Marco Pinball, thank you for the raid. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Mystery Pinball Theater 3009. My name is... and I'm sticking with that story hi Marco hi Marco Pinball love you hope to see you at CACS this weekend California Extreme if you're in the Bay Area you gotta go to Santa Clara sorry I'm sorry I love Santa Clara I have relatives that live in Santa Clara you gotta go to Santa Clara to visit the California Extreme this weekend. I heard Emoto was going to be there, so I said, damn it, I'm going to go. I'm going now. Why else? Why else would I go except to just harass Emoto endlessly? So they're like, leave me alone. No, I won't. Yes, you need to leave me alone. Or I'll kick your butt. What is the history of the name Arcade? I don't know, but I'm sure you're going to enlighten us, right? What the history of the word Arcade is. I have zero clue. Madam, my daughter Charlie says hi. Hi, Charlie. I hope you're watching. We're going to keep it family friendly today. We're playing Jersey Jack's Toy Story 4. I've streamed this before, but I want another shot Because this is a fun game Oh, what is the What is the History of the name of this arcade Free Gold Watch Got it I was like, I don't know what the history of the name arcade is What do I look like, an educational dude? Pinball Pirate Hi Charlie I think Free Gold Watch and Matt Henry can correct me or Walter. It's Walter's birthday, by the way. Hey, Walter, it's your birthday. Come and say something, man. It's Walter's birthday. I'll tell you. Maybe Walt can tell you guys what the significance, before we get started, of Free Gold Watch is. Walter, Walt Licker. Walt Licker, my buddy. Happy birthday. Thank you. Happy birthday. There was a question that you might be able to answer. Sure. What is the meaning behind the name of this arcade, Free Gold Watch? There's two theories out there. One is like when you retire, you get a free gold watch. Yep. Second one is like turn of the century, guy with a trench coat. One of my watches. One of my watches, yeah. They're obviously stolen watches, right? Otherwise, he wouldn't be so secretive. Yeah, yeah. I think you got stuff Happy birthday Walter Thank you I hope that helps I hope that helps I gotta get Walter something Because we're gonna celebrate his birthday tomorrow So I gotta get him something tomorrow I just blew her mind Pinball Pirate Walter's keeping his ears warm All us old guys All we wanna do is keep our ears warm We wanna keep our ears warm That's what it means when we're wearing hats. Get that man a free gold box. Yeah, so there you go. That's basically it. Once again, thank you for the raid, Marco. I'm going to play a little bit of this game. Scorbit is the future of connected pinball. Remember that. Every Jersey Jack pinball machine comes ready with Scorbit. Scorbit allows you to post scores live, like actual scores you can watch on your phone and just stream up. and uh like i said i streamed this before but i want another shot my high score right now is right behind andre who i'm sure hasn't played this a lot my high score is 8.8 million on this machine andre's is 9.3 but once again andre probably got bored and walked away so let's see how well I do wow he's loud is this really loud for you guys should I turn it down let me know I'm going to log in also I can't wait to get some some quality time with Toy Store alright so I never know what to do with my phone after I sign in but thank you, Tech Guy. Thank you. I appreciate the feedback. I never want to deal with my phone once I log in, but with Scorbit, once you log in, you can actually just put your phone away. You don't need it out. You don't need to monitor it. You don't need to do anything. You can check it every once in a while, but all your scores and stuff, unclaimed. No, wait, it's still unclaimed. I haven't connected to the internet yet. Oh my God, I hate my phone. I will. Wait, let me connect to the internet. I am connected to the internet now. There we go. I am still...ah there I am. I'm connected. Boom. MBT3K shows up. Your name shows up. That's good. Let's go for that skill shot. Maybe I can do a little bit of a tutorial, although I don't know much about this game. But one thing is the skill shot, you get three shots. You get three tries. So if you look at the screen it says, attempts remaining free. So I can go for the skill shot. That's one attempt. So now attempts remaining is now two. If you look at the screen over there, up in the upper left corner, it says attempts remaining. So I think, for me, it's worth it to try for the skill shot in this game because it's worth a lot. Skill shot is the flashing shot, right? I can show you on the telestrator, actually. The skill shot is right here. It's a tough shot to get It's a real It takes some finesse Every time I hear the name Walter All I can think about is Walter White Yeah Yeah, most people do What's up, Captains? Well, oh boy, here I am I'm here inside for the most graphic Pinball music ever I missed it. Alright. Yes, I can. Nope. So I missed the skill shot. I'll try it again on the next one. The spinners, as far as I know. Here we go. Nope, missed it. The spinners bring Woody and Bo Peep closer together. I have never been successful at getting them together. 