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METALLICA PINBALL INTERNATIONAL BATTLE!

Dead Flip·video·2h 51m·analyzed·Apr 19, 2020
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TL;DR

Deadflip hosts live Metallica pinball tournament with 8 remote competitors and guest commentators.

Summary

Jack Danger (Deadflip) hosts a Metallica pinball tournament featuring 8 competitors streaming from various locations via Zoom, with commentary from Lauren (Backbox Pinball Podcast) and Stephanie (Riptide Pinball Podcast). The event showcases multiple Metallica machines with different configurations (Premium, Pro editions, color DMDs) and demonstrates an emerging trend of distributed pinball streaming across Mac and PC setups during the pandemic isolation period.

Key Claims

  • Metallica is described as a 'perfect pinball machine' where every shot feels good and has perfect rules difficulty

    medium confidence · Scott Ian (Gamma Goat) discussing ownership of Metallica for 3-4 years at Cabin Fever bar

  • Color DMD upgrades significantly enhance Metallica's visual presentation and gameplay experience

    medium confidence · Walt Morris and multiple commentators praising color DMD aesthetics throughout tournament

  • Pinball streaming on Mac requires significant technical work but is achievable

    high confidence · Ben The King and Jon Hey both confirmed streaming on Mac with 2-3 hours of setup work

  • Number of pinball streams has 'quintupled in the last two weeks'

    medium confidence · Jack Danger observation during tournament setup, during COVID isolation period

Notable Quotes

  • “Metallica is one of those games that...it's sort of like a perfect pinball machine. Every shot feels good. The rules are just right. There's a perfect level of difficulty in this thing.”

    Scott Ian (Gamma Goat)@ 0:57 — Endorsement of Metallica as exemplary game design

  • “Color DMD makes this game come to life. It's insane. It looks so freaking good.”

    Walt Morris@ 7:02 — Commentary on aftermarket upgrade impact on player experience

  • “I can't believe this is working. This is amazing. Magic.”

    Jack Danger@ 16:22 — Reaction to successful multi-location Zoom-based tournament broadcast

  • “Metallica is being brutal tonight”

    Jack Danger@ 29:35 — Observation about game difficulty/randomness during tournament

Entities

Jack DangerpersonScott IanpersonLaurenpersonStephaniepersonZach SharpepersonMatthew RichardsonpersonBen The KingpersonWalt MorrispersonFred RichardsonpersonBernie BergpersonKyle Robert T. Smith

Signals

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    community_signal: Cross-podcast collaboration with Backbox Pinball Podcast and Riptide Pinball Podcast commentators in broadcast event

    high · Lauren and Stephanie serving as guest commentators, bringing established podcast followings to Deadflip event

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    event_signal: Deadflip hosting distributed Metallica pinball tournament via Zoom with 8 remote competitors and guest commentators

    high · Tournament bracket, multiple competitor locations, Lauren and Stephanie providing play-by-play commentary

  • $

    market_signal: Metallica remains highly desired and actively played in current market despite being established game

    high · Tournament featuring 8+ machines with various configurations; commentary on high demand; Jack Danger noting audience wanting to acquire one

  • ?

    product_strategy: Color DMD aftermarket upgrades significantly enhancing Metallica visual presentation and player perception

    medium · Walt Morris: 'Color DMD makes this game come to life...does this color DMD make this game pop. It's insane how good that looks'

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Pinball community adapting quickly to remote/distributed play and spectatorship models during pandemic isolation

    medium · Jack Danger: 'number of pinball streams has quintupled in the last two weeks' with multiple new streamers joining event

  • ?

Transcript

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0:00
I've been having problems all day today. 200 million people streaming. Yeah, no kidding. Refresh. It went back live. Yeah, we're good. We're good. So they lost all my witty commentary.
0:16
Hilarious, everyone. Well, we got to hear it. And now moving over to Ian Gamma Goat. How you been, buddy? Oh, I've been great. How long have you owned this Metallica? I'm guessing three years? Yeah, about three or four years.
0:30
That's awesome. I thought you got off route. This is actually in Cabin Fever, Robin's bar. Oh, really? Robin, I sent her an invite to do some commentary tonight. I had her plan to come on, then I told her not to, and then I jerked her around a little bit, so we'll see if she actually shows up.
0:49
But, yeah, awesome. Metallica is one of those games that, as I was trying to explain, I like to say it's sort of like a perfect pinball machine. Every shot feels good. The rules are just right. There's a perfect level of difficulty in this thing. I'm surprised more people don't own it. A lot of people own it, but I'm surprised it isn't in more collections.
1:08
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technology_signal: Emerging capability for distributed multi-location pinball streaming using Zoom, OBS, and Mac/PC capture setups

high · Ben The King and Jon Hey both successfully streamed on Mac with significant setup work; Jack Danger notes number of streams quintupled in 2 weeks

