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Day 4 of METALLICA!! March 2015 - 2 / 2

Dead Flip·video·6m 7s·analyzed·Mar 23, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip casual Metallica gameplay stream with one-handed pinball challenges and tournament talk.

Summary

A casual gameplay stream of Metallica pinball from March 2015 featuring Jack Danger and friends playing various games including Tee'd Off. The group discusses swearing rules at tournaments, plays one-handed challenges, and references Jack Danger's famous one-armed gameplay from a Metallica launch party.

Key Claims

  • Jack Danger beat Josh and Zach with one arm after a broken elbow at a Metallica launch party

    high confidence · Jack Danger beat Josh and Zach with one arm. Had a broken elbow. They did not have a good game.

  • Papa (arcade venue) has a strict no-swearing rule where players can be disqualified for swearing

    high confidence · There's a no swear rule at a lot of places. Especially Papa. If they want Tee'd Off pull the trigger and say, you're disqualified for swearing, they will drop that hammer.

  • One-handed pinball play teaches proper shot technique

    medium confidence · It's great. It teaches you how Tee'd Off make shots.

Notable Quotes

  • “Jack Danger beat Josh and Zach with one arm. Had a broken elbow.”

    Jack Danger (referenced)@ 3:38 — References Jack Danger's legendary one-armed gameplay at Metallica launch party

  • “If they want Tee'd Off pull the trigger and say, you're disqualified for swearing, they will drop that hammer.”

    Host@ 0:24 — Describes strict enforcement of tournament swearing rules at Papa venue

  • “I'm going Tee'd Off go back and look at Larry Day three, Metallica, it's a lot of good stuff.”

    Jack Danger@ 5:29 — References previous day's detailed Metallica rules breakdown coverage

Entities

Jack DangerpersonJoshpersonZachpersonNickpersonCrystalpersonMetallicagameTee'd OffgameDead FliporganizationPapaorganization

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger referenced for legendary one-armed gameplay at Metallica launch party, demonstrating commitment to competitive play despite physical challenges

    high · Jack Danger beat Josh and Zach with one arm. Had a broken elbow.

  • ?

    event_signal: Multi-day Metallica pinball gameplay streaming series (Day 4 documented) with planned grand finale featuring Jack Danger and community players

    high · We'll see you guys tomorrow for the grand finale on Metallica. We'll have you. We'll always have you.

Topics

Metallica pinball gameplay and strategyprimaryTournament rules and venue enforcementsecondaryOne-handed pinball skill challengesprimaryPinball community personalities and anecdotessecondaryArcade venue culture and machine maintenancementioned

Sentiment

positive(0.85)— Casual, friendly gameplay stream with good-natured banter, humor, and camaraderie among players. Celebration of gameplay achievements and community culture.

Transcript

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0:00
I just walked it out of the left out lane. We were just talking about swears and pinball. Swears are fun.
0:08
Watch the Vice documentary. Oh, and Roger. I swear that much. And then Josh is like... And there's a no swear rule. There's a no swear rule at a lot of places. Especially Papa. If they want to pull the trigger and say, you're disqualified for swearing, they will drop that hammer. Yep. What? Oh! My man. The top guy is playing. Oh, nice win, bro. What? What happened? It's both two, dummy. No, we're playing one ball. One ball. So that we're not playing forever. You son of a. It came back. With a million. So I clapped at it, and then it Lazarus back up. Yeah. And you were too far down. And I was like, oh! And we're off. That's the word. It's like, we're here tonight. I hate when I lose. You went all in? Yeah. No. I've won everything. I'm mad. No, you're my man. Awww. Okay, you're right. I'm your man. What are we doing? We say, let's do, I want to do something really quick. One handed. You never won a one handed in a while. That's true. One handed? Oh, cool. There's something trickling up in your hand. Oh, cool. I'm going to do a one handed. One handed. One handed One handed I was thinking like a shot or something at get all aimed for One handed Alright one handed One handed all of us Yeah Everybody plays one handed I'll start this off. Oh my gosh, it's thrashing. What's one handed? Yeah.
1:44
What's one handed? Play one handed. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's great. It teaches you how to make shots.
1:51
Logan Arcadeorganization
Zespiperson
I need to practice on... Wow, you got a skill shot? Trust the ball. Come on. Clean. Whoa, I sort of baby-flipped that one into the trash.
2:13
Let's go! Nope. You son of a... Alright, kill it, bud. Working on the sparky and I had a bad shot. How do I do this? Are you trying to be super? Yeah, how did you do that? You gotta use your knee. So here's what you do.
2:41
Your right hand on the plunger, your left hand on... Oh, it's too sexual for you? No, I'm not saying it's sexual. I'm saying that it's cheating. No, it's not cheating. That's your knee. That's not your hand. Yes that pull it make sure you don danger the machine Okay you ready Alright your target hey I a new thing Get ready Niagara target I not even gonna try that Alright buddy Can I get my knee up there honey
3:09
You don't need to do this. Just put one hand behind your back. Anticipate the ball. It's good to know if he ever loses his arm in an industrial Photoshop accident, he'll still be able to flip.
3:25
An industrial Photoshop? Hey, go watch the Stern video about the Metallica launch party. You'll see Jack Danger with one arm. Don't you do it. Don't you fucking do it.
3:38
Donate to kids. Jack Danger beat Josh and Zach Sharp with one arm. Had a broken elbow. They did not have a good game. They did have a good game. But you had a better one. Yep.
3:53
Manny, you were playing that right. Okay, here we go. I was like, yeah! Yee-haw! Thank you. Ah, next one.
4:25
I'm probably going to go to Logan Arcade. Yeah? I gotta talk to Zespi about covering his machines with dead flip flippers So that the hooligans can see Oh my god the hooligans would be so angry That amazing Zespi contacted me for them too
4:41
Yes. I wish I brought my quarters in. Ah! No! I also want to 3D model a flipper that says, like, you know, F hooligans or something. That'd be amazing.
4:54
Lusigans. Nicely done, buddy. All right, Internet. Thanks for coming. I love you to death. Oh, is it one ball, one pick? It's 7 o'clock, so we're calling it. Nick won.
5:16
I didn't realize that we were still playing. We'll see you guys tomorrow for the grand finale on Metallica. I'm going to highlight a lot of what I talked about yesterday because I pretty much covered all the freaking rules on this game. If you want to go back and look at day three, Metallica, it's got a lot of good stuff.
5:34
No guests lined up for tomorrow, so it's just going to be you, me, and probably Nick. And maybe Crystal. No. Definitely Crystal. We'll have you. We'll always have you.
5:45
All right, kids. Have a good night. I love you. Keep flipping. Diaper stuff. I don't know. Extra butts. Shoes. Was it a cold ride today on the bike? It was freezing.
6:03
It was gnarly cold.