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New Kode. Let's Kiss. | Kiss - Stern | Aug 14, 2017

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TL;DR

Jack Danger tests new Kiss code updates and teases upcoming machine reveals.

Summary

Jack Danger streams Kiss Stern pinball with new code updates on August 14, 2017. The stream focuses on testing changes to Love Gun multiball and other rule adjustments while interacting with the Twitch chat community. Jack mentions upcoming Thursday streams of two new pinball machines at a location and discusses various gameplay strategies.

Key Claims

  • Love Gun multiball was modified so players can start it instead of shooting up a ramp

    high confidence · Direct gameplay observation: 'I heard through the grapevine that maybe Spilling Kiff Army likes Love Gun instead of having to shoot up that ramp' and later confirmation 'You couldn't start multiball, but now you can'

  • Demon multiball ball save is now a configurable setting rather than always-on

    high confidence · Chat clarification: 'Demon multivolve save is a setting. Oh, it's a setting now. So, it's not a real thing'

  • Heaven on Fire mode is now easier in the new code

    medium confidence · Host observation during gameplay: 'Heaven's up fire is way easier now'

  • Colin McAlpine (Snail Man) won Pinburgh 2017

    high confidence · Direct announcement: 'Mr. Snail Man is Colin McAlpine, the Winner of Pinburgh 2017'

  • Two new pinball machines will be streamed on Thursday at a location

    high confidence · Jack's announcement: 'Something special is probably happening this Thursday. In the land of pinball... Thursday we're going To be streaming two different machines. On location' and 'They're both new?...Yeah'

Notable Quotes

  • “if it wasn't for the other three guys in Deadflip, I would not have stuck it out as long as I did”

    Jack Danger@ 14:09 — Expresses gratitude to Deadflip co-hosts for keeping him engaged in pinball

  • “You ain't tilting, you ain't trying”

    Jack Danger@ 52:37 — Casual philosophy about aggressive pinball play

  • “This game wants you to freaking suffer, man”

    Jack Danger@ 70:09 — Assessment of Kiss pinball difficulty and design philosophy

  • “Kiss equals pee, correct”

    Jack Danger@ 81:47 — Humorous observation about Swedish word meanings during gameplay

Entities

Jack DangerpersonColin McAlpinepersonKissgameStern PinballcompanyDeadfliporganizationPinburgh 2017event

Signals

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Colin McAlpine (Pinburgh 2017 winner) appears in stream chat, confirming top tournament players engage with streaming community

    high · Jack identifies Snail Man as 'Colin McAlpine, the Winner of Pinburgh 2017' and discusses meeting him

  • ?

    announcement: Two new pinball machines to be revealed/streamed Thursday at a location; both are new machines

    high · Jack: 'Thursday we're going To be streaming two different machines. On location...They're both new?...Yeah'

  • ?

    product_strategy: Kiss code update includes Love Gun multiball accessibility improvement, Demon multiball save toggle, and Heaven on Fire difficulty reduction

    high · Gameplay confirmation of Love Gun multiball startup change, demon save setting option, and Heaven on Fire being 'way easier now'

