No, Pluto, what I'm doing is I'm hopping on a plane, and I'm bringing my mobile rig with me, which is a laptop, all my cameras, all my cables and stuff like that. but I need my mic stands to hold both my mic and my cameras, and I'm just wondering if I'm able to bring the stands with me on the plane.
    14:37
    It won't fit in carry-on. Is this something they can throw under the plane? Is that a thing? Can they throw it under the plane?
    14:49
    Is that a thing? Frag, I love you, buddy. Thanks so much, man. These notes are out of date. You have to check it as baggage. You can wrap it and check it.
    15:08
    Right? That is all I was looking for. Thank you, brother. Can you get that to her? Yeah. I think that's what's going to happen. I'm going to wrap it up in, like, uh, Stelophane and check it. Maybe not Stelophane. That might look like drugs.
    15:26
    I have this. Plastic wrap. I'll just wrap them up in that. Will they fit in your check baggage? No, they're huge. They're huge. Guys, brah, they're huge. So do you guys know of anything on pin side that's been sparking any craziness that you want to chat about? Or do you just want to play pinball? I mean, I'm difficult.
    16:06
    Probably be cool to chat a little bit about the what the hell did I just do? I don't understand Windows.
    16:12
    Oh my God, what did I just do? What the crap just happened? Is that the double marks? Not drugs. Is there other drugs in that bag?
    16:31
    Not drugs? They're like, oh. There's probably not drugs in that. There we go. I said you were like those fleshy arms. Let me... Oh, right on, cable cam.
    16:53
    More computer problems. I just don't understand how to use a, uh, a PC at all. I'm not like a frickin' computer scientist.
    17:11
    What do I look like, a computer scientist? Alright, Sean, we'll smack the ball around, buddy. That's my bar.
    17:27
    Chicka-tang, chicka-tang, chicka-tang. Do you think that Game of Thrones pinball machine will be at Pinball Expo? Zach, I can tell you with 100% certainty, it is. And will be there.
    17:40
    Yeah, Draft Joker. Frank subbed for his third month in a row. What a champion. Make him say nuts. Stop. Good evening, oh, hold on, what am I doing?
    17:58
    Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadflip Pinball. Today is day two on Stern's Metallica. This is the pro model, the base model of Metallica, and it's a hell of a lot of fun. And honestly, there isn't that much of a difference between the pro and the premium.
    18:16
    Outside of that, we're just going to try to blow it up. This is freshly waxed, so it's playing like a rocket ship. It's a pain in the butt, but we're going to try to make it work. Our guests today flaked on us. Gary Stern.
    18:34
    But we'll get them back. Another time, perhaps. That's not a big deal. Thursday in the morning, I leave for TwitchCon. So depending on what I'm able to bring with me on an airplane dictates if I'm going to be streaming Thursday and Friday. We'll see. We will see. I love you. By the way.
    18:57
    Yeah, Buckley, all the Spirits shirts are gone. Who's the last? I forgot who got the Pizza Wizard shirt.
    19:07
    What happened with MLP? It doesn't exist. You found Red Hook because of Frag? Heck yeah, buddy. Frag is the business, and we're going to fight on a pinball machine.
    19:20
    You know how we do. Drama. Game of Thrones playfields too cluttered? Really? Wait, you're leaving next Thursday, right? Pluto. No, I'm leaving this Thursday. Wait a second. Hold on. Did I book too early? Tell me I did not. Um, hold on When is TwizzCon?
    19:47
    It's not this week? I'm confused Twitch Is for sure next weekend So it's not Okay, yes I take everything back. It's the 25th. Okay. Now let me make sure I didn't book my airplane incorrectly.
    20:22
    Let's play some Metallica. So we got a ticket. Airplane tickets, please. Airplane tickets. airplane tickets. What did I use? Did I use a kayak or something? Guys, this is compelling Twitch stuff right now. Your flights will be the 24th. I hope. Uh, Sam. I don't even know where my airplane tickets are. Fran... Cisco. Okay. So. Air... The week is saved. Yeah, so we're going to stream all week then. I think we're fine. I'll go get another sweet haircut and then we'll be good. You're saying that's your least favorite? Oh, really? You don't like the GOT design? Are we ever going to play pinball? Yo, Zach, you need to chill, buddy. Oh, by the way, I talked to your dad, and I didn't mean to say dad, I talked to your uncle, and he digs the work, so that's great. Oh, hair. Wait, O-R-D.
    21:57
    Nothing matters, no one is. Okay, well here's what I'll do. I'll pretend to play while I'm looking for my ticket.
    22:16
    It's going pretty well, actually. Um, I think we're good. Flip now. Are we ever going to drink more Red Bull? Um.
    22:49
    Okay. Thank you for pointing that out because I'm bad with scheduling. Super duper bad in text, as it turns out.
    23:05
    One handed play like you always should. Like I mentioned, I waxed this yesterday. This ball shoots. This game shoots frickin' bullets.
    23:18
    I got everyone's address for the giveaways, absolutely. I am gonna spread everything out then. I thought I was going to be gone. So it shouldn't be a problem.
    23:29
    Could not be a problem. Look how fast this game is, man. I would have been at the airport wondering why they won't let me on. They're like, sir, your flight isn't until next week. And I'd be like, no. And they'd be like, sir, just check your ticket. And I'd be like, it's America. You don't have to check nothing. Strip search me. And then I'll just keep saying strip search me over and over again. Until they do it. He's a great animator and he has trouble with schedules. Yeah.
    24:11
    Thrones leia doesn't look anything like the hobbit leia. Who said it looked like the hobbit? I waxed it and it's waxing me. That is very true. I cannot wait to get my hands on Game of Thrones. I don't care about what things look like, it's how the shots feel to my hands. Why would I wax Metallica? Why would I wax a Metallica? This is the dumbest idea anyone's ever had. Oh, look at that, it broke my thumb. Is that a thing? Mom?
    25:06
    Can you turn the game volume up? I sure can. Can you, you can hear me though, right? Just making sure. Now you know what Needivision looks like, sucka.
    25:19
    Thanks, Bowen. Sucka. Thanks for coming, Bowen. I love you. Hey, Bowen, do you know what Papa is doing at Expo? And if I'm going to be assisting in that in any way, because I think John Refogle, Roflogel mentioned that I would be helping them sometimes.
    25:52
    Because Deathlip has their own totally dope thing that's going on at Expo also. Not necessarily to do with streaming, but it's going to be dope.
    26:06
    Let's go. Bravo. 316. I think it's coming. If I haven't said it already, I love you. I'll be in Pittsburgh this weekend and they'll ask me about it? Cool. Yeah, Bowen, just let him know, honestly, if I'm free and not already streaming, I am absolutely more than happy to come on to Papa TV.
    26:30
    Papa TV was my inspiration to even start streaming, so I'm more than happy to show some love. Oh, come on! Joey! Joey! Joey! Come on! Worshittin' all the bills! Hand it over to me! Oh, I don't know this house. Sizzler? I don't know this house. Make sure this game isn't too loud, it's like really loud. Are you sure this game isn't too loud? It's like really loud. Shoot, shoot, shoot! Got it. Oh, sh... What a game, here we go. Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot! What? I can't hear you! You're gonna try to call this place? Oh, I'm jealous, JP! Like, stupid, stupid jealous. I love Todd. We suffer the same ailments, although his is a little more aily than mine.
