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Day 3 of METALLICA!! March 2015

Dead Flip·video·1h 59m·analyzed·Mar 23, 2015
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TL;DR

Deadflip Day 3 Metallica stream with rules breakdown and casual gameplay.

Summary

Jack Danger (Deadflip) streams Day 3 of Metallica pinball gameplay with guest Nick George Campbell, providing detailed rules explanations for skill shots, multiball strategies, and shot progression. The stream focuses on educational content about game mechanics rather than competitive play, with casual banter about beers, travel, and streaming platform issues interspersed throughout.

Key Claims

  • Metallica's super skill shot is worth approximately 1 million points when executed correctly

    high confidence · Jack Danger demonstrates the super skill shot mechanic multiple times and references the point value in context of regular skill shots being 250,000 points × 4

  • The target between Sparky's legs gives two hits to Sparky instead of one

    high confidence · Jack Danger explicitly states this mechanic: 'There's a target right between Sparky's legs that instead of giving you one hit, gives you two.'

  • Hitting all four pick targets in multiball activates a 2x playfield multiplier via the snake shot

    high confidence · Jack Danger explains the pick collection strategy and its connection to the 2x multiplier mechanic in detail

  • Post-pass is a flipper technique for safely transferring the ball between flippers

    high confidence · Jack Danger describes the post-pass technique: 'when you're cradling on a flipper, you'll quickly, delicately flip and it rams the ball into the bottom of the slingshot over to the other flipper'

  • CSI pinball was patched because players could max out bonus before actually playing by plunging and letting the ball drain through the inlane

    high confidence · Jack Danger states: 'It was all about playfield validation, because you were able to plunge and let it fall through the inlane and drain, and you were able to get your bonus maxed out before you even played the game.'

Notable Quotes

  • “So this time around, we're going to try to explain everything we can and, you know, hopefully make a nice resource for people that want to quickly blow this up when they're playing somebody in a competition”

    Jack Danger@ 7:56 — Establishes the educational purpose of the stream despite Metallica being a familiar game to the channel

  • “And that's usually the super skill shot times two, I think. Like on the plunge I believe if you get that that's almost a million points right out of the gate”

    Jack Danger@ 12:29 — Clarifies high-value opening strategy for Metallica

  • “Your goal after that, besides trying to collect jackpots, is there's four pick targets here on the field. They usually surround really tight shots that you want to hit because realistically you don't want to hit those on purpose”

    Jack Danger@ 16:33 — Explains the counterintuitive pick target mechanic and its strategic importance

  • “Twitch is just freaking out today. It's all good. It wasn't letting us sign on for a little bit there”

    Jack Danger@ 1:30 — References technical platform issues affecting multiple streamers

  • “I applied for partnership again earlier, and I inquired about what it takes to be on the front page for non-partners... but I have not heard back”

    Jack Danger@ 10:45 — Indicates ongoing partnership aspirations and uncertainty about Twitch partnership criteria

Entities

Jack DangerpersonNick George CampbellpersonMetallicagameDeadfliporganizationSparkyproductTwitchorganizationCSIgameSterncompanyLyman Sheetsperson

Signals

  • ?

    business_signal: Jack Danger pursuing Twitch partnership status but uncertain about approval criteria and lacking clear communication from platform about requirements

    medium · Jack states: 'I applied for partnership again earlier, and I inquired about what it takes to be on the front page for non-partners... I have not heard back either'

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger creating educational resource content for Metallica despite machine being familiar to channel audience, indicating commitment to viewer education and competitive preparation

    high · Jack states: 'we don't have any backup footage on YouTube for people to see how to blow this game up' and aims to 'make a nice resource for people that want to quickly blow this up when they're playing somebody in a competition'

  • ?

    product_concern: Minor playfield maintenance issue noted - 'snake cut's a little dirty' - suggesting wear or setup issue on Metallica machine

    medium · Jack Danger notes during gameplay: 'the snake cut's a little dirty' when explaining shot routing

  • ?

    technology_signal: Twitch platform experiencing widespread technical outages affecting multiple streamers and authentication

    high · Jack reports: 'Twitch is just freaking out today... It wasn't letting us sign on for a little bit there' and later notes 'Twitch right now is not working for a lot of people'