Transcript

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0:00
you Listen to the Smiths for a little bit, because I've had some songs in my head for a while.
3:17
Doing pretty good. Hot in Cali. My man. Victoria is the best Mexican beer. It is good. It is good. Now they sell it in the States, apparently.
3:30
I need a place to put my beer. ASOC. I'm not going to... I don't hurt anyone's feelings. I don't... Listen, I'm not very opinionated. Hello?
3:53
Got to make sure everything's horizontal. That's the monster You gotta try third rail bologna beer Dude I've never had beer made out of bologna How's everyone doing? Sorry I didn't stream on Friday Sorry That meeting went really long
4:24
Blue Moon is pretty good, man. Blue Moon is pretty good. Yeah, I know. It's so good. It's crazy. Yeah, the meeting I had went really long. Shrag, it's what's up. But the meeting went great. So, we are...
4:46
I think I can tell you guys more in like a few days. Or in like a week. Maybe. but my manager and I sat down and we're gonna we're steamrolling some stuff which is great there's some a couple of giant and when I say giant I mean imagine the biggest esports events that would like Jack Danger to host these events up there the microphone Ding dong, my tits are hard. Right? It's a call out from my boy, Eat My Dixon. Love you, dude.
5:37
Could you imagine how much shit I would get if every time someone subbed just an audio clip of me saying, Ding dong, my tits are hard. How much crap do you think I would get?
5:52
Right? Because some of the biggest streamers on Twitch, they don't give a frick. JP, right? It's a little, uh,
6:04
little playlist I put together, some of my favorite Smith songs. What do we have to say on his word around the office? Oh my god.
6:29
Sabotage, are you kidding me, buddy? Welcome to the league. Your amazing ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Sabotage. You could show some love in chat. Thank you for dropping that Twitch prime on me, buddy. I do appreciate it. Enjoy your flippers and butts.
6:48
Positive vibes for Ric Flair. Yeah, no kidding, man. Yo, sabotage. You're the business. Folks, there it is. Spam them booties.
7:01
Woo! Welcome, buddy, welcome. Welcome aboard, Tex. Haven't been around as much lately. I'm a rock. For 26 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League of Amazing Leagues. Ladies and gentlemen, Flippers about to hop. haven't been around as much lately life responsibilities, dude I love you, I'm a rock, thank you for everything, man enjoy your butts, man kappa, kappa, no kappa I need like the AC to kick on, dude, I'm dying alright, Tats, have a good one, BB Can we battle at PAX Prime, a.k.a. West? JP, yes, but I don't know if there's a pinball machine showing up. So, if a machine is coming, the battle is on. If you can beat me, we're going to... We'll play pinball, but we'll verify, like, this game.
8:09
That we're going to play right now. If you beat me, I owe you a beer. Oh, shit, it's difficult! What's up, ACOM? Good to see you, stud.
8:20
There's always pinball machines there. Ah, JP. All the packs that I go to, there's only one machine that's brought around. And it's only there because a buddy of mine brings it there for me to set up and teach on.
8:39
And the streamer responds, uh-oh. Welcome aboard, Junior. Gory, Rory, for 11 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the League of Music. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up! Alright, Amarok, let's see what this is. Hold on, let me pause this.
9:02
I like the... Hold on, I can't hear it, so I'm going to turn it up just a little bit. Ask ChicaMotocons.
9:14
Amarok FGC. Welcome aboard, Junior. Everybody to the great stage. I mean, who made that? That looks like I could have made that in Mario Paint. But they were like, alright, that's it. Let's make it happen. Emoticons ready. Good shit, I like it.
9:37
Hold on, I can't tell if that was good or bad. Shannon, for 26 months, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen, slippers and butt-sup. Wait, Amara. So I had a little trouble hearing that. Give me the TLDR.
9:56
Did he like him or dislike him? I can't tell. It sounded like it was both. Lord, sweet. Jaded, we're not even close to me. like overwhelming the stream with. It made him laugh. I think he liked how cheesy they are. It's cool. Good to know. Anyway, good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead to the Pinball. Today is Monday. I don't know what the date is. He said he could make them in Mario Pay. There it is. Awesome. Yo, what's up, buddy? Thank you for coming. We're going to see what this new code on KISS is doing.
10:45
I heard it makes some things easier, but Gavin just posted that he found a bug. So we'll see what happens. Welcome aboard, Junior. I'm 2.95.454 2 effing years. Thank you for maintaining membership to the league, buddy. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy that OG bet. Yes, my man. It's your minute now. I've missed you.
11:13
Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, you were four months away from that OG badge. Nava, love you, man. Love you, love you, love you.
11:26
Blow up the chat. Welcome aboard, Junior. This is your head for 17 months in a row. thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen,
11:44
whippers and butts up. You guys are nuts. You're freaking nuts. I love you. Holy crap. The support is out the freaking window right now.
11:56
Woo! When you played that, Judge Dredd, did you ever imagine this is where you'd end up? Lord Squeak, not even effing close, dude. Alright, I'm going to take a photo and say we're live. The resub train is effing steaming along. Alright, here we go. So I gotta take a photo. Alright. We are live. Exclamation point. Come give me a kiss. I did it! twitch.tv forward slash dead underscore flip and then take a photo. Yo RapGod, how you doing sexy? Yeah, Dread was the game that got me into pinball. No, we want to get it. Yeah.
13:13
Tweet. Good, bro. How about you? Rap God, I am awesome, man. I feel awesome. Everything is effing awesome. We're listening to the Smiths. I'm drinking a beer on my cheat day.
13:26
Everyone smile. Zero. Did anyone smile for that photo? I hope so. I hope you physically smiled. Yo, Fresh Poetic, what's up, baby? Good to see you, doo-doo. Can I call you doo-doo?
13:50
All right, look at this. Zero. Game over. Zero. All default scores. Anything we put up. A big thank you to Nick for enabling Jack in his early days. No shit, Lord Squeak.
14:05
I'll tell you, Lord Squeak, if it... Okay, I fell into pinball. But if it wasn't for the other three guys in Deadlift, I would not have stuck it out as long as I did.
14:18
Fresh Poetic for 22 months in a row. You were two months away from that OG badge. Ladies and gentlemen, Flickerson Bust-Up, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league.
14:28
You're amazing. You're freaking gorgeous. I love you. Dark, I love you, man. How you doing, stud? Do-do-do-do-do-do. Yeah, if it wasn't for Brad buying the machines and leaving them there,
14:41
Nick going to pinball events and dragging me along, Dave, because he's cute, you know. Dave's a cute kid. Go look at Dave.
14:58
you I don't know. What's your favorite color in the net? Sandwich?
21:17
The light of the cat man. There he is. And we'll break the shot. Holy crap. I feel like the... Maybe I adjusted the legs wrong.
21:38
So there's something... They did something with Love Gun multiple. From what I hear, production finished. Oh, okay. The Kitty Man. Yeah, dude. So here's the deal. I heard through the grapevine that maybe Spilling Kiff Army likes Love Gun instead of having to shoot up that ramp. So let's see what that does.
22:16
So I heard. Unicode, what's up, sexy? All right, so there's Army. Now if I hit that K, I think it's gonna start multiball? Is that how that works? It's a code update, so I don't know.
22:38
Did not do anything. It did light backstage pass though. What exactly do you mean? That'd be a nice improvement because I hit that ramp. It did nothing. I thought I read in the patch notes that it did something. Can someone pull up the patch notes really quick?
22:58
Maybe if I hit that Y. No, that didn't do anything. Okay. Um, I don't know. Puts you in an entirely different table. Oh my god.
23:16
Get a skill shot, and now you're playing on a medieval net. Yeah. So whatever I read about that happening is not the case. Yeah, someone go download the patch notes off of Stern and tell me what you find out.
23:44
I mean, we're doing some nutty shit. Um... Yeah, I deserve that drain. Holy shards. Good of you to me if you don't know these things.
24:06
Fix debounce times. Save progress adjustments for Demon and Love Gun. Yeah, someone let me know. TLDR, man. I can't read that.
24:25
TLDR, buddy. My ability to read is a three-spun geneticon. And I'm streaming. Please! Woo! Ball saved in it. It wasn't even the ball saved. How can you say I go the wrong way? Looks like you couldn't even multiball before, I'm sorry. Multiball didn't even exist before. Alright, all the balls. Oh, really? Oh, you couldn't start multiball, but now you can. That's what it was.
25:25
Shit! I mean, art! Wait! Did I get it in time? Oh, darn! Unicode! My man, good to see you, BB. So that should have given me an add-a-ball and it didn't. Um... Because I got it before it counted the chart. Damn, man.
25:48
Man, we are getting everything here. 2x bonus multiplier. I still kiss Army so many times. Backstage pass is lit like freaking 30 times.
26:07
Lit instruments, snack carry, ball to ball. That's great. new track holy shit Wonko did I get double scoring also all scores doubled for 40 seconds wait for 40 seconds what why does that seem incorrect
26:48
Yo, Dark, welcome back, buddy. Super Ramp, they're completed! You completed your Super Ramp! What's with Blanco? Raise priority of track? I know that you could start Love Gun and get your instrument lit at the same time. Now. Before you could not.
27:48
So is that two? Okay, that's two. Come back down. Yeah. Yeah, baby. So they fix and change a lot of stuff, which is great. Sharks! So there's a hurry up mode, huh? I mean there is a hurry up on the machine but that's always existed. That's always existed.
28:51
Damn, that bonus is huge. Ummm, alright let's see. No, that wasn't a tilt. I was concerned about a tilt though.
29:11
Alright, one more shot for Jamone. Five-week camping trip. Yo, good to see you, ZZ Top. Damn, that bonus is huge.
29:31
So, um, something is now supposed to happen with a ball state problem, or... Oh my god. Get in again. Thank you. That's all I wanted. Holy crap.
30:09
Wait, did I already get the add-a-ball? Hold on. What the hell is Deuce scoring? Wait, hit the Deuce three times? What? What the fuck is the Deuce? Where's the Deuce?
