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Day 3 of IRON MAN BATTLE!! Feb '15

Dead Flip·video·1h 59m·analyzed·Feb 9, 2015

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TL;DR

DeadFlip Day 3 Iron Man battle stream with casual gameplay, rules discussion, and community banter.

Summary

This is a casual, meandering DeadFlip stream from February 2015 covering Day 3 of an Iron Man pinball battle. The stream features Jack Danger and friends (Crystal, Nick George Campbell, Chuck Jackson, and others) playing Iron Man at their streaming venue, with extensive banter about game rules, strategy, technical difficulties, and off-topic humor. The content is largely unstructured gameplay commentary with minimal industry news or significant claims.

Key Claims

DeadFlip made it to state finals in Illinois pinball tournament; speakers discuss qualifying in top 16 in state
high confidence · Discussion of state finals preparation and tournament qualification requirements during stream
Josh Sanderson (age 17) is a strong competitive pinball player who will be in state finals
high confidence · Speaker mentions 'His kid is a monster' pinball player aged 17 competing in state finals
Iron Man pinball has a three-second ball save feature activated only when DeadFlip members are touching the machine
high confidence · Explicit explanation of ball save mechanics during gameplay commentary

Notable Quotes

“All three of us made it to state finals... And you better start going hard right now.”
Jack Danger@ 21:34 — References DeadFlip's qualification for Illinois state pinball finals
“We're streaming the state finals. We Are Pinball.”
Jack Danger@ 34:16 — Announcement of state finals streaming plans
“You can Backhand Pinball with a left hand. It's fine. You can do it.”
Jack Danger@ 22:46 — Game-specific strategy discussion regarding left-hand backhand saves on Iron Man

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCrystalpersonNick George CampbellpersonChuck JacksonpersonJosh SandersonpersonMark SandersonpersonDeadFliporganizationWe Are PinballorganizationIron MangameEmporium (Wicker Park)organization

Transcript

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And see if the... Strum. The strum is working okay. Because I don't think it was last time. No? It's jumping around?

Yeah, it's jumping around the watch. Why? No, pickle. Why? Oh! What? Oh, just evened out. Nope. What the fuck just happened? What the hell just happened to the strum?

Strum diddley. I just looked at my watch to read it, and Richie texted me, and he's like, I'm sure you're reading all this on your watch.

Oh, that's a good one. You are a bad man. You are a Batman. I remember. You are a Batman. We'll turn the cameras on in five minutes, kids. We like to keep it safe, sure.

But for now, listen to Crystal flipping grain. Flipping grain. Swallowed grain. Solid gold. Don't wear over the rainbow. I hear awesome people. Papa.

Papa. That means you can hear us. You can hear me dream. Papa, yes. Crystal brought me chili, but I'm not going to braid it just in case.

It's too intense. I'm going to wait for lunch tomorrow because I don't want to, you know. Part up the place. Is that, yeah. Is that a thing?

Don't part of it please, stop. Jack, you don't have any lotion there. Oh my god. Not mine. My hands are so dry. Um, Like this is wax. You don't have lotion wax in your hand. But... Or... Who would have lotion? No one would have lotion here. Nick might. Nick, you don't have any lotion do you? Uh, no. It might come on up. Man, I bought one of those for my mom, like, way back in the day. They weren't cheap either. Wuz. Wuz. Um, so Chuck is going to be here. Richie said he might come, but I think he just failed. So let me get a chair, go ahead and play one more practice game, and I'll be right in. Sweet. Here we go. They can hear you. Yeah. Try not to get in the way of the game before 5 o'clock.

Oh, come on. Come on. Those outlanes. Pure punishment. All it is. Yeah, I know. Oh. Handle the machine. What are you doing? You're gonna call? Do you like me on your book bag? I do. Is it called a book bag? Is it what? Oh, I knew your bag. My messenger bag? Listen to our bag. Let's go, Connor. Messenger.

Kim Messenger. Swift. Cameras are on? Yep. Cameras are on? Uh, it's Jackson here. It's perfect. There we go. Yep.

Crystal G. It's a me. Crystal G. Um. I am so stoked for chili Thank you again You're welcome It makes enough for like An orphanage Aww So I'm prepared You're like the closest thing to an orphanage Yeah We need all the help we can get Alright Donate to kids So uh Are you gonna be putting your name on this thing today? Okay Sure So uh Yeah You're gonna have to get like some 50, 60 hold on. You gotta beat 55. Mill one. And it's as simple as like, you know, just going for your do or die strategy maybe a Jericho. Do or die is middle, so it doesn't matter, right? Ramp out a lot. That's where you complete all the modes on one ball then you have to hit the middle twice in a row then you get 35 million points. Wow. And you can't, if you drain you can't... Mute it? Tilt because you'll lose your bonus. What do you mean mute it? You can't hear us? Oh we will not, we cut you off. You can't hear us? We don't hear you. Hold on, let me open up this drum. Let me open up this drum.

Oh yeah, you know that song. Yeah, I can play it. Whew! Hands are falling out. Alright. Just make a noise and I'll turn you off.

Nope. Sounds good to me. Do you, babe? Hey, folks. Poop. Poop. Poop. You can hear us. No, you're not muted. You have sound. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Oh, money. I like money. Thanks, buddy. We're not playing for money. No, I just found something. That is against the law.

The law. The law? We are from upstanding citizens. I am the law. What time is it? Five o'clock? I hear nothing and stream hangs randomly without buffering. Nope.

Nope. Refresh it. He knows what he's talking about. Refresh it. Refresh. That's your internet connection. Yeah, sorry, Papa.

It's five. All right. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is day three on Iron Man. This is our second time around on Iron Man. Third? Second? Second time around?

It's been kicking our butts. There's been a lot of screaming, a whole lot of cursing. Cursing? Cussing. Cussing?

Cussing and cursing? Yancy, what's up, buddy? Everyone psyched for state finals? I am scared out of my pants for state finals.

Tonight, we have Crystal Gemnick. Hey! Nick Campbell will only be here for a short time, because he has to go to some meet-up thing that is for people.

And Chuck Jackson will be here, which is going to be incredible because he's a strong player. But he also tilts a lot.

Anywho. And I don't know who else is coming. Maybe no one. We should get Jessica. Yeah. Yo, call her up. Okay.

Call her up. That'd be easy. We get some girls on the stream. I have to leave by 7.30. That's fine. We're going to kill it at 7 because I have to go to Lakeview for a painting class. Fine. Painting people.

Yeah, see, me too. I am like, I'm so frightened that it just cranks me back over to who gives a shit.

Donate to kids. To kids. Don 8, two kids. So we begin today with the stuck balls counter at 2. The rage meter has not gone up yet. That is correct. I don't think the rage meter is going to make it up. It might. It's just I was here by myself, and I had no one else to express my anger to.

So I had to just scream and cry and turn the heat down. Why don't you talk to these kids for a second? Hey guys, what's up? I'm talking to Jess, maybe, I don't know. Trying to convince her to come. Do you remember her from last week? She was playing, what were we playing? Fish Tales, yeah. So yeah, hey. My sleeves are all stretched out on my hoodie, how do I fix that? Watch it, okay. Get in a hoodie. No. This hoodie is, hey, I'm going to, this hoodie belongs in like. It's going to be like your child's blankie. This thing's going to be in the Pinball Hall of Fame, folks, when this fort blows up. Not the Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas. That place is kind of whatever. But the actual Pinball Hall of Fame that we're going to start right now, right here. Right here. Welcome to the Pinball Hall of Fame.

Good evening. What's up, Lord Squeak? Good to see you, buddy. Oh, man. We're going to have a battle. How far away is your girl?

She's... I don't know what that means. Something about getting a... Oh. Private, yeah. Okay. Gross. Yeah, okay. I don't know what that means.

Okay. I don't even know what that means, but I can see that meaning private woman stuff. Yeah. Alright. There you go, Papa. Welcome back, buddy.