All right, pinballers, what's up? Hey, Jack. How are you doing? The Castlemans. Good to see you. So I forget, how many games are you guys sitting on? We have 14 and a half. And a half. That makes a lot of sense, I guess. What does that mean? Actually, I own a game with a friend of mine. Oh, okay. It was in the storage room. I just assumed it meant it was in pieces or something. Well, that would apply to you, yeah. It is in pieces as well. Rock and roll. All right. Fox City's Pinball. What's up, dude? Good. How are you, Jack? I'm wonderful. Are you ready to kick everyone's butt again? No.
1:49
That's fair. I don't see too many pins behind you. Is this in a special room somewhere? No, there's actually four in this room, and then there's a bunch in two other rooms in the back here. Heck yeah. Spread them out.
2:05
Ben King, what's up, dude? How are you? Good, good. You? I'm great. So Ben here is one of our streamers who are streaming on a Mac, and it is difficult to make this happen on a Macintosh, but it is doable. Yeah, three hours of work, but yeah, we got it. He got it down, and I'm proud of you, buddy. Thank you.
2:29
All right, Jake Scott, sipping on something. Hey, hey. At Whiskey, of course. Whiskey, my dude. Wait, you're also streaming on a Mac? Yeah. Yeah, cool. So there we go. It's not impossible. It's just a lot of work. It took a while to do. It is a lot of work, yeah, no doubt.
2:47
How often do you stream, my dude? Maybe twice a week. It literally started about two weeks ago. Oh, great. Pure boredom and seeing if I could cobble together a streaming rig. I mean, that's what's so great about this, is like the number of pinball streams has like quintupled in the last two weeks. Yeah, I love it. All right, Bernie Berg, what's up, buddy? Hey, Jack. That is a sexy-looking mic in front of you. What is that? Yeah, I cobbled together this rig with stuff I have sitting around, and I have a bunch of recording equipment. So you don't normally stream. or is this just something you threw together? I threw this together just for this. Oh, let's go. I only have two machines, and one of them is a Metallica, so I'm glad I was able to throw this together. Let's keep streaming so we'll see how it goes. Hell, yeah. What's your other game? A Firepower. So if you ever do old solid states.
3:38
I mean, it's not out of the question. I think next week we're going to try to go even older and not stern. I'm thinking Attack for Mars, which I know a lot of people have. So that will be good. Yeah, yeah. I'm seeing thumbs up there. Awesome.
3:53
All right. Pinballer. What's up, buddy? What's up? How you doing, dude? So, Pinballer, you may have to turn me way down.
4:07
Oh, are we getting feedback? Like crazy feedback. Got you. That's the only way we can hear you. I think everyone's using speakers, and it does a pretty good job, but you must have those things cranked. So, I can't hear myself anymore, which is good. It's like listening to a first-time caller on sports radio. It's like listening to a first-time caller on streaming. Listening to themselves on the radio? Heck yeah. Right on. Fred is a good buddy and just always around doing rad things. How many games you got located over there? Well, we're in Columbia, South Carolina. We've got kind of like a group of friends, and we've got like 22, 24 machines. in about four or five different locations. Dope. Hell yeah. And this was over at David Kyle's place. Oh, rock and roll. His games in the bracket. There's a mystic there that you can't see. Ooh.
5:01
Yeah. Hell yeah, brother. All right, moving on to what's up, a bar, a game bar. What's up, Jack? Good to see you, dude. Yeah, good to see you, man. Yeah, how you been? Not too bad, just hanging in there. It's just doing the whole work from home thing for a while and just watching a lot of TV, watching a lot of movies. My man, no doubt. So are you at a bar right now? Yeah, I literally live like a minute walk from here. Whoa, lucky. Yeah, so it's basically like getting outside and taking a walk from me. That's dope, dude. So how many pins are at a bar? I think there's, what, 22 on the floor and then another 12 or so in the back room. Okay. Yeah. That's a lot of pins. and a good selection of arcade games behind you as well, it looks like. Yeah, we've got a nice track and field, TMNT, a Neo Geo with Windjammers. Yeah, baby. It's got everything. Rock and roll, dude. All right, moving on to my boy, Zach Walloons. What's up, buddy? Not too much, man. You might have to turn your microphone up just a little bit. Oh, how about, is that better? Oh, yeah, eat the mic. That actually sounds better. Eat the mic, ah-ah-ah. Oh, Jesus.
6:11
Ah-ah-ah. Yeah, happy to be here, man. Rock and roll. Are we in, like, a bathroom? What is the background here? That's my entryway. Oh, I like it. Oh, sorry. I thought I saw a thing in a mirror. That's just a cool thing. You guys look a little like that. I'm not sure. Oh, yeah. Really cool. Oh, yeah, dude. Well, thanks for joining in again. Thanks for joining in again. Yeah, of course. Walt Morose, what's up, buddy? Hey, Jack. How are you doing? I'm here.
6:40
Me too. Hardly left. So, Metallica, do you have any other games on top of Metallica? I have 12 down here right now, but two are leaving. I just haven't been able to get them to their new buyer.
6:51
Ooh, selling games off. My man. And you got that color DMD cranking, too. Yeah. My friend Dino put that one in for me, so I really like it. Like, no disrespect to people that don't have it, but man, does this color DMD make this game come to life? It's insane. It looks so freaking good.
7:07
But they are expensive. Yeah, for sure. Heck yeah. And then, I've been to Go, so it's not so bad. Oh, rock and roll. Then we got Matthew Richardson, who just joined. Yes, I just joined. Just woke up.
7:21
How are you feeling about tonight? I feel good. Thanks for having me. I appreciate it. No, thanks for being here, dude. I can only assume because you just woke up, you're going to be smart as a whip, killing all those shots, shutting all these dudes down.
7:38
So, wait, Matthew, do you stream often? I try to, but I don't feel like it. Yeah, that's fair. Listen, I got to drag my butt out of bed sometimes to do the show. I love what I do, but, man, setting this stuff up sometimes. All right. Well, so that's everybody, Internet. I'm going to also introduce our two commentators. We got Lauren on the line. How you doing, guys? Hey. Hey, hey.
8:07
Wait, is it two people on one microphone? Wait. Wait, who? I'm sorry, Lauren, who else? Oh, Stephanie. I'm sorry. I didn't see her name in the list. I thought you were both in the same room on the same mic. No, no, no. We're on separate mics because Stephanie is where she lives and I am where I live. Fantastic. Yeah, it would be kind of difficult.
8:28
So, Lauren is the host of the Backbox Pinball Podcast. You may have heard that. They do a lot of dope interviews. Stephanie, can you tell me a little bit about yourself?
8:40
Yeah, I'm the co-host of the Riptide Pinball Podcast. Oh, yeah, okay. I'm sorry. When I don't have a face, I do apologize. But continue. That's okay. Continue, please.
8:53
I stream very occasionally because I have two games, one of which is working right now. And I play around the New York area. Close to the city, not quite. My main location, I keep wanting to say alma mater, is Rock Fantasy in Middletown. Ooh, I've always wanted to go there. Which PSA? It's trippy looking. Oh, my God, it's great. He has a whole room now because he just moved a couple months ago. They painted the back hallway in blacklight paint, and the games are all lit up with UV. It is wild back there right now. That's dope. That is dope. I'm stoked. Well, so, folks, what's happening is we're going to be having folks battle head-to-head. I have a special layout that people at home are going to be able to see, but Lauren and Stephanie are just going to see the two players side-by-side to do commentary on. They are going to be doing the play-by-play and the call-out and the color and whatever else needs to happen. And if you need me to step in at any point, I just want to, like, give you the floor if that's okay. Lauren, Stephanie? Yep, sounds good. Cool. So I think we're just going to kick this off. Just so you know, everyone's mic is going to be hot during this. Unless I'm hearing some crazy echo, then I'm going to mute your ass.
10:14
So it's not that I'm encouraging you, but if you've got some shit talk to drop, you know, do your thing. So let's show you the bracket really quick, folks at home. We're going to start off with Jake Scott versus Bernie Berg. Then it's going to be Gamma Goat versus Walt, Pinballers versus Zach Walloons, Ben King versus Pinballer, Kyle Smith versus Matthew Richardson, Fox Cities versus Abari Game Bar. All right. So I think we jump right into this. Let me hit a, oh, geez. So here's how this needs to work. everyone who's streaming right now to us, on your Zoom, there will be a camera button that I'm going to need your cooperation to turn off and turn on yourself, okay? If that's cool. It's literally just hit the camera button for stop video, and then you can hit it again to come back. So if everyone can hit stop video for me really quick, don't exit the meeting, just hit stop video.
11:19
Jack, are extra balls turned off? Extra balls should be turned off, yeah. Okay, thank you. Okay, so now everyone should just be seeing my big, stupid, dumb face. Okay.
11:31
It's beautiful. Oh, thanks, bud. I appreciate it. Okay, so our first competitors, I need Jake Scott and Bernie Berg to turn their cameras back on.
11:42
There's Bernie Berg. There's Jake Scott. Ooh, this is – I hope this works because let me hide my face. So stop video. All right, folks. So if I switch over to head-to-head, this should magically look beautiful. Oh, my dear, sweet baby Jesus, it looks incredible.
12:01
This actually looks pretty good. So probe speed is looking a little mungy, but I think that might clean itself up.
12:11
Let's see if there's something I could do on my end here really quick. If I got any crap open I don't need, like Skype, which is open for some stupid reason.
12:21
That looks great. Let's see. Man, I got to say, Probe, your stream looks trippy as hell, dude, but I can still tell what's going on.
12:32
It's probably not your fault. It's probably the – I have so many people connecting to me. By doing this, I'm trying to, like, mitigate how much data is being used. Like, Bernie, yours looks perfect. It looks clean as hell.
12:48
All right. So we're going to have you play three balls. You're welcome to just – I'm going to count you down, all right, and then I'm going to let Lauren and Stephanie take over on the play-by-play. Lauren and Stephanie, can you see what's going on? I can see it via Twitch, not Zoom, but I'm good. You can't see it on Zoom? No. Oh. It doesn't show it side-by-side. I see everybody. You should be able to – so in your Zoom – Do I need to change my speaker view? Yeah. Go to gallery view. Got it.
13:16
I got it. Are we good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're good. Hell yeah. Lauren, you're good? I'm good. Hell yeah. This is going to be great. All right. Bernie Berg, Jake Scott, can you hit start to put a ball in the plunger lane for me? This is just play three balls, highest score.
13:35
And by all means, if you need to talk trash. Dude, probe. I can't believe you animated that background, bro. I've got some extra time on my hands I love it If you have any tips while I'm playing, speak up I love it And folks, you're going to see a little bit You're going to be seeing a little bit of weirdness Coming in from Probes Just because he's using a Mac and he has to capture a screen So it's not pixel perfect Like the other OBSs, but it is what it is Alright gentlemen, so get ready to plunge In 3, 2, 1 Go And they're off All right, very nice.
14:14
So, Lauren. Yes, ma'am. Thank you for being here, by the way. I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. Is this or breaking my isolation get pizza? So, this is a socially responsible choice, right? Nice! Why not do both?
14:31
Because by the time this is over, the pizza place will be closed. Oh. But maybe I'll do it later. When Metallica Metallica's. So just a little pointer. I am hearing someone echoing pretty bad, and I'm not sure who it is.
14:49
It's all good. Keep going. Okay. Let us know if it keeps happening. Jeez. Yeah, no, I'm only listening to what's on Zoom right now. Okay, yeah, good, because that's real time. Twitch is 30 seconds behind.
15:06
Let's see. Score is keeping pretty close right now, which we got going for Grave on the left. And on the right, we got one hell of a game. Had to be done. Yeah, it did, it did. You saved it.
15:28
Well, I'm already done, guys. I had a terrible game. Oh, no. You had Metallica be like that sometimes. Yeah, the dot lane got me. Bernie ending at about $4 million. We'll see what Probe's able to catch up to here. And it looks like Probe has already won it. Oh, wow. Drain it? So go ahead and drain it. Yeah, we'll just move on from there.
15:54
All right. So that went to Jake. Well done, Jake. Tough luck, Bernie, man. Yeah. Metallica's like that to everyone, as you know. All right, so how this is going to work now is I need Gamma Goat and Walt Morris to turn on their cameras, and I need Jake and Bernie to turn theirs off. Got it.
16:21
All right, how does that look? I can't believe this is working. This is amazing. Magic. I need to borrow this, Jack. Yeah, absolutely.
16:33
It's yours. I might clean this up a little bit because it still does look a little busy. I can't believe this is working.
16:41
Yeah, I'm hearing an echo from somebody. Yeah, someone's got the Twitch feed open.
16:48
Turn your desktop mics off. All right, Walt and GammaGoat, if you want to put a ball in the shooter lane, please. All right, good luck, Walt and Ian.
16:57
And Lauren, if you want to count them down. All right, in three, two, one. Go. Okay. Does he look like shit?
17:09
All right. Gamma Goat is going straight. Oh, he's going for Sparky. He just glanced off the coffin, as you do. Is the stream up there? It could be. Ooh. And the ramp is not there for you. That was rough, Walt. Yeah. Yeah, if you don't make that ramp, it's the...
17:37
You're a dead man walking. Plus, it's in the sky door. Nice, double danger for that. Nice. War on orbit. I don't know, Walt. The other day I was playing Matthew. We were playing head-to-head on my stream. He crushed me every challenge, basically, so...
18:01
Is she watching? Gemma gets a mystery. Nice day, Walt. Let's slow this down. Can you control the ball there, Walt? I have time for Sparky to start glitching. Oh, yeah. There we go.
18:18
That's the sound you want to hear. Ooh, and the ball just... Oh! That's a budget stream. All right. That was a rough loss, Walt. I've got a ball left still. Yeah, no, no. Oh, yeah, you mean the ball.
18:34
Yeah, I meant the basketball. I was stealing it for you. Thanks. Oh, Lauren, I've heard, I remember in one of the podcasts, one commentator would focus on one person and the other would focus on the other. Do you want to try that? Yeah, I've been focusing on Walt since I heard you talk about Ian. Okay, I'll focus on Ian. Got it. Double danger on a ball save. Yeah, that was not okay. Oh, straight down the middle. You might not say it again.
19:06
I think that's a win for GammaGoat right there. How can Doc be a nice tonight to anyone? If he does get it.
19:19
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Unskippable animations. I don't know. Unskippable animations. That was rough, Walt. I'm sorry about that. 2.8 on good? That's pinball. That is pinball. That was pinball in its purest form because I felt that deep inside when I saw goat. I was like, no.
19:37
All right. Well, Walt, good job. Gamma goat, well done. We're moving on to our next competitors. If you guys want to kill your cameras, we're going to move on to pinballers. And, Zach, if you could turn your cameras on, please. Oh, there they are.
19:58
We'll cut over to my face while we're waiting for Zach to turn his cameras on there. There he is. Mardude. Looking good. All right, Lauren, do you want left or right? I will take left. Okay, I'll take right. All right, sounds good.
20:16
Teamwork makes the dream work. Woo-hoo. Oh, I like that green lighting on the right ramp. That is pretty hot.
20:23
Well, yeah, count them down. Do your thing. Go ahead, Stephanie. Okay. Three, two, one, start. Fantastic, you guys. All right. Nice super skill on the right.
20:42
Ooh, nice backhand of the ramp. Come here. That's a dangerous hand in the ball. It's very sensitive. Come here.
20:53
The mic is very sensitive. Zach, your game is just so freaking good. I love the lighting on your freaking game, dude. It's insane.
21:01
Yeah, it's one of the prettier Metallicas I've seen, and Metallica is a very pretty game. People in chat are saying, who is whispering?
21:10
Yeah. Oh, nice save. Again. Golf club. Ten ballers. So on the right, is that a premium? Oh, danger. It looks like it's a premium because the coffin has... There's a Sparky right there. I have a premium. That was rough. Ball one. Lost out. Lost outlaying. Ooh, Sparky's ready. And you're still shot. Very nice. That's delicious, Color DMD.
21:42
Yeah, Color DMD makes this game pop. It's insane how good that looks. Oh, straight down the middle. All right, we got ball three.
21:52
Tyler's just so mean. Pinballers got the two-way combo. Starts the game on fake. Slow it down. Zach was close to his first coffin lock. I don't know if you got him stackable here, but one at least is qualified.
22:15
Got the hurry up. Looks like very nice pinballers. Or is that for the scale? Very, very nice. That's not Metallica. What the hell am I hearing? It's not, but we got multiball here with pinballers.
22:35
Sounded a lot like Dig Dug. It was actually Whitewater, sorry. Metallica Water. What? All right, we got multiball action going on right here. We've got Snuff on Snake.
22:51
I notice the scores are about even. Yeah, they are. So we've got two balls, I believe, in multiball right now.
23:00
Trapping up. Oh, we have, I believe there are three. The stream does not like strobing lights. It does not.
23:10
It wouldn't. Oh, and we've got a very close pinball. We're trapping up, and the grave took two balls on multiball. trying to get that right orbit.
23:23
Zach's getting close to conk it up. Lost the ball. Multi-ball ended. Nice score though. 16 mil. Ooh, that was a nice notch.
23:33