    28:05
    So that could be quad-duper-storied. Jack took his pod. James. Or if I've read better. You smell like glassy and sweet bastard, James. Oh, kiss it. Oh my god, turn up the volume, I think the machine is muted. Kappa, Kappa, Kappa, Kappa B? Why do I want to say Kappa B? What is Kappa B? Nothing? Never gave you any. I want more, Scott, you didn't. We all want more dragon spread. We all do.
    29:17
    Okay, let's hit a great one. A bit louder? I don't think we can go any louder, so I need to maintain an okay relationship with my neighbors. Oh, I backhanded that earlier and it fell. No.
    29:46
    Man, the freaking plays right now. I'd say we're looking at some quality A Division level plays right now. Not really! I did that in the wrong word.
    30:17
    How this playfield is crazy wide open. I haven't had a chance to play it and I'm stoked to get my hands on it. At, uh, I'm sure Expo. They have to have one at Expo, they have to. What the frickin' trash was this? Wake to death. I like that Hobbit has, uh, it brought back the, um, trolls mechanism. That's pretty cool. Hobbit's delayed because, uh, Jersey Jack is still a boutique company. and they don't have, you know, their ball isn't rolling as fast as Stern's is, so it takes a little longer for them to pick up steam, I think is what's happening.
    31:21
    Although it looks like Spooky might, like Spooky's putting out, they're cranking on I mean, they got America's Most Haunted and they already announced their second title and I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't something to look at at Expo.
    31:43
    Thrones is a Richie game, there's no way it's slow. There you go. He's the king of speed, ladies and gentlemen.
    31:54
    The king of speed. How much cocaine did Steve Ricci do in his life? Do you suppose? Just living the life as, like, the cool pinball dude.
    32:08
    Wait, what? Don't talk about drugs? Okay, sorry. Oh, bone. I agree, man. I got to play full throttle at Pinburg. It was awesome.
    32:33
    Jay, did you ever have any trouble following the ball because the thing is moved up? Oh, man. What now? The squares.
    32:45
    Ooh, three balls. So let's battle. I was talking to Andrew Highway for a minute about getting one of the full throttle on the show, but then he sort of lost contact. I'm a little sad about that. Oh, that was... Yes, make it. Oh, get in there. Go do it. Oh, caught. Oh, you got him. Oh, he's used up so much.
    33:50
    Barbecue. Well, Threadle makes you feel like a boss when you make shots and can also be super... Yeah. That is such a fun shot, backhanding the grave marker. Suck a patch.
    34:21
    Um, I don't even know what to do with Jersey Jack, man. We still, we worked on Freaky Woz and we don't even have one. Like, what the, what can dip clips, man?
    34:34
    Or whatever people say about it. Can you seriously not do that? Oh, my God. Love you. Love this machine. Yeah, Grimlet. Metallica's a blast, dude. Just be careful how much Novus tea you put on the plate Joe. Ah, hamburgers. Just flipping like a house. Oh my god. You know what? I think I actually helped that ball out.
    35:47
    Oh no, Tommy, that sucks, dude. Alright, Roy. Your name, buddy. The, uh, easy, easy, folks. If you're unfamiliar, here at Deadflip, we play no ball saves, no extra balls, super wide out runs. Okay? Just putting it out there. On top of the fact that I just waxed this thing yesterday, and it is now, uh, Like someone mentioned from the Griswold Christmas movie,
    36:35
    where Chevy Chase sprays the bottom of his sled with that polymer and just rockets down the second hill.
    36:52
    Bruh. Yo, bruh. What up, Surprise Baby? Good to see you, dude. Surprise face. Flip. Oh, I love you. Rampant.
    37:08
    Jeez. Oh. The speed. The speed on this ball. That was my reference. Yeah, it's no secret. Sure, dude.
    37:24
    Oh, yeah. Oh, I nailed that. Sure. Yeah, 6A. Is 2 billion a high score in Twilight Zone with 3 balls and no extra balls? Oh, that's a great high score, ZZChop.
    37:47
    Put a bunch of hand motions on the game, does that make sense? Coach, ruling penguin! May the Bucks be with you, and also with you.
    37:57
    I'm not saying I've ever heard that call out. Zip, zip, zip, zop, zop, zapping. Well, when you missed a very informative pinball stream last night, buddy, I streamed until about 1 in the morning, and I think of the seven hours that I streamed, screen, two of it was actually pinball. I don't speak Dutch. I don't speak Dutch either, I'm gonna do it again.
    38:46
    That's a read. Why? Why? Why do that? Why? Why? Why? Why? Yeah, that's what I thought. So we got that locked in. Last night was nuts. He almost bashed someone's head in on screen. That's right, someone tried to break into the studio. That was terrifying.
    39:19
    Now you know. You don't mess with dangerous pins. Because, you know, they're gonna die. You had a crazy week with a party over the weekend Aw dude the stream on Saturday was dope Uh we had one of the bands that played Riot Fest here in Chicago swing by and battle me in some pinball It was pretty awesome. White Mystery. I'm not a snitch. Just kidding, I don't know. I don't know why I'm playing like this. Here we go. I want that. Give me the, I'm just trying to hit a grave marker. Grave. Okay. There we go. I'm going to hit a grave marker. I'm just trying to hit a grave mark there.
    40:21
    Grave. Okay. Whoa, that backhand ran, which isn't a thing. We're going to seek and destroy. Did someone mention a New England pinball thing that's happening soon? Or something?
    40:56
    Of course, certainly be just as strange. Oh, baby. I think somebody somewhere was mentioning that. What the hell, baby, what was that? Mom? Bounce? Oh, I love you. Oh, now I hate you. You! Oh, love you again.
    41:27
    Hell yeah! Heh heh heh heh! That shot is so fun! That is such a fun freaking shot on this game.
    41:47
    Pinwins? Pintovers, that's... The Pinball Museum is something still you have to see... Stop... Oh, get that!
    42:06
    Vile ether! You're not old! You're just seasoned, right? Isn't that... isn't that... The terminology for that.
    42:22
    Gimpo cartoon! What's going on buddy? That was a terrible attempt at a live test. So was that. So was that. Steven. I like how the magnet is not grabbing the ball right now.
    42:53
    The, uh... Oh, come on. There you go. Get in there, Snake's mouth. Get that mount. What the hell was that?
    43:25
    Alright, so now we got the add ball. Now we go for that... That? No. Hold on, hold on everybody. Still out. Hit the things. Yeah. That's what I wanted.
    43:51
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy. Oh, what the crap.
    44:02
    Rocket Milky Ball! I parted. I parted you for a long time. In, um, on purpose? Five X bonus. For the moon, the belt tolls, in my opinion, is the best mode.
    44:34
    Uh, surprise face, yes. It also makes you incredibly, uh, good looking. The phone numbers. Let me just talk about the phone numbers, you know? It's like, I have one.
