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Stern's $999 Godzilla topper faces community backlash despite strong sales and technical features.
Godzilla is Stern's best-selling game since its September 2021 release
high confidence · Craig Bobby's segment: 'how many Godzilla pinball machines Stern has sold since its release back in September of 2021'
The Godzilla topper retails for $999.99
high confidence · Zach states: 'for the most popular game probably that we've ever produced...we're going to be one for the people. Not $2,000, not $1,500, not $1,000, but $99.99' (with correction to $999.99)
The topper contains 21 RGB lights in the plume alone
high confidence · Dennis: 'How many RGB lights are in the plume? ...21.'
The topper includes an exclusive 'King of the Monsters' time attack mode unlocked only with the topper purchase
high confidence · Dennis: 'An exclusive, quote, king of the monster's time attack mode. You get an exclusive mode on this topper.'
Previous premium toppers (Mandalorian, Rush) were priced at $2,000 and $1,700 respectively
high confidence · Dennis: 'Whenever Mandalorian came out, it was $2,000. and Rush came out $1,700.'
Godzilla toppers are selling well with most distributors reporting sold-out or near-sell-through status
high confidence · Craig Bobby: 'the Godzilla topper by most distributors I've talked to said the Godzilla topper was actually selling well with most either sold out or expecting to sell through'
Stern toppers regularly sell for $3,000-$5,000 on the secondary market when out of production
medium confidence · Dennis: 'our toppers sell for $3,000 to $5,000 on the secondary market when they go out of print'
The Godzilla sculpture on the topper is the same figure many owners dislike on the game itself
high confidence · Dennis: 'they used the same Godzilla figure, which was like the most hated figure in the Godzilla game, like that sculpt...frustrated a lot of people'
“Surely Stern was not going to double down on the one major flaw in Godzilla, being the almost laughable Godzilla sculpt itself that every respectable owner immediately rips out”
Craig Bobby @ early segment — Establishes the sculpt quality as a major pain point in the original game that the topper allegedly fails to address
“Stern wins again! With a snap of their sandals-like fingers, they actually can produce garbage, and the masses will still come.”
Craig Bobby @ closing of rant — Summarizes Craig's criticism that Stern can sell poor-quality products due to market dominance
“I am buying that whenever I hit a certain shot, that 21 RGB interacts in a certain way...I am buying that integration.”
Zach Minney @ mid-discussion — Core defense of the topper's value proposition: code integration and interactivity that aftermarket alternatives cannot replicate
“The plume is full of RGB lighting. So much so that there's probably more RGB lighting in that plume than is on the Godzilla game itself.”
Dennis Priestel @ topper breakdown — Technical specification highlighting a substantial engineering effort in the topper design
“The one thing it is that you cannot take away and you cannot replicate, ladies and gentlemen, is the thing that will keep me buying time after time again, and that is the interactivity, the coding.”
Zach Minney @ defense section — Identifies code integration as the exclusive differentiator that justifies premium pricing
“I think Stern Pinball is smart enough to know that we as a group didn't really like the sculpt of Godzilla in the playing field. I think they know that.”
Zach Minney @ late discussion — Speculates that the zip-tie design and removable sculpt platform are deliberate accommodations for customization
“It's $1,000 DLC. Yeah, and I know it had—I like the light panel with the fire.”
Dennis Priestel @ mid-discussion — Frames the exclusive mode as downloadable content pricing model, framing value proposition concern
business_signal: Stern using demand-based production planning for topper second run, with timeline dependent on first allocation performance
medium · Zach: 'All dealers know their first allotment And the second run Is planned But they're gauging interest Based on the orders...timeline will be revealed Later'
community_signal: Topper release generating substantial community discourse across Pinside, Facebook, and social media with mixed but ultimately strong purchase engagement
high · Craig Bobby: 'thousands of others like me who took to Pinside, Facebook, and other social media to voice...displeasure' yet sales are strong
design_philosophy: Community rejection of reused Godzilla sculpt on topper, with widespread expectation of new sculpt at $999.99 price point
high · Dennis: 'they used the same Godzilla figure, which was like the most hated figure in the Godzilla game...frustrated a lot of people' and Craig: 'laughable Godzilla sculpt itself that every respectable owner immediately rips out'
design_philosophy: Speculation that zip-tie mounting and removable Godzilla sculpture platform are intentional design decisions accommodating user customization/replacement
low · Zach: 'I think Stern Pinball is smart enough to know that we as a group didn't really like the sculpt...I think they might put that on that little platform that you can easily remove'
market_signal: Despite vocal online criticism, Godzilla topper is selling well with most distributors reporting sold-out or near-completion of first allocation
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Stern's marketing video for the topper was poorly shot and didn't adequately showcase features
high confidence · Dennis: 'the video just showed it white, like not lit up' and 'The video came up short because this video was an advertisement for the collection of Godzilla accessories'
Stern is planning second run production based on first allocation dealer orders
medium confidence · Zach: 'All dealers know their first allotment And the second run Is planned But they're gauging interest Based on the orders they get from us dealers'
“Somebody that hates toppers and never have toppers can't be like, oh, this is such a ripoff. You're not going to buy it. Why do you care?”
Dennis Priestel @ sentiment analysis — Questions the logic of non-topper users complaining about the product
“No one would be arguing about the sculpt being the exact same sculpt, in my opinion, if it was when the game came out.”
Dennis Priestel @ production timing discussion — Suggests delayed topper release (nearly 2 years post-game launch) amplifies criticism
“90% of homemade toppers look like complete ass. 8% make me roll my eyes...Maybe 2% are good.”
Zach Minney @ quality comparison — Establishes high bar for aftermarket topper quality, making code integration exclusive value prop
high · Craig Bobby: 'the Godzilla topper by most distributors I've talked to said...actually selling well with most either sold out or expecting to sell through'
market_signal: Stern's promotional video for topper inadequately showcased key features (RGB lighting, exclusive mode, shadow projection), potentially limiting awareness and purchase intent
high · Dennis: 'the video just showed it white, like not lit up' and Zach: 'The video came up short...The issue is those are old product releases'
market_signal: Community resistance to $999.99 price point despite substantial technical features; comparison to previous $1,700-$2,000 premium toppers and secondary market $3,000-$5,000 pricing
high · Craig Bobby's entire opening segment; Dennis noting price sensitivity despite technical improvements
product_strategy: Nearly 2-year gap between Godzilla game release (September 2021) and topper release amplified criticism; hosts suggest simultaneous release would have mitigated sculpt complaints
medium · Zach: 'No one would be arguing about the sculpt being the exact same sculpt...if it was when the game came out' and 'it's been almost two years'
product_strategy: Code integration and exclusive 'King of the Monsters' mode represent unique value proposition unavailable in aftermarket alternatives
high · Zach: 'I am buying that whenever I hit a certain shot, that 21 RGB interacts...I am buying that integration' and 'you can't get these integrated into the code, your homemade toppers'
sentiment_shift: Initial community negativity regarding topper design may reverse as consumers experience RGB lighting effects and code integration in actual use
medium · Zach: 'People love this topper. They just don't know it yet. Give them time. They'll warm up to it...And fucking numbers don't lie. They are buying it.'