For people asking in chat, the only rules we've applied to these games is just turn extra balls off. I really don't care about any other settings because this isn't really for anything. This being the third time we've done this, it's really still in the testing phase, especially getting guest commentators in here to make sure everything works. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh, putting the belt holes. Nice.
24:01
Oh, nice catch. Alright, so we're basically in the multi-ball versus crank it up. Nice save. Multi-ball until you get to crank it up. We'll see.
24:13
Up the ramp. This is Very nice Metallica playing right now from Ben Ballers. Nice save again. Good ball save is on.
24:35
Take it up his lip. Nice. That's a snap. Ben Ballers is owning it. Oh, Aljoo left Alayne again. Oh, man. That was a nice ball, though. Really nice ball from pinballers.
25:00
45.3 million. Rounding up a little bit for pinballers. And he makes that ramp after a couple of shots of the ball trying to get away from him. All right, 45 million's your goal. You got this.
25:17
clocked on. Crank it up as lit. Ooh. Get to the orbit. Damn you, Borg. Oh, no! Oh, no. Okay. That's too dangerous if I ever call correctly, or was that the last ball? No.
25:37
Oh! Tim Baller, you got it. Carter, good job, buddy. Nice work. Thank you. Those were two good balls.
25:47
Carter, that was an amazing game, especially that third ball. Way to go again. Way to go, man. Zach, sorry, my dude. That's all right. I blew my sparky there, so that's the way it goes. It's all good. And you had it set up. All right, gentlemen, if you could turn your cameras off, we're going to move on to Ben King and Pinballer.
26:06
Hey, you were on it, Ben. Damn. I had nothing else to do. Okay. That's fair. And there he is. All right. Lauren, same setup. You left me, right? Yeah, I got Ben. Okay. I'm Chief Fred Richardson.
26:26
Good luck, Ben. Who's the audience? Hold on. I'm going to go ahead and blame Fred. It was Fred. I muted him. All right, guys. Fred, can you turn your game down like a whole lot?
26:51
Turn the game on like entirely. Thank you. Love you. Thanks, guys. Love you. You look great. You're doing great. All right, guys. Ready to count it down? Let's go. All right. Three, two, one. Let her rip.
27:07
Go. All right. No fair. Fred can't hear us. Guts. He got a super kill shot on his head. Will he be able to adjust without hearing the game? You know, listen, he's listening to Toxic by Britney Spears right now to get in the zone.
27:27
As you do. He listens to headphones when he plays. Oh, rough first ball, Ben. That was rough. Typical first ball. Yeah. Metallica.
27:40
Fred's still going. On his ball one. It's a mystery. And there goes ball two. Oh, my gosh. Oh, ball save. Oh, nice. Ball save on ball two. Ooh.
27:53
And the borging happened. Yep, the borging. Got the mystery. Half mil. Very nice. You got borg. Borg to 3,000. The borging. Revenge of 2.
28:09
Ooh, those moves can be scary. Out the out lane on ball 2. Alright, Ben's up on ball number 3 with 1.8.
28:23
We've got 1.5 over here. Ooh, got a little cute with the flippers, but was able to dig himself out. Whoa! Making good saves. Oh, my gosh. Can somebody confirm if Fred has a cell phone in his game?
28:40
I'm going to need a picture of the inside of that cabinet, please. I'm giving you a heart emoji right now, Ben, because that was rough.
28:47
He's dragging that thing around the room. All right. 2.876 mil for Ben. All right. Let's see if Fred can pull it out. 2.876 mil? I would imagine so. Yeah. I don't know. It's metallic, though. There it is. All right. Fred takes it.
29:06
Lauren, you are very popular with everybody's ears. Everyone's like, oh, my gosh, is that Lauren? Oh, hi, guys. I'm sorry. I'm paying attention to the Zoom, but I want you guys to know, love to everybody in the chat.
29:21
All right. Can I get Kyle Smith and Matthew Richardson? I will get rid of Fred. There, I got rid of him for you. Yeah, that was rough then, and congratulations, Fred.
29:35
Metallica is being brutal tonight. I was like, damn. That's why we love it. I know. I'm going to need verification that he has a tailpipe in that machine.
29:44
And that it's not surrounded by electrical tape. To be fair, I did see a couple of dangers there, but. Uh-huh. Yeah, stop sticking up for him, buddy. Okay. Hey, I never would. Attempts were made. I never would. All right. I love you guys. All right. Looks like you're both ready to go.
30:03
Why don't you put a ball in the shooter lane for us? All right, Matthew, everybody, Kyle, good luck. All right, count it down. Three, two, one, go.
30:21
Looks like Kyle has the Penn Stadiums on his game. Yeah. And, Matthew, I think you've got some nice lighting kit. Do you have 10 stadiums as well? Because this looks amazing. Yes. The Fusions. I actually got to meet Matthew and his dad at Flippers in the Outer Banks. Oh, nice. In Texas? Rough dirt. No, in the Outer Banks, North Carolina. Oh, that's what I said. Matthew is on vaulting. I closed him up at Texas. Do you want me to take over Kyle, Lauren? Yeah. Okay.
30:54
We got 3.3 going for the Super. Ooh, nice catch. True. Metallica's only brutal if people are watching you play. Oh, dude, Matthew, that was rough. Ooh. Matthew, where's all that stuff you're doing on my stream?
31:10
What about the Rams? You know what? You've still got one more ball, man. All about Sparky. Oh, what a nice day, though. That was a great shake.
31:27
God. Looks like Kyle is... Oh, wow, nice save just before it rolls off. Looks like Kyle was either going for picks or grave markers. I'm assuming grave markers.
31:41
Matthew's going into multi-ball. Yeah, we'll go for grave markers. Yeah, I didn't know if you had some kind of, like, magical blackened strategy that none of us knew.
31:52
Just a quick note for everyone watching in chat. How does everything look and sound? Are we good? Is everything all right? Let me know in chat, please.
32:04
All right, Matthew's lighting it up in Sparky Multi-Ball. Or Electric Chair Multi-Ball, excuse me. Sparky, Electric Chair, same guy now.
32:14
Ooh. Snake just went, nah. Matthew's making me want to get these fusions, man. That light show is killing my stream. I know, it's the best light show ever.
32:28
Kyle is... Ooh, nice thing. He takes the danger, but he stays down. He stays down. He tilts out just with Sparky ready, of course. You have over 7.3. And we have 13.1. All right. Well done, Matthew. Nice job, Matthew. Thank you. And this is probably one of the most beautiful Metallica machines I've ever seen. Thank you very much.
32:59
All right, so that goes to Matthew. Well done. See, this tournament is moving way faster than the last one. Yeah, this is great. This just reminds me how much I want a Metallica. Right? I want a Metallica. It is a great game. It is an amazing game. All right, can we get Fox Cities and a Bari Game Bar, please? Yeah. Lee, head over there. Adam, Spacey, Tracy, wrong Stephanie. I didn't fall asleep this time like last time. Listen, I'm sorry, bro. I didn't realize that tournament was going to take freaking four hours. Just kidding, Jack. There's only 22 back-to-back games of pinball.
33:35
My game volume is not too loud, is it? You sound great. Okay, excellent. You also look great. Well, thank you. You both look great. The shirt is like, you look like the brawny guy right now. You do look very paper towel. The lumberjack aesthetic is... I got the quarantine beard going on. I just got to rock the style. What's that term, lumber sexual, that I've heard? Lumber sexual.
34:02
The names are not flipped. The arrows I thought would make sense with the face and then it's pointing at the name. Just whatever, guys. Forget about it. I tried something. It didn't work. Again, that's why I leave your tests. Okay. Ladies, if you want to count them down. Wait a second. What is this free 25,030 points you got over here? Oh, shit. Let me reset. I can reset it if I need to. You know what? Hold it. Hold on. I'm willing to forgive this unless you win by that amount.
34:32
We can deduct it from my score. All right, got it. All right, count them down, please. All right, Stephanie, go ahead. Okay.
34:39
Three minus 25,030. One minus 25,030. Go. That didn't work out. Do you want left or right? I'll take up Fox Cities. Okay.
34:56
Grave. For a minute, I thought someone got Grave, and I was like, what? Oh, sorry. Oh, no. That was a big move. Yeah. Oh, nice.
35:09
Jack, are you James Hetfield? I'm sorry, what? Tall enough today. Is he tall? Hetfield? Oh, yeah. Nice shot right there. You've got to say, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
35:26
Internet, should we get Macho Pinball to come in and do commentary for one game? Yes. I got boards. Oh, that was rough. We've got the backhand trees.
35:40
We're getting a lot of hard yeses and hard noses in chat, so I think we're just going to skip it. Macho is a divisive figure, man.
35:48
What you have to do is you have to get someone else to do the voice of someone else in wrestling. I couldn't tell you who. Wrestling is not my forte. Pinball is. Get Ron to do his macho, or his Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan would be really good. Levy. Oh, my. Are you kidding? We're on ball three. Super skill shot. Very nice, Fox Cities. Thank you. All right. Avari has all thrown it down. I can get the snake.
36:17
Nice air defense. Yeah, Emoto's actually macho, and she does a great macho. Oh, yeah. All right, we got electric chair multi-ball started.
36:33
There it is. Nice, a 2X. We're busting up some grave markers. Woo-hoo! Getting some balls back there. It seems like the lightning from Sparky is coming over and busting up the grave markers.
36:55
I got two hanging up there now. There we go. Gotta hurry up. Oh, come on. He's got the triple duckie.
37:03
The triple duckie. I think your magic's a little too strong. That's amazing. Don't do it. Really nice multiball going on. Really.
37:15
It's so good. I don't think I've ever done that before, actually. Well, this is a... Oh, I hear it now. Oh, come on.
37:26
Triple magnet frame. Oh, nice. I think on the next one I'm going to give it a shake. I think I have much... If you open the coin really quickly, it'll drop it.
37:36
Can you reach up? There we go. Oh, nailed it. Well done. Tapped up those two balls. We're still working the multiball here. And it's suddenly mayhem. Thanks, Borg. Is it Borg's fault that Magnet You know what I'm going to have him tune in So we can like make fun of him while we're doing that That'd be awesome I'm going to text him real quick We are over 24 minutes Come on snake Oh I messed that up The snake is not hungry and he told you You got to force feed him Oh, no. You got to tell me, what's he at? What's he at? He's at 26.4 million. We just ended our multi-ball.
38:23
But he's on ball three. Oh, all right. What are you guys on? Two. I'm on ball two. We're just starting two. Okay.
38:32
Don't pay attention to them. You got this. Nice catch. Bring. We. Avari, what kind of Metallica is this? Is this a premium? An LE? It's a pro That's what I said Looks great You can see the giant hammer Right, I was missing the hammer It's just something about your lighting and everything It just looks so fancy This one, for whatever reason Without any light on it It looks fantastic There we go I mean, it has all the color inserts So that could help Got one ball locked And I think the, I'm not sure if the tech here or not actually put in some additional play field lighting on it or not. Something's going on there, dude. It's pretty.
39:18
It's Berkeley. Wait, Fox Cities, I see a big hammer on your side. Yeah. Okay. He has a pro, just like putting a big hammer. He just wanted to confirm it real quick, and that was it.
39:31
There is, in fact. You are corrupt, sir. Crank it up is lit. Woo! I feel like I'm the cut guy in a corner, man. I love this announcing just for one person. I got you, man. I got you. You should be rubbing shoulders and throwing water bottles in their face. I can't get people down. Yeah, right. You got this, buddy. You got it.
39:55
Ball three, we're at $42 million. Nice little save right there. All right. Ball two, we're at not that.
40:02
But we are in multi-ball. Ooh, that was nice. Delicate execution. Get control of the ball is really nice. Oh, there it is. And the snake finally eats a ball. We are in fade to black mode right now.
40:20
All right. He's got crank it up his lid on our side. On our side? I like it. Well, I mean, I've got the corner and I've got the corner. I don't know what you nerds are doing over there, but we got crank it up. Yeah. Do Fox City. Oh, Fox City. The chair. Chair it up. It destroys his Metallica. Ah, shit. I felt like I was in the ring with you. You know, the chair was mine. I, as the manager, will have to run in and try to, like, break it up. So, but good game, Fox Cities. Thank you.
40:53
What did he end with? What did you end with? 62 million. There you go. Okay, so. Barra's got to about triple that. Ooh, nice. save and that gets him a ramp too. By the way, Ben King, Delaware, Jake Scott, Ken Kemp, Kyle Smith, all you guys, you don't have to have your microphones muted if you don't want to. You're welcome to join in and talk trash with everyone else here. Or encouraging words. You ended up with 60 and some change?
41:22
62. 62 and like 30,000. 500 million, just give up. I muted mine because as badly these I played, I figured I didn't have any room to talk trash. Oh, no. Oh.
41:39
You can still talk trash. Yeah, totally. That's honestly the best position to talk trash from is when you know you're at the bottom because it's like, you know, you're fully aware. My back's against the wall. It can hurt you now. I'm playing with house money right now.
41:55
Don't let them down. For whom the bell tolls. Avari will never let you back in. God damn it. Is there anybody in your house I can pay to shake the game?
42:10
Cue drunk people. Almost a little Borg-y there. Yeah. Just a little. It was close. It was Borgalicious.
42:24
Nothing like spitting out some missiles. Yeah, the animations on this game are incredible. I know, right? Yeah. Like the personification of the war plane? I don't know what mode it is where they show, like when you start it, it shows all the band members and they rip their faces off. What is that mode? Blackened. Blackened? Yeah. Dude, I freaking lost it the first time I saw that. It's incredible looking.
42:50
It like he got a bunch of chewing tobacco Board senses are tingling yes He is making up crowns in a hurry Yeah I was going to say this is a lot of talk Oh, no, I missed. You say it, and I miss. Yeah.
43:04
Ye olde jinx. He's playing wonderful. You're doing great, man. You're doing great. Oh, my God, I can't. Now I will never hit this.
43:14
There it is. First, you don't succeed. 47. I got to. To get to the points. Get close. I don't think it's going to get me there, but at least it'll get me close. You damn close.
43:28
29. Oh, I think I got it. Even with the 25,000 extra, I think I got it. Yes, that's a win. Nice job. Well done, Avari. Well done, dude.
43:40
Great climb out of that hole. Thank you. Man, Fox Cities, I thought we had it. I know. Hey. I had a deep phone you after last week, man. You let me down.
43:52
All right. Let me switch over back to the bracket. All right. Up next, if you gentlemen can kill your cameras, that would be beautiful.
44:01
Delaware Pinball versus Jake Scott. There he is. Man, your camera's so crazy looking. I don't understand. Man, it's crazy looking. I'm going to have to pull up the feed because I don't know what you're talking about. It looks like an impressionist's painting of what a pinball machine would look like. What? Oh, wow, yeah, the saturation is... Not even that. You're not seeing, like, everything swirly looking?
44:32
A little bit, like, towards the top of, like, the top part of the play field. Yeah, it's a... That is weird. Whatever. I could see the flippers and the DMD. That's all that matters. Okay. What is the aspect ratio?
44:48
May I ask why Mike got a bye? That's a great question. Wait, who the hell is Mike? No, we're pinball. Sorry. No, he didn't get a bye. He won. I didn't. No, I didn't explain it. It was an odd number of people.
45:07
Pinballer? Ooh, no, we're pinball. Uh-oh. So, OBS, don't update. Ah, yeah, don't do that. No, no. Don't do it. Get it.
45:19
I don't know. Everyone's names are in. They just did a thing. It's all random. I got to drink a drink. That was good. Mar, dude. Well, it looks like you need to get another one.
45:30
Yeah, do I have time? Listen, if you want to run and pour yourself something, we can just shoot the shit for
45:41
Oh, you're welcome. This was super fun. Yeah, good. Yeah, glad to watch some good Talica. I'm glad you're not doing a loser's bracket. Whoa, what did you call me?
45:50
You heard me. You freaking loser. There is not, but maybe we should do one. I just want to blow through this so we can start doing stuff where everyone's playing at one time.
46:02
Like the closest twos and the timed runs and all that fun stuff. Oh, that's fun. Oh, that is super fun. because with what we're doing here, even though this is moving faster, we still have people that are just sort of like sitting on their hands right now, and that isn't super fun for them.
46:20
But once we get this tournament thing down, we could have real tournaments. You know, you can't really regulate it too much, but hopefully, I'm hoping in about two weeks, we're going to have a real tournament, and I will send some freaking trophies or something out. Maybe I'll steal some shit from Stern and give it away. Deadfoot streaming tournament nobody's doing anything like this I think it's awesome I appreciate it I'll be really up front it's not fun setting this up when Monday drops I'm already dreading Friday I gotta the setup is different for literally every single person if you're on a Mac a PC What kind of PC? What kind of... It just... It's insane how different it is for everybody. So, anyway, let's get back to the frickin' action. Did you put yourself a white Russian? What is that? That is a gin and tonic, my friend. How do you confuse a gin and tonic with a white Russian? It looks like milk. It might be very bright.
47:26
It looks like milk. It does look like milk. It's probably glowing with the rain. I'm the dude here. Probe the streets. Delaware pinball, are you ready to throw down? Let's do it. You both privately messaged me talking shit about the other player, and I'm ready for this. You weren't supposed to say that. Come on. All right, Lauren, you want left or you want right?
47:51
