The American Pronunciation Guide Presents ''How to Pronounce Danger'' Now they can hear us. Right here. Oh. Hello. Micah joining the stream chat now. Probably for only like an hour. Because, you know, it's 7. Yes. You guys excited? Can they see it? That's the thing they're seeing. You act like this is the first time you ever stream. Of course they can see you Let's get our joust on Joust Joust off Alright so here's what we're gonna do Welcome to MPT3K You got the hiccups You got the hiccups Micah's here Micah, by the way, he's been putting up Like a million now on Wonka Like Pretty, pretty easy Today I got my phone Holding my phone And as soon as dad leaves To get his medicine I play and I just I get like one mil you don't need to tell him why I'm leaving I am old I am old as soon as dad leaves to get his medicine I get one mil and six you're doing good you're doing really well at Wonka now I hoped I got two K because I got two super lock multiboss. You got the hiccups? Yeah. Here's what we're going to do. We're not playing against each other. I thought probably mistakenly that it would be fun. What's up, C-Bobby? What's up, Hawkeyes? What's up? Captain 12? What's up, Icekidoo? What's up, everybody? I thought, RollerPimble, what's up? I love when kids accidentally call out their parents i thought it would be fun to play joust so we did we did defender a while ago where wait no yeah i did defender a while ago i played defender and played defender then we did teenage ninja turtles together where micah rocked tmnt with only like 190 quarters yeah right and i played tmnt and now we're gonna do joust and i gotta tell you that joust over there that he's playing is way more simple than this joust right here. Wow, how are you going to do this? Well, it's going to be a hot mess, Pinball Profile, and welcome to the theater. What's up, wind? So, I don't know. We're going to start. We're going to play. Micah, go for it if you want to start playing your joust right now. He just discovered joust tonight because of that and then he kind of got into it um and uh what's up surreal i played a real one about 10 years ago which one the pinball machine or or the arcade machine which one did you play i'm assuming you're saying the pinball machine The pinball machine Yeah, Joust Pinball I never had my hands on a Joust Pinball A real cabinet I never did But The Arkansas Yeah I had it set Where we could hear the sounds from the game But OBS is being Being crappy to me tonight So we can't hear the sounds from the game Right now But we can hear the sounds from this game No I'm rusty Are you rusty? Good news, it's custom sound night for me, y'all. Yahoo. Are you going to redeem it? See, Bobby? Are you going to redeem it? The arcade sounds are so good. Yeah, you can make the sounds. Do it. Fake it. Well, the sounds are going to come. The exact sounds that are here are over there on the pin. Redeem Central. All right, go for it. Pull the trigger. Redeem. Do the thing. Oh, go pull already. Is this your really? This is one of your grail pins? This is not the one you want, but this is one of the ones you want in your collection or something. There's a lot going on on this pin when you play it against someone. The only thing I know right now... A friend in Mass bought an estate with like 125 pins. It had a Joust, Loch Ness Monster. Never seen that. Crawl, Big Bang Bar original, Kingpin. Who is this person? Everything you named is extremely rare. Do they all... Whoa. 12K. The kid's doing well. Kill's already up on wave three. It gets tricky. Where is this person? Roller Pinball. Lucky enough to have this on location near me. Tons of fun to play. Well then, Roller, you can help me because there's a lot of stuff on the Pinball Machine. They play pretty much differently. So on the Joust Pinball Machine, you play against the other person. I mean, you can play cooperatively, too, but you play against the other person. I got destroyed on wave one. On wave three. No, I got destroyed on wave one, so all my lives are now. Oh, I see. At some point, I'm going to go over to him. If you guys want to see, we can do this, too. Are they watching me right now? They're watching you right now, yeah. All right. At some point, I'm going to go over and try and play with Micah, and we'll see who lasts longer. me or Micah. Notice right now Micah is the yellow guy. I'm going to be, I think, the blue guy. What's up, Fiends? He sold Loch Ness for $23,000 on eBay. $23,000 for a pinball machine. That's insane. Fiends, thank you for the sub Thank you for throwing that prime my way Once again, welcome back bud I hope that everything with your movement Everything is going well And you are You're finding everything easy Only one that existed Wow That's incredible Nice capture on Joss Vito You're very welcome Pinball profile What's up Don What's up? Don-dee-don-dee-don-dee-don-dee-don. It's all about the spinners. One scores for you, one scores for your opponent. That's what I hear. That's what I hear. Let's see how far Micah gets with his game. Then we'll check out the pin a little bit. So, Micah, yeah, John Youssi that? You collect the eggs so that they don't come. I thought they weren't eggs. Yeah, they're eggs. Oh, wait, three. And I have three lives. There you go. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Oh, he's dead. I have another live. I have two lives. I've got to play this well and safe. Life is good. New chair arrives tomorrow. Then I can finally set up the studio. That is terrific. Have fun. I've got two words for you, fiends. When you set up your studio. Cable management. Collect the eggs. Those are the two words I've got for you. I'm killing the ball, but I'm not collecting the eggs. Cable management. No. Burgundy's Musk, thank you for the prime. You are an absolute legend. Oh, okay. Welcome to the theater. How you doing? Does anybody in chat know how to kill? Wow, he made it to wave four. This kid is a friggin' legend. Does anybody know how to kill the pterodactyl? Whoa, a double! Nice. Oh, that was a joust. So whenever you hit your lances together, dead straight on the beak. Oh, my God. What is that? Don't let yourself get caught by those lava guys. Dead set on the beak. Wow, that must be a really hard thing to do on joust, to hit the pterodactyl. Wait, what? You have to what? Oh, no, my God. No, no, no. Don't pay attention to me. Oh, it's two guys gone. Yeah, they whacked you on the way in. Mouth shot Beak has to be closed Okay, mouth only Yeah, pinball profile says mouth only Everybody knows Everybody knew this I'm like a million years old And I've played this game in the arc Oh, that's an epic score, dude Yeah, that's still pretty good 23,000 I'm gonna put my real initials in Higher peanut, what's up? I always wondered as a kid That was before GameFAQs I never figured it out That's a really good game, Micah Holy smokes. The kid has started playing this like an hour ago. I'm not kidding you. When I say an hour ago, I literally mean like 60 minutes ago. I said, Micah, do you want to play Joust while I play Joust? He says, yeah. And then he just learned it. All right, kid. See if you can beat that 23. You just, you just, wait. You just took my score down. I was at 21. What? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The kid's an effing earner, right? How did you just 21 me? I don't know how I 21'd you. Okay, I'm not going to lose lives on phase one. Okay, it's crap. Now I want to fire up the arcade. What's up, Brian O'Neill? Welcome. Yeah, we're doing some double joust action. We got joust, joust. All right, so this is my virtual joust, and that's my other virtual joust. Impressive. I don't think I ever made it past wave three. I don't think I ever did. It's so good. I skidoo. You asked me, so here's a ton of picks. Oh, wow. Oh, I'm going to take a look at that. Holy smokes, that's ridiculous. When the pterodactyl leaves the screen at the end of a wave, he leaves on one of three levels. When he goes up the middle screen, you can kill him by standing on one side of the ledges. What's up, Riku? How do you play two-player joust on the virtual pen? You actually can, Brian. You can, um... What's a pensamia? You can play two players. One person actually has the flippers, and the other person will have a controller. So that's it. And they actually fire the other side of this. Actually, I have to hold the left flipper down for a second just to get the options here. All right. Let's see if I can... Not... What? So we want to do separate player... Computer controls player too easy. Let's start with that. Save and exit. All right. Stop and buy to say hey and then drop it into... Yes! Escape from Tarkov. What the hell is that? That sounds like you're doing a Star Trek. Are you flying the Enterprise tonight? Wait, can't you just stay up? Oh, gosh, I'm flying down. That's what happens. Yes. Double B. Another way to stand on the stream, right? Bottom ledge, wave. Hawkeyes, are you like a pro at joust? Holy smokes, you need to teach my kids some tricks. Yes. All right, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. For some reason, I feel like I remember a game Now here's the trick. One of the things I remember on this game is my spinner is to the left. His spinner is to the right. So if I hit my spinner, I get points. Okay? My spinner gives me points. Okay, that's the one thing I know. The other thing I know is the drop target's here. I value that 200. Thank you for the funny voice. Wait, where am I, Dad? I'm stuck. Are you stuck? I'm being lucky! And then, okay so these drop targets are lit for 200 for me right now. And if I can clear them, I clear his drops. Something like that. What's up, kid? Why do John Youssi like, oh, right there? Yeah, you have a chat too, Micah. Your chat is right under the... Look. That computer right there. If he chats, he's chatting as me, so. But you have to be playing, man. It's easier to remember the rules when it's... ...Chad. Alright, there's another... Okay, so here's another thing that... I'm beating the easy guy, but the hard guy is harder. And I need to look at Chad at some point, but... Holy smokes, this is a mess. We got unlimited balls going, so I guess he got... Um, we're gonna try to get 14k, because I suck, and... When I got 28, I was all luck. Alright, let's go. Oh, we know I'm in the same area. 1, 2, 4, 5, 6. I think there are six... six, um, wipes in joust. Does anyone want to talk about something? Well, Micah, you don't have a microphone, though. Oh. Yeah. They might be hearing you, but they might not hear you. I'm sorry. I didn't give Micah a microphone. I'm a bad dad. It's fine. It's fine. Wow, look at... That guy is in big trouble right now. He's got nothing but balls on his side. Okay, I got some balls now. I think I can just beat him by hitting my spinner. That's what it is. You hit two swords and no one dies. I don't have the game sounds up Do I? Yeah, I do have the game sounds up Alright I think that was it So I just I just won We can hear him We can hear you, Mike They said they can hear you You guys are so Don't do that Don't do that to my kid Don't make him feel good The Healing Voice Prize is much more uplifting I'll be it across the room Hey Becca! What the heck? Hi Becca! Oh. And now, I shall fight it. So, I beat the easy guy really easy. Let's play the hard guy. So there's different levels on this, right? Computer controls, player two, hard. Now last time, I got another one. another one. What's up, Fliptronic? This is KDMF tonight, so it's all good. What's up, Fliptronic? What's up, Fliptronic? Alright, so. Oh, I