30:32
We finally got a multiball. Multi-Balls have existed in this game forever, man. I'm not sure why people are saying they're not there.
30:45
So what's the HP thing? Oh, I don't know. Zen Wall. Just a fun little game for when people donate. Braving Sock Monkey, how you doing, buddy?
31:03
So what should we shoot for here? Hit the books. Oh. Holy moly. So what should we shoot for? The lit shots, thank you. Fresh poetic.
31:28
I mean to explore some of the stuff that has been changed. Oh yeah, wait what? Boo, thank you so much for that. 100 booties.
31:53
Yo, thanks Dart. We got that GT boys. That was almost a bad game. Woo! Go clean? Yes. Yo, what's up, Skip?
32:16
So I think I'm going to go for the, uh, Kip's army. Or, wait, how do you get to Heaven on Fire? Sorry.
32:24
TLBR, give me the brief description. How do I get Heaven on Fire? Pinball Dwarf! We have the pinball puppies. Do you guys remember the pound puppies? Ah shit, I was picking my nose. I mean rubbing my nose. Completely grid. But in any color Holy shark Red keg With the freaking 10,000 beers A cheer to you stud I love you buddy Can I get some Harkin chap please Holy crap red Thank you so much Jester with the host Thank you stud Red keg That's absolutely My favorite cheer emote 100% my favorite cereal you know. Thank you boss. Daisy Cutter! One million peers!
33:45
Hi? What do you mean hi? You mean hello? How are you? Wait, are you like an ex-girlfriend and you're wondering why you're watching me right now?
34:04
I mean ex-boyfriend. Message deleted for correction. Oh my god. I looked away. What have you done? Wow, we know Jeff's secret.
34:29
It ain't a secret, buddy. I make out with anyone. For destruction. Yeah, thanks, guys. Okay. You distracting little turtles.
34:54
Alright, let me trap up here. Holy sharts! Gory Rory! Coming in freaking hot with the 1500 bits. You're a monster! Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Gory. Hearts, whatever. Dude, thank you. I love you. Holy sharts.
35:15
Jester, how you doing, BB? Wowzers. Dude, seriously, Dory, you're nuts. Oh, get up there, lift. Yes.
35:41
Oh, the slaves. Shark, hole. Are you effing kidding? Okay, hold on. Hold on. Does completing the grid mean just all the lights and that's it? So if I get Star Child, Spichemin, and the three instruments, then we're good?
36:13
Or does everything have to be white? You know what? Let's focus on getting Heaven on Fire. And we're going to do that.
36:24
What happened to the Twitch play, Finball? Oh, shit! I completely forgot about that. Dude, thank you for reminding me. I've got to holler at my boy.
36:32
I've had a to-do list, and 100% I keep forgetting to holler at my dude, Dan. Forgot all about that. The electronics are sitting right behind me, too. I'm a ding-dong.
37:03
Wow. So, it's good to carry over from all the ball. That's huge. Because that shot is stupid hard. kudos for reminding me about that bud seriously I've seen this happen I hate to leave when this but I'm heading back home alright dude have a good one buddy when the hottest jams are playing
37:43
All right, we're getting there. We're getting there. Heaven's up fire is way easier now.
37:57
Well, wait, if it's easier, what changed then? Because you still have to complete the grid, right? What the hell changed if it's easier?
38:13
Oh, lucky, lucky, oh my god, dude, that, that launched like right away. Woohoohoohoo, that juggle! Corner flip before dead end. All right, remember, you've just got to turn them white. That's all you've got to do. So we're done with kits. Now we've got to work army. Only four instruments instead of sticks? Lagging. No, don't lag.
39:05
Alright, we've got to like the kitty man here. We're getting the super ramps out of the way. Love Guns Ready.
39:31
Metaphorical Wounds. I'm sorry. Is that the name of your band? Pretty sure you're overplaying for shit. You're overpaying for shit. Wait, what's happening?
39:45
Dude, I need this money for nachos and shit. Shit's pretty expensive now, dude. Alright, there's the cat man. Alright, two prints completed. Alright, we got screwed there. We got a little screwed there. Alright, cool. You see the drum between the pops is still lit. That's awesome.
40:30
That's awesome. Skip Natty, I quit beer for good, but today's a bit of a cheat day, so I'm able to drink a beer.
40:40
One beer. That was like a last clip dude. We should use multi-ball. Oh, I got an idea. If I... I'm picking up a Star Trek next gen. Tradition, nice dude!
41:16
Next gen hurts my feelings. Alright, so you can do progress towards army. Oh, that was stupid. I guess because these can just carry over, that makes, I guess, the mini-wizard mode easier, too.
41:39
You ever need a new liver or something? I'm sure we can, yeah. We'll crowdsource me a new liver, right?
41:47
Congrats, Tradition. That's awesome, dude. Oh, you know what we're going to do? Let's farm out. Hold on. I got an idea.
42:11
Because we've got to make the dude's face white all the way outside of army and kiss. So we've got to do this, too.
42:24
Another love gun would be great. Alright, there's another love gun and we got a new track list. So let's see if we can do this. getting fat I must be freaking well dude web cameras subtract 10 pounds did anyway
43:12
thank you Yeah, $200. Twitch Partners Swim Suit Calendar coming up? I wish, dude. I'd be all about that.
43:38
Oh, my God. That went up there. That actually went up there. Holy moly. Two down, two instruments to go.
44:10
That should be edible. Okay. Shoot the army target. That's a fat one. Are you effing kidding me dude?
44:39
Wow we got screwed. Come back down this way. Yeah. you Thank you. The pleasure and the privilege is mine. D-d-double sub! Yo, you got that combo sub.
51:25
Anywhere, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. Jack, is this the new mode? Wait, am I in a mode that I don't know?
51:40
No, there ain't... I ain't in no new mode. I don't think so. Oh, new code, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I had a piece of food in my eyeball.
51:58
Oh my god please Is that tilt number two on this specific game that we playing This is not going well for what we trying to achieve
52:29
This is how I tilt between the flip. Yeah, dude. You ain't tilting, you ain't trying. Stop. Start calling me something.
52:53
Shipping, shipping sharks, man. Slow down! We can do this. Thank you. Slippin' Flies! Alright, we just need some instruments. Aim for him in the Panja, King of Chicago. All right, well, we got screwed. What the frick? You screwed me three effing time.
53:36
Take me out. There's our edible if we want it. And apparently we do. Something's making... Oh, he's dancing. Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself All right, we got this. We're going to shoot the left Orbeeto.
54:13
Nailed it. I suck at pinball, guys. What? So we can use this to beat... Alright, that's it. We have 2x going and demon multiballs. And we have an anvil. So this is going to be pretty huge. I just doubled Gene's mouth. Turn down the disco.
54:58
Hey, teacher. Shit. Wait, what happened? The ball save. The ball save light was blinking. Did you see that? It was blinking. I deliberately didn't flip.
55:37
I thought I read in the notes that they fixed that somewhere. Right? Is that not the case? Clack, clack.
55:48
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ. I'm livid internet. Man, you know what, Drain? I think I even like you, ball. Welcome aboard, Junior.
56:05
This ball's my boy. I swear to God. If you would have showed me up, dude, I would have been pissed. Welcome aboard, Junior.
56:18
Holy freaking... Hold on. Guys, you're going ham and I love you. HR Ruiz 3, welcome to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up and cooking is bravo. For 21 months in a row, you were three months away, sir. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Blow up the chat. I want hearts. I want everything.
56:46
HR Ruiz 3, how are you, buddy? Thank you. for dropping that effing prime on me, dude. That means the world. Seriously, thank you so much.
57:04
Please. Mac Jedi with the butts and hearts. Demon multivolve save is a setting. Oh, it's a setting now.
57:30
So, it's not a real thing, that is what you're telling me, Boris. Damn. Alright, there's the faces. Uhhhhhhh! I'm just a follower and viewer. Dude, D'arcy, I love you, you're doing great.
57:57
You gotta figure out how to do, like, um, ASCII butts in slippers. Oh, dude, there was more to get them in order.
58:10
Oh! That I did not know. Look at that. Every one of those shots I got in order. Totally ruined it, Twitch. Yeah.
58:50
GG, Twitch. Sorry about that big move. Alright, here we go. Jesus. Okay. Alright, now it moves him around. That's pretty cool, too.
59:10
Oh, I'm on two effing warnings, Internet. Why didn't you warn me? Yo, Wolf, that's the butt right there, buddy.
59:24
Alright, so Demon Wolf player 2x, which sucks. Baby Sock Monkey's got army abilities. Okay, we need the rest of the faces. Right there? Okay, so that's all the faces. That's it.
60:10
There's some quality bucks. We're okay. It's a big slap. Quality discount bucks. I'll tell you why. We went from like a great ball one to now we're on ball three with like nothing going on. All right, we got this. Yo Red King, thanks for the 200 biddies. Gotta get some hearts in the bag. I love you Red, thank you so much dude. The booties. All right, so is that ball two? Okay. 200 booties. Just stay in the game. That's all you need to do. Demon multivolts ready. Now we're in demon multivolts and one or two more sets of the game. So now we're in Demon Multiball and one or two more shots we're going to have 2x playfield running forever. Alright, there's 2x playfield so everything we shoot is doubled, including the drain. But not bonus, just a drink. Alright, so our jackpot is actually 4x if we can shoot anything. There you go. 14 million for one shot. Yo, Dart. Keep throwing me off, dude. I love you, Dart. Thank you, buddy. Have fun eating dinner.
62:46
I love it. Oh, that's what we wanted. 2x still going. Welcome aboard. like, uh, dude, Mr. Snail Man with the Twitch Prime Stub Arena. Mr. Snail Man, I think that's a welcome back. I'm almost certain. Regardless, welcome back to the league, Mr. Snail Man. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for the Snail Man. Mr. Snail was my father. I may weakness, but it will never mind, never mind. Dr. Tilt- Oh, please! Flip or the bugs, uh, kneel, man. Good to see you, bud. Was that fall three? Oh my god. Internet, give me a beer. I got my new initials.
64:10
It's the same beer. Don't worry about it. The TK, one beer. Alright, Heaven on Fire. Easiest mode in the game.
64:27
