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Dungeons and Dragons Pinball Let's Play

Dead Flip·video·2h 28m·analyzed·Jan 24, 2021
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TL;DR

Jack plays D&D pinball in new studio, discusses game mechanics and future streaming content.

Summary

Dead Flip's Jack streams Dungeons & Dragons pinball from his new studio space using cellular hotspot due to internet installation delays. The lengthy gameplay session covers the game's mechanics (flex saves, teleport features, steep ramp difficulty), music quality, and the studio's expanding collection of machines recently acquired from Gavin. Jack discusses future content plans including streaming requests for rare machines and potential workshop setup streams.

Key Claims

  • Dungeons & Dragons pinball has a side flipper that is never strong enough to shoot up its steep ramp

    high confidence · Jack repeatedly mentions throughout gameplay that the flipper is 'never, ever, ever' strong enough to complete the ramp shot, describing it as a persistent design problem on every D&D machine he's played

  • The Dungeons & Dragons machine Gavin purchased hasn't been played since he bought it in September

    high confidence · Jack states: 'This is the first time it's being played since he bought it in September.'

  • Jack's new studio will receive proper internet installation on Friday

    high confidence · Jack mentions multiple times: 'We get it Friday' and 'We don't get real internet until Friday'

  • Jack received 12 more games arriving next week, including a custom Iron Man with Jack's callouts

    high confidence · Jack states: 'Next week we have 12 more games coming in here, all right? One of them is, are you ready for this? The Ironman that I did custom callouts on.'

  • Dungeons & Dragons pinball was released in 1987

    high confidence · Jack mentions: 'This game came out in 1987. That's wild.'

  • Jack was permanently banned from Pinside forums

    high confidence · Jack states: 'I was permanently banned from Pinside' in response to a question about campaigning on the forums

  • All machines in Jack's studio are donations from Gavin and other manufacturers, not owned by Jack

    high confidence · Jack states: 'All of them are donations... Gavin uses this place as a layover between putting them on location. I get to beat them up before they go out for the public'

  • Jack has a world record on Q-Bert pinball

    medium confidence · Jack states: 'I have, and I have the world record on that game' when asked about Q-Bert streams

Notable Quotes

  • “This is the first time it's being played since he bought it in September.”

    Jack (Dead Flip)@ 11:30 — Confirms that the Dungeons & Dragons machine being featured has been dormant for months

  • “This flipper is never, ever, ever, ever, ever strong enough to go up that ramp. Ever. Ever, ever, ever.”

    Jack (Dead Flip)@ 12:58 — Highlights a recurring design flaw in the D&D machine that impacts playability

  • “I'm what they call Limited Edition incompetents... All of them are donations, Gavin uses this place as a layover between putting them on location.”

    Jack (Dead Flip)@ 47:38 — Clarifies the business arrangement with Gavin regarding the studio's machine collection

  • “Real talk, this machine has the most badass MIDI music. It really does. It's out of control how good it is.”

    Jack (Dead Flip)@ 34:09 — Praises the musical quality of the 1987 D&D machine, noting its production value

  • “The Ironman that I did custom callouts on... that's your Ironman baby, Jon.”

    Jack (Dead Flip)@ 2:30 — References custom work Jack has done on machines that are being acquired for the studio

Entities

JackpersonGavinpersonHilton JonespersonDennispersonGeorge GomezpersonDead FliporganizationDungeons & Dragons PinballgameAmerican PinballcompanyStern Pinballcompany

Signals

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    community_signal: Jack's permanent ban from Pinside forums indicates unresolved conflict with community platform moderation

    medium · Jack states: 'I was permanently banned from Pinside' in response to question about forum participation

  • ?

    community_signal: Dead Flip studio positioned as major testing/preview platform for machines before public location placement

    high · Jack explains Gavin uses the studio as 'a layover between putting them on location' and Jack gets to 'beat them up before they go out for the public'

  • ?

    community_signal: Dennis transitioning to American Pinball designer role; Jack expresses enthusiasm for the project

    medium · Jack states: 'I'm excited for Dennis, man. And he's... I'm excited for Dennis' regarding American Pinball design work

  • ?

    announcement: 12 new machines arriving at Dead Flip next week, including rare machines from multiple manufacturers

    high · Jack confirms: 'Next week we have 12 more games coming in here' including Iron Man, unknown JJP game, Chicago Gaming machine

  • ?

    product_concern: Dungeons & Dragons pinball has a persistent design flaw: side flipper insufficient power to shoot steep ramp, affecting gameplay across all units

    high · Jack repeatedly states the flipper 'is never, ever, ever strong enough to go up that ramp' throughout gameplay, indicating this is a known systematic issue

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Transcript

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0:00
Buddy, finally back. Me too. I moved into a new space and we still don't have internet, so I'm going to be streaming off of my effing cell phone.
0:17
Evening chat. Hello everyone. Sorry I didn't stream yesterday, but we got a lot of lovely presents from our good friend Santa Gavin.
0:34
Aren't these beets, like, sick, bro? I'm pulling this directly off the board, by the way. How can internet be such a problem in the commercial space? We just don't have it yet, Zdubs.
1:00
They just haven't hooked it up yet. We get it Friday. Lol, that hat is too small. Yep. You look like I've turned off the audio on your D&D.
1:17
That's the whole point of the game. Thanks, Joe Satan. It's wild out here, dude. Once, you know, COVID is gone, we'll be doing in-person tours. All right, folks?
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technology_signal: Content creators adapting to streaming infrastructure challenges using cellular hotspot as fallback solution

medium · Jack streaming entire session on cell phone at 720p due to delayed internet installation, managing frame drops and bitrate concerns