That's when Jack was so angry he tore the button off his fishtails. Well, that's pretty funny. I didn't tear the button off. Bing, bing, bong, bong. What the heck's that noise? That's a notification. I don't have a fancy watch like you. I can't just look at my wrist. Look, look at my wrist. Oh, she meant to write food, not good. Uh, Jaded, Gavin did not fix it, and in fact we just ended up going to a barcade and getting completely blitzed. Yeah, those cigarettes were pretty funny. I didn't even realize those existed until...

Molotov was for you. Hands on the game, Gavin. Hands on the game, hands on the game. I'm gonna do it now, right?

No! You're the worst. And the last camera. Hold on. Um, Iron Fish...Fishtailsman? No, we're not fishtailsmen. That looks fun.

Oh, James, you saw those videos? Crap. Yeah, dude, we're idiots. Wow, that's way too dark. Sorry, I gotta tweak the VF home. Thank you for your time. Sorry about that. Big ol' bug. I gotta fix the dims in it. What's a good DMD here? This one? Nope, that one sucks. This one? Nope. Is it changing? Let's see what camera people looks like. Eww. It's like a little soggy. Yeah, that's better. That's probably the best we're gonna get. Let's see what camera people looks like.

That's better. That's probably the best we're going to get. That's as good as it goes. Blitz with Kevin. We've all been there.

Hitman. The bar we were at was Emporium. but it's the Emporium that's in Wicker Park, which is actually not too far from where we are located. Prigidon Close. That's not close. They have a Doctor Who. They've got Star Trek. They have a Doctor Who? Oh, I thought that's what you were playing. No, you're playing the Drone. They're not? Collect all the drones. What? What are you playing on? Shadow.

Shadow? Also. The trip is too long. It's too long. There was a really big Super Smash Brothers tournament going on there. Oh, boy. It was everyone beating the crap out of each other on this giant projector. It was pretty neat.

I like violence. Hey, kids. You can't just bring your computer downstairs, man. Can you do one of those things? Take nine nails and each one off my island? What are you talking about? I'm singing Eminem. You know. Just being a sadist. Alright, you're one hit away from whiplash. That is... The green thing. Yeah, I know. The two, is that like a two ball multiball? Yeah, it's actually garbage. What you need to do is you need to fire up another multiball and bring that multiball into it. So right now you want to hit Monger about five more times. Good. That was weird. Now it's...nope. Come on, Bear. Control! Yeah, control. So, every night so far we seem to have had a little dance party at the end of... Oh, let's do it. We played Control last night. I missed it. Yeah, you did.

Oh, there you go, Jaded. Yeah, she's singing some sort of Ammon Ams. Ammon Ammon. What movie did you see tonight? Missy Elliott? I don't know. I watched that Super Bowl performance. There were so many people that were on Twitter who didn't know who she was. It's hilarious. It's like the whole, you know, the U.S. thing. It's like, who's this old guy? Oh god, get over yourself. I love how humble she was about it too. She was like, all these little villains, like, they don't know who I am. She was sweet about it. She's a great kid.

I'm dead. Shoulda hit it, did not. Gerson! Aw, I'm not a lady. Yo. Yo, Gerson. It's great to see you. Alright. Okay.

Let's get the phone. Oh, no. Chuck Jackson will be here shortly. It is nine minutes after five o'clock.

For you kids keeping track. Always be on time. Especially in Dead Split, man. We are jerks about being on time.

Crystal whooped me. I started off. We're going to practice with you until everyone gets their butts in there. So we're going to go for the mandrake strat. We're going to go for the drain. Anything purple with a spinner. How many times do you do that? It tells me right here. Can you read this, Crystal? Something in the name of the song, Crystal. Yeah. It's called the Dirt. Ja. Hier geht es gut.

Oh, that's a load of German. Ja, ein bisschen. Meine Deutsch ist beschissen. All right. What the hell did you just get a ball say? Um, okay.

What was that? I think you scared it with your Germanic speech. Ja, genau. Genau. Remember I taught you how the Germans say dude? Yes, Eve. Taking requests for a dead flip dance party, I want to see Chuck dance to like, Robin.

Taylor Swift. I think Robin would be pretty great. That is... That ring just keeps going on that phone.

Wait, is that you? No. Yeah, that's you. I turned it all down. I think that you're hearing things in your audience. Are you guys? Hold on. I'm fine, thanks for asking. Oh, awesome, Gibson. Crystal knows. I do not. Uh, Eek-lee-ba-dee. Eek-lee-ba-dee is like, I love you. Yeah, that's all I know. I was hitting on some girls back in the day. You're so fast for a pokey story. And then you say, Ich kicke, which is like, I U2 or something. I U2, no, my favorite is when I was in Germany and I would try it. I would hear people speaking German and I would understand it, but I wouldn't be able to speak it back. I would just reply with, Ja. Ja. Ich auch. Which is, Ja, me too. Ich auch. Oh, you just... Hello, deadflips. Good flip.

Oh, brother. Come on up, Chip. I'm a fired man for fast scoring. So I have to respond with the actual way you're supposed to answer the phone. What's that? Hello? No, Bomb Camp. Bomb Camp? Bomb Camp.

Bomb Camp. Whoa! That is from Bomb Camp. Okay. Bombcamp.com actually is a stupid German grade school that will not sell me the damn URL. Stupid grade school. Donate to kids.

Donate. Donate to my kids. My kids. I don't even know what that means. Oh, ball save.

Oh, I am an idiot. I should have known that was coming. What are we doing? I'm sorry. Hold on, let me see. I'm sorry. I'd give that a second. Okie dokie. New Kids on the Block. Jaded, I remember when New Kids was new.

Yeah, me too. I had a Jordan doll. I just gave away an unopened Mint Donnie action figure to a friend of mine whose wife really wanted it for her revenge. I had the Jordan one and the boy that lived across the street threw it down the hall and put it in the closet. very alive. He's a jerk. Hello! Hey Chuck! Tom! Yes! That is what I wanted, thank you. Whoa! What is it going for? Absolutely. Uh huh, uh huh. Did I own that ball anymore? It didn't get a lot of action because it was always out there. I even had it stacked so I could have used it. No. The button broke off. Oh god, yeah. That's where all the kids go to die. First they're taking it to the street. They're taking it to the street. Mark. Mark Henderson is watching? No, no, no. You don't know Mark Sanderson? Mark Sanderson is a talented character whose son is an incredibly, beastly pinball player. He's 17 and his kid is a monster. Josh Sanderson. He'll be in the state finals. And his play is the... How did you even get to the state finals? You have to qualify in the top 16 in the state. Yes.

And all of Dead Split made it. Yes, sir. So we've got a little truck here. Yes. And Tiana Chowell. Nice to hear. And you better start going hard right now. I am going hard. You've got to go to IMDb tournaments. Yeah, I know. Yeah. And you have to go to every one that's in Illinois just to make sure you get in.

Yeah, they changed the score this year, so it's very important for me. Very important. All right, let's get one more practice game in with Chuck so he can get a feel for it, and then we're just going to go. Nick can figure it out.

Oh, he's going in cold. Well, if you're that gracious, then maybe you can start us off. No problem. All right, let's finish up here. All right, that's better. Just to you know, the left rim, you can backhand with the left hand. It's not how you do it. You can backhand with a left hand.

It's fine. You can do it. A left hand. Now the right ramp, I'm not speaking to that. Ah, because of that curve.

Nicely done, brother. That was too hard to do. Brad, what's up, buddy? Hey, Brad. All right, let's see what we got. Here. Here, Brad. Skill.

Clap it. Pop it. Rub it down. We have like a three second ball save on this. Just so people aren't getting butt hurt about what's going on.

It only goes off when a member of Dead Flip is touching the machine. That was trouble. The backhand really only works from an absolute cradle.

Or... Absolute cradle. Or not. I'm hoping a metal band. Absolute cradle. Hi, everybody. I'm Absolute Cradle. Ramping out. My man. Ramping out. We're ramping out. Who wants a baby? Oh, God. That works.

Oh, God. Monger, go away. What? You. It's your fault. I thought you wanted me to game. You got this, buddy. I do. What's up, Papa? Uh, Crystal, Crystal, Crystal down. You have to double check your ranking there, darling. I'm not sure where you're at anymore. All right. We're taking bets on which button will fall off this time. I like, I raced out on fish pails and the next day their butt and shoe lost it and they thought I like, ripped it out. Got it back.