Cicalico. Aw, thanks, Mad Jedi. Don't tell my wife. How about Cuckness? I kind of love that, too. One endless beer.
64:42
Dude, fuck. The cock initials. Snailmane, good to see you again, buddy. Right back. Okay. Get back to it.
65:14
Yeah dude, lick it up like one of the easier modes to finish, which I love. I'd subscribe after just decorating that dead flip cupcake. Dude, oh nice! Snail man, that's you! What's going on dude? Uh, am I... Could we not reveal your identity? All I want to say is congrats dude. Absolutely. You're nuts. You're freaking nuts!
65:44
I'm the worst pinball player. Why am I farming out? I keep forgetting what I'm shooting for. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Snail Man is Colin McAlpine, the winner of Pinburg 2017.
66:03
What a beast. Yo, Rooftop! How you doing, buddy? Like, I'm making top shots at nothing. That's what I'm doing, buddy. I'm shooting at absolutely nothing. Well, that shouldn't happen, but I'll take it.
66:48
You know, another day, bro. Wait, what's wrong? Raso carne. Carne. Raso carne. How you doing? You feeling good? Feeling all right?
67:02
Another day, another dollar. I hear you, bro. I hear you. Colin, the next time we know we're going to meet up, please bring that cup so I can drink out of it. I'll give you like a rental deposit, you know? Like, here's 50 bucks. Let me just use this as my drinking mug all night.
67:40
I swear to God. Okay. You know what? That's the effing... Thank you! Eww! Googling pictures of how hockey players...
68:21
There you go, dude! Any cup-based trophy I've ever won, I have been, uh, I've gotten obliterated. I didn't even try to flip it that. Uh, I got obliterated drinking.
68:40
Okay, let's work on the hard charts first. Cup and in a coma I have. Alright, we're going to use the multiball, and we're not going to shoot jackpots during the multiball. We're going to use the multiball to shoot everything else. But first off, let's get the Catman lit.
69:07
Yo! What's up, nerd? How you doing, DB? Let it bounce. Holy. Alright, up the ring, please. Sweet! I'm not going to just say it's all men.
69:34
Alright, there's all the things. And the catman. I love Chris Hill. Did this... Okay, Colin, let me ask you something. Does this game give you a hard time? I feel like if I'm just playing for points, I could be boring and shoot the same thing all day.
70:06
But, it's like... This game... This game wants you to freaking suffer, man. To pull off... Dude, I was so ready to just save that freaking ball. Okay. Alright, of course, we choose the hardest shot first. Alright, so we're through our first mode.
70:44
Okay, we got three balls. Three balls, boys. Watch this. One. We're just trying to spell Kist and Army.
70:56
Everything else is Cranius, Volstead, and Army. So we just need the A. And we'll get it like this. Check it.
71:09
Perfect. Look at us. Oh, you licked it, dude. There it is. Which also gives us an anabolic for the line. I guess we can start shooting jazz. Jazz pots now.
71:29
Never mind. Hit that up hard. Yeah, disconstraint. I'm so sorry. Dude, this squelched the... You... lucky SOB. Wonka, holy... Welcome aboard, Junior. I don't know what your type in there wants, but, uh... I think he's fine. It's a lot of fat tickets.
72:16
Dude, EBX... EVX for two years. EVX, enjoy your gold freaking ball. Thank you for my 10-year membership. To the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen. Click us and bust up. Holy crap, EVX, two years, man. Two years. That squelch actually hurts my ears? Yeah. It hurts everyone's ears and souls. It's a big squelch crusher.
72:48
I would love control. Let's watch the descending. We need one more ramp, one more instrument, and then shoot the scoop. Easy, right?
73:23
Fair enough. And because we over-explained it, say goodbye to the ball. Never meant to go. Alright, going up.
73:40
Shit, I mean first. Hit ramp, get instruments. Alright, that was too much explanation. Let's get instruments out of the way first.
74:06
We'll do instruments first, since... I hate my life. Use your hoodie spotted, yeah! Wait, is this real booty?
74:29
There it is. We hit that. killed it, can't wait til cock makes the leap two years and this has gone from pin streams devolving into drunken dancing and singing to dad danger and pinball streams devolving into drunken dancing Thanks buddy.
75:12
Just put a score and kiss. Hell yeah, creepy. That's so sexy. Go up the ramp. Yeah. Just another fall tonight.
75:32
Hell yeah. Why did I bust that? Yeah! Okay, that's two instruments. Oh, I did that. I did that right. Oh crap, it's Mike. What's up, dude? I apparently told him that playing pinball is enough that he needs to get drunk to entertain.
76:21
Mike, what's up, dude? Yo, you can't talk about the cops. The cops are here, man. Can't talk about the cops when the cops are here.
76:39
Alright, new song time. And then multi-ball. Came in the right time to vouch for that, Jerry. My man.
76:53
Yeah, Jack, your pinball's not going anywhere. I'm going to need you to get shit wasted. Alright, there's all the bees bees. Alright, we're getting some bees. Okay, that's what's up. Now there's a good chance we'll get 2x playfield whilst in love dance.
77:31
Looks like we're also going to be really close to... There's Kiss. Those are all coming back. Don't worry, guys. You're doing great.
77:46
We need that A. We've got to get that A. head boy there's two eggs we just doubled Gene come up here's what I hate about multiball on this game dude when Gene When it spits down the middle, which he always does, they have a fix for that. A ball spade. When you're multi-ball, you don't get that. So at the very end of your shit, don't shoot it in Gene's mouth.
78:31
Gene doesn't like that. Skip your nut. Yeah, I don't want to do that, though. I don't want to turn it down because it's like giving up, dude.
78:58
That should have just been a thing. I'm going home. Cheat day for beer only, right. It's only a cheat day for beer.
79:22
Alright, I got this. There's that instrument. All we gotta do is shoot the left orbito. Shoot left orbito. Shoot. Through the Pops is not going to be fun.
79:46
Oh, you could have just gone up there, you twerp. Pick me up and let's go. Right there. Dude, is that Pop Shot? Oh my god. I'm going to pee inside the coin door of this machine. Okay? Who wants to buy a first repeat in Kiss?
80:35
I'm losing my mind. Are you talking Ace Yogi, boo? Where was that shot? Yeah? Nice. $25, I'll take it. Cool.
81:04
The thing is, I have to keep coming to pee inside of it. I have to frequent... Kisses peeing Swedish? Screw you, Fist. There's no way that's correct.
81:27
Is that correct? Why did I do Love It Out Loud? I'm serious? Damn. Kiss equals pee, correct. Oh my god.
81:56
I love it. How do you say... How do you say, I'm going to chop this into firewood? Also pretty funny, slut station means the last stop on the line.
82:22
So you would say quality pee in Swedish by saying Volvo kiss. Okay. Yeah, that's great. Alright, we got this. Look at this. We got this.
82:51
Oh, internet. Something special is probably happening this Thursday. in the land of pinball that y'all might enjoy.
83:09
Or not, I don't know. I can't read you guys anymore. Nice, we got two demon locks ready. Um, Zero Fire, you might be right, but we're going to be, Thursday we're going to be streaming two different machines.
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On location. Nope, not it, Jaded, not it, baby. At once? That'd be pretty cool, Raving. Not at once, of course. Please come back. No! Why would you do this? Double T-mini. It's going to be an awesome string.
84:40
Oh, we actually finished that hard-ass mode. Two machines at once is only possible with Baby Pac-Man. My thing. Baby Pac-Man is such a weird game.
84:59
All right, new song. Oh, snap. You're going to be... You guys are going to be pumped. Trust me. You're going to be pumped.
85:10
All right, one more shot off the ramp. Through the pop bumpers. Start. I don't know why I stopped that again.
85:28
My God. It's right there. Oh, that was it. Sorry, I was whispering. Please repeat the last four minutes.
85:42
Thursday I'm going to be streaming two different machines that everyone should be pretty hyped about.
85:54
So if we go slow enough... Oh, that was just... F you, dude. They're both new? Uh, yeah. Brick. Nailed it. Now, I want to finish Lick It Up before I go into Heaven on Fire. I want to finish it before I go so that I can get my doubler. I jerked it one way and then gave up because I was afraid.
86:40
Alright, now we have to just take it. Damn it. Was this the freaking extended version of the song? Today I learned Jack chokes really hard.
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I don't want it unless I can have the 2x. Yeah. I don't want it unless I can have the 2x. All this jerking and choking.
87:21
Cleanest stream on Twitch, ladies and gentlemen. Yo, Guzzy, what's up? Lighting it's not a problem. It's like trying to do the 5X multiball on Whitewater.
87:42
You know what I'm saying? Did we actually hit that? This new code has some... things. This super gross remix. Please come back. There's all the faces. Wax into the house, Phoebe.
88:34
Stuff that's known in the code, you'll have to go read the patch notes. They tweak a handful of things.
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Alright, there's our first mode done. And into the next song. Alright. Yeah, go check that out, buddy.
89:18
Oh, that almost came back, too. So we're going to need a multi-ball just to get through dudes. Oh look, everyone in Kip is so blue. So let's go with Beemo? Alright, I nailed that switch by the way. You were all over wondering. I know you are.
89:56
Hold on, does the coat feel what? Does the coat feel more complete now? Yeah, it feels great, man. I mean, I... I'll say the last coat felt pretty good. This just feels more polished.
90:14
Shit. That's why you don't want it plunging for you. That example right there. We're on ball three so it doesn't matter if we drain this. We do want the center ramp.
90:55
Let's work on Demon. Was that in time? Just so you know folks, you're watching me drain on purpose because I'm trying to rely on that ball save.
91:13
But it's not trust for the clock, you know? Alright, Jada, have fun eating. Ow, F that squelch. Dude, that squelch is my mom, bro. My mom's a squelch.
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Rude. Let's do juice first. Aw, you sure like juice. Oh my god. Alright, there's all the faces and we got A and R for Army. Catman. Catman is collected. Get some kiss letters, or a kiss letter. Alright, more kisses. Oh yeah. Ready to bounce? Come back at it. Oh yeah, we got both. All right, we're getting our way through Deuce too, which is great. So Deuce is at the point of the roving shot, which is easy peasy. Just like that. Oh, roving slower now. There it is. Shoot it until we get it. It's an easy enough shot to loot. There it is.