    44:51
    Crap, I collected that way too early. I didn't want that yet. What? Your underwear is on backwards. Why didn't you set that?
    45:18
    Yeah, that shouldn't have been a tilt. That was pretty D.S. on the surface. I didn't swear. Well... How was your hangover? Pretty... pretty legit. Um... Also didn't get much sleep. Because I slept here at the office and had to be up and ready to go by the time people started showing up. No way. But thanks for asking. Ten pennies.
    45:55
    No! No! Magnifique! Oh, I tried to tell you, but you didn't tell me, jerk. That's good. So guys, how about Gary Bailey on me? Man, that sucks.
    46:31
    Just kidding. He's a busy guy. I just want to talk motorcycles with him, you know? Let's get sad with it.
    46:46
    Awesome. I love that combo so much. That is possibly my favorite shot on this routine. Combo right ramp into the piston. Oh!
    47:09
    Carries all my shit. Girly card, what's up? Thank you for coming. Why would I give someone $10 to be on my show? Give me $10.
    47:22
    Damn it. Roy, Woe Nelly is... I enjoy it. I think it's pretty fun. The art's under fire, but... What are you going to do?
    47:46
    I want ten dollars. Give me the ten dollars. Again. Oh, crap. Leave this place away. Something, something every day.
    48:10
    Something, something, something, something. You're telling me that offering Gary Stern $10 would guarantee that he would come here?
    48:25
    If anything, he likes cigars with $10 bills. Ah, I wouldn't do it. Girly card. We all want $10. Everyone. Everyone wants $10.
    48:46
    Everyone give yourself $10 right now. Amazing. This is why maybe we want to trade the ball. So let's hope for a monster ball three.
    49:16
    Please. Born and foreign, thank you for your donation. I'm glad you did the stream. You're amazing. Thank you for the donation.
    49:32
    Born and foreign. I hope I'm saying that right. Born and foreign, thank you for your donation. Our donation.
    49:41
    What is that, a rainbow lightsaber? Is that Monkey Emperor? What's up, dude? Awesome. Ah, thanks for the host, buddy.
    49:57
    What's he messing with? I think Wax deserves a ball save. I think so, too, man. Hell yeah.
    50:20
    Aw, balls. What the? The wax is real, kid. The wax is real. Two-person rave. Woo! My man. Rave's a rave, my friend. A rave is a rave.
    50:42
    It's like a party with two people is still a party. Or a poppy or a... I don't know what I'm going to say.
    50:56
    There's a little bit better. Please. Metallica songs. Oh, get in there. Yo, Zim. Thanks for coming, buddy.
    51:10
    Drum, what's up? Starting to really like this table. Thank you for the stream. Hey, Boo-Boo, you're welcome, bud. Thanks for coming. Hey, Jack, think I could drink a liter of root beer in ten seconds? Um, yes. Wait, how much is a liter?
    51:27
    If a liter is a thimbleful, then yes. If a liter is also a gallon, then yes. Yes. That sounded like a ball hitting the cabinet. Uh, yeah, it does.
    51:47
    It's...whoa! Come on, man! A leader is half a two-leader. Oh! One six for the Vajasthas. Only a six. What is this? Is this Great School?
    52:14
    Oh ho ho ho ho! Stay down, Dingo. Shouldn't have done it. Um, I say just try it, and then when you throw up, um, try to scream my name while vomit's coming out of your mouth.
    52:44
    I'll try, but with a guitar solo. Don't forget to wipe that slime on your side. Couldn't charm it. Dunk with some crackers. Right? SodaStream? Dude, SodaStream is the business. What the hell?
    53:16
    What the hell? Please live. Look at this crap. Look at this crap. Can we talk about, um, thievery and getting robbed?
    53:36
    Over and over and over. How am I missing this much? Amazing. The funny thing about Metallica is I literally just learned yesterday how to properly light snakeball. because I had no idea prior to that and it's really freaking simple.
    54:21
    In fact, it's been lit and I keep shitting the bed. That's all I wanted was to hit that shot. Ball one.
    54:32
    Look at this crap. Probably going to drain. Shot catch. Not even worth it. So, what do you do during snake? Is it fuel what you do? Were you just answering me?
    54:54
    Can you bring another multi-volume snake? I guess is what I'm asking. Oh, I guess you just hit all the, you just hit all the stuff.
    55:12
    I have no idea. What's up, Digestive System? Someone tweet at James Hetfield and ask him how he got so good at voice acting.
    55:42
    Snake, Grave Marker, Multiball, Stag as well as... Really? Because it doesn't look like it was showing any progress towards the other multiballs. I know Coffin you can bring in Sparky or Gravestone or Headstone or whatever the crap it's called. Grave Marker. But when I was in Snake Multiball, I wasn't seeing any progress towards Sparky. So I don't know. Snake Coffin and Grave Marker Multi-Boss can all be stacked. Yeah, but you can't stack Sparky with Coffin.
    56:19
    Coffin is the only one that stacks with the newest code update. Okay, Mookie. Thank you, buddy. Layer 1.
    56:27
    Yeah, with old code you were able to stack Tricky with all things. Ever. Look at this. Look at this trash.
    56:37
    Woo! Yo, Jax, is there still coming by? Mini-Nic? Nah, he, uh, he cancelled on me. That's why I don't like telling people who's coming. Unless it's written in blood.
    57:00
    That whole, that whole poppy place. I think Blake nicely has like a, a good, a good, a term of endearment. Like, bro, you freaking pointed down me. This means, ah, man, you probably have some important stuff to do. I totally understand. It's kind of like when I say, man, you're a super big, huge ass, when really I'm just like, ah, it's cute that you did that thing. Yo, Patty, true Patty, what it do? How the hell are you, Patty? I feel like haven't seen you in chat in a long time.
    57:38
    Are you talking about the cloud streaming tax? Yes, that is a thing. That is definitely a thing. I love this machine. Yeah, Toxic, this game's fun. Something more important than hanging out with Jack is... Patty, that's good. Working is good.
    58:10
    I will tell you folks, this game normally isn't this tough. If it's looking like it's beating my butt, it's because I waxed it.
    58:18
    And now, as Kate had mentioned, it is waxing me. In the sand. Like I said. Yo, Amiza, obviously you want to watch whatever NHL 16 is.
    58:39
    Is that like an MTV thing? Is that like a band? Wizard War! Play this at Modern Pitball. Oh yeah, dude! That's awesome, man. You know, Modern Pitball is a place I still need to go check out. I haven't really hung out in New York that much. I've only gone for a very short period of time, and it was for work, and I didn't leave the studio I was working in. It was dumb. Uh... Triple A title or awesome pinball? Well, I don't know where you're watching awesome pinball. What kind of work is this? Look at this trash.
    59:19
    Oh, you know, multi-twitch. Can we build the most absurd multi-twitch with like, uh, Deathflip, some NHL hockey
    59:35
    stuff, people playing Magic the Gathering, the physical card game, and uh, I don't know, someone, someone painting Pokemon characters. Let's get, let's get that multi-twitch link rocking. Can I hit something? Oh, great, my wife's in chat, everyone.