I'll take left. Is that Delaware? That's Delaware. I think Delaware. Okay, I'll take Jake. You may not have the same view. Go ahead and count them down. I think our views are different. Yeah, because I think what you have is opposite of what I have, somehow. Yeah. We'll just call it out. It's Coop.
48:10
I have the impressionist painting, apparently. Yes, you have the impressionist painting and I got the milky gin and tonic. Is it just my playfield that looks like that? No, I think it's your entire... Because your DMD camera has a bit of a swirl.
48:28
That's wild. It looks like a painting. I love it. That's the Dirty Donnie Drunk Edition. Triple D. All right, guys. Are you ready? Someone says it's the Max Green Cap. All right. Ready? Three, two, one, go.
48:47
Someone took the brown acid. Yes, that's what's happening. Super, super. I'll say. Very nice. Cough and hurry up. It's already ready.
49:01
Brown acid. So, is it like the super special Wonka chocolate? Everyone in chat, thank you for watching. I do appreciate you being here every week while we figure this out. Again, your commentators are Lauren and Stephanie from Backbox Pinball Podcast and Riptide Podcast. Is it Riptide Pinball Podcast? Yes. Okay, Riptide Pinball Podcast and Backbox Pinball Podcast. You should go check those out. They will be doing all your commentary for this evening or until they just get tired of talking about pinball. I never get tired. Good. You're hired. also very nice we got multi-ball action already they shared screen on Mac because getting this set up is black magic oh definitely for Macintosh it is you have to sacrifice actual human blood yeah it's like you know sometimes with black magic you just have to have part of you turn into a toad there's nothing you can do about it that's why you can't see probe's legs right now yeah He doesn't have any anymore. No. He fried them up for dinner.
50:11
Oh, no. No, no. I got a chair if you need it. Yeah, we're going to have to run out that chair. All right. We got two more balls.
50:29
All right. So it looks like Delaware's a little ahead. Damn, I want a Metallica. All saves. Woo-hoo!
50:35
Oh, yeah! All saves. The backstage pass is a pinball. Very nice. That was a surprisingly kind left-ramp reject feed. Yeah, that was a surprise myself. Nice save. I guess because you almost had it, but it's still half the time it decides to go deaf. No danger. Oh, that was unfortunate. Oh, boy. and probe starts Sparky.
51:05
The impression is Peter Pimbal didn't see any serious acid drip. I'm liking it. going into ball three.
51:14
Super skill shot very nice. But is Sparky screaming? Yeah, Emoto's right. There was an app called Prison that came out that used to do that to your photos and this dude's getting it for free.
51:27
That feel when you accidentally an expensive app for free. You done it. Oh, no! No! Ugh. Was that ball free? I'm such a bitch. Damn it. I'm so mad.
51:42
I'm mad for you. 12.3 is the score to beat. It was a 1.6 jackpot. That's a good sign. We tried. A lot of good jackpots. Let's see what we got. Oh, 23.
51:58
Yeah, I think you got it. Ooh, Sparky bit his tongue off. I've never seen that animation before. Back to my white Russian. My man. White Russian and tonic. And more gin. Right. My white tonic. What? A lot more gin. Yeah.
52:23
More gin, less tonic. I'll raise a glass to you my friend anyway it does look like probe took it way to go probe nice job hey good game so Jake takes it my dude alright if you guys wanna kill your video please ok so next is gamma goat and pinballers.
52:56
Oh, they must be following the bracket. They were up before I even spoke. Wow. Why do you keep putting me against Canadians? You want to fight?
53:05
Canadians take each other out. It's a plan, you see. I'm sad. We'll have them fight it out. We're here sipping maple syrup, but, you know, down here in America. I love maple syrup. I know, we do. It's the best. I had maple syrup braised tofu today. What? Braised? What do you mean braised? I just marinated the tofu. Well, marinated tofu. Oh, okay. That sounds amazing. I probably could braise it, but I would also probably burn the sugar. I had to, like, rant out one of my, you know, teammates because he was putting log cabin all over his pancakes. I'm like, what are you doing? Do they not have real maple syrup at the store? It says syrup on the bottle. um all right like real canadian makers you're just you're ruined for everything yeah no doubt all right uh ladies if you want to count them down all right three two one go all right the chat has money on pinballers who's got ian's back come on folks i've got money on pinballers.
54:11
That's not how this works. Lauren, do you have eyes on pinballers or gamma? Gamma. Okay. Alright, come on, Ian. Carter's a much better player than I am.
54:23
Carter, I need you to say something really nice about Ian right now. Not true. He's better than I am. Yeah! See, there you go. Now you're tied. Good luck, everybody. Provincial standings say otherwise. Canadians, they're so darn nice. Provincial standings are slightly temporary. I mean, last year. Last year. Carter came second. He crushed it.
54:50
Nice. It's got sparkly lit. Yo, Emoto, if you're free next week, let's get you on the mic as well. I want to hear your fancy voice. Oh, I could put you on stream right now, actually, Emoto. Wisconsin and Minnesota. Yeah, Moto, come on in. Join us, join us. Oh, I like that ice blue. Oh, good. Yeah, isn't that sexy? That was rough. Putting the colored LEDs under the inserts is gorgeous. Yeah, I think that's my new aesthetic is clown puke Metallica because if you clown puke it just right, it comes out metal.
55:34
I'd say clown puke is pretty metal. Oh, come on. Thank you. Ball save. Very nice. Yay. To everyone watching in chat right now, we are in a bracketed high score tournament. It is a one-strike tournament, single elimination. You'll be going head-to-head with people. When you are knocked out, you are knocked out for good for this bracket. And once we get to the end, we are going to be doing an entire broadcast of everyone who is here playing at the same time. And it promises to be chaos, and we'll see what we can do with it. All right. We just caught Electra Multiball. We are on ball two.
56:06
Very nice. All right. We just came out of electric chairs, so enjoy it. We passed it over to you. I guess that's how this works. Oh, the trash talking.
56:17
No, it's sharing. We're sharing. Is that what we're going to call it? Like cookies. It's hard doing commentary when you're not all in the same room because you can read body language out of the corner of your eye for, like, throws, but this is just sort of, like, playing it by ear.
56:31
Literally. Quite literally. Wow. Very nice. Stephanie, you're going to make me raise, you know. Oh, come on. No, no, no. Crank it up is lit.
56:45
No grace period. Let's make out a ball. What is it? Extra ball is lit and so am I. Okay. Got one ball locked. Very nice. All right, we're in for whom the bell tolls over here.
57:02
Cheers with the white Russians as Delaware Pinball and Chats. Very nice. I love it. 24. Ian's got this. Grave marker multi-ball. You're welcome. Grave.
57:17
That was a nice three. Is anyone in Chicago land area that you want to loan me one of these? I want a freaking Metallica now. What you need is one of each type so you can compare and contrast extensively. I need Uncle Gary to dig one of these up out of the warehouse and just send it to me. Hey, Jack, I'm cheating. Where did I contact Stern Pinball at?
57:38
Are we playing by IFPA rules? IFPA doesn't exist right now, bro. This is the wild west. Can I take advantage of my stuck ball during multi-ball? Go to town. I don't care.
57:50
FPA. Meanwhile, we've got a bunch of smooth play. Tuck. This is the dead flip pinball association. D-F-F-D-L. The DFPA.
58:05
You literally played to not get punched in the arm for losing. Oh, no. No, that's fine. There's a stuffed ball. I was going to say, where's your stuffed ball? It's on the outpost because it's probably too low.
58:23
Ian's a cheater. Squeak. That was a big collect. Yeah, it was. Yo, Ian, that cheat wasn't doing you so much there. Because there's like no points in it.
58:40
Come on, game. I got to just... Why is my up post not firing during ball search? Ian, I've noticed on yours your up post never goes up. Yeah, I think it might be a busted wire. All right, I'm going to probably have to... DQ.
59:01
Oh, I see. I saw a movement. Yeah, we're free. Got it, got it, got it. I cheated. I opened the coin door to not sell it. Oh, wait. That's a great idea.
59:14
Really? Okay, so that's what someone was telling me earlier, but I thought they were bullshitting me. And I thought it was going to drop my flippers.
59:23
It would have dropped the flippers. Okay, yeah, so I would have lost my cradle then. Yeah. I just have to do it quick.
59:30
For whom the belt holds, Gabriel Carter has to know. Lace is asking, can you do that? You can in the DFPA.
59:39
D. I just had the TD open the door for me and release my stuck ball. It's perfectly good. Yeah. I am the TD.
59:49
Stephanie, if you could, just go over there and open that coin door. Oh, yeah, sure, sure. I'm the person to account for conflict of interest.
60:01
Oh, no. Wow. Oh, no. All right. I got a ball here. What's Carter have? Too high score. Score number four. 92 mil. 92 and a half.
60:15
So we're going to have to multiply your score by three. That's fine. I just got out of Crank It Up, so, you know. Yeah. A lot of scoring potential out there.
60:29
We're all expecting end of the line. I mean, without extra balls, it's a little hard. Yeah. It is difficult without extra balls.
60:40
Difficult with it. I was peace out the way earlier. Oh, really? Yeah. Man. I've been doing this subtle show off and always choosing end of the line as the song just so that everyone knows. I'm going right there.
60:57
Oh, no. It only unlocks if you've done it. Yeah. I was going to say, you can't choose end of the line. But I didn't realize it unlocks if you... Yeah, it unlocks if you get there. That is awesome. Good job, Carter. Carter, well done, my dude. Win it for Canada.
61:13
Let's go to the bracket here and do the thing. Yeah, if I ever get a Metallica, getting to end of the line is my absolute goal. That's the one wizard mode that I don't want spoiled before I get there. All right. Heart emoji. I'm so sad. Heart emojis in chat. Internet, I don't want to see any words to spam hearts. please. Hard, hard, hard. Ken Kemp and Pinballer, if you can get your cameras up and running, please. And he goes, Jake Scott. I see Ken Kemp. Two games and then us again.
61:45
Well, we're halfway there. Oh, is this Fred? Oh my god, this is going to take forever. Hey, he finished with like 3.8 last time, so you never know. Do foot frenzy rules. If he's not there for a minute, he gets decared. I'm fine with it. He heard me. Pinball R.
62:06
I'm starting the countdown right now. You all right? I get a forfeit? You can't. He adjusted the slings off the first run. I'm waiting for Fred. I'm here. Hi, Fred. I can't start the video because the host has stopped it.
62:24
What did I just hear? He said he cannot start the video because you've. Muted his video, so you have to undo it. I have to undo what I've done. Yeah, you have to unban him. Did I ban him? I'm not banning. I just stopped him from doing stuff. Okay, more. Ask to start video. Oh, there he is. Oh, it went away again. There you are. What's up? Okay, let me switch over to you. So many windows I'm operating here, ladies and gentlemen. This is exciting. All right. I see you both. Fred, you look great. Oh, is that the new Marco shirt, Fred?
63:05
Dude, that thing's sexy. Hey, can I show this too? How appropriate is this? What are we looking at? It depends.
63:16
Supposedly there was discussion about my saves last game. Oh, he took a picture of the inside. Well done. Thank you, Fred. It wasn't me, Fred. I didn't say it. No. Thank you, Fred. I appreciate it. Keeping you honest. I appreciate it. All right. Are you ready, gentlemen?
63:34
Yeah? Thumbs up? Okay. Why don't you put a ball in the shooter lane for me? All right. Ladies, why don't you count them down? All right, guys. Ready? Three, two, one, play.
63:52
By the way, that Hill Bob photo looks Photoshopped, I'm just saying. Oh, we've definitely done that.
64:00
All right, Lauren. I've got Ken. Okay. Come on, Ken. Nice shot right there. Sparky to train. Oh, Fred.
64:13
Ooh, all the sparky. All the sparky over here with Ken. Easy. I just love hearing Sparky doing random calls. Oh my gosh, yeah. Like in the middle, we just hear a bit of Sparky coming through. Ken! Awesome! Side-to-side action on Fred's was just... We are in electric terminal. Oh my gosh. The clouds are very unclear and fragile.
64:53
Yeah, right in multiple. I like it. Captions that go up towards Sparky. Sparky says no. Uh-oh. Hold on.
65:13
What did you do? That was someone accidentally turned their camera off. Still rocking electric thermals. Nice light show, by the way, Tim.
65:25
Snake said no. Coffin said sure. That was my bad, probably. I'm getting people in chat asking Fred to throw the machine around.
65:39
He is playing very reserved. We lost two, but we still got two. He's not happy. He keeps shaking his head. He's not happy with his performance.
65:51
The snake is being very persnickety. Persnickety. Hey. Sorry. Ken, it was a great multi-ball. Great start to ball number one. Ah, no. Oh.
66:08
24 million. Got a spark. Double one. Very nice. We're on ball three on the spread side. For reference. Nice save.
66:28
Penn is in ball two with $25 million. Oh, yeah, folks. Remember when I used to stream this game, and I don't think there was a non-swear spoken for like three hours of playing this game. It's so frustrating and fun at the same time. Oh, yeah. That's why we love it. Didn't you stream this with Bowen one time?
66:49
Jack? What's that? I think you streamed this with Bowen one time. Oh, yeah. Playing with Bowen also makes you hate any ability to play pinball.
67:01
It's really fun when it's the final round of pinbirds and you getting in finals or not is declared on your round and he's right behind you. Great.
67:15
Someone in the next mango will tool Batman 66. Rival Flavor says, the stream with you and Bowen is good. Yeah, that was, um, anytime Bowen comes into town to stream with me is always a, I just get frustrated and drunk and let him just whoop me one day. Oh, he caught up during all this, by the way. The impromptu karaoke to 90s pop music is always fantastic. You know what? You guys remember those streams a lot better than I do, and I think I know why.
67:44
Ken, you are killing it. His left-handed step save on Jurassic Park. That was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen. I still can't figure that out. Brett's coming back here. Yeah, he's checking out what he needs to go. ahead and we are now entering multiball again.
68:08
Grave marker multiball. We might be going that way too if things go as planned, which I mean, ooh, nice dead flip. What's that?
68:24
It's the move, not the person. Ooh. A lot of danger right there. Nice save, though. Nice save. Looks like the left ramp is ready for the coffin. Hurry up and... You got a italica letter?
68:50
Lady Justice. Just a heads up for everyone in chat. Twitch has been having some technical issues today, so if you randomly find yourself, like, ghost banned or the video won't load or, like, all sorts of stuff, they've been having some issues today, so just be warned.
69:07
Ugh! I can't tell. Fred has his grave marker lit too, right? Nice ball two. He's been going for it. Going into ball three with 40 million.
69:17
Hey Fred, what's in your headphones? Yes. I want to know the song. Mts, mts, mts, mts. It's, uh... It's life. Ooh!
69:28
And he saves it, then he doesn't. Tough left drain. Good try, Mr. Richardson. If you have over 30, you may have it. I think Ken won this. Another electric chair multiball. Yep, Ken, you won, buddy. That's it. Woo-hoo! Well done, Ken. Frank made a valiant effort as a comeback, though. So he put the tilt-bob back in, so now he can't play.
69:57
Ken, nice job. All right, let's go to the bracket here. Ken, you're free to drain whenever you want to, buddy.
70:08
Ken won it. Fred, good job, buddy. Good job. I love you, and I love you, too. Did Fred turn his video off? Should he turn his video off now? You know what? I will do that for him. Blank. And, Ken, I'm kicking you out, too. You're great. Just keep blowing that up.
70:26
Everybody's happy. Nice job, Ken. You guys are way ahead of me here. Avarie Game Bar and Matthew ready to go. Guys, this is... Our competitors are on point. Your fellow Richardson to Richardson combat right here.
70:41
Richardson to Richardson. Richardson squared. The face-off. Oh, my gosh. Richardson, the triangle. You got Fred Richardson. It's a Mexican standoff. That's what it's called? Yes, it's a Mexican standoff. My, probably one of my favorite usernames, though, So, Abari, if you want to let me know what that is. Oh, what, D-Booty Nabber? Yeah, D-Booty Nabber. Yeah. I remember that. What's that spell? I still joke about that with everyone.
71:10
D-Booty Nabber. All right, gentlemen. Looks like we got that same score glitch over on the Abari side. It's all good. DQ.
71:20
All right. Ladies, if you want to count them down, please. Go ahead, Steph. Okay. Three, two, one, go.
71:34
Do you have a bari? I got a bari. Okay. I'm calling it for the brawny man. Let's go. Oh, my God. There you go.
71:45
Oh, come on. Oh, no, no. Took down all of them. Who knows? But Matthew is unfazed, goes straight in for the super skill shot off the grave marker.
72:00
So, folks, this is the last battle of round two. Then we move into the semifinals. Got him. Alex let him in.
72:10
Matthew was just looking for that grave, and he gets it. That was very efficient. My bad. Nice catch. Thank you. Oh, no.
72:24
From Hetfield to the Kool-Aid, man. Man, that took a big move. I'm loving these colored inserts on the higher side. Uh-oh.
72:39
Man, I'm liking the way the Penn Stadiums are blowing it up with all the colors. Oh, come on. Oh, no, no. Aw. Can we get a Borg versus me counter?
72:56
Oh, fuck. Why? You will be assimilated. I'll say it. Which is D-Booty Nabber? It's the brawny man, bro.
73:08
Who was asking that? I don't know, my mom. Nabbing booties with brawny paper towels? Yeah. Which are a hot commodity right now, I will admit. That is the thing to have. When you run out of toilet paper. That's the next step. Go right to paper towel. Between your tissues. Yeah.
73:28
Oh, fuck. No! Sorry. I blew it. I blew it on that one. I thought I was going to be able to tip it over.
73:37
