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Kiss Pinball Tutorial | 1.5 Billion?! | Oct. 30th, 2017

Dead Flip·video·3h 18m·held·Nov 2, 2017
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TL;DR

Jack Danger plays Kiss pinball farewell, announces Guardians of Galaxy debut stream mid-late Nov with designer Franchi artwork.

Summary

Jack Danger streams a farewell gameplay session on Kiss pinball before the machine is picked up by Gavin. He announces the Guardians of the Galaxy pinball machine debut stream for mid-to-late November, reveals design credits (layout by Borgi, artwork by Franchi), and plays through Kiss with commentary on game mechanics, modes, and multiball strategies. The stream features heavy chat interaction, subscriber acknowledgments, and an attempted viral tweet to Chris Pratt.

Key Claims

  • Guardians of the Galaxy pinball machine will have its debut stream in mid to late November

    high confidence · Jack Danger, Dead Flip stream, stated as upcoming event with direct video/audio input and designer participation

  • Guardians of the Galaxy playfield was designed by Borgi

    high confidence · Jack Danger states this during Kiss gameplay, framed as leaked information

  • Guardians of the Galaxy artwork was created by Franchi, the artist who did Batman 66

    high confidence · Jack Danger identifies Franchi as the artist and mentions he received a signed canvas from him

  • Kiss pinball is being picked up/taken away by someone named Gavin

    high confidence · Jack Danger states 'Gavin said he's going to be taking KISS away from us' and references Gavin dropping off Police Force in exchange

  • Kiss pinball code is currently at version 0.8, with version 1.0 coming later

    medium confidence · Jack Danger mentions 'they're only on like .8' and notes improvements will come when 1.0 code releases

  • The streamer increased stream bitrate to approximately 3,500 kbps for better HD quality

    high confidence · Jack Danger states 'We're at like 3,500, which is nuts. I usually don't like to pass 2K or like 1800'

  • Guardians of the Galaxy pinball will be a Stern product

    high confidence · Repeated references to 'Stern Pinball's Guardians' and 'Stern Pinball's Guardian's Pinball Machine'

  • Head to Head Pinball tournament was described as 'the most fun tournament I've ever played'

    medium confidence · Chat participant states this about Head to Head tournament experience

Notable Quotes

  • “Gavin said he's going to be taking KISS away from us So we are going to play KISS tonight To say goodbye To a game that has actually been here for quite some time”

    Jack Danger @ early in stream — Establishes the farewell context for the Kiss gameplay session

  • “Guardians of the Galaxy Pinball Machine. Expect the debut stream mid to late November. with direct video input, direct audio input, playing with the designers, the programmers and all those other boners”

    Jack Danger @ mid-stream announcement — Major announcement of upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy pinball debut with full production team participation

  • “The game layout was Borgi, the artwork was Franchi, the guy that did the art in Batman 66. Still trying to remember what the hell I want to do on this game.”

    Jack Danger @ during Kiss gameplay — Reveals designer and artist credits for Guardians of the Galaxy; frames as leaked information

  • “His art is disgusting. In a good and bad way.”

    Jack Danger @ regarding Franchi's artwork — Personal assessment of Franchi's artistic style; shows respect for the artist

  • “And it's only going to get better when finally 1.0 code comes out, but they're only on like .8.”

    Jack Danger @ mid-stream — Indicates Kiss pinball code development status; suggests substantial updates pending

  • “You don't have to own a pinball machine, okay, Internet? You don't have to buy a motherfucking pinball machine to play pinball.”

    Jack Danger @ chat interaction segment — Philosophy on pinball accessibility for new/casual players; addresses affordability concerns

  • “Hey, Chris Pret, you interested in Intergalactic Showdown? You versus me on the debut of Stern Pinball's Guardian's Pinball Machine.”

    Jack Danger @ social media campaign — Attempt to recruit Chris Pratt (actor) for Guardians of the Galaxy pinball debut stream

Entities

Jack DangerpersonDead FliporganizationKissgameGuardians of the GalaxygameSterncompanyJohn BorgpersonFranchipersonGavinpersonChris Prattperson

Signals

  • ?

    product_launch: Guardians of the Galaxy pinball machine officially announced with mid-to-late November debut stream date and confirmed designer/artist participation

    high · Jack Danger announces 'Guardians of the Galaxy Pinball Machine. Expect the debut stream mid to late November. with direct video input, direct audio input, playing with the designers, the programmers'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Stern selects Franchi (Batman 66 artist) as primary artwork creator for Guardians of the Galaxy, indicating high production value and artistic commitment

    high · Jack Danger reveals 'the artwork was Franchi, the guy that did the art in Batman 66' and praises 'His art is disgusting. In a good and bad way'

  • ?

    code_update: Kiss pinball code development tracked at v0.8 with v1.0 pending; improvements expected upon final release

    medium · Jack Danger states 'it's only going to get better when finally 1.0 code comes out, but they're only on like .8'

  • ?

    content_signal: Dead Flip stream upgraded bitrate to ~3,500 kbps (nearly double standard) for enhanced HD quality during pinball content

    high · Jack Danger announces 'we have upped the bitrate of the stream to almost double what we're used to... We're at like 3,500'

  • ?

    community_signal: Dead Flip organizes viral social media campaign targeting Chris Pratt (Guardians lead actor) to participate in pinball debut stream

    high · Jack Danger tweets Chris Pratt asking 'you interested in Intergalactic Showdown?' and calls for community retweets and engagement

Transcript

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0:00
Yes, I'm ready to get hot. I'm ready. Yo, Garrison, you actually were first by like a millisecond. What's up, Lord Squeak? How you doing, buddy?
0:57
Good evening. Welcome to my pinball den. So is Drax in the Stern WWE? Maybe. Oh, man. Not on my screen, though.
1:18
Squeaky. Good to see you, bud. we made it must have been lit milliseconds there like squillis neckens
1:49
Morning. Yo, Echo, what's up, baby? Blue Hawk was welcome home. Dude. Tag is up. Jack, I have a new machine. Stern Grand Prix. Dude, nice, Kirsten. That's awesome, man. The Infidel, good to see you, buddy.
2:05
I'm going to go put on a little makeup. Had to type one less letter. I know, Squeak. That's it. You're one letter overboard. Gavin said he's going to be taking KISS away from us So we are going to play KISS tonight To say goodbye To a game that has actually been here for quite some time We gotta send it on its way Dude, Whitewater is awesome, Echo Scarybeard, good to see you
Head to Head Pinballevent
Batman 66game
Police Forcegame
Rollergamesgame
  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Kiss pinball exhibits complex mode structure with multiplier stacking (2x/3x playfield), multiball mechanics, drop targets, and mode sequencing requiring strategic planning

    high · Jack Danger discusses mode completion strategies, 2x/3x multiplier mechanics, and difficulty of right ramp shots throughout gameplay

  • ?

    venue_signal: New bar/venue in chat participant's town recently opened with Batman 66 pinball machine available for play

    medium · Chat message: 'New bar cave just opened up in my town, so now I'll actually get to play Batman 66'

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Kiss pinball receives mixed but engaged reception; praised for theme and mechanics but noted as difficult and requiring rule/layout familiarity

    medium · Jack Danger states 'This game has got some freaking problems. Okay. Number one. It's hard. It's hard' but continues enthusiastic gameplay

  • ?

    manufacturing_signal: Stern Guardians of the Galaxy pinball leverages established talent: Borgi for layout/mechanics, Franchi for artistic direction; signals high production priority

    high · Jack Danger reveals design credits: 'The game layout was Borgi, the artwork was Franchi, the guy that did the art in Batman 66'

  • ?

    collector_signal: Machine collector (Gavin) actively trading pinball equipment; Kiss being removed from circulation, Police Force and Roller Games being cycled in

    medium · Jack Danger states 'Gavin's taking it home' (Kiss) and 'he's dropping off a police force' plus 'he's got a roller games' and possibly others