Nice clap, dude. Is, uh, is your girl coming? No. We're going to a show and, uh, she wants to like, get all dolled up. I'm going to hit the sloppy box and cheat on you guys with Marvel's side gears and you pull up the top.

I don't even know what that means. That means you're going to watch two things at once. J-Munch. Listen, turn that video on. but turn its audio off and just listen to us while you're watching that. You don't even need to watch us. You just got to hear our beautiful voice. I turned on my kick-ass gaming playlist. I was like, I'm not fucking going to watch you guys. Aw.

You guys are still having windowsill. Aw. Let's play some pinball on the windowsill. Aw. I love you.

Oh, jeez. I'm in sling hell. Here we go. So one more hit. Oh man. There, that'll bring him back up. Wow. Now I just need to beat him up. There's one, two, three. We got a ball stuck off the top. That's fine. Cheating, but it's fine. We're not playing for money. Oh, I pre-didn't hit it.

So upon hitting the last monger hit, I have to get it in the Jericho slash... Oh, here we go, do a die hold. Middle of the top? Yep. Twice? Yep, just once. Oh. To the super jackpot.

That's gone. Oh, those are gone. Oh! You! I missed the little ones. Get the ring! War Machine! Son of a... Wow. That was three million points I just threw into the dumpster. Alright, so another little quirk about this game is you can backhand War Machine from the left ring. Or, left hand. Or you can chopstick and then drain everything and then go home. Yeah! Cry! Cry harder, baby! Cry harder, baby.

Hey, do you have any more guests for tomorrow? Richie mentioned he's coming by for a bottom-up party.

Dan, if you're watching, come on by. I'm not going to text. Who's Dan? Dan Thompson. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's a pin-pang clown. You are.

All right. All three, this is it. You guys got this. All right. This is my warm-up game. My poor little cake. Yeah, it's good.

Swivel. I look like a little red. Pimple on the Windowsill, the new album from Jack and the Pinheads.

Absolute cradle. The new metal album. We have some convening now late at the bottom of the party. Tomorrow? Yeah. Yeah, probably. We do. Oh, and what time is this party? It's about 8. Oh, yeah. Cool. Good. Yeah. Dan, I texted you. But yeah.

Dan, I texted you. So Chuck is two hits away from the bogeys, cranking. I think one drink away from all three bottles of beer.

All right. So we're going to go for War Machine and then maybe bring... Wait. Can you bring Monger in after you start War Machine or do you have to do Monger first? That's what I thought.

I think what I'm going to do is not bring Monger in because I hate him. I'm actually going to do war machine work on bringing wood last year. Because that you can work on.

Why? So I just did that three times in a row. That was pretty dope I think I just lit an extra ball Which I have no idea

That's an animal. That's an animal. That's a drowia. Alright, we're just trying to hit the flash. What was that about? We're trying to hit whiplash?

Yeah. So one more hit? Yep. What's it worth? Alright, so there's two Molken Balls, don't know what else. Uh, if I see one... Oh, that could be like two and a half.

The second piece, and it's down on the sheet. There's an edible. Now, if I had fast scoring rolling, this would be gnarly. Oh, I tried to deflect it. Do I have the ball stuck somewhere?

I sure do. Alright, we're going to loop it. Oh, you got blacked me. If I scoot it up there, it's going to block it because I'm in whiplash mode. It's not even on pulse. It just stops. All right, let's see if we can figure out a... Go to the right side. Yeah, we'll go around the right.

Yeah! Science! Physics! Or physics. That's science. It's still science. Oh, really? You can tell me?

Love you. Okay. Everybody out. Come on, guys. Okay. So Chuck, just so you know, you need at least 55 and a half million to the government.

Which isn't terrible. Thank you. The last night's rant. Hate him. The drain maker. Drain man.

I think I'm all out of bad puns from last night's as Brad. Happy birthday, Brad. What? Happy birthday, Brad. Oh, I said happy birthday on Facebook. Happy birthday, Brad. That train was for you.

Cradle of love. Cradle of silence. Um, so do you keep track or just beat each other up? No, go ahead. Keep track. You'll win it quickly anyway, though. Oh, jeez. So we got Jack.

We got Doug. We got Nick. No, let's just cut Nick out of here because who cares. We got Crustle.

We'll put Nick at the back. All right, so winner goes first. Who got second? Me. You go second. Yes. Great. Great. Who's on first? Drayman.

Ooh, all the shields. Come on, baby. Weren't you planning on coming tomorrow night? Yeah. Planning on coming what? Tomorrow. I planned on not going? Oh, did you, or were you not? I feel like there's something that I should have done, or I need to do, but I can't remember. This is the end.

Can't go by like this. We're out of my calendar. Oh, we're streaming the state finals. We are. Oh, come on, baby. Thank you.

Hit the drone targets. and follow. Live to win. And follow me on Twitch. Guys, I got my mic stand and webcam today. I set up my stream already. Yeah, Gerson, that's awesome, dude. Uh, Chris will kill it.

Just make sure with that webcam, if you're not on a PC, you have to download some software so you can stop the camera from auto-focusing because it will do that.

But if you're out in BC, just download the drivers and call them. Good. Guys. Driver. I heard his number. Call him.

Love you. Spin to win. Nope. All right, you are two spinner hits away. Or spinner lane, I would say.

Why are you yelling at me? James like ripped me off. That sounded like me shaking. That's Austin Giersen. What did Giersen say? He said if you don't kill him off stream.

Oh wow you guys are smoking me. Oh man you got lotion on this? I tried to rub it in. This is why. This is why I don't let you do anything wrong. You guys are going to be, you know, have nice flopped hands? I hate flopped hands.

I like rugged old calloused garbage hands. Garbage? What am I freaking doing here, kids? We're shooting at nothing.

Well, how are you going to get out? All right. Well, hey, now we have control. So we're going to shoot the squatter, get the monger up, catch it. Okay, I'm not going to go under. And hit him. Cool.

That was so dumb. Was I sound broke about this? Jada, that did sound like mine. I saw it. I saw it good.

It puts the lotion on the pinball. Oh. We just needed your mom to be working on our eyeliner and you know. Oh my God. Our tampons. It's not lotion, it's tactical distraction. ...the eyes. It does make the game feel different.

Tactical distraction. That's not a bad idea. I might just start bringing lotion to tournaments and like raising my hands up. I'm gonna get my hands in there. Oh! Dang it! Good ball, good ball. He had bogeys going though. Yes, yes. And he only needed one shot to warm it. Bogeys are... Bogeys are ramping out. Right, okay. So what happens is if you ramp out, these numbers increase to 400k. Once it's flashing 400k, if you hit either ramp again, it lights up bogeys and then everything with a red arrow is worth a crap load of cash every time you hit it. Yes, exactly. Hey, that's money! That's fine. Just leaving money on the table. Alright, Monica's ready for you, too.

That's a nice little lame kiss. You know what it is? A little sweat. Alright, so I'm in jail. Let's figure something out here.

Oh, I forgot to put some points in. I put her name on. Oh. Whoa. I haven't focused. What was that? I think it was coffee. I was like, what do you mean in the morning?

Whoa. I think it was coffee in the shower. All right. One more hit to Monger, and then I have to hit any of the spinner shots again to bring them back up, then just beat the crap out of them. Okay, crap.

And now we're going to lift every shot. Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, love. Wow, look. That's a weird backhand. Can I get all the breaks, please? Oh, okay. We got this, we got this. Come down. Oh, crap. Hold on.

Too late? Shark tank. All right, let's finish up here. I'm tempting fate over there way too much. Alrighty, that's all we can do. Gross. That was some bogey. That was garbage. Garbage. This game blows on the GFPS bed for what? It's... he's trolling us. It's a full-blit target. That's a story. The full-cocks this big.