Oh, shit. 4.5 mil. You like how the screen turns into, like, a weird Tetris when a third person joins in? That's how, like, precise this has to be. It's insane. Oh, that super jackpot is so awesome. Ungrateful.
73:52
Just the epicness. Crank it up is lit once he's out of multiple. Go get the chair for you. Abari, what was your score? Oh, it was low. I mean, yeah. Oh, cute. Are you cute?
74:09
All right, Jack. I love you, buddy. Still more than I have in the mouth. I love you too, man. All right, Matthew. Matthew, you're... I won? I tried. You got it. I completely goofed that one. That was... Matthew, you killed it, buddy.
74:25
All right, moving on. We are going into the semifinals, ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. I'm going to need Jake Scott versus the Pinballers.
74:41
I can't seem to start my video. Someone said, this is great, but I'm still wondering how to get it. You know what? I might have to do it because I might at some point have squashed you. I lost connection, so I might have screwed things up. Oh, no.
74:56
Wait, did I say Jake Scott? Yeah. Okay. Jake Scott, I'm going to ask to start video. We'll see if it works. There we go. There he is. Oh, hey, buddy. Hey, does it look better now? It looks better, actually. Actually, yeah, it does. What did you do? The program was defaulted to 320 by 240, so I put it at 1280, and we're good now. Oh, my gosh. It was the aspect ratio. By the way, folks, and this goes for everyone, you're not streaming.
75:26
This doesn't require the same encoding that Twitch asks for, so whatever you're putting into OBS, make it as sexy as possible, okay? Because that will give us more quality to work with. Oversex it. Yeah, please oversex your stream.
75:42
There is no such thing as I'm. Honey, I need you to get your lips broken. The stream needs to be over sex. Okay. So, are you both ready?
75:56
Yeah. All right, ladies, if you could do me the honors. Count them down. Go ahead, Steph. Okay. Three, two, one, start. All right, what have we got? Is someone playing on a trash can? What am I hearing?
76:16
You got Jake, so I'll take Carter. Oh, no. Paul Stagg. Paul Stagg, wow. That was a long-ass ball game. It's default. I saw that square. I saw that out of the corner of my eye, too. It's default, I swear. 15 seconds, right? That's default?
76:31
Looks like the grave marker. Dude, probe, your stream looks so much freaking better now That's the shirt I'm glad It does look really nice Someone said that was the Saint Anger snare Oh no I kind of like the psychedelic look personally It was You like the unsexy look So folks, we are into the semifinals right now This is the final four that are going to be battling. This is Jake Scott versus the Pinballers, and after this will be Ken Kemp versus Matthew Richardson.
77:12
Nice save for Jake Scott. Probably should have had to go animate my freaking background like a boss.
77:20
Yeah. Oh, snaps. Isn't it awesome? I've been like, thanks. The Internet can't see it because of the way that I framed it out, but let me switch over to it so you can kind of see what's going on here. Yeah. There you go, Internet. You can see Sparky sort of freaking out there.
77:38
That is the ballers. We've had a grave and a coffin hurry up. Oh, straight down the middle. That's rough. Amoda says next week she wants to be the person that just counts down the players.
77:53
That sounds like a really cool job, actually. Yeah, I know. Hell yeah. All of you caught the super feel shot.
78:03
Grab it from the jaws of death there. We got two letters of metallic. All right. Electric thermal. We got Sparky and we got Sparky. Everybody gets a Sparky. Have we seen a color DMD versus color DMD yet? I don't think we have. I don't think so.
78:20
I think there was very much focusing on one half of the screen, but I don't think so either. Electric chair.
78:33
One more for band members. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super nice. I'm just mesmerized by the ice blue of the electric markers again.
78:57
Nice job, Jake. You guys got to see... Oh! Parallel supers. Thank you. No! No. It's alright. Someone said to re-theme Stranger Things to Saint Anger Things. Oh, no.
79:21
Nobody be too frantic to do that. The topper's a metal trash can lid. Aww. So much strobing. I think there's not a terrible song. The album is... Pretty bad. It's there.
79:40
The documentary, I've been writing it, Some Kind of Monster, is amazing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, oh, that's... It is. Metlica. We've only known each other 20 years because somebody, like, miswrote a tag on one of their pieces of gear. uh they just they just made a master of puppets one no way oh yeah like a making of yeah making a master puppets i loved it so they have like old footage of cliff and everything it's uh it's not there's not really a lot of footage it's a lot of it's still dumb they go through um kind of like the loss of cliff and then then going through like asking like les Claypool to be in the band and him being too weird. And then they found, I forget who they brought in. Newstead? Yeah, that's when Newstead came in. Yeah.
80:32
Well, they're out of bassist again, I think. Oh, really? I think I read something like that. Trujillo left? I'm not positive.
80:43
Hold on. Trujillo was with them for a while. Yeah, he was. He's the bassist I saw when I saw McAllister, my first ever concert. He's still in the band. He didn't leave. Okay. My bad. Fake news. I saw something.
80:57
Robert just played with Kirk in Columbia, South Carolina last month. Oh, my God. Blowing it up. Jake. Got a ball at it. We're at 38 mil.
81:12
We got a good for whom the bell is on here. Oh, no. No! There's what I was trying to do. This may be the longest battle we've had tonight. Yeah. This is impressive, guys.
81:37
It sure is. What is it? Isn't that a question we ask each other anyway? Yeah. Tracy, this is the semifinals, the first battle of the semifinals. Whoever wins this will move on to the finals And then there's another two person Battle that's going to happen And then we're on to the finals And then we're going to do some speedruns Some Price is Right games Like all sorts of crap Depending on how late people want to hang around What speedruns do you have in mind? I am open to suggestions And justice for all Justice Just like ramps All dirt Do you guys have over 58.3?
82:23
59.2. All right, you got it. Oh, just barely. Yes, Jake. All right, Jake takes it. My dude. We're going ball two. 60. You got it, man. Jake, well done, buddy. All right. Good play on both of y'all. Good playing, pinballers.
82:43
It's the resolution. Yeah, you up your resolution. And it ups your game plan. So that was his secret weapon.
82:53
All right, so can we get Ken Kemp and Matthew Richardson? So I just want to give a little update from the floor. My up post is fixed. Yay. Yeah. Sweet. All right, so Jake Scott will be moving on to the finals.
83:08
Did a wire fall off on the up post? Yeah. Oh. Luckily it was only that. Ken Kemp, did I kick you out? I might have kicked you out. Yeah, you got to turn me back on. I will turn you on.
83:24
BoJack. Without the Deadpool costume. It's getting really hot in here. I was asked. Okay, bro. Okay. I shoved an entire shirt down the front of my pants. I get it. It's fine. I get it.
83:40
Okay. Anyway, moving on. Are you gentlemen both ready? hell yeah yeah let's do it all right well uh let's get a ball in the shooter lane if you could and lauren if you can count them down for me got it thank you three two one go you got matthew or ken lauren i got matthew okay you just picked up the super skill shot No super still here, but that's no worry.
84:22
Some nice nudging going on right now. Some nice background buzzing as the Metallica game is launching.
84:35
Ken gets a good hit on Spidey. Oh my god, the stupid right out lane. That's good. Confirmed, the right out lane is stupid. I mean, the left out lane ain't much better. And yours is the center, which just claimed ball one. And this ball.
84:54
Heights ball save, man. Hopefully ball saving. I mean, sometimes you gotta. Oh, thank you, Buffalo, for giving us a shout out. But, yeah, this is Lauren from the Backbox Pinball Podcast. It's my girl Stephanie from Riptide Yo Snake go nom Ooh That's the letter Trying to get in that sparky, presumably Oh my Borg Oh my Borg Hashtag Oh my Borg We got some nice ramp ramp Ramp, ramp, Sparky.
85:43
Man not doing commentary for all the gameplay I drinking way too fast I need to like chill Whoops. What are you sipping on?
85:53
I'm not saying. Finally. Woo-hoo. Finally. All right. Got some love. Sparky buddies. Besties forever.
86:04
Besties forever. I'm very excited because I'm getting to open my first summer shandy of the season, so. super fun.
86:12
Summer what? Summer Sandy. It's a lane people. It's like my favorite thing in the summer. I know it's not summer, but it makes me feel like it's summer. That's it. My wife are rushing. In another couple of weeks, I'll be out.
86:29
Nice job, Matthew. Completed our lanes. We just came out of Got a ball added. You know, I like this commentary of using the phrase we. It feels a lot more competitive, especially with the commentary.
86:52
We're teams, but we're friends. It's like Family Feud without the feud. Without the feud, I still got my chair. I'm just kidding.
87:01
Still got my chair, brother. Yeah. Is that how you match a man? Wait. Oh, one locked on the... Oh, wow. That was one of the fastest trains I've ever seen on Metallica. This is a Metallica. No macho man. I hear somebody doing it. Lauren, that's pretty close. I think Lauren's macho. Lauren's macho man.
87:23
Again, everyone watching from home, thank you for tuning in tonight. This is the semifinals. It's the last battle in the semifinals before we move into the finals, and then we'll do some speed runs. I'm not talking so much because I've handed over commentary to some guest commentators, Lauren and Stephanie. who will be doing most of the talking for us this evening.
87:42
Yeah, Jack, thanks so much for inviting us. Yeah, this is awesome. Well, I mean, listen, you're honestly doing me a solid, so I can actually have a voice tomorrow.
87:50
Also, it looks like Matthew's got it if he's over 17. Let's take a look. Yeah, definitely. Matthew, what a G. Hey, nice. Nice. Ken got a bad break on the last ball. It just power out. You know that right outling that we were talking about? It did it again. Can you put rubber bands over both the posts? Yeah, there's no rules against that. I mean, you're welcome to do whatever the hell you want. I can. Thank you, Jimmy.
88:15
The stream won't end until... Matthew, you can stay there. I'm going to kick Ken out. Cool. And then I'm going to pull Jake in.
88:27
Where the hell's Jake? Oh, there he is. Oh, you're Jake. All right, so this is it, folks. The final battle. Jake Scott streaming from a Macintosh computer versus Matthew Richardson, who just woke up three minutes before we went live.
88:52
All right? And look at this kid, sharp as a tack, wearing his maiden hat, killing everybody. Yeah, put up the horns. So here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking we do a best two out of three for this, if that's all right with you guys. Just because this – I'm anticipating this is going to go pretty quick. We'll do a best two out of three, and then we're going to move on to everyone streaming and yelling at each other at once. Is that cool? That's cool. All right. And everyone, all my streamers, again, thank you so much for participating in this and helping out. I'm sorry if you're just sitting there. I hope you're drinking. And I left the mics open so you could talk shit.
89:38
All right. Sitting? White Russians all around, guys. Also, follow Delaware. You can't point it out. Pouring white Russians. The two-color DMDs made it to the finals. Yes, Matthew is underage, but he should be drinking. Oh, I see. I have a purple crush with me. Purple crush. Mardude. Is that a G-field shaker? It's a Eagles cup. Okay. Got it. All right, so if you guys are ready, best two out of three, go ahead and ball up or whatever terminology we want to use. That's not weird.
90:14
And, Stephanie, if you could count them down for me, that would be great. Surely. Okay. Three, two, one, go.
90:25
And they're off. Matthew's out to a lead with 35,000 points, but we've got to come and hurry up right out of the game. Come on, come on, come on. Woo-hoo! All save.
90:37
Alright, we got a Coffin Hurry-Up. Almost the full million. 950. Followed right behind you with a Coffin Hurry-Up as well, with Matthew. Those are dangerous, but they can be lucrative, especially if you get all five. You start Seek. Oh, nice save. Alright, we are into Marker Multi-Multi-Multi. Ready. Boom.
91:01
I really took that as coffin marker and just went, that makes sense. Yeah, I did say coffin marker. Ah, whatever. To be fair, the call-out says khaki, so. Yeah.
91:16
It's because I wanted to play BSD, that's all I'm saying. Y'all know how I feel about BSD. The entire BSD bracket is done in two minutes.
91:28
Half the field has thrown their game halfway across the room. your rage. The other half would never do that. So, when did this game come out again? 2013?
91:41
How was the wizard mode boss not Napster? I feel like that's a missed opportunity, because it wasn't accompanied by that point, I don't think. Yeah, you could have done whatever you wanted to with that IP.
91:56
I mean, I've never been to End of the Line, so for all I know. You know what? Someone should grab the pinball browser and see if Napster is mentioned anywhere in the code. Because I'd be surprised if there wasn't something in there. Maybe on James' personal one. Yeah.
92:14
Ooh, nice save on probe. Oh, we lost one. Oh, nice save. Nice save, Matthew. Take two for the road. Sam, I'm a little disappointed in the one Disco there, Metallica Disco? Oh, Disco Metallica You could have death saved there It's legal I know, but I'm being a good boy That was a solid ball one, man Solid ball one to Matthew Thank you Give me it, give me it, lucky bounce There's only one rule in the Dead Flip Pinball Association Just pay your dues Just send me money I don't care what you do Please tell me they're going to be shirts or hats You need to make something Tattoos I totally want to be a member Teddy Bear on 4 Subscribe to Tier 1 for the 48th straight month Yo are you shouting out my thumbs? Let's go I just happened to see it I'm sorry No, thank you. I appreciate it.
93:25
Oh, yeah, no, Wolfgang, was that a Metallica they rethemed because they rethemed it to a collective soul? Oh, Jesus Christ. Why would you do that to a perfectly good Metallica, though? I don't know if it was Metallica, but I do know that there is a collective soul machine out there, and that makes me sad on the inside. I really want to play this. That makes me very emotionally conflicted. Or is it morally conflicted?
93:48
Why not? Oh, God. So is the only song you can pick is Shine, and that's it? It's the only song anyone knows. Shine, the pinball machine, where you get to the wizard mode. Shine.
94:05
I feel like they have one more song that I know, and I can't think of what it is now. Got 43 million on ball three with Matthew. I'm trying to just rack my brain for other collective soul songs. sadly I know more and I'm not going to share which ones I know wait is it bring me down is that another one I know that there's you could actually make up names that's the one I know oh the world that I know yeah that's another one crushing another monster alright we are in crank it up don't drink too much monster And we are fading to black Oh right Nice got all the letters And Lady Justice He knows I love Lady Justice And now it's very nice Caught ourselves an electric chair Multiple Nice we're fading to black over here And cranking up his lit For a second go around after that Meanwhile, we're having some snake chips. Now, folks at home, this is the finals, but we're doing a best two out of three, and then we're going to move on to some more fun pinball activities.
95:25
But, yeah, we'll see how this pans out. This is game one of three. Oh, boy. Wow. Nice job, man. Keeping it in. The winner gets an impromptu rap song from Lauren and Stephanie about their channel. Oh, come on.
95:45
Have fun with mine. That is not what I signed up for. You don't know what you signed up for. It's actually true. I'm going to put a little shout-out for Macho.
95:56
Aw, Macho. Snapped into a studio, so. I'm getting the explicit Super Jack thought call-out. Jack flipping time. We're a multi-ball. We're into 74 million. Dude, nice That fade to black is Anything but fading right now Yeah, I'm having trouble with it right now We're down to two Well, I meant like it's going strong You made a couple of good shots You just completed it Yeah, but I'm trying to collect And I can't hit the scoop right now Top 14 million off that Multi-ball, very nice I mean, that scoop is very Scoopy Yeah. Super Scoopy. You get an extra roll, not that it matters. I actually have an easier time hitting that scoop on Guardians than I do with Metallica. Yeah, I know it's similar design. The Guardians, it's not designed to reject you. There it is. Yeah, just do it off the tip and be there. Yeah.
97:01
I'm being a bitch. You only got two more stacked up, you know. You completed all your lanes. Vagablast totaled 99 million. Guardians of just the Metallica.
97:16
Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh, no. No, I'm not. I'm... Wow. Oh! Oh, snap! Wowie zowie. Fuckers, bro. That is... Wow. I have all the heals right now. Damn. I just heard that go down, and it was intense. So Matthew has $102 million on ball three right now. He's slightly behind Crowe, who's at $133. Nice. Is he on ball three as well? I believe so. These are the two highest scores tonight, I believe. 100%. Yeah. I don't think anyone else has broken 100.
97:51
And that's why they're in the finals. Oh, no. You just had to say something. Oh, the commentary curse. All right. Game number one goes to Probe. There you go. I said you do want them. No. So. All right. Restart them.
98:10
All right. Back to one. All right. Got this, man. Two out of three. Come on, man. Shake that thing off. Doing it for you, Mike. Appreciate it.
98:23
All right. Pro, are you all set? All right. I'm good. All right, Matthew, chug that. Chug it. Oh, yeah. You're ready. I'm ready.
98:35
All right. Count it down. Yeah, go for it. Three, two, one, go. All right, so Jake Scott is one point ahead in the three-point game that we are going to be playing here. It's the best two out of three. If he wins this round, he will be the crowned victor. And if Matthew can win this, he has to take Jake to a third game.
