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Hosts criticize Dutch Pinball hype strategy; praise The Princess Bride shipping timeline and transparency.
Dutch Pinball in Wonderland will release in Q3 2024 through Dutch Pinball Exclusive sub-brand
high confidence · Kevin Manning and Nick Lane discussing Alice in Wonderland announcement; claim based on official Dutch Pinball announcement
The Princess Bride batch one shipping starts in August 2024, on schedule with original summer 2024 production timeline
high confidence · Kevin citing official Multimorphic monthly update from Jerry (company owner); corroborated by production schedule alignment
Stern's Jaws topper costs $1,000; art blades $100; shooter knob $149.99; armor $249.99; speaker light kit $200
high confidence · Kevin presenting official Stern Jaws accessory line pricing during news segment
Jaws came out approximately six months before this episode (recorded June 29, 2024), so around December 2023 or January 2024
medium confidence · Kevin stating 'Jaws came out like six months ago now' on June 29, 2024
Kevin is concerned about Dutch Pinball reveal strategy and delays, citing Pirates of the Caribbean's production issues causing loss of hype and poor sales despite game quality
high confidence · Kevin discussing announcement strategy ineffectiveness: 'Otherwise, it's going to follow the Pirates of the Caribbean track where hype was really high. They had some production issues...People lost interest.'
Dutch Pinball took '10 years to ship all the Lebowskis that they promised the people'
medium confidence · Kevin Manning expressing skepticism: 'Dutch Pinball took 10 years to ship all the Lebowskis that they promised the people. My expectations are really low.'
Kevin is streaming The Princess Bride upon arrival and hosting a 'The The Princess Bride party' for Buffalo P3 owners
high confidence · Kevin stating 'As soon as I do, I will be obviously streaming that. We're going to do a little The The Princess Bride party here in Buffalo.'
Pinball Adventures' website previously had various accessory products (flipper button holder, playfield support) that are now gone from inventory
“Dutch Pinball took 10 years to ship all the Lebowskis that they promised the people. My expectations are really low.”
Kevin Manning @ ~10:40 — Expresses deep skepticism about Dutch Pinball's production track record and ability to deliver Alice in Wonderland on promised Q3 2024 timeline
“Why would you do this to yourself? Why would you do it to yourself? Indeed, no one ever learns.”
Kevin and Nick (alternating) @ ~13:50 — Meta-commentary on industry pattern of early announcements followed by production delays, using Alice as case study
“Just do what Barrels of Fun did. Barrels of Fun did excellent execution. A lot of people didn't see this coming. They had the product ready to go. They showed video. They showed it, and then they started shipping it.”
Kevin Manning @ ~15:00 — Contrasts effective reveal strategy (Barrels of Fun) with Dutch Pinball's approach; identifies execution as differentiator
“The underside of a playfield? Seriously? Are you nuts? Who cares? Who cares about a jumbled mess of shit underneath a playfield?”
Kevin Manning @ ~13:20 — Criticizes Dutch Pinball's teaser image strategy (showing only playfield underside) as poor marketing and anxiety-inducing for consumers
“Jerry from Multimorphic...he does these pretty much monthly which is awesome. I think I like that direct communication with the owner of the company.”
Kevin Manning @ ~21:00 — Praises Multimorphic owner's transparency and regular updates as model for manufacturer communication
“I think price is really kind of punctuating the emotional and the negativity...what's driving this a lot is that prices are really high on everything, and people are feeling hurt.”
Nick Lane @ ~38:00 — Analyzes root cause of community criticism toward accessories (like Jaws topper) as pricing resentment rather than design critique
“I think I'm really confused. All right. Well, I think people want baby games...Sometimes I just don't know what people want anymore in this market in pinball.”
product_concern: Dutch Pinball's history of extended delays (The Big Lebowski took 10 years to ship) creates low confidence in Alice in Wonderland Q3 2024 delivery timeline despite official announcement
high · Kevin: 'Dutch Pinball took 10 years to ship all the Lebowskis that they promised the people. My expectations are really low.'
product_strategy: Hosts criticize early announcement with minimal playfield details (only underside image) as poor marketing that creates hype-to-shipping gap, citing Pirates of the Caribbean as cautionary example of lost sales due to delay
high · Kevin: 'Otherwise, it's going to follow the Pirates of the Caribbean track where hype was really high. They had some production issues...People lost interest. They sold very few of them.'