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Now, into a new track. Now we go lick it up. Let him out. I think we have demon multiple progress, is that right? I can't remember. That will come back.
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We need some lickings. Some lick-em-ups. That made me nervous. We're good. So we're really close to demon. And love gun is actually lit.
93:40
So let's do Love Gun. We'll use Love Gun to finish Lick It Up, which is a few more shots. That'll be 2x play field. We don't actually want, like I said, Jack Pots. We just want to finish Mode and get letters and stuff. Alright, there's our second mode done. 2x. Load. Done. 2x. Now we want to spell army. There it is. Now everything here is just mid-cast.
94:16
Mid-cast if you please. We must have got the apple. Remind me not to shoot that effing golem. I mean, Gene.
94:33
Jake, do you know if you can enjoy a beer at the Chicago Street Arcade? I don't know if you can drink in there. TBA.
94:46
Also, for those of you that don't know, it's on Chicago Street. That doesn't mean it's in Chicago. I'm a Chicago Star.
94:59
Alright, I would love that left shot. Definitely not instrumental. Yeah, right. Alright, that's fine. Go away. So now we don't... We have everything except for instruments. Shit. Alright, there's an instrument shot. There's a new track. So, let's do... Yeah, we'll do a little of that. Yeah, we'll do a little load.
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Trust it. Okay. Demon is our closest bet. Oh, please don't tilt. We have so much freaking lit here. Is that demon multiball?
95:45
Ball one. Shit. Let it punch for me. Lit, lit, lit! Any good changes? It looks like Heaven on Fire is easier to get to. Now I'm just trying to line up the 2x with it. But we need some instruments. Oh, an instrument to carry over it. So we need two more instruments, and hopefully we don't drain, because we've Yes, I'm making dangerous shots, but the shot I need is a dangerous shot. I've got to go through the freaking tops over there.
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Yeah, the litish mist carrying over is actually huge. Alright, let's see if we can make this shot. Are you ready? Cross your fingers. Hold your butt.
96:50
It's the prep. Oh, my God, my life. Don't bet on danger. I just don't know where the freak that shot is. It's so f'ing hard. Look at that. I'm like getting clumped just before the switch up there. And then that happens.
97:42
I'm making the shot. It's like rattling in there for some reason. Even though that went around, it still rattled. I don't know if you heard that.
98:00
I'm upset, Red. I'm upset, too. I'm very upset. Okay. I was born upset. Everyone's pissed and so am I. Take me home, give her one of those. Pinball's so depressing.
98:25
Pinball's depressing. Take me home, slip my bottle. You know, Red Keg, I don't know what people want the cities to do, but it's stupid. It's a dumb idea. to make them do anything. It's just more stuff that you don't need.
98:49
Why are all the Smith songs the same? Well, they do sound similar. This is true. I'm not going to kibosh that.
99:12
He's got a sound that he sticks to it. It's true. Let's dance again. Woo-hoo! We alive, boys! You know what I need?
99:47
First off, I need to unplug this game. Hold on, we're going to unplug this. Because I think we're going to rip everything out.
99:56
And then fill it full of rat shit. Especially with a fun game. I'm just getting real freaking salty.
100:07
That I can't stack my 2x. With the freaking mini wizard mode. Talks money. And I never think that she said so.
100:31
Yo, little tigru. What's up, buddy? Dumpster fire. Kisses all around. Aw, BB. You know what? Do I have any fans in Houston?
100:44
Hold on. Yeah, let's go to Houston. This is the closest thing to Texas for my boy Colin. Good times for a change.
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Even if I had to make a good man turn down. You want to know how you get really upset playing pinball? Listen to the freaking snips.
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While you're flipping. Let me get what I want this time. Please. I'm so depressed. I've been having dreams all the time. See the life I had To make a good man and bad So for once in my life Let me get what I want Lord knows this would be the first time We just got to hit that ramp four every time. Lord knows this would be the first time Here comes the Italian strum doodles. Yeah, whatever that thing's called.
102:12
Alright, we got two instruments. Zoom! Please no left or right action. So you can yell out songs while playing. Yes. Yo, where can we donate to get an Amazon Echo? Dude, Red, that would be nutty.
102:40
Okay, Arexa, what's her name? Alexia? Arexa? Alright, through the freaking top. You stuck my butt! You... Well, Internet.
103:14
There it is. Erexa? It's not Erexa? Alexia? I thought it was a weird name. Okay, Erexa. Thank you.
103:37
Arexa sounds like a Russian person. My name is Arexa. I do everything, everything. Oh my. It's Alexa. Okay Alexa Can you set it Can you change it so you can color whatever you want
104:15
Lick It Up has a whole new meaning. I don't think it ever had a different meaning than what you think it is.
104:24
Shoot! We're okay. We're okay. We're okay. So, were a few lick-it-up shots from the 2S? Was that two?
104:44
My echo heard you and got confused. All right, how should we do this? All right, I'm hoping that this right ramp shot starts Love Gun and gets us into our 2X. Then what we'll do is we'll drain out, shoot the scoop for 2X Love Gun. Or, I'm sorry, 2X, uh, have enough air.
105:31
Shoot! 2X. This is it, boys. Put your... Put your tissues next to the desk. It's time to party. Pep, Pep, Pep. Serena, what's up, girl?
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Early. Was that it? Yes. Alright, we still need those two. We are ready for heaven on fire with 2X running, ladies and gentlemen.
106:35
We just got to make sure we keep one of these balls alive. So many balls. You have many balls. What is this jam? I don't know, dude.
107:02
Something Smith's related that I favorited a while ago. Okay. We nailed it! One more hit. Hello, what's up hoot? It's an interesting jam. Yes. Alright. QX. I'm missing the Y? Oh my god. If we fucked this up... Why didn't you say we were missing something? If we messed this up... Red Keg, thanks for the biddies, dude. You're a beast. 500 biddies. Ladies and gentlemen, click with the buzz up.
108:05
Alright. We nailed it. Now we gotta post-transfer and then backhand it. I was too busy fapping. No. We did it. You're going to fuck it up, Jack. Thanks, Guzzy. Rude. Heaven's on fire.
108:28
Complete the grid. Okay, we're good. We're good. We are good. We are good. Alright, here we go. Whew! Why is this squelch happening? it's a, like, it's either an extra ball or, I mean, it's an add-a-ball or a free-in.
109:26
It's a free game, sorry. I don't know why I'm having a brain fart right now. I like how you can be in a mode during this, too.
109:41
Alright, we need the S on Kisks. We need those there. Okay, what do we need? We just need the S to light our super jackpot. It's an extra babby.
110:05
Okay, we just need the kit. It's an S. So check this out. We're going to do what's called a... It doesn't matter. It's a post-transfer. Wizard mode is named Dirty Baby. Yeah.
110:19
Super Jackpot's late. See that? All right. I'm trying to do it while holding onto a ball here. Holy.
110:39
2X. 27 million points, ladies and gentlemen. Who's heaven, why is she on fire? Heaven is on fire. Shit. We were so close.
111:19
Yo, that felt good! What's G-Speed? There is no G-Speed because this is new code. 44 more instruments for...
111:49
Oh, what? We got an extra ball? What? Yo, Gavin owes me something. I guess I was based on old code, but... Peace for it, but I got an extra ball in this game.
112:19
Look at that. Kiss Army Wizard mode is lit. No 6X? No way, dude. Scribble, screw that. What are we opening a guitar set? I don't know.
112:43
It's murder. That's our third mode that we finished. Oh my god, that ended. You suck, dude. Yo, that slap to the cradle.
113:21
Kiss my multi-ball. Get it. Oh, baby. Gene, you spit just at the right time, baby. Alright, now we gotta shoot that jastardly left orbit. Oh, not like this, dude. Really? We made a hundred million points in that mode. A hundred million. to the cradle. I will take it. That was a monster, monster ball. With a garbage bonus. Oh, wait. Come back down and everyone's blue. Did you know I'm blue if I was green I would I'm blue, I was green, I was, I was, I was green, I was.
114:55
Yo, Red Keg, for another thousand bitties, dude, you are a beast, man. Thank you so much, brother, I appreciate it. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts and chats? Thanks, man. Heaven on fire, mixed with Kiss Army.
115:11
That's the two mini-wizards. Let's see if we can get the rest of them going. Yes. We got the hardest instrument out of the way.
115:30
You're a monster, Red. Thank you so much, buddy. There it is. 3x, but not 5, because we lost our 2x.
115:53
We lost our 2x. We're going black dice. How many guitars do you think it goes through? They're just annihilating all the guitars.
116:07
Alright, Love's Got Multi-Balls, ready? You know the words, folks. Feel free to sing them. You got 5X when you finish six songs? Yeah, but you gotta keep... You gotta do all six songs on one ball.
116:32
Please don't give me my... Just fill in the kiss letters. I did that. That was my fault. I did that. That was my fault. Whoo! Four balls! I don't know how many balls are max on this game. What? Did you see that garbage? Get in there! Oh my god. Who else this ball could have been? Listen, the game can screw you man. This game has been known to F some biscuits, you know what I'm saying?
118:06
So we've almost got fully white kits and we've got our Adaball, which is right there. I'm trying to like, junk it into the frickin' Star Trek shot. It's gonna make me frickin' play the game. Got it!
118:56
There it is! Okay, it wants... Oh, it's a roving jackpot shot. Whew! Yeah, we're doing this. Shake your motor shield to F out, dog. Okay.
119:19
So we're going to do a little over-under here to see if we can get one ball over here on the left. What we're going to do is gently cradle separate the ball up, quickly do a post-pass and let the ball fall back down on the slipper. You ready? That didn't work at all.
119:45