    • 2:37
    Woo! I might go get a... What time is it? 7 o'clock? I might go get an energy drink, actually, next door Let me make sure they're still alive. Internet, don't touch anything.
    2:49
    Let me see what music is queued up. Okay, that is... It's too loud. Don't touch anything. Thank you. In and out of backs.
    4:29
    There's only a toilet in here. You know when you're gone for too long and it smells like a toilet? It's time to party, boys.
    4:44
    Welcome aboard, Junior. And then I had a heart attack. Dude, blue flannel pinball. Also, we officially need dead underscore flip baby clothes. Dead underscore flip baby clothes. I completely agree. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league for 15 months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up if you could. I love you, buddy. I thought this was a Destiny 2 stream. Fail. Why are you trolling, baby?
    5:21
    Good evening, pinheads. Welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is Monday, and we are finally home after traveling so freaking much.
    5:35
    Whoa. Like the sub notification had an echo? Like a bad echo or a baby echo? Okay. Yeah, it's going to have a baby echo, but I can turn it down.
    6:08
    Dude, flying none. Greg's impression of Jack Danger was spot on. It was like literally perfect. His facial hair even looked pretty good. In fact, it looked better than mine, which means he fucked up a little bit.
    6:24
    Yo, Govis with the 100 biddies. Thank you, bud. I love you. And I'm in love with you. So here's what we're going to do. Did you get to see Head to Head?
    6:33
    Pins rule, I was doing Buck Hunter stuff the entire time. I didn't get to see any of the Head to Head stuff. Was it good? did any of you watch it? how did it go? was it impressive? welcome aboard Junior Red Pig coming in hot it's a tier 2 with 3 months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league, you're amazing ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up I love ya ah whoo Heads Up was the most fun tournament I've ever played boom that's all I want to hear baby that's all I want to hear I'm sad I wasn't there for the champagne being broken you know but I was there I wasn't there but I was there I need a table somewhere to put my drink
    7:37
    It's very good to watch. Every run's a little tedious, but good players are fast. Cool. I kind of like tedious, though. You watched Big Buck Hunter. You did a good job hosting. Thanks, Wolf. I appreciate it. The ladies' finals was a lot more hype than I expected out of Buck Hunter. Right, Echo? Isn't that nuts?
    7:54
    Honestly, the ladies' tournament was more hype than the main tournament, and I couldn't believe how much fun I was having commentating that tournament. You know? For someone that doesn't come from that world, I got a lot of compliments about it.
    8:13
    You do have to pump guns. Red Keg, trust me, you do. You do. They're just doing it so fast that you can't see it.
    8:22
    Also, this is my Twitch partner jersey I got from TwitchCon. Rep. Resent. Dead flip. Let's go. You got them back! So we're going to play a little bit with the music, with the audio on. Your stream makes me want to go to the local barcades and play Dial-In. Fail, that's what's up. Hell yeah, nice shirt. Thanks, Gearson. So here's the thing.
    8:52
    Why 17? 2017. That's what it is. Or that's how many beers I had before I grabbed this shirt. We'll never know.
    9:01
    I've been a partner for 17 years. we're going to try something new okay in the mornings for a few hours we're going to play some games in the evening we're going to play pinball like we always have and it's going to be good you got to commend the BBH guys on beer consumption alone absolutely how many machines are in the studio now? yeah I wish we had 17 man I wish we had 17 you. Here's the thing. We played Destiny 2 this morning, and it was a lot of fun. Truly, the viewership wasn't there because we were up in Wall Street, but it is what it is. I had fun playing. Some people were there hanging out. It was pretty dope. Right, Red Keg? So that guy that they interviewed was Jared.
    10:00
    He is like the big buck hunter. He's like the dude, right? He's sort of the face of it, even though he's just a player. He's the husband of the woman who is the four-time world champion, right?
    10:14
    And he just gets really drunk. and when he got on deck with us, you should have heard him talking. Like, I was trying to do commentary over this fight and he's like, you know, we're all the same. And I'm like, cool. And I'm trying to talk and he's like, what did you say he shot? Put it right up your dick. And I was like, it just derailed everything.
    10:41
    He's a cool guy though. He is a cool guy. I need some windex. Or whatever this is. Is my window gone?
    11:00
    I mean, can you clean glass up for me? Is there really no window? Is there? Jared R. Messiah, right? So good.
    11:19
    Jared, it still showed up for me. I mean, uh, Red Pig still showed up for me. Red, we have Womadi, buddy.
    11:29
    Do you want my Womadi? I just gotta make my way over there. No, I'm not gonna clean glass of Febreze. I found my, I found it.
    11:47
    It's got little fingerprints on it. Oh, there we go. Man, it's so good to be home. You have a 2K budget. What pin should I get? There you go. Ask the chat. How's Double Danger not a mod? I don't trust his shifty fingers. I can't be trusted you're not leaving us Jack are you Mac Jedi what do you mean why would I leave you why would I ever leave you I'm a pinball guy forever pinball for freaking ever
    12:28
    would be fun to play multiply stream games. I totally agree. But we would have to do it in the morning. In the morning.
    12:37
    The stream title is Kiss Goodbye. Just concerned. Oh, I'm kissing Kiss Goodbye. Because Gavin's taking it home.
    12:45
    But instead, he's dropping off a police force. And I'm looking to see if he's got any other games lined up that he wants to drop off. I know he's got a roller games. Actually, I think he has two roller games now. Some other stuff. Oh, something to make note of. We have upped the bitrate of the stream to almost double what we're used to. So this should look pretty freaking good. Fingers crossed. We're at like 3,500, which is nuts. I usually don't like to pass 2K or like 1800.
    13:32
    Yo, poor college student. What's up, baby? Haven't seen you in a minute. I was going to say, you look more HD.
    13:40
    That's what I'm hoping for. Everything should be good. I did discover, okay, my face light, which I thought my bulb was broken turns out the whole freaking thing was shattered so I'm putting a list together and I'm going to go shopping because I am straight up just everything's like taped together now and it hurts my fucking butt I'm sorry, wow, swear words, donate to kids oh Side note. Guardians of the Galaxy Pinball Machine. Expect the debut stream mid to late November. with direct video input,
    14:50
    direct audio input, playing with the designers, the programmers and all those other boners Chris Pratt special guest Red Cake you know what hold on how do we get a hold of I'm how do we get a hold of Chris Pratt hold on Twitter I got an idea let's tweet at Chris Pratt and I want you all to okay I'm going to tweet at Chris Pratt okay and I'm going to tweet at him and then what I want you folks to do is retweet it but then also say something about it create like a buzz to see if he responds to this okay he's Pratt Pratt Pratt okay
    16:01
    you keep us shouting Oh hey, at Pratt. Oh hey, Pratt, Pratt, Pratt. Tell him you are a stick kid. Okay, guys, calm down. Are you interested in an intergalactic showdown? You, V, Me on the debut of Stern Pinballs Guardians.
    16:56
    I wish I had 280 characters. He's gonna tell you to put it up your dick. Yeah, well, I mean, I've been getting that a lot lately.
    17:21
    Now things up my... Well, I mean, I don't want to lie to you guys. Please plunge or turn the music off.
    17:39
    Skip Natty, you don't like the music? Kiss is not that bad. This is way over 140 characters. It's actually only six characters over.
    17:54
    How about this? Hey, Pratt Pratt. Comma. You interested in an intergalactic showdown, you, V, and me, on the debut of... Yeah.
    18:14
    Uh, face-off. Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo, Damage Inc. coming in hot with that Twitch Prime stuff. Welcome to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up. Show some love and chat for Damage, dude. Thank you for the support, truly. Truly.
    18:40
    Alright, I'm just looking for a good, like, face-to-face, face-to-face thing. But Face Off just brings up things about Face Off. How about this?
    18:53
    We'll just put a Chris Pratt emote. No. No, that would be stupid. How about, um, battle? Muscle emoji? Is muscle emoji a good one? All right.
    19:28
    Muscle. Got it. SpongeBob ripping his shirt off. Okay, here we go. Tweeted. Hey, Chris Pret, you interested in Intergalactic Showdown? You versus me on the debut of Stern Pinball's Guardian's Pinball Machine. Alright, folks.
    19:53
    Retweet, respond, say shit about it, get it to your friends. Let's get the thing going here. Okay. You guys ready?
    20:10
    Yeah! Don't wanna wait till you know me better. Lick a butt. I literally have already forgotten how to play this game.
    20:32
    Hold on, let's give my brain a second to catch up here. Was that an hour-long ball save? And a not working right?
    20:46
    Alright, so... Here's how I remember playing this. Shooting Gene Simmons a lot, multiball. Shooting Star Child a lot until the bar fills up, and then shooting up the right ramp, multiball.
    21:00
    Got it. Smells like old woman FDS spray in here. There's a bunch of dudes in chat. You probably don't know what that is, but there might be some women in chat that know what I'm talking about.
    21:17
    Okay, there is something to be said about shooting up the middle. Right, there it is. And then shooting the right orbit to collect the kitty man.
    21:31
    To get full kitty man points. There it is. Alright, we got the cat man. Welcome aboard, Tex. Yo, double D's are coming in hot for two years! Dude, two effing years, man. Double Danger, you are now an OG, my friend. Thank you for maintaining your membership. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. Thank you so much. Dude, I love you. Two years, babe.
    22:00
    Yo, we gotta go. We gotta go. Here, we gotta go. You're an OG. We're gonna start this over. I got an idea about cheating. It's the fuzz, cheese it. And I did it wrong, never mind. Okay, middle ramp to get the kitty man out of the way. Big baller, where's your what? Flip his and butts up, hell yeah. It's been a while, yeah man. Every time we hear Dr. Love, can we say Dr. Butt? Yes.
    22:50
    It's been a name good job of doing it. So, there is some... They teased the... What is it? Guardians of the Galaxy pinball machine. But no one knows what the play field looks like, really. No one knows who designed it. No one knows who did the artwork. I think I'm allowed to leak that information. If you want to know it, where's my kiss? Oh.
    23:19
    I think I already leaked it today while I was playing Destiny. Yo, what's up, Big Bumble? Leaked it.
    23:39
    Don't tempt me. Right, the game's not a secret, but who made it and who did the art might not know. The game layout was Borgi, the artwork was Franchi, the guy that did the art in Batman 66. Still trying to remember what the hell I want to do on this game. So for a game that has an awesome theme, right, go to the best artist ever. Truly, Franchi is nuts at what he does. In fact, he gave me this. it's signed. Isn't that freaking dope? So we're going to hang this up on the wall of Stuff that we got.
    25:16
    His art is disgusting. In a good and bad way. Put that back in the plastic, you heathen. I'm going to hang it up, dude.
    25:32
    You going to get it framed? It's on canvas. What do you mean? I have to put it in a frame even though it's on a canvas?
    25:42
    That's a thing? That's how much I know about anything, really. Unless you're hanging it, I'd put it back in to be safe. Good idea. I am going to hang it, but not right away, so I might put it away.
    26:05
    I got those good deadbolts. Tricked it. Nope, not that time. Welcome aboard, Tex. New bar cave just opened up in my town, so now I'll actually get to play Batman 66. Help!
    26:36
    Help! Bang, bang, bang. Did Chris Pratt respond yet? Internet? Did Chris Pratt respond yet? Guys, remember, go hit Twitter and share the crap out of that thing.
    26:54
    Welcome aboard, Tex. It's pretty dope, dude. Flying Men Killer, it's pretty dope. And it's only going to get better when finally 1.0 code comes out, but they're only on like .8. Yo, Greg Imbalto, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league for 21 months in a row. You were three months away from that OG badge, baby. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us some butts up.