adore y'all. That's cool. Oh, Hercules. Hercules. Alright. I am going to uh... here was the price games the pin mass party alright cool I got a lot of stuff to look at andy be everyone empty to get another a I game yes please yes another a I game it's not it's not as is baller is a as a firepower versus a I but it's pretty decent I think the flipper you can turn it on no way many were not low walk and see what happens. How, how, oh, okay. You ran out your iPad, man. And you need a battery. I'm gonna slow go. That's what happens. Where's Lonnie? Who's Lonnie? This table looks nuts though It is It absolutely nuts I gonna give you guys back over to Micah for a minute so I can charge up Skyler Alright Hello chat Back to me um Guy, thank you! I jumped right over that guy. I'm just gonna keep walking. Like, casually walking. JK! Oh, no. How did he just go up? Like... What was the best play? And this is wave two. Okay, got to get that egg. Anyone got tips for me? Get back to wave four. Okay, I'll try, I'll try. There's your tip. Get back to wave four. There's my tip. I'm on wave... What? Oh, wait, no. Wait, am I on wave three? No. Wait, I... I lost... Guys, I lost six lives on wave one. I'm good. I mean, I've only been playing this for like an hour. I don't even know like the rest of the characters. We blame your brother. And I died because I'm looking at Chad in the eyes. How about this? How about this? How about we play together? What is my iPad, Dad? Put it in your... What's my iPad? It's right here, Skylar. Okay, I've started to... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. two. Dad. Where's your mom? My mom went. Uh, Dad? Yeah? We started two. Can you play four? Wait, no, I think you can only play two. We're gonna die. Uh, Dad didn't die yet. I'm gonna kill this guy. I'm gonna protect Dad. That's my goal. Yes, they're jumping all over Dad. No, I don't want to hit Dad. Yes. No, Dad. Okay, nice. Hi, Micah. Hi. I put the pug. The other game is similar to Joust. Flippy. Nice. My dad is my goal. Do not. No, Dad. Okay, he's going to respawn. No, he's up there. Oh, God. No. No. No. Okay, nice. He survived. He survived. Dad is alive. Pog, stop. No! This is the best. This is the best. Oh, April's is in the chat. Did John Youssi it? Your friend is in the chat. April's is in the chat. Oh my god, I didn't even notice that was a Pog as well. I need to protect my dad! Okay, I wonder what he's going to say tomorrow. Is he just going to be calling me, spamming? See, Bobby redeems the custom sound. Yes! Okay. See, Bobby, you need to let me know what you want. That is more life, right? You can give me a really good hint or you can just... Or you can just whatever. I don't know. And away it goes. Was that it? I killed that. I have to find Jackie Gleason now. I have to find Jackie Gleason now. Oh, it dumped right underneath that. What wave are you at, Micah? I'm on a really bad wave because I started some with you. Yes. Jackie Gleason was awesome. Did you know that Jackie Gleason had his own Ooh. Jackie Gleason had his own orchestra. Like swing orchestra, I think it was. And this is burning as well. That's not good. That's a thing that happened to Jackie Gleason. Alright, I want to play another game of my pin. But Mike is on low. Okay So does Seth MacFarlane I Yeah Alright let's try this This is me versus the Me versus the game On hard mode Alright This is hard mode guys Okay ready Alright I need to hit 150 value Yes I know Now there are the three targets the hunter values that i want i think i already got them i think i got one two and three for hunter i want to hit the three there tell the other people on in the discord i think i got hunted no i okay i did one two three one two three okay now i'm gonna hit my spinner where am i at i think i'm beating him so far I think I'm beating him. Come on man, bring it. He's at 3x though. Okay, I need to increase my bonus. My bonus x. The bonus x are these drop targets here. That was nice. Okay, bonus x. 2x. That's what I'm talking about, baby. Computer, you're against MPT right now. Uh. I'm not. right now. Uh. Uh. Alright. How do I keep getting my bonus X up? Wait, is this my own chat? No, it's the same chat. Don't get your own personal chat. Not until you're 18. And I have three lives. I already am. Come on. I can't get that. So those hidden, those little drops that I need to... Oh, I'm at 5x. Okay. Now I can get the... Where am I? I'm beating it. How many levels are there, Pat? Oh, I think it... Does anybody know how many levels are in Joust? I think it goes forever. It's one of those goals. I have one more life! Okay, there's two more people though. There's two more people. I can get some... Yo, I can tell how fun This stream must be nuts right now. No, the raft! Now, if you hit the other... Oh, that was a last? I didn't even see that. If you hit the other person's spinner, you give them points. So you gotta be careful and hit your own spinner. See, I just hit his spinner. Yes! Wait for it, guys! Even though I'm probably gonna die! I'm at a million. He's at 200. I'm gonna trap up and see if I can reach that. I see new people. I see new people. There's a guy with like iron armor. Oh, that's the lava guy. See Bobby. Okay. You're going to think of something. Okay. And he burnt in the lava. Come on. Come on. Give me my spinner. Dang it. By the way, I play this in VR and it is insanely cool. Okay. Here's the unlimited mode. This is unlimited mode. We're about to get, we're about to get busy. I'm already, I'm already amazed. I'm a million ahead though, so I think I'm okay. Um... Okay, the raptors! This is the multiball for 30 seconds, I think? Yes, it's spawning up here. But he can come... Oh my god, I drained so many. Yes! The computer can actually come back. Yes! Oh, I'm on wave 5! I'm