What are you aiming for? the red targets on either side. You're gonna wanna rock the spinners because every switch hit is worth money. And then the second type of iron that you iron is fast-growing NTS. wait

no it doesn't even have to be the second time really one more than one oh you turkey come on baby yeah I love to grow for you oh yeah The jump out throws flow in at the end.

How can Knox really know when someone says we're out of beer and not hear the noise? It's very true. No! Alright, I need a... Take me home tonight I don't want to let you go to the light Take me home Ball tape? Ball tape. Really. This is how it works when I play. That's what it's just like when applied that one

Thanks Jarvis that means Chuck goes first I go second goes third kill it buddy The machine. I've heard that before.

What'd you say? You are not authorized to change the machine, Dave. Dave? Oh, you got the personalized one? Yeah. I want to go in and change them all, now that we have a sexy podcasting room with nice mics and stuff.

Do some actual voice acting. Oh, really? Okay, well, we'll just wait for that to... We'll just wait for that to ball track. Just finds a nice little groove right there.

Oh. No, damn it. I'm pleased. Oh, that's what I wanted to find. Nope. I wanted to figure out how to hit that on the fly. Well, I'm getting every damn drone. Man, lotion bomb. So Monger's ready. Okay. Ooh. That was generous. What, did I get like two or three hits out of that? Yeah. So now I need the two on the left. Um, crap. The ball got stuck. So we're going to let this ball check again. And it's going to launch the ball high into the air. Oh yeah? Yep. Yeah, it's not, no. Yeah, that's going to live on there for a second. That's all right. It'll push it down. The only crappy thing is it's going to push the monger down.

It'll come back up. One more fire, man. Oh, yeah. I'll probably get that when I knock the monger down with the multiple balls that are coming.

Love you. Unless I can't get that when I have this. Oh, son of a... Come on, guys. Calm down. Oh, the deflection.

Where you going? Where you going? Literally how many times is this going to happen to me? Get it there. Get it all over myself. Donate to kids. Is Crystal letting you guys get a sizable lead before she breaks out with a stick-back-hand super jackpot move?

That's funny. She's a shark man, she just waits until there's money involved and then all of a sudden she's the best pinball player. Or cookies. Cookies. Oh yeah, sorry, cookies. Play, play cookies. We don't play for money. They're everywhere, they must be getting paid for. Master, tell me they're all heck. My master. Huh? I number sign a pro. I'm a pro. Don't like readable internet traffic.

I don't know. Shoot the spinach. Oh, gosh. You got it. What happened? You got jerked. That was a house ball. You got jerked. It's a house party, folks. It was a big house ball.

That's dumb. Now these are a tip. No tip. Tip. No tip. Oh, Jebediah. That was no tip. Chebadae, he's gone crazy. Whoa! Be careful. Iron will tilt. I'll tilt you, Iron Man. That is Iron Man.

So which theme is this pizza? Oh, so if we had to have a pizza party on Friday for Iron Man, what would the toppings be? Things with iron. Kale, spinach. Oh, give me a break. Oh, my God. Mushroom. I think, uh, things that are high in iron. Okay, sure. Right? I think that's... I guess that works. That requires research. No! What?

Dragnet. Oh, Dragnet. You don't even know what that show is, you know. I sure do. I remember a movie from the 90s with Tom Hanks and Jack. Dragnet? Dragnet, yeah. I remember the TV show. That's what we had in there. It was black and white. Steak is kind of nice. Iron Man. Steak pizza? Steak, kale, spinach, mushroom pizza.

Iron Man. Or you could just go with the colors and have, like, stuff with a lot of red and yellow. Like pepperonis.

Red peppers. No, yellow peppers. Yellow peppers. Banana peppers. No, it's got to mean something. No, I think you got it right with the iron man. Oh, yeah, beef and clams. Papa, it's my Apache web.

Gersman, what the farts are you talking about? Beef and clams. I like the beef and clams talk. Let's do more of that.

We just wanted to get back to Chuck. All right. Let's see what we can do here. Beef and clams. If I get the plan right.

Oh boy. Oh, you got a hold of it. You need one spinner shot for a monger to come out. See, you can do it on the fly. Yeah. I was only able to get one consecutive. It looks like you got the monger.

Chicken liver is very high in iron. Or maybe if the pizza was shaped like an arc reactor, where you have a circle and then you build it. Oh, man, that was a rip.

Oh, look at that garbage. Be-boom. Boom. Crystal, Crystal, you have a very solid chance of taking second place right now.

Listen, there is no superstition involved. Yeah, you're right. All there is are just gods and slang.

And lotion. It's all lotion, man. Blueberry pizza. Why would... Yeah, what the hell does a blueberry have to do with anything?

Blueberries have a lot of iron in them. Iron's have a lot of... Anti-accident. How about we just have a pizza with, like, spoons on it? Yeah, that sounds... That sounds beautiful.

Close. Okay, so we're going to bogey out here. Yes, ramps. Nailed it. Oh, and War Machine's lit. So maybe we want... You've got to light bogeys first and then bring War Machine into it.

I am not finding my back. I just ruined my life. Oh, maybe I can kill it, actually. The ramps are still blinking.

I mean, good job, bud. Thanks. This report is real. I'm just feeling a little bit sleepy lately. Because... I'll tell you when you're done with your game. Uh-oh.

Are you drunk? Nope. We're fresh. Do you want to be? Because we've got plenty of liquor. Yeah, I'm going to the hideout after this. Oh, you're going to the hideout? Yeah, my buddy's got a shop. The hideout is such a weird venue, man. It's like in the middle of absolute nowhere. So, kids, here we go.

If I bring up Ironmonger and get through him, I have do or die lit. A shop that I completely suck at hitting. How do you bring up Ironmonger again? Like this. Squip. Oh! You have to hit any of the full skill shots. With the nice exposed brick there. Exposed brick? Shut up. That was great. And the only way to get through Ironmonger is you have to put him down. That was the main intention. How do you get Ironmonger through? So you see the purple lane? Yeah, the spin. Hit any of those.

So, okay, I can actually just drain all this and hang on to one ball, which is actually, I'm going to play with one, because now that I have everything lit, I have do or die ready. I'm going to call fire at the light in the middle of the field there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the big, big money. The ultimate goal is to get those all lit, and then you're going to start to send that light. Right. Alright, I'm being, I'm playing cocky here.

If I lose both of these, I'm probably going to cry. Alright, I'm going to hang on to this one. I'm going to drain this one.

Goodbye. Yeah, I couldn't. He wanted to go away. Alright, so, do or die is ready. I just have to hit the middle shot once. It's going to come down. I have to hit it again because 35 million is going to start taking down. Is that late, Flipper? I don't know. I can't find it. I haven't been able to all week. Go get him, Bob.

Get him, Bob. Okay, I think I'm more comfortable on the left, Flipper, anyway. Yes. So I need one more shot to that. And hopefully it doesn't drain me coming off the side here.

Come on. Okay. All scores 2X, 27 million. Do or die. And now we're going to get bogeys going. And Jericho.

Do bogeys stack with Jericho? I guess something's going to happen. I don't think so. So that right there is, with bonus, my name on the machine.

Potentially. Actually, I need like four more minutes. Yeah, you're right. How about a motor? Oh, the speaker? Yeah. Isn't that strong? I kind of love it.

That's fine. I just knocked Gavin off the machine. Oh, buh-bye. Mmm. Hell yeah. Mine! Mine, man. Thank you, brother.

Woo! That was fun. The arc reactor is blue. You can die, pizza. That was a lot of, uh... Blue cheese. Ooh. Wait a second.

One hit. You got this. My man. All right. Now, scoot any of those shots again. You have to hit it one time. One of those purple shots.

Bring the marker back up, then you've got to bring them up. Ugh! You're fine. Come on, James. You took second place.

Yay! Stop. This is a monumental moment for me. Monumental. Stop. Nicely done. Hands on the game. Good job, buddy.

Hey, Crystal, don't be mean. Okay. One step at a time. Save the steps. Very much so. Save the steps.