    27:24
    Bring it in. Alright. Lick it up. Let's do it. Well, you know, we'll play a mode that's not... You missed Stone Elbino's resub?
    27:39
    Wait, I... Oh, dude, Stone Elbino for 20 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up. He misses me all the time. No, I don't. Get out of here. Flippers and butts up for Stone Elbino also. Oh, you ding-dong.
    27:57
    New Marquesas, jump it up on my ground now. I actually get to play Batman 66. Dude, tell him, Albino, that is freaking lit, my friend.
    28:06
    Dude, I love you. So I got an idea, okay. Here's the idea. Scoot up the middle. We're going to get the Catman almost lit. And hitting the Catman will also hit the mode shot.
    28:26
    If I can hit it. Let's, here we go. Post path to orbit. Oh, man. You mean you don't miss me when I'm stuck working? I miss you all the time. I miss you at night.
    28:44
    I miss you when I'm hungry. For passion. Oh man, I'm not hitting anything. Stop going in Gene's mouth, please.
    29:05
    Go, go, go, go, go. Almost, almost. Yeah. One away. Oh my God. My life is over. Watch it work like I do. Exactly.
    29:17
    We actually shot that on purpose. And I'm a little a little surprised at myself All right, so we got a shot up the ramp
    29:40
    How am I making this shot? Remember when you had to stick a stick into it? Yeah Gene used to have throat problems. He had to give him a Roboctomy. A throat-vectomy.
    29:57
    So, well done multiballs. Actually, it was the hardest one, I feel. The hardest multiball. Because you have to hit each shot twice, and you can't progress anything until you hit And now it's got an add-a-ball for no effing reason. So until I can shoot through the pops back there, you don't get to do anything.
    30:30
    There we go. You frickin' dildo! Look at this guy, that accuracy. Not that one, dude. Get accuracy! You hate the pop shot?
    30:47
    Well, if you hate shots through pops... It's like John Borg's and Pat Lawler's calling card to pinball.
    31:04
    That accuracy. Give me 100 breaks, you dildo. Oh, oh, it's right, the cops changed this. Oh, great, the cops on frickin' love gun ramp. Alright, I got an idea, I got an idea. Oh yeah, I just find that chart really hard to do. The right ramp is, like, frickin' impossible in this game. All right, there's lock number one. Shit. Do you have a virtual pin in your cushion? We used to a very long time ago, man. But it's just not the same, you know. And to be fair, you don't need to own a pinball machine, okay, Internet? You don't have to own a pinball Again, I had a lot of people, especially at the Buckhunter thing, they're like, man, I can't afford to be a pinball player. They're like, you don't have 25 cents? They're like, no, man, I can't buy a pinball machine. You don't have to buy a motherfucking pinball machine to play pinball.
    32:16
    Gavin's going to come back to a broken pinball machine. It'll bleed. Woo-hoo! Please not James Mell. Oh yeah, we did do an Ick the Cools prank with a virtual pin. The spin on that ball? Wow. I want to buy a pin. Buy one then.
    32:56
    For instance, that galaxy we play all the time? It was $900. For a pretty fun game. $900. How much is a PlayStation?
    33:16
    Oh, I'm drinking, uh... I'm drinking a white monster? I don't know what the hell it's called. And I'm also drinking a revolution brewing anti-hero.
    33:31
    This game has got some freaking problems. Okay. Number one. It's hard. Like an original PlayStation?
    33:49
    How much is an OG PlayStation? Oh yeah, sorry, it's... Monster! Energy Zero Ultra White. It's really smooth, you know? Alright, let's see if Chris Pratt responded.
    34:11
    I like how you think it's hard, but you think GV is easy. Ghostb... you know Skip? That's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
    34:19
    Okay, literally, literally, literally. Seven likes, five retweets. Here's the thing. Internet. I'm going to copy a link to this.
    34:34
    Share tweet via. Copy link to tweet. Okay. Here's the thing. Do you want Chris Pratt or not? Do you want Chris effing Pratt?
    34:50
    Do you want to see Jack having mouth hugs? Click that link. Retweet it. Comment on it. Whatever you want.
    35:02
    All right, here we go. All right, let's make some frickin' cash here. Look at that. First effing try, boys. Drop catch, up the ramp. I'm a god. I'm a god. I can't be stopped. Here we go. I can't be stopped.
    35:41
    I can't be stopped! Was that a Laz? It was a Forced Laz. A Forced Lazer. That's what we call Deathsaves from now on. A Forced Laz.
    36:32
    Air Defense. You wake up my wife, dude! Sorry Gears. Where's the actual stop button? Yeah, right? Force flash, I don't care. Check this out. The skills I have, man. The effing skills I have. I can't be stopped! Oh shit, I just fumbled.
    37:10
    Oh, man, that's a fumble! Alright, someone stopped me. Is that his balls? Wait, what? What are you talking about? You just got stopped. Yes, I did.
    37:35
    The Ghostbusters trick. Ready? It freaking works on kids. Stand up. You don't have to be afraid. Get down and blow the lemonade.
    37:59
    Pull a trigger on my love gun? No, gross. Oh yeah, forget that instruments carry over now. That's huge. Alright, now we have 2x playfield Middle ramp doubled Are you going to stream GOTG? Yes Guardian's stream will be in mid to late November When the code is ready
    38:42
    Holy Sharks, Red Keg with the 1,000 bitties. Dude, I love you. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts up for Red Keg? Dude, you're gross. Like, sexy gross.
    38:55
    You know when someone's, like, too sexy, they're gross? That's you, bro. You're too sexy, you're gross.
    39:06
    Welcome aboard, Junior. Get your grandma out of here. Dude, Destilette coming in freaking nasty hot with 25 months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up.
    39:27
    Dude, 25, man. You've been an OG for a month. How's it feel? How's it freaking feel? I took the Jews.
    39:39
    Damn it, they keep roving. Got it. Oh, it's rolling faster now. The flip we're doing, Josh! We were killing it. We had 2x lit too. 2x lit. Shit.
    40:05
    That's where the points come from, Internet. I just remembered. The 2x, 3x stuff that you get from completing the modes.
    40:16
    Completely spaced. Let's not start gathering this. Oh, great. Thanks for clipping it, you build. What's the Halloween pin?
    40:35
    Oh, yeah, maybe we should do something special for Halloween. Oh, we got the wizard mode. Good, we got the wizard mode with a mode running, which is a huge point.
    41:02
    Depending, I can hit literally anything. thing. Dude, this game is starting on my face. A little control, please.
    41:35
    Alright, that ball just epped the other ball. Cool wizard mode, dude. Cool wizard mode, you mother fu- Am I scared stiff straight to the Halloween tale? Nice. Play scared stiff. Where can we find one? Where's a good pla- What? I wasn't even doing anything. But that's the key. Get the 2x3x stuff rolling. So here's what we're going to do. Instead of focusing on multiballs, we're going to focus on killing the modes. Getting through the modes.
    42:19
    Skip Natty. I don't think they have a scared stiff at Logan. I think they have a... The other one. Party Monster.
    42:30
    I used to pull my stiff in front. Okay, guys. You've never seen one in the wild? Really? Okay, so lick it up.
    42:40
    Gotta be Chicago. Gotta represent. Yeah, they have Elvira and the Party Monsters. This is an okay game.
    42:53
    My favorite Elvira is Scared Scared. It's time to get Scared Scared! Game, please, game. Thank you. Stay there, don't move.
    43:12
    Thank you. Big Lebowski is fun. And they finally found a new company, a new manufacturer to put it together for him. In China.
    43:34
    Did you know Donald Trump hates pinball? Just spreading rumors. Gibby! I gotta learn to lick it up a little harder.
    43:54
    Wish Dan St. John would put it back on the floor. Oh, you wish Dan St. John would put it back on the floor.
    44:01
    But wish Dan was a person. I made that shot. Keep your hands on the game. Now that was an accidental Lazarus.
    44:40
    Last of the Judys. Bring back! Skirt stiff still looks beautiful. Yeah. Tell it to the Judge. Hold on. This is the last restart. I got... I gotta get my mojo here.
    44:56
    Currently drinking my mojo. Alright. Get ready. We'll start with juice. Juice isn't hard. Dude, I can't find the love gun shot, man.
    45:23
    We are getting our locks lit though, so that's good. That will help with getting through the mode, but... Oh, there you go. Dude, left and right motions on Kiss will end up killing you immediately. Alright, and we're going to cheese the right shot here with the Ghostbusters hack. Oh, we didn't do it right! Chilling to the jizz.
    46:09
    Alright, now it's roving. Got it. Now it's going to row faster. Another row, making a few shots. It's safe. And that would have been it, but I missed. There it is. There it is. One more. Center ramp is doubled. We need a new song. Beautiful. You got the man flute? No! Dude, I get the man flew daily. Just kidding. I take a lot of, uh, what's it called, Zycam? Man, I don't get sick ever anymore. Ever since I learned about cough drops to protect my voice from talking and Zycam, I don't get convention crud anymore. It's freaking awesome. You know your man is working hard. Just take a huge songbox fist. All right. We're going to lick it up. Here we go, boys. That drop catch, though? That was money. All right. We're getting locks lit? Oh man, this is it. This is it. All right, we are one lock away, my friends. I assume you're going to burn this machine tonight to keep warm? Yes. A few inhale.
    48:07
    Go enough around. Yes. This is it. Look at this cheat. Ready? BAM! We could go for multiball. I think we're going to go for multiball. Because if we finish the mode in multiball, I think we're going to get our 2x right away. So it's going to keep kicking those out stupid for a minute, but it'll fix itself. And we've got to add a ball. So all we've got to do is shoot the demon. We've got to make a few more shots there. We've got to shoot into the love gun area and we've got to get the left orbit. We're not going to be too upset if we can't do a lot of jackpotting in this. We will be upset if we drain them. Oh, we managed to get a super anyway? Nice. In front row, hell yeah. Slow, slow, slow.
    49:27
    You piece of shit That okay We didn finish that mode which is good because now we only one or two shots away from finishing it getting 2x getting Love Gun and 2x everything You know what I saying Welcome aboard, Judy! But when we finish this... Yo, Mr. KiwiGaming, welcome to the league! Thank you for dropping that freaking Twitch Prime sub on me, you're amazing. amazing ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and Buzzs, show some love in chat. Thank you for the support, dude. I really love you. I really do. The new framerate is really helping us see the drains. I swear to God, RedJ.
    50:02
    I swear to God. All the way, all the way, all the way. Go, go, go. More, more, more. And bam. Look at that. On the plunge, we finished the mode. center drain I mean center shot wow now what's happening is our middle ramp is worth 2x our whole play field is worth 2x we're going to get a new song shoot it into love gun shoot up the right ramp swim in the points thanks Rick I appreciate it buddy yeah I made sure I upped it so that things could look a little sexier Okay, we need a good... Right there. No. Oh, God, please don't.
    50:52
    The nudge. The nudges. Okay, love guns ready. Alright, we just need a... We need a mode before we go in there.
    51:06
    Or else we're not maximizing our points. Should we post pass and backhand? I think we'll do that. Alright, now we want to go something where it's... Yeah, Detroit, probably.
    51:27
    Alright. Alright, right up the ramp. Ramp. Go, go, go, go. You suck. Right ramp, right ramp. 2x playfield, 2x middle ramp. This is going to be just money. How much... you ever seen money before? God damn it. Oh, we nailed it. The precision.
    52:12
    Okay, we're probably going to get... We're trying to get control on the right flipper here. That's what we wanted. That actually didn't screw us that time. Well that screwed us. Great ball management, thanks. You can't 3x that, so I guess we'll 2x Gene's mouth. Actually it looks pretty insane. What's money? I'm so tense. Yes.
    53:06
    If you tilt, Gene will spit blood on your crotch. Yes. He'll do it anyway. All right. So if we finish one more mode, we get three Xs.
    53:28
    Give me, like, super ramps or something. Oh, my God. If we get super ramps, This game just turned into... Make butthole points everywhere.
    53:39
    I don't know what it gave me. It gave me Super Ramps! Dude. Hold on. I can't hit it. Remember Kiss? The band? Remember when this was a band?
    54:31
    Fuck. I'm sorry. Don't eat the kids. Damn. Oh, we were really climbing that hill. So here's the thing. We finished this.
    54:51
    Even bigger points. So we're going to try to get into Starchild and get that multiball going again. Alright?
    54:59
    I was thinking that. Wait, what? It's his dad dab? Alright, I do have a dad dab. I did not mean to do that, and it's probably going to hurt us. Alright, stay in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that enough? No. Oh, the train.
    55:29
    Right back in. Here's the thing. Go please! Go make me do it! please! Joe make me do it! Yes! Alright, it's multiball time. And we got add-a-ball lit. I'm not hitting this goop dude, I'm saving it for multivol, you're crazy. Damage, scribble, you turn me on. It's been fun listening. I think it helps, it helps with the game. Alright, we're gonna shoot up the middle. Actually, we're gonna let the game decide, I guess, what our multiplier's gonna be. like it's the right orbit, unfortunately. So we have 3x running right now. And we've got to shoot the right orbit.
    56:41
    Oh, God. We got that add-a-ball last minute. All right. We need this ball to do something good. Deadflip isn't just a name. You're the master of the dead flip. Yo, this week at Pinball, how you doing, baby?
    57:10
    You fucking joke! Okay, we're okay. Heaven on Fire is lit with 3X Playfield, so check this shit out.
    57:22
    Depending, we can hit this shot. Like there was a question. We'll do hotter than hell. Okay, we're almost there. We gotta, we gotta shoot. We need one kiss drop target. I think we're almost good with army. We need to A in army. Yo, there it is. My booty's on fire. There's the A. My booty's on fire. Alright, we're going to try something sneaky here. Didn't work. That really didn't work. That's what I wanted to happen. you see what I'm shooting for? Yeah you do. Oh, I'm not going to lie, I'm not sure why give me another ball, but... Penis on fire!
    59:13
    Alright, we're gonna shoot this. Dude, don't take that risk anymore. You almost lost your multiple. That's fine.
    59:25
    Shoo-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da! What the... What are you doing, you idiot ball?! You had one shot! You don't need no pink in multi-model. Kinda do though. I had to get him. This new? No, I did. Oh, code? Maybe.
    60:09
    Extra ball flip, fam. Slow. Not slowing up. Yo, Joe this with the hundred bitties. Thank you, bub. We got some hearts in chat, but dope. Jack already has two balls. We'll never know. Damn nothing like your balls betraying. Yes, this is very true. Alright, we still have super ramps. Oh god, that was the dumbest shot I've ever made in pinball. Nope, that one was.
    60:55
    So there's number two. See you, buddy. Love you, Greg. Thanks for stopping by again, man. That's right, folks. Another multi-ball.
    61:25
    And he hits! Not a shot! Not a shot was had this day. I forget what the lock does. Does it like multiply the jackpot or something?
    61:55
    Oh, the jackpots are double. What have I done? Woo! All right. Okay. Oh, we got super bumpers lit. All right, let's go for the right ramp.
    62:54
    All right. We got double jackpots lit, so we'll take that, because it gets one ball out of the way. One jackpot left, oh shit.
    63:05
    Okay, we got to shoot it into Gene's mouth. Oh god, that was close. Yes! Don't, don't, don't screw me bud. This is it. Come here. Yo Fireball, what's up? It was good to see you darling. Thanks for coming over. Sorry we didn't get to play again. I apologize for I was sitting crap up and what have you. Get the... Friend zone. Shoot your balls into Gene's mouth. Holy crap. Voodoo Envy with the 1,000 bitties. Thank you for that sexy, sexy, sexy donation. Ladies and Can I get some hearts up for Voodoo? I love you, buddy.
    64:14
    Yeah, no worries. There's always next year. Hell yeah, Fireball. Alright. Through the pops. It's a dangerous shot. Should we not do that and try to go for Star Child? Shit.
    64:39
    That's it. We got the Kiss Army wizard mode. See? Are we in a mode? Doesn't matter. That was a big slap. It was.
    64:54
    I'm thinking of streaming, but you're really good. Is there room for okay player streaming? We'll never know this week in pinball.
    65:03
    Alright, here we go. Yeah, man. You just gotta achieve a time where people aren't overlapping. Everyone's streaming at night. Alright, add a ball, excellent.
    65:21
    So this is all about shooting a shot, putting it in Gene's mouth. Shooting a shot, putting it in Gene's mouth. Alright, we need some effing control here. I said control, you idiot.
    65:40
    Alright, Gene's mouth. Gene's fucking mouth! Gene's mouth! Stream when you want to stream. Zero fire, Olivia.
    65:56
    You are a much better pinball player than myself. Nah, fireball, listen. Everyone sucks at pinball. My call concluded.
    66:04
    See? Fuck! Damn it, Predator, what's up? I suddenly want Cheetos. Dude, I would love some Cheetos. Alright, we need... Come on, bounce around in there. Oh, not like this.
    66:27
    Alright, middle ramp. Hell yes. Okay, come on, baby. New track. We're almost through all the modes. By the way.
    66:51
    What are you doing making these shots, idiot? What are you shooting for, Danger? Jack, we're relying on you for the GOTG stream. Yeah, I'm telling you, it's going to be mid-November, mid to late November. Twitch partner t-shirt? Hell yeah.
    67:13
    Dangerously cheesy, just like Jack. Rude. Starchild. Shit. I mean, shit. Shit. Oh, God, I looked away.
    67:33
    All right. Woo. Starchild's lit. Alright, both paths up the right ramp. This 3X is doing a lot for us.
    67:51
    Is there anyone better? I don't think so. Affiliate shirts? Yeah, Fireball. I don't think that's their thing either. That'd be cool though. That'd be a lot of shirts. Let's wait for that to print out.
    68:06
    kid Liv You're quite good at pinball things this week. Alright, we gotta hit that one more time. Oh my god, we are making a lot of casts. That fricking backflip though. drop catch though?
    69:11
    Woo! Alright, we're getting somewhere. We gotta shoot that right ramp again. We also need some more faces and instruments. Oh, we need everything.
    69:24
    Oh god, that cheat almost worked. He tried it twice, even though it didn't work once. Yes, we separated them! Shit, I missed it! Please go to bed. Love burns! Damn it! Okay, we're okay.
    69:50
    Now, to be fair, I hit that frickin' lock shot, and it didn't give up. Woo! Harry Potter, I love you. Hey Jack, how'd the bucket hunter jump? The bucket hunter is great. Faces are ready to collect? Okay, cool. We need instruments too, it's going to suck. Now I make that shot? Go home. Pinball, you're going. There it is, all the faces. Donate to kids. We're very close to all of our instruments. So I've heard that shaking the machine will help sometimes. Oh yeah, you gotta hit the machine. Pinball is drunk on beer. Sorry, I didn't mean to swear. We were doing so well, and that was a massive fumble on my part.
    71:05
    All right, this week. See you, buddy. That was a massive fumble on the old dead folks part here. If we could finish...
    71:20
    We'll finish this one. Slow, slow, slow, slow it. Yes. Alright, we've got almost 43 instruments for extra ball.
    71:30
    Okay, look at our multipliers now. 3x and 2x. Lit? I think so. We're going to try to get Love Gun Multi Ball going again here. I'm kissing this game goodbye. Look at this. Look at the points we're about to make. If we don't mess up.
    71:57
    Is there a wizard mode for finishing all the songs? No one knows? All of us know? Bounce around some more idiot. Bounce around. So close. No yes maybe.
    72:30
    Encore. Okay. Not good. Give me ball safe. Dream fast people! Nooooooo! G-F-ing G. Gets GC anyway. Damn girl, you a vocal one.
    73:20
    I mean, we still got Grand Champion. That's the achievement. Here's what I was nervous about. I had the previous Grand Champion. We beat it by 20 million points.
    73:46
    How's the $5 you... You know what, Tish? Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't know, for some reason, whenever Tish11 walks around, I randomly find $5 on the ground. Thank you so much. Voodoo Envy with the 1,000 bitties. Thank you so much. I freaking love you. Can I get some hearts and chat for Tish and Voodoo, please?
    74:12
    Dude, whenever that kid's around, $5 donation is just sitting on the ground somewhere. We'll never know why.
    74:20
    here's why I'm most upset. I feel like we got so comfortable there that I kind of screwed up. I got a little lax. I wanted to break a billion on this game.
    74:36
    There's no reason we can't. Oh, man, I'm burning up in here. Don't want to wait. Yeah, we've had a couple IRL subs too, which are hilarious. People, people that just walk up, they're like, I like what you're doing, let me show you something. Sub.
    75:02
    Tish is an unofficial sub, even though he's, he's keeping it, you know, keeping it under wraps. Anti-hero? Yeah.
    75:20
    Can you still donate with Subway subs? Or Subway cards? Can you still donate with Subway cards? What's this song all about? You know when you're holding an ice cream cone and it starts like dripping down your fingers?
    75:57
    Yeah, see? That's all it's about, dude. On vacation. Because that's when you get ice cream cones. Did you get the Coke bottle with your name on it? Fireball, I did not get mine. I went to look for it and they didn't have it, dude.
    76:15
    Welcome aboard, kid. Damn it, Tish. Tish, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Tish if you could show some love. Dropping that Twitch Prime. Thanks for the support, dude. It's official.
    76:34
    I can't believe you clipped that. Oh, God, what did you clip? Imperial Girl with the auto host. Thanks, baby.
    76:45
    Flippers and butts. Thank you, thank you. Here we go. This is the JD I need. Yeah. Whale. Can I get an exclamation point, Waffle?
    76:57
    Missed you, BB. Aw, Slappy. It's like a million degrees in here, but I almost... You know what? Tomorrow's cream is going to be out of bounds. We might play Kiss again tomorrow. If we don't get a billion. I know you probably don't want to see that, but you know what? Who cares? You know? It's like, sometimes, yeah, it's like, who cares?
    77:26
    Unless we play... I just, I need, I need another effing DMD game in here. I see you... Oh, zero fire. And I deleted that.
    77:45
    If you're too high, you can always take your shirt off. Well, here's the thing, Fireball, darling, see what you're saying? I feel like you're baiting me into something with that wrench. You're telling me to take my shirt off. Your finger's over the, like, suspend button. You're like, yes, Mr. Danger, take your shirt off. Everyone wants you freaking banned.
    78:10
    You freaking banned. Although I did get my chest tattooed on the front page of Twitch, which is pretty cool. Pluto told me, as long as it's not sexual, you can show your nipples.
    78:24
    And I'm like, I can't, I'm surprised I don't get banned for just being mean. I'm just too sexual, baby. It's a trap.
    78:35
    Okay, that sucked. When I'm going to keep my eyes open. When aren't your nipples sexual? Exactly. That's all I'm saying.
    78:58
    So actually, they lifted the ban on guys streaming without their shirts on. It just can't be sexual. Okay. Well, let's freaking go. But what if like I'm screaming and I, what if I catch myself like tweaking my nips?
    79:13
    But then I'm like, dude, I had an itch. I wasn't tweaking them. I had an itch. Does that mean a woman's nipples aren't stuff? Listen, who knows these days?
    79:31
    Did you see those crow nudgies? pro nudgies. Yo, Daz with the host, thank you buddy. We could not handle the sexiness of shirtless guests, that's very true. You also, I think we would, I think it would become a combination of like, Jack, you just lost 30 viewers 10 minutes later. Jack, you just gained 130 viewers.
    79:59
    I looked! Alright, I got an idea. Does this combination work? Uh, the combination doesn't really work.
    80:35
    I had to get on the cave. Woo! What is happening right now? Why are you swamping? I'm the lone batter. Cow bat. I'm a cow bat.
    81:14
    You know what I messed up? Wait, all scores are 2x? Wait a second, it's all scores are 2x while that ball is locked up?
    81:21
    That's why we were getting so many points! Let's start this over. Drink the ball, idiot. Drink the ball.
    81:28
    That's, your scoops are strategic there. Oh, Gary, you told me to rock harder. Jack has to do his butt exercises.
    81:49
    I'm just going to wear, like, half-shirts and, like, tie it behind. No, I need, like, a mesh Batman shirt.
    81:58
    Mesh. All right. So the easiest ones to get through are Lick It Up and Do. Creep it around, keep it around.
    82:13
    Okay, modes first. We want our 2x. 2x first. Can we make an emote called Flip Nipple? Wait, fireball! I need a wrench, how do I get one? It's an emergency!
    82:42
    What? What happened there? Was that a magnet? The ball's just stuck! Oh my God. Best way to cry for attention? Oh, what, to show a nipple?
    83:09
    I want to show a nipple. Well, we have like a hundred jobs open if you want a wrench. Okay, how do I get a job as like just being a person? Like I'll answer some emails and maybe take some Instagram photos. Like what's that job? Honestly, the pay could be very minimal. I'm just looking to get a wrench. Uh oh, so, oh god, hold on, I'll look to see what happened.
    83:42
    I'm ready to kick the fucking shit out of this game. So Hoda, sorry buddy, no to do, jump a jack for stubs or six, mail jack an actual wrench.
    83:58
    I mean, I'm into it. Actually has a senior systems engineer job open for her team. Dude! Senior systems engineer. Is that like social engineering?
    84:19
    Fireball, listen. You just tell me what's up. Show me how to get that wrench. You and I will train. I'll show you how to beat every other nerd in that office of yours. You're a big person, you can take them all down, but on pinball, I'll have you demolishing them. Speaking of beer, sounds like too fancy a title. Social engineering, yeah.
    85:03
    I just call people and trick them into giving me their Amazon Prime thing. We have pinball machines at the office? Oh, fireball. I've been to the Twitch office many times. Pluto and I, actually, Mylon, Sprat Creek, Mike Cheb, everybody. They're all pinheads now. I've been in the office plenty of times to battle those nerds.
    85:33
    That's why I need to figure out how to get a... I need a wrench. Those aren't people. We got Flim Flam, Little Jimmy, Tiny Pinks.
    85:45
    Two Toes, Wiggle Waddle. My man, Flimmy Flam. They sound like made-up people. Yeah, they are. Hey, did Chris Pratt respond to our thing yet? Hold on. Laura messaged me, which means it's like life or death, I'm sure. Why does Raytheon ring a bell?
    86:09
    Apparently my daughter is not sleeping in bed. She's sitting there singing. Okay. Hey, did you guys... Guys, I don't think Chris Pratt responded yet. So, what's going on?
    86:23
    I don't think Chris Pratt responded yet. Okay. I think you guys need... I need to pace this again. Okay, guys. Stop. Stop talking.
    86:39
    I need you all to go like and retweet that and say something about it. Chris Pratt needs to challenge me in pinball. Chris isn't asleep. He's a guardian of the galaxy. My boy Big Man Chummy Jam Raytheon is a defense contractor I believe Like what does What does Stevie Franchise actually do You know Or Tamora Wait does he have a register I can't remember Lick my love gun Gory Rory for 13 months in a row Thank you for maintaining your membership To the League of Amazing Ladies and Gentlemen Flip it to Bucs Oh, God.
    87:24
    I'm renaming myself to Big Man to the Jam. Now I'm going to keep my head in. Is this ball one? Good. They call me Big Man. Hey, quit looking at Twitter while you're streaming. Sorry. You're ruining my immersion.
    87:44
    Of a person all alone in a room with no connection to the Internet. Yeah, how do I get the wrench with no powers or monetary value?
    88:02
    All right, there's song number one. We're not going multi-ball until we get... With the wrench comes great responsibility, but I don't want to be responsible for anything. I just want to go to like... Do y'all have like sexy wrench parties and stuff?
    88:21
    I just want to hang out. There we go. Okay. Deuce. Just change your 24 month sub to a wrench? Oh my god, yes.
    88:37
    Okay. Well, okay, if you ban me deadflip, you get my wrench. What? Oh. Yeah, that's a fun joke. It's a fun joke.
    88:48
    Is there ban immunity with wrenches? I honestly have never had the opportunity to try to ban the quiz police.
    88:58
    Probably not a good idea. Kiss it. Damn it. Stop going in there. No, no, no, no, no, no. Get it. Yeah. Dude, with the 100 bitties, as usual, thank you for the stream, buddy. Thank you so much. I love you. Alex, have a, have a, I hope you have an amazing night. You can try if you want. Uh, computer's all the way over there, you know.
    89:43
    All right. We got our 2X. We're into our third song. Now we go for the multiball. Thanks, Jameson. Now we go Detroit Rock City because we're going to shoot all over the place.
    89:58
    All right, I'll just put in a good word for me. Just go to Marcus or Anna. Be like, you know who really needs a wrench? And, you know, he doesn't have to make any money. Just, he just wants a wrench.
    90:10
    Jack Danger. Dead flip. You know, like, give me a wrench! Give me a wrench! You gotta say it like that, though. Hey, give me a wrench! Alright, we're going up the right ramp.
    90:22
    Right now. Man, I'm the best pinball player in the first place! Dead flip, who? Dead flip? Is that an oil change place?
    90:39
    Oh my god, yes. All balls, please, freaking get out of here. I hate balls. Can I have that ball back? Thank you.
    90:53
    Junk journeyer. Please give me a ball. Give to me a ball, please. Up there, please, one time. Oh, God, I hate you. Up there, up there, up there. I mean, we're getting all of our Detroit Rock City stuff done.
    91:10
    Oh my god. Alright, here we go. Well, Jaded, I'm a partner and I have a wrench. That's sexy. See, I can be the guy that stands by the pinball tables. Yeah, just, how about this? Let me get a wrench for just standing near the pinball machine. I actually made that shot just then.
    91:34
    Let's have a drink of beer, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, I just want to say thank you so much for being here. I love you all. love doesn't have to be, you know, sexual. I'm in love with you. You're gorgeous. I'll give you a wrench. Oh, damn it, Fireball. You tricked me.
    91:54
    Thank you, Fireball. I needed that wrench. You penis. All right, we got a lock ready. Cheers, Ding Dong. But can it be sexual? It is what you want it to be. You piece of . Wait, you tricked me! Alright, one time, one time, one time. Bam! Woo! Oh, there's only two? Shit. Slow work! Too fast. Not good. Not good. Not good. You gotta lose your mind this shit!
    93:01
    Wow, what a Lazarus, that was real... Wow, what a Laz! Wow, what a Laz. Frick. Alright, we gotta finish one more mode and we'll get right back into all of our multipliers. Or one more song. That delayed tilt, though. That delayed tilt though. Yeah, we'll do Shout.
    94:04
    We hit that already. Dil-oo-bly-foodle. I came back for more Destiny 2. Wolf, I love you, buddy. Well, you might see some tomorrow morning.
    94:17
    Because I'm like fricking obsessed with that game. All right, one more time. Okay, we're going to use demon multiball to finish it up. Remember, in Demon Multiball, you've got to hit every shot twice, but you don't have to keep hitting the same shot. It's not a piece of crap like Love's M.O.L.T.E.B.A.L. is. Oh, you suck all the butts! Well, there went that fun. Okay. Oh my god. None better. Look at... I'm hitting it so perfectly and so cleanly, it doesn't even know.
    95:24
    Is there a weapon in Destiny called a love gun? Oh my God, there should be. Knock it. Oh, thank you. Please. This may not be the run boys But you know what, we're not going to restart it Let's see what we can make out of it
    96:09
    Because we're about to have some crazy good multipliers here in a second Did JD rip one again? Guys, calm down. Yes. I did. Wow, boys, we got a replay on a free play. Do you, are you impressed with the drop catch? I'll stop doing it. I'm
    96:53
    literally doing it to show off. Alright. Right the ramp up. Please. You. Stop it. I've kept you from doing it for me. What the fuck did he say? Kid, how you doing, bud?
    97:39
    It's every save on the face of the planet. Hotter than hell. All right. Love gun. Look good, you look hot. One time, baby, one time.
    98:12
    What happened to one time, you ding-dong? How about two times? No, two times is a bad thing. Breathe, breathe, and push! Shit.
    98:33
    We're delivering a pinball, baby. Yo, Marbles, what's up? How you liking Destiny? I love it, dude. It's an amazing game.
    98:48
    I'm going to tear. This is going to be... I don want to put my initials up I don want to put my initials up
    99:11
    Here come the omnips! I'm sorry, am I allowed to show my nips? I gotta do a little more work on the dad bob before I do my super low v-neck.
    99:26
    Start with the deuce. How many machines do you own? Marbles, I really own like one or two machines, but our studio is always full because people like yourself who have the urge to watch me, but may also have pinball machines, donate their games to me.
    99:51
    Check, you need a wrench for your nipples. Exactly. Dude, fireball. Come on, darling. Let me get that right.
    100:05
    Alright, that move... That move was like the room. But it did not kill her. Did you see the curveball on that thing?
    100:23
    Just arriving. and Kiss is disappearing, police force is coming, yeah. I don't know exactly when Gavin's taking it away, but he is.
    100:43
    Okay, let's hit something, ding dong. Yes. Middle ramp again, please. Middle ramp. Get hot! Alright, check this out. Oh, we did this wrong. I wanted to get a multiplayer first.
    101:24
    Just like, don't have to go up there. Love, bye. I double-flipped. Did you see that? I double-flipped, and it freaking tucked my cuff.
    101:49
    Yo, that darn chat. How you doing, sexy? because you know that that darn chat, and no offense to anyone else,
    101:59
    but really may be the most attractive person I've ever seen in my life. And sometimes he gets to see you naked. It's pretty dope.
    102:09
    I mean, she sees me naked all the time because I'm always naked. But, there's that. Okay. Rating this star 12. Whip!
    102:28
    I didn't know. Am I still on camera? Sorry, I restarted you. You ever get that right? Listen.
    102:45
    You give to me rent, please? You give rinse to me, please? Nope, not on camera. We didn't see anything. Great.
    103:12
    Oh, the delay on... There it is. Dude, we are getting some nutty, nutty saves. Just take a deuce. One mode down.
    103:53
    Your kids won't sleep. Oh, your kid won't sleep. She's literally still awake. Well, yeah. Laura. I mean, listen. I gave her half of my monster because I thought that's... I don't know what the hell you want. Classic Jack D. Dragster scene. I don't even know what that is, but I can't wait to see it.
    104:34
    What's Jamaica? Please don't give your child a question. This ball wanted out. Yo, me, it's Deborah with the $10 donation to Knicks. man's other best friend. Yo, me, etc. I freaking love you, dude. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts and chat? Dude, me, you're freaking nuts, man. I love you.
    105:17
    I love you. Did that show up? Did that actually show up on screen? These things are giving me anxiety. Right, kid?
    105:26
    Nip it up. All right, here we go. We're going to start with a hard song first. Oh, nice. It did what the orgasm plays to. Ooh, beautiful.
    105:48
    Why does it have to be an orgasm? Yeah, it came up. You weren't looking. Cool. Love you. Dude, me, etc. You're beautiful.
    105:59
    Get up there. Welcome aboard, Gagman. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the League for 30 months? Seven million beers later. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up. 30 months, Gagman. I love you. Did I send you those dead clip condoms yet? Is that what you asked me to poke hold of? What, don't say that? Come on, get her! Go, go, go, go! Oh, perfect. Sneak it. Can't wait to attempt a death save after he... I can't believe AV Club posted that shit, dude. So stupid. You're technically dating at this point? Yep. 30 months.
    107:03
    Longer than most men play two shimmy. I mean, amen to that. I'm throwing this game in the trash, man. Just give me control. Here's why this is hard. This slingshot, too sensitive. This slingshot, not sensitive at all. And then your brain's like trying to compensate you. Hey internet, if you want to break your machine, walk in your wrist. Yeah, all right. Watch this video. Yeah, it leaves where it's at. So, Red Keg, AV Club did a couple of videos of me showing people how to play pinball. In one of them, I did a death save just to show them what a death save looked like, and they put it in the freaking video as something to learn. Now, I did say in the video, to my credit, not to do it because it was illegal, right?
    108:10
    I did. I did. I said that. Wow. Man. Later, Rensselaer. Kirsten, I love you, buddy. It's late in good old Germany. All right, brother, be good. I love you. It's great seeing you, bro. I don't get to see you that often.
    108:35
    Do what I say, not as I do. Exactly. Check nature. Mayor of Chicago, 2017. Let's play a song that we haven't heard.
    108:53
    This one's good. The tilt-bob adjustment, though. I ain't adjusting my tilt-bob, baby. Here, you need to use this clip.
    109:04
    Oh, what, of me explaining it? TwitchCon 2017 pinball area? Oh, get up there, you dingus. No, there's a couple of videos, RedK.
    109:24
    There's two instructional videos. Oh my god. That right lock shot is like... I was just freaking getting you, dude.
    109:46
    Get up there. All right, we're almost done with this mode. I just... I want to die.
    110:02
    Oh, the double death save? Oh, my God. Wait, is that what that video is? Last restart of the night, I promise. I guarantee you.
    110:19
    You're going to like the way you flipped. I guarantee it. Nailed it. Oh. Yeah, the double death save, man. That's like the pinnacle of my troublemaking.
    110:46
    The left outlay on this game... Doesn't make sense, man. He looks so young in the video. Who, me, red keg? I think it's because I shaved clean.
    111:18
    Do I have facial hair in it? Like, I'm... I'm gonna be... Shit. Oh, I restarted. Shit. I thought I wasn't gonna do it. It's just instinct. My pinky's like... And we're done?
    111:34
    Next game? I'm switching computers. What was that? Clip link? I have no facial hair yet. Firebolt. That's me. Can someone plug that link again? That was me at TwitchCon last year doing an illegal pinball maneuver twice in a row, which is kind of unheard of being able to do because of the sensitivity of the pinball machine.
    112:09
    Stop! I'm putting tape in... Good old pinky instinct. Alright, stay shots only, screw this game. Stay shots only, he says.
    112:37
    He reset. No I didn't, you reset. You guys have power to... Remember that thing where I set up and you could play pinball via chat?
    113:00
    You act like you don't love this game. I'm confused. No, what do you mean, dude? I think this is a fantastic pinball machine.
    113:08
    A lot of people give this game shit. My only queef with this game is, uh, Beast. Is that just, like, the weirdest Freudian slip? That actually concerns me that I said that.
    113:29
    Um, my only beef with this game is the Gene Simmons head. The thing needs to be rotated a little bit more to spit at the left clipper. I was going to say a different word and then I said beef. What was I going to say? My only conflict? What the hell was I going to say? It turned into a completely different word.
    113:57
    This game sucked with early code? Yes. Mostly because it had the same issue that Walking Dead had. a physical abnormality that caused poor... Yo, Crunchberry! Mr. Crunchberry, thank you, buddy. I love you.
    114:14
    It was a physical abnormality that stopped the game from playing well. It's actually a super fun game. This is like a straight-up just solid pinball machine. It's not spectacular, and it doesn't suck. It's just like, it's a good game. It's a damn good game. Yo, what's up Crunchroid? Mini-raid. I'll take it. What's going on?
    114:47
    We're going to try something. It's a good thing it... I'm not going to reset it. I'm It's a good thing it... I'm not going to reset. I'm not going to reset it.
    115:04
    So that is a combo. Okay. I never really understood the in-lane to a shot thing. Start Schedule playing Mario Odyssey For the first time Dude that game was so much fun For the reskin I'm sure it would be fine I can only hear Love Gun so many times You know what we could do I mean, Gavin's taking it away, so we can't do it now, but... I was going to say, we could just lift open the Pinball Browser and put new music on the game, which is actually stupid easy to do.
    115:57
    I love that it tempts you to tilt. Can you stop missing that shot, please? Oh, damn. I'm getting my copy of Odyssey tomorrow. Nice.
    116:16
    How do I play that? I need like a switch or something, right? I don't have any Nintendo consoles. Now, see, that was a dumb shot that I made that actually I didn't get punished for, but I probably should have.
    116:37
    Okay, we're almost done with this. That was a dumb shot too. That was a dumb shot too? What the hell are we doing? That was a terrible... We're playing this out. We're playing this
    116:56
    out. Got a blast! Alright, Red King. Have fun blasting my dude. Damn it, they chose the frickin' left orbit.
    117:09
    That shakeout would have been epic. Dude, I had a massive shakeout a minute ago. Oh yeah, I got a PO Box.
    117:23
    PO Box, 1-8236, Chicago, Illinois, 6-0. Fuck my butt. Donate to kids. We're not playing. We can't play this one out.
    117:45
    What? I just... I swear to God. Is that switch not working? I mean, I've got to tell Gavin or something's busted. That's kind of the point of me taking his games.
    117:57
    Making sure they're bar worthy. It's actually mad me. It's like mad me. Alright, this is it. Top of finals.
    118:19
    Top of finals. This is it. PAMP! Alright, put it in the good place. Oh, you put it in the best place. Easy shot in the frickin' game. That's what I need to do more of, is really save it out there. Eleven billion or Riot? Jesus.
    119:04
    Is that a thing? Dude, the pops are hooking it up. Maybe not that one. Hey, people, I heard you like pinball.
    119:24
    I remember having a strong market reader and yelling at little kids. Nice. 11 billion on Ghostbusters is much different than 11 billion on KISS. And 11 billion on KISS deserves, like... That... Like, I need... The president needs to give me, like, a get-out-of-jail-free card for that. Like, you just, like, performed a miracle. Spank danger, and I'll be on frickin' candles, like, with pinballs floating above my hands, and like a big gold chain with a fucking flip around. I don't know.
    120:05
    Alright, Crunchberry, I love you. Gonna get you on the TV downstairs? Uh-oh. Don't look. So if I hit the kiss machine with my wrench, I could cheat an 11 billion times.
    120:22
    Depends on how sensitive it is. But, theoretically. When you're the mayor, you'll never get arrested. Yay!
    120:38
    Guys, when I'm the mayor, oh man. You're going to be like, I knew him when he was still not in jail.
    120:51
    That's safe. That shit was still shaking. I don't like it. Nailed it. Mayor of Chicago. It'll be a thing someday, Internet. I'm just going to need y'all's help.
    121:30
    That freaking target wants my butthole. All right, here we go. Nailed it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes. Okay, good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
    121:44
    Ooh. You know what? We're going to take a dangerous shot. And it paid the frick off. Just don't screw me, don't screw me now.
    122:05
    This guy is good. Woo! Born early, babe. We're playing it up. I feel good about this one. We're playing it up.
    122:40
    Get your grandma out of here. It's a real Super Bowl halftime show here. I'm an entertainer, baby. Can I have the effing ball?
    123:02
    We're trying to avoid love guns so we can get our 2x before it starts. Stop effing me, dude. We don't need anything in there, but the jackpot grows when you're in there, which I did not know.
    123:33
    Got it. 2x. Put a 2x in the middle. We need a new track. Oh, Jesus. Alright. Baby! Okay, we'll do Shout It.
    123:52
    Post-pass up the ramp. Oh, dude. Hogan 100% ACDC is like one of my favorite pinball machines ever made.
    124:01
    It's for sure my favorite pinball machine to teach people how to play pinball on. If you're gonna find it.
    124:08
    All right. 2X play field, 2X middle ramp. We chose the middle ramp mode. And we're going to go for middle ramp jack poops.
    124:26
    Wait, what shot? Oh, it's Gene Simmons' mouth. I'm sorry, the demon. Got it. Alright. Let's go right ramp.
    124:57
    We tried. Didn't work. Let's go right ramp again. Just kidding. Right orbit maybe. I hate this game.
    125:11
    Gene is not fitting down the middle as much as he used to. Just saying. All right. We're going to try to cradle separate back over to the right foot right here.
    125:38
    You're welcome. Miss the fist dot. Can you take the glass off and turn his head towards Cliff Pumper? No, I wish. That'd be great. I love guns!
    126:11
    Don't do it! I just put on new underwear, excuse me. Alright, little tiny flip, like this. You fucking cunt! I'm sorry, that was very upsetting. Pants off.
    126:50
    Oh my god. Stop making me say the boss of us. You fucking... This little... Let the rage continue. Yeah.
    127:07
    Settle down, Jack. You tell me... You tell me that's the only one that's quite good. I saw Ace Frehley live in concert this week. He's still a good guitarist. That's awesome, dude.
    127:34
    We get it. We know where that... Oh, my God. He hit it three times. I hit it four times. In a row. Take a shot.
    127:49
    Tweet. You can blame everything on me, Steve. It's all good, babe. Don't worry. Love you. Where's the tilt sensor on this game? Dude, are you kidding me? I'm tilting like crazy.
    128:08
    I'm Steve Nick. There's a difference between, okay, here's something I had to learn. Are you ready for this? There's a difference between big, deep pushes and a pop, right? Like this versus pushing, right? This gets something swinging. This is a quick little jolt, you know? So when I'm doing this, that's different than this.
    128:32
    Does that make sense? I know it kind of looks the same, but there is a huge difference. It's all about the impact. It's my hands aren't touching it and then they hit it and come away instead of your hands are on it the whole time pushing it. Completely different. Although it looks the same, you're expecting the tilt sensor differently. So when I'm clapping, that's different than holding it and shaking it. two different entire things.
    129:14
    If you bump the table around a bit it will give you warnings. But there's like a... there's a difference in how you bump it. Yo Matt, what's up baby?
    129:30
    We are playing on eggshells here. I, like an idiot, got two kilt warnings, trying to show something off. See like that? It's like, they're like little slaps, little pops.
    129:52
    Oh, I had that shot, you dill. First I drink and then I smoke. You're not counting if he tilts? No, you can count it.
    130:19
    You can count it. Alright, Jean's mouth. Got it. Alright, so Jean's mouth is done. Up the center ramp. Done. Stop shooting in Jean's mouth. Why did I 2x that? Why did I take my hands off the game?
    130:55
    I am Bilbo. Stop shooting Gene's mouth! Oh my god. Game over, man. Stop shooting Gene's mouth. Alright Steve, Nick, love ya. Is this home base? Yeah Jazzy, this is home base for me. We're finally back. We're finally back.
    131:35
    I'm playing Pittsburgh? You see me take that shizz out? Ba-blam. Jesse, how you been? But Gene likes your balls, apparently.
    131:55
    Take it, Gene. Eat the ball, Gene. Too hard. Is that damaging? I have two kill warnings that I got before I even started this ball.
    132:12
    Like idiot. I am an idiot. I did not want that. Shit. Yeah, I feel like I haven't been here in forever, man. But, uh, that's true. I just feel like it's been a while. Get in there. Pop it up. I forgot! I forgot. We're playing it up.
    132:49
    But I forgot. Internet, did Chris Pratt respond to our tweet yet? Give them all that. If you say bonus...
    133:25
    Yeah, Jade, I once got 32 tilts in a week. Was the home life okay? It was a very sensitive... What were we playing?
    133:38
    What was that? Was it a Metallica? It was Iron Man, yeah, dude. Fuck that. That's why. That's why it was 32 silks, because fuck Iron Man.
    134:10
    Woo-hoo! All right, we got this. Post pass, shoot the right orbit. Nailed it. Nailed it. Gene's mouth. Nailed it. Right orbit. Nailed it. If you were two and a week, you must have... Was it trading pinball back then? Lol. Oh my god, guys, calm down.
    134:51
    I'm surprised more people didn't complain that I was, like, doing commentary for Big Buck Hunter. I was waiting for the trolly-oleys to come out. Alright, that should be good for Catman. We'll pop this over. Or put it right back up that ramp. Pop it over. We get it, you love the fucking ramp. I'm getting a little triggered. You like that? Dude, it was awesome. The big buck hunter thing was a lot of fun. It really was.
    135:34
    Oh, oh, oh, oh. Wow. Okay. Back in there. That works, too. That does work, as well. I like that. Black type.
    136:04
    All right, multiball's ready, but I want to finish this mode. Give me a good one, baby. I can deal with that.
    136:23
    Okay, now we're going to shoot. Did that take? Is that a regular thing now? Now, eSports commentary is definitely going to be a thing.
    136:40
    For old Jack Donner. Okay, here we go. Right into the thing. Oh, yeah, we're going to try to do more morning stuff. I dropped my daughter off, and when I get back from dropping my daughter off, I'm gonna do morning streams. They're probably not gonna go as long as they did today, because I was just trying it out. Like, that was the six hour stream we did this morning. I'm looking more for like the three to four range.
    137:31
    I'm not thinking of... Yes, thank you, front row. Can I have both balls back? Alright, center... Center ramp before something gets screwed up.
    137:53
    Shit, I just double-jeaned Simmons, didn't I? All right, new song. We got two extra ones. No Chris Pratt yet?
    138:10
    It's not possible. Man. It's hard to believe that it was this last week that TwitchCon actually happened. Would you say TwitchCon was a smash and success? Yeah, Mazdak. It was a lot of fun, dude. It was huge. You look good, it looks hotter than hell. But like anything, you can't really force growth. So like, all the views and shit we got, it was awesome, good for exposure. But obviously there isn't like 20,000 people sitting in chat. Because that's not how Twitch works.
    138:50
    I should have waited on that. Damn it. You got one of you or me. Fireball, I love you. I've been seeing a lot more wrenches around lately. I get a lot of wrenches in here. I get a lot of wrenches. That's because I'm friends with a lot of people that are staff. Alright, we got that.
    139:40
    Alright, up the middle. Really did not need to hit Gene. Stop shooting Gene, please. Alright, now we gotta shoot up someplace. Dude, that post-catch, oh. Jack apparently met Mr. Teppan. Oh, yeah, Josh was an acquaintance of mine. We were gonna battle, but he had some crap to do, and I was in the middle of, like, something. I don't know what the hell happen. But I told him to come back and I think I had left to go do something else when he came back. Okay, we got to get control here. Not good. Getting it instead of backstage would be nice.
    140:45
    Thank you. The Kappa dude. Yeah, Josh is a cool dude. Everybody out of the pool. So what's the next shoutcasting gig? Can you say? I cannot, but you're going to freaking love it.
    141:12
    Double rainbow all the way across the board. Yo, ZZ Top, how you doing, buddy? We put up like $750, $780 million on this thing a minute ago. An hour ago, I should say.
    141:38
    A couple beers ago, I should say. Here's the thing. You know what I didn't say once during the shoutcasting thing? I didn't say, here's the thing. Okay, I'll tell you that. I think I said it like once.
    141:59
    But when I said it, I wrote it down on a piece of paper so that I knew not to say it anymore. Also, when you're doing broadcasting of sports and stuff like that, let me tell you, boy oh boy,
    142:18
    you'll find yourself wanting to repeat a lot of things. But all you need is a pen in your hand to look like you're busy, wear a suit coat,
    142:28
    you're trying to cut out literally, yeah, it's tough, man. I haven't seen shit but restart since I got here Kid, you son of a bitch Kid, how dare you Alright, kid, this one's for you, buddy This one's for you Did you say David Raymondson? Why would I say David Raymondson?
    143:00
    Did someone buy you and the other guy? No, we just had the same jackets, which was insanity. We both had the same freaking jackets.
    143:17
    Different brands or makes or whatever. Good sir. I have a ball save, you dick! Both days. Wait, what? Yeah! He had a dark blue one, and he had a light gray one. And that's all I brought. We have the same, I think, two coats.
    143:49
    I got an idea. Were you the color commentator for the play-by-play? At the end of it, I actually started to learn some of the stuff and was helping do some basic commentary, too.
    144:03
    But there's a lot of player stuff that I couldn't... I didn't know. Did you guys make out in those suits? We did.
    144:12
    He's actually a pretty fun guy. He's a co... Okay. He used to work for Play Mechanics and the Big Buck Hunter crew. but took a coaching job at a college here in Illinois as their League of Legends coach.
    144:30
    How nuts is that? That ball was like, you know what, Daniel? I like what you've got to say. I'm going to do you a favor.
    144:51
    You almost said here's the thing. I know. Shut up. Okay. I won't say it. More to the point.
    145:15
    Okay. Apparently you need to shoot these in order to get the most points out of them. So let's do that. Oh, I tried a little backflip action there. It did not work.
    145:31
    I would like to try that, though. Wesley Snipes? Yes. Shout it out, Liv. You see the guys from Straight Down the Middle dressed up as Halloween? Yeah, me and Todd Zuckey. Honored. That someone wants to be Jack Danger for Halloween. That was hilarious, man.
    145:51
    He did a great job. He really did. It was Greg, right? Greg was the one that thrust up the team? Shit, I did it wrong.
    146:21
    Wow, freaking, oh god. Did he wear stilts? No, he buttoned a shirt up to the top, put on some sunglasses, had the appropriate facial hair, and did a fake IRL stream.
    146:42
    Where apparently I say grab all the butts, but you know what? I'm thinking it. I don't see it, but I'm thinking it. Yo, fireball, get out of here. Fireball, thank you. Welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and buckles for Fireball. I love you. And I'm in love with you. Huh? Holy crap. Thank you, buddy.
    147:07
    Welcome aboard, kid. Respect woman. What? Mofugas thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and bucks up for Mofugas are you sure yeah outsider if they permit you can post it seriously thank you for the support and fireball welcome darling I appreciate it I appreciate you wait this one this one is for you I gotta turn the restart off so I actually am forced to play these games out. You know what I'm saying? It's Todd Tucky's business card. And collapse. Just kidding. Did you see my Stern business card that I made?
    148:18
    Where is that? Was that on Facebook or something that I put that? I like photoshopped a dope-ass fake Stern V card.
    148:28
    Blade Runner would be a fun pin It would be I agree I think Guardians was a good choice I think Guardians was a really good choice Do you have a cat business card Like a tattoo of a business card? Is that what you're asking? I do not have a tattoo of a business. And honestly, I'm a little surprised that I don't. I seriously thought that certain business card was real. Dude, let's make it real. I'm taking that company overboard. Alright, one more shot. One more deuce shot. That's it. Up the middle again. Double it. New trap But, um, charts have doubled.
    149:43
    No, I didn't. Okay, I got scared. Sorry, Haas. Uh, Haas, I don't like to talk politics in that regard, but I would say choosing a company,
    150:01
    you know, I'm not even going to talk about it. 100%. For reasons. Let's just say I know too much about pinball.
    150:15
    This game, man. Yeah, I'll be streaming Guardians of the Galaxy pinball... mid-November.
    150:29
    So we're talking somewhere in the week of the 20th of November. Okay? You're going to see Guardians of the Galaxy pinball. Yeah, absolutely, sorry. Absolutely, absolutely.
    150:48
    Politics, bro. It's okay, we know you get those kickbacks. Uh-huh. I would not be begging for money, let me tell you.
    151:12
    I will remain an internet paying handler for the rest of my days. Come back, come back. Go, go, go, go.
    151:23
    Very good. Not good. There we go. Kickbacks, being able to stream from certain... Do you think that's a kickback?
    151:44
    Okay. Alright, we got multi-ball ready. So we're going to try to finish up Lick It up here. Actually, no, we don't have to. We finished the mode already, didn't we?
    152:13
    Spooky was kind enough to give you a small kickback on TMA sales? They were? Spooky just donates money to me all the time.
    152:23
    Those are awesome. I don't get any kickbacks from any companies. Sorry, I do. I do, sorry. Hawks, do you have any pinball machines yourself? Okay, all those balls are coming back, so we're not slow. You gotta hit that last block target. Right there. Oh my god. Askin' you Skal Reese B. That was beautiful.
    153:03
    That wasn't so beautiful. Donated. Chilling is such an ugly word. So if we can lock this ball up. Two X's.
    153:25
    All scores are two X's. For a spell. I am... pieced. I ain't doing shit until I like 2X, man. Then where did you get that shirt? Wait, what? Oh, if you don't get kickbacks? Twitch doesn't give me money.
    153:57
    Twitch doesn't pay anybody. Exactly. Which gave me the shirt. Which doesn't pay me money. The internet pays me money.
    154:18
    From viewers like you. Thank you. The Jack Needs New Booth Foundation. the I Need New Underwear Charity Trust.
    154:42
    They had to give me the shirt because they banned shirtless streaming. Yeah. Like, Jack, put an effing shirt on you, Dill.
    154:55
    Okay, we just need... Oh, I thought I was going to get tricksy there. I'm confused why people think streamers are rich and have everything they ever wanted in life. Skip Natty, let me tell you something, man.
    155:13
    Are you ready for this? I 100%, no joke, make... I'd say half of what a starting salary at McDonald's is.
    155:25
    If even half. I don't even know what that number is anymore. Woo! Twitch pays me a good amount each month. There you go. What's up, y'all? What's up, Flynn? How you doing, baby?
    155:55
    Yeah, if you work at Twitch, you're going to get paid. You should learn anything. I had to do it. So I think by finishing this next song we might get a table multiplier. Every ball is in Gene's mouth. Okay, no more Gene's mouth. Be good, be cool, be cool. Yes.
    156:55
    Get this tall drink of water at Graphics Artist. Here's the thing. I have the opportunity to make a crap load of money if things get too shitty with streaming on Twitch. Right? like I still own an animation studio I just don't do any work because I'd like to focus this and make this be a full time gig but again this takes time I'll flip him all the hard stuff
    157:37
    I would love a Heavens on Fire 2X. Alright, we're trying to shoot the right orbit. Oh, we got a jackpot right or something? Damn it, that wasn't all we needed
    158:29
    Well, we got a Heaven's on Fire super jackpot. Dude, Gene, you're such a freaking troll, Gene. This face takes work, y'all. Ha, ha, ha. She's holding you tight.
    158:57
    And you wonder there goes... Shoot it! I can't see what I just saw. You're tilted. Oh, really, Fireball? You know, I bet... I would expect that. Gene has or Gene is a massive cock?
    159:24
    I misread that as Gene has a massive cock. Alright, we're going to make this game do what we say. Number one.
    159:37
    We're going to shoot these damn shots in order. In order. Next is Gene's mouth. I wonder if you get anything for doing all these in order.
    160:18
    He's a massive cuckold. Oh, we had that. You get disappointed if you do them in order. That's what I'm seeing, Fireball.
    160:45
    That's kind of what I'm seeing. That save without a warning? Can you... I'm getting angry! Alright, breathe, dildo. I swear to god! skill. Skill based game. Skill based game. Ghostbusters accidentally came out on pinball
    161:32
    arcade instead of stern pinball arcade. Alright, did them in order. Now what? Do them in order Man, you weren't kidding about the disappointment.
    161:52
    Outsider? I don't know. That's a toughie. What machine have I not played that I want to play? That's a great question that, honestly, I don't know that I have an answer for. because I played a lot of them.
    162:14
    And when you go, like the original Papa facility, when you went there, you got to play everything. No, I played that. Sorry.
    162:24
    All right, we need a new track. You'd like to play a predator? I'm sure a lot of people would like to speed up the creator of the Predator pinball machine. Banzai runs a lot of fun. TNA is a great, great machine, guys. You would be smart to want to play that game. Alright, now we're going to shoot Star Trap. Up the ramp. Guardians of the Galaxy, yes. That's going to be such a good game. I hope. For me it's when Jet Flip broke during the firmware update. Oh, Batman? Yeah, Fireball, I eventually fixed it. I eventually fixed it. I had a brain fart on how to update a freaking pinball machine.
    163:39
    Alright, we got the 2x. 2x like and anaball lit. Okay. Update firmware. There it is. Drain all the balls! It's not going to give that one back. Or that one. Last ball. You frickin' cuck! Watch how easy it is. Two fireballs putting me on frickin' blast. Good for you! Watch how easy it is. It's too fireball for me, I'm freaking blessed. Yeah, let's put it in, check this out. I'm going to poop my pants. No, I just, uh, I was using an old USB stick, so the update was taking an eternity.
    165:12