    59:55
    Watch what you say. Laura, my yesterday flaked and my yesterday flaked. What am I going to do? How do I stop people from flaking?
    60:12
    Lotion, right? Oh jeez! Okay. That didn't last long, did it? Oh, life catch! Quick high level... body oils! Just kidnap them. Okay. I love you, E. Simpson.
    60:59
    Guys, have you guys had a... Okay, obviously you're not supposed to take someone's word on a game, as far as the pinball machine is concerned, as being good or bad. You have to really find out for yourself, because I know there's pinball machines I can't stand that some people are in love with, and vice versa. I encourage you all to go play Dead at East Simpson's so that you can see for yourself what I'm talking about. The game is a joke. My shooting is a joke right now. That's not what I was trying to do.
    61:36
    Go Canucks? Yeah, Josh Sharp, he didn't show up. That's okay. Yeah. Gah-gah. Dig a den, dig a den, dig a den, dig a den, dig a den.
    62:00
    Hooker and below? Yeah. Listen, when you get married, you're supposed to share everything. So, no more solo parties. You know what I'm saying?
    62:16
    What ball is this? It's a two? He's gonna hate, guys. He's gonna hate. Ah, where is it? Shimmer I don't know much about hockey but I do know that the Chicago um Ice Badgers hold on Blackhawks are uh the business apparently they're like the business uh Mookie I'd love to get coy on the stream I'll let you know that the when I was at Papa three years ago, okay? I wasn't a streamer. I was just some ding-dong guy in the pinball world playing pinball.
    63:19
    And it was one of the mornings before, like, the second day of Papa. And Nick Campbell and I went to this breakfast joint that all the pinball guys go to. Whatever. So we walk in. We sit down. We're starting to eat. And Coy Morris was like sitting at a table next to us and he looked over and he's like, oh, hey Jack Danger. And I almost, I almost, my heart almost exploded. I was like, I've made it. Coy Morris knows my name. This is all I've ever wanted in life.
    63:54
    And then this dragon came out. The Chicago Airsashers. That's the C-Squake through. Coy is the man, dude.
    64:11
    He's also like a... chemist that works on... What's the word? What's the thing that works for slippery stuff?
    64:24
    Man, I am... I must be hungry. My brain don't work. Polymer. He's a polymer chemist. What have I done?
    64:44
    Oh, jackpot! Give me your addresses and I will make sure you are not walking away with a gun. I'm still talking as crazy as I am.
    64:58
    Much love, Ghostface. Super terrifying. I love you, brother. Thank you for your donation. Could you guys hear that okay? I can't tell since I've fixed the mic what's actually working.
    65:18
    Is that Ghostface? No, never been able to hear it. I'm a KY chemist. The computer voice is a bit muffled.
    65:44
    That's because it's coming through a loudspeaker. A good bobbin, dude. Are you seeing this joke? Aperture Grills, what's up? You played against Koi at Pinberg? That's hilarious, man.
    66:13
    Koi's amazing. I remember one year, Koi and I were like... Was it last year? Yeah, I think it was last year. I went to Pinberg, and I was on the waiting list, and so was Koi. Coy was the next person in line to be allowed in and he didn't make it. And I was right behind him. And it was the most... I was like, if Coy Morris doesn't get to play, something's up.
    66:48
    So here's what we're gonna try to do. We're gonna try to get some money. And then we're going to hit the doubler just before we collect.
    67:06
    More drain. Or we just drain out of fury! Oh my god. That would have been 34 if I would have collected it with the doubler.
    67:17
    That would have been a lot of money actually. Give me a few, give me five, give me, give me, give me five! Oh, that's it. The old slingshot to crank it up trick.
    67:27
    You know how it is. Aw, that's for sure. Gary... Right. Gary Stern, welcome to the stream. you should be standing next to me and we should be cheersing vodka drinks together get out of here dude I don't believe listen if there's one thing I know about the internet nobody is who they are or who they say they are The men are back.
    68:18
    Whoa, what? I'm small. Welcome to the League, brother. You're on my thing. And I trained. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some flippers up for Einvall, please? I love you, buddy. That's the new sub. And, um, we'll make out later.
    68:34
    Dude, thank you, man. That's awesome. Let's play. Wait, what is this quote? It's like the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.
    68:54
    Flip it in butts. Uh, I enjoy your butts, my friend. Use them, don't even use them wisely, just go ham with them, man, just spam the crap out of it. Dead flip on a tablet NHL on TV. Make sure you don't want to flip that. So I can like look down at you and judge you.
    69:28
    Are you swapping princess? Folks the reason you won't see me do the super skill shot is we do not leave ball saves on on our machine so I we use this setup to learn how to play in competition and it just seems like an unnecessary risk when you don't have a ball save. I just love Chicago! Here we'll try it you ready?
    70:04
    Does that make you feel better? Timbal Joe, what's up, buddy? See ya, Laura. Maim sauce, homie. Maim sauce. Oh, that's a maim sauce. Oh, oh.
    70:24
    Slap it, don't strap it. That's what I always say. That seems, that got me. Whoa, that was pretty great.
    70:43
    Slap it, don't trap it. Drop. Slip it, don't tip it. Drop it. Tip. Bounce back. Tip. Uh, Toxic Ratman, the, here's why we do this, especially for the stream, if I'm in the middle of, if we have ball saves and extra balls and like the outlanes are like at default and stuff, I'm going to be playing one game for, you know, 45 minutes, and I won't be able to talk to you guys. And in these short little games, I can still chat, I can still show you guys how to do flipper maneuvers, learn the rules and stuff like that, instead of, like, monster blow it up. And if I happen to blow it up under these harsh circumstances, then bigger kudos to what's going on.
    71:52
    Tip flips are acceptable. And I missed the skill shot. Oh, you fridge. You dirty fridge. What are your thoughts on Family Guy Pinball? We just got it at my job and the technician has to rebuild it. However, he says it's not that great. I enjoy Family Guy. And I enjoy Shrek. I think the layout's good. And honestly, I think Stern would benefit from doing that more with their pinball machines. Come up with a cool layout for a game. and re-theme it without having to rebuild the, you know, reinvent the wheel.
    73:02
    That's where I think something like if you take a... That's a terrible theme. I don't know. Like you could take another stern and make, you know, everyone's freaking out about my My Little Pony joke, but you know, I'm sure that game would sell. That's exactly what we did with Game of Thrones pinball. Come on.
    73:33
    How do you want it? Hell yeah. Hell yeah, indeed did we do that. I got the super plane on the job. Strik was not a good theme, but the layout that they had for that game was interesting.
    73:57
    You know, it had the mini pinball machine upper playfield thing, which was cool. It had the bash toy in the middle, which was like a beer can for a family guy. And some of those dead end shots and stuff were pretty fun. The TV shot, where you're zipping, pretty People are speculating that there is a comic book version of Spider-Man pinball coming out.
    74:28
    Which would be awesome. Oh, I guess Yancey is already saying that's really happening. Okay, cool. There is already a Spider-Man pinball machine with the comic book art.