Hey. Oh, wait, hold on. Very good. I mean, Chuck's letting the Pat Rojo out of his system before Saturday. That's right. Got to get rid of all of it. You can't get mad at Iron Man. Iron Man games are either horrible or goddamn incredible, and it's 100% the game's decision on that. That is true. All right, let's keep this rolling. Egonomics? Is that like Egon's thing?

Egonomics. So the score so far is Jack has five, Chuck has three, Crystal is on the board. And if Crystal takes first place and Chuck gets last place this next game, her and Chuck will be tied. And that'll be pretty cool. Let's not counter. It'll be even closer, yeah. To a three-way tie.

Yeah. We've got to check that flip. Yo, Nick's got that. Oh. And no ball save, finally. Four dead flips. Look at that score. 234,000 points. Wow, that's a good job. That's a good job. Nope.

Hands on the net. Oh, we'll see. I'll see if I can do it. Without tilting, you're right. Because I could have tilted with like 9,000 points. That's right. You could have punched the ball and tilted it down.

Or you could have just tilted. That's right. Exactly. It's like they punish you with those lanes. It's like punishment. So you are one more shot away from longer coming up. There you go. Okay. Oh, that came down too clean. That was some slow-ize action there, buddy. Donate to kid. Here you go. Woo-hoo! Wow! I told you today.

Sorry, Jack. I had to beat you out of the aisle. I didn't get that. How did I just miss a whole thousand? I had 9,000 to make rain. That should have been a ball safe territory. We should have made it.

We should have made it. I am a fan. One week I think I did outside of tilting while the ball is still in the shooter lane. That might be the lowest score you can achieve. That was a great ball though man. Thank you darling. Man that just smells like a rock boil. Oh, that was terrible.

That was a terrible multi-ball. You're talking about Rook over here. What Rook? I want that on my jacket. Yo they call me Rook Ah you are just made up Rude Ah Chugging All right

All right. All right, I get to make points. Doesn't matter if we're talking about what our pinball machine white whales are? You know what I'm talking about. And what is yours? Mine is Metallica.

You... wait. I really, like, I have a hard time with Metallica. Oh, like, you want to destroy that. Yeah, and I've been, like... Yeah, mine... Hers is Tron. What would mine be? None in here. We beat the crap out of these things.

I think I want to... I don't know. That's a game that I suck at completely. It's really hard to play. Oh my god, I still don't have a million points. Oh my god.

Oh, you did your good game last game, so that's what it is. Right, yeah, I got it all out of my system.

Oh, a lot. Did you learn how to play Mustang? Oh, Mustang is gory. Yeah, there's your white whale. That's not even a white whale. That's just like some different...anyway, I don't want to bash it. Stop it! Nick really likes, uh... Hurry! Nick really likes Mustang. I'm a little indifferent. It's just, I feel like it's... It needs a little more. I don't know. The new code did. Woohoo! Thank you.

See, it thought I was part of that. No, it just gave me the balls to... He said, smell me, I'm in proximity.

Man, I can't wait to go with some other psychos. You know, riding around with that pinball visor vest. It was like the coolest thing in the world. Everyone's like, you know, what's a PBL mean? I'm like, what you'd like to know. It's pinball mean! Don't beat me up!

Like, oh, we're not gonna beat you up, we're probably just gonna shoot you. And then take your bet.

Oh, damn it. Oh, come on. Oh, okay. One ball game. The last ball. There we go. All right, folks. Can I? It's a quarter muncher. So I have nothing. I have zero things going for me right now. So what I am going to do is ignore. I think I'm going to ramp out and try to get my bogeys.

Bo-girl. Peppery. He's talking about your chili. Get it? Yeah. I can just see Jeff Bridges sitting in front of like a bowl of soup or something.

Too bad you had to involve pepper. Ooh. This would have been a five-star. Sorry, I'll forgive.

Come on. Oh, God, I'm getting all the rattles, kids. Get your babies. I got the rattles. Oh, my life.

Okay, so one more shot to ramps, and I'm good. Monger's dangerously close to coming up, though. Okay, war machine.

Oh my God, everything was lit up. Everything. I just laughed like a witch. I'm going to give you a noogie when I turn the camera on. You had a really good game before, and I was happy for you. I'm joking. Fuck. Uh-huh.

Well, you beat me. Uh-huh. Sure. So, the score is Jack with five, Chuck with five, Crystal with two. Is, um, is, um, is it Papa? Oh, no, it's Aiden. Aiden is our man who keeps track of everything. I asked him to count something for me.

You don't want to overload yet. Complain. J.K. Nice drop catch. So, Tuck has one shot to get both. And... You need that. Alright, so there's the small ball. And we're off to the frame.

Also, the atom ball is inside of the one sheet. Yes, yes. Here's the challenge. First ball, you only shoot first with the left foot. Second ball, only the right foot. It's called one hand play. Oh, you turkey.

Oh, you turkey. Oh, no. You turkey. Oh. Oh, no. RoboNisco, what's up, buddy? Chuck takes it. All right, the score is in. Chuck, keep it rolling, buddy. Take it off.

You were, oh, you were so close. Look at that. Everything. Look at that. All those. I had it all the way up to the mark five. I had that stupid thing. Keep me one ball in there to get me up there. Do you have the same car? 1981. I have the play field. I do not have the game. Yeah. Yellow, red, yellow. Yeah, I'll show you. Oh, come on. Thank you, Ball Save.

Thanks for the Ball Save. It's all in like three seconds, Chuck. It's taking right back. Seriously. All I got to learn is, that was my extra.

Oh my god. Just that one. Two turkeys. What? Two or die? Oh, yeah, I see this. Of course it is. Just nothing. This is Fintar.

It's for a party. You might remember this from the pinball arcade, or if you've actually played it in person. This is the play field.

What's that for the rest of the game? It's heavy. The rest of the game? Exactly, I don't know. This was first laid out at Expo, if you can expect, like a hundred bucks. I'm going to build a light box, there's a knife behind it, and put it on the wall.

You could do that, put it in the back. Yeah, right behind all the plastic. I mean, some LED strips. Because realistically, the color comes from the plastic. Yep, exactly. Good.

That'll work. Yeah. I'm sure he gets some strobing lights. Oh, God. Distracting wall art. Okay, let's focus here.

What the crap am I shooting for? We get cold of every drain. What's up, buddy? Yancy says, I have a Centaur Playfield 2 and Backlash and two sets of plastics, but no game. Hey, Yancy. What's happening? Odrick, what's up, buddy? Yeah, all of Dead Split made it into the state finals. Chuck did here also. Chuck is going. I'm here. Jason's going. There's a lot of people. Wordrick? Yes. I thought. Really? Yes.

He plays Tom Norris. Oh, God. He's got Jim Shurt against Dave Duggee. Yeah. Jason Roderick against Tom North. Yeah, Jack Danger versus... Zach Sharp.

We'll see how that goes. We've got Dave Cable against Art Dott. I play Brett Spark. Chuck, I want to play you. Jeff Hooper plays... Joe Wadley. Maybe he'll still be in. Yeah.

Yeah, there's a lot of us going that are on the stream. Yancey, I forgot who Yancey plays. Oh, Yancey plays... Oh, he plays Josh Sharp. Josh Sharp, yeah. And Josh Henderson plays Stan. Pinball machine never dies.

Yeah, Jason is a beast. Good luck. Yeah. I play Zach Sharp. You want to talk beasts. That guy's the Beast Wrangler.

Previously a number one in the world. Now currently a number three. Yep, three. Oh, he was three. That's strange.

We got a vote. This is my count. The best in the state. Also, playing in Illinois, the best in the state, means you're playing with some of the best people in the world. That is true. It's 1 p.m. on a Saturday.

Actually, it's 2. We're setting up a stream. Right. You are very correct, Yancey. And I just put in a tea coach like Mike Tyson, and I have no idea what his patterns are in order to beat him.

It's at this gentleman's house his name is Jay Brand he's like 40 games old. He's got like 60 games. There's 52 no, was that Hooper? Yeah. Oh yeah.

No, McHenry. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know, it's not blood. That's right. I'll take a little bit of both. Yeah, you can.