99:01
So whoever wins has to change their name to Victor. Hey, Joe Schwartz, if you're wanting to know how can you get in on this fun, hit Jack up, man. They're doing this each week. I think next week Jack was talking about Attack from Mars. Yeah. So if any of you guys who are in the stream want to do this, just step on up. It's open to anybody. I put up a sign-up list pretty much the day after this happens. So there will be an attack from our sign-up list. You'll have an entire week to figure out how to stream.
99:37
You're welcome to hit me up, like, last minute. But, like, if it's, like, five minutes before the stream starts, I can't help you. So you've got a week to figure it out. Also, don't wake up three minutes before. And don't forget about the obstacle course. Bro, you're eating your microphone, and I love it.
99:57
Matthew, you got into the finals, and you just woke up. You're killing it, man. I'm still up to beat.
100:05
Guys, some food for thought here. Matthew is one of our Delaware pinball tournament players, and he does quite well. Oh, so this kid's a ringer. How dare you sign a ringer? Shark! Shark! How dare you? Well, my poison Delaware. Well, I live in Delaware. That's why I play.
100:25
I never played pinball in my life. We're flippers. What is ball? Are they like the Glacix or something? Yeah, I was flip. The attack from ours that we're playing next week, folks, is I don't care if it's an original or remake. I really don't care. Nice save. Because that'll be the last test we're doing before we figure everything out, hopefully. Maybe another stream after that. But we've almost got this nailed down.
101:01
Ooh. Oh, luckily there's a ball save because... That was terrible. It was a shot to the left out lane by way of the right sling. I'm being told Matthew's scores on Pindigo are crazy. Yeah, I just saw that. Yes, they are.
101:19
Wow. I love it. No shame in your game. They are. Win. Own it. I mean, like, I can put good scores on Pindagill.
101:30
I mean, you're doing good, too, buddy. I mean, you're... No, I mean, like, you can put anything you want. Oh, that's true. Well, there's an assumption of honor here. Please be honest.
101:45
Nice catch. We're still multi-ball. Yeah, this is looking good. Outer Space Tracy wants to know a couple of the crazy scores on Pindigo.
101:59
I'm being told that Carter's scores on Pindigo are pretty impressive, too. Nice. Carter of pinballers. Yeah, he gets some pretty good games today, too. I mean, Metallica was cruel in some ways, but, you know. He's played in all the tournaments that we've done here, and he typically kicks some pretty serious butt. Nice. Nice, Matthew.
102:24
Yeah, we got a... Someone's having a party in the back room. Yeah, I was like, somebody had to go. All right. Let me look at the hot mic. Too many white Russians.
102:48
Too many white Russians. Oh, that's a bari. Oh, no. So Matthew put up $11 billion two weeks ago. What? On what game? On Metallica. With a B? With a B. That's not a thing.
103:12
How? He was playing against someone else who got $49 million. $11 billion in Metallica premium. What the? What? I had two end of the lines. Oh. What?
103:26
How do you get one? A grind. And I'm in the right corner. Gotcha. And I thought Crank It Up was like a feat, you know, getting two. How would you like to have been a gal playing and had the 40-something? Yeah, I'm like, oh.
103:43
If only to have, like, young, fresh, sober eyeballs when playing pinball. And reflexes that were sober, too. Yeah, true. Sober anything.
103:54
Sober everything. He put up $114 billion on Attack from Mars. Oh, my God. You're not invited back. That's nuts, dude. Congrats, man. Thank you. Yeah, some epic pinball. Yeah, that is... I'm going to have to reflect upon what I did. Yeah, it's like, look at my life. What have I been doing?
104:25
What even is my life? I'm putting socks in my outline. Full t-shirt in that outline. I'm hacking the codes that everything gives a hundred times scoring.
104:38
Just post it out a couple of years ago. Oh, snap. Yeah, I'll just put a couple of extra zeros, tape them onto the end of the DMD, done.
104:50
So, I'm being told end of the line, like local jackpot, worth the entire value of each of your previous crank it up collects. We just had a tilt on all three.
105:01
$81 million. Where are you guys at? I don't think we're there. Still going. Not there yet. Still going. So we got 81 million to 52 million. Oh, my God. All three, huh? All right. Yeah. This score is still Trump most of the ones that were put up, and we had some pretty good scores.
105:24
This is the sophomore game. You got to come back. What? That was a very. Oh, we got a win going over to Matthew. We tied it up. Oh, we tied it up. I really thought that was going to come back. Yeah, I thought so, too. You must have dreamed and registered at just the wrong moment. Yeah. All right. Well, this next game crowns the victor, ladies and gentlemen, of the Metallica International. Except for, I think, is everyone here from North America? I think so.
106:02
I believe so. Yeah, the last two battles we had, we had people from, like, Germany and stuff. But I think everyone here is from North America. Ashley's from Norway, Jack. Got it. Yeah. Yeah, Denver, Norway. Got it. Delaware. Did I say Denver? Oh, give me a second. I've got to turn my snitcher off. Bro, I've got like 90 white claws here that I'm trying to get through.
106:22
Do you believe I've still not had a single white claw? You know what? They're delicious. They're very tasty. I mean, it's not like my jam. It's one of those, if it's in the cooler, I'm like, sure. But they're pretty good. Yeah. They're pretty good. They were like lined up around the block when they came into Canada. Oh really?
106:43
That's amazing. Oh man, final game in the DFPA Metallica Invitational. Oh baby. Jack, thanks for the shout out on Pindigo. Three people just followed me.
106:56
You're welcome. I didn't know people could follow people on it. Yeah, the more you know. Yeah, there's a little star on the top right. There you go. It's time to download Pindigo. Yeah, if y'all aren't doing Pindigo, go sign up for that. We've got a superstar here. What the hell is Pindigo?
107:15
It's like Instagram for pinball. Yeah, it's Instagram for pinball games. That's what the kids are doing these days. That's amazing. A thing where you share your pinball scores and go, look at my pinball scores. And everyone goes, whoa. Just flex on them. It's the pinball dating app, essentially.
107:28
Swipe right, swipe right. Flip right, flip right. All right. So the first battle was won by Jake Scott there, Probe the Streets. The second battle was won by Matthew Richardson. This is the best two out of three. So this is the final fight for the Metallica Invitational, ladies and gentlemen. Let's see who's going to win. Gentlemen, if you could put some balls in some shooter lanes. Start your engines. And ladies, show me some stuff. I don't know. All right, Stephanie, you want to do it together? Sure. Ready? All right. Three. Three? Two, one, go.
108:09
Nice loop pass to get control of the ball and get a super skill shot on the left ramp. That was a nice combo. Round three. Oh, nice.
108:21
All right. Woo-hoo. That's how we started, y'all. How the crap did he already get into freaking Grave Marker multiball? You're welcome. Take the credit for it. Yeah, I like it.
108:35
That's what a good manager does. Uh-huh. Taught him everything he knows. Exactly. Looks like we're going to get sparky or some sick combos at least. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh.
108:53
Left ramp is being generous. Generous. Keep being generous. Trap that back up. Came out of. Jeez. grave marker.
109:07
Nothing like the hammer coming down. Sweet hammer. Love that hammer. Oh, that was rough. That was a rough first ball. It's alright, we got two more.
109:17
It's okay. I don't even love when Sparky, the ball goes up towards it and just misses hitting the magnet to register. It's great.
109:30
Ooh! I love it when he does that oh yeah that's the other thing when he throws it straight down the middle oh nice got sparky about two thirds of the way there a little more oh come on plunge wait Jack once made a cameo video for probe the streets did I you did I'm sorry bro nice save a cameo you don't even know about it Yo, just give me money. I'll say whatever you want. I don't care.
110:05
Man, I loved your WGN clip. I kept on calling you Jack James there. It's French. That was a blast. My buddy failed to tell you my wife's name, though, so you're like, good luck in marrying whoever.
110:24
Marrying that girl. Electric chair multi-ball. Yep. Same over here. We are going all out on this. This is so impressive, you guys.
110:39
This is like when I'm having a good day in Metallica. This is that times three and, like, rolled into the span of however many hours it's been. Two. Yeah, this is the best. I love this so much. Right? Watching people play some good pinball, have some fun. Thank you for agreeing to do this. I do appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. Yeah, no, I'm having a blast. Well, we'll see how much fun you're having when we let everyone play it one time.
111:11
Oh, nice thing. Two Cluster Bucks, three Cluster Bucks on Slam Tilt Podcast. I can deal with mayhem. Yeah. Yo, Molly Hatchett, thanks for the 10 gifting, baby. Love you. Wow, that was a lot of gifting. That is a whole lot of gifting. Party moosh. Thank you, Molly. So what's cool about having the commentators, you, Lauren, and Stephanie, being remote is you have control over what you look at. So you can each pick someone randomly and just look at a screen and focus on that one person out of the 14 that are playing and just exclaim about what they are doing at the time when we are doing speedruns and stuff. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's true. Just pin a video and roll with it. Yep. You have access to open galleries, see what's cool. jump into a full screen, back out to gallery, whatever you want to do. I would just click frantically on everything, so we'll see what we can do to follow what you're doing.
112:07
Attempts will be made. Yes. Still figuring all this stuff out. Oh, yeah. Ah, we've got two balls locked.
112:22
Need some snake shots to get into Crank It Up Probe. Oh, coaching. Hey, hey, hey That's what I'm going for, don't worry about it As he looks at Which is the perfect snake I'm grabbing a drink, does anyone need anything? Are we good? Got it, on it I'll take a 1847 Cabernet Oh, you just got fancy Is Cabernet fancy or is it the oldness?
112:57
I'm drinking juice out of a drinking box. Out of a drinking box? Yeah. I'm a 40-year-old man who acts like he's still in grade school. In there. Nothing wrong with that. I drink wine out of a box. I just call it my drink box. Matthew's got it. Matthew won it?
113:19
Matthew! Yo, probe, good playing, my dude. Good playing, my dude. Thank you. Yeah, Talaga did not want to qualify. Yo, no shame in second place, my man. Well freaking done. This was a lot of fun. Well freaking done. Ladies and gentlemen, Matthew Richardson destroyed it. Let me get some hearts and chat, please. Let's go. All the heart emojis, y'all. Apparently sleep is a good thing.
113:48
I'm kidding. All right, so if everyone could turn on their videos, please. And if you can't, just say something.
113:59
Here they come. Oh, shit. Nope. Has to start video. Oh, I think you need to uninstall Shannon, Fred. Yep, I'm on it.
114:21
Sorry, I did not see it come over to start video. No, don't switch it. Everyone hates the video game.
114:28
Has to start video. Flukebit is flying the Fly Eagles fly chair. Well, the Eagles E-A-G-L-E-S chair. Which I just converted into a different chair. Four, eight, twelve. Who are we missing here?
114:45
I think Fred hit the chair on his machine. So Zach is, I'm sending him the thing, but it's not working. and see, ask to start video. Unmute.
114:56
Alright, they might have just... They're probably pooping right now. That happens. Eagles Nation is ecstatic over this win. Well, shame on him for not taking the machine into the bathroom. How dare you? Not bring it into the toilet, bro. I mean, if you know you're going to be in there for a while, you do need some entertainment. Thank you. Finally, some sense from somebody. All right, who are we missing here? So Stephanie doesn't have a camera. Lauren, no camera. Zach Walloon's pooping. Kyle Smith is muted. You're unmuted. And Pinballer also pooping. So, all right, let's have a little conversation about what you guys would like to do at this point. So, obviously, I think before we cut this, we've got to do that, like, closest to a certain number without going over, because that stuff is a riot. I love doing that. But for, like, a timed run, what should we race for? Like, what is an objective that makes sense that you guys feel comfortable doing? Lady Justice. Yeah, I'd say Lady Justice. Wow, that was a lot. Okay, Lady Justice.
116:10
What else should I get? Lady Justice and what else? Yeah, Snake Multiball would be good, too. That would be pretty cool, because that's dangerous. which I like. It's different on the Premium and the Pro, though. It's easier on the Premium.
116:24
Lady Justice is the same for everybody. Correct. Okay. Starting Fuel 2X scoring? Actually, on Premium, it's a little bit easier. On Snake? Okay. Hmm.
116:42
Why do you have to have different machines? It doesn't matter. How about Square Park or Multiball? How about you go for Seeking Destroyers? That's too much. That's a bit much.
116:52
It's doable, but yeah, yeah. It's pretty doable. How do you get there? Well, we can do it. How about you set your machine to 10 ball? We can do a couple of them. I think doing like a longer, harder one where there might be like game restarts might be something we hang on to for a little bit later. First person to reach, crank it up.
117:10
Yeah. That's not a bad one either. Start, crank it up. Got to hit that scoop shot. You've got to hit the cube to start cranking up. Yep.
117:18
When you start cranking up, okay, because I don't want to have to look to see who got it, I want you to yell your name. I'll yell I'm cranking it. Be like, Jake Scott, we're cranked in. Or whatever you want to say. Hey, hey.
117:35
Great. Okay, I see Pinballer's back, my dude. We're just missing Zach, but that's okay. He might just be out for... He's still pooping. It's fine. He's still pooping. I have him called, and it won't hang up. What did that man eat?
117:53
Oh, there he is. He's back. Everyone shut up. Stop talking about it. Okay. So, all right. That makes sense. First person to hit the scoop to start, crank it up.
118:05
Sure. Are we all good with that? Yeah. Rock and roll. Let me hide my dumb face here so it lines up a little better.
118:13
Somebody suggest ten combos? Ten combos sounds delicious. I think the convenience store is open to me next door, so I can go get ten combos real quick.
118:27
Nice. All right. So if everyone wants to hit start and get a ball in the shooter lane, this is going to be the first to start crank it up, which is hitting the scoop to start crank it up. Okay?
118:42
All right. And Lauren and Stephanie, if you want to just pick and choose, jump around, see who's doing what, I will also do the same thing with just the cameras, but you're welcome to talk about whoever the hell you want to. But I do recommend talking a little bit about everyone if you can. Yeah, definitely. Gentlemen, if I can get a thumbs up that you're ready, that would be great. I'm seeing a lot of thumbs. Zach is he did bring the game into the bathroom because there's no face camera he is he's mute thank you for that modesty also in the chat it's a crank it up crank off oh that's not gross alright wow everyone hit start get a ball in the shooter lane And, Lauren, if you want to count us down. All right, guys. Everybody got something in the lane? Well, I got it.
119:44
Why did that sound so dirty? It did sound horrible. Oh, geez. All right, three, two, one, go. All right, so if someone wants to explain how to get to crank it up, that would be awesome. Hey, Steph, you want to? You want to take that? Yeah, crank it up. Basically, you have your brave markers, your electric chairs, your snips, and your baskets.
120:18
You want to collect some amount N of each to, like, crank it up. You do that by hitting the shots or hitting the players that are associated with each thing. For example, I'm looking at a bar right now, and... Just heard white water again.
120:41
And the shots were all... No, they're not. Also, fun fact, if you have all of your things lit, the shot will strobe. that shot, then you have a hurry up at the coffin. Very nice. How's got that started?
121:06
Oh, he got it? He got a coffin. Oh, oh. Oh. Come on now. Keep going, keep going, keep going. So, you're saying Crank It Up is completing the line of lights in front of every major shot that you get. No, that's a block. You're just collecting an amount See how you get, if you see it, everyone's bonus, you get grave markers and snakes and coffins. Right. You collect those by hitting toy shots or by hitting strobing or lit marker on whichever shot you want to be on. And if you have an amount, the convenient light right above the flippers that represent those same four icons will light up. And once all four of them are lit up, crank it up, we'll be lit. Got it. And then we hit the scoop, and wizardry happens. Awesome. So, yeah, the four big lights above the flippers, you got the cross, the grave, the snake, and Sparky. Once all four of those are lit. Matthew, crank it up. Damn it. Who said it? Just lit it.
122:16
Don't light it. Collect it. Ten dollars. Got it. Oh, we got it already? Oh, Ian, you got it already? I got it. Damn it, I failed. Matthew got it. I just tilted twice because I didn't wait for my tilt box to settle. Oh, Matthew got it? Nice.
122:38
Well done, Matthew. Good job, Matthew. Good job. Andrew Berger points out that the coffin items are only through hitting the captive ball, which is why there's only three of the icons on each given shot behind the light or arrows. I'm being told in chat that super skill shot is key to quickly lighting shots. That is correct. Yes, that is correct. Because that completes a whole line for you, and then by hitting that shot, it's giving you credit for all of those lights or grave markers, snake, and whatever. Yeah, and then it's giving you coffin hurry-up, which I think locked in collecting those or something. That's great. Locked in for the next ball. Okay.
123:22