    74:47
    It's a wide body if I'm not mistaken. Or am I mistaken? JD gets no respect from Stern, yeah. Guys, I'll tell you right now, that's not Gary Stern's. I do not believe anything that Snake says. Just kidding, Gary, I love you.
    75:11
    Whoa, swears, guys, swears. Easy on the swears. Oh, the tips flicked us a bit. Bit, bit, bit. Hey, kid, I'm not sure if you got this, but we're going to cook you in white next year.
    75:37
    Why didn't I go today? That's a great question, Gary, sir. Now we just need, uh, who is it, actually Gary Strick and the real Gary Strick to show up. Those are another two super legit real Twitch accounts.
    76:09
    Come on! Dick, cradle separation gone wrong. You son of a baaaaam! That doesn't count. I was, um, trying to give the game a baby. Tell me folks, does the stream sound like it's pissing me off? Because it is. Does it sound better since I fixed the mic?
    76:51
    It should be louder for sure. What is he asking? I just want everyone to know how I am super nerding right now. Streaming Twitch on my TV, typing on phone, and playing League. No life. Ha ha ha! Patty, you're playing, uh, LOL?
    77:16
    Yeah, see that's super gross. The stream sounds super creamy and delicious. Your voice is clear and loud and it's good and thick and hoarse.
    77:31
    and kick kick punch kick punch it's all in the mind remember that crap for Rappler Rapper the lessons I teach you are sure to beat you but teaching you are not to give a lesson for teaching now kick and punch and turn and pose kick kick punch kick punch kick
    78:01
    This cream does sound very... bald dream. As long as it sounds creamy and delicious. What business does it have to eat and consume? What business does it do? Oh, my God.
    78:31
    Crap with the... Oh, sorry, Sean Quinn. I'll try to burp less. Now that we have sensitive mic-erinos.
    78:50
    Just tell me when you can hear me passing gas. That's when we know we're in trouble. Kappa. Yo, Quinn, what's up?
    79:05
    Flip, flip, done! Push and done! Drop hand Put it away More please Flex More Fox you flex Suck you flex
    79:30
    Hit target. Yes. Everyone's doing great things. So are you, Paul. Yeah, you did it, actually. I made fun of you and then you did what I wanted. Yeah, we're good, Quint. We're good.
    79:46
    What? Oh, of course, I still have one pick. Ooh, Mars. Stop. I'm getting so fed up with not making a snake shot.
    80:16
    It's... there's like something in there. I can't even figure it out. Rip me your pillow, Craig. Guys, can I just say how excited I am?
    80:38
    To go to TwitchCon. Oh, Laura, you're still here. Crap, I told her that I was going to be gone. Maybe I should just go to San Francisco for an entire week. Why not? I even told my clients I was leaving. I'm an idiot! What the hell am I doing? I told all my clients I was leaving the first day.
    81:03
    Yeah, water polo. The snake with the jaw that moves, that thing is... annoying. I need a freaking... I gotta get another producer in here, guys.
    81:21
    I don't currently have a producer, and it's affecting my... It's affecting my life. Beers are in order. Hell yeah, Toasty. I'm stoked, my friend.
    81:39
    Oh, of course. It's going to be a blast. Like I said... Oh, shit. Don't do that at home, kids. Raise the great rocker. It was also super cool of my boy Pluto to make me his plus one for the Twitch party. If you love pinball and have experience in animation, absolutely chaos, absolutely. That was amazing and illegal. Yes, it was definitely illegal.
    82:36
    And yeah, I am going to Derrick Queen now, so let's see what's next. Great for Derrick Queen. What the... I do have to be careful now, because I'm playing on eight shells.
    83:01
    Why don't you guys love each other, man? Get every opportunity to fall in love. You're in a machine. Yo, Thunderstorms, what's up buddy? Nice you're coming. Boy do you love pinball and I can draw stick figures that have genitals. What? Well you're in luck Toxic Ratman, those are the only commercials we make. The kind with stick figures with genitals. You're trash. I don't doubt you.
    83:59
    What is your next big tournament you are entering, and how did you do in your last one? I did pretty good in my last tournament. My last tournament was actually Pinbird. The next big tournament is probably Expo, but there's lots of little tournaments in between. Like, there's one tonight if I want to drive all the way out to the birds.
    84:18
    And if I'm looking for IFPA points. If I'm not looking for IFPA points. Mother freaking crap! What is going on? There is a Just for Fun tournament happening at Logan Arcade at Fullerton and Western.
    84:37
    It's called Pinball, Pinball, Pinball. That's three pinballs with a P. Playing without Ball Save is YOLO for pinballs, absolutely. Alright, let's try to get the mega super jackpot. Super skill shot. Failed miserably. You gotta rub that, Steven. Well, you don't gotta, but... Um, keep your hands on the game, folks. That was a Lazarus and a half. Max Allen, turn the game on.
    85:35
    Oh my god, all my shots gone. They've all gone home for the day. See this crap? I'm going to tear this machine a new one.
    85:52
    Thank you. Nice freaking shot! It's so quiet in chat. Yeah, R-Pod, how the hell are you, man? I think everyone's mesmerized by my MLG pinball moves.
    86:14
    Like this. We're at about a third person. Pinball Joe, what's crackin' dude? Scooby-dooby-dooby-doo-doo-doo-doo, Scooby-doo.
    86:33
    I ain't drivin'. Let's drink. MLG Pinball. Yes. MLG. NL freaking G Very good Epivillion Walking Dead game Yeah man I saw that.
    87:20
    Vincent has freaking almost a billion on that game. That's insane. Bounced. Did you bounce? Oh, yeah, Josh. It totally meant.
    87:43
    How many tickets are left in the raffle there, Joe? I bought a couple myself and I've been pimping it out. In fact I think if I hit I'm going to go straight now.
    87:58
    Let me see. There. Nope. I don't have it. Oh, jackpot! You're coming in with the new slime. Hahaha! R-Pot, thank you so much for your support, brother. I freaking love you. R-Pot, are you going to TwitchCon? Or are you going to the Chicago Pinball Expo? Because we need to arm wrestle. Thank you, brother.
    88:44
    Oh! Joe, I want to raffle off a pinball machine. But, you know, not for charity. I love charity and all.
    89:19
    Get up. Well, science isn't there. It makes no sense. There's a magshed over here somewhere. Won't make it to TwitchCon, but wish I could? Dude, yeah.
    89:35
    Mr. Zombie, what's up dude? I'm wrestling, man. Inside explosion happening at the moment? What are you talking about, Joe?
    89:49
    I have the website open. Is it the Terrence Schwartz nightmare thing or Alien Pinball? You can play a 1, you can play a 1. I don't know what you're talking about, buddy.
    90:50
    Mommy Danger Raffle? Not for me to get involved in. I'm not sure I understand what you're talking about, my friend.
    91:05
    I am concerned that waxing a non-ball-staged metallic dome will ruin your life. All lives. All lives involved.
    91:19
    Dirty Donnie's feeling this way right now. I think the wax is affecting the rubber. My drop catch is I feel like I'm playing with stupor bands.