on wave 5! You're on wave 5? Oh yeah, you have to collect all the eggs before they hatch. Oh my god. Guys, guys, keep watching! No! No! No! No! No! Oh gosh. This is how they spawn I guess. Die! What is going on? There's just eggs everywhere! Dude! 30,000! Alright. Get the eggs! So on Wii 5, eggs spawn and birds come in to collect the eggs. This is the arcade version. I'm surprised that the guys come out of eggs instead of the things coming out of the eggs. What do you think is supposed to come out of the eggs? The ostrich. Yeah, it's a video game. Alright. Oh, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules. Awkward silence. Berg says, wow, that kid could crush me at jail, so let's see if I can figure it out. Enter your initials, baby. Are you in another game? Yeah. Okay, so I want to play the next game, okay? Okay. But try to get a good score on that first. I need a good score on that. I will try to get a good score on this, son. The number of levels featured in Joust are infinite. So they'll go until you die. So it's like pinball. You play until you die. Like Pac-Man. Pac-Man? Yeah, Pac-Man just goes until you crash. Well, actually there's a kill screen on Pac-Man. So Pac-Man actually does have a finite number of screens. Okay, it's time for wave two. If I don't lose any lives in wave two, that's huge. I might be able to get to wave six. That's how confident I am if I don't lose any lives. I gotta play it carefully. Dude, the enemies are jousting each other. Nine keys, then crash, as Dandy says. No. Let's do this again. Now that I know how to play this, I'm kicking butt. All right, here we go. Now that I know how to play this, I started playing this before and I was getting my butt kicked. No. Now I am the kicker. Oh, crap. That was dumb. Thanks for cleaning the glass for me. Oh, crap. I keep spinning his spinner. I keep spinning his spinner. Let's get the 200. Come on, Pump. Bring it, bring it. Oh, no. I'm kind of losing. Let me get to my hunter level. One, two, and three. So I got 50,000 for eggs. If you notice, the egg bone is on here, too. Thank you. I am the pin professor. We also have the pin doctor in the house. That would be Hawkeyes. You have a professor and you have a doctor. You're welcome Oh crap, I keep hitting his spinner Um My egg bonus right now is a binary count of One One plus four plus eight If I hit his spinner more times Holy smokes I'm at 200, he's at 90 Okay, I'm good, I'm good I need to increase my bonus, so let's go to Hit those targets there Hit another one. Yes! No, I died and got to wave four! You didn't make it to wave four? I did make it to wave four. Oh, spinner baby. Rip those spinners. Just like you said, rip the spinners. See if we can get it to wave... Rip! Oh crap, and I backwards ripped it. But mine is 5,000. My spinner is 5,000 so I'm okay. Wait. Ugh, son of a gun. What did I say? I sense a joust redemption coming. What's up, wind? Oh, that's from Medieval Madness? Or something? I don't know. No, it's actually from joust. Oh. Oh, good spin. Good rip. Let's see how I backhand this. What did the lava do? I backhanded the ultimate last thing! Oh! Dude, I got an extra life somehow. You got an extra life? Yeah. Nice. It's an exciting night of jousts tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Can someone in the chat tell me how I got that? Can someone in chat tell him how he got an extra ball? Wave five. Easy. Wave five. Oh, crap. He's coming back. Look at this. This dude is coming back. I'm at 80. He's at 600. Oh, no. They're coming in. They're coming in. They're coming in. No. No. He's coming back. We're both dying, Micah. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. I'm killing the night before. No! Alright, alright. There's not a lot of knights. There are not a lot of knights here. Oh, oh, what a knight. You mean late December back in 63? There's not a lot of knights actually. Crap. Go! Oh, crap. I'm getting beat, guys. There are two knights. I mean, one knight left. No! I'm going to go up to level six. Wow, kid. Your papa's getting beat right now though. One point. Oh no I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm the beat child. You ran a little. You ran over a little dude. Oh. Oh Rob. Ugh. Are you not doing good dad? I'm gonna come over there after I put him down. I'm okay. Ugh. I think I got. I'm slightly doing better. Then he is. It's a thousand. Let's take the thousand. Oops, I didn't mean to start a new game. Ooh, that's a good rip. Where am I at? 1.3. So the key is not to shoot the ball past your opponent. It really is to maximize your score and your side. And to remove his values. So you can remove the other player's values by hitting these targets here. Guys, I'm going to do a challenge. I'm gonna do a stand only, you can only stand still challenge. The only stand still challenge. And I already beat level 1. Thank you for the follow, Robert Cop. Let's go for my 3. The only standing kill challenge. Go for my 3. I can backhand the 3. You can still grab the edge. Nope, can't backhand the 3. That's the rule. Maybe I can backhand the 3. There's a rule over here. Nope, can't backhand the 3. Come on down. 1000 when lit. Nope. Get my 1000 maybe. That spinner is harder to hit than it should be. Oh no. He just got unlimited on me. He's at 1.8! Oh guys. This gets challenging. Wait. I gotta do this shot here. Oh crap. Don't have time left. If you can get your hands on a joust, I highly suggest the pin. Play it. It's fun. It's fun. And this is a... The VPX, I will post the link in the description on YouTube once again. This VPX is actually kind of cool. They put in a second player mode for you to play it by yourself. Watch your language, man. Your son's right there. I'm getting those targets down. Maximize my bonus. Ed Boon! Got it. That's