Transcript

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0:00
Oh, it actually worked. It actually freaking worked. Okay. Internet beat. Still good. There are some twitcherino problems with the twitcherino.
1:00
Thank you. Twitch is just freaking out today. It's all good. It wasn't letting us sign on for a little bit there. But we are back.
1:41
Back and ready. I don't know. We're ready. I'm ready. Move the microphone here. Can you hear me?
2:00
Move.. Move, move! Woo! We'll be right back. Battery! That's a great question. I think that's mine. Okay. Because someone said they left me a beer, but because you have so many weird beers in there I never knew just what it was. I don't want him in the net. I don't think that it would be good. Really? Because he was creeping up like he was up to one. I don't know what you're even talking about. Um, yeah. I thought so. Um, hold tight, Canada.
4:29
© BF-WATCH TV 2021 All right, sorry. We got... We found like a magical beer in the fridge that everyone wanted, so we had to split it. I don't know what the name of it is, though. Uh, yeah, sorry, Jaded. Um, can you hear me okay? Just making sure.
5:39
Oh. What does that taste like? Tastes like grandpa. But like a good grandpa, you know? Like a... Anyway.
5:59
You can't... You can't tell... I don't have the can. Uh... It's not bitter. It's like... I don't know what it is. I also just ate a bunch of Jelly Belly, so I gotta... I'm probably ruining this.
6:26
Ugh! Yeah, it's, um, I think that was urine. It's really good. And it wasn't this, but this is what we're back to.
6:41
Well, I'm glad to see that Twitch is working for us, because Twitch right now is not working for a lot of people.
6:51
But it's working for us, and that's all that matters, kids, right? That's all that matters. Oh, what was that?
7:02
Yeah, I'll find out. I'll grab the can here in a minute. Find out what that is. Not hoppy. It was like... Squungy. There's no word for what I just tasted.
7:17
Jay, are you saying it's working for partners? We're not partners. We are not partners. Although it would be cool, Twitch, if you're watching. Partnerinos. You scratch my back. Dot dot dot. You know, whatever.
7:40
So, good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day three on Metallica. Again, Metallica is a game that we've played plenty of times on the screen, but we don't have any backup footage on YouTube for people to see how to blow this game up. So this time around, we're going to try to explain everything we can and, you know, hopefully make a nice resource for people that want to quickly blow this up when they're playing somebody in a competition versus, like, just trying to throw up a grand champ on here.
8:12
Oh, yeah, I got that Donate the Kids shirt on, ladies. D2K. Richie Townsend keeps texting me and none of it makes sense so I think he's already messed up Joining me today will be Nick Campbell again when he's ready Nope, people lined up for today but tomorrow we do have plenty of guests coming on Plenty of guests coming on It's going to be fun So today we're going to take it easy explain what we're doing especially explain what I'm going to do against Nick when he gets in here. I'm Jack Danger. I'm here pretty much every day.
8:56
And let's just switch cameras over and get this thing rolling because no one wants to hear me talk. Here we go.
9:04
So much needed to take a... Okay. I like that bit. TOS is only enforceable if the staff feels like it. I don't know that. I don't know that.
9:23
So, if I hit SWIFT... Hope you folks are having fun watching Metallica. Metallica's a fun game to play. Um...
9:41
It's an incredibly fun game to play. Especially since all the codecates. And the... ...things are too old.
9:54
Nice break, Playfield. No way, we're gonna darken that back up. If we, uh, if we up the gain too much on the game, or on the camera, it just blows out, like, especially around here. I could probably brighten it up a little bit. I'll brighten it up in Scopes, why not? Let's have some fun with that. Where's the game then, this bad boy? We're nearing the end now. There you go.
10:38
Alright. Also, quick side note, I did apply for partnership again earlier, and I inquired about what it takes to be on the front page for non-partners.
10:52
Thanks for the host, man. I appreciate it, Janet. I have not heard back either, so we're just going to play some pinball.
11:02
Here we go. Turn that jam off. So when Nick gets in here... Okay, so right out of the gate, we're just going to get into this. Right out of the gate, the song doesn't mean anything. The song is just what you're going to be hearing while you're trying to blow the game up. So just pick whatever you think is good and go for it. Your skill shots right out of the gate are as followed. There's the simple one where you... Shut up. Where you plunge and you want to go into the top lanes here, whichever one is blinking. And you can drive it left or right to make sure the ball goes into it. And you'll get about 250,000 points for that first skill shot. The super skill shot is holding in the left flipper and plunging. It'll go all the way around, and then on the fly, you have to hit any major shot. You have to hit a lane, a ramp, the captain ball, a snake, a cross, sparky, anything really except for the pick targets will give you your super skill shot. Josh Bacon, it's good to see you, buddy.
12:04
Now, the super, super skill shot is actually skill-based. So you have to hold in the left flipper like you're going to plunge all the way around for the super skill shot. But what you want to do is soft plunge so that it barely goes into, barely comes up, and it falls into one of the blinking lanes. So you're mixing the super skill shot with the regular skill shot, which becomes the uber skill shot, or whatever you want to call that. And that's usually the super skill shot times two, I think. like on the plunge I believe if you get that that's almost a million points right out of the gate so let's try that let's try the super duper super skill shot times four so it's a million right out of the gate it's a million or I'm sorry it's the regular skill shot times four so regular skill shot would have been 250,000 and then I got 10 score, so it gave me a million.
13:05
Now, if you're unfamiliar with the game, your best approach here is to beat the crap out of Sparky, which is the bash toy in the middle.
13:12
Some post-pass really quick here. Oh, I did that wrong. So just keep hitting up the middle until these three lights start roving back and forth, and that means you're one hit away from a multiball.
13:31
Mighty Squirrel, what do you mean already? Ah, yes, and the skill shots are cumulative. So if you get your first skill shot, your next one's worth more points.
13:57
Oh, thanks, Doskopans. You should see the animation of the splash screen. I animated the crap out of that.
14:08
So the trick with Sparky is hit him, obviously. There's an opto, or like a red invisible beam that you're not seeing, that when the ball breaks that beam, it registers and hits the Sparky. But there's also a target between Sparky's legs that instead of giving you one hit, gives you two. Is it two or three? I think it's two. Two hits to Sparky! Did you say two hits?
14:32
I'll buy that for a dollar. Do you have an iPhone plug? New one? Is that mine? No, that's mine. Can I use it? Yes, of course.
14:47
Just grab the game and put me in the next one. I'll be right back. Oh, man, it's doing great. All right, so I have like a couple more hits of Sparky, and then we have a multiple.
14:59
Oh, Uncle Carmy, there's a difference between right-lane and left-lane? Is right-lane four and left-lane is two times two?
15:08
I think that's what it is. Let's try that again. Look at that. 1.1 million. I also want to point out that this, like, super-duper skill shot thing I'm doing, I can never do this. I've done it twice in a row. That was a very unfortunate sling drain we had there. Alright, so that one's not going to make it. But I will have access to the regular Super Special. Bounce pass that over. Drop catch, extend it. So you see how the lights are roving? That means one more hit and Sparky's ready. That was a super unfortunate drain there. lane always doubles the left. Oh, that's great. Deadman3290, what's up, buddy? Thanks for coming. Metallica! Alright, so now that you guys know the beginning crap, you know, write that down. When you're in a multiball, okay, and this goes for any multiball, let's say you hit Sparky enough times and it starts spitting balls out into the playfield, you them a multi-ball. Your goal after that, besides trying to collect jackpots, is there's four pick targets here on the field.
16:32
They usually surround really tight shots that you want to hit because realistically you don't want to hit those on purpose because they're put there to screw you because you hit them, they'll rocket it right back at you. But in a multi-ball, right when you get to the multi-ball, you have a ball saver so you can drain as many balls as you want and they'll keep coming back into the play field for a very short period of time. What you want to do is hit all four of these picks so that they're solid white. Some of them might be solid already when you go into the multiball because of hitting them before you start the multiball. So what you want to do is start your multiball, you hit your picks so that they're all white, and what happens is this snake here has a green light above it and it'll start flashing. That means the snake is ready. All you have to do is get one ball into that snake, that starts 2x playfield, meaning everything that gives you points on the play field gives you double the points. And it throws another ball into play for you and reactivates your ball savers so you have more immunity to shoot at tougher shots. Once you get that 2x running, that's when you start collecting your major jackpots, like your super jackpot, which is hitting sparky enough times. And it's 2x. It's fantastic. But you can only do that once per multiball. You could do the picks thing and get it back into the snake to reactivate your 2x, but it will not give you your ball back, and it will not reactivate your ball saver.
17:55
All right. Yeah, Deadman, thanks for coming. The other trick, says Uncle Carmy, to the skill shot would be to shoot around the orbit, loop past to the right flipper, and hit the... That brings up a great point. Thank you, Uncle Carmy.
18:07
So how do I even explain this? There's lights in front of every single shot. There's a Sparky, a Snake, and a Cross. And what you want to do is you want to pick a shot. So right now the right orbit shot is lit. While that's lit, you want to hit Sparky, which will activate the Sparky light. The Snake, which will give you the Snake light. The Cross will give you the Cross light. Once you've lit up all three lights for that shot, it'll start blinking. Then you hit the Captive Ball, and it locks in that shot for the rest of your game. And what that means is every time you hit that now, it'll give you a free Sparky shot, a free Snake shot, and a free Grave Marker shot for progress towards your crank it up, which is like the big money-making mode that you're trying to work towards really while playing this game. But on the super skill shot, if you hold the left flipper and shoot around,
18:56
the second you come around this left lane, it gives you a moment where it says, if you hit this once on the fly, you know, like loop pass it over and shoot it back up there on the fly, it'll start blinking ready for you to just solidify that shot without having to make all those shots out of the gate, if that makes sense. That might be a little too in-depth, so we're just going to stick to the multiball strats here.
19:22
Mighty! Congratulations on the baby, dude. Nine-pound, 15-ounce baby girl. Dude, congratulations, man. Yeah, when I saw your girl, she was ready to pop. That was out of control. Anyway, let's see if we can't get this super-duper skill shot. Nope.
19:42
So now we're gonna have to deal with the old fashioned way. Oh, crap. Oh, the snake cut's a little dirty.
19:52
Little dirty. So you'll see, the last shot I made was at left there, and that's why it's blinking. Which means I can hit Sparky and Grave Marker to start lighting up that shot, but we're not gonna worry about that. We're gonna get into Sparky multiball, and I'm gonna show you the whole pick nonsense here. Dometi! Thanks for coming, buddy.
20:14
We need... I feel like it's dark in... Oh, it is dark in here. Crap. Uh, I have to go turn that light on, but in a moment.
20:24
I'll wait till I drain for no reason, and then I'll go turn the light on. Mystery. Who cares? Barnside over.
20:40
So you can hit Sparky from the right flipper, just a little tighter of a shot. Instead what you want to do is, I mean if you feel comfortable making it, you can make it from the right, you'll do a move called a post pass to get the ball to the left flipper. What it is, is when you're cradling on a flipper, you'll quickly, delicately, like really quick flip and it rams the ball into the bottom of the slingshot over to the other flipper where you can safely cradle it and make your shot from there. Let's see if I can do this.
21:17
Well, I kind of did that and then I screwed up. Bounce pass. Cradle it. Keep shoot for Sparky. Live catch. Up. Oh, no. So now that these lights are roving, that means one more hit to Sparky starts your multiball. Yes, there's a target right between Sparky's legs that gives you two hits instead of one.
21:52
So you have to sit through this animation, unfortunately. You can't skip it. It's going to drop the ball down, start launching balls into play, and we want to knock down all of our picks, get it in the snake. So the only picks we need are the inner left one and the outer right one. So there's the inner left one. We need the outer right one. Nope, too Hopefully we can get this ball. Cradle separation. Clean, there you go. There we go. And then into the sink. Now it activates your ball cave again, puts another ball into play, and everything is worth 2x. So while the ball stays on, you know, make all your dumb dangerous shots, and then once it's off, start cradling up. And the 2x even counts towards extra ball if you have extra ball set to points instead of an extra line of the ball. Aww. As Nick demonstrated with his voice, that should have gone in. It did not. So now you'll see how this lane is solid. That means I've collected that already and that's going to remain with me for the rest of my game. These ones that are blinking are asking to be shot and then collected by hitting the captain ball. Just like that. See, now it's solid. Now I need to pick our right one, catch it if you can, and then collect it. and collect it with the coffin. So I just need the far left guy and that right ring.
24:02
Oops. Nothing. So now that that's lit, I need to hit one little cross there, and it'll be ready. Oh, come on. That got tricky. Good catch. So you can backhand these typically even all the way through to the back to get to the multiball. Works out pretty well. That was dirty but I caught it. There you go. Ball it up. Oh that would have been fun. Alright we're shooting like a ding dong here. Oh. Oh, there you go. So now it's ready. Nice catch. Holy crap. Now it's ready for collect.
24:55
Woo! So now the only one we need is the right ramp here. And by collecting all these, it starts a mode that I don't think we've shown a lot on this stream. This is ridiculous.
25:08
That was a post pass, and now we're going to try to shoot up the ramp, hit a Sparky up the ramp again, hit the coffin, then it should start a mode.
25:18
So, since I didn't collect it, I have to redo that whole right ramp. Seek and destroy, yeah. Breaking dead! What's up buddy? Seek and destroy! See how it's all gone? You have to collect it on that ball. Dude, I've been collecting some super secret jackpots. It's crazy. The, uh, the short one ones by holding the left flicker. All right.
25:53
So, I don't have to shoot the ramp to select that shot right now. It's already selected. So, I've got to hit Sparky, the Snake, and across.
26:02
Nightwing! Thanks for the follow, buddy. Hey! Let's hear that more. Nightwing! Okay. Nightwing, I believe, is a Batman character. That was the original Robin who left Batman to go become his own vigilante guy. He had like a big blue, like, raven thing on his chest. He had a long metal stick he hit people with. Oh, the Minotaur. Yeah. But he wasn't Batman. He was just like the first Robin.
26:34
Okay, so now I need a... No! I don't need a snow. I need a snake. So the snake isn't really backhandable. No. But you know what? We're going to try to caram it off of the captain's ball. No, that didn't work.
26:52
We're going to try it one more time. Got a war. I think it's coming back, buddy. All right. We're done trying that. There we go. Ramp it up.
27:02
You son of a... Biscuit. All that work. Set it up. Got it ready and didn't collect it. All that work. All right, well, one more time. We'll try it one more time. If you get it on the skill shot, you can just get it right away.
27:17
Super skill all the way around. Oh, my God. I'm going home. Yo, did you get some of that super fancy gear? That's pretty good. Yeah. Like, Brad brought it out of his place. This has been haunting me. It's like one of the best beers. Who brought that? Eric Price brought that. Aw. But it's been hiding in the fridge because he's like, I left you a fancy beer. And then when I open the fridge, if it's not a Coors, it's all fancy food. It's all fancy food. So I don't know what's going on. Well, should we battle or should we try to get to that mode, maybe?
27:50
Let's try to get to that thing. What is it called? Seek and Destroy? Seek and Destroy. You want to shoot the Seek and Destroy? Yeah. All right, let's go for it. Let's, like, actively Seek and Destroy. Folks, this is Nick Campbell for those of you who just joined us. Hey, good to see you.
28:05
Good to be here. What are you doing here? Now unfortunately the way to get a lot of your mode is to start a multiball.
28:27
That doesn't make a weird reflection does it? Uh, I don't think so. Pretty good I guess. Oh fuck! Oh fuck. He meant fuck, but you get the idea. That does make a weird reflection. I gotta aim it back at the wall.
28:45
No progress. Zero. Zero progress folks. Oh there you go, that's better. How's that look? Does that look sexier? Hopefully sexier? here. Player two. Player two, you're up. Alright, so back to the same strat, but I'm going to try to do the quick collect here where I'm going to try to dangerously loop pass over and then shoot it back up the right. Loop passing is super dangerous. And I did it wrong. Well, I mean, I did it right, but I shot late.
29:31
So let's pick a shot and try milking it. Pick a shot. Pick a freaking shot. What the hell are you doing? Pick a shot.
29:44
All right. After all that explaining, now I can't do anything. So here we go. Snake All right you got to be kidding me Could you put it back the way it was? I'm comfortable with how sexy it looks now. Hard to concentrate on the pinball.
30:08
What is that playfield in the back? Uh, CMO 317. That is a... centaur playfield. Hospital weight... What's up? Dementic, you're in the hospital? I'm sorry, dude. I'm going to try to do the Passover and get the skill check. It's not Passover. I believe that's a holiday. This is the Loop Pass. Thank you. Loop Pass. Oh!
30:35
Did not get it. No, but it was close. Oh, now I hit it. Breaking Dead said, I love Metallica songs on Rock Band a few years back. The good old days. You know, man, when Rock Band and Garage Band first came out, I used to play the crap out of those bands. Remember Rock Band? I used to love Rock Band. And was there, like, an email that went around that just said, like, hey, guys, we're done playing Rock Band? Because it seemed like everyone fell off. Everyone, and then it was us. You know what it was? I think everyone had, like, a Rock Band night or something that they went to, and just one day most of the people weren't there and you're like, this is dumb.
31:18
Or when they started, like, digging deep for songs to put on the... It's like, here's Green Day, time of your life, and you're like... And you're like, this isn't even fun. Listening to this isn't even fun.
31:33
I haven't even liked it. The boodles. All right, I screwed up. Oh, you ding-dong. Get it. All right, so, grave marker. Nice, nice shot.
31:51
Ooh. Another little wiggle grave marker. All right, so. Shit, it changed. Okay, that's fine. So, we're working on the grave marker shot now. We need a snake and a spark.
32:02
Spark it up. Now we need a snake. We're so good at getting all. How did I do all that while explaining it and now I can't do any more?
32:18
Got it! So that's the super, which means I lit all three of them all at once. He collects it by hitting coffin right now. Oh god. You got it! Oh my gosh, you got it first. Names take a beat. Alright, he collects it, so that'll stick with him.
32:37
Well, at least you collected it. Oh, I got one! Beat that, sucker! Oh my god. One to zero, buddy. We are, we are... Skipping beds. You okay? Interesting. You have CPI? I'm bloody... Wow, that's a... Let's do that again. I think we need to perfect that move. Get up there. Oh! Get in here. Oh, I got one. That was a nice jump. Rum and Pepsi does not work, but rum and gin does.
33:19