1:32
So hang in there. Don't get sick. And all that jazz. God, I could just listen to this. Welcome aboard, kid.
1:44
Welcome aboard, kid. RKG, what's up, buddy? Welcome aboard, kid. Happy New Year. What's up, Matthew Spratt with 47 Baby? Happy New Year. Yo, RKD, thank you so much. Matthew Spratt, love you. Great skill, Gorilla. What's up with that 62 baby? Welcome aboard, kid.
2:11
Yeah, right? Dude. Direct audio jams. Let me tell you this, Nick. We just got a whole bunch of games in here from Gavin. next week we have 12 more games coming in alright one of them is are you ready for this the Ironman that I did custom call outs on to yell at Dave that we sold to Gavin eons ago coming back that's your Ironman baby Hey!
2:49
I'm in the new space right now, yeah. Check it. Hot dang, that's a lot of space. It gets better. Grayscale stream, grayscale gorilla.
3:11
Oh, I'm bringing my roller skates. I literally have a longboard that I cruise around on to get around in here. No joke. Looks even more awesome now with all the games. It's just going to get better, Internet. Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Saran Wrap, thank you for the five months in a row. Thumbs up to you too, my friend. Thumbs up to you, Saran Wrap. Grayscale, Gorilla, Maps, Sprite, RKD, love you. Yeah, check it.
3:44
Now, because this is a very thin display that goes across the entire back box, I stacked them. So you can still read everything. I stacked it.
4:05
Played this, never heard the music. Oh, man. Grayscale Gorilla no that Dungeons and Dragons is gone to the world who knows where it is that was Dan's welcome aboard Molly Hatchett with the five gifties love you baby Molly Hatchett gifted a tier one sub to Fmetz 374 thank you Molly welcome aboard to assume I can reject Morley Hatchet gifted a tier one sub to Zachi. So check this out, ladies and gentlemen. We don't get real internet until Friday.
4:51
Morley Hatchet gifted a tier one sub to Tawaurus875. I'm concerned about streaming for the rest of the week. Welcome aboard. Because we have to do this off my cell phone. But we're going to do our best. Hatchet gifted a tier one sub to Christ Hepintern.
5:10
Welcome aboard, dear. Christ Hepinton. Morley Hatchet gifted a tier one sub to Mr. Underscore Pinball.
5:21
Oh, Mr. Pinball, I haven't heard you in a hot minute. What's going on with the sound? What's wrong? Is the sound screwed up?
5:33
You used to stream on your hotspot on location all the time. Yeah, but I have to drop. Like, we're streaming in 720 right now, y'all.
5:48
You think I want to do that? No. But that's the only way you're going to get a smooth stream tonight. You can't hear any music?
5:57
Okay. Bez, I don't know what to tell you, my dude. Don't touch the phone. Welcome aboard, kid. Eagle flip. Marty, thank you for the 14 months in a row. 720, that's why you look so good. I can't stop nodding my head. You know what's wild about this? So I turned this game on an hour ago, and I've had my headphones in, and the loop is so good, you don't hear it looping. You just bop your head.
6:32
Welcome aboard, kid. Who wrote, okay, yo, check this out. New year, new game, new resolution. It's been a hot minute in PC. 720p. New resolution, 720p. We'll be back to normal. Don't sweat it.
6:48
Plastic, thank you so much. Like a good wine. Like who, someone was approached, right, by Valley and goes, Hey, we got a pinball machine based on Dungeons and Dragons. Remember that nerd shit, right? What does that sound like to you in music form? And some dude's just like, Bo-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-do-do. Ba-dee-da-ba-dee-da-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee. Ba-bo-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Drop. And we drop it. And then we drop it. Oh, yeah, we drop big frames. I'll bring the phone over
7:47
hold on hopefully that fixes it the phone was across the room that doesn't seem to be fixing anything and that's why I gave it a minute boo earns even at 720p 2500 it can't handle it like what the shit dude welcome aboard do you have a D20 shooter? I'd know but that'd be hilarious a whole year yo CW thank you so much for an entire year you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up here's what's wild about the bitrate it's going well above it doesn't make any sense gotta pay him roses someone go on IPDB and look up who made this hot jam let's see if there's something I can do here
9:06
quick dropbox obviously we can exit that might help and exit this. All right. Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Saran Wrap, thanks for the frickin'... Kachurin Wrap gifted a Tier 1 sub to Grace Kael's stream. Dog.
9:40
Thank you so much. That's very kind of you, friend. Thank you. Welcome aboard, kid. I think I fixed it. I killed...
9:47
I killed a browser. So, I think we're good now. Welcome aboard, kid. I killed a browser. Kachurin Rap gifted a tier one sub to Clonk's Drain.
10:04
Welcome aboard, kid. Choo-choo, mardidoo. More bass? It doesn't exist, so this is where we're at IPDB doesn't say? Bummer, bro There we go Yo, again, thank you so much for those five gifted Has everything smoothed out, by the way? Are we good?
10:33
I think we're green I recognize these jams Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Woo, woo And the jams, and the jams, and the jams, and we're jamming Jams, and we got all the jams up in this jam All right, well, so how is tonight going to work? Tonight we are going to be broadcasting off of our cell phone Because we don't have internet until Friday Happy New Year, Jeremy, love you So we're just going to roll with it If we drop frames, we drop frames. Type your Fs in chat when shit goes down so everyone knows.
11:13
And we're just going to rock out to some D&D. What's cool about this game, by the way, Radical, thank you so much for the 16 munch in a row this Friday. This Friday.
11:23
Gavin bought this Dungeons & Dragons, and it's got everything. The topper, you name it. It's all very clean. Very clean. this is the first time it's being played since he bought it in September is it going to work? we'll see meow meow meow alright let's get that money if you don't know how to play this game it's very simple shoot what's flashing don't drain But there's a second set of flipper buttons that control the flex saves. So the ball can drain out here and come straight down. You have to manually activate this bar that comes up to let the ball go to the flipper. Now, the ball, with these two little star rollovers, it can rollover those if you have these powered up, that it'll do it for you.
12:28
Don't rely on those. be ready to save it yourself. Okay? Be ready to save it yourself. We've got a lift ramp right here that right now it's up, but once it's down, you can shoot up into an area where you can knock down three inline drop targets. There's a very difficult, and this is a problem on every Dungeons and Dragons I ever play, ever, is this very important side flipper to very steep ramp shot, that flipper is never, ever, ever, ever, ever strong enough to go up that ramp. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. So, I'm excited to see what's going to happen here. Did I mention ever? Yeah, BMX ramps. They're very steep, y'all. They're very steep. Ever? Can I get some evers and chap, please? All right. Let's see if we can do this. This game is beyond confusing. Okay. So we trusted the in-lane save. You see how it's not lit anymore.
13:46
Oh, frick. Okay. Here's where, like, your instinct of, like, catching the ball and letting it roll up the in lane a little bit is going to screw you real heckin' bad. Because the ball's just going to go up, fall right out. Welcome aboard, kid.
14:09
Kraz, thank you for 16 months. Informer, you know, say daddy me snow me. I go blame a licky boom boom down. Sorry, Jack, this was my New Year's resolution. Love you, Chris. Thanks for being amazing. Love you too, buddy. Love you too. It's great seeing you. Yeah, this game does have like an Italian pin vibe, doesn't it? All right, so there's four pop bumpers on this game.
14:34
Oh, my gosh. Remember the first game? Okay, we saved it. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, we're going to get a lot of those tonight.
14:44
Okay, here's the teleport. The warrior escaped. All right. We're never going to get up this hecking ramp. I'm going to have to power plunge.
14:53
Nope, didn't make it. Did I mention nothing's ever strong enough to go up that ramp? Yeah, it is. Now you're seeing it.
15:06
All right. The in-lane safe thingies were first on BMX. Yeah, then they were on Hardbody, if I'm not mistaken.
15:15
Oh, God. Welcome aboard, kid. We got the Wizard and the Warrior have escaped. All right. We're on to something here. The Unruh. Thank you for three months, buddy.
15:28
Oh, almost made it. I heard that. Basements and dragons. Yippee. Wait, what? Yippee. Hey, clean his face, dude.
15:44
All right. I don't want to have to plunge like this, but we're going to have to do the palm slap. Nope, that wasn't even strong enough. Gavin knows, man.
15:55
Gavin knows how to protect his itch. We're never going to go up that ramp. And I don't think that upper flipper should... Do you get infinite magic save? Um, I think you have to, or else the ball's just gonna...
16:15
drain? You know, I think you have to. Should be able to plunge that ramp easily. Easily, you say. I guess we'll find out.
16:31
False. Ooh! Whoa! Was that like some secret backdoor multiball business? What the hell was that? I've never seen that before.
16:49
I have never seen that before. All right, wizard, gone. Nailed it. Raise the front legs, lol. Actually, it's not a terrible idea.
17:02
Oh, shit, it almost made it up. We almost made it up there There it is Oh baby, there it is Okay Welcome aboard, kid Hold on, this multiball is impossible to control Give me a second Who was that? Yo, Andrew, what's up, my dude? U F Okay hold on So you're trying to build up your fire there For your bonus Coming around Oh man that's a tight shot Okay baby please Teleport Alright warrior gone Hey Jack you just get this one today We got it yesterday. That's why we didn't stream. Well, there's multiple reasons we didn't stream, but this is one of them.
18:11
Is he thinking for the 100 biddies? Care flippers, baby. That's what I'm saying. Hey, Cleet is thinking for the 100 biddies. I appreciate y'all, Internet. Never strong enough. Listen, remember when I said never, ever? I just wasted it.
18:25
It'll never go up. Oh, secret. And then that feed is kind of Crunchy Okay please Alright Okay you teleported son of a bitch I forgot it does that Welcome aboard Yeah it's got the big topper on it too Alzilla thinking for 18 months in a row Take off the glass and throw the ball up there True true This is a ballet game Okay. Oh, my God, dude.
19:09
Keeping your brain in the game to freaking lift the thing, dude. UC Cash. What's up, Mar, dude? Thank you for that pride, buddy.
19:21
Molly Hatchet. Thank you, Mar, dude. Hey, Internet. Thanks for hanging out tonight again. Sorry. Don't say it all. Motherfucker. Um, thank you for hanging out. I'm sorry again that I wasn't live yesterday. Oh my god, this plunger's a frickin' an actual butt plug.
19:47
Oh, no! So, Crow, I tried to... Is that a knocker? Did I? What happened? That wasn't three balls. You must have learned what you have learned, apparently.
20:11
Oh, we made it. Oh, wait a second. You don't want to go all the way up on the plunge. It's actually helping you. Oh, you sneaky son of a bitch. I'm actually getting money for not going all the way up. I'm a ding dong. This game's like Sexy Easy Mode.
20:32
Miss Divine, good to see you, buddy. Sexy Easy Mode, though. Teleport. Oh, you... Okay, something happened.
20:53
Now, we're getting all the yellows and reds colors. Oh, you need the blue. To explain. Let's get it.
21:02
Hell yeah, we made that shot. We summoned help, Internet. We hit the summon button. And it ate our character. So, there's that.
21:15
This game's hard to stream. Such language. Sorry. I'm always in sexy easy mode. True. Wait. I mean, I don't know. Okay, please.
21:29
Oh, what the frick was this? It, like, licked it. Okay. Got it. Oh, why are you doing this? It's a broken... Jesus. Okay. The game does... There's no time to rest, man.
21:53
It says teleport, but it's not teleporting. Okay. This is hard to stream. Okay. Get Felicia Day to come help. Ooh.
22:06
That's my older sister. She dropped the N-G-E-R and just goes by Felicia Day. Come on. Okay, the teleports are not teleporting.
22:33
Stay. Oh, my God. Felicia Danger. Oh, man, we're getting it. So what does the top rower actually do outside of blind you and then show you a picture of a dragon? Anything?
22:50
The top rower on this thing is huge. Like, this pinball machine is officially taller than I am because of the topper. It does nothing. Yeah.
22:58
And it's like two actual car headlights pointed at your face. I'd show you, but I can't right now because we're using my... It doesn't matter. Stop it.
23:13
Is blinding you with a dragon not enough? So that's actually Vuku points that were not going up there.
23:23
Okay, fart. Actually, yeah, half ramping that. It's actually huge. So I think I found my spot in the studio where I want to do my streams, and it's where I'm standing. But I think we're a little too close to these guys. I would like a few more pins in the background. That pachinko topper needs it. Oh, that pachinko, though.
23:48
Right? How do you build a... Okay. Okay, extinguishes flame. Wait, so I'm trying to put it out? Hold on. So if I shoot that... Did that do anything?
24:05
Oh, it is putting the flames out. Oh, snap. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Oh, that's a lot of dragon breath.
24:19
Okay, please. I would like a flex save on the drain, in the center drain, please. Now, Internet, don't go hitting record on your radio to copy this song. I don't want to go to jail, okay?
24:40
When do we get a coin pusher stream? You might get one this week just because I, like, cellular data. Alright, Wizard.
24:52
You lived. Did y'all do anything interesting this weekend? Because I didn't do nothing. Oh, I remember what I wanted to do.
25:04
When... No, not Wednesday. Friday. Let's... Friday, let's... Let's have a heart... Let's go shopping. We'll hit up Harbor Freight and buy tools for our workshop.
25:24
Set it all up. Went to the strip, went to the Shrek exhibit, and went pinballing. Nice. Yeah, MPT didn't do nothing.
25:34
Just doing good. Doing the good good. Ice does things. I gorsh on Hades. That game looks fun. Did the new CoinMax work? So I was talking to Who was I talking to?
25:51
Gavin Hold on No, because I didn't order them yet Because I was talking to Gavin And he said he could adjust it But then he forgot And then I forgot But I guess I'm just going to buy anything 2018 gifted a tier one sub to Colin Vaxx one.
26:14
Yo, PB fan, mar dude. Wait, uh, Wonko, you paid, you paid, you paid for those mechs to get bought anyway, so I might, if we don't buy them, I might just pay, oh my god, that ball jumped over the fucking flipper, bro.
26:32
God, the music. Peg Morgan and white paint to help me. Did I? Does special give me an extra ball? Did we just put up the high score in this game?
26:47
It can't be. Is it shot for machines or other work? We're going to need metal and woodworking tools. Craig, for seven months in a row, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Pegboard, very important.
27:04
So, there is a... Listen. Before anyone decides they want to fucking razz me on this, okay? Calm down. All right? Now that's out of the way.
27:20
Harbor Freight sells pre-made workbenches, okay? And they're very well-reviewed. Thick slab tops. with holes for like anvils and vices and shit.
27:43
Five bill is the top score? Build your own workbench. Yeah, exactly. I know. Listen. Yeah, I know. Five million. So we were halfway there. Air compressors are always handy. I want Jack building a workbench stream.
28:01
Yeah, let's cast Magic Missile Dog. The IKEA of the garage. Do this. Go look up that workbench on Harbor Freight. I'm forgetting to come from this peepo juice.
28:24
F you, Tater. They give her 64 months at that tier two internet mod of the year. My dude. The wooden benches are often out of stock. Call them first.
28:36
Yeah, because they're amazing. They're amazing. Where did this thing come from? Did it fall off the back of a truck?
28:44
You know what? Looking at this from the top down, it's very cinematic. It looks like a guitar. Is not what you thought I was going to say, huh?
29:00
Get your mind out of the gutter. Extinguish the flame. All right, so she... Okay. Oh, jeez. So what does clearing your way to the point to the back of the drops do?
29:19
Let's find out. There for a second. Next week on... Dragon Ball Flip! Did Gavin add a dragon toy? It sure looks like someone did.
29:34
MPT. Trans Europe Express. Thank you, my dude. What's up, Jack? Which new games did you receive? We have a Game of Thrones premium.
29:51
A safecracker with about 30 safecracker coins in it. no fear Indy 500 fishtails oh my god creatures from the black dungeons and dragons Gavin's gonna come look at tater you dork yo Hilton get out of here with your one bit you dork you son of a bitch Why snow?
30:31
How you doing, Hilton? Hey, Hilton, make sure you're campaigning pin side to get dead flip, you know, sexiest man of the year award on the Twippies. 30 coins! Excited for the new ROMs being released for WP? Oh, really? Indie keys, rules upgrade? Really?
30:56
Hilton can't campaign for anything on Pinside. Oh. Wait, what? Didn't know this one had care flippers. If it didn't, this game would suck even more. I was permanently banned from Pinside.
31:13
Late, bro. Well, sorry, Martude. That's wild. All right, we're going to restart that. That was a shit ball one. But I want to dig out the drop targets here.
31:36
Pinside has its pluses, y'all. Just the forums are a little... conky-donk. Wait, didn't we know a guy named Conky-donk?
31:47
Warrior has escaped! All right, summon is lit. Oh, frick. So, Hilton, are you going to drop some games off for me to babysit for the rest of my life?
32:05
Take some of them Sexy Madison games? You know what I want? I want a... Wait. No, I want a... No. What's the stern one that has the drops in the orbit? It's like karate-themed. Black Belt, maybe? No, Black Belt's where you shoot the guy in the dick.
32:32
Boomers ruin everything. Flight 2000? Nah. It's like martial arts-themed. My local has this machine. We usually play with two people.
32:52
One on the lane savers? That's wild. You want to start a bowling stream? I tried that, y'all. I hated it.
33:00
I actually tried it. It was the heckin' worst. I'd never been so sore in my life. Boomers keep pinball alive. Yeah, that's also true.
33:13
Hey, thank your local boomer today. You know? shit get a big ball bowler oh god those things take up so much heckin space tiger claw hates me and oh that's fun dragon fist that's right thank you bobler ok I hit that what the hell forehead whoa cause we We had the wizard and the warrior.
33:48
It's like wizards and warriors. Remember that game, Internet? Oh, fuck this game. You try to create a separation and just kill somebody.
33:58
Oh, God. Dalton coming in with the always classic Joe Mama. Okay, we're putting out fires here, Internet. it. Are you sure? What the fuck? Boom, boom, boom. Real Talk, this machine has the most badass MIDI music. It really does. It's out of control how good it is. I went to go for an air defense, but you know, what are you going to do? Poop your pants, that's what you're going to do. All right, so that ramp got easier. I don't know what the hell happened, but now we're doing it again. All right, Wizzy. But we don't want to go all the way up. You want to go just kind of all the way up. Okay, let's dig it out. Oh, geez. Okay. Oh, geez. Well, I can't dig it out if you're freaking...
35:09
Up, bro. Oh, you mother father. This game came out in 1987. That's wild. And the fact that no one has sampled this yet to make a hot, sick, freaking... Send this to, like... Who's, like, the hottest rapper right now? I don't even know anymore.
35:37
Send this to Marky Mark, and he's going to get his funky bunch just jamming in the background. Da baby.
35:46
Oh. No, we don't have the Elvira topper anymore. That got taken away from me. That got taken away. Back to hot pot and chill. Yeah, we're back on the hot spot for sure.
36:04
Sounds like Daft Punk. Oh, is that an easy 100K? Wow. Going all the way up but not going up? Damn, that's the money right there.
36:16
Little brown hat has some bangers. You know little brown hat? Little BH? Whoa, that save was something. Alright, let's extinguish Extinguish I don't like it Okay We have 2x flamage We gotta hit that right there Okay, we got all the reds Wait, am I building flame now? Okay, great. Okay, hold on. Hit the blue light forehead. Yeah, that, but you didn't hit it, though. So, so you suck. There it is.
37:10
Alright hit that red one Hit that red one Got it Wait so now the blue back Huh. So is this primary objective, like, to get the fire off the table?
37:26
What's up, PinballLion? Okay, please. Where's my summon? There it is. Alright, I'm actually starting to understand this game a little bit. I didn't think this game even had, like, a thing to do.
37:42
How do the outlings work? If they're lit, it will close itself. If they're not lit, you have to manually trigger it.
38:01
No! Okay. You teleported, but then you didn't, though. Okay, that ball couldn't have been more... Okay, game.
38:17
Directly between the flippers is what I call it. Ooh, bow. Bow now, now. Now, now, now. Now, now, now, now.
38:30
Played this at Southern Fred Gaming Expo. Kind of wacky, but it's always fun to play a pin with such a different layout. Yeah, wait till we jam on internet. We have a safecracker here with safecracker coins in it. Like, what the frick, bro? And it's like the sexiest example of a safecracker. Welcome aboard, kid. Just wait. Yo, Pyrite, what's up? I opened the music in another tab. It's pretty good.
38:54
Yo, Pyrite, thanks for the 18 months of baby. Thank you, my dude. Okay, we got to get that wizard out of here. Oh, shit, you're okay, please. You know, I... Real talk, Internet.
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What if I brought these back? I think it would piss off a lot of casuals. I think it would piss off most casuals, actually.
39:35
Help. Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help. Oh, hey, air ball. Okay. Oh, wait, where the... Was I in some sort of, like, lock the ball because I'm getting mad points thing? Okay. Stage flipper is not happening. Okay. We have 3x flamme going on.
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3x flamme. Will you flip this thing for the summon? Get out of here, wizard. The casuals ignore D&D where I play. Yeah.
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Wait. Real talk. End real talk. What happened, MPT? You can get the auto working better. I believe it.
40:23
I kind of love it. We still real talk it? No, it's fine. You can kill it. Okay, please. Yo, FPT, I'm excited for the virtual pinball awards. It's awesome.
40:44
Wait, so is the lock inside of here sort of like... Wait, how does it lock the fucking ball? What? Hold up. Wait, what?
40:59
Oh, okay, it's got like a mouse and a round lock. What games do you want to borrow? Um, my dude, uh, DM me with, like, shit that you got.
41:14
I'm just trying to fill this place up. And weirder the better for content reasons. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
41:30
I haven't been catching many streams. Has Jack confirmed he's designing a game for American yet? Everybody's designing a game for American.
41:41
I'm excited for Dennis, man. And he's got... I'm excited for Dennis. Just call me? Okay. I have everything.
41:56
All right, Internet, here you go. What is a pinball machine... Welcome aboard, kid. ...that you would like to see streamed? That you've never seen before or you absolutely love that is kind of rare. Because literally Hilton has every pinball machine ever made. Catacomb, Roller Coaster Tycoon, like a Monopoly.
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I don't know why I said Monopoly. Just you never see that game. Zingy Pinny. Are you loving the frick out of this new space yet? Yeah, I love it. Dude, this music just never sounds the same. It just keeps changing. Cody, thank you, Mardude Woo Have you ever done a Q-Bert on stream? I have, and I have the world record on that game Cody again, Mardude Cody Use gift to the tier one sub to find tier one. Hit them lane change buttons, Popeye. I want to play that Sailor Moon, Popeye.
43:05
Turn off that notification. Hell no, dude. Why, you vibing too hard? Only wide body sterns are super unique. Truers. I don't know what to do with all these bottles.
43:18
Johnny Manomnic. I'd love to see you flip a Genesis. Ooh. So, just so you know, Hilton, I got to see what Gavin's bringing, because he's got like a weird-ass collection. I think we're getting an old Chicago. We're getting an unknown Jersey Jack game.
43:35
We're getting, I think we're getting a Johnny Mnemonic. I don't know. We're getting a little bit of everything. Oh! focus Garth spring break is a pinball machine that I don't want to stream I want to own that game inspired me big time to like want to drop frames you know 666k bonus we did it y'all Varkon I've streamed a Varkon several times and actually we could go stream one again I could probably ask for like a private hangout time at Galloping it's very hard to stream because the game is behind several panes of glass and plexi that are old and it's typically very scratched and dirty getting this in focus is fucking impossible so Big Bang Bar oh nice, Gears of Archon, that's sick this game is bringing back memories Dan Brown, no doubt have you ever streamed Hoops? I have never streamed Hoops and I would enjoy streaming Hoops internet, someone make a list of these games so we can, Till Hilton Cody!
45:19
Here's to the DMs deep we are going to stream together, Jack. I'm loving the layout of this pin. It's kind of wild.
45:27
And you know what's weird? Count the shots on this game. One, two, three. It's all targets. Let's see which would be dope. Oh, pinball circus? Leaf carrot? Yeah. Jack, where's the coin pusher? It's right here.
46:09
We got to get a camera for it. NBA Fastbreak linked machines would be sick. You know what's wild? Where's the longboard? It's over by my desk. Stern in their, like, backup, backup, backup meeting office that's in the factory above everything had, for the longest time, two linked fast breaks just sitting up there, all by their lonesome.
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And now they're gone. I don't know where they went. Is there a maiden anywhere in there yet? We had a maiden for a very long time, but it got taken away. we were very mean to it.
46:49
With the new code update, I was thinking that they were going to give me another one. Gomez snuck it in his own.
46:56
I mean, probably. I wonder, so, do we have any, like, proper, like, pinball technician folks in chat? Like, how reliable are those mouse-and-around D&D pop-up locks? You know, that just have the hole and then they drop down when it, like, comes in contact with the ball? Are they pretty reliable?
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Because I love them. A blackout would be sick? Yeah. Hey, Jack, how many of the tables we see in your studio are ones you own? Oh, no. No.
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I'm what they call les incompétents. Oh. No, I, none of them. All of them are donations, 100% of them.
47:50
Gavin uses this place as a layover in between putting them on location. I get to beat them up before they go out for the public to beat up so he knows what would break. Stern just sends me all their games. American is very kind to send me their game I had a Multimorphic for a short time but then we got blood all over it and it had to go I have not Nick, I have not now but Eric messaged me the other day we're going to try to get him to just...
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right now in a meeting. Yeah, sorry. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Oh, rock and roll. Yeah, absolutely. I assume that we'll be here for a while. Rock and roll. Cheers. Yeah, you too. Cheers.
49:30
It's begun. it's begun. The door is locked, and it's easier to lock this time. Okay. That gentleman was knocking. He was rapping on the door for a while, and finally I looked over there, and he waved at me. And with a mask on and a hat that might as well have been the one that's on my head, I'm like, maybe I know this guy. And he had a chrome bag on, right? So I'm like, it's probably some fucking dildo I know, like, saw me in the window.
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No disrespect to all my dildo friends out there. You know who you are. So I open the door, and this dude's struggling to, like, keep his mask on his face.
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He's like, what are you doing here? What? Can we come, like, what are we, can I come, are we playing? Are you setting up? What's going on here? I love pinball.
50:37
That's great. That's great for you, buddy. I love pinball, too. Please go away from me. I love pinball and robbing people.
50:56
Somebody in Chicago loves pinball? That's wild, man. pinball you pushed him on the colt listen i'm telling you this internet if we weren't in a pandemic this place would be crawling with normies okay i'm not even kidding i am so lax with the location of this studio like i've been streaming ever since we got here with the wind this giant window at this intersection wide open people have walked by Welcome aboard, kid. Echo, thanks for 40 bucks, my dude. The big four zero good buddy. And worth every month to bring pinball to messes, flip-flop. My dude, thank you, Echo. Check you should not feel guilty of being private. Yeah, thank you, MPT.
51:45
I just don't want to get sick, yo. So the windows aren't frosted? Only the two front doors? Everything else, hecka not frosted. Here, let me show you.
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So on the 1st mummified, we support Mumbu sure stew. So, anybody walking by. Yeah, the whole place is a mess.
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But with playfields up, yeah. We even have playfields leaning against the window. Got to write private.
52:53
Yeah, it's on the internet somewhere. So we can figure out where he's at. So if Jack had rented the room above him the other night, maybe, possibly. This space is bonkers. Nick, it just, I'm not kidding. This is not an exaggeration, Internet. The studio I was streaming in before this one is the exact same size as what I would consider the small little workspace we have in the back. where we could fit 30 more pinball machines if we wanted to just turn it into a place that had pinball machines.
53:33
Just that. Just that right there. Just that little freaking hole over there. And then we got this. Whole freaking hecking space. And cameras don't do this justice. I wish. Right?
53:52
Damn. Nick, Grayscale, Gorilla, we are only 1,000 square feet short of the OG studio. Please don't say the name. 1,000 square feet short of the OG studio that we started in animating.
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Like, this is 24, 2,500 square feet. flip big and flip balls. It's bigger than my house. Renovo! Thanks for six months, baby!
54:27
You're a king! I do need a throne made out of pinball parts and playfields. God, the shit I would get on the internet for ruining pinball parts. Would you consider tournaments? Yep. That is the point, Van Killian.
54:43
We, uh... Listen. We're gonna have our own World Championship here. Can't wait to hug you in there. That's what I'm saying, dog. I miss you, baby.
54:55
Sweet! Okay. Nailed it. I'm amazing. I'm amazing. Backhand, I'm amazing. The fire's spreading. The fire's spreading.
55:07
F. A throne of pinball parts would be epic. Why could we see more pins in the background at the old place?
55:15
Why could we see more pins in the background at the old place? Oh, it's because I was swapping out lenses. I put on my super close, tight, sexy lens before I was using, like, a Sony Handycam for a while, which is a little wider.
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Plus, I got a pancake lens that could also be pretty wide if I want. Dalton, wow, bro. Throne of Games? That's pretty stupid. I love it.
55:45
Throne of Games. Oh, man, are we going all three? Don't shoot up there, you ding-dong. Oh, man. We're about to drop 50.
55:58
Okay, it's 50,000 for that drop target. Is Ward Pimbleton still in the pinball or coin drop industry?
56:05
Yes. We got it. Okay, now we got to go all the way to the back. All right. Wait, no, I think he's dead. What? I think he's dead New place in that shaver looking nice Thank you buddy Oh let me go up That's it What do you mean the million Where's the But what's What's the million shot?
56:47
Pass through the bell tower. Qualifies million shot. Collect one million points. Go around the top left ramp.
56:54
Is it timed? Who designed this piece of shit? It like rattles. Anyway. Pinball FX3 is officially the most I've ever spent on a video game. I have six tables left to get. Damn, Crow, get it. The bell tower is a hard shot to get.
57:35
What is the bell tower? Oh, to qualify it? Like this is the bell tower? So you've got to ding, ding, ding, get through there, and when it drops out, then you've got to go flop up there.
57:47
I'm on mobile and I hear everything. Designer, Warb Pemberton. I'm pretty sure that human is dead. I'm almost certain. And if not, Warb, hit me up, dog. I miss you.
58:02
Who made this music? Feel good. Wait, is the music coming through both headphones? Hold on. Oh, yeah, it's stereo.
58:29
Damn, this song slips. No. What would be in here? Why is there a little fly in here? I'm pissed. Princess has also designed a pin for Tato called Hawkman. Oh, really?
58:47
Love your profanity commentary during gameplay. Damn it, J-Man. I'm sorry. Hi, I'm 13, and I'm learning new swear words. Forehead.
58:59
Sorry. Okay. We're going to get you. Okay, we're going to get. We're going to get. Okay, the warrior escaped.
59:07
He did mouse and round. Yeah, it's the up-down hole capture thingies. That's why I said, like, how reliable are those? Because I kind of want to bring back.
59:20
You put that inside of a tight shot. Dude, it's beautiful. Oh, Warby, you can't. No, don't fucking shoot that, you dingus. Okay, well, there goes the multi-ball. The mouth. Don't you... Oh, my God. When it rolls back in, this is so frustrating, too. When it rolls into the in-lane from the flipper.
59:54
Ever notice the table layout kind of looks like a DMD ampersand? Oh, yeah, a little bit. Check. Does the Christmas story have cursing? Razzle, sprazzle. Slab, flimmin'. Did Slabbit, no BS the other day, you said, what the F, and my four-year-old son turns to me and says, what the duck?
60:14
Yo, Dirt, listen, I'll watch it, dog. I'm sorry. I try not to swear. I really do. I try not to. I don't go out of my way to be profane. Dirt Dane.
60:28
We're dropping frames. Hold on. Let me see if I got a, maybe that'll wake my phone up. Because we're dropping in frames. And we're back. Hat tosses to fill in for swearing. True. When my phone, like, falls asleep, that's when it gets angry.
60:49
Yeah, why are you being such a ding-dong right now? My data plane should be fine for a hot minute. Not the only F word Jack is dropping. Hey, fart. It's true.
61:02
Swearing is lame. It's more fun to make up your own words. True. I say frick all the time. Like my daughter, my daughter Charlie, now this must have been like a few months ago, was playing with my other daughter Frances. Frances is like 18 months old.
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And Frances takes like a cup and puts it on her head and there was like beans in it and it falls over. and Charlie goes, what the freaking heck are you doing, Francis? And Laura just looks at me and I'm like, listen, dog.
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She didn't swear. So, like, I don't know what you want from me. All right, so chill out, bro. Come on. Frick is so much more effective. True. I yell tootie-fruity in anger at tournaments. I blame the internet. Your actions have consequences.
62:05
Aww. I blame the internet. So how many of you in chat have actually played this game? Because it's interesting. Interesting.
62:24
Counterpoint. Yeah, that's true. Me? If your kids get my jokes, it's not my fault. You call your wife dog. Listen.
62:36
At Dan's only, though, really great. Whoa. It sucks. Had it at league. Oh, God, Greg. My home location has one, and I love it. Even if it hates us. Truers. Oh, I was looking away. I didn't even know it existed. Really? Well, welcome. Welcome to the deep. Listen, the only thing, and I mean, like, this is a great game. You know, it's fine.
63:03
But hands down, the absolute best soundtrack on any game that predates it and then most games after it. Because this is a loop that, like, you don't know. You can't be like, oh, it's looping again. Oh, that shot's a through shot, too. Wild. Why do you bounce, you papay? Oh.
63:41
I will say, though, it does cradle. You suck. It does cradle easy. Man, I accidentally slap the flex button when I'm slap saving. This track has nothing in reverse.
63:54