kind of sick, you guys. 5k rips. Oh, I'm getting beat. Give me them. Give me them. Give me them. 5k rips. More. More. More 5k rips. 5k rip. 5k rip. Oh, look at that 5k rip. 5k rip. This whole Twitch stream has just turned into us screaming at games This is the best stream ever This is how you have fun with your son Separate on different machines And he beat me Oh man That computer That computer Yeah I swapped Wait Wait No I'm still I'm still playing. I gave up. I'm still playing. This is the this is the final mode. I can get him on the final mode I get him on the final mode Saying who plays pinball and video games at the same time Wait, aren't they the same game? Did I win? Did I win? Guys, why are they not coming down here? I lost. Can I get wave 5 again? Son of a gun. Can I get wave 5 again? That was a hell of a game Let me check I think the key is to get the most points Do that Manu Are you related to Robocop or Robotron 84 4 and 2 units for me It does pinball Nice Let's see what Mike is at right now I'm on wave 5 Wave 3 is a joke And you guys 9-1-1 is a joke Alright, alright, alright, alright So there are only one There's only one I got rid of all the eggs except for one So I can get to wave six I mean five Let's see what wave five is Wave six I meant Dude, the thing went away What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? I'm dead Wow, nice jousting though Yeah Alright, I'm gonna step in We're gonna play I just realized that if you're below your enemy and you're about to die, you should go up just to joust so you can save yourself. Okay. And not risk the going up. Because if you go too high and not in the joust area, then you will die. Micah, do you play Forknife? What? Do you play Forknife? That's the game the kids are playing, right? Forknife. Forknife. What's your name? No, I do not play Forknife. Those are initials, man. Go, go, go quickly because the timer went out. Left and right, left and right, and then your button. Bells, bows, gifts, trees, Jon Snow, Jon Snow, keys, squeezing down, Santa's thick three C's. I just opened up the microphone over here. If it sounds weird, I will turn it off. Wait, you opened it? Hi. Teach him the belly flop slide through the ledges on the right side. Man, I can't teach him anything. He's rocking out. The belly flop? Yeah. Yeah, Little Bubble Gum says hi, Micah. Your initials just end? Yeah, just put your initials in again because you got such a high score. You got today's high and you got the world's greatest highs. What? Okay, now we're going to do two people, okay? The world's highest? Oh, wait, on this machine. On this machine. You ready? It's Daddy and Micah. I'm the blue one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Micah is... We have to kill the guys. Let's kill the guys. We're going to play together. We're playing together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're playing together. But we can still kill each other. Oh, I just jousted. Ooh, I got one. I got one. I got none. My strategy is to come down here and wait. So when they're coming, they wanna kill you. You go up here and you just bounce off and keep hitting them. Thank you, Little Bubblegum for purple. We need spawn, I mean, we- Nana, you might like this. I gotta take a look at that Riku. Oh, no! Are you, you need help? Wait, I can kill him. Yeah, kill him. I need help, do I need help? Kill him, murder him. I can kill him. No, not me! You need help? You need help? Burn them, not your father. Okay, you go top, I go low. You go top, I go low. Alright, alright. Whoa! I just jousted. That's the second time, that's the second joust I had. Wow. Mike is going to wreck me. He's already at 6,000. Yes, you're dead. I'm just going to cower. Yes, you know I got a joust. You're dead. No, no, no, no, it's fine. Ah! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that. Look we have to act. We have to be a team. We have to be a team. You stay up, I mean you stay down and I stay up. Oh this dude, this dude. Where am I? Where am I? Oh you have to realize, we both have to realize. Does anybody remember laughter? You are no one when it's a lava! I have to kill somebody. Yes, please kill somebody. I just took that picture. Is it harder? Like, I'm risking it. Yes! Do the pictures work, Riku? I'm surprised at my coding sometimes that the pictures actually work! I'll help, I'll help. Alright. Um, this guy is not dead. I'm not dead. This guy is not dead. I'm gonna break this. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Oh my God. Oh my God. I can't see. You didn't see where I was. Okay, okay. You get one, I get two. No, no, no, let's just live. Get that, get that. I got one guy left. Micah has three guys left. I'm not paying attention at all. I can't get this. All right, I'm gonna carry. Wave four, easy. I'm gonna carry. He goes, I'm gonna carry. Oh, I almost stopped! Yes, there it is. There are two vertical lanes for each player to just hover up and down on either side of those center islands. Alright, Dad, after this, 14. Okay. Um, can I get an extra life? Wait, I did get an extra life. Nice! Get this. And not die. Okay. Uh, let's kill this guy. Never mind. What's right? What? Alright, kid, do this. Ooh! Alright, I'm in my spot. Yeah, there's a joust VPX up your ass. Oh no! What's happening? Welcome to the theater. No, the theme's fun! Why is this theme the theme song? Alright, I'm gonna get to wave five and die. I hope. Alright, let's get this egg real quick. You have to do some digging, but there is a... Oh, they teamed up. They teamed up. One hit me back and then the other. Uh, I'm just gonna start another one. Come on, Dad. Alright. Well, you want me to play? Yeah, yeah. One more. One more. Alright, one more. One more. One more. And this time, we'll actually work together. I'll go top. I'll go top. Since you're, like, not here yet. I got two already! What? Okay, we're not gonna use one. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry. You'll go top? Wait, who's top? Oh, I'm top. So they said there's two vertical lines that we can just hover over. So these, Micah, so see this vertical? So you take this vertical, I'll take this vertical. Okay? Okay. All right. And that's actually right. You can totally do that. So you can just hover. I don't see, what? So straight up and down. Joust. What? How did I not joust? So just stay in the straight up and down line. Yeah, that's perfect. I got a joust. No, no, no. Yeah, okay. You good? You get in your line here. That's what I mean. Oh. You know what I mean? I'm going to stay in this line. You're going to get in my line. They should remake Joust as a, pin as a Killer Queen. Oh, that would be cool. Yeah. Oh, wait, Killer Queen. Killer Queen is fun. Yeah. Oh, I Jousted? Killer Queen. It's so fun, little little baby. Little, little, little baby. Oh, it's so bad. I know. Get the eggs before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Daddy's been here before, man. Okay? And I still didn't get the egg. Wait, wait. Oh! Sorry. Why? No, he's going to get the egg. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Yeah, I got it. I got it. Oh, my God. You got too close. I'm telling you, stay in your vertical. I know. I'm trying to. Stay in your vertical. All right. I'll stay in my vertical. There you go. You can get it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Gladiator. Oh wait, do we have to fight each other? No. There's a wave where we have to fight each other though. Really? Yeah. Ed Boon. Got him. Okay. Okay. Nice. Oh! I went underneath him. Got him. That was really risky. Get that egg. Ooh. Nice. I'll get it. I'll get it. Dude, this strat is actually really good. I'm gonna go get Nick. Oh, you son of gun. You son of gun? You stay alive. You stay alive, Micah. You stay alive. Oh, don't you die. Don't you die on me today. Oh, I'm gonna fly off. I want to fly away. I want to fly. Oh. I gotta play some more pinball. Dad? Yeah? Oh, am I still alive? Here, play my guy. Play my guy. I gotta play another game of pinball because he beat me the last time. All right. What did I miss in chat? You're going to just point values for how you earn extra lives. You got stabbed in the bird behind. This time we'll actually work together. I won't murder you. All right, I'm going to play another. Put my initials in for me on the blue guy. MPT. Rock my MPT in it. Reminds me of Balloon Fight. All right, here we go. I gotta beat this punk. I mean S. Oh gosh. Alright. Alright. Let me increase my bonus multipliers first. If I can hold the ball over here, I can do all the stuff I need. There we go. So this game is all about you staying on your side of the field and getting your points. I'm going to do a different strategy. This time I'm going to see if I can go up. I'm going to go up and get the high ground advantage. Okay. Yeah, that's better. How confusing is this, guys? Is there enough to watch right now? Yeah. Like, which one are you going to watch from your back? All right. Oh, wait. I found a way to stay in the air forever. You have to time it. Kind of like fairway. Go for it. By the way, one more thank you for everybody who gave support on this weekend. That's it. I won't mention it again. And Happy New Year Alright I got my 1 and 2 I won my 3 I'm going to watch who can actually win the game Hey, I'm winning right now I'm at 340 and he's at 171 So I'm winning right now Oh god, oh god, oh god, there we go. Ah, I hate when I lose the ball because then they get the ball. I need the ball back, thank you. My bonus X is flashing. Now I need to get the lane. So that lane right there is really important for you to get. No lives have been lost. I'm going to wait. Who is that? Hey, Becca. That's Becca. Come on, baby. Got him. Got it. People are higher than me. This is the best stream ever. Come on, Daddy needs a new pair of shoes. How many people are watching? I gotta remind myself to put Mudderfutter in there. Mudderfutter needs to be in there. So does Brian. I gotta put Brian O'Neal and Allison in there too. I'm dying, we three. I'm kicking butt right now Micah okay I'm sold on this table now Yeah, boss, you just gotta set it to computer opponent hard, and it gets, it gets, it's fun. And this is one of those sleeper tables. I've had this table for quite a while, and it plays really well. If you have an Oculus Quest or an Oculus Quest 2, and you have the link cable, it plays really well in VR. Dude, you have to collect the eggs. It's so important. Yeah, now you're collecting the eggs? Okay, cool. Oh crap So if your opponent gets the ball on their side for a while They can They can grab a bunch of points Um Don't spin the other person's spinner Because you give them points Huh You want to hit your one, two, threes Hit my three That was my three I didn't hit my three Hit my one, two, three And then you got your hunter value Rip your spinners 5,000 when lit That's a good rip right there Oh god Oh god Okay once you get it through You get like this unlimited thing going on I don't know what's going on Oh boy Gene Wilder's pissed Okay, here we go Here we go Oh, they're catching up But I'm not going to let them And I don't even add a gender to the other player On the I say they They're catching up, but I won't let them No, give me the ball back Hey Hey fiends The only thing I would say fiends It needs a little bit of your love for flippers. It needs a little bit of Fiend's flipper love. They're a little wacky. And they're a little weird to edit. I am not a good editor. Wait, I thought you... Okay, never mind. No, well, I'm a video editor, not a pinball editor. That's what