sentiment_shift: Hosts observe declining community hype cycle for new machines compared to 2-3 years ago when 'everything that came out was an amazing game'; attribute to pricing fatigue and changed expectations
high · Kevin: 'people aren't getting themselves hyped up for pinball machines like they were a couple years ago...I think that probably factored into things too.'
market_signal: Community criticism of Stern's Jaws accessories (particularly $1000 topper) driven primarily by pricing resentment rather than design critique; high prices making people 'feel hurt'
high · Nick: 'I think price is really kind of punctuating the emotional and the negativity...what's driving this a lot is that prices are really high on everything, and people are feeling hurt.'
operational_signal: Multimorphic's monthly direct owner (Jerry) updates to community praised as best-practice model for manufacturer transparency and production accountability
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high confidence · Kevin discussing update from Dr. Blueberry Johnson: 'a couple years ago they had all those weird accessories on their webpage...Well, none of that exists anymore.'
Kevin Manning @ ~45:00 — Expresses frustration about unpredictability of market reception; sets up 'baby games' segment to follow
“You just said a bunch of words. I heard words, and I recognize the words, but I don't know how they come together to form a coherent sentence that one would understand.”
Nick Lane @ ~63:00 — Response to Pinball Adventures' incoherent game descriptions (Sushi Madness); captures hosts' frustration with company's poor communication
“This one just says one of the greatest pinball machines ever made well this pinball machine has never been made because it doesn't exist so how can that be true”
Kevin Manning @ ~70:00 — Sarcastically points out logical fallacy in Pinball Adventures' marketing of vaporware; critiques company's delusional self-promotion
“This is like classism the pinball machine...are you worthy of flying first class? Do you make enough money? What's your social economic status?”
Nick Lane @ ~75:00 — Sarcastically critiques Pinball Adventures' 'First Class' game concept as tone-deaf and pretentious
high · Kevin: 'Jerry from Multimorphic...he does these pretty much monthly which is awesome. I think I like that direct communication with the owner of the company.'
product_launch: Multimorphic Princess Bride batch one shipping August 2024 on schedule with original summer 2024 production announcement; machine toured at major festivals (Golden State, SPAQ, Pin Brew, Pintastic, Texas, Midwest) for consumer exposure
high · Kevin citing official Multimorphic update: 'batch one of Princess Bride are going to start shipping in August which is right in line with what they promised...August is very much summer.'
product_concern: Hosts question mechanical/electrical design of large PCBs positioned directly under playfield with mechanical components, citing potential reliability and vibration concerns
medium · Nick: 'they love these huge PCBs underneath the playfield, which never seemed like a great idea to me, because you have all this mechanical stuff happening here right next to all your digital computer board stuff...you really want all that motion and friction happening next to your delicate electronic components?'
community_signal: Pinball Adventures' catalog (Puny Factory, Forsaken Ninja, Sushi Madness, First Class, Volts Electric) consists entirely of non-existent games with AI art and incoherent descriptions; hosts express frustration with company's continued promotion of non-functional products
high · Kevin mocking Pinball Adventures: 'This one just says one of the greatest pinball machines ever made well this pinball machine has never been made because it doesn't exist so how can that be true?'
competitive_signal: Owen Grapevine (Jaws/Godzilla designer) has elevated community expectations for packed playfields; Jaws perceived as disappointing relative to Godzilla hype despite hosts' personal praise
medium · Kevin: 'Owen did a great job with Godzilla, and I think people have a certain expectation of him now to have this super-packed play field...I was just really surprised that people weren't doing backflips over Jaws.'
product_strategy: Barrels of Fun identified as model for effective product launch: finished product ready, video demonstration shown, then immediate shipping—contrasted with Dutch Pinball's protracted announcement-to-delivery model
high · Kevin: 'Just do what Barrels of Fun did. Barrels of Fun did excellent execution...They had the product ready to go. They showed video. They showed it, and then they started shipping it.'
business_signal: Dutch Pinball created new DPX (Dutch Pinball Exclusive) sub-brand to handle Alice in Wonderland, suggesting possible operational restructuring or attempt to separate troubled mainline brand from new projects
medium · Kevin: 'they're going to start a second company so they're going to run two companies simultaneously...I don't know.'
content_signal: BDYETP adding new sponsor Pinball Life (established parts retailer since 2011); hosts personally vouch for product quality and long-term customer loyalty to leverage trust
high · Kevin: 'Pinball Life, my God, I've been a customer of Pinball Life since 2011 when I got in the hobby...I'm stoked to have them on board.'