370 bonus Which is huge in a Jersey Jack machine Are you capturing the screens Or are you using cameras on them I am capturing both screens So this screen here is being captured And And this screen Is being captured Here There's a little trick for Jersey Jack games to capture the second screen though. If you are interested in streaming Jersey Jack second screens, what you have to do is you have to hijack that second screen after it's recognized by the computer. Are you done? Damn it. I always miss that shot. You have to hijack the screen after it's done. So once the machine boots up, shows both screens, then you can go in with your HDMI splitter. You can pull it out of the machine, put your splitter in at that point. That's because the second screen is a weird resolution and the game needs to see that screen when it boots. Once it boots, it's okay. What's up Paladin? What's up Paladin? It's your fault Paladin. That drain is your fault. It's all your fault. It wasn't my lack of skill. It was absolutely 100% Paladin's fault. So I will forever blame that one drain on Paladin. And every drain afterwards will be blamed on Paladin too, just for fun. Every single drain. Oh, you had a choice, game. You could have given me what I wanted, or you could have screwed me. And you chose to screw me. Give it to me! Ah. I'm politely waiting like at a hockey game. Are you at a hockey game? What's up, Grammy? Crap. What a terrible score that was. All right, let's maybe get a better score next time. Okay. The object of the game is to play all the scenes To have all the characters meet at the carousel That's the object of the game Paladin, I'm just messing with you, bro I love you, bro Everybody, follow Paladin Arcade Please Please I don't want to save that game to the little boy What's up? What's up, BG? Skillshot! What's up, BG? Notice how I just let it drain. It didn't hit any switches, so it didn't validate the game. So I can give it another shot at the skillshot. Got it. It's like playing in the carnival. I missed the super. And I also missed Yes, I Canada. So there you go. Let's start a carnival game. Shoot the left ramp. They usually start off pretty easy. One. Two. Three. Yeah, you would blow the last one, wouldn't you, man? You would, yeah. I'm liking the game, BG. It's just very unfortunate that it costs $47 million. But I'm liking the game. Skill shot. No. No. Skill shot. No. No! Ah, damn it. Oh, I can still do my skill shot after all that. Look at that, guys. I can still do my skill shot. I got one more attempt left. After three attempts, it fires it. One of the multi-balls I try and go for is... Road trip. Road trip is tricky because it's all these shots right here. There's three shots in there. It's nice if you can get road trip and you can combine it with a carnival game. Now I get three more shots at the skill shot. One. Two. Ah, crap. No, no, no. That's why I asked, how does a place like that stay open? It would take five years to afford this Bible machine. Well, it's a lot of diversification, Tat Guy. The owner here has a lot of games. And they make a lot of money. Well, the thing that makes the most money here... I'm sorry, pinball players. The thing that makes the most money here is the NBA Game Time basketball game. It's the simple... You shoot the ball in the hoop. Ball in the hoop. Ball in the hoop. That game makes, like... I don't have the stats, but Matt tells me that game earns like crazy. Because there's no barrier to entry. It's just shoot the ball in the hoop and beat your friends. That's it. Whereas pinball, well, you all know. I think that's a trademark at Hammer Time. Are you on one of the guest house? Yeah, so you know. What was that? I missed that one. Beat your friends. Hey, what's up, fiends? Fiends being sneaky. Fiends being sneaky, showing up and not saying anything. Oh, my gosh. What's up, my friend, VP fiends? Fiends, how did I trust you with your own custom redemptions that cost nothing? How did that happen, bud? I was just thinking the other day. I'm like, wow, all my redemptions and everything are safe from everyone? They have to pay? But wait a minute. There's that VP Fiends dude that just... That just has the troll button on automatic. Ugh. What was that countdown for? Nope. That's two balls locked. My mama got a job. That's how. What's up, Fliptronic? Where are my free redeems? Fliptronic, if anybody needs a free redeem, it's you. Oh, Fliptronic, you just gave me an idea. Maybe a prize. Oh, maybe a prize in the theater for winning would be a free redeem. Sort of like VP Fiends has. So if you win in the theater, that means I would retroactively owe you like a bunch of redeems though. Oh, almost. Toe no. Oh. You know what I'm going for. not that and not that I'm going for that last shoot back right there now I'm exhausted from doing that profit baby Give it back, please. Give it back, please. Give me the super. Nope. Oh, super's lit. Super's lit. Dang it. Dang it. Ah, I didn't get the super. To get the super, you've got to shoot it back in the road trip shot. Which Manu didn't do Now Manu's gonna get buzzed Now he gets buzzed Watch It is not I don't know when a ball does that Is it Is it considered bad game design Or is it because the game is Not set up properly Let's see Jordan should have a limo that zooms across the screen Ooh. I want a troll button. Um, at least 100. Oh, okay. Winning bully mode gets you free redeem. Oh, shit. Jordan, you're amazing. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to swear. For the record, free means... Yeah. Jordan, you're a genius. Jordan, you're a freaking genius. I freaking love that. You win bully mode, you get a... Oh, my God, you get a free redeem. Yo, that's happening. If anyone ever gets blue screens on your recording your V-Pin... Oh, TatGuy. Okay, if anyone ever gets blue screens on recording your V-Pin... Turns out my M2 SATA was failing. Took a month to find it. Yeah, TatGuy, there's going to be a really bad... You have a really bad problem. hardware wise if you're blue screen and consonant. I had bad RAM in my vPin at one time and I would blue screen anytime I tried to record a play field using pinup hopper because the FFmpeg encoder that it uses really ramps up the CPU and the RAM. That's what killed it every time. Let's see. Road trip? I'm road tripping now to get a new pin. a new pin. Ha! What's up, BorgDog? Instead of bully mode, call it Are You a God mode. And if you win, you get God status, which allows you to trigger things but only one person at a time gets status. Yeah, I gotta write that down, Cliptronic. That's brilliant. I got something new. Pin BorgDog. Which pin are you getting, Borg? Not a month to you. Oh, wow. You better. Man, my son Jasper wants to say hi. Wow, how many kids do you have, Pimple? Pirate. Alright, pirate. Pirate, huh? Hey, Jasper. Alright, pirate. Let's see. Not enough cooling, right. Cactus Canyon Remake? What? You suck. You don't suck. Cactus Canyon Remake. I love it. Tiki Pinball Party. Ready, guys? Let's play fake pinball. Here we go. There's more lag on this than my old pinball screen. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Is it possible for me to lose this? I'm a bee pinner! Come on! I'm a freaking bee pinner! How did I lose that? That's bull crap! They didn't know who I am? Clearly they don't know who I am. Oh, that kickback. She loves to be kicked back. And I haven't been able to get Yes, I Canada yet. Come on, just give it to me. Just give it to me right now. Just give it to me. Just give it to me. I take a lot What up Kim Dallas Thank you for the sub at 2 Kind of like King of the Hill mode Yo Fliptronic and Fiends So I don't forget. I don't want to give you guys work. But I don't want to forget that idea. I don't have my notepad. Fusion Pinball! Fiends, you are just so brilliantly funny. are just so brilliantly funny. The Cactus CCR in Austin is $79.50 right now. That's a pretty good, yo, flip-tronic. Flip-tronic. Seriously, bro, that is a really good deal. Bro, bro, you should literally do it, play it for a little while, and flip it. That is a really good deal. They need to pinch cake. No more lag. Yeah, they did. Now the rest of... Now the rest want the man on my phone to say their name. Okay. Are you serious, pirate? So we had Jasper. Who do we have? Wait a minute. You have five kids? All right. We have Jasper. Hi, Jasper. We have... I'm going back to see Charlie. We have Charlie, Jasper. We have Matilda and Daisy. Charlie, Jasper, Matilda, Daisy. Hi, you guys. And this, this is for you guys. You ready? Here we go. One, two, three. Fireworks! Alright. Charlie, Jasper, Matilda, David. There you go. Fireworks for you guys. Because your dad is awesome. And this. And this is for you guys. I have to play because I'm tired of this audio loop. It's driving me nuts. Man, I am terrible at that shot. I rescued Forky yesterday. I don't need to rescue Forky again. Hey, what's up? Thank you for the follow. What is your name? Shoot. Oh, I got a ball save. Wow, cool. Wow, wow. Wow. I'm doing my best Owen Wilson impersonation. Wow. Sperkerts. Sperkerts. Sperkerts. Thank you for the follow. Spurger. No more blue shots over there. There should be a blue shot over here. What's up, Hotel Towel? Got it. Giddy up. Giddy up. I got to get back to what Jordan was saying in a minute. I don't want to miss what Jordan was saying. I got to make that shot. Nope. Nope. You're not leaving me yet. Boom. Nope. I don't Canada. Well, I lost that battle. Yep. Block two is lit. Wow. All right, Jordan was saved. I got a little over a million. Yeah, ping me on Discord, Jordan. Okay. Also ordered a P3 yesterday. Won't see it for you. Yeah, BorgDog. So, BorgDog, did you get... I got to catch up with chat. Did you order the P3 with a weird owl? That's a dumb question, right? Terry's new FP table is pretty sick. Yes, the FP. That is correct. Flipping will be hard as the sitting price for... Oh. Really? Huh, that seems weird. I had a curious patient behind me. They love that. You're welcome, pirate. I'm trash. Wow. What's up, hotel? I said that Forky is the only good Toy Story character. The old SNL Toy Story tour is pretty good. I don't remember that. The Mad TV Sex Toys story skit is amazing. Yep. Oh, ordered with Weird Al Heist and Cosmic Cart Modules. Nice. Man, I'm jelly, jelly, and jelly. I'm jelly times three. That's some good stuff right there. Skill shot! skill shot. What's up, Patsky? Man, the game is so steep. They set the game up so steep that it's