    Graining balls, please wait. Wow, I'm a dill. Screwed that up. Not good. I know you want some Atari Hercules gameplay. You know, Sari Haas, I streamed a Hercules twice. And let me tell you, you can't tell that the game is large when it's on camera. It doesn't look any different than a regular pinball machine. It really doesn't.
    166:49
    It's crazy how that works out. Dr. Bird! I am the daughter of your bird! Oh, what the hell? Fix your geometry board. JK.
    168:13
    Akiya! Oh, you cuckmaster 9000. Don't buy one of those, Internet. It's not worth it. So we're going to be getting back into like crazy playfield multiplier here and it's tuck and duck. I better have one more ball.
    169:02
    What? No! Oh, by the way, for the stream of Guardians of the Galaxy, we're going to try to make sure that we're getting a direct feed from the LCD stream into the stream.
    169:31
    I've got to do a little more research to make sure all that's good with a laptop and direct audio so that everything just looks beautiful.
    169:43
    Okay? Okay. Hotter than hell is one of the harder modes to finish. What? I invented what it takes. Direct video and audio anyway? Spike System has audio out built in. It does. And it also has HDMI out. They just need to make sure that everything works right.
    170:40
    Me too. because I need to know that I can capture a bunch of HDMI shit going into USB without overloading the bandwidth going into the computer.
    170:53
    You have to be kidding me. Yo, what's up, Snowbird? I don't know that Sam has that. Wow, thanks for the hardest shot in the game, Dick Master. Snowboarder, how you doing, baby? I also have a, I'm having a little talk with the, uh, Bernie Bernie about making life a easier on people that are trying to get that direct information out of their pinball machines, you know, to put on TVs and...
    171:51
    Because it exists in the back box, but what would... Obviously it would cost a little extra money, so maybe this is probably a mod kit,
    172:04
    but to build some sort of like service panel in the back that literally has just an HDMI and an audio jack that you just jack into. Just in the back of the machine. You don't have to open it up.
    172:21
    So, you know, probably just going to make that and call it a day. Become rich. You know, because I'm rich.
    172:35
    Kiss is very underrated, man. I think it's a great pinball machine. With all that Twitch monies I got. I'm too rich. You know, it's just like some days I wake up, I'm just like, You know what? I'm too rich.
    173:09
    God, how many more times do I got to hit this thing? Wow. Finally. There's the 2X. Snooze off. We all know partners make millions.
    173:27
    I learned how to play on this machine. Nice! It's a great game to play. So, Detroit Rock City is a pain in the butt. Let's see if we can look it up.
    173:41
    What Stern Pinball games are your least favorite? I gotta think about that. Because every... When is the next tournament, Redflip? That's a great question. I'm putting together a tournament based on the excitement of what Big Buck Hunter had going on. If you folks didn't know that. I've got to start pulling some favorites from some local arcades and shit. Good to see you, Pinball Profile. Jeff Teolis, ladies and gentlemen.
    174:12
    If you don't know Jeff, you're lucky. This guy's a massive wanker. Do you say wanker in Canada? Do you just tell everyone to take off?
    174:25
    I mean, I'm sure Lyric makes a lot of them. Go up ramp, please. Jesus Christ.
    175:02
    All right, we got through that song? My next podcast is... Yo, Jeff, let me just tell you, dude. If you ever run out of people to interview, just call me up and we'll shoot the shit, my man.
    175:32
    You know, I'm just trying to do it for exposure because I'm a sellout and stuff, but you know, it's all good.
    175:42
    Oh, God. We might actually have a ball on our hands here. Just eating some Korean ramen. Oh, snowboarder, that sounds so good. Bob Jones actually a really stupid are you kidding me oh edible oh my god I am the greatest. Sorry, Hawks. Welcome to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up for Sorry, Hawks, if you could. Dude, thank you for the support, buddy. I do appreciate it. It means the frickin' world to me.
    176:39
    Sorry, Hawks. Seriously, thank you so much. Cheers, bud. Flippers and butts up. Get that love in there. Okay. Heaven's on fire is ready. And we got 3x playfield. Here we go.
    176:56
    Wow, we screwed that up. He's saying, get your grandma out of here. Is he saying grandma? Slippers and Buds.
    177:08
    Like you said, it's a hard sell, but you sold me, brother. Dude, sorry, Hoss. Thank you, bud. Suck that booty. Here we go. Shout it out loud, right up the middle.
    177:20
    Here comes the catch. So Heavens on Fire multivolts all about shooting everything. Like literally lighting up the grid again. And then once you do that, it's going to tell you to shoot back into the scoop. Alright, we just need the A and one instrument. Alright, we got the A. We just need the instrument, which is right inside of Starchild. Got it! We just need a lucky bounce here. I think that gives me balls back.
    178:28
    I think that gives me balls back. I thought incorrectly. I was extremely incorrect. Shit. Do I still know Friday the 13th pinball? There is a nightmare on Elm Street.
    178:53
    What multiball was that we were just in? Without guys like Jack doing this, we wouldn't see games. Dude, pinball profile, thank you, man. I do, that does mean a lot to me, man. Thank you.
    179:10
    I'm not going to cry, I promise. Thank you. Revealing new pinball machines live. Here comes a pat on the back. Was not a thing. Before I'll ditch the camera. Okay, here we go.
    179:33
    You just had to not drain. Shit. Okay. So good. All we have to do is finish this song out, and we're going to have both of these lit.
    179:50
    Alright, extra balls lit. Super Ransom's lit, hell yeah. And we're gonna, we're gonna... I swear to God, this game. This game sometimes, man. This is a great game. It's going to be a piece of sh... Welp! Welp indeed. Okay, we just need another multi-ball here.
    180:55
    Dude, I had super ramps lit with the play field and the center ramp multiplied. Does everyone enjoy shooting shots through props? I find it super rewarding when I actually make it. I think no one enjoys trying to shoot through props, but when I successfully do it, I feel like a freaking golden god of pinball.
    181:24
    And the shots like that, I sort of live for on pinball machines. Things that you know are difficult and make you feel good when you make them. Did Chris Pratt tweet at us yet?
    181:36
    It's not good. How many more hits do you want? How many more freaking hits do you want, you dildo? Don't screw me, baby.
    181:57
    Alright, Kiss Army's lit. I don't want to start Kiss Army just yet. You know what? Screw it. There's too much shit going on. We're on ball three, so... I really wanted this multiply. You know what? We're going to finish up this mode.
    182:15
    Alright, now we want Kiss Army. After we multiply the center ring. Alright, don't screw up, Danger. We have one shot to make, man. One shot.
    182:29
    This is going to be so many effing points if we can make this work. If we play this correctly, we're going to double this score.
    182:41
    Super Ramp Slip 2. Play it correctly. First off, we've got to start by hitting stuff. We've also got a mode running, which is huge, huge points. So, okay, we're good. We got an anaball. I mean, our ball saver was still active.
    183:39
    No pressure. Yeah, right. All right. Add a ball's late. Nailed it. Gives us time to make some sneaky shots.
    184:08
    All right. We got it. Alright, that screwed us pretty bad. In fact, I don't even know where this ball... where the game wants us to put this ball right now.
    184:28
    Like, that cat... that kid's target is blinking like crazy, but... Super jackpot for 198 million points. Did you see that? Internet.
    184:43
    The most lackluster animation for the most points I've ever made in one shot on this pinball machine.
    184:57
    I'm afraid to hit the left loop, dude. In fact, I don't think the left loop is what we want to hit. We made 400 million points. It just came out of my pants a little.
    185:26
    Literally a static line of fast. This is the last song. Tell me that's multiball. One. Slow! Slower! Oh my god, slower! Stop!
    185:58
    I'm like splitting my dick off here. We need 50 more million points. We're gonna go for Star Child. For our billion. Don't tilt! Please, remind me. Oh my god.
    186:24
    I'm gonna throw up. If we can hit this... Don't fucking tilt, Danger. Dude, the one billion dream, Internet. The one billion freaking dream.
    187:09
    The one billion dream. We have Adaball lit. I'm in a dream trying to get the fucking Adaball. All right, slow it down, dude. Slow it down, slow it down.
    188:11
    Last minute would have been nice. Yo, we got one effing billion points. A billion... 60 million points for that? That was not the number that was displayed on screen. that is for sure. Oh, don't tilt. Internet, should I tilt? What are you supposed to say?
    188:49
    You say don't fucking tilt. Trillionaire or bust? Not like this, please. Hey, can I have a ball to shoot with, please? I would like a single jackpot.
    190:08
    Thank you. Shit. Wait, when should I tilt? Never. Yo, we're about to finish all the songs, too. This game is a shooting point. It really is.
    191:08
    No, no, no, no, no. We are, I think, two shots away from finishing all the songs. That was it. Colossal bonus. Playfield multiplier 10x.
    192:13
    We hit 10x. Completing all the songs. 10x playfield. If we could have saved that last ball. Look at that. It doesn't even know how to display the one.
    192:44
    Yo, I'm sorry. Sorry, Hoss. My apologies. Let's see how to do a bumper pass. Dude, $10. Can I get some hearts in chat, please, for Sorry, Hoss? I don't even know what a bumper pass is. Is that where the game just screws you?
    192:58
    Holy crap. Yo, we got to take a picture of that. Dude, seriously, Sorry, Hoss. Thank you so much for that support, buddy. I think that's what kept me in the game Oh, post pass Yeah, yeah, yeah Hold on, I gotta tweet this out Cause that That's too That's freaking crazy I'm tweeting this immediately I had a pretty decent kiss pinball. Hashtag stern. Hashtag billionaire. Dude, holy sharts. It's Like, deadflip went nuclear on this game. I freaking did.
    194:09
    Copy. Freaking. Yeah, we're tagging. We're tagging everybody. Deadflip. Hayjack Danger. Twitch. Yes.
    194:23
    You know, that's good enough. And tweet. I had a... Now finish the sentence. Hashtag Gene Simmons. Oh, I forgot to... No, I tagged Kiss. I got to Instagram that too. Guys, oh my God. Tag Chris Pratt. Yeah, what is he doing? Chris, where the shit are you, dude? Listen, we're just trying to be buds.
    194:46
    I just want to be your bud. Actually, we don't even need to be friends. I just want to battle you on camera and get famous for battling you on camera.
    194:57
    Do you think Kiss has a... Instagram? Ant, Dern, Pinball. Just tuned in right as he was breaking a billion. Oh, Flynn.
    195:17
    I'm a little sweaty. Kiss. All right, they don't have one. Kiss. I bet Kiss's Instagram is lit. I bet it is.
    195:42
    Alright, let me fix this. Holy crap. Internet. This is called... Going out on top. Thank you so much for being here.
    196:04
    We broke the billy. A bill and a half. If that ball didn't drain with that 10x play field, the money that would... I can't even think about it. I'm going to have freaking nightmares. It's like winning the lottery, but going like, I could have won 10 times the lottery. You know? you can't be angry you're kind of fucking pissed you got a tag stern on your face did someone make social media just a little easier for me please who wants to be dead flips social media guy or gal thanks for the great way to say goodbye absolutely goodbye kids I really like this game for that exclusively what we just did there wow alright folks have a wonderful night I'll see you tomorrow morning we're going to play a little more Destiny if that means anything to you it's pretty fun and we seem to be doing okay sorry Haas again thank you for that donation you're gorgeous you're beautiful Imperial Girl thanks for showing up we're leaving does it ever not suck how are you so good at that imperial girl 15 after 10 alright goodnight lovers I love you, you're great, you're beautiful I'll see you tomorrow, tomorrow morning destiny, tomorrow night I don't know we'll play fucking galaxy or something I don't know, we'll figure it out have a wonderful night, you're all beautiful goodnight, I love you
    197:51
    Toodles! Let me get a toodles in your butt. Let me get some toodles up in your butt. Little tiny toodles in your butt. It's time.