That didn't work at all! Overexplained. Under arrest. Do you like how skillful that was? I saw there were two different Super Mario Brothers tables. Yeah, there's Mushroom Kingdom and another one. They're both kinda weird.
120:33
Yo, look at those instruments. Look at those red hot instruments. Oh, you had to drain. I'm down for weird.
120:59
I love weird. You look good, you look hotter than hell Um We're two more face clears away Yo Red, thanks for the biddies dude Welcome aboard Junior Stop them or let's hit them
121:26
So let's get the faces out of the way See the cat man's not blinkin'? Means cuz I finished him. It means cuz I finished him. Alright, so one more clear of the faces and they'll all be white. Dude Aerodynamics for four months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen, flip of the bus up if you show some love and chat.
122:03
Love you, buddy. Thank you. Four sexy freaking months. Yeah, I'll finish the mode here. I just want to get uh...
122:15
Well, that was not what I wanted, but... Alright, come on, love gun. Let me love some guns. Everything is blinking right now.
122:28
Twitch app for Android is... you don't like it? The Twitch app for iOS is legit. It's a business man. Oh screw you. I drained because of that nonsense. Super spinner okay no one needs it. Alright, Love Gun is ready. Fill it up! That's my new catchphrase now. Fill it up! Daddy's about to fill it up! Sorry. I'm also calling myself Daddy now.
123:19
Dead, he's about to fill it up. Good games and watch a crap... Zentron, this isn't a crap game. What are you talking about?
123:43
Are you saying this is a crap game? Rude. I think I'm doing pretty well. Great, Zenkron, you jinxed me.
124:01
Alright, faces. I deload it four times, though. Rubbish. Alright. Alright, faces. Alright, everyone's white. Now we just need the instruments. Only the hardest part of
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the game. Actually, I don't know what making everything white does. Didn't this much scribble, you're so rude buddy.
124:53
What happened to the respect? How did I become the internet punching bag? I don't understand. Welcome aboard kid. Get it in there.
125:03
Wait, why is everything... roving? Fast scoring. Malibet! I didn't have enough air again for a hundred...
125:16
Dude, Mally, thank you so much for that host. You're in the middle of destroying this freaking game. So thank you so much for that, host. How you doing, girl? What are you doing today? Trying? Uh, flipping? I hope you're playing pinball.
125:34
Yeah, we're in the middle of killing this game right now, folks, so thank you for tuning in. Please, come back. Oh, my God.
125:52
Woo! Mally, I love you, girl. Drawing, working on some commission, and thick beading Snoop May. Oh, yo.
126:01
May's, like, my favorite thick person. You know what I'm saying? That was a really weird thing to say. She looks good. Don't let the haters get you down, Jack. What do you mean? It's a great score.
126:19
We just need that shot right there. Yo, Mae is big. You have to be kidding me. The fumble.
126:36
The fumble was real. Ah, did not shoot that shot. Flippity flippity. So we have Spaceman.
126:58
Does that mean we have to do Demon Multiball again to finish him? I can't remember. Ether Wolf. What's going on, buddy? Thanks for coming. One chick.
127:12
It's just her suit. She's not thick. It's just her suit. Oh. Wait, so why is Star Child roving like that?
127:31
Can't convince me otherwise. Oh, I needed that last jackpot. Okay. Alright, um... We need the instruments. We need a lot of instruments. Crap. Crap, dude.
127:54
I hit that? There's the pickaxe. And here comes the drain. We have 6x play field. Holy moly. Means anything we shoot is worth six times what it should do.
128:21
It's all good, Mallory. Thanks for coming, buddy. Oh, it's only 5x? Oh, it doesn't multiply onto itself?
128:28
That's good. Oh, ho! Come on, give me another love gun, please! Oh, man! That was a great freaking game! Holy... ...spirit! Can I get a quick rundown of the updated code? Whoo!
129:05
That was a huge game. GG to that. Holy moly. Grand Champion. 712. So there... Man, I'll tell ya. That 2x the entire time we were inside of Heavens on Fire, that changed everything. The scoring was nuts. We got like a hundred million on that just for like hang out.
129:44
But getting through that many modes is such a massive pain in the butt. Because you have to get through like what, six modes? All that on one beer. We did it! Let's get back to it. You know what I want to hear now?
130:02
You know what? No. We're gonna stick with the Smiths. They're like a good luck charm. Ladies and gentlemen, they came over from Malley Stream. Welcome. I love you. And I'm in love with you. Hit that follow button if you haven't already.
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It's free to do and I'll love you forever. It's true. I'll whisper your name into my pillow at night as I cry. I shall just leave. Here we go!
130:25
Chicago! Are cities not used to... No, cities don't do anything, Yafi. They're just good for call-outs, man. They just, they change what they say.
130:40
She kind of, I can't believe we got two heavens on fire in one game. That was nuts. Please. There you go.
130:57
Saying please works. Internet. Come on, love gun. What have I done? All right, I'm back. Yo, skins, what's up? We just put up a monster of 720 million on this thing.
131:32
Oh, that's it. Oh, that's it. Alright, so it's roving now, which means we're close to done. So just shoot it until everything turns white. Should be one more shot, if we can hit it. There it is. Always double the middle ramp. It's good money. How do you not have a Pinball Wizard emote? You know, one chick... The... I get it.
132:16
Like, Pinball Wizard is like a... I'm trying to think if there's anything that closely relates to that in any other genre. Right? Like, what's a thing... Like, let's say you're a professional H1Z1 player.
132:33
Is there something that people say about H1Z1 that just annoys the shit out of you? Anyway, one trick, what I'm trying to say is, like, that song, Pinball Wizard by Tommy, is like, I've heard that so many times because I play pinball, I want to hang myself.
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But you know what? We should, we should, we should, we should make one. We should make one. Let's say you're Tommy. Yeah.
132:59
Has anyone actually seen that movie? It is ripped up, dude. Do you like incest and televisions that explode blood?
133:11
In an all-white room? That movie is insanity. It is insanity. Yeah, The Who created the song Pinball Wizard, and it was for the movie Tommy, which was also made by The Who.
133:38
It is bonkers, clonkers. All right, we're going right orbit, Scott. Yeah, 712, 713, something like that. It was huge, dude.
134:13
Pew! You! Never seen it. Like I hated the Pink Floyd movie. It gave me the ETP. That's awesome. Yeah dude, it's such a... Aw, screw you dude. It's such a weird movie.
134:49
Like, there's so many scenes where Tommy's mom is just all over him. Yo, what's up, Mr. Zombie? Who do we contact to get permission to show that movie on stream?
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Or is it... It's better to ask her forgiveness than it is for permission? except for we'll get a cease and desist letter and then probably lose our partnership.
135:16
I think it's worth it to show a stupid movie. Please! Oh, yeah. Keith Moon acting like a lunatic. Just a minor case of stream death. Yeah.
135:40
MST3K? I wish эт could man! Please don't... Please.... You frickin' dildo. Why would I ever want the left orbit 2x? That should just be disabled.
136:20
Feels good, boys. Feels good. Man, Smith, you're really giving us an opportunity. Wait. Shout it out loud. Story of our city, Black Diamond, Hotter than Hell. Love it out loud. Where's Deuce? Where'd he get up? Oh, I finished the tune.
136:38
Watching movies in game? Is that Valve Cinema? Oh, really? That was a thing? Big move. Go, Joe. I love you. That was a big move.
137:08
Alright, we need you through the pop bumpers here. How is that not a tilt? Because I'm a professional pinball player. Roll grind. Shoot! I'm taking out five seconds to spare And I'll tell you the story of my life Shit! This thing comes in Shit! Please don't drink. This thing comes in World-renowned pinball player. This thing comes in And you've found the story of my life No! That's alright, it'll come back. We don't need no stinking pills. It's true. Everyone, take this moment to, uh...
138:07
Raise a glass. I just want to say thank you all for being here. It's Monday, so I'm sure a lot of you are just like, Rick, this week will never end and it just got started. I love you all. Thank you for being here.
138:23
That's a G-speak, isn't it? How many beers have I had? Let's GC this thing once again. That's a can, Mr. Man.
138:37
You know what? That is not a can, sir. You know what a can is? A can is your posterior. Your booty. That's a can.
138:57
That's a man, Mr. Can. Exactly. Thank you, Red Keg. That's a can. Cool again. Those balls are coming back, don't worry.
139:27
Go in a freaking... No! What are you all doing? You idiots! No! All of you! Just got back from drinks with the Gary man? Dude, I love drinking with Gary. We had a Skully in your honor. I also need that Star Wars, right?
139:54
Okay, number one. I would like another Skully. I'm drinking beer tonight, because YOLO. Deuce. Yes. No. Yes. Get it! Et cetera!
140:31
Right there! Alright, sure. Et cetera! Alright, post-transfer? Oh my god, I'm a frickin' god. Please!
140:52
Please! We're gonna give that a moment. Yeah, Moses, I'm right there with you on a lot of games, like, uh...
141:14
Like, freakin' World Cup Soccer, right? Oh my god. It's a surprise. Someone sent me a thing.
141:32
I think the guy's name is David Batman. Nope. Hold on. Someone sent a photo. Nice. Someone officially... Someone sent me their order receipt for their Total Annihilation. Red Keg, I love World Cup soccer, the theme doesn't speak to me. That's what I was saying. World Cup soccer is one of my favorites, for sure. Super Wham! Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Who doesn't love Striker? Wait.
142:22
Yo, are you joking, dog? Because that game sucks. Striker? Extreme? That game's a trash can. Okay, there's worse games. Trash can is a harsh assessment.
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Striker. Oh, you're talking about the dog. Man. Okay, there's another... There's another soccer game called Striker. Yeah, I know, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Everyone's doing great. You're all stupid, not me. Everything's fine.
143:02
We gotta listen to something more upbeat, man. I'm gonna, like, frickin' put my head in the toilet and get myself a swirly.
143:14