    91:55
    That's a pretty good zinger right there. Joe, what topic are you talking about so I can go look at it? You don't have to get involved, I just want to know what everyone's chit chat about. What up pinball life?
    92:25
    Yeah, how do we get the wax off? The beta's getting back together. And so, I, my brain, I can't, I can't handle this right now.
    92:49
    I'm so fried on work, I don't understand anything that's going on. Stuff has to be poons... poons... poons fed. Poons fed?
    93:02
    Poons fed? Yo, what up, Pinhead? I'm here to watch some KISS pinball, Kepa. Uh, I need Jody to get back to me and we'll know when we can show you some KISS.
    93:21
    Man, go make your move! Cast a fish in the water. Speaking of which, let's text Stern right now, guys. How does that sound?
    93:37
    Let's text Jody right now. Jody, Jody, Jody, Jody, Jody. Where are you going? Hold on. Jody told me you blackballed. Okay.
    94:23
    We do have a Bram Stoker's Dracula. I forget what's wrong with it. Oh, the auto-auto train. Man, we've got to get Gavin here in front, too.
    95:04
    Front up? Opposition. Revelation. Stop the day. Revelation. Stimulation. Revelation. Stop the day.
    95:23
    Uh, sure, Jerry. Yes. Jerry, I want you to build a motorcycle out of a kiss pinball machine and drive it here for me to use. Plez.
    95:47
    Plez. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. My name's Jack Danger. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. If you haven't already, please click follow. It's free to do, and I'll love you forever. And if you want to show some support, you can donate or subscribe. No pressure. Just, you know, I'll love you more. All right. Get, get! Try to lose it here! Alright, let's try to... Let's try to put something up here. I'm falling, right? I don't know, are you?
    96:44
    Blackened, chilly. Guys, I bought these rams, how do I put them in my computer? I tried to put it in the CD thing and it wouldn't take them. They look like combs.
    97:00
    Insane clown, what's up dude? Thanks for coming back. Player one. Oh, that almost worked. Make sure PC is turned on first. Okay. I think this all makes sense. This all makes terribly good sense.
    97:41
    I had a feeling that computer stuff was just ramming. It's called ram for a reason. You just gotta shove it in.
    98:00
    Don't use the comb, you don't want to ESD damage it. What's ESD? Folks, are you familiar with a pinball, I'll stay at a pinball celebrity named Gene X. Wong? the photographer and pinball player who has the awesome Twitter handle at X just the letter X.
    98:52
    You already did it. You're screwed. I don't know. These were only like $900 a chip. Thanks for buying them from the internet.
    99:02
    JK! They were just playing around. Yeah, Gene X Wong is putting me up in his house in San Francisco. And I go to TwitchCon. Because he lives about a mile and a half from the convention center. And there's a... I think he's not going to be there either, so I'm just going to like... stay out all night and wait. Well, I might not even sleep there. I'm just going to stay and party. Is he the guy? I can't play that game. Are you married already?
    99:43
    I'm allowed to do whatever I want. I'm married. I should have went home, man. I'm like a greasy mess.
    99:53
    Oh, puked. He took my nudes. Aw, puked. Where'd you take them? Always be bouncing. We'll rock this house.
    100:27
    I think he Airbnbs this house a lot. Guys, don't ever do that, okay? It's illegal. You guys said you wanted to see how to do a death save, well there it was. Draw a bar. Pinball loving girls are hard to come by, no they're not, I promise you. They're just as prevalent, you're just not going to the right place. Or you're super scary, and the ladies are scared of you. And scary. J.K.L.O.L. is my other favorite. MJ invited me to go to his house, but I never went. Drum, you screwed up, buddy.
    101:36
    Do you think KISS will be as good as Walking Dead when the code is complete? I'm going to say maybe.
    101:45
    I think the thing that grew on me... I'm playing like an idiot right now. The thing that grew on me about Walking Dead is there's actual mode modes. Like, you get modes, they have unique animations, and there's a lot of them. And there's like cool back toys.
    102:09
    Those were the problems I had with it, but now they're like my favorite parts of that game. Whereas Kiss is just... You know, it's hard to tell, man. Because really, Stern does a great job of turning games around with awesome code.
    102:29
    You look marvelous. Toasties. We're not supposed to be doing those. I don't want to get any trouble.
    102:55
    Oh, it's parts. What the? That was really weird. I had to go all the way around and come back in order to count. I had to get some beer. Nice dude. You can't watch, listen, here's the deal. Number one. Pinball is like bowling. You need to be drinking. Unless you don't drink. Hey. Yay!
    103:45
    Lots of Dairy Queen, ladies and gentlemen. Don't do it. The drop catches are getting a little, uh, a little spooky. Wait, um, this is great, by who, Gary?
    104:02
    No, Gary, uh, you third. Theoretically, someone with the handle, Gary Stern, is, um... You heard it. JD owes everyone in chat a blister.
    104:33
    DQ trip, everyone hop on the back of my motorcycle. Let's go. E. L. O. U. It's a pretty educational game.
    104:53
    F. U C What? Usha What's that spell? Guys, not only Yo, check this out I, uh, so I drank a lot last night And, you know, danced with a ladder I even wore a ladder while I played pinball Regardless, when I turned the stream off I ordered Thai food Alright?
    105:23
    I don't remember too much after that. But when I woke up and went in the fridge, because I was hungry for lunch, guess what Drunk Jack did? He ordered an extra meal for Sober Jack to eat for lunch. What a champ.
    105:41
    Big, big, big round of applause for Drunk Jack. Just always thinking of other people, you know? I got plenty of friends to do that. Good job, Drum Chat. Awesome work, Drum Chat. I agree. You're my hero, Gene. Awesome work, Drum Chat. You're my hero, G. Ah, drum. It's not me. It's my drunk counterpart. Evil drunk guy. Or am I the evil one?
    106:35
    That's shocking. That was shocking. What? Come on, baby. Give it live. Live, live, live. Every day. You and me.
    106:54
    Oh, can you believe our one-year anniversary is coming up? This is insanity. We've got to do something huge when I'm out in San Francisco during our one-year anniversary.
    107:07
    We've got to go big. Big, big stuff popping. Little stuff. Oops, flopped. Well that worked. Alright, now we have...
    107:23
    We have some scoring going on. And... Sandal! Clatcher is... Oh my flipper got stuck in my butt. Did you see the fangs on that thing? Whoa, rude. 36 hour stream. What's your favorite side dish? Oh man, it depends on my mood. Um, cat's be you, cat boon sen. I love a nice Penang curry, but I like a Penang curry with a wide fried rice noodle in it. I don't like to eat curry with rice. I like big, long noodles that have been deep fried. It's super freaking omega delicious. Omega delicious, even. Alright, you got one drop of your new ball. Hit the target. You both missed. You both are the worst spinballs I've ever seen on the net. You're a couple of ass-hats. You are with Ducksoft. Yo, you guys watch Ducksoft? He was one of my favorite streamers I haven't seen this for a very long time. Still is, but I just don't have a lot of time to watch the twitches.