All right, so that one went pretty quick. Surprisingly quick. Yeah. Thank you, Lion. I like that. So what should we go for now? You want to do Lady Justice? Yes. That will be very fast. You think Justice will be fast too? Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Let's go. Do it. Let's get it in. Let me get this drain. Yeah, everyone drain and restart if you can. and then give me a fat old thumbs up when you're ready.
123:52
Or a thin one if you must. Any finger will do. I'm not going to do that. Wow. Pinballers. Thank you. I appreciate that. It was what I was asking for. And I really like the lighting on your Metallica. I really like it. Yeah.
124:12
All right. Are you ready? Do we know how to get, does everyone know how to get to Lady Justice? 11 ramps. Ramps all day. All right. Just making sure you all know how to do it. Ramps all day, y'all. All right. If you want to count them down.
124:29
All right, guys. In three, two, one, go. ramps all day, folks. So there are two ramps. There we go. And we're trying to hit any number of either of the ramps 11 times, and then you'll see an animation on their screen, which I'll leave it on this so that you can see the DMVs all displayed here.
125:06
It's kind of hard to make sure you keep count of how many ramps, so we're just going to leave this on a wide view to see how many times see who actually actually gets it.
125:17
Got a tilt coming in from Bernie. Well done, my dude. Wait. Pinballers got it. Oh, pinballers got it, but... Okay. Are you counting how many posts we hit, too? Yes.
125:32
Wait, pinballers just... You just killed it, okay. That was actually a lot faster than I thought it was going to be.
125:40
That was too late. All right, so that was, pinballers got that in like three shots, which doesn't make sense physically. I can leave it behind. You missed the end. I'm going to give you a letter.
125:52
All right, so you know what? Screw this. We're going to do, we're going to pick a number and try to get closest to it without going over. What is a number you're all comfortable shooting for? A billion. A billion, got it. All right, closest to a billion without going over? Something like 75. Can we tilt out? You are not allowed to tilt. I'd say 15. Yeah. 15? No, you want to be able to go in to crank it up. Yeah, I want you to... Oh, you want to make it really hard. Okay, yeah, yeah. I'd say like 50, 5-0.
126:24
50? Is that too high? It might be a little... Well, it might be a little low, because if you're going to crank it up, you have to crank it down.
126:32
But that's the strategy. Crank it down, right? You've got to know that you have a bonus coming, okay? You have a bonus. I like this shadow tilt. I told it's 66,600,000. There is no extra balls, I'm assuming. I meant your additional balls. You've got to plunge them out. You've got to plunge them, yes, because you will be collecting bonus on all of your balls. Okay.
126:59
Shouldn't extra balls be all? Yes. Well, what I'm saying is if you get to 49 on ball one, you still have to plunge balls two and three. Yeah. So you're going to get points for that, and you might go over. Pim Baller's video says it stopped.
127:14
What stopped? Pim Baller's video. No, you guys look great. I love your yellow and green hat. It's very Wisconsin. Stranger Things. My recommendation is the first two, 25,030 points. You son of a bitch.
127:29
They're saying 69 million. Some people are saying 25. You can probably guess why they're saying 69 million. So I'm guessing we're going to go for, let's go for 50. 50 makes sense. 50's nice. Because you can go hard, but you don't want to go too hard. Pinballer and Zach are both back. Oh, they're back? Yes. All right, let me bring you back in. 50, 5-0. Okay, good. Thank you for pointing that out.
127:55
Managed participants. Let me get you back in the game, dog. Ask to start video. That'd be fine. Ask to start video. All right, gentlemen. Click the damn thing. There you are, boys. Right the lightning, y'all. All right, so we are going to the closest to 50 million without going over. No tilting.
128:22
All right? Listen, I don't want any excuses. Okay? No tilting. I've seen some shit. You're tilting? Are you out? No. It like I get it but just listen just keep an eye on these guys alright dad will be very disappointed in you if you do Yeah If it happens it happens I will publicly shame you all over the Internet all right So we're shooting to 50 million. You have to play all three balls. Keep in mind that you will have a bonus, okay? You have to play all three, all right? So, ladies, if you want to count them down, let's get this thing going. Go ahead, Steph. All right. And a three. And a two. And a one. And go.
129:08
So what's cool about this is the timing really doesn't matter. It's like getting as close as you can. But pinballers typically dominate this.
129:19
Oh, yeah? Down to like the insanely, insanely close points. Like if we're asking for 100 million, they're getting 99.9. Oh, wow. Yeah. Is there kind of a game strategy where you almost want to, you know, low score on the first two and then try to make it all up on the third? I feel like you don't want to chance what you can do on your second and third ball, so you want to get close on ball one and then just fiddle about on balls two and three. Okay. Also pay attention to your double scoring. There you go.
129:53
Fiddle about. I've already already engraved. chat are you able to see the uh the dmds of all players i'm just gonna leave it on the screen instead of going full screen because obviously the scores on dmds are a lot larger than they are on the lcd games yeah thank goodness we're not trying to do this on an aerosmith uh that font is the freaking worst font in pinball it would be great if it was like pinballer About five times the size and maybe a little more contrasting had an outline that made sense. Pinballers, did I see a tilt over there? Yeah. Okay.
130:38
Are we allowed to restart? Oh, yeah, like three million. Yeah, you can restart. I would say restarts are fine because you have to have a hard path. They're on the purposely tilt. Yep, restarts are okay. Are restarts fine? Restarts are fine. No, I can't. Oh, you're over here. You can't. No, okay. One shot. I guess that is a good point.
131:00
Yeah, I think the strat here is to go hard on ball one, and then you know what you can do on your last two balls. You don't have to try hard to get a score. You're just trying to chop that wood. Score management. Fox City, you can keep going, Doc. Six million. Stop that. Keep going. I got three million. I'm going home.
131:22
You're freaking fired. Go again, please. Go again. I didn't think three million. We're allowed to go again? No. So I did think about that. It's better on challenges but not point challenges. Oh, so don't let him go again. Because you want to get highest without going over. So here's the thing. Everyone just play their ball. If you've restarted a new game, play it out. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah. I'm listening to Dee Booty Nabber, and I shouldn't be. It's like Price is Right. You want to get the highest without going over.
131:54
Do you need something where you get both showcases? I'm just saying. All right. It's a grand prize game. You're, like, within 1,000 points of the goal.
132:05
All right, so what scores are we looking at here? We've got – So, Marty's got 11. And Marty's got about 18. Tim Baller's at 16. Walt's got about 30. So, was this – Ken's at 11. Was this score too high? No. Oh, I guess it's just closest to. Never mind. It doesn't matter. You don't have to get it. It's just closest to you. Jake, do I see you at 42?
132:31
I don't think so. What did I say? It might be 4.2? Yeah, I think I'm under 10 right now. Okay. Precisely 50 million. Yeah, you have to get 50 million even or you're disqualified.
132:46
So, pinballers, where did you end up, buddy? Like 16. Yeah, that was 16. Okay. We got a $32 million right now with Walt.
132:58
$12 million on Kemp. Bernie's looking at how much money it's paying out when you're playing the... I'm at $13 million. Oh, I did.
133:10
All right, so Walt is currently in the lead, but remember, he could go over. I'm cranking it up. He will not get the sofa and the trip to the Maltese. Sounds so dirty. No one's going for the $1 attempt here.
133:33
I'm out at $34. My dude. That's looking pretty good. Kyle just had a blackout. I'm at $34. Somebody's already got me at $36. I'm sorry. That is me. Okay, I'm sorry. D-Booty. Oh, yeah.
133:50
Yo, Kyle, thank you for making me do this. in that full screen, my dude. I appreciate it. Yeah, ooh, Kyle, that was nice. If I could hit this Actually, if you're done, can you make your score full screen if you have that set up already?
134:03
Ah. Ian is not happy with his performance. Who likes a jam? Jake's kind of slow and steady wins the race. That's a 16 on ball two. This game, apparently, yeah. I finished up 44. 44? My dude.
134:23
That's pretty good. Ken, over here at 18. So 44 is the beat? 44 is the score to score. 44 is the score. 44. That's pretty close. It's not bad.
134:35
Dee Booty, you got 36. Yeah, if I can start crank it up. Crank it up and crank it down, dog. Crank it medium. Crank it medium, thank you. Oh, come on. The correct terminology. What's the top score right now? 44. 44? Yeah. Zach's at 44 and isn't cranked up. Oh, he is. He doesn't have the top score yet. He's still 800,000 behind.
135:06
Well, that was a danger there, Zach. That was a danger. That was a sexy danger. So we're looking at Zach at the bottom of your screen, ladies and gentlemen. Could it be a danger? A danger. It's French, ladies and gentlemen.
135:20
Let's take a full screen look at Zach here. He's picking his nose. $45 million. So he is currently in the lead with $47 million. So what's he going to do here? What's his bonus? I have $33 with a crank it up and extra ball. This is ball three. Bonus is $287. Ooh.
135:42
What does he want to do? That'll put him at $48 and some change, I think. Does he want to shoot something and risk it? Ooh, he got 560. Ooh, he's at 48. He's draining it. Bravo. So this will be 48.8 or 48.5, I think. And after right now, we've still got Fox Cities and Jake and the Baris.
136:08
Zach, if you could go full screen with your score cam, that would be dope. 48.3 is the score to beat. Jake just ended ball two, I believe.
136:19
I just collected my crank it up. Oh, it went over. Oh, man. Oh. 47.9. Nice. Oh, I went over in bonus. No. I know, but I need what I've already got. I played for two seconds. Oh, I'm going to go over in bonus. I'm at 49 right now. Oh, Matthew went to 52. Oh, and 50.4 with Jake. Wait, what's my bonus? Frick, bro. Hopefully nothing.
136:48
Oh, I got it. There it is, baby. Wow. Did you beat 48.3? 49.881. Get out of here. Oh, my God. Avari. Holy crap. Yo, can you go full screen with your score, please? 49.8. Holy crap.
137:05
That's pretty awesome. The one time that you have no bonus and it's a good thing. Yeah, no, I intentionally drained. I was at 48 after I hit crank it up there. 49.8. All right, so we still have Ben King. is still playing. He has 33. And he drained. Okay. So, we have Ox City still playing? Yeah, but this is my second attempt, so it doesn't matter. It matters. It doesn't matter.
137:32
So, it matters. He's at 47.3. If you don't win this, you're fired. Are you on ball three? Ball two. Ooh, you're ball two with half a million bonus?
137:47
Yeah, bro, I drained that too. Oh, yikers. Nabbin' that booty. Oh, oh, oh! What's the score to be? 49 point, who cares? 49.8. I would be more concerned with not going over personally. 49.8. I'm telling you what to do. Have to go. Two exponents. Terrible. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, here it comes. What is it? Oh, it's not even close. 48.7. Oh, frick. We have five X bonus. Ah, crap. Ah. Is anyone still going? Tim Bowers just went over with bonus. No.
138:28
We'll see. Ah, 51. D, 2. Oh, 51. Wow. There it is. There's a lot of close. Shady one here, though. No, D Booty.
138:41
Well done, buddy. Internet, okay, streamers. You can slice the floor with your paper towels and come back in.
138:50
We all lost to a lumberjack. Listen, I think we should do that again, but I think we should up the number.
138:58
100 mil. A hundred? 75. I think 75 makes a lot more sense. Yeah. It'll change the strat, make you go a little harder.
139:10
Okay. I like it. So we're going to go to 75 million as a score to beat, ladies and gentlemen. Abari, well freaking done, dude. That was nuts. Thanks, Jack.
139:23
Let's see. Is everyone back? It looks like it. Ken Kemp, I believe, is the only person missing. Oh, he's here. All right. So if everyone wants to start a game up, I hear them balls.
139:39
All right. And ladies, if you want to count them down, we're going to 75 million. Yeah. Just one attempt, right? One attempt. No restarts. One attempt. And when you're done, go full screen on your score if you could, please. So it's 100 million now? 75. 75? 75. 100 million. No reattempts. And when you're done, go to full screen with your score. Gotcha. All right. Thank you. Three, two, one. Oh.
140:10
All right. Avari's already cheating with extra points on the board. Oh, I hate you so much. 25K to that.
140:20
Hey, wait. He got that last time. Bro, I hope you go over with that dollar now. I had to think about it, all right? I mean, I had to think about the points I was going to get. 75, right? Yep.
140:33
Oh, boy. Bari, make sure Matthew fixes that sugar lane switch for you guys. Let's not do that. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
140:42
All right, scores are all looking pretty even right now. Yeah, but how many of us are on ball two already?
140:50
That is a good question. How many of us are on ball three already? Oh, no. Don't do that, though. I'm ball four. What are you talking about? You certainly know what that feels like. You're all on five ball, right? Yeah, the ball's taking you on five balls. He just said turn off extra ball. He didn't say put it on three ball.
141:09
$75 million is the dollar amount to achieve. Closest to without going over, folks. I won $75 million. Yeah, me too. You know, in my, realistically, here's the thing. I want to get famous enough to hold a pinball tournament where when you win, you get to play a pinball machine, and the point amount that you put up is the dollar amount you take home. Oh, wow. NBA fast break.
141:37
Right. 13 whole dollars. Get out of here, nerd. Or like really old, old, old wood rail. Yeah, exactly. Like play an old EM. If you put up like 300,000 points, there's your money. Get out of here.
141:52
Yeah, it would have to be a .5.4. All right, we've got GammaGo with 4.2 going for the dollar approach. Martin. I was so worried about the tilt, I neglected to hit the flipper. Ooh. The Amarant?
142:10
Theoretically, GammaGoat, everyone could go over. I think someone started sparking. Yeah. GammaGoat, your score is drifting off screen, bro. I know.
142:29
It's 42, really. It just cut off a little. 42, easy. You know what? If you just crop the four off, it'll be $241 million.
142:40
I got one ball to do this now. Still over, though, bro. Sorry. Ben, you're doing pretty good at 12. Tim Ballers is about 30.
142:49
We've got a couple of Sparkies. It's got to come back. It's not even happening. This is like Sparky Mania. It is. I've seen all the Sparky.
143:02
I don't know what ball I'm on. It's not there. For sale, Metallica. I love it. Lightly used. Don't we split across floor 10 times?
143:21
Just a nice. Just a nice ball one you got going on right there. You got it, yeah. Rough go at that one.
143:35
There's a Guardians with about 10 mil. Who do we have sitting on top right now? I think there might be pinballers with 36 mil at ball two. Yeah, Probe is right behind him, though. I have 34 on ball two. Oh, yeah, and Matthew's got 34. I have Crank it up on a plunge.
143:51
What's that? He's got the cheater bouncing set up. Barely made it to the top lanes. I need to get the 4X super skill shot.
144:03
I've got about 60. Oh, wow, yeah, Zach's got 61. Yeah, that's, uh, we're going for 75, ladies and gentlemen, 75. It's a 7 and a 5. A 7 to end a 5.
144:17
So much going on, yeah. There's a lot going on. Pimblers ends with 41. Not bad. Bernie's got 55. Probe the Straight started his crank it up, fade to black.
144:39
And Matthew's also in fade to black. Now, remember, your score, like, even if you end up with, like, 45, like, don't sweat it because the people that are in front of you could go over. Yeah. But at the end of the score, Jack. You're saying I have a chance with 10 million. Yes, absolutely not. Well, you did until someone ended with 24. What I didn't tell you was it was golf rules and Gamma Goat.
145:10
Winner. It was actually the furthest from 75. Oh, God. But I got disqualified because I tilted a bunch.
145:21
Nice. As long as it's not an intentional tilt, I think you're okay. I'm not sure some of those were. So, Pitballers is at 41. Ben, how much does it count? Oh!
145:35
What the frick, dude? Damn it. Aw, Zach. All right. Ball two. I should not have taken that last shot. What are the scores? So, it looks like Jake's got a 58.9. I have 55.3 on ball three. Oh, my. So, are those two? I have some potential. I have potential to choke. This kid's a contender. We got Matthew. Did you say this kid's a Nintendo? A contender. Oh. A contender.
146:08
I love Nintendo. I heard that. That's a daddy water popping off. Gross. That's the nastiest thing I've ever heard.
146:20
I'm not going to lie. No comment. I don't want to think about it. Please, we're done with that conversation.
146:30
Scrub right here. So, Greg's at 43. Junior. I started cross. He's 38. So, Bernie's at 58. What? So, we've got just Matthew left playing. So, I think Jake. Oh, wait. Is it Jake? So, Bernie's at 58.8, and Jake is at? 58.9. Oh. So Jake is the score to beat at 58.9.
146:59
Matthew's at 60. He could still mess this up. Wait, it's a ball right now, Matthew. Come on, ball three. No one's up. You should just drain. He's closest. Honestly, Matthew, if you drain, you win.
147:13
But maybe we shouldn't tell people that. Oh, I knew. I'm okay with you not telling them that. Yo, yingling. There you go, dog. All right, Matthew. Congratulations.
147:23
All right, so here's what we're going to do next, folks. I want to do, what the hell is a kaiju? That's a giant monster, right? Did you have a Godzilla in the box? It's like Mothra or Godzilla. Kaiju big battle?
147:35