Striker Extreme is pretty fun. False. Fake news. Oh my god. Nail that cow. Okay. I can't. I can't effing do this.
143:38
Morrissey, you're... Morrissey, you're killing my... You're killing my feelings, dude. Um, I need...
143:53
Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo, Mr. Zombie, welcome back to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. This is a bus up to the peak of Shostov-Lovage.
144:05
Mr. Zombie, you are the worst. How dare you sub to me, you piece of crap. How effing dare you. I'll see you next time. How you doing, man?
144:47
I feel like we haven't spoke in a while. How could I let my tub expire, right? What a dill. I thought we were homies.
145:14
It's been a while. Yo, Pterodactyl, love you, buddy. You need to play Skateball again. You need to see another game to fix the... Oh, yeah, Flippin', absolutely. I tried to read and play out of the corner of my eye. That didn't work.
145:44
Someone made a stutter nightmare on that board. No, it sucks. Do we need a Beastie Boys pin? Pin 2D?
145:54
If you're offering to make one, sir or ma'am, get on it. I will play the shit out of it. I love you, Tex. Welcome aboard, Tex. Tex, I've been running down for 20 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining the membership. Oh, crap. I meant to cancel this next one.
146:35
Pyrrhodactyl Balls, also for 20 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Destroy that chat. Holy crap.
146:45
The restubs. I'm going to be touching myself tonight in the words of Deadpool.
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And I code one. Can you... Flip tool. Deadpool vs. Deadflip. Let's go. 20 months I've said this thing down just to think.
147:39
That could be two Charlies. One Charlie is enough. I love that kid to death. He is several handfuls.
147:54
My Bubby is headed to Chicago this weekend. Oh, your buddy. Sounds like Bubby. That's like what Jewish people call their grandmothers. Like, oh, my Bubby's coming to hang out. You should hang out with us, Edward.
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I think we can make that happen. My bubble love. My little bubble love. Sad to hear that stunt woman who died. Yeah, that's not cussing.
148:27
And on the cool chicken. Santa Fe's on the mic. It's the new guy. 4 and 3 and 2 and 1. Dude, red cake. Hell yeah, dude.
148:57
That's me. I ship it. Yeah, some people are nuts, man. Erotic fan fiction? Let's go, dude. I just played something out of my head.
149:32
It's, it's, uh, Jed Kool and I, we're, uh, I'm in a bar playing pinball. Okay? Are you ready? Here's the stage. All right? I'm in the bar playing pinball. I'm in the background. Right? I'm not the focus of this story right now. I'm in the background. down. Okay? Deadpool walks in because there's like some villain there, okay? Let's say, uh, um, freaking Kingpin did it. Whatever. Doesn't matter. Doesn't have to be like a super villain. It's like he's the crime boss, okay? I'm not dressed up as Spidey, but I could be. So Deadpool walks in, just casually walks in. You see Kingpin's bodyguards just fall to the ground. Okay. I'm going to cinematically explain this to you, all right? You're going to love this. This is going to get sexual AF. So, it's hydrating.
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We open on the outside of a dingy bar in an alley. It's an entrance to a bar, dingy bar, in an alley. Two suits standing there, cross arms, flipping like this. Right? And you just see Deadpool, like, he's going to peek around the corner, but all you see is one of his doors, peek around, looks at the guys, comes back, then we see the view from inside the bar, out that door, you just hear, and you just see body fall, body fall, then you see Deadpool skip over those two dudes, walks in, I'm playing pinball in the back because I'm a villain in this. Okay? I'm a bad guy in this situation. I'm screaming. Alright? I'm screaming.
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And Kingpin is actually at the bar watching my scream on a TV that's behind the bar. He's watching. And just, you just see Kingpin's face going, I got a cigar in his mouth. All of a sudden, you just see like a red arm come around his neck. Deadpool kisses his face.
151:54
Pink pin hits the floor. Okay? Pink pin hits the floor. Finally, someone killed that SOB. Right? Biggest, one of the biggest villains in the Marvel Universe. Dead. Right?
152:04
All of the, all of the bodyguards just start losing it. Okay? There's tables and chairs being thrown around and Deadpool's doing the same. He's like, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it. And then he comes over to me. He slices the dude in half and then a sword comes right up to my neck, like this.
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And then all of a sudden, all the noise in the background drops out. And I'm just like this, sword in my throat, okay, sword in my throat. Close up right here. My face, the sword, his face comes in, right? All the sound goes the way I used to. Here.
152:44
Right? You can see him breathing in his mask. And I'm like, veins are popping out of my neck. And I'm like, you better get out of here. You're dead. And he goes, I challenge you to a game of pinball. And I go, I never drain. And he goes, you will tonight. And he lifts his mask up and he kisses me with that grody face of his. But it's fine, right? You know?
153:16
And then the dick tip. Anyway, back to the game. Annie Lennox song? Yeah, that's Daisy Cutter, Pterodactyl.
153:44
Alexa, play Annie Lennox. Everyone, turn up your speakers. You ready? Alexa, text Mom that I want a hump. Send, send, send, send, send, send, send. Send.
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She's crafty. She gets around. Me to have the story in your August place. Sorry, I can't help you with that.
154:28
So classy. Yo, Nick K, what's up, buddy? I in no regard ever in existence claim to be a classy gentleman.
154:42
She's crappy. See you in a while. It could say no. Nick, I probably won't be able to make it, man. Probably won't be able to make it.
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Specialized ice is cold. I'm not even sure. I think the universe would turn into a singularity if I showed up.
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And a chance to draw. I would fly up there. Listen, if someone... Is this this weekend? Nick, is it this weekend? What do I have going on this weekend? Hold on. Let me check something.
155:54
What day of the weekend is it? Yeah, I know it's the popular event. Is it Saturday or Sunday? Kappa then Kappa Kappa event She crafting She crafting
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She's crafting. Starts Friday, goes to Sunday. Do I have any friends that live in that area that could put me up? Also, who wants to pay for a ticket? Listen, I think we should do some IRL streaming from there during this event. Who wants to put me out there?
156:58
I'll just show up, win the whole event. That ignored my troll date. Yes, I did, SB. I got a couch. There you go. Kid, kid, my man.
157:24
That's his couch, right? Not trash? Checking where my question is. Both of you play your cards right. Damn it!
157:54
You hear that, right? You hear that, Joe? Good busy, y'all. Local radio station is having an appointment Friday morning on the Kiss table because they're playing here on Saturday night.
158:24
So, okay. It's a 224... Is that Ron Stripamosis? This is Gavin, yes. I'm playing with my fingernails.
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And it feels disgusting. What does a demon head do? You shoot it a bunch of times and it starts a multi-ball.
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First seed. Second hot dog with no mercy. First seed. Round trip? Okay. So, okay. Let's plan this, all right? We need like 250, 260 bucks per plane ticket. And then I need a place to sleep for free. and we, I promise you, one of the most entertaining social media experiences you've ever seen in your life.
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I promise you. That is a guarantee. More fun than social media. Social media. Yo, PinduD, you're leaving, buddy? See you later, man. Thanks for coming by. Yo, Pin, what do you do, man? I mean, do you make pins? Do you make, uh... Are you making just, like, one-off homebrew things?
160:44
Yep. I got, whoop, whoop. Really, kid? Okay. Yo, I, dude, this is the place to crash is all I need. Um, okay, hold on. for, listen, for the lulls of showing up and winning the tournament.
161:22
I kissed you guys. Oh, nice, Nick. That's awesome. Woo! They're on that dust. Internet. S.P. Stance!
161:53
Oh, kiss it! Yeah, I saw that, Wax. The Thunderbird table looks nuts, man. This song's always been so loud. Disappointing, but I run a website.
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Oh, you're this week in pinball. Why is that disappointing, Pin 2D? Why is that disappointing? Back in the... You don't make pins? Ah, yeah, that's a bummer, dude. You know, the Beastie Boys say that of all the songs that they've made, they regret this one the most. I hope you... Dude, hell yeah, tradition. Congrats, man. That's awesome.
163:14
My brother probably guessed her name. So I broke up with him, don't be afraid. I heard she told me to walk away. I'm still here because it's me.
163:28
Peter just the other day struck him like D to my dismay. Boom, bam, boom, bam, bam, boom. Girls.
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To do the laundry and in the bathroom. Boom, bam, boom, bam, bam, bam, boom. Wanna whip you like a whip I'm on a whip all night girl Come on, baby, it's time to go Wiggle, wiggle in the snow Come on let's hit the ground There's the faces You wake up late for school And you don't want to go You ask your mom Please let me go So grow You wake up late for school And you don't want to go You ask your mom Please let me go So grow Wow, we actually hit that. That's when you get toothpaste on screen? Hmm. It's been a minute. But if you fly me to that tournament,
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I guarantee you, fireworks. Shoot, SP Skins, they're on the internet. I can't remember. I think it was like Pinball News or Pinball... I forget the name of the website. It's on Facebook. I'm sure Fun With Boners posted something.
165:21
Glad hypocrite. So, who's back today? Living at home is such a drag. Now you must do away with this born-a-man. Busted.
165:44
You gotta fight! Why can I not backhand that shot? Hold on, I have to look at something. Yeah, we good, we good.
166:05
One plane ticket, please. But what can I get for these seven bits? Just push them onto the table. And then out of this house is that the clothes you're gonna wear I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair Sing it, Internet Your mom busted in and said, what's that noise?