I'm talking about. Mike is like, wait, I... Mike is like, wait, I thought you were an editor, Dad. Who killed me? 2.1 to 5.6. Who is it that said they had one of these in their local arcade? This must be a blast to play against a friend. Who knows pinball, though? They gotta kind of know pinball. Because if you don't know pinball, you think the object of the game is to shoot it to the other person's table. But that's not really it. The object is to keep it on your side and maximize points. I spent half the night doing Dark Princess. Oh. I could turn that into something dirty, but I'm not going to. Oh, crap. Give me. Give me the ball. Give me the ball. Give me the ball. Ed Boon. Hitting it. I'm working on my pinball logo. Oh, Riku is working. Oh, nice. Finally. Thank you, Riku. Beans Fizzies can be done. Just remind me. Cool. I'm ripping this kid up. Ripping this kid a new one. If I beat this game, Micah, I'll come over there and I'll... Micah, we have to switch, actually. We have to switch, okay? Oh, I'm moving backwards. Are you? Like having a party Ba I going to try a challenge Let cradle You can touch the ground challenge If you touch the ground you have to restart Let's cradle. Cradle. Okay. Three ball cradle. You can hit the ground. You can hit the sky and stuff. You get nothing. You can't. You lose. Touch ground. Good day, sir. Hi. Oh, I think I touched ground. Dang it. I go by. It's fine. Amateur noun. From now on, we have to do... Pins Arcade. Flippers and Grady, NC. Otter Banks has one. That's crazy. There was 400 of these things made. Pins... Pinhead Arcade... Is it... Is it on display for play? Is it set up for play? Meaning... Meaning they're not just keeping it, like, in a back room sealed in glass? Holy smokes. Can you get up to the top? What's up, Piz Johnson? My next question Pinshead Arcade Has it been LED'd Or does it still have it's natural kind of tungsten You know general illumination And stuff like that They have Hercules Jedi McMuffin Redeemed a custom sound congratulations Wow That's two custom sounds today So we got C. Bobby and we got Jedi McMuffin I could be I'm not sure on the lighting Okay cool Jedi I could be a derivative Mofo And just go Da da da da da I'm loving it But Maybe I might put a little more thought Into yours Because you are my friend Unless that's specifically what you want In which case I can do it I'm having a race with the raptor Oh He hasn't killed me yet This is where I kick this game's butt Player two You're mine Look at this Look at this ball control Look at how well I control all my balls I'm having a fight with the raptors running in the egg It's a pterodactyl No I still died How do you kill them? Oh crap I can't believe they're so close Wait I should be winning this game How are they so close? It's like 3 million to 3 million Time to solve a code Something else happened Something else happened Jerry McMuffin, thank you for the tier 1 sub Was it because of the compliment About being derivative and not wanting to do that And all that stuff But I'll do it again I'm not doing no damn compliment, you know, redeem But I will do something else Where am I? Where am I right now? Yes, that's what I needed 3.6, they're beating me Micah, I'm getting beat again, oh my god Okay, we're gonna switch Once this game is over, we're gonna switch, okay Micah? I'm gonna get to wave 7 On that, and you're gonna You're gonna get 10 million on this Alright, crap Crap Hey, it's Pez Give me the ball back Give me the ball, I so want the ball back Give me one of those balls, dude Just give me one, thank you, that's all I needed Let me increase my thing to 5x And I need it back I can't believe I'm going to lose There's no freaking way you're going to beat me again On stream 4.6 And I still can't finish Rubik's Cube Wow Micah has moved over to Rubik's Cubes How do you do this? Come on Come on I need points How do you do this? Got it. That's what I needed. 4.9? This game is fracking cheating. How do you have 4.9? Oh! Fricking points. I need some points. Okay, let's do this. Ah, crap. Let's do this. I can't hit that. That scoop We're not solving red, Chad. We're not solving red. We are solving blue. I mean yellow. We've drifted into a time machine. I got it. Got it. Got the scoop. Got the saucer. Not a scoop. Saucer. 4.6. It's gotten quite... Nothing interesting right now. Alright, Micah. Don't worry. We're almost done tonight. I can't believe I'm losing to this punk again. I'm going to have to be here all night. I'm gonna head to bed thanks for the stream mpt3k have a good night thank you surreal I actually feel bad for you come on you can't just ask chat how do you do I mean I guess you can do whatever you want This is a long playing game. This is an epic, epic battle. It's insanely difficult. This is ridiculously difficult and this game lasts forever. This is like a stamina fest. Oh, wait, I did it. I think I just did it. Can I do this? Oh, not that. Can I do this? There we go. Holy smokes. I'm in the lead. I'm in the lead. I'm in the lead. I'm in the lead. All right, I don't think there's a switch, Micah. After this, we're going to be done. We're going to be done after this. I'm sorry, chat. I didn't realize that the game was going to require so much of my attention. I just want to rip this spinner as many times as I can. Just get a solid lead. He's right behind me. And I keep ripping his freaking spinner. Now I just gave him a freaking gender. Now it's a he. I've gone back to my old terrible ways. Increase that multiplier again. Get rid of his multiplier. Oh, I did it finally. Oh my God. I gotta get rid of his. Points over here. Why do I sound like this? Why does my voice sound funny? Come on, come on, come on. Once again, I will post this in the, this is on Beepinball. You have to go to another