All right. Everybody knows what to do. Huh? Except me. Except me. Ah, dead eyes aren't as bad as people say. They're much worse.
Not with that book, sugar.
You and I before you,
I never thought I'd say this, but you really need to bash my sister in the face. [Music] All right, go for the sheriff targets. [Music] Hey, kid. All two blocked. I hope you're ready. [Music] [Applause] Would you please shoot some ramps so we can get on with it? [Music] [Applause] [Music] Shoot ramps to start a mode. Come on. Oh, I'm not upset. Just disappointed. Really disappointed. [Music]
You're not dead yet. [Music] I can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. [Music] What's your life? No balls. [Music] Watch out for the trees. Their bite is worse than their bark. Skill shot complete. Look at you. Your suffering will be nothing compared to your lovely witness. I'm getting woozy here. Stop touching that thing. I said stop touching it. Will you start a mode? I feel like shooting something.
You're leaving me?
Sorry, Linda. Looking for someone with a good head on their shoulders. Damn it. You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. In fact, I'm going to shove you out of this boat. If you can hit the Cheryl targets. Look, there's only room for one [ __ ] here. And that [ __ ]
Hey, are you done throwing your little [ __ ] fit, Mr. Cranky Pants? You know, I thought you'd be better.
Well, give it a second.
I was recording that.
I did. [Music] Dead aren't as bad as people say. They're much worse.
Maybe it reads something more lighthearted, like true crime. Don't make this losing thing a habit, okay? I'm embarrassed for all of us. [Music] Breakups are never easy. All right. Now, make ramp shots to chain up Linda.
Join us. [Applause] You missed your shot. You missed your shot.
That book it uh it changes you. Last chance, fancy pants. You know there's more shells in the basement. All right, let's go. Time to lock and load. [Music] Take a deep breath. Ready. Aim. Swallow this. [Music] Reload. Reload. Reload. And unlock. [Music] Reload. Action button. Spawn four jackpots. Hey, can you say jackpot? I can. Jackpot. Reload. Double trouble, baby. One by one or we will pay you.
I give you a nasty look. Bet you've already got one. Yeah, it's really [Music]
You can't play this game forever.
You will die.
Don't mess with that book.
You will die. like the others before you.
Shoot some ramps so we can get on with it here. Hey, come on. Don't feel bad. Not everyone can be as talented as me. Hey. Hey. Tigger fingers itchy here. Get more shells. Look, there's only room for one [ __ ] here. All right. And that [ __ ] is me. Shoot some ramps. So we can get on with it. All three locked.
Well, I guess you can still uh cond on this.
Shut it off.
Shut it off. Cond.
Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the cabin.
What?
Man, who pissed in your Cheerios? This is what I get for sharing the spotlight.
You miss.
Can't believe I'm saying this, but get to the cabin. What do you say we let the boomstick do the talking? Huh? Hey, let's try and stay alive this time. Come on, your girlfriend's watching. The boomstick is hungry. Let's feed it. The shotgun ain't going to load itself. Get to the basement. Got to lock and move. Shells obtained. Jackpot value increased. Nice, man. You can almost play. Wait for my command. Ready. Aim. [ __ ] him up. Nice shooting, partner. And I kind of mean it. Reload. [Music] know what to do. Load more shells and slap the action button. Load more shells, then slap the action button. Double the barrel, double the jackpot. Reload. [Music] Reload. [Music] Boomix jackpot. Reload. Unload and unlock. [Music] Reload. Hit the action button to light jackpots. Double barrel jackpot. One by one or you will take you.
Reload. Jackpot. One by one, we will take you.
Reload. Hail to the jackpot king, baby.
We are the things that were and shall be again.
Oh, great. It's another one. [Music]
Hey pal, nobody invited you to this party, so scram. Shoot ramps to start a mode. Look, there's only room for one [ __ ] here. All right. You know, you do look better as a corpse. It's the target. Not getting off that easy. Ball one blocked. [Music] I'm dry. Shooting dry. Shooting blanks here. All two locked now. There's no turning back now. All right, you shoot ramps to start a mode.
Shoot the ramps. Any of them. [Music] before you
give me back my ball. Oh yeah, I feel a need to breathe. Put your hands on the flippers. It ain't over. Would you please shoot some ramps so we can get on with it?
Who's laughing now? [Music] Now, now, now. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Who is it? This is between me and me. [Music] [Applause] Weapons fire. [Music] Oh yeah. Right down the boot shoot.
Did John Youssi your eyes? [Music]
Load more shells, will you? I want to introduce you to Mr. your Ed Boon stick. [Music]
No, believe I'm saying this, but right down the poop shoot. [Music] You're supposed to get the flashing shot.
We want what is yours.
Oh, he just threw up in my mouth a little. Mhm. Not dead yet.