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Oh, Mom, you're just jealous, it's a big, big boy You gotta fight You wanna show the death flip tattoo?
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Yeah, I can show it. Let me, uh, after this song. You gotta fight For your right To die My flipper nipples. My flipple.
167:20
I think the music's really loud. Splash, girl. Red cake, we're not dropping any frames if that's what you're saying. You're my buster, then it said. What?
167:47
This whole album was incredible. Oh, shit. Why did I think the other arm was going to... I didn't eat dinner, folks, so like... Hey, beer? It's going to my head. All right, folks. We're going to switch over. We're going to play some Path of Exiles for the rest of the night.
168:20
It's going to be great. Taco Bell? Dude, I wish. I can't eat Taco Bell. I can only eat the innards of Taco Bell. No sleep, Bill.
168:49
Ah, man's just busy. He always smokes dust. He's got his own room at the back of the bus. Welcome aboard, Tex. That ramp is, like, impossible. Yo, kid, kid! 92.
169:04
Welcome to the league, your amazing ladies and gentlemen. Flip us some butts up if you could show some love in chat. Kid, hats off to you, buddy. Thank you for dropping that freaking Twitch Prime on me, man. I do appreciate the love. Holy moly. This has been a great day. Seriously. Hearts and butts and everything else, man. Cheers. Thank you so much for the support.
169:30
I'm complaining that I Too loud. I've played the Elton John song that the Beastie Boys covered, right?
169:53
Because it's incredible. Flippers and butts up. Gotta pay that plane ticket. Kid, I love you, buddy. Love you, love you, love you.
170:01
It can never be too loud, it's true. No, sleep still. Damn it. Okay, guys, stop texting me. Stop texting me. Every once that I've had to tell in life not to text me while I'm screaming, Well, I guess I am running later than I usually am.
170:34
Never mind. I was going to be a dick, but... I ended up being a dick. I am a dick now. Yo, uh, Pen2D.
170:52
You want an expose? That no one else is going to get, news-wise? Thursday. Okay? Thursday. Actually, I think it's only mostly verified.
171:14
But holler at me on Twitter. Thursday, we're probably going to be showing off two games that have not been streamed. one in its current condition because previously it's been streamed.
171:31
Like it's really. And another one that hasn't been streamed. And it's going to be hot. License to the Ill is amazing. Hell yeah, South Park.
171:44
I got to get out of here. Good to see you. All right, pterodactyl, love you, buddy. No, Amosus, you're wrong.
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Am I the right guy? Yes. You're wrong. You've always been wrong. You've never been right. Ever. Can you prove it? Yes. by telling you what the actual answer is, which I won't,
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because I want to give my boy the expose. Yeah, holler at me tomorrow, Pintudy, and I'll give you more details.
172:44
Cassandra will rehearse. Oh! I've never been wrong for you I can't quit you I think you know what time it is It's time to get killed I don't mind here I love the sign you understand I made myself clear I support this plan. Wait, I think you should give them most of the details so we can tell everyone in the room.
173:44
If you can get me to the border, the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a whiffle ball bat. So I'm on the run, I got my gun.
174:05
We got the champagne. And the girl is hot. I'll just tweet at pinballedu and I'll get it figured out. There you go.
174:18
You know what it is, kids. By the way, guys, we're doing another raffle. If you want to give your money to someone that's stealing money and doing shit illegally, it's probably going to get in massive trouble, and then you might also get in trouble for it for some reason tax-related. Do what you got to do.
174:34
I don't know what charity I'm talking about, but you can probably figure it out for yourself. and he's my ace. I give my money to you every month. Skip Natty. I'm a charity case.
174:52
No. I got a question, okay? I got a question. All right? A genuine, real inquiry, okay? Genuine, real inquiry. Are you ready for this?
175:05
So, no. You know, I don't even want to get into it. Jack King's is my favorite charity. Shoot. Hey, Confortron, baby.
175:28
Um. I want to open up. He has 69 viewers. I want to open up like a little summer camp in the studio or something I'm going to show kids how to play pinball just an after school thing if it's a charity it's only to like show kids are freaking awesome I want to help kids I'd love to help sick kids and I do charity work all the time for that but uh I, you know what, I'm not going to open a charity.
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I'm out. Nope. SB, I love you, dude. Yo, Ash, what's up? Good to see you. Yes. I think if I ever started any sort of charity, I wouldn't contact the pinball community to give me any of those statues. Anything that I got would have to come from, like, government and stuff like that. Because people, there's too much of this, you know. I love that it's mostly helping people, right? But it's a lot.
176:50
It's a lot to ask for the community because the community is very small, you know. We're thinking the children Hit it And we put some stuff Do do do do We're drinking black Sniffing glue By the way The pinball area At TwitchCon this year Will be sponsored um it's good I just reminded myself that I forgot to do something the uh the pinball area at TwitchCon this year will be sponsored by Child's Play it's a charity um but what's great is it's also the name of a scary movie um but yeah look up Child's Play charity uh they also do really great stuff. They're going to be sponsoring the pinball area at TwitchCon for us. The whole arcade, actually.
178:07
Exactly, Amosus. It's not a charity. It's an actual charity. Is Pimbaly to you actually sketchy? I donated them.
178:35
You know what, Eskieskins? That's for you to do research on. I don't care to talk about that kind of stuff. But I will tell you that if you're donating money to a charity, please do some research on that first. but that's for you to decide. That's for you to decide. Hi, I'm Chuck. You want to play Exactly South Park?
179:10
Craft monkey. Craft monkey monkey. Craft monkey chunky. Craft monkey monkey. Do you know the lyrics? So is Brass Monkey a beverage or is it a mix of things?
179:32
Because I think we should get some. Is the ghost picking songs tonight? Dude, Ash, that was spooky as frick.
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But no, we're just playing Beastie Boys. Listen, Ash, here's the thing. If the music starts cutting out and picking random songs that aren't for you, P-Boys, I now know that you're the freaking witch and we have to burn you. Thank you. It's been real.
180:04
Same kind of funky, me and the crew, we'll drink your bath monkey. Ghosts. Don't believe in them, they scare the shit out of me. Right? Yo, baby, what's up?
180:17
It's like, you know Freddy Krueger's not real? But what if, you know? Call me back. Woo-hoo! Internet, what are we going to stream tomorrow? Should we go on location somewhere?
180:52
Like I said, Thursday is going to be a huge day. Huge. But it's only Monday. Yo, Red, thank you so much for your support, buddy. Thanks for being here, man. I do appreciate it every single time. You're a beast.
181:11
Go play at Sea Witch. Oh, the one at that bar that we rarely ever go to with the Champion Pub? I mean, I would need to go there ahead of time to make sure it's working right.
181:26
You know? Not to be confused with Stock Monkey. I'm sorry. Let it flow. What up, Toothpaste? Flappy, what's up, baby? Let it flow. Let yourself go. Slow and low. That is the 10-a-clock.
181:47
Brand new. So everybody gets the boogaloo too. Red claw, that'd be cool. What would I stream at 257 now?
182:01
First things first. Dude, a bowling stream would be... Freaking lit. Actually, internet, can we... When I'm done streaming, can we test something while we're live? Can you help me figure something out?
182:18
Only come in one side. Do you think White Castle never upgraded their fry-fives because of this song?
182:30
Love gum jack. I would say Baby Peck, but I am pretty... I literally was just there playing Baby Peck. And I put up GC on that thing.
182:44
That was my bad. Pin camp? Exactly, Amos. That's what I would do. It's always fun to troubleshoot these streams. Can we do it now?
182:54
You guys mind? Let's do it now. Thumbs up for now. Listen. If folks are going to leave, they're going to leave. Let's troubleshoot the stream on how to get a camera all the way down by the pins. Okay? Okay.
183:11
Oh, yeah. Okay, so here's the thing I need to figure out. Okay, we need this device. We need this device. Alright, we're missing one of these. Am I gonna fall? No. I hired Crystal to be Pangeril? Yeah...
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This is a place to be! I'm missing, um, the other half of it. And then your heart is not such a mess Just take these two and a half And you'll be able and you'll be able To think to your every wish Turn to the world Oh wait, I know where it is Go, go, go, go Let it go, go, go Let it go, go, go, go My head is involved Go, go, go, go Let it go, go, go I have not used these yet. It's time to get air.
185:36
Jack, you need a man. What do you mean? Jack's streaming pinball, Beastie Boys? Yeah, right? You wish.
185:48
So, this is the transmitter. This is the receiver. So, this receives... Yo, TryHard, what's up? So, okay.
186:12
This transmits. Where does the... What can I do with this? So that gets, okay, I got it. So that gets plugged into here.
186:41
Okay. Then fill this dilla. Alright, so we're going to plug this in here. What's the time? I'm Mr. Red.
187:00
Man, we're really helping. No, you're doing great, actually. So this stays, okay this stays here. You might hear something go bloop bloop bloop. Alright, so this is the receiver. Okay. This is going to get plugged into the capture card. Sorry, I feel like stupid brains disk thing.
187:41
Okay, I just dropped it. Touch up the goofy things you just like to do. I'm trying. Okay, that goes in here. Alright, so this one gets plugged in here instead of this. All right, so there's the receivers. Okay, now we need to go mobile with this. Please don't fall. Okay, so blow the board up, Jack. It's been a long day. Will do, buddy. We just put up a monster GC. Oh, as I drop my camera. We're good. All right, so I got to go plug this.
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