really difficult to succeed. Yeah, you bought it with all the best modules, basically. it's hard to sell a jersey jack pin when for that price you could get a p3 and then for a little more get another game and for a little more get another game like for a little more get another game and for a little more get another game like i'm not even like if you guys look i look i love jgp to death these price these are these are very expensive if you look at this playfield look at this playfield kids watch this We're going to enable this. This is basically where all P3 modules live. Right? That's where all P3 modules basically live. Don't act like P3 is not real pinball because there's a play field here. Am I right? Tell me if I'm wrong. Tell me if I'm wrong. Adam's 40. Thank you for the follow. Do you think the game is worth 12... Do I think this game is worth 12,000? In my heart, it's worth 12,000. But I would pay 8 for this. But in my heart, it's worth another 4. Yeah, I know, Jordan. Yeah. So the house bought two pinball machines. I'm surprised we can still hit the... I'm surprised we can still hit the... What do you call it? Skillshot. Oh, boy. Somebody's mad at Harlem Globetrotters. Do you want to try some Toy Story with me? Can I get you in here on Toy Story? Yes. Player two. You're player two now. Ha-ha. off on that case. No, which is good because first of all, you're going to be on stream, so you know that. But second of all, it's good because you're just going to be defensively flipping. You're not going to try and do anything, and you're going to blow it up. Trust me. It's always the case. Okay? I'll explain a couple of things. Yeah, what are you supposed to do? So the first thing you're supposed to do is if you hit that ramp over there, see if I can post. Generally, you'll start a carnival mode. I'm in a carnival mode right now. But you'll generally start a carnival mode. Huh. And that's one of the shots I needed for the carnival mode. This jump, I just made it. Wow, that's crazy that I just did that in front of you. Whenever you, oh the other thing is, so that jump, whenever you see the Canadian sign flashing right there, see it? The Canadian symbol. Where is it? It's underneath the, it's between, so advanced, hurry, and right between. right between the two. See the Canadian symbol? No. You know? Look over here, there's a Canada leaf. Oh yeah, yeah, it's not lit. It's not lit. The flag. Right. Whenever you see it lit, that means when it rolls down here, he's gonna pop up. That's the only way you know. Those are the two things you need to know about this film. Who's Canadian in the toys? It's a Yes I Canada shot. Have you seen the movie? Yeah, well. Do you like fun? I mean, three, four, maybe. I'm seeing number two, three, I don't know. This is specifically for. Okay. All right, go for it. Let me try. Introduce yourself to my team. Who, what? Just say hi. Hi. I don't know from this. I hit this green arrow there, no? You gotta get a little used to those Jersey Jacks. Yeah, I don't like the Jersey Jack games much. Yeah. I'm just not used to it. Yeah. Some of that. Nice. And the slings are very weak. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they're kind of weak. So what have you done lately? How's it going? Yeah, right? Ah, you bastard. You still going? There you go. Ah, you bastard! You still going? There you go, come over. The other thing I like about Jersey Jack is if you deserve the kickback, it'll give you your ball back. Oh, that's nice. Go up there. Nice. What's your high score in Harlem, by the way? I don't know. Back in the day, I'd turn that game over. Yeah. Oh! That's a really good score for this game. Jersey Jack games are kind of low score. Yeah. Yeah. The high score in this is 9 million right now. What did I miss, guys? Not much. You guys are just watching. All right. Check out the skill shot. The skill shot is shooting it so that it dribbles right into there. I'm seeing. And you have three shots. So that was one shot. Notice that it says attempts remaining up in the upper corner of that screen. Two. Okay, I can actually use one more shot. We'll take one more time. Nope. Now watch. It's going to Now it fires on its own. What's up, motherfucker? Alright, I shot the left ramp. I start a mode. It says shoot targets. So I think I want to shoot pop bumpers. That's kind of how I do these. Just go with the color. They all light up a certain color and go with that. Generally speaking, that's the way to get into the pops. I think those will give me... That did it? I think that did it. Nope, that didn't do all of it. Yes, I can it up! You have to yell, yes, I can it up, too. It's part of the game. I got extra time. Hit Gabby Gabby in the face. to move towards Gabby Gabby Frenzy. I am asking for it. I am asking for it. That's a hurry up. Pat Lawler loves the hurry ups. One thing Pat loves is to give you a hurry up and a lane. Yes, I can. What's up, Abatu? Abatu! Thrillipede, here we go. Cause this is Thriller. Thrillipede. I know it's gonna save you from the beast that brought the strife. That's the song, right? False end? No. Dang it. Oh, I forgot the skill shot. Should I let it go, or I'm fucked now, right? Yeah, you gotta play it out. I went too far. Rescue Porky is lit. Rescue