I guess whatever works. Right, exactly. I have to go paint some naked people tonight. That should be fun. Are you going to paint naked people, or are you going to paint naked people? Wait, I can't. Are you going to paint naked people, or are you going to paint naked people? Are they naked people you're going to be painting, or are you going to be painting naked people? I don't, I just, there is no difference yet in what you're saying. Are you going to be... Okay, if I'm naked, are you going to be come painting me, or are you going to be like a canvas just drawing and painting? Yeah, you're going to be naked and I'm going to be painting. Okay, well, that's not the clarification.

Hey, kill me. Or are you going to be naked painting people? That's right. Painting naked people. Ah! Yeah. Ah!

Naked and painting people. That sounds like fun. Regardless. Yeah, reverse. Probably just got to be naked. Reverse life drawing.

It's like a room full of naked people drawing one dude that's sitting there fully clothed on his phone.

Take some mental image. Sorry. Oh. Love you. Oh, Dave, I miss you. I say I miss them, but really I don't. Remember when you used to play simple? Yeah, right?

Cold November Dream says, come on, Jack, paint Chuck. All right. strip truck we gotta keep the stream happy actually taking your shirt off on twitch gets your stream banned man or woman just your pants jack paints naked people That would make a great stream.

Sharks? I didn't want that. Oh, Sharks. Football is this, too? Yeah. You know, dummy. I read that wrong.

Who's got the mental tag you in the photo? I don't know. Oh, that was fast. Nice run. All right. You got this today.

If you win, you'll be a hell of a lot closer. You got four points. One of them just got a five. Take it home. Just get comfortable with those rats.

Bogies is a very solid strategy. Oh, hey, here he is. Hello. Is this where anybody is? Yes. It's me, Tom. Thank you. What? I'm Steve. That's good.

Thanks. Oh, very good. I like that middle one. It's Iron Man. You can't control it. Yeah, see? Oh, Chuck.

Chuck is the monger. Please? Love you. That was... I think molecules touching each other. Did you order some pad thai? Why? That's the chopsticks.

I don't know what you're talking about. Crystal bismuth. So, seven, six. You're not out of this yet, Chris. So, okay, Economics wants to know, so what would you guys say is a better way to teach this sport to people? TPA or actual machines? TPA. The pinball arcade. No. Okay, here's the deal. The pinball arcade is a great way to expose pinball to everyone, but it's not a great way to learn how to play. It's great to understand the rules, absolutely. You have to service. Yeah, it's all, like, if you don't know how to play Twilight Zone, play it on the pinball arcade, you'll learn the rules. Now, when it comes to actually playing... Why'd you throw your thumb towards me for playing Twilight Zone? It's behind you. Oh, okay. I thought it was still out there. No, it's behind you. Just because I hate the game. Go, go. Thanks for the follow, buddy. But you need to completely understand what it feels like to let a ball bounce around, what it feels like to flip a ball. When someone's like, you know, I toured the mansion like 12 times in the pinball arcade on Adam's Family, do that on a real machine once, and I will, like, hug you until your freaking head pops off. Oh. It's, you know, once you're a pervert. Did you say pervert?

Yeah, there you go, Carmen. Yeah, TPA is really good for rule sets, and that's all I'd like in that, too. But, like, if you're learning drop catches and post-passes and, like, your bounce passes or dead flips, Any of that stuff, you've got to do that physically because it does not translate from the phone app. It's been such a long time since I've started playing, and I'm only now starting to get it because I've mastered my flipping skills. There you go. And now I can look at rolls and be like, okay, I get it. Yep. You know if a ball's coming. It's just instinct to let it bounce pass. Or like if the ball's on the wrong flip or post-pass it over and stuff. Again, these are things that you can kind of do on the Pimble Arcade. But really, you're just hitting two sides of a freaking cone, and you're not feeling anything. Because also, moving the game and interacting with it moves the ball. Just touching this game is going to change where that ball goes without even flipping. Just sort of touching it, you see how it's wiggling a little bit? I'm barely even moving, but that is shifting the table. And if the ball is on a wall or near a rubber, that's going to move the ball off. And that's not something you get from the snowball arcade. Chuck, you won, so kick some butt. I never knew any of that stuff. Oh, shut up.

Charging everybody. 15 years is like the ball is in. 15, thank you. I appreciate that. Isn't that what you said last time I saw you? Beautiful.

No? I've been playing for longer than that, woman. Oh, wow. I've traveled around maybe about 15 years. That's when I started traveling. So a little bit.

Lascitude. Yeah, playing on a controller might be better, but realistically, you've got to touch a physical machine, man.

You know what, Robo Disco? I was researching and looking at tilt cans, and you know what? It takes away from you focusing on the table. Absolutely.

If it's up there, all you're doing is waiting for that thing to tilt. It's just watching it swing. I couldn't take my eyes off of that, and people were explaining shots, and I couldn't run away. Like, you just want that tilt-bob to hit the frickin' ring.

So, adding another camera to the setup, putting it inside the... And it's just... It's very distracting.

Robotisco, I know, that's what I mean. I was watching other schools with that, and it was very distracting.

We can try it and see if you guys are into it. I just felt that it sort of took away from the concentration of what's actually being shot at.

I thought you were just boring after a while. Watching the... If you have a small one in the corner, you can see it rattling, but I find myself following it too much. Thank you. Cold Love Ever Drain, you're totally correct. Also, when you guys are watching a tutorial or a video or our stream, you're seeing the top-down angle, so you get to see all the flips that we're doing wrong, but when you're in the moment down here, this view is not this view, and it is way different. You should go into the studio and see. Dream can maybe from the Lazarus angle that would break a lot of cameras yeah um yeah you guys oh by the way

oh that'd be cool oh papa that'd be they come out this way and then they usually angle it bang lit in like we have a separate camera for a DMV but you can do Maybe just one camera for both.

Take it or choose it. Oh god. Hey, hey, hey. Oh crap. No gloating. Droney. Love you. They said two of the games are in?

Spacecracker's not going to be in? I love that game. Tuesday night we get there and Josh is like, I was going to repeat.

No, RoboDisc, I know what you're talking about, man. I watched the in-disc, and I also watched a few other streamers that are using that stuff. It just kept pulling my attention away from the game. Okay, we got one more. Cold November Dream. I did a do or die about three games ago. Today.

Yeah, you got the high score. Yes, put my name on it. Got her together. Whoa, look at that. Tell me I'm hungry.

Here we go. That's pretty good, doesn't it? Oh my God. Hey, hold on. I can... I'm playing speed, right? Yeah. Yes, you are. How about a beer can on the fridge? That is a great idea. I don't think you want to see all the stuff that's in that fridge. We got to clean up the house.

All right, there's all. You have to take care of the inside of the fridge. So when you open the door. Or a bathroom can. You put me in on every. Every day. You're really. I'm kidding.

You've lost. I really just want to not hit one. Wow. Why? That was a wild ball. We got our meeting and everything. All kinds of chaos. You for it? I'm done. Oh, thank you.

Wait, we'll come back tomorrow. I want one of those bubble... Bubble... Yes. Bubble, right? That's what you say? Yeah. A bubble state? Bubble... Bubble, please. I don't know. It was a big bang. The butt-clenching game. Yeah, that's what we need. And part of my birthday we... What's your birthday? Oh, I don't know. I'm just trying to... Um, and guess what he's doing for his birthday? Going to the state finals! What's going on? Oh, he's partying. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Oh, butt-clench clam?

Butt-clench clam. See, you can't even make fun of me. Butt-clench clam. High in iron. It's high in iron, folks. Butt-clenches and clams. All right, we just need to catch this.

Oh, we've got to feed it. Oh, no, let's bring Monger up. Or the kick cam. The cam that'll show everybody where your feet are at. Well, I'm going to bring Monger up, then get War Machine.

Oh. Check that out, though, man. That's what I said, man. Oh, sweet. Sweet. Come. Oh. Stop it. Take out.

Careful. Oh. The flipper stopped working. That's because it tilted. Alright, now's my chance. You know, either you drain the ball and it stops working, or when you tilt it, it stops working. I know, but... It doesn't allow you to feel the grip like it does in the ball. Come on, Chuck. Come on, Chris.

Chuck is just killing us right now. I didn't want that. Hand on the sheet. My, my. Ah, true, dude.

All right. That's the story. Hold on. Don't tilt because you might have it in bonus. Cards. I'm sorry, buddy.

So the game that Chuck was talking about, Safecracker, that's an interesting pitball machine because in the back glass there's a coin slot that you don't put coins in, but when you play well enough, it actually spits a coin out that rolls down the glass on the table and into your hand that you get to take home. It's like a souvenir. It's a special coin that says, like, uh... Actually, there's different coins, I think. You can actually put them back in the game and it does different things or something. Oh, painting with them does something different? That's cool. I'm not sure. That'd be cool. Come on, Crystal Show, Nick, what's up? Wait, where's Nick? If you're talking about me, I'm Jack Danger. I do that when I've been drinking too much. I get them mixed up all the time. Well, thank you, Nick. Yeah, they look so much alike. Chuck, you're killing us, man. Start it up. Don't jump.

I'm done. Goodbye, cruel world. I'm ready. Can I go for ACDC? I missed that week. Ooh, thank you. Check out all the light in the table. I love it. Oh yeah, committed to kill. We only threw Nick's name into the mix because he's a jerk.

But Crystal is beating him. Saw that coming. Saw that. Saw that. It's better when you know what's going to happen than when you do a darn thing to stop it.

Here we go. And the rel. Jack Danger gets his skill set. Caught in the pop bumpers. Here comes the right flipper. To the left. He's got to get a cradle here kids. There's a weird little backhand. To the left catch. Didn't stop it. His watch went off. Oh, I love you. Solid Jack, thumbs up. Good. Okay, put some on for Mopai. Good. Let's do it. Okay. Hello. Hello, friend. Oh, darkness, my old friend. Let's get it on. Hey. Ooh nice Smallest train Smallest train yeah Yeah Oh Al Green There someone in the bathroom

Folks, we didn't turn the bathroom cam on. I mean, who's in the bathroom cam? I mean, there is. See you, Salt-Tro. The seat's all thrown.

That's that. That? What? You picture. Like, derpy dog. Aw, that was derpy dog. Wow. Oh. No end to the manual.

No camera in the bathroom. Nailed it. I'm tired for fast scoring.

Oh, I'm screwed. I needed to think of that hit swing. I was done. That was a good example of the old... Jackson. Yeah? Sometimes in the middle shot, the middle ironmonger flashes pink. What does that mean? That's you going colorblind. Me? Yeah. I thought it was pink. No, that's all purple. No, that's me. No, that's a... Watch it.

That's just a reaction to like a light effect. It means nothing. Okay. Don't worry about it then. See, technically the mongers are purple and the other three are red. Or machine you won't be involved. Yeah.

I mean, you can, or it's like a different color. I mean, see, because look at the difference you got. That's a true purple the way it flashes. That is kind of a good one. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, a pinball machine that took your photo would be pretty cool and cheap as hell because now they have those digital photo booths.

Be careful or you will tilt some. No more shrooms for Crystal, and you are correct. Be careful, Laura. Oh, she heard that. The roar.

Okay. Robo-dave through the wall. Yeah. There you go, Robo-disco. Kickstarter. Make a Polaroid pinball machine.

Where it only takes a photo of you every time you drain when something big should have happened. Yeah, well, the way they set up the cameras, like, it's a photo of me. Shrooms. Shrooms?

I didn't say shrooms, you did. I said shrooms. Shrooms. Mom, look at these stars. This one has a chance for her first victory. What is this?

No more shrooms for Cris. This is just what you did in your practice game. Yeah. This is like... My man.

Boop. Bring the monger up. See the pink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the monger hooked you up just now. Oh, holy crap. That was coming right down the middle. Okay. Okay, first off, you should have cradled that ball to the right when it was bouncing around that thing. But, Douglas... Kill pound. You can't! So what's the score again? Um... Jeez. Garbage. It is Chuck has 11, Jack has 8, Crystal has 2. Garbage. What are we playing up to, Jack? I guess we're playing for... Up to 7 o'clock. Up to 7 o'clock, yeah. Boy, that could go up to whatever. Same rotation. I think it was slugfest. Yeah, that came off of baseball cards.

What happened? Don't do it. It's stuck. I can't drink anymore. I don't want it to go up to my P2O5. What does his name mean?

Uh-oh. Oh, it's reactor technology. Oh, he almost died. Who died? I did. Yeah. Tilt. That's tilt. Oh, you will tilt. I did tilt.

Oh, the short plunge for some reason. Well, it's because you didn't waste time sitting up there. All right, let's look at it. My man. Yeah.

Hey, you're a banana. It's a good in, right? You're a banana, right? Oh, jeez.

Oh, no. Oh, lordy, lordy. Kill it, buddy. This is your game. Morty. I'll see. You wouldn't be beating me if I didn't. Next one. You didn't get a notification when we went live? That's weird.

We've been live for like an hour. We've been live for an hour and a half. Five o'clock. Five o'clock every day. You don't need a notification. Just know. Monday through Friday, we'll be in control. What are you doing? Okay, that was pilot.

That's the last two laws. Do you know who's a DD dollar? I'm afraid to give it out. Yeah, it was a preview. It was all the pinballs. Yeah, that's a great question.

About Richie. About the animators. Because he is a writer. You sure it's not Richie? Because he's been out of town, hasn't been able to pick it up.

Boom! Blow me away. Chuck with the three million. Ooh, not even. Not even. Up for the next ball. Your name's Audrey. German MKDA. German Mikda? Nightmare on Elm Street is a weird game, man. It's a very strange game. It has a neat ball save feature though with the Freddy Krueger claw inside the center drain. It's pretty neat. Well there's a lot of them out there buddy. Go on IPDB and do some Wii Switch. Oh.

Oh, the molasses ramp. In every way, he says. I am nailing everything but the monger. Hit him with the crutch. Anything but Thursday. But Thursday. What's butt Thursday? It ripped down my tongue.

It ripped down my tongue. Wow, how do you do that? It's got to kiss the game. So I'm in the best possible position to make this shot now. Ding dong.

Or now I'm in the worst possible position. Yeah, ball. We're back at the best. Can you give me the freaking shot, you dump of a human game?

Yeah, I don't even deserve that shot. So if I can do it again, that'd be great. Nope, not going to happen. Oh, it just rolled up there. Give it to me. You, you. Give it to me. You, um.

I'll stop the monitor, roll up and do it. You jerk. I didn't know Sintar was doing this either.

Sintar's Iron Man. Thanks, Cole. Yeah, so Papa goes live every Wednesday, I think.

Who is Jason Diesel? Do I know that name? Does that sound familiar to you? The first time you played pinball in 1986, you played Centaur. That's awesome, man. Yeah, do a multi-twitch. Go to MultiTwitch, you can watch both streams.

Boom! Oh, come on! Stop that! Oh! Ow! Son of a... Okay! You're up. Okay. Waiting for tonight. Whoa.

You will be here in my arms. It's a good thing you have a day job. It's a good stuff. Thank you. It's nothing.

Yeah! My man, add that time. Lay ramp. Hand cramp. You can hit anything that has a red arrow. I like the back and forth.

Like that. So I got fast scoring also. Sharks. Good. I can't hit any more loops or spinners because the monger is going to come up.

Crap. You're right, I can do this. Let's go. Yeah. Oh. Nice job. Oh. My man. Cold and pepper drain. That's too weird. I'm staying here. Thanks, buddy.

Good job you're a woman. Yeah. What? I feel like I need to get another chance because that was really distracting. I promise. That was in the game. I did not add that just now. Good job. You're a woman. Good job. You're a woman. And you're in third.

Holy crap. Terrible. That was pretty brutal. Oh, God. Good job. You're a woman. I think they asked me if I have a really nice ass. Yeah. Oh, good job, buddy. You're a woman.

Good job. You're a woman. All right. Here we go. Let's take another name off the board here, shall we? Please.

Put mine on there. And we'll type Crystal's name in for it. Love you. Those ramps, though. This is not an $80 hat. This is a hat from Rachel. Oh, it is? Yeah.