    109:08
    Yo, drink the cola. You seen a stream? Man, curry is so good. Yeah, man. And a green curry with beef, if you really want to like sweat your ass off. You should say ass, there's no donating to get there. Come on. That was ball three, man.
    109:41
    Penang is my crack. I love Penang. God, I love Penang. There's also, there's like a dish at a place here in Chicago. The restaurant's actually called Panang. I eat from all over the place, but the place I'm talking about, it's called Panang. It's near downtown. And they have this dish called the garlic chicken noodle. And it uses like thin glass noodles. And it's just, I want to. Play or what? I mean, like people joke about wanting to bathe in food. I want someone to pour that all over my body, so I can just lay in a tub and eat it.
    110:28
    Sorry, I couldn't make it today, Jack. Ah, Mr. Zombie, don't worry about it. You and Gary and all them will figure it out.
    110:46
    We'll figure it out. Pineapple fried rice. I'm not a big rice guy, you know? Like, rice... I'm just not... I'm not all about that rice life. What the hell am I doing?
    111:01
    We're going to power drain this. Why did that fall? Power drain. Alright, let's go for the super mega duper skill shot. You ready? Too hard. Jeez, that is so hard to do.
    111:30
    Oh, Jaden, we actually... I guess I wasn't paying attention. We actually broke the tilt record. That is insanity. Ah, I looked away. Alright, super duper skill shot. Not hard enough. Drop catching out of the mystery scoop is like next level shivs. One more shot.
    112:23
    Listen, all I want is Gary here so we can BS about motorcycles and drink vodka sodas together. Does Gary smoke? He doesn't smoke.
    112:40
    Well here's the deal with that ACDC, I even loosened the tilt. How the hell did we beat it? That is nuts. Everyone was truly excited. I was not part of that party though. Oh come off. Thank you. Wait!
    113:10
    YES! I DID IT IN TIME! You got some... 4X nonsense going on there kid. Okay, can we do this? Super jackpot.
    113:41
    There it is. Super jackpot, ladies and gentlemen. Brave Marjorie. I love this town. It's like so frickin' mushy by far.
    113:56
    There's your blue jackpot. I went for it. Small one, long one. Only ball one. Wait, what's happening? I really want to Spotify. It's been a crazy week so far. I just got all my stuff from moving yesterday. Tell us the Gary Stern story again. Yes, yes, tell us. What's the Gary Stern story?
    114:28
    Oh, never take your hands off the game. Booyah. That's what you want. That's what you want. Once upon a time not too long ago,
    114:54
    a danger like myself had a strong arm. Fuck now. You know, as far as the illegal moves are concerned, I know the drop catch pretty well. I absolutely cannot figure out how to do a bang back.
    115:15
    There you go, Josh. I love... Guys, can I just say, this stream went from like a 3 to an 8. When I got those butt emotes.
    115:36
    That... oh my god, that dropkick. Sex! It wasn't even sexy, it was sex. Sex. No, they are illegal and you shouldn't be doing them. Because it's a bad habit to break in tournaments.
    116:16
    Because when you're in the zone and you're doing stuff, you don't want to accidentally do that. Not thinking, is this gut where you are or something. Because it's happened, for sure. Not to me, but... I like shakers, man.
    116:41
    Oh, slap shake. Drop kick. Stop swearing, James. I love the shooter lane juggle move. That is kind of illegal too, Magic Wizard. Leaving a ball in the shooter lane is also illegal during a ball call.
    117:24
    All balls need to be in play. Yo-ho! Thanks for the follow, buddy. Thank you. Rob? Thank you. Get the tripler.
    118:02
    Tripler, tripler. What a tripler. Tripler. Oh, he knew my money bag. Did he go walk around the office? Oh, is someone back there? Did someone find out how to break in? See what that is?
    118:24
    Did someone say turbo? I think I almost got it. I mean, you just gotta hit all three, right? I gotta stop doing that. We're just gonna let that drain. I lost. I lost that.
    118:50
    That's a... I've been getting pretty bad with those. Well I lost my match Aw Patty sorry bud Ah! Or Hef, or whatever the hell he's saying. Is there a guy named Hef in Metallica? Sweet Liz, love and I love you. Guys, in pinball, it's just all about hitting all three, you know? And this is how they drink. ADD, always be drinking. Awesome.
    119:48
    Mmm. Oh, hell. You almost jumped out, you little ding. I hit that. Oh, yeah, half head. Half head feels.
    120:06
    Drop. Oh, I hit. What the crap? Fuel, please. Oh, okay. I see what's going on. Give me five, give me five, give me five, give me five.
    120:46
    I broke my hand Oh, hit it. Damn, dog. Drink the core. What's happening? Was Nick pissed when that guy was doing Baymax? No, man, that's Worship. You can't get in the head at Worship.
    121:39
    Yo, hot guacamole. How you doing, bud? I think it's just an old rolling steel, C&K. I don't think they have time to put Easter eggs in anymore. Zach, welcome back. Zach, it's hand. Oh, oh. We're going to do the not hit anything gag. I want snakes. Ooh, that just hurts.
    122:42
    Give it to you. Give it back. Oh, my God. Stuck off. I said stuck off, guys. That snake kind of looks so good.
    122:57
    Well, he's hard to hit, so he's back. How long have you been playing pinball for? You mean in my lifetime or tonight? Tonight, about two hours.
    123:13
    How long have I been interested in pinball? I'd say only about four and a half years. How long have I been streaming? It'll be one year on the 26th of September, this month. So about, yeah, about five years. Five years playing one year of Dead Split. Thanks, Pinballi. What was I thinking there? I was trying to read at the same time. Toxic.
    123:56
    Red Head Roadshow is nothing but Easter eggs. There is a website where you can look up Easter eggs on pinball machines. I forget the name of it, but it's an old website that has all the flipper codes and stuff.
    124:14
    Where the denim at? Oh, yeah, sorry, hold on. I'll go get that. I'm trying to get this snake in my life.
    124:36
    Never saw a snake puke before. Thank you. Pinball, right guys? Never saw you hit puke before. I guess I already had an open beer. Welcome to Intermission. And by Intermission I mean... one more game.
    125:54
    Actually, a handful more games, because I just opened Intermission. Whoo! Amazing. Let's put up a hundred million points.
    126:14
    eventually. Derek, I love you too, buddy. Thanks for coming. No, you. You're right, me. Just opened this beer and I'm already babysitting. Can't get you, church. Trying to give away my trade stream secrets. Yes, I do not buy pins. I barely fix them. All I do is stream them.
    127:26
    I have my own unique way of doing a dustpaint that doesn't hurt the machine. hurt the bikini. But I'm not sharing that information with anyone. It's like revealing the five-fingered death punch or whatever the crap is.
    128:12
    That hurt my elbow. What is he saying? What are those words? All right, Kirsten, have a good one, buddy.
    128:35
    There's no hiding from the dinner nerd. Welcome dinner nerd. Just the tip, Pat. It's patent pending, sorry guys. That's what I meant to say. That was about as beautiful as I could have. One more shot.