We are going to do a highest score after a certain time limit. All right? So I'm going to say after one second, I'm going to leave my camera up here with a timer and I'm going to just chime in when we hit the minutes and I'm going to say after five minutes whoever has the highest score wins apparently Kiju is Canadian for minutes you're supposed to play for an entire five minutes okay how about three minutes you can't play pinball for five minutes not in one game what about restarts yeah no I mean, if you want to risk it, go for it. No, no, restart.
148:22
It's a time. It's risk-reward. It's time. You want to restart it? Is five minutes too long for y'all? No.
148:30
Which he said. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Okay, go. Five minutes. At the end of five minutes. That includes Spoonie. And I will give you a minute-by-minute update. All right.
148:47
The highest score after five minutes wins. And then after that, does everyone have full range of motion to play a one-handed game? Yes. Oh, God. Do you want to be one-handed or five minutes?
149:01
Perfect. Okay, so we're doing the five minutes first. All right. I need a thumbs up from everybody. Yeah. Cool sideways thumbs up. Love it. I'll do it if you don't want me to. Let me just make sure the timer works. I turn on the actual game camera. Looks good. Okay.
149:19
Lauren, Stephanie, if you want to count them down, I will hit start when you say go. Go ahead, Steph. Okay.
149:27
Five, four, three, two, one, go. And they're off. We are two seconds into the battle. It's not just a score.
149:39
Five seconds in, and already we have a wide variance of scores from 31,000 to almost a million. Oh, wait, no, that's, yeah. What a haunting amount of time.
149:50
Five minutes is fine, unlike my wedding night. Wow, Shadow Pills. Okay. Hot yikes. Oh. Sorry, Internet, I'm trying to move the timer. We are 30 seconds in, and people are already yelling at their machines. Dang. Stupid game. Let me move my face out of the way. Come on, Ford.
150:13
Without you yelling at myself, okay. I'm done. All right. How much are you yelling at Fred? Hot Cities is at almost three already.
150:23
I actually can play pinball. Am I really? Pinballer's, I think, about 3.7. Wait, so are we doing restart? You can restart if you want. We are one minute in. I can't get the animation. Okay, okay.
150:41
Fuck off. Thank you. Fuck off. Restart as you wish. Yeah, restart all day. I don't give a thing. She doesn't give a flip. I don't give a flip. Don't swear, Jack. Damn it.
150:57
We still have a wide variety of scores, which would make sense. Yeah, Ken's at 5.7, which is pretty good. I think five is probably leading right now. Yeah, I would be inclined to agree. Five is six. Yeah, Matthew also has five.
151:14
Family show, exactly. I think I just beat my attempts at 75 million. We got a seven. I'm not saying I can blame him, but I think we are. He's up here with a seven as well.
151:26
You have it overlaid in OBS over Zoom as well. Yes. It's almost up to seven. That's so you can see it, Internet, but also. So people in Zoom can see it because they're not watching the stream. All right, you are two minutes in. You have three minutes left.
151:43
GammaGoat's got 17. Matthew's not far behind at 6.5. Or 16.5, excuse me. GammaGoat is 10. Look at you.
151:55
Why can't you just get this? Spinball nerd in it. Oh, come on. Boxing's got 13. I was sure that was coming back.
152:09
Walt's got 10. Ken's got 12. GammaGoat's up to 22 on ball three. Matthew's got a blip. We're looking together at 27 or 37. I think it's 37. Pinballer says 39. By the way, yeah, you're welcome to restart all you want, but just know that we are three minutes in.
152:32
You got two minutes to make your points. Oh, God. Speak and destroy. Matthew's out there with 41, 42.
152:48
Emma just killed it. What a God. Emma, you can restart if you want, unless you don't think you're going to get. I don't think I can get 27 in a minute and a half. Pinballers is 47.
153:03
Oh, wow. We have like dueling for whom the bell tolls. Yeah, 49 over here with Matthew. 51 with pinballers.
153:12
You guys are both coming back up. Bowery is up to 21. 27 at Five Cities. How much time is left? You have a minute and 15 seconds. All right.
153:24
I can uplift. Where does everything drink? The bloopers just seem a little shorter. Oh, I hate pinball.
153:34
This is your one-minute warning. That's how you know you're having fun. Yeah. Ken's got 27. Nice score, Ken.
153:47
Matthew's got 59. 10 ballers. Let's see what we got. I think that's our other contender. 54 for Matthew. Pimblor's got a combo of from the belt holes. You guys got about 30 seconds.
154:04
30-second warning. Yeah, restarting would be bad unless you have, like, literally a million.
154:13
All right, Pimblor's ends at 78. Nice. 15 seconds. 10. 9. Matthew's got 99. 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hands off the game. Woo! All right, let's see where we're at. Man, Matthew's looking pretty good. 103.
154:42
103 for Matthew. What are we looking at here? What are we looking at? Matthew, you might have taken that, Martin. Yeah. Well done, buddy. The closest I see is to a ball as your 78. Yeah. The bar is at 42, which ain't bad. Ken's got 38. I just collected it. 29, 27. Did anyone get 50 on the nose? Nobody. Got it. That would be amazing.
155:12
You do not get the vacuum cleaner set. Right. No vacuum cleaner for you. The Hoover stays with us. All right. So we're going to do one more battle, ladies and gentlemen, if that's all right. One more, and it's going to be one-handed. Oh, God. Okay.
155:28
Can I use my Now, here's the only stipulation. You have to hold something in your other hand. You have to. That's like a fantastic Give me the bottle. We were playing Oktoberfest one-handed with a beer in the other hand. It was an empty beer. I need to read up on daddy water. That's so disgusting. Let's not do that.
155:55
Moms can drink beer too Yeah Although mommy water Oh that's almost worse Yeah please hold a small Super Nintendo Or whatever the hell that is Is that a bag of jerky? Wait Ian what the hell are you holding? It's my boomstick Oh my man My boomstick Does anybody get bonus points for the funniest thing held? I hope so Clorox White wow is that with the fat dude if you can hold that BB-8 the entire time I'm about to win this so can someone please hold an animal I'm gonna be close to it someone get their cat can I get my dog yes please I'll be right back please wait yo if Matthew whatever their holding... Does it have to stay in that hand, or can they switch hands? No, they can't. I'm keeping it in one hand, so... You can't switch hands. You're supposed to play with the same hand. Your item should be visible at all times. I do like that. Oh, I like that, too.
157:11
Was that a critter? Abari, what the hell was that? Was that a critter? Yes, it is. Oh, my God. I've got to get on the left here real quick.
157:20
Guys, it's a turtle. Is that a real turtle? Is that a Lexi Lightspeed Translight? Yeah, I'm going to go Lexi Lightspeed Translight. You guys have the weirdest... Is that a real turtle?
157:30
I have a dog. Let's go. Dude, is that a puppy? Okay. It's a full-on dog. Everything is great. Is that a Nintendo... What the frick? Virtual Boy.
157:47
Why do you have one of those? I have everything, man. Okay. I'm into it. All right. So we're just going to play three balls. There's no timer. Just get as high a score as you can. You get one go at it. Make sure that I can see your gameplay. Aw, little puppers. What's the dog's name? His name's Carson. Carson? After Carson once. After Carson Daly? Yeah, I get it. He's so cute.
158:19
I want that Critter hand puppet, by the way, debuting. It's fucking incredible. Yeah, that thing is awesome. Damn, that thing's awesome. Okay, ladies, if you want to count us down, I'll wait until Zach gets back. You say this is one ball only? No, you're playing all three balls. One hand. Use your foot to plunge. Is there a foot to what? Use your foot. I'm trying to do a super skill. Use your foot to plunge. Is that okay? Listen, if you could use other parts of your body to hit the other flipper, you go to town, dude. I'm just saying, I want one hand with something in it at all times. and you cannot switch that item to your other hand. Also, this critter has some weight. Is Pinballer holding a Boba Fett helmet? That's awesome.
159:00
That's thick, dude. The Mandalorian. All right. Lauren, Stephanie, if you want to count us down, please do so. All right. It's our last one, girl. Let's do it together. All righty. Three, two, one, go.
159:17
Oh, my God, that's so heavy. Avari, I can't see your gameplay, you ding-dong. Matthew, can I give you a super point for Parker? He's adorable, but he may have hindered your gameplay.
159:31
And because there might be a wriggling ball. No, there is not. Change it to a full scene. Matthew, holding a dog. Crow the streets, a virtual boy. We got a Super Nintendo mini coming in from the pinballers. Lexi Lightspeed Translate with Gamma Goat. Ben Ting holding a Xbox controller.
159:52
Yeah. Delaware Pinball is – I can't see Delaware Pinball's other hand. Oh, okay. He's holding a – Bernie holding a beverage in his hand, as is Kyle. Well done. Walt is holding a mouse. Looks like a mouse. Foxy is holding a Gingling. We got a Critter's Puppet for a Bari game bar. God, I want that thing. Zach Walloon's holding some Clorox wipes. We got a Boba Fett helmet with pinballer. Sorry, dude. And Kemp is playing with two hands.
160:25
Just kidding. I don't know what the hell he's holding. He's holding my heart. All right, what ball are we at? We're at ball two of pinballers. We are on... Ball three for Kemp. Ball two of the Bari. ball three with Matthew, but he's playing with a freaking live dog in his hands. He's playing with a multi-ball with a dog in his hands.
160:56
Man, I feel like you should get extra points. There has to be a handicap for having a live animal in your hand. The living thing.
161:05
He's so scared right now. He's so tense. Oh, puppy. Oh, little buddy, I'm sorry for yelling. I mean, to be fair, There are women that kick butt wearing a baby strap to that. Yeah, buddy. Have you seen dudes kick butt with a baby strap? What a notch! Yeah. There you go. Super Ben Parenting for the win. Anybody have crates up yet? Ben Parenting. Are you ready to post pass? Call Peter. What? To say how adorable this is?
161:33
Where's that fucking turban? This is like the most adorable thing I've ever seen. The Clorox wipes. The Clorox wipes and the critter thing, those are a very close second place. Having a dog enter any stream immediately makes it 10,000 times better.
161:50
Internet, where are my subs at? I got a dog on stream. Come on. If you were going to sub that now, this would be just fine. Where's my money? There's an animal on stream.
161:59
Just put, you got balance drops on stream. I should just put drops in the, you know what? Can I get in trouble for that? Hey, there's no one with a D-S-S-P-A.
162:12
Oh, come on. I got drops. Ballerina drops. Make the dog one. Oh, all right. T-O-S, T-O-S. I'm done. Oh, what'd you come out with? Make sure to switch to your score cam when you're done, please. 13.
162:32
13? 11. Looks like 13 is our current air bike. Thirteen is sitting on high right now. Got a couple of elevens.
162:41
I'll have to learn to sub. Still trying to figure out the switching. Oh, it's all good, Shadow. Don't sweat it, bud. I know. I'm trying. I get this. We should put our logo on the score camera. I agree. Wow. And the person camera.
163:00
Well, your logo's definitely showing up when we show all the streams. Ten. 26.6 million owning it. Here's with Foley.
163:11
Did you miss the final? Yeah, the final was won by Matthew Richardson. What a G. Second place went to Probe the Streets. All right, 17 million with the pinballers. Only seven for me and Critter. A hot seven.
163:28
Don't do it. Oh, God. Oh, I don't. What if you could drop exclusive code updates? Yo, LaserList, that'd be fucking hilarious. It's Stern. Made you have to come to my channel to get the link to download your updates for your pinball machines. What?
163:47
I mean, Uncle Gary might actually be into that. I'll holler at him. Yeah, so, yes, chat. He was not holding the dog when he won. I was not. Yeah, he hasn't been holding it the whole time. Does Critter Doll have dandruff, by the way?
164:04
Please clear the chat notification in Zoom. Is it triggering you a little bit? I'll get rid of it. There you go. I probably should have read that. There it goes.
164:13
All right, so who do we have still playing right now? It looks like nobody. 22 million coming in from Jake. But Ken here, I think he had 26. Ken got 26? Yep. Dog. Nice job. Well done, Ken. What were you holding, Ken, because we couldn't see what you were holding. I was holding a Mexican Coke. Nice. General Yago says the multiple Coke bottle is probably the best thing to hold while playing one-handed. There you go. How about it?
164:49
If this is Oktoberfest, different story. Well, did I start an animal trend? Can everyone switch over to their face cameras for me? Yep. Transitions.
165:03
By the way, Fox Cities, I honestly thought you were wearing a sports coat, like you dressed up for this. I should have.
165:11
Oh, man. Nice logo, by the way, Fox Cities. That's a nice little transition. I know, you're doing them settings, too. Abari, mail me that immediately or I'm never talking to you again.
165:22
That is like the most adorable thing besides the dog. Love critters. All right. streamers thank you so much for helping us do this and participating I do appreciate it I hope you had a blast I know I did Lauren, Stephanie thank you for doing commentary thank you Lauren and Stephanie thank you for having us internet thank you all for watching tonight Penn Stadium thank you for the gifted subs and uh yeah baby thanks Penn Stadium do any of you on screen right now do you have an attack for Mars I have a Yeah, we got one here. Yeah? Well, I better see you next week, okay? Because that's what we're playing. I don't care if it's a remake or an original.
166:05
GammaGoat is giving me a fat thumbs down. Aw, no. Oh, man, Prospector Day. Listen, Prospector Day is going to be probably you and me yelling at you the entire time. We could get Ron in on that, probably.
166:18
All right, gentlemen, thank you so much for playing tonight. I do appreciate it. Congratulations to Matthew for winning the bracket tournament, that tournament that we ran there. Held the dog the entire time, folks. It was crazy.
166:31
Again, Lauren, Stephanie, thank you so much. And I'll see you next week. Thanks, guys. All right, thank you. Have a great night. Have a good one. Love you. Bye. Bye, all. Bye-bye. Thanks, guys.
166:46
All right, Internet. Yo, Internet. Thank you for hanging out tonight. This was awesome. I think, okay, tell me how you felt about that. I felt like that went a lot better than the previous two nights.
167:00
Thoughts? Opinions? That layout for the head-to-head, I'm going to rethink it to make it a little nicer so that it's not as busy and a little more clear as to what's going on.
167:13
It was awesome. Hell yeah. Big shout-out to Lauren and Stephanie. for doing the commentary for us. Needed some pin music from at least one person. I agree, but really, if you watch... That's tough. It's tough.
167:32
Thanks, y'all. Yo, Lauren, thank you so much, buddy. Thanks for organizing, Jack. I played awful, but I had a great time. Bernie, you did great, buddy. Better every week. Hell yeah. It's been running smoother each week. Thank you. We good? Yeah. Needs tunes. you know what we should i'll figure something out music wise uh because we can't i can't rely on one person's game audio because that would be weird so i would have to pump in like our own sort of like copyright free music or something like that underlying running the entire time um love you guys been fun yeah what are you going to play now the uh it's called walking home without someone touching me. It's a fun game. I was staying six feet from anyone else and trying to avoid all coughing clouds and idiots that are still walking around smoking without masks that you want to trip and shove the entire cigarette into their mouth.
168:31
Amazing stuff, as always. Yo, Penn Stadium, thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. And everyone who subbed and resubbed tonight, I'm sorry if I missed everything. I will run through that right now, actually.
168:43
We got Molly Hatchett gifted that 10. pin stadium with the five teddy thank you for the 48 months in a row gamma goat with the two months subferior with the eight pin sloth for 17 months in a row ribo flavor dropped 100 bits pride pinball with the 200 bits ghosty devil for 25 months in a row that tier two rude vm thank you for the seven months in a row meta knight gifting that sub to bulbous rubs pinball nerds podcast with the 10 Bits, Neil McRae, with 41 months in a row at Tier 2. Neil McRae hosted me. What a god. And that's about it. So, folks, thank you so much for the support tonight.
169:24
It's rough to put this on every night, and I keep trying to make it better. So hopefully at some point we can run real awesome tournaments. And I'm guessing we've got two more weeks before this is something that I will give stuff away for. Okay? I will I will poke stern until they give me something dope and I will give something away to the winner and we will have a great. We'll have a great night. Yeah. So, again, thank you so much for the help for everyone who participated. Lauren and Stephanie, you freaking killed it tonight. Next week, we're going to have some more commentators and I'm going to go home. All right. So thank you. You're beautiful. And, you know, don't don't touch your face, you know, and go play pinball. and go play pinball with your face.
170:12
Tremendous bomb. More trans lights. I mean, listen, I got a lot of stuff to mail out, which I'm not happy about, but we're going to do it. If you have any notes whatsoever about this broadcast, okay, DM me. All right? DM me. Let me know what you think, and we will get it situated.
170:31
And, yeah, because I'm learning a lot from you. I'm learning a lot from just doing it. I DM'd you. Thank you, Mike. I appreciate it. All right, folks. Have a good night. You're beautiful. I love you. And you smell great. And someone give me a Metallica, okay? Someone give me a freaking Metallica. This game is so good.
170:50
Okay. You know what I want? I want to see Emoto. Hold on. There she is. Look at that. She's so proud of us, Internet. She's so proud of what we've done tonight. She's so proud of everyone that competed tonight. Emoto giving us high praise this was better than 99 corporate cleansing alright folks have a great night I love you I drank too much white claw bye Emoto