Gotta worry. Yeah, I'll play batteries. Maybe throw in a ball save. We will not give in to the ball save hype. No way. There is no ball save hype. Ball save is for ball save. That's bacon. You were correct. This is beer one that I'm on. Ooh, good, uh, grabber there.
33:43
My talent outlings are brutal. This is true. Tilts are brutal, too. We, uh, we fixed that recently. You can tilt on this now. Or you can drive it across the room.
33:57
J-Dog, I lit one, and then I drained it. Um, you know what? It's true. Can you see it? Not on Metallica. It's a little dirt. If you go up higher, it's like back here.
34:14
That's a little dirt. That's okay. All right, so I'm going to try the old loop pass. All right. You guys drink a lot yesterday? I was mad hungover. Yeah, I drank a lot.
34:30
Wait, what did you want me to play, batteries? Oh god, that was almost devastating. What? Freaking Viagra target.
34:46
A Viagra target, or a valley brick, is when you hit a drop target dead on, and it doesn't fall down. And that's just a combination of things, but because it's all about knocking it off a little ledge and falling down, if you do it too hard, it just adds a weird amount of pressure to it. Can you hear that hum of the flipper? So we need that snake. And now we need the snake not to F us. Oh god, the snake's not F us right now. Belly bridge? Hit the thing! No! Oh god. I love you. I got one! Oh, that's making proper blood, dude.
35:38
Nice pretty shot. So now we're gonna go for...oh, that didn't work. Alright, we're gonna go left. Dare me, dare me not to punch you! Alright, go for the two-string end. You're going to be buzzed more than you are. That's cute.
36:09
All the way around. Alright, so he chose the right out lane. Oh, the old Viagra target. There, that went down. But see that changes your shot. Yep. So you want to get that one done first
36:34
We're doing good We may give up on this quest after this To get in the fastest is to just go for sparky
36:44
Like you come out of parking with like three of them And things are getting hit in orders. Oh my god. That's why... That's not the first time you've done that. Alright, I just want the skill shot. Bounce? Uh, Percy, you were correct. You did ditch that in the spike system. Got it! The single point. So now I gotta hit that shot again. Again. If it wasn't hard enough. Oh man. Good. Shrug wins the roll over target for a better piece of skill set. Oh yeah. We're uh, but we're trying to get the uh, what is it? The connection to the right loop. The left loop, sorry. Yeah, you can't get your lane collected if you do that.
37:39
We're just trying to complete lanes right now and it's not working. You're fine! We might get back to just punching each other in the... Oh, you wanted a tilt? I did.
37:53
You want some water? Just water? You need no water? Hell no H2O, right? Wasn't that from a movie? Hell no. Like Fight Club or Coyote Ugly or something? No, man. All right. Weezing the juice. Alright, so I gotta hit a grave marker one more time and then hit the captive Bazzal. Wait, didn't that click already? Oh, never mind. Hit your U-Target. As long as you hit the U-Target, you're fine. For those that aren't aware, the U-Target is essentially any of the touch targets around things that you would see on like Tron, I believe was the game that we... Maybe that's our new target. I think it's the Zeus U. So I'm juggling right now. As you're trying to hit the quarter shot, you're constantly hitting the U. It's terrible. Next to the ramp. So, anytime you try to hit a shot, you hit those touch targets. Are you effing me or not, dude? It's basically a U target.
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Well, I think we give up on this one. Yeah, I give up immediately. Whoa! Come back, Andrew! I sure did. So now we need the Grave Marker. You only have one left, uh, distinct multiball. No way. Yeah, it is.
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Oh, what the dangit. Ah, yeah. So I think you gotta get it, and then you gotta hit him one more time after that.
39:28
Mom, good luck, Jeff. Where's the father, Jeff? F**king water. Let's, uh, let's just battle, huh? Two out of three? Huh? Two out of three? You ready? I'm taxing my gigs to a hardcore cra-ster.
39:47
Are we just playing Scorsese? Yeah, man. No, next time. Scorsese? How big of a Scorsese can you get?
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Half a milsies. But if you can get it on the right one, that's the one that's worth a million right out of the gate. Ooh, that's tough. Yeah. It's pretty gnarly. What's up, Jay? From Encino, man. Pretty gnarly, bro! Get a little Zubaha tacos! Zubaha tacos. Yeah! Get a little gnarly Zubaha tacos, bro! 1.4 with that haggie chop. Get a little haggie, bro. No! Oh! Sorry. So what's the difference, wait, what's different on CSI? I heard it's turned up in the code. It was all about playfield validation, because you were able to plunge and let it fall through the inlane and drain, and you were able to get your bonus maxed out before you even played the game.
40:56
Why do you care that I'm going to fly on a laptop untested before it's frickin' possible? That guy's a champ.
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I'm not happy about it. Fage. Fage. Oh, Fage. Alright. Check this. Look at that. 1.1 million. Was that the inner or outer one? That was the far right one. Say what? saying there's a chance.
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Zero progress, folks. I'm going to go way old school and just hold it. And then just hit Sparky. And then drink.
41:41
And then drink. So Nick didn't go on a pinball vacation. He went on like a vacation vacation. Yeah, I saw the world, man. Or I mean America. I saw the world of America. But America's got like... All of it. Five different time zones. Four different time zones. Well, five different time zones. Yeah? And then it's got deserts, it's got all this stuff. Jungle. Wait, do we have jungles? The jungles of North America? I think we got jungles. I think Hawaii alone has all of them. All the... All the jungles? All the, uh, climate zones, or whatever they call it.
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Hey! Big Pendo! Where'd you follow, buddy? Big Pendo! When you need to Dependo, depend on Big Pendo. Big Panda! You can count on my love, Big Panda! That's a fun name to say. That's fun, thanks. Oh god, one more. Clink! So he needs one more shot to strike for multiple. That's all I wanted. Ride the lightning! Okay, uh, pigs. Big Panda! You can count on it. Big Panda! Okay, why is Nick Campbell's floor third? Is it needing jelly beans yet? Yeah, we gotta figure that out. Who's even out here today?
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Yo, I leave town and I'm not even on the system anymore. No, uh, our whole stream got deleted. I had to rebuild it from scratch on the stream,
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because I like, saved something wrong and it deleted everything. But I backed it up, so it's never gonna fuck around anymore. I don't even know why. Donate to Cure, sorry I didn't mean to swear, I love you. Well I did mean to swear, but... I've heard kids watch their show from time to time. And it's better that they learn the swear words here than out in the world with their friends. You know, where they can get... Got it! It's like a... Didn't 24 hours of food increase your abuse? I think so, man, yeah, it's a...
43:53
Yeah, plate field validation, it's a real thing. Alright, so Nick Verone, Nick Verone and Steve, there you go. Are you having any discussed fuels? Oh, that's the J-Target!
44:28
Hey, what's that smell? That's a bed being shit on. Dude. P.F., where'd that money come from? Yeah, I got fuel, width, with doubler, and I may be a quadrupler for a second there. I think you might have had a quadruple impact. Because I got the piston shot.
44:50
Is that like what happens on TSI? Yeah, they all hate me. Lyman Sheets programmed some new code for TSI on the fly when he went to pop up.
45:05
No good. Ooh, good shovel. Sparky, why are you trying to F me? bro. Good. Tip. Good. Tip. Good.
45:21
That didn't work. You know what promises things. All right, you ready for real now? As one win. Wait, you said. Uh-uh. I heard you.
45:35
Uh, so here at the Deadfoot Ventures, the rules are the winner goes first. The winners usually win, while the rules is the loser gets to pick if they want to go first or second. That's the rule. You want to go first or second. Wait, when did this rule come out? I thought it was just winner goes first. It's like up to the loser. But the loser usually picks last, so the winner just ends up going first most of the time. Oh, alright, you go first. Okay. I'm Baroni. Good jump. Slain good jump. A cute little ranked drop into a Sparky. Into a clutch clench. Clench. Catch. Into a live catch. Beautiful. Clench. Catch. Catch it. Shoot it. Clench. Live catch. Clench. So he has one more shot to Sparky for his multiball. I think I hit them all in the center that time. And you have three picks to collect. What? Two picks to collect. Oh, hit it. Hit it. You work! All right. So what are you going to do here, buddy? Go for it. All right, I got two picks. Two picks? Two picks. Then the snake. Give it two picks. All right, God of War has a challenge for us. What do you got there, God of War? Alright! Blindfolded! If it shirts off, I already told you, we can't do that on Twitch. We got yelled at.
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So Nick has one more pick to hit, he hit it, and we need to get it into a spanked mouth for F-ball and two runs to plate field. Got it.
47:36
There you go. He's going to throw all of his balls back into play. And everything he hits is worth double.
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Especially the two-packs. Whoa! Hit them all back, don't swing. What if you wear pasties? You know what they're going to do?
47:53
You might have to, you might have to catch wires. I think we'll wait until we're partnered before we start pushing any buttons. Feel one of those poppin' pinball glass pieces. Dude, mighty squirrel, I had number one on that frosted glass floor to the rings for the entire time. And then someone struck in last minute and put up an extra like three million last minute. So frustrating. Try to close your eyes for each multi-ball. We've basically already played that one. We're doing that already. Use your nail right. No, your mom's not shooting, man. Take a breath after you drink. I have a challenge. Go steal... It's been a sloth express. There's ladies coming tomorrow. Give me a break. Tune in tomorrow if you want to see girls playing pinball.
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Not these girls. We have ladies coming in tomorrow. Who's coming tomorrow? Oh, God. I believe Krusty. Krusty!
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And any other ladies that maybe want to come play pinball? Am I still invited? Yeah, I mean, you're cute enough. Yay!
49:21
Is there any good rule that tells you when the 2S is over? Um... I don't know. I think the snake is blinking there, or...
49:30
That's a good question. Do you know? I don't know, actually. I think it might be, like, the snake light is flashing?
49:39
Yellow is going to be Crystal. Crystal! Crystal Gimnick of Hell's Bells Trudy. The team for... The Lylans bar... Counts! Counts.
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Get off there! Our most talented Padawan. Alright. Which one should I go for now? You're going to want to go for the Grave Marker. But I would backhand it. Oh, the shot! The tip didn't happen.
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The tip shot! That was Seek and Destroy, God of War. I'm currently going to play Sad Patrol. With a loop pass.
50:23
Are you kidding me? He's playing with his very face. I'm not angry. I'm just pissed. Not pissed enough.
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In UK terms, I'm not pissed enough. That's why I'm playing so hard. Gip. Oh, what? Drop catch. Snip.
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Oh, no. Where's it coming? That didn't work. Oh boy. Alright, I'm shooting like a ding dong here. Oh, the game's telling me. The game's telling me I'm shooting like a ding dong. Alright. That's called a post pass, where you just quickly little tap to the flipper button, shoots the ball into the swing shot, and then you're done. That's a post pass. to the flipper button, shoots the ball into the swing shot, over to the other flipper, cradle it, shoot away. Bounce pass, cradle, shoots at Sparkman. Oh, one more for Sparkman! Angry Sparkman! And Sparkman. Sorry for the yelling, folks, but let me... No! No! Angry Sparkman! My name is Angry Sparkman.
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Spade Patrol! So I need two picks. One pick. I just need that one! Oh god, I thought I had it. Nope. We're shooting like a jerk here. In hopes of hitting it.
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Got it. So now we just need it in the snake's mouth. That was close. Without a cigar.
52:23
Oh my gosh. Okay. So we have three balls cradled here. We want a cradle separation. Get it to the left flipper, into the snake's mouth. Are you kidding me? They rejected.
52:53
Ah, this is ridiculous. All right, now you collected Super J. Collect everything. Shoot all the dumb shots.
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I think the snake is blinking right now to tell me that 2x is going. Alright, so we are no longer fall state territory here, so we want to be careful.
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So we're going to trap up a little bit. Whoa, he swore, which means we're doing good. When a pinball machine swears at you, you know you're doing something right. So I believe another snake hit will give us another 2x, but it won't give us another ball save.
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But now that Sparky's over, you gotta climb that hill again. Or we could try to go for a grave marker, which seems to be pretty close. Oh, we have two shots here on the left that are ready for collecting. Yeah, Dimension, come on by, man. You're more than welcome. Supertruck!
54:49
Crap! Alright guys, that's good. Collecting the shots! Alright, this is working out pretty well. So, um, we're gonna go for a grave marker here. Ah, screwed that up. There we go.
55:06
Bring some pins while you're at it. Yeah. We are actually running low on pins. We're gonna have to get a few more in there.
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I think we're down to six. We're down to nine right now. Sharks. What have I done? Okay, we're good. So one more hit to grave marker will light up that shot which I have to hit captain ball to collect and then I'll have the whole left side done.
55:42
Perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. All right, so one more shot to the grave marker there will give me another multi-ball.
56:04
Nine working pins. How about six working pins? Three in the boneyard back there that need some work.
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Oh, crap. I talk too much. So, same thing with this multi ball, hit the picks, get in the snake, there's your two X play field and your add a ball. And I only need the far right one. Nice. So now, snake, if I can. If I cannot. There it is. Which I cannot.
56:41
There it is. The last two left. And an anaball. And I got Crank It Up ready. Which is the, like, little wizard mode thing in this game.
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Shit. I mean, crap. Oh no! Spotted the first ball. Look at this bonus. Six million followers! Hoop! Hoop! Explain the whole thing! Jesus, I love these! I think it's when you leave the room I do well. How'd you do that? Well, you weren't here. What'd you do? Uh, Jaden, we did not get Bradstook's Dracula fix yet, no.
57:32
Hell yeah! What, this card? What the crap? You had a guy offer you two pins for $50, one of which I will donate to Dead Flips' keeps, huh? Oh, I'm into that. And that's it totally, man.
57:46
We'll fix it up and we'll put a nice little plaque on it with your name on it. That was amazing! That was a beautiful little jiggle. How do you, like a shimmy wiggle. Touching hands Teeth are destroyed Whoops Teeth Begin to cry Teeth Begin to cry Shoot Oh my gosh, what am I doing?
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Oh yeah, now I'm going to... Come on! I can't take it anymore. Nick, don't touch my feet or you will.
58:53
Thank you. You know what, Demented, don't tell us what pin it is. Surprise us. I think that makes it a hell of a lot cooler.
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Oh! Oh God. Oh, you're so close to collecting a grave marker, though. I'm locked down! Ooh, square-ing. Guess I could, huh? If you're comfortable with it. Don't, don't be. Oh! Go! Sparky! Oh no! Alright so one more hit to Sparkman I do Sparky Let go this Let go let go sister Alright So, did you folks see our failed attempt at doing green screen live on camera last night? That was amazing. It didn't work so well.
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One pick. We need a... Oh, done. Do you even want to get it like that? Yes. Yes, 2x the story. What?
60:22
Get the hell in there. Oh. You gotta hate the potential worst You're a licking animal I like that This is the...
61:01
Dude, fuel is where the mommy's at! That's a... bullfinger. A mil and a half for that. Shirt! I didn't think about it. I have crank it up a bit faster. I also have Kraken. I also have Kraken. Hit the piston thing. I think it gives you like a nil or something or 800,000 right now. Oh. Really? I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to try this. Don't bite me! No! Bite me also, baby! Alright, I get to at least watch the animations this time. Cool.
61:52
Alright, that's two of the shots out of the way. So when you're cranked up, you have to hit the snake, the coffin, Sparky, and the grave marker in order to collect what you've thrown in this mode. Um, Nick?
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Drift. Pop. Pop. Pop! Was it the talking? Pop! Sorry. No, it's not you. High lovers? Man cave sport. High lovers of the man cave sport. Gearson. Hey, good score. Yeah, well. Good score to Trummy. Trumley. Should have been more.
62:29
Chim. Fall in, please. Oh, I hate this. Notoriously, I am terrible at shots like this, Internet. Is it the pressure or is it the side shot? It's just the side shot.
62:49
Got that one nailed. Making babies. All in to the gap. Oh, put it back. Yeah, put it back. What? Why am I doing this?
63:06
That was fun. Oh, wait. Boop. Alright, so Jake Williams says, head into the Bulls game, I should be back later to grab my bike. Cute.
63:19
Enjoy the game. Is he the door? No, he's got keys and stuff. Love you. Okay. Got your, uh, got your animal there. Here's your ball.
63:37
So this game's all about lanes and stuff, so... That. Oh, God. That's my second do-over. Grinch!
63:50
Stand in a chair. Stand in a pants. What does that mean? What are you talking about? Does it mean you have a lot of points?
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Like, maybe if you do well enough, They're like, you deserve better than Metallica. You're probably tired of all this Metallica music right now. For whom the ball drains. That's hilarious. And then they just start playing random stuff. Okay, so I need to beat him plus more. So, what's your match here? I'm a little in jail. I got a lot of Sparky hits. Like, let's find out how many Sparky hits. I'm guessing like... Eight?
64:36
You're a great marker. Two for multiball. Electric. Twelve. 12 Sparky. 12 Sparky shots. Three Poplar.
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For your second luck. I got a lot of... It doesn't tell you snakes, though. It does. Two snakes. No way. For a snake multi-ball. What? You only have to shoot the snake five times for a multi-ball? Yeah, but you gotta relight it after every shot. Oh, okay.
64:59
So I could... I could go for either cross... I think I'm more comfortable with crosses. But can you stack with snakes? You can stack snakes with either sparky or crosses. Alright, but you have to get snake first. Yes. So I'm going to go for snake first. Um, actually I don't know that it matters, but I guess do that just to be safe. I'm going to go for snake first.
65:26
Hell yeah! Oh, a million for that. That's a fun song. They've heard what that's taken to be a song. What? Bite that snake off your guitar.
65:43
Alright, Dementi, good luck, man. Doctors are no fun. Shit! Doctors are no fun. Whoa, the save with the chopstick, kids.
65:55
Shit! How do you relight this guy? Rant. Ah! J.D., this was supposed to be our battle game and now it's nothing! Oh, wait, I didn't win yet, hold on. There we go. Oh, God. And he does it. Oh, I wanted a Hagee for it.
66:34
Dude, this is a good game. Good game, bro. Holy crap, good game, man. You know, I am a tired rank still, and I should have just started ramping out.
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Instead of going big. Because I needed... First, I needed like five extra room just to scare you. Yeah. Sand Patrol! Ah, shoot it up. Now you're in. Ramping out.
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And a juggler. Nice work. Mom? Mama? Mustard! Mustard! Mustard. Mustard on a donut. Mustard! Mustard in a bucket. Hitting nothing. Hitting everything.
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That is not a punch. You don't have to try to find... Oh, get up there. Uh oh. Flip! Yoooo! Ah, farts. Nice work. Alright, um... Criss-crosses? I'm gonna go for criss-crosses. criss-cross these.
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Oooh! Poo-stop! Never can do that! Oh, Momflip's here! Momflip! Hey, Mom! Uh, so my mom's here. Awkward. We were just talking about you, Mom.
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Oh, one more for, uh, Oh, I just fucked up. This is for cross-dressing for multiple. That's the end of my life. How did that go all the way around? There you go. Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish. Alright, man. It's hard not to hear sad patrol. It's so great. Alright, let's start clicking jackpots because I can't see what pixel I need. I need the far left. Missed it. Missed it with that freaking... Alright, here we go. Not what I wanted. Got it. So we're trying to hit the snake right now. Hell yes. Now we want that super skill shot, or super jackpot. Damn it.
69:38
Damn it. Yes! With a 2S. We're putting up some scores, G.P. Putting up some scores. All right, come on. Clean.
70:24
Hell yes, fuel. No! Oh my god, why? Why'd you have to drain like that? As long as you donate to kids, you can swear as much as you want.
70:50
105. Still not good enough to get on our board. That is sick, dude. Ah, crap. every Metallica seems like it's different on the one at Braddish you can backhand the grave markers double drain with crank it up lid, that's my life what did I need to get on the board, like another was that another 12 million, not even like another 9 million 105 is a good damn score though a good damn scour. What?
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Ended with an everybody out. So we tied? I mean, I mean, I guess. 1-1, bro. You first. I'll close to you. 9 million away.
71:51
All right, let's, um... Look it, Chuck got this like the week I got the game. 12-9. Chuck got Lady Justice. Wait, what's 1-Z? I think it's 12 or 17. Yeah, is that a 2?
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Yeah, it's a Z. Wait. It might be a 17. Hold on, go back. Because I've had a 13 before. That's a 2. Oh, maybe it is. Anyway, you go first. I need a beer. Why do I go first? You go first.
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Can you grab me a Cougars? Yeah, Bob. Hey, donate to kids. I want to say thanks to everyone for coming out every single day. This is awesome. Without your support, I wouldn't be doing this. I couldn't imagine doing this every day without all you guys in chat yelling at me. It's a hell of a lot of fun.
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Donate to kids. Donate to us. Donate to your parents for letting you use their internet. All that fun stuff.
72:49
Donate to Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri. Oh, crap. Wow, give it to me? That's insane. Holy shoes.
73:15
That was dirty. Marty's throwing. You can backhand these targets, no problem. It's just a matter of timing.
73:30
All right. Did you curse, Brock? Yes, I did. You all right, bro? Are you going to skate to the... Woo-hoo-hoo! Skate to the multiple, bro. Woo-hoo-hoo! Follow your nose wherever it goes.
73:47
Oh, boy. Well, I'm done. Forehand. Scooch. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Scooch. Nice catch.
74:11
Yay! Scooch. Multi-ball. I got a 2x super jackpot on Grave Marker when I was playing earlier. You got two? Yep.
74:29
So, snake's ready for me. That was all your picks. Nice work! I don't like that. You got it. I hit the snake? Yep. Really? Why did I not hit that? Oh, nice. It didn't matter, I still had some sort of a ball saver, but... Alright, so now what we want is to start hitting grave markers.
74:57
Or at least just not draining all the balls. That was bad. Thanks, Mom. I'm really disappointed in you.
75:08
What are you, my dad? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Ah! Don't get pissed at pinball. Alright, good work JD, good start bro Doesn't appear as Nick will be making the Lions tournament this month Oh, I was there last, I was there last one Had some, uh, had some cool, cool folks, I tell ya What are those cool folks, elsewhere? I'm saying then, do explain That was fun man In the woods They do like a winner loser bracket style thing Like a Brackaloa-per? Brackaloa? They don't use the Brackaloa, but they go... they have a two-loss... Double knockout style? Yeah, double knockout style. But they roll out a big Bracky. It was fun, man. I lost right away. There's actually two guys... I think his name's Tim. And he's the first...
76:08
Well, that's tough. You still got your other skill shots. But I don't want that one. I want the Higgie. Him from Denver was actually the first person I ever played in a pinball tournament against. And it was in Denver at a place called 1-0.
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And I just happened to be at this place during a pinball tournament. I'm like, I'll join it. And then I beat Tim on Evil Madness. And everyone's like, who's this new guy? And I'm like, I honestly, this was years ago. I was not good. I just had a fluke game and just kept hitting a castle against him. Ever since then I've played him like twice. And he's kicked my ass every time. He's a great player. Thanks, Chet. Alright, here we go. Chet, without you we'd just be talking about dinosaur diapers.
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Dyn-diapers. Dino diapers? Dino diapers. Okay. Heeeeey. Prehistoric poop passages. They had prehistoric poop for sale at one of the little weird gift shops I went to. Dino poop? Yeah, you could buy dino poop and dino teeth. Or dino fossils, I think it was. I bet it was all 100% dead dogs.
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That has to be made up. That has to be just like... That has to just be like some carbon they found next to a dinosaur. Right. They're like, yeah, okay. This is probably poop. We're going to sell this to some gift shops. Like, could you imagine? Like, someone's going to buy this. It's poop. Great, man.
77:51
Deserve. Deserve my blood. All right, this is for the win, folks. I've got to get $13 million to get the win, which means I'm going to do a stop.
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into the Super Skill Shot Ingo Monkey Ball, which means I gotta get all four picks, and if I get all four picks, it's over for danger. Let's just be honest. All I need is 14 y'all.
78:23
Alright. One of our two, please. Got that one. I don't know if it's what you're set for, but it's the word. Alright, here's two picks down. Oh my lord. Look at that. How? All of them? Impossible! Oh! Ah! No! Ah! No, why am I doing that? You know it's not possible, why would you throw the ball out? I don't know, I gotta get that out of my head. You're like, I'm gonna rocket it into the target, and it's gonna miraculously bounce into the friggin' stigma. With a curveball. 80. 80.
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For a thousand dazs. That's part of the hill. Cool ramp. Cool, eh? Oh! Cool. Okay, this is it. Oh! This is it. This is the drain.
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The brain drain. Drain that one, guys. Oh my god. Oh! He is dead. Nixon's frickin' jungle jail here.
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I'm sure you can't take any less. If the job is done, the job is in me. Is it robbing and ripping? I'm only doing a thousand miles.
80:31
I think that may have pleased him. Joe Boating. Do I get points off for Joe Boating?
80:44
I think it's encouraged him to hit the ball. Especially if you spray it all around. Extra ball! That's all I need! Yep, that was the win right there, kids.
80:54
That was the win. Jack, you had the job! Whoa, what? I was watching the robot. I was watching this ball. What the hell just happened? I did it. That's the one, y'all. Hey, folks, go tell your family to turn on Dead Split. Channel 32.
81:33
Turn on your internet box. Channel 32. We're live at five. I believe that's the thing we should start saying. Or was it on the nines?
81:47
Pimple on the nines Wonko did you see me Did you actually put up that 105 a second ago? Give me a break I do have to pick up my diaper though From this game Because those are too terrible Wait did you get over 20?
82:08
Alright we're good Alright that's one official win. Could you imagine if Dead Cliff had a TV show? Jaded, I think We have one. You're looking at it. Yeah, what You can pull this up on your television. Nobody watches TV anymore. Call call Fox. I'm sure Fox wants us to be on TV. Nobody nobody watches actual TV. Hashtag and share. Yeah. Twitch is TV. Like YouTube's TV Twitch is TV Netflix is TV everything's TV. Like TV isn't even TV anymore. TV, you just record later anyway and just use it like you do Netflix. Yeah, you TiVo it. Is TiVo still a thing? Yeah, you DVR it, they call it. Oh, digital audio recognition. Yeah, recognizing.
82:57
Visual. So that's our win for old Nick C. God, this is so dirty. Would you like to, do you want to wash it? Can we clean this really quick? Sure. Yeah, let's clean it. Hey, we're going to clean Metallica for you kids. This will be fun. Goodbye high scores. Oh, does this have the snap latches? Yes.
83:18
Deadflip will be on the first pinball reality show, guaranteed. Festivarius. You better frickin' believe that there's going to be a TV show. We're going to be the first ones to have it.
83:30
It's going to be called Deadflop. Or Dirtflurb. Dirtflurb? Oh God, it's so dirty. Alright, here, I'm going to give you some squingies. You get one side, I'll get the other. I'm going to get down for anything. I'm going to bust you. I'm going to move this so we can get on each side. Where do we put it? Put it against something not movable. Like WrestleMania? Yeah, that'll work. Something very movable? Something not... I was thinking a wall. A swiggy wall. You picked pinball machine. So what do you want me to have, the left or the right? So you take that side, I'll take this side. Here we'll even... Oh, we get some music? Some cleaning music? So let's just worry about the bottom stuff. Yeah. I'm going to spray all that. And just do a little circle and you'll see it clean right up. Oh my god, the cleanliness is real. Welcome to DeadFist! If you're just tuning in, we're cleaning pinball mesh mains. Hey!
84:49
Can we open this up? It's not that dark, hey? Can we open up the coin door? Does it matter? Oh, but the game's off. It's not gonna... Nothing hides. Skip, skip, skip, skip. Yo, you gotta clean his converse, bro! You should all scuff. Yo, clean your converse! Dude, once you scuff them, man, they're done. You gotta just dirty them up. Sorry, you hit the button. Hit the button here. There we go. Scrub-a-dub. Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. Ooh, it's dirty up in there. You'll also see, like, little rings. Like, see these little dirt rings that you got a lot of years ago? Yeah, I scrubbed them out. out yeah oh you mean the line yeah oh yeah I didn't want you to like right away you uh one of these flashers is out I think this one all right yeah I don't think I have a flasher Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. Cleaning the plaster.
85:50
Coop, coop. Clean. All right. Oh, man, this is going to be dirty. It's not that, like, we cleaned it last time we played it, actually, or last time it was on the stream. Yes. So this is just a little, there you go.
86:09
Clean your pinball machines, kids. Clean your film machines, kids. You didn't break it. On how to align the flippers, you do that with cheek picks. I refuse to put two ticks on anything. All right, ready? Yep. Now I'm going to wean it.
86:27
I don't feel pain. Where's all you need? I don't feel pain. Uh, glass flipper? Man. That face is filthy.
86:44
Kirsten, we are using Novus. We are using Novus. I'll just quickly Novus the glass. You put this on. You can Novus glass? I thought it was wax. It's really just Windex.
86:57
I thought it was Windwaxdex. Windwax and wood. Minwax. Minwax, bro. Do you remember Minwax? Yeah, I remember Minwax. Minwax and wood. I remember Minwax. We will relax. We're in pinball teams. People will get a record deal now. Shut your mouth. Metallica, bro. It's a Metallica game. Right in the muddle. Oh, man, I missed the muddle. Oh, God. Dang it, that was pretty. Oh, look at all that gross. Oh, Internet, do you see how gross this is?
87:31
I'm going to get the bottoms. Clean the bottom sides. This is really great. Great. Yes, please. There we go. We're all clean.
87:44
Novus and steel wool. Yeah. Please do not clean your machine with steel wool. So there's actually three types of Novus. We got one is the easy number one. Two is more like a paste.
87:56
Where's two? Oh, I thought that was two. What do you have, three? There's two. I don't have two. Three is like a gritty, real gritty kind of. That's for like plate fields that are nasty dirty. This is for just straight up waxing that stuff. That's just a wax, and then you clean it with one. That's what we did to this game, what? A month, maybe two? Probably a month.
88:18
And so now it's going to play totally different. Please clean both sides. You mean both sides of the glass or the plate fields? Yeah, the other side of the glass. All right, so... Well, now you're going to see this ball frickin' rip-roar. All right, two out of three battle, bro.
88:37
There's fingerprints near the left eye. Oh, you're fine. You're fine. How the hell are you seeing that, Internet?
88:50
Get up now. You almost brought that back to life. You were a little rough with it, but you almost had it.
89:03
That was almost there, dude. It was kissing. It was just like, it's like, I'll come back. Wait, no. I'll come back. Wait, no. Oh, yeah, there's what? Funger prunes.
89:17
The underside. Before tournaments, we'll clean both sides usually. Oh, I screwed up the audio. Yeah, audio.
89:26
There you go. I fixed it. It's loud again. All right. Oh, we still loud again. We still loud again. million 4x gil shot who the mother of all men Ha
89:48
Thank you. Oh no! The audio got screwed up again. It worked just in time. You motherfucker. Did. I was there trying to help. Yeah, sure. How convenient. How convenient.
90:14
So Nick's going to sing for us since our audio isn't working. You my friend, do my dirty work, skip gocha! Skip gocha! Backhand ramp, switch. I hit between his legs, so it gave me two hits. Instead of, I'll kill you. I won't fail you. I love you.
90:37
Just turn the game up in the service menu. No. When it kicks in, then we'll be crushing some eardrums.
90:46
Just, you know. Let me help you with the pick. I feel bad. All right, you get over here. Let me help you with the pick. All right, you get over here. Got it.
91:07
Missed the takeoff. There you go. You nailed it. To the barrel. Murder. It's murder. Wow. It's raining everything.
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I know. Get it back. Give me a moment. Wow. With no music, I'm sure you guys heard every freaking bubble of that. Oh, really? That's fine. Check this out! Uh, I need the far left blue. The glass does not clean properly. I can read the game instruction card. Womp womp womp.
91:57
That was dirty. No! Hit the... Alright. Wow, you just gotta hug-slap it. That's all I was trying to do there. Just hug-slap it. Just hug it, slap it. But don't do it again, it's like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Yep. Alright, I'm behind. Catch it. Hug it, slap it. Hug it, snap it. Hit it. Hug it, snap it. And it's going in.
92:28
Oh, I heard that thing rattling. And the music's gone. You're welcome. Works. Works every time. Yo, I'm like... The tilt bob is hooked to the volume. I'm like the pinball fonz, bro.
92:48
Hey! All day. Oh, Mighty Squirrel, yeah. I start the mode called Blacken. and it's bonkers. The animation is super cool, but it takes an eternity to do. Oh, what's blackened? You know when I got super drunk at Lemmings and I got that crazy look? You have to hit, you have to knock all four targets down 15 times. You have to complete the targets 15 times. Wait, all the picks? Yeah.
93:22
Fudge! Really? Laying that fudge. Did you ask about it? Is that how you figured it out? So, well, okay, I remember someone telling me, but I was legitimately the drunkest I've ever been. Like, I was playing pinball. I had, like, a hundred and billion points.
93:39
You? By the way, we have envelopes worth of money. Yeah. Oh, at 11. Yeah. Well, you sent that photo. No, you do, too. I do, too? Well, it's dead slip, so. I was pretty drunk.
93:50
Oh, my God. I was so, remember how drunk I was at 11? I was stupid. You guys kicked me out of the team, like, temporarily. That was so bad. You started getting a little wing-long. I was a little wing-long. I was... Watch this. Ready?
94:04
Didn't work. Catch it. I'll help you. Hold on. I'm going to do this on the fly. Stop! All right. I'm going to stop here.
94:16
That actually kind of hurt my hand. We'll open up the back, and we'll see if we can find something that's up. Speak your out. What's going on? It's almost like a phase problem, like... Yeah. Oh, it's sort of like... You're making me want to pop my ears.
94:33
I'm your dream. Nailed it. Swing! You know it's sad, but... Cover your ears, everybody. All right, after this game, we'll do it. My arm hurts.
94:53
Yeah. Oh! I think I rocked him over here. Riff rocked him. Yep. Oh, crotch! You won. All right. Yeah, whatever. Where are the keys?
95:07
Jack Danger, the big wiener. Fucking all over it. Nice. Nice post pass. Or loop pass. Good win, bro.
95:16
All right, kids. A little more repair. Give us a second. I have to sneeze. Bless you. Wait. Is that how you sneeze? Yeah, that's about right. You know it's dead. Hey, hold this up. Show people how great this back glass is. Oh, God. Don't look at this. It's the worst.
95:37
It's the friggin' worst. Internet, is your favorite artist Dirty Donnie? I know. Then you might be in high school.
95:47
Red, red, red, red. Red all day. So red feeds back to here. So I'm just going to unpluggy.
95:58
Is that speaker red? Yeah. Okay. This is all red. All right, wiggle and jiggle. Wiggle. Jiggle. Re-clip. Red. Do you see where red feeds into the board? Far left.
96:14
Oh. This red? Oh, here we go. Clip. That's it. Just doing a little twerk in here, kids. That's it, right? Isn't that the reddest? That's the only red I see going in. Wait, where does this go? Wait, top right, top right, top right. Look at that white box. There's a lot of red in that thing. This shit? What the frick are those things? I don't know. Like dice? Buzz protectors?
96:41
Buzz protectors? Like fuzzy dice. You know, wait. You see that right there, right ahead? Why are there little wires hanging out of it? Where? Right up ahead. You see that big knobby black thing right in the middle of everything? This? Nope. Right there. Now look to the right of it. With the connectors going into the board. There's like wires. Way to go, guys.
97:03
Nick's going to get electrocuted and his new nickname will be Sparky. Yeah, just don't touch the capacitors and we'll be fine.
97:17
Nick is not going to get electrocuted. oh wait no turn that back on I want to hear some sad shit you know it's hard with Metallica because they were recorded so poorly that you don't know can you put on a newer song can you put on a fuel oh here it comes starts off with it's still kinda out of phase but it's not quiet anymore right they probably hired their like best friend from high school to engineer their albums too like here you they designed their album artwork yeah you do the album cover and then you record us, man, and it'll be like back in the old days, bro.
98:25
Don't touch... Yeah, every CERN machine has a flux capacitor that you do not want to touch or you will end up in a place you don't want to be.
98:36
Did you hear a gulp? Hold on. I think this one starts on slow. Wait, hold on. Don't change it. Hold on. It's reversed. Hold on, let it come.
98:56
Let it build. Did we talk about the Awful Saint Anger production? Hold on, build it. I want to hear this come to fruition.
99:09
I've never heard this song in this before. Something's still out of phase. Yeah, it feels like it. It's such an AM radio.
99:24
It actually sounds worse now, man. Like, there's something happening that's, like, driving me freaking insane.
99:34
Does it not have a... So, I think it's the bottom speaker combined with the top. Lift the playfield up and jiggle some wires. It makes me feel like I'm just inhaling too much dizzy. Alright, let's see how long we can do. Two out of three, bro! Dizzy style! Dizzy pinball. I'm a little seasick. Dude, I'm a phase man. Dude, it's like really making me dizzy. Oh, I just dropped out of it. I felt like I was in an airplane that was being pressurized. Yeah, out of phase audio is not good.
100:20
Not good. I wonder what would happen if we all tipped in a little and bought Lars' first drum lesson.
100:27
Oh, internet. You're so great. Yeah, we'll put this somewhere. I love you. It's kind of cheap to, like, make fun of Lars. It's like, you know, come on. It's like, come on. He was just a friend. He was in school. He was partying with them. And, you know, we're all in this together. You should hear me drum. It's absurd. You're pretty good, actually. I'll take it. So, okay. So this goes back. Yeah, I think we almost hit the brown note with this machine. I almost hit the B note. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The brown note, man. No, I'm talking about the upper B.