Porky is tricky. Hit the ramp. Okay. Okay, rescue porky is a tricky combination. Up there. kickback. There's a snake in my... Oh, bastard. Is that me? Player two? Yeah, you're... Still going? You're player two. Did you get an extra ball? I don't know. Nice. Oh, shit. We got it again. That's me. You want to hit me? No. He's already coming. He asked me to come in early because I don't want to. Danger? Yeah. You just moved the machine across the floor. Don't act like you've never played pinball before. That's a tough shot over there. Trying that one. Especially because the flippers feel like they have a lag, don't they? Do it two more times and you start road trip multiple times. I like that. I need profit. Nice. Living in the danger zone, baby. Watch out for snakes. Almost. That little flipper, what's that supposed to do up there? It gives you loops. There is an inner loop up there and it brings both feet and woody closer together. It takes a lot of spins though. Nice! So from here... It goes up and around the boat. Oh, you've got to shoot up there. Okay, so it's an early... Yeah, it's a good little shot. It's a good little shot. See if I can make that. There you go. Something like that. It gives you a couple of spins. Oh, you are a dangerous fellow. Got lucky on that one. Nice nudge. I can't make that grams. Like this one. That one I can hit. I hit it all the time. It's really smooth too. That shot is a lot earlier than you think. Did you get me? High score. Oh that's me. That's you man. Alright I'm going to go high. Was that the first time you played? Oh okay. There you go. How do I back out? Thank you for playing! Yeah, thanks man. I really have no clue on these games so I stay awake. Yeah, yeah. Cool. I don't know, it's kind of fun. Yeah, yeah, I like it. So who are you talking to here? Is there somebody there? Well, there's Adam Sporty, there's Tat Guy, there's Fliptronic. You can't see him though. Is that the audio? I can see their names, that's it. I don't have access to their homes, or their credit card information, or sexual preference. All right, man, thanks. What's up, Mother Putter? How you doing, bud? Actually, I do have access to Mother Putter's credit card information and sexual preference. Everyone else is clear. You guys don't have to worry about it. But you can see me, that's for sure. You do see my credit card information and my sexual preference. Wow! Oh my gosh! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Tom Carvey is always appropriate! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! I love title parks so much. There's a boot in my snake. Identify as pinball sea machine. Oh my god. Oh my god. What? What am I reading? That's like Canada. Oh, I guess I got gypped. I got gypped. The game is so steep. What a save! Yes I...Nope! Hey I got Giggle Mc Dimples! Yes...No! Yes! No! Sjab says I'll send you my sexual card preference. Yes I...nope! A S L S P...wait a minute. What does all that mean? I need to break that code sexual preference Hey I don't damn it Once again proven smarter than me a s l S give me one of those just give me one I could figure the rest out Bring a couple of wood blocks from the front legs next yeah, tell me about it I might just do that. Yeah, I might just do that. Come here, skillshot. Come here, skillshot. ASL. I know, I know, I know. Oh, age, sex, location. What is... Oh, SP. And sexual predators. Mommy, can I play the Toy Story game after the fashionable man is talking to the iPad? What's up D? I got the skill shot you monster. You guys are No. No can bottle blast. There's one. There's two. That's my Canada! Yes! Woo! There's three. You must be the Monopoly guy. It's the Monopoly guy. What's up, Arthur? Gabby Gabby's in the way. Wow, she is taking some really face damage. She is looking really dirty Gabby Gabby is a dirty girl Princess Jillian What up Princess Jillian are you going to Expo Because now I'm officially going to Expo Time to party Jillian Hell yes Jillian we have to have our Expo dinner together. Okay, we have to have our expo dinner together. It's a thing now. It's a thing we do. We can invite whoever we want also. I think George has to come too. Not sure if he's driving or flying. Alright, you got it. Brack. Brack. Dudes I can see it. I can see it in the future Matias I played a couple of days ago, poor Gabi was already filthy. Gabi is a filthy girl Oh Stop counting! I hear you guys count and I'm playing! Let's see, um, I need to dust off the headset. Not sure on the time, 830 latest. Check VR discord. I kinda want my truck there. I do not think I'm going to be in a rush to go home. Alright, what do I got? I got points. I got balls. I'm all ready. Here we go, skill shot. Boop. Skill. Ah. I'm going to take that shot, though. Here we go. More low, low-res laggy pinball. Here we go. No. No. Ha. Ha. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. Don't drain. No drain! No drain! No drain! No drain! No drain! No drain! No drain! HA! Hit those pops! Three! Oh my effing gee! Oh my effing gee! I should buy my X-Bow Clyde. Yeah, I haven't bought my X-Bow Clyde either. Man, are you slagging on virtual pinball? Never thought I'd see it today. Yo, Motherfucker, I lost that stupid game twice already. That's like a guaranteed multiball, and I lost it twice. I've not played Walkabout. Oh, Walkabout. You guys play VR games. We're talking about VR games. All right. I'm gonna play pinball you guys can talk like me are and stuff. I need to start a mode. Otherwise that multiball is not gonna be worth anything. I need tickets. I need carnival tickets. So what I need to do is... I need carnival tickets so what I need to do is hit that ramp. Let's go get some tickets. Oh crap! Oh mama! Do I need more tickets? I do. Gimme bus! Oh, right down the frickin' middle! Today feels like a Friday. I'm not sure why. Man, I'll play the new course tonight. Oh, there's a new course? There's a new course in VR. I gotta do decently in this game today, though. I want to try and do at least decently in one game at least. Like I said, my high score is 8 million. I got to 8 million. I have no idea how. I have no idea how I got to 8 million. I got into a multiball and I must have hit like 7x. Oh, shoot. The new course is Jim Henson's Labyrinth. Let me check and see if the wife is going to be home tonight, guys. If the wife is not. I think my wife might be on call tonight. If she's not on call, I'll jump in with you guys. That sounds like hella fun. It's labyrinth dance magic. Give me my mystery. Is there David Bowie? Is there David Bowie? When you expect to get a bounce and you don't. That looks just like the Disney ride. Star Adventurer? That's why I love it. Gabby Gabby Gabby. Got her. I got an achievement for Gabby Gabby. Smacking Gabby Gabby in the face. More. May Gabby Barry hurry up 50 times. So I hit her 50 times. Smack my bitch up. Oh sorry. Yes I can. Smack my bitch up. I just saw that. I just saw that I just saw that video The reason I even mentioned that Is because George, don't panic Was streaming the other day Listening to Prodigy George was listening to Prodigy On stream and Smack My Bitch Up came on And somebody mentioned, hey did you see that video The twist at the end is amazing And I went No, I've never seen the Prodigy Smack My Bitch Up video I don't know anything about the twist So I went to YouTube looking for the Smack My Bitch Up video. Of course you can't find it because it's censored. It's censored. So what I did was I went to my favorite site. It rhymes with the Pirate Bay. And I got the uncensored Prodigy video now. So I can watch it and see how messed up it is. You can't unsee? Yes, I heard MTV banned it But that's MTV's fault If they don't watch the videos before they air them Then What are you going to do? You need to watch a video before you put it on your Channel Skillfully played? I don't think so Banned, lame Yes But the question is Would a video like Smack My Bitch Up Get made today Put that in the same bucket as Blazing Saddles and Kentucky Fried Movie Actually don't put Kentucky Fried Movie And Blazing Saddles in the same bucket That was not fair Two very different movies One's gratuitous And the other one's actually funny The phone Somebody get the phone Prodigy is a religion I love when it does this I'm literally getting 110 points each time 110 points If I stand here for 12 years I might get a million Whoops my bad There are no purple and green shots Show me a purple and green shot I'll shoot it I don't see a single purple or green shot Oh there's a green shot Oh, 4P is considered a green shot? That's not fair. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Thank you for the follow, Disco! Disco Bear, what up? Welcome to the theater. Uh-oh! That was a big nudge. That was a big nudge. You gotta do what you gotta do. The hot trails are purple and green. Shoot the game. Unlimited kickback is lit. Uh-oh. Alright. Tilt. It's tilted, but it should end the game, right? Oh, you can't get a match out of tilt? Oh, no, you don't get a match after the tilt. Really? Yes. Because when? Because your tilt is. They take away bonuses and matches. Only on this one. Because I've been playing my whole life. I can't play a game at home. My tilt is just not as massive. Let me see. Hey, friends in chat. If you tilt on the last ball of a pinball game, do you get a match? Because a lot of people in here own a lot of games. I never found out that. Let's see The consensus is Never noticed What else? No idea Alright you might have me there But Perhaps You guys are amazing And who the hell cares I think that's the winner I think the winner is who the hell cares It's the last ball I figured you'd lose bonus And you'd lose an opportunity to play again It only seems fair to me Oh boy That little left target Yeah, free play, no clue Okay So you don't So people with free play Don't even get matches No you get matches right Damn it If you tilt You should You should lose everything I thought you keep the match But you have me Questioning myself now Yeah Let's find out Generally speaking, I'm not trying to tilt games, so I would... No. I got time for a few more. I'm going to do this. I got really busy. I got super busy in here now. You get nothing and you like it. Those pops are kind of fun up there though. Get the warp target up there. Alright, Dios mio. Oh, I got a ball stick? Okay. Ha! They made one ramp really easy to hit. Hey! Ho! Uh oh, uh oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Oh, crap. Oh, well. I mean, you get matches, but I kind of forget. Don't forget to score a bit. Thank you. I'm in there. Every time I score a bit, though, I do terrible. If I don't score a bit, I end up score-bitting at ball three. So you can score it and you can insider connect it at ball three if you really need to. Yes, I can it! Oh, he's back. No fair. bear Oh you know what slings you know what slings rescue Corky here's the big one guys M-Cat Corner Arcade, thank you for the raid. Here it comes. Rescue Porky is lit. M-Cat Corner Arcade, thank you for the raid. Beautiful people, welcome to Mr. Pinball Theater. Three tray. I am your host, Manu. Yes, I can. Got it. Oh, boy. Gabby! Oh, you ducked just in the nick of time, Gabby. Just in the nick of time, girl. Let's get a Buzz Lightyear friggin' multiball for a quick take. There we go. There we go. MCAP, how are you? Cool Dad showing the kids how guns work. Ha ha, right behind me. Here's how guns work, kids. Thank you for that, whatever that was. Oh boy. Woo! Woo! Woo! That multiball is so easy to lose. Here's how guns work. Right behind me. Right behind me. I'd rather not shoot for Gabby Gabby right now. I'd rather... Oh! They didn't make it, huh? Okay. Oh, I got... I'll take the ball, Bob. Huzzah! Skill shot! Nope, no skill shot. Shooting the left round. Rescue! Rescue! Got him. Well, I didn't rescue Porky, but I did something. We're not judging. If you are a member of the Mystery Pinball Theater Discord, you can vote on... No, you can't vote this week. This week we're rerunning Robot Jocks. Robot Jocks is coming again this week. We're not judging. You're judging. You know how distracting that is, right fiends? Does that mean we do Pacific Rim the week after? Oh, that was... Who did that? That was butter. That was mother butter. That was mother butter. All right, fiends. All right. All right. All right. Let's everybody calm down a minute. Let's everybody calm down. Pacific Rim. How long is that movie? It looks like he's shooting me. I don't have the button. Otherwise I'd do this. It's all cooled down. It's all cooled down. Let me know when it's all cooled down. We need another one. I don't even have a mod here that can do a... Can I do it Two hours and 11 minutes That a long movie I don't know. I think the first one was better. The first one might be better. Two hours and eleven minutes. That would require like a couple of viewings. I hate crime. Got it. I'm just going to take this multiball and run. You know what? I always get one good multiball, and then Fiends does something to F it up. I can feel it. I can feel it in the force. That was some points right there. No! What? Why did it leave? That was a couple of points. That felt pretty good. Ha! He's showing the kids what to do. What he did to... Oh my god. Oh no! Oh! What's up, Splide? It didn't take my picture. I need to work on some other edits. There's a lot of pointless whining in it. Fliptronic. Fliptronic Jordan. You and Becca always have a fast track to a movie Alright Don't ever think that every week is a vote You always have a fast track to a movie But I'm always going to say The movie needs to be like Around a 1 hour and 20 minute mark Really good movies Probably too long Other Polaroids have been A1 I got time for one more I got time for maybe one more question make sure to call out booba parts booba boobas it's all about the boobas how much is uh I wonder how much Carl is selling his his uh Toy Story for not that I'm gonna buy it but I'm just curious how much of a choice was that? About $3.50? About $3.50. Not today game, not yet. Oh! Whatever he can get for it. I steal an Eyes Wide Shut edition. Wow eyes wide shut You break that left ramp you're dead Eyes wide shut without nudity Makes it even more unwatchable Oh my god I have some movies I gotta edit too To just get them on the list I have to edit them I'm not putting them on the list I'm not putting them on the list Without editing them Damn it. I knew the game would do that to me. He's accepting trades for Halloween. Ouch. Motherfucker, you can be mean. Just not brutal. Wow. That's mean. That's okay. Even Spooky knows it. Halloween. Wasn't the biggest hit in the world. That's too bad. Shoot left. Shoot. Shoot rescue. Rescue Forky to start rescuing. I can't read today. Rescue Forky. Yes, I can! Oh, crap. Can I try again? You won't let me. Dragon Zone. I'm always going to smack Gabby in the face Don't clip that Wow, it gave me another It gave me another skill shot In the mystery Thank you Smacked Gabby in the face What's up, Pink Ninja Man? Oh, it almost bounced in there, that would have been nice. 8 million, Patsy. 8 million. It's still up there. I have no idea how I did it. Zero idea. I got a good multiball. Yeah. Oh. This has been brutal to me right now. This is how I got it, though. I got this started. and then somehow some points showed up. I have no idea how. Okay, that's Patsky, you guys. He's an important person here. Oh, oh! Hurry up, nope, nope. Don't leave, guys, don't leave, stick around. You're all leaving. Don't leave. Stick around. No, you all left. Oh, you all suck. That's what I tell people when they come to my parties. That's how I talk to all my party guests. You all suck because you all left. Rescue Porky, ready? Rescue Porky. Nice to meet you. Canada. All right. Thanks for playing. No more rescues of Porky today. Oh Gabby in the face Gabby in the face This game is either that I Got it I'll take a shot at Gabby any day! I almost have Gabby started. Yeah, this game is either that or Can I do all day? No. Alright, one more game and then I'm outie. Still would like to try it some day. All I heard was smack Gabby in the face. That's all Gabby heard too. When she got smacked in the face. Alright, last game. Last game and then I'll let you guys go live your lives. Even though you have every opportunity to do that right now. One more game. Let's go. Skill shot. Skill shot attempt number two Skill shot attempt number three Bam So worth it And Super spin Like my wife Oh live my life I think she said like my wife Your joke is better Why start now Ha! I gotta get my pinball stance. Eventually that was going to come out. Alright. Block is lit. Oh no. No Cam Bottle Blast! No Cam Bottle Blast! Boom! No Cam! I'm from Canada! You better give me that ball back dammit! Where's the last shot on this? That's my Canada! Oh, Captive Ball is the last one, okay. Captive Ball is the last shot. Uh, geez, easy on the second preference, Gordian Slips Manning. Oh no! There we go. and collect Adam just because it may be your best so far possibly not the best ever oh did you guys see that save? what? damn it oh that save was ridiculous Isaper, thank you for the Prime sub! Oh my god! Or if you consider you're living the best of all the versions of your life, you could live even though it may be a low point right now. Wow, big Digibang, get deep! All right, Isaper, thank you! Skill shot! Skill shot! Boom! Two skill shots in a row, kids! Two skill shots in a row. Oh, that didn't work. No. Not good. There we go. Three skill shots in a row. Here we go. Skill shot. Skill shot. Oh, you gypped me, game. Okay, I'm not going to lose Tiki Party three times in a row. Here we go. I am not going to let this game beat me three times on Tiki Party. No freaking way am I going to let this game beat me three times on Tiki Party. Six, five. Four, three. Two, one. You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me. One switch hand? Attention. Have you checked your butthole? Skill shot! Skill shot! Try it one more time. Skill shot! Ah! I can't believe kids. One freaking switch hit away from Tiki Multiball. One freaking... Let's rescue Porky then. Do something. This is not a satisfying end. This is not my beautiful house. Wow, that was a big one. Did you guys feel that? Ah. I'm glad you're satisfied. Well, I could always go home and play Clone Hero. Motherfutter, you'll like to hear this. So Motherfutter, I know you have Guitar Hero and all that stuff. You still have the games, right? That one didn't count? Oh my God. You think that one didn't count? I think that one counted. I got to go. um I know you still have like your rock band stuff I just discovered Clone Hero and so I have I went on eBay and got a I used to own all the stuff the drums like the pro drums like the real practice drums the Oni whatever it's called system the everything the keyboard I had a bass guitar a regular guitar I had everything. I'm going to let Tiki do that too. Yeah, I'm going to let Tiki do that to me today. Oh, look at that. That looks weird, right? There we go. So now, the Ion Drums. Thank you. I had the Ion Drums. I had everything. I went on eBay and bought another guitar for like $20. and I'm back into playing Guitar Hero aka Clone Hero a lot of fun we got the whole kit and caboo I wish I kept my stuff I really wish I kept my stuff but I couldn't keep it I gave it away to some friends I gave all the instruments to friends and the consoles and everything but when I discovered Clone Hero just like a week ago new to me, I didn't even know it existed I definitely was like remorse I was like oh shoot now I gotta buy they took up a lot of space there were some kids who I gave it to a friend who has kids and they all enjoyed it anyway now I have Clone Hero it's fine it's enough for me I got one guitar and lots of songs alright friends thank you so much for joining me again with this game here. See you tomorrow for Robot Jocks. Take two. What'd you do? Look, look, look. I got a road trip multiball champ. That's my son, Skyler. Oh, wow. I helped. I bet. Come on. Well, I think this is a little scoring game, right? It is a little scoring game. Yeah, so those are good scores. Oh, and check this out. I want to brag one more time. For a guy who wants to get points on this, what would you suggest as a tip? That's me. Eight million. Holy moly. So points on this. Who's Pop? That's Andre. Okay. I find most points come from the road trip multiball you have to hit the drop target down the first time you don't even see it there hit the drop target then lock three balls if you can start a mode and that second place is the first loser shut up and that would be a friend of mine too on chat if you can start a mode you know what I'm just going to tell Renee you're not going to learn nothing now bye Bye. Bye. I didn't know you were still on. I'm still on. Are you meeting in front of me? No. And get this. And I'll see all you tomorrow in the theater. Love you guys. Bye. Bye-bye. Thank you. Thank you.