Well, there's a receipt in there from Boone and May for an $80 hat. maybe the $80 hat was taken and they left the old crap hat old Jerry crap hat catch the tune right I know I can't get control of the freaking ball.

War machine was lit. Man. Warg Machines See this is multi-twitch, you can pull up two twitch strings Look at this, thank you, oh thank you for the ball Dave It's going to show PopTG5 and Deadflip Liveflip and Deadflip See? Oh, this is why I'm okay.

Oh. Solid. You're right. Solid. You're right. Oh, man. Oh, you. Played Batman last week. People didn't get the Batman voice.

So, that's your ball. Good job. You're a woman. Don't let that get out. Indeed. That's a quote from the game. Whoa, Disco, you're crappy working at this like multi-switching. Sorry, buddy.

Joey! Yeah? Joey! Give it, I want to play them all. Come on, give me the ball. And he says no. Listen, you have a real chance of your time. No.

Real. The chance is real. Oh, shucks. Why do I keep doing this, like, up and over bullshit? All right. Oh, no. I'll be back. Oh, chug.

I'll be back. I'm back, baby. There we go, me and you. I'm back, baby. Come on. Random TBR can over here.

That was a rattle. I know, I can read. Thanks, Jarvis. Even without a picture, I can feel my tilt. Oh, no. Okay. Double ball? No. Sure sounded like it twice the fun.

Oh, Chuck Jackson. Crystal is pooping. She'll be right back. Thanks for letting everybody know that. I'm sure she really wanted everyone to know that.

I guess she's pooping. I don't know. I don't see her. She, uh... Bringing up the rear. Doesn't need a lot, though, to pass you, Chuck. She needs twice what she has. That is very true.

The way this game is playing, it'll be only a quarter. what she needs. And then I'm going to come back and beat you. That's probably true.

Yeah, these first two balls have not been very kind to me, so the third one has got to be it. Just remember, in pinball, all it takes is just one ball.

One ball. I can sense crystals about to come in. So while I can't, I looked up the quote. It's actually, good God, you're a woman. Good God, you're a woman. Oh, okay. All right. Good job, you're a woman. Good job.

Good God, you're a woman. Thank you. My phone alerted me of Crystal being in the bathroom. Really?

No, not really. I get so freaking hard. Oh, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't sue anybody. I don't like these dreams. She passed me by. Hey, you passed Chuck. Don't pass me by. Don't let me down. You have a leg up on him going into ball three. I'll take six eggs.

Hail Saturn. Hey now. Don't dream it You son of a Yeah, we get it. We know what drones sound like. One, two, three, four Stay fine, stay fine There's a war between us Oh, that's trouble. No, they won't win Trouble right here in River City. Getting out of Dodge. That's my favorite.

My life. R's with T, R's with P Stands for pool. Oh, David. Oh! Oh, no. That was a sour drop catch. That was Maxie.

That's it. You know what? This is it. I could have had you. You could have been a good friend. I could have had you. It could have been good.

Nice. Hands on the game. It could have been good. All right. Ramp up. Oh, hit that one more time. Ready to Pokeball. You can backhand it. War Machine? Yeah, it's really tight. Oh, hell of a lot. Very tight.

Clinch. It's real. Hey, you're sucking all the air out of here, buddy. Good God, you're a woman. Bro, it's a good God, you're a woman.

So, back to Dude Flop. Aw. Rude. Yep. They went to go watch Papa, but I think Papa's doing an EM right now. Do flop. All right, so Jack takes two points. Chuck gets one, so Chuck is winning with 13. I got this crystal. You got this crystal? Don't worry about it. I checked out. So y'all are nothing against the last game. Thanks so much. You can be.

Here's the deal. So this, unfortunately, has to be the last game. So, Chuck. It's 645. Oh my God, I hate to be behind stage. You're 645.

I got to powder my nose before I go out into the world. You got to put powder in the zone. Oh, Jack.

All right, brother. Good luck. Thanks. See you tomorrow. You got the animation tomorrow. All right, awesome. I will. Thanks, brother. Thank you.

Does he work with you? It's just a stranger walking from the street. I have no idea who that guy is.

Distant barrio. A cheese, a cheese, a joke, a joke. It's a bee. Do-do. Oh, water. Beautiful. Water. I planned that one.

Days have moved. At all. I'm Nalin from Morbid. Morbid? Oh, Morbid? Yeah, something about... Order out! Crystal, just kill us, man. Stop it. Yep. German, MJDA, thanks for the follow, buddy. Thanks for the follow, buddy. I like you, Rant. I like the Rants. Thank you, Nick. Thanks.

Okay. No, Ali! Here's the deal, though. I think you're beating me. 12. Very close. You should have been going.

There we go. Yeah, see, Chuck knows that song. Ball? Say it. Yo, are you impressed with these scores? You shouldn't be. Oh, that was actually Steve Perry. Steve Perry. Oh, no. Collect drone targets for warning. Oh, Chuck. It didn't even want to give you the second danger. It just went right to you. Crystal.

I should have taken the phone. You shouldn't have played that. I should have taken the phone. What are you doing? She wants a rest. Taking a nap?

You told her she shouldn't have played it. Take a nap, though. Oh, stop. Stop. Stop it. You all need to look away. Chuck's luck is about to run out.

Look at these scores. Ball three, kids. Holy crap. Are you impressed? 70,000 points. Are you impressed with this ball three action here? This is riveting, compelling television here.

My man. So there's only one thing left to do. Monger out. Look at all this playing. Jada, shut up. You're embarrassing me.

Oh my god. Oh man, I am Wow wow wow wow. Wow wow wow. Crystal, this is your game today. No, it's not pressure. We keep getting lower and lower scores. This is your game today. Yeah, Chuck's going to take it home. He is going to take Goofy Camps home. Is that what people say? I got a bogey.

All right. I got the bogey in my sights. Who was saying that my luck ran out? What? Jason Werger. Jason, Jason, Jason.

Oh, naive. Cheat kill, Jason. Those are trust words, by the way. Oh, look at that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That'll work.

Thanks, Jack. I didn't want this to be that easy for you. What is this hood up? Hood up baby. You got this. It's the uniballer. Five. Big uniballer.

Isn't that like a pen company? Yeah, I guess you're right. Going for five. Get ready for war machine multi-ball.

Oh, war machine baby. Come on, we gotta break the iron! Alright, calm his head, calm his head. Why didn't that, uh...

He starts! Wait, you might have beat me. You did! Yes, yes. Ma'am! So, what are the final tolls, sir? Final toll is our truck destroyed us and our butts hurt.

Yeah, truck. All that bitching out there. All that bitching? Folks, thanks so much for coming. This has been day three on Iron Man. We have two more days of this. It's going to be nuts. Tomorrow there's going to be a lot of pinball people here because we have a giant pinball meetup happening shortly after the stream. So there's going to be a lot of kids here. It's going to be fun. It's going to be competitive. There's going to be a lot of swearing and drinking and pooping and all that stuff. So, yeah. Folks, go watch Papa TV Live. They're going. I think they're playing an EM right now or something. Should be fun.

Thanks to Chuck for coming out. Thanks for Crystal, Gemnick for also coming out. Nick, whatever. We'll leave it here. Who cares? Come on, man. Play pinball. All right. Go outside. Go play pinball or inside or, you know, roll up some snowballs. Get some sticks. Make a snowman. Like a snow iron man? Take it over. Dude, something made a 15-foot tall snowman. What? That sounds terrifying. One of the needles. That would crush and kill somebody. A go-go. This is the original, not the vault edition, just so you know. Not the vault edition. Fuck. It also has custom call-outs from yours truly.

Well, one. From my iPhone. Not including. Anyway. All right. Thanks for all the new followers. Guys, I love you. We'll see you tomorrow, 5 p.m. Central, Monday through Friday. I'm Jack Danger, and I'm getting the crap out of here. Toodle. See ya. Chuck is the MVP, most valuable pinballer. That's me, baby. Thank you, thank you. Cluck. Cluck Jackson.