101:06
The burp note? No. The brown note's all about making you poop. I always hit the upper B note. I'm talking about the barf note. Oh, no, don't barf note.
101:17
He has admitted to never having had a drum lesson. Well, I don't know. That's okay. I've never had a drum lesson. People still like Metallica. I mean, it hasn't hurt them. I'm just, you know. They're like old making money, and that's all you can ask for when you're old. I like them. I like when they got their smart haircuts, you know, I felt really nice about them. You know what I mean? like they got the smart haircut and I was like yeah they figured it out they're like you finally got your sensible dad haircut yeah now it's time to play pinball I enjoy it now it's time to make a pinball machine maybe they'll get a record deal they were like they would have like been a sell out if they had a record machine like before a pinball machine record machine a record machine what am I talking about you're talking about oh hi I'm sorry I'm talking really loud right here yeah right into the microphone Sup sup yo Yo, I'm just touching the back glass yo
102:11
Yo, I'm just trying to fix some fix some cover your drones Trying to fix some phase issues Out of phase bro. I tell you man you put some on phase. It's gonna hurt someone's eardrums
102:25
I'm just touching things All right, let's not put the back glass on quite yet you out of phase. Alright. You're going through a phase. Oh man, we should play pinball with the freaking back glass off. Look how well lit we are. We don't have to look at the ugly back glass. Pretty good.
102:51
Oh man. You look like you're sick in a hospital. No. It's not good. Wait, did you hear that fart noise?
103:12
Why is it doing that? Sorry. Sorry, phone. Yeah, let's turn it up and see if it helps. Yeah. Let's see if it makes this even more weird.
103:33
Oh God. Damn, damn, damn. I want to run across the world to meet my fellow man. Let's do it! He has one. Black one! Oh, the lights are on!
103:58
Oh, perfect! Hell yeah! Nothing wild can win in that. Oh, put a ball saver on for you. Uh oh! Wait a wait a wait a... Oh, that's that brain. We got a malfunction. Malfunction. Yo, that brain is too light. It's absolutely light. See if I can put it out a little bit. Thanks bro.
104:37
Yup! Oh god. They're like, no louder! Sorry. Sorry! Oh, can you hold this? I accidentally unlocked it.
104:55
Oh god. Lum-dum-lum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum. Aw, my crotch. It's clear, too.
105:15
Like, can... Are there alternate back glasses we could get? There are back glasses for the LE, there's back glasses for the Pro, and there's a Dirty Donnie edition. What's on that one? Probably a giant poop right there. Just getting love everybody. Can we just get like a Spider-Man back last time? I just kind of like confuse people. I do feel a little weird right now man. I don't know like if like a... It could be fumes. Like a fume pool in here? Cause like I'm not I am not with her.
105:58
Let's go! Let's go! Drum kicks. Maybe she needs to turn it louder. Alright. She just scores. I'd rather have the art versus their faces. Well... I don't know. Well... Yeah.
106:21
I'll trade you a WWE Translight for my GNR Translight? What? Why would you ever do that? You want these Ding Dongs? Over an axle road? Like good axle? Like old school axle? Like some good ol' axle? I need an axle.
106:39
It's a dirty little axle. I don't know why. I feel really strange. I feel like my head... I'm a little bit weird. I don't know that it's a door. It happened all of a sudden. What's that drink? Wow, I like... I literally popped my ears and they popped. Oh really? Yeah, I popped my ears and they popped. Something's up. Maybe the Earth's going up. Like... If there's some giant catastrophic thing happening... What's that shop? I'm about to cry. Where are the keys? Internet, I think we're dying. I think this is it. I think the death of dead Flick is right now. Is that LSV kicking in? Something's kicking in, man, because I'm about to cry. That's what I just did! I just did the exact same thing! What's happening to us? We're time traveling, man. Whoa, man. Are we time traveling? What time is it? No, because he was snorting too many butts.
107:48
Wait, is there, like, an Aurora Borat? Like, I mean, like... Is there retro gay, bro? Like, here's the deal. Are you floating right now? I will say, like, no fooling, I do feel fucking weird right now.
108:01
My pinky's numb. My floatiness. Internet, if we fall, you know 911, right? Just text... Just type 911 in the chat for us right now, please. If everyone types 911, we'll make it. It's like believing in fairies. If you clap hard enough... Right? Are we sympathetic? Like, how can we both have the same symptoms? Or, like, am I sick and you got sick because of me? Like, I'm barfing, you're barfing. The beer was too special. Ooh.
108:38
I don't feel... They do make that in the Rockies. Hold on, I'm trying to feel the stage. Are you ready?
109:01
Way. Oh, yeah. All right, let's go. Yo, let's just pit ball past it, bro. We can do this. Oh, God, I'm weird. I feel real weird.
109:18
Should we go to the hospital? Let's play pinball. Let's just ramp up, bro. I mean, if you feel comfortable ramping up, we're good.
109:29
Oh, jeez. I don't think I can call 9-1-1 from Finland. Yeah, what's Finland's 9-1-1? Is it like... Go to 9-1-1. Wait. On de trois quatre cinq six sept Oui neuf It's neuf un un in French Do you have any Papa John's?
109:54
Uh If that's a solution to a problem I wish I did Tilt Wait There's a tilt bot now? Yeah Jaded actually programmed it Running off of like some sort of craziness Wait So Jaded's tilt bot he types that in, and then what? It records and remembers. What's watching his screen? A program that he set up. He built a program that reads our chat. I'm not great with programming, but what's the connection to Twitch? Some API thing? So Twitch has an IRC API. Oh, okay. So you can build a bot to look at the IRC and chat.
110:38
You picked one? Jaden's a genius. One's already out of phase when it was recorded. Oh! First release and one, two, three.
110:51
Man, I feel like we're just... Hell yeah. Is there anyone else here? No. I'm going to go lock the door.
111:09
Ah, still out of phase. Maybe our speakers were just, like, wired that way, but I feel like they're usually not.
111:27
Usually not that bad. All right. Yeah, that just must be the deadlift guys I'm watching the three of them on the switch! And they just go! Go to their house or cave or wherever they are. Spam them stuff.
111:48
Dial 112. Alright, let's go. I think I'm going to die. Maybe the speaker wires are not connected correctly? Yeah, I looked directly at the speaker... Oh, God. Why? There's an aurora over Canada right now. Am I feeling the effects of an aurora? I feel an aurora. I'm trying to ball, babe, and I dreamed it.
112:39
Is this like a solar flare? Oh man, are we getting solar flares? Oh god, I can't even like, focus, man. What's wrong, dude?
112:48
Alright. I gotta go. Nailed it. Shotgun. I'm stuck in the wind, man. Oh, can tilt. Can tilt. It's like, uh, what's that movie, um, what's that movie, what's that movie? Cranked. It's like, you can't slow down or you'll die. It's like, you have to play the pinball machine forever, man, or you'll kill your dad. Is it like Speed? You talking about Speed? No, that's with, uh, Jennifer Aniston, uh, driving a school bus or something. Uh, Jennifer Aniston and Ross. And Ross. They're driving a school bus. Yeah. And they're just like,
113:29
what's the deal with bosses? He's like, what's the deal? And then Kramer walks in. Right. He's like the...
113:38
Something's wrong with us, bro. Drinking cold, man. Skill shot! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Top of the flop is here! Dead man says if the Skeeters were wearing Berkeley, they wouldn't play Metallica songs. That's good. That's great.
114:02
James Hatchfield is a fan of the show, I can only assume. I can only assume he's laughing every night. Which, James, if you're listening, the voice acting, you're almost there. You're fine. Like, the rest of the band.
114:17
Yeah. Like, the gorilla guy. Actually, all the other gorilla guys. The new bass player? Thumbs up. He says he plays bass. He's great.
114:25
The rest of them, just come hang out with him. Oh man, I got a barf ton of points I gotta get here. Watch this.
114:32
Watch this. Super soft, super soft skill sweep. Nailed it. Oh my god, I'm gonna win! I'm trusting all day.
114:46
I'm too trusting, that's my problem. Yo, we gotta stop. Oh god, that's a win. It turns over here. Ooohh, ride that motherfucker! Hahaha, his hair is floating! Snake's ready for me to, he's ready to accept my gift.
115:29
My gift of a pinball down the road. Accept my gift. No one beats Jack Danger. The Jack of all dangers.
116:35
Man, I am loopy right now from something. I don't know what the hell happened. To the world's end I have a few friends
117:06
Shit Oh, my brother, I will kill you. Hail Saturn. Never saw Snake puke before. Oh, folks. All right. We have to turn this off because I think this game is consuming our souls or something.
117:33
Thanks for coming. This has been Day 3 on Metallica. hopefully we fix this phase issue because I'm like sweating now all of a sudden. I can't figure out what's going on. Thanks to Nick Campbell for making us sweat.
117:47
He figured out how to cross the streams and then, you know, our hearts stop here in a little bit. It is. It smells. It feels.
117:56
Hold on. Let's just. Oh, God. I'm trying to close the door. That feels good. um folks don't forget to uh yell at twitch to make us partners yell at twitch to put us on the front page just yell at twitch I love you twitch but come on I mean come on I mean come on I mean come on already twitch partner with us come over to the dark side. Do you keep this in the lock? I lock it and then I turn it just enough so the key stays in there.
118:46
Yeah, that's good. Alright. Bye, Internet. Thanks for coming. I'm glad Twitch worked this time. What happened to the lights? You sure you don't have a gas leak in the room?
118:58
Nah, we're fine. That would have been terrible. End of the stream. Okay, bye. That's for the stream, man. Whatever it takes for you guys to be entertained. What are you chewing? You want a mint? It's a pocket mint, though. It's just loose? Fresh. It's got fuzz on it. Okay. Getting crazy again, guys. Bye-bye. Bye.
119:27
Let's see if we get stick play in this. Maybe if I turn the internet off. Ah, turn the internet off. Busted.