site to get the ROM. But you will find it, and it's going to be fun for you for about five minutes, and then you realize the game plays forever. We're at six million. We are at 6 million Jeez Am I ever going to lose? Am I ever going to win? Is anything going to happen? This is ridiculous I think that's game I think game is up I think game is up I think Manage has won Now here's the unlimited Okay 30 seconds unlimited They're going to try and come back Mano you can't let them come back Finally I did get a ball Give me a ball Give me a ball Give me one of the freaking balls Don't shoot a skew You got it? Micah got yellow Micah not only defeated Joust But he finished a Rubik's Cube at the same time Oh my god please Just let the time run out I didn't complete that Rebecca that's Becca from Fliptronic oh um yep yellow I didn't do the other sides because I don't know how to do the other sides without messing up yellow stop stop what is that why does the score keep going I think I got it come here we are Jaws champions Yes! Someone change the chant. Why? Up top, baby. We are Jaws champions. Mike is amazing. What was your high score? What was your high wave? My highest wave was six. So five was where eggs were laid out, and he was teaching us that the birds can get the eggs. Wave 6 was just a regular wave Where the Lots of birds came in though It's like birds On people and eggs Laying around so While you're trying to grab the eggs So more people don't spawn You have a giant swarm of people Just trying to kill you Can we do like two more games together No well we can do We can do one more Joss game together But we gotta go to bed I think you might be mispronouncing your name? Am I saying my own name? What am I saying? Manu? I see where Manu gets his charm from. Thank you, Fliptronic. I guess that was a compliment. Alright, really quick. One more. Come on. Me and Micah. One more joust. One more joust. Here we go. Keep your vertical. Keep your vertical. Oh, they're already spawning? Keep your vertical! What the what? Keep your vertical. I'm stuck! I'm glitched. Okay. Try staying in the air. A lot. Do you think that should do that? Do you think that's a thing to do in this game? Try staying in the air? Do you think that's a good idea? No, like, um... You don't know about that. Stay away from me. Stay away from me. Stay away from Dad. Stay away from me. Good job. Good job. Good job. You're still better at this. I'm going to slam this dude so hard. You want that? No, you can have it. You deserve that. Wow. That is one of the best things I've ever heard. Try timing it. Try timing it? So you can stay in the air a long time. Hey, Johnson. Oh, there's a lot of people. Yes, you're getting... Oh, no. I need to get down. I like playing it safe. Come here. I joust. Oh, daddy's feeling good today. All right. You might need to carry me. Oh, there's a... There's a bird. There's a plane. No All right, I need a place a week we are doing this we are doing this yes No, no, no say a lot. Oh whack me We say just it with emails of the rent fair All right, you guys stay up there now buddy. Oh no is your game over Daddy's coming out. Daddy's coming out. Daddy's coming out. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Put me up top. Dude, how did I just die? Put me up top. Put me up top. Put me up top. Whoa. Oh, did John Youssi that? They're coming after me. Coming after me. I gotta get up top. I gotta get up top. Here we go. Ed Boon. Dead. Whoa. Whoa! I jumped right on you. There's an egg here. How am I supposed to live without you, buddy? you by my side. I don't know. Let's play one more. This one's really short. Trust me, and this time I will try. We gotta do that mic again. It's not like you can't keep playing while we're streaming. I know, but streaming. I know. Look at that. Look at Daddy. Look at Daddy go. Ed Boon. Look at him go. Oh, look at him go. He's gone. Put your name in. That wasn't really really good I don't deserve my name in there right now I mean yeah all right thank you guys for joining us this was fun joust joust like I said I put the link in the description on YouTube you all you all know where to get joust the video game joust the VPX you can get a V pinball thank you everybody uh wax are you interested or do you care about somehow getting big legavosky into vpx oh boy piggyback jousting is fun though yeah it is see he's still going he's still going he's he's addicted i certainly want to see Vecennia Jordan in an emu costume attempting to play pinball in a costume of course i hear this guy's being very vocal Yeah, it's bedtime right now, so Little Bubblegum, you got that right. Trust me, this time I will try. No. Dondi, thank you. Wax, well, yeah, maybe. Is that guy in chat just repeating what I'm saying? I don't know. That one guy in chat? Yeah. He's built on P-Rock. I'm sorry. I didn't feel it. Oh, Dad, you might be better than me now. Yes. See you guys later. Let's go find somebody to raid. Yeah, let's raid them. I can't wait. Oh, I love that picture. Okay, let's find somebody to raid. Can he riff movies next time? No, Fliptronic. Micah needs a Twippy. Aw, Micah is a Twippy. You didn't know that? Who wants to know if he can riff movies? We're going to raid. We're going to raid. You guys want to raid? Who's on? Hey guys, who's on? Who can we raid? Yeah. I see Lick Arcade streaming pinball. Dashkid 13? What is Dashkid 13? Lick Arcade, because we have to support the pinball players. Let's see Lick Arcade. Let's support the pinball players. Slash raid. Lick. Can I do that again? There we go. Alright, if we go to a street... No, he will see us when we go in there. Alright guys, we're going to jump over there. Thanks for coming. I will see you guys... Tomorrow. Thursday. Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday