. . . . . . . . . . . . . . That's crazy. Alright, so we are live. I'm just going to hit one more minute and then I'll introduce you. Dude, that is the best gig ever. Rookie of the year. Rookie of the year. No, I mean the game. Oh, roller games. Oh yeah, roller games. Rap, rap, rap, I'm a rookie. Hey folks! Welcome back to another exciting, if these are episodes, I don't know what they are. We have two more guests in the studio today. We have Brad Smith from the Hooligans. Bob Twitchell was on that team, you will remember him from last episode And the big guy behind me is Chuck Jackson, also from the Hooligans Oh, and Richie's here Alright guys, so What's up TK? Same format, we're going to play some practice games just to get acquainted with this And then we're going to jump right into that Pinberg style of scorekeeping And first person to win, should we make this interesting? First person to win, what are we betting? Dracula. Oh, we're going to bet Dracula. If Dracula was my bet, the person that fixes... Is this you? Someone's calling me. One second. Hello? Oh, come on up, buddy. Busy day at the studio, folks. Alright, so we're going to get the practice game in and let's get this thing rolling. Who should go first? Hype? Are we doing this by Hype? Yeah, it's by Hype, so I go left. Woo! Hype makes sense to me. Oh, so I need to go left. You go second. What? No, I go left. I think you should go first, buddy. Show us what you know. All right. Chuck and Brad's gonna make you sad. Sorry Chuck, that's the only photo I could find that wasn't blurry. You have a birthday hat on. Oh great, yeah, yeah, okay. You can go on through my pictures. Stopping you in space, sir. Things you're not supposed to be seeing on there. Yeah, no kidding. When you enter Jack's plane, you enter a pole. When you enter Jack's plane, you enter a pole. Cool. Ah. No. Kill it, buddy. You know, oh no. What? You can walk wherever you want. Oh. Trouble. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Good ball, good ball. Let's see what old Danger's got left. Richie, you are in this, buddy. So you can play next. Alright, here we go. Again, for those of you who don't know, when I usually shoot for the first skill shot, it's right when the right face is about to turn into the middle face. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to need them. Oh, goodness. That's right. So I don't need that. Richie, did you do what I think you just did? Yep. My man. You got to be kidding me. Up and over. Up and over. All right, Richie, you're in. Yeah, I'm good. I like that. That's a good revamping that I used. Oh, you usually have one that falls. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, yeah. Actually, we're just finding bread. He doesn't need them anyway. There is no light in this party. There is no light in this party. Is that a chat? Yeah, it's over there. No one's yelling at us right now, so we're good. Not yet. It's coming, though. It's a very apprehensive situation. Yeah. I'm sorry to tell you, but I'm going to put you on the page. I think everyone's waiting to... I'll make sure to not... Just making sure the cameras are bright enough here. There we go. The laughing. Yeah, that means you hit something. The sirens. I am the best. Richie Townsend is killing it. Richie Longball. Richie Longball. Good old Richie Longball. I bet I don't know anything. I'll take rest. I'll take rest. You on that day, sir? Yes, I did. We feel like seriously we rolled up and said third and fourth place at the very last minute. We should have 45 minutes left. I'll let it turn up. It's a little bit. Try it. Try it. I'll play all four games. Good. All right. That's our next. All right. Four. Iron Man. Iron Man. Sopranos. Family Guy. Family Guy. And 24. 24, yep. 24. Huh? Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, so basically, uh, Pinsburg, I haven't played in over 3 months. That works. Ironman, I had, uh, 17. Oh, come on, man! That works. Yep, I got off the storage this morning. Thank you very much. I got two of them. Oh, Josh. Perfect. It's like one pot. This is horrible. Oh, wow. Kill it. Get them two million back. Wait. Did you hit the left ramp? Yeah. You're gonna need him. Sorry, buddy. Pardon me. Good ball, man. No, no. That was terrible. Wait till his third ball. Oh, you missed? Wait till his third ball. I'm serious. Yeah. He doesn't just work on the third ball. Oh, what was that? It wanted it. It wanted it. There we go. I'm going to get a rest. Nice. Oh baby. I can't see but it's over there. What's up? Dude. Good frickin' ball. Folks, by the way, I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit of a break. ball. Folks, by the way, after this, in about an hour, Papa TV goes live, so you might want to check that out once we're done here. Or don't. No, you should. You should. They're good people. All right. Come on. What the heck was that? What the heck was that? All right. Nope. What the crap? Big miscarriage. Never three at a time, man. I can't hit one shot more than twice. Thank you. There we go. Come on. Let's get past Roland. Oh, that's a coffee. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Can't do three ever. Fall in. Bring the pops. Yes, the bats. The bats are with me. And then I shoot the bat. Okay, so you can do it again. Cool. I like that I'm not getting a skill shot today. That's probably helpful. Still dark. They say you are the man of good. I can't hit that ramp anymore. A moment's courage, and it is done. Drop your feet. Nice job, man. Little half ramp. Little half ramp. Let's see if I can mess up the skill shot again. Do it. Yay! Okay. I'm writing the game down here a little bit. Is it working? It's working. Yeah, it is. Oh, yeah. It's working. It's working. It's working. We just gotta move that camera. I got 50 million. All I gotta do is plunge and drain. I got 50 million on top of this. Whew! I got 50 million. All I gotta do is plunge and drain. I got 50 million on top of this. Jake, did you, uh, play any of the going? No. I think the crowd did, though. I think we both did. Alright, miss. You know, what fun it is when you guys do this. Oh, boy, that was a treat. Oh, he peed? Uh, there you go. It has to be paid for. And no bonus. And no bonus. Thank you, Drake, you piece of crap. Wait, did I even beat you? No, I didn't. I missed it. You won. You didn't get his 50. Oh, I got you. All I had to do was drink. All I had to do was drink. I guarantee, you know, no worse than a third. That's a good gift. A legal hand inside. That's a gift. We've got to see what Richie does now. Good thing this is a practice game. Oh, no. Don't wait until the last second for that one. Was that a big hit? My weakness felt bad? It wasn't a big hit. It was just the wrong position. It was just the wrong position. No, and that's not how you do it. What luck never dies? Be careful, Biffy. I know. That's inevitable, Jack. Put your arm, buddy. They got an actual miss, the miss that went on ball one. Never got it. I like to use that shot as a bail off because it's pretty safe. the rat. Yeah, that works pretty well. The altar. Nice. Give me that frickin' hole. Oh, my God. That's not how it would be. Is to crush it to feed. That's it? Yeah, I'm wondering. All right, folks, so that's the practice game. We're going to get this real thing kicked off here. So... We're going in the order that we finished, right? Exactly, the order that was needed. No, winners go first. No, winners go last. Winners always go first. Hey, I'm going to move this DMD camera here to try to get in a little closer. Does that look better? No. Not really. Not a great angle. Okay, well... Iron Man? I'll just leave it. I'll just leave it. No, it's fine here. It's just there's a... It's dark. dark but that's because it's dark in here I mean if I didn't look bad if I turn the light on the DMV it's very high contrast yeah saturation is really far down actually I'm going to brighten this down a little bit. No? Up the game? Up the exposure? Blind people? Oh, now we've got some people in the chat. Yeah, that's fine. Screw it. You know what gets real fun when JackFactsRef messes around with the settings? Live on stream. Live on stream. Mess with the settings. I wonder about who we're going to use. Yeah, no kidding. That little move. Who could that be? All right, so what was the order then? Make sure I lost. Chuck, Jack, Brad, me. I lost. Chuck, Jack, Brad, me. Not like I lost. Well, actually, Richie, didn't you have higher than Brad? I don't think so. I had a 40 in me. I think I had a 32. Is this still 30? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, 84, 77. My self. Of course, again, it's still not a good score. My self. No, yeah. I'm going to put it here. Myself, Jack, Brad, and then Rich. All right. Someone puts up a bill for us today. So Chuck, Jack, Brad. Let's add Rich into the mix here. Sure, why not? So does everyone play the seven? We'll figure it out. We'll play until we're done. Well, yeah. All right. 3-2-1-0. 3-2-1-0. Enter. 21. All right. Let's get the rules. 21. We'll get the rules pulled up here. Wow. Alright, so we're going to start this off. Chuck is first. I'm second. Richie's third. Brad's third. Richie's last. Here we go folks. Here's last. Load them up. What are we playing until? Until you lose. Until you lose. Oh, there we go. That's a bad start. Love's dead, bro. Love's dead for you. Love is dead. Hey, bros, how does the DMV look? Can you read it? Not right. I'm not sure. Oh, man. Murderous. That ran. Right. It's just whatever it wants to do. I'm wrong, sir. I'm wrong and courage. This is God. How you doing? Chuck, you gazed me. Damn it. Did I get any bats on that? No. Oh, only the leopard stalls? Yep. They say you are the man of good. I didn't. Alright, really putting down the pressure on the guys. Oh, that's fine. You are going to work on it? Yeah. I'm not sweating it. We should put an extra up later. There is no life in this body. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Chuck's maniacal laugh. You're going to have to go through the whole lab. Ooh, this is a good pass. It's actually kind of bad. Especially when you're going through the baths, but whatever. I mean, the process is kind of the last place you want to be. Aww. I'm going to go over to the next one. Oh no, not again! That looked like it was going to fall right in. You don't need it, that's what I've been. We'd be better off without it. I have not hit that today. Ah, I missed Fluffy! I'm curious what's greater. I have Fluffy Opportunity and I'm gonna see if I can get some of these. Isn't it 5 points? 5. Fluffy? Uh, 20 I think? Yeah, okay. I thought it was 20. The 2 million? No, more than one pop. Oh no, stop it. Really? Yeah. That's funny. Oh, yeah. Crap. Oh! Yes. What did I get on the back there before? I don't know. Hit something. When it was like hovering around like the middle, you were at 34. Yeah, I hit three more things. You are the most... I'm stealing my beer. ...my practice was the best game. You can play your third game. That's my handicap right? I don't get to play the first two balls. Oh wow. Right on, thanks Bob. Yeah, there's a... Oh, the DMD glare. Fixed. I'm going to get a little more of that. I'm going to get a little more of that. I'm going to get a little more of that. The DMD glare. Fixed. I'm not sure why I turned that around. We're trying to make it brighter. Oh, right. Yeah, this is much better. Great! Love never dies! Hey, Papa! I'm all about that love, man. I got no love. Yeah, we need that anti-fire glass, man. That stuff is sexy. Then we can turn on all the lights again. Yeah. Maybe we'll bring it right. You can get a cheaper one. No. Okay. Don't go in there. Do not go in there. Don't go in there either. Well, I'm set up. You're kidding. I'm ready to go there. I'm doing this right. I already got my best, right? Yeah, pretty sure I messed it up. Yeah, you messed it up. Yeah, you drained right away. Ooh, tilt. At least you got the head. Behave yourself. Moth that up, or moth her up. Yeah, me too, man. I'm ready for it. I didn't know that. I think it might be a good start. I've got only three shots for the coffin. They say you are the man of good. They say. You think you can destroy me with your idols? Sure does. Oh, baby. Did I miss? No, it was not. Crap. Get in the middle. Whoops. Here we go. 13 and you don't make it. I'm lonely. Alright. You got it. Somebody got a team and they beat us. Yeah. Wow. He messes up. We both win. Man, that's a nice one. What? It was pretty easy. Yeah, you're catching... No one, because you're winning. No one because I'm winning! I think you won that one. Please, separate me. You're catching nothing. Oh, God. I'm no miscarriage, and it is done. Oh, thank you. Nice save. Whoa. That was nice to me. I'm not that bad, brother. I'm more of the stuff. The breathing men. I mean, my stomach looks otherwise. Hey, you're doing great. Keep it up. Yeah, baby. It's not hard to sleep yet, but... It's hard, but it's hard. How few days go to make up the century? Oh, son of a gun, really. Yeah, Brad, it wouldn't be a bad idea to pick up two sheets of that. Oh, there we go. I'm playing the third ball. Look at that. All right. I'm going to hit missed. I'm going to hit... Copping. I'm going to get all the points. All the points. All the points that exist under the game. I'll take it. Come from the right, my man. You are making me a That was one cap You are making me a You are making me a... You are making me a... You are making me a... Oh, I threw that away. Oh, I threw that away. Liz! Liz! Oh crap. Oh crap. Let's go for some drinks. There you go. You're proving yourself that you can drink. I'm worthy. You're trying to ask me to laugh. Yes. Oh, come on. Really? So how many points are just for me? 2 to 1 2 to 1 2 to 1 Yes! Well you got that then I was going to say I was going to say 5 and that's what you said I'm doing it in 3 games Nope! 3 or 4 games You can hire a I just got to beat Jack. That's all I got to do here. It's all that matters. It's all that matters. Got to get the mist and then, yeah, I got it. You can do your photo to a penis. Jim, you can do a penis. It's acceptable. Small. A little rib. A little rib. A little rib. A little rib. A little rib. A little rib. A little rib. They overrated me. Oh, they're not grinding. Alright, so what's the point here? 3, 2, 1, 0. Oh, Richie got two? Yeah. Alright. Oh, Richie got two, sorry. Christ. 3, 2, 1, 0. I don't think that'll go first. Jack gets three. I need to go left. Greg gets one. And then I get to play. And Ricky gets the same. Yee-haw. Okay. Beautiful. Alright. That's a win. Let's keep it going. Oh, what's up, buddy? What's going on? How did you get in? We could walk. people sneak into the studio all right so winners go first we'll go in that work I'll never change it I'll only change it if it helps me win Alright, here we go. Here we go. Up the ramp. Did you ever do it for the first time last year? Up the ramp. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't plan my first time at all. Crap. Here you go. You got a decent amount. Alright, here we go. Bams are ready. And we're going to drain the rain now. Okay, good. Wait. There we go. Yeah, video mode brawler. That's hot. Oh! One more. Never three. Never three. Alright, now let's get down to it. Oh, you dinged up. I don't like it. Put it back in. It's out of control. All right. Big bad sprayed off the first call. Let's go. No. Oh, you fucking... No, Paul. Pull that up. I'm afraid I'm about to lose the goal. Alright, give me a little graphic here. Am I pointing at it? Cool. Fun stuff. Oh, no hat. Oh, no, Pat. Pat. Good job, buddy. All right. Alright, well let's just use what I have. Anything. Go for anything. I think the best thing in a match is a million crags and you win. 20 million and you win. I bet I don't know you. I'm just trying. I bet I don't know you. Except for the first shot I tried to take. Never get in the middle. No, come on. Oh, better. Oh my god. Give me one more. You're in buddy. I don't like this. Doesn't work. Oh God. I tried it three times. You got hurt. Stop doing that Brad. I missed it. Are you trying to cuss me? I don't want my mist yet. Oh. You don't like that? I don't like it. Why does it catch you? Thank you. Thank you. Got love this time. One out of four. It's going to take it right back. Look at this. Yep. I got love back. See what I tell you. What did I tell you? I got love back. The machine on the gate is still much longer. Exactly. All right. Here we go. All in there. Is that five million? Come on. Thank you. Don't... Every time, up and over, I could have given a little more love. Yeah, but... Thank you. Oh, yeah. Tough drink, is he? Oh! Shut up, Rick. That was a tough drink. Yeah. Hey. Yeah, I know. Stay out of there. Stay out of there, too. I am the love of my kind. You're going to hit the right ramp once. I am the love of my kind. I think it doesn't matter. I don't know. I always do miss first. Because it's easier to manage. But it doesn't matter where you do them. Oh, baby. I never think, why? Dude, you ready? All the way. What? You hit me. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. It don't want me to play. It really doesn't. It really doesn't. Yeah. Catch it off guard. Oh, yeah. Oh, he nailed a low shot. Yeah. Awww. Something green. Go to it. Go to it. All right, here we go. I could play a little bit of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right in, come on, right in. Right in the drain. Love, love. No! No love. You hit too many tops, so I think you're... All right, my turn. Come on, love. I feel like that's all the time where it's like... Nice. Visually, that did not look like you got it. No, it did not. Oh no! No! Chuck is still coming in. Chuck, you got him? Take him home. Ah! You're not dressed yet. Yeah. You dirty... You're not dressed yet. Yeah. Yeah. No! No! No, he can take a warning. He can take a warning, but I think that's an outlay. Yeah, I think he gave it to you. All right, sir. All right. Give me the big $20 million in the mystery. $20 million mystery. Check, Jack. Check, Jack. I got nothing. Unfortunately, it has not gotten fast enough to match my average so It is here that we must find him and destroy him completely. Unless he beats us. He's working up dead weight. He has three more shots left. So, Brad, Chuck, Jack, Ricky, I'm last. All right. So Brad, Chuck, Jack, Rick, Brad gets three, so I bumped him up to four. Chuck gets two points. Jack gets one point. And Ricky gets no points. Aww. So the score is 4-2, 4-2. Welcome to my home. Porta, porta. Porta, porta. So we're just doing by game, not by voice? Yeah, we'll do by game. Yeah. Wow. I didn't deserve to get that one. What number do you put in? We usually do like a 21. 21? Okay. We've done... Alright, just come out. Give me the middle lane. I got one. Oh no! Bob, which is it? I'm cheering you on, buddy. Just don't touch anything. Okay. You need to have... I got Bob's back. Four to... Four to... Four to four to four. 546. Okay. Alright, nice score. What the wimpy Did you see that? Yeah, no kidding. Where's the tech? I don't know what it is. Thanks for nothing. Again. You are the most beautiful. Oh yeah, there we go. That's hard to do. It's hard to get less than a million clicks. Oh look, I just got that in one shot. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No! you know if you didn't get that uh... uh... Oh, yeah, I love that post. I am the monster, the breeding man. As long as courage and it is done, Dracula fear not. I love that post. There he is, there he is. Same arm as me. You're gonna ace your arm, bro. You threw Chuck in there. Yeah, we had a great looking score. Yeah, we did. I know exactly what the problem is. Alrighty. I'll fix that for the next game. Go. Cut the truck. As you can see, I don't have a million points yet. Here we go. Cue me up, buddy. Sure. Ladies, here's my number. My PA number. Oh, and I did it wrong. Millions. Yeah! I missed. Wow. Beautiful. Nathan. Yes? Don't spee NOO Hell begone Later. Later, buddy. See you, fellas. I couldn't be happier. You're gonna be pro-thelby. One day. Oh, gee. Doing well, are we? Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, look at us right now. Ooh. Stay. This is Chuck, by the way. Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you. How few days go by? I can't see it on the other side. I can't figure out how to bring this glider. I am the love of my kind. You can't always see the score on that particular thing. Yeah. It may help. I'm going to go back to the other side. I'm going to go back to the other side. I'm going to take a little thing. Hold on. This may help. What's the DMV? Well, there's another thing. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. Well, I think it's all right. Stop. Give me that band. Come on. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I admit so, but it's a part of the game. Oh, did I get it? Just barely fell, that was the problem. Oh, baby. Give me that frickin' ball, game. No ball. Oh no, this is it. Uh oh, this is where the billions crack off. Oh! Oh my god! You know what I mean? You have to come all the way back up there to lock it up and then you just get your jam-pied. It's pretty cool. I didn't try it. I was just broken and tired. So, he's getting pumped. Now it's done. Now it's done. 160 each shot. And he nailed it. Oh my god! I can't believe it. I think I showed up man. Oh my god. That was good one. That was brilliant. Look at that. Holy Fart. All right, then. Hmm. You can tell this is what europe followed, so I don't know. Shoot the third one. That wasn't weak man. Yeah, this guy's kicking our ass right now. Don't be shy really. Arby's, it like, it sounds great. What was that? That's not a bad, so we got that at bass. . Bobs apocalypse is called The Union. right after the phone. Shh. Where are you going to throw it at? Oh, now I do it again. Ha ha ha. Three billion. Three billion. Another four billion. On ours? I don't know, sir. Two billion. Two billion. Give me all those. Yeah, I'll give you all those. Forget it. Two billion. Two billion. Two billion. Two billion. Two billion. Two billion. Two billion. Two billion. Two billion. Two billion. Two billion. Holy crap. Good freaking ball. Alright, I'm only slightly behind. You already got... Uhhh... 11. It jumps around a lot. Also there is the... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... The... No billion for you. Alright, here comes that billion. Billion five. First skill shot of the night, folks. Just kidding. I'm hitting nothing. What? That looks like last place to me. Yes. Yep. Yeah I got second. I think at 1.2 billion. Oh, I had video. Oh, yeah. No, no, that's... That is red. So, red, you won. So that's 3.3, so... Seven. All right. I got seven. for you? Seven. Alright, I got seven. Then who was second place? I was second and I got two. So I got four points. I got one. And Chuck gets one point. And Jack gets zero. So it's four, three, seven, four. Alright. Alright. Ah, one point two. Alright guys, we're gonna... And those aren't that far apart. Just to make sure we're not like crossing We're crossing streams here. We're going to play one more game. Yeah? And if there's a tie, then we'll have a tiebreaker. Is there a possibility for a tie? I think so. So we got four. So Richie and myself could tie. You could still, yeah. If I get zero, you get a first. Okay. Alright, we're going to do one more and then tiebreaker if we need it. Who goes first? I don't think he starts screaming anymore. We can still play it. Exactly. I just need to turn this off. We can still play the 15. I mean, we can play the 15 regardless. If people leave, let them leave. Alright, we'll play the 15. I might step out then. Alright. DQ. Oh, I always miss it. I think my girlfriend is killing me. I guess we can use the generator. That's about it. That's a drain. No, you can. You've got a mild good thing around that. Oh yeah. That was a little wimpy flip. Still wimpy flip. They say you are a man of good taste. I love the audio on this game. How few days go to make a percentage? Yeah, the next game we play is more confined, all over the place. We just play some fun. Only in the house. A lot of people want to see the stand and sit in there But he doesn have any ideas I love the shot We might get one of those Come on dude I Don't be angry you're winning skill charity just white you just gotta wipe the star foot Or the launch button. No damn crap beating you on a Mustang on Monday night of the year. Hehehehe. Open up! No! All right. All right. Thanks, Chuck. Come on. Give me the points. Okay. Oh, there's those pops I wanted. One. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What am I doing? Boundary. Boundary, thanks. Oh. Uh-oh. Hi, sorry. Secret passage. Get up there, girl. Don't. Wait, what am I doing? Secret passage all day, apparently. Okay. Thinking about gasping out? Make sure. All the way. Oh no, no, no. You guys don't know that secret? I'm not kidding. I'm kidding, I don't know that. I've checked the game. That was a malfunction. More like a throw function. That was a malfunction. Well there, I trained it for you. I've heard of it. You got your time. Yeah, he trained me. Strategic malfunction. Now functioning. Danger. Oh, man. That's true. No problem. And... Yeah, but still. Here, I'm going to put up... I am the monster that breathing makes me. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, David, for doing that. Mmm. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I am. What is this? Yeah, what is this? Okay, there's a taco place. There you have tacos in an hour. You can stay there for free for life. And there are little things out there. And if you don't do it, you'll get a bus or something. There you go. Hey, it's 50. Like, up the top. Oh. Nope. It looks like Captain Crunch writing a frickin' hot dog. I was trying to get that play. Master. Master. It is here that we must find you and destroy an artery. Get around. Oh. This game really does not want me to get in before we leave. We were screaming. Freaking farts. Freaking. We might play to 15 anyway. All that's going to happen is we're just going to lose viewers to Papa. Okay, I'll sign up. Frick. Never mind. I didn't do anything, so I get free multiballs. But, if I could... You didn't do anything, free multiballs. I still got bats left. If I skip Kaufman and Mistkoi, I can get bats. Oh, fuck. Then that's like 150 million. It's only 100 million bats, but... I got 150 on bats. Then you get a triple stack. Yeah. So, don't you get bats? Triple stack. Which is what? I don't know how that happened, but that was good. I just lost some situational awareness. Oh, baby. Find that box, girl. Get in your hole. Oh, no. Nice save. Bad save. Oh. What did it do? Fuck. Sorry. It didn't even want to say anything. It went, . No, no. Oh, man. I'm doing great here. Come on, Richie. Looking good. Richie Townsend. This guy is a good guy. Richie Townsend. This guy. Oh. Yeah. . . . . . . . . . . Ten million. My, it's time we're in. I call that everyone out. With Trekkie Ghetto? Everyone out of the pool. up and over baby wait no minute oh I got a miss all right time to have to do something with this Two more times for Vidya. Vidya. Liv. Yeah. Oh. I don't know. Whoa. That's what makes me nervous about taking the class. My revenge has just begun. Don't go in there. Thank you. That's all I wanted. That's not what I wanted. Don't go in. Give me a kiss. Oh, that's so nice. i was safe huh those both Video mode's ready. Whoa. I think that's either the locker or the... Turn loops. We're doing something here. You are the love of my life. Alive. Again. I am doing it. Video mode. And to make them the children of the night. We're going to the bowling. Nice suit. Well, we're going to the bowling. Definitely more fun. Yeah, keep laughing at me, jerk. What the hell was that? One! One amazing castle lock. One! One amazing castle lock. Oh, I thought I had that. Alright, give me the stats, what do we got? Jeff got 3 and you had... I got 3 points? Jeff got 7. Who was next? I was next. I got 2. Rich got 2? I got 1. And then Chuck got 1? And Chuck got one. Yep. Yep. So you're at four. All right. So seven, six. I'll do one more. All right. We got one more going. Low eyes. Seven, four, seven, six. All right. You need to close it. Now you got to go. Yeah, no kidding. It's all about being last place, baby. Here we go. 1,000,000. 25,000 points. Thanks for nothing. Come here. This is a beast, a lonesome. I know that's courage, and it is done. Oh, nothing. Nothing. Don't you dare. I am the monster, the breathing man. Alright, we're looking good here folks, we're looking good. Probably didn't want to do that. Probably didn't want that. Probably didn't want to do that. Probably didn't want that. Can we do the coffin bat stack? The coffin bat stack? Yeah. Oh no. It's not even causing any harm to the animals. It's always fighting back. Oh baby. Off and back stack. Video. Oh, well that was quite close. Okay. Wait, two more drains? Oh, you got in the way. Not that that would have gone anywhere. Be good. Oh! Tell me you got that! Oh my god! I don't know what happened. My man. That backhand though. I can't... Backhand ramp is not possible. Stop playing animations. I want to hear my 20s. Oh, you got in the way. No! Oh, yeah, right. Ball one made it. Oh, man. Wow, I'm up. That felt good. That was wild. That felt real good. That looked real good. You look good Jack, you look good. Nope. Now we have two minutes. Oh! I wonder when that happens. On my turn. Shake it off buddy, you got this. You got to straighten the game, that's what's wrong. I can't play with it. Not straight. We've got one under time, right? Yeah. Up, up. Oh, one more. No bonus. You're fine. He didn't want that to hurt. That was cool. That airball you caught, though. Holy shit. Walk that way. Oh. Witch. And a filter. Oh. Oh. All right. We'll do another one. Okay, Stratger. Blood. Blood. Well, I have nothing to do in this game now. Dracula. I could drain. Do it again. Ten more or nothing. Ten more. Oops. Shit. Shit. Oh yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. Oh yeah, look at that. You're right, see that's Love Never Dies. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'll see you got cocky if what happens. Don't be mean to me. That was too much of a dick. It's okay, that first night. Oh, my God. Ah! I could really have been. I got to go get some coffee. I'm changing my name. I'm taking a shower. I'm taking a shower. Alright, I'm starting to get tipsy. Oh man. I missed him again. I'm blocking. I'm wearing glasses. Oh come on. Dirty. Oh really? Good, good, good, good, good, good. I don't want to miss it. Come here. A monster. A moment's courage and it is done. Beautiful. Yakuza 3. The rattle! Suck my fish water! Mmm! Master! I don't get any special treatment since I blew my load on the first ball. So... I bet you get an incendiary million by the end of the video. Yes! Well, you never know. I like to hit the machine. What the heck? Well, we found the mystery hole. Go! Didn't do anything. All right, ramp. Love you. Give me another. Nope. Okay. Nothing is ever easy on this game. There you go. Did it work? No. What is this game? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Too late. That tree's late. Fall in. Oh! Oh! That's bad. Not that one. Feeling good. Yeah, I can. No, it's been in a minute. Don't let it pick on you. Get in there. Go in there. For no reason. Tell you what, when this one's done, we straighten it out a bit better. I am the last of my kind. KJL 3000, thanks for following us, guys. A little thing pops up right here. I'm going to put it up here. A little green screen. Cover over. That's not very well. No good. That's excellent. No good. All right, Chuck, bring it home. Yeah. I mean the game. Take it home. I am the media. Look at that. One. You got one. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. To you. Where should I put it? We're still playing? Oh man, he's gonna whoop me. We'll set up, Max. We'll set up, baby. I have, uh... Oh, I missed it. Oh, no! Miss? He's never missed a ball. You're all set up though. Don't look, they're coming back. They're going to drop. They should have let it be. They came back. They came back. All right, so what was that? You first, Brad second, me third, Richie fourth. No. No. Yeah. Parker, thanks for following. I can't read that. Your name looks incredible. Jeff is first. I'm first? Yep. Alright, so what do we got? Chas is first with three, Brad is second with two. Brad is second with two? Yep. I was third with one. Chuck? With one. Richie with... The Big Bad Goof Egg! Ten, five, nine, ten. Alright, looking good. So, I guess I start us off? Yep. We're playing to 15, folks. This course should be at the bottom right here. It's three points for first place, two points for second place, one point for third place, and frickin' nothing for last place. For losing. For losing, yes. Here we go. You get to participate in the game. Yeah, everyone gets to clap for you if you do that. Everybody gets to write. Alright, here we go. Welcome to my home. Skill cut. What? Someone's turning our games off. This way, come on. No. Okay. No, no one's touched it. Uh, a manual? Sorry, that was dumb. That was dumb. That was actually a good one. I am ignoring you for the rest of the night. For a stupid joke. Check your OB. Put that on the week. Put that on the week. I can have a friend. You ding dong. the lock. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Actually that's a good idea. I'm all registered up. It's for charity. Aw, come on. Alright, right rank, here we go. Alright. Left round instead. Oh, Oh, thank you. Hey, no. Yes, all of that. No. The old insurance Ryan Policky. Oh my gosh. My eyes are so slow right now! Oh crap. Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I don know how that happened Kind of kicking around a little bit or something I don want to just watch it Too late Too late. Huh? Where is it? I am the law of my time. I am the law of my time. I am the law of my time. It's 7 o'clock Eastern. It's like half an hour ago. It's a bad game. It's a bad game. Do you want to both kill it or do you want to just fuck up a lot? I missed that stuff for like four inches. This is real pinball. Maybe once in a while. Alright, pity right now. You need to be experienced. Thank you. You need to stump this. Here you go. Oh, you're dirty. One. One. One left. Bring it home, Tim. See, we didn't straighten the game. Before we start the next game, this has to be straightened out. It's on an angle. It's got to be straight. We're lining up the cameras. I'm a camera. What? I'm a camera. Yeah, if you always stay one, then it's like 20. It wasn't that big of a deal. It was pretty close. It could just be a long shot. You put those in because we had an anchor where we could get up there and stream down and own any time we wanted. What's up? That's a heel cut. Can I put my phone out and put the pop up screen in the corner? Actually, I could pull it up and screw it into the corner. But you guys don't have to go anywhere. Right here, I can play around. Yep. Yep. I'm being a dum-dum. Richie, I'm first, right? Here we go. And a miss. And I'm making stupid shots. Here we go. Oh, that was lucky. Live. Oh! Sorry for yelling. I played for 12 seconds. Don't be like that. Oh! That's enough time for me to bring up your... I don't know how long it takes you to run the main place. I'm going to go off the line. Nice and straight. Not on an angle. See, it's not an angle. It's not going to clear. No, no, it's not. All right. Where was the first? Birthday hat. I'm going to keep it moving. Oh, Crystal, come on! Somebody help me. Alright, my turn. This is how not to play. One out of three. Three games. One ball out of three games. Look at the play. This is a beat. A long shot. Yep, I'm not going to play. Keep going. All right, give me that miss. Really? That miss? That miss is so hard. Really? Is that mist? Is that mist? Right in there. What are you doing, man? I don't want points. I want mists. Just hop your way in there. Oh, here we go. There we go. Oh, my. Gotcha. I don't like when they get too close. Thank you. Uh-oh. That was the... Wait, where's my malfunction? Damn it! I will allow the last of my life to rise again. There's a very nice little rice cooker to drink that. Oh ho ho ho! Alright. I like the end of the video. Let the music. Let the music play. Oh, come on. . . . Oh Now make something happen here After you. Get in the office. All right. So that's JD with another three. Yeah, I got two. Chuck got two? Yeah, Brad got one. And Richie. Sorry, Richie. Yeah. Richie's egging it. All right. There's one point behind you, Chuck. I need first or second place. Take 15, first or second place. Alright, here we go. Does you believe in destiny? I'm not moving it. Why is this bad? It's bad, it's on an angle. I'm afraid I'd be getting ass kicked in score. Ass kicked in score. See, that's the whole thing. You play a good piece of the game, it's not crazy. Good to know. If the game is not straight... Good tip for next season, there, Chuck. The number game we come up against now comes down. We'll put you on the game like this. Can you give him a little, uh, grab him a little, Ronald? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. YOU'RE COMING HERE unevestigable What are we explaining with 으- Untarmer it You want to drop out. Whatever score you get, Richie, I'll step in. That is a turn we should not be spending. I have a bandage on. Set it up. Hey, you got the ball on a footprint. We can save bandages, filters, and dirty bags, but we can't tell if they're going to load. I am the monster. The three-digit monster. The three-digit monster. Right? It's the internet, gosh darn it. We can do whatever we want. It's all true. Whatever we say. Abraham Lincoln was our 20th president. Sandwiches and pizzas are the same thing. I love this. Is this just an open-faced hand? Yeah. My friend now. I love that post. Sure. Yeah. It's hit a lot. Solid drain. Right on out there. Solid drain. Here we go. What the hell was that? What the hell was that? Oh, it hit the top of the swing. Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Excuse me. You don't want me to fall off my chair. I'm not making any noise. Mwahaha! DQ! So a truck DQ'd her, sadly. Sadly? Hahaha! You know that's my score. I don't know if that means... I don't know if that means... Oh, what was that? I think of Pitbull, though. I think of Pitbull, though. Oh, really? Yeah, I think you might want to alter the rat hole. Okay, finally. I'm getting mad. Oh, my God. I'm going to make you cry. I'm going to make you cry. Get the ball. It's for the children. It's for the children. I can explain about everything, Jack. Even about getting the truth. Yeah. Kill it. Killing it? Well Chuck's got some money. Come on. I bet I have no idea. Richie, you're being called a sellout. I'm being called a sellout? Yeah. Who's calling? Not on stream. Oh. In a text message chain we have. No, we've still got six stragglers. Thanks for sticking around, folks. We'll be done shortly. We're so sorry. Yeah, we're sorry. We know you want to watch Poland. And you should. You should be streaming both at once. Yeah. We hit our mark about three games ago. Look pretty. Look pretty. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Alright, I got some freaking work to do. Good ball, Richie. We got a battle for first and a battle for last. Please give me the mist. They spelled my name wrong. Free-goon Farts. And they spelled my name wrong. That's not a con. You spell it with a T? Yeah. Rich T. Yeah, there you go. Oh! Here comes the mouse ball or the upstairs? One or the other. Damn it. Is this better or no? Oh, get in my face. Ah! Right. Chuck is just having fun with the bass. How much you have for bass? I think bass, I think I have 13. Want more? Somebody just drained. You better hold this like you got it. Try to get a little more bass on the same. Cool, huh? Ooh, we'll take that. That's all I wanted, David. Come on! Come on! Yay! You think you can defeat me with your 10 million? Truck mean breath. Born this morning at 11.35. Number four. I've never seen you in a while. No! Number four dollars. No! I have 14, Chuck has 9, Brad has 10, and Richie has 9. We're coming up on him, Richie. Are you going to sneak first, second, or third? We can do it, Richie. Jack, I'm going to ask just to be honest with you. Chuck, are you getting straight on the machine or no? Yeah, straight on the machine. Straighten them down. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I tried. I tried. No. How few days. What? You can see what Bob put out there? What? On Facebook? No. Before, and the one like that one? Yeah. Oh, that's on Facebook. I was putting it all in, and then you put it all in. MIDI Engine Employee Ding Nah I'm due. You're due. I am due. Don't mean to me. Big Papa C-14 in the house. I'm due. I'm due. Later, buddy. Later. No 20 million. Where is it? The other one. I am the monster. The bubble bonus? Yeah, the bubble bonus. It's supposed to be an award for the mystery, yeah. I wonder if we turned it off somehow. Yes. Stop texting. My phone is going nuts. Nothing. You're on camera. Yep, that's right, Jack has nothing there. All of you, put those down. Oh, he's still gone! Alright, come on Richie. Okay. Good. Mm-hmm. All right, Chuck. Put that candy crush away. So he can try to set some hand errors. Yeah, right. There's ways to automate this stuff that I haven't figured out yet. Oh, baby. I can't keep up with your bids. Oh, my bids. Oh, it's your bids. I can't keep up with your bids. I am the monster, the breathing men. I never drink wine. Yeah, no kidding. Amongst us, starting at home, there's a good chance. There is no life, there are only young beings. No! Tilt it, tilt it! No! Oh, he's got a ram. I told you it was stupid old me. Shit. The old me game. Shit. Looking good. He's looking good in general. Look at my fur. Look at my fur. Super. Super. Super ball. Jesus Christ. Super ball. Yeah, no kidding. Give me that mystery. I'll take it. I want it.