Pass. You riding on that lucky riverboat, dog? Yeah, that million shot's like an impasta ball. Come in front of you, farting butt. Because it, like, doinks. And there's even, like, a GI cutout in the guide. So, like, it even flexes a little bit more. Played it 20 years ago. Haven't seen it until now. Dang, J-Man, let's go. By the way, the start button on this game is the same as the flipper button.
64:29
Feel good. That's that laugh. It sounds like the laugh from the Gorillas song. Nailed it. What are the main shots? You've got the Teleport, Shield Restore, Help the Warrior Escape shot on the left.
64:50
You've got the Teleport, Restore, Dust, Help the Wizard Escape shot on the right, which also becomes a ramp once you've captured a ball to shoot up into a three bank of inline drop targets that once you clear and shoot all the way around, feeds to offer a one million point shot that's pretty much effing impossible. because you've got to shoot the shot that rattles. It's not clean to the flipper, and you've got to go up the side ramp.
65:17
Then you've got the side ramp, okay, and that's how you start multiball. Once you've got your summons at the ready, shoot that, and it lets the multiball out. You've got three banks of drop targets that all extinguish the flames.
65:32
Shield extinguishes flame. Dust extinguishes flame. Sword extinguishes flame. Loser kid, what's up, Mar, dude? Good to see you, buddy. Then you got several pop bumpers here, and they can feed into different areas in the back there. There's not a lot to shoot for in this game, right? Realistically, one, two, three shots.
65:56
A whole bunch of stand-up targets, and then you got to try to squeeze your way into the pop bumper area. I'm just killing, loser kid. Hope you're well.
66:08
Ripped field fuse. I'm sorry. Oh, did it blow up? Check. Oh, no. Did a fuse blow? Hold up. So, by the way, I just want to point something out. This might make a very loud popping noise. Not much I can do outside of just unplugging it. You ready? Let's drop some frames really quick.
66:46
And here we go. It said FU. Oh! There you go. The lights are back, baby. Or they were. There they are.
67:04
The FU fuse. 21 credits. Let's go. Yo, nice, Loser Kid. That's dope, dude. Half a billion on AIQ Preem.
67:19
That game can be tough. And you got to do, like, you got to do a little bit of homework with where to put them jennies. The one I played is the same thing with the same fuse. It's a gamble if you ever finish a game. Oh, no.
67:33
That sucks. Can we get some nodders in chat, please? If you're feeling the beat, let me get some nodders in chat. Oh, this. Yeah, there's no way to shoot that shot if it's not a clean guide to the freaking flipper.
67:52
Cat jams also work. I will also. Oh, you fucked this stuff. Freaking. When it goes. That's frustrating, dog.
68:04
Where's the outlanes? The in lanes are the out lanes, bro. I don't think Ash... I can't hear music on stream. Am I the only one? Leaf carrot. There's no way.
68:23
Wait, HopDog, you can't hear the music either? Okay, let me try something. Oh, you were able to hear it for a second?
68:45
Okay, so it's phasing. It's the stupid phasing thing. Hold on. So I got to, like, tape it and place it and shit. Okay, now nobody gets music. I hope you're happy.
69:08
Go mono? That's not a thing. Yeah, it's going to be good on the TV and phone and stuff, but what it is is people watching on, like, Samsung phones and shit.
69:29
They can't hear the music. I don't know what the hell it is, but it's only people on, like, Samsung devices don't get to hear the music.
69:45
Okay, can everyone hear that? Welcome aboard, kid. Notice me, peasants. Goddammit, I thought I banged your ass. What's up, I'm out.
70:00
Yo, tier two, 53 months. What's up, my guy? How you doing, brother? Samsung is fresh? I mean, it is what it is.
70:16
I'm on that iPhone, girl. Got an iPhone. All right. Now that everyone can hear the hot jams, it's so weird that, like, some devices, even though the stream is just the stream, some devices can hear it and some can't. It's so, so toxic.
70:37
Like, that technology blows my mind. I don't get it. Like, why is that? How can that even possibly be a thing?
70:51
Wow, I get demodded. Woof. Oh, yeah, I went through and demodded everybody. it was a conversation I had with by the way, Loser Kid, thanks for the 50 bits sorry I missed that I went through and demodded most people after a conversation with my partnerships manager they're like, hey, so you have like 40 mods? do they all do work for you? and I'm like, I have what now?
71:18
so, what was that? I have what now? I was like, yeah, I used to get drunk and if someone said something funny they got mod.
71:31
As long as Tater's still not. He works harder than any of us. True that. Still does, baby. Still does.
71:41
As an engineer, allow me to explain technology. Magic. Oh! Oh, jeez! Smoking! God, that is... When multi-ball can come out of this game, they're just like, Hey, guess what? There's a ball coming.
71:58
We're not going to warn you. Yeah, most is Missy, buddy. Haven't seen or heard from you in a hot minute. Hope you're doing well. Hope you're having a good new year.
72:10
We just moved into a giant new space. That is three times our old space. Currently, the room we're in can fit about 85, 86 games comfortably. And then the workshop area in the back is the size of the studio we just moved out of.
72:35
Classic System 11. Red. Okay. Love you. Hot dog. Thanks, bud. I'm pretty stoked on it. Oh, what's the chord?
72:53
Got it. Oh, shit. Okay, we good, we good, we good, we good. I'd love to see a Tommy stream. Nah. I mean, yeah, maybe. I don't know.
73:10
Red, how you doing, my B? My B-boob. Yay. My B-boobie. I've been under a rock, I guess. Grats. Wait, average pinball. What's going on?
73:26
I was just saying, trying to make more time for you all. I now teach at a local university in the evenings, which takes up my time. Oh, dude, listen.
73:40
Just pull this stream up on like a projector on days where you're hungover and shit. Be like, okay, now we're going to watch something instructional.
73:50
Right? Don't fucking... So what does this fuse do? It doesn't stop the game from working. It's actually holding the flex gates closed.
74:18
Yeah, in a Photoshop class. Here how you don do Photoshop Remember to name your layers idiot Stupid FUQs
74:34
Ah, booty. He's dead. That's what you don't do with your layers. Is that layer called Untitled3-3 underscore poop?
74:53
He just saved that file as Spark. He's never going to find that. Yeah, I get it. TPF 2022, we'll make it happen, baby. Welcome aboard, kid. Paul8788. Mar, dude. Oh, no. A prediction has started. Paul, thank you for 57. But, hey.
75:14
Oh, no. Old man yells at Adobe. Hello from Holland. What's up, people, man? What are we looking at here? Will the confused die in the next game? All right, get the predictions in. Is the confused going to die? Am I going to be able to play a whole game without the confused dying?
75:32
Let's get it. Bam. Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Are we seeing what is tripping this, by the way? Is it just random? Is it random?
75:49
Bam. Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Yeah, getting the ball around that pop-up first. Okay. Oh, what a pro game. Okay. Feels random on the game I play, because I'm trying to figure it out. Well, let's keep an eye on, like, because I think it's like when I hit the flex save. Right? No? What are we playing for the birthday stream?
76:17
We got internet. We got to go big for the birthday, bro. I don't normally see what trips me up. Not sure of the incident.
76:27
You're winning too hard. Yeah, that's... I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Okay. Looks like it could be a bad octobore in the ball trough. Oh.
76:41
So, Internet, the 19th of February. Okay. That's in little over a month. Jack Danger turns 40. I'm sorry, 35 plus.
77:01
Hey, Slappy, I'm buying a lottery ticket. Aren't you already 40? Stop it. I recently turned 40. Congrats, dude. You still alive?
77:13
All your appendages work? Are all your appendages old? That's not the word for that. Happy birthday, beautiful. Listen, I got a month and a half. We'll see how much crap life throws at me in that one month. There's no way to shoot that fudging potato shot. I like rattles, dude.
77:38
I thought you were turning 38 again forever. I thought you were going to be 41. Man, y'all are looking for some vans. I feel it.
77:48
I haven't had to ban something in a hot minute. I'm ready. Look at this crap. Look at that rattle can. Who played that and was like, Yeah, this makes sense.
78:00
Yeah, that's a cool shot. Oh, wait a minute. I'm over here bitching. I just made that shot. Okay, hold on. We're going to try to... Hold on.
78:14
Ah, I can't stage flip. It won't let me stage. Hey, just put out the fire, you dork. Okay. Oh, my God.
78:34
Here, the fucking flash save, bro. Okay. It's like trying to keep your brain on like eight ball... I don't... This game. My God.
78:49
It's my brain and it's broken up in my brain. Brain. Why not send Jack a cowboy hat? La-mow. I had one for a while. Yo, we know that hat smells rank, right? No, dog. I cleaned this shit.
79:07
You know what it smells like? First off, I lied to you. I've never cleaned this now that I'm smelling it.
79:15
I can smell, like, pipe tobacco on this area. And it's like a... It smells like an old sofa. Like an old person basement sofa.
79:30
Smells like a small head. It smells like a Mumfrees and Sons concert. Pipe tobacco, that fucking sucks.
79:41
I have to have that go. Ew. Swip. Nuts. Swip. Okay, please. Oh, you're going back? Yeah, okay. Yeah, we out here. Okay.
79:55
Keeping these balls in place. Multiball in this game. Okay, after you. Multiball in this game is hard, bruh.
80:04
Let him out. Down, down, down. I had a co-worker whose shoes stunk like fun.
80:13
That's not really a thing, is it? It's more of a... It smells like dead scotch. Internet! I found... Oh, my God.
80:25
So I'm going through the basement of my house, right? And I find a toolbox that I have had since I was in my early 20s.
80:35
In the bottom of this thing, rusted as can be. With a whole bunch of pocket change and my entire collection, because I had the entire collection of my specials pins rusted to death.
80:49
Just like, because it was every member of the band had their own letter and then, dude, just I took an awesome photo of them.
81:04
Old unused tools? You make me cry. I mean, oh, listen, I'm 20-something. And I'm still 25-plus. Oh. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. No, no, no, no. Yeah, nope. Oh, I got this. Security. Okay, okay. Oh, Jesus.
81:27
Dude, this flex stays. As in, like, Jack Danger, it was Frost and Catan, right? We, uh... We chillin' in or not? We chillin'? We back? Please!
81:48
Oh, get up there! Is there, like, a jackpot during multiball or something? Sure, okay, please. Man, I gotta stop begging.
82:00
No, you... Oh, my God, this is... Hecking hard, bro. Yo, second place Andy, what's up my dude? Bam. Okay, I'm going to flex on him.
82:15
Not good. I'm going to flex save on him. Oh, that was cool. Alright. Still no fuse problem. I think we got some channel points that are going to be lost here, ladies and gentlemen. And that shot is a booty, frickin' buttcheek.
82:40
Oh, there we go. Okay. There's no warning. Oh, go. I dug that out of the frickin' ground.
82:52
What the hell is that noise? Did I hear a bloop-doodle-doop? Greetings from Holland. Hey, what's up, B-Poleman? I recall you saying that earlier. I hope you're well.
83:09
How's Holland treating you? Blue, is that a blue? You know what I miss? I miss, uh, we should have a stream one of these days where we just do a mass call-in and yell at each other.
83:30
It's going to take away useless channel. You don't know that. What if they become... What if this becomes the only currency on the planet? Right?
83:42
Booty butt. Y'all don't... Sorry. Booty butt, booty booty, booty booty butt. Never ever heard this game make that noise.
83:56
The do to the do. I think it was my computer. Well, prediction ended. The fuse remains the same. I recently got into crypto. It's cool. I beat myself up. Amosis, I have 666 Doge coins on a thumb drive that's in one of these boxes somewhere.
84:28
What's your best? I think like 2.6. I don't know. So you have six... Okay. Wait, really? They're worth money?
84:47
They're worth a penny? God, that's like half a pack of cigarettes. No, that's like a quarter of a pack of cigarettes. It hit one cent for the first time?
85:00
Bruh. I'm Sleaze. What's up, Martid? Tired AF? Yeah. Get it. We'll just sit back and relax with some cool jams from Dungeons & Dragons.
85:16
Wait till Elon pimps out Dogecoin. Oh, no. It's making the noise. So, it's... I heard it does... Okay, so here's what happens. So, it does that clicking noise right there.
85:31
I don't know what that clicking noise is. Because there's no auto-launch in this game, right? Okay. It's the trough.
85:43
It's the trough. Because if I let it sit there and click like that for a few times, then it's done. Roll a wisdom check. I think I literally just did that. I think that was an intelligence check. That was creepy. E-E-E-E-N-S.
86:06
Intelligent check. Oh, dexterity. Now we're just throwing all the balls. It fires six or seven times and throws the arrow, right? That's what I'm guessing. Yoko, thanks for 11 months in a row.
86:25
Can you survive? the most demonic pinball machine in pinball. JK. What's the most, like, satanic themed pinball machine you can think of? Like, your hyper-Christian aunt would be like, no frickin' way that's coming in my house.
86:49
This music is straight up shit. Stop it. Gorgar? He's the only addition? I'm Jewish, yeah that's fair There is no help, I get it Gorgar, devil's dare Probably devil's dare Yeah, playboy Family guy, black knight Sword of Rage, centaur I think centaur is more confusing For normies than anything else Like that man is half motorcycle And half human Oh no Wait.
87:35
What? Uh-oh. Hobbyman, what's up, my dude? Hello. What's up, Hobby? Thank you for the 1,000 bitties.
87:43
Well, something happened there. Okay. This is 100% a trough issue. We figured it out. Get troughed, idiots.
88:04
Rob Zombie. Dude, one of my favorite clips from this show was from when I went to go stream Rob Zombie.
88:17
And I did not know about this award at the time, but the gang said that I was the handjob champion or the handjob king. Just leave the music going and play something else Okay Pinball is gambling And this is the devil Alright, Kiel, love you, buddy Yo, Javi, again, thank you for the thousand It is Kiss, probably Sure as fucking Shrek The hand-tap Can you believe that there was a Shrek Pinball machine? How wild is that? Like that, that's, that's wild. That's wild. Sausage game. Same difference, bro.
89:04
Yeah, so here's the thing, Amosis. Um, Shrek is 20 years old. I bet the animation is heckin' terrible. Yeah, so the Family Guy pinball machine started as Shrek, if I'm not mistaken.
89:25
Or at least somebody once told me. Okay. What? You... Oh, you ricochet. So you are Shrek twice. I'm sorry? Kind of rare? Yeah, you can find Family Guys all day. You can't really find Shrek.
89:48
All the way around? So Family Guy first, then Shrekkers. Okay. Any Shrekkers in chat? Yeah, you don't... Okay. You don't find Shrek anyway.
90:02
When we think of names, Shrek never comes to mind. Shrek? Yeah, um... I don't think I've actually ever officially played a track.
90:17
Uh, maybe once. At, like, Papa. Only 600 were made. That would probably be why I haven't played this track.
90:34
Alright, our sword is lit. Oh, no. I'm hearing something. Wait, a Moses. Hold on. What? Like recently?
91:13
October? What game are you getting? Fire Exhumer Shreds already? Um. Well. Dude, the music in this game is so good.
91:38
I need to make a note about the game. So, trough issues? Trough issues. I'm just going to write trough issues.
92:11
Missing one ball. Well, no, because it should notify her. There it is. Flipper crazy. All right, we got this.
92:34
One of the women in Seattle area has won twice. Wait, what? Hey, Mar dude. Thank you for the 57. Marty. Shrek me in the Shrek. What the Shrek are you Shrekking about? Mark Shrek.
92:52
This is my swamp. So stupid. Man, why can I not get that? I need to hit that. Dude, what's this? This is hilarious. got him what are you doing in my swamp needs a LARP do you I didn't I played a lot of Dungeons and Dragons when I was very young competed professionally it's professional if you get some money for it right if you win money are you a professional is that what it is if you win money are you a professional right so I played professionally uh D&D tournament it was a thing um you have to win enough to do taxes okay well then I was not professional not even actually someone's dishes to play it's true in order to actually play I had to wash some assholes dishes the DM listen when I lived in Clinton Iowa no one played D&D except for this one core group of people that lived in this one guy's house in order for me to have a place to play. This motherfucker made me wash his dishes.
94:19
And guess what? I did him. And I'm sure they were laughing all the way to the bank. But I'm like, you know what?
94:32
Let's do this. Dishes are done, man. Been a little busy seeing, getting, schooling. Ah, word. Rejecting your backstory gets more dramatic every day. You have no hecking clue. I gotta find, I have a notebook where I wrote down all the memories that I can, that like pop into my head every once in a while. I can smell the veto.
94:58
And all of his dishes were stained red frickin' spaghetti dishes, which is the most impossible to clean crap. No.
95:13
No. The Jack Danger story. Listen, it'll be a movie one day. And you'll all be like, I remember that.
95:22
Fried mustard is a bitch? Yeah. Like, oh, this is the part where he meets his wife for the first time.
95:33
Wait. Why does it just start a whole heck of a new game? Someone forgot about Dre, apparently. Let's go. Paper plates are expensive. when you have plenty of garbage plates that you've inherited over the years from garage sales.
96:10
Damn. Y'all know me. It said fuse again right before you shut it off. Oh, great. Yeah, here's your missing ball, you troll.
96:24
My family heirloom chinette. This plate can hold three pounds of pasta. Jack, what race class do you play in D&D? Dog, I can't even remember. I'm so far detached from it.
96:43
I loved anything thief-related, but I think when I played in tournaments, I was sort of forced into being a cleric.
96:53
Halfling was usually my go-to. Oh man, you really want to make me play the D&D board game? Beef is just so much fun, dude Is there a digital version of this pin? I'm sure there's like a BPX version There 100% actually has to be What does the tournament look like? Time campaign? So, um, it's scored on how you perform, Puzzle Solve, Speakers Found,
97:29
your influence on the campaign, your influence on the party. It's like a freaking dog show. I remember playing in one of them where everyone didn't want me there. So I just got everyone fucking killed. I was like, F you guys. Suck my entire butthole. I'm going to just make sure you all die.
97:59
And it was great. There's judges? Yeah. There's literally like one nerd in like full armor. Just like ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. And you would hear it, you know, when you did something. You're like, oh, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. You know, because they're just doinking around. and then you think you make a good play, it's like, okay, move on. Suck my entire butthole, bro. Why are you so unliked? I don't remember.
98:30
Internet, I'm not going to lie, like, whatever my personality was before I got in that car accident, I was, I was a jock, but I was also a circus nerd. I played lots of Dungeons and Dragons and video games. I worked at a local renaissance fair.
98:55
I somehow dated only cheerleaders. I don't understand the story. But then I, like, smashed my face into a windshield around a tree, and now I'm here. And here we are. Michael Keaton's Ross, though.
99:15
He's like Frosty the Snowman. The hat brought him back to life. Oh, God. Happy birthday! When did you get into that accident? I think I was 18.
99:42
MPT, love you, buddy. I was 18 years old. Oh no, Wonka, that's sad. Dude, nerd bullies are the freaking worst bullies, man.
100:06
Nerd bullies are the worst bullies. You know what it is? It might be that I'm resetting the game also that is getting confused, maybe.
100:19
Do you think? Rip 30 minutes of carefree. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to, like... I need to figure out what I was, like, super into when I was younger, because I don't know, and I would love to know what that hobby was that I was into. Video games, obviously, but, like, all I remember is just smoking cigarettes. That's all I can remember is just me smoking cigarettes. That's it.
101:10
Boy, did I love smoking cigarettes. Stop talking about Jack. That's mostly video game nerds. Yeah. Video games have been in my life my entire life. Like, I got an NES when it came out.
101:33
I had an Atari 2600. I did not have anything before that. Later in life, I bought a Sega Master System. and it had the 3D goggles that when I put them on and played for what had to have been 45 seconds, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. The refresh rate was terrible. Then why aren't you good at being stuck?
102:00
It was amazing. Super NES, then PlayStation. I had NES. then when I moved to Iowa my neighbors felt bad for my poor ass and they bought me a freaking Sega Genesis for Christmas when it came out and they bought their son a Super Nintendo and they're like now you can play together I'm like let's have a go bro my neighbor bought me a Sega Genesis Uh-oh. It's doing trough stuff. No, not to fall.
102:46
RIP. I'm just going to leave that ball in the trough. Okay, wait. Can you survive? This isn't starting over. Is this? Okay. This game is busted.
103:11
Wait. What is this song? Okay. Never had an Atari, but my mom's friend did. So, for a while, we lived with one of my mom's best friends.
103:31
Because we needed a place to stay. and he had an Atari 2600. This is long after, like, Nintendo had come out.
103:42
And I remember, like, just getting stoned out of my mind. I was probably, like, eight. And playing just the worst-looking games. Even then, I'm just like, this was a video game, bro. You know?
104:02
Uh, my, this guy would, he would, he would pack bowls and leave them in the bathroom. And then in the morning, you just give me a note and go, hey, you know, medicine cabinet. And I'd be like, Martin.
104:27
Martin. Yeah, this game's freaking heck, bro. All right. This game's freaking hacked. Welcome aboard, dude. Woo! Selfert. Thanks for 35, buddy.
104:43
The new Atari system that came out last week is a joke. Basically, $500 pot. Wait, what? There's a new Atari that came out?
104:51
Free CRT forced my hand. I was going to... Dude, CRT, it's kind of sad now seeing people... Like, I remember smashing those things. and now you walk down the street and you see one on like next to a dumpster and it's like cracked open and you're just like what a shame like some dingus probably busted it open to like rip out some copper or something is that a thing? I don't know is there copper inside of a CRG?
105:25
we're just going to listen to the music alright the Topper works. The VCS. We try Death Save on this yet? No, dude. There's no time for Death Save.
105:39
Also, there's no way to Death Save on this. The way that the trough is shaped. I mean, maybe. It would be very hard. It'd be very hard to Death Save on this. I have an HDTV, but I really do miss DRTs. Yeah. So I used to have, for many years, a lot of video production monitors. Like the big gray boxes with all the little buttons on the front and the two handles so it can slide into a rack.
106:11
That I got when the big editorial house that I got my first animation job at went out of business. And I just like stole everything. Right? so I had like I had a silicon graphics machine I had like those sexy gray monitor things it was wild I went to work one day my boss goes hey the bankers are here you know get your stuff and show them that it's your stuff and then you can walk out the front but we have the freight elevator that Tony was about. And she just gave me one of these, like, bing, and I was like, aha!
106:58
Yoink! Just like, and then this, and then this, and the fucking chair. I got a desk? I got a chair? All while these dudes are just staring at everybody like, oh, is that it? Check my shirt? That is not yours. I'm just like, I can't, sure, why not? We'll take everything.
107:19
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Damn, this music slaps. I left my left agency like two years ago. They recently went under. I got to Herman Miller. Oh, damn, dude.
107:35
Jelly. My first TV was a big-ass tube TV. Oh, yeah. I miss TVs that had the wood crinkles in them. Those TVs usually weight about, like, 900 pounds.
107:53
Ish. We're talking ish. You know what I'm saying? I have two GBCs, two NES. S-N-E-S-G-E-B-I-S. Oh, there's an Airbnb upstairs in there. Rent it and then stare at me from the cold, daunting outside. I will not answer the door. Alright? I literally just learned my lesson.
108:21
Yo, Riku, that's a hell of a collection you got there, buddy. I remember my dad having, like, a 50-inch CRT, and even with both of us lifting, it cut into my hand.
108:34
Anything about 20-inch TV back in the day was effing heavy. Yeah. I keep a giant Trinitron for vintage consoles.
108:43
Yeah. The only thing I like my CRTV for is for a few light-gun games. Yeah. Oh, you were one of those people with the rear-projection ones? Man, I got to say, those rear-projection TVs, like, I remember going to friends' houses and being like, this thing's huge. It kind of sucks, though. It's just kind of trash.
109:07
It's cool that it's huge, but it's kind of shit. It wasn't big. 12 Venture here for the NES. Nice. Pay for that shit up, yo. Nah, it's hilarious.
109:25
It's hilarious. We had a console TV with 8-track stereo built in. Mar, dude. I currently have SNES, PS1, 2, Xbox 360, Xbox One. We hope the Switch will get noise.
109:38
I imagine you shutting the people in the cold like the girlfriend in Screwed. Hey, what are you going to do?
109:45
Are you going to use that for watching later discs? I had a 36-inch Trinitron. Damn. I'm assuming that was a big TV. We had one, and dust or something got inside of it, and we could never get it out. Yeah, like, they were booty. There was literally bump-out basement for that shit. So they felt the same way as a kid. Picture. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, if there was, like, TNT were, like, crispy, dude. They were crispy. a dust bunny shadow on the picture, ugh, also the lens had like some shit on it, it had a 32 inch CRC monitor that I'm surprised didn't give me a hernia, yeah I remember bringing that to LAN parties man, I had a big old one too, and I was like, let's play some, Ooh, pamosis.
110:32
I found an old iPod, okay? And I plugged it into my computer, and there were files on it. And I'm like, pull up. And I found a picture of me opening up the box of Star Wars Galaxies for the first time. I have the moment I became obsessed with MMOs.
111:03
Just me in my weird-ass room. There's like Dead Kennedys and whatever posters all around the place. It's just me reading this. It's on my computer at home. I will send that shit to you immediately.
111:16
Dog. Ugh. In the background is a table I made out of scrap wood I bought from Ikea because you could buy just parts of tables. So I built this, like, one-sided table. I got my big CRT in the background, and it's just me looking at the... Oh.
111:34
Oh. Frick. That a game I I would If there was a Kickstarter for it they get a lot of my money What is this Oh I love this pin Why is this not on my body
112:00
It's a side pin. That's right. I use my brother's credit card for my stuff. Yeah, boi. Don't eat it.
112:15
I got a 144 hertz monitor. Very good investment. Much better for my eyes. Damn. I was on my last hollow for Jedi before they changed it. Clock, how stupid was that, bro? Like, there was stuff like that game, right?
112:33
Ball 2 Chainsaw? Oh, it does? I remember you could just drive for 45 minutes in one direction and you would stumble across weird shit, right? Like in the middle of nowhere, like here's R2-D2 like literally just killing them and following all those hollows and stuff, trying to become a Jedi I never wanted to be a Jedi because my favorite thing was watching a Jedi roll up and commanding a whole team of people to beat the freaking crap out of that kid. I was also addicted to Diablo, too.
113:17
I played a, was it called Scout? Was it Scout where, like, you could hit a button and everyone in your team, their guns automatically locked to the target that you picked? So there'd be, like, a whole war going on, and I'd be like, that motherfucker right there. And you're dead.
113:38
Jack was a water farming nerd burger. Oh, ball free changes music? All right, we'll get it. I'm back on the log train. Shadowlands is good. It's pretty good. Like, the maw is... I hate that you can't, like, mount in the maw. It kind of drives me nuts.
113:53
I mean, I don't know anything about World of Warcraft. You're playing Final Fantasy XIV like crazy? Okay. Yeah, the mausoleum is freaking terrible, bro.
114:10
It's the same heckin' song. There's every noun. Captain Catboy and I mainline that stuff? Really? Is it fun? Okay, that's stupid to ask. Like, Amosis, what would you compare it to? Is it like Guild Wars? Is it like... What would it compare to? Score related? Yeah, probably.
114:45
For a couple of weeks and hated it. It was so broken. Unless you were a tank or a healer, you were screwed.
114:51
Getting into parties is kind of ridiculous. It's tough because it doesn't... It's just so much different than WoW, but isn't hardcore like the OC EverQuest? Huh.
115:07
All right, so I'm hyper-obsessed with, like, summoning classes. Do they have a good summoning class? I'll freaking join up, bro. Like, I'm so tired of World of Warcraft, I'm, like, chomping at the bit. It's literally called Summoner.
115:28
Really? Torgas was impossible for DPS buses. Where are the Cheetos? Sorry. I'll send you some shit. Yeah, hook me up. Hook, hook. Game on up.
115:44
Yeah, let me know. I'm all about that. Because WoW is, um, I like World of Warcraft. I always have a special place in my heart, but I'm getting, like, a little tired of it. Like, my go-to right now is, like... And I think I mentioned this recently, is if I'm, like, home, on the couch, pants off, just, like, vibing. Not, like, literally vibing. Like, chilling out.
116:11
I'm playing Overwatch, where every time you die, you spawn as a different character. It's a freaking blast, bro.
116:20
This game has no outlanes, except for the outlanes. The inlanes are the outlanes. Like that. I didn't act fast enough to close it. Mystery Heroes, yeet, yeah.
116:32
Pants off for the vibe. Pants off is a vibe, bro. Monster Hunter World, Minecraft, Star Citizen, I'm going to go to. I can't get into Minecraft, bro. I try to think. I just get so frustrated with not knowing what's going on that I just dig straight down to die in some freaking collapse of sand or lava or some shit.
116:54
lololol it's a game for children I know it's hard okay your pinball machines are perfectly lined up uh they're getting there back legs are on guardians are a little high guardians back legs are a little high hero quest I'm more of like a um god You will like Ghost of Tsushima?
117:30
The new studio is great. And like I mentioned, one of my favorite games that I used to play back in the day was Wakfu.
117:39
Yeah, this is called Wakfu. W-A-K-F-U. And it's essentially, think Final Fantasy Tactics, but an MMO. and it started off as like some guy just made a flash game fucking 35 40 years ago okay um and then it turned into like a whole company and they still make the game and it's awesome it's so freaking awesome it's all like where you're located like how you're positioned on your square what you can do oh my god it's so freaking fun I had friends buy Lifetime subs to Star Trek Online. Hot spot at Supercell tonight. It's doing pretty good.
118:29
Welcome aboard. You have to see what my data plan is like. Vanguard! Yeah, sorry, we're talking about video games.
118:35
But, you know, we have to have a backup plan when we're absolutely tired of this pinball shit. Oh, stop it. Stop it. Ah!
118:45
F-A-G. All right. The F-U. Doink. I'm bringing back... Dog, we're bringing these back. Even if it's just one side.
119:09
I'm bringing these back. And... Was that just yelling at me that... Is that just yelling at me that the left sling was used?
119:24
And I love... I want to start messing with these mouse-and-around holes. I want to start messing around with these holes, you know what I'm saying? Van Guy, thank you again for the 15 months. I'll do it! Wow, this better be worth a lot of money. It's... It's super tough.
119:50
Nailed it. Did you ever get the pizza spinner replaced on Beatles table? It's still a pizza spinner. I got yelled at for it. But, you know... You know what's great about getting yelled at? Just be like, I'm sorry. And then just don't do anything about it. And then people forget. It's fine. It's not like we can play that game anyway.
120:18
Thanks, DMCA. We're going to have to just, like, get the recording of this music, and then literally this is the music for every music game. This is what we have to play.
120:33
All right. You cool with that, Internet? We have a Led Zeppelin LE behind us that we are just going to have to play the D&D music with.
120:44
Imagine draining right there. So that shot is doable. It's like really delicate, though. Please no. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
120:56
Okay, yeah, going there. Okay, it's working, we're working. F, F. Okay, wizard. Like my butt. Wait, I'm sorry.
121:11
Alright, kid is done pooping. Wait, hold up, what? Doable but delicate. Aw, BB. Alright, we out of here. Oh, you didn't!
121:29
You ever just tug? Look how wild I was looking with that eyebrow. Hey everybody, Jack Danger. Man, the eyebrows make the face, y'all.
121:43
Kung Fu Kickball, played it at PAX East. Still hoping for an arcade version. Unfamiliar. I think it's the restart that I'm doing. Ooh, get it. No, don't go up there. You've been farting. Oh, it remembers. That was awesome. Jack, I would recommend checking out Pretzel Rocks. 100% free DMC music. Yeah, but, I mean, like, I don't listen to music because I want to, like, jam. I listen to music because I want to remember, you know?
122:19
Like, just having music in the background, like, it's whatever. I mean, I could put on anything. But I want to, like, I want to sing Stu's Studio with you nerds, you know? T-Pain came out with a bunch of free music too, didn't he?
122:39
The T-Pains? Memory Lane. Created four streamers, five streamers. Oh, FSBS, yeah. The Electro Swing Sword.
122:58
The fuck? Okay, 100%. I think it's because I'm restarting the game with the start button that it's confusing something.
123:10
Yeah, Moses, send me some information about Final Fantasy, my dude. I'd be all over that. I hear a lot of people play that stuff. You know what I was really onto for a while that I'm kind of glad I don't play anymore was Path of Exiles. That game is like, even though you're in a world with other people, I just feel so alone. you know and you're just you're literally the whole game is following a guide off of a freaking website because you can't just be like I'm just going to build something myself and figure it out and it's going to be awesome no you gotta like you have to follow this homework that someone else did alright Amos let's have a go buddy what are you talking about
123:57
ooh 100k all day, baby. Yeah, POE, when it was good, it was really good. But I can't get into it anymore.
124:07
Private leagues is where it's at. We're like a community working together. Okay, I'm into it. When I first got into POE, the thing that really clinched my, like, like for it for a long time was the AFK builds where you literally walk your character into a room you don't gotta hit a single button you kill everything you don't have to do nothing you you can put put the keyboard mouse away and you win okay i tilt it all right well it still works So are the flex saves, do they use star rollovers on the other games too to read it?
125:10
Or is this more of an aesthetic that they were going for? Because I love the star rollovers. I think it was rad.
125:19
I love the helicopter build. Okay. I'm also like, on any MMO that I play, I'm all about something. Like, I want to sit back and watch something else kill everything for me.
125:42
It's really hard, requires constant practice, and reading. There's always a better reader than a writer.
125:47
Hmm. Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't already, please click that follow button and I'll love you forever if you're sitting on an Amazon Prime sub, a Prime Gaming token. Drop it here for a month. See how it goes. Check it out. I played this table once. 1.2 million was my best score. Tonight our highest was 2.6, 2.8.
126:13
But the game is having a few problems, so it keeps dying on us. So... But that's why Gavin brings them here. So we can figure out what's wrong before they go on location. Can you save POE addicts somehow? Exorcism or some shit? I have a best friend one time. Cute.
126:37
I think I was a POE. Did not. He was a POE for two years. He was a town street. Oh, damn. The trainer! Oh, look, there's a crime sub sitting in the wind. Trainer, thank you for that set for a month, buddy. Two-star rollovers and... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that, Dan Brown, but I mean, like, is there a reason that they chose two-star rollovers versus, like, two just regular old rollover switches?
127:02
Dude. Wild. I'm just going to do that every time I hit start. All right, now the plunger's, like, working like a boss. now that we know we don't want to do it, but, alright,
127:21
let's knock out this dress, then, ho, the last I can say, I want a game with these, so bad, a new game of click saves, y'all, it's coming, 2022,
127:37
uh, Golden Girls, 2022, Jack Danger, first game, First game Jack Danger produces for Sushi Pinball. You should check out the cover of Feel Good. Oh, okay. Once you get used to it, it's so much fun. Yeah.
128:01
They do take a little getting used to it. All right. Our million shot light is ready. All right, baby. Come on. One shot. One million dollars.
128:17
Oh, you... It's still open. Just got to put it back up there. Let's look in the room. It's like falling so... It's falling so far away from the frickin' flipper, dude.
128:43
I've got to figure out how to shake it so it rides the wall a little better. F. Most of the moon sort of fury blaze of glory. What's up, my dude?
129:02
F. Woo! Grab it. All right, here we go. Dungeons and Dankness we're gonna get this I want this million dollars
129:32
you ain't gonna get it like that Mr. Dangler are you trying to fail here buddy Don't drain And don't start multi-ball That one two shot is hard Well if you see it doesn't like come to the The guide and roll down It like rattles so it comes away from the stroke Of the flipper and then you can't actually shoot it up the Side Comes away from the stroke You know what I'm saying at some point it should just like go we're sorry that you can't hit the shot here's your million dollars this is my kind of game hell yeah some of this mystical millions Okay, this is it.
130:38
This game's trolling me, dog. You see how it's pulling away from the wall? We're going to make this happen before any fuses die on us. I don't want a sprinkle. I want a million dollars.
131:10
We're going to get this. That upper flipper looks a little misaligned. It's a little drunk. I ain't going to lie.
131:16
She a little sleepy. I need Gavin to give this game a little bit of love. Like I said, we're playing this for the first time since we bought it in September. So, yeah, the game's going to need a little sleep. something. Drop catches. A floopy flipper? Yeah. Droopy flooper, dude. Oh, you, short you can. Groupie floopers, dude. Well, there goes all that work. Sure you can. Is there Oh yeah. And it's set to straight tilt. No warnings.
132:17
Put out the flames, put out the fire of flames. See, why doesn't it keep like that? Come clean. I love the ribbed belly. The carrots. Yeah.
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Ribbed for your pinball pleasure. Going up and coming down. And let it bounce. Welcome aboard, Jim. And welcome aboard. Yo! Who is that? Is that Trance? What's up, Mar dude? It still doesn't show your name. It's a bunch of kanji.
132:56
Sometimes it just doesn't show your name. What? Hold up. Yeah, go in there. This shit right here. Wobbly ass trash. It was weird. Yeah, it's... Okay, please, come on. Okay, we got some fire to put out here.
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Call the fire department. Okay. Right there. Oh, you dinky donk. Oh yeah, this thing has, ooh, multiball.
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Yeah, there's like not even a, it doesn't even like play music or anything. It's just like, you're in multiball now.
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Freaking figured it out. Yeah. Sorry, I keep hitting my microphone. Good to see you, buddy. Oh! Like that. It just creeps away from the blip. It's no good for anything.
134:17
All this slow grind for the quest of one million points is actually giving us quite a bit of points in its own way.
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Okay, we've got to put out some of these fires here. Yeah, yeah, get it all. Oh, you suck. There's a spider on my eyeball. Spider on my eyeball.
134:49
Oh, that was a shit drop. Damn it. Finally, my internet's back. Well, lucky you. I'm still on that internet. I'm sad.
134:57
Oh. Oh, my back. A really fancy... ...Harrisco. Sorry. Um... Arthur, what's up? Alright.
135:15
Let's get at least 3 million so we can beat our high score for the night. He says, and then drains immediately. I knew that was coming.
135:26
Okay. Then some good points. It doesn't even make a noise when you tilt. It just goes, you're done. 2.69.
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Pass. It actually let us play a full game of pinball, though, which is nice. Greg, love you, buddy. Have a good night. Oh, my back.
136:01
If we can manage, okay, if we can manage to stream again tomorrow, tomorrow's going to be interesting.
136:13
Indy 500? Of course, we're going to be streaming at 720p again. I apologize. Not much I can do if we're streaming off the cell phone.
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Same as we're in Bill Gambler. Yeah, bud. We got two more. Lord Timber King game. Hold on. Bum. Ba-da-dum. This is freaking awesome for a cell phone hot stream. Yeah, it's working okay.
136:50
What other new pins do you have in the studio? So we got a Game of Thrones. Welcome aboard, Tim. Which you had at the Twitch office for a while. Yo, Royal Jack, thank you for two months in a row, buddy. Dungeons and Dragons, obviously. Creature from the Black Lagoon. Fishtails. Indy 500. No Fear.
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Safecracker. Hey. I feel like something's missing. And the Safecracker has, like, 30 tokens in it. So we can actually get the tokens out of it, by the way. I'd love to see some Safecracker. Yeah, and we can get the direct capture from Safecracker, y'all.
137:32
Predict your channel points. Uh-oh, what are we predicting? Will Jack get 3 million or more this game? All right, let's go.
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Focus up. We got to go for that 1 million shot. Got it. Got to crack the safe, y'all. Okay. Oh, that should have been the...
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I don't like it. Okay, we're going to teleport. There it is. Warrior's gone. All right, so we've got a three-ball multi-ball waiting in the wings here.
138:15
Are you kidding me? The trough fucking... Prediction over! Riku, yeah, I saw that, dude. That's awesome.
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You mean Manu. Upslakes, can you do predictions? Yes. Yeah, I wonder. What kind of control... We'll try one more game, Tanner. Upslakes, what kind of control do you have? That's awesome, Riku.
138:49
Didn't hear your post. It's all good, buddy. It's all good. I guess I just didn't respond. That's awesome. Yeah, those plungers are rad. I have one on my V-Pin here.
139:01
Indy 500 is an Ordman? Uh-huh. And Gavin says that his is a damn near, like, museum example. This sub-token stuff is new? Uh-oh. What do you mean?
139:21
All right, here we go. Three million or bust, ladies and gentlemen. Sounds like he needs a higher rated fuse.
139:34
You mean a nail? Andy, 540, favorite game of the whole time? Gavin as well. This is his favorite. Oh, yeah. Can you bet?
139:55
Hold on, Internet. Let me figure this out. Are we good, game? Are we chill? Where did this dust come from?
140:10
The ceilings? I just cleaned this, and it's, like, filthy again. Yeah, some mods can't bet. Feels bad.
140:25
I think this game's like 100% busted. I don't know what the hell's going on. Asbestos is the bestest. Upstairs people are jumping up and down.
140:43
Too bad you don't have a replacement Fusey. I'm a little bummed about that, Riku, but it is what it is.
140:52
We got the game. That's all that matters. Just makes me think that I'm probably drinking a lot of ceiling tile. Prediction's not available in my region. What? Because it's like gambling? Oh, that's wild.
141:11
Primus section of the new studio? Welcome aboard. This game will get streamed. 100%. I love this game. Three years, biatches.
141:21
Three years, biatches. silent. Thank you for three heckin' years, Mardude. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and bathtub.
141:30
Yeah, we're having like a trough issue or something. See ya. Alright, here we go. Well, zero points. Hold on.
141:47
You better not take me to ball, too. Okay, we're good. to put your laptop. That is explicit. If I showed you what Primus is doing right now, you would poop your pants.
142:05
It's being used as the ultimate table right now. It's just so flat. You know? It does sound like there's a price.
142:15
You got hosed, Tommy. All right, here we go. That's fine. Let's see if the game freaks out. Okay, I think we're good. Keep it rolling. We need three million.
142:35
That's three... That's just three one-million shots. Easy peasy. Eat this fucking game. All right, we're going to get it.
142:48
We just need three million points. Actually only two million? It's like a case of a ceiling. Well there goes my channel points. Hey.
143:01
Hey. Pull up. You don't know. We're Jack Danger. You know? When have I ever let you down? Incoming.
143:27
Yo, Dominic, what's up? Cool, man. Okay, can I point out a what the... Is that fucking fair? Hold up, is that fair?
143:40
That the ball... Jumped. the entire playfield. All right, prediction over. Sorry. Welcome aboard. Not fair. Yo, Stash Up, thank you for seven months in a row, Mark. Happy New Year and loving the new place. Do you have a list of the new pins? Is there a pin you want to get for the space? Yeah, Stash Up. So our buddy from Madison, Wisconsin, has literally every pinball machine ever made, and we're going to be trying to grab a few things. I want Dragon, whatever the frick it was called, Dragon Punch, Dragon Force Kick,
144:25
Dragon Punch, Dragon Fist. Here's the games we have working in the studio right now. Are you ready? Let's go through them. Led Zeppelin Ellie, Batman 66, Deadpool, Cool.
144:43
Stranger Things, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers, Jurassic Park, Elvira, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Stern, Beatles, Primus, Star Wars Home Pin, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Fishtails, Indianapolis 500, No Fear, Safecracker, Game of Thrones, Dungeons and Dragons, Pool Sharks is still here, Hot Wheels by American Pinball, Gold Wings, Jungle Lord, Transporter, Lucky Riverboat, Tommy.
145:09
That's just the stuff that works. The things that don't work, we have an army of games in the back that we're still working on.
145:16
And we have next week at least 12 more pins showing up that all work. How wild is that? 12 more, Internet.
145:28
12 more. Game is so good. Yeah, Indy 500, baby. Any fun, house? You know, I'm not a fan of the game. That game just sort of frustrates me. I mean it's a fun game and all but I know like if I did a whole stream of it I'd be very bummed out that game just hurts my feelings so I mean I don't know yo Hexter what's up my dude alright thanks for hanging out internet how do you afford the electricity I don't the games only stay on for the short period of time that you all watch the show they're not on all the time. Tron is funhouse, but good. I like that.
146:12
Yeah, thank you all for hanging out tonight. This is another stream off of my cell phone. I do apologize if everything got a little wonky at times. Tomorrow will be another off of our hotspot stream. Hopefully we have enough data to make it through to Friday, because Friday is when we get our internet. Okay?
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And clappers and chat for Comcast. have a wonderful night I love you, thank you for all the subs, the resubs the gifted subs, the bits the tips thanks for tipping I'm an online panhandler you can tell by the hat thank you all folks, I love you to death and I'll see you tomorrow, okay hugs and kisses let's let the music play us out
147:07
Oh, that camera died. Okay, cool. That was the ding-a-ling noise. Is that camera dying? Now we know.
147:20
Dragon Fist looks sick. Oh, I want one so bad. Dude, there's drop targets in the orbit. Like, look at the left orbit.
147:30
Look at it. There's drop targets in the orbit. Everybody listen to the James Kinnick Yeah, uh, yeah, uh Everybody jammin', uh It's me, it's me
147:56
Drum, drum, da-da-da-dum Drum-a-dee, da-da-dum, drum, drum, da-da-dum Um, hold up, what? Hold up, what? Hold up. What? Hold up. What?
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Thank you.