    129:09
    I'll permit you here in a second, huh? Yeah. Bumbling away I'm your source of something awesome Lyrics are so great Lyrics I can't wait Singing songs about the something Music in your feed, music all you need, music's really cool, music just for you. Metallica, Metallica game guys. Don't get the lyrics twisted, they don't make any sense. Oh, you see that crap?
    130:31
    Oh, boy. Ugh. Give me the bubbles. You've got to be kidding me. Thank you. Earth or whatever your name is.
    130:48
    Prove that I'm not me. Well, I guess that's true. Alright, Hop. Go ahead and post what you're trying to post, buddy.
    131:14
    Awesome. Yeah, that's it, dude. Thank you. Yeah, the real Gary Stern. Who's talking trash about Game of Thrones in chat. That's totally him. Man, you gotta fight me.
    131:33
    You know, Josh Sharp, I have one foolproof way to prove you are not who you are. And that is to just text you right now.
    131:44
    I imagine that would clear things up. Um, Tend Nifty? Sorry about the link. Moobot is a bit of a, um,
    132:15
    ding dong. Oh, I guess I can click what they're trying to write. Oh, yeah. I guess I don't care about that. you're too afraid to contact me randomly?
    132:32
    It's not freaking Josh, ding dong. So, Josh, you emailed me recently to do something for you. And it's completely public knowledge. What was it that you emailed me?
    132:55
    Damn it. New Batuu's calling Mad with Power. Josh is too busy for Jared. Alright, I'm playing like a dill here. Let's end this ball. And I'm Jared!
    133:26
    Dude, pinball life, no problem. I'm emailing you. Dude, you emailed me, Josh Sharp. You emailed me the true meaning of life.
    133:47
    And yes, it is Chipotle. It's the... Oh crap, why did I, oh, why did I do that? Freaking ding-dongs, man! Ladies and gentlemen, my name's Jack.
    134:12
    Danger, danger. I do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central Standard Time. I think it might be CDT now with the season change.
    134:22
    I love you, if you don't know that already. Please click follow, it's the little heart. That's like, I don't know, like right here somewhere. Go ahead and click that, it's free to do. I'll love you forever. Um, you know, and then just start shoving money into the screen.
    134:41
    By the gods, it's Chip Holtzman away! Jack Danger doesn't sound like your real name. It's Jack Danger... Danger. Danger's my middle and last name. My wife, Laura, is now Laura Danger.
    135:04
    Yeah, Matt! My man! Matt, you just proved to me that you are cooler than everyone else that hasn't clicked follow. I love you, buddy.
    135:16
    Let's keep that pen pal crap that we're doing going. Um, less dick pics though, please, because they're starting to... Actually, more dick pics.
    135:34
    What's the next three bottle of wine scream? Gosh. Two. I love the kick-ass σας. The early kids. Set patrol! You're seeing game, you nerd. Get out of here. Where's the good game today? Uh, Locken, if I'm gonna play a solid, solid game, I'd have to focus a little more on you. Deadflip's all about introductory stuff, man. He ain't trying to scare anyone with monster shorts.
    136:42
    C&K, thank you for the follow. Pinball life, what died quickly? Pinball, there you go. The science, the science, it's, yo, number one, slingshots are annoying, there's some science there, that's for sure.
    137:31
    You know what I'm ready for? Another, another unique table that is just the two clippers at the bottom with slingshots. Let's go back to Stargazer, man. You know, like, rollovers above the flip. Amazing.
    138:06
    Never saw us date you before. Never saw a game suck my ass so hard before. Think you're so smart? Huh? What you think about that? Huh? What you think about that? Oh man, that toe pad is rattling.
    138:38
    Alright, we're going super duper skill shot. Damn! Just a little too hard. It was close though. Ah, well that was weird. Still got the regular one somehow? Stop!
    139:13
    Will you send me the DD Simpsons to stream, Jack? Pinball, if you even said yourself you know none of these games are mine, I can't give games away.
    139:25
    Although, I'm looking at this list of like cool notes, and I think that uh... I'm done talking. Pinball King Steinman. What a great idea.
    139:51
    I am sweating my dills off right now, kids. Let's make a dill. Let's go.
    140:36
    Get the frick done, son of a bitch! It's not fair, man. Come on, Metallica. I waxed you, dude. What, you like, you get a wax, and then you think you're too good for me? Typical pinball machine. You have a sweatshirt and vest on, ding dong. Pointing a pinball with your pinky. This is really strange. Oh, the game is me. me
    141:32
    ride the lightning all the fits huh? one One, two, three, four, okay. Get Jackpot, Chuggyazil. Oh, Perky, you idiot.
    142:13
    Purr! Everyone stay in the pool! Extremely unfair. No lifeguard on duty. It's time to have fun in the pool, man.
    142:49
    Just smash the ball. Just bash the ball. Frickin' idiot. Play again. I've never seen a Jax puke before.
    143:11
    I'm sweaty. What's the number five score on this table? Har har har. There's no such thing. There's no such thing.
    143:26
    The danger's right around the corner. Alright. Super control. Welcome back, Mr. Zombie. Welcome back.
    144:08
    Oh, yeah. Kick smash. Jack. Kick smash. You got one. You got... Why does that snake such a huge human piece of garbage?
    144:27
    Well Jack gets up. Well technically a snake gets up and gets- Shut your mouth, Harry. Keep your capace to yourself.
    144:35
    I'm tired of your crap. One more shot. Oh my You're fine Put it away Yep Wow Hashtag offended Tryna, tryna, tryna, tryna The worst part about missing your last shot to Grave Marker is all the Grave Markers come back.
    145:22
    And you have to dig the grave again. A thousand dads. Touch it! See you get destroyed! No! That's it! Play again!
    146:05
    You think I want to play again? You lousy, no good, Bumblefrabbin, Slibtobbin, Tibflipper, Rumblecubbinchubflumper.
    146:22
    Nice job. Thanks, Papa Head. Raise the power! This game just told me to stop playing. you
    149:01
    you Come on, baby. The lining of the car is broke down in so much Radio plays that forgotten song
    154:10
    One day he'll come home strong Now's the young man, dead flip was about tables Now sing-alongs and other do-hickies
    154:20
    Oh, one more break, I'll never come home When I take away a half a job, I'll never come home If the numbers are easy to follow, we'll be better off. We can sing and go without love. We can dance and play. We can sing and go without love.
    154:59
    I want to send one of those singing telegrams to your place one late evening so you can go hit them with a bat oh I will alright folks have a wonderful evening I love you so much
    155:23
    we're not gonna make it Let's go. I gotta go. I love you guys so much. Have a wonderful night. I seriously can't thank you guys enough for coming every day.
    156:02
    And I can't wait till we can all hang out soon. Have a good night, the half-sense. R.I.P. This artwork for the back left. If that's your plan, then you'll have to follow through.
    156:44
    Oh, oh, oh. Well, I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm free. Oh, I can't, I can't. Oh, when I'm gone, I'll take it, and you'll hold me. Thank you. Yeah, right.
    158:01
    Come on, everybody. You got this. What's that thing doing now? Why is that happening? Um, front page height remodeled.
    158:39
    Sleep tight, kids, and love you! See you tomorrow!