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July's Top Twitch Clips for Dead Flip

Dead Flip·video·4m 2s·analyzed·Aug 4, 2017
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TL;DR

Fragmented Dead Flip Twitch clip compilation with gameplay and comedic commentary.

Summary

A compilation of brief Twitch clips from Dead Flip streams featuring Jack Danger and other streamers playing various pinball machines, with chaotic, humorous commentary and reactions. The content is heavily fragmented and consists of disconnected moments of gameplay, banter, and off-topic remarks.

Notable Quotes

  • “We have a ball, ladies and gentlemen, trapped on every flip around this game.”

    Jack Danger@ 0:32 — Commentary on pinball machine mechanics/gameplay difficulty

  • “We reached the end of the code ladies and gentlemen”

    Jack Danger@ 0:55 — Indicates completing all game code/modes on a pinball machine

  • “Probe, I promise you that game has not made a single noise this entire evening.”

    Jack Danger@ 2:20 — Commentary on audio/call-out issues with a pinball machine

Entities

Jack DangerpersonDead Fliporganization

Transcript

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0:00
Oh shit. Well, that didn't work out so well. As I flip into the left drain, I'm kissed man. I feel pissed man, because I'm this man. I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Death Star, Death Star, right now. I'm trying! Death Star! Yeah! If we can get a ball trapped on the... We have a ball, ladies and gentlemen, trapped on every flip around this game.
0:39
Be careful letting your girl around, Jack. Next thing you know, Snapchat. I showed the... God, what did I show? I showed my penis to my neighbor.
0:55
And he was like yeah cool dude I think we found the end of the code We reached the end of the code ladies and gentlemen
1:08
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today we're going to be drinking the microphone. Say you neuter your children.
1:20
It's the loudest noise. Hi, my Twitter name is GiantMassiveDongGrandma69SandwichTown. Oh, we tilted! We did it!
1:36
Not lying, Deadflip, I drink cans from the side too, not sure why people give me shit about it. Because they're afraid of us lizard, I mean, awesome regular humans.
1:50
Look at me. All right Let try to assess why I got invited to go hang out with you guys at Twitch you know what I saying
2:07
Just get fucking free! You're giving me PTSD with that Terminator 2 track sound. Probe, I promise you that game has not made a single noise this entire evening. Oh, that.
2:25
Check this out, Internet. Camp. Oh, shit. Never mind. I lied to you. All right. Into the boobs again. What? You're just going to keep showing this? All right, here we go. Top hustlers. Grand champion. Dead flip.
2:46
Hey, Jack Danger, I really want you in my mouth. Oh, listen, that was just off the top of my head, but I'm sure, like, something, again, pinball related. If I hold my breath I go invisible Element Cent Full
3:10
B deu Cheryl BRUCE Scrag Ha ha ha ha if you read what I just said If y'all have got the iron layering Y'all r going to FMI
3:26
Was that it? I almost pulled my shirt off. Fuck, I missed it! I'm going to pull over here every Friday to do this. You're going to resubscribe live. Oh, yeah. You're going to do this live, folks.
3:42
Me, et cetera. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts off for 25 minutes.
3:51
Listen, I dare not kill